Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Sibling dynamics, my comment section & keeping secrets from him

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

It's a solo yap session pookies! 🤸‍♂️ Hallie hits the Extra Dirty bar to chat about her fall plans, the public scrutiny she has been receiving on the internet, and defends herself against the out-of-hand troll robots. Hallie then moves on to questions about her sibling dynamics, Nantucket weekends, and not fitting in in LA. Hallie goes over recent pop culture headlines: Kendall and Jacob, Katseye, Nicolandria, and more celebrity couple rumors... FINALLY, Hallie reads YOUR listener submissions of the secrets you're keeping from your partner (entirely anonymous, of course...) Enjoy! 💋 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

If your parents had to be stranded on a desert island with one of their kids, who do you think they'd choose? Sam. They would get annoyed with me and Chad very quickly. We would just be useless on a stranded island. We and Chad be like, where's the vape? Where's the bar? Can we get a table somewhere? We would dive pretty quickly, I think.

Let's get Extra Dirty. And welcome back to Extra Dirty. It is me today. I am just going to do a solo. I've just been having so much fun doing these. And I feel like there is so much to catch up on as we are at the end of summer now. I can't believe I am already saying that. And fall's approaching.

And the thing is with New York fall, especially in this space, as an influencer, content creator, anyone that really goes out. Everyone's back from Europe. Everyone's back from out east. Nantucket, the Hamptons, et cetera. And it feels like that first week, like what's it called, like a pre-syllabus week? that's what it feels like back in New York City. You have like a freshman class of influencers. You have, you know, the juniors are now senior.

Like everything gets like, it's whack. But it's like literally the most fun week, the most parties. Everyone's in town. And it's fashion week in the U.S. Open. And for this year, usually I do fashion week. But honestly, last year I did not enjoy it. I did not like it at all. I found it to be like, why am I paying so much for PR

when I'm not getting into the shows I want to get into? This year I was like, I'm not going to take on a publicist and I'm just going to go to the parties and try to go to as much as I can and just have fun with it. It should be like a fun week. It should be a week where you get to see all the people that you haven't seen all summer.

Everyone's been traveling and, you know, doing God knows what. So I will definitely be attending the parties. And the U.S. Open also brings out a lot of fun stuff too. recently I addressed the public scrutiny. I've been getting on the internet. And I know people are going to be like, why you keep bringing in this up, blah, blah, blah. But like if I address it on TikTok, I only feel it's right to address it on my podcast as well because I just still can't wrap my mind around what's going on on the internet right now. It's just become way out of control. As the internet goes, I feel like people have gotten so comfortable hiding behind

her screens and feeling like they get a pass to just bully people behind burner accounts. I do not know how, you know, community guidelines accepts a lot of these comments because it's just straight up bullying. There's videos that I put up that get taken down because someone has their, you know, like some guy I'm with has like their shirt off and they're in their bathing suit. That'll get taken down for like nudity or whatever when they're in like a legit bathing suit. but, you know, someone calling someone a meth crackhead or stuff. I've been called every fucking name in the, like, under the sun.

You could not come up with an original insult for me if you tried to at this point. I have quite literally seen everything. And I don't know what it is. I dressed this last summer. And I don't know if it's because it's summer and people see me with shorts on and I'm showing more skin. I'm usually in baggy clothes, mainly to avoid this kind of. a conversation, but I don't know what it is. Recently, I've just been getting my torn shreds on the internet. It started with the Botox thing. You're bald. And then it's you're

drinking too much. And then it's you look like a Coke head, meth crack head, because I'm too thin. I don't know how many times I have to address that I have an eating problem. I've said this many times now. I don't know if people want me to put it in my bio. I don't know what people, like I don't owe anyone anything. I think I'm more transparent than most influencers or people on the internet that do have issues that never address it. I've addressed it. I've said many times that I'm dealing with it and it just annoys me at this point because people now think that, okay, I know what hurts her feelings. I know her weaknesses. I know what gets under her skin. Okay, fine. Yes, it's under my skin. You win. Like what else do you want for me?

Sending me death threats about my weight is not okay. have we lost all moral foundation here it's just insane to me and it doesn't even bother me because the things people are saying it's not even not because i know these people are miserable trolls that arguably are more mentally ill than i am myself it's just like people will hide behind the thing of being like i'm saying this out of concern for you i'm like calling you i'm like calling you me names and sending me death threats is not coming out of concern that is sinister in evil and there's no way to look at it as in like you're trying to be helpful also i don't fucking know you i don't need your help and like who who the fuck are you to say shit to me about this i've been

dealing with the shit since i've been 12 years old and i promise you if i were to gain weight like everyone's so desperately asking me to do if i were to put on five pounds or if i were to put on five pounds or a noticeable amount of weight, I would get ripped for that too. And I think that, to me, is a lot scarier than being called too thin right now. Because saying that to me, honestly, my mentally fucked up mind is saying thank you. It's a fucked up thing. But like, I don't know how many times I need to keep updating you guys. Like, it's just, I'm getting tired of it.

It's annoying. It's really just annoying. And, you know, unless you've dealt with it, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about so just like don't talk about it and i can't even it's like i'm trying to reason with fucking warped trolls right now so it's like not even worth wasting my breath like i'm doing right now but i'm just like trying to get my point across that like it's really fucking sad and pathetic the world we're living right now it's just like not okay to comment on people's bodies but i know i have young listeners so i feel like i have to keep reminding them that like looking like this is not a good

thing. It's not something you should like strive for. So I keep repeating that fact and that's important to note. But these trolls, man, they're just like they're getting out of hand. It's really, really, really fucking scary world we live in. But anyways, I just wanted to say that really quickly. Even if it wasn't articulate, I feel like I sound a little bit defensive. But like I am defensive. I'm getting angry now and, you know, but like I'm fighting with robots and like subhumans on the internet. Like that's not where I want to be. but someone's got to take a beating. I mean, everyone's been taking a beating, though.

It's like not just me. I, every comment section I've been living in is evil in full of hate. And it's just like fucking, it feels like girls hate other girls right now. The girl on girl shit needs to stop. And I'm seeing it within friend groups too. I'll see a girl that is friends with a girl, but they kind of have a weird beef. and they'll throw that girl under the bus if their views are low

or just like stir up online drama. Like if your views are low and the only thing you can think of to do is to throw someone else under the bus or be passive aggressive as fuck in your own posts, that is the lowest form of content I've ever seen. It just, it's a new level of pathetic. You can't think of anything else creative

to entertain your audience. than to be a passive-aggressive-agrassive-cunt on the internet, like, do better. And I'm going to tie a bow on that. I'm not going to speak about this topic until probably August of next year, which seems to be the annual year where I talk about hate on the internet

and about my eating disorder. So, you know, I'll see you next August when it comes to the subject. But, like, hopefully not. I just signed up with a concierge doctor just because I'm, like, honestly, really scared to go to the doctor. Because, like, yeah, I'm, like, super unhealthy.

and I'm kind of scared they're going to tell me something scary. So I'm kind of living in an era of like ignorance is bliss, which is a place I should not be in because I'm at the age where like the things I do to my body are going to start to affect, you know, my long-term health and, you know, longevity, which is like a scary, scary, scary thought to me. So I feel like this year one of my goals is to at least like take it a bit more seriously the shit I could get away with when I was 17.

You know, how I treat my body. I can't do that now as I'm approaching 30. So we got to get our shit together. And I'll be the first one to say it, guys. But I'm not going to stop drinking. And I need everyone to get that through their skulls. I come from a drinking family. And look at all this shit I have to deal with on the internet.

You think I'm going to stop drinking now? Be so fucking for real. I should amp it up, if anything else. Okay, updates. I just spent the weekend out on Nantucket with my family and friends, it was one of those weekends where we got absolutely blasted. It's like every other weekend on Nantucket. And let me just say, like, this summer on Nantucket has been, we've had a generational tear.

It's been one of the most fun summers with my family when we are on Nantucket. And I've always said this in Antucket is where I spend my family time. It's where I feel like I'm a jester in its true form. I get to spend time with my family. And when you drink with your parents, it's an emotional write-off. I've said that all the time. But also now that Chad and Sam, they're really in the mix. My sister, she's happily engaged, you know, planning her wedding.

Like, everyone seems to be in a really good spot right now. And we just have been having the most fun on Nantucket. I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen on social media. We've really just been like going balls to the wall. And that's not going to stop anytime soon. And like, I feel like Nantucket's kind of. hated us this summer not us specifically like i don't want to get looped into the whole like influencers on antargett conversation my grandparents have been going there my parents got married there

my sister's getting married there we bought a house there in 2008 but we've been summering there since i came out of the fucking womb like we are locals there and i don't want anyone to argue with me on that just because we don't live there during the winter doesn't mean that we we own a house there like other people do so i don't want to fucking hear it the no influencer conversation a bit over this way too many times, unless it's the last time we'll touch up on it. But it just feels like Nantucket's been kind of against the whole influencer movement, which I'm like, I'm not an influencer. I'm an entertainer. And I get people not wanting to have brand trips there on Nantucket. And I'm with that. I align with that. But like, I'm not going to

stop going to crew and getting fucked up with my family. We've been doing that for ages now. So That's not stopping anytime soon. Trust. Let's get into questions about the family. Because I love talking about them. I don't know if anyone saw the cameo. Cameo made it. The dichotomy between my brothers is like nothing I've seen ever.

Like you have Sammy. It's like an angel and devil on your shoulders. You have Sammy, who's golden boy, who's learned from all of our fucking mistakes that me, Chad, Bryn have made in our lives. He's the good boy, wants to find a solid relationship. A wife is a loyal human being, kind, hardworking, good work ethic. Like follows all the rules, mama's boy, et cetera.

Then you have Chad. Also a mama's boy, but we're more aligned in the fact where we're like way unfiltered, chaotic, frequently takes it way too far and doesn't give a fuck if he's polarizing on the internet. which honestly makes him perfect reality TV. And like he needs his own stint on reality TV. I think he will at some point, but like he is made for the camera. So Cameo just recently put this thing together where it's like Chad and Sam. It's just like the perfect thing ever.

It reminded me of the times on Nantucket where like Chad would bring her girl back and we'd like bring them into the basement. And Chad would hook up with this girl in this mushroom. We have this like room in the basement where like everyone used to like hook up with people in. It literally was like a smush room in Jersey Shore. But then Chad would like run away in the morning and hide up in his own room and have Sammy go down and like Sammy would like have to like break the news that Chad's probably not going to like call her again. And like Sammy would drive this girl home, get her a gatorade, get her a coffee and just like, you know, be like I'm sorry. Like Chad's busy right now. Chad's not feeling too well and just kind of like be like the nice guy that like handles everything.

Like that's a perfect representation of like Chad and Sammy. But Chad's also like wants to find a wife too. I just don't think he's going about it in the right way, nor is he in the right, you know, mindset right now to be in a serious relationship. I think Sammy could do those serious relationship though. I think Chad should go on Love Island. I think that would be the most entertaining thing ever. Like, Chad on Love Island would crush because he forgets cameras are up, which is a dangerous thing, but it's a great thing for TV.

Questions about the family. Do you think Sammy gets treated like the youngest still? Yes. Yes and no. Sammy feels like a younger sibling, but like an older sibling at the same time. He's extremely diplomatic and responsible. And, you know, he sometimes like big brothers me when I'm like his older sister. He big brother is me and Chad sometimes.

But me and Chad, to be fair, make a lot of idiotic decisions. And we act with impulse and we sometimes lack the idea of consequences to our actions. Whereas Sammy always thinks everything through. Sammy a lot of times is like that would be, that will be a bad idea. He's very well-rounded in that aspect. But does he get treated like the youngest sibling? Yes. He's always gotten treated like the youngest sibling.

sibling. He had a lot of, I don't know, a lot of perks that I don't remember. I don't know. Like, it was always just like, oh, well, he's the baby. Like, and if he's the baby, like, he's going to get treated like a little differently. But it's, it's changing a bit now just because he's like a full-blown adult. But yeah, there's at times where like, yes, he definitely gets treated like the baby. He gets what he wants. And like, we all get what we want. So there's an argument to be had there. But in my eyes, he gets true like the youngest 100% still. And will Bryn ever do social media? No.

Bryn likes her privacy, and I respect that. And everyone's like, oh, like, why don't you put your sister on social media? It's out of respect. I'm being respectful. She doesn't want to be camera forward. I'm not going to force her ever to be camera forward just to, like, for my agenda. She has spoken about wanting to come on my show. And when she's comfortable in doing so, I would love for her to come on the show.

I think she would add great content. She has a perspective as an older sister of all of us that I think would be really interesting to people. She's a very calm and quiet and she's very shy and introverted. She has a little puppy and she has a fiancé. She lives a very different life than me. But, you know, as I've grown older, I've learned to appreciate her differences as she's learned to appreciate mine. We used to butt heads all the time. We're only 15 months apart.

We used to steal each other's clothing and get into like big fights and not talk for once on end. But now we're like in a very solid space. But like no, I don't think she'll ever do social media. She's told me a bunch of times that she really likes her private life. And, you know, this shit's not for everyone. Once you put everything out there, it puts you in a vulnerable position for people to comment on that and comment how you live life. and I think that she's in a phase in her life right now where she doesn't want random people's commentary,

which I totally get. Because people are fucking brutal, honestly. Chad has been popping off on social. Does he come to you for advice? Some contract advice, not that I fucking know how to read a contract, I should at this point. But no, Chad does his own thing and he beats to his own drum.

There's some things that comes out of Chad's mouth that honestly I couldn't fathom saying on the internet. net. And it made me realize how much more men get away with than women. Like, recently there was a clip being like, I love Coke and strippers. That's what Chad said. If I said, and he still gets all the brand deals. If I said that, I would get flagged for being, um, breaking a lot of like morality clauses. Like, you just can't say that as women. Men can, like, push it a little bit farther. Like, look at Dave Portnoy. Like, he can say literally whatever the fuck he wants. And he gets, no pushback for it. Chad's reached a point in what he says where he's almost uncancellable.

It's very different for men. But no, Chad's crushing it. He doesn't need my advice. Honestly, I kind of love how much of a free spirit he is and he just says whatever the fuck. It's so entertaining. He says whatever is on his fucking mind. It's a beautiful thing, honestly. I'm taking pages out of his book at this point. How are your parents? What do they think of three of their children working in social media. My parents are extremely proud of us right now. They're proud of all of us in different ways. We're all on really good spots.

We all seem very happy. And it's fun that we get to do stuff together in our adult lives and working. We're making money and we're doing it together. There's something about that that feels like very exciting. And I feel like it's just beginning of a chapter that, you know, I feel like we're going to do so much more together in the future. And that feeling that it's like just the start of us doing big things together is like an exciting feeling. It feels like, you know, a fresh start to like a beginning of a really exciting chapter.

So they're really pumped for us and, you know, there's a lot more to come in that area, I think. Would your siblings ever move to L.A.? How would your parents react to that? No, we don't like L.A. I just don't like L.A. I mean, unless I'm like staying with Matt and Alex and their beautiful fucking estate. I don't really like LA.

I like some hotels there, but going out scene, I do not like it. It just seems very slow and the people there, I don't know if I jive with, I don't know if they jive with me to be frank, but it's just not my thing. I don't think it's my brother's thing too. We're very East Coast people, and I also, like,

need to be at least three hours from my parents, like on a train. Like, I can't be too far, from them. Also, Nantucket would be a lot farther away, and I can't have that either. We're East Coast people. Like, we have East Coast personalities.

That's like, I just don't think we'd fit in in LA. That's it. Has Chad ever pinned a mistake on Sammy? 100%. But I'm trying to think what? It's hard for Chad to pin a mistake on Sammy because most of the mistakes Chad has made, Sammy would never go there.

If there was a destroyed carpet in the basement, cans everywhere, paraphernalia everywhere, if Chad was like, that was Sammy, they'd be like, ha-ha, good one. Like, Sammy would never do something like that. So it'd be really hard to pin something on Sammy. I'm sure he's tried. I can't think of anything specific. I'm sure Chad's pinned things on me, like in that exact scenario, actually, where it was like, oh, my God, who threw that post game?

Chad will be like, it was Hallie. I'll be like it was the both of us. Like those are your guy friends too. It's tough because me and Chad share a lot of friends at this point. But we don't really get in trouble with my parents that much anymore. We used to do all the fucking time. We used to throw bangers. And I don't even know how we got away with it.

We used to do ragers in our small neighborhood in Yantucket. I don't know how we didn't get in more trouble. We used to blast music. Oh, what a time to be alive. Are there family secrets? that you can share. You know what's funny about my family is I don't think there's any secrets

that I haven't already shared or they haven't shared on here. I mean, we've all gotten in trouble at school. We've all, me and Chad have almost got expelled for violence. I don't know, that was a crazy one back in the day. Just, yeah, but we've, me and Chad have both in trouble with the police. It's mainly me and Chad making mistakes,

but we don't have any hidden secrets. Everything's Googleable, honestly. I'm trying to think of, like, family secrets. Like, we don't really have any skeletons in our closet, which is what kind of makes us, I think, polarizing is because we kind of air out our dirty laundry everywhere. You know? So, no, I don't think we have any secrets that I can think of.

Because I would tell you at this point, what makes you different and what makes you the same to each sibling? So I'm different from Bryn in a lot of ways. We're kind of polar opposites. Very extroverted. Love to go out, party, you know, hook up with people, do all the things where she's always been very relationship-oriented, introverted. She was sober for a few years by choice.

Just very wholesome and vibes. Very kind to others. Goes out of her way to like, you know, she's just a fucking really, really good person. Not to say I'm not, but she is so, so, so kind. We're similar in the way. I think we're both really funny. I think Bryn is one of the funniest people I know, but she doesn't show it. She doesn't show it because she doesn't have social media. But like within our family, she used to have the funniest bits ever and she used to make us crack up. I think we're both very quick-witted, which I kind of goes hand in hand with funny, but she's very bright.

I think I'm pretty bright as well. Despite what people may think, I think I'm pretty bright. But What else? Demi and Brin have been common. I think we're both very kind. Like when we meet people, like we're pretty very warm and kind. That's like a misconception about me. People like assume I'm going to be a cold-hearted cunt. I'm actually pretty very warm and welcoming if your vibes are in check.

If your vibes are off, I like put a wall up immediately. I'm like, and she can be the same way. We like analyze people's vibes before we like the vibe with them, if that makes any sense. Chad, me and Chad probably the most in common. We're jesters. We drink way too much. We get in trouble all the time. We put our foot in our mouth.

We love to party. We are very free-spirited. We love attention. We love to entertain. We like to be the funniest person in the room. Like I could get the list goes on and on and on. Where me and Chad differ is I kind of, I feel like I know. where to draw the line, whereas I feel like sometimes Chad doesn't know where to draw the line.

I think he just goes a little too far. I think that's our biggest difference is I know when to stop. He doesn't know when to stop sometimes, love him to death, but that's something he definitely should work on. But he's so fucking funny. Like he's the most entertaining person I know. And then Sammy. Me and Sammy are a lot alike, but we also have a lot that we differ on. me and Sammy are like we look alike. We both are pretty determined people. We are both very, you know, kind, very polite people. We're big on respect.

I think we respect our parents a lot in their opinions. Sammy really respects the way my parents view whatever he does and I feel the same way about my parents. We're different in a lot of ways. Sammy's a hard ass. not in a bad way, but in a very type A way. I'm not type A. I'm not type B. I don't think I'm even a type on the alphabet.

I'm just like not like that. He's very Capricorn and he is a solid human being. He's a lot healthier than I am. I'm not the healthiest person. He's trying to teach me. But he's a sweetheart. I think he's a lot nicer than me. I'm a nice person.

I'm a kind person, but he's a lot nicer than me. Yeah, so I think it's 50-50 with Samwell. but love them all to death. If your parents had to be stranded on a desert island with one of their kids, who do you think they'd choose, Sam, without even breathing in between? They would choose Sam in a heartbeat for many reasons.

One, they would get annoyed with me and Chad very quickly because if we were stranded on an island, we would do it the Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow way, where we would be looking for the hidden pirate booty in the sand rather than looking for materials to make fire so we could cook food and find water or whatever. We would just be fucking useless on a stranded island. We and Chad be like, where's the vape?

Where's the bar? Can we get a table somewhere? Like we would get, you know, we would dive pretty quickly, I think. With Sammy, he's strong in barbaric. Not barbaric. Like he's a big, I feel like he could get one with the mountains and, you know, get the sticks and rub them together and figure it out how to, like, you know, build a fire and, like, spearfish and, you know, keep people alive.

Me and Chad would be, like, making TikToks trying to find Wi-Fi on the stranded island. I could see us now while my parents are, like, panicking, trying to, like, figure out how they're going to, like, feed themselves that night. I could see, like, Chad being, like, what sounds we use? Like, this is steak. Like the views are so sick on the stranded island like walking around like this for Wi-Fi and shit like that's how I picture me and chat on the stranded island and then Brandon would just like I think get too stressed out and like not know what to do so I don't think she would be helpful either is your dad still getting recognized everywhere yes my whole family at this point especially on Nantucket is just nonstop and my and my dad is like loving it my dad is like loving it my dad eats it up. But like, it's everywhere. Like, I'll get DMs everywhere, pictures of my, my dad loves when people come up to him and asking for selfies, like, and he like loves talking

them and asking them questions. He's recently discovered how to like leave comments on TikToks. And I recently saw this video of this guy imitating our family of like a parody of us at crew. And my dad commented and was like, oh my God, this is fucking awesome. You got us to a tea. like I love this we're actually getting dinner at crude tonight at 630 if you want to swing by for a drink this is on a public post so he's basically telling the whole internet or everyone that sees that comment where we're going out to dinner like he doesn't understand how it works yet I think it's funny but I need him to like stop commenting on shit I'll like comment about like a walk of shame or like I'll make a video about like walk of shaming with margot and he'll comment and be like oh my god

you guys are such dumb bitches. Like he thinks it's the funniest thing ever. But like we can't change him. He is what he is at this point. It's fucking hysterical. What is something 100% inherited from your dad and one from your mom? You know, my unfiltered, chaotic humor

needing to be an entertainer at all times and kind of being like, you know, cracking the jokes in the room. Kind of like inattention horror. I get my attention hornist, jokester, chaotic, unfiltered vibe for my dad, 100%. I am my father's daughter. Through, like, through and through, we have pretty much the exact personality. I think the only difference between me and my dad is that he's a little less self-aware.

Like, I can read the room. My dad doesn't give a fuck who's in the room. He'll never be reading a room. He just, like, is who he is. And, like, to the point where it can be, like, teetering on obnoxious sometimes. But like you can't, he's at an age where like you can't, what's that saying? You can't change the leopard spots. A leopard never changes his spots.

He is in his mid to late 60s. He is not fucking changing his spots and learning new things and how to act at this age. And I don't blame him. He doesn't give a fuck. And it's fucking getting funnier year by year. Okay, next, my mother, my sweet, sweet mother. You know, I don't get my personality for my mom. but my emotional intelligence, I do get for my mom.

Like me and my mom have a very strong bond because we can have great conversations and we're able to like peel the layers back and have really articulate conversations. Like heart to hearts. And I love that about my mom. So I think I get my depth from her. Like the ability to like get really deep.

I also have this shyness to me that not a lot of people see if you've worked with me or, you know, it's my fear of public speaking. And it's crazy because, like, there's a microphone in front of you right now. But, like, my mom knows that, like, I'm, those are the things that scare me. And that make me really anxious. So I would say, like, my anxious kind of slight shyness to me I get from my mother. Okay, let's do segment reacting to recent pop culture moments.

The first being Brooks Sandor Top was on a yacht in front of her dad. Okay. I just want to say this. Like, I personally would never go top. on a yacht and part of my dad. But like, Brooks Nader can do her for the fuck she wants. She's iconic. She's a diva.

And she definitely knows how to get those headlines. So I, like, kind of didn't even, like, bad an eye. I was just like, oh, Brooks is just doing her thing in Europe. She's great. I'm actually a fan of Brooke. She's cool people. But I was just, like, people were really freaking out about this. But I personally, I don't even want my dad knowing I have tits,

even though he, like, bought my first pair. But, you know, know, Brooks Nader is going to do whatever the fuck she wants. And I think people just need to like get on board with that. And then she, you know, did the whole meet a moment of like redoing that whole moment, but like fully clothed and like goosy or whatever. And I was like, this is exactly what I mean. Like she's iconic.

And it worked. So she knows how to get the people talking. And I respect that. Like she's perfect for this world because she knows exactly how to get. the people talking and I can promise you she's she knows exactly what she's doing so flowers to her kennel jenner dating jacob lordy they're perfect for each other and i hate to say that you know i'm i'm honestly shocked that this didn't happen sooner they look great together i wonder i do wonder what they talk about i could see them being like into artsy things like arts and crafts or like you know

sitting in fields and you know wearing bandana and having their film cameras out. But, you know, they look fucking aesthetically perfect together and their babies would be runway models. They would come out of her walking on the runway. Like, it would be the perfect genetic pool. Like, it would, they would win the genetic lottery. So, I mean, I wish them the best.

But, yeah, not much more to say on that topic. Katzai being down to four members, I didn't know they had five. I don't know. Is that bad? I don't know much about Katzai. I know who they are and I know they're fucking iconic.

But like if you told me like they had seven members, I'd be like, oh. Okay. I knew they were a girl band. I just didn't know how many. But I hope that fifth member is doing okay. And the next one being Nicolandria being spotted together at Jordan Woods

and Carl Anthony Towns wedding. Um, I kind of feel bad because I feel like, like they've been trying to like keep their you know whether that's a breakup friendship whatever I feel like they're just kind of stay trying to keep their pairing out of the public eye which I totally respect I feel like people ride for nicalandria like they're really invested in their relationship and even if they did part ways I feel like there's definitely still love there so who knows they could have been there as friends they seem like best friends

but like I am not I don't know the relationship I'm not part of it so and I think people need to like start having that mindset people are really fucking parisocial with them so I feel like that's what they're trying to like kind of lessen a little bit but yeah I mean they're cute but they're cute as friends too but I don't really have much to comment on that I feel like they're just trying to like be low key um Michael B Jordan Ray dating hot couple. Another pair that would have hot babies. Like, I don't get parisocial with couples. I don't get how people do that. Like, if she, if he wants to frolic at six flags or wherever the fuck he was with Ray on like the Tower of Terror or whatever, they were on like some roller coaster, let them be.

Like, let him, let him ride. Tate McCray getting back together to Kid Leroy. I mean, listen, Tate McCray and Kid Leroy getting back together. I feel like she's young he's young exes get back together sometimes i would love to see her have like a single era where she's just like keeping it chill spotted with a bunch different guys and just like having fun she's the hottest pop star right now like i don't understand how these guys keep fumbling her like she is the most talented person i've seen in a long time so i mean as long as she's happy but like I need her to like be with a guy that like treats her right. And I don't know if that's like a professional athlete.

So I'm kind of glad she's out of that situation. But going back with an ex, is it ever a good idea? I don't know. Does it happen? Is it a canon event? Yes. Let her do her thing. She's young.

She's going to make mistakes. She's going to rekindle flames. That's part of growing up. So hope she's happy though. Toby McGuire and Ice Spice getting to know each other. That is what's not my bingo card. I, another thing, I would love to be a fly on that wall. What are they talking about?

Toby McIguer kind of gives me like the hebie-jeebies. I know, I know a couple girls that he's canoodled with as well. And I'm always like, Spider-Man, like, what are we doing? Like, what's happening? Like, Ice Vice would be not one I would expect, though. Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper being spotted with wedding rings. I don't know. is another couple. I've heard some insider

things about, but like, I'm not here to like, I don't know. I don't know with them, to be honest. I hope they're happy. Maybe they got secretly married. Maybe they didn't. I don't know about him. Like, I don't know

what his deal is. Like, he's dated a lot of fucking hot supermodels. But, like, why doesn't he ever lock one down? I feel like if Gigi had got engaged, she would have like it would have been a thing, but like maybe not. I feel like she's kind of been low key lately. I don't know.

I just don't know if it's a real relationship. I just can't tell. But what the fuck do I know again? I'm just a fucking viewer. I don't know these people. Jacks Taylor dating the publicist that he shared with his ex-wife, Brittany. I think Jacks Taylor is the most diabolical, narcissistic human being that has blessed our TV screens, like, ever.

And I think this is way more fucked up of the publicist. This is someone that worked for her, knew the ins and outs of her business, of her relationship, all the headlines that went on about her divorce. This is, that was her trusted person that worked for her. And for her to go behind her back and start dating the enemy, I mean, he knows exactly what the fuck he's doing. And obviously he's going to do with the, like, no one's shocked by his behavior. this sinister evil ex-publicist, I hope she stubs every fucking toe on every corner that blesses her pathway. I mean, this is some fucked up shit.

Like, I'm trying to think if, like, I was going through a very public divorce with some guy that has fucking tormented me for 10 plus years. And I've dealt with a publicist who was one of my good friends. And for her to turn on me, one of my trusted people, to turn on me and date the enemy, I would, would get a fucking voodoo doll. I would, oh my God. Fuck that bitch. That's all I have to say. And I don't even know Britney.

I don't even like Britney, you know, Cartwright like that. Like, I'm not like a massive fan. I just think this is diabolical bullshit. Prince Harry and Mick and Markle moving back to the UK. I don't know. Safe travels? That's so pick me.

Just like stay in the UK. Like, oh my God. They probably thought people were like, no, come back. And like, no one did it. Now they're like, okay, fine, we'll come back, guys. I know you missed guys. He's kind of giving desperate. All right, let's do a quick segment from the listeners, from you guys, you beautiful, sexy souls.

The question I asked is, what's the secret you're hiding from your partner? Anonymous. Of course. I think he has acceptance issues with his sexuality. Yeah, you're going to find most men do, honestly. I was talking about this the other day with someone. I think every guy is like somewhere on the spectrum of gay. That's not a hot take anymore.

I think every guy's a little bye. Every guy wants to dip his towel, or at least his thought about it. I mean, I thought that with my ex. I don't think he had acceptance issues with his sexuality. But these fat guys think they have to be straight and be like, who, who?

I'm like, it's okay if you want to suck a little dick. Like, just go for it. Like, it's not that big of a deal. But don't make it my fucking problem and don't take it out on me. You know? Saying, good night. home safe when I'm really at the afters, I used to do this all the time. In Queen, sometimes we

have to protect our after's peace, you know? Like sometimes we just want to have an extra cocktail or seven and enjoy ourselves at the afters. There's no harm in that. But I think we do need to ask ourselves a bigger question. Why would our future husband care if we are having fun at the afters? That is a question you should ask yourself instead. Because if your man is not letting you just like fucking rip it and do whatever you want and trust you doing that, then we have a bigger thing to talk about. I always find my head turning to other guys, but I am in a loving relationship in my red flag. No, we could admire beautiful things without sucking them off, okay? You know, you don't have to feel guilty about that.

We could admire other people's beauty. Like, it's okay. As long as you're not, like, damming them after or, like, chasing them down the street and trying to get their number, I think that's totally perfectly normal. Would I let my man do that? Absolutely not. But this is one of the things that's for the girls, not for the boys. We get to look and don't touch, but they do not get to look.

They do not touch. They go blind in deaf and they can't hear or see any girls around them. I will be applying for love as blind Canada. And you're not telling your boyfriend that? Yeah. Well, I think this relationship it may be over to at least one person being you. I would just cut them loose and then give your time to like stretch and prepare your heart for

Love is Blind Canada. I was just watching Love is Blind. It is the craziest concept to me. I was watching Love is Blind UK. Really good, by the way. I could never. I'm too vain. I'm sorry.

I need to see what they fucking look like. I need to see what they look like. And then I have to marry them. Fuck now. And then they could like embarrass me in front of my whole family at the altar. saying, no, I don't, I can't do this. How fucking embarrassing is that? No, no, no, no.

I'd rather be single. But like, I hope you have a great experience, honey. But I'm her boyfriend or husband. I don't even want to know. That I low-key hate his hairstyle and he dead-ass takes a million years to get ready to do his hair. Honey, he's gay. What's happening? He's gay.

If he's taking that long to do his hair, he's gay. I think. But also, if you don't like his hair, be a good girlfriend and just tell him to fucking fix it. That's like part of having a girlfriend. It's like you helping them figure out their style and what looks best on them. You can build a boyfriend. I think you can customize them. Have you seen those TikToks where it's like, hey, so you can like customize your boyfriend?

I didn't know that was an option. And it's like a before and after. You started dating them and they look like a million times better. Do that with him. You're just only helping him at the end of the day. I got drunk and ate a pill I found under his bed expecting fun, but it was just 450 grams of well butrin. You thought it was like Molly and that you were going to have a full like 24 hour fuckfast? That's honestly some shit I would do, but I'm not going to lie to you.

I don't know what wellbutrin is. What is it? Ellen treats depression. Oh. Did you know he was depressed? Why is he hiding whilebutrin under his bed is the question I want to know. I have many questions on this. subject. A get-well soon? I don't know what to say this one. I had a threesome with his best friend and my

best friend in his cabin. He was in the other room. What? Oh, babe. That's full-blown cheating. I mean, that's hot. But like, why were you in a cabin? Were you camping? Um, yeah, I mean, this is probably something you should tell him, or you absolutely take to the grave and make everyone sign NDAs. I would make everyone sign NDAs in the situation. Please. Please. You know, I mean, this is probably, Please. Or just tell him and, you know, and the relationship was his best friend hot? I mean, this sounds not like some shit I would do or have done.

Not in a cabin, but like in a dorm. Yeah. I mean, that's definitely a secret. I'm not going to. Damn. Kudos. I am moving to New York City next week and still haven't brought it up to my partner. Well, he's going to find out, sweetie.

We need to tell him. Some of these, I'm like, I don't even know what to tell you. Like, it's so obvious that he needs to know. You need to sit him down and say, hey, the cleaners and the box, you know, they put it in the box, the movers. They're coming next week and I'm out of here, babe. See ya. I feel like this is the conversation you probably should have had months ago.

He might be blindsided. I'm not going to lie to you. This next one is, I really want to get pegged. You know, honestly, respect. I've always wanted to peg a guy. I think it would be fun. I want to feel the power of the thrust, if that makes any sense. I want to feel like what it feels like to be behind the guy

and just like fucking break their backs. We're doing a diet slash working out together, but I just got GLP 1 because I can't do this. You know, with the GLP's, it is a cheat code if you're trying to lose weight. You will lose the weight. It's inevitable. But like, are you guys on this fitness health journey together? Like, does it matter?

Or like just tell him you're taking the GLP and that you're cheating. Either way, you're getting healthier and losing weight. I don't see anything wrong with this. I don't honestly see anything wrong with keeping this a secret. It is your body and your choice. If you want to take the GLP instead of doing the fucking diet shit, that's your prerogative. He should have nothing to do with that conversation.

But he might feel bad like he's behind if he's trying to do it with the all-nattie route. And like it is a little bit of deception. but, you know, how much do you care? That's the question I would ask you. All right, last one. Slept with over 100 women before we met. She thinks it's under half that. I feel like this is a pretty normal thing.

I don't get when people discuss their body counts. Everything before you is before you and it doesn't count. When I meet you and I'm in love with you, I'm now aversion again. No one's ever touched my body. And I don't know where to learn that, you know? Like, ignorance is bliss. You don't want to know the shit I've done. They're probably all going to know the shit I've done because I have the show and I share with all of you lovely people.

But, you know, I don't think those are conversations that need to be had. As long as you're clean, you get tested and that you don't have anything contractable. It shouldn't matter your body count. I think that's a fucking JV question. But you did lie. But, you know what? I lie too about this question. If a guy asked me, one, at first I scoff the second,

I lie. No one's ever going to know my body count. It will never. It's not like super low, but it's also like not super high. I think people think it's a lot higher than it is. This is lovely guys. I love doing these with you and I love all of you. I'm going to be doing more solo. I see this after every solo just because I feel like solos for some reason are super therapeutic to me. I feel like I work through my own thoughts and I feel like it can actually talk to you guys and listen to what you guys have to say. I love the listener read questions and I love hearing what you guys are up to. So I hope everyone has a beautiful weekend and you know have fun, be safe. Don't get pregnant unless you're trying, you know, do all the things. But I love you guys

very much. As always, you can watch on YouTube and listen to me on every other platform. Love you all. Kisses. M-la-l-l-l-we. See you next week.