Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Rachael Kirkconnell, Graydon, and me *Unwell Vegas recap!!*

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

IT'S VEGAS BABY!!! Hallie sits down with Graydey Poo and Rachael Kirkconnell for this VEGAS SPECIAL of Extra Dirty!! Hal and Graydon kick it off to break down Hallie's previous trips in Vegas with billionaire daddies, Graydon's time working at the COUNTY FAIR, and Hallie getting blue balled AGAIN. Hallie and Graydon react to YOUR Sketchy September moments before Hallie is joined by the beautiful and lovely Rachael Kirkconnell. Rachael and Hallie discuss how men are just Labubus, how Rachael feels like she needs an emotional bond before intimacy, Rachael's 21st birthday manifestation coming true in Las Vegas, and how she is currently in a dry spell (so come date my friend Rachael!!!) Enjoy cookies!! And love you Las Vegas! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Rachel's on the pod, Rachel's on the pod, hey, Rachel's on the pod. What the hell? What is that? No. Let's say it's tooth-faced. Hopefully it's toothpaste. When there's like a random white substance, like, stuck to my pan, I always get a little word for what I was doing the night prior. What are you, guys? I'm doing something really stupid right now.

We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Welcome back to extra fucking dirty. Dirty. Whoa. That was really good. I'm a Vegas show girl.

We're in Vegas. We're in fucking Vegas. What do you think? This is your first time in Vegas. How are we feeling? Terrified. Absolutely terrified. Isn't the air different?

Smalley. Not just you, babe. No, babe, that's you. No, that's you. That's your hair extensions, bitch. No, it's like smells here, but in like a good way. No, it smells like money. It's like fast food one second.

It's a cigarette the next second. It's your grandma's mothballs the next second. Do you notice how, like, everyone at all hours, you're just like walking around in the casino? Yeah, what are they doing? They're gambling. We're in Vegas. We haven't been in a casino yet.

Do you want to gamble after this? Somebody else's money, yeah. I used to come here a lot. Yeah, I've heard. Yeah. And... Our little friend over here was a tow girl. I was a town girl.

And, like, I talked about this before. Like, people, like, from my high school and college, they used to think that, like, me and Lauren were escorts because of how we were acting. Yeah, I mean, I had that thought at one point, too. About me? This was before we knew each other. You thought I was an escort? No, but I was like, what is she doing to get on these peters?

No, yeah. Because, like, who's getting sucked? But I wasn't sucking anyone. There was someone always sucking, but it was never me and Lauren. Would they do it on the plane in front of you? No, but like he, when we would come here, we would stay at this one hotel and we'd always be in like the big, lavish, like, penthouse suite. Like, the thing was a fucking museum.

There was, like, an aquarium in the middle of this penthouse. Bigger than the one we were just at? Like four times the size. Oh, my God. It was insanity. Like the hangover? It had, like, yeah, like the hangover. It would have its two hot tubs off the same.

like a whole ass wait staff butlers the whole nine yards and it was like a five-bedroom suite what hotel was that I don't know actually like probably something janky or something no it's the nicest one here I think oh wow but anyways I think we were going with this billionaire guy and I think he owned part of the hotel like he had equity in it yeah so he would always be given that room yeah or he own the hotel or he own the hotel I don't know it's one of those but should we call him no we should call him sometimes I text him because I want to go to like games. He also owns a team. So I would text him and he would ignore me. He's like you old crumbly fucking shrivel-up bitch. The day I turned 25. He was like, get the fuck out of here.

He wants that fresh meat. But we used to go to Vegas with him. No, literally, that's what it is. Like he just wanted like younger girls. But we would go with him and he would always like have a girl with him. He would bring a shopping. It was like, what's that movie? A little woman? Yeah. Like a little woman. Oh, I go yeah. Pretty woman. Pretty woman. And she was like, what's the scene where she's like... Do you like this dress?

No, where she's like, you work on commission, right? Big mistake. Huge. Huge. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So we would walk around the hotel. It's him and his security guard in five bitches, like models, gorgeous girls, and then me.

It was just like a motley crew. And it was so clear that like we were like, his like little girls. This is, I'm saying the story. really creepily. Yeah. Yeah. But like, Little gross is creepy.

The people watching you guys are like, none of these girls have dads that love them. No, literally. That was all their thoughts. Like we were getting looks in Sinai like all weekend. But we'd go and like he would bring a shopping because he'd be going to the UFC fight and he's like,

I need you guys to look good for the UFC fight. And we went into like, I remember we went to agent provocateur. Like the slutty lingerie place? Like the slutty lingerie place. But they also have like clothing. Oh. So we'd go in.

He was sitting on the couch. We'd go into the changing room. try on an outfit and then go out and if you liked it he would buy it and if he didn't like it he would be like shot on something else I'm not paying for that define outfit like g-string no like Lauren got a cute blazer oh they have blazers there yeah I got like a bustier a boostier like it was looking back yeah yeah in hindsight it was definitely like creepy vibes but free clothing I was networking and then we'd go on his PJ we would go to the sphere and like toward the sphere before it was even open.

What's the sphere? That's behind us? Right there. It's that big dome. The Eiffel Tower? No, behind it, the big black ball. Oh, that's the place where it's like IMAX theater. Yeah, so he owns that.

Oh, my God. I would get like nauseous. No, it's sick. We should take shrooms and go. That would make me go to the hospital, babe. I want to go on that little carnival. What's a carnival ride? What's that called?

Carnival wheel? A ferris wheel. No one ever has called it a carnival wheel, ever. Ferris wheel, sorry. I used to work at the fair. Do you know that? tell me so when i was like 14 my right when i turned 14 i got my like my work permit you wouldn't this bitch didn't work so she didn't i did work my called me two job hollow

when you were 14 what was your job um getting through rehab puberty i yeah i worked at the fair i sold tickets shout out barnsville county fair hey yeah worst fucking job of my life so you you were like a carny folk well it's one week a year so i only worked one week a year. How much did you make in that one week? 60 bucks, I think. The whole week? Yeah, minimum wage back then, I'm not getting. It was like $7.15. Why'd you do it? Loki, like, nobody made me do it. I did it. It's like an Uber uptown. 100%. Yeah. Inflation. Yeah. Nobody made me do it. I just like got a little, I got a little cocky. Got a little cocky. And I was like, I want to be a carny. That was a goal? At the time, yeah.

The fair in my town is like kind of iconic. What would you have done if you didn't end up in this industry. Do you think about that ever? Every day I wake up and I look in the mirror and I'm like, thank the fucking universe. Think the Lord. I would be so incredibly screwed and my parents would hate me. I would 100% still be my dad's financial tea. I still want to be on the financial tea. Same. But like it's very liberating being able to do your own thing. It is, but I just don't trust myself with my finances. Oh, see, I'm like pretty good. You are good? Yeah, I have like spreadsheets and I see what's coming and I see what's going out. If I'm crazy, I'm like, girl, you've got to reel it in next month.

Well, I spend a lot of money on, like, things I need to spend money on, like, rent or... Clothes. We kind of have a problem with clothes, babe. I don't have a problem with clothes? It could be bags. Didn't you say you spent, like, $20,000 a couple months ago in clothes? We were going to Mekinoz. What am I supposed to do?

True. I also didn't wear, like, half those outfits. Did you return them? I don't know how to return. I've never returned anything in my life. Okay. Anyways, last night, what did we do last night? So yesterday we had the pool party.

It was raining, but the vibes are good. We show up to the pool party. It's a little overcast, you know, people are in the pool, which did you notice the pool was like ankle deep? Do they do that so people don't drown here? Maybe it's like that's where the pool parties happen so it can't be too deep. Yeah, because maybe we would just like splash a lot. No, bitch, it's not for the splash zone.

It's so people don't drown. You can drown in two inches of water. Okay, but like you're not going to sink to the bottom. True. Maybe that's why. But they definitely do pools in Vegas. It was raining. But like honestly, I feel like I was in a music video. I like actually felt good for the residents of Vegas that it was raining because I was like, they probably never see rain here. The plans are probably really happy. Yeah. Are we in the desert? Yeah. It's giving desert. It's so like tumbleweed. They actually have tumbleweed. Oh my God, really? Yeah. It reminds me with SpongeBob. Really? Yeah. Isn't SpongeBob in the ocean? Yeah, it is in the ocean, bitch. But if you've ever.

watch SpongeBob, they have tumbleweeds. Easy with the word bitch. Bitch what? Bitch please. So anyways, I got blue-balled last faint. Again. I'm always edged by this one guy. Not physically. Like, edge. I feel physically edged, though. What does that mean, though? Edge? Yeah. Like, he'd be finger-binging you and you're about to finish and he would just stop. That's what it feels like. Except he's not physically doing anything. No, except he's not physically touching me at all. It's so sad. He's like intellectually edging you. Yeah, he's just edging me with his face he's hot though

yeah he's cute he's really cute yeah I feel like we're in love you can tell he's an ally of the community you can definitely tell like he's well-rounded he slept over before and he edged me there

he did edge me like actually edge me there so I'm like making out like seventh graders then I was like I haven't done this since so long like who made who just makes out and then he was like I'm done and then I try to graze his dick and he like kind of moved

my hand. I was like, what are we doing here? I'm not 13. Maybe he's the child of God. No, there's no fucking way. And then yesterday I was talking to him about that. I was like, well, I'm confused by this. And he was like, well, you didn't make, you didn't initiate anything else. And I was like, you want me to initiate? Girls aren't supposed to initiate. Like, you're supposed to be the one throwing me around like a hurricane victim. Do you think of a girl makes the first move? She puts herself at risk. Like, what if the guy switches and is like, calls her a whore, like a slut. I get called that every day in my common section,

so I'm not really worried. Like, I would love for him to call me a whore and slut when I'm like hooking up with him. Yeah, when you're like riding his dick. Do you know what you mean, though? Like, I'm actually curious. Do girls not make the first move because they'll be called like easy or something?

I think a girl just wants to be kind of manhandled and like lead. Yeah. Because I think the girl is like supposed to be like kind of like the reserved and like timid and like such a precious like treasure historically yeah historically i mean i definitely don't fall into that but that's why i said historically and you like want the guy to like take charge and like take lead and like kind of like navigate you through it i feel like that is like the stigma not stigma but like i feel like a girl is kind of waiting for the guy to make the move it's like a guy paying for a date yeah so you want the guy to like be like kind of like throwing you around right yeah i don't know how does it

work when you're gay the top takes charge you're asking the wrong person like i don't know i guess you You got laid. You got stuck the other week. That didn't really count. What do you do? Do you put your arms up behind your head like this? I like hang from the seat. I hang from the curtain rod. Do you stand or sick? Whoa. I just picture like this.

Why would my legs be open? I don't know what you're into. Well, maybe I'll have to watch one time. I would love to. I'd let you watch. I didn't have my contacts in. I couldn't see. So anyways, back to this band. Hopefully we hook up tonight. I know. Should I pull him aside and like maybe give them some words of encouragement?

Yeah. Do you want me to? Yeah. Maybe I'll pull them aside in between. just be like when are you going to fuck my friend coming from a concerned friend okay practice yeah I'm him okay yo what's up yo bro what's good yo bro what's good yo bro what's good yeah so like I know you're talking to my girl like whatever she's so hot bro she's really horny bro you know I don't know what the vibe is bro yeah well I'm telling you what the vibe is motherfucker what should I do bro

you gotta just dive in like the water slide Do you want to watch, bro? Fuck my friend, bro. Okay, seen. I feel like that will work. I don't even really want to fuck him. I want to suck him. Oh.

I just like want to suck his dick, really. I want to edge him. Yeah, you should torture him. I like sucking dick because I feel like when a guy's dicks in my mouth, I have all the power. I could bite down if I wanted to. Yeah. It's like a very powerful thing. You could swallow it and snap it off.

Like they think they have the power because they're getting their dick suck, but really I have the power because I could end your fucking life with my, jaw. Is that a warped way of thinking? I just feel powerful. Do you think they feel that way when they're going down on you? I mean, have you seen that movie, American Psycho? When the pussy has teeth? No, what movie are you watching? It's called teeth. This girl's Vage has teeth. Like a Venus flytrap? Yeah, but like sharp teeth. Like a barracuda. Yeah. Barracutopus. I bet people think I have my barracuda pus. Do you know what Venus flytrap is? Is that like prickly? It gulfs you. You guys, I can't talk about vulvas for too long. It like really bugs me out.

Okay, next we are going to do a little segment called sketchy September confessions. Although it is October, I asked all you guys to submit some confessions of the sketchiest shit you've been up to in September. Me, myself, and I, I think I had six bodies in September. It was a very sketchy month. Good for you. No, literally think fuck. September for me was really, really dark. I just, like, shut off my mind and open my legs.

Literally, that's all I did. And then they just came. And they just, like, flock to me, like a moth to a flame. A moth to a flame. But it was like a moth to a pus. A dick to a pus. You get the point. Anyways, I love doing these because it makes me feel better about my life.

Because the people that like watch the show and support me are fucking insane. And it makes me feel great. Unhinged and I fucking love it. Let's read some of these and I want you to react to them. I spent like $200 on an Etsy witch love spells on him. Oh my God. I've been seeing this Etsy witch shit everywhere. Well, yeah, because you know jazz.

She paid an Etsy witch to essentially. make it not rain on her wedding day. It was fucking insane. I think she made this Etsy Witch like six figures that year because if she put this girl on, it was like a hundred percent rain in the forecast. It was the most beautiful day ever. And it was because of that fucking Etsy Witch. What would you do? Would you do that? Would I call an Etsy Witch? Would you pay an Etsy Witch to like hex someone that crossed you? No, I feel like that's probably bad karma, but I would put something like good in the universe out. Maybe I should do that. I would call the Etsy Witch and tell her to make my sleep cycle better.

That's the first thing you would ask for. Yeah, it's getting bad. My sleep cycle's been really off too. And then I would probably ask her to find me some dick. I can't wait to see you, like, when you're in a relationship. Like, are you going to, like, hold their hand? Are you, like, affectionate? I don't know.

Like, if I was a man, would you be, like, touching my leg and, like, rubbing in a little bit? In public? Yeah. To find public. Like, if you were, like, sitting next to each other, like, you guys are out. Would you be like, oh, man, would you be like this? Um, no. No, I would do a-

No, I would just not touch them. No, I would touch them. When I'm in a relationship, I like, will, like, grab someone's dick in public. Oh. Like, I'll, like, grab their dick. I actually do that with, like, people that aren't my boyfriend. One of my best friends, um, and her ex-boyfriend and me, we were all really close. This was, like, 10 years ago.

One time I was driving my car and I looked in the rear-view mirror and his pants were off and she was just sucking his dick, and I had no clue the whole time. Like, I was just driving my car. So you were driving your car while your friend was sucking her man's dick? The new Nav album came out, so, like, I was blasting it on my speakers because my Jeep Grand Cherokee had, like, really good bass. So I couldn't hear anything. And then I look in the rear view mirror, and then I turn on the light, and I look back, and I was like, yeah.

You've seen a lot of your friends. Like, that's something you would do. Yeah. I used to be that girl that would, like, go to, like, country fast and get, like, fingered in the back of like a van at exfinity center yeah like behind the trees like when i was yeah yeah it's like 15 or like even let's like we'd be in the crowd around just be getting fingered you're like yeah everyone gets fingered at country fest yeah it's like a right of passage yeah on the lawn like anything goes this leads me to the next submission i sucked my ex's massive elephant's cock in my grandma's dining

room whoops that's hot in grandma's dining room was grandma home i have a lot of questions about this one Was grandma home? Were there any trinkets around? There's a lot of trinkets in grandma's house. Yeah, there's a lot. What do they call them knickknacks? Nicknacks. Chatsky's.

Yeah, I think they're all the same thing. Were the China dolls rattling off the shelf? Did you damage grandma's property? Did you clean the table after? Or did grandma come home to cream pie on the table? I've done that in grandma's house before. They're selling about hooking up with someone at someone else's house that is really hot. But like grandma might turn me off.

Yeah, I've done it when grandma's home at grandma's house. With who? Your cousin? No, you. This person I can't talk about. Okay. Let's do the next one. I hooked up with a 40-year-old. I'm 27 and it was amazing. That's not that bad. No, that's nothing special.

That's honestly fucking beautiful. Yeah. I think 40's, like, such a prime age for men. If you were 22... I'd still fucking do it. I would still do it, but, like, that would be a bigger age difference. Like, right now, if a 40-year-old was like, hey, like, I'm really into you. And, like, a beautiful relationship blossomed, I would run with a...

that shit. Yeah. A 40 year olds? Yeah. I think the age gap is okay after 25, like in a relationship. Yeah. And I think an age gap is necessary, honestly, sometimes. Nine to 11 years older is like the sweet spot. I know that I'm 28 and like I cannot date a 28 year old and I probably can't even date like a 30 year old. 36 would be like a great age for me. Or like 34. Yeah, 34 or 36. They're just starting to get to hopefully. Like, I don't think I would marry, like, a 40-year-old because I want to have kids, and I don't want them to be in diapers while I'm, like, changing diapers. There needs to be, like, a balance. I need you around to help me. You don't want to have, like, a baby nurse and a home nurse.

Yeah. I mean, unless they're, like, a billionaire, then we can, like, talks. Yeah, you don't need a baby, a baby nanny, a night nurse and, like, a CNA nurse. Isn't it crazy that when, like, people get older, they, like, turn into babies again? Yeah, it's really sad. But even, like, how we speak to them, they turn into babies. If you're, like, grandfather's, like, 90, you kind of, you kind of, like, you kind of, like talk to them in a baby voice like hi yeah see i would do the opposite to my grandpa you wouldn't be

like what the fuck's up bro no i'd be like hey grandpa i wouldn't be like hi grandpa he would like punch me he would use every ounce of strength to like fucking slap you across the face he's like in hospice he gets out of bed and punches me in the bees and he goes i feel better but i think that's hot they're saying about an older guy they know what they're doing they know where the clit is sorry i thought When you were saying that, you were talking about, like, a grandpa in hospice. No, I'm sorry, my ADHD's kicking it. I'm going back to the submission. I think an age gap is good because a 40-year-old guy knows where the clit is.

He knows, like, what to do in bed. He's going to take care of you. He's probably more financially stable. He's probably just, like, has, like, more figured out. I feel like there's a lot to learn for both parties. It's a teaching lesson, if anything. Yeah, and then hopefully it blossoms into a beautiful, loving relationship. with no pre-up.

Yeah, with a fat pre-up. No, you don't want a... You don't want a pre-up? Not a fat pre-up. That means you would get nothing. Someone's going to come along to you and be like, I need to sign this pre-up. Like, it's a really big pre-up.

And you'd be like, oh. No, a pre-up, like, shows, like, what you get if X, Y, Z happens. If it's fat, that's, like, not a good thing. That's not a good thing. You want no pre-up, ideally. But, like, I want to protect my money, too. I guess some pre-ups are fat. Like, there's some cheating clauses.

I think a cheating. clause would be perfect. In this day and age, with social media and how accessible, like, other people are to partners. Our parents didn't have fucking cheating clauses. Like, our parents didn't have pre-ups. When you think of a pre-nup, you always think of, like, the man protecting his money and, like, the woman just like, but now we want to protect our own shit, too, because we're standing on business and where she owes. Yeah, I mean, we don't have that much to lose. You don't really have assets. Do you have any assets? You don't own anything. When our parents die, like that's a different story but like that's I think that's when like a pre-up would make

sense like you want to get a pre-up to protect your own parents assets like say your parents passed away randomly like you would have to be protecting their assets so that's when you would get a pre-up I'd say I'm also acting like I'm a lawyer like yeah wait how do you know you're so knowledgeable about this I mean I'm just using logic okay let's go the next one fuck my ex is homeboy he will rue I like this girl how was it like how was it like that would that would be so hot liberating and like yeah and honestly just like a big fuck you to so many people so does that mean the homeboy secretly like i would come so many times if i was riding someone's dick that was best friends with the guy that crossed me does that mean that homeboy didn't like the homeboys

didn't like each other it just doesn't seem like this is a real home boy yeah but like people fuck their ex's homeboys all the time so they're just fake homeboys or you could look at it like that but also you could like have the outlook that maybe I think this is how I would feel like maybe that guy didn't really care about me anyways so like I could picture me like oh you can have her you don't want that to be the case either well good for you we're proud of you we love you yeah okay let's go the next one sucked my friend's boyfriend's dick while she was overing to the store to get me plan B sorry so she sucked her boyfriend off in the meantime that is really fucked up That's a really crazy bitch.

That's a crazy ass bitch. Girl, you're crazy for that. You can't be putting your mouth on everything. It's giving like a toddler when they're teething. You should have been teething on the fucking plan B, not your friend's boyfriend's day. So let me get this straight. You're being a real one. Your best friend is being a real one and getting you plan B because you can't get off your lazy ass to get it for yourself or Uber eats it, which is what I do, by the way.

and while she's at the store being a selfless beautiful friend you're sucking her man off you swallow her man's peas come while there's already a load in you god you should go to the aquarium be a fucking fish tank at that point what is the fish tank reference all the swimmers in her oh i thought you meant like she's just sucking everything like trout mouth or be a trout yeah He'll be a trout at the aquarium. I don't judge, but I will say that this is not a good thing. That's not okay. That's not a nice thing to do.

I've done that. You can only suck your friend's boyfriend's cock if they're in the room. And that's the golden rule. I've done it a couple times, but like a different situation. But that's not okay. I was like 17, 18. Like we're older now. All right, let's do one more.

I gave my mom mushroom chocolate during family weekend. didn't tell her. How was she? Did you film it? No, like, that would be something. I would love to give my mom's shrooms. I feel like she would like really just have a different outlook on life. Like chocolates or shroom-trum-trums? Shroom chocolates. Like giggly, giggly, a couple squares. And Rachel can attest this. Rachel's in the room, by the way, guys, we're going to add her to the couch in a minute. Rachel witnessed this. There was a chocolate lying around and I thought it was just like literally a sweet treat. Last thing? No, when we were in Montauk. Oh. And I took it and Hunter took it too and we literally were freaking out for the whole fucking night like we couldn't

look at anything without it moving it was like anxious chocolate we were like freaking out miles teller was right next to us and me Rachel and hunter were all sitting on the couch at the table head like in her lap just dying laughing couldn't look up and then at the end I feel like it got better like at the tail end it was just like giggles and like having fun would be like oh this is great everything fine, everything's fine, everything's fine, and then we'd be like, and like, Alex is just looking at us, like, what is wrong with you guys? Like, actually pull it together right now. But Mary Lou's in Montauk, you can literally get away with murder there. Like, people were jumping across from table to table, like, hopping. Like frog leaping. Like frog leaping. No, I'm

not even kidding. Like scaling the walls. People just like were doing crazy shit on public. I can't do shrooms in public. You would do them like before you go to bed? No, like at a friend's house or something like I used to do them before I would like go out and like I would be geeking out to the point where I'd have to like go to the corner and like put my head in the corner you know some people just do shrooms and they don't drink and they send it's like the best well I tried that didn't work for this next segment we're gonna be back in one minute Rachel's gonna come on and we're gonna do like a fun little like truth or drink segment on that pod? What the hell? What is that? No. Let's say it's toothpaste. Hopefully it's

toothpaste. When others, like a random white substance, like, sucked my pan. I always get a little word for what I was doing the night prior. What are you drinking? Okay, this is my favorite flavor. It's my favorite flavor. Like, it's so good with vodka. Oh, really? I'm not even biased, like a biased ass bitch because I'm with Unwell, but. No, this is my favorite by far. Alex crushed it with that. Yeah. I don't see how you can top this one. Oh my God. Can you guys see me shaking? I'm like, This is my favorite one. But wait, are we actually doing a truth or drink? Yeah, but you don't have to drink.

You can drink on a while. No, let me get a claw. Me too. All right. Cheers. Cheers. I'm so down at your shakes. Are you in pain right now? I'm not.

I'm just really shaky. I'm like feeling okay. I do have delayed hangovers now. You've delayed hangovers? So I'm like. There's no room for delight today because we're going straight to the whole party after this. Let's talk about our night first before we get into this next segment because I feel like me and you are warriors. And me and Graden were just talking about this actually

because he was like, I feel like Rachel could just stay out. I don't know why that I've always been like that. I think I'm just like a night owl in general. But I also like don't ever want to feel left out. Same. I like worry about missing out on something. Owen basically kicked us out of his room last night. Owen said get the fuck out

of my room. Please don't need or bad. I thought what's his face was coming over? Not me and you're fighting over a boy last week. No. Listen, there was no such thing. I had no idea that Hallie had been talking to this guy. Oh, we're not talking, though. That's the thing.

So I, like, wasn't like, I didn't feel any way about it. We're just in love. Yeah, see, and I didn't know that, but I don't care about him. I care about you. I texted him and I was like, you were flirting with Rachel? No. And he was like, what do you say? I was just, like, trying to pick a fight.

We can be friends and I'm obviously going to choose you 10 out of 10 times. I'm going to choose you 10 out of 10 times. We can date each other. I also can't take you seriously in this hood right now. I like, having it to heart to heart. Friends are like what matters. most and then men are just like leboos literally they're accessories to yes i was just like the whole picture attach them to your little chain yeah you just attach them to your hip and they pay for things

and like whatever but men are fucking lubboos that makes me like a sex in the city though when charlotte was like let's be soulmates and then yeah the guys in our life can just be perfect and that guy that we're talking about is our liboo boo boo and i can always take him off my little belt yeah he's yours right now I don't want to no literally um but we did have a long night and I think I was up for 24 hours because my flight from New York. Yes. But you were up for 24 hours. And I pulled on all nighter then because I thought just like to be on the plane was like the

best option. Wait, so you've been up for 48 hours? So I've been up for really like 48 hours. Are you okay? No. I don't like the internet. You're worse than me. Oh my God.

I just like I'm perpetually hung over it. I think I probably have a junkie. I need to take a break after this weekend. I always see that, but I don't think. We got Halloween coming up. Are you going to come to New York for Halloween? Wait, should I? You should.

Are you doing something? I'm, like, hosting the bar crawl, which is going to be really fun. Are you, like, going to be dressed for it? I haven't really thought about it because it's just been such a fucking hectic month. I know I'm stressed out. Let's coordinate it. Maybe we can be, like, thing one and thing two. Okay.

I love that idea. No, but, like, how did you think last night I went? I thought it was so fun. No, it was so fun. I think that, like, when we got to the club, I think everyone's stamina left. I don't know. I felt like you could feel it. Everyone was like, okay, maybe we should.

believe. But then when we left, like we still, well, I was okay. But like I felt like, also Alex picked up like a new win. She was out later than, she was Alex Cooper was out later than Graydon. Alex was being so fun at the club. When did we? Oh, I didn't see that. No, it was like a massive table. I hope that she's like she's like out to play tonight. No, that's what she kept saying. She's like, she laughed and she was like tonight, tomorrow night's going to be like big night to like really fucking go. But I think that we did it properly. Did we need to go to Owens? When did we even go to

sleep? When did we leave Owens like 3.30? Like probably 3.34. He legit kicked us out. We ordered room service. He canceled it. And he was like, he goes, I don't want anymore. I need to leave my phone. I have a video of him talking to the automated person. He's like, real person. Cancel. Cancel. Real person. Do you remember that? Yeah. And I was like, did I say

something offensive? No. He just wanted to go to sleep. I think it just hit him. And he was like, if man's not coming over. I'm going to sleep. He? And then kicked us out. He was like, I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming, I'm coming. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Can we talk about, do you remember when he was like, I've been with my friend, you have to talk to him, you better be nice to him. This guy passes the phone to his friend. Do you remember what his friend was saying? He started talking about all of his Star Wars things he owns. Do you remember this? They were like trolling us. That wasn't real, was it?

I was like, what is going on? This guy starts, he's like, listing. off. I don't know if it was like Lego Star Wars. I have no idea. I guess this guy collects Star Wars or he was just bullshitting us. And we're like, you're making it really hard for us to be nice. But yeah, at first, at first, Halle was like, what's going on? And Manns was like, no, you need to be nice to him. So then Hallie starts being like, uh-huh, so cool. Yeah, I don't have that one. That's really cool. I don't know. It was just the one was a random thing. I'm like, why are we talking about Star Wars right now? No, it was so weird. And then he texted me.

like I woke up to this text this morning, but he texted me like 3.30, 4 o'clock being like, I fucked up. Wait, so did he ever? No. Okay. We'll see how it tonight goes, though. We're going to be on the pal. Was there any other cute eyes that you saw?

I was like your single era been. Has it been fun? No. Hi. Someone date me. Hi, someone date my friend Rachel. Now. No, I've been so chronically single.

I haven't been on a single date. Are you on the apps? No, I'm not on the apps. I'm not judging anyone who is on the apps, but I just don't think that would work well for me. But honestly, like, if it gets to a point, I might have to jump on them. I really don't typically meet up with anyone that I meet online, but actually, that's a lie. No, I need you to tell me how to, like, get guys. Or, like, how do you even, because we were talking about dry spells last night.

I went through a big one this year. Yeah. Same. For self-discovery. I'm, like, okay. You're just lonely. I'm discovered. I know who I am.

I'm ready for dick. That's basically where we're at. Yeah, I'm just lonely and... You want compatible. Like, no, not compatibility. I just want to, like, I don't know. Yeah, like, at least, like, flirt with someone and get excited about someone and, like, have a crush.

I think I like gay guys. That's the problem. We've talked about this. I think, like, I have a problem. I love fucking gay men. I think I like people who don't like me back or, like, can't like me back. Something's wrong up here. I think you need to move to New York.

I know, should I? I think you need, at least like a stint. Okay. Like, maybe, like, do, like, a three-month stint. But I need to wait until after winter. Come for, like, the spring when it's getting, like, warm out again. And, or, like, even come for, like, a month. And we'll go to Hallie's boot camp and I'll take you out.

Okay. I know where all the hot men are. And I will find, I think you need an older guy. I mean, you need a guy that's off social media. Yeah. And I think you need a straight man. Yeah, we need someone straight. That would be good.

Yeah. That's on the list. That's on the list. Straight. Straight would like me. I've had multiple crushes and then I'm like, oh, they're getting. Once a couple weekends ago, I fucked this guy and he was acting like so gay. He like boofed one of my other gay friends.

Wait, what does that mean? They blew his substance into his ass. This man hops up on my island that's like similar to like what's behind you right there. Hops onto my island and this is like a fully gay man and he hops on, takes all of his clothes off. He gets on all fours, pulls his underwear down to like his butt and then the guy who I've hooked up with. Yeah, straight guy. I think he's by, but like straight guy. blows a substance into his ass right in front of the whole party.

Well, how many people are in this room watching this? Like seven. But it was, like, hot. I was like, the guy that, like, was having it done to him, he's, like, beautiful, hot one of my good friends. So I was, like, thought it was, like, funny and, like, kind of, like, we're all just so fucked up. But it was just, like, kind of gay. After the fact when you're thinking about it, you're like, hmm, that was gay. But, like, then I slept with him.

After all of that. This guy's dancing around and, like, whatever. After all of that, I go, get into my bed. there was a part of you somewhere that was attracted to that. No, yeah. That's the scary part and that's where I need to go therapy.

No, I need therapy. 1,000%. There was a lot of by men. I think we like bimen. There's things like... Maybe that's what it is. What I think I've realized, I think we're just like in a very like

2025 is about just like being yourself. And if you're gay, you're gay, if you're by, you're buying, people are just more loud about it. I think there's a lot more gay men out there than people know. Oh, I'm sure. Have you heard of like,

I think it's demisexuality? I think that's what it's called. It's called Demisexuality. Demisexual? I don't know if that's like the right term, but look it up for me. Demisexuality is a sexual orientation where a person experienced sexual attraction only after forming a strong emotional bond with another person. I think that's me. But I feel like everyone should be demisexual. That seems like a healthy thing to do. But I think this means like it could be girl, guy, like you would be like. But that's pansexual. That's I'm confused. Are you pansexual? I don't know. What's the difference between like pansexual and

demisexual? All I'm trying to say is like, I don't think so. I say this because I, I don't know, it's all a spectrum, isn't it? Is that what it's called? I think it's all a spectrum, yeah. But I just feel like I do have to have an emotional connection with someone. Like, I just don't think I could like go home with anyone. That's probably why you're not having sex. Do you think you need to be emotionally bonded with someone to sleep with them? I have to feel like safe and comfortable with them and like, yeah, be like emotionally invested at least in a way that like I could see us like dating or I at least like have like a crush on them because of I don't know it's not like a physical attraction I guess so you like you're attracted to like so the bond is what brings you into a person so like you being

like oh that person's really hot let me go after them yes because I don't care like I can say like wow that person's really attractive like I obviously find them attractive I think they're really hot but like I don't care after that because I'm like they could still be like a terrible person or like have the worst personality ever and that would make me not want to sleep with them because like that like totally turns me yeah I guess their attraction can only like get so far for me yeah so I don't know maybe that's my problem I don't know I don't think that's a really necessarily bad thing I need therapy for you know to be in a relationship that's like healthy and strong you need to have that foundation of like an emotional bond well for sure you want to

feel safe with someone that's like the foundation of like a relationship for me at least i'm like what is it for you i'm like a tractor like personality like me too yes but i also need them to like be hot and have like a nice dick but like how do you even know until you know all right let me give you this for instance i've been asking howly like how did you get out of your dry spell what do i need to do i literally turn my brain off okay because i don't think i can do that because the guy hooked up with was hooking up within April, March, February. Well, I don't know why I did those months backwards. Because we're not okay.

Like, I, like, kind of had a crush on him, but I knew in the back of my mind, like, I could never introduce this guy to my family. Why? What was wrong with him? He's just, like, kind of, like, he's kind of, like, unstable. Okay. And, like, I could never introduce him to my dad. They would just be, like, what to do it?

Are you okay? Okay. But it was winter, and I just, like, he was silly and goofy, and, like, I love funny guys. Me too. Because that just, like, gets me laugh. So after him, I can make him. kind of took a moment and a pause because he kind of just said, I'm not looking for a relationship. And I didn't even ask him to be in one, which it felt like a double fuck you.

Yeah. Because you're like, I didn't even, like, that wasn't even in my mind. How did I just get like double duped? Yeah. That's kind of how it felt. So after that I was kind of just like, that's what caused a drive. You were like, all right, I'm going to take a break. I was just like, take a beat. And I did like, intentionally. I was just about to ask. It was like a subconscious beat. Okay. Because I feel like my energy also was an attractive. men. Maybe that's my problem. Like I feel like I wasn't like putting myself out there where I was like even seemed like

I was open to that. And I feel like a lot of guys have this problem with me because I think a lot of times when I'm out, I seem super closed off, whether it could be like my body language, like sitting like this or just like look like a fucking bitch. So like I feel like I'm kind of hard to approach sometimes. I've been told that I'm hard to approach as well. I feel like you're such a cute little button. Okay, thank you.

Because I'm like, I don't want to like be hard to approach. But I don't know. I feel like you want to be like a little intimidating though. I always say that maybe only for guys though like I don't want to be intimidating to girls no I'm a girl's girl at the end of day like through and through I know you are so I never want girls to feel like that about me I guess I like the idea of guys being like a little scared of me I don't want to like you know push them all I think I was literally like having them like leave venues because of the cuntiness or that was reading in their direction. That's actually like kind of. sickening those, too, for a little bit. I think it, like, sent chills up their spons. But, like, also when I go out, I just want to, like, talk to my friends. Like, this happened in Mekino's. Great, and you can attest to this. Wait, that trip looks so fun.

It was the best of my life. We went out, and, like, there would be guys trying to hit on me. Remember that? Yeah. And I would be, like, where's Alex? Where's Lauren? But were they, like, attractive guy? Like, were you, like, even attracted to them?

There was, like, one attractive guy, but he, like, he, like, owned like a little speakeasy and he definitely his M.O. looks like he did the same shit every weekend. Yeah. And it's just like a new group of like girls that like come in. He's like come to my speakeasy and then he like, which is unattractive. He fucks a bunch of visitors, it seemed like. You're like, I don't want to be

one of the guys. It was really dark every time we saw him because we were in like a little cave speakeasy. So like thank God we didn't see what he looked like during the day. And we just like weren't horny in Mekino's. No, we weren't horny and we were upset. But yeah, literally like guys would be coming up

me or there was only like I'm talking about this one guy and I'd just be like remember like looking over his head and just being like where are my friends like I couldn't care less about you like I couldn't care less about you like I want to hang on my friends I think that's me right now but I also feel like it's because the guys that here's my problem I don't know if I'm being too picky but the few guys that have shown interest in me I'm like you gotta be kidding me and that's how it always is though Rachel I'm like no in what world like but I see you putting yourself out there like you flirt with guys Okay, let's go over these, I think.

So, like, we're going to do, like, a little truth or drink segment, and I'm just going to ask you questions, and if you don't want to answer drink. Okay. Or you can just, like, drink and answer the questions. I will just, like, have fun with it. The first one is, what is the wildest thing you've ever done in Las Vegas? Okay. Honestly, I think the wildest thing at the time, it was my 21st birthday. It was, like, me and my friends' 21st birthday trip. And so this was the first time we could all, like, legally drink. and I think it was what excess nightclub is that a thing here we're going tonight I think

yes with the chain smokers so this is a perfect story for this oh wait this is great when I was 21 years old I was obsessed with the chain smokers I thought they were both so cute one of them single Alex right yeah they're gonna be there tonight I know but it's like different now I feel like I know them now because we're like mutual friends like I've been around them enough to like I don't know 21 me and 29 year old me couldn't be like we're different with you What was this? Was it like 2017? Well, this was eight years ago. Yeah, so this was when they were like huge closer came out.

Yes, exactly. Like, this is that era. Yeah, okay. So, like, this is when everyone's obsessed with them. And I spent the entire night trying to get into their little section, like, I wanted to be a booth bitch. I love it. So my friends, like, they're like, that's never going to happen.

They don't try. I don't see my friends the entire night because I'm trying so hard to get all of us into the booth. I spent, no joke, the entire night trying to get in here. Towards the end the night, the manager looks in my face and he's like, you will never get in here because I can just tell, like, you think that you deserve to be in here. And I don't fuck with that. That hurt my feeling so bad that I started crying. And then he felt bad about making me cry. So guess what? He let me in. And I'm not joking, though. This is, like, last song. He finally was like, oh, fuck. Okay, come in. Literally, as he's, like, waiting by to the

crowd. Yes. Yes. Exactly. But I don't know if he, like, felt bad after, I don't know what happened. Full 180, we get invited to their room after. Oh, fuck. It progressed. Yes, so quick. It went from zero to 100. So me and my friends get invited to, like, their little sweet like this, and we got

to post game with them. Nothing crazy happened because Drew had a girl at the time. And then, like, Alex also was not giving us the time of day. But, like, it was still so cool that it went from, I manifested it. And, like, we did get to hang out with them in their hotel room. I didn't, after that, I, like, probably stood in the corner and didn't say a single word because I just was, like, this is so cool. But the manager was an asshole?

I don't know. Like, he was all of a sudden nice in the room. Oh, he did 182. Yes. I think he really did feel bad about making me cry. It wasn't, like, that crazy. But, like, that's a story that, that was my very first time ever coming to Vegas. We got home at, like, you know, 7, 8 a.m.

And I was like, life is so cool. I don't know. And now I'm like, that's not crazy at all. But at the time when I was 21. Yeah. Now, that is actually a great 21st birthday, honestly. It was so fun. But, like, yeah, actually the rest of, I don't have, like, any, like, crazy Vegas

stories other than, yeah, being able to, like, sneak up to the chain smokers hotel room. I kind of love that. Okay. Have you ever woken up next to someone and not remember their name? I feel like this is not your vibe. No, everyone I've ever hooked up with I obviously know who they are. I've never, like, had a one-night stand or anything. Really?

Yeah, I'm such a... She's so pure. No, I'm like, exactly. And, like, I don't know what it is. I think that I feel icky about myself. I don't know. I, again, I need therapy. Because, like, I need therapy.

I'm, like, always, like, cheering for everyone else. I'm like, yes, I don't, like, I love it. But for some reason, for me, it just makes me feel bad. See, I have, like, a degrading kink. So, like, I like to feel that way. We did talk about this last night. Because I said I'm, like, really boring. I want, like, notebook, like, the notebook sex.

She wants, like, emotional sex. Yeah, I want, like, pummeled in the ground. Yes. Like, we probably couldn't be more opposite. I want, like, this shape of me in the bed, like, through a wall. That's, like, one. She wants to be taped at the end of it. Like, Hallie was here.

And I also, like, let every man, like, record me. Well, wait, I meant tape as in, like, murder crime scene tape. Oh, I want that, too. But, like, I let every man record me. That's, like, one of my kinks. Wait, really? Yeah. But why do you like that?

Is it, like, because you're, like, nervous about it, maybe leaking or what? It's like I'm a theater kid. It's like I'm a theater kid. It's like you're putting on a show on a show. It's like I'm putting on a show, like, especially when I'm, like, giving a guy ahead. I always give them, like, the option to record because I feel like it's... You're, like, watch us back later, baby. No, I was like, you're going to miss me when he watches back.

I mean, I get that. That's, like, how I think. And then I think it's hot. But I also need their piece. So I am really bad about remembering people's names, but, like, I've never woken up. Once I was riding this guy and I completely forgot who I was writing mid ride. Did you call him the wrong name? No, but I was like, that's how I thought of it.

I was like, yeah. Baby, is that, wait, damn? no literally I'm sick what's kinky fantasy you've acted on guys I'm really boring I don't know I guess like you're a lover girl I am a lover girl I will say like the kinkiest thing is probably like public sex yeah or just like having sex where I should it the idea of getting caught yeah but like I don't I but I really don't want to get caught like that doesn't turn me on like if if someone did I have been walked in on before really it is oh my god it's like the most mortifying experience you could ever. I don't know.

My mom's walked in on me before. That couldn't be worse. And I was having anal. Oh, my. You were 16. No. See, like that, that beats mine. On a pull-out couch and Ruba. Oh, my God. Because the TV was on. Because we were on a pole couch. So you didn't hear. I brought my boyfriend. Yeah. And my mom was just like, oh, fuck, I need to turn off this fucking TV. Walked in. So bad. I'm having anal. My boyfriend. That is so bad. I was like, did she just turn around? She just said, Jesus. I was like, damn.

See, mine was at least my boyfriend at the time's friends. Still mortifying. And, like, none of us ever spoke about it because it was just like that awkward. Oh, I would be like, this is so funny. I know, like, I don't know why it was just mortifying at the time because they were like kind of his work friends. Re-living it now, like, makes me want to crawl out of my skin. And it wasn't public, though, like, we were in the hotel room and they just walked in.

So that was awful. But, like, what were in college days like? Like, did you ever, like, have sex in the same room as your roommate? No, because, like, we all had our own rooms. but honestly in high school like me and my best friend we would like hook up in the same bed or like she'd be hooking up with her boyfriend

next to me and I would just be laying there or vice versa like I don't know why we just didn't care we were kinkier in high school then I am now I used to do that almost 30 year old woman we'd like sneak out and get oh my god if my parents over here that's gonna be just strut we would sneak out we'd get picked up in like the big lifted trucks

like I don't know if that's how I know exactly what you're talking about we'd like sneak out hop in their trucks. She'd be in the backseat. I'd be in the front seat or like vice versa with like the guy was dating at the time in his friend or like the guy she was dating in his friend. I haven't acted like that in so long. I think what you need is to embody your 21 year old self. I know. I know. And just say fuck it. We ride. You know what it is though too. I think that now that we're just like more like publicly known, I'm like honestly scared about someone just like deciding to like, I don't know, make a TikTok or like go on a podcast and put me on blast.

I have no idea. Oh, my God. I don't know. I should have that fear. But like I, like, I don't know how to trust people, I guess. They would have good things to say. That's true. Go on a podcast.

See, that's what I'm like, a little insecure to where I'm like, I don't know if. You don't know if you haven't had the craft. That's what I was about to say. Like, I don't know if they would have good things to say about me or not because it's been so long. You're an insanely beautiful and gorgeous girl. And also. But insanely, first off, shut up, but, like, insanely beautiful, gorgeous girls. Writing a man is like riding a bike.

Can also, like, be really bad in bed. I don't think you're bad and bad. I don't get that vibe from you. It's been a minute, so I guess I'll have to find out at some point. I got to rip the bandaid off. You got to rip the bandaid off. I know. But, like, it's been so long at this point that...

It might hurt. Yeah. I'm worried about that. It's just been so long that I don't know if... You, like, are there new positions I don't know about? Yeah, I don't know. I'm like, God, it's been a long time. I don't, yeah, it's like, um, it'll be like, is there anything new happening? Like, what's new in sex?

I think what you need is, you need to go on a date with one person that you have a crush on, go on a few dates, get comfortable with them, and then go from there. I feel like a virgin again. Okay. I don't think that we've, like, discussed, guys, I haven't had sex way longer than you think. I'll just put it that way. Tell them. It's been years. Okay. It has been so long. That is crazy. And that's what I'm saying, like, I feel like a virgin. again to where I don't want to just give it up to anyone it's like almost like like I can't just like hook up with someone random at this point because it's been so long that like I want it to be incredible you almost like feel like you've gone to like the first person that like breaks that seal or like kind of has to like you're right when I think about you don't want it to be a random person no yeah that's why I'm like I think that's why I am a lover girl because I feel like how we

felt when we were like in high school I don't know I'm not going to going to say like everyone felt like this but you know how like everyone just makes like losing your virginity like such a big deal and it's like losing someone special that's how i feel i'm like i can't just like give it up to just anyone no like i want it to be special no i think that there's nothing wrong with that oh my god and i'm manifesting that you're going to get that in the next six months but okay yeah you need to get our girl aid seriously guys help or just like i feel like once you just like i don't know i just want a crush and then like we'll just see i want a crush that is crushing on me back like I want it to be like mutually crushing yeah and like just like

like we said like a little emotional you want a honeymoon phase let's crush on each other let's like let me think like I'm about to fall in love again and then break my heart I don't care I'll go through another heartbreak I don't care honestly heartbreak you love to get heartbreak brings a redemption arc era okay because then you get like hot after every heartbreak I I fully believe that so maybe I just need my heartbroken over and over and over I mean we won't go for that But I wouldn't say a heartbreak would be the end of the work. But, like, I'm open for it. My heart is open.

I'm ready to get heartbroken. So precious. I'm obsessed with you out. All right, I'll ask you one more. Okay. And then we can wrap it up. We got to go to a pool party, guys. We got to go to the fucking pool party.

Who is the celebrity you risk it all for? I don't know. It changes, like, every week. It's weird. Like, it used to be, I used to have such a crush on Glenn Powell, but, like, it just comes and goes. It's like whatever I'm watching at the time. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like who's a recent person.

And that's another thing. I don't like really crush out on celebrities because I don't know them. And I'm like they could be the worst person ever. No, because now they're like in this industry. You're like you don't like. And like we do come across people a lot. Yeah. It's just like kind of like you might run into them.

You know who. Like Glenn Powell is just so, so, so attractive and will always be so attractive to me. And I don't know him and like, oh my God, sure. I was going to say Channing Tatum I never got that Watch step up and get back to me Well that's like 2000s Channing I know but like he still looks so handsome

To me because he's like in his 40s and like I just still think he looks great But I don't know him like that's what I'm saying Like that's what Channing needs to He couldn't help her girl out But that's another thing I think he is dating someone who's younger than me So like I feel like he would be open but

I don't again he could be like I don't know he could suck He seems like a sweet guy I don't know that he's done He does seem so sweet. Jacob Allorty for me and Austin Butler, I would. I love Jacob Allorty, but, like, I love Olivia. And, like, I feel like they've been together for so long, so I feel weird saying that, too.

Because then, again, like, we might be in the same. They're like, you never know. You never know. I was just with Olivia for F1. I love her so much, and she was talking about Jacob. So, like, I feel like I. Maybe cut that. Sorry, Olivia.

No, she knows. Like, she knows her boyfriend's hot. Come on. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, like, you go girl. And she also was just seen at dinner with Glenn. I'm like, God, you can't have it all. Also, Paya Gerber, obsessed with her, and she always gets full his guides.

Taya Gerber's like, also Zoe Kravitz also has a fucking obsessed with her, too. All of them. So true. She always has. I love you so much. This is really fun. You should come on more. I feel like we go with that and talk for hours, to be honest.

I know. I love talking to you. I feel like you're so good at this, too. We just, it's chill. I just felt like this was a little therapy session. I needed this. I like, I like, how you're sitting Chris Ross to apples to apples off. I've been like this.

I've been like this. You feel safe on the after dirty couch. I took my shoes off. I love it. But anyways, we have to go party with Paraseltin now. As always, you can find me on YouTube, and you can watch me on YouTube, and find me on any other platform. Like, comment, shared to your friends, five stars, all the good things. Damn, that was good.

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