Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 201: My Overkill

Episode Date: July 2, 2020

In this week's episode, the crew deals with the fallout of Jordan's season one truth bomb. In the real world, Zach and Donald recap the summer they lived above Amy Tan and the horrible musical they pe...rformed for the season two upfronts. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:11 You know what that song is? No. Who are you? What have you? Season two. Jesus Christ Superstar. Come on, Donald. Oh, I'm not up on that one.
Starting point is 00:02:21 You're not up on Jesus Christ Superstar? No, my brother even performed it in high school. He played Jesus in it, too. And nope. John Legend's version was amazing. I don't know if they did a whole live thing with Sarah Bareilles. I saw. I didn't see it, the thing.
Starting point is 00:02:37 But I saw a little part of this one person singing the song. And he was singing so passionately. He was a bald guy. Very big gentleman. And he was singing so passionately. He was a bald guy, very big gentleman, and he was singing so passionately. Yeah, I think he was playing Judas. Was he playing Judas? Yes, I forgot the name of that actor.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Yes. Too well, will you look that up for me? He's amazing. I think he won the Emmy for it because it was a broadcast thing. But it was really good. I mean, if you like musicals and you haven't watched that, listeners, I encourage you to check it out because it was fuego. I hear that.
Starting point is 00:03:09 And Sara Bareilles was married. Dude, she's amazing too. I love her songs. I'm not going to write you a love song. Brandon Victor Dixon. This man is such a good actor and such a good singer. Holy shit. Yeah, Sara Bareilles can do no wrong by me, let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I do like her music. I do like the story behind that song, too. I'm not going to write you a love song. I like the story behind that, too. The label told her to write a love song. Right, and she was like... She was like, I don't want to write a love song. So she wrote that song, and it became her biggest song ever.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Right. But she wrote the musical Waitress, which is just incredible. And man, she's just so talented. I love her music. I love her music. Did you ever see the movie Waitress? Yeah. Loved it.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Yeah. Keri Russell. Keri Russell. And yeah, you know that song, I Choose You by Sara Bareilles? No. It's a really good song. I don't know that one. I am.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm not going to sing it for you. I don't know that one. Season two. Yo, but check this out, dude. A lot of things happened in between season one and season two. So many things happened. Speaking of musicals, do you remember the season two musical we had to do for the NBC Upfronts? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Yes. So tell everyone that story. We were a big hit, by the way. I just read, by the way, that season two, I read this on Scrubs Wiki, was our biggest rating season. Was this after we followed Friends, though? I don't know but maybe Scrubs originally aired season 2 Between September 2002
Starting point is 00:04:49 And April 2003 on NBC It averaged 15.94 million viewers Per episode That's insane For those of you who don't know We'd be number one on television right now We'd be bigger than fucking football now Neither one of us would have now, but nobody gets those numbers.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Neither one of us would have got canceled if we got those numbers. I know. 16 million people. You just don't get ratings like that anymore. And that was our, so this was our most watched season. Right on. Well, great, great start to the season too. The episode's amazing.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Anyway, so yeah, go ahead. Tell them. So we find out that we're getting picked up and we have to go to upfront again. And all I can remember is, dude, last year's upfront was so amazing. We'd already spent the summer together. So I don't even, I don't even think we, I guess we had started shooting. I don't know. But I remember being like, holy cow, upfront again.
Starting point is 00:05:40 This is going to be the best night of my life. It's going to be so much fun. We were excited. And, and they said, hey, good news. They're going to do a sort of a musical number, and you guys are going to be the star of it. And it ended up being humiliating, right? It was the song.
Starting point is 00:05:56 You did not like it at all. But the song was from back in the day. So just wait. Wait one second. Just to remind people. Just to remind people, this is like a – basically it's a convention where they're going to sell the show to advertisers. Right. And we're like the convention entertainment. And they've taken the song Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now and put lyrics about selling the show to advertisers in, right?
Starting point is 00:06:22 No, they put it into – they made the lyrics about how we were coming back for season two. So instead of it, ain't no stopping us now, we're on the move. It became, ain't no stopping us now, we've been renewed. Yeah. Yeah. And then I remember this one. Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubbed. We got season two.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Yeah. Someone wrote the genius lyric, Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubbed. We've been renewed. No, we got season two. Okay, and then do you remember any more of the lyrics? That's all i remember but i remember we all had a verse and something some of it was like scott sasa was no fresh
Starting point is 00:07:11 so like no he was still sub scott sasa who was the who was the president or something at the time he's like scott sasa is so sassy or something like that something like that something crazy but it was like a big it was like a fucking vegas number it was humiliating we came out on we came out on gurneys they pushed us out on gurneys and there were dancers all around us it was like a fucking Vegas number. It was humiliating. We came out on gurneys. They pushed us out on gurneys and stuff like that. And there were dancers all around us. It was like a convention Vegas number. And we had dance moves and everything. We had to rehearse a lot.
Starting point is 00:07:35 And remember, we did it in front of Megan Mullally and- Jay Leno. Jay Leno showed up in the middle of our- I think they had, yeah. And then I remember in rehearsal, we had to... It was so humiliating. We had to like... We were like bumping butts like on the side.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Like there was like... And I remember I had to bump Johnny C's butt and I bumped him too hard once and he got really mad at me that I hit his butt too hard. Maybe Johnny got a bad hip and never told us. No, I think I just was... I think that there was supposed to be a gentle hip bump and I just, I butt too hard. Maybe Johnny got a bad hip and never told us. No, I think I just was, I think there was supposed to be a gentle hip bump, and I just, I went too hard.
Starting point is 00:08:09 And I remember Johnny giving me a look like, bump my hip like that again, and I'll fucking kill you. You took it too hard. Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubs. We've been renewed. Oh. Dude, yeah. I wonder if there's video of that.
Starting point is 00:08:23 I wonder if there's video of that. I'm sure there is video of that i'm sure if you look it up some well not you know what somebody somewhere has that on video and i remember when i was a kid and i would do stuff like that i would try to get that video so i could put it on my uh reel when i was auditioning for things like yo i was also in the nbc up front right you know what i mean do you did you ever do that did you ever have a reel when I was auditioning for things. Like, yo, I was also in the NBC upfronts. Right. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:08:47 Did you ever do that? Did you ever have a reel before? Yeah, of course. Back in the day, you had to have a reel. I suppose actors do these days as well, but now, I guess with the internet, everyone, you can look on YouTube or Vimeo for people's reels, but at the time, we had to assemble on videotape a reel of your work.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And you'd have to literally record it from the television. Right. You know what I mean? At least for me. Set up a video camera on the TV. Well, no, no, no. If you had a VCR, you'd have to literally tape it off the television and then edit it together.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I remember doing all of that stuff. Because you could never get your shit from, like, no one was going to send it to you. Yeah, the studio wouldn't send it to you for years. So our ringtone is live, finally, everybody. You can finally get the song live. There's been a little controversy with the missing mm-hmm. Come on. Dan has sent them the updated version.
Starting point is 00:09:44 But a lot of people have said, where's- Wait, we updated it? Dan just sent me a text that's saying he sent the updated version. Are you allowed to update ringtones, Dan? Dan, why are you not talking? I'm sorry. It's not even the mic this time. I just had it off.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah, you can update the ringtone if you want to. And we'll see if they add it as another option, whether it's like a second option versus no. But that version has been set in. I just want everyone to know because there was a lot of beautiful requests for our theme song to be a ringtone. It took a while for some reason, but we made it happen. It's on Android and Apple, and you can get it by going to our Instagram instagram links i hope i hope donald you put it
Starting point is 00:10:26 up i did put the bio just click on the bio or you can look at our my twitter i put it up there or of course you can just google fake doctors real friends uh theme song ringtone but um we're very excited um but yeah so i saw in the comments a lot of people were like, why no mm-hmm? And I was like, fucking Dan, you didn't put the mm-hmm on. Why are you blaming Dan? Because he's the one who sent them the fucking file. Who do you think I did? I sent the file. Oh, Joelle, you did?
Starting point is 00:10:54 It's totally me. I don't want to be mad at Joelle. It's more fun to be mad at Dan. I don't want you to be mad at Dan. It's my right hand, man. It's way more fun. I like Joelle too much. I want to be mad at Dan. It's my right hand, man. It's way more fun. I liked you well too much. I don't want to be mad at Dan.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Listen. So then I was like reading all the comments today. First of all, I couldn't get the link right. And everyone's like, the link doesn't work. And I was like, feeling like such an asshole. Finally, I get it right. And people are like, where the fuck is the mm-hmm? And I'm like, fucking Dan.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Dan, I'm glad you didn't put the mm-hmm. Because now there's two versions out there. There's the original version, and then there's the remix. Right. That's how you, that's how you. Oh, it's the remix. We should have dropped it later, like the remix. But then I saw people, the comments were so funny.
Starting point is 00:11:38 People were like, can we get the mm-hmm separate? Because I want that to be like my text alert. Oh, wow. Yo. Yo. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yo! Yeah! You're going to have to send him another one. Send him another one. Another one.
Starting point is 00:11:52 DJ Khaled! Yeah, DJ Khaled. Another one. Another one. We keep dropping ringtones. Another one. Another one. Yeah, that's how we drop our ringtones. Now there's Bill saying 5, 6, 7, 8. Another one. Yeah, that's how we drop our ringtones. Now there's Bill saying five, six, seven, eight.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Another one. Another one. We're going to do it. That's it. It's done. Another one. Now you can buy it. We the best.
Starting point is 00:12:16 We the best ringtones. We the best ringtones. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. Do you remember the summer? because i remember the summer very well yeah after we wrapped wait before we move on shouldn't we sing in shouldn't you sing us into season two oh my bad five six seven eight well that wasn't very enthusiastic this is the beginning of fucking season two bro you know something come on pretend you just got off your angry peloton guy you know something man five six seven eight stories about a show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved me i said here's the stories that you all should know
Starting point is 00:13:00 so gather around to hear our gather around to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald Everybody's ears are like this right now. God, Donald? You drinking a beer, huh? Just a little beer at one? Listen, man. Yeah, what?
Starting point is 00:13:19 No judgments. You drinking some quarantine? Doing a little day drinking quarantine stuff? Well, we're all back in the house aren't we oh man we're so fucked in la here we go we're so fucked it's worse we go it's worse we go we need to live in a bubble remember that john travolta thing where he lived in a bubble yeah man we need that around our houses yeah we're back in we're so fucked it's worse than ever yeah you know and and and everybody was very i was very
Starting point is 00:13:46 optimistic about uh reopening and everything wear their fucking masks man no more do you think it's the masks yeah i think we just reopened too fast you know like dan you're so knowledgeable about this shit isn't it here's the thing though you shit on him and you make him feel like shit and now you're going to him for the information. I love him, but when everyone said there's no mm-hmm, I was like, this fucking guy. Now I know it's Joelle, and I can't be mad at Joelle. I love her too much, so I'm just lost.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I don't know what to do with myself now. Dan, isn't it masks? No one's wearing a fucking mask. It's both. I mean, look, this is a systemic problem. We are in the middle of dealing with systemic issues in huge, huge quantities. And unfortunately, it's all collapsing at once. Our economy is such that like back in 2008, when the housing crisis happened, we changed rules so that we couldn't make that mistake anymore. But banks are just
Starting point is 00:14:44 finding other ways to pick up debt from other things. And instead of mortgages this time, it's businesses. And they're like, surely this won't go bad because a shit ton of businesses won't go out of business all at once. And now here we are. So the economy is crashing at the exact same time this COVID thing is happening. So people are like, we need to reopen the economy so that we don't go into absolute critical red mode. And by doing that, we had an incredible spike in cases because people were like, we need to open the economy. We need to get bars open. We need to get blah,
Starting point is 00:15:13 blah, blah, blah, blah open. And people were so hungry just to like get back out there again with no masks and none of the proper equipment and no proper social distancing. And so we are paying the price. I mean, we are paying the price for so many years of not paying attention to what super rich people have been doing to this country. And unfortunately it's all unfolding at once. That's truly unfortunate. Well said. Well said. And it's very upsetting, but we're here to cheer people up. So we should change the subject, right, Donald? Absolutely. Do you want to five, six, seven, eight it again? No, but I kind of want to just do a quick, I just kind of want to sadly say it 5, 6, 7, 8 it again? no but I kind of want to just do a quick I just kind of want to sadly say it 5, 6, 7, 8
Starting point is 00:15:47 ok I'm done oh my gosh anyway the summer between season 1 and season 2 Donald and I lived together we've told you this before but we lived together in a loft in Soho, Manhattan yes our neighbor was Amy Tan We've told you this before, but we lived together in a loft in Soho, Manhattan. Yes. Where our neighbor was.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Our neighbor was. Amy Tan. Amy Tan. And she really didn't like all the ruckus we were making, which I understand. You live in a very expensive loft and two fucking yo-yo heads rent above you. Anyway, we were fun as hell, right? We were at good times in New York. Donald was making a movie called what, Donald?
Starting point is 00:16:26 I was making Uptown Girls. Uptown Girls. What was the story of Uptown Girls for those that don't know? Uptown Girls was... Of course, most people will know, but those who don't know. It was a story of a young, entitled girl who lost all of her money
Starting point is 00:16:42 and had to become a nanny to make ends meet. Brittany Murphy. Right. Marlee Shelton. Dakota Fanning. Myself. Heather Locklear.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Nas. This is the first time I got to meet Nas. And quite a few other people. And did you enjoy making the movie? Directed by Boaz Yakeen. I totally enjoyed making the movie. At this by Boaz Yakin. I totally enjoyed making the movie. At this point, I got braces on the inside of my mouth and I got them right before I started shooting this movie. So this was your first movie with a lisp? I don't have a lisp.
Starting point is 00:17:17 The crazy thing is, and we'll get to the episode soon, but even in this episode, I have the braces on in this episode and I noticed the braces on in this episode. And I noticed it. But I'm not sure everybody else could notice it. Well, I remember you coming to set. And it sounded like you had a lisp. And I remember Bill being like, what the fuck are you doing with braces on? Did you notice it in the show? I didn't.
Starting point is 00:17:39 You did not notice it in the show? No, I didn't notice it in the show. We could go right to Bill right now. Bill, did you make me come back in and redo? Did I have to ADR the first episode of the season because – or the first few episodes of the season because of the braces that I had put on the inside of my mouth after season one of Scrubs, after the summer of Scrubs?
Starting point is 00:18:01 I remember here becauseald came back excited because his teeth i mean his teeth did look great they still look great but he was like uh so the cool thing is that you can't even see the braces and because he had like big honking braces that were behind his teeth so they wouldn't show on camera but it made him sound like Sylvester, the cartoon cat. And there was definitely some loop in there. But hey, the results are great. Faison, I love him. Love you guys. Well, thank you, Bill.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I don't remember, but I do remember that I remember laughing at you being like, what the hell were you thinking? Because they were on the inside of your teeth and you seem to have changed. You were like, you seem to have a speech impediment all of a sudden. Well, yeah. Well, what were you in New York for? I was doing a production of Twelfth Night at the Delacorte Theater. What's Twelfth Night about?
Starting point is 00:18:56 I'm not going to summarize Twelfth Night for everybody. But if you ever get a chance, when the world's back open, dear listeners, you want to go to the Delacorte Theater in Central Park in the summer. It's a beautiful open-air amphitheater where they do free Shakespeare. And you can Google how to do it. You get in line early in the morning and you sort of have a picnic and you can hang out with your friends. And if you're in line early enough, you get these free tickets. And they have great actors, uh,
Starting point is 00:19:26 that come and do the plays. And, uh, I mean, much bigger stars than me. I mean, Meryl Streep and Natalie Portman and all these super fancy people have, have performed there.
Starting point is 00:19:36 And, uh, and they, and they do really, really cool productions. Mine had, um, Jimmy Smiths and Christopher Lloyd and,
Starting point is 00:19:44 uh, Kristen Johnston and, umiles and actually David Harbour, interestingly enough. Oliver. Oliver Platt. Oliver Platt. Sterling Brown was originally in the show with me, and then he broke his leg and the part was taken over by David Harbor. Wow.
Starting point is 00:20:06 So there's the level of actors that are rolling through the Delacorte. And, um, and it, by the way, so then when it rains, you can't do the show, obviously.
Starting point is 00:20:14 And it rains a lot in the summer in Manhattan. And so you kind of are like, it's like a, like in sports playing when, when they take a break, right. And baseball. Halftime,
Starting point is 00:20:23 halftime. No. When, when it rains in baseball, they, they the big sheets. Rain delay, rain delay. Rain delay. They pull out the big tarps. That's always fun. That was my favorite part of going to the baseball game.
Starting point is 00:20:33 You'd see all the guys roll out the tarps. So not the game. No, it was the choreography. Every time you went to the game, you were like, please, please make it rain so I could see the guys roll out the tarps. I just thought the game to me was boring. But when all the men came out and did a choreographed in unison like tarp release, I thought that was beautiful. Oh, I also like it.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I also like it in the, what is it, the seventh inning when they clean up the dirt. You know when they do like the run? The seven-inning stretch? Yeah, you know when they're in the seven-inning stretch when they jog and they have their little screens they pull and they make the dirt look pretty? Oh, my gosh. I like that part too. Anyway, so this is my story.
Starting point is 00:21:19 So I had written Garden State, and I was trying to get it made, and I knew that Natalie Portman had done a play. I believe she had done The Seagull at the Delacorte in Central Park. And I thought, oh, here's a good angle for my letter to her. It was raining outside and I believe I was in the same dressing room that she had been in. And I wrote her a letter saying, dear Natalie, I'm writing to you from dressing room, whatever, B, at the Delacorte Theater, which I believe was yours during Seagull. And I want to talk to you about this movie. So that was sort of my in.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And I wrote her this personal note, which led to her saying, I love the script. Let's have lunch. And then we were off to the races. But it all began there at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park. Dude, I remember that letter. And I remember you reading the letter to me. I did. Yeah, you did read the letter to me. And first of all, it wasn't just a letter. You put your heart and soul into this thing. Well, you gotta, you gotta be, you gotta give it,
Starting point is 00:22:13 you gotta lay it all out on the line. No doubt. But this wasn't like, like, I feel like there were so many versions of this letter. You know what I mean? And you read me like one of the final versions and I don't want to get too far into detail because it really is a message between you and her. But it was well tied together. You were like, it just started raining in the beginning of the letter. And at the end of the letter, you were like, they're going to call me soon. The rain has just stopped. Oh, I don't remember that.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Dude, it was such a fucking good letter. You recounting my writing to me gave me goosebumps. I always write. In fact, I'm going to write one today to an actress. You know, as you know, during quarantine, I've been writing this new screenplay, and I'm very excited about it. And it's time for me to write one of those letters again. You know, for those of you not in the business, when you're reaching out to a star, you might know them as an acquaintance, but you might not know them at all. And then you chatted with their agent, and the agent might love it.
Starting point is 00:23:11 And they say, okay, well, before I give it to her, do you want to say something to her or him? And you write a note. And it's sort of like an impassioned plea to really consider it. And so I'm writing one of those after this. That's great, dude. You know. I'm starting right now. after this. That's great, dude. I'm starting right now. Dear Donald. Oh, fuck yeah. I was about to say I've never received one of those notes. I'm really looking
Starting point is 00:23:32 forward to it. You never have? I'm sure you have. You've probably gotten an email maybe. I like to do it old school, handwritten, but I'm sure maybe you've gotten an email like, Dear Donald, we love you for this. Please consider it. Yeah, of course. of course yes yes but not a freaking handwritten zach braff note to star in a movie yeah i'm i'm really looking forward to it this time i'm gonna write you one for this i'm really looking forward to it i've even done you
Starting point is 00:23:57 know because i collect um some old school old school typewriters like really old ones and i've i've even done like i've even typed them out on my old fucked up typewriter because that that kind of looks cool let's put it this that might be one step too far i think no with this particular actress i might go handwritten it's well that's fine too but it's not too far this is what i think look if i had from 1970 something uh envelope with a a letter in it from Spielberg asking me to be in Jaws I would freaking lose my
Starting point is 00:24:32 shit and I would have and I still had it it would be worth so much to me it's priceless I have a letter from Spielberg you know that that's why I'm bringing this up oh I thought you were saying to you to you okay no I'm trying to segue into this thing so you have a letter from Spielberg really go on I'm bringing this up. I'm trying to segue into this. Oh, I thought you were saying to you, to you. Okay. No, I'm trying to segue into this thing. So you have a letter from Spielberg?
Starting point is 00:24:46 Really? Go on. I'm listening. Good segue, Donald. Yeah. I have a letter from Spielberg after Garden State. He wrote me a personal note saying how much he loved it. And it said something incredible, like, on behalf of so many, I want to welcome you to the world of being a filmmaker or something like that. I mean, I'm acting like I don't have it memorized.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And I framed it. It's up in my house because I cherish it. Right. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Was it on typewriter? I don't think he typed it. It was like, it's a typewritten letter. It's a physical letter.
Starting point is 00:25:19 And I don't think he sat there and typed it. You don't know that? I don't know that. That's true. I guess in my head, I always assumed he dictated it to somebody. This is what happened after season one of Scrubs. Life became, my point is, life became different for us. Life became different.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Way to wrap it all around. Yeah. But it really did. You know what I mean? I went away and I did a movie that I didn't have to audition for. Yeah. You know what I mean? and I did a movie that I didn't have to audition for.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Yeah. You know what I mean? I got to be in a movie with a bunch of really phenomenal actresses and actors and a great director. And life had changed for us at this point. Yeah, we were feeling ourselves. I was bopping around the city to Michelle Branches everywhere. Yeah, man. I just listened to that on my workout today on the treadmill.
Starting point is 00:26:01 It really is a good workout song. You're everywhere to me. When I close on the treadmill it really is a good workout song you're everywhere to me when i close my eyes it's you i see and then there's the one after i'm not alone and then there's the one after it um all you wanted that's another good one if you want to i can take you away from here i'm'm telling you guys, listen to that jam. If you like it. So lonely inside. The girl is out there. And all you wanted.
Starting point is 00:26:32 So when I hear these songs, I think of this summer because it was hot as fucking balls in Manhattan. And I remember I had my walkman on, my yellow walkman that you told everybody about. And I just remember like bopping around the city to Michelle Branch branch because that was the summer those songs came out and i was like this song is fire it might even been the summer before that but it's all good dude don't nobody's gonna nobody's gonna trip about it no i remember it was like one of those you know like when the summer comes out there's always like those big pop songs you're gonna hear 9 000 times
Starting point is 00:27:01 i'm pretty sure you were late to the pop jam of everywhere no way no way joelle please look that up what year did everywhere come out wait a second i don't want you saying i wasn't on the current jam because i know what the current kids are listening to okay you know what they're listening to now what are they listening to now i have no idea what they're listening to now i put on hits one 2001 donald we, Donald. We aired 2001. Right. And this was the fucking summer of 2002. What month?
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yeah, thank you. Well, it was the first summer that the song was available to bop to, Donald. Whatever, dude. Whatever, dude. I can take you away from here. Take me away, Michelle Branch. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. inspiration and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys
Starting point is 00:28:05 are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are
Starting point is 00:28:54 as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, my name is Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station playing Oscar Grant which earned him widespread praise
Starting point is 00:29:38 and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. People give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:30:14 or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine you ask two people the same exact set of seven questions. I'm Minnie Driver, and this was the idea I set out to explore in my podcast, Minnie Questions. This year, we bring a whole new group of guests to answer the same seven questions, including actress and star of the mega hit sitcom Friends, Courtney Cox.
Starting point is 00:30:34 You can't go around it, so you just go through it. This is a roadblock. It's going to catch you down the road. Go through it. Deal with it. Comedian, writer, and star of the series Catastrophe, Rob Delaney. I shouldn't feel guilty about my son's death. He died of a brain tumor. It's part of what happens when your kid dies. Intellectually, you'll understand that it's not your fault, but you'll still feel guilty. Alt-rock icon, Liz Phair. That personal disaster wrote Guyville. So everything comes out of a dead end. And many, many more.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Join me on season three of Many Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. So look, my point is this, though though when we come into this episode and we do the recap and everything like that and we're now in it yeah i laughed so much at this episode i thought there's a lot of very funny very funny moments well we were feeling ourselves a little we had we had a pep in our step we were a bit of a hit show, and we had had an epic summer, and now it's time to get back into it.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Did you have a mustache season one? I don't think I did, no. I'm not sure. If I did, it wasn't as thick as it is in this season. I didn't see your mole. Your mole is out in this episode, and I don't remember it shining so brightly in other episodes. Really?
Starting point is 00:32:05 Did the mole grow? Well, yeah. It used to be like a little tiny dot when I was a kid. Right. And then as a grown man, it's become this monstrous thing that grows hair. Oh, yeah. We've talked about that. And you have to shave the mole.
Starting point is 00:32:19 The hair is a little bit thicker. You know what I mean? It's a little tighter and stronger. Shave that mole. Now, listen. I thought this episode was very funny. I laughed so many times. And a lot of it is inside jokes, too, though. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Well, we can get into it. Let's get into it. Okay, I laughed at Leaky O-Ring. Leaky O-Ring, yeah. That's an inside joke, dude. That's something that we would that went on forever after this and i didn't realize it came from the janitor we were saying we've been saying i've been saying leaky o-ring because i thought it was something i knew it was something
Starting point is 00:32:54 that i heard on scrubs i didn't know that it was at that moment right well i always thought i maybe i think i heard it from this and then you and i used it to describe like if you if you're if you're shake shake shaking no matter how many times you're shake, shake, shaking, no matter how many times you shake, shake, shake, and you still get a little dribble, you got a leaky O-ring. You got a leaky O-ring. But it came from this, dude!
Starting point is 00:33:16 I promised my girlfriend's mom I'd limit the willy talk, but there's some willy talk in this episode. There's a lot of willy talk in this episode. When he sprays me with the thing for the first time, and I sort of push out, you can kind of see my... Oh, gosh. No, I'm serious. I wrote it down.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Oh, gosh. It's not that bad, but... You're talking about your bulge? I have a little bulge, yeah. I wish it was bigger, but... When you saw that, were you like, yeah, popping through? At 4.38, I wrote, you can see my peep lump. Joelle is just slowly shaking her head with her eyes closed.
Starting point is 00:34:03 Well, I mean, listen listen not compared to rob who fucking is in the banana hammock right that's okay right let's start from the beginning all right but i just want to say rob rob has this is the first time we ever see rob in his banana hammock yes a todd uh the todd and it's you know i don't think it's appropriate for primetime TV. In fact, neither did ABC because when the show moved from NBC to ABC, which is a Disney owned company, they forbid us to shoot Rob like that from, from the waist down.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Yeah. And they thought it was too inappropriate because he's, you know, he's got a big ass package and it's, it's like covered in fire. The banana hammock has fire all over it he's got a big peep lump dude his peep lump is huge his peep lump is huge i wonder if rob you know maybe season two we should start an ask rob uh chapter let's do it okay let's do it because
Starting point is 00:34:59 everyone's been asking we're to have Rob on the show. But I think it'd be funny since he's such a fan favorite. If we occasionally do an ask, ask, ask the Todd, ask the Todd. Ask the Todd. Ask the Todd. Now, are we asking? Are we asking him in character? We don't want to ask him in character. We want to ask Rob Maschia.
Starting point is 00:35:20 What are you trying to ask Rob right now, dude? I want to ask him if he filled his peep lump in the banana hammock. Are you sure you want to ask Rob? Well, I think the fans probably want an honest answer to this, if that was filled out or not. Hold on. Okay, what? Are you editing? No, I'm not editing. We don't have to do this. I just thought it might be a good way to start the Ask Rob chapter of Season 2.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Okay, so go ahead and ask him. Let's just see how it turns out, okay? How could this go wrong? You go ahead and ask him. Rob, you know, this is the first time we see your package, and the fans all want to know, or at least I want to know, were you augmenting your situation in any way? Because your peep lump is very large. Guys, I admit it. I thought long and hard about augmenting your situation in any way because your peep lump is very large.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Guys, I admit it. I thought long and hard about augmenting it. Maybe slip on the weight grip from a dumbbell or whatnot. But in the end, I just went on that to Ralph. I mean, there's no stuffing in that loaf. Come on. We just picked the right banana hammock. One that kind of makes everything stand at attention, if you will. It's what I also like to refer to as the package enhancer. Hey, now. Thank you, Rob. Right. I've got pictures, okay, of Judy, of Aloma, all of these people.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Rob has posted them on his Instagram account, checking out his meat lump. Really? It's not meat lump. It's not meat lump it's peep lump meat lump sounds funny to me lump is gross i don't want to hear i don't want to hear that that's fucking nasty all right let's start from the beginning good morning tiger right good morning this episode i got even even before even before the Good Morning Tiger. Good Morning Tiger. The Twitch before we go into the recap. So you're lying in bed and you do a little Twitch right before we go into Jordan. What about it?
Starting point is 00:37:15 I laughed my ass off for some reason. I got to pull it up. What's funny about the Twitch? I got it up on screen here. Because you were having a nightmare, dude, and I laughed so hard. But listen, this was us. The funny thing is that people will be watching this because we're in bed together because you've been kicked out of the room by Carla. And the funny thing is all the stories we just told you about living together, this was us during the summer.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Like literally in bed in our box just being like, last night was crazy. Can you believe it? You skinned a goat. I know. Last night was crazy. I think you slept? You skinned a goat. I know. Last night was crazy. I think you slept on the ping pong table. Amy Tan is mad at us again. It was a great summer. Anyway, if you want
Starting point is 00:38:00 a picture of what our summer was like, it's a lot like this. Donald and I in boxers talking about our nights. I love how JD and Turk are like at sleepaway camp or having a sleepover in JD's room. Yeah. Throughout the show. And then you go, I thought we were going to do head to foot. No, you say that.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I said, I thought we were going to do head to foot alignment. And then you go, what's the difference? And I go, with the head to foot alignment, there's no way for them to lock in. You can't dock. You can't dock. Yes. I think you can still dock, but that's a story for another day. How about rowdy humping my leg? That is like a classic moment in Scrubs history. Absolutely. And you go, yeah, rowdy hit that. Yeah, dude, that is a classic moment that's a meme dude that that shows up all the time that's a meme it's a gif it's all the things the kids love um i thought that was very funny i don't know if that was in the script or not was that in the
Starting point is 00:38:56 script oh i don't know i i don't know i would be honored if i'm the one who improv the the taxidermy dog humping my leg that's pretty funny yeah no no he doesn't get he's just gonna abuse it okay you know what yeah you know what let's go to bill and ask him no no you can't ask bill things like did zach improv this because he's gonna be like no that was my genius idea five six seven eight fucking guy um i just love having him on the show man he's so that episode uh was very funny with him and krista i listened to it back and i was laughing out loud a lot of it yeah yes so was i they're funny people um all right you luke skywalker no at the you did the luke skywalker no dude What are you talking about? When Jordan's about to tell Cox that you guys slept together,
Starting point is 00:39:51 you give a little Luke Skywalker know in your sleep. What do I do? You remember when Darth Vader's standing in front of Luke Skywalker after he's chopped his hand off at Cloud City over the planet Bespin? No. You don't remember that? Joel does. Joel is once again sitting there nodding, being like, preach. And he says to Luke Skywalker, if only you knew the power of the dark side.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. And then Luke says, he told me enough. He told me you killed him. Dan's lip syncing along. And then Vader says to him, no, I am your father. And then Luke goes, no, that's not true. That's impossible. Search your feelings, Luke.
Starting point is 00:40:35 You know it to be true. And he did exactly what you did. No! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Good performance, Dal. It's one of the best moments in cinema i defy anyone on this planet when nate when that movie first came out if you are still alive and you went and saw that movie in the theaters when vader reveals himself to lu Skywalker to be Anakin Skywalker, no one saw that shit coming
Starting point is 00:41:07 and it blew everybody's fucking mind. And to this day, I don't care who you are, that's one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever. And you can argue and fight and say, no, it's not. It's one of the best moments in cinema history. I'm not arguing with you. Period.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, he paused for the period. Now, Colin Hay. We haven't spoken about Colin Hay. For those of you who don't know, Colin Hay was the lead singer of a very famous, very successful band called Men at Work. Yeah. And they were an Australian band, but Colin's Scottish. That part I don't fully know the history of. And their music was incredible.
Starting point is 00:41:50 And so Colin, as we told you in another episode, kind of went solo and was playing clubs in LA, singing his own songs, but also singing some of his biggest men at work songs, kind of just acoustically on a guitar. And that's where Overkill came about. And that's where Colin came onto the show because we all loved him. Right. Well, Krista said she told the story last episode,
Starting point is 00:42:15 but she said they found each other at one of the shows at Largo. Yeah. And he agreed to be on the show, which is amazing. That song is so good. It's very good. First of all, we did a whole Colin.
Starting point is 00:42:26 It's like a Colin Hayes slash scrubs music video in the beginning of the show. It's at least two minutes long. It's at least two minutes long. Now, do you notice there's a lot of talk about how you're holding those coffee cups on the street? Because there's clearly no coffee in them.
Starting point is 00:42:40 You hand me these two coffee cups and you're holding it like, like this. And you're like, here, we just ordered coffee, and then you hand it to me like this. Like, there's clearly no coffee in the coffee cup. What kind of fucking coffee-holding acting is that? Oh, my God. You hand it sideways for the effect so you could see my face. If I hold them straight up.
Starting point is 00:43:01 If I hold them straight up. So 20 years later, you won't take responsibility and say i did shitty acting with those coffee cups what are you what no you you held them wrong there's clearly no coffee in the coffee cup that's not true that was there was there was some listen man listen man i'm gonna be honest with you i want to give a young actors some advice out there. If you're holding a fake cup. I didn't go to the Harvard of the Northwest. I didn't go. The Harvard of the Midwest.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Whatever this shit is. I didn't go to Northwestern. We call it the Harvard of the Midwest. Listen. I didn't go there. Well, we didn't have a class in how to hold a fucking coffee cup if you're an actor. It's just natural. Obviously you did you studied some form of holding things with no weight and making them feel like they had weight
Starting point is 00:43:50 at college listen i didn't do that i'm winging it if you're an actor um i'm winging it and you're holding a coffee cup at least put some water in there so it has some weight to it okay you've learned a lesson here today why is that coffee cart in the middle of the sidewalk did you notice that too it's like there's just we're walking down the here today. Why is that coffee cart in the middle of the sidewalk? Did you notice that too? It's like we're walking down the street and there's like a coffee cart. Because this is back in the day when Scrubs wasn't supposed to be necessarily in California. It was just anywhere America. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:14 And if you go down the street in New York City and you walk down, you'll find baristas on the street. You'll find bagel and donuts and stuff on the street. Right, but that's like a traditional New York City street cart. this was like just a dude who had like a bar set up i just thought it was weird production design that's all no i i i promise you it's because they wanted to represent street vendors in scrubs like if you are anywhere in america uh that's that's that's uh metropolitan or uh any type of metro area, you're going to run into street vendors. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I believe that's the reason. I just thought he was placed oddly. At 4.11, Colin really goes in the morgue drawer, which is a bold move. I want people to know this isn't a set, so just think how many corpses have been on that drawer, and Colin was willing, as part of his contribution to Scrubs, to be rolled in and closed into an actual morgue drawer.
Starting point is 00:45:08 With some skins on. He had the underwear, the skins underwear. Yeah, you had to have something because we would have seen up his gown. Right. He doesn't have a gown on in it. Yeah, he does. No, he's butt naked when he's in the morgue. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:45:21 The guitar, I think, was hiding his giblets. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but i remember thinking like oh like anytime we did stuff in that morgue it freaked me out because i thought about all the hundreds if not thousands no excuse me the thousands of dead people that had been in that room and there we were like acting have you ever had you ever been inside one of those drawers i don't remember if in in in eight seasons, if I ever was forced to do that. I really don't. I think I would have remembered it.
Starting point is 00:45:51 I imagine you would remember that. Yeah. That's one of those things where it's like, holy cow. The sun just came out, Donald. The sun just came out finally. Just having some GT's kombucha. I love GT's kombucha. I need another package.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Trilogy. You ever have this one? Trilogy is one of my favorites. It's Trilogy and Ginger Ale. It's kind of like everything. It's kind of like the rainbow flavor. I have a question, Dan. In honor of pride.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Joelle, do you guys get packages from GT's Kombucha? No, we do not. That's for you guys. We need to put that in our rider. We need to put it in our rider. First of all, we need a rider, first of all. And in the rider is going to go GT's Kombucha for everybody. Do you guys?
Starting point is 00:46:26 Of course you do. Yeah. I certainly wouldn't mind. Well, let's pull our limited strings, Donald. Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we can do. If we come through, you got to talk about it on the podcast. You know what's going to happen is that we're going to be embarrassed
Starting point is 00:46:42 because they're going to be like, no, and then you and I are going to have to go and buy some shit and just drop it off and we're gonna have to front like they would oh see we pulled our strings we got it for you meanwhile it's us no way they would never do us like that at gt's kombucha yeah bring a little optimism into your life with the bright side a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine, hosted by me, Danielle Robay, and me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's
Starting point is 00:47:23 number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going
Starting point is 00:48:18 to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station playing Oscar Grant, which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out.
Starting point is 00:49:10 The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. You know, people give up right before they get what they always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get people quick. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine you ask two people
Starting point is 00:49:29 the same exact set of seven questions. I'm Minnie Driver, and this was the idea I set out to explore in my podcast, Minnie Questions. This year, we bring a whole new group of guests to answer the same seven questions, including actress and star of the mega hit sitcom Friends, Courtney Cox.
Starting point is 00:49:46 You can't go around it, so you just go through it. This is a roadblock. It's going to catch you down the road. Go through it. Deal with it. Comedian, writer, and star of the series Catastrophe, Rob Delaney. I shouldn't feel guilty about my son's death. He died of a brain tumor. It's part of what happens when your kid dies. Intellectually, you'll understand that it's not your fault, but you'll still feel guilty. Alt-rock icon, Liz Phair. That personal disaster wrote Guyville. So everything comes out of a dead end. And many, many more. Join me on season three of Many Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts,
Starting point is 00:50:27 seven questions, limitless answers. How about the new title sequence? That's not on very many episodes because people fucking hated it. I didn't mind it though. It's too slow. I liked it. They slowed it down. That's what's what i wrote i wrote it's a little long but i like the new opening it's crazy that after one year of opening up i wrote it down obviously i'm i'm reading it to you it's crazy after one
Starting point is 00:50:58 year we only had one year of the opening of our show and after one year of that opening people lost their mind when the new opening came out and were like, no, you can't do that. It's like, look, imagine Family Ties, which had a new opening every year. It was the same song. They did? Oh, same song, but different shots.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Same song, different shots, different way of singing it. Wait, was it? No, they didn't change the way of singing it. I've somehow believed that at one point it got acoustic. I could be wrong. No. But maybe I'm wrong, but different shots. A different world.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Every year it seemed like there was a new opening for a different world. And the Cosby Show. The Cosby Show. Every year a different opening for the Cosby Show. We tried it on Thursday night, but I guess we came out at a time when they weren't doing that anymore because Friends had pretty much the same – even though that was different clips also. We tried it and everybody was like, hell no. The reason was because they wanted to add Neil because Neil Flynn, the janitor, had become a regular and he wasn't in the title sequence. So they – and that took – you can see that that took a long time to shoot,
Starting point is 00:52:06 like a full day to shoot those title sequences because of the effect of it all. And it came out and just wasn't as good. They had had to make the song slower. It just didn't work. It was, it wasn't as cool. Yeah, well. I didn't think the visuals were as cool. I like the fact of everybody walking past and Neil's,
Starting point is 00:52:22 I like Neil just doing janitor work in the middle of the shot yeah i i i watched it and i was so anyway there's not that many episodes i think the fans revolted enough and said how dare you you know people get people are very loyal to things donald after one year though it wasn't like we ran it wasn't like you changed the cheers theme you know what i mean like imagine changing the cheers theme after five seasons yeah you'd be pretty pissed off but imagine you slowed it down though it's like making your way in the world today people were like fuck that shit we were only on for one year i didn't know we were popular we had 16 million people watching it that i was about to say it shows this imagine we tried
Starting point is 00:53:01 to change up our very popular uh theme song now available as a ringtone. It'll never happen, people. Don't worry about it. We're not even thinking about it. At one point, I was like, yo, we should do another version of the theme song. And then I thought, right then and there, I remember when we tried to change the Scrubs theme song and it didn't work out. But you know what people want?
Starting point is 00:53:19 They want an extended version. They want the full song that we can sing. They want to make it into a full song. They want us to make it into a full song. Do they want a bridge and a hook? I mean, they want a bridge? We're going to need all of it. But I think Charlie's busy releasing an album,
Starting point is 00:53:34 so it might not be good timing. If he's not releasing an album, he's definitely releasing $5 foot long hot dogs. I know. You see Charlie's all over those. Make that money, Charlie. Make that money. Get that Lambo. $5 that money. Get that Lambo.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Five dollar foot long. Get that Lambo. Right. All right. Did you see those Nikes I sent you the other day? Those were nice, right? You didn't send them to me. You showed me a picture of them.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I know. Those are hot, right? They're dope. That's a big difference from sending them to me and showing me a picture of them. I'll get you a pair if you like them. Dude, I do like them. You got a hookup at Nike? No, I got a hookup with Travis Scott. That's his name, right?
Starting point is 00:54:11 Are you fucking kidding me? You hang out with Travis Scott now? No, I don't know Travis Scott, but I know someone who's down with Travis Scott. Okay, let me get this straight. Travis Scott sent you sneakers? He wasn't like, and get these to Zach. But no, he indirectly did, yes. See, this is the bullshit i'm talking about it's a great thing that you're getting all these kicks and shit like that right but you ain't gonna wear them
Starting point is 00:54:34 things like i'm gonna wear them they're so hot aren't they did you they're so dope dude they're called the cactus i'm a little jealous i'm a little jealous just a little jealous what they were they're the cactus something They're so fire They're Air Max cactus something They're fuego Are you guys googling them Dan and Joelle? You should they're fuego I wore them yesterday
Starting point is 00:54:55 Hey Travis Thank you I don't think Travis is listening Even if he's not somebody is Anyway Nipsey Russell played the Tin Man, Donald. I love the fact that we gave a shout out to The Wiz. The Wiz. And Nipsey Russell had a catchphrase.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Do you remember what it was? In The Wiz? Not in The Wiz because that was a scripted thing. But whenever he was in things often, he would say. No, he only had it in Wildcats. That's not true. He said it in other things and it was right yeah yeah now if you guys haven't seen the movie wildcats it is a fucking masterpiece
Starting point is 00:55:35 right donald wesley snipes woody harrelson yep goldie hawn yep movies movies that i grew up on when i was a kid i loved that movie a kid, I loved that movie so much. Dude, I loved that movie so much, too. When you introduced me to Goldie Hawn, when you made the movie with Kate, and you introduced me to Goldie Hawn, that was a highlight of my life, because it's the sport of kings.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Better than diamond rings. Football. Yeah. That was my jam. That was the title sequence. Football. Yeah. That was my jam. That was the title sequence. The credit sequence. They sing a song, and the whole cast sings it, and it's got that awesome hook.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Someone should remix that song now. That song is fire. It's the sport of kings. Better than diamond rings. Football. And she couldn't get it right until the end, and then she finally gets it right. Football. And she starts singing the harmonies. I got it!
Starting point is 00:56:29 Football. I love that. Okay, you all need to go watch Wildcats tonight because I have a lot of fun memories from that. Wildcats. Anyway, Nipsey Russell played the team what was his position? He was like the principal of the school or something like that. Right. And he would say
Starting point is 00:56:44 his catchphrase, which was, right. I believe it was only that movie that he did that catchphrase. That feels too hard for Joel to Google, but I believe that that was his good. That was his what you're talking about, Willis. I'm pretty sure he didn't do that shit in The Wiz. What would you Google for that? Nipsey Russell Wright? How about the, oh, so at 1101 there's this shot uh that pops wide to the cars on the road as they as you know they're all like frozen
Starting point is 00:57:13 do you remember that moment yes now i had coincidentally recently seen car guys on like twitter and the internet talking about this shot because apparently every car in that shot is like some beloved car that people love. I'm not talking about like classics, like Corvettes and shit. I just mean like, if you're a real car nut, these guys were like, look at this shot from Scrooge. And I imagine is the guy we hired to bring cars out probably just bought his whole collection to make a block street. But some guy was like, look at these cars. There's the Subaru. There's the VW. And they were like laughing slash, I don't know. They were enjoying the funny range of amazing cars that car people love that were making this traffic jam. I had no clue. I would never have known because to me,
Starting point is 00:58:02 they look like random cars except for the VW bug that's in the foreground but if you're a car nut i encourage you to go to 1101 on this episode and you'll you'll know what they're talking about did you notice that in the shot after that when the the camera didn't the camera over uh where it overshot the angle. And so you can see that there's nothing behind what's in frame. You know what I mean? Like we literally cut it off. We angled it up. We angled it up as far as we could go. And there's nothing after any of those cars.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I don't think we were allowed to block more than that section of the street. They let us block that much. But in the last shot, you can see can see holy cow there's nothing behind these people well riverside boulevard is like where we shot is a is a major street and i think you're not allowed to just like shut it down for a shot for like for that long yeah it's one of the major streets in the valley yeah you know what i mean there's ventura riverside moore park uh before you get into the deep valley this is, these areas would still be considered. Right.
Starting point is 00:59:08 So we weren't allowed to shut that down for too long, I'm sure. So they said, okay, you can have 20 cars or something. I don't know. Right. I want to say Aloma, right out the gate, Aloma crushes it. Here's the thing. There's one thing that we didn't talk about when we started this, and that's the layoff period you and i were very lucky we went right into work right after the season was over and we both kind of you know kept our rhythm going throughout the uh summer yeah right
Starting point is 00:59:37 throughout the partying and everything like that we were still doing a job uh i wonder if other people were working that summer if other people had the fortunate uh the fortune that we had to be able to work because i remember there's summers that we didn't work or and it was always like that nervous feeling when you came back yeah sure and and feeling like by the time we get into episode three, my rhythm will be back. But we were very lucky. We came into this thing charged and ready to go. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:00:10 That's why when I look at the stuff that we did in the beginning of the episode that follows through the episode, we're very in sync and we're very... I don't know how to put it, but it seems like there's a little bit of season on it. You know what I mean? The funny thing is we hadn't separated.
Starting point is 01:00:29 We had spent the whole summer laughing and being ourselves slash Turk and JD together just in Manhattan. And then we just rolled right into it. I mean, that's why I think we're this episode, you and I are really funny together in that, in that whole bed joke, because it's just like, that was, that was kind of what we did all summer. I wonder if Bill was probably imagining that that's what we were up to but um you ever do you ever find when you start a new movie or a new project like in the beginning especially the first week you just feel so weird and rusty and you kind of always wish you could go back and redo whatever you did the first week yeah absolutely i find that some i find that sometimes
Starting point is 01:01:05 those are the better scenes because uh you're not as uh you're not you're i don't know man when you start to oh i nailed that or that was what i wanted you've already decided what your choice was that you wanted to put into the scene but when you're rusty and you can't figure it out you're trying anything and sometimes that's the best you know that's the best thing and you're yeah and you've got you've got an adrenaline going but whether i'm directing or i'm acting i always feel like day one is so crazy because you know no one knows each other you're meeting everyone and and it's all it's a whole new world. And then you have to go perform. I always try and make the first couple of days if I'm directing super light so people are – especially you don't want to put anything like some big emotional scene or a love scene or anything that's too intimate because you want people to sort of build the time to get to know each other.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And you try and pick something strategically that isn't too hard of a day. But I always have this fantasy like, oh, I wish we could go back and reshoot week one. Now that we're all friends, now that we all know each other. Right, right. There were a lot of jokes in this episode that we either put in the beginning of the episode just so it could play at the end of the episode, or some that
Starting point is 01:02:27 are from last season, like Elliot telling her mom about the guy at work that she's, you know, that she kind of still has feelings for on the phone, and you hear, and she goes, yes, mom, I'm straight. That was a joke from last season
Starting point is 01:02:43 that finally gets paid off in the first episode of the second season. Yeah. Well, that's what Bill was talking about in the last episode of the podcast when he said that people like it when there's these little continuing things that they go, oh, I remember when she said to her mom that she was gay. Right. All right. So everybody listen. We have a guest. We're going to take a break.
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Starting point is 01:06:38 or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers hey hello there julia hi julia hi how are you you have on scrubs where are you right now i don't on scrubs. Where are you right now? I don't have scrubs on. I don't have scrubs on. These are my clothes. Are the JD and Turk colors. No, she's wearing a Turk colored top.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Nice. Nice to meet you, Julia. Nice to meet you. I'm so thrilled. Dan, big round of applause for Julia. There you go. There's your Oprah intro guys. You know, you've made it on the podcast when you get a Donald phase on Oprah intro.
Starting point is 01:07:37 I can't believe they just said my name. How did we get two people at the same time? How did this happen? Well, they might know each other. I bet there's something that, that, uh, Joelle is going to reveal, maybe julie is going to reveal it so we have our mother and son here they've been quarantined separately but watching the show they've been watching the show together for a long time since this kid was 13 oh my god and uh it continues to bring them together so i wanted them to share their story that's so sweet that's really love that what's crazy is that he looks like a grown man, so that just makes me feel old. How old is Noah, Julia?
Starting point is 01:08:09 He's 24. He's a grown man. He's very grown. Now, Julia, tell us the story. When did you start watching? Were you always watching together, or were you watching when it was originally airing? Well, I was always watching when it was originally airing? Well, I was always watching when it was originally airing.
Starting point is 01:08:26 I wasn't going to allow him to watch that when it was originally airing. Noah, you missed it already, but I said already, Noah, stop. There you go, Noah. And Julia. Okay, Donald, I think you've done the Oprah intro. Jesus, people's ears are going to blow out. No, keep doing it. Don't you like me to do out. No, keep doing it. Would you
Starting point is 01:08:46 like me to do it again? Oh my God. No, please don't encourage this behavior. I expected this out of you, Zach. I cringe. I love it. Don't get me wrong. Donald's Oprah voice makes my life, but I do have to pull my ear, my headphone back from my ear. And I'm always worried
Starting point is 01:09:01 that someone's going to be like on a jog and like blow out their eardrum. Yeah, no, that's's fine tell us about uh you guys your mom started to tell us but like how did you find scrubs and you guys are apparently watching it together uh through quarantine somehow yeah i mean we it was a long time ago we i mean we got to watch probably shoot when did you guys start um because i would say we were probably... Shoot, when did you guys start? Because I would say we were probably around season three when we actually started watching from when you guys made it on TV. So we were week to week by that basis.
Starting point is 01:09:34 But after that, I'm young, but I'm still old enough to have the discs. Oh, my. Watch that pre-Netflix, pre-Hulu, all that stuff. You know, I hope that people are watching as we do the show. That's what we envisioned happening. I don't know if people are. I definitely am. Because a lot of people ask me on Instagram, like, can you do a summary of the show at the top?
Starting point is 01:09:57 And, I mean, I guess we could do that. But I just assume that, I don't know, I guess a lot of people don't have time to do that. But do you think we should be doing a summary at the top joelle should we be doing a summary is that better podcasting i it feels boring to me to be like in this episode yeah i thought people would watch along but if you're getting a ton of comments i think maybe we could try to do a timed one you do like a 30 second recap of the show that's kind of fun yeah well donald and i could try and do it like together like without reading it Because like you could easily read one
Starting point is 01:10:26 But it'd be more fun if we're like, all right, this is what happens Yeah, totally Try, like I'll have a timer I'll be like, that's it You can't explain anymore of the show Yeah And we only get 30 seconds to explain the show I love it
Starting point is 01:10:36 Or we could each have a competition Where we each have 15 seconds to describe the show And then you and Dan vote on who did a better summary of the show. No, no, no. Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Because you're a writer, one. Yes. Two, I, no, no, absolutely not. Then I've been vetoed. Yes, veto that shit. Okay. I think I would enjoy, I would enjoy like the, Donald summarizes, there could be like a little music cue, Dan, like a bell tree or something like, and now Donald Faison summarizes the episode. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:13 So this is what happens, right? JD and Turk. That shit would be a lot – you know what? We're going to try it next time. Yeah, we'll try it next time, but no rating who did it better. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Listen, I just think that for season two, you always want to introduce some new things for the fans.
Starting point is 01:11:32 You want to bring in like, so now we're going to do an Ask Rob. We're going to do a Donald summarizes the show in 30 seconds. Okay. This is the kind of quality content that people need. Two brand new things. Let's get back to Julia and Noah. Oh, my God. Do you guys have a question for Donald Faison and or I?
Starting point is 01:11:56 I mean, I have a question and Noah has a question. Okay, Julia, you go first. Julia, you go first. You're the lady. My question is just for you, Zach. I was just wondering if you had gotten around to watching Remember the Titans yet? Oh, fuck. I knew this was going to come up. Great question.
Starting point is 01:12:11 I knew this was going to come up. Fucking great question, Julia. Why are you putting me on the spot? Well, for a couple of reasons. I think it's one of the best movies ever made. Thank you, Julia. It's definitely my top three. And, I mean, Donald's character,
Starting point is 01:12:26 Petey Jones, is the running back. The running back, yo. That's right. He is the running back. It is a beautiful, beautiful movie. It is one of the movies that if I, if it's on TV, I'll watch it with commercials. I'll
Starting point is 01:12:42 sit down no matter where it's at in the movie and watch it. Beginning and middle, it doesn't matter. I think I've seen it, commercials. I'll sit down no matter where it's at in the movie and watch it. Beginning and the middle, it doesn't matter. I think I've seen it. I don't know. And I'm not exaggerating at least 100 times. Julia. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:55 First of all, Julia, I appreciate you. You are amazing for that. Second of all, do you know what you and Zach don't have in common? You've watched Remember the Titans. I knew this was going to come up today, and I was very nervous about it. And I just want to say I had my parents here this weekend, and I didn't have time. But I'm going to watch it. Zach, it's 113 minutes.
Starting point is 01:13:22 That's it. Okay. I know. It's a beautiful beautiful movie and it's really indicative of today's times even though that's actually very sad that it is well one more thing about remember the titans we love it so much noah and i do that um noah got married this past january and um ain't no mountain high enough was the uh was the mother-son dance that we danced to. That's so sweet.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Because of the locker room. Yeah. Ryan Gosling singing Ain't No Mountain High Enough. And you guys all pointing at each other. Spoilers. Spoilers, Julia. Spoilers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:59 Yeah. Yeah. It's so good. Zach, you won't be disappointed. No, you're right. You're right. And I'm ashamed about it and uh you can believe that i got a lot of a lot of heat on my instagram comments about how
Starting point is 01:14:10 dare you not watch donald's movie etc it's a gorgeous gorgeous film okay zach have you seen clueless of course i've seen clueless i love clueless oh okay we're not going to go through all your credits okay i haven't seen homies Pomoni. Zach, Zach, Zach. I saw the Postman one. The Postman? Oh, you saw Next Day Air. That's because I brought you to my house. Okay, come on. Don't argue in front of the guests.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Noah, do you have a question that's unrelated to Remember the Times? You ever watch Waiting to Exhale, Zach? You ever watch Waiting to Exhale, Zach? The late, great Whitney Houston's in that one, Zach. I know. And Angela Bassettett who's a friend of mine by the way award winning in uh uh uh oscar award winning angela wait did angela bassett win an oscar no uh it's a shame she should have won she should have won that's right for for
Starting point is 01:14:59 for uh tina turner what's all about to do with it you know you don't know that no no no his question might be uh zach have you watched uh another one of? You know. You don't know that Noah's question might be, Zach, have you watched another one of Donald's movies? You don't know. Have you watched Wayne Baxter? Let's see. Let's find out. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Noah, no pressure. Noah, go ahead. I wish I was better with my hands and looking up to ask if he has. You don't have to look them up. They're all hits, Noah. They're all hits. Noah, I want you to do me a favor. I'm going to watch Remember the Titans tonight, but I want you
Starting point is 01:15:28 to watch a little film called Homie Spumoni. You can watch that if you want to, or you can watch Next Day Air, or Kick-Ass 2, or Clueless, or Waiting to Exhale, or Can't Hardly Wait, or Juice, or these are all hit movies.
Starting point is 01:15:44 Josie and the Pussycats. All these movies are considered movies that made a lot of money and guess who's never seen any of these movies? That's not true. I saw Josie and the Pussycats. No, you didn't. I saw Can't Hardly Wait. Who was I in Can't Hardly Wait? In Can't Hardly Wait,
Starting point is 01:15:59 you're the guy who's friends with the other guys. Yeah, exactly. Go ahead. Noah has a question. you're the guy who's friends with the other guys. Yeah, exactly. All right, go ahead. Go ahead. Noah has a question.
Starting point is 01:16:09 Zach. Okay. So I know that obviously JD loves his Apple TVs. You've been quoted saying you don't. Yeah. A lot of people got upset. I think I tweeted that years ago and people were like, what is life? People, people were like, what is life? People were like, I don't want to live anymore.
Starting point is 01:16:30 My reality is Chad. Yeah, exactly. That was the reaction people had. They were like, it was so funny. It got retweeted. What? Zach Braff isn't his character? Right. People were like, I don't want to live in this world anymore.
Starting point is 01:16:43 I'm just curious what you do drink. And if you get a little handsy afterwards, what that all looks like. Wait, before you. Can I answer? The question was directed at me, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:55 Yeah, but it's one of those questions that I should probably answer. You can answer after me. I think it was for both of you. I like all things. I drink. It depends. If I'm,
Starting point is 01:17:03 if I'm going to have wine, I like a white. You like a good. A Sancerre. If I'm going to have red, I like a nice Pinot. If I'm going to have a cocktail, usually vodka something, vodka soda. Do you remember when you were in the Gimlet?
Starting point is 01:17:22 Yeah, I was in a Gimlet phase for a while. And then I like beer. I like beer, but I'm gluten-free, so I drink gluten-free pale ale because I like pale ale a lot. Okay, so listen, Zach never gets handsy when he's drunk. Not handsy in the sense of grabbing and hugging and all of that stuff, But he does get very handy with his points. So if he has a point to make, Zach is very, and let me tell you. Emphatic.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Very emphatic about how he, you guys can't see it at home listening to this, but it's one of those things where everything has, his pointer finger is pointed high, and then he brings it down hard like a javelin. Let me tell you. I think it's a common quality for people who've been over-served, that they get emphatic.
Starting point is 01:18:14 No, that's what I drink. Donald drinks anything and everything. Listen, I don't have a preference. Yeah, Donald just as long as it has alcohol. No, well, let's be honest. Let's tell the truth. I do enjoy libation. Do you have a plan for the fourth, Donald?
Starting point is 01:18:39 Are you going to make some fancy cocktail at your house? No, but I probably will make burgers and franks. Okay. But you don't have like a frozen drink lined up what do you guys got plans for yeah what are you julia no i assume you're not together in the same um city we're in the same city we're about time oh you are trying to be we're just trying to be um you know good do you guys go over you guys go around other people then obviously you've been around no we try to keep it very i i've really only been home i have to say i fell off i fell off the wagon julia with my with my mom because she she came to visit me um and she's been very
Starting point is 01:19:19 very strict as i as have i been and uh so i felt, and she'd driven, she didn't fly. And she, I opened the front door and she said, are we going to hug? And I said, you bet we are mom. And we had the biggest hug. So why don't you, why don't you guys, if you guys have been both quarantining for 14 days without seeing anyone and stuff. Well, we try to, we try to all three of my kids actually live in the city and we all live about 10 minutes away from each other. We might be able to see each other this weekend. Where is that? A little bit.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Where are you living? Grand Rapids, Michigan, Michigan in the house. Right on. Yeah. You guys are experiencing a spike right now too. Like we are in California.
Starting point is 01:20:02 It's going up. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing like LA County though, man, where we are is, is just blowing the roof off the graph, sadly. Yeah. It's a shame. It is, but we're here to cheer people up.
Starting point is 01:20:14 So we're not going to dwell on that. Right guys. That's right. Um, all right. Well, thank you so much for coming on. I hope you enjoyed your visit. An amazing pleasure. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:20:24 We were so glad you like the show and the podcast. We hope we're just trying to make people giggle a little bit during this wacky time. Yeah, you've done a great job. Thank you. I just want to reiterate what Julia said when she asked her question.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Zach. Oh, God. Tonight. It's going to be tonight. It's going to be tonight.'s gonna be tonight it's gonna be tonight you guys you guys all heard it here tonight we don't have a we don't have a movie we've been watching alone though by the way have you guys watched the show alone no zach no everybody's re-watching remember the titans thanks i will watch i will watch fucking movie, but I just want you to know, I'm giving a shout out to- First of all, watch your mouth when you talk about the Titans.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Okay? First of all, watch your mouth. Second, it's a classic, it's Disney, and it has a lot to do with what's going on right now. And your boy's in it, your homie's in it, your friend's in it, your compadre is in it. Oh, you. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:21:29 I thought you meant like I know Denzel or something. I'm going to watch it tonight. But listen, you guys, I'm going to give a shout out to this Netflix show. It's called Alone. And they put these survivalists
Starting point is 01:21:38 in the middle of the Arctic. And they have to see how long they can survive with nothing. And it's amazing. It doesn't sound better than Remember the Titans. Okay. Well, they have to see how long they can survive with nothing. And it's amazing. It doesn't sound better than Remember the Titans. Okay. Well, they have no music that Julia and Noah would dance to at Noah's wedding.
Starting point is 01:21:52 I can guarantee you that. That's really cool, man. That's really cool. Are you still married? I am, yeah. You know why? Because of the song. Because of the song.
Starting point is 01:22:02 Yeah. All right. We got to wrap this up because we've been going a very long time and uh we have to finish talking about the episode but thank you guys so much we appreciate you we love you stay safe stay healthy and have a great holiday weekend people please give a big round of applause to julia and noah thunders applause dan thunders applause for them because they're very nice people. Yeah, they were. How funny was my pratfall when I reached for the dryer? I mean, come on. That was glorious.
Starting point is 01:22:30 You got skills. I mean, did you see that the arms went up like this? I fall back. The hand dryer. I'm trying to dry my crotch on the hand dryer, and then Kelso says something like, you need to buy that thing dinner. And then I fall.
Starting point is 01:22:46 And my arms go out. I was pretty proud of that. By the way, that was the JD fall noise. That should be a ringtone. We're going to make everything a ringtone. Another one. Another one. The best ringtones. We the best.
Starting point is 01:23:13 We the best ringtones. Another one. Yeah, we dropped another one. How funny was when Cox is screaming at me and I'm like basking in his spit? That wouldn't happen nowadays. With Corona? It was very funny.
Starting point is 01:23:28 It was funny though. And the way it was shot, slow motion, as I'm just like basking in his spittle. Yeah. Now then there's this cool floating fantasy thing. Very Spike Lee technique. Spike Lee always has a moment in his movies where people are sort of seemingly floating as though their feet are on wheels. And we did that fantasy where
Starting point is 01:23:50 it seemed like everyone was floating around. It's always in a one shot when they're walking down the street. So it's like a cowboy. Well, the cowboy is above the... Cowboys to where your guns would be if you were a cowboy. So it's what's above that then?
Starting point is 01:24:06 Like just above that? Like above the waist? You could say waisty. Okay. I'm making that up. What Donald's talking about, for those of you who don't know, is like there's all sorts of shot sizes of people, of actors, have these nicknames.
Starting point is 01:24:22 One of them is like if someone's framing up a shot, they're like, oh, give me kind of a cowboy. And that means as you frame up the actor, have the shot be a hold, hold where it's kind of like back to the old school Westerns, like make sure you can see if, you know, where the cowboy's guns would be.
Starting point is 01:24:36 So you're wide enough to see that low on the person's legs. Right. So that's that terminology. But he always does it. So you can't see the legs moving, but, and you can see above the waist. Yeah, so they're just gliding.
Starting point is 01:24:46 They're just gliding. And they're gliding, right. And we did that in this. We did something similar to that in this episode. Right. And I'm going to be honest with you. I can't skate. So somebody had to push me to get that movement going.
Starting point is 01:24:58 And then on the other side, somebody had to stop me because I couldn't stop myself. I'm a horrible skater. Well, some of the actors, I forgot which ones, I'm assuming Ken was one of them, are on just like low, you know, platform dollies that are being pulled on ropes
Starting point is 01:25:13 to make them glide like that. And then some of the actors who could be on rollerblades were on rollerblades. Sarah, who was a good rollerblader, is the one who sort of takes the turn. Yeah. I thought it was a really cool shot, the way it was. I don't think it cuts. I think it's a one- of takes the turn. Yeah. I thought it was a really cool shot the way it was. I don't think it cuts. I think it's a one-er.
Starting point is 01:25:27 I don't know. I thought it was beautifully done by Adam Bernstein who directed this episode and directed our pilot. Yeah, absolutely. Who actually gets a shout-out, who shows up in the show in the second car scene when they're like, is this the same kid? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:43 At 1741 when it cuts to people reacting. There's a scene of the hallway and Bernstein pops up. Yeah, Bernstein, Adam Bernstein if you want to see a Hitchcockian director cameo, he pops up. He's the one on the gurney.
Starting point is 01:26:01 How about Todd going at 1454, you look totally hot mirror todd and then you grabbing his love handles yeah you're grabbing his love handles first and then sarah just having her bra out that was um scandalous that was very scandalous do you think that would that would fly nowadays and yeah i mean it's funny a bra it's funny a bra is no different than a bathing suit right especially? Especially if it's that kind of bra. But it's the context, right? Our brains go, oh, this is so risque because she's in her bra.
Starting point is 01:26:33 But it's not like it's showing any more than a bathing suit would. Right. Don't you think? No, I agree with you 100%. You know what made me laugh really hard, though, was when I forget what you said, what you did. But for some reason, somehow you got me in trouble with Carla. And I said to you tonight, I'm eating Mexican you got me in trouble with carla and i said to you tonight i'm eating mexican yeah and i'll see you in bed yeah yeah meaning i'm gonna be farting all night right by the way i always had this idea of an invention that i'm now gonna give to the world
Starting point is 01:26:59 to steal although someone's already stolen it that someone makes a pill you take and it changes the scent of your flatulence to something nice. Is that possible? I didn't think it was. I wanted to take it to Chris Saka, my billionaire friend, and say, I have this great invention idea. Let's develop it together.
Starting point is 01:27:17 And then I just saw on the internet today, someone was selling these chocolate pills and you supposedly eat the chocolate pills and they make your flatulence smell like chocolate. Bullshit. Google it. Google that shit. So this was my invention idea. There were going to be different flavors. You could have potpourri. You could have, um, uh, any, any flavor you wanted. Butterscotch? I wouldn't mind. What flavor would you choose? Right.
Starting point is 01:27:50 That's a good question. If somebody farted, what smell would you like to smell at them? Chocolate chip cookies. Chocolate chip cookies is a good fart smell. Yeah. Or onions and garlic in the pan. No. Well, that – No. I tend to stay away from the savory and go for the sweet. For sweet.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Okay. I'll go with sort of a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven. Yeah, that sounds – That'd be nice. So this was my idea. I had this idea. You know, I'm sure everyone listening has an invention idea that they never took action on, and then it eventually comes out, and you're like, damn it, that person's going to get rich off that invention idea.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Well, mine was some sort of vitamin or capsule that you swallow that scientifically eliminates the flatulent smell and changes it to something else. And now I'm telling you, it's a thing. I'm going to buy it and try it and see if it works. I would like some of it too. I'll give it to you for um i don't know belated father's day you already look at the books i gave you at all don't put me on the spot like that you're putting me on the spot with remember the titans have you even glanced at the books i gave you have you even glanced at the motherfucking books i gave you
Starting point is 01:28:58 yeah they're in my bathroom they're my they're my bathroom reading oh okay good but you just on your phone the whole time they don't even fucking open those books to you. Listen, man. I want to know something. Are they on the floor, but then when you're pooing, you just look at your phone? Keep it real. I love Shay. All right.
Starting point is 01:29:16 Shay, I bought Donald your books because I thought that he would like them, and I think that him looking on his phone might be upstaging them and they might be on his bathroom floor I love Shea what about Johnny C. McGinley smashing the guitar I bet he loved doing that yeah that was one of those moments where you could tell he was like I'm sick of fucking
Starting point is 01:29:40 Colin Hay being here still fucking singing this damn song. I've heard it all week long. Give me the guitar. And then he goes to town on it. He even comes back around. He goes one side and then even comes back around like with a back fist with the guitar.
Starting point is 01:29:57 I bet that felt good, though. I have other songs. Yeah, and then Colin Hay goes, I have other songs. I think they have places you can go and you put on goggles so you protect your eyes and you take a bat and you can just like wail on a car i think a lot of us need that nowadays that would be nice right just to break something yeah just to break something and not have consequences after you break it you know what i mean like yeah you know what they have in vegas too They have, I really want to do this with you when the world opens back up.
Starting point is 01:30:29 They have a place in Vegas you go and it's a giant, you know, construction site type area. And you can operate any of the giant heavy machinery like bulldozers and cranes and wrecking balls. And like, you could just, the biggest construction equipment you've ever seen. It's like a giant giant enormous sandbox for adults i imagine that could be a lot of fun but i imagine it's also very
Starting point is 01:30:51 dangerous i couldn't imagine myself but with a wrecking ball how fun would that be though dude we got to do that it would be fun at first and then when the wrecking ball comes back and hits the fucking thing that i'm on i'm sure i'm sure that they teach you how to do it i don't think they just throw you in it and be like good luck you need a license to use all of obviously not everything's off in vegas they're like they found a way around it the funny thing is i think there's a bar but like you can only go to the bar after the fact this all sounds very sketchy i'll follow that beat be though, dude? I want to dig with you, dude. I want to dig with you.
Starting point is 01:31:27 I would too. We can make something together. Right. We can dig. Let's dig. I want to make something with you. What movie is this? What movie is this?
Starting point is 01:31:39 I want to be with you guys. Sixteen Candles. Yep. Nice call. That's easy. That's easy. Yeah, that's the nerdy kid who doesn't want to go to the dance.
Starting point is 01:31:48 And the parents force him. They're like, they lock him in the gym. They lock him in the gym. I want to stay home with you guys. I want to be with you guys. Alright. Yo, you grabbing the pillow at the end of the show when I leave. Yeah, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:32:05 Oh, man. That's how I feel whenever I part ways with you, Donald. I want to clutch a pillow. Clutch a pillow. I feel that way all the time when, well, not all the time, but when we part. When we part ways, you want to clutch a pillow? Not necessarily clutch a pillow, but I still want that extra hug. I want to bite a pillow.
Starting point is 01:32:22 We haven't, wow. We haven't hugged. extra hug. I want to buy a pillow. We haven't, wow, we haven't hugged. On that note,
Starting point is 01:32:30 that's the episode, everyone. We have kicked off season two. We haven't hugged in a long time. I know, I miss your touch. You always have such a good, I like a man who hugs tightly.
Starting point is 01:32:40 You know, a lot of men do this bullshit because they're insecure about their sexuality. I don't know what it is, but they do sort of a, your groins can't be touching, and they put the arm in between, and then they do a tap. They got to tap. That's not how Donald and I hug.
Starting point is 01:32:55 We get in there. No, I like it when you fucking squeeze. Yeah. Randall Winston, who we've had on the show, man, is a good hugger. He's a good hugger. His hugs are just on the verge of almost hurting. Yeah, it's almost a bear hug with Randall Winston. You want to make sure you've taken a deep breath
Starting point is 01:33:09 before you engage with him. Because he's definitely knocking the wind out of you. Yeah. It's like if you're going deep underwater. You just take a big-ass breath. All right, well, guys, we've kicked off season two. Go get the ringtone. There's talk that we might make it available with the mm-hmm and without the mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:33:31 And just the mm-hmm. Yeah. And maybe we'll even make available mm-hmm. We love you. This is fun. We're happy to be back. Season two. Season two in effect, y'all.
Starting point is 01:33:43 Stay safe. Wear a fucking mask right donald listen i think tell him to wear a fucking mask i am gonna tell him to fucking wear a mask but i think i think what's going on is people are looking at it as a control issue and uh people are trying to control you. Please don't look at it that way. Look at it more like even if you don't think you're sick, there's still a possibility that you could be and you're asymptomatic. And imagine being a young child who, well, you know, teenagers and young adults are the ones that are getting this virus a lot right now and definitely can pass it on to their parents and the adult figures in their life. And people above 45 aren't faring well with this. So please wear a mask.
Starting point is 01:34:41 And Donald just turned 46. So please, please, please. Wear a mask. Wear a mask out in public, okay? That's the prescription from two fake doctors who love you very much and care about your health and safety. Donald, count us in. 5, 6, 7, 8! made about a bunch of doctors and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said he's got stories
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