Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Strip clubs, poppers & blasted in Space (Miami debrief)

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Spring Break in Miami with Unwell means absolute chaos, and this episode is no exception. Hallie and Lauren kick things off with a spring-sizzling bang: boat days with third-leg daddies, strip club private room threesomes, and Lauren’s personal hell at Space. They dive into dating mindsets, the thrill of the chase (Hallie’s only form of cardio), and their very different club music preferences. Then, after drinks, jet skis, and MEETING YOU GUYS AT SPRING BREAK, Jesse Solomon, Maria Georgas, Sammy, Lauren, and Graydon join for a spring breaker Q&A: pegging, ex-drama and more. To Infinity, and Beyond!!! It's Extra Floridian! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you kiddos!

I look over and the paparazzi's like, snapping and I'm like, oh shit, my whole fucking fake Yabba is gonna be on the fucking Daily Mail. What if your nipple's on Daily Tomorrow? Honestly, tag me. Ha ha. Okay guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now.

We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here with your one and only Lauren. You look great today Lauren. Really? How are we feeling? I'm over after my one drink. We're in fucking Miami right now. And let me just say, Miami's not for the week, but it is helping with my serotonin production. I feel like all I needed was some sun. I don't need anything else.

I just need a fucking UV to be above a 7, and we're good to go. You can literally, wait, did you tan? I did. I hit the bed tan, maybe did a spray tan. I was in the bed tan a lot more than I probably should have last week, but you need the base layers. I need to get a confidence on my tan.

Yeah, Matt just complimented you. Anyways, we have a lot to go over this week. I mean, we're in fucking Miami. Miami brings up a lot of memories for me. I was a psychopath. I once lived in Miami with Lauren're in fucking Miami. Miami brings up a lot of memories for me. I was a psychopath. I once lived in Miami with Lauren back in the day. We stayed at this janky ass fucking Airbnb. We paid nothing for it, and it was considered a penthouse.

It was in the scariest building in Miami. Yeah, it still might be the scariest. I remember everything in the apartment. It was made of plastic. Do you remember that? Everything was acrylic. Oh, all the chairs. Yeah, it was all acrylic.

And we also stayed there. We stayed there probably five years ago. It was during the tail end of COVID. So things were kind of opening up. Things were kind of restricted. There was a lot of warehouse parties. If you know, you know. If you don't know, you don't know.

We need to talk about those parties. We gotta talk about the warehouse parties. But first, I wanna go over last night. Last night, we went to 11. I was begging Alex. I was like, Alex, we must get a table at the fucking strip club. I need you to, I need to see it.

I need to see you in this element. She was like, ask Matt. Yeah, ask Matt. Yeah, we had to get the price down a little bit. Then she was like, it's good to go. Matt approved. It was like, what? 2 a.m. We went it was a fucking show nightmare. It is like Miami Music Week is next week. It's also spring break.

So the club was packed. Everyone and their fucking mother was there. The strippers like weren't stripping. No, they were kind of. It was just a club. It was just a club with a couple of questionable outfits that I think were the strippers. To be fair though, our area was so jam-packed,

all the strippers trying to get in, but they just couldn't. I think they gave up. Yeah, they would keep looking at me and be like, make up tits. And I was like, there's nowhere to sit. There's literally nowhere to sit. But they gave up.

Remember that man dancing? Oh wait, that was... Do you guys remember? What's that movie? White Chicks? He was emoting. And he was like with the guy with the whistle and he's like there was one of those. That was scary. It was watching a car accident. I couldn't look away. It was insane. But I do have a funny story. You remember this time, Lauren, let's go back to our Miami days. Okay. And I have a couple different Miami experiences. We had the a couple different Miami experiences. We had the experience where we lived here, and I was kind of seeing that guy.

But then when we visit, we also have these other random experiences with the daddies. And these daddies, we've definitely talked about them on this show, we've gone over this. They all run in the same friend group, they're all about the same age, they're never gonna commit, they're never gonna get married, they have Peter Pan syndrome, which means they never want

to grow up. The older they get, the younger the girls they want. It's an issue. So what we were 22, 23? Probably. And we were on this boat day with this group of daddies. And one of the daddies on the boat we had not met yet. The one that got me pregnant. But we'll get back to that Ashley is so talkative today, what is going on? We've got to cover What is happening? I'm like overwhelmed Please tell me more So we're on this boat with this man

In this man he is not the hottest man, but he's charismatic And like cute and it ended up he had a third leg later But we would find that out later in the story He is cute. We I think he's cute He's my favorite out of all the daddies and he has potential, but I think he had like a girlfriend that whole time Maybe remember that fucking girl. Oh, sorry Coachella, right? You did have a girlfriend the whole time, but we didn't know like they're all like kind of bad people But like we didn't know. They're all kind of bad people, but we didn't know. Terrible. We were naive little 23-year-olds.

And so we're just talking on the back of this yacht. Lauren's just listening in, and he's telling me how good in bed he is. And I was telling him how good in bed I am. He's also a little short, so I was apprehensive. I was like, hmm. He was a short king, but sometimes the short guys. They usually sneaky third leg sneaky yeah which he was one of them so he started showing me sex tapes like to like for proof oh yes I remember this do

you remember this I remember this he wouldn't show me that I was like the fuck yeah he was showing me the sex tape blue this random hooker and I was like this is just not doing what you think it's doing for me but whatever it nonetheless it ended up actually doing it for me. Yeah, actually, I don't know what I'm talking about. That same night we went to 11 and we went with a group of daddies. And it was like my college friends and like all of us were just like kumbayaing. And, you know, I love strip clubs.

I really do. I wouldn't consider 11 a real strip club, like compared to like the ones in Vegas. I mean that's a whole other fucking episode but like I love a strip club. We were actually we were talking about this yesterday like I'm the type of girl where if I'm in a strip club and you put a stripper on me like I'm a little uncomfortable. I don't know what to do with my hands. I don't know if I look her in the eyes. Like I don't know what to do. I turn into like a fucking like. Halle is like licking her, biting her tits, like she's like so into it, I turn. Like I kind of turn into a fuck boy,

like a picture I had a frontwards hat on, it's like I turn it around and become Justin Bieber at the strip club. You get so into it. I get like aura. Yeah. I get like in like the zone. Anyways, this guy wanted to go to the private room At the strip club and I was like intrigued because I do love strippers and I have appreciation for the female body

So I was like intrigued by their BBL You know, like we like poke them. We used to poke them. We used to poke them. Yeah, the ones in Vegas are like Insane they're like just like plastic. So one time like me and Halle both trying to like grab a stripper We feel it. We're like just like plastic. So one time like me and Halle both trying to like grab a stripper. We feel it We're like, oh Like broke a hand we started like talking her about it too. We were like So like tell us how was the surgery? No, literally once I gave one of the strippers like my dad's like she was giving me a lap dance

And she was telling me her life story and how she wanted to like get into real estate and I gave her my dad's email Shut the fuck up. I was like, email my dad. Should I email him? I think so, yeah. Like, met your daughter at 11. Yeah, thought Deanna at 11.com. But anyways, we went into this private room

and I think private rooms are probably extremely expensive. I don't know, like a couple grand at least. Yeah. Because you're paying for a private experience. You can get room service to the private room. Like when I went up there with the guy, like he both gave, the girl gave us both laugh dances as we were like eating chicken nuggets.

I remember that. But they like offer other services. Mm-hmm. Like what? He like gave, the guy was with a hand job. Wait, what? She gave him a hand job. Like right in front of me.

As like, we're making out. The stripper. So I'm like having a three way with this fucking stripper essentially. Like a light one. Like a light padded one. And then she left and then I gave him a blowjob in the private room at 11. So you guys just got to stay in there. Yeah. She was like a fluffer. What do they call it? Fluff? A fluffer? A fluffer. A fluffer. She fluffed him up for you.

The stripper fluffed me. And then I socked him sideways into fruition. Whenever I go to with Halle to 11, like I always like I'm always at one point like Where is she? She has left with the daddy to some Private room and I'm like, okay So now I have to leave. And then you walk out of 11 and there's like fucking club space line. We need to talk about club space.

Yeah, and there's the 11 line of people. And I'm like, you can't get a car. So I'm like walking the streets of Brickle. I want you to tell your space story. Let's just go location to location. Yes. Have I talked about it before? I'll talk about it again, cause it's honestly so dramatic.

One in Rome, we're in Miami. Just tell this story. And then I have my own space stories. You do? Space is not a place, I mean, I have a finger on the stage, but you start. Okay, I'll start. Okay.

We went to space. First explain what space is for people that don't know or don't understand. That's fair. Space is one of the biggest, I would honestly say, almost warehouse-like, deep house music venues. There's three floors. There's all these clothing vendors downstairs.

You make your way up a a sketchy ass fucking spiral and then you like get to like the club. We also showed up at 6 p.m. Like club space is open until like 6 a.m. Yeah. 6 a.m. We showed up at 6 p.m. empty. It was you, me, our friend Ellie,

we were living with at the time and then like a few guys. And I was the only one, all the Norwegians, I was the only one that like had a boyfriend within, I don't know, 20 minutes. Don't say like it's a bad thing. I was the only one that had a boyfriend. Okay. It was a bad thing in that moment

because everyone starts making out. Everyone started making out and I'm like sitting there basically by myself. I look at Halle at one point, and I was like, can you make out with me? No, we were on lots of ecstasy. Yeah. Like lots of it.

Yeah. And when you're on ecstasy, even a simple brush of your arm feels like a small orgasm. Yeah. And you guys were all loving it. we were all just like loving the music You're feeling the vibe and just like wannabe touch and we were all sucking on those light pops all our mouths were blue We had a charcuterie board someone ordered caviar. It was insane like our outfits were ridiculous But everyone took all took all took ecstasy and you took a lot. Well, we started out, they're like these like aliens.

They're the aliens. And to be fair, haven't done it since because I was so traumatized. I'd do it again. Everyone took these aliens. And like all of a sudden, everyone's feeling it. And I'm like, nothing's changed for me. But I also, to be fair, gave it like 10 minutes.

You gave it 10 minutes and you said, I want another ecstasy. Please, it's not working. It's not hitting another ecstasy, please, it's not working. It's not hitting the bloodstream. It's like it's not working. And we were probably making out with people so we couldn't really notice that you wanted to make that decision. I wish that you had ran that through one of us,

because you know nothing about drugs. You don't do drugs. You don't do any of that. You didn't ask anyone. You said, I'm taking another ecstasy now, and let's double it and give it to the next one. Oh my god. So I take this ecstasy. This ecstasy now and let's double it and give it to the next one. Yeah. And I oh my God. Yeah. And so I take this ecstasy, this ecstasy, I take the second one.

And like all of a sudden, you're in Mars went black. You're in space. I was literally in space. The room went black. And I just remember like. This was honestly one of the it was one of the scariest experiences of my life. And it was black. And you have to like, I don't even know how I got to the bathroom. I genuinely don't know how I got there.

I just remember running past a line of like 50 girls. There was like a huge ass line for the bathroom. Somehow some way like a stall was like, I think a girl just exited a stall and I ran in and I got, I was like throwing up for like a stall was like I think a girl just exited a stall and I ran in and I got I was like throwing up for like a solid 20 minutes while I was hallucinating. You don't hallucinate on accident. I was hallucinating. You just feel.

I was hallucinating. I thought that there was someone in the stall with me and I had just like punted her out of the way to throw up. You were starting to see aliens. So I started like turning around in the stall, like apologizing. I'm not kidding. Like, I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, I'm so sorry I took this from you.

I'm so sorry. No one was there. No one was there. It was like your reflection. It was so bad. And I had no idea what was going on. You were like getting finger blasted on the dance floor the whole time. Yeah. It felt really good because I was on the normal amount of ecstasy and that same night

I remember it so clearly I went back with yeah What's this Norwegian and I was ready to jump the spans bones because we were both like really feeling it And I was like, okay, you can record it, which is something I like me to stop doing like 20 guys And I was like, okay, you can record it, which is something I need to stop doing. I keep telling guys. I do that all the time. Like, at least I do it with my boyfriend. You do it at random.

No, I tell every guy, I'm like, please record me. I perform better on camera, which is probably why I'm in this industry. Look at all the cameras. I'm ready to perform. So this guy records me. And when you're on ecstasy, I don't know about you, but either you're biting the inside of your cheeks

or your jaw is going kind of like you're coked out. Your jaw was both. My jaw was dislocated. I swear, that was the beginning of my TMJ journey, literally. And my mouth is blue because all you want to do is suck on lollipops. So I look back at the footage as one does the next day. It's film.

It's film. I gotta know where to critique the areas. This film film is most insane thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life my job the guys like on top of me my fucking like I'm wearing that leather red dress yes my mouth is blue from like the 19 lollipops I've been sucking on and my jaw is just going back and forth like this like I have to show you this video oh wait not you guys I was talking to my gay producer I will however give you a picture of the red leather vegan dress that we wore and we had 80 degree Miami weather yeah I was wearing it was the

least hot video I've ever seen it looks like this man had found like a crack head It was fucking her. I Was wearing your like letterman jacket and like snakeskin red knee-high boots like we looked fucking ridiculous We thought we ate to we with the photos we took before our style evolution needs to be studied I could have a whole episode on how Different our style is and you know, I'm not good at warm weather I worked with a stylist this weekend because I know I'm not good at packing for warm weather I look back at some of our Miami outfits or even our outfits that we wore in Nantucket anything in a warmer climate. We

Do not know what to do back in 2022. We did not know We looked like how they wore leather pants to the beach with probably Hermina Maudi boots. And they were like fake leather. And I wore fake knockoff Jordan dunks. That was during the era where I just started social media and anything that was gifted to me, I thought was sick. I was like, I would wear it all.

Once I got gifted this rainbow ass necklace. I would take it off and everyone thought it was LGBTQ and I was like we know I just got gifted me right now like I go anywhere with Hallie and I start putting on all of the gifting like immediately like the second you walk in the room I'm like in the PJs that are like left on the beds no yeah Lauren loves PR one thing about Lauren is she loves PR. Yeah, if my friends have PR, I am taking it. Send Lauren some PR, guys. Yeah, don't send it to Hallie.

Send it to me. OK? But I wouldn't take off that rainbow necklace for a while until people start being like, I think they sent it to you because they thought you were bi. I was kind of going through an era. You were bi-curious. You were bi-curious. I was bi-curious. I'm always a little bi-curious, but like, it makes life more interesting.

Sometimes. We're very touchy. I don't want to be labeled. We've actually been very touchy recently. We're not normally very touchy. When? Was I awake? No, like I remember, we don't hug. Like we don't hug. You're not a hugger. Like no. Recently though, you have been hugging me and you have been touching me.

I'm just gonna put it out there. Not you like picking up on that. Yeah, cause it's very like, it's sweet. I'm like, oh, she loves me. But like every time she does that, she's like, wait, I can't do that. People are gonna think that we're together. Well, compared to like some of the things we've seen

through some of the people, you can give me a fucking hug and I won't blink an eye now. At least you're not trying to like. Finger blast you? Finger blast me at the function. Maybe later. We've seen it all. What else do we have to do today?

Wait, I didn't finish my own well story. Oh, sorry. Oh my God, not my own well story. My space story. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You went to have sex. Yeah. I, the girl who had just died from ecstasy,

decided to go buy all space merch and show up to a You Miami party in a fucking tie-dye space hat, a tie-dye space sweatshirt, and red snakeskin boots and sit on the couch. That was diabolical. Alone. I forgot about that. I don't know how I meet you after I fucked. I think so.

Wait, I think I did. I think you did. I don't know why I was there. It was normal fucking people. And then I looked. If any of you were there, and if any of you remember a girl on the couch in a tight, icy sweatshirt, that was me. It was hot as fuck.

It was humid as fuck. It was hurricane season. And you're in the most unfriendly outfit. You were wearing a beanie. I was wearing a beanie. And then the next day, I felt like I also couldn't fall asleep that night. So I had to watch GoMonoMinds.

I had to watch GoMonoMinds to put myself to bed. And then the next day, I just decided I needed Dior sneakers and a burger. So I went and I did that, and I felt much better. While you were fucking the whole time, you were still having sex. I know. You were still having sex.

I climbed that man like a jungle gym. He was hot. I wish I gave him a little more thought. I think he's engaged. I think he's married now, but miss you. Call me. No, I think he went back to Norway or Norway. What is it called?

Norway. Norway. Norway. That was close. Yeah, but like that was an interesting era, but I was also like, I was also like hooking up with someone else during this time. Yeah. But we did not have a label at all.

Yeah, I was furthest from it. I think that's why you were pushing me into the Norwegians to help me not put all my eggs in one basket, which is something I have an issue with. I really try and help you there, but like. I put all my eggs in one basket very quickly. If I hook up with someone and I like them right off the bat like I'm not gonna be hooking up with other people because I don't have interest in

doing that no you like I don't even know what to call it like so unique I'm so unique that's the kindest way to put it thank you Lauren but like when you hook up with someone you like them I'm not gonna fucking fuck Joe and smell one boat no I know. And like, I have the same, I do the same thing. I think it's a normal thing to do. I think I would be a sociopath to not be that way. Yes, but like, what do you do different about it?

I plan our future in my head. No, I'm kidding. I think I romanticize like what the potential could be, even when they're not giving me what, it's not like on paper yet. I'm like thinking about, oh, he could improve these areas and like he could do this and he could, this could be so good in this area.

I just have to give it a little more patience. And I like always give men the benefit of the doubt to a fault. And then I romanticize something that doesn't even exist. I think it's like a normal thing, but I think what you do is you romanticize it so quickly. Hyperfix it. Yeah.

Hooking up with someone, it takes me two months of hooking up with that person to be like, OK, this can be something. The thing is, with some people, I don't even know if I like them or I just want them to like me. You want this? No.

You also like the, you get it, you get, I say this, you get dignitized. I talked about this. Like, you might like the person, have bad sex, and then you're like, mm-mm. Or they're dumb. I don't think dumb money, we talked about that. Yeah. But if they have a, if they're good in bed, you like, you are quick to be like, because you want, you want to keep keep having you want that sex. Yeah

You have you do that for sure. I think yeah You get I think that's your thing is you get dignitized like everyone romanticizes everything but you get but I also over think and I Like translate everything is like a form of rejection and then like that like hits a nerve with me Yeah, so like you if someone doesn't like hit me up or everything's not like in my control and I don't have the upper hand I like will focus on like my new details of like what they maybe are doing wrong even if it's probably nothing like I'm just like over analyzing everything and everything and to like create fake scenarios and I'm like mad at them. I'm like, you wrong me.

I think you like a chase. Who doesn't like a chase? Everyone. That's my only form of cardio these days. But like I want to, like if you don't want me, I will make you want me. That is my, and you are the same way. It's a hobby.

My hobby is not dating, it's chasing. It's chasing. I love a good chase too. I think most girls do and if you... the normal ones, like God bless you. Good for you. You figured it out. You figured it out. What medication are you on to stabilize your mood? Because I want that DM me. I actually want to know now, is this like a universal thing? girl loves to chase Yeah, it's fucking the guys cat mouse. It's Tom and Jerry. Wait, what? Is that a movie Tom and Jerry? No, yeah, that's why it made it interesting cartoon because the cat the mouse Yeah, that's what I used to watch but the right Russian version of them

Those eyes was it called? What was it called? It was I it was I Except it was a wolf chasing a rabbit What was it called? What was it called? Mosaic's Bugadee. Mosaic's of a do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- But like one of them is a more alpha animal. Why am I thinking, who are we? We're the ones chasing. You wear the pants in your relationship. In my current one? Yeah. Yeah. But like, I'm like, do I wanna wear the pants

or do I just want someone to help me put my pants on? I love it when you let me wear the pants. I think you wanna, I think you, no, I think. I wanna be taken care of, but I wanna like tell all some people to like tell a guy to shut the fuck up. Yeah, like I wear the pants in the sense of like, I think, let's hold hands here, I think we both want to be taken care of.

And if someone doesn't take care of me, I'll have Lauren's boyfriend. Yeah, we don't want it. We always talk about like, I'm going to be the drunk aunt, you know, that lives in their beautiful home in Connecticut in the attic and like, we'll go on like vacations. I mean, Jordan has an amazing job. Jordan's gonna have like so much wealth and we're gonna go to Santorini's like, and be like, girls, just go on a shopping spree

because I'll be like single and 40 and be like, can I have a bag too? Can I have a pair of shoes too? And Jordan would be like, not a problem. It's just a dip in the bucket. Won't even notice. By the time this episode comes out, guys, Jordan takes his massive exam on Monday

that he's been studying for. I know, you gotta give him a Saki McGee for that. I know. If you don't, I will. No, I'm just kidding. He like actually might get one for me. Standing up. Oh, standing up? Yeah, that's what we were just talking about. I only like for me. Standing up. Oh, standing up?

Yeah, that's what we were just talking about. I only like to do it standing up. You only like to give an explain this to me. You'd like to get skull fucked. That might, yeah. And getting a skull fucked is when a guy forcibly grabs your face and uses it as like a flashlight almost. Okay, well like something like.

You like romantic skull fucking. You like skull stroking I'll call it. Skull making love. Yeah you're like literally like yeah I'm like I want poking out the back of my brain. I want brain damage from the skull. We're different in that sense. I know. But that's sweet for you. Sweet for you. No literally. But yeah he'll take his exam on Monday. So we'll find out, guys. Hopefully. Let's go back to the Miami penthouse.

It was the most dangerous place in Miami. I'm not even kidding. Guys, Hallie, Hallie, remember when we would turn the TV into strobe lights for four people? For four people. It was me, you, Ellie, Kyle, Kyle's friend, and we would fucking turn all the lights down and put the TV on and put it on YouTube strobe light hour. Hour month.

I feel like that's a universal experience. My face is like sterilized. Why? I would accidentally do the K instead of the other stuff. Oh yeah, we were like, these guys used to be like Keter Kuk, the Norwegians. Keter Kuk. Keter Kuk, and he'd like hold two white bags up. We had like ketamine nicknames, Katorin.

What the fuck? I was Ketalli. Ketalli, I'm dead Ketalli, Ketalli. I don't like K. Ketacyle, Ketacyle. No, I do not like K. I only have done K on accident. I don't like to feel like I'm floating.

I like never, I never like try, I'm so scared of everything. Like I'm the worst fucking. I do like poppers though. Wait, we did poppers this weekend? Yeah, we did poppers the other day. Love. How was?

Love. I wanna include those in my new sex routine. I like used to have like Whip It Mondays at school. So we would watch Game of Thrones with like all the fucking like Whip It canisters in front of us. Like every like 20 minutes we'd be like... I've never done a Whip It. They scare me. Oh my god. What? You would love a Whip It. No, it feels like a bad like... Wait, so you have tried it. Naked teen high.

Have you tried one? No, I just know exactly what they look like. I used to like, during COVID, we used to have all those little parties and everyone was doing Whippets and the guys would do a fucking massive Whippet and just fall backwards. And I was like, this looks not fun.

Yeah, but like, Wait, hot take, you look like you're dying. Why do I wanna do this? I don't know why, we used to like, I don't even, and me being scared of everything, I was like, yeah, give me 14 of those. Give me 14 of those. I'll take all of them.

But no, we did poppers this weekend and it was actually really nice. I was really scared. It was really nice. Let's go back to our Miami previews. Yeah, we get on a little sidetrack, sorry. We used to. There was a guy I was seeing, so we'detracked, sorry. We used to. We would have, there was a guy I was seeing,

so we'd have them over. They would come to. They would come to sometimes. Yeah, and we would just like. You were into house music then, because we would rip house music and like put on the strobe lights. Yeah, because everyone around you was into house.

Yeah, the fucking warehouse parties. This was like. I never went to that warehouse party because I ubered two and a half hours away for Jake. But continue. The one that I'm talking about that was so sick. Oh, you missed the best night of my life. Tell me about it.

Minus Coachella. Paint the picture for me and our friends. During this time in Miami, everything was still closed. So there was this group, I guess, that put together these secret warehouse parties. And you would get a text message with a location on like a Friday night, which is actually kind of sick. And they would like, they weren't even this one that you didn't go to. It was like, it was like a house, but it was a sketchy fucking house. Like it

was literally in the middle of fucking nowhere, got a text message, showed up. It was like a house, backyard, and then a back house. The front house was vendors, clothing, like vintage, whatever. Backyard, massive pool, bar, whatever. And then the back house was like fucking sick DJ. Like honestly, I think, I think like, I mean, I, for for some reason I feel like Johnson I played there one night like they were like doing like DJs and it was

insane and like it was just like that's like so your scene so my scene we have different yeah ideal scene well what is your ideal scene like I love kind of like a socialista I like words in my music. I like to vibe. I like to not just be like uns, uns, uns. You're very Miami. You would love the Miami Street. Yeah, but like not space.

Like, let's clarify. I did have fun last night. I mean, if I had epilepsy, it wouldn't be great or can do something with that. That was like two uns, uns for me. There was one song I was like, didn't do it. I just wish our section was like 90% were cleared out.

Yeah. I don't know what happened there. No, it's too many people. Too many people and just I don't like getting pushed. That's another thing. But like usually when there's uns-uns music, the music you like, it's a lot of pushing.

And I'm like, don't touch me. I like what Shay just did. Like who? Shay Margot. Like I like Unz Unz outside. Shay Margot was a very nice members only club. I know but they just had an Unz Unz night. Did you just compare it to 11? No, I was saying I like I like more of like a yeah private Unz-uns party. Like when we go to Europe, you will understand. You will come home an uns-uns girl. Like it is so, it's magical. I need my Euro trip.

We're planning a little bit of a Euro trip this summer. Yeah. And like our new running joke is like, joke is this would never happen in Mallorca. Yeah, we're going to Spain this summer. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Yeah. It's going to be fun.

And maybe Saint Tropez. I think we should go. I've never had a European summer. You've never been to Europe. I've been to Europe. That's fucking insane. Oh, you went to Amsterdam. Yeah, I went to Amsterdam, Paris.

When? When did you go to Paris? Years ago. Oh. Germany for Oktoberfest. But when you were younger. Still in my lifetime. I know, for some reason I thought you never been to Europe.

In my adult life where I can go alone and enjoy it with my friends, and I'm like school related or brand trip related, no, I really had no European experience. But you've been to Europe. For some reason I thought you had never been. Maybe that's someone else. Yeah. Someone else.

Somebody else. She's talking about. Maybe it's greatest. Maybe. I can't picture him like at the Eiffel Tower. Imagine him. He else. She's talking about. Maybe it's Graydon. Maybe. I can't picture him at the Eiffel Tower. Imagine him. He is the Eiffel Tower. He is the Eiffel Tower, yeah.

Graydon was fucking funny last night, guys. He was supposed to be, obviously, he's part of this little situation. He was up until 6 AM. One thing about Graydon, we were just post-gaming the post game. He never wants until 6 a.m. One thing about Graydon, we were just like post-gaming the post-game. He never wants to go home. One thing about Graydon, he never wants the party to end. He gets upset.

It was 6 a.m., we were leaving fucking Lauren's room and he goes, can I just like come to your room for another 10 minutes? I was like, no. I was like Graydon, you need to go to bed. We have to talk tomorrow. We have to host an event tomorrow. Yeah, he like gets like. We have to bed. We have to talk tomorrow. We have to host an event tomorrow. Yeah, he like gets like.

We have to be people. It's Saturday tomorrow. The other night, we made him go home. It was like 3 AM. We made him go home. He was texting us for like 20 minutes, being like, I'm so sad. He goes, I miss you.

I'm like, fuck off bed. Literally go to bed. He wouldn't go to the bathroom yesterday at 11, because he was like, he kept looking. He's like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I was like, OK. He kept telling me the same thing. Go. He did not leave the table.

He would not leave to go to the bathroom. Yeah. He's being so fucking funny. I feel like we should go wake Graydon up. Yeah. Maybe go jet skiing. Let's go jet skiing. Maybe go have a dirty martini and then roll the day.

Let's go host a party. But I want to hear how Graydon's night went, too, from his perspective, if he can even verbalize that So let's just cut to that and do that. Okay, go get him. Yeah Okay freaks of the fucking week I just woke up Graydon. I'm here. I'm literally so hungover I'm like floating in time and space and my head feels like a fucking balloon. I Found you at the pool There was no

There was no space in your head for thoughts. There's nothing in my head. If you spoke to me today I apologize cuz I was really alright. This is what happened last night. You did not want to go to bed We were like 6 a.m. Post gaming the post game Alex told us fuck off. She was like everyone needs to go to bed we have another night We have another day to ensue and you were like No, like let's post game and then like we had to call night cuz literally Lauren had to go to the airport The sun was rising. The sun was rising. How long did you guys stay up until like when I went to bed like two hours

You went to bed at four. And you went to bed at six. I went to bed at seven What were you doing by yourself? I was just like just laundry. No like I literally am a maniac at night. It's crazy. Alright tell us what happened in your point of view because you were feeling yourself last night. I just never want to go home and then I do this thing where I start whining like a like a literal fucking baby. I'll be like I don't want to go home. And Halle's like, shut up Twink, you're going home. No, he goes, let's do another 10 minutes in your bedroom. I go, what the fuck? We didn't remember that.

You're like, for what? All right, so what do we do today? I want you to walk us through the day. I did a lot of talking on this podcast already. I want you to walk us through. Yeah, we walked for hours before you woke up. Halle's torturing me today. I literally haven't seen you all day. woke up at 2 we did very light lifting

Um today we will read a different things how you gotten a jet ski accident To jet skis it was a collision Well Aaron was trying to get collision yeah I was like right I can't even do it well Aaron was trying to get content and I was looking at him honestly watching Hallie on a jet ski is frightening she has no fear and you go as fast as fucking possible like honestly want a wave to take me out we love a jet ski remember in Palm Beach when you guys were when you and Lutz were working and Hallie and I were just on the jet ski for like 12 hours. Yeah.

But see that's so much better than ocean jet ski. It's scary cause the waves are so big. No, that's why it's fun. Halle almost killed like the trainer too. He almost killed me. Like I was like the victim here. No, neither of those accidents were my fault. From my perspective, Halle was like this the whole time.

And there was paparazzi all over the beach. I will say this. Yeah. And my tit fell out. I hope they got that. And the lady was like, your tit's out. Oh yeah she did help you, that was sweet of her. And then I look over and the paparazzi's like snapping and I'm like oh shit my whole fucking fake yabba was gonna be on the fucking Daily Mail. What if your nipples on Daily Tomorrow? Honestly tag me. I would die. But anyways we have a whole crowd in this room right now We have Jessie we have Sammy, Sammy and Maria were making out all night last night I want to put them in the hot seat. I think you guys need to come in. Come over. Let's talk about it

Okay, so this is the new couple they're on the pause Introduce yourselves. Hi, I'm Maria Georgiis I'm Sammy Halle's brother yeah okay so I just did at an unwell activation we just did like a little like teenies and drinks and like schmoozing with the crowd and everyone wrote in some questions I could answer on extra dirty so I thought we fun if Maria and Sammy would give some intel on these questions. I haven't read them yet. Okay, is there a limit to homie hopping?

No. Yes. Yes. Actually, none. I think you shouldn't do it. None, yeah, literally. Because it's too close to the friend group. It's just messy.

How are you gonna walk into a room and know that you fucked more than one person? It's just uncomfortable. I wouldn't wanna do it. Halle. What's your answer? The limit does not exist Like who really wants to homie hop I don't like pick the best one on the front I go from there Yes, that sounds more like it Sammy, what do you think about me hopping from a guy's perspective? Yeah, I know a couple homie hoppers Guys homie hop to guys homie hop I know guys that go from girl to girl in like circles of girls. Yeah

Jesse Jesse Jesse Jess like Jesse Jesse's the og homie hopper. I'm looking at you Jesse Solomon. Yeah I'm in Miami, baby. I lost the love of my life Because I fucked his roommate. We were broken up though How do I get him back? So over it's so over. Yeah The guy has no self respect. Whoever wrote that is probably like 20 years old.

And like when you're 20, you think everyone's the love of your life. And you think it's the end all be all. And it's the end of all. But if he was the love of your life, let's just say they're not 20. He was the love of your life. He clearly wasn't enough if you can fuck his roommate.

Wait, she fucked the roommate too? Wait, I didn't get that far out. No, wait, right here. That was the question. Because I fucked his roommate. And then then in brackets we were broken up though Well, clearly he wasn't the love of her life. Why would she fuck his roommate? She was like that's the last person I would fuck I fucked the dad before the roommate. I live together. It's your bathroom Yeah, that's yeah, that's too messy. You're not gonna get him back. But what you can do is learn from this for the next one

Just don't fuck his roommate. Okay, who is this girl? I don't know. That's why I said we needed to follow up. I need faces to these themes. Okay. Um, okay. He goes to finger me with one finger. What do I do? What? Ask for a couple more fingers You need at least three two plus he's insane Maria What are you doing? Is it insane to I said I said two at three minus? We'll just get a ticket that that's what I'm saying. That was basically my answer Okay, so next sorry see me. I mean you do that. No, I didn't hear I was honestly zoned out But like threes insane for any I never I'm just like actually six fingers guys

She was so appalled that one. So I said, okay at least get three I thought she might have wanted ones like a tampon at that point. Well, we have like a more wholesome question here What was your favorite memory from the unwell weekend, oh, that's cute. Yeah, it's a nice question. It's a good one. I like that one. Oh, I'm starting? Um. Like making out more. Um.

I don't know. The first night, I think was like. At least meeting me. You don't have to say you made out with me. At least make it meeting me. No, meeting you was definitely the highlight of my trip so far. It was the highlight of my trip too.

Yeah, and we're only halfway there, so. No, we're actually at the end of our trip. The Unwell trip, yeah, but like, you know, we're here till Monday. I'm not. Oh. But I like your answer. Unlucky me.

I just like you guys. But uh. What's your, oh yeah, go, go. Continue. Me, I told Carter this. It was like having everyone that like, was invited by Unwell, like under like the same roof, umbrella, same dinner, same events. Yeah.

Just kind of vibing. I feel like Unwell is really good at curating good groups of people that can just chill. It's been fun. It's been a good time. We had a good time. They crushed the events. Everything went super smoothly, I think.

And I could continue to drink, you know? I liked Eleven, but I wish it I could continue to drink. I liked 11 but I wish it was a little less crowded. I wish I got a lap dance. I wish I had the private room honestly. I did last night and I regret it. What? What'd you do in the private room? I did.

With what? One of my friends. So this is what happened. Yeah, last night I was a big mouth and I was like, I wanna fucking, I thought we were doing it You were joking but I was until your friend was like I don't think you were no We went up to the strip. We're like we're brother and sister. She was like, oh really? Like she was loving it and then next thing I know I'm in the private room and I didn't expect it

I was so scared. I was wondering where you were and it's kind of sad that you left But I was I was in the private room. I was on me. Yeah, that was on you. What the hell? Well, you were dancing with strippers. Well, only- Wait, I heard you were also cheating on Maria. What? Me?

Yeah, I heard you were into other baddies. Said who, you? I didn't, this is news to me. That's good to know that I got cheated on before I even dated the guy. You told me that. I have no idea what you're talking about. He told him?

You told me that. I did? I did? Yeah. No, I didn't. Wait, who are you looking at? I can't see because you're talking about. He told him? You told me that. I did? I did? Yeah. No, he didn't. Wait, who are you looking at? I can't see because of your sunglasses.

You. Me? That he was giving other girls attention. You were like, oh, he was like, that was the first night. The first night? No, what are you talking about? Oh, I thought you were talking about last night with the people from Boston. I mean, I-

We knew of them. Yeah. Wait, were you guys at a different table at 11? Yeah. No, we were at the same one. No, we were at the same one. But your friend wanted the lap dance and I willingly went with him to go to said lap dance and I didn't know it was gonna end up in a private room.

I really, guys, I've only seen that in movies, I swear. And then- What movie? I don't know, Anora? Have you seen it? Dora? Anora, no, it's actually really good. She was the stripper in the movie. Guys, it's

so good. You had to watch Anora. It won awards. Guys, but wait, I don't think he was cheating on me. No, he was a good boy. No, he was a sweet angel. I was good last night. I was good. Yeah, we had fun. We did. Last night was a great night. My ex-boyfriend is now dating a stripper from 11 and my ex-situationship is now with a big titty blonde. Am I the problem or is it the men that I choose? I mean... Well, if your man's going for a stripper... I think that's just bad luck. That's just bad luck.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes a big titty blonde comes across someone's desk and they have to just accept. Yeah, I agree. I don't know what to tell this girl. You agree. She's done. For other people, yeah.

Not myself. Good, cause I'm definitely not a big titty blonde. But okay, well yeah, no, I'm so sorry that your boyfriend went for the big titty blonde, but I guess like Halle said, when they come around they come around just can be distracting this guy's probably 21 No legit though like this guy's probably like oh my god big tits milky milky like that I like guys get so distracted by tits. Yeah, I would just move on move on all right all right, Jesse get on here Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Great in

Incoming though homie hopper himself. All right guys, we brought on Jesse Solomon. Who the fuck is Jesse Solomon? What would Jesse Solomon do I would do bad things Yeah, I feel like I gotta bring it to you Are you naughty? You know I'm a naughty boy. He's like the naughty. Have you watched a season of summer house? Have I? Yes. Have you? Have you?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. I see the clips, Jesse. Yeah, it's kind of a good show. No, it's a great show. I feel like you've been on your worst behavior though. You're like cracking me up this season.

Yeah, thanks. It's, you know, once you get comfortable with the people in the house, it's easier to be yourself. Yeah. Is it the people or the cameras? Like, do you feel like you forget about the cameras? You never fully forget, but you're there for 48 hours. Like, you'll let your guard down.

Like, I ripped ass, which was enhanced by the producers. But like, you forget and you just fucking fart. Oh my god. And that's what they show. I would sue. I mean, there's cameras in your bedrooms, right? You forget and you just fucking fart. And that's what they show. I would sue. I mean, there's cameras in your bedrooms, right? Yeah, there's no cameras in the bathroom.

But if you go in the bathroom with somebody else, they can come in. Wait, so if you have sex with somebody, they're fully filming it? Yes. Have you had sex on camera? No. I got a BJ in the hot tub once.

On camera? Actually, no, the BJ wasn't in the hot tub. I made out with a girl in the hot tub once. On camera? Actually, no, the BJ wasn't in the hot tub. I made out with a girl in the hot tub and then we went back into my room and I got a BJ. Was it a girl in the house? Eww, not the fist bump. You know I'm gay, right? Just kidding.

Wait, you're gay? What, I'm gay? I'm straight. Wait, so you got a BJ in the hot tub on this season? So I put like a hat over the surveillance camera and you see this camera like wiggling around, the guy's trying to like get the hat to fall off. Oh, because he's controlling it? Yeah, they've got like a little joystick.

They're all sitting in the basement, like watching you get a BJ. So there are two joysticks going on. Fier could never be on a show like that. I would say something stupid or get an argument with someone. It just wouldn't hit. I fear that you would be perfect for it, actually. In a bad way, where I'd be the villain,

and people would hate me, and I would get fucked on. But who cares? Your friends and family love you. That's what matters. Is that what you tell yourself? Yeah. I try to completely detach from the trolls and the haters You know because I think I'm a good person. You are good

I would like to say that you're like one of my favorite people like you're so down-to-earth genuine good guy Thanks tall handsome and dress as well. I feel like I'm interrupting something No, I will say you're like really nice. So like when people villainize you or anything like reality TV It's just like You know fan fiction at the end of the day Yeah, like I like to have fun and be myself and mess around on the show, but like I try to be a good person Yeah No, I feel that. You are. Should we answer more questions?

Yeah, can I read them? Yeah, I want Gray to read them. I want Jesse's takes on these. Worst hookup story I'll start a couple of weeks ago, I was sucking this guy's dick and he came and he farted while he was coming. No. That happened to me, Max. You'll be hearing from my lawyers, thank you. Did that actually happen? I feel like you can't control that.

You should be able to unless you're fucking geriatric. Do you ever get a teethy beach? Or are guys good about that? Guys are really good at sucking dick. That's cool. You should try it sometime. No teeth. I mean, unless they're like fucking snaggle tooth

and you're sucking a dick or getting my dick sucked by a guy. Getting it sucked. Nice. Just a suggestion. I was just curious. You don't have to. Okay, thanks. Is that an offer?

I'm not pressuring you. If you want it to be, yeah. I feel like I'm in trouble. Yeah, let's just switch. Next question. This is a good one. Thoughts on pegging. In your relationship, if you can fuck my ass, why can't I?

No. Wait, why are you? That's what I'm saying. Honestly, period. Why don't you guys swap, switch? Boys are so scary. Jesse, what do you think about butt stuff? I want to hear that.

Where does a girl get pleasure from pegging a guy? Just like the power thing? Dominance. Vegan alpha. No, one of my favorite memes is like Dr. Evil. He's like this and it's like when God put the male G-spot in the butthole and then made it a sin to be gay and he's like thank you that's what I'm saying. Marshall gets it. I think if guys don't think butt stuff feels good they just are like scared that they're gay or haven't explored it or something like

that you know. Yeah but most likely they're probably gay. All right we're gonna end this because I'm honestly kind of cross-eyed behind these. I'm a little buzzed. I'm hammered, the fucking claw. We have to get ready for dinner. Oh yeah, we have to get ready for dinner. Guys, thank you for having me.

This is really fun. Oh my god, Jesse. You have to come on again and we have to do like a real sit down because I love you so much. Oh, this isn't real? No, I love you too. I'll suck you off later. Anyways, love you all. What Okay. I'll suck you off later. Anyways, love you all

What are we saying up for fun? It's not fun for you. We'll make out. Oh We never made out you've never shoved your tongue down. We've made out before babe. Anyways guys Thank you so much extra dirty like subscribe you can watch on YouTube and watch an Any other platform? I'm hammered. Just watch it. Raiden's hammered and Jesse's hot. And I love you all.

Love you guys. Nice to meet you. Bye. Bye. Bye.