Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Why men lose interest, k*nks, & having a roster *solo!*

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

Hallie is BACK for a solo episode babe!! Hallie talks about the holiday season: Blackout Wednesday, Thanksgiving, the endless family time, and the CHAOS that comes with it (*ss eating, potentially! and allegedly!). Then Hallie answers all of the s*x questions that she knows you're thinking, but sometimes too scared to ask, because it's EXTRA DIRTY after all! Hallie wraps up by answering some 'Am I The Asshole' questions too - besos babe! 💋🍸 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I considered like getting a rehab subscription. What is it called? It's like when you go to AA. I was considering that after I ate this guy's in the suburbs of Boston. It was really a really scary day. What up, you little freaks. Oh, you guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now.

We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in this. intention of staying in last night. Ho, ho, ho. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's just me and you guys today. I feel like I've been done a solo episode in a hot minute, and it is very important to me as your mother and president that I sit down with you guys and just talk to you one-on-one. So that's what we're going to do today. And let's get chaotic. I feel like I haven't had a very out-of-pocket

insane episode in a hot minute because I've been like super like clenching my asshole and trying to be like PC and like very buttoned up. I'm not going to do that today. We're going to take a different approach and be unhinged because I'm feeling unhinged today. I am well rested and just feeling like a little chaotic today. It's raining outside. Sometimes the weather affects my mood in that way. So I feel like we should do a proper catch up before anything and talk about the things that have passed since the last time I sat down with you guys one-on-one it was just Thanksgiving which is whatever I don't I love Thanksgiving okay and like that's ironic because I do have issues with food but like I do like the holiday

aspect of getting it together with your family everyone cooks and bakes and goes to Mama's house and has a good time I like that what I don't like about Thanksgiving is small talk I have so much ADHD and I'm really bad at small talk. It should be something I'm very good at, especially in this industry, where I have to small talk with literally everyone on the face of the planet. But they're something different about small talking with your relatives that just, I don't know, it just, it makes me super anxious and I hate it so much. It's like the repetitive conversations. It's like, how are you doing? How is work? Blah, blah, blah. All the things they don't want to talk about

when I'm like chilling and relaxing and having a glass of wine. I don't want to catch you up on who I'm not dating, who I'm not sleeping with, and this scandal, that scandal, and, you know, being an influencer slash podcaster. These are things I don't want to talk about when I'm just like hanging out with my fam. But those were all the topics that were covered at family Thanksgiving. And let's talk about Blackout Wednesday, which is a holiday in itself, which I am way too old probably to be celebrating, yet I lead the charge on that holiday every single year. I was this close to not going out that Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I was like, you know what? I'm going to be a fucking big girl and put on my big girl pants right now and I'm going to stay in,

maybe make some f***ing tea or some red wine and go to bed early. As soon as that text hit around 9 p.m., which is kind of late in Boston, that text hit around 9 p.m. being like, should we go out? I can't say no. I'm really bad at saying no. It's going to be. one of my New Year's resolutions is to be better at saying no because I say yes to literally everything and it bleeds into every aspect of my life sometimes it's a great thing like saying yes to everything it makes life more interesting exciting you always have stories to tell but it also makes your body count extremely high we can't have that although I haven't had sex in so long like I will say I mean I did eat this guy's ass the other week on blackout Wednesday that was on

accident. This is why it gets bad when I see us everything because I didn't bring up eating this guy's ass. This guy wanted to eat and he verbalized that, which by the way, you don't see a lot of that, but you see kind of a lot of that. It kind of throws me off, but I'm like, I'm down, whatever. So I did that and then I woke up the next day. It was Thanksgiving. I obviously had a couple glasses of wine on Thanksgiving, but Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, I was like, I don't even want to say the word alcohol. I was like, I don't even want to look at it. I was like, I don't want to look at a bottle. I'm staying in. I, like, was repenting. I considered, like, getting a rehab subscription. What is it called? It's like when you go to AA? I was considering that

after I ate this guy's in the suburbs of Boston. It was really a really scary day, especially in a Wednesday. I feel like if you're going to eat it's like at least a Friday, Saturday activity, maybe Thursday. But definitely not a Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. That's a whole feast in itself. That was my Thanksgiving, and I can't believe it's already almost Christmas. We have a busy month. I was just telling Marshall, my very handsome, sexy producer, I was like, I am spread so thin right now because I say yes to everything. And I want to be able to like, this is the time to do it. I'm in my 20s. I have the energy to do it. I'm single. I can go to everything without having to answer to anyone. But it, I'm so tired. I have a million things

today. I have like an island mag party. I have a garage event. Shout a garage. I love you guys. And I have to go to Art Basel at 7 a.m. tomorrow. And I'm there for 36 hours. Have five events to go to within that time span. And then I head down to Nantucket Friday morning at 6 a.m. and this will probably be announced by the time this episode airs, but my sister, shout out my sister, will be engaged by then, snaps for her. I love that we're on completely different timelines right now. She's my beautiful, sober, Pilates instructor, and I'm the drunk-ho wench. Two different paths, but we still love each other and appreciate each other for our differences,

which is something they don't tell you about sisterhood when you're really young, because she's only 15 months older than me and I remember just wanting to bite her fucking tits off like her head off I wanted to tear her head off she would always steal my fucking clothes we were in the same class we'd fight over parties and like social outings and like what we're gonna wear to send me

and like pre games post games who could have friends like it was like we're always in a fucking fight she was an introvert I was an extrovert and it always caused a lot of arguments she was extra sensitive i'm extra abrasive we just didn't match but now at our ages of 29 and 28 you know i can look at her and be like oh my god i like love those things about you that i don't have like i respect you so much more and i think she looks at me and she's like proud of the things that i have that she doesn't have and i feel like in that way we compliment each other sisters it's kind of a beautiful thing but i love her i'm so happy for her

another one bites to dust but if it's going to be anyone it'll be my sister she's going to be engaged to this amazing man peter and i'm just very happy for them but it's just like another wedding on my schedule damn like everyone's got my besties are getting married or are married or i don't know but i love that for them what else i will be when this episode comes out i will be in the midst of my tripping with tart which i am so fucking honored to be a part of guys. I have been watching Tripping Wittart, like all the social content that surrounds that for a few years now. And I feel like as an influencer or someone in this space, being invited to Trippin Wittart is kind of like an honor. Like it's like a badge of honor that I wear very

proudly. So I'm excited to go. That'll be in Turks and Caicos. And there's a great group of girls going. And I'm sure that's going to be a fucking time and a half. There'll be lots of content. And I'm sure lots of stories that will follow up that trip. Hopefully some fun guests as well. All right, that was a cute little wrap up of what's been going on with me. I thought for this next segment, we'd get into some fun things like sex. And on the show, we talk about sex and some things that other podcasters won't talk about. Clearly, because I get in trouble for a lot of things on this show.

But like, let's do it. Let's have fun with it. Okay, the first question is, why do men lose interest after sex? And how do you tell if you won't? Men, you know, that's like the post nut clarity. I think that has nothing to do with the girl, to be honest. Men lose interest after sex because it's a them problem, not an us problem. I feel like they're probably just not in a place to be in a relationship or they're gay.

I mean, that's so easy to go back to, but I think a lot of men are gay. I think there's this aspect also when a man, like an emotionally unintelligent man hooks up with a girl, like before they hook up with them, there's this aspect of like the chase. And I feel like in a man's immature little small, pig little mind, once they like get with the girl, hook up with the girl, there's this like, oh, like check, like I won the prize and that element of the chase that was like enticing and interesting to them, it gets completely eliminated. so there's that which is why there's that argument that you should wait to like have sex with someone i don't necessarily typically follow that or believe in that because i feel like if a guy

loves you or fucks with you or likes you any of those things it'll it'll not matter if you like sleep with them after 20 minutes or after 20 months i really think it doesn't matter if a guy i think it has to do with their brain their stupid little mice brains i would say say that's an important element as well but like if a guy doesn't want to see you or whatever after you guys hook up have sex have this like intimate moment then he's not the fucking one he's not your man i'm sorry babe he's not your husband so bye let the trash take itself out and how to tell if a man won't lose interest after having sex with you i feel like it's kind of obvious like he's going wanting to make plans with you initiating texts calling you wanting to see you after

Like men aren't like that smart. So I feel like they're pretty black and white and they're not like going to be purposely trying to send you mixed signals. They're very like transparent human beings in my opinion because they're kind of dumb. So if he wants to, he will. Easy as that. Okay. How do you know if he's actually good in bed or just confident? Because he like will know what he's doing.

You can have a cocky asshole thinking like your kneecap. is your clit. Like, it's literally happened before. I just think there's a lot of cocky, confident guys that think they know what they're doing and they don't have a vagina. They don't know what feels good on a woman. So cockiness with a guy will get you nowhere in bed. You have to, like, listen and be receptive to, like, what the woman wants. And, like, that takes a lot of learning and practice on their end. And communication and all those things. But also, I would say, knowing if a guy's good in bed, it gets very, very confusing because I've thought so many guys were good in bed because I liked them. And then hindsight's always 20, 20 here. You look back on those past

sexual encounters. I'm doing a lot with my hands right now. You look back on those sexual encounters and you're like, wait, I just was obsessed with him. He was actually pretty ass in bed. So it's like hard to tell in the moment. But I think a guy that's generally good in bed is confident a little bit, but also caters to, like, what you want, because everyone wants something different. So for a guy to be good and bad, you also have to be, like, pretty vocal about, like, what you like. Takes two to tango, babe. How normal is it to encounter kinks? Not super normal.

I mean, everyone has, like, baby kinks. Like, you know, like, a little, like, light choking. Like, I wouldn't even count those. But I've only encountered, like, a few hardcore kinks that's kind of, like, throw me. for a loop. Like the guy with a baby voice where he's like, we'll, we'll, we'll, this baby girl like that with my little princess like that. I did not like that one. I did not give him my consent to act like that. Like, what are you doing? I have no idea. But like, what other Kings are? There's like, you know, there's BDSM. I've done like a bit of that, but I like doing that.

So like, that's fun for me. But like, it's not normal for a guy you're just hooking up with to like pull out a fucking rope in blindfold and like ball gag and just be like what's good babe like that is not normal and honestly you should run for the hills if that's case a conversation probably should be had in some rapport should be built before people start pulling out whips and chains unless that's what you're into but like I feel like it's not super normal to just right off the bat I'm not kink shaming by the way I love a little kink but like this is just my opinion what other kings are there I'm trying to think like if a guy wanted to like shit on you or like have him pee on you it's okay to say no to that like that's not I would be kind of like confused by that and that's not something normal I've seen a lot

ever I've never actually encountered that ever there's this one guy I like that loves like skull fuck but I feel like that's kind of normal. I also kind of like that. But other than not, like, I haven't seen many crazy kings. I actually know this billionaire that is a furry, the furry king. He, like, has girls, like, run around, like, with a butt plug that has a tail attached to it. I don't think I would do that. In role play, I would do role play, but it would have to be specific.

A lot of the porn I watch is role play. So I'm, like, always curious, like, what that would be like for me. But, like, I feel like I wouldn't be able to, like, keep a straight face. I'd be, like, giggling the whole time, be like not taking the guy seriously at all. Do guys actually want to go down on girls, or do they just tolerate it? No, I think a lot of guys love it. I think a lot of guys love, love, love, love it. I would say most guys like going down on girls because most guys like having the ability

to make, like, whoever they're getting with feel good. And I feel like that's important. Like, that can, like, turn someone on in itself. That's, like, half the reason why I like giving head. I feel like powerful doing it. All the powers in my mouth. Maybe that's how they feel. I don't know.

But, like, I think guys like doing it personally. I think that's, like, I get why girls get in their head. I know a lot of girls that hate guys going down on them. But, like, I'm like, that's, like, the most fun part. What do you mean? It's just, like, in their head. They get too self-conscious and they can't enjoy it. So, like, that's a girl issue.

But I feel like most guys typically enjoy it. And should do it more often. um is it normal that i can't finish every time yes honestly i mean i typically finish every time but like i make sure that happens whether he's already finished and i just do it myself right next to him i will make sure i finish every sexual encounter unless i'm like super fucked up and there's like some reason why i can't but i feel like it's very normal for girls to not finish every time especially at this age in your 20s like I don't I think it's normal for a lot of people to like not have it figured out yet you really have to like be in tune with your body and know your body

and know it feels good for you and also be comfortable with whoever you're hooking up with I feel like I'm abnormal in the sense where I kind of like shut off my brain and I just kind of like hone in to finishing a lot of people get like caught up and like you know like the guy and like whatever and there's a lot of moving parts like I understand all that but like if you just focus on it you'll make it happen but I would say practice makes perfect get a good vibrator figure out what feels good for you and also communicate with your partner what you like or else it's not going to happen but like I think comfortability is like the biggest factor and if you're not comfortable with the guy then you probably shouldn't be like hooking up with him and

that's on period. Why do men want morning sex so bad? Honestly, I think they're just horny as fuck in the morning. I think it's like a biological thing. I'm not even kidding. I mean, I'm not a guy with the fucking dick, but I feel like they just wake up hard and they're just like, all right, what can I fuck? And if you're a warm body next to them, that's probably what's going to happen. I don't love morning sex. I only like morning sex in the spooning position, but like there's nothing like there's no fucking harder task than giving head in the morning hungover like that's something i don't subscribe to but i'll do it if need be but i think it's literally just horny in the morning i can look it up right now and i'm no biology major but it says right here due to a spike

in testosterone which is the highest in the morning and increases libido so they literally got a fucking tripod between their legs when they wake up due to biology and that's on period. Does body count really matter to men anymore? I think to some men it does. I mean, yeah, I mean, to some men, it does. And we're never going to get around that. But a secure man really won't give a fuck about your past or whatever. I mean, I'm not like saying your body counts like 5,000. I mean, that's kind of, there's, the limit does exist. But like a secure a man won't really ask you about your body count, I feel like. I mean, why does he care slash one and now? Like, that's none of your fucking business. Like, I don't ask, like,

that's not even a thing I really think about. It's like, what's this man's body count? Unless he's like the town bike or the community bike, which I've encountered a few times, which I get wary about those guys. I'm sure they get wary about me too. So it's two-way street. It's an antiquated way of thinking. And he sounds like a fucking loser. Why is he asking these questions? like mind your fucking business and buy me a fucking dirty martini is it a green flag or a red flag if he watches a ton of porn how much is a ton i mean i do like my dose of porn but i'm a single ass bitch in the city um it depends i used hook up with the guy that watched way too much porn and i was like this is not real like this is fantasy land like if you watch two porn it like

desensitizes you to sex and that's like kind of dangerous in my opinion because it's like not real. I would say, yeah, it's a red flag for a guy to be watching. It's definitely not a green flag. I mean, was that part of the question? Is it a green flag or red flag if you watch it's too much? It's definitely not a green flag, babe. Unless it's a video of you guys. It's probably leaning towards a red flag because it creates this like fantasy land and it's not like real sex. Like porn is like not real sex. It doesn't like look like that. It's a lot messier and dirtier and grungier in my opinion. That's what I mean. like desensitizes you to sex and sex is like a intimate thing so you don't want to be desensitized

to that how long is the right amount of time for sex are we all faking stamina i mean it depends how fucked up i am i can last i mean i've lasted all night before that's not normal but that took a lot of alcohol and yeah but i would say that no longer than like sober i haven't had sober sex in a really long time i hate to admit that and i don't think the morning counts after a night out because i'm still kind of drunk um like nine to 20 minutes i would give it a window of nine to 20 minutes i'm going to look it up i hate to be like dr hallie right now but like i have to look this fucking shit up it's going to bother me um average amount of time for sexed 5.5 4 minutes what what

For a woman, the average time to reach orgasm is longer. It's about 13.4 minutes. All right. Thank you. It does take a fucking hot minute. However, there's a wide range, blah, blah. Okay. So for men, it's 5.4 minutes.

Yeah, because of men, like, it literally takes a two pump and dump, and then they're fucking done. But it takes a little bit longer for women for average 13.4 minutes. Normal is relative. Yeah, that checks out to me. me. I do believe in the fact that like if a guy finishes before a girl, he should dedicate all this time to be helping her finish and get over the finish line until she's done. Like I don't even count sex as sex if I don't finish, honestly, because like what's the point? What are we doing here? So yeah, I think that's like 10 to 20 minutes perfect for me, honestly.

Sober, but like it depends. I can go on a whole sex bender and then I forget the minutes and hours but that's on a rare occasion only holidays um is it normal to fantasize but someone else when you're with your partner no babe it's not and you should break up with your man i've done this a few times like when i'm not over a situation ship and i'm like trying to get underneath another guy to feel something, yeah, picturing someone else has gotten me over the finish line and helped me through it. But is that normal or healthy? I don't know. I don't also think I'm the right person to be asking this question too. I want to like preface this whole episode. These are my opinion's thoughts in how I'm never going to lie to you. My opinions might be wrong sometimes

or bad or tainted or like kind of fucked up but I'm not going to sit here on my show and lie to you guys you can take it you can either say okay I'm going to take this piece of information I'm not going to do exactly not what she's doing or I'm going to do what she's doing I can't control that so I just want to say that but fantasizing about another guy while having sex I would say is not a great thing definitely not a great thing for the guy um have i done it yeah well it happen again probably and that's on period it happens sometimes never like a celebrity though does that i feel like that happens with some people like the picture like hot celebrities like i have to like know the guy i have to have like rapport with the

person but maybe that's just me what do you guys secretly want but never ask for um for you to like suck on their balls and eat their ass. But like they all secretly want it, I swear. I promise you. Take that with what you will. I don't want everyone out here just eating everyone's ass. Like I can't have that like going around. Also like on the more wholesome side of things like a guy, some of them want to be like a little spoon. They want a little cuddle from behind. If you're like in that phase of the relationship, I rarely cuddle. And if I'm cuddling someone, I'm pretty fucked up. Like, I don't really love to cuddle or sleepovers, really. But if you're in a relationship or a situation ship, try being a big spoon.

A man needs a little hug too. Are guys actually intimidated by sex toys in the bedroom? I think insecure men, and probably guys that are like in their early 20s don't understand it, the lore of it yet. Because a secure man will know that this is just a tool for them. this is going to help them do less work honestly at the end of the day this is just spicing things up it'll help your girl finish quicker it's a fun thing to add in the bedroom if a man is thrown off or like doesn't want toys in the bedroom he's a fucking pussy no offense but like offense

like what i don't understand that that's happened me a few times but like in college when a man is like oh like i'm not good enough i'm like yeah Yeah. You're not. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. You're rubbing my like fucking kneecaps. What are we doing here? I got class. I got places to be. No. Why do people like choking? Not to get Dr. Howley on you guys again. But I do think that there's like a wave of adrenaline that like helps you like finish quicker. I'm not even kidding. It also like it's passion. It's something. I'm not saying choke all your bitches out. Like I don't think that. there's any guys watching this anyways, but, like, don't, like, see the, like, start seeing stars. Like, a little light choking. It shows passion and aggression. It shows a guy is physically present. I don't know.

There's something about her that makes me feel like a guy is more like, he's there. He's there with me right now. And it's just hot, honestly. I think it's hot. I'm into, like, light choking or heavy choking, honestly. There's been a few times I've almost passed out. I wouldn't say do that, but I just think it, like, is a little fun thing to spice things up, but that's just me. What's the actual etiquette for sending nudes in 2025?

The etiquette, I would say no unsolicited anything. That goes for boys and girls. I think that sending nudes just unsolicited is fucking not to do this day and age. Unless you're, like, in a serious relationship, I just think that it gets little ducing. like I don't want to fucking unsolicited dick pick like I feel like you should see I accidentally leaked my email like a year and a half ago and I posted something on my Instagram story and I like put my email or something and I didn't have much of a following back then but I had like 40k or something like whatever it was like sizable but it was not that much oh my god all the creep sending me

emails with their fucking cock I was like this is disgusting get that cock away from me like I don't want to see that shit no so after that I'm like no unsolicited dick pics it like I'm like PTSD from that shit um the etiquette I would say I don't know I'm not the wrong person ask because I don't send nudes anymore and if I do I'm really really fucked up and they're on Snapchat honestly and like I don't even use Snapchat anymore as someone that like has like a following kind of I it's kind of risky to send news I can't have what I send on the fucking internet makes me a little nervous although that day will come and when that day comes we will all blame AI okay it's going to be AI because I'm not claiming her but I would

say the etiquette is just like what do you mean etiquette like are we talking like positions like mirror selfies are you opening your legs popping the phone up like I'm trying to think of etiquette because nudes can be like kind of innocent like a little like like cute lingerie but things are still kind of covered or your fucking whole fallopian tubes are out in their face like I don't know the etiquette these days because I haven't sent a nude in so long I would just say be careful honestly that's my etiquette be careful if he's not texting you after you hook up is he done or is he nervous I you know I feed my own delusions with this one typically he's probably just not interested or he has a very serious FBI job that he can't be on his phone or he's dead or something

like he's in a coma there's rare circumstances I don't know but usually typically if a guy's not texting you after you guys hooked up like at least three days after just like checking in like being like hey I want to do something again he's definitely just not interested he doesn't fuck with you I'm sorry babe but we're in this together this has happened to be a million times do you many dicks have sucked that I wish I could have taken back with the lack of texts have gotten afterwards. It happens to all of us and the best of us. But you know what? It builds character and it builds lore. And we know what to look for next time. But we're probably going to do it again because this is just part of girlhood in the 20s. You know, you just got to lean in and accept it. Also, he's

probably gay. When in doubt, he's probably gay. What's the real difference between a guy who wants sex and a guy who wants you. You'll know when a guy wants sex and I think you'll know when a guy wants you. I think if a guy wants you, he will cater to your love language and check all the boxes and I think checking all of those love languages are important to like show a guy fully wants you. Like acts of service, quality time, gift giving, like, etc. I don't even know all of them, physical touch. Like I feel like a guy will do each and every single one of those if a guy is seriously interested of you. If a guy just wants to fuck you, usually it's just like a very detached guy that is very physical touchy and just wants to fuck and I'll text you after like 11 p.m.

Like you'll know when a guy just wants to fuck you and you'll know when a guy's super into you. I think it's going to be pretty clear. Like I said, guys are pretty simple beings. Like you'll know. It's going to be pretty black and white. There's not going to be any gray area. Are we allowed to have a roster in 2025 or is it toxic babe always have a roster don't put all your eggs in one basket i think i don't care what year it is it's going to be 2065 and i'll still have a roster from single like i am guilty of doing this at all times i think it's really hard to have a roster without getting attached to one guy um i think it's honestly a skill to have a roster rosters really only work if you're like in the mindset where like i'm literally just going to like keep all these guys at

arm's length and be detached and just like sleep with them and not spend too much time with them no sleepovers no pillow talk and I feel like you also have to have a pretty busy schedule and your priorities have to be like not men they have to be like work and your friends and then men are just like your luboos the roster outside of your inner circle and your life all right guys that was a fun little cute little segment I always like love doing that I was like I never get bored of those, to be honest. Next, we haven't done the segment in a hot second. It's one of my favorite segments.

It's Am I the Asshole? So I'm going to be reading your submissions and I'll be deciding whether you're the asshole or maybe I'm an asshole too because typically I agree with you guys. Okay, first one. I made a guy believe he gave me chlamydia and bullied him and I was the one who gave it to him.

A little gaslighting action, I see. Yes, in the situation, the asshole. Would I theoretically do the same thing to save face? Yes, I would probably make the same call. As long as you learn from this experience, I think that we can move on guilt-free. But, I mean, at the end of the day, you both had comidia. You both had to take the same pill to get rid of it. He feels a little bit more guilty than you do. like whatever it'll take a week to clear and then you guys will be happy and fine and dander I tell one of my roomies very obvious lies when she pisses me off because she's very gullible

I think this is just playful and funny if it's very obvious lies like she needs to get a grip because the real world out there is tough okay everyone's lying out there so for besties saying really obvious lies like the sky is pink and she's buying that shit we got to get home girl like a babysitter okay that worries me for her i hope she doesn't live in a big city but yeah are you the asshole i wouldn't call you a fucking asshole by the way i don't like calling anyone that listens to my podcast an asshole like i feel like an asshole doing that i love you all you all you all are freaks but for the sake of this game i have to are you the asshole in the situation i wouldn't say like major asshole no i mean compared to the last one we just did no you're not an asshole i think this is

funny. Like my friend was that goal, but I'll be doing this too. All right. I became really turned off by this guy's dependency on his dog for emotional support. Yeah, I would too. I don't think you're the asshole. I think this guy needs to like get a grip. Like what do you mean he has emotional dependency on his dog? I thought only girls were allowed to do that. This is tricky because I've never had a dog. I brothers like I don't like I lived in a city. I didn't grow up having animals so it's hard for me to say and judge a relationship between a man and his dog because I know that is a special bond a lot of men share with their dogs like if is this guy like able to travel with her without his dog like is it like interfering with your plans with him that's where

I draw the fucking line is the dog in the room when you have sex that's happened to me and I really didn't like that that happened to me last and I really didn't fucking like that. I was like, get your fucking dog out of the room. Like, it's a poor dog. It's going to have to go to therapy. Like, it's weird. It felt weird.

I was like, is this normal? I don't have a dog. I don't know what's normal. Why is your dog in the room? What's happening? But, I don't know. It would maybe give me the ick, too. It gave me the ick with that guy, honestly.

I don't think you're an asshole. Okay, I made my ex sleep at the foot of my bed. like a dog, another dog instance, when I was upset with him. No, I would have made him sleep on the roof. Like, if I'm fighting with a guy, like, I don't want to share a bed with you. Even if it's the foot of the bed. I think you're honestly showing remorse and kindness to him in that moment, letting him sleep in the bed.

I would put him on the fucking roof. Make him sleep in the car. Yeah. On the couch, on the floor. No. You don't get the warmth of the bed. would be my take, but no, I think you were nice opposite of an asshole. I think you were exuding lots of kindness in this one moment.

Am I the asshole for ending things twice with my ex? Once the day before his birthday and once on the 4th of July. I mean, I don't think, no. Maybe the birthday one, but who gives a fuck about? The 4th of July, I mean, unless he's, like, it means a lot to him. It is a fun. I mean, the 4th of July is supposed to be a day of, like, celebrating. Like, all your friends are getting fucked up, blah, blah, blah.

It would probably throw a wrench in his day. I'm not going to lie. But if you already added things on his birthday, I mean, he should probably have been like a little cautious but the holidays to follow. So I don't think you're the asshole. I've done this. I've been broken up with on a birthday, I think, too.

It happens sometimes. But sometimes birthdays bring up like a lot of like emotions and reflections. and like you get like very reflective. I mean, I'm like that on my birthday. So maybe you were just like having like a big fight on your birthday and you decide to end things because you're like, I don't want to celebrate another birthday with you. I don't know.

I can see it happening. Do I think you're an asshole? Eh, I'm on the fence with this one. But the 4th of July one, no. Birthday, eh, maybe. Okay, I'm a nanny. New to this family. I clogged their toilet and blamed on the six-year-old.

I would have done it too. I don't think, I don't, I would have done it too. I would keep doing that too. I mean, isn't that what they're there for? I mean, that's just an easy cop out. Like, what do you want to say? That was me. I took the massive shit in your, in your beautiful, humble abode.

No, you don't want to do that. It's easier to blame the six-year-old. They're taking shits all day anyways. So, I probably would have done it too. I don't think you're the asshole. sex did my ex-boyfriend's dad oh yeah I need some more context like did he did he break your heart did he cheat on you did he end things like this is a powerful move this is a power move this is checkmate this is a bold ass fucking move do I think you're the asshole I'm gonna need a lot more

context like did you break up with him for the dad maybe you're the asshole in that situation And did he cheat on you with your best friend, Becky? Fucking fuck the dad. That's what I would do. Fuck his dad. Sex the dad. That's like hot, honestly. I need to take a page under your book.

I need to have you on the podcast. That's very fun. I've never, I mean, I'm at the age where, like, the guys I'm hooking up with their dads are pretty old. But it's kind of hot. I don't think you're the asshole, though, no. But I need more context to, to really. really deem whether you are or not. Okay, last one.

I imagined I was having sex with someone else for the last four months of an awful relationship. We just talked about this earlier in the episode. I think, exactly, awful relationship. I would suggest you get out of the relationship. If you're picturing other guys while you're boning another one, run for the hills. But like, it's kind of hot and you got to do what you got to do sometimes. Like, I've done it before.

It happens, but, like, I wasn't in the best situation. Or I was trying to get over someone. Like, you're never doing that in a healthy spot with a person you're fucking. Like, that's just two plus two equals four here. But are you the asshole? No, but, like, are you guys done? Like, then if you keep doing it, it's going to be coming to a point where this poor guy is, like, in love probably. And, like, making love to you.

And you're thinking about, like, fucking Joe Schmo from the burger shop down the street. Like, we can't have that. So I would say end it. Or if you have ended it, I wouldn't say you're an asshole. These are all learning experiences that'll happen. It's life, okay? It's part of life. But yeah, that was a good one to end on.

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