Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Tana Mongeau!! *remaking our lost Cancelled episode*

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

It's getting hot in here! Hallie and Tana talk about their insane first time meeting (which also happens to be the last time Tana drank), Tana's relationship past and Hallie's thoughts on monogomy, Tana's music era, what person they'd want to be in the human centipede, getting hate online, and so much more. They chat Disney Adults, how Tana keeps her friends so close, the LOST Cancelled episode featuring Hallie and they react to YOUR Sketchy *October* submissions. We love you Tana! And you too, cookies!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Once I got chlamydia, or like, I think at least once, I got chlamydia. And this guy goes, I go, oh my God, you gave me chlamydia. And he goes, I only give my favorite girl's chlamydia. And I was like, nice. The bar is in hell! What are you little freaks? Oh, you guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation.

Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. What is the craziest brandy leave ever did? A lot of dildos. And I mean... Belisima? Wait, I have to tell you, wait. I have to tell you my first.

Can we start? Hi. Remember the first time I met you. I called Utah. That sounds believable But Hannah, welcome to Extra Dirty Tana, welcome Tona welcome

Oh my God, hi I am so excited to do this I am so happy I'm sitting here I really actually mean that You were the funniest bitch out I'm obsessed with you Like I everything you do I am consuming it And I just like fucking love you actually so much

And I really like not to swear nine times In the first 10 seconds but I fucked on you hard And I owe you on a hard Well, yeah Wait, when? No, you can't I love the, yeah. Wait, when did you fuck on me?

You came on canceled. Yeah. You provided like the most funny, iconic episode of canceled. Like you were so just, you're everything. Your lore runs deep to you. You were spilling.

And I was spilling. I'm almost like part of me was kind of like glad. Some of it didn't come out. I remember when I reached for a chapstick and I grabbed a vial. Okay, so we're saying that. Yeah.

I was going to die with that. I was going to die with that for you and for your sake. But there was definitely a part of me that was like, this is fierce oh my god my skull hurts thinking about it in the best way though i was dead ass i thought it was like a little bert's bees no oh no i know i know it's like it's setting powder if you really think about it no it really is it was mine for a long time

yeah i was baking mine oh isn't that like a new like rumor online right now dude so i feel like i don't have like blind items like i kind of love it yeah happen about me a lot yeah Which you probably have had some, like, in your... Era. Yes, and I had one about Coca-Cola. Similar one that you just had. And someone blind-itomed me down, like, trying to just take me down this week. And I was like, you have to be fucking kidding me.

It's really funny, too, just like what actually happened. I was in the club for, like, five minutes. I did my club appearance and I got out of there. You did the hashtag marquee partner? Yes. Yes. And I got the fuck out of there. And then dipped.

It's so funny to me because if I could have ever hid the fact that I was on Coke, I would probably still be on coke My jaw would be fucking reward I was coming online and I'm like Get right you hey Like literally like jaw swinging snorting the floor Like just fucking like you know

Like underneath my nails Like all of it like If I could have ever hidden in my sorriety I don't know if I'd be sober You know what I mean Yeah It was like she had to go sober Like just scroll on my TikTok

You'll see me on Coke I posted a bit We're just getting naked here I posted a video of the other day Just like a random TikTok and I need to stop doing this because I post a lot when I'm like at an after party or something. Oh my God, me too.

And I'm like, cross-eyed, gone. They'll wake up in the morning. Millions of views. I loved, that was my whole schick for like three years of my life. I was like, I'm going to sleep till 4 p.m. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to do a really bad smoky eye. Yeah.

And I should go to the gym and have some kale juice. Extensions like all over the place. Face bloated, puffy from alcohol. Like, and then I'd go out. And then I'm posting all these fucking. videos and I'm waking up to like drama I'm like calling people my best friends I've met them one it's like all of it oh my god it was it was fierce girl I you are you're one of the few people that make me wheeze which I I just like I hope you know that you just like make me giggle so hard

you make me you're like in a healing era right now I walk it I walk in she's going wait the last time we you drank was with me we have to talk about that can we talk about that but with some serious parameters no I know exactly what parameters we're going around there's there's there's there's a few things there's a few things like I come in my mind the moral of the story is the last time I that's so crazy I forget about that the last time I ever drank was with you and it I think that I'll die having that be the last time I ever drink so that's so funny and honestly I mean nothing like like exponentially horrible happened it was just like one of those bender fucking insane nights out

and like i woke up the next day with like the most anxiety and i was on tour i had to keep doing shows and like just like keep i remember calling you the next day and you were going to charlie xx or something and i was like i'm ready to do more blow yes and i was like i'm gonna die but i've been doing it for so fucking like i'd been doing it for so long and i was just like oh my god I'm going to die. But that is my last, that's actually so funny. My last memory on cocaine ever will be me and you on the bathroom floor of some New York hotel.

Yeah, I'm straddling me. I'm straddling you. Best friends. Yes. I'm where I walked in, because we had met in person yet, and I walked into your green room. And it was the most like motley crew and you go, how is that? And I was like, we had never met before that moment. No, I don't think so.

this is exactly why I'm sober because that's a perfect example like that is such a perfect example where it's like what do you mean you've never like you've never met this person you walk into my green room everyone's gremlin mode and I'm like oh that's and that's a real memory that someone has of you Tanna like that perception that will never die that's the first time you met me but I kind of love that that was the first question I called you Tana

I was like well Tana I guess that's true like an eye for an eye and you go Haley I look did you guys say Haley? Yeah How is really? I was like, this is perfect. Yeah, but honestly it was the start to a beautiful friendship

regardless. And look at us now. Yeah, and I think it's like, you know, what's cool too, is just liking people sober. Like, going sober makes you realize you don't like a lot of people.

Do you go out sober? Only when I have to. Would you go out a lot now? Not at all. Because you're like in love. In love and just like, you know, I think it's like every memory

that I could have created. Like you could make a mad lib. You could get a mad lib right now and be like, I did Coke with Blank and I was here at Blank and then I ran into Blank and like whatever. Like I could fill out that Madlip. Like I've done it. Well, you have like a lot of tea on a lot of people.

I do. You do? Yes. And like sometimes it's so funny because people like weirdly trust me with their tea. Not weirdly. I guess I do keep a lot of it like a secret. Yeah. I mean, but in the cancel there that was a little scary.

It was like why you shouldn't be telling me this. But even just recently someone told me this crazy tea. And I like I can't share it. It's about like one of the most famous people right now. just doing some crazy shit and I'm sitting on it I'm like harboring it clenching my ass while waiting for it to come out and to be like I've known I know like yeah I don't know there's like a lot of suss people out there there really is and shitty honestly shitty men I guess that's the shitty men and they're all gay I just talked about this

talk about it talk about it talk about it like oh my god like the guys who need to put their finger in your ass to come and you're like oh my god you're just you're in the wrong you're in wrong field you need to have your thumb in my ass to come like let's talk about it there was this one guy used to get with that used to like get on all fours and have me like fist his ass fist fist you mean like like like UFC and I would lose my nails in his ass I've talked about this before I wish that didn't go viral on Instagram because that was really scary it's always scary when shit makes it to IG Reels no reals TikTok is like princess fairy girl gay world and IG Reels is like women need to make sandwiches so it's really fucking scary on

But yeah, I just feel like a lot more men like it in the ass and we really acknowledge 100%. Have you ever pegged someone? I would. I would love to actually. Have you? I need to hear. Carry the four, subtract the two. Don't say how many, okay? Like I wasn't on like a world tour pegging people, okay? Just sometimes you slip and fall with the strap on on. Who buys the strap on though? Is it there when you're doing it? Have you pegged your current boyfriend? No, you buy it. I've not pegged McCorm. Who did you back? It's not about who, really.

It's more about what, when, where, why, and how, right? It's like, why did you? Is it like premeditated pegging? Like, I feel like you get to go to Home Depot. Exactly. Like, genuinely. It's so is. It's like, and then, like, you're in the store and you're buying the strap on.

And, like, you're just like, how did I get here? The cashier's like, can I say that the craziest thing about pegging is post-peg clarity? Like, is it like you think you want this and you're like, I'm going to dominate this man and you think it's going to like, like heal whatever your dad did to you, right? Like you think it's going to change everything.

And then afterwards you're like, I am, this was so weird. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm on top. Like, it's like, what the thing? You were on top? Well, like. What positions can you peg in?

All of them. What? And it's it. The clarity is. so fierce like let me just tell you something like I woke up you had post pet clarity I extremely and like I was just like wow I really I thought I wanted this you know what I mean and the grass isn't always greener on the pegging side like that's did you talk about it with the guy before you did it you were like all right listen Friday night we're going to peg it's like

in my Google calendar it's like midnight to 2 a.m. Fierce peg. Pierce peg. I can't feel This is my word that I'm beating into the ground, by the way. I'm so sorry. Not what. Why did you choose LA over New York? I've always wondered that. You know what's funny? You like to party.

You still like to party at least. Yes. When I did, I mean, I'm from Vegas, right? So that's a factor in a lot of my mental illness. But I was just coming here a lot, and it was really close. like 45 minute flight and I was like where I needed to be and I feel like it wasn't like cool for like an influencer to be in New York for like the first like seven or eight years of my career like where I where I needed to be was LA because it was like YouTube it was a different

time it was like I needed to be mavericking it up with Logan Paul and fucking whoever whatever else Team 10 yes I need exactly like what I needed was in L.A and then I actually did almost move to New York I toured it's by the bridges one Manhattan square I toward that and I really I love that building it's a really cute but it's it's an interesting area I mean New York's just like I always just wondered like the difference between like going out in New York versus like going out in LA because I feel like here just like all house parties and New York is so much better all around honestly I really almost moved there like I really I have a special special place in my heart for New York it's so great and like I think people just in L.A. too like

everyone gives so much of a fuck about like how they look and how they act and like how you look and how you act like you walk in a room and everyone like they're turning their neck they're saying something it's clicky like in new york no one gives a fuck if you live or die in the best way like no one's like you're like you could drop dead on the street in new york and no one's looking at you in new york they'll be like i fucking hate you but if someone fucking hates you in l i feel like they're like i love you so much you with the most beautiful hair no one would ever say that to me that was a bad example but you know what i mean 100% love your hair hate your guts yes and it's like even just Vegas is very much more like New York like people are very very real there yeah so moving to LA it was like very jarring for me I've always like loved East Coast people because they remind me a lot of like my hometown and my hometown people just very real and very honest but New York wouldn't have been good for me at the time I wanted to live there because you can go crazy like them go fucking balls to the wall yes and the raging I've done in New York is to be studied that I mean New York is why I went sober like genuinely like like that moment was like well there's a lot of reasons but like

I mean I'm definitely in an unhealthy pattern right now with like my relationship to going on I feel like all my friends right now are in an era where they're you know getting into serious relationships and like trying to like be like a little sober curious and just thinking about like being a little more wholesome and I'm like I'm going out with 22 year olds and staying out until the sun comes up I mean honestly like going to towel I had that I had that era of my life and I don't think there's anything wrong with anything like i think that everything should come when you want it you know what i mean yeah but like because nothing's ever going to work if you're doing it for other people right no ever and if you are like if you do i don't know what you want i don't know like you know like you know but

whatever you want you can make it happen you know just like the men in new york don't exist but i don't think they exist we had like a really interesting conversation on that canceled episode that got fucking blasted in space yeah about your relationship with the idea of monogamy yeah i don't know really how I feel about it but I then again I don't think I've ever been in like a really I don't think I've really been in love really I think I've like thought I was in love but I was so young so it's like kind of confusing but I haven't had a serious relationship since I was like would you if it was the right person yeah I've been in so many situationships where like I wanted to date them but they weren't the right people and they didn't want to date me no so much of my

love like people I was in love with I feel like looking back now it like was literally unrequited like that person did not love you back you loved them but they yeah and like the chase like I feel like people that are obsessed with people that don't like them back is because they're not giving you or validating something in you that you feel like it's not validated I I would fall so in love with the chase but I think that's because like at least for me in my childhood I felt like I had to earn love and so I like became I don't know how to explain like that pattern became ingrained into my head you know what i mean of just like love is not love unless you earn it unless you like yeah it's not unconditional for it and like conditional yes exactly and like then

addicted to those dopamine highs of when you feel like you successfully earned it and then like chasing it in the lows and like that was me my whole fucking life until honestly until mcca yeah yeah he it's so interesting too because like he because like i was just about to ask you i was about to be like what are the qualities that you like are looking for like what would make you fall in love with someone what would be your ideal partner but like if you ask me that about macoa or about my partner before macoa I would have said everything that he isn't like like do you know what I mean I would have been like I want this and this and this and this but in reality like I needed this and this and this and this the things I need are like completely different two different things like I feel

like the things I go for right now are a little more like chaotic and so just like red flags and that's entertaining to me it's so fun it's hot to me because it's just like kind of like a catmouse like chase situation but i feel like the person that i will end up with is going to be probably a little bit older and like not in front of a camera yeah i was okay you're the star like you need the person who is just like she's the fucking star well maybe there's a rock i've talked about this like like a rock star like one person has to be a rock and the other has to be a star and like they each like kind of bounce each other out that's it work that's actually like yeah it's very profound i don't think there can be two stars i 100% agree i mean i think they're a

anomalies where that works for some people yeah like some people the posh bison yeah what does he do kick a ball he kicks soccer yeah one of them like some relationships where it does work but I don't know but then also monogamy like we were talking about on the canceled app I don't know how much I like believe in it right now I do you think that other people have ruined your faith in Or do you think that you personally? I don't know. I think I'll be monogamous eventually, but I just don't think I've met the white people where I want to be oil too.

I think you will. I will, but like, oh my God, I sound so bad right now. Like, I'm just going to cheat on everyone forever. No, that's not even it. I just. I was like that. Like, I really was. I like just, I wanted only toxic turbulent shit and like, you know what I mean?

Whether I was the toxic person or they were, we both were. Yeah. that's and I don't know serious relationships have you been like in it's like I genuinely need like a Venn diagram to answer that question because it's like some might have been serious to me and maybe they weren't serious to M maybe you know what I mean I didn't take something seriously and the guy was really good or like just relationship wise I've been in a lot of relationships true yeah like just did you get married at one point that's what I It's literally a pie chart. Like, I don't even know how to fucking... It's so funny because I just hired... Not just hired, but like six months ago, I hired a new assistant. And she doesn't know, like, anything about who I was before this, Tanna.

Which is so funny. Is this your favorite version of you? Bye. I think it's the only one I claim. Like, I'm so... I hold hands with all the other versions of myself. No, like, what was your favorite era? This one!

Besides this one. Oh, my... Or your messiest era. Yeah. I can. look back with like respect for all of them like all of those girls got me here yeah and like i i appreciate them so much and like i think i did my best with the cards i was dealt truly i was dealt the shitty hand yeah like worked it out and got here but jesus fucking christ i was just

such an insane person for so long i like i'm doing a youtube video right now where i like react to my own camera roll over the years and photos and it all started because that's brilliant the other day someone sent me a photo of it's me my friend diablo paris hilton and demi lovado and paris and demi are sitting there in blazers they look fucking amazing yeah they're posing diablo's just like posing i'm wearing the chenelle tweed two preset like i should be classy right you want to know what i'm doing i'm lifting the chenelle tweed to show my full tits and i'm going like this in the tweed and paris sitting there in a blazer and i'm like tana like i don't even know how to say this nicely but like kill yourself like like put the top down like it was just like always that like i was just everything was

that just so chaotic but like chaos is fun it is so fun that's i think that's what i think i just i did it like i got so tired of it because like chaos also for me at least like there are so many negatives you know what i mean yeah i can bring a lot of drama like drama and feeling like shit about my own decisions and like just that's all I do is be like shit about my own decision but it's I it's such great content it is so great for the plot it is I'm so happy now to be a bitch with lore like I'm happy I'm fucking law I'm happy I did it all like I love my lore now I'm like you know what I mean like yeah I mean it's good stories to tell them stuff for sure but I don't think I'll ever go back like I just no I feel like you're so you're like in

Hawaii just like the and it's and it's so it's so crazy like I wish you could tell me in my peak chaos like boring will be your fucking goal you just want to be underwater you respect your boyfriend that's huge that's great you respect yourself yeah literally I need to get that no but like at the same time I also never want to be the like sober police or like the preachy police because like no I don't get that vibe like I I went sober and unsober and fucking went in and out of it for so long like I had to get it all out of my system I had to like hit my own moment where I wanted to be done and it was that night in New York yes you were like fuck it was how I felt the next day yeah it really anxiety and I'd been I meant to go on that tour sober and like I like I told myself for my birthday in June that June

yeah that I was just going to get drunk for my birthday trip go sober go on tour be sober and then I was drunk from June to September every single day I was shit faced and like I'm on tour and I'm like drinking beers and I'm trying to wean off of it and like be light about alcohol and like light about and like you saw me you were there about night nothing was light about anything better on stage sober or off a couple drinks because I feel like me I would drink before to be honest a couple drinks is the dream right and if I if I if me and a couple drinks could be friends I wouldn't be sitting here saying like you know what I mean like yeah I'm saying yes a drink or two to go out and do a show is great you're loose

and you're feeling the energy of the crowd and all of that stuff. But the amount of shows that I did fucking shit-faced, like, is to be studied. Oh, my God. So it's like, yeah, I don't have moderation. Didn't you used to, like, perform music? Oh, yes. That was an era in my life. That could be your favorite era.

I feel like that should be one of them. That is not my favorite era. I'll tell you. I was just dating musicians and I think I was so dignitized that I thought I had to become them. Like you were like doing what Courtney Kardashian does 100% yeah but like way less like she just puts the leather jacket on and she's like trap no but she's like I want a face tattoo and I'm gonna write this rap and wrap it and I'm like on Valium on stage wrapping like my rap like what are you doing honestly you have the confidence to do it at that time of my life is like riding for you and just I needed more people no I always go back and forth this where I'm like I needed more people telling me no but at the same time who I was like Barack Obama could have walked in

and said like no you shouldn't do this and I would have been like you don't get the vision I'm like you know it's like you don't get the lore you don't understand I'm a rapper and you're not we did you rap or just sing I both a whole lot of both and all it's all earblood to me I'll tell you the God honest truth and it's so funny to me

like my fans to this day love it and like what more and like I have a very weird relationship but I hate it like I'm like don't play that I don't want to hear you can't watch it back oh my God I did a video reacting to all my old music videos full music videos yeah I haven't seen those yet oh it's you'll do a whole search and it's don't text me about it don't talk to me about it but you can do it on your own time and like oh I'm starting to just like it's camp like it's funny but like that's just like you're young or self it's camp yeah it's exactly it's camp and like just that like just you're going from like nothing to like having the world in my hands at like 16 and 17 and I was like I just I needed to be humbled bad you know how old were you when it was like COVID in LA what was that like I was I was like because I feel like that was a fucking fever dream I feel like that's all the videos were just like it was so I was so awful I mean first of all let's just get that right out of the way I was so awful I remember like just I lived next door to the

the hype house if that tells you anything they were my it's like coronavirus and the hype house is my neighbor next door house is touch and and like COVID relationships like I was doing a lot of that like I would just be locked in with some red one TikTok was really just like boom yes that's when everyone was popping off because everyone was like stuck inside

like hitting the fucking renegade and like my house was like the hype house so I was throwing party I was throwing ragers. So I'm just jaw swinging, posting with all the TikTokers, and people are like, it's a global pandemic. And I was like, oh, do you mean? And it was so fierce. And I'm still just, oh, my God, like, kill me thinking about it.

No, COVID was really fucking weird in New York as well. Yeah, just like. This goes down. It is. I feel like it just, even TikTok and like where we're at societally wouldn't be a thing at all if it weren't for COVID. Like being in the house, everyone's attention spans got collectively so much shorter and worse.

like even just relationships and situationships no one was like going on dates so that became normalized like dating culture almost became like everyone was like doing more online dating i feel like not meeting each other in person then meeting each other in person having to like stick with them for a long time because of like covid restrictions i was like hooking up with this guy during covid and i feel like still looking back that was probably like my most dark situation ship era ever in time and like it's something about like feeling like the world is ending you're like I have to like marry that like the attachments to the people that like I dated during COVID were so much like yeah you have nothing else to focus

on yes exactly yeah and I'm just like rotting in bed with somebody's son who's a lizard and like it's just like oh my god I'm not all of them actually a lot of them were really good people as well let me know I was the lizard let's be real no I was lizard it's and it happens it happens Did you go to high school? You know what I love about me? Every influencer ever? You know what I love about me? No, but that's a valid question.

You didn't go to high school? I went for like seven minutes. I was known in high school for only going to school on Fridays because I wanted to know what was happening on the weekend. Like I would go to school on Friday to be like, what's the function? That's kind of brilliant. And you went to high school in Vegas? Yes. and it was it changed it made me who I am for sure it was crazy I went to all girls all girls

Catholic school for eight years and we're still sitting right here you and I are perfect examples of how you can be in the opposite and like become the opposite or like become a product of your environment and then still end up in the same I just like can't believe I can't even imagine were people scissering like did you les out yes did you let out I've chowed once you chowd yeah how was that it was fine but it was like performative I feel like a guy was there yeah so I was like is this really gay or is it really straight you know what I mean because I was doing it for the mail gate yes 100% but it was fine I've never done that I've never munched box you have it I was just munching box in my free time oh yeah I've never had a threesome

you've never had a threesome only foursums okay so you're just like leveling up on me um no no no because like a threesome is more like classic it's like the human it's like the human centipede yeah and where were you in the mix if you were in the human centipede which what centipede would you want to be the first one like face to ass no you're the one at the front oh yeah the one at the back is the or the one in the middle will probably be the worst the one in the middle's crazy that movie was probably the scariest movie I've ever fucking seen I like remember where what I was wearing when I saw that and why was everyone like like I'm serious like it was like a formative experience why was everyone

so obsessed with it like why why is a whole society and I feel like this was at the same time as like two girls one cup I don't know if you got weird one guy one jar one girl one horse like I'm just saying it was like it was like the ways that just flowed naturally off your tongue one guy one jar is the craziest what I'm not recommending it to anyone wait what's one guy one jar he just like it's one guy and get this and get this there's one jar and he shoves it he just shoves it and then i think it breaks he should i think it breaks it was like you fisting that guy and your acrylics are coming off it's like kind of the same thing one hallie one fist one gaping hole no but i would say like i compared like

a threesome to the human centipede because one person's like in the front oh okay honestly yeah walk me three your threesome. Okay. Okay. Actually, this is a crazy story, but I don't know if I get, I'm ready. I, it was COVID. Okay. She's like, I had an N95 mask on. I'm eating pussy through it. No, so I was talking that guy that I was talking to during COVID. And we were having like, FaceTime sex in like a bathroom. So I just like had like full blown like camera like FaceTime front screen like popping my fucking pussy on camera. this house party that like was in boston at okay as in like all eyes on me in the center of the ring like everyone's watching you do this or you're like in a bathroom no in a bathroom

a lock door okay and like camera like you know just the whole like like outside someone's on ox it's like all i need is your love okay no literally and and i like i left whatever i finished with him I come out this couple had been like fucking the whole day okay okay these two people and they were like the only two people left at this party so I was like already like horny as fuck after having face time sex with this guy so it's like it would be fun if like we both suck this guy's dick and this is not the friend where you like buy annually suck her boyfriend's dick for like oh no that's my other friend okay that's that's my favorite thing that you do dead ass but we'll get there We'll get there. No, we'll get there. But then this girl, like, pulls out a bag, starts doing blow. And so we're, like, kind of doing blow off this guy's dick. And, like, this is at a house party where, like, everyone went to bed. And we're in their living room. So, like, there's, like, a bunch of rooms off where they're, like, just... Living room, cocaine threesome is so fierce on a leather. On a leather couch. At least it was leather. Yeah. And so this girl gets fucking completely naked. And then she, like, sits on his face. I sit on his dick. And then we switch. And then I'm going to...

down on her and he's behind me and then we switch so it's just like a bunch of switching that's what I mean disassociated for two seconds and came back and I was like I wish I could draw you a picture no I have one no you do no and it's hot oh yeah it is honestly hot so you're just like switching like that yeah switching back and forth and he was like honestly I was scared I didn't want to do like the whole threesome thing but this girl really wanted to do it and I was also cocaine like I'm just thinking about the amount of times where I was like doing a little line and I was like I'm gonna give a blow job and like you think it's the most like fierce work that you've ever given and like your makeup's like bleeding your mouth's dry as fuck it's like sandpaper like you're like wiping your snot you're like crying he's not coming he's on coke too you're doing it for like an hour you have TMJ and like carpal tunnel kind of like gnawing on it too because your jaw is like going back and forth it's like the least hot thing ever literally ever but that was my that's that's so funny like all of the like I even think like my I was going to bring up my pegging more again, but like, just the things that you think you need

to do sexually when you're on Coke and you think it's so hot looking back. It's like, you are fucking disgust. I know. And when I'm all drunk, my eyes crossed. So I was probably like sucking him off like this. Like, ah, like drooling down my face and bloody nose. Yes. And I was like, this is so fucking hot. Yes. That was literally me for so long. It's so funny. I've like done such a 180 now where I'm like so. You like make love. Yes. Like I'm like a missionary starfish little look me in the eyes i love you daddy like baddy like because it's like why were you swinging from ceilings you know like i was doing the most that exactly and like i think performative almost again it's just like what did your father do to you like why or what did you what

happened in your childhood tantatory you need to be like spider pig in the bedroom like i like think about me because i have a great relationship yes i love your dad he's amazing i don't know him i'm so parasit but like i i feel like i'm still like sick in the head like that I feel like I don't have an ass, so I have to make up for it with being, like, sick in other ways. You are so fucking funny. Like, that is literally insane. Like, I have to distract them from my AirPods build. I think AirPod build is the new.

I think Brooke taught me that. I think she said that word to me and I'm stuck in my head. And it's so crazy, like, just the internet making people, like, even just, like, people, like, I know she had that whole thing with her boob job. And I was like, I literally, like, I want to come online. and then, like, fight people. Was it that? Yes, and it's like, she's so beautiful. She was honest about it, too.

And, like, everyone has one. And, like, I just, I think it's so unfair the way the internet, like, picks and chooses who they want to, like, and that, like, body shaming is so fine the second a girl gets anything done. Like, then suddenly it's, like, a free-for-all. People, but I want to say to you, I was going to open up this podcast by saying this, because it's, like, so wholesome, but instead we started with, um, I don't even know what we Belisima?

Yeah, and pegging. Pegging. I want to say, I want to give you your fucking flowers for being, just sharing everything that you're going through right now and like going through in life and being so vulnerable about it because it's like, and it's such a corny word to use and I hate when someone says it to me when someone's like, you're so brave. And it's like I'm a fucking like white, blonde influencer. And I'm like, I'm so brave.

think you know what I mean but like yeah it is so brave yeah just sit there and film something and know like the second I hit post on this I'm going to receive hate yeah for something that I'm going through and I'm trying to help people and I'm being vulnerable and people go through this every day but I'm gonna I'm gonna face that anyways yeah in hopes that a this helps me and B this helps someone else yeah and you don't see enough of it either I mean I've been dealing with the shit since I was like so young like 12 and I just remember like having so much shame around the conversation because people like it's such like a shameful mentalness i feel like and it's not talked about a lot so i just like think in my head no like matter the amount of hate

that i might receive for the way i look online or the way i talk about it but i feel like if it could help like some 12 year old out there then i feel like i'm doing something for someone that's kind of how i look at it i'm trying to like heal my younger self no it's true and i think that like women are so layered and sometimes people also aren't ready for that. It's like at one moment you might want to be being so funny and so crazy and saying these crazy things. And then the next moment you want to be like this, this is this real thing that I'm struggling with.

And then people are like, well, you can't struggle with this because you do this, this, this and this and this and it's like, no, I'm layered. I'm a person. And like, I don't know. I just like, even like lately I've been having a lot of influence or friends struggling with a lot of stuff like behind the scenes and they'll hit me up. And like my advice, especially because like a lot of people will share. share everything until it's something really deep dark yeah and don't give me wrong sometimes it's

like maybe don't share that until you're mentally well enough to share that because like of the internet in the world yeah but if you're in the headspace like my advice always is if you're in the headspace to be vulnerable with your audience like you will help people you'll help yourself because it's like then you don't feel like you're hiding this big thing from people and or you're like hold yourself accountable in a way and I feel like I'm so unsurious online I talk about like the most unsurious shit ever like dick or going out partying whatever and I feel like I would be doing myself a disservice if I didn't share a side of me that was actually a little more like concrete and serious.

And I just want to give people the full picture because the whole part of my schick is like being authentic. I relate to that so much. And you know, like you want to be a real person. And I feel like it's a bad thing, but it makes me kind of tangible in a way where it's like, okay. I don't think it's a bad thing. I really don't.

It's sad that like society might make you think that. But like I think it's such a good thing. And I relate to that so heavily. That was like why I started ever talking about my sober journey. because I was like, A, like, I want to help the crazy girls out there, you know, and that's another thing, too, like, even just with my sobriety, I'm always like, I want to show the, like, crazy girls that there is, like, a world where, like, if Tana did that, I can do it, too. Like, I was so in the trenches and so crazy.

And that, like, you don't, I feel like when you're crazy, you also associate, like, you're fun with being crazy. Like, I'm not going to be fun anymore if I do this. And, like, you know what I mean? I just want to show people that there is another side of that. And you're doing the same thing. And the other side of that is holding yourself accountable. Like that was the main reason I started doing it.

I was like, I have to say I'm sober to all these people so that like it's embarrassing if I'm not. You know what I think is nice about like your whole journey is people saw you in like every phase so that I feel like people watch you like evolve as a person too and like watch your frontal lobe kind of develop, which is really cool. Click like a light switch. It is night and day. Yes. Yeah. And I love that. That's sweet.

But I think you should just never fucking stop talking about the things that you're going through even if you feel like people don't. take you seriously. Because then I talked about it and I was getting sent like, not that I go and Reddit, but I get sent threads and it's hard not to like sometimes click. I think sending someone a Reddit thread about them should be punishable by law. By law. And I mean that with everything. It's crazy. Because people are now like, oh, she wants everyone to know how sick she is. I'm like, I was just being honest. Like. Yeah. And like it's also someone in Nebraska in like a blueie t-shirt that's like writing that about you. That's not normal behavior. I 100% agree. I I think that people need something to feel passionate about

and when it's not their own lives, it's other people's. But just like, do your best not to consume that. Because at the same time, while there is someone writing that threat about you and making you feel that, it literally is like fan fiction. Like people don't realize these are real people. Yeah.

But you probably have also had a girl come up to you and be like, thank you so much for posting that. Oh yeah, I was getting so many DMs being like that episode or like that TikTok was really helpful for me and just like telling my family and my loved ones about what I'm going through. And that was like kind of like the message wanted to get across is like they're difficult conversations like that whole episode was like

kind of like swallowing all my words and like stuttering because it was like an anxious yeah like you're freaking the I know that yeah you're just freaking the fuck out to say it I had to get it across and you like convince yourself that like you know what I mean just like I should stick to saying the easy stuff and like whatever like it's a it's very a layered thing but you're showing the duality of woman and I think that's important and just like but the effects that like this life can also have you know what I mean like it's it's weird I've never really had a lull because I'm kind of newer just you know social media in general and I've never had a dip in my like weight or my mental health issues and stuff with food where I've been like in the public eye so people kind of watched me like kind of decline really quickly and it was just like I wasn't addressing it and I feel like I had to address the elephant in the room but now that I did and I said this is kind of like a weakness I have which you know I feel like it's a brave thing to acknowledge your weaknesses I 100% but now people are like okay this is her Achilles heel so this is like what hate comments will actually affect her because like we're like your botch filler blah blah whatever you're

blah blah like all these other things but it wasn't really like affecting me but now that they know that this is like a topic that maybe is a little closer to yeah sensitive they're like okay we can knock her down a peg for this and i you're you're human yeah you're human for being knocked down by that but what i will say also with what i know about you i don't know you like so fucking well but i'm also very parisocial with you and i keep up with everything that you do yeah and i have so much faith that you are such a strong-headed strong-willed person and that eventually you will be able to read a comment like that and genuinely feel nothing yeah like you will prevail from that being because if you already hit the nail on the head with the psychology behind it it's like this person

is just trying to hit me where it hurts and like they have to be hurting so bad in their fucking life misery loves company 100% like want to do that to me and to continue to prevail and show up like The fact that you are still showing up and prevailing and just being like, nope, I'm here and I'm going through this and I'm sharing it and I'm going to get better and like all these things and I'm going to feel better. Like that is such an insane testament to so many fucking people. Yeah. I'm just trying not to like read comments as much because I feel like it's so important to protect your peace. But like obviously we go through like rabbit holes where we're like deep diving on like I just like want to know what people, how I'm perceived. But like I feel like.

I think. No, I cut you off. No, I cut you off. Tanner, learn. learn literally take an out of all focus learn she was talking continue wait i'm like really bad about that too it's ADHD i have ADHD but i can't because the eating stuff i can't treat it no and it's that's so real i honestly hate treating my ADHD you don't like out of all like i hate that i need it like when i take it i'm like oh my god wow like this is how people form conversations

and finish tasks and pay attention and be on time and no literally but like sometimes Adderall can have that adverse effect on me where like I can't speak. So I always get worried to like do it before a podcast. Podcasting on Adderall feels like you're like solving a Sudoku puzzle. Like it hurts. I couldn't. And I hate that those are the only medicines to like fix ADHD. No, yeah.

I had a whole ADHD stunt in college. And I had a whole something that I wanted to say to you. Oh. Yeah. Sorry. No, no, no. I forgot. And then I remember.

Me and you having ADHD. We were just like, what? We're having ADHD off. You know, like, fuck. We're like, oh, squirrel. I want to say that just try to remember that you're indifferent of all of those comments. Like I always say this to people and I would drill this into Brooks head even just like upon, especially coming into things. It's like someone right now somewhere is calling you Jesus and someone right now somewhere is telling you to kill yourself.

And like neither of those things are true. Like you are literally indifferent of everything because it's scary because if you start basing yourself worth and your mental health in the good comments even like, oh my God, you look so prettier. Oh my God. You're so funnier. Oh my God. whatever you start to put weight into them and believe like these comments are valuable yes are value exactly and so then when you're reading someone say something bad that same like value is there yeah it's like you're indifferent of all of that and the people who know you know you and you also have

like great fucking rider guys great family great friends which is that's also important this industry as you know is like dicey when it comes to like having and holding long term relationships so you got to keep your circle real fucking close and everyone else is just at arm's length I always say that you can tell so much about a person, like, dependent on how they keep friends or how long they can keep friends. Or just how they move. Yes. Like, I see so much of that in L.A. where I'm just like, oh, my God, you have a new best friend, like, every week. Or, oh, my God.

Like, your friendships are so toxic. Or, like, you're always in a fight with someone. Yes. You're always having a falling out with someone. Yes. And it's just, like, yeah. I'm always just, like, mentally noting that because that's what it is. It's arm's reach.

Like, you can still have fun with those people. but letting them into your... Have you had a lot of friendship breakups? No. No? I've had the same best friends for like 13, 14 years. That's crazy. And we all live together to this day.

Wait, is Amari from Vegas? Yes, yes. We grew up together, and we met when we were like 12. And his family adopted me. Oh, really? And yeah, and they're the best. They're the fucking literal best. We love.

It's funny, we were even, like, just on the car right over here, Armari, and I were talking, and he was like telling this story about we were in Vegas at some boxing match and he had the flu and he had a fever and he wanted to go home and this is when I was like drinking and everything and I'm like he's like I have the flu I have a fever I want to go home and I'm being like do another bump take another shot you're not leaving like I'll never let him leave anywhere especially my drinking era like someone's leg could be cut off and they'd be like I want to go home and I'm like another I'm like that's just like I have a bandit I didn't care about anyone I just wanted everyone to stay and I was like I'm already it's so funny that you were like so nice to me and like whatever and he's like no you make my life so fun like it was so fun all our memories and i'm like that's you're my soulmate because no one else feels that way i feel like gradin's my soulmate yeah and like how how special is that like i don't know i have friends to me or friend showed me what family is i didn't know what it was until my friends do you do all your holidays with amari yeah we did that's so cute and ashley and isabella and we all live together and we do everything together and it was great that's in Vegas yeah and here yeah and here okay yeah we do it we do it all

together and thank god for them i don't know where i would be without them and they've just it's so funny people will be like they just stay with her for da da da da da the life the clown like these people have picked me up off the like i was the worst like they have they were hiding the bottles and they put up yeah breaking up with the boy for me because i wouldn't like they have they have done it all for me like just they we ride for each other i love that and you guys have that too and it's really cute no we do he doesn't play about you in the cutest way no he doesn't play about me i don't play about him either Even just like your stories last night

You like posted on your story Like we're sleeping in the same bed tonight or something I know we like kind of like fake a sexual relationship sometimes I don't know if it's fake Have you guys ever done anything like what's the most sexual thing You've ever done It's fake He goes it's fake

Yeah he would never touch my clam I believe that he would He like I love love clam Clam's a great work No like clam is like can I steal that Like, I'm, I'll give you full credit. I'm going to run that into the ground.

No, clams how he describes it. I hope that's based off of what it looks like and not a smell. Yeah. Oh, my, yeah, that's fierce. No, or a Venus flytrap. I love. Toona taco. Sausage wallet.

Should we tell each other, each other's body counts? But not on the pod, like in each other's ears. Yeah. I would say it if we cut it. Mine's like, B. Are you laughing? Because that's not a lot or a lot?

I don't know why you're laughing. There was one Easter at the family Easter. I'm talking. Amari's parents are in on this. We all sat and we made a list of my body count. And mom's like, oh, no, remember that one? Dad's like, came over like and we all we cracked we cracked the code and i'll never do it again and i have a

note's app but there's still some guys there that there's some guys i would literally gently walk past on the street and not know that we fucked oh wow yeah mine weirdly that's mine's like yours would be this can we keep in our reaction yes of course you can't be easy I remember every single one. Really? Yes. Like weirdly. I don't think I remember any of them, to be honest.

I don't remember the last time I had sober sex. Really? Yeah. Does the morning count? I'm still pretty fucked up. Yeah. That is so interesting. Yeah.

That is so interesting. Does the morning count as sober sex? I'm going to say no when I'm thinking about like my time. No, because I feel like I'm the most delusional and silly when I'm hungover. What's the like? what's like the oh my god i don't even know if i want to tell my story in response to this question i ask but what's like the most fierce week of your life like sexually like like all in one week you like this this like like like Halloween or like no not like no like specifically like how many bodies

did like what was the like craziest sexual escapade week of your life i've been on a tear recently i feel like it's been really bad i'll let anyone hit like if marshal She wanted to fuck her and I probably would take off my pants. There was this one weekend, though. Well, because I went on a six-month hiatus this year. From sex. From sex. Celibacy.

Like... She can't even say it. I can't even pronounce that word, to be honest. But, like, not even my choice, but, like, I just, like, didn't want to be naked with anyone. And then I just kind of, like, turned my brain off early September. And I was just on a tear when it rains it porous. But I think my worst scariest one was probably... a few years ago when I fucked five guys in like one weekend and it was all week end was crazy I was

not expecting oh a Thursday to Sunday yeah it was like I fucked one guy I met at the bar this really hairy guy and then the second day I hooked up with my ex boyfriend and then he like and then I like left his apartment and went back out and then I like fucked in like the bathroom of like a club and then I had really like that I was like how many guys is that four three? I love podcast producers Because he's literally getting paid To count how many bodies you caught in this weekend And then the next day I was shaking

I need to go to brunch I went to this brunch spot Me God I see so much of who I once was in you Can please continue And then I Fuck this merry guy But like

Three drinks And was he the finale He was the fifth I think there was a myth one in there somewhere yeah so Thursday night Friday night Friday late morning there was one Thursday night Friday night the wee hours of Saturday morning Saturday night Sunday that's that's five were you like a big club girl or were you like more just like house parties here in L.A. I had a huge clubbing era I did here from what ages um 17 to like 22 because the clubs in L.A used to be really fun

Honestly, like, Poppy used to be so fucking fun. Delilah used to be so fucking fun. I loved the, like, I'm with Zakpia era. I like love Zachia. He's honestly, and this is, I got dinner with him two weeks ago. L.A. has true. You did what? I got dinner with him.

Oh, I did. That's not what I thought you said. Oh. I don't know what I thought you said, but it wasn't that. I truly, I do love him so much. And I, this is so L.A. of me. And this is going to get clipped and I'm going to get ripped to shreds. But, like, he is so misunderstood.

Zach Bia. he's like like he's so angelic that's a crazy word to use sweet calm and genuine yes genuine smart and it's so funny too because like you'll see the comments about him and it's people being like

oh my god this man needs to be stopped and then like the men that are the hottest bitches the men that are like America's sweetheart in the public eye are the ones like really actually cheating and actually like doing the diabolical shit like he I don't know yeah no he's just like you sit down with him

And I'm like, oh, I get why you pull all the fucking baddies. Yeah, you're just normal and, like, funny and humble as well. And he's, like, kind of, like, moves, like, kind of stealthily. Is that a word? Stealthily. Yeah, that is a word. Okay. Yeah.

Like, mysteriously. Mysteriously. And it's a very, like, interesting life. And it's, yeah, even just people kind of be like, why does he, like, have whatever? Like, culture is so important. You know what I mean? And, like, especially in, like, PR and, like, like, he's invited to these things for a reason. Like, he's tapped into the culture.

Like, yeah. I don't know. No, he's great. I'm going to get fucking annihilated for that, which is like so sad. Wait, why? I don't know. I really think that once the internet decides that they hate someone. What is, did you just pull papers to ask me questions that Marshall wrote that you've never read out of your ass?

I thought we were like having so much fun though. No, we weren't. What? I didn't think we needed these. Oh, yeah. That's what I meant. Yeah. I was like, oh, like, I'm just going to like, yeah.

Oh, I thought you meant that I just like came at your neck. I was like, no, I love you. Did I come off too strong? we were i i always love that when you like just sit down and geeky no yeah i was like really because usually sometimes i'm like anxious about sitting down with someone but i was like i feel like me and tanner just gonna like rip it 100% yeah and some people too like in podcasting and interviewing like their teams or just like who they are it's like more it's strict you got to like have your shit together what you're asking and saying and stuff i don't like a script yeah i'm like i'm just in

that era i love to come like have a conversation with people that i actually like or like Yeah, believe in. And I don't think we've ever, like, besides cancel one, but I don't think we've ever just, like, sat down me and you, where we just, like, just, like, chat. And even that, like, it was, that canceled episode was just so funny. Like, it was just, like, we had the most rant. We were talking about Caprize for, like, 30 minutes. Like, 30 minutes. No one, like, I just, I see people skipping that.

Like, we were talking about, like, Disney Channel adults. Or no, Disney, Disney adults. I do feel. Well, actually, I've had a recent change of heart on Disney adults. On Disney adults. On Disney. Disney adults. What's up with the Love Island Disney pipeline?

Do you notice that? Like they all go to Disneyland after they come off the island. I don't get it. That is so funny. Actually, like the Super Bowl. They're like, you just won Love Island. Where are you going? They're like, we're going to fucking Disneyland.

I'm like, I don't understand it. Maybe. I guess the only thing that I could imagine is like they want to go get mobbed in the real world. Right? Like, it's like new fame. Like I remember that. I was like, where can I take me to the Grove? Let's go to Craigs.

Yes. Like, I want everyone to fucking see me. me. I know. I'm like Disney. I've only been, I think I like, I had no childhood. So I didn't like have the Disney childhood. And then I've like only been like once or twice. So I like, people have like extreme love for it. It was honestly one of my like, someone on like my beauty team is like a Disney adult. And she came over. No. And she came over to give me a service. And she's kids. And she was just like, she is like definitely a Disney adult. And I asked her about it. And, like, her eyes, like, lit up so wide.

And she's, like, just, I don't care if I have to work every single day to do this. It's the happiest that I'm going to be. And I have this, like, coming to Jesus where I'm like, Tanna, you're, you were such an evil, awful, miserable, hateful cunt. Like, why were you taking out your anger for, like, literally yourself on Disney adults? Like, if that's what they want to do. I just don't understand it either, really. I don't, I don't. And I don't.

And it's Disney. I just haven't gone as an adult. Mm-hmm. We should go together. We really should. But I hate roller coasters. You don't like roller coasters? Which is so, like, ironic because I've, like, been on a mental one my whole life.

But, like, I hate... Maybe that's why you don't like them. And then I dated a girl who, like, I hate more than anything when someone's like, no, you don't hate them. Like, you just haven't, like, stop. Like, maybe you're scared. Like, you just need to have fun. Like, you're going to love them. Like, everyone loves roller coasters and they, like, force you.

And it's, like, I dated someone who did that. And, like, I went on all of them. And at the end of it, I was like, I still hate roller coasters. And, like, quite frankly, I hate you. Do you not... Honestly, fuck you, bitch. Like, do not. like things that make you like thrill-seeking stuff like would you jump out of an airplane

on like a full xanax bar I'd skydive I want to do that I love Xanax I can say that I'm prescribed I am also prescribed I like I love a bar I have anxiety like and I like need it sometimes obviously I'm prescribed it and like you know I had a zana era where I was extremely misusing it I really want a zana era no Oh, you don't. But you have a cool name to, like, go with Xanax. What would my name be? Zally.

No. Zana and Zally would have taken over the world. Zana and Zally, we'd be president. That would be a great show. It was, it was so fucking. I was so bad. It was so bad. And I was mixing it with alcohol.

And that was when Green Hulks, like the green Zanax bars were a thing. And I was, I was the Hulk. Like, truly, I was going around. And my catchphrase as Xana too was I would just be like I'm faded like trying to like pass it off as like weed and it's like everyone knows that whatever the fuck has you crawling on the floor right now is more than we would you like repeat yourself every like 10 seconds like a loop God yes I like oh my I want to like talk about my Xanax relationships so I don't want to like out these people but I mean whatever there's a there's an infamous video of me talking to the paparazzi and I'm coming out a catch and I had taken probably like 13 shots of tequila and like a few Xanax bars and I come out and I'm talking to the paparazzi and they asked me this was during COVID they were like um how do you feel about Addison Ray and Bryce whole bringing up and I look at the paparazzi dead into the camera and I say I hate people I love them speaking Rubik's Q I hate people I love them and like that encapsulates

my Xanax era and you're like all right that's when I'm going to put down the green hog 100% Once I took a Greenhawk before boarding a flight to to Germany and I left all my bags and my passport when I was boarding the flight because I was so barred out

while waiting for the flight 100%. It's just like your memories fucked on it 100%. And then when you're coming down you're like pissed at everyone you're living at the world you're sweating

sweating profusely It's oh my God my managers had to like block my drug dealers It was like so fierce My entire I had an MTV show And across the entire show, I was on Xanax. Like, and you can't. Yeah, no, misusing Xanax definitely was not.

Yeah. I don't know how I got that one together because I am an addict through and through. And now I can just take a little bit occasionally when I have anxiety and, like, it's very normal. Yeah. Yeah. Do you smoke?

Yes. I'm California sober. And I feel like I should say that more. So I'm sober. And then people in the comments are like, about you smoke wheel. And I'm like, I can't raw dog life. I like.

I can't smoke weed. Really? I like, it freaks. I freak out and I crash out. It's one or the other with people. I think about like outer space. I think about the fact that I'm going to die one day or like my parents are going to die before me. And like I think like that.

And I don't mean to go all like whiz Khalifa on you right now. But I am like so. Sometimes I'll pitch to people, certain people like just and I feel like I'll take this to you. That I think that different strains do different things. Okay. Because I'll smoke. No, you have to find it for you. It's, it's giving ayahuasca.

It's giving your own journey. It's giving journey. Yes, like, but, like, certain strains will have me, like, counting my pores and, like, regretting something I did when I was nine. And, like, you know what I mean? And then other strains will have me just, like, a little calmer. But, like, significantly hungrier or two, which is scary. Like, the food I eat on weed does scare me.

That's, like. I just, like, always, like, can't do it in, like, a setting where I'm around people. I'll be like, oh, my God, they think I'm weird. I was the other day someone was asking me just, like, do you ever, like, hate, like, fan experiences or, like, meeting fans? And I was like, no, I love it. Like they made me, they've given me everything I have. Like I always have fun.

The only time is if I'm like, and I don't hate it, but it's just like if I'm high as fuck meeting someone, and then I'll even be like, I was just so fucking weird. I was just so fucking weird. Yeah. I did that one among over. I'll be like, outloaded. Yeah, no, literally.

I'm like, thank you for the support. Like when I'm high, that's the only thing. So to anyone who's ever met me when I'm high, I'm so sorry. We covered a lot of crazy topics. We probably have like a 30-minute episode. with all the cuts it's fucking four minutes long let me what's on these let's see or would you like to no i want to what did you print out marshall i should probably look at this before me as fuck though and i appreciate the honesty because a lot of people like you can just like

you'll sit down for an interview and you can tell that they've never read the cards that they're asking the questions and they're so committed to the lie that like they wrote these and studied and it's like i know you didn't i know you don't know about tanacon like i was like i don't know much about tana con though you're better off tell you that much look at these images wait that's kind of fun so do you give people advice

I'm gonna no so like although it's like almost November we're gonna have to change this soon but you could call it we're reacting to like people submissions how they were sketchy in September okay you could call it nutty November you know just coctober yeah I love

I love October that's a good one Anyways, all right, let's react to these. I'm ready. So this is sketchy shit people did in September. And then you're just kind of reacting to it. You're not telling them like good or bad or like giving advice. We could give some advice. I'm down.

Some of them are just like, okay. Like I might open a business with my current boss who have fucked a dozen times. I would say don't do that. 100% don't do that. I would say absolutely not. Unless you think you're going to marry the man. I wouldn't. I would say absolutely do not

imagine you have the post not clarity you guys are done and then it's like I don't know exactly it's like a lot of moving It's like who's LLC is this and also like you came in three minutes And I hate you like uh huh no I don't like that for her Okay I met a dude at a bar I went home with him Fucked him in the shower and his girlfriend walked in I would be that is like really humbling

Because I'm really imagining the visual And as much as we talk about how shower sex is hot It's not hot It at a very rare occasion it can be hot water's not a lubricant 100% I couldn't agree with that more squeaky yes like you're eat er eat er in the plus 100% raw and like the position sometimes it's like oh my tiptoes yes and like just like I can think about times where I was having shower sex and it's like Tanna I know you were giving gut like beer belly gut like in that position yes and then like everyone's in a weird squat like your

knees hurt and like imagine like the girlfriend walking in there's like water in your face in your eyes you can't really see anything well now this girl who wrote in is going to like literally like yeah just off like what I will say is it's not your fault diva and the man's a piece of shit and oh my god oh that poor girl and both girls like just everyone in that situation oh my god if I walked in on my man fucking someone in the shower I'm just iPhone photo immediately just photo immediately new lock screen I would think I would like hit him break the glass like just freak the fuck out i would go lose my fucking mind 100% but like why would he do that if the girlfriend they lived together that it is also crazy how cheaters get so

comfortable like like they just they start slow by breaking the the rules and then before it's like you're literally fucking another girl in the house that you live in with your girlfriend like yeah it's disgusting okay this girl i fucked a guy at 10 30 a.m and then fucked a different guy the same day 8.30 p.m. Yeah, I'm going to say that's a lot of time. You could do a lot of things in that time. You could shave a bush into a heart or a star. Like, you could like

Summer's Eve. Yeah, as long as you're like showering in between. Like, I don't see what's wrong with it. And honestly, like, even, you know. I've been there. Bird bath the pus in the sink. Like, you know, like, that's, it's real. Does you say bird bath the pus in the sink?

You know what I'm talking about. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You walk into that bathroom. You're bird bathing the puss like oh my god you're like i'm obsessed with you it's just as i've i've hit a bird bath or two i might try it do i tell my best friend i hooked up with her dad on his birthday this shit goes deep period um i'm gonna say no i wouldn't tell your friend and like I know that we both just gave you shitty ass advice but like I don't know I think ignorance is bliss here

is telling her gonna make you feel better but ruin her whole life and you're gonna lose her as a friend I think some secrets we can take to the grave I honestly like when I pulled out the bile on your podcast yeah it's funny because

that moment was so that moment was so jarring to me that I left and I left and I convinced myself. I was like, that didn't. Like, I hallucinated that. Like, there's no way, Hallie Batchelder just came on my podcast,

reached into her pocket to grab a lip gloss, and instead of a vial of Coke came out. Like, I was 100% convinced that I, like, I was like, I dreamt that. I made that up. And I was so casual about it. I go, oh, fuck, I thought that was birthdays. And you guys were, like, sitting across me, like.

But that was so me, like, such. I loved. Oh, my God. I was just like, fuck. They're probably judging me. No, I was not judging you because that was so me. For me, like, I don't know, it was more alcohol.

but I like the white claw inside of the like the lying like in the Starbucks cup like that was me for a minute oh wow you know like I'd go on someone's podcast and I'd like bring my little to go cup and like I'm like my coffee white claw blackberry white claw and you're a mess Hannah honestly what you're out right now fuck okay peeed my pants blackout last I'm peed it on my phone and it broke you got to fix that I'm not big on the peeing like I think that I think I think that if you get to a whole point that you you start peeing just maybe bring it back a little bit.

I was more so with guys and I have this fucked up complex where like I don't get people that pee like when they're drunk a lot. I think that I mean I was never personally. I've seen it a lot in life. I just like even when I've seen that in friends I'm like okay like some organs not like we got to we got to go check it out like

we got to take this seriously. It seems like a UTI that like never was healed. Yes or like the bladder's like please water no mortitos like you know like there's like I don't know but it is hard because I give more grace to girls than guys in every situation because like when a girl does something I'm like it's camp and then if like I if that was like my boyfriend peed while he was drunk last night in bed I'd be like my ex used to pee all the fucking time on you hot or bed like tied pods no like he would get up in the middle night fucking blacked out go into like this one time we're in aruba and we're like both staying on the

out pull out couch he walks into my mom's room and pee's all all over her makeup vanity like all over the place that's so funny because I was just going to tell you that my best friend's like ex would do that and he peed all over her makeup with it then like he was fully naked then sticking out my mom just like watching him do it he was like sleep walking what did she do she just was worried he was going to climb into bed with her and then like how did she bring it up the next day it was just an awkward family vacation anyways because my mom walked in on us having anal on that same plow couch so like it was kind of just like an L after an L. She was just like, fuck you guys. This boy I dated did me dirty, so I set up a fake tinder and goes to him on their date. I think that that's kind of, like always, always make the, especially in your early fucking 20s, like, everyone should have a little bit of a revenge era. Yeah. And then eventually you grow out of it and you're like, the universe will take care of everything. No, I agree. There was definitely a time in my life where I wanted to be the person's revenge. Like, it wasn't

the universe were you like been what's the word vindictive mm-hmm i'm like not good with words today no you were like like when you would like go through a bad breakup or something would you like want revenge on the ex yes i was like brutal i was brutal like i'm dating a rest friend i'm like i'm like doing it all where's your dad like yes yes like genuinely genuinely i was so brutal there was this one time i like whatever tried to put a photo on a billboard and it didn't work that's what i'll say like was yeah no billboards would accept the the photo pornographic quality of the photo but yeah let's do one more let a guy hit raw he said the body count was three but he was too much of a freak and now I have an SUD that was like a doctor

Seuss rhyme one fish two fish red fish blue fish babe oh god men are so awful once I got chlamydia or like I think at least once I got chlamydia um and this guy goes I go oh my god you gave me chlamydia and he goes I only give my favorite girl's chlamydia and I was like nice the bar

is in hell oh my god that's so fucking funny no but like I and got me pregnant it was the whole thing but like anyways I love you I love you too And thank you for whatever this was

And how many problems it's gonna cause for me I love it But sometimes I just need to come be silly You know what I mean I'm on all these podcasts right now Just being like I'm sober And I've grown so much and whatever But like we covered that though too

But like I also just like I enjoy the fucking funny silly sexual shit And I think that is the takeaway of today's episode The duality of women Okay That should be what it's called. I doality of women with

tantamont. With Tana. Withana. I love that she didn't say one word right of that. Okay. You got it. You're close.

It's yes. The jibbittana. I'm not calling this. Like, damn.