Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Sorority hazing, LA influencer life & funemployment with Lindsey Fishman

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

The newly funemployed and adorable Lindsey Fishman joins the Extra Dirty couch!! Hallie and Lindsey talk about Vegas (and finally myth bust if they pump Oxygyn into the casinos),  how 30 is the new 20, and how being 27 feels like the weirdest limbo. Lindsey announces that she is QUITTING her corporate job, shares her addiction to TikTok Live (and the chaos it's caused), AND she reveals her secret relationship for the first time! Hallie and Lindsay talk about the bisexual takeover, whether or not they're in their partygirl eras, and her evil sorority hazing. Love you cookies, enjoyyy!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I had two drinks over this weekend, and I woke up, hungover, dead. You would assume that I was in, like, rigor mortise stay. I couldn't move. No, that's just like, I swear we're aging. Not to bring that out of the A word, but I could slam a whole bottle of Malibu when I was 19 years old, or hypnotic, slam it to the face and wake up and conduct surgery. What are you, little freak? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid. right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York.

Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Lindsay Fishman, welcome to Extra Dirty. Do you know how many people brought you up to me in the past like three weeks? No. And I'm just like, I need to meet this girl in person. I can't wrap my head around it either because people started following me like a month. the go. Yeah. And there's a lot of people who know who I am and I don't know who they are and they're talking about me, but not to sound like egocentric or arrogant about it. No, please do it. But I'm like, who is talking about me right now? And like, tell me. So Kyle put us in a group chat. Yes. So that one I know. So you know him? I met him. You met him just that night? Yes. And then he was just like, you need to meet this girl. Yes. And I was like, okay, you're the second person this week that's at that.

And then Mike Milak. Yes. I love him. He is such a nice guy and is like always texting me, things like supporting me he probably has a crush on you no no he does it no he is not not not he's um he's the best i've known him for like seven years wait that's such a long time i've been loki like around for a long time but not posting for a long time if that makes any sense yeah so like i am in new york or have lived in new york since covid essentially yeah and i used be like the biggest like club thought group like tau groupie like you would find me out every night every towel then you ever i'm jealous do you know what tau is yeah I was actually at Tao, and I commented to them, and I accidentally called them Tua.

Tua? Yeah, I was like, oh, I'm at Tua tonight. The dumplings are so good. And then they responded back with, like, firework emojis. I was like, oh. They're so good. I know. I've gone there, like, I was there in Vegas, like, three weeks ago.

And then the one in Chicago, too. Were we at Vegas at the same time? No. No, I was there the weekend before, and then the weekend before that. So you did a two weekend in Vegas run? And then Mike was trying to get me to come that. The weekend, you were there. Yeah.

I was like, I literally, like, I can't. It just sucks the life out of me. I always compare it to, like, being in a snow globe. Doesn't it feel like it's not real? When you fly in, it literally looks like Barbie World. Like, nothing is real. It is so fake. Like, the second I go there, I'm like, okay, I need to put on, like, Barbie face and just, like, act like this.

But then also, everyone is feral and, like, doesn't care. And it's just, like, random, like, artifacts. It's, like, almost like Legos everywhere. Yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. It feels like a fake reality, like a simulation. Like a snow globe, right? And then you walk in, I didn't know. Like, I'm stupid.

The first time I was in Vegas was three weeks ago. That was the first time I was over there. And I was like, wait, everything is inside. I was like, what fucking time is it? And it was six in the morning. They do that. They do that. Do you also know they pump, like, laced air into the casinos, so they, like, stay up and gamble?

Oh. Because, like, you never know what time it is there because everyone's just always up and at them. And it's, like, creatures. Creatures. Whether it's nine in the morning or, like, two in the morning. Or, like, 10 p.m. Like, every waking hour of the day, wait. Is it true?

Well, it's saying oxygen. To, like, keep you alive. So, like, purified oxygen? It must be. I think it's, like, fancy oxygen. Yeah. Bougy oxygen. Oh, I wonder how much that costs.

Like, fancy oxygen? Yeah. Or what do they put it in it to make it fancy? How is it fancy if everyone's smoking cigarettes all the time, though? Maybe that's why they have to make it fancy to, like, even it out. Or also just be so polluted. Yeah. Because you can, like, smoke sticks inside there.

Yeah. Wait, where are you from? Cleveland. Cleveland? Yeah, but I was living in Chicago for two years and then I just moved here. And how old are you? How old do I look? Like, I would guess 24, 25?

Are you shitting me? Really? I'm about to be 27. A lot of people I look, so we're like similar ages. Yeah, a lot of people I... It's hard to tell. Yeah, people think I look really young. Like, when I go back home and I go to the mall for some reason, it's like 18 and older past

like certain times and the mall cops still like ID me. No, I wouldn't... I'm saying thank you when like people are IDing me now because I'm like, They think I might be under 21. I look young. But then I have other people tell me you like old as fuck. I don't think that you look old as fuck. Like 30 is the new 20.

I feel like, yeah, I feel like I'm going to peak when I'm like 30. Two years. Is that a hot take? No. Like I feel like that's a thing. No. Yeah, for sure. I think that's what everybody is starting to pick up on too is like 30 is the new 20.

But once you're like 27, 28, 29, like you're old for now. And then it resets. I feel old. I also just like hated the age of 27. It just sounded weird. me but like when I turned 28 I was like it sounds hot yeah you know what I mean like when you're 27 it's like the in between from like still outgrowing college and then becoming an adult and like people don't know how to perceive you and you just like kind of feel

yeah exactly am I young or am I like old yeah but when I was a senior in college I felt like I was super washed up and all the freshmen were like I was like I felt super old but then you go into your first year of being like outside of college and you feel like a freshman all over again You're like the fresh meat on the market in the real world. I feel like it just goes in like these weird bases. I agree. I don't like I can never figure out where I am. Yeah.

In life, despite being a certain age. But I honestly always just feel like shit. I always feel like fucking shit too. The older I get, the uglier I feel, but other people are telling me that I look better. You look great. Thank you. I mean, you're gorgeous. That's so nice of you.

I just also being in L.A. Also, when did you move to L.A.? A month ago. So what brought you here? My corporate job. Your corporate job? They staffed me on a project. in L.A. I'm putting in my two weeks. That's insane. I know. I never had a corporate job.

Good. You don't need one. It's actually the most abysmal place to be. And especially as a woman, and I hate to, like, use that card. But working in, like, any sort of STEM field corporate America job, like, it's absolutely disgusting, how people treat you, especially if you're, like, not the ugliest of ugly type of, like, human being, whether it's a guy or girl. Yeah. People don't take you seriously. no they don't and they like question your intelligence every single day despite like your performance being amazing and like kissing everyone's ass and I'm like what else can I fucking do they told me I need to smile more on meetings I'm like why the fuck do you want to see me smile is it a man telling you to smile more it's a combination of both actually what's their fucking deal I don't know they have a stick of their ass but honestly it's consulting so it's all hypotheticals anyway so when they're like you need to do this like it's life or death I'm like it's all fake what is consulting is that a stupid I have no idea that's like the question that everybody asked like a consultant I don't know nobody you don't know I don't know no I I don't know what I do like I would guess it's like so you're health care consultant yeah so you consult people on like the best health care options no not at all like fire your nurses is fire nurses what they want you to do yeah health care is so fucked in the US I know it's so bad we know that more than anyone yeah it's it should be free do you know therapy's free in other countries because that's

mental health? Yes. I used to, my dad's side of the family is from Canada and I used to think about getting my dual citizenship and moving there to Toronto. I actually ran into Nelk boy Kyle many years ago. Where were you? This please called Paris, Texas. Like the shoe store? No. You know what Paris, Texas is? It's this bougie-ass bar and you have to like know someone to get in. I was like, oh yeah, I know Jason. They're like, okay, go in. I don't know who the fuck Jason was. It's a good name to go with. It was good. Yeah. But I saw them at a table and they were just recording everything. And at the time I was like, I fucking hate the internet.

Like, don't do that. Yeah. And I was blasted out of my mind. I run up to them. I'm like, get off your phones. Like, have fun. They're like, who the fuck are you? And then they left.

And then they were like, I like this girl or you just met them down the road. I met them down the road. Okay. Which is so crazy to see that full circle. Yeah. I forgot that they're from there. I've known Kyle for a while as well. Really?

Like, just through, I mean. Like networking. He was in Boston for something. years ago like during COVID yeah I think we like hooked up actually oh yeah I'm pretty sure we did I'm all gonna lie any comments on it it was good I was COVID I don't really remember anything during COVID I kind of it's a emotional right off to me that's fair I'm like oh didn't happen it was a whole fever dream but now we're just like good friends yeah he's everywhere I think he's in like China he's they travel everywhere and with their like little squad yeah I can't imagine being recorded every 24 7 no

Like, I don't understand anything about the streaming industry. Oh, that's new. That's picking up. Yeah. And I would rather, I think, die than do that. But it cancels. I would get canceled. Yeah, I think I would do.

I just say a lot of, like, out-of-pocket shit. Yeah. I, like, this is going to be crazy, but, like, I think I'm pretty, like, almost filtered on here. Filtered? Filtered. Oh. Filtered. Like, in a way where it's, like, I can't say everything I'm, like, thinking all the time.

Yeah. Just because if I did that, it might get me in some trouble. Yeah. I think I have the problem of even when I'm alone, if there's no camera on me, like, I love going on TikTok live, which is horrible. But I'll just like open my- I went through an era. I just go on there and I'm like ranting.

Like when I found out that I got that email this morning, like you're about to get fired. I was like, guys, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Like, whatever. But then I just keep talking to the walls. Like, I just keep going when there's nobody there. I think that's bad. I used to go on TikTok live. Like, I was addicted to it.

There's something so validating about it. And, like, you kind of, like, build, like, a little community on there. And, like, people, like, there's, like, reoccurring people always in the comments being, like, oh, my God, you're back. And you get the mods, too. Yeah. They're, like, shut up. And they kick everyone off. But I was getting in a bad habit of, like, you know, pre-gaming a date or pre-gaming anything.

And I would go live and just start, like, slipping up on, like, being really fucking messy. Yeah. I went live once on, like, this was a couple months ago. I think this was the last time I went live. And I just hooked up with this, like, really, like, like, he was hot, but he was bald. and like his dick was very mid and underwhelming and I just let I let like there was like 3,000 people on my life and I was like this fucking bald ass didn't lay the dick down like it was fucking ass and like it was so clear who I was talking about because I was like his family owns this and like I was basically just like doxing the fuck out of him and then talking about his dick I felt so bad I have never related to a story more because coincidentally. That was like a unique experience. I really hope that he doesn't watch this. There's this guy I used to hook up with. He has alopecia and like diabetes. And there was like there was a time where I just

like was ghosting him but he like wouldn't leave me alone and he would deliver presents to my apartment and like I would get my door lady like knocking on my door like so and so brought you 50 protein shakes like to get you out. I like told him I was like going through it. I just didn't want to talk anymore. Were they his protein shakes for his diabetes? That's his um fruit snacks. Oh fruit snacks. Okay. It's our patch kids. No, but I went on live after that and I was like, I can't get this fucking bald guy to leave him done. Oh, did he see it? No. It's okay. I'm like, I'm like, I get one drink in me and I'm like talking about all of my endeavors on the internet. I actually do that kind of so that's kind of how I started this TikTok thing as I just started talking about

every night the guys that was getting with and just like telling stories I'd have like a guy in my bed and be like on TikTok and be like there's a guy in my bed look at his feet recording yeah or reporting live yeah it was like the people I wanted to tell first was like the people that followed me yeah I wouldn't be like hey like my best friends hey hooked up with this guy last night I would be telling the internet my friends would start going to TikTok live to get updates on my life because I would just go on there they would be like oh how was that date oh she's on live talking about it. But are you in a relationship right now? You are. Yeah. What's that face? I haven't really talked about it. But like some people know to describe him. He is, you're welcome,

by the way. Six, five, absolutely jacked, super athletic, biggest dick ever. And absolutely hilarious. And he's not ginger. And he's not ginger. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sometimes people feel like that's a derogatory. term i don't think it's a derogatory term it's not okay where'd you meet this guy you know he sent me a DM he sent you a DM that's like honestly the modern day love story it was interesting because i only had like 20,000 followers and he goes new favorite ticotker unlocked and i was like me how long you've been dating um we've been seeing each other for like six months but i think we've only been dating for like four and does you live in l.a yeah okay so that was another reason okay not like a real reason but like a

Motivator? No, yeah. To move here. I feel that. Are you seeing anyone? Me? I'm seeing like everyone. It feels like.

I'm like a really bad dater. Like, I don't know. I just maybe, I'm a little closed off emotionally, I think. Also just, I feel like I'm traveling a lot. These are all, these sounding excuses. I just haven't met the right guy. I tend to go after like really red flag type of people or people that are like in this industry. Oh.

I don't think I want to date anyone. camera forward like so where does that leave you i don't know or any gay men i feel like everyone's gay i agree with that fullheartedly there's like also little suck and dick yes there's actually i don't know if i should say this but they're i just found out that this really popular like family from my hometown they were always assholes to me growing up they have been secretly sleeping around with like their best guy like friend group and they're all secretly like bisexual and i was like wait why don't you I know. It's a bisexual, like, pandemic. Not to say it's a bad thing, but they're just like a good thing. And I think everyone's always been on the spectrum. I just think we're in an era where people are

just like more open about it and like more confident speaking about it. So I don't think anything's really changed, but it's just more like people are comfortable, more comfortable in their own skin maybe. Yeah. I feel like they're more comfortable doing it. But they're, if you're a guy, sometimes you're less comfortable talking about it. And it's like, why don't you just say it? Like, I want to like cheer you on. Yeah. Like that's so cool. Like I know that you guys bullied me, but like I want to cheer you on and be like, suck a dick or like three or four or five. Like that's sick. Relax. I suck a dick. And I just have like so many like I love gay men. Me too. Like that's all I surround myself with. But I feel like they don't like me. Which makes me so sad. I've been trying to like integrate myself with like having like more gay friends. But I feel like they think I want one terribly. You can't your mind. Please. He'll be here soon. Really? You know, Graden? I follow him. He's amazing. But I don't want to be like a freak about it.

No, I love him. No. He's like, he's like, he's like the best person ever. Yeah. Seems really sweet. He's really sweet. I love his videos. He's the best. He's so funny, but like, unintentionally. Like, he just, everything that comes out of his mouth, I'm like very sad for, like, sat, not like sad. Like, I'm listening. Like, I'm listening to you. That's how my best friend Maya is. She is like, in another life, she would be like my gay best friend if she was a guy. but unfortunately she is like stuck in this she's like a farm girl she's from the middle of nowhere Indiana but she acts like she's kind of um rogue but in like a tractor way but also like a kim Kardashian way like kind of like simple life yes but also like porterline very high maintenance

it's so confusing she'll like get her feet wet and like mud and like pig shit but then she'll be like I need to go have a $15,000 like spa day and like so it's all of a balance She's like Hannah Montana. Yeah. He's literally like Hannah Montana. Yeah. I like always pitch this to grade it. And I'm like, we should do like a simple life little thing of me and you being on the farm.

And just like absolutely trying to like milk cows and like, you know, like pick up pig shit and like I don't know all the things. Tractor. Like if you do it, let me come with you. Come. Because I have a trio. I think it would be so fun. I went on Mayas farm one time and they had these tractors that were. 60 feet tall you had to like climb a ladder to get to the top she let me drive it around a little bit

I like played in the mud and I was like wait this is fun like yeah but you definitely need like rock climbing but I used to love that kind of shit do you remember when dick sporting goods would have the rock wall yes that was my favorite thing I would beg to go to dicks nowhere else we should go to dicks and like just sorry we're just like I used to love rock climbing it was so random but now I just have the nails I don't know I don't think it would work did you ever go to summer camp yeah i went to camp all-star in main i was like an all-sport camp like like you're a star like all-star like a rock star like camp all-star so it was like a sports camp but i was like a non-athletic person like i'm like a deer and ice i have no coordination mainly

because of my eyes i feel that one did you play sport i tried what sports i did karate you look like you play lacrosse there was this one time in the best way possible there was this where I had one of my eye surgeries during lacrosse season and I was wearing like an eye patch for like a month but they were like we really need Lindsay to play so I'm like running around you were really good no they just had like 10 people my high school had 60 kids in my grade okay so like same yeah relatively like all of it was really small was it at co-ed school all-girls school it's a public school it was like treated like a private school a public school that had 60 kids in their graduating class yeah so did you grow up in like kind of like a small town

yeah i feel like let's go back let's go back to your childhood oof are you a sibling do you have siblings yeah i have a little sister her name's rachel she's like 18 okay nice like she is but east side of cleveland is set up where all of the actual cities are really small

so everyone at every school like kind of knows each other so it's like our rival school was i went to beechwood but our rival school was called like orange everyone at beachwood knew everyone at orange and then like sugar in fall Shaker Heights like it was all the same it should have all just been one school but yeah okay I see and then where'd you go to college Purdue Purdue middle of nowhere was your major um I was a neuroscience and psychology major like what's you're smart my roommate was a neuroscience major really yeah did she she like it yeah she was always busy she still like partied as much as me

yeah but she would have to wake up and go to all these fucking labs and I was like couldn't be me I was a classics major what is classics I like did my thesis on like the emotional manipulation of Hellenistic architecture

during the Hellenistic era what is the hell I don't know but I got a fucking A Where did you guys? I went to like this small liberal art school in upstate New York What was it like Harvard? I'm kidding It was technically

It's like What are they called A Baby Ivy Oh, is that a thing? Yeah, I think so. But my dad went there, I didn't get out of my own merit. So there's a cop being like a legacy. Yeah, the little ivies, yes.

And I'm an influencer podcaster, so I'd want to waste of money that was for me. I love that. What were you like in college? Did you like to go out? My freshman year, I liked to go out. I had a horrible party phase for sure. But then I'm still in the year. I just got out of mine, I think.

I was only in one for like, it goes in phases, and I was in one for like two months. But now I'm back to being like pretty normal. But now that I'm quitting my job, I think I might go out. Yeah, I think you should be enter. I think I might, like going out way too much. Here? Did you go out here? Did you just like drink casually?

I mean, what's the difference really? Because I will go out for dinner and it's just not, never casual, especially great and like we'll have three drinks and then we'll like do like a little nightcap and have like three glasses with wine. You fucking blacked out essentially, and then we'll, like, wake up and be like, we just had dinner. Like, why did we have to act like that? But I feel like that's a good excuse. It's like, I have no idea why I'm so fucked up. I just had dinner last night and like maybe a drink or like two or three or five.

Yeah. And then I do the same thing with my family members. And you think that's like an emotional write off because you're like, oh, if I'm getting like drinks with my family, like, I'm spending time with my family. So like, I'm going to happen. It's not actually drinking. It's not real drinking. But they love to get fucked up. I'm jealous.

my family doesn't my dad's sober oh really he had an era sorry dad my sister's sober i sometimes i think about doing it i had two drinks over this weekend and i woke up hungover dead like corpse like you would assume that i was in like rigor more to stay i couldn't move no that's just like i swear we're aging and hangovers not to bring that out the a word but i could slam a whole bottle of Malibu when I was 19 years old or hypnotic spedca raspberry bubble gum whatever the fuck slam it to the face and wake up and conduct surgery with a a hand that didn't shake but when did like why does this happen like my liver is sick of my shit oh I get so much A you know A is no it's A I call it A it's like I wake up and I have so much A it's anxiety I'm like I'm having

an A day I'm sigh I'm sigh that's what you call it yeah XI oh it's what you call it yeah XI oh That sounds like a SoundCloud rapper name. Yeah, or like a sorority or like a fraternity. I saw that you were just at a sorority. I was. Was it fun to go back? Were you in one in college? No, I was blacklisted like the first week of college.

I also didn't know that you had to go to class. I thought it was like the movies where like, you know, you watch like House Bunny? You know that movie? No. What's it called House Bunny? I don't know anything. So, yeah, House Bunny. And they're kind of just like all like getting fucked up and drinking.

and there's like whatever like they never showed going to class in the movies so i thought like it was kind of like oh you could just go party and like lightly show up to class yeah and i only took three classes so i got a c minus an f and a d so my GPA was a below a one i think how did you graduate i don't know grace of god by the grace of god i had to like take a lot of like extra classes to get my GPA up and then so yeah i couldn't rush for that reason and then also like the first week orientation week Or like just like the first week of school, I like meet out with one of the seniors like or boyfriends and I didn't know. It was his fault.

Like I didn't know anyone there. Happened to me. And they blacklisted me. I never got. I never got. I didn't want to. I dropped before they could kick me out. I can't picture you getting hazed either.

I did actually. Like the older girls and my sorority were cool. The. And they got us on probation. Okay. And then the girls after like my pledge class were absolute fucking narks and I hate all of you and whoever shit on the fucking floor, I'm still looking for you. She's shit.

Who's shit on your floor? I've been investigating this for the past like seven years. Somebody shit on the floor. I stumbled upon it. I said in the group chat. I said, who the fuck shit on the floor? One girl owned up to shitting in the shower and smearing it all over the walls when she was drunk. But nobody owned up.

A Purdue? Yes. I'm screaming. I know. It was like, I think the house that I was in was like the only one that was a little bit off the rails. But it was cool and it was fun. I like all my friends were part of sorority and I like kind of had a lot of FOMO. It's like they all got into a sorority and I was like fuck.

So I felt like really emo. So I that was a tough year. But in hindsight, I'm so glad I didn't do it because if someone try to like, he's me, I just don't think I would subscribe. I subscribed. I was like, okay. Like these girls like weren't cool. Old girls looking back. I was like, you guys are a bunch of fucking losers.

Yeah. Have you been down a Reddit hole yet? Oh. Yeah. Because I feel like you're in that, like, when I was like in the beginning of like when you just start posting and all these different things, I feel like Reddit was one of my bigger issues. But it's hard not to get in these holes. So they're not talking about me necessarily on Reddit like they are, but I'm under other people's threads. Like your boyfriend?

Yes. Like my boyfriend. And there's this girl. I don't. You know what? never mind but fuck you but fuck you know who you are you're insane but people are really fucking crazy yeah they are really online but it's weird because i'll go through something that i love to do is like example i'll go to your profile and i'll look at like who you follow and i'll see like who doesn't

who i don't follow back that you fall and i'm like oh my god like these people know who i am like that's so cool like there's mutuals here whatever but then i'm like okay there's a six-year-old dad with an entire family that has created this perception of me online and thinks that I'm like his fourth daughter and it's just like all fake in his head people are insane and it's like a lot of like moms yeah insulting and I'm like you've kids like why are you bullying me online I've only gotten one comment from a mom and she told me that I needed to check out the mole on my chest oh I've gone that long time because she told me it's cancer and I freaked the fuck out I went to the doctor the same day they're like you're literally fine yeah like don't I mean I'm

bed tan so like I definitely could have something you have what it was like this one right here where is it this one wait that's what they were talking about on me we have matching walls too and matching bad eyes

oh so awesome I knew this would happen but what was I saying my favorite thing to do is going if I see a hate video about me I'll go in the comments

and see everyone that engaged in the comment section click on them and if they follow me I'll just block all of them oh I'll comment back to them nobody shut the fuck up like unfollow me

like you're so stupid like why do you follow me just to hate me but probably yeah or if i see a hate video about someone i know or some i'm really close with and i'll go through all the comments of people like shitting on them i'll block them to i just saw there was an insane woman and she thought that she was like an e-news type person yeah on ticot and she was she one of those like e run down people no she wasn't she was just this random woman that lived in like clear water florida you are so strange and she was talking about like I don't know if I should say this one

but it was like Grace O'Malley and like just being so horrible so I went on a rant in the comments I was like what the fuck is wrong with you why are you saying this like you depend on grace yeah so you're a real one for that and then she was there was another comment in her section that was like I can't control the comments but she deleted mine and then blocked me so I went on my spam

commented again called her a loser moron idiot and then she responded to all of that with like a video and then blocked me on everything and I was like you're disgusting and you're stupid so sweet that you're defending grace people are so fucking ruthless online. I know. They've gotten way too comfortable bullying. Yeah. Why?

For what? Because they usually broke, fat, and ugly. Bought and ugly. Also, you'd like never know what they look like behind the screen, but I don't anticipate them to look like, who's like a famous person that's really pretty? Doolopeia. Doolopea? I'm screaming.

Doolopea? Duelapia. Shout out of Duelapia. I have a new name. Wait, I kind of like duolopea. I, yeah. Wait, how do you say it? Duolipa.

Like, they're, they definitely don't look like duol. Hot people don't troll. No, normal people don't troll. Yeah. Normal hot people. But you're never, you're never going to see like a hot-ass bitch trolling another girl. No, unless they're like insane. It's like, that's true.

It's just like I said this before, the girl and girl crime rate is insane right now. It's bad. It's gone up there. It's not nice. And I don't get where it comes from. It's like, why can't you just support? Do you know what form spring is? I used to that it's bad it's bad I used to get relentlessly bullied on like those types of platforms like

yeah but then I stopped reading it because I was like this is bad for me so they started telling me to kill myself on my Facebook wall and I was like my dad reads this do you remember um like like my status for a tooth is or like like like my status for a rate yes so like these guys from like the like neighboring schools in eighth grade would be like like my status for a rate and I just remember seeing my whole feed being like commenting on these like girls like walls being like six on a good day this is insane there was a time where somebody it was like a group of guys that went to the all-boys school and I was like so like I was obsessed with them I was like oh they're all so hot like at the boy school I liked all over there like my status for rate a slew of Facebook posts came in and it was all ones and then I go like my

status for a rate and they liked it back and I said negative 1,000 I thought on all of their walls and I thought that I was the coolest person I would go on form spring and being like does x y and z like me or just like what do we think about hally bachelor and your own like wall yeah i just want to see like because it was all anonymous oh yeah yeah i forgot about that but then couldn't you answer it like the question yeah so did you say oh i love myself no wait was it forum spring where people like would be like asking about themselves and then other people would comment in a thread or am i thinking about something else did you have form spring I feel like FormSpring is the more ancient version of like AskFM.

Oh, I think I'm thinking about Ask FM. Yeah. Ask FM was fucking nuts. That's the one that I started to ignore because it was like really, really bad. People would say like she's sending hate to herself and I'm like, I'm crying in the corner. No, I'm not. Like, you're insane. Did you go to school dances?

I went to a bar bar mitzvahs. I've never been to one bar mitzvah. I've been to like a hundred. Okay. So you grew up in a Jewish town. Well, I went to all girls. Catholic so I like didn't know any Jews yeah but they look like bangers they were so fun but I would get made fun up like people would be they would be humping each other the whole time and then people

would like fake like grind on me it's okay I had the same kind of similar middle school experience but and then 8th grade hit and I like got skinny and grew my hair out that's when I lost my glasses really I have glasses too because I was cross I was like I was insane so when I had my first surgery I think, too. So how many eye surgeries have you had? And what kind of eye surgeries? Like five on both of... I've had like...

Wow. Five in total, I think two of them were on both eyes and then three was just like on this one eye, but what they do is they like peel up part of your eye. I just got LASIC, so... And then they cut the muscle to like tug it this way. So you got the Osto-something surgery. Is it sort of an O? I...

Because I looked into it because, like, I think like this is going to get worse and I'm like an adult, a real adult. I like how you can do. I used to do that. so easily and I can't do it anymore like wait can I no you can do it oh okay so maybe I need another one no yeah but like when I drink my eyes roam so I could be looking at you but like also having a full conversation with Marshall my eye I think for me no me think when I'm really tired it goes in but when I'm drunk like now I can get it to like go like outward I don't want it to

get stuck I think mine is going in that direction they look really straight really that you sound like my mom they do i'm not even saying that oh you've come so far because i wouldn't want someone telling me my eyes look straight because like my i like my friend i'll ask my friends and my own are they going in different directions yet and they're like time i'm going to go home i haven't seen you drink yet so i don't know we'll go on together okay let's do the segment it's fun i think you're going to like this it's called firsts and worsts okay so either you pick your first time or your worst time okay so i'm going to give you a prompt and then just you can pick one okay we might have to do a trial

Okay, so I'm like not good with instructions. For example, the first or worst time you got drunk. So you can either tell me the first time you got drunk or the worst time you got drunk. They're the same. Oh. Oh. I didn't even think that that's probably a lot of, like sex probably is like losing your virginity could be a lot of people's worst too. I'm trying to think.

I'll go with like another one that might be worse. I don't know. Oh my God. This is so hard. I don't remember anything. That's probably why it was like the worst. No, I don't know shit either. Let me think.

Oh, when I was drugged. this bar in Chicago. Declans. You idiots. Fuck you Declans. It is the worst. Everyone goes there in old town, but it's the worst. I like gave somebody my cup for like two seconds. And then I was like taking a picture. And then I like chugged this much left in my beer. And I was like walking home. I had like one beer that night. As I'm walking home, I'm like, crawling. I'm like, wait, when did I get on the ground? And then I'm throwing up Wall Street. It was like, yeah. Yeah. It was crazy because like five minutes before I started crawling home, I like walked a girl that I didn't know to her car. I was like, yeah, I'm responsible. If she saw me

five minutes later she was like fuck what the fuck i threw up like all over the elevators and i was just like a corpse that was probably the worst i got drugged once too and that was probably one of my worst i peed my twin bed went to my sister's twin bed and threw up in that twin bed my mom was pissed she had to do all the laundry oh but we got all got drugged at this one bar in antucket that's horrible and i don't remember a thing i was like in the bushes how old were you 19 20 it was college Okay. Okay, first or worst influencer you've ever met. Actually, that's not the question, but I like the question I ask better. You can say it or you can not say it.

Can you like bleep it? I want to tell you. Yeah, you can tell me. We can take it out. It's the . Let's bleep his name, but tell me why. He's on drugs. He's on drugs. But his whole thing is about being sober, but he is like a freak. He can suck a fucking dick, and I'm sure he already does.

keep that in what's the first and worst influence or event that was an actual real question that you've ever been to i went to like a cover girl it was like a wmba game i was just really confused like no interesting collab there first or worst first and worst yeah they're all the same like very new here like i kind of love it i haven't been invited to anything except for i mean a couple of things but like that was first and worst i love it cover girl i feel like i went to something with them and i was like no shade to cover girl but no shade it was just weird it's kind of an interesting collab yeah um first or worst job you've ever had current worst worst yeah don't work in consulting it's bullshit the worst job

i've ever had was when i was a tito's rap tito's rap i would like go to like liquor stores and they pay me 30 bucks an hour to stand behind like a little cart with like little mixers of like orange juice and like pineapple juice and I would have to take like try to get people to buy Titos and I would take selfies with grown men and I had to get eight selfies a night. Did you ever have like that's like sex trafficking almost like what's what is that it's always going to be like an old drunk guy too yeah you like I take a picture with you I was like of course it sounds like did you ever have that one kid in your hometown that like got into sales early but he was just selling like kitchen knives to like everyone's mom yeah it sounds like that it was exactly that I like didn't really like

like have a real job ever um besides like host to sing is that a real job that's like non-addle job i liked being a bartender slash like waitress that was so fun i was a host i was getting 12 bucks an hour and i would have to like deal with people and i was doing it while i was starting social media so i'd be like up at the host stand with like a t-shirt and like really skinny white jeans on at the age of 26 and people would come up to me like recording me and i was like fuck i need to get out this right now this is a horrible look i feel like that's my trajectory right now no it's where i'm about to be no it's not we're about to be but I'm manifesting a big career and just yapping online everyone please I'm like please help me um first or worst PR package you ever got do you get PR

some yeah like it's bad but most of it is just all it like stays in boxes yeah because I'm lazy and I don't want to take it to the bins no so it just piles up so I don't really know if there's like any worse first one was probably like I have one for this actually you got the worst it could be the best PR I've ever gotten but it's still sitting there the sex toy brand because obviously I talk about sex I have a sex podcast basically this brand sent me everything they had in their whole like inventory so I have like a bunch of dildos that like stick to the wall like I have everything handcuffs bondage butt plugs everything you would possibly think of and it it's all just sitting in my kitchen so because i don't know what to do with it give it to me do you

want it i'll send you it yes but like who uses a dildo that like gets mounted a mounted dildo i mean it's decor it is decor maybe i'll put it in my like if you don't use it i will yeah a fruit ball just a little mounted dildo i think that would be good for you first or hangover oh i've had a couple bad ones did you have any bad ones in Vegas yeah coming on Vegas needs to be studied. I had to go, actually, the hangover started while I was still drunk flying home. And I was just going apeshit in the airport. Like my friend Olivia was like, you need to stop doing this.

I hate airports. Me too. And the Vegas airport especially has it out for me. You can smoke in there though. What? Yeah. What can, like 60 smoke? The great, like green American spirits.

But they'll always be my favorite, like from high school. But I also like rolling your own and pulling your own and pulling. putting those like filters in it that you can like snap like the Chinese cigarettes I'm done that's like bushy I'm not that chic it's fun but I just have the vogue my friend's like Russian and she gets them from like Russia I guess but they're like really skinny sigs and they're long but they burn really quickly oh which I don't love but they're not as strong like you don't like fall over yeah that's like it's like the same as a Greek cigarette and that's what my big and my sorority should come back from Greece and just be like a different person but it was actually like

her real personality because she was Greek and she would just be rolling her own SIGs long as fuck skinny as fuck all throughout the day. Yeah. Those were good. Those were really nice. No, they're really good and they're just like quick, easy like and like some Sigs just knock me on my fucking ass. My friend Olivia did throw out from smoking a SIG one time but I've never. You just in? I feel like you would. Yeah. First or worst viral TikTok moment. There was this one video that I made. It was like, oh, it's so embarrassing. When there was that trend going around, I was like, where's your head I can't sing oh yeah where's your head at there it was that I deleted it it had like a million likes but it's gone but like why was it bad it was embarrassing it was when like

nobody followed me I was like nobody's gonna see this then one million people it's always those videos that go fucking nuts yeah have you been canceled yet have you been canceled yet have you been I just got here like two days ago what did you do no no no I didn't get canceled I just got here though so I don't think it's like possible did you I got canceled really early on But, like, for something I didn't even do. What? Yeah. It was just a story that, like, snowballed and got a hand.

But, yeah, I was just, like, this girl said I, like, kicked her. Never kicked her. But, like, I didn't want to, like, go on and defend myself because it was just, like, a fucking shit show. If it's not true, you don't need to defend yourself. But if somebody does something and you do have to put them in headlock, I feel like it's... That one you can talk about. I mean, that one I talked about because I did that. Yeah, I'm never not owned up to things I did and didn't do.

but this one I actually didn't do but like I was getting ripped of shreds on the internet fuck that but nobody knows anything whatever I'm a bunch of idiots first or worst DM

you've ever gotten first DM I don't even know how she would remember that worst DM or from maybe from like a celebrity or memorable

hmm Jordan Pohl sent me some weird DMs who he's like this NBA player I think I don't know but he like it was before I linked my Instagram and my TikTok and he found my spam account and I started DMing my spam and I was like how the fuck did you find me was you like trying to yeah that's kind of fun I ignored most of it I was like I was like I was like excited to see a track mark I've never seen

one before I was like hi that was before the days you could buy them oh no this was like a few months ago oh yeah okay well he's still like a he probably has a real check because he's on What team? Girl, I don't know. I only know LeBron James and Steph Curry. First or worse situation ship? Worst situation ship? Yeah.

Oh, the Scientology. He's going to get so mad. The Scientologist. How did you fucking end up fucking a Scientologist? Hariah. And then we were traveling back and forth to see each other. And then at dinner one night, he starts, like, sweating. Like, what are those called?

Like bullets? Like beads? Beads. We're all over his face. He's like, I really need to tell you something. Like, what? He goes, eventually I get it out of him. He's like, I'm a Scientologist as long. What does it mean that they like science more than others? No. No. They believe in like a lizard god and like a lizard god. They don't believe in therapy. They believe confessing to like some pedophile in like the Church of Scientology.

Is that a year where they're like outside and then like someone will try to record and they like run inside? Yeah. It's a really sketch. Yeah. But he was like normal. Like him and most of his family members are like normal but they're in a cult. Did you break up with them after that? Yes. You were like, yeah. But I felt bad, like, breaking up with somebody over their beliefs. Beliefs. But I'm like...

They just weren't in line with yours, though. It's a cult. Yeah. And they have some, like, sushet that you just probably don't want your name attached to. But now they're probably all going to come after me because they will do that. What did they do? Kill? Maybe we'll cut it out then.

But, like, I don't want... Come after me. It's fine. But... Are they scary? Do you know anything about Scientology? Yeah. There's, like, videos coming out, like, this past week.

about how this man was in there and like praying for somebody to get him out because he was trapped they don't let you out no if you're like bottom tier they hold you hostage and they like rip away all of your like financial structure you have to believe in like Scientology forever you work like 100 hours a week like you you weren't a human anymore but if you're like upper class you're like Tom Cruise so like what is Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise a Scientologist yeah and Elizabeth Moss if you know who she is she's in like the handmaid's tail but you know who else is um she was on rooney do you watch reality tv not really um real housewives of salt lake city so good that one's really good because they're all fucking crazy and pollution they're amazing okay first or worst

ex-encounter in public haven't seen how many ex-boyfriends you have like four like five really damn girl you're fucking i only have two i hate me when was the last time that you dated somebody I always have these like really like I always like want to date them but they don't want to date me so I'm always in situationships so yeah I was in an era like that and it hurts so bad it hurts situationships hurt terribly but I haven't had a boyfriend since like college like a real one but like I'm also like kind of a commitment phobe yeah I had that too I was in like a serious relationship in college and then I had like two fake boyfriends yeah after that I And now, like, the relationship I'm in is serious, but I was doing, like, situationships in between these two. And it was always with people I really liked, and they absolutely fucking hated my guts. Yeah. I had a big drought over the summer, and then I'm, like, re-entered a hoe era. But the last two guys I've fucked, like, in the past month, have suggested using condoms.

And I'm, like, kind of being offended by the condom epidemic. I don't know how I feel about it. I don't, I don't, I'm allergic. Yeah. I don't like them. I'm not. Who likes them? I don't need a rubber ducky in me

They smell bad They smell disgusting They give me yeast infections That too Condoms have the same smell As like another person's sneeze And I feel like the smell of a sneeze Is so fucking disgusting

I mean now we're gonna go over that Do you know what I'm talking about though They're the same thing And it's like why would I ever want to smell a sneeze When I'm fucking somebody But like it kind of like throws me off Like it kills the mood One it kills the mood

Okay So like they're looking for a condom It's also like okay One The mood's killed two i don't want to have your fucking weird offspring maybe like i have a stronger iud than like zeus like pregnancy's not on the table i don't want to have a child with you or like three are you calling me a horn are you trying to like protect yourself from STDs i might have did you ever ask them like why are you

doing this what are you afraid of yes what have they said this happened to me like a couple weeks ago and i was like look at you looking for a condom and like how it's ruining the mood and also like why do you need one what do you say he just like thought it was practicing responsible sex and boundaries with him and i was like blah blah blah blah blah blah do you tell him to grow up i got i got the i haven't talked to him since i just don't like that vibe yeah i wouldn't either it's too careful why do you have a condom handy you're a fucking slut true yeah true that's a really good point there's just like a lot of questions that come up with condoms maybe he maybe he had something maybe he had something you should have drilled him yeah i should i feel like it would be a perfect

gaslighting situation yeah but no he was such a sweet boy i doubt it was him it was definitely me i don't know first or worse celebrity crush my celebrity i don't know celebrities is the thing so my celebrity crush is a girl but i'm not gay or bye but it's jennifer lawrence i love her i have girl crushes too yeah i'm beladide love i'm not super into her jennifer lawrence is like the i love she is Jennifer's like... She what? She looks like the girl next door kind of vibe. She does.

Natalie Portman? She does. I like her. I like Florence Pugh. I think she's gorgeous. She's pretty. And then there's this girl name. Did you ever watch Killing Eve?

Killing Eve? There's a girl. Her name's Jody Calmer. I think that she is like also so gorgeous. But then like Theo James, he's a guy. So hot. And then that one guy from the Hunger Games, Gale, what's his name in real life? The short one?

No. Hard note full stop. Who's Gail? Yeah. He is so cute. I like him a lot. He's cute. I'm trying to think of mine. Theo James is a really good one. Yeah. He looks like he smells good. He's like, yeah. Yeah, he's like top tier. He has top tier. I feel like he would wear like Tom Ford. Yeah, I think he actually was in like a ad for a perfume. So I'm like, that's what I associate him with. But yeah. He was like really good at White Lotus. I didn't watch that. I didn't get it. It made no sense. You have to watch it. It's pretty good. I tried. You tried to watch what season. One and two. There's no plot. It's kind of. It's kind of. It's kind of. confusing okay I'll try again maybe but maybe but anyways probably not well this was fucking fun I really like we could have gone on for hours just yapping I know I could have too like you're so fun and I want to know more I think you for coming on thank you so much for giving me I sound like so corporate thank you so much for the opportunity today I'm gonna go

fucking hang myself no I hope you have to let me know if you get fired or not or what happens I'm putting in I have a meeting in like 10 minutes but I'm gonna put my two weeks in while I'm on that meeting. No, I need people to know that she brought her, that you brought your corporate computer and plugged it in right next to the cameras. Like this is the funniest thing ever. It's like a think pad. No, literally it's like a think pad. With like the little click thing. It's perfect. But anyways, guys, thank you for tuning in. As always, you can watch on YouTube and listen to me on every other platform. Like, comment, subscribe, share to your friends. Agree. Boom. And I love you. I love you too. Thank you so much. This was so fun.

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