Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - The drought is over & Sketchy September is back

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

The Extra Dirty Summer is over and get ready for an even filthier fall! This week, Hallie recaps fashion week and being out for every night for 10 days, how the drought is OVER and Hallie has officially been back on the horse (because afterall, it IS Sketchy September), and the ICKY message she got on Raya. Then Hallie plays a NAUGHTY game of would you rather & ends by answering your questions: s*x fantasies, throwing rocks at an ex's car, & why all men will rue! DM me or Extra Dirty with any of your dying questions so we can answer them on the pod. Love you freaks!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You can't just eat anyone's ass. It depends who's ass it is. I feel like I would eat anyone's ass. That's disgusting. Like, well, like, in my bed, I don't like be like, oh, you get your ass eat and you don't. I'm like, Oprah, with ass eating. What are you, little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now.

We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Buenos days, everyone. Welcome back to ExtraJirty. Apologies for the way I appear right now. My eyes are under a little bit of construction. I'm in the process of getting LASIC.

I'm getting that done next week. And I'm like a little scared because I watched them do it while I was sitting in the doctor's office today, like doing my pre-op thing and oh my god they like it looks like peeling an egg it looks like skinning and grape but i'm kind of nervous but i literally can't see anything and we've talked about this a few times few episodes my eyesight is quickly declining fast so i'm going to be out next week well i'm going to have an episode next week but i'm going to be i don't know what the recovery looks like i hear it's very simple and easy gradin said he's gotten it done before but i'm looking forward to be able to see

to see people, to see men, although I haven't seen a hot guy in the longest time. I was thinking about, someone asked me that the other day, and they were dead serious. They were like, when was the last time you saw like a really, really attractive man? And I was like, I generally can't think of the last time. And I don't know if it's because my eyes are bad or because they're all hibernating somewhere in the city. But like even walking down the street, going out at nighttime, I don't see hot guys. And it's becoming an epidemic. But hopefully it's an eyesight issue and not let there's no hot men left in New York City because then I'm going to have to move.

But anyways, I am just coming off the bender that is Fashion Week. I want to recap that a little bit before getting into everything else. Fashion Week. Holy fuck. I feel like I got fucked in the ass. That's what it feels like, Fashion Week. it was chaos and a lot of it you know I was out every single day for the past 10 days and will I be going out tonight yes because Graydon's in town but oh my God it took maybe years off my life and I feel like I hoard myself out because this was the first fashion week that I'm like actually attending

things doing front row at things and just like kind of immersing myself in the whole fashion week process. Fashion week, it kind of felt like, you know, everyone's back from European summer. Everyone's back from their East Coast, you know, whatever Hamptons, Nantucket, whatever you vacation, everyone's back. So it kind of feels like the first week back to college. You know, everyone has their nice blowout. They just got their color done. It even feels like their seniors, juniors, sophomores in a freshman class in the influencer world. Like there's different parties. They're different friend groups. There's things that some people can't go to. There's, you know, there's rink. I don't know. It just feels like a lot of fucking shit going on at

once. It feels like orientation. But damn, the amount of parties people were like, there were just like, there were some days where I was going to five things in one day. And why was they hoaring myself out like that? And there's a whole argument to our influencers ruining fashion week in like maybe because sometimes some of those events I was sitting there being like I love fashion but like why am I here I feel like there's people that are like way more in the fashion world that are like a lot more deserving to be at these things yes I love going to the events I love meeting new people but you know I think there's an argument for maybe influencers maybe are ruining that space because I was sitting there at some of those things being like

what the fuck am I doing here but it was fun I have no regrets I just just feel like maybe it took years off my life. But that's just September in general here. It's like a nonstop party. I feel like it's going to be a nonstop bender. And my birthday's the 30th of September. I'm turning 28. So until I cross that finish line that is my birthday, I am going to party and not feel any guilt around it. Like someone said to me the other day being like, I cut out drinking for a little bit and then I reintroduced it, but I just didn't feel like it was that fun when I cut out drinking. And I was like, I don't think it would be that fun to do that.

Like, why would I stop myself from going out and just like ripping it while I still can? Like, I only looked like this once, you know? I took four days off drinking once and I didn't feel a difference. I was bored. It was lackluster. Nothing happened. What else happened in the? the past couple weeks. Oh, I got laid, which I feel like is so important because I was like

hitting a six-month drought. And I feel like I was dying. Like I was paler in the summertime. I feel like there was blood being sucked out of my body because there was no men in my life. And I just needed a warm body on top of me. I don't care who it was. But I ended up meeting this really hot guy, which I told this story on TikTok. I met this beautiful man and he was so hot. arguably out of my league probably not actually no he wasn't out of my league he was fine gorgeous beautiful but like almost too beautiful and there's an argument there where men are too beautiful and they don't have to try that hard at anything because we hooked up and I was kind of like underwhelmed I guess the word without like getting into too much detail but I was just kind of like

okay and like we talked for way too long and it was a Sunday night and I was was like, I'm exhausted. I just did the whole fucking fashion week thing. It was like the last night. And I was like, listen, I just want to have sex. What are we even talking about? We covered every fucking topic we could possibly cover. And then it got down to karate. And I started showing him my karate moves because he asked. It should never get to me showing any man, Kata, or my karate moves. that is not how you woo a man and I am shocked I even remember my karate moves to be honest

but it was good I'm glad I got that out of my system and I feel like I go through phases like when it rains it pours so like I just feel like the men will come now because I go through droughts where it's like very dry but then once I break with like the seal with one man

that's when I enter the Hoera what I call sketchy September and I plan on being extremely sketchy this September I want to be juggling as many balls as possible, and I mean that literally. But I feel like I deserved it. Like, I didn't hook up with a single soul this summer, and that's not like me. My friends were starting to worry.

It was affecting my mood and my temper. I was becoming an extra cunt, a mega cunt, a cundosaurus, if you will. But here we are, here we're back, and what else? I feel like I covered pretty much everything I needed to do. cover. That is this month. Gradens in town. Thank God. We're both like kind of depressed. I get seasonal depression. He gets seasonal depression. He gets really email when summer ends. And I don't blame him. I don't like change, especially seasonal change. I get nostalgic and depressed. And I associate summer to fall as going back to school, aka the fun is over, aka I have to go do real life shit now. And I

can't have fun and I can't have a beautiful tan and glistened gorgeous skin. So I just feel like there's a lot of negative feelings that go into like the season going into fall. But I love the fall. It's my birthday month and arguably like a beautiful month or the best time to be in New York. I feel like everyone's alive and back and ready to fucking rip it. But then like I miss Nantucket. But my parents are coming next week to the city after my surgery and we're going to go shopping. Hopefully I can see the clothing. Are there things that you need to check off the sketchy September list? Like, got to hook up, got to do this.

Sketchy September is all about hooking up with people and saying yes to every opportunity, even if that puts you in a sketchy situation. Okay? That is sketchy September. It may be saying yes to everything is something that they teach you not to do. That's what your parents tell you not to do. Don't talk to strangers. I say talk to strangers.

embrace the strangers even with open arms and open legs but don't have many sleepovers travel for dick i feel like that's always part of a good sketchy september i will be traveling for dick this september if that opportunity is presented i will be saying yes to a lot of dates i don't say yes to dates typically ever because it gets me in like weird predicaments but weird predicaments is the foundation of sketchy September. And you know what sketchy September does for us? It gives us lore. It teaches us life lessons. It gives us the stories to tell our grandkids when we're older. If you decide to have grandkids, I don't know what you are doing. But I feel like that's the fun in it all. Like I had the sketchiest September last year and it provided me so much content and I don't regret

a fucking thing. Well, it cost me a couple years of therapy. Probably. Did it cost me some emotional baggage in wounds probably but there are great stories to tell i got a lot of stories out of that one actually so yeah that's exactly what i will be doing this year will we be having sleepovers no unless i'm blacked out we know how we feel about sleepovers we don't do them that's why going to his is easier than kicking a man out of your bed because sometimes it's hard to be creative when you're coming up for an excuse for that. Although I did both this past week, I will say it was not one guy, it was two. And I'm proud of that. But one was a repeat and we love to recycle. It's good for the environment. But both cases, one was at my apartment and the other was at a hotel room. I left

right after the deed was done. I couldn't bend out of there quicker. And then the second one, when he came to my apartment he said peace and I said oh you're leaving and he's like what do you want to fucking cuddle and I said I like this is why I like you this is why I like you get out of here scram I might have said scram but this is one of my friends so it's fine anyways what else I just feel like yeah that's catchy September and I'm like just down to get down and I need that for my own fucking sanity or for my insanity you know what this fall also is about is not flaking on plans i will say that's been my biggest fucking pet pee recently i could have a broken limb and i will still make that fucking dinner plan even if it kills me even like if i look like the blood is drained out of my body

i hate a flaky fucking bitch like be a woman of your word okay if i have to time to make the commitment. You should have time to make the commitment and don't flake last minute. I rarely flake and I only flake when it's like I have no other option. But I feel guilt. Like some people just flake for us as like a fucking hobby. Like that's so rude in my opinion. Don't be a flaky whore. Anyways, I just needed to get that off my chest. Although I do cancel on dates all the time. I will say I got this. I've been getting a lot of GMs. People, I I've been getting, people ask me on dates, but this is a hot take. I got this one the other day and I don't know how I feel about it and I'm going to read it.

And I love when men are assertive. But like, I don't know, maybe it's me. There's such thing as too assertive like I match with this guy and he goes, I'll see you this weekend for drinks. What's the best number for me to tell you where to meet me? It's like, what? babe what?

You're not fucking telling me what to do all right It seems like almost like demanding and controlling Like I get what he's trying to do there And he thought he ate with that He did not eat with that And I will not eat with you Okay If that's how you're gonna fucking talk to me

But I get some woman like that I'm like oh wow he's taking charge Like he's really leading He's such a man that's so masculine and hot No babe like what if I have a blowout that night Or like what if I have a nail appointment you're not telling me I to rearrange my schedule I'm not meeting anywhere what happened to hi hello

it can kind of come off as like arrogant is that the right word like get your fucking arrogant ass out of my fucking face but I mean I guess you can tell me where to meet you if you're paying for dinner you know there's definitely a balance and maybe this is why I'm single

because I like wouldn't I did not like that text and I almost unmatched them. I'm just going through my Raya matches. I've been matching with a lot of 23-year-olds and I'm turning 28 this month and I need to stop because that's not good for me. Okay, let's do a segment.

Sex. Let's talk about sex, guys. We haven't talked about sex and like, actually I was just talking about how I got fucked the other night. But like, let's talk about sex. Let's have a sexy segment. We talk about sexy, raunchy topics. Let's do with sex.

Would you rather? And I'll do it with myself. I'm on a solo mission here. Would I only choose one positive? One, sorry, I am blind, so bear with me. Only choose one position forever or never do your favorite position ever again. I would ride dick forever. That's my favorite position.

I like to be on top. I like to be dominant. I would miss doggy. because you can like text and sometimes like text or like whatever's on the TV you know you can get other things done while you're in doggy but you know I can only really I feel like the there's a 99% chance I'm finishing while I'm on top and I can't give that up because it's just more difficult in taxing in other positions so that's what I would do one of every five dicks doesn't get hard or you don't get wet there's a solution

I would choose not getting wet, which sometimes happens if I'm like on crazy substances. You know what happens sometimes. But I would rather not get wet and then just use lube or something in my bedside drawer. If there's a will, there's a way and I'm creative. Okay? So just use lube or something, not water, lube or spit or something. But sometimes my mouth can't get dry. And that's a whole other thing.

I always have loop handy, though. Sometimes I even put it in my purse when I go out. Yeah. It's always my travel on because you never know. You never know. Next. Fart during 69 or he farts during 69. I once was looking at this guy and he would finish and like farted the whole time he finished.

And he couldn't stop because he wasn't going to stop one of them. And it was so embarrassing for him. And I like made it known That it was really embarrassing But then I dated him for three years So it wasn't that embarrassing We got over it It was kind of like a funny joke that we had

With one another But I don't know What I fart or he fart Probably me Because I don't want that shit in my fucking face I'll get pink eye I have enough eye problems as is You think I want pink eye on top of that from a man

No I'd rather I fart and just deal with the embarrassment after but hopefully the situation would never happen okay next never be able to have sex while drunk or only be able to have sex during the day i don't know um probably only be able to have sex during the day i mean i have blackout shades i prefer like it to be dimly lit like i don't really want to see all their like fucking weird facial expressions while they're grunting and moaning and like all that shit but you know drunk sex is so fun i know that's like really toxic and bad to say but like i just in my wild self i turned into a fucking porn like a porn star when i'm having sex when i'm drunk i would miss that

but people are sober all the time and i guess they have sober sex i just get old self-conscious maybe that's something i need to go over in therapy i don't know but yeah definitely sex during the day but like whatever only have quickies forever or only have marathon sex forever every time i have sex i try to make it a marathon although quickies are hot sometimes in like public settings but probably marathon sex burns a lot of calories it's a workout it's you finish more than once i feel like marathon sex is the clear answer here quickies you're not finishing rarely i don't like that a quickie means he's finishing quickly and that's just not the vibes those are not the sketchy september vibes that were on ladies and gentlemen hook up with someone who dirty talks way too much or someone who never

makes a sound i prefer dirty talk over everything i hooked up with this guy the other day guys the guy just mentioned i could hear a fucking pin drop in there and that's one of the reasons why I deemed it to me maybe not that good because like I it was just after so much talking and maybe that's why he didn't want to talk but like I was doing some talking and he was just like kind of staring at me like a deer in the headlights and I was like what the is this what is happening and I kept being like oh my god what is going on like in my head and he would kind of like stare at me as he's like pumping into me and just be like I just like looking at you that's all he would say and I was like oh thank you it was really awkward honestly and I don't like that so I'd rather

dirty talk I love a guy that talks you through it and like a fun flirty banter always fun always enjoyable and I feel like when a guy talks like helps you like get to the finish line you know dirty talk is good we like dirty talk but not like baby talk we've talked about how I have a disdain towards baby talk like the goo-go-gaga my little peony going into woo-woo I don't what the fuck's going on here we don't like that oh it's bringing up so much PTSD we don't like that have amazing foreplay but bad sex or skip for play but have amazing sex skip foreplay and have amazing sex because you don't really need for play if everything's getting tucked off in amazing sex like you were finishing everything's getting touched it's rough it's fun he's talking or doing all the

positions it's long enough you finish multiple times he finishes multiple times you're hanging from the chandelier i'd rather that over a guy going down on me and finger blasting me like what is this the third grade okay maybe seventh grade the 10th grade i don't no don't call me on that i feel like it's kind of hard to finish when a guy's going down on you a lot of people agree with me on that i mean i can the first time I ever finished was when that happened but it's not for everyone sleep with someone who's way too hairy or someone that's completely hairless I've hooked up with some really hairy men and I will say it's sometimes hard to navigate the balls when everything's really hairy it depends on your preference I prefer hairless and balds I like to keep myself like that

I don't mind if a guy's a little hair but like now I'm picturing completely waxed and bald I don't know if I would like that either it's very porn star-esque sometimes I watch porn and I'm like really freaked out by how hairless people are but then again like you can't have the best to both worlds but like if it were to be completely bald

between the hairiest bush I've ever seen like I don't want to be flossing either so let's go with bald neither are ideal though we're all human accidentally call them the wrong name during sex or have them call you the wrong name. I've been in both situations. Sometimes I'll like completely forget who I'm on top of.

Like if I'm really blacked out. That hasn't happened since college. I've like hopefully evolved a little bit since then. But I have completely forgot if it's like a dark enough room. Like I'm like, wait, who am I on top of? Like what is going on here? And I know what you're going to say. You horeless wench.

You are a whore. or you fatherless horeless wench wait now what am I trying to say you fatherless whore wench yes maybe in those situations I would agree with you but guys have called me the wrong name too

like my name's not fucking Sarah babe or the worst is when you call them your ex's name I've had that happen to me on both sides I mean it's not ideal but like we're all human happens the best of us

if that happened to me in a sober situation I'd be a lot more mad but also it's a good excuse to pick a fight and sometimes that's fun too only hook up with people who store after sex or only hook up with people who cry after sex snore i mean snoring's completely normal crying is fucking diabolical and like weird like i once gave a guy a blowjob in miami and he cried after and i was like what are we fucking doing here i do not subscribe to whatever's going on here and he was talking about his ex

he was really rich so I like kind of gave him the benefit of the doubt but I was like first you couldn't get your dick hard and now you're crying about your fucking ex and I'm like cradling you consoling you about your ex and we're naked in my bed

and I'm the big spoon it was a horrible situation but I never saw him again but yeah definitely a snorer I can get rid of like I all wear AirPods or like we'll have a two-bedroom because hopefully you're rich there's ways around that or like we can set you a sleep therapist maybe you have sleep apnea i can't have crying though why grow the fuck up why are you crying he is too big or too small i'd rather him be too big too small i just can't marry

there's nothing we can do there too big there's things we could do there i can work with too big i can't work with too small. There's no if-and's butts and in-betweens about it. I don't even know if that's a real saying. But like, I don't know. People say there's no such thing is too big. I've definitely experienced too big. Like, there is such thing.

Like, that reminds the episode from Sex and the City where Samantha's like, is it in yet? And she has to, like, smoke a fucking joint and, like, be high to take the dick. Like, that's what I would do. I would put my vagina on some CBD bullshit. some CBD lube and just I would wear it I would train my punani to handle the big dick but the small

dick I just don't think I would able I don't know there's nothing you can do about either and I'm not one to come for a man's anatomy because I manipulate mine all the time you know these tits are fake as we know and I change them every fucking month they're like wheels at this point but you know maybe If it's too small, we could put a prosthetic, or you could just rail me with a dildo. We could make it work either way, or we just go our separate ways. Okay, accidentally FaceTime your grandma during a hookup or a puke on his dick during a blowjob. I think I've done both. I'm not even kidding.

I've definitely thrown up on a dick, although I don't really have a gag reflex. I think I was just really fucked up. But it was honestly, it turned out to be like extra loop. It like made the blowjob better, and he had no idea. but I had an idea and it was in the shower. This is actually not too long ago. But like I was definitely like gagging on this man's dick. But he was like loving it makes a guy like when you gag on a guy's dick even I even like

add gagging noises sometimes just for sound effect because guys love you and like you're like they're way too big for you to handle even if that's not the case. I pretend like I'm choking on that shit all the time even if I'm not even if they're too small even like you just like add theatrics and they feel like the fucking man and then they'll finish and then you're done with the blowjob and you can get that shit done with and then next I accidentally was having sex once to the next point have a face-time my grandma no not my grandma but I once like you know how you can send voice notes over Instagram DM I once sent a fan or someone that followed me like a voice like a two-minute voice note of me having sex with the guy and they were

like what the fuck is going on also once i accidentally sent a voice note of me like literally using my vibrator masturbating to like a guy friend group of mine on accident over instagram dm is fucking dangerous i swear they have it out for me that's why i always have my phone on do not disturb now and that shit's far away from me or even turn it off so now the next time i'm on dndd Who knows what I'm up to? Okay, next. If your man's kink is roleplay as Shrek and Fiona, parentheses, ogre versions.

Thank you for that clarification. Forever. Or only be able to role play as animals. I feel like I role play as animals anyways when I'm having sex. It's very animalistic and fun. I don't think I could get on board with the Shrek and Fiona stuff. I feel like the green dye would get on my my sheets. I don't know if I want to fuck with wigs like that. I don't know if I'd like that.

I would try that once. I want to get more into role play when I have a significant other because I just like want to try everything. I think I would do Shrek and Fiona once. I'm not going to lie. But like I don't think I could do that forever. That sounds like a lot of fucking work. Imagine you just want to fuck your husband and he's like put on the wig, babe. I would be like, I am tired. We have children. We have children to cater. too. I don't have time to paint my whole body and put on the wig. How do Shaq and Fiona even talk? I haven't watched that movie in a long time. Isn't it a kid's movie? There's a lot of things going on that's wrong with the picture. But I would choose animals and I would choose rabid wolves forever. Okay, next one.

Accidentally send a sex to Owen Thiel or accidentally send a sex to Grace O'Malley. Honestly, I would do either of these with my full chest. I feel like if I sent a sex to Owen Thiel, he would like reply, not even question it and like sex me back and be like I'm into this. And then we'd have like a full-blown conversation. Even if it was an accident,

I feel like me and Owen would just be sexing it up until I'd be like, wait, what the fuck are you doing, babe? Like, what are we doing here? But I wouldn't have scaries about that because Owen is my king and I love him. And like he would think that was the funniest thing ever and give it back to me a little bit.

It honestly might turn me on. If I sent his sex to Grace O'Malley, I know exactly what her reply would be. She'd be like, dude, this is totally not meant for me. Like, who are you sending this to? And then she'd probably guess, like, three boys that she's seen me out in public with. And then she'd be like, oh, well, no problem at all.

And I wouldn't feel scary as about sending sex to grace either. She'd be like, get it. Honestly, period. Grace would support it, Owen would support it, love them both dearly, and I, I would rather send sex to either of these people than to like, Alex. Alex would be like, what the fuck. And I'd be like, oh, fuck, scurries. That would be scary. Hopefully, knock on one that never happens.

Hopefully, I never accidentally sexed anyone. That's all for this sexy little segment. That was really fun. And honestly, why don't we do that segment more production? Marshall I like that segment that's really fun now I'm gonna face I'm grading because he's literally like in my bed right now cradled up like a little ball and he just texted me that he's hammered so like I'm trying to see like what he's doing hi hi how are you are you junkie a little is there a problem no there's no I can't see anything I'm we're

recording right now. It gets a bit blurry. Well, good thing I'm here and I can see. Would you rather accidentally send a sex to Grace or Owen Thiel? Probably, just because I don't want to see, like, any women seeing my cock, probably Owen. Owen would probably reply and be like, period. I'm going to call me and be like, I got true text, like, love. I'm coming over. Yeah.

Would you rather send a nude to your grandma or your dad? My grandma. She gets her eyesight's worse than mine, so maybe like she wouldn't be able to like appreciate all the angles. Like, I would never, in what world would I want to send a nude accidentally to my father? I friend did that one. Would you rather send a nude to Alex or Matt? Probably Alex. Yeah.

No brainer. Because that got a little sticky. You know, Alex? I want to keep drinking. They're holding me hostage in here. I'm sweating. Oh, it's so hot in here, too. I'm talking about hairy ball sack.

Would you rather suck on a hairy penis or like a bleached sack? Bleach? Yeah. What do you mean? Like they bleached their ass and it's all bald and stuff. Oh, I thought you said bleach sack. Yeah, I did. Yeah.

I would rather well first of all a dick can only get too hairy because it doesn't like grow to the tip I'm probably gonna go for the bush honestly you like flossing like that yeah like I don't you can't just eat anyone's ass it depends who's ass it is I feel like I would eat anyone's ass that's disgusting like well like in my bed I don't like oh you get your ass eat and you don't I'm not like I'm like Oprah with ass eating if you want to eat someone's ass you have to do like a full background check like you can't just go in there why because you never know some people are just fucking weird well maybe like the guys you got what no specifically the straight guys

because they're not as cleanly they don't know they don't get down like the gays like they don't they don't fucking power washing their holes do you douche No, I don't get fucked Oh I forgot you're not at bottom Yeah These questions are funny Would you rather

Roleplay as Shrek and Fiona For the rest of your life Or role play as animals for the rest of your life As animals Yeah Shrek and Fiona Because they can actually talk That's actually talk

that's actually good point I don't say to be going around I know but but like Chuck and Fiona imagine you have children and like you have to like before you fuck every time you would have to put the wigs on the crown on

you would have to like cover your whole body in green paint instead of just instead of just like mooing so they have to dress up but if you roll plain animal

you don't have to dress up as the animal it would be easier just like tack on a butt plug like with a tail you could be like a lion true once I bought almost bought a butt that had a tail in it okay let me wrap this fucking shit up

I feel like this is funny and like I'm going to keep it in the episode. Do you have anything else to say? No, hurry up. Okay. I will continue. Bye. Bye. Okay, let's do our next segment. Let's talk about, I want to do a classic Q and I haven't done one of these in a really long time.

These are always good. Whether that's sex-related questions, whether that's just like personal, get-to-know-me questions. you know there's a lot of lore behind these eyes these eyes that don't fucking work and i can't see fucking shit right now but next week i will have celebrity eyes and i want everyone to be clocked in when that happens first question have you what's a sex fantasy you have you have and have never done most sex fantasies i've completed i will say i feel like there's a couple role play situations that I haven't like done like I've had a threesome like I've done the massage I used to love the massage room sex and I would reenact it with like one of my boyfriends I've done the BDSM I've

gotten tied up blindfolded you know slap spank spit on the whole fucking nine yeah I've done everything I wanted to do in that space but like I really haven't tapped into like real role play where like I've you know met a guy at a bar like done a wig done like a full like bust down like like outfit. That just seems like a lot of work and I don't know if I would do that with a random ass guy. I would say like getting fucked on a desk of like a guy that had like a high power position at a company like in the middle of the day would be like a fantasy and I've never done that. I like love the idea of like getting caught. That's always fun. But then if I were to get caught like I don't know if I'd like that. Give me anxiety. But like the thought of getting

caught hot. That's why you used to have sex like in the bathroom at clubs all the time. but that was during my like really insane era but like I don't think I could get away with that now I don't think you can like do that like at zero bond I think I would get kicked like my membership would get revoked we don't want that but I'm sure people have done that at the zero bond bathroom because they do have single stalls and they're roomy I will say why do guys go on dates and they say they're not ready to date because men are insecure and they want validation from woman to make themselves feel better because men like their ego is getting stroked and I'm not like a man hater this is just all what my mom taught me a men like needs his ego stroke to like function and I don't know if that

society's fault or what but like they need them like they need us telling oh you're amazing oh like giving them attention and then they just pull away I also think that we live in a world where men because of social media and just dating apps etc they have a lot more options and I think our parents did you know our parents used to meet their significant others organically where they'd go out get their number leave it on their voicemail machine or whatever the fuck send smoke signals I don't even know what the fuck was going on but I just feel like we live in a day and age where everyone has options and I also think porn has affected it like people have this like idea that like all women are like are supposed to like not only porn I also think social media there's a lot

of Instagram baddies out there. And I think it's kind of warped to guys skew on like, I just feel like they think that they could always achieve something better or get something better and that there's just so many options. I don't think necessarily it's a you problem. It's them problem. And remember that men's frontal lobes are way more underdeveloped than ours, which means they're a lot more emotionally immature, which is why you should go older. I always say emotionally, men are seven years younger than us. So if you're 24 and you're dating a 24 year old, I'm not going to do the math, you can do the math you're basically dating someone that's 18 okay and we don't need that so if you're 24 day a 31 year old why am i making the math hard when i could make it like 23 and 30 you know what i

mean anyways that would be my answer to that have you ever imagined someone else while you're sleeping with someone yes that was the quickest answer i've ever had i even imagine people when i'm alone. Is that normal? Like when you're like masturbating and you like picture someone to like help you really get across that finish line to make it really pow. I do that. But yeah, I do this all the time. Like most times I'm picturing someone else. No, that's not true. If I'm like really into a guy, like I'm picturing them and like it's amazing. But like if I'm getting over a guy that I'm not ready to get over. I'm probably picturing the guy I'm not over with the guy I'm using to get over the guy I'm not over if that makes any sense. It's bad. It's not good, but that's the honest

truth in my opinion. And I don't lie. Am I the asshole? Found in through rocks on my ex-boyfriend's car when I figured he was fucking a new girl in my city. This is a canon event. We, I think we've all been there. I mean, I have a couple more questions. Like, were you guys broken up? Did he break up with you and then he started dating the new girl and then he found out that's not okay we can't be damaging people's property and catching cases out here because it's not worth it and you can get in a lot of trouble for that but like have i ever taken revenge on an ex not to this magnitude but i've yeah we all have our girl moments and that's okay but like i wouldn't like damage his expensive property

because, you know, we don't want to be paying for it at the end of the day either. I'm going to keep that anonymous because I don't want you catching a case out here. But no, it happens to the best of us, girl. I'm with you. Next, I used to hook up with a guy all the time

and loved it. Now men repulsed me. What the fuck? Maybe you're gay. Maybe like pus. But like men repulsed me too. But I'm just not in the push train. I can't hop on it. Puss, pus. It's just not a train I don't want to hop on yet. But I've dipped my toe in the puss. But I can't fully commit to the pus. I haven't done that long time either. And it was like, as I said, for the male gays. But like, you know, experimenting with girls is fun. Try it.

Or don't try it. But like, I go through faces all the time where I fucking hate men. They're disgusting human beings most of the time. And they shall all rue. They will rue for eternity in days to come and they piss me the fuck off these men i want to like get inside their brains and like get in the folds of it all and just be like what is wrong with these creatures like who taught you to act like this they all need their shit slapped like right out of them backhanded sometimes not that i condone that but i'll look the other way if that's what you choose to do sis my sex drive is way higher than my boyfriends dump him that's what happened with my ex he had no sex drive. It was like I was trying to fuck a potato. I was like, what is happening? I was like, is this

thing on? I used to beg his suck his dick. And I think he was like probably gay. But if you're begging anyone to fuck in your mid-20s or begging anyone to suck them sideways in their mid-20s, what are they going to be like in their mid-40s? They're probably gay. They want to get bent over and pummeled. I would just move on. say goodbye to this man and he should look within okay next i need you to talk some sense into me and help me quit worrying so much when dating you know dating's a hobby and it's a skill and it takes time out of your day and it's like trial and error which is why i don't like doing it because that sounds like all like a lot of work to me like i've said i'm not like an experienced date or it's something

i should tap more into if i don't want to be single for the rest of my life but i think people shouldn't i mean i'm trying to put like it's so easy to like the issue i have when i first like someone or have like a successful encounter with the guy i romanticize like the next 10 dates and i romanticize like this image of like what our lives could be almost and i get kind of like cuckoo for cooopuffs about that which is something i need to try not to do i think if you just like have fun dating and like try your best not to put so much weight to those dates and just like look at it as like fun which is so much easier said than done it I don't even think I could take my own advice when it comes to that to be honest like I don't have dating figured out I'm in my

mid to late 20s and I still have a lot of room for growth when it comes to dating maybe that's what my next year is about but like usually when I like a guy I am not like I've never been a position where I'm like dating around and if I am dating around I convince myself I don't like like the guys because if you really like someone I feel like you know it immediately and then everyone else is off the table but then again maybe it shouldn't be like that like I don't have all the answers when it comes to dating but I will say it is kind of a pain in the ass it's trial and error try not to like overthink it I'm an anxious overthinker but if you're not just be like it's not that deep okay next is long distance relationship

in college worth it um I would say no not at all that's when you should be experimenting like why would you, there's so much dick on your campus within 50 feet. You could go down the dorm room hallway, knock on the door for dick. You know, there's dick everywhere and everyone's horny. You're in college. There's no point, like I get young love and everyone's in love. I just don't. Maybe I'm speaking out of like a bitter place because I got cheated on with my long

distance relationship in college. It just, I've seen the. statistics it doesn't typically work out and usually he's to blame i just feel like there's way too much temptation and they're way too immature it just like doesn't usually work out and then they justify their cheating and they don't want you back and then you go back and forth between this game of like oh my god i love you but then they break up with you when they want to fuck be Becky on the side Becky turns out to be trashed in bed they want you back and then they find jessica who gets great head but like she's kind of a fucking cunt and he misses the comfortability with you and she's like

fucking men suck at that age and i'll tell you that i've told you that i just don't think long distance is worth it in college long distance if they like are overseas and they're like professional athlete when you're a little bit older that's better not in college though not when you're 18 be so fucking for real love you but be so fucking for real okay next how how do i lock down the man I'm seeing with out him realizing I want to lock him down. Ooh, I feel like I've answered this one before. You know, like, how do you really lock down a guy? Asking, you're asking someone who has no men locked down currently. So maybe you're asking the wrong person. I feel like being coy is the only answer to really lock down a guy. Like, don't act too interested, but act interested enough

in meeting the right guy. That's in the right mind space. But I don't think there's a really rhyme or reason to locking down a guy. I think a guy has to be ready to be locked down for it to go anywhere. And like if you're even like having to put effort into locking down a guy, is he the right one? He should be all about you. You're probably a batty. I don't know what you look like, but you're probably a fucking batty out of his league. So he should be begging to be locked down. Tell him get with a fucking program and sack the fuck up. And that's on period. Rate your first time having sex one to ten i mean this guy had a massive tripod dick i've talked about this before it was awkward i mean no one has an amazing first time having sex it is awkward it's probably their first time

there's a lot of nerves it's like i mean i don't know how old you are but i'm guessing on the younger side for me it was like i was 14 15 years old he was a little bit older legal legal within legal bounds but he was he claimed he fucked someone before i don't think he did it took him 30 minutes to put on a condom in the bathroom i was like what is he doing in there he's probably trying to get hard probably jerking out i don't even know what the fuck he was doing but it was awkward and it was painful and it no i didn't finish and it was on a leather couch i would say it was like a five though he it was we loved each other it was young love i really cared about him and i was ready I was ready somehow ready to do it.

So I felt like it was cute and romantic. But it hurt like a fucking motherfucker. I remember that. And I remember like my parents were like upstairs. It was like in my basement. I was young. But yeah, it was like five or six. It could have been worse.

It could have been better. Like no one has a 10 out of 10. And if you have, I would love to hear it. My daily routine. I've never gone out. ask this good question. So I usually wake up. If I have energy, I'll use my vibrator, I'll take a shower, brush my teeth, I do my skincare routine. I always usually Uber eats Starbucks. It's like a, I usually get a brown sugar shaken espresso with the strawberry cold foam. Grande. Always get that

and I always Uber eats it. And then typically I'll go down to the, cafe that's right underneath me i'll get like a little nibble something some breakfast i'll go through my emails my calls things they have to get done i'll always have reality tv playing the background you sometimes i go down to my sauna and i'll like work out like midday maybe do some light exercise usually not usually go down there i look at the machines and then i like go into the sauna and pretend that sweat is like me working out i'm like not not a big working out error right now and then I'll go upstairs if I have to record the pod I'll come here and do that if not I'm pretty much a homebody until the evening and that's when the beast

is awakened in me and then I will go out on the town usually to a restaurant with my girlfriends or I'll go to like shame or go or like zero bond and then I'll have casual dinner and that usually turns into more drinks. Sometimes it turns into like me going to the club on a random Tuesday night and me ending up in a limo in time square chugging Vuclico down my throat until four in the morning and having an after at mine. It really, it really depends where I've been really feral recently. So my sleep schedule is a little off. But yeah. And then hopefully I usually get some sleep after that. I could have a healthier lifestyle. I'm not going to lie. Okay, next. How to talk to a guy you like if you're typically shy and too nervous. Smile, eye contact, body language, and just be yourself.

That's what's so tacky and cheesy and like whatever, but literally be yourself because being yourself is what is going to, you don't want to like switch up. So like a lot of guys aren't the shy thing. like just be you and like maybe you think you're being too shy but like just being you will always be enough and always remember that whether you're shy introverted outgoing loud being you will always be enough and that sounds so corny but i truly believe that because you want to change who you are you do not want to change who you are within the first few conversations with the guy and then feel like you're like locked into acting like that if that's not your true self and then say the guy likes it and then going forward you'd like pretend to be someone that's not you just be

you and like don't overthink it piece of the goose and if you're into drinking have like a little martini loosen up like it's all fun he's probably nervous too men are scared of us don't forget that that was a good one to end on a little positive note and i will say even though i was a little bit blind for this episode and I can't see much and it's putting me kind of in a bad mood I love sitting down here with you guys in just yapping if there's any I mean I kind of like that get to know me segment even if it wasn't like like no one's ever asked me my daily routine even if you have a question about like me and my personal life or me and my sex life feel free to ask me anything I love answering all those questions that was a really fun segment I feel like this was a really

fun episode. I love you all. As always, you know where to watch me, YouTube, like, comment, subscribe, show your friends, post it on your story because I'm always reposting those. So if you're watching this podcast, post, I repost pretty much every single one. And if you're listening, you also know where to listen to me, every other platform. Give me five stars. I love you guys. And I will see you next week with Grady Pop. Bye. Thank you.