Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - We filmed a reality show... *ft. Liv!*

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

It's the longest Hallie has gone without drinking... until this episode. 😈 And this week Liv is joining the Extra Dirty bar once again for an episode full of giggles, occasional gibberish, and just a SMIDGE of sh*t talking... Hallie and Liv chat Hallie's reinvigorated gym beast era, the 50 hour bender girl, unique baby names, and their summer plans to rip it in Nantucket! Hallie and Liv reveal how they filmed a reality TV show pilot and answer YOUR questions: dream vacations, hangover cures and more! BESOS! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

He didn't recognize me. So here's my thing. He probably is dementia. The fungi from his feet might have got to his brain finally. Let's get Extra Dirty. Hi guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty here. I am here with Live today. Thank you.

I tried to Mogg, but I can't stop laughing. No, we get the Mog for three seconds. Just looking to the camera. That felt really bright and it connected us. Totally. Totally. Totally. All right, what will be drinking today?

Diet Coke, let's start with a crisp opening. ASMR. Ooh! Guys, we're not drinking today. I was just telling live in the car. And then I was like, wait to save it for a fucking production. I was like, this is the longest I've ever gone without drinking. I go, how long?

36 hours. 36 hours. Good job. I know. I'm a change woman. You're different. You know, and everyone's been talking about that. You're different.

I saw headlines. You're different. You're moving different. You have a different glow. what what peptides is Hallie Bachelor taking no it's the 36 hours off of the bottle that's what it is that Hollywood peptide no you know what it is it's the new brow pencil guys I just opened my phone wait I just like choked tell him what just happened on the Uber 8 right here is that we're scrolling

mindlessly and I'm like wait wait I just like scrolled right past this article on I think it was on page six right it was on page six right it was on page I was scrolling with no intention and just like, I'm like, wait, what the fuck is that? And I lost the post. Anyway, I had found page six. It's a picture of Kaya Gerber literally serving a fucking face in a gown, full, glamful hair like this.

Red carpet. And then there's a little circle of Hallie like overlaid on top of it like this in the bathroom using her brow pencil. Like mid-talking, no makeup on. I look so white as a ghost. I'm basically translucent. Right. You can see through me to the bones.

You can't even. And you are the brown. And if you can do it, I know, no. What is that? And I show it to Holly and she goes. That's not me. And I go, no, it's, that's you. I didn't even recognize myself because I look so chocked.

Is there an elephant walking upstairs? Did you just hear that? No, sometimes they vacuum. Oh. My God. No, I know. It's beyond. It's beyond.

It's literally beyond. How dare you vacuum? while we're podcasting. So what are we pre-gaming today? What are we pre-gaming? Like, we're not really doing anything. I mean, we could get some sushi after something. I'm so down for sushi. No, I'm just so down for sushi. I did have, yeah, I had sushi yesterday, but like I would get sushi. We don't want you to get sink poisoning. So you don't want to get dinner with me? Oh, good dinner, but it doesn't have to be sushi. It could be American food. It could be Greek. Mediterranean? Yeah, I don't know. No, I don't like Mediterranean. I don't like the son of that

right now. I mean, unless we were going to like, like, rush but I don't think we're in sweatpants yeah we can't do that we actually both decided to wear windbreakers I texted Hallie I was like I am dressed like a PE teacher today so let's lean in yeah and if you know windbreaker you cared about if you knew it was like to wear a windbreaker you would know and you would wear it and you would wear it and I literally tried on the same one that you're wearing and then I was like we imagine if we showed up both wearing green windbreakers just We're repping Greenwich. What is it saying?

It's a Greenwich Polo Club. Like, I don't watch polo. We've been there once. Two years ago. We went straight to the... Remember what I wore? Let's talk about that. And Paige was like hosting...

So Paige, our dear friend Paige Lorenz. She was hosting... I was there. I wore the most crazy outfit. I remember there was a picture of me and Paige were me picture. And she goes, do you want your feet cut out of that? Howley wore her Prada loafers. Like, not lovers. Mule. I wore loafers. I wore loafer. Yeah, they were another problem. Helly was wearing like, like, like, mules. But like we were walking in grass.

Lauren was wearing literally an Easter dress with wedges. Like we were all, lutes was, we all were wearing, I was wearing the ugliest outfit of my life. But like, why were we there? Why were we wearing that? Why were we there? You know, what I don't like, when people, which I've done, so I'm not like hating, when people cosplay the place they're going to in a really crazy way. Like I tried to look so properly. I wore loafers with a minute, with a dress. Yeah, it wasn't about. Yeah, it felt cost to me. Like, I mean, it didn't feel cost to me at a page because she is always writing bareback somewhere. Oh, no, not her. Like, it was like her setting. It's her thing. Like, for us, I was like, I don't, I feel like I had to go to f*** and I party to

get that's what I'm saying. Like, I typically would have just worn like regular pants and a little t-shirt. Like, I should have done that. What ever happened to wearing what you want? Whatever happened to personal style? Oh, I'll tell you what happened. TikTok.

I don't subscribe to dress codes. No, you don't. Never a Pinterest girly, so I never had a mood board when it comes to outfits. I still don't use Pinterest. I don't match typically most of the time. I don't even know if I have a Pinterest account. I do.

I definitely do, but like I don't have it on my phone. Like, I don't. Yeah. Not because I'm against it. Like, I'm sure it's great. It's just something I never got into. Like, Tumblr. I know.

Did you have Tumblr? I had Tumblr. I had, I loved Visco. Like, there were some people that were, like, big on Visco. I was big on Visco. You were? Yeah. I used to edit on Viscoe.

Yeah, same. Over-editing was, like, a thing on Instagram. In high school, I, like, I was, like, a Visco girl. Like, that was my Tumblr. Tumblr's a little, I think, like, I think we just missed that. I think we missed it. Like, they were, like, the older. You definitely did.

It was, like, the older. But, like, of the older girls. Like, Tumblr was very, like, Alexis Ren. Or was she vis. She was like YouTube, honestly. Naming all her platforms. Snapchat. Follow Alexis' friend.

Shout out to you, Alexis. You're hot. I used to watch her and Jay Alvarez. Yeah. I matched with her in Raya last year. I know. I know we were like never talk to one once. Coconut oil.

That was the best piece of footage I've ever watched. No, no. Can we please talk about Jay Alvarez's sex tape? it doesn't get talked about enough we swept it under the rug as a community as a society has a society like why are we sweeping things under the rug so fast like so so so such a big guys it it pulled me out of a of a depressive state me out of rehab i watched it i was like i want to fucking live no i think that's what that's what that's what you call influencing yeah how many people went to cvs everyone was doing it it was doing it

It was a huge thing. And honestly, but I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about the video itself. That was like my second. You know what people say they go through a second puberty? That was my second sexual awakening. I'm not even going to lie. Who edited that?

I don't know. But it looks like a visco, like tumblery. Like it had a filter. It looked like a music video. Yeah. Like how do you like sign up to be one of the models to be the model that he fucks? And why did I not get that one of my inbox? I think you'd need to be like a porn star.

Right? Also, my ass does not clap like that. It's okay. You have a face card. Ah. And let's talk about that. I want men to weigh in because I actually have a question. This is going to sound so, like, misogynistic and, like, I'm objectifying women.

But I'm really curious. Does ass matter as much if the girl has a really pretty face? Like, I'm just wondering. I think ass matters to a lot of guys. I feel like if there's a big ass. I'm like damn me I'm like mine goes in you have a cute little butt I feel like it's for an ass makes them feel like it's big when they're like hitting it from behind if they have a big ass they feel like they have a big dick wouldn't they feel like smaller I don't

know if it gets in there if it finds its way to its home if it makes it through the treacherous terrain we can you get BBL I would get a BBL do you want to go together I would get sculpture in my ass. I don't know what sculpture is. We know a lot of bitches that have gotten sculptures. Guys, every single one of your favorite influencers has sculpture. Has a BBL in their ass. I'm not kidding. No, we're not kidding. And they're all in Osampic too. Yeah. And that's the end of this episode. Do you see someone with a tiny waist and a big ass just now? They're on Ozempic and they have sculpture in their ass. Yes. It's not them hitting the gym, which by the way, I have been doing a lot of recently. Yeah, you have. You have. Hallie's been gym maxing, which kind of scary.

me because you get a little obsessive when I first met you you were like solid coring twice a day I was like this girl's a fucking machine yeah you're very athletic I loki am no one talks about it no one talks about it well you're about to be like ripped I'm just trying to like get in shape for summer I'll come to berries with you I've been really into running yeah I mean it's only as I've gone on three runs and I've been like really into berries I feel like it's a really hard workout. Yeah, it's hard. I'm like a bit of a masochist. I like inflicting pain upon myself. Yeah. In a sexual way. Are you licking your fucking bean and berries? What are you talking about right now? I'm so weird. Pallie's like putting the dumbbell like,

what are you talking about? I'm just saying I'm a masochist and I'm like if I'm going to work out, it needs to be really hard and quick. Painful. Just like sex. Hard and quick. Any jackrabbits want to come to the front. I'm scared of you right now. Oh my god, I never noticed this little bulldog. What does that mean to you? Do you like, you don't even have a dog? Like, why is that in here? Let me see it. You can hold them. That's Doug. Oh, it's a piggy bank. Oh, no, it's not. Is it a piggy bank? No, but it has a hole on the bottom. Don't look at its undercarriage. Sorry, Doug. It's like so random. I know. Same with the bamboo tree. Like, do you just come to make fun of my set?

No, I'm just like, wait. Is that bamboo? Yeah. I've never honestly turned around. Wait, I had some questions I wanted to ask you. How yeah, I can't breathe. How about pop culture moments? Have you seen the 50-day Bender Girl?

Should we drink? I mean, yeah. Should we just take one shot? It is the extra dirty bar. I feel like by right now, I'm usually like getting drunk and like I'm sober. Okay, fine. Honestly, let's take a shot. I'm obsessed.

This is my reward for being sober for the You know, I feel like we are closer lately. We so are. We are. You want to know why that is? Why? Just because. Well, I feel like we bring us wrong.

We sometimes tell me, what are you saying? Sometimes me and Holly getting really crazy tiffs and then we like don't see each other for a week and then we're like, oh, hey. But that's how I usually get over my tips. I peel back. I know, but I just feel like we're like, remember when we first met? No, we're so back to that. We're so back. We're so fucking back.

No, it's giving zero bond. It's giving zero bond minus. Giving the Norsee. Cheers. I just. Speaking about shots. Have you seen the shit about the 50-day bender girl on TikTok? No, I've seen other people talking about it, but I don't know who this girl is.

Yeah, so she's in college and she's like doing like a 50-day bender like up until graduation. Graduation being her 50th day, but she miscalculated. so now it's like 65 days or something. She's squaced. Oh my God. And she's getting so much shit for it. And I'm like, and I'm like, people keep asking me to comment on it

because I'm a boo's bag, I guess. I don't know. I'm going to stay out of this one. Wait, I have a question, though. What is her content surrounding it? She's like 20,000 followers. Oh, she's just like ripping it. Going viral off of this moment.

I feel like this is going to be a canon event for her. It's either going to, I just hope she's being like safe. and not like getting drunk and having like crazy sex with random people and like catching diseases. Why do you never say that to me? I do, babe. I literally say it to you. And I am safe.

This is proof. Hallie has selective hearing and I just want everyone to know. I'm constantly reminding her of diseases. And the fact that you think I've never brought that up to you is proof of your selective hearing. I'm very safe. I could test all the damn time. They call... I get tested all the damn flammed down.

What do you think I'm doing during the day? Yeah. What do you think I do all day after berries? I'm getting tested every day. Never know when something might pop up. I'm just very like... Can I tell you something? Yeah.

I've never had chlamydia. I had it once, like a few years ago. Only once? Only once. What did it feel like? I didn't feel like. I just got a... I had missed my period, so I thought it was pregnant,

so I got tested for everything, and it was chlamydia. And then I took a pregnancy test a couple weeks later, and I was pregnant. So it was a chlamydia baby. Double homicide. Double homicide. You should literally sue that man. Well, yeah.

I should have kept it. I never told him. I never told him anything. No, hell, you should not have kept it. It would be eight years old running around, fucking screaming at you. Now, decontal. It would be my assistant working that show new bar. Junior! Vodka!

Like that would be you to your kid. I'm freaking out. His name would be like Hemingway. His name would be like Harvard or Cambridge. Or like selling like something so proper. Or like rock. Like something else... Wait.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No, shut up. Printer.

Tripod. G7X. Octobudy. No. We need to be. G7X, you listen to me when I'm talking to you. Go in your room, G7X. What do you think about weird baby names?

I personally think they're really cute. Like, how weird, though? No, like, are we talking like R2D2? No, that's exactly. I think, I think it's cruel. I think it's cruel. cruel, that baby's going to grow up and have the weirdest fucking name. Let me look at a weirdest celebrity. Do you know what you want to name your kids? No, I'm not that kind of person. Oh,

I am. But only as a lady dress and wearing to my wedding. I actually, well, it's going to be white. What if it's red to your own wedding? Alternative. Oh, alt with rock. The theme of the wedding is alt with rock. Like, what's wrong? Oh, you're now. Looks like pretty. Let me think. Thank you. I'm going tomorrow. Alt with baby rock. Alt with rock.

All feet rock. Elon Mux's was... Yvonne Mux. How do you say that? Exaschi 12. All right. Exasci 12. Gwyneth Paltrow's kid is named Apple.

And then Kim and Kanye have North St. Chicago. Some. I love Kim and Kanye's baby's names. It's going on me. It's so, like, it just goes together. Nick Cannon's kids are. interesting names. What are they? Legendary love,

beautiful Zeppelin, powerful queen and zillion hair. Powerful queen? I don't know how powerful queen is. Zeppelay? Zeppelin. Beautiful zeppelin. You're literally lying.

Zillion hair? Oh my God. He hates his kids. Every name was supposed to sound like a yacht. Does he even own a yacht? Jason Lee's kids' name is Pilot and Spectre. This is why men need to stay the fuck away from the birth certificate.

Okay. Jermaine Jackson's kids is your majesty. Sorry. I know that's like a real person I'm laughing at, but it's so crazy. Jermazilat's kid is Maxi Crime Fighter. I can't tell if this is real. Jamie Oliver is Buddy Bear Maurice in Petal Blossom Rainbow. So these names are

making Nora Smith sound really normal. I think a Nora Smith's kids are on this list. Not gonna lie. Can I tell you what I want to name my kids or is that a... Sorry, it's just like burped. Is that a bad vibe to put out there? Well, you don't want like a bunch of people copying it. Well, it's my name. It's my middle name. Nora? Yeah, I want to name my daughter, Nora. See how I know your middle name? Yeah. I thought it was Reed. It's Nora Reed. I have two middle names. I'm so you... Brownie points. I know both of them. Brownie points, Olivia Norrieed, Manny Meeks. That's me.

Oh my God. So when I get married, I'm gonna keep my last name. I'm keeping mine. Because like I'm Liv Manny, bitch. Like, that's Manny. I'm fucking Rely Gatchelder in this bitch. Yeah, it's Liv Manny and Hallie Batchelder in this bitch.

I feel like Bachelder and Manny are both powerful names. My whole life, like starting in high school, no one called me just live. It was always Lib Manny. Like all my guy friends. Like, you know those people who, you say the first and last name yeah it was never just like live even in class like you'll live manny like everyone calls me live manny like remy bader can we talk about remi bader for a second yeah

she's so i fucking love remi bader yeah i've gotten close to romey i've known remi for like years honestly i met her more through you like we we knew each other online a little but i didn't become friends with her until you were friends with her and then we all started hanging out he's so funny she's so funny she's such a good fucking friend yeah she is she is such a good fucking friend Yeah, she is. I fucking love her. Like, I want to hang out with her more. She cares a lot.

She cares. Like, she's such a nice girl. She's insanely funny. I've tried to have her on. Remy, if you're watching this. Remy. But she was, she's more strategic with, like, the, you know, the things. I get it.

Like, she's like, if I come out with something, I'll come on the show. And I was like, that makes sense. Remy, we need a blue fan. Come on the show. Yeah. Bring the fans on. You guys should do an extra dirty fan. And it should be olive green.

We should do that. See, my mind is always kind of just working. It's giving creative genius. Yeah, and it's giving I'm starting a creative agency firm. Yeah. Her and Isaac together, though, so funny. So funny. So funny.

Bha, bra, blah, blah. Oh, that's by my new tech. Your thing for like two years is, hi, I'm a tree, goodbye. Like, it was so crazy. It was so beyond. No, it was really weird. I said it one time, Hallie. I literally one time said,

It was around Christmas time two years ago, I go, hi, I'm a tree. And for the next two years, Halle's tick was, hi, I'm a tree. Goodbye. Like, it was in C. It was in Cesar. Can we talk about, like, us going to Chey Margo often and we left the other night? And as we're leaving guys, this guy who have blessed, like, probably at least three times. I've blessed this man in a few.

He's the oldest guy I've ever gotten with, by the way. Yeah, blessed. And he's his feet, his green feet, or in my TikToks two years ago. Like, he is, there's physical evidence. You guys have probably heard we refer to him as Greenfoot man. Yeah, green toes. He's probably, like, that video got so many views. Like, people, like, there's a digital footprint of that man.

Literally. So we're leaving, I don't know, maybe it's my brunette hair. I'm going to go with that. But, like, we were leaving Shane Margot, me and live the other night. And I go, hey, Greenfoot. And he goes, hey, who are you? Yeah, he literally was like, hey. Hey, who are you?

I go, Hallie. You go, it's me. We've had sex so many times. Bye. It's me. Do you want to, do you need to see my vagina? Well, I didn't do all that in Jay, but I wanted to all the thing. But like, what?

Yeah. He didn't recognize me. So here's my thing. He's old and he probably is dementia. So we're going to let it slide. Also, like, the fungi from his feet might have got to his brain finally. He's senile. But, like, he obviously knows who you are.

You've hooked up with him several times. My hair was really blonde back then, though. Yeah. Honestly, who said this to me? Someone recently said to me, Halle's fucking face card has never, like, hit this way. I think it was Serena Kerrigan. Serena Kerrigan.

Yeah, my burner account. What? No, Serena Kerrigan said it to my face. She was like, Hallie is serving fucking face card. Like, she's never served face before. I know. I like Serena.

So we're going to go to Nantucket in a week for Figuay. And if you guys don't know. I'm going to take the ferry over with Emma and Maggie. Okay. And if you guys don't know what Fagawa is, Fagawi is like the kickoff to summer. Well, technically it's daffodil weekend on Nantucket. But this is like,

this is like the bigger weekend on Nantucket. Most college kids are out of college by this point. Yeah. And it's Memorial Day weekend and they go to Nantucket, Buffy Millington, and Veronica, Birkenchlyer. Like, everyone's there just ripping it up. It's a really, really fun weekend. It's a young weekend. All of those people are there.

Yeah. Every time. Every time. And there's rich daddies. The yachts are pulling into the harbor. Guys, it's so fun. The rose age is just bottomless. Bottomless yams.

The whole point, like, it's kind of like, I feel like I've reached. an age where I'm like, I feel like I can't be like drunk. Like day drinking, I get guilty. Like, do you know what I mean? Except for like right now. But like the whole point of wine weekend is to drink fucking wine with your friends. Wear a cute outfit and just gallivant around the island for three fucking days straight. Four, four days.

All of our friends are going. So it's going to be me. Holly Graydon is Dylan coming? I don't know. I have to confirm with him, but I want him to come. I need him to come up. Like, I'll literally share a bed with him. I don't care.

Okay. He can cut. It's not about beds. I just don't know if he can come. Oh, he's coming. Okay, then he's coming. Maggie, Emma, Payton, Marcus. Page.

Page. Page is Dairy Boy store. Page is opening her store. So we're obviously going to be there for that. Which, by the way, she, her store opening is this Friday, I believe. Or no, Fagawa weekend Friday. So like in a week and a half or so. Mm-hmm.

And that Dairy Boy store on Antucket Island is going to be extremely significant. It's going to be insane. It's going to be insane. It's going to change the trajectory of her brand. It's going to change the trajectory of Nantucket traffic. Yeah. Oh, God. Paige.

I need to go to Lemon Press. Don't open until 11. The flow of traffic is going to literally go different ones. Wait, Paige, if you're listening, Paige Lorenz, please tap in. Please don't open your dairy boy on Main Street on Nantucka until 11 a.m. Because I don't think it's on. Main Street. I need to get my lemon press. I don't think it's on main streets. I think it's taking up the space to buy the needle. Oh, over by Stodd. Yeah, I think it's up there. Oh, I actually like it over there

better. Yeah. It's a great shopping block. So sick. I can't wait to go. Yeah. We're going to be reppping Dairy Boy all summer. Also Maggie's brand. Maggie launches lady the day before we go to Nantucket. Like, our friends are just doing things and we're here for it. Our friends are launching brands. Our friends are launching brands. Or making them better. Yeah. And what are we? If we had a brand to care about. And we're just coming up with ideas that hopefully we act on one day. Yes. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers to that. I'm scared. Holy fuck. I'm excited for Maggie's brand. Ooh. I'm excited for Maggie's brand as well. I tried on a ton of pieces while I was at her apartment last week. I was blown away.

I mean, she's just very like the chic minimalist style. I know. I know. Like you can just, it's like elevated. It's always been that girl. Yeah. Not that I ever underestimated Maggie, but I just, I honestly. was like impressed with the quality.

Like way more impressed than I expected to be. It's a lot harder to pull together than I think one would think. Yeah, it's amazing. To like start a brand, even Fifi. Like, the quality's insane. I know. It's, yeah, yeah. We need to make moves, girl.

No, I know. What would my brand be called? Your brand would be called probably something along the lines of dirty. I actually have an LLC for my future brand patented. You do? Mm-hmm. You know what it's called? Yeah. You've never spoken about it to me.

Oh, I love that. All right, let's get back on top of this. Okay, yeah. So Fagalli, we're going to go, rip it up, and let me tell you what a normal weekend on Nantuck it looks like. Oh my God, I can't wait. So I'm going to get there Wednesday. Okay. Because Graydon really wants to get there. He's very eager beaver. Yes. I'm going to get there Thursday night.

Eager beaver? Eager beaver, yeah. Yeah, so he's eager beaver. So we're going to get their Wednesday, settle in, set up the house, make sure everyone's comfortable and has their rooms. We're going to go to Sea Grill. night. Sea Grill is something I really wanted to gate keep but Sam made a TikTok about all the places we go in Antucket the other day and I go Sam you know like it went viral this yo well obviously it had like 9,000 saves

because it's basically giving itinerary yeah yeah yeah and it's also like the best places to go like right I made a video about this about like our favorite places to go in Antucket I think I talked about it with my dad on the show yeah and everyone's like you didn't mention the box you didn't mention the chicken box I'm like no one that knows Nantucket would ever fucking go to the chicken box. Yeah, we've been there like one. It's like a tourist spot. Yeah.

Overcrowded. It's not chic. It's not bougie. I will say it's fun for like the college girls. No, it's really fun when you're young. Like if you want to rip it and go to the bar, like dive bar energy, that's where you go. But like I'm almost 30. We're pushing 30.

We're not going to the chicken box. Unless it's like a random one off night. Yeah. And then it's like fun. No, I can't wait. We like wear our stuff. sweaters. We drive around in the Mini Cooper. Hallie's parents are so gracious

and let us drive their cars, beepop around the island whenever we want. I don't usually drive, because I'm usually drinking. Graydon drives because... No, Lauren usually drives. Oh, Lauren usually drives. And I'm smushed in the back with you. Mm-hmm. Because Graydance in the front with this long little legs. Yeah, I'm like weird about drinking and driving.

Drinking and driving is not... Like, I just don't need a DUI. No, no, no, no. It would just fuck everything up. No, like, it's giving Justin Timberlake. It's giving Justin Timberlake. like, baby, you have the funds. Like, order a fucking Uber. He's like, I'm on a world tour. Yeah, get a block.

And the cops like, who are you? Pathetic. Yeah, pathetic. My favorite part about going to Nantucket is literally spending time with my family. I know. Like, they're so cute. And people are always like, want to go out, want to make plans. I'm like, no, I feel like see what my parents are doing.

Yeah. Because they are the most fun. No, you actually do. I actually do love that you kind of go by what they're doing. Because they're fun to hang out with. I know. I love that. They're the best program.

I know. They go galley drink Saturday night, then they go the white elephant for some chowder after, and then they might go to crew or gaslight to say hi to us. Yeah. And they're so fun. And like your mom is the best host. Like she's so sweet. She's the best cook.

I'm sorry. She's not going to be there, but Gradyl will grill for us. Gradyl him will grill. I was going to say my favorite part about one weekend is just like observing Graden in his like Hampton's grandma era. Like he's always wearing a sweater with like another sweater around his shoulder. and he's always like cozied up. Like he's just everything.

He looks like Buffy Millington the third. Yeah, he's literally Buffy Millington. Wait, so one of my TikToks kind of popped off yesterday. I was just talking about like a makeup product. And I talk so much with my hands. Like I'm always talking like literally like this and like this and like this and like this. And so many of the comments were like, what the fuck are you doing with your hands?

And I'm like, wait, I didn't even notice. That's just how I talk. It's how I talk. And that's all. always how she's talked. So me and Holly filmed a pilot. Can we talk about that or no? Yeah, we can talk about.

We should talk about that. So Hallie and I filmed a pilot to... Explain what a pilot is. It's a pre-pilot, basically. It's not going to see the line. Pre-pilot pilot to a reality show about New York City influencers. In the West Village. They pitched this episode out to Hulu, Netflix, whatever.

Peacock, try to get the show sold. And then once we get the green light, we would be able to feel. film The Real Pilot. And it was such a crazy experience. I've never done anything reality TV. Also, when they reached out, like me and Holly were like, we're only doing this if we both do it together. Yeah.

Because this is a little crazy. And it was crazy. You know, like, I felt like... It was a great experience. You know, reality TV is weird. It's weird when you think about it. It's all for show. Because like, you're not really in your natural state when there's like...

cameras. You're like, oh, what you're hyper aware. So true. But like I've kind of like, there's cameras here right now and I feel like we're in our natural state. Yeah, I mean, I feel like this is different because we're like best friends and no one else is like in the convo and there's not a storyline that we need to kind of stick to. But I will say, I had fun and I feel like that show will probably get picked up. It will get picked up. Because there was so much drama. I know and I feel like there's so much. There was a lot of but I feel like the drama was just to get the show sold. And once it got sold and we could actually film,

we could share more about like our actual lives. Yeah. And focus on like our friend groups like Yumi and Bree. And like it's, it's clicky. Like there's so many girls. It would obviously be clicky. But it was so crazy being miced up. There was one part of the day that Hallie and I,

production if you're watching, we love you. We started talking shit about production of this reality show. I was frustrated. We were just like, fuck, like, blah, blah, blah, I'm going to walk out, whatever. It's crazy. And, like, we forgot that they could hear. And that was, like, a big learning moment for me. I forgot I was miced up because that's not, I don't do that.

They busted it. And they were like. They busted in. They were like, I was like, you're messy. I still think you're messy. Yeah. And then after I went up to them and I was like, we didn't mean to talk shit about you. I mean, it was just a long day.

It was a long day. It was crammed into like a couple days, so it was a lot. But it was fun, honestly. It was so fun. It was like playing into drama sometimes is really fun. Yeah, it's fun. And sometimes if there's drama you don't care about, if you had drama you cared about, you would know what it's like. You would know what it's like, but you don't.

Let's get into some listener questions. We have a good bunch here, and I'm sure Lib will have a lot to say about each time. because she does tend to have informed opinions. I do tend to say. All right, topic of concert clothing and being vulnerable and comfortable with it. What would I wear to a concert? Yeah, what would you recommend wearing to a concert? I mean, it depends where you're going.

Listen, don't, I mean, I would always wear jeans in some form of like a halter top or a body suit or a t-shirt unless I'm going to a country concert. Then I'm in flares. I'm in a cute blouse. and cowboy boots. I prefer that. 100% like stage coach. I loved our outfits.

Yeah. And a cool hat. If you have hair. I don't have hair last year or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I didn't glued it on yet. If you just had your little sprigs.

No, like I, um, you sent me a video the other day of me walking around the house with the hat from Kimo Sopi. And I looked like. I never, well, you'd have bun in. I look like a makeup. Do not go to a concert in a miniskirt unless you're literally. trying to like get it with the man on the stage like I'm sorry like do not go to a concert wearing a miniskirt not because it looks weird because you will be so uncomfortable I do feel like a lot of these hot girls that go to these concerts do in fact think that they have a chance of getting

it with a man on well then if you're backstage bitch like wear a gown wear whatever you want but if you're like in g a slumming it with the normies sorry that sounded crazy but it's if you're in G.A. slumming it with the Normies. I'm going to stand on that. Don't wear a skirt because there's creepy ass men and they'll just fucking reach up. Trust me. They will finger you. Like don't. Like these men are so creepy and disgusting. At least we're volleyball shorts underneath. I used to go to country fest. You know what country fest is? No. Like it's the first place I really got drunk when I was 15 in August with my boyfriend. In August. Yeah. My whole high school used to go. And it was like in Foxborough. I was like by. It was like, that sounds so fun. It was so fun. But

used to like get fingered okay that's case and point yeah okay don't be like don't be like hallie bachelor don't be like hallie mitch unless you want to get fingered like i don't know bitch like you know what to wear you know what to do i say go with comfort did you see my um coach hell outfits yeah i loved them you were wearing track pants in a cute little tank that's my type of outfit there was contour do you see what i'm wearing right now like this is what i wear every day i wear windbreakers i work comfy i'm wearing sweatpants you would think there's a store I'm wearing dad shoe A6 sneakers like I like to be comfortable so if you're asking me might be a different answer than if you're asking Kim Kardashian go to lingerie oh I just got some I actually

got it view on laundry can I just say mine for you answer yes please do whenever I've had boyfriends I used to get it and buy it and you think it's like a moment but I was younger like early 20s and I feel like I never used it and I feel like it's kind of just like Like, if a guy doesn't appreciate it, I feel like a guy should buy it. I guess. Right? I mean, that doesn't concern me as much as like. No, but it's more like, it kind of feels like almost like a get, like you look really sexy in this.

From him for him. From him for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't I get that. Like, look at it. Yeah, I just got some. I didn't buy it. But like, I still got it.

Do I intend on using it? Probably not. Because I'm just going to be honest here. Like, I haven't seen my boyfriend in three months. The next time I see him, like, laundry is just an obstacle. The gloves are off, babe. Like, it's not, like, I'm answering, like, it's not, there's no laundry I need in. The gloves are off is crazy.

And also, he would be like, take the shit off. No, like, that's also, like, what I wanted to hear from you is, like, Yeah, take that shit off. It kind of feels like an extra step. Definitely different if you're in a new relationship. Also, just, like, the how your man is. if you're like newly dating like whatever then it could be fun and spicy and like

ah you know but like when you've been dating for two years it's like babe like you look hot like take that shit off yeah let's like get in there yeah you know that was creepy but like you know I will say I do like lingerie for photos you know like not for Instagram like nerds my boyfriend yeah

full flaps out and everything You said nude? You don't want to know. I would want to know. I put nipple tassels on. Oh, my God. I'm kidding. Imagine.

I walk in. You're just like in the room and talk like us. It's like a sailboat on your tits. Okay. Should we walk around with tassels under our white tank tops at Fagalli? Should we poke holes into our tinct tops? Regina Georgian, a thousand.

A thousand. One thousand. So you didn't answer the question. And what's your go-to laundry? Red, black. No, is there a brand? Oh. Like, um, blur.

Flur, yeah. Flur is the best. But honestly, you guys, Siren has great pieces. They're so flattering. Is it cheaper? It's cheaper. Yeah. I'm not a huge fan of Sidney, but let me tell you, that shit's comfortable.

It's stretchy. It's not like, like, you know, it's not like fucking. She is a laundry brand? Yeah. It's great. I actually got a body suit from them, a full lace body suit. suit. It's like a high neck black halter that goes down super low back. It's like hot. Like I want to wear it out. Do you judge a man by his shoes? Yes. Brough. Like, have you guys heard my Alexander McQueen

sneaker story? Like, yeah, that did get some views on here. Yeah, like this, no, I'm not doing it. Yeah, you don't want that again. Absolutely not. You don't want to smoke. I don't want the smoke. I actually never read the comments on that. They were just like, bad. No, they weren't bad. They were just all disagreeing with me. Whatever. I do agree Alexander McQueen sneakers are kind of like, Chewky. That's the word choogie. And they, like, kind of give a lift.

I'll say it. That's what I'm saying. I'm, I'm... Why do you, like... I'm co-signing this. So you're insecure. So you're insecure. I know, but like, the equivalent, I think, for us to be a push-up bra.

Or a boob job. You get a pass on the McQueen's. No, but the thing... No, the reason I had an issue with the McQueen's with this man that I was hooking up with years ago in a past life was because they were covered in soot and they were disgusting. They looked like they were covered in dog shit. This man was so fucking rich. I was like, buy new shoes.

Yeah. Thanks. Cosine. I'll co-sign that as well. Yeah. Harder to go from wholesome to the streets or the streets to being wholesome. So hard to go from wholesome to the streets. Honestly, both.

I would say streets are wholesome. No, I think wholesome to streets is... I've never done that. I've always just been at the streets. Well, it's like that's a breakup, right? I don't think I was even wholesome in relationships. Like, if I were to go to the streets right now, I would have a very hard time.

Oh, do they mean wholesome? I think they mean, like, relationship to streets. Like no sex to sex, but sometimes you get more sex being single than you do in a relationship, which is why I went from a relationship to the streets. And let's talk about... that and let's talk about that i think streets the wholesome probably is when you're like fully mentally developed and you're ready to go to a wholesome state in your life yeah i feel like you probably got hurt really bad and that's why you're going to when you're like i'm ready for

the new chapter yeah but no one randomly wakes up one day without either being heartbroken her dissed by a guy and she's like oh i'm gonna be really wholesome today no it's something you're like or you get into a relationship or you get out of one but like you can still have fun in a relationship. But I like wholesome's the word I'm stuck on. Same. Because like a wholesome to me doesn't mean like you can be a wholesome slut I think. Yeah yeah yeah yeah 100% like you're going to your one night stand and going home and crocheting a blanket like you're wholesale. Yeah you'd be crocheting a blanket while riding that dick to sunset. 100% while texting another guy. Nitting that man a scarf. Yeah. Nitting that man a scarf. Nitting every guy on your roster a scarf. A dick scarf.

Dick shaped scarf. Or else you want more and then take on the other? shot and then two three more. Are a dream vacation? You know my dream vacation always depends on the circumstances of it. Yeah, same. Because, like, I feel like it is kind of the mindset before the vacation.

Then you go into the vacation. Like, are you in first class? Are you in economy? Like, what's the setup of when you get to the resort? Is it, you know, like, I think if everything is just like... Is my shit paid for? Is my shit paid for? Yeah.

Honestly, those are the best vacation. So I probably my dream vacation. vacation would be going to St. Bart's and my parents. Oh, can I come? Yes. Like, that's my dream vacation too. We'll get you a flight. Or my dream vacation would also be, like, John wants to go to the Bahamas.

I used to go there with all the daddies. Yeah, like, I'd really love for my man to take me to the Bahamas. Are you kidding me? I swam with the pigs. It's also, like, very, like, not too far. It's just, like, a sexy little time. He'll pay for everything. We'll be, like, hot,

sweaty on the beach drinking the sun is so hot going on coconut water I miss him I'm freaking out I know I feel like you're having like some sort orgasm next thing very sexual no I'm kidding I'm not kidding I'm literally going to visit him just so we can fulfill our needs just so everyone knows he's literally coming home in three weeks and I'm going coming home and she's coming to go I'm gonna come to turkey in two different ways and he will come and then but Do not come. Do you not come.

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Remember that? That was my tick two years ago. Guys, two years ago, wine weekend. This is the craziest microphone. Two years ago, wine weekend, we're on Antucket. I'm blacked out at dinner. Blacked out.

Four seasons, baby. Same time. Yes. I'm sitting next to Chip, Batchelder. And I keep going, you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? Ha, ha. And he goes, Livy, shut up! And I was like, I'm too drunk.

Like, this is bad. You were like, good boss. I was like, Chip Out Shelter just yelled at me. Chip Out Shelter does not yell. So. Now, he was like, enough of that. He was like, shut the fuck up. Drink your drink.

I was like. I mean, it was your tick. It was so, every five seconds. Like with you, it was like, I thought a coconut tree. I was probably in the back of me like, I'm a tree. I am a tree. I am a tree. Hi, I'm a tree.

Good boy. Yeah, I'm a tree. I'm a tree. that's all the coconut tree and then we just like go back and forth for a minute yeah we'd do that and that's what happened why the fuck are there so many open marriages right now i just want to start by saying i don't believe in open marriages i'm sorry i am a follower of christ and i'm not kidding so i don't care if other people do it have your fun that ain't on my bingo card girl i also don't think i believe in open marriages but i don't like totally diss the idea of like you're like a couple

decades in and like you don't want to spice something up or if you're into like threesomes like honestly I don't think there's anything wrong with it if you have boundaries but is that even open marriage I don't believe in that it's gonna cause so many issues like some people do that I know but I just think marriage is such a like it's such a sacred thing like it's it is like it is you can agree with that like it's a sacred thing and it's a huge it's like the biggest decision of your life and then you have fun one night and then it becomes a fucking problem for 20 years like i don't know i think it's a little reckless sorry if that sounds judgy no i i wanted your honest opinion yeah that's my opinion it's a boring opinion but i like that like that like guys if john

even looks at another girl i'm like this i'm literally looking at him like this can i be real i was honestly worried even wished my happy birthday why so i was like what if live gets mad in texas her man. You're lying. Yeah. You're fucking lying. I don't know. You thought I would get mad if you, my best friend, texted my boyfriend, happy birthday. I don't know the rules. I've been single for nine years.

No, hold on. I'm freaking out. Do I have problems? No, I, maybe that was me just being... I was mad that you didn't wish him a happy birthday. I was like, I care about this person. I don't know where to win here. Oh, my God. No. Yeah. No, by the way, like, like, I was... I can have these beliefs and I'm still like we joke about stuff and like we're like it's like I'm not like I don't know I'm not so like serious all the time with him do you know what I mean yeah

we are best friends too it's weird that I thought that I can't believe you thought that that makes me feel bad maybe it was because I called him huh I was hitting on before you guys you did you like internalize I would never think that's weird I would rather you have an independent friendship with my boyfriend no I we do know we just your max and he like he like loves you. Like he wants to, he, he, he thinks you guys are friends. Like, he wants to spend time with with you. We are friends. And I feel bad that I didn't want to have a birthday. Like, he's obsessed to you. He thinks you're so fucking funny. He thinks you're a good friend to me. Like, he loves you. Yeah, but is that like weird? Like, maybe if I text you guys in a group chat. No, happy birthday. Are you can, you can text John. I don't know the rules. Okay. Well, now you know if, like, you can text John. Okay. I'm not worried about John with my friends. I'll cease to you. No, don't CC me. No, now I feel like a fucking lunatic.

No, I think I just don't know the, like, I've been single for so long. Wait, guys, me and Hally at Lauren's Lakehouse, we, it was our first time meeting John and we both were like, I've known John. I knew John before that. Okay, I met him twice. Oh, I don't know that. Well, we both were like, oh, I did know that. Yeah. We were like. At the lakehouse. He's on. And he was smoking a lot of weed. And me and Haller were both like, yeah, we'll smoke. Yeah. We got so fucking. We got so fucking. high, ripping a dab pen. Guys, John smokes a lot of weed. He's sitting there like, ha ha, chilling.

Me and Hallie look at each other. I go, you look like salami. She goes, what? Like, I have a video of it. I go, you look like a slice of salami right now. She goes, what are you talking about? She stands up. Guys, it's me and Hallie sitting here.

Lauren's here. John is here. Jordan's here. Our friend Walter's here. Hallie stands up for her seat. We're playing Uno. She goes like this. You're hot!

At John sits back down. I look at her. I go, that was so weird. Lauren goes, not now, not no. The defeat as I sat back down into the chair. And then, like a year and a half later, we tell John about it. Because me and how they laugh about this all the time. He was funny.

He goes, what are you talking about? We're like, you don't remember this? He did no idea what we were talking about. He was done maxing. And then also one time we went to St. Theos, Hallie fell on the ground. It was like a whole fucking thing. I can never drink again. How to cure hangovers?

Do you get hangovers? So bad, Hallie. And it's just my vibrator and I'm like, like, if I'm drinking a lot, don't expect to see me for two days. Well, that's where you guys never see me in here for me. Do you get hungover? Like, I don't get hungover. I just get kind of, um, I get reflective in my. I reflect.

Yeah. well and I reflect a lot I get so hungover I remember in college I would drink so much and wake up the next morning and be like so alcoholic doesn't affect me like I feel great no I used to drink the craziest flavors of Svetka crazy wake up the next morning guys want to get breakfast like and then I turned like probably 23 and my hangovers are disgusting I get full like it's not cute I don't really break I mean I do have one people right here right now. I don't really break it. Like, other than that, I don't. Not to me, pick me, but like, I don't really break out. No, you don't. You never break out.

It's weird. But I do have a pimple here. It's, like, suspect. Like, are you on peptides? Wish. I was just texting everyone for it. If anyone has a peptide contact, can you send it to us? One thing what means I'm not afraid of a needle.

Yeah, one thing about us, we don't hit that needle. That sounded crazy. Not heroin, but everything else. Not heroin. No, no, no. Yeah. Other things, though, for sure. Where do peptides go in the ass? I don't even know.

Are you supposed to put, like... I want peptides now. Now. Now. If anyone has a rich... No. If anyone has a doctor, dad who has peptides at his meds spot, text me. What are some final thoughts that we should take away from this episode?

I feel like, did we hit all the bullet points that we want to hit? If you feel like your friendship isn't as close as it used to be, it's pretty. it's probably your fault. Have a laugh. And rekindle. Do you have like friendship advice? Is that what you wanted to say? Yeah, we can get friendship advice.

Like some big sis advice. I feel like the girls would love to hear some big sis advice. Well, I feel like a lot of girl friendships, like they get into weird spots and like, you can get in your head a lot and think like, oh, is she talking about me? Is she annoyed at me? Does she think this? Does she think that? It's probably all in your head.

But if you're getting, if it's last. a really long time and like it's really bothering you just talk about it just address it call your friend up what if you just called her up and said hey are we good i feel like we're not good for x-y-z reason and i really want to be good so please tell me what i've done wrong or if i've done anything like i be open to criticism and like getting friendship back on track Holly and I recently got our friendship back on the track. Not that we had any issues, but we just were like, I miss you.

We don't hang out as much. We weren't as close. Like, it was kind of weird. I always thought we were pretty close. No, but we weren't hanging out as much. I have a retreat sometimes. It was the holidays. Yeah.

Well, it's May. Six months ago. But sure. You know how I get. Sometimes I go ghosts. I mean, I do too. Yeah. Sometimes I just like don't leave my apartment.

Sometimes you just don't leave your apartment. apartment. And like, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes you just need to have a moment to yourself. Friendships ebb and flow. Ev and flow. In terms of like closeness. Not in terms of like loyalty and niceness, but in terms of closeness, it's normal to ebb and flow. You know what I don't like in friendships is people that thinking that they're the most important part of your life. I've had friends like that. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, oh my God. Like the things that are happening in your life aren't the most important things happening in my life. Yes. I've had friends. had friends, they think they're the main character in my life.

I'm like, you are not the main. I'm the main character in my life. Yes. Until I have babies and a husband, I am the main character in my life. I need to put me first. 100%. I'm sorry, like, I have other shit going on. Yeah.

There's other shit going on. I think that happens when you get too close and you lose boundaries. And they just think, like, I'm the most important. And this is what's happening with me. So, like, this is why it should be. Yeah. Oh my god, I've had a friend like this and we're no longer friend. Yeah.

It can just get difficult and dicey. Yeah. And yeah, it's on that note. And you would do it too for a trip. I love you. I love coming here and like hanging out. I love when you come. What?

I said I love when you come. You have to go and more. Can you just be my co-host? Yeah, I love when you make me come. Do you guys not love like the live episodes? I was like she's the funniest person on this fucking planet. And I'm not just saying that. But our humor is fucking unmatched.

And she's so silly. No, it's because we have the same humor. No, but like sometimes, like, I think people don't know what language we're speaking in because we're like, oh, no, no. I know, but how like, no one makes me laugh harder. Like when we talk in our special languages, it's just like I'm in heaven. No, like my stomach hurts. And it's not from the berries classes. I've taken all week.

It's from GiggleMax, same with my friend Liv. Anyways, I love you guys, and I will see you all next week. Watch on YouTube, like, subscribe, tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your papa, tell your ex-boyfriend, tell your new girlfriend, tell your boyfriend, tell your boyfriend, tell everyone that you love, tell everyone that you hate. And I'll see you. Tell the haters, babe. Love you.

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