Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder - Yelling at men & the return of my hacker *solo!*

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

This week, the lack of UV is causing serious adverse effects... so Hallie is here to yap! Hallie discusses her goals for a routined schedule in 2026, the Super Bowl, and her weekend afters where she yelled at a man.... oh, and her PHOTO HACKER is back! Then, Hallie plays a new game of HOW MANY MARTINIS where she describes how many martinis it would take her to do X, Y, or motha-effing Z! Then Hallie answers your Qs: Hallie's goals, having feelings for a friend, and how to get rid of a clingy man. Besos!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

My worst fear is like going on to deal with a man that has more like inserts. Like, please. It's like a push-up rougher, man. What are you, little freak? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

Hi, everyone. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Hope everyone had a great week. I was in the mountains last week filming this very top secret project that will come into fruition in the next few weeks. I don't actually know when it comes out, but I know when it does come out, it's going to make like a big splash, in my opinion. I'm really intrigued to see how that's going to be received. I will say that I think the altitude, we were in Park City, Utah, which I didn't, I thought that Salt Lake was the same thing. It was like a whole thing.

I don't know where I was the whole time. kept asking Siri what state I was in. But the altitude there, like, I swear to God, like, I would go up an elevator and I would lose my breath. Like, my lungs, my health, it's just not built for those kind of conditions. But I will say that it was a lot fucking warmer there than it is in New York. I don't know what is going on with this Narnia. Like, it feels like Antarctica up in this bitch.

And I'm like not built for it. I don't like it. I can't feel my fingers. I can't feel my legs. I'm out of breath. my lips are chapped my skin is dry it's just like not the vibes but whatever anyways this week is fashion week we're back in new york city we're back in the mix i wish it was a touch bit warmer but like fashion week because i feel like i have a good schedule this february season if you guys

don't know how fashion weeks works wait that was a lot of s's um if you guys don't know how fashion weeks work. Doesn't that sound like a crazy sentence? Fashion weeks work. Say that 10 times fast. Okay. So it's Fashion Week in New York City, which means like a lot of events, a lot of people are coming into the city, a lot of drinks be flowing, a lot of parties, a lot of after parties, a lot of special guests. And I will be sitting in front row at a few shows, which I'm really excited about, very grateful, very blessed, going to be looking cutty and cute. And also I feel like there's like a lot of hot men that come for Fashion Week, you know, like they're sitting front row and it's like a good time to like meet people. I feel like winter, I've been feeling like this recently where like I,

every single February-ish, March-ish, I feel myself like on the verge of a major crash out. And I feel like it's just because like the lack of UV, I feel kind of like isolated, secluded, like me being single. It's just like really hitting. Not that I really care about it, but like sometimes like a warm body next to you or on top of you or underneath. you like it's just like all you need okay that's just like all you need it's just I don't know I just feel like I've been going out so much and maybe the altitude was f***ing with my head and like the circulation or whatever but I just feel like little spirally but like a manic in a really fun way where I feel like I'm also bringing a lot to the table entertainment wise but I fear people

might be like laughing at me and not with me sometimes just because I've been off my rocker But you can never say I'm like dull, I guess. So yeah, I'm a couple, I have a couple trips coming up with some brands, which I'm excited about. I told myself that this year I didn't want to do much traveling at the top of the year just because I feel like I have no routine at all. I don't wake up and like no day looks the same. And I feel like from my head to be sane, I need some sort of like repetition, like something

and my schedule has to be the same, whether that's like you wake up, get a coffee, go workout. I've completely cut out working out of my life. It's just something that I like doesn't, I can't find a place for it right now. And I'm okay with that. But I think that maybe I should at least like go to the sauna. My building has a beautiful gym and sauna. And I feel like if I just sit in there and just like sweat it out, it'll feel like a workout maybe. But I don't know. I feel, I always tell myself that I'm going to like cut something out or add something in to make my life like a little healthier and like more sustainable but like I just can't cut out partying yeah like why would I do that I just don't see that working for me I just want to you know

I just feel like I'm in a yes to mood like I want to say yes to every opportunity and I get this like foma where I fear if I stay in that could be like the night that changes my career like changes my love life what if I meet like Prince Charming or like the Prince of Monaco I don't know but Like, what if that's the night I decide to stay in? That's how my brain works and it's not good. I am 28, turning 29 this year, so I feel like I'm going to grow out of it eventually, but I do feel like I have, you know, men have Peter Pan syndrome where like they don't want to grow up. I have that in the female form. I don't know what it's called. Twingerbell syndrome. I don't fucking know if there's a name for it. But I have a biological cock and it is ticking,

and I do want pippis at some point in time. I've been talking about freezing my eggs soon, which is a really crazy thought. I mean, hopefully they're still in there. I don't even know how that works, to be honest. What else to be talking about? The Super Bowl. My whole family went to the Super Bowl. I must have missed that email because I wasn't invited. My mom texted me and was like, I just assumed like a brand would be inviting you. We'll assume less because they didn't. And things were reminding me that a brand did not invite me or include me. I was getting videos of like all my friends, with my family, my dad's, like, dancing on the internet with, like, Brianna. Like, they were all having fun without me, and I was, like, sitting on my couch, like,

not knowing what's going on. They've been to more, like, I've never been to a professional football game in my life. And they've, my brothers have been to, like, five Super Bowls. It gets so fucked up and it's rude. So if you're watching this, hi, you're fucking rude. Thank you. My takes on the Super Bowl, it looked really, really fun this year. I will say, like, it looked like a bunch of.

of parties were happening. The Raising Kane stuff, like really, really fun. Bad Bunny. I'm a big fan of Bad Bunny. I think he's sexy as fuck. I think he crushed his performance. I thought it was very moving. I thought there was like, you know, a lot of like hidden symbolism.

I thought it was a beautiful performance. But like I think it was kind of like he was like a bad bunny concert and there happened to be like random football players like running around him. Like I didn't feel like a football game. And it was the most boring anticlinactics. underwhelming, like, boring fucking game I've ever watched a football ever. And I don't really know what I'm talking about when it comes to football, but like, I just know that they could have done something more interesting with the ball.

I don't know. And I was talking about this on a TikTok earlier this week. Like, the whole production of the Bad Bunny concert, I couldn't not focus on how there was a rehearsal and an audition to be a bush. like there was a bunch of people that auditioned to be Bush and I would have loved to have Ben Bush on the Super Bowl fields like you had to be like a certain height and you had to sign NDAs to be Bush

to be Bush you had to sign NDA to be Bush and I thought that was a really funny interesting thing because I would have loved to do that and wish someone called me about that what else happened at the Super Bowl I wrote this down Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton No one's talking about that

Enough in my opinion I didn't know if it was AI or not But I love them together loki I feel like that's endgame If that's actually a real thing I couldn't tell if it was AI or not AI is starting to stump me a lot But if they were a real couple

I think I saw a picture of them on Dumas Like making out I think that's like what she needs And I think that would be a hot couple And I approve of that My note tap is so funny. Like I have a whole folder saying things to complain about. Okay, let's talk about my weekend a little bit.

I kind of had one of those really scary weekends. Obviously, I hosted an afters on Friday. I screamed at a boy. I was really, really mean to this one guy. And I like kind of felt bad about it, but like it was kind of deserved. And also, like, I don't really feel that bad about it. I promised him I wouldn't talk about him on the show, but like sometimes I break promises. And I don't really have anything bad to say, and I'm not going to, like, give any descriptive

things about this man but I just think that like this is a person I've had a sleepover with platonically is that platonic I'm thinking about the like platonic plates plates like the plates like the plates we sit on tectonic plates but like why are we having platonic sleepovers like what are we doing here like don't waste my time like I have enough gay friends that I can have sleeper sleepovers with which I did this weekend two of my gay basties one Friday night one Saturday night and I love that because I love my gay man in my bed but like I don't need I have enough of like guy friends I have enough gay friends it's just kind of like what are we doing here and it's just because it's cold out and it's February that I kind of like let things slide a lot but after this weekend I fully got the complete ick I was just like there's in no world where I'm just going to be like

begging for someone's attention or like what like what are we doing here like what are we doing here Like, what are we actually doing here? Like, pull your shit together. But, like, I don't have a real reason to, like, be mad at him or dislike him. I think we'll remain friends. But, like I said, I have enough friends. Like, who needs guy friends? Can we talk about that?

Like, is that even a thing? Like, I have a few guy friends that in no world would I ever sleep with him. But I just think that most guys want to sleep with girls. Especially girls with fake knockers. Like, what are we doing here? Hello? Wake up. Tits.

Tits in your breakfast. face, tits are free. What else happened this weekend? Oh my hacker. Oh my God, my hacker hit me up. And he called me Howard and I'm like, you hacked my shit. You don't even know what to spell my fucking name. He goes, hi Howard.

I know, this is fucking nuts. He goes, hi Howard. I mean, Hallie. And then I didn't reply because I knew it was my hacker because I typed and it was green. Because I knew, I just knew it was my hacker. And then he texted me. me like five minutes later goes, so we need to update your nudes. And I just blocked him and I was like, he's so annoying.

Like, my hacker's so annoying. Like, leak them. I leak them. Leak them. Trust me. I don't think I'll lose followers. I don't think I'll lose them. Leak him.

Like, it's not even funny. Like, it's been two years since this guy's fucking hacked me. And he saved the craziest videos I have ever sent, ever. Pictures. videos, tapes, multiple people involved. Like, it could have, it could get really messy. And I think that's what he was referring to. But like, like, at this point, like, just, like, land the plane.

Like, what are we doing here? Like, it's just annoying. So I put it on my private story. Oh, my hacker is so annoying. Just like, enough. Okay, enough about me. For this next segment, we're going to do how many martinis. Basically, in this game, I'm going to read a scenario that

production has gathered for me and I will tell you how many martinis it would take for me to participate or do the following things on a scale of one to ten martinis and just a disclaimer in no situation should we be drinking 10 martinis drink responsibly but like have i yes i have i don't recommend it okay number one you have to post a soft launch photo of a guy you've only been seeing for one week. How many martinis to actually post? Holy fuck. Like to actually post a guy I've been seeing for one week soft lunch.

I don't know. Like if the guy is like silly, like maybe silly goose like me, I think that after three martinis, I would like hold his hand and like post like us like at dinner. Like I would do something funny like not serious. But I don't think he would take many. I think let's be real at Tim Martini's. I don't think I could see my phone screen. Like I would just be kind of like, you know, and that's always my biggest fear when I go out is, you know, what if I accidentally post something from my camera roll on my story? And sometimes I'll look back on a Sunday morning and be like, I didn't mean to send that DM or I didn't mean to post that my story. Sometimes there's some interesting paraphernalia in the background of the afters and people cock me for it. But it's not mine, I promise. But I think three or four martinis, I think we could find a silly situation where this would work. Next, you have to go live on Instagram for 24 hours and answer any question you read in the chat.

You have the live stream while you sleep. I think if we spaced out the martini's, this could be an interesting little bit. I think two martinis to get me really honest in answering questions on the live stream. I think two more to get me to pass out on live stream so I could have a full night's sleep. I think we wake up, a little hair of the dog, another martini. We are even more honest, even more silly goose than ever. So if I'm doing the math correctly, I think six martinis would get me to do this. And that's just fucking math for alcoholics.

You have to comment, I miss you, daddy, to your last ex's most recent post. How many? I feel like it wouldn't take me much to do this, like just to fuck with them. I feel like I've done this, actually. maybe three martinis I don't think they have social media anyways but they might have just blocked me I think that's the case too

a guy proposes to you with a public flash mob in the middle of Times Square I would never go there how many to say yes just to end the scene literally none I would just try to end the scene immediately sober I'd be like get let's get the fuck out of here also like why did you

bring me to Times Square I went to Times Square I only go to Times Square with like my girlfriends in a limo after like gospel or after like a long night out we went through like a couple weeks ago and we're the only people in time square and it was like lit up like no one's business it looked insane and we got out of the car and we were having a limo driver take pictures of us in time square it was really scary um to look back on the next day but yeah sober i would end this and i'd probably never talk to this guy again not marrying you thank you you find out he used chat gbt to write his deep apology

text to you how many martini forgive him this is a forgivable offense in my opinion I would say two martinis because I use chat TBT to write most things I send to people that have to be like well

written and like if he cares enough to even like you know plug something in a chat TBT I'm the type of girl that I'd be like he cares like he cares about me to even like ask chat's advice and sometimes chat just like formulates words better I do this a lot it's

bad maybe because it, you know, you don't really have to use your brain or your heart. So I guess it's kind of not good. But I think I would forget him. Two martinis, I'll say. Okay, your best friend's brother asks you on a date how many you to entertain the idea. Like, how hot is he? I would do this. Probably sober if my friend was cool with it. I feel like this isn't bad. Have I hooked up with a sibling of one of my friends? I have. I, I don't think I've ever hooked up with, like, any of my, like, friends' siblings. I've hooked up with my friends, like, uncles. But, like, not siblings, uncle.

But I feel like that was just a whoopsie-d-dacy. I don't know if I would do that again. Yeah, but I'm thinking about that situation. That took me actually nine martinis to do it, and it was at the restaurant. We were at. It was really crazy, and I probably shouldn't have done it. But you live and you learn. And you had a good dick.

So I don't feel that bad about it. Anyways, okay, you have to show up to your high school reunion with Lexa Procock guy as your date. How many? Wait, why is he whipping on his cock at my high school reunion, though? Wait, why is he whipping on his dick at a high school reunion at a Catholic school? I feel like if you just kept his like Lexrow dick to himself wouldn't be a problem. And like I could do this sober. But like if he's whipping it out and I have to deal with that at the high school reunion around all the nuns,

I think we would need a lot of alcohol to entertain this idea. Five martinis. I don't want to get too fucked up in front of sister. So like trust me, I'd be swigging it in the bathroom. We used to like have prom in like semi-formal and they were so strict about drinking. Obviously it's like sin, I think. or whatever and we were all like underage or whatever we had to go through this thing called like a receiving line so it'd be like every teacher every nun every like person like in the upper school and you and your

date had to walk through the whole line like shake hands with everyone and then the last person would be sister but like they would do it so we would have to like they could smell the alcohol in our breath and like if your date was like noticeably drunk like they would clock it immediately so what we'd do is we'd go to the bathroom, we would have tampon things that were like fake tampons that we'd keep in our purse, but they were really like little like vodka capsules. So we'd go in and we'd be swigging, like, bow, bow, bow, bow. And then we'd go through the receiving line after like, like, dousing ourselves in Listerine and be like, I and everyone would be so fucked up. Some girls would even put tampons inside of them, soaked in vodka. I know a girl that did that. And I was like,

B, what are we doing here? I need to take fucking overall. I. I don't know what my ADHD takes over sometimes. How many to fly to another country to meet a man? None. I would do this if they bought the flight and if they were hot. I feel like, have I ever done this? I've flown places for Dick. Not across seas, though, I don't think.

Like maybe I'll fly to like Boston or maybe I'll fly to L.A. I've flown to L.A. for Dick. Many of times. It's actually the only times I feel like I've been in LA It's Ben for Dick And maybe to record this show sometimes But yeah, I don't think I've flown to like Italy I would love that. That sounds like a dream.

That sounds like a rom-com. So yeah, I would do that sober, but I'd probably have a drink on the flight Just like loosen up a little about, you know. How many did you go on a date with a guy that was 5'4? Oh, fucking 10, blackout. He has to carry me in a wheelchair, so with the same height. Like, I can't fucking, it's just not my vibes.

And like, I don't like to height, like I feel like I can height shame because it's just personal preference like guys have personal preference too when it comes to women so why can't I have personal preference with little Mario and Luigi like I don't want to go on a day with them and that's okay there's always someone for them but I'm like a tall girl and I like to I'm not like super tall but I'm like five seven five eight and I do like to wear a nice fucking pump because I want to be a height where like I'm not looking down at any minute. Like weeds out a whole group of competition.

Like I don't even need to pay attention to. Because when I wear heels, I'm at least six to. And then that's exactly where I want to be. It's math again. How good I am at math. But yeah. I mean, like my worst fear is like going on a day with man that has wear like inserts.

Like, please. It's like a push-up bra for men. How many to let him use your toothbrush? You can use my toothbrush. I don't think that's, I mean, not like every day, but like if we were in a, I would rather him have like, I'm not like a dog. I don't think it would be like weird if like he shared a toothbrush for one day. I'd rather him use a toothbrush and like be fucking gross about it. You know, I have like weird OCD when it comes to like oral hygiene.

I always have those like portable toothbrushes on me just because I'm just like kind of OCD about that. So if he is like a dirty fucking mouth, then we're going to have a problem. So yeah, I don't think I would need alcohol for that. But not like every day. That would be like, what are you doing? Like get a fucking toothbrush. How am I to post a workout video to your main feed? I just feel like that would be kind of off brand for me.

Like people would just be like, is this AI? I don't think it would work. People would just be like, what is she doing? And I have this issue about the gym, especially now that I've taken such a break from working out. And I'm kind of like a little frail. I don't really have much muscle. to me. I, like, I fear going to the gym now. I fear going to a workout class because I get, like, embarrassed. Because, like, what if I fall off the recliner? Is it even called a recliner?

No, it's called a reformer. Like, I haven't been in so long. So I feel like I would hurt myself. And, like, what if people, like, you know, recognize me and, like, write it on Reddit and say, oh, my God, this fucking skinny-ass bitch, like, fell off the reformer thing. And it was, like, really embarrassing. So, like, there's just no word. where I'd be like making a workout video unless I like did it in the privacy of my apartment which would be weird too like I don't know why I would do that I don't even think I can do a set up right now I can barely like get off this fucking seat after record like exhausted and winded from talking I'm like dead ass okay so what was the question how many to post a workout video

I mean a lot but then what I have to work out drunk? How does this work? I'm confused, but I don't know with this one. I'm indifferent. How many to go to a wedding solo? I think this will be a real situation for me. So probably three drinks alone in my hotel before we hit the venue. And then we'll see what happens.

I like don't, I like could bring a date to a wedding. But like I see I have so many friends getting married this year that I really care about that are like really like my close friends. want to entertain a new guy. Like, I could bring a dap. Like, what are the rules around that? Like, I don't want to, like, bring a new guy that I have to, like, babysit when I want to get fucked up with my best friends who were celebrating their love. Like, I would be like, you're so annoying, like, go back to the hotel room. So I would rather go solo, I think, and just get fucked up and maybe, like, hook up with, like, a groomsman. That'll probably be a real situation this year. Yeah. I think I did that at the last one I went to.

actually and it was lovely. How many to let your mom set you up on a blind date? None. My mom knows my type, whether it comes to fashion, whether it comes to men, and I think she knows what people would be the most compatible with me. She's always told me she goes, how you need an older guy because the men your age,

I think they're like scared of you and they're not going to put up with your shit and they're immature. And I'm like, okay, well, like, how old are we talking? Like what? But I always said we need like, an older, a 9 to 12 year age gap and she agrees with me. But like all the guys have like shown her, she's like, yeah, they're going to cheat on you. And she's been right about most of them. So, um, no drinks.

And I just like, maybe she will do this for me eventually because she's never tried to set me up with anyone ever. Which is kind of fucked up, honestly, but whatever. How many to answer a you up text at 3 a.m? Um, four. I would never like answer. or a you up text at 3 a.m. like sober. Like, I don't even remember the last time I had sex sober, to be honest.

Maybe cut that. Maybe keep that. Maybe clip that. I don't really get that many you up texts. I kind of send a lot, though. I've been firing out texts and I'll look at my phone the next day and be like, oh, my God. Like, too much invisible ink. And I keep it that way.

I like, drunk me knows that, like, you better send this in this bling, so you don't even have to, like, look at it the next day like that. Because sometimes they don't reply. But sometimes they're, like, on Tuesday nights at 3 a.m., like, who's awake? Like, just me, I think. How many did it go on my first day to a museum? I've been to the sex museum. I would do that. I think that would be a hot first day because the first floor.

I've been there three times, which is probably too much for me to admit. But the first floor is a sex shop. and like then it's like you go to like Mr. Funland and like there's a bar in the basement is actually one of my favorite things is like one of the first things I ever did when I came to New York was like I want to go to the sex museum it's actually the most interesting thing I've ever seen I would go on a first date to a different museum if I took like shrooms or something you know like a little like I feel like that could be a vibe I don't think you would get drunk though to go to like what's a museum in New York I don't even know is there is natural history? Is that dinosaurs? Like, who the fuck wants to see a fucking leathery dinosaur on a Saturday? Like, what are we doing? Let's go to pastis. It just, like, wouldn't be my ideal for a day, but...

I mean, sometimes you just got to, like, do things for the dick. This would be a situation where I fear it might be one of them. How many to post your screen time report on your story? I mean, what is my screen time? I woke up Sunday morning and I have limit restrictions on my screen time. I think someone took my phone Saturday night and put restrictions on my phone. Because all day today, it was like add time, add time. And I'm like, wait, how do we fix this?

Like, someone locked me out of TikTok in Instagram and all my fun apps. Who did that to me? I don't even know. How do you find screen time? And can I just preface? This is my job. I'm working. It says 13 hours and six minutes.

I've screen time daily. Yesterday was 19 hours and 16 minutes. Are people even awake for that long? Like, when did I sleep? When did I sleep? 19 hours? I didn't even know that there was that many hours in a day. Like, what was I doing?

Absolutely not. Okay, a lot of martinis. How many just sit in the front row of a comedy show? I've done this with my dear friend Grace. I have sat front row, but I would only do it. Like, I told her, I was like, do not call me out. don't say anything silly goose because I will get really nervous. And I do remember going to her show is amazing, by the way.

And we had martinis and it was so much fun. But it's a comedy show. Like you want to be like a little loose. Like have a couple drinks. I would say three drinks. You don't want to be like making like a scene and be like a heckler at a comedy show either. Like you don't want to be like that bitch. But I would say three drinks to sit front row at a comedy show in case you do get called out.

And then it'd be like, okay, like I can handle. an answer and maybe be funny but okay how many to text him first after he ghosted you 13 13 or what's the limit 10 it would take me a lot to do this i'm usually pretty good about not doing this have i done it yes i'm a girl i have a vagina i um we've all been there builds lore but i really try my adult life as i'm almost a 30-year-old woman to try not to do this because if a guy goes to you, then, like, you can't, like, come back from that, I don't think. Like, there's no world where he can be like, oh, like, I'm sorry. And it's just he's tainted now.

It's, like, shattering a glass mirror. Like, you can put it back together, but there's still cracks everywhere. Like, you can't go back to that. But, like, you learn that as you get older. Still, though, if the dick is good, maybe 10 martinis, I would hit him up, but we try not to. no I can't feel any part of my body like my blood is consolidating how many until you want to start a fight for fun oh like one I do this all the time and like it's kind of like how I flirt kind of with men I'm finding that it's just like more fun to like argue and then like you make up and then it's

like cute and hot but I think fighting with men is just like one of my favorite hobbies bad I know But like it's just like nice to see them get worked up about something that like even if I'm fucking with them I'm like I actually don't really care about this topic of conversation. It's just like fun to see the middle of flustered. So one, I did this on Saturday with that fucking freak. I was like just picking a fight for no reason. And the next day I was like I'm not actually like I don't really care about what were we even fighting about. I don't even know we're fighting about.

But I should probably stop that. But like one martini. How many to go on a group date with your ex and his new girlfriend? Oh my God, take me out in a stretcher. I would never want to do that. Also, I don't think they would want to do that. I would hate to be dating. I don't know.

Like, imagine, like, you're dating my ex. Like, I would hate to be the ex because I just talk too much on here. She probably sees clips and is, like, I don't even know if my exes have girlfriends right now, honestly. but just like I feel like they would see clips of me just dragging their current boyfriend and they'd be like fuck this bitch again they probably have me blocked too but I don't know but yeah I don't it would take a lot of alcohol um maybe some sedatives for me to be able to do this like I don't remember the whole experience basically how many let someone see your hidden folder in your photos I don't think there's any amount of alcohol that would like let anyone see my hidden folder in my photos

although I like don't really send nudes anymore since my hacker that calls me Harold or whatever the fuck hacked into my fucking shit so I don't really have that anything too spicy I'm more worried about like the conversations or things I've screenshotted of other people that I've sent into my other personal group chats just being like what the fuck is she wearing like blah blah like

you know like normal like you know gossipy shit I'm more worried about that getting out there than anything else. So like 10, maybe for like 30 seconds they could look on my head in Boulder, but... Okay, how many to record a TikTok in the middle of a restaurant? Six. It's funny because girls do this all the time. Like, I go out to dinner with influencers pretty much every time I go out to dinner. And sometimes they just don't give a fuck and they'll just like whip out their phone.

and to start recording. I'm actually on the other spectrum of it. I want to be better about recording in public. I just really kind of record in the privacy of my own apartment. But I think some people lack a bit of social awareness. Like other people are at dinner. Like we're trying to like enjoy like a fine dining experience. Like not everything needs to be a TikTok in my opinion.

But like who am I to say? Like I don't know. Maybe it works for them. But I personally don't do that. But if it was like Taco Bell or something else, let's fucking make the fucking renegade TikTok. I don't care. But if it's a nice restaurant,

I feel like there's no world or there's no amount of martinis where this shit ever happen. I feel like you'd get kicked out. But yeah. How many until you start replying to everyone's ID stories? I was doing this Saturday. To people I don't even know.

Some people I didn't even like. I'm just being like, you look so buyer. Like, where is that shirt from? Like, I don't even know what I was saying. saying oh it's bad i was calling everyone sexy like it was really bad really really bad so how many drinks did i have saturday like eight so i guess that's how many how many to tell a guy i love you first i don't think i would tell a guy i love you off alcohol maybe if i was like rolling i've done that before where i'm like rolling on ecstasy and i just tell a guy i love them while we're having sex

so I feel like that's like a universal experience. So yeah, I don't think alcohol would make me do that, but something else would. Not that I do that. It's been done before. Okay, that was a lovely segment, and now I won a martini. For this next segment, let's do, let's wrap up the episode of doing a quick Q&A.

Obviously, these are your guys' listening, listener questions. I can't use words today. So I'm just going to, like, answer them. Like I always do. Nothing's changed. here. Okay, describe yourself in three words. Hot, funny, problem. Madic. Chaos. Majestic. Perfect. Bad. Insane. Psychosis. I could keep going. Good head. This isn't an ask, but a tell. You have to go to Austin. place on earth. I've actually never been, but I've heard actually amazing things of Texas.

But is national in Texas? Nope. It's close, though. It's down there somewhere. What are your goals? Work, romance, routines, X. I need some reckless inspo. I guess I'm a reckless influencer in some ways. People have said that. I don't even like to be claimed as an influencer, to be honest, because I have a lot of bad takes, but they're just honest takes to me and I'm never going to like lie to like appease like the general population and the general public like I'll like preface everything with with what I am saying with being like hey so this is probably really bad but this is my honest truth and this is my life and this is what's true to me

I don't have like a lot of healthy routines I sleep in a lot I wake up I do what I need to do and then I'll go out a lot of nights at the week and I party a lot I stay out really late I don't drink enough water and amongst other things that I probably can't even name on here. But I used to do Pilates a lot. I have a lot of work goals. Like, obviously, plateauing is my biggest fear in becoming irrelevant. That would never happen. But, like, you know, you just always want to be going on the up and up. You never want to, like, be here. You never want to get too comfortable with where you are with work. I feel like I've been trying to just, like, challenge myself and push myself out of my comfort zone a lot. There's some fun new projects that are upcoming that I feel like I really push myself

out of my comfort zone. I always like to be busy. I think the busier I am, the healthier my mind is. I'm just trying to find like a work life balance that is like has some longevity because I just think that I'm going to need to like, I'm sacrificing sleep right now and I can't do that forever. What else? Romance. I'm been always pretty. consistent on my perspective of like my love life. I'm an extremely busy person, which I know sounds like a cop out, but I don't, it's going to take someone like really special to like really be part of my life right now because I like really like my independence. But I do like crave romantic, you know, partnership sometimes. But like I don't want everything that comes along with that

because it is like a responsibility and it's like a lot of work it's like watering a plant and I don't have any plants in my apartment like I don't know how to do that I'm like I can barely keep myself alive let alone a fucking plant you know so it's just something I would have to cater to it would be something I would have to like put my schedule but I feel like if the right guy comes along you know I'm willing to like wait for that I don't believe in settling at all because I don't want to be getting divorced when I'm 45 and then, you know, shit, starting to sag and shit. And then I'd, like, compete with a bunch of 25-year-olds. Like, I don't want to do that.

So while everything's high and tight right now, we will be patient. And will we keep getting procedures? Okay. Brianna just texted me and she goes, your mom told me about karate. You need to go get your black belt for her. I'm screaming. Like, my routines really include, like, brunch right now.

Like, I'm a consistent bruncher. brunch, dinner. membership clubs. I know brunch hates me. I don't hate brunch. Brunch hates me, which is why I blacked out at past C's the other day, cussed everyone out, and then fell asleep in my jacket and boots at 3 p.m. woke up at 10.45 missed my dinner reservations and my girls night out, had 19,000 miscalls. I love brunch. Brunch hates me. People that I died. Like I could have in love with one of my best friends, is there a way of moving on without ending the friendship? Like, is she a guy best friend or is this like a girl and girl situation? Like, I don't know. Create space, I guess.

I just like, if you have feelings and the other person doesn't have feelings, you'll get over it, but only if you like create space and then come back to it later when you were like really fully healed from it would be my suggestion. I've done that with guy friends before where like I'll have a crash, but like crushes are fleeting. And, confusing but if a guy's not like being reciprocating it then it's just like not worth your time energy and like to get something and to get upset over it so i would just create space would be my best plan of action tips for tasting good down there oh wow lemmy play anything lemmy lemy p h what's the lemmy one that's good for your not me trying to get a brand deal right now lemmy vagina

Let me eat that. Let me eat that. Yeah, it's called lemmy purr. Lemme per. It's perfect. No pun intended. But yeah, any lemmy product is actually really good, but I think this actually does work. I know a lot of girls that take it. They also have lemmy. There's a bedroom bundle. Let me purr and let me play. Those two together, you'll be hanging. from the chandelieres tasting like popcorn. I don't even know. Cotton candy.

But I think, yeah, that would be my best suggestion. But, like, it shouldn't really taste like anything crazy, like, in my opinion, right? Like, you're not supposed to taste like pineapples. Like, people say, like, drink a lot of pineapple juice. I don't really think that does anything. I think it's just supposed to be, like, that. Right? Now, like, I can tell when a guy doesn't taste well, like, if they're eating too much fast food, like, that definitely contributed to whatever is coming out of there.

And that's nasty. It's like that episode of Sex in the City when that guy had, um, funky tasting spunk, not chill. But anyways next. Tips. There's all of this is about like going down on people. Tips on not giving a fuck about my toxic, manipulative. X being in a new relationship. Well, if he was toxic and manipulative towards you,

then he's probably being toxic and fucking nuts to the other girl. So just like, let him. Let him be crazy. And like, it's her problem now. And she'll probably find out the hard way. It sounds like a relief, honestly. I wouldn't be like these fucking men. They're all toxic and manipulative.

Tips on not giving up. fuck, I would just say, distract yourself with other men. It works. I mean, it's not like the best plan of action, but like a good distraction will get you out of your head. Or like pick up knitting or something. I feel like I'm being repetitive. Okay. Tips to not be too much in your head when he's going down on you. Well, after you have your lemme purr and let me play, you should just feel like you're coasting at that point. Also, like, I feel like girls have this like misconception that like guys are like grossed out by that or something. Trust me, like he's probably so happy to be there.

He's probably so happy to be there in between your legs. Like he's having the best time of his life. I promise you. And if he's not, then he's probably either gay or like 19. Like that's not what he's doing. Like doing like the ABC thing. Like some guys just like don't get it. But if he's not into doing that, like, I promise you most guys aren't.

If he's not, then kick him to the curb. But I don't think you should be in your head about it. I know a lot of people that are in their head about it, but, like, the more and more you do it, you're just like, whatever. Stayed on there. How do you get rid of a clingy man? Stop replying to them. I would just ignore a clingy man. Don't give them your address.

You just say bye. I mean, I don't even know. I've had some clingy men in my day, but I just ghosted them. I feel like that's the only way to approach a clingy man. They won't learn if you don't. You know, you can't reward bad behavior. I just, like, clingy men are like, that gives me the fucking ick. It's not the vibes.

Like, don't you have a job? What are we doing, clinging? Go to work. Okay, last one. rather have a threesome with two guys or a guy and another girl. It's like a question. I think probably a guy and a girl. I have done that many, many times. But I've always like wanted to like try two guys like once. But I feel like that would be oversimulating. Like all the holes are just filled. Like that's a lot like, like how do you know like how do you know it's like the human centipede? Like it's like you're literally

filled up like every crevice of your body. Like I would, I think I would combust. Like, it would explode. Also, like, are they looking at each other? Are they high-fiving? Are they hugging? Like, I don't want them kissing each other. They don't get thrown off.

Like, it's hot if it's two girls. But, like, if it's two guys and, like, like, their dicks are out. Like, I don't know. Like, it's just, like, what's going on? Hello? But, like, yeah, I would do it. If I was, like, rolling face, I would do it.

Like, I would absolutely do that. but the opportunities never really present i feel like that's something you do in college like what are we going to do that like after zero bond or something here like like i don't i don't know what world that would happen unless i was like having an afters but there's like not that many hot guys i want to like have penetrate me i'm i'll let you guys know when that happens i'm sure it'll happen at some point fuck now i'm going to be like dreaming about this later y'all like inquire with some men but anyways that was a fun cute little episode guys i've been doing so many solos recently and like i said they're kind of therapeutic and it just gives me like a

you know a platform to like ramble on about and say whatever the fuck is on the top of my mind a lot of it doesn't make sense i think but yeah this is fun and as always you can watch me on YouTube and then like subscribe tell your friends tell your mom tell your dad to call me and yeah love you all and I'll see you next week