Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - My ins & outs list *age gaps, muting, & gossip!*

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

BESOS BABES welcome back to the program! It's a naughty, nasty new year, and Hallie sits down solo to update you on all things holiday, new men, gay hockey players, & more! Then Hallie brings us through her ins and outs of 2026: filming in public, age gap relationships, muting Dua Lipa, light hearted gossiping, and HATING STANDING. Then Hallie answers your questianas! Enjoy babe muah! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Heated vibrally, which I can barely pronounce that second word, is the hottest show I've ever watched. And now I want to go to hockey games. That's all I want to do is I just want to go and watch hockey and then masturbate after, I guess. What happy little freaks. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halley from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Extra Dirty. Happy 2026. I haven't sat down in this room since the new year. So I'm very happy to be here with you guys. And I thought today we'd like kick it off with a solo episode and just like sit down and do some yapping and hang out. Just me and you guys. I feel like I haven't recorded, I think, since a few weeks. So, you know,

Lots happened. We had Christmas. We had the New Year's. It was one big bender. No one talks about the bender between November that goes all the way through the new year. Like it can basically feel my kidney throbbing in my side or wherever it is. I think all my organs honestly fucking hate me at this point. But let's talk about what happened. So I, after our big shopping spree that my family does here in New York City, we went back to Boston where we celebrated Christmas with my family one night and then my sister and her fiancé's family another night. And it was a lot of fun, a lot of drinking. But honestly, let me just say this.

The amount of time spent on my parents' home, it was just almost too much because it was my child at home, but I almost felt like I was a stranger in their home if that makes any sense. They have their own program now that does not involve four children. and having a bunch of kids, their kids, come back to their home during that time period, I feel like it throws off their schedule. I kind of feel like I'm walking on eggshells. They're working out. They're doing productive things.

I'm coming home at like 4 a.m. for no fucking reason. I felt like a little like I'm not in my own home. I'm in someone else's home. I don't know if I should feel like that because they're my parents. I mean, I love them very much. But like it was just kind of a weird adjustment. And by the time that the two weeks had, like, passed, I was like, I'm ready to, like, get out of here. And so I was there for, like, a week and a half.

And then on, like, 28th, I went to Sun Valley with some friends, Sun Valley, if anyone doesn't know it. Because I didn't know it. It's like a hidden gem in the West Coast. It's a bitch to get to. But it's beautiful, beautiful mountains. They didn't have a ton of snow. And I was kind of pissed off because I rented skis for five days and that wasn't cheap. and I didn't even put a boot on.

Not a single boot was put on my foot. And I rented the skis for that long. I also got this beautiful Airbnb that was amazing. And yeah, it was a lot of hitting bars, a lot of app pray. And just like debauchery. Debocery? I need to pick up a dictionary. That's one of my New Year's resolutions.

This episode, I'm going to definitely go in my ins and outs of the year. But before that, let's talk about New Year's Eve a little bit. So we went to this big party. on the base of the mountain and it was a lot of young people like it was either really young people like 21 college age kids or it was grandparents or parents but like I feel like my age being 28 29 30ish I feel like there was no one in that category and then we went to a party after and then there was this guy following me around like a little puppy dog and then I almost had a foursome with like two gay men and the guy it was like a lot of

of things going on. Like this guy was just like there at the end of the night and it was like 5 a.m. And I was like, okay, fine. And then he like started going down on me in like one of the side rooms. And I was like, wait, this is really like people are still here at this party. Anyone could walk by right now. So then we went into my room and or like a side bedroom. And then my friend came in with his guy. And then we're all in the same bed with the speaker phone. Just like all hooking up. And then I was like, wait, this is kind of weird. We should not have a four or something. I mean, I was down. The guy was with those like, we're not doing. this. And I was like, all I want to do is just make out with gay men. I used to like come on the show

shitting on the fact that all I get with is gay men and now I want to return back to getting with gay men because heated vibrally, which I can barely pronounce that second word, is the hottest show I've ever watched. I binge watch it in one sitting. So I watched all six or seven episodes in one sitting. And may I say that is one of the most beautiful pieces of cinematic work I've ever seen in my whole entire life like i don't i think why people are so obsessed with it is because you see this element of like communication that i feel like people don't like typically see there's like a lot of like love and communication and straightforwardness that i feel like you don't really see a lot in heterosexual couples i can't even say words right now heterosexual couples also every single one

of the characters was so hot like kip the hottest man i've ever seen like his boyfriend the hottest man i've ever seen and now i want to go to hockey games that's all i want to do is i just want to go and watch hockey and then masturbate after i guess so hooking up with a guy we didn't have sex i've been doing this new thing lately where i like edge men which is also one of my ins for new years is like to just blue ball everyone i think that's the kind of attitude i want to have so i was just like getting with him And then we didn't have sex. I've been doing that a lot lately, which I think is good for me. I think I've been doing that a bit intentionally because I just can't, I'm, like, sick

of my body count going up, honestly. I just need to start recycling, the people I have in my past, but I also want nothing to do with those people. But if I happen to hook up with someone I've hooked up in the past few years, then it happens, it happens. But I just don't want to get with new people. I also don't want to do the whole, like, getting to know someone. right now. I'm so not in that mindset, but I really want to crush. I just don't want to go through

the phases of like beginning stages when you're like talking to a guy where it's like kind of exciting. But then you kind of like have to be like and then it like crashes and burns. And then you're like, oh, fuck. And now I forget to get get to know someone else. And then just like becomes this whole like repetitive cycle of nonsense. And it like takes a lot out of you. And I'm lazy and I don't feel like it like at all. And I realize. I realize. dating is a proactive sport slash hobby and I don't play sports I never played sports in high school I played I had to play sports but it didn't do it by choice it's because my school made me I just don't like doing extracurricular activities that's not just not my thing so I don't want to go

out of my way to like date it sounds honestly like the worst thing ever but I also don't want to die alone and that's what also this new year had me reflecting on you know a lot of engagements and also the new year brings yes a big sense of gratitude and you know holidays and it's bright and beautiful but also brings this weird sense of like reflection and nostalgia i've talked about this a little bit before and just like kind of feeling like i don't know disappointed in yourself like i always tend to like be a really big pessimist at the end of the year and i hate when people start making all these like New Year's like resolutions and like dry January and they're like trying to be like a crazy better version of themselves which like power to them

but like I don't want to set myself up for failure like that so I never make New Year's resolutions my only New Year's resolutions is to be funnier and prettier than the year prior which is always achievable I think but I feel like I'm kind of getting dumber so I download duolingo say croissant or like merci we book bookette i can't say fucking shit and i've been on this app for like 20 days now but we'll see i just need to pick up a fucking dictionary this year because i'm starting to think that i'm like speaking in brain rot like everything i say is like some ticot meme like i need to get off the for you page i am way too chronically online now that i'm like kind of talking about ins and outs i feel like let's do a whole segment on ins and outs

I have a lot of ins and I have a lot of outs. And full disclaimer, I'm like, I have both cameras right here. You and you. I never claims to be a role model. I'm honestly a fucking idiot most of the time. So if anything, learn what not to do from me, but I will give you my ins and outs. And they're just coming from my heart, my full fake chest. And maybe throughout the year with some character development, I'll look back on this list and say, wow, you were a fucking dumb whore.

I'll probably do that anyways. but let's go through these first in beta blockers i think we need to bring beta like i want a beta everyone says the best things about beta blockers and little thing that people don't know about me is i get so nervous when it comes to public speaking public reading public anything like to the point where like i don't even want to give a speech at my best friends and sister's wedding because i will stutter. I'll freak out. I'll get heart palpitations. I have really bad anxiety, which is probably why I rely heavily on alcohol for most things. But I'm going to try those because I'm going to have to give a lot of speeches this year. And like, what if I go on like tour for this fucking show?

I don't want to freak out and like blank on stage and then forget how to read. Next is low rise jeans. And I'm saying this because I think low rise jeans are cunt and the best fitting jeans, in my opinion. They work for my body type, I think, and I just like the way they look with like a hoodie with sneakers, with heels, cute little jacket, a cute little trench. I feel like they've already been making a comeback, but I want them to like go full-fledged. Like I want what's the brand, true religion to make a full swing in 2026. Third, we just talked on this a little bit. Using my mind productively. I signed up with a French tutor and I downloaded Duolingo and we'll see how far that gets me. My mom's fluent in French and my brother is fluent in Spanish. So I want to be fluent in French.

Honestly, not even because I want to be more productive and like watch less reality TV, but like I think I would be like 10 times hotter if I was bilingual. Like let's be fucking real. If I could just whip French out of my snatch, and to start fucking speaking French at a restaurant, you would sleep with me. Thank you. Irish exiting. This is something I'm trying to get better at. It's a skill. It's not always easy to just get up and run out the door.

You have to be calculated. So it's a skill I've been practicing. If you don't know what Irish exiting is, it's basically getting up saying no one you're saying goodbye and just dip the fuck out of there. I think the trick to it is saying, hi, like, Billy Bob, I need to go pee or I need to go take a dump. I'll be right back. That'll really throw them off. And then you just dip out of there. But the thing that's hard about it is like what if you have a bag, like a purse? Then it's like obvious. I guess you could be like doing your like lipstick in the bathroom. I don't know. But I'm perfecting that in 2026. Next is saying no to like a lot

of things, whether that's a dick in my face or whether that's an opportunity that presents it like a brand dinner that I really don't need to be at because guys I literally will show up to an opening of a fucking envelope like I need to stop if it's not going to help me like my career and get a set further in life there's no fucking need for me to be there in my opinion unless like all my friends are going and then I'll get really big foam well then I would go but also like saying no to men because like I would dare say I'm on the easier side it doesn't take much it takes two martinis and like a smile at this point but i think in twenty twenty six i'm going to be hard to get i can't even say that without giggling

next is age gaps parentheses nine to eleven years i think nine to eleven years older is the perfect age gap although i'm not even practicing that already because I have some pen pals that are in the early 20s and I need to cut that shit out because that just tells you where I'm at mentally and it's not good. But like, I'm only human and I'm just a girl. But I'm gonna aim for older

because I feel like the age gap, one, they're more emotionally mature. Two, they're better in bed. And three, you can have better conversations. In four, they probably have more money. In five, they're like daddies, like at that point. Like, I just, like, love a daddy. It's the year of the daddies and we should all rise.

next is lying to strangers just to be silly goose i think i want to do that i just want to start like lying to people i don't know to get things that i want like a drink at a bar like maybe telling someone a random gimmick about like my childhood that didn't happen just to like tell a story and have a conversation honestly like that sounds fun like little white lie is nothing crazy but i think i want to start doing that i don't know why that just popped into my head i feel like it needed to be add to the list. Next is filming in public and not giving a fuck about that. I don't like love doing this in public. Like I don't know how some of my influencer friends just like whip their camera out of their fucking pussy and start like recording in front of groups of people like in the middle

of the street of New York. Like there's a lot of people walking around in New York. I really don't know how they do that. But I envy that power. And so I just like want to stop giving a fuck honestly and start doing that because I need to start posting outside more. and less in my apartment because I think some people think I'm like held hostage sometimes with my TikToks. Shutting the fuck up in telling people to shut the fuck up. I think in 2026 more people should shut the fuck up, including myself. Like, I think sometimes I just need to shut the fuck up, literally.

And a lot of people I know need to shut the fuck up. So I think in 2026 we should really take that on with our full chest. and really just shut the fuck up together and yeah the next is poppers i was doing poppers in miami like six months ago and i just really felt like i was flying through the midnight sky and i was like you know what i want to bring into 2026 is some fucking poppers that sounds like the best time ever i just want to feel like loose i'm like kind of tense recently no i just need to get late honestly but paupers would help too honestly the two of those together beautiful next is muting people so i mute everyone i've slept with and i also put them into my general comment section

so if i've hooked up with you if we made out if we even talked your dm is fall into my general and your stories and posts and feed are all muted so i'll never view anything you do just because i don't want to be reminded of your dick in my face or just like I don't know. It's a weird tick I have, but I mute everyone. Or if, like, for instance, like, Duolipa, she's just too hot beyond words, like the hottest person to walk this planet Earth. And sometimes I just can't fathom fucking looking at her. So I mute her sometimes. But I always unmute her after a few weeks. But when I'm feeling bad about myself, I have to mute Duolipa. Also, mute people that just, like, muting is a lot more powerful than unfollowing people because, people can see if you've unfollowed them but if say you're like in a toxic thing with a guy or like hookup buddy situation ship and you're just like not viewing their stories or not like liking their posts like that's like a power move in my opinion I mean it's kind of fucked up and immature but I'm not going to stop doing it so next is vogue which are skinny sigs you get in

Europe the year of vogue. I'll be ripping sags a lot more this year than I did last year because I want to quit vaping. And I think vaping, which is also one of my outs, it's just not fucking chic, okay? It's not cunty to be ripping a fucking Dora's backpack, AC unit looking motherfucking ass while you're in a really chic outfit with a cunty-ass fur coat in cunt-ass boots. and then you have this big fucking puffer McGee in your face like no it's not chic this is chic this isn't chic you know what I mean if we're smoking in 2026 it's skinny six that's just a personal preference I'm not telling people to smoke it's bad for you don't do it but honestly out of all the things I do that are bad for me smoking's not even top three okay next is gossiping a little

lighthearted gossip and like tea sashed with your bitches It warms the soul. It brings bonds closer together, okay? It builds girl friendships and relationships. And honestly, like, it's fun. I will be gossiping. I'm sorry. It's nothing malicious.

But, like, everyone gossips. But, like, I need to, like, feel less bad about it in 2026. Because everyone fucking does it. Next is announcing social media breaks. I don't give a fuck. Keep that to yourself. Leave and then come back whenever you want. I don't care. No one asked. Literally no one asked. Now that we're on that topic, social media relationships or breakups. I really don't care. You can post about your wedding. That's fine. Or if you're pregnant, that's fine too. Like, I don't care with your like 5,000 followers that you guys broke up. Like, it's really, I don't understand. Like, this is why I'll probably never post my man. If and when I do. get one because I just want to deal with all that. People just get way too involved. You don't want to post about your relationship and then have people like have it like be fan fiction on Reddit or in

your comment section. Like that's just something I don't want, don't like. So yeah, that just fell into that category. Anyways, blue balling men, edging men. We need to bring that back because I've been doing it recently and it's honestly the most fun hobby ever. Just edge a man a little bit. But honestly, I think I'm even edging man. I think I'm just like respecting myself a little bit more. Either or. We can bring both of those in in 2026. Okay, the next is liking and commenting on all your friends posts. You're a bad friend if you're not liking, commenting and hyping up all your bitches. Like, what are you fucking doing? Weird. Weird fucking freak. You're weird fucking freak for doing that. I notice every single, I have it in my brain, a list of every single mutual that does not like my stuff.

I like, especially in TikTok, I know exactly a list of people that never likes my shit. And I'm kind of like sad because I like everyone's shit and I hype everyone up in the comment section on TikTok and Instagram and I get no love. Where's love? So yeah, we're bringing that into 2026. Walking instead of Ubering. I need to try to lower how much money I spent on Uber. and not only do i uber i uber black because i just like it better and i'm not letting that go but i need to let

it go because it's hurting the fucking bank account not only that but uber eats like i order everything on uber eats groceries like i just don't like to walk i fucking hate walking like these legs are not built for walking or standing so we're going to try to walk more next is dictionaries because i can barely formulate an educated sentence it feels like these days I mean, and I also created this, like, weird, like, I think I vocal fry, and I don't know where I picked it up from, but, like, I never, like, I don't think I always talks like this. Like, I want to find a video of when I'm talking in high school, and I want to see if I sounded like this. I feel like my voice is kind of has that influencer accent, kind of that, like, annoying twang. I'm not mad about it.

I would rather have a raspy voice than an annoying voice, though, so I'm going to try to learn how to talk better, too. with the use of a dictionary maybe i'll download a dictionary up and have like a word of the day and then i'll just start like speaking fucking crazy ass i t words on this podcast another in overdressing i think we should be overdressing to every function what's the attire it's overdressing the attire's black tie okay i want to see a big ass fur-ass coat i want the beat to be laid i want the hair to be down I want overdressing to be, I think everything should be kind of campy in 2026. Like really just like shoot for the moon and not give a fuck about what anyone else is wearing or thinking about your outfit.

Walk through the street with that crazy ass fur coat. I just say do it. Especially in New York. You can literally wear it whatever the fuck you want. And honestly, you're respected for the crazier, more bold outfits because at the end of the day, an outfit is an expression of your individual personality. so do that okay lastly i'm adding is heavy pda i want to bring that back the dfmos and if you don't know what a dfmo it was like this thing that we used to call it in college like a dance for makeout like i want to bring back

like messy fucking hookups in public at gospel or like a random bar because now i get kind of self-conscious about like making out people in public no i want to go full like 2004 sloppy fucking PDA and public kind of thing. And I have a feeling I will have no problem incorporating that into my schedule to assume. Now let's do outs. The first out is actually the most important to me. It's shitting on partying. I think we need to kick that out. I don't know why people are shitting on partying. I don't understand it. I don't judge how other people spend their weekend. I get a lot of shit for going out and a lot of shit for drinking. But I don't shit on, You'll never see a video about me shitting on people for staying home all weekend, like gaming

or going to like anime conventions. Like, I don't care what you do on your spare time. Why do you care what I do in my spare time? Because I'm drinking a lot. Even if I was an alcoholic, it's not fucking contagious. I'm not going to like cough on you and you're going to become a fucking alcoholic. So how about mind your business and bring back partying? I think partying should be chic in 2026.

Everyone's like, stop the party. No, fuck that and stop shitting on it. Let people fucking live. Life is hard enough. Let us fucking go out. Sorry, I got really passionate about that one. And I don't even care if that's a controversial take. I just think people need to stop shitting on people that like to fucking rip it. I'm over it. Another out for me is small talk in elevators. It's so awkward. And also, like, I don't want to speak. I have AirPods in most of the time. But, like, being in a an elevator is so awkward. So like let's just like you don't want to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you. So let's just like not talk and get to our fucking floor. It's just uncomfortable. I don't know

if anyone experiences that, especially like, I don't know. I've just been experiencing that a lot lately and I don't love it. So I want to keep that out of this year. Raya. will probably still use Raya, but I want it to be an out for 2026. I don't know who programs their algorithm. I mean, I love you, Raya. Keep me on. Love you. Don't kick me off. I don't know who programs that shit, but I don't know why I'm matching with a guy named Dragon in Sweden. Like, what do you want me to do with that? I mean, yeah, he's gorgeous. He's beautiful. He looks AI. He might be AI. But like, I'm not going to fly to fucking Sweden to meet Dragon. Also, imagine me bringing me.

and guy home named Dragon to my dad, you would have a fucking heart attack. Decline. So, Ryan just makes no sense to me. Maybe I'll try Hinge. Or maybe I'll just, like, try drinking less and try meeting people out. I mean, one of those options might work. Next is TikTok shop.

I need a stop going on TikTok shop when I am a little tipsy with gypsy. I bought, like, a voice changer, you know, thing the other day. that like you can talk into it and changes your voice to all these different tones of voice like what fuck do I need that I don't fucking need that that's the dumb I should I've ever heard

Dubai chocolate I bought in like three bars of chocolate I don't even fucking like chocolate I don't even fucking like sweets what am I doing here like not even the Dubai chocolate bar the build your own Dubai chocolate

chocolate like what am I going to do with that do you picture me at home building my own Dubai chocolate it like enough hallie enough i also recently bought this lighter it's kind of like a toy gun like you can spin it around and then to like pull the trigger it like lights it who the fuck do i think i am am i going to put that in my purse and go to a club they're going to inspect my bag and think i have a little pistol like the dumbest purchase i've ever made reading my dms actually what am i fucking talking about take that back i will always be reading my dms if they're like i got to find the hot guys in

there reading my hidden DMs maybe because those are all the trolls live and breathe my next is being pale like ever like there's no reason like I am so fucking busted chopped and wretched and fucking ugly and just like look translucent and gross when I'm pale when there's spray tans all over the place I'm saying spray tans are in spray like the bed tanning is out shadow golden girls New York the best spray tan I've ever gotten ever and I'm like why wouldn't I be doing that like every week it looks so good it looks so real turning off likes should be an out of 2026 don't be shy show me how people like to shit I don't even know how you turn off likes I don't know why people do that to be honest but I want to see how many likes are on people's posts like what are you

hiding it kind of like makes me suss I feel like if you turn off your likes you're basically saying that you don't get them. I just think we need to be transparent about our lives. Well, that just me. Another out, Tesla's. I fucking hate Teslas. They're fucking ugly. They give me nausea.

There should be an option for no Tesla Ubers. There might be actually. I just don't like Teslas. I think they're ugly and they're like silver. Like who, I don't even like silver cars. Like who would buy a silver car? I don't know. Now I'm just getting into it,

but I could go on and on for Teslas. the roof it just gives me it makes my stomach hurt and also some of those cars pick you up with the fucking butterfly doors like what am i batman like get the fuck out of here we're in york how does it even work lastly is standing i fucking hate standing i'm not built to stand standing is not chic i like to sit at the table i like to sit on a chair i like to sit on a bench i don't like to stand I think standing is so not chic unless you're like going to the bathroom or like walking to your Uber but like I'm going to try to walk more but like I don't like to stand standing is a different thing than walking like what am I standing like I look like a sardine like I don't want to stand

no thank you those are my ins and outs of 2026 and I'm very excited about them okay next I'm gonna go through some listener ask questions guys you always asked really funny or just like smart intelligent questions so i will do my best to answer them with my full chest and hopefully some are unhinged some of them are all like will you set me up with sammy my brother and i'm like oh like i want nothing to do with that i'm sorry babe thoughts on getting filler and the difference between lip filler and filler, which is better. I think you mean Botox. Lip filler is actually substance

that goes into your lips to make them bigger. Botox is substance that doesn't add volume, but it like paralyzes the muscles in your face. So I get Botox all over my face here between my eyes, my crow's feet here, so I can't squint. Like I can't like literally move my eyes at all, which is what I want, I ask for that.

but you can like do it on different levels. Like you can get like a little bit of eyebrow movement or frozen, which is what I asked for. I also get master of Botox. If you guys look at my older videos, my jaw is literally out to here. And I don't know why. It's the scariest thing ever.

But master of Botox completely changed my face. Filler is different and I got all my filler dissolved. If you guys look back on old videos, photos of me, I have the biggest fucking lips. And I also think something that's in, like, I would be careful about getting a filler I regret ever doing it and it was really, really painful to remove. I mean, I think a little for structure is good, but I really looks like a yassified blow-up sex doll.

And I think at the time in my life when I was doing that, it was my early 20s, 20 to 26, I was just every year just adding and adding and adding filler. I wanted to look like a yosophy blow-up sex doll. I wanted my lips to look like DSLs, like dick-sucking lips. I wanted to look like I gave the best fucking head ever. But I also realized that head's not about how big your fucking lips are. It's about the technique, and I have definitely got that down. So I would just be careful with filler because I think that, you know,

your most natural face will age more beautifully without filler. Filler migrates. It'll go over the fucking place. I know people that have gotten under eye filler and they'll just move in janky areas and then you kind of look like deformed a little bit. Like my lips were literally white from how much filler I put in my face. And then getting it taken out, they inject you. And like my lip filler had like clumped together in different sections of my lips.

So they looked lopsided and fucking nuts. And they had to inject those knots and blast them with this poison that felt like hornets were in my fucking lips. And I'd do four to four or five rounds of that. It was the most painful experience ever. and they have to get in there and it's whatever. But if you do it like really, if you go to a good, good injector and they promise to do it very sparingly and you just want like a little structure somewhere

or something for symmetry, I say do it, but just like be careful about it. Because I looked fucking nuts. I also did it in a little my cheeks, which I actually didn't hate because it added some like that V-shaped to my face. But I don't think I needed it. I had high cheekbones begin with.

But I would just be careful. That would be my advice there. Opinions on hated rivalry. Cannot say that last word. I just binge watch it all yesterday, and I've never been hornier. Like, it was the hottest show ever. And just, like, parts of it even made me cry. Like, I was, like, crying during a lot of the scenes.

The last scene of the last episode, when the dad walks in. on them like making out and they're so happy finally in that scene they finally went on like their little getaway vacation together and then the dad walks in and then like they're like crying and like the mom's like apologizing like I was sobbing I was like this is so sad that they felt like they couldn't like be themselves to their family and because they were like hockey players I just felt really bad but it was the most amazing film ever also they had the best asses ever they had the nicest asses and they were really hot both of them i can't believe that russian guy is from texas or something like and doesn't have a russian accent hallie i gained 11 bodies

in 2025 am i a whore no being a whore is valid it also is it about it's about how you carry yourself like some people can be horrors and they can only have three bodies it's just how you carry yourself no i don't think you're a whore but like i wouldn't think Even if you said 20 bodies, like I'm not going to get on here and call anyone a war. Like, just do you and have fun. Be safe. Just make sure you're safe. Get tested.

Do all those things. But live your life. At the end, do they live your life? Can you talk about eating ass? My boyfriend wants me to, but I simply cannot. So it's funny because, like, I feel like guys want their ass eaten more than girls want their ass eaten. I think I've talked about this a little bit before. I don't know, eating ass.

Like, I feel like it can just happen when you're giving head. Usually they'll, like, navigate you through there. And after a couple of martinis, I feel like it's all, like, the same thing. I don't really. It's all dark down there. I don't even know. Eating ass, I don't, like, if he's, I would just try it. It's not for everyone.

I mean, I talk about it so way too casually, I think. And it kind of, like, throws people off. I think I've talked about it before. the show and the comments were not in my favor but like I'm not going to sit here and lie I've done it to happen to me I've done it many times like it just happened sometimes but like I try everything once or twice just to see if like I'm not level of freak because how are you going to know like what you're into if you don't try it all so I've like try to try it at all or have happened to accidentally try it all but if you don't want to do it girl don't fucking

do it and make sure he washes that ass period step by step if you know how to come while being on top you know this is something you learn over the years because I feel like when you're in college like all right this is just this is how I come on top you have to be forward first of all and it's this way like you have to be like going front to back and not up and down because if you're going up and down like nothing's happening down there and I feel like like some guys love the feeling of up and down like like they just bounce it up and down there's nothing to bounce for me so i don't really run into that problem but i feel like a guy will like try to make you go up and down i don't know if it feels better for them or not but like it'll do more for you

if you rub front to back on top you just got to angle yourself at like 45 degrees like get closer to their face i feel like i described that pretty well but like if i didn't i apologize but I feel like you got you kind of like have to be in control though because if you let him in control while he's lying on his back then he's going to try to get you up and down doing the froggy and all that shit and I'm not into all that like there's nothing in a bounce for me so I try to avoid those kind of situations but even my producer's looking at me a little funny right now um then you haven't babe i'm sorry like five years though okay this is what i would do i would get yourself a good vibrator go on amazon and type in womanizer or just yeah me i'll send you a link but you need a good vibrator and then you need to do it on yourself first because you're probably self-conscious which is probably why you're not finishing or he's just like fucking like a fat frat bro like

like all that clapping and stuff that does nothing for us you have to like tell him what feels good and you can't do that or communicate that if you don't know what feels good so you got to get yourself a good vibrator invest a little money into it don't get one of those shitty ones that you have to like a high speed one ones that have at least seven speeds to it okay we get a good vibrator you got to set the mood i don't know if you watch porn or not put on some good porn or use your imagination put on some music some candles maybe set the mood for yourself and have yourself a sunday night and you will figure it out but if you if you have to ask yourself if you've came or not you haven't come like finishing feels like fireworks through your body and you don't even know

like what day it is or who they are or what anything like it's some of was the same feeling ever. But that would be my advice. Hi writer. How do I make friends in my 20s? I love doing stuff alone, but I feel like I'm wasting my 20s. Well, like the thing about your hobbies, like what do you like to do? Do you like to go to the library? Do you like to walk in the park? Do you like to go to events, the ballet? Do what you like to do? And I feel like your community will find. I feel like a good place to meet people in your 20s is like running clubs, gyms, dance clubs maybe like a baking class are you into that a cooking class like make friends where you have to like be partnered up or you have to speak crossfit like art class sip and paint like I feel like a lot

of people are in this boat probably do all those things okay this girl says I fucked a guy and the next day you asked me if you could hook up with another girl at my apartment I mean I feel like I've been in this boat this guy's a piece of shit but I've had many guys I've hooked up with just like want to like get with like my friends and I'm like okay well that's just rude and you're fucking out that hot anyways this guy's probably chopped and screwed anyway so like we can like onto the next fuck his roommate like stand on business 26 we're standing on fucking business and we're not dealing with busted ass chopped men also men that just like don't know what they want like figure the fuck out you pussy ass bitch

sorry that one got me how do i delete a man from my brain i think time heals everything i know it sounds tacking cliche but really i mean with the guys i've hooked up with that i've cared about that honestly kind of sting me and bruise my ego a little bit what i do is i kind of literally visually take those feelings out of my brain put them into like an imaginary box and like slip that box under my bed and think I'll get back to that box at some point and then as time and time goes on I forget I put that box there or where I put that box. I don't know. It really works for me but there's no reason that men should be taking up that much time in our brains. Like I try to think like is he thinking about me that much? Probably not. Probably not. He's probably already running off

with Becky or Susan or militia. Melissa. I said Michelle Melissa. combined. I can't fucking speak. So like, go hang out with Brad or his dad or Chad or Thad and get over him. The best way to get over someone is to get under another guy. And that's just science. They don't teach you that in schools, but they should. We'll teach you that on this show. But yeah, I've never like, there's been men where I'm like, I will never get over this guy. Like literally, and I'll be all like, I want to jump off a fucking bridge. And, I forget who half those guys are now. Like, it's just, you live and you learn.

And as time goes on, you'll get distracted by other people. So you'll be fine. I trust me, you will live. A crazy story from an unwell trip. I could do that. I mean, the craziest one, I think I've told this on Colorado before. Or, I don't know, like me and Alex, like, I've definitely told this story to Alex 15 times,

and she's like, Holly, we've talked about this 13 times. You need to stop bringing it up. But on her tour, the second Unwalled tour, I was like a guest on one of the segments on stage. By the way, the most nerve backing shit I've ever done. So I was kind of like drinking before. And I think Wiz Kaliva was another guest.

And so he was like smoking in the back. And we took a private jet from, I think it wasn't where were we? It was from L.A. to San Francisco. Fran or something. I don't know. It was like a quick flight, but then I didn't have a flight back to New York and I accidentally got like really fucked up. Like after the show, like Wiz was smoking and I got really high and I don't smoke. And like I just don't smoke. I don't get high. I'm like a nightmare high. So we're like heading back on the PJ and I just remember like Alex looks at me and she's just like oh my god you were like not even present like like i couldn't even like receive

words or sentences and i looked like a really scared person and i had nowhere to sleep and i was crossfated so i was like i'm just going to go to the airport from the private airport and alex mount we're like absolutely not you are not doing that and i was like no but like i i'm just going to go and like go to the front desk and like get a flight out early And she's like, you're not doing that. So she was like, you can sleep at mine. I don't remember any of this. So somehow they got me back to theirs.

And I woke up in a dark room, a beautiful dark room. It was honest and the most beautiful dark room ever. But it was dark. I was above the duvet. I think I was fully clothed in my outfit from the night before. And I had no idea where I was. I was like, did I sleep at a hotel? Did they put me up at a hotel?

am I still like in San Diego I don't even know where we were and she had a there was like a laptop right in front of the bed and I clicked on it and said like Alex Cooper and I was like fuck like this is such a bad look such a bad at first impression I remember like pacing around I was FaceTiming everyone calling all my friends because like we weren't as close back then as we are now and I just remember calling everyone being like guys like I fucking blew it like I got so fucked up last night apparently she gave me a a whole house tour. I don't remember any of that. I think I asked to see your closet what it looks like 19 times. And then I came down at like 1 p.m. the next day after like panicking in the room

for like three hours. And I like had my tail between my legs. And I was like, hi. And they were like, hi, honey. How are you? And I was like, I am sorry. And they were like, it's fine. It honestly built friendship. But that gave me so many scaries because I was like, How did I end up here? But you live and you learn. It'll probably end up happening again at some point. But since then, I literally haven't smoked weed. I can't smoke weed.

I'm the worst high ever. It was stressing me out. So, yeah, that's probably the craziest unwell store. I mean, there's been every unwell event, there is some sort of crazy story element that comes from it. I mean, those are like, that's why I go to all of them because they're so much fun. and I get really fucked up.

The Vegas one was really fun, a little blurry, but really fun. What other ones were really fun? The Miami one was really fun. That was, like, so long ago. I don't think of a crazy story from either of you. I don't even know half of them I could say, though. But, yeah, I thought the Wiz Cleveland one was funny, though. Where did all the good men go?

They're in healthy, gay relationships probably or they're in healthy platonic healthy heterosexual relationships or they're in some janky ass like underground tunnel that no one knows the fuck about because let me just tell you one thing i've been to a lot of cities my life and i've gone out to a lot of different clubs a lot of different member clubs and i rarely see hot men but i i see a lot of hot girls or maybe i'm just by i don't know but like I don't see any hot men I don't know there's an epidemic going on and it's been going on for years I think since COVID they all like fleed and like they're climbing mountains on the mountain side or something or maybe I'm just going on the wrong places but I'm babe if I could tell

you I would fucking tell you I don't get I wouldn't gate keep that and I would hope that other people wouldn't gate keep that because I need to know too okay but the nines is a good place to find men rockos um du west is one of my favorite places with hot daddies i will say um gospel typically as great men shame margot little sister no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i take that back i don't even know why i said that just came out so naturally it slipped um not little sister love little sister but i don't know if you're going to find your husband there maybe a hot club or motor you can fuck but not your husband honestly like sports bars and sport sporting events beards bleaker street i don't know i'm just like naming shit that i go do that's fun that usually

typically hot guys are up but i feel like it's a lot of like college guys it depends what you want but like bairds and bleaker street 82 stand those are good spots okay guys that was a really fun segment a really fun episode honestly i feel like it like was really present for this and i'm excited for 2026 i'm going to have a lot more guests on there's like a lot of fun stuff coming whether that's merch or like different stuff it's going to be like a really really good year and i'm excited to do it all again with you guys i can't believe we've already been doing this for a full year but anyways i love you all and you can watch this on YouTube as always, like, subscribe, comment, follow the Insta, tell

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