Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Sex playlists, spanking, & a little mania

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

She’s back ladies! Hallie returns for a chaotic solo episode full of unhinged updates, including a weekend of daddies, girly sleepovers, and why FaceTime is the NEW cure for Sunday Scaries. She talk...s about spiraling, boob touch-ups, and how confessing her dry dating life on the pod actually got her asked out. Hallie dives into a list of ways to spice up your sex life - light spanking? Hotel stay? Sexting? - and reveals what works for her, what flopped, and what’s just a cry for help. And of course, she wraps with a few of your Extra Dirty confessions... because if Hallie’s spiraling, you're coming with her. It's Extra Manic! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you cookies!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I don't know how these corporate rules work. Like, why can't you fuck your boss? Is that like a rule in most companies? What up, you little fuck? Okay guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here for another solo episode. I'm starting to really dig the solo episodes, honestly. It's kind of like therapeutic in a way where I can like talk through my own mental chaos, my day toto-day life Update you guys and what's going on, etc? I've been pretty manic. I'm not gonna lie and I don't know if it was because I was on my period or if it's just
Starting point is 00:00:54 the weather changing I've been like kind of cooped up in my apartment a little bit more this past week because I've been Sick as you guys can probably hear I'm still a bit congested. And I thought I was immune to everything. I mean, going out in the streets of New York every night, day in, day out, I think I had seen every germ possible. Like, and I thought I just had built up
Starting point is 00:01:17 this iron-clad immune system, but apparently not. But I will say, I still look gorgeous and snatched. And I feel like that should be noted That is very important. But anyways, let's go over this past week really quickly I'm not gonna like list everything out for you, but I feel like I've been like pretty manic and it's been fun I feel like yes mania has a bad rap But I am my most entertaining self when I'm manic even when I'm like by like like by myself I entertain myself that came out really wrong. but what did I do this past week?
Starting point is 00:01:46 So I was getting over a cold, but I'm not letting it really affect me. I'm resting during the day. I'm sleeping in. I'm getting what needs to be done. Luckily, a lot of that's been, you know, able to like be done in like the comfort of my apartment, but I have been going out a lot.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I went out to Shay Margo this past weekend, you know, with the girls which is typically what I do every weekend that I'm in New York. I love Shaymargo, it's a members club, I've mentioned it before. I'm a member at a few members club, Zero Bond is the first one I joined. I want to join SVB which is like the new one which is they have one in LA. But yeah, so let's go over it. I went out and obviously there's daddy's running amok. I chambered up that's where you find them. But this one daddy, he's a friend of mine. We don't hook up anymore. We didn't hook up. That's like not the point of the story. But
Starting point is 00:02:36 it's just I forgot how fun it is to go out with these men that have so much fucking money. Because you can just tell like, they just think they run show and they're like he was he sat down at this table the table had a reservation on after and the lady was like you have to get up like there's a reservation and he's like trust me you want us to sit here how many bottles do I need to buy and this man was so persistently trying to hook up with me but like I was just not down also sick and like it was clear that I was sick, and like I was like I am not interested,
Starting point is 00:03:07 and then he just started shoving $100 bills into my purse, like out of nowhere, and I'm like what are you doing? I'm not a fucking escort, but I kept the money. What does that say about me? What does that say about me? I don't know, but like whatever. Anyways, that was an interesting night. It was one of those nights that went to like 5 a.m. for no reason like I didn't want the party to end the
Starting point is 00:03:29 people I was with did not want the party to end I was my roommate from college's birthday so I kind of was like staying out a bit longer than I wanted to for her for her birth you could to celebrate the birth of her and then we just had a girl sleepover which is just so fun I miss like having sleepovers with my girls like in college like if you think about it it's just like one big sleepover with your best friend for like months on end and that's like fucking girlhood that's like the one thing I miss about college the most is just like waking up hungover with your best friend maybe there's a man in the room and just wake you up and be like let's go get breakfast
Starting point is 00:04:06 Or let's go to Starbucks. We used to like go on these like really long drives to Whole Foods I went to school Union College, which is in like a really sketchy town called Schenectady No offense to anyone from Schenectady and the nearest Whole Foods is probably 25 minutes away in Albany. So we'd go on these like Excursions with the playlist bumping the windows down and we go to Whole Foods we get a bunch of mochi balls and granola we just like make it a whole event and then like the Sunday debrief would always fucking hit different. I feel like there's no way to have scaries and hangover anxiety if you're with your girls and I'll die on
Starting point is 00:04:43 that hill. That's the one thing about adulthood that I don't like about living alone is I wake up you know in my apartment and you're just by yourself. Sometimes you're just by yourself and you just like have to like replay the night alone. Thank God FaceTime exists because if it didn't I don't know what kind of scarries would you know exist but anyways let's talk a bit more about my mania I've been like pretty manic and impulsive something about me is I'm an extremely impulsive person when when I make a decision to do something I will stick to that decision sometimes I put a
Starting point is 00:05:20 lot of thought into those decisions sometimes I don't put any thought at all, whether that's, okay, I'm gonna hook up with someone this week. Ask any of my friends, like if I say that at the beginning, at the top of the week, it has never not happened. I will make it a point to make it happen. Or I'll be like, I'm gonna buy this.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Or I'm gonna get this done. Or I'm gonna get Botox. I'm gonna get filler. I'm gonna go on this trip. I always I say it out loud I make it happen and recently I've just been making like these sunglasses I'm wearing right now Cartier did I need them do I need $1,500 glasses no but I said I'm gonna buy them so I bought them very impulsive probably not fiscally responsible but they're chic and I feel like that counts right that's a write-off
Starting point is 00:06:06 if they're chic is there such thing as a chicness write-off because I feel like that should be a thing anyways I booked a surgery this past week this surgery has been in the back of my mind for a while now and it could be just a symptom of my mania because you know usually people just don't book surgeries on whim I don't suggest you doing that and by the way when I say I am like getting something done And I tell like people that follow me in my audience that I'm doing that. I'm not telling people Oh, you should do this too. I'm literally just being Transparent with you guys because I would never do something that
Starting point is 00:06:43 You know, I want to hide or share and do I need this surgery? No. Do I want it? Yes. And I feel like sometimes you don't need something sometimes you just want something and that's okay too. I'm getting my boobs touched up which I've been thinking about doing for a while. When I first went in to get my boobs done three years ago or two and a half years ago I was scared they were gonna look fucking insane. I didn't know what CCs meant. I have 295 CCs, high profile, teardrop shape, which is a very natural shape.
Starting point is 00:07:15 And I already had room where I could've put a bigger implant in it. And she told me that. She's like, you could go bigger, it won't look insane. And I was like, you know, I wanna be conservative be conservative like I've never obviously gotten my boobs down I don't want it to look super fake and I don't want to be top heavy either so that was like one of my points of contention so I got them done they looked great for two months it's kind of like when you just get filler and then the swelling goes down you're like I miss what they looked like when they were swollen. It's kind of that same vibe.
Starting point is 00:07:46 So I went in last week and I was like, I think I want a different shape. I'm not necessarily going too much bigger. I mean, I'm going a little bit bigger, but I kind of wanted a different shape. I want like the moderate profile shape, which like shows more cleavage on top. And I'm also getting an internal
Starting point is 00:08:05 bra which kind of like holds them more in place together. It's gonna look fucking fire, it sounds insane and it's a very minimal, it's not gonna be as intensive a surgery as I had the first time around. It's basically just like swapping out two sandbags. I was like it was funny that I am talking about this this week because I saw who was it Brooke Schofield I think talked about getting her upper blepharoplasty which is basically the most minimalistic surgery I think you can pretty much get that done awake I'm pretty sure like it's very minimal not super invasive not a lot of downtime surgery and she was just being like transparent with her audience being like I got this done
Starting point is 00:08:50 And she was getting ripped to shreds in her comment section and I was like wait Do you guys want her to lie? Like I don't understand all she's doing is being transparent like I got this done like blah blah blah This is why I wanted to do it, which I think in my opinion is admirable because she's not like telling her, she's not like showing her audience, oh I have natural, my eyes are naturally like this. Would you rather her lie and keep it a secret? I feel like that's like a lose lose situation.
Starting point is 00:09:18 So it kind of made me anxious to share this, but you know what? I would never lie. I want to be real with you guys and whatever I get done whether I need it or don't need it Whether it's a good idea or a bad idea. I always want to keep it real and yeah, so I'm gonna do that I'm a hundred percent doing that maybe one day down the road. I'll regret it, but that's you know, my journey I guess it's just gonna happen regardless. So on last week's episode I talked about how no one asked me on dates which thank God I said that because I got a slew of DMs of different like cute men asking me on
Starting point is 00:09:49 dates and I read my DMs so keep them coming and this man was really cute but and I only will say yes to drinks or a date if I have mutuals with someone and I luckily had a couple mutuals with this guy, I might get drinks with him I haven't decided yet. I can't tell if he's cute because he's like in sports uniform or if he's just like actually cute He also doesn't live in New York. So I replied I was like, how would this work? And he goes why are we already planning our whole future together? I'm like, yes
Starting point is 00:10:22 We are Actually, so he's gonna be in New York this weekend and maybe I'll go on a date with him, maybe I'll get drinks with him, but then like, what if it doesn't go well? How do I leave drinks and go meet up with my friends if that's what I wanna do? Do I bring him with me to meet up with my friends?
Starting point is 00:10:37 Then it's too legit. But like, how do I say goodbye, this is fun, maybe we'll do it again, I wanna go meet up with the girls like how do you get to that like i think i overthink and then i think too far in the future like i said i don't really date so i'm not good at it i'm not good at the things i don't practice dating being one of them so i don't know we'll see how that goes, but I did appreciate the DM and the boldness. I love a bold man I do not like pussies. I am straight so I appreciate a man that just slides in with his full fucking chest and hard dick
Starting point is 00:11:18 Okay, let's get into the next segment guys I've done this segment before and I thought it was really fun I found this article which is basically 20 ways to spice up your love life or your sex life and I'm gonna share like what ways work for me or which things I've tried what doesn't work what's kind of like man which is like doing too much you're doing the most and I'll give you my opinions on them and maybe a couple stories if I think of them because I'm one bitch that like loves to like add in a little like random spice here and there whether it's a random hookup or If it was with one of my ex-boyfriends, and I'm trying to like revive the relationship
Starting point is 00:11:57 So I think these things could work for either a short-term relationship Situationship or like a very long long term relationship. Let's find out together. Okay, let's go over the first one. Switching up positions. I've talked about this a little bit. I am not the biggest fan of throwing in a bunch of fucking positions. Like I don't need my legs behind my ears while I'm doing push-ups and he's doing squats and whipping me with a belt across my face and calling me like a puppy dog. Like that's just doing the most. Okay? I stick to three positions, maybe three to five.
Starting point is 00:12:34 It depends on the guy. I'm pretty flexible. I can do any position in the fucking book, by the way. But there's no point. Not all of them are very comfortable. There's like two positions I can finish in. Those are the only ones I care about. The other one's for him, and you guys all know what that is. Doggy.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Like I'm not finishing in doggy unless I have a vibrator like that I'm using on myself, which I do like doing. This doesn't need even more info. Check out our expert approval list of best sex positions here. Let's see what they think is good the best sex positions and I want to see what they think. So the classic sex positions are missionary doggy style. Yeah, I like love missionary. Like I don't like to look men in the eye. Only when I'm sucking dick. I've talked about that before. This is how to do it. If you don't know how to have missionary sex, I'm actually
Starting point is 00:13:14 more worried about you. This is probably not the podcast for you if you don't know what missionary sex is. Doggy, that's great. I actually love doggy. There's like so many different ways to like Get yourself involved when you're in doggy like I swear get the little vibrator It's like it's like the egg-shaped one use it on yourself while you're in doggy. You'll both have fun It's great. But the only qualm about doggy is like he's gonna finish so quickly usually That's the only problem and I feel like it takes longer for girls to get there, in my opinion, but I feel like doggy's like the finisher. Like, you know, in the video games,
Starting point is 00:13:52 being like, it's a finisher. That's the finisher position. Cowgirl, great, that's how you finish. And I say you as the girl. I'm looking at all the cameras. That's the only way I finish. I know some girls can get like a little bit of anxiety being on top I've had girls like DM me about this like they just like don't feel like they're sexy as self
Starting point is 00:14:11 Don't like and they think it's like not The guys trust me the guys having the best time of his life and all I do in this position is just like Focus on me finishing. I don't give a fuck what he's looking at. I don't give a fuck what he's thinking. I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. He is a vibrator with a penis and a beating heart at that point to me. Ooh, I do like this one. Rider of stride is what it's called.
Starting point is 00:14:38 That's when you're on top and you lean back, which, you know, is really good. I can't do that for that long because it just like gets really deep in there, which feels nice, you know, is really good. I can't do that for that long because it just like gets really deep in there, which feels nice, but like, that's just not how I finish. And I feel like it's maybe different for everyone. I would say like I would mix that. Oh, cowboy. Oh, my goodness. I've never tried that one.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I don't think I would like that one. All right. This is what I mean, for instance. This one's called the pretzel dip. And I already know if a position is called the pretzel dip, you're just doing the most. Like I don't need all my legs intertwined. I'm just gonna skip that one. Let's go back. Okay, the second one is try light spanking. Yes, I think you should always involve spanking. I don't like light spanking. I like to be fucking whacked. I like welts on my ass and that's not for everyone and that's okay. But like light spanking is kind of hot, no? Like light choking. I once had a guy like choke me out until he
Starting point is 00:15:34 literally passed out but that's just me. I feel like it really depends on preferences and I feel like if you're just introducing spanking at all it should be very light and um you have to be into that because I could see someone like being not into that and it being like crossing a bit of a boundary but I feel like when you're having sex you can probably tell if a partner's gonna be into that or not just based off body language in my opinion I feel like light spanking is great light choking is even better mix them both maybe spit in their mouth perfect that's what I do but like again you don't have to do what I do.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Book a hotel stay this like how can you not have sex in a hotel I just think hotels like bring like a romantic element also you don't have to like clean up after yourself so you can get as messy as dirty get the massage oil out you know you don't have to remake the bed you can just be hanging from the chandelier you can get fucking nasty in so you can get as messy as dirty, get the massage oil out, you know, you don't have to remake the bed, you can just be hanging from the chandelier, you can get fucking nasty in there, you can have shower sex, they probably have a bath. Some hotels even have toys that you can get from the mini bar, they're called like love kits,
Starting point is 00:16:36 and you just introduce those, I think that's great. I just think the setting of a hotel is just romantic as fuck, it sets it up for you You can have drinks in the hotel bar, you know get the night going get the juices flowing order an extra dirty Martini have some light, you know play at the bar. Maybe grab a bite to eat It's romantic pay have and pay the bill you go up to your hotel room. It's sexy You're hot and heavy you get in the shower. You put on a little robe, you're cuddling, watch a movie, like it's just hot. So I think that if you're in a place where you need to spice up your love life, or you're just
Starting point is 00:17:16 like looking to add like a little romantic endeavor, a little romantic field trip, I would 100% do the hotel stay thing. Number four, bring in the sex toys. And this is like weird because like when I was in college I was just starting to introduce the sex toys into sex. And men sometimes were getting emasculated by that. A real man would not be threatened by a vibrator. I want to repeat that. A real man would not be threatened by a vibrator. I want to repeat that a real man would not be threatened by a vibrator. A real man wants you to finish, wants you to get off, wants everyone to have a good time and won't be like insecure being like oh am I not doing
Starting point is 00:17:55 enough like is this not doing it for you? Like that's their fucking problem. As long as you're finishing and getting off like we're all having fun. What I find odd and this has happened to me a couple times um in the past is when they already have vibrators present for you to use. That I find extremely off-putting because it's the it's the someone's cook to your final boss in my opinion like someone has cooked here final boss i don't want that butt plug who has that been in that happened to be with a butt plug once this guy this guy was hooking up with in college pulls out a fucking butt plug from his bedside table and you know like we're hooking up we're mid sex it's like hot and heavy you know like things are heightened you don't you're not really thinking straight and then he whips out
Starting point is 00:18:57 like this massive butt plug from his bedside drawer and I was like wait pause what why is this yours who has used this whose ass has this been cleaned is it brand new he told me it was brand new so I used it but looking back he probably just told me that and he probably tells every girl that it's brand new so I think that's kind of odd unless it's literally in the packaging I think it's very odd if a guy has a vibrator like there for you to use. I think that's very off-putting to me.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I don't like that at all. But I do think introducing toys is very healthy, very normal, and you should do it. It'll make your sex life better. And I think everyone, I mean, I don't like, at a certain age, should know how to use a vibrator. I think that's learning your body you learn how to finish you learn how what you like You know all the pressure and how fast blah blah blah like you learn a lot about your own orgasm if you have a vibrator So I think it's important to have regardless number five play a sex-related game
Starting point is 00:20:00 I wouldn't do this literally this starts off saying it might sound corny game. I wouldn't do this. Literally this starts off saying it might sound corny but going head-to-head in a sexy couple game especially one that includes spontaneity is another way to add a fun new element to your sex life. What kind of sex game? Like tic-tac-toe or like twister? This girl says they're also great for communication. Like she's not hyping this sex game up anyway she goes it may be awkward but games can give you the opportunity to bring up topics or experiences you might not have been comfortable sharing without a built-in conversation starter. I mean maybe but like I get like communication is key but
Starting point is 00:20:36 like just tell the guy how you'd like to get fucked. Like that's all the only communication you really need or like tell a guy how you don't like to get fucked if he's doing something wrong. Like you know I feel like I don't need a game I don't need tic-tac-toe but that's just me and I go work for some people I guess number six start sexting when you're away I love sexting so much and I wish I had someone to sex that's like the only texting I really like to take part in. Sexing is so fun to me. Like it is... I used to get so into sexing when I was in relationships, situationships, and honestly it was a point of contention if a guy I was seeing wasn't into sexting. I feel like
Starting point is 00:21:20 it's the most fun and flirty way to like communicate with like whoever you're getting with. I used to get really into it like I used to sit in like paragraphs like getting into the five senses. I would have an opening argument. I would have three. It was like a fucking thesis paper. Closing argument, three supporting arguments. You know, it was insane and I would get so into it. It's just so I love sexing if you're not sexting Maybe you like have a day job. I mean, that's probably why I had time to do that I mean sex things fun though, even if it's like a little like Text one-liner
Starting point is 00:21:59 Saying saying crazy like I'm what thinking of you Bye. This person says, yeah, I want you to do X to me when you get home. Like it could be easy as that. And I feel like that's just like a fun and flirty way to communicate. All right, number seven, try a bit of role play. Role play to me, I've never done. The only role play I've really done is like calling someone daddy. Like what does that even mean? Like why would I say that? Like I don't know. Sometimes guys have called me like a little fucking slut. I actually eat that up. Maybe I have like a degrading kink. Maybe I should unpack that. Yeah maybe that needs to
Starting point is 00:22:40 be unpacked in therapy but I think that's so fun because like yeah in that moment I don't want to be respected at all. Like I want to be unpacked in therapy, but I think that's so fun because like yeah in that moment I don't want to be respected at all Like I want to be respected outside the bedroom, but when I'm in bed with some I think that's the last place I want to be respected at all But that's like the only role play I've really gotten into Tribe like I know a girl that like will literally do the full fucking Monty Will have like different names will wear a wig well like where like you know like the that like will literally do the full fucking Monty will have like different names, will wear a wig, will like wear like you know like the classic like you're wearing a trench coat with lingerie underneath and your name is spit Lana and you won't go by any
Starting point is 00:23:15 other fucking name and she commits the bit until she fucking gets him upstairs to like her hotel room and will like finish him off and then they're like back to being a normal couple. This is a couple I know that does this like regularly and I think that can be hot but that also like I would just start laughing. Is that just me? Like I could not commit to that full bit. I would be like my name is not Svetlana and like what who are you? Like like I don't it would stress me out and I feel like that's just like doing a bit much for an end goal that I could get doing less.
Starting point is 00:23:52 You know, maybe like I haven't been in a relationship where I've needed to feel like that was something I had to do or try. I just never felt like trying it. I did the whole BDSM thing Once I don't have it. I don't know if I've told this story Like I was really into being tied up for a long time. I thought that was like the hottest thing So a guy I was seeing got this like BDSM like this bondage kit for beginners And basically it was one of those bondage things where it could go under a mattress.
Starting point is 00:24:30 It was like a contraption. It ties to your legs and it ties to your wrists and it goes under the mattress. You're like kind of tied up, but it's not really tied to anything. It just like, like you're held down by the mattress essentially. And I was in a frat house and I was like in his like
Starting point is 00:24:48 room and he like set up this whole thing and tied me up. And then he goes down to the beer pong room for like two hours and playing was playing beer pong with his buddies while knowing I'm like tied up in his room but like I kind of thought that was hot like he's like playing beer pong downstairs with his buddies like knowing like he has like a naked girl like tied up in his room kind of hot me getting really annoyed that I'm tied up kind of annoying but also kind of hot because I was just like waiting for him to come back and not knowing I couldn't text him I couldn't use my phone because my hands were like by my head like it was hot to me at the time
Starting point is 00:25:30 And then we had great sex. I Would do that again actually actually that I highly suggest that let's do the next one number eight curate a sex playlist I Love a sex playlist guys. that was like my thing in college. I would get hit up for like like all my friends use my sex playlist. It was so fire. Obviously it was on SoundCloud. We all had a shared playlist and I feel like this was more, it was less about setting the mood and it was more about canceling out noise because there was a
Starting point is 00:26:06 lot of times where I would be having sex next to my roommate she was having sex with someone else we would do that often I would be in a twin bed the speakers between us and she would be in the bed next to me this happened more so than not we are always having sex in the same room which is like a fire like I want to see if I can find my sex playlist right now. It was like a lot of like the weekend, like or not, by the week, it was like the classic songs you would think about like fucking to like when you're in college. But yeah, I mean I love a sex playlist, I think that can like set the mood, but now in my adult life, I just like, I don't know, I'm too vocal, like I have I have things to say rather than like I would start singing along if the weekend started
Starting point is 00:26:48 playing while I was having sex recently I was having sex with this guy and he put on like Jimmy Buffett or some country ass playlist and I did not like that at all it kind of freaked me out but it goes both ways like I've had guys put on like hardcore EDM I didn't like that either like it really like it could kill a mood too so you have to be very careful about what kind of music you're choosing and it can't be songs you'd like too much because you will start singing along I found like I started doing that okay number nine add food to the mix I mean like maybe like when I think of add food to the mix I've been thinking like how sticky you would get like what are you adding like
Starting point is 00:27:29 strawberries and cream like yeah that's hot but like I don't think it's necessary that that I don't think it's something I would do like I'm not like gonna be shoving a burger in a guy's face while I'm like writing his dick in my opinion. It just seems unnecessary. Again, one of those things where unnecessary, what's the point, it's not gonna turn me on too much. Like, who is it really turning on, him?
Starting point is 00:27:56 Like, cream in my mouth? I would rather just suck his dick. Like, let's get to the point here. I don't need to put berries and cream in my fucking face. Alright, the next one's temperature play. Another way to heat up or down your sex life, incorporate temperature play. I have sucked dick with an ice cube in my mouth, which can be fun. It's a shock to the system, but the end of the day an ice cube is going to shrivel up
Starting point is 00:28:23 his dick. I don't think it's unnecessary. It's something you like try, I feel like once, and then you're like okay that was fun. But one thing I used to do all the time, especially in high school, I was obsessed with massage oil. I was a freak from the beginning, oh my god. I would keep this like massive vat of massage oil in my bedside table, and like, these are things like, that were in my childhood home, my childhood bedroom. Like, my mom would find these things. Which by the way, like, my mom used to find
Starting point is 00:28:57 things she shouldn't have found all the fucking time. Not just with me, like my sister, she like everyone, like we, like she was one of those moms that was just like always cleaning like everything and I wasn't super good at always putting things away I think like there's no place to hide anything from my mom and my childhood home so she used to find like vibrators and all this shit and she would like place them like perfectly on a pillow on my bed so like to make it a point that she she wanted us to know that she found these things I don't know why like my mom like never
Starting point is 00:29:29 gave us the talk and I don't know if this is relatable at all but like my mom never sat me down was like listen this is sex this is how you get pregnant wear your condom good luck I mean I went on birth control when I was 14 but it wasn't for sex it was because I had like acne and it was like helping with like my hormones and shit like that but we never talked about sex and honestly I don't know if like that conversation is necessarily like necessary I mean we have chat GBT now we We have Google. We have all those things. I would have imagined that conversation to be very
Starting point is 00:30:11 awkward. I mean having my mom find vibrators and whatnot kind of awkward you know but what does she expect? I mean these are I feel like that's probably relatable thing. I can't be the only girl where your mom's found a fucking vibrator or a fucking massive dildo hanging around the room. You know? It happens sometimes. But my mom also found this one time, I talked about the bondage kit or the bondage era I was in, she found the wrapping of this bondage casing where it's like this naked woman with like a ball gag in her mouth and she's tied on all fours.
Starting point is 00:30:53 This was the casing to the bondage equipment that my ex-boyfriend brought me. And she found it, cause it was on the floor of my bedroom. And she goes, what the fuck are you getting into? And it was like bondage for beginners. She goes, think fuck, it's for beginners. I can't even imagine what the advanced version
Starting point is 00:31:14 of this would be. I was like, listen, mom, I'm just exploring my sexuality and seeing what I like. God forbid a woman has a hobby. God forbid, God forbid a woman has a hobby. God forbid. God forbid. But like whatever. I know, like my mom listens to this podcast.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I don't think anything shocks her at this point. So like mom, if you're listening, I love you and I'm sorry. I don't know what went wrong. I don't, here we are. I don't, here we are. You get what you get. Number 12. I don't know, here we are. Here we are. You get what you get. Number 12.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Get real about your feelings. Maybe spicing up your sex life means getting in tune with how you really feel about the act overall. This is something I would not do, by the way. I'm not getting real about fucking shit. If you're having painful feelings during sex or anxiety around doing it, it might be helpful just to speak with a professional This just seems like a very intense Conversation like I don't need to be having intense conversations surrounding sex, but like maybe that's what you need
Starting point is 00:32:16 It's I'm just saying I wouldn't do this The only real conversations I've had about sex is when I'm not having it with my partner That was a big issue in my last relationship The only real conversations I've had about sex is when I'm not having it with my partner. That was a big issue in my last relationship. He like wouldn't fuck me. I've talked about this before. We weren't having sex and that was the conversation I was having with him. I was like, we will break up if we don't have sex.
Starting point is 00:32:37 It's very important to me. It didn't seem like super important to him. And I feel like if those things don't align in a relationship he's not the right person for you. This was one of the reasons why me and my ex broke up because he just like wasn't into sex. Number 13 having makeup sex. Oh my god this is my favorite thing. This was my favorite thing to do. I would literally pick fights just to have makeup sex. I would love that was like my hobby. It was like picking a fight and then just the makeup sex. I would love that was like my hobby. It was like picking a fight
Starting point is 00:33:05 and then just the makeup sex would come right after making sure we pick a fight in a bedroom or a place we could have sex. It was like always like little like minuscule things like I was just like looking for a fight and then we'd have the best mate. It was like probably the only time we me and my ex would have sex is when we, like it would be makeup sex. I think this is toxic. I don't think this is a, you know, if you're looking to like cure, like revitalize a relationship, I don't think picking the toxic route
Starting point is 00:33:36 is probably the smartest option. Is this hot? Yes. Would I suggest doing it? Yes, but I wouldn't lean on it to like cure a relationship, you know? If that makes any sense. Alright, number 14, give upside down oral a try. Is this 69? Upside down oral? Fucking, would I try this? What do you mean upside? Like, am I doing fucking
Starting point is 00:34:00 handstands? I feel like right side up oral is hard enough like I don't need to be doing a fucking walking handstand to suck a man off it's again you're doing the most complex I don't like 69 I do like sitting on a guy's face because of the power dynamic but I do not like 69 I think 69 is stupid I think 69 is something you try when you're like in high school or college and you're like This is a good is 69 like no, like I don't think it's necessary at all when a guy is going down on me I need a focus. I need to lock in I don't need a fucking hard dick down my throat that I have to focus on not biting while I'm getting head like that's just
Starting point is 00:34:40 Again doing the most there's too much going on I'm not doing as good of a job if I'm distracted by someone going down on me like I can't put in my a-plus effort to a below job if there's other things going on and like I can't run the risk of like him being like oh she gave bad head well you were going down on me sir I was distracted by other things like I can't run that risk. So I do not like 69, I would not give upside down oral a try, but like you know, to each their own babe. Number 15, take control.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Yeah, I feel like I take control, it depends on the guy. Also depends like if they're a lot older than me or not, because usually an older guy, I probably would like let them you know drive the ship it really depends on the guy but like yeah this is get in front yeah get in the front seat of your sex I also don't want like a guy to be a fucking bitch and a submissive but like I like to mix mix and match like letting a guy like take control and then like me being the one that's in control I think that's hot too I think guys think that's hot so I mean
Starting point is 00:35:45 yeah what do you think this person says start with a simple script touch me here do this slower do this do that shut the fuck up like those things can be fun to say that just seems like basic communication to me though but like if you're telling a guy like to like touch you there, like go down on you, like yeah, you should be doing that regardless. Like I don't think that's even taking control. I think that's just like speaking your mind. Number 16, incorporate yoga into your pre-romp routine.
Starting point is 00:36:17 What the fuck? No. She says, try having both you and your partner do some pre-sex yoga as it can totally help you get in the right mindset Babe, no, this is doing the absolute fucking most. I'm drinking a martini before my pre-sex routine Is drinking a fucking dirty martini and getting to the fucking act I don't need to be doing downward dog when I could be doing doggy Okay, number 17 go go public. Having sex in public is a fantasy for many people. You know, have I had sex in public? Yes. I've
Starting point is 00:36:53 had sex probably too much in public. There is something exciting about like getting caught. That's like one of the kinks I have. I like love the element of maybe getting caught. Once I had sex on the side of a highway, in the bed of a truck, like on the way to the Cape. I don't know why I did that. That was like when I was really young and like wanted like just to have sex everywhere.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Like it was like I discovered it and I was like addicted to it. Not with like many people. I was just like wanted it all the time with like my high school boyfriend. And we had sex in the bed of a fucking truck with like many people, I just wanted it all the time with my high school boyfriend. We had sex in the bed of a fucking truck with like cars going by. Like anyone could have seen us. I don't, I thought it was so hot though. Once we were having sex in a parking lot and the cops, like the classic, the cops came by with the flashlight, knocking on the
Starting point is 00:37:41 window like, you crazy kids, get back, curfew, like it was one of those things. I've had sex in many single-stall bathrooms in New York City and restaurants. I've had sex in multi-stall bathrooms actually, um at clubs. I mean it's all fun, sometimes the moment just strikes, but yeah the element of getting caught I think can be really hot,. Sometimes the moment just strikes. But yeah, the element of getting caught I think can be really hot but like don't get arrested like I wouldn't have it behind a fucking bush in Central Park like that's fucking insane. I'm not suggesting do that. Don't get arrested. All right number 18 take it to the back seat Yes, the second time I ever had sex in the back of a fucking deep Wrangler but like having car sex is something like you do in high school.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I don't have a car now. I live in New York City. There's no car sex for me. I'm not having sex in the back of an Uber. I think in the backseat could be hot, but a makeout sesh in an Uber is fine. But you know, car sex can be hard. There's not a lot of room unless you're like going over like the center console it can be fun but like not something like I
Starting point is 00:38:50 need to be doing I don't like dream about car sex all the time number 19 try different penetration techniques interesting Oh pegging pegging this is something I've wanted to do for so long I would love to peg the fuck out of a guy. I don't know why. I would never go as far to buy a strap-on. That would feel so insane to me. But I really want to. But it would have to be the right guy and he couldn't tell anyone I would make him sign
Starting point is 00:39:20 an NDA. But whatever. I just think it would be fun. It would be such a power trip. Like I would love to just like have that power and know what it feels like to like have like, you know, like when a guy is like railing me from behind, that must feel like such a power trip.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Like you're on top of the fucking world. Like you have so much power and control in that situation. So I would love to feel that too once. I would do that. It's the one thing I think I've never done that I want to try but you know one day. Number 20, do anal play. You know I'm a big advocate for anal. I love anal. Anal is great. Everyone should try anal. It's not for everyone. I will say butt plugs is the best orgasm of my life is when I have a butt plug in it feels like an explosion
Starting point is 00:40:06 every nerve ending is exposed in your body it feels like a rush that's trapped by the butt plug it is the best orgasm I 100% everyone needs a butt plug slide that thing in and rip it like it's it's perfect it doesn't hurt it sounds like if no one's trying at all like it sounds like it hurts it doesn't hurt at all it's amazing use the right lube spit doesn't always work it sounds like intimidating but it's amazing and make sure you get like the butt plug with a vibrator combo chef's kiss chef's kiss okay that was the last one. I love how we ended it on anal. Honestly, most of these are amazing and it made me like
Starting point is 00:40:50 want a man really quickly, but there's some of these that are just doing the most. I think keep it simple, keep it kinky, and have fun with it. But, yeah, that was fun. Alright, let's, for the last segment guys, let's go over some of your confessions,
Starting point is 00:41:05 you crazy little fucking freaks. I love all of you, and this is one of my favorite segments, is hearing the crazy shit you guys do. So I'm gonna read through some of these. And by the way, please just keep DMing me, crazy shit. I promise I see everything. I screenshot them, I send them to my producers. We see everything, so just keep sending these in
Starting point is 00:41:26 It is such a fun way for me to connect with you guys it's like it makes me feel sane about being insane if that makes any sense and It's girlhood at its peak. I mean I love it So let's go over these. I'm gonna read through some Okay, this girl goes I fucked boss, and I got us both fired Honestly if I worked a corporate job. I would find a way to fuck my boss. I would fucking do it I think that's the hottest thing ever a little secretary and boss moment Like have him come out drop some papers at his desk and then suck them sideways. That's what I would want to be doing. I've watched porn like that and I'm obsessed. I love porn
Starting point is 00:42:08 that has a plot, you know? It's like watching Netflix, like watching an episode of a TV show. Like I like having a plot, a climax, no pun intended, and like an end finale. But okay, that was just a side note. You got him fired. I mean, I wanna know more context. Like, how did people find out? How long was the relationship? I don't know how these corporate rules work. Like, why can't you fuck your boss?
Starting point is 00:42:37 Is that like a rule in most companies? I guess he's kind of paying you, right? That could be conflict of interest. But I would do it. I think that's kind of odd. But I do apologize that you, right? That could be conflict of interest. But I would do it. I think that's kinda odd. But I do apologize. I mean, I feel bad that you guys got fired. I mean, that fucking sucks.
Starting point is 00:42:52 But feels like you kinda knew what you were getting into when you were doing that. This girl goes, I'm hooking up with a guy seven years younger than me. He's 23. Having mixed feelings help. I would have mixed feelings too babe. I mean this is something personally I would never do unless I was in my 40s you know if I'm
Starting point is 00:43:11 single in my 40s I'm gonna be like a cougar I've already decided that. I think that's fun I mean I would keep it light I wouldn't catch feelings I think that's like you know to each their own I'm not into younger guys. I don't think younger guys are really into me either. I mean, I don't really know. I haven't really hooked up with anyone that's like less than my age. I've said this before, I wouldn't hook up with anyone.
Starting point is 00:43:34 I would hook up with someone that's maybe 24 or 25. I'm 27 years old, but I feel like anything younger than that, what do we talk about? But I guess like, if you're just fucking, like you don't have to talk really much anyways, I would just probably advise you to like keep keep the conversation short so you don't catch feelings. But like if you're having fun and he's good fuck then like yeah, have fun with it. I mean power to you. beautiful girl goes I fully masturbated at work I work in a neuro unit at the hospital
Starting point is 00:44:09 But this just reminds me of like Grey's Anatomy like, you know, they have like those like on-call rooms, right? Like I feel like they have beds and I'm like, maybe just like, you know, I feel like that's not so insane But maybe I'm insane for like thinking that's okay I think the craziest place that I've masturbated is like been in like a public bathroom in Aruba. That's insane. I don't know what came over me. It was probably the mojitos. I don't know, but like I feel like there's crazier places.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Um, sometimes the moment just strikes. You got to, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I hope no one was like dying on the table while you needed to like get this out of your system Because you were in a house. I hope there was no code reds going on while this was happening But I don't think that's like craziest thing ever. I feel like you're you're in the clear with this one I wouldn't make it a habit, you know, I wouldn't just like start masturbating in the hospital I feel like that's insane. But you know, one or two times a moment strikes and she happens.
Starting point is 00:45:10 That's okay. This girl goes, let's do one more. She goes, my ex hooked up with Bonnie Blue. You know, girl, sometimes the trash takes itself out. I feel like that would be the thing that would just make me never want to speak to my ex again. That would piss me off so much. Bonnie Blue.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Girl, you're putting in the extra hours. I see her on my free page recently all the time. And she'll be like, hello. I can barely see my eyes are pregnant because all these schoolies knotted in my face from the night before or she'll be like Sunday's a holy day so I'm gonna make my holes available for everyone I'm like babe put your phone down take a fucking nap Bonnie if you're seeing this I know you follow that extra dirty account babe just take a couple days off you know no one's
Starting point is 00:46:10 gonna get mad at you get some rest go to like get your eyes checked that's a lot of semen in the eye is poisonous I've gotten nutted in the face before my eyes were fucking swollen too, babe. But, you know, to each their own, girl, whoever girl, like, hooked up with, like, your ex hooked up with Bonnie, I'm sorry Bonnie, but like, that is like not a flex. I feel like this is just a sign for you
Starting point is 00:46:38 that you should just, you know, onward and upward and keep on pushing and move on. We're gonna leave him in the rear, like, he can have Bonnie. I saw her on spring break, break like all these videos of her on spring break and she's just like looking everyone's necks I'm like this girl this girl's in heat I respect her hustle she clearly has work ethic but it is something like I've never seen before it's like rage bait but she makes me
Starting point is 00:47:03 look really pure and good so I like Bonnie for that but anyways yes these were fun guys I love getting you guys's confession so if you could just continue to be telling me the craziest shit that's going on in your life I love reading those but like always make sure you like subscribe leave comments five stars all the good things you can watch This episode on YouTube and listen on every other platform as always. I love you guys so much And I'll see you next week. Bye

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