Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - The haunted men of Hallie's past... *ft. Liv + Lauren!*

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

It's an Extra Dirty Bar bestie special with Liv and Lauren!! 💋 The drinks have been served and Lauren has a serious lack of survival instincts. The girls discuss what they watch to fall asleep, the haunted men of Hallie's past, the most out-of-touch thing Hallie does, and review YOUR dating app bios! Besos babe! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A trade I say is an ick for me, but I go for guys with that trade all the time. Poor. Wait, what? I'm sick. Lauren speaking the fucking truth tonight. Welcome back to the extra deep bar. I have Livin Lauren here. It's the first time seeing the bar. What do you guys think? It's gorgeous. I'm drinking. Lauren's drinking. I'm drinking at Hallie's bar.

No. Couldn't resist. Cheers. Two tears. Two tears. Usually like we do like making a drink video and I told you that before we started and then you started drinking. I needed a drink. Like I'm getting sued. I need to make a drink too.

I've had a long day of doing like nothing. I've had a long day of lawsuits. Honestly, me too. Would you have a long day? A very long day. What'd you do? All in a day's warm. Not much.

Be honest. It's like crunch numbers all day. I don't know. Crunch numbers. Do I crunch numbers? Like generally the numbers. No. Like, you're not looking.

I know what you're seeing. How many orders are being placed? Those are numbers. I guess. But I'm not crunching them. I'm just looking at them come in. That's a figure of speech. I'm looking at them come in and being like, yes.

Literally not a good day. Crunching your eyes looking at the numbers coming in. It's a good day. A lot of numbers coming in. Good day. Your crunching numbers. How was your day? How did you spend your day?

Did you go to Metter Lane? No, I didn't go to Medal Lane because it was like raining this morning. I was like, not going outside. This might be my first time outside today. I had a call with a new potential business manager. I had a call with Shopmai because my shopmai has been down for like a month and a half. I was explaining this to Marshall earlier. I was like our days look so different.

Yeah. Like even though we do the same thing, our days do look extremely different. Yeah. Like really scary. Do you want to go into more depth? Yeah, I do. Specifically in the morning. Well, I don't have a morning.

Right. Yeah. Like my morning Actually I've been waking up really early all week I had to record three of these Like really early No you've been grinding this week Like really early for me is like eight

Oh I've been waking up at eight Yeah I've been waking up at eight Because then I have to do my hair Because then I feel like being on my camera Right right And then like do a full beat Right

And then pick an outfit But like I don't work out I worked out yesterday I'm still like old I heard Sammy called me last night And he was like yeah Hallie wants me to start training her. It's like, okay, we'll see.

Like, you don't think I could love Sammy. He goes, there's no sense of urgency, though. Oh, well, I was busy all week. Wait, why isn't Sammy, side note? Why isn't he coming to dinner with us? Tonight? You would like that. We were doing like a girl's night.

Sammy can be Samantha for the night. He's coming to dinner on Friday. Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, that'll be fair. It's Jordan's birthday, right? Mm-hmm. Jordan, listen to me. If you want to start getting gifts for each other,

we can start now we can start now we can start finish it and the brittle isn't going to cut it the what you a brittal the toffee oh oh that taffie is so good no it's really good the best top of it ever exist you could have just given it to me i'm sorry honestly like i did you gave it's remember remember during christmas conversation has to stop if you want to get married you guys Lauren has this problem where she can't hide a reaction at all. Like if someone scares her, remember when the gas station and that guy came in? Yes. Lauren's facial expressions are not in his face, bro.

Lauren, remember when we were walking on Canal Street? Can I show it? I love this new scene. I love this face. Okay. Okay. So we're on Canal Street. Canal?

You don't want to do the math. Mal and Howard. Okay. It's important. And all of the fake bags, there was like a massive raid. The NYPD came through. They collect pigeons too. And so I was facing the police and Lauren was facing me.

And I, and so this massive group of men, massive men. Massive men. All these bags start sprinting towards me. And I go, Lauren, Lauren, and Lauren turns around and show what you did. You did. I don't know where to go. No, you guys. I tried to go, wait, I went like this.

And then I went this way and I was like, there was just like wall. You were circling around. You actually went towards the men out one time. And then he went like this, saw the men, and then he went like this. There was a street of cars. What would you do if you were getting robbed?

Like if someone was like this. I don't know. I literally look at you and I go, Lauren, this way. Lauren, this way. Oh my God, it was so funny. And my own knees. touched my chest. Why was I like galloping? You were like doing like the Irish chick. Irish chick. Irish chick. Why? And I irish shape. I ran in a circle. I got nowhere. I

I ended where I started. It was probably the funniest memory I have of Lauren and her face the whole time. She's like this. Like it was just beyond. Like it was beyond words. You've no survival instance. I don't. What do you think I would do if someone was trying to rob me in the street? You would probably punch them in the I would beat their fucking, she'd go, Ratha-a-da. Gat-a. Guys, we were at a restaurant and Hallie, we were at Crane Club. And Hallie was meeting us, like she had something before. I was having a stim.

So we were at dinner. A vocal stim. Oh, got it. And Hallie walks in and we're like, oh, Hallie's here. And from across the packed room, she goes like this. Papa-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-pa-pa. Like, we were like, hi, Holly.

She goes, gara, gr-a. Packed restaurant. I think Barack Obama was there. Notable people. Notable people. I think I went gratt-tata-a-ta-winniharlo or some shit. I didn't mean to. Literally Barack Obama.

No. Anyway. It was so fucking funny. I don't know why I had in. Were you there at the gas station? No, sorry, this just brought me back. We were in, um, where were we? We're skiing.

No. We were skiing. This was pre- This was No. Wait. No. Before Olivia.

I remember where we were at house and we drove like 30 minutes out to go get coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Yes. Yes.

And so this big burly guy in with like a big beard and he has earrings and he's like really I guess big a horse-be-drague and scary. No one's like

for no reason. Like looking at it. No, like I was like scared. I was like But he didn't like say anything or you were just being big? He was just he looked like a scary man He was just shopping

He looked like a serious I watch a lot of criminal minds Yeah no I get that I guess you have the other day I was actually yesterday I was walking on the street And a man was just walking towards me And I literally like

Like I jumped I was like I need to call fucking Uber I literally like calm down to criminal minds Yeah you're not I don't know Let's talk about that Everyone might be a killer What do you watch when you go to bed I watch Real Housewives

Because women yelling calms me down. Yeah, right now I'm watching Love Story. I've re-watched it twice. I'm obsessed with it. But I actually just restarted Friends again. Probably for the fifth time. It's just my comfort show.

I'm never actually watching TV. Like, I'm never, like, truly watching TV. Right. I'm just scrolling. And it's in the background. I'm toast. I'm, like, locked in. All day.

Yeah, you're locked in. To the murder. See, I can't watch Friends since Matthew Perry died. I know. I like can. It, like, makes me like, like, emo. but like you guys know what I want I feel like I'm honoring him by giving it more street

I feel like friends and that's it's like an easy show to like no it's white noise it's like a noise show yeah it's easy yeah but like shows you have to like pay attention to you it's easy to follow you hate that because I always turn it on around you and how he's like really what was that show you put on the other fucking night that fucking jankass fucking show me and I'm like

I know I know like we're sick to our science I know I know the movie so good I kind of liked it it was like what's it called Blink twice. Blink twice. Echo in and out. So good. I like would watch the whole movie.

I think you would love it. I think I was getting anxious because Hallie kept saying, this is making me really anxious. And I was like, you know what? Same. It's like, yeah. It's giving dad coke. It's very deep and like you have to think.

It's like a psychological thriller. I am swimming upstream, friends. I go, it's giving that Coke. Have we talked about that? I don't know. Should we? I think we have. I think now it's just like a joke.

Oh, I coffee. live today. I think we talk about it on the couch. Are my... Is anyone ever copying me? Yeah. When? I don't know. When I get that shirt, I think we're all reverberating off of each other at all times. At all times. But like when I like to drink orders or evening activities. Well, yes. I...

You're literally after it's a couple of times. Lauren's never drinking. Hallie's usually drinking, like with love. All the time. Always. Thank you. And I am like the swinging pendulum in the middle. Like, it depends what's going to sway me. Like sometimes I'm just like go by Lauren's vibe. And sometimes I'm going by Holly's vibe. You've been going more by Hallie's vibe recently.

Yeah. Don't see that to her. It's going to get in her head. No, it's not. It's like fucking gross out and I want a motherfucking drink. You know what? And so does more. Look at her.

She's guzzling that down. Like the fucking cum guzzled. I don't know why I put the entire lime in my drink. You gave up. Literally couldn't save me a quarter of the line. Do you want some? No. Oh my.

God. No, it's okay. Should we do an outfit check before we go? We also before we do an outfit check, are you guys seeing all this like speaking of love story, all the copying of like RFK and Carolyn Bissette's shit? It's really bad. It's really tears beyond. I'm seeing a lot of influencers do it and I'm like being, yeah. It's really bad. It's really bad. It's really. You know what I was thinking about this morning? I've been seeing a lot of those tics talks like in a world of Carolyn Bissette, like Bette, like Boreland Bissette. So and so like Bess, like Bess, whatever. She's going to love this. But I was like thinking, like, in a world of Carolyn Beset, like, be a Stacey Bendin.

Do you know what I? I kind of. And I was going to text her and I was like, you have to do this because it's so like over the. Yeah, she does. She needs it. It's like so over the top. Maximilist queen. Maximilus is like because like Carolyn Beset is like taking over everyone's out.

Like somebody, everyone needs to go be like a maximalist. But you know what I'm noticing? People are thinking that Carolyn Beset was like this like very, I think she was very a corporate baddie. But, like, I think they think she's, like, very wholesome and, like, buttoned up. I think she was, like, kind of, like, ripped it. And she had, like, awful board friends. And, like, she partied.

She would definitely be at the afters. Did you guys see, like, one of two interviews of her, and it's her and JFK Jr. And she was like, and the reporter or whoever's asking the question is, like, what do you think of all, this is, I don't know the exact quote. What do you think of, like, all that there's going to be some gorgeous men in there. And she's like, oh, I hope they're all sitting next to me. Like, she was funny. Yeah, she was funny. She had some grit, I feel like.

Also, I think she was discovered at a Calvin Klein in a mall wherever she grew up. Like she didn't, she's not like some like overly privileged girl who was just like thrown into fashion. Like she was like a hard worker, I believe. You see the guy she was hooking up with before? Yes. Art. Was the model? Like in the show.

Yeah. People that actually do dress like her are like. But no, just the guy. There are people that just naturally have that style. I don't want to wear my set pants right now because you like, you know what I mean? everyone yeah i don't want to wear my turtlene but also the guys of the backwards hat thingy no you've seen the guys do it oh my guys it's really bad it's really bad like british hats the british yeah and also we're sounding like huge haters right now like i don't think so honestly

i think like everyone's looking great in their business casual outfits i don't think everyone looks great yeah i think it's very forced and in an awkward and like trying to be nice it's really annoying and Like I wore a button down the other day. I was like, fuck. Yeah, fuck. Okay, let's do an outfit check now that we're talking about our outfits. Are we standing up? Yeah, stand up.

Oh. Are those Dior? Don't mind if I do. I'm kind of wearing. All giving the same bag. Where do I stand? Can you see my outfit? Yeah, we're all giving business casual.

Okay, I'm wearing these vintage Dior sling backs. Then I got, like, years ago, and I just found them yesterday, and I was cleaning out my closet. These pants. I think these are Zara. I don't really know. Okay, Zara. I don't know. They're old.

These are old pants. I'm wearing a cuckoo. Cuckoo. That's what I used to call me a vagina when I was a kid. And just their crop's little trench and the little roebag baby. This ain't no Amazon. Okay? I love a roebats.

And yeah. I wish we could add like an applause. Like, but like the ad lave applause. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Hallie, hit it. Oh, you know, like, I was dry.

My ankle is. Same. My heels are like, look like a stone. Oh, my God. You're like flaking. Oh my God. Did you just find her standra. I have some poisoning and you should be more sensitive to my condition.

Great. I got it. You should be more sensitive to my condition. Right. Anyways, these are my best friends got them for me. These are JPG, which it stands for Jean-Paul Gutier. Jean-Paul-Gootie. This is Alexander Wang.

This is Dr. Dr. Anna Steve. Diamonds. Your Jens. Roley. Our favorite thing to do is get Hallie's shoes for her birthday

because she wears them into the ground. Like they mold to her foot. My veins are in print. Okay. My turn. That's just... That's insane.

Here we go. Wrangly top. Some bra. Thank you. And then these pants that I got that I'm obsessed with from this brand called era.

Woo! And my Alexander Wayne... You have those forever. I've had them forever and I have three other pairs. Of the same boot. Of the same boots. And there's no living in any. It is.

But they are the best boots I've ever had and they like are just absolutely mangled. Yeah, those aren't those boots. But they're like the perfect height. They're absolutely mangled. And I like how long the toe is. It's like in with all my baggy pants. Yeah. You can still see the tail.

Yeah. And they were on sale. So I bought like three more pairs. And they're all in my mom's house. It's me with my loafers. But I think it's like really time to bring out the new pair. I think so. Like this is crazy.

Maybe it just wait until next year. You wish you didn't say Alexander waiting on the top. No, I actually kind of like it. I feel like because I feel like when it's on the ground, you really can't see it. It's like you really can't tell. Wait until fall. Yeah. At this point.

Wait until fall. That's true. Like the issues have seen everything. They were even left at Hallie's degrees this weekend. There's no more boot. You know I will be. wearing my shirtling lined boots on me. Yeah.

Can you know if I used to do that? That was really a time. All right. Enough about that, okay? Yep. All right, the next segment is you guys just roasting me the whole time. I'm not doing that. No, no, but like not in a bad way.

Like a man you didn't think I should have given the time of day. Like that. Oh, the fucking six-string footballer who made you fucking go in a blizzard and take a, Uber over a mountain down a valley up another mountain all the way to him just for him to like be such a douchebag and then also his friend like remember his fucking ogre friend in my apartment when he put the Shrek the star on top of your train wearing his outdoor coat on my white couch yeah he's like come here come here I'm like you need to leave like I'm not your Fiona I am not I will tranquilize you, but on your way out, put the star in my tree.

I don't know how we got here, but like that was... No, that's a good answer. Yeah. What would you say? Probably the one from Miami. Not the recent one. That one was crazy, too. But the older one from back in 2020 that you used to spend like $250 on an Uber to go see,

and he would also make you pay for the hotel room. He was rich. I think he was like now. I think he's doing well. But he used to make Hallie pay for the hotel room. He used to walk me like a dog, but he's since apologized. He has since apologized, but Ali would get into raging fights with me about it because I was like, she would like leave me for a, like, that was the only time you've ever left me for a guy.

Yeah. At a table with like 12 guys. Yeah. I go, fuck you all. I'm going up to motherfucking and getting fucking shot. She goes down the escalator like this. I go down. accidentally goes into the garage so she has to come right back up the escalator and I see her and I'm like

I was like there she is fuck you the only guy she's left me before is the guy I just told you about and it was the exact night I'm talking about she left me and little sister in the dungeon alone with that man he was hot though but he was bald him the one I was left with was I'm shocked those two that you guys chose I would I thought you were there's so many options I chose this This one, just for a minute, I took him serious. Every guy. Every guy that you ever call to. But there's some that I can't even take serious.

That one, I took him serious for a second. I was like, oh, she actually really likes him. Who's been your favorite? I miss Peter Pan because he took care of us. He was a hero too. Yeah, he took care of us. Peter Pan. Oh, I have a favorite as a person, but I don't, it didn't work out.

Who? Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Love him, though. Love him as a person. Love him as a person. We love you so much. We love him. We love you.

Yeah, it's a sweet boy. But, like, I don't think that one was on me. He's so nice. Or him. Yeah. Hmm. He was like, he was like a nice person. No, he was a good person.

Yeah, he's a good person. We take him, yeah. Yeah, like him. We try to think of who else has been really bad. They've all been bad. The one that didn't like the beds, the one. Oh, my God. That one's crazy.

This man. Can I say it? But I don't think you take this one seriously. The other one's like you were actually taking seriously, and that's what, like, drove me crazy. Oh, yeah. Like, this one, you don't take seriously. Like, you know what it is. Yeah.

I have bad taste. She did that one just to, like, say that she's did. All right, what's a time that I justified someone's bad behavior? Sorry. Why you're laughing? Like, every man we just talked about. Okay. I guess it's a follow-up question.

But honestly, you're good at, like, cutting people out. Once you're done with someone, it's not, like, at dinner, like, crying about it. three months later. She's like, who are you? Who are you? Who? Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that, which is honestly great. Because I'm not that way. You linger for like a week? Literally a week. You linger for a week. Yeah. Oh, and the last one, the other one.

I didn't know. Just random. Orange is. I did not like him. He came to one dinner and I was like, and you really guess. You need a man. Like, you eat like a man. Oh, this is when you were, you were, you were You were just landing back from road. Lauren goes early this night. And he joined. Like you were like literally. Yeah, that was the night.

Yeah. Thought you were coming. I was like, why didn't you guys invite me? I was like, you told me you were landing at 12 a.m. I was like, you could have expected it. And then you were like, I'm going to come. I knew you weren't making it.

Yeah. But he sat down with us for a minute. Bad vibes. It was like him, me, Hallie. And the way that he was speaking to her. was so, but like, it was so uncomfortable. I don't you remember. Like, in what way?

He was like, like, a six-year-old, like, teasing another six-year-old. Like, he was, like, I couldn't tell if he was flirting or he'd be-hated. Like, it was really weird. Oh, I don't like that. No, it was really uncomfortable. I just, when I picture your, like, final destination of a man, I picture, like, a big, burly man who, like, isn't really, isn't really. call it. Is it concerned?

Let's get the security footage. Like someone who's not concerned with what you're saying online, what you're doing, and like understand it's like you're just funny and it's a business. Like someone who's not like, I can't believe he would talk about it. So definitely not the guy that wants to sue me. None of him wants. He's concerned. He's concerned.

Can I read the text? Can I read it? Yeah, you can read it. He's so insane. So this. Also, like, the night that this, that did we, did you talk about the night that you met him? Yeah. You were there.

Right. And he was so... I left Halle for a minute. But you met him? Yeah. We were at Shea Margo. Main room. Hallie was in the side room.

I left her for five minutes. Right. I walk into the room to find her. She's like in this in-depth conversation with him. I go back and they come out. They just met and he was like gripping her neck and standing over her. Oh. And making out with her.

With Hallie literally being like, no, no, no, no. Like, not right now. Oh. And we were in the middle of the fucking restaurant. Like, we were literally in the middle of a conversation. And this man gripped her neck and started making out with her. He sounds like a creditor. Huh.

Yeah. You were like, my advice to this man is to just lay low for a little. Everyone, like, knows who he is. We all know. Yeah. I know all your friends. I've talked to all your friends. I didn't say his name or anything.

No. No. No. And, like, apparently everything he's told me has been a lie. So like this is basically just a fictional story at this point. It's all fictional. And it literally would be in his best interest to Laylo. Yeah.

Maybe delete social media with all the fake followers. What's the next question? All right. The next question is the quickest I've switched from liking to disliking someone. Wait what? Say that again? The quickest she's switched from liking to disliking. Cracky.

Oh, God. Definitely cracky. That was a brunch and a wish. A wish and a brunch. Crackies are ex-friend. or your ex-friend that I kind of tolerated for a few years. That's a good friend when she tolerates. Yeah, but I liked her.

She's fine. I don't remember three times. She switched up on you so quickly, and then I had to lay down the hammer at Brom. Yeah. To basically put it into perspective, Hallie likes to, I'm not like a confrontational person. That's why I have my friend Hallie here. I love that conversation. Who does it for me.

and I'm very like people walk all over me so Hallie likes to like lay the hammer down yeah I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa come back here what the fuck did you say and so we were at this brunch and we found out that my friend was like talking shit about me but like acting like right was she was just like acting like my friend and

like she was just acting so normal towards me after we had just learned all this stuff and yeah Hallie was like kind of giving her shit the entire brunch. She was like, oh, it sounds like, she's like, you are really nice to Lauren right now, given the fact that you fucking hate her. Yeah. Given the fact that you dislike her deep.

Given the fact that you said X, Z. And she literally was like this. And we and Holly were like, yeah. And then I remember after brunch, we all went to a bar and she was there. And she looks at me from across the bar and she goes like this. Yeah. And I went like this. And I went like this.

And I go, what the fuck you? She's like, oh yeah, Hallie's like, get the fuck over here. She also, and then she told me, I like tried to go give her a hug. Do you remember that? I tried to, like, go give her a hug and be like, it's going to be, like, we're fine. You were still trying to be her friend? Yeah. And she told me that I didn't have her back.

Have her back against Hallie, who was just having my back against my back. And I actually took, and in that moment, I was like, okay. And I never talked to her again. I think it was a highly confrontational moment. I think she was probably like, flying. lustered. Yeah. I feel bad.

No, I don't feel bad. I'm just saying like it was, the emotions were so high. I think she was just always, like, she was always so mean to me. Like, she would always, like, make fun of me. I remember this one time she was like, oh, what did she say to me? I don't know, but she was just like always mean. And in that moment, that was the moment that I needed to be like, okay, you're not my friend. And I actually cut her off and never talked to her again.

Yeah. I've never talked to her again. Yeah. And it was like the best thing ever did. Like, lighter. life was doing getting better. Life got really good after him. Dropping that dead fucking weight.

Dropping bad friends is like the best thing you can do. It's the best thing. It's amazing. It's truly just. We had big friend breakups very similar times. Us? What was your big friend breakup? Remember mine?

It was like two months before that. Yeah. And then we found each other collectively. You hadn't even met her. I just, I think it's really quick. crazy to experience like other people's negative energy. Like it actually affects your life. A hundred percent.

Yeah, it is like a sponge. Yeah, it affects like what you. Everything. Everything. Everything. Everything. Like everything. Everything.

And then the second that you cut it off, like. It's like you can breathe again. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Platonic breakups can be sometimes a lot more difficult than romantic one. I feel like they are. Yeah. They are.

Because you're supposed to, like, trust the girlies, you know? Yeah. Like, they're not supposed to, like, put you in that spot. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But fuck that hoe. Moving on to the next motion. Yeah, negative friends are the worst.

Like, you're always anxious about what you're going to say. Yeah. Oh. Kill them. Kill them all. Kill them all. Sally. What is the most repetitive or embarrassing thing I say every single time after I have too many drinks?

Fuck a duck in a... What is it? Fuck a duck in a semi-track. That is true. I can't say. what you say when you're drunk repetitively. What does she do? Oh.

Or you'll just like kind of stim, but like really funny. Like, like, we enter this realm when we reach a certain point and like three drinks in where we're just talking complete nonsense. Like how would you say let's go to the grocery store in our favorite sim? You know? And that's all it is. Remember the first time you did it, Lauren goes, eat, or eat, or eat, or eat. No, I literally sounded like a fugly.

I was like, wait, how do I do it? Yeah. I can't do it. I can't do it. So you basically just say the first letter of each word. How do I say what do I just said I want to get? What do you guys understand what the other is saying? I don't.

You're not even saying anything. I can't believe you do that to me. Oh. What? Do what? Why is that you're good to? I never understand their languages. I'm kind of drunk.

I don't know. I feel they get messy on here. A treat I say is an ick for me, but I go for guys with that trade all the time. Poor. Wait, what? I'm sick. Lauren speaking the fucking truth tonight. I think I got the question.

A trait she always says she hates, but she always goes for horror. Kind of. Help. It's half and half. It's half. I'm giving back to the community. What you fucking mean? It's a right off.

We've talked about this. It's a right off. It's a right off. But also like I was gonna say maybe an influencer. That, oh, that one too. A struggling influencer. Same thing. Content creator.

Oh my God. Yeah. What else do I say is a neck? Like good style. But I feel like the guys... You think that goes for guy with bad style? No, I'm saying that's like a good. ick of yours but like good style is a no i'm saying it's ick of course is bad style okay and i feel like

you didn't see me with bad style no no i feel like the guys you go for like usually have pretty good style except for the one that's scared of beds he dresses like a struggling father he dresses like he's like in the 90s like he doesn't have a razor that's o's 70s show yeah i don't i it was he dresses like a theme party when he met him he dresses no allie that was That was literally in his wardrobe. Four-year-old virgin. It was a theme cardy. Oh, my God.

He literally dresses like 40-year-old virgin, Steve Correll. Yeah, with the new balances before Ryan Gosling comes in and saves the day, obviously. All right. The next. The story of the night you were generally scared for my life. I know. There's so many. Or the drunkest.

There was one night when, so Hallie usually wakes up really early, really early. And also, she doesn't sleep through the night. Like, she wakes up every, like, couple hours. I know that. Because I just. see your phone. We can see your activity. We just know. And her activity on. We've also been in hotel rooms with you. Like, yeah, like, I know how you sleep, girl. We're best friends. I know your sleep. I know. Okay. So, you do not know. So there was one night that we went to bed like pretty early.

Hallie wasn't feeling good that night. We were all together. It was when we went to Grace O'Malley's comedy show. It was that night. Yeah. Hallie wasn't feeling well. We went home early. Everyone went to bed. We like had like one drink. It was like fine. And it was nearing. 11 a.m. the next day and Hallie still hadn't not only not texted me, but her TikTok and Instagram both said active yesterday. So I was like, oh, she's not even scrolling. And I was texting Lauren and I'm like, this sounds psycho. But like, no, I was like, do you think Hallie's okay? Like she has in Lauren's like, oh, this is really weird. I'm calling my boyfriend. I'm like, hey, do you think this is weird? He's like, you better safe than sorry. Like go over there. I'm like,

well, I'm going to just show up at her door. She's going to be like, what the fuck are you doing She'd be, like, more mad that we woke her up. I was genuinely about to leave my apartment and just go, like, walk towards Halleys. And she woke up and texted me. But it was like 11.30. Lauren was at work. So I was going to be the one to have to go, like, show up at the door. I'll show.

I'm like, hey. Hey. I sleep to like three sometimes. And you woke up and you were like, now, yes. You're like, what do you want? Now, like, it's, we're advanced. Well, because you do, you host afters five days. It's a week, so you're up.

You don't really sleep. You go to bed at like nine now, so waking up at three is... Literally, a. Normal. Okay, what is the most ridiculous thing I'm purchased? The Aspen... What's it called? The cotton swab.

The poncho. The poncho. I'm trying to leave something else. But I will say that was partially our fault. Yeah. We were like, this is so sad. Do it. No, we weren't.

I actually think... No, I was. I didn't like it. I don't think. Did we not? I don't think. I was really high on the option. You just kept asking, you were like, let's just do one more, one more store.

I need one more thing before I go. Before I go lay. What's another thing? Maybe like those like gray extensions that you put in your hair that one time. Here we go. How we got these great extensions. They were great. They were perfect.

They were like, this is like her first dabble in extensions. It was like a weft. What's it called? Yeah, it was a weft. A weft. Perfect. It was like right here. nice she goes I'm going back for longer more thicker I was like

maybe just leave it don't do that when you say don't do something it's like a little kid like don't oh my god she's doing howley is that if you say don't do it she's going to do it she comes don't jump off a bridge she's like I'm doing it I have to bridge near me like that is just who she has I've learned now to just be like you should do it

and I don't want her when I think she shouldn't do something now I'm just like do it Yeah, love it. She kind of got a little filler, and I was like, I'm taking it all out. Yeah, I was like, don't do it. She takes out. She comes back from this hair salon. Like, the hair is this thick.

It's down to here. Like a horse tail? Yeah. And it's gray. No. They toned it so. And then she literally, you freaked out, you took it out, and now it hangs on your door in Nantucket. You had a hair mishap when we first met, I remember.

And you were like, what do I do? And I was like, I actually don't know. I don't, it was like earlier that. This was even worse. The last year. Mishap I had was when I was in Scottsdale. And I hooked up with one of the guys I bought one of my tits. Yeah.

And it was one of those fucking crazy nights. My hair was matted, fucked up. We must have hooked up after like going on hot tub. So it goes, what? But it was mangled and fucked. I went to IGK after. They were like, I've never seen anything like this. Yeah.

Code red. What's that movie where it's like, just go with it? When Jennifer Aniston's getting her hair done she, he's like, oh no, baby. Oh, no. He's like, I'm going to need this. I'm in need that. He's like, Tanya, Lisa, grabbed the blah, blah, blah. Oh, like at the hair salon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that was Hallie. Like, everyone was looking at, like, coming to take a look at like, well, they could recommend. Yeah. That's kind of embarrassing. Who? Like, sitting in the chair, everyone's just like, wow, look at that. Like, I'd be like, whoa.

I even got a I even got a text And they were like Your friend's hair was so bad Yeah one of the owners Texted Lauren was like I've never seen anything like this They're like how did this happen

I like was I think I had like hickies all over my neck Oh god My hair was fucking fucked up Oh God I like literally came fresh off the plane From Scottsdale Oh my god this sounds like my worst fucking nightmare

Yeah I was tears You're a soldier Anyways The most out of touch thing I do Glam Glam. For sure. Three times a week.

I blame. Glam and hair. Society. They tell me to get glam. I get glam, bro. Yeah. I don't seek out glam. I know, but why don't you just say, like, no?

Like, you're good at doing your makeup. You know what I'm also really bad at doing? Say no. Yeah. Saying no. We can work on that. We'll practice. I practice in the mirror every morning.

I'm like, no. No. No. Like, can't get it out. Not. No. Yes. Fine.

You know what she cost? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, send her over. Yeah, she's already here. I already paid her. Yeah, put her on retain her while I read it. Like, that's literally you're trying to say now. It's fucked up.

That was funny. I was drinking Mount Gay the night that I lost in virginity. Really? Yeah. It's hot. I never knew Mount Gay. It was like a Newport thing. Like, everyone in Newport, like, only drank Mount Gay.

I only knew it once I got to Hell. And this guy got me like so fucked. It was so scary. I remember losing my virginity. I was like, Lord, get me out of this fucking situation right now. It was terrible. Yeah. I had nightmares about it.

Like the moonlight was shining in my face and this mattress on the floor. It was random house in Newport. I was like. It sounds romantic. I like freaked out when I lost my virginity and then I didn't have sex again for like three years. Oh, I loved it. And I broke up with my boyfriend because I was so scared of it. Oh.

Yeah. Look at you now. Probably. What does that mean? Sexually active, young lady. Look at you now, engaged. Big old cum dumpster.

Look at you now. You've come so far. Look at you now, you fucking whore. Look at you now, you fucking whore. No. I mean, you're getting married. You're having sex frequently. You just took your pregnancy test last week.

Oh, hellie. I was worried. My boobs were big. Why? My boobs got so big. It's not normal. You have an IUD. Well, you never know.

I thought he was going to come out like this. We were doing, okay, here's genuinely why I thought I could be pregnant. We did reverse cowgirl. Painful. And I was like, in my mind, in my mind, I was like. Why did he want to reverse cowgirl? Because that, I literally did that last week. I had a nice to my vagina.

Yeah. Why? It goes the opposite way. Oh, the angles. It doesn't go. I also feel like it bends the wrong way. Your man has to have a piece that bends easily to do reverse. A very flexible penis, yeah.

I don't have that. So it ripped and it was awful. Why does your vagina keep ripping when you have sex? Like, actually, I feel like that. I think it's because my boyfriend is a really big person. He's well endowed below the Mississippi River. I've had, but I don't know. I feel like I've had sex with that.

I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me. Here's what it is. You hear what you're going to say? No, Lauren. I've had sex in massive talks. No, listen to me. This is what it is. We're long distance.

I don't see him. Okay, that's true. So when I see him, we're like Jack Rabbit. That's like, it's all day. That's true. And that's not like what's supposed to be happening. Yeah, yeah. You're not supposed to have sex that frequently in like a short amount.

Okay, that's true. Seven days together and we're like, okay, that's true. So it doesn't rip like the first time. What does like grip entail? There just a little rip happens. On the inside? Between your like your vagina and your ass.

Yeah. Yeah. Like towards the back. Have you never gotten that? It hurts you like when I pee, it's like, ah! Like it's really being full. Just like a cut. It's like a paper cut.

Oh my God. That sounds scary. But like on your vagina. Wait, in the back? Yeah. Not in the front. That would be even worse. That would be wild.

Yeah. Wait. That would be tears. I feel like that means you're going to have that one. You're definitely going to rip. One of my friends' sisters had happened to her, but it's a scale of four. Four meaning full tear. Straight to the ass.

Full tear. Yeah. And there's one, two, three. I mean, that might be me. We'll see. They're going to make everything down there a lot easier now. It's so scary. Yeah.

But I have oils. We use oils and things of that nature. Make sure they're... Silicon Bay. Water-based. Yeah. It's pretty. They're like sex oils.

I know, but you can have water based or silicon based. And you want to have water based your say? You want water because it's natural silicone. It will give you UTI or use infection. Okay. Well, I haven't got either, so I'm guessing it will use water. Well, back to this. We were doing reverse cowgirl, and that was like in my mind, not supposed to be.

Was that your idea? No. Never. Why would that be my idea? Is it usually your idea? No one's asking me to do reverse cowgirl. I can tell you that much. They're like, let's do everything but.

Hell, no. But I was like, in my mind, I was like, that's the, because I feel like the IUD just wouldn't, I don't know. I was like, what if it just went the wrong way? Oh, got it. Do you know what I mean? Yes. That is the one position where I'd be like, so that's not like, um, like critical thinking, but like I know what you mean. Yes.

It's obviously it's fine, but because my boobs are big and because we did that and like that's it. And your stomach hurt. And my stomach. I was like, that's it. Do you guys want to know something? I'm not on birth control. Yeah. So when I'm ovulating.

you use condoms that's really that's very safe practice of sake sex sex i can't i don't i don't speak i'm like can you put it in he's like sure oh condoms is such a good support conoms are good yeah we per we support condoms we support condoms yeah these were condoms at the extra room magnums that's very safe of you but like you guys know me like if there's even a chance no i know that something like i would not be able to sleep at night i'd be blowing up your phones like we need to go to the hospital like no I know I would go crazy if I even thought I could be pregnant no and also Plan B's like in my opinion not that great for you like remember I think I think it's terrible for you fucks up your hormones I just think it's so you don't know how

that's going to reflect in the future well I have growing a tail I took so many of it when I was growing a tail I took so much fucking Plan B like it was insane and sometimes you'd V memo me for the Plan B who would I um oh I know I know sometimes you have been moving for the plan B and I would just like pocket it wait hotel boy um no um porn on the TV porn on the same porn on the TV Peter Pan porn on the ceiling Peter Pan porn on the sonos yeah porn on the sonos entire house listening to the porn at the same time

everyone get ready we're all having sex at the same time once it was like three times one morning and like once we were like going to get like coffee or like peer of eater or something and he like showered whatever and we all got in the car and it connects to Bluetooth. And porn started playing. I go, we just had sex. Like, that's really bad.

Three or four times. Why are you masturbating again? Do you remember when we went to Aspen? He's insane. Us three, we went to Aspen. And Hallie brought a guy back in our rooms. Like, we shared a wall. And we didn't hear anything.

We and Lauren were like, we were awake. We were like, oh, they're back. We were like, we hear the. I remember I hurt him, like, walking up the stairs. What did he say? It was so dork. We were like, what a nerve. Hallie was like, oh, yeah, they got bunks in there.

We fully had like two-fold bed. Howley thought we were sleeping. And she goes, yeah, those two have bunks. Yeah, I put those two over there. Hellie's like, I have the California king, but those two were in bunks. Me and Liv like mid-sleep, both opened up, both opened our eyes, being like, we fuck this bitch. And then he was like, wow, he said something about the staircase.

He was like, a cool staircase. And Hallie was like, yeah. I was like, this is funny. I don't remember a train. Bunk bed. Yes, you did. Hallie. Me and Lauren that we did each other like this.

Bunk, uh, bunk mate. Bunk mate. And then we like went back to sleep. Bringing a guy home on that trip, it was going to be me. Obviously. We're not upset with you for bringing the guy on. So I loved it. It's like you guys had to share a room.

No, it was funny. No, we're not like making, it was genuinely hilarious. It was funny that you were like these two got bun. And you were just like, those two have bunk beds. Yeah, we were like, we were fully like two. We and Lauren are sleeping masks. We looked at each other were like this. You hear that?

Bunk me? I'm going to get us necklaces that say bunk me. Fuck me. And then. It's like the one thing we remember from the trip. California King. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we all like sobbed on that California King together.

It was so weird. It was out, dude. It really fucked with my shit. Yeah. You guys love to remind me. Lauren. saw Hallie crying for the first time in years. Keep in mind, this was after.

I don't cry. I don't cry. This was after I like three times in my life and it's been like, this was monumental each time. Reamed into my life. Okay. And I'm like this. I'm like, she's crying.

I'm like, go about her. Here's Lauren. You're like, Lauren's reaching for, this is, I'm Lauren, Lauren's me, this is Holly. Okay.

I felt very deeply for her. I literally was like, you're going to be fun. love you i was like we're having like we're having a breakthrough here like don't break eye contact i have a picture she's about it lord's like this never happens how he's crying i was like well usually i'm the one crying well i just cussed out live so yeah i'm like feel better hallie love you bye what is most out of my comfort zone that you've ever see me do something outdoors there or anything any time i'm like laying on the ocean laying on the ocean honestly like in my

Got it. No, no, no, I know what you mean. Um, okay, well, like, honestly, yes. Like, laying calmly. Hallie, after screaming at me. This is, I'm going to feed my pants. I'm going to see my pants. This is my hand. This is Hallie after screaming at me. For God knows why. Holly, before screaming at you. You look so much better with your natural hair color. Like, I mean, the blonde was cunt, but like, this looks really good. So was that the first night?

Wow, we got it. Oh, my God. Holly made out with it. This podcast episode was crazy. Like, the one we did after that trip. I know. I got so much hate. Because in the plane almost went down.

Everyone was like, live is so mean to Lauren. I was like, you all need to touch immense amounts of grass. Liv is so mean to Lauren after I just cost out live. Yeah. Literally, I was like, I can't catch a fucking break. What did you even, like, say that people thought you were mean to me? People were saying I was making faces.

I just had botched Botox. Like, they brought me so due. So this one time when we were at, sorry, you are shutting. We were at Coachella. And this is why seeing Hallie lay just peacefully. It's a very rare sighting. How you walked circles around the,

compound the entire day at Coachella. She just slapped. She did laps of the house that we were saying at. I didn't see her sit down one time. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm anxious and no one has a zanis. Circles. Circles. So actually seeing you play.

No one had a zanny. I found the picture. Dude, it's better than I imagine it. Yo! Are you good? I was just, I literally was like, we can't break eye contact with her or else she'll stop.

Okay, this is our last segment we're going to do, and then we're going to go out, and we're going to dinner. We're going to Orash. Shout out Orash. Shout out, Eugene. Shout out, Eugene. Shout out George. I went there yesterday, actually.

It was two nights and fire. So good. What did you get? There was like this everything bagel you'd like dip in the oil and like it's so good. It's so like your vibe. Did you have that tuna? We're getting that today. Yeah, we did.

It's insane. It's a little too fishy for me. And I have a weird sensitivity to fish right? I don't know why. It was ridiculously good. Oh my God, guys, I'm not going to be the only one. Oh, no, no, we're getting it.

We're getting it. No, we're getting it. It's insane. It's like, we're getting the fucking fish. You know what? Wait, what else is really good? Did you have the ratatooie? You mean the ratat-toot?

There was selling with the caviar on top that was really, really yummy. I didn't have that. The steak was really good. The salmon was really good. I didn't have the steak. Let's do steak. Yeah, the steak was really good.

What was the salmon like? It was like thin and, like, chopped up like the steak. It was really good. Okay, we're going to get that. Okay, so the segment's called listener dating out bios. Would you swipe left or swipe right? And these listeners have submitted like crazy responses they've gotten or their own bios.

This girl's bio is, ruin my life. Left. No. Wait, sorry. Swipe no. I would swipe left. Left is no. Yeah.

Left is no. Left is right. Right is their right. Like, I mean, it depends what I'm there for. If you're a man looking to get some. I just think ruin my life respectfully is like a little like juvenile. Like you sound like you're in high school. Yeah.

A girl made that her dating bio? Yeah. And so as a guy, you're just asking to be a cum dumpster in my opinion? Yeah, it's giving like, um, it's giving only fans. Crazy. Like you're crazy. Sometimes I like crazy.

I know. It's giving she's, but like we need to respect ourselves women. Ruin my life. Why would you want a man to ruin your life? Ruin his life. Why would you give him that power? Yeah, I don't like that. Period.

It's very... All right, this hinge prompt, most irritable fear. Families that run turkey trots because fuck out of my face. That's funny. That's funny. I like that. Yeah, I like you. I would like you to co-host my show.

So what would you... So swipe right? Swipe right. Yeah, swipe right. Wait, should we take a drink every time we swipe? Swipe right! We're in the bar. We're in the extra dirty bar.

Swipe and right. What the fuck is in your fucking drink? We're swiping right at the bar. All right, a guy sent me a prompt that said, me, you, my step sister, you in? Oh, no. What? Me, you, my step sister, you?

It's like not funny. I would not be in. Have you ever seen step sister porn, though? Sometimes it pops up. Sometimes it pops up after Hallie searches it. Sometimes it pops up if you search it. Ruin my life stepsister porn. Ruin my life step sister porn come duster.

Gossler. A com duster. My favorite segment that we've ever done was like when we like described what Hallie's search history was. Me and Holly used to fire off DMs to like from her account. To like random people. We would sit at zero bond. I still do that.

And we would write up the craziest DMs. Like I don't even know if I can say that. Like I want your cocking. They were literally doing that to someone at Peros last week. Oh, we did it last week. There was a guy at the restaurant we were at that like Holly went to college with. I think I think I. have dinner with him tonight what you have dinner with us tonight bitch no wait tonight oh my god that's

why why he texted me today awkward um and we were sexting him at dinner and his ears were red he was getting all red yeah we would send crazy dms how they would be like let me know when you're home so i can schedule my hip replacement surgery that was my favorite one um yeah that was good that was my favorite i was got really clever with it i'm banned from tinder because i made my bio looking for a sugar any once. Babe, you're on the wrong app. Wrong app. Seeking arrangements, babe.

No, your audience, babe. These are really strange. I used to have a seeking arrangements. I never used it, but I, like, had it. I tried to use it once when my dad kicked me out. I got weirded out. So it was a time to be alive. Your dad kicked you out of the house?

Um, because I fucked up as $30,000 carpet because I did a party when they were gone. Oh, so that's why you went on. So you downloaded seeking arrangements. So I downloaded seeking arrangements. I think he kicked you up because I needed a new bump by the time. I was like, well, I didn't he say what it's he'd be? I remember when he texts me and goes, why are you not on only fans? Oh my God.

You were like, oh, I was like, dad, do you know what that is? He goes, money, big money. Money. I'm like, all right, we're not doing that. A man having his occupation as a gynecologist, pretences, he was a 20-year-old fat boy. Ew! I hate that so much. That.

Guys, you're really. Actually, he definitely was like showing his buddies being like, You know, bro, get a lot of this, bro, bro, bro. I was so high last time, look what I made my profile, gynecologists, cause I'm like a doctor in that posse. Like, literally, like, that reminds me of my ex-boy friend. Yeah, possema-mind. She's marrying the PM.

Yeah. Have you guys? Never mind. What? Have you done that since? Yeah. They do it all the time now. He's munching his way.

He's munching his way through, like the Holland Tunnel. Munching his way through, my friend. Munching my weight. What? It's honestly, you guys made me feel like there was something wrong. So I was like, I will figure this out until I like it. I am not down to shame anyone except for, like, dressing like CBK and making take talks about it. But I'm not down to like shame anyone, especially sexually.

But I will shame you time and time again for not letting your man go down on you because you're my friend and you're missing out. That's why I literally was like That's why I was like I will figure this out Until I like it And it was more just like me getting out of my head They shut up Yeah they shut up Yeah

They shut the fuck up And they're just You know It's like fucking dolphins and butterflies You can text Even if you really wanted to No now it's good No now it's good to like I just needed to like

Holly you would be doing that Holly is scrolling I definitely have before That is for sure For sure For sure email I need to cater to A green flag I look forward It's not asking you why I have two phones.

And then he wouldn't tell this girl his job. So he's a drug dealer. Next. Left. Worst I've seen, I'll pay first drink if you pay the second. I feel like that's Chad's. I'll pay first drink if you pay the second. Chad's is I'll pay the first drink and then it's like a blank.

And it goes, if you've em on me. And I thought that was always really funny. That was really funny. Your brother's profile is definitely like... I need to get Chad's dating profile. It's really funny. Yeah. Oh, Chad has a dating profile.

Wait, what? His is probably, like, really crazy. Guy know. I was upset. Literally, guy no. It's probably Guy know. You know, like, one of the prompts is, like. What is he on Raya?

No. Hinge. Yeah. The next one is, I shit you, not some guy wrote that he was a really good drunk driver. Um, no. That's not the vibes. That's disgusting. I don't even know what guy would think that's, like, fun.

That's not funny. That's not funny. That's really funny. fucked it actually. It's really not okay. That's how you murder people. The last one is hinge prompt is together we could dot to dot and I answered argue in missionary. I mean, it's funny, but like, I'm, no.

Why are we saying this to strangers? I don't want to argue. I would love to argue missionary. I don't want to talk about sex with strangers. Can you guys meet first? And then talk about sex? Hallie is the audience. She's like, I would love to argue at this is great.

Holly's like, that's sick. Swipe right. Maybe meet first and then talk. about sexual relations and then fight and then and then and then fight yeah yeah you can close enough that you have something to fight about guys we have to go to fucking dinner but I appreciate you're all becoming part of the extra dirty bar thank you for having us part of the extra dirty bar part like I'm hammered I'd should we take a bow about about about yeah yeah like yeah like a

like a princess bath this rum goes straight to my fucking head wait I think we should I think we should have a raging headache before I've had two. Okay, first, you want to do the outro? Classes, I'm good. Um, what do I always say? Thank you so much. Thank you guys for listening in. You can follow extra dirty in all platforms, YouTube, Spotify, Instagram.

Yeah, but now that we're behind the bar, I encourage you to watch on YouTube and tell all your friends about it. Guys, watch on YouTube, like this is a vlog cast. Like, we were very interactive with the set today. Mm-hmm. Watch me run away from men on a show. Canal Street watch me talk into a microphone watch me go cross at it several I'm so drunk wait I think we should bow I do it we do it one more time I do

one more time okay okay wait wait pretend we leave the audience is cheering so we come back no everyone can wait they want to do it 20 seconds of looking at the crowd encore okay so now we hold hands again come on yeah I love you mom it's really meaningful flowers are being thrown out of us. Oh, it fucking hit me in the face. Stop. Teddy bears. Okay. And, right.

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