Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 205: My New Coat

Episode Date: July 16, 2020

On this week's episode JD begins feeling himself as a doctor and decides to upgrade his wardrobe to include a white medical coat, meanwhile Eliot discovers her new identity at the hospital. In the real world, Zach and Donald are all over the place discussing edibles, their love for Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, and how many bugs are legally allowed in a can of tuna. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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who doesn't want to be listen man that light little tingle is like spidey senses to me man that shit's like a fucking anxiety you're a large man and also you have oh a truck's coming that light little tingle

I don't want the light little tingle I want to be knocked out like the whole body tingle like a truck's coming there are those of us out there I'm telling you. I don't want the light little tingle. I want to be knocked out like the whole body tingle. Right. I want to be like, a truck's coming. I don't give a fuck. I can't move. There are those of us out there that kind of just want a light little, ooh, that flower

looks really red. No. My weed shop, my weed shop, I walk in and they're like, you're back already? I mean, I'm not complaining, but jeez, kid. I love that. You probably keep the lights on in that place. You're like Norm in Cheers. They got a nickname for me and everything, man.

I woke up singing your song today. Which one? What you trying to get into a day of shoon? What you trying to get into a day of shoon? What you trying to do? What you trying to get into? When Donald and I used to be young and go out, we would text. I guess we would probably call each other like, yo, what you trying to get into tonight? What you trying to get into tonight?

What you trying to get into tonight? That used to be the go-to. When we'd be at work, it would be like 6 o'clock and we get off early let's say it was a wednesday and we'd get off that around you know nine or ten and at around nine or ten that's when the club kind of opens up right you'd be like yo yo what you trying to get into we'd have work if they were like you don't have to be at work until 10 o'clock in the in the in the morning tomorrow it would be like yo dude i don't got work till 10 what about, you don't have to be at work until 10 o'clock in the morning tomorrow, it would be like, yo, dude, I don't got work till 10. What about you?

I don't got work till 10. What you trying to get into? Trying to get into. And then now that we're old, we're just going to say it like jokingly, like, yo, what you trying to get into tonight? And you're like, I'm trying to go to sleep at 8. I'm trying to get in my bed. Right.

I'm trying to rest. But then as we've told you, Donald's middle name is Adeyashun. So then it became a song. I don't know if I wrote it or you wrote it. I think I wrote it. You wrote it. What you trying to get into, Adeyashun? What you trying to do?

But I often... It sounds like a Sesame Street song. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. What you trying to get into, Adeyashun. What you trying to get into? A day or soon? What you trying to do? You had some flavor to it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

I'm trying to stay out till 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. I like it when you do it because you add a little sauce. You're like, trying to get into what I'll do. What you'll find. It's that Al Jarreau, man. We were talking about it before. Yeah, you Al Jarreau-ed it up. You Al Jarreau-ed it up.

What you're trying to get into. What you're trying to get into. This is welcome to the stoned out version of Fake Doctors and Real Friends. Well, listen, every morning. I will be your navigator today. Almost every morning I wake up singing a song. And I don't know if I've thought about it in my sleep or what. But I hum, assuming I'm in a good mood, which is often.

I have a little song while I'm doing my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to something. And you never know what it's going to be. But this morning it was, What you trying to get into? What you trying to do? What you trying to do? Oh, man. I miss those days.

I miss those days of what you trying to get into. Was there a place called Joseph's we used to go to? There was Joseph's. Yeah. And that was just off of Yucca. Yeah. And Ivar. Isn't there a line in, is it Made?

Yeah, Made. You think I'm trying to spend the rest of my life living on Yucca? That's Vince Vaughn in the very, very underrated movie Made. I love that movie. Because you stole my van and I don't like you. Yeah. If you haven't seen Made, see Made.

Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. It was after Swingers and they were, it was like, I think Favreau's next film after that. Oh, no. They had blown up after, like the two of them. Oh, so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff. But that was the next movie they did together. They came back and did this one together. And the only thing funnier than Made is watching the outtakes.

You got to watch Vince Vaughn. I don't know if we've talked about this yet on the podcast. We're already getting to the point where I don't remember if we've said this already. No, we haven't talked about this yet. You got to watch. If you want to laugh your ass off, watch Vince Vaughn riffing like only Vince Vaughn could back in the day and making shit up and Favreau struggling to get through the scene. And it is hilarious. The two of them together, man, that shit is magic.

Like, they should really go back. I know they're both very grown now and both very seasoned now also. I wonder if the magic's lost, though, maybe. I don't know, man. Because some of it was they were so young, and I mean, Swingers was just fucking incredible, and they were just so young and wide-eyed,

and they had just the most amazing ban-eyed and they had the just the most amazing banter and um and and they would improv like crazy and it was just i don't know vince fawn was the quickest mofo in the world back in the day yeah i'm gonna tell you something right now man i think they're both so like look at us man i think if we were to do scrubs now knowing what we know about comedy and about the industry and about timing and about making television and stuff like that if we were to go back and start all over from the beginning with our knowledge scrubs would have been way more funny that's like anything it would have been way more funny i think the two of them still have their you know i think they still have

their uh their their their connection. Their magic. Their magic. And if they were to go out there and do another, I would personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters from Swingers a la Made, a la whatever way it would be. Made? I don't know anyone that's seen Made other than you and I. That's bullshit, man. It was not a hit or not a popular movie, I don't think.

Oh, man. Such a good movie. or not a popular movie, I don't think. Oh, man. Such a good movie. Cardiff Giants, all of that stuff. And then how Vince Vaughn spent all the money in one night. Come on, man. That shit's just so... It's such a good... And then the scene I love when they get their per diem.

Right. And he spends... He's like, so this is my per diem. Right. Vince Vaughn's character can't get his head around the idea that he just gets cash. Right. So this is my per diem. Right. Like, Vince Vaughn's character can't get his head around the idea that he just gets cash. Right. This is mine. So this is my per diem.

This is my, yeah, this is your, yes. And he starts handing money out on the plane. Because this is how I do it. Is Pup Daddy in this movie, too? Yes, he is. Pup Daddy. And Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel. They're staying at, like, it's supposed to be, like, the Mercer Hotel down in Soho.

It's like Soho. Yeah. Right. And you get a goldfish. Remember? He plays like. We can do a podcast on May, Donald. We should do a special episode.

By the way, you know what we should do one day? Yeah. Let's say we really keep liking this and we run out of episodes. Yeah. I don't know if we're going to do season nine. We'll just,

yeah, we should do season nine. We should do it all. But then we should start doing this and we run out of episodes. Yeah. I don't know if we're going to do season nine. Yeah, we should do season nine. We should do it all. But then we should start doing this for movies we love. We'll just do a rewatch of our favorite films. I'd love to do that. Maybe we could get the guests of our favorite films for a rewatch. Oh, that's cool. You know what I mean?

Yeah. We could have Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. See, that's the problem, though. If Jon Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how long I would be able to hold out before asking him for a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't know how long I'd be able to hold out. That's probably – Bless you. Don't die, dude.

That's probably why he doesn't want to come on. Yeah, that's probably exactly why you know a lot of these guys like i imagine you know john favreau's of the world or people that get entrenched in the star wars universe especially they probably don't marble man marble is they probably don't want to leave their house they're like oh god the donald fazans of the world are going to be like damn and i'm chilled out hold on and i'm in iron man um at three minutes and 21 seconds and um is that a real explosion? No, you'll never hear me ask about the movie.

You know what? I made that mistake once in life, and I got the answer I wanted. And I was so in awe of the fact that he was talking to me about his process, or his process. Or his process. Or process, that I fucking missed every word he said i met so i've met george lucas quite a few times because i'm a huge star wars fan and we had just finished watching revenge of the sith sith at skywalker ranch and he's standing with uh of all people sam jackson mace windu and ludacris right and ludacris had said to me you know i'm thinking about getting into acting is there any advice you could give me i said to him dude you know how to do music

videos and stuff like that you know how to rap and everything just bring everything all of that energy that you bring in your music just bring that to acting that concentration just do that he was like oh yeah absolutely and so when he did that yeah, absolutely. And so when he did that, I was like, all right, so now he did that in front of George Lucas. I now have an in to George Lucas to ask George Lucas, so how'd you come up with Star Wars? Oh, God. So I'm embarrassed already. I said, so how'd you come up with Star Wars? And he fucking answered the question.

He's like, well, so what I do is I sit down in my house and I'm like, what would be an interesting galaxy? Let's see, maybe a galaxy far away. And then I could come up with the idea of a planet. Okay, on this end of this galaxy, there's a planet. What would the planet be? Let's say it's Tatooine, okay? And then what's it like on Tatooine? And he goes into the whole fucking thing on how he's creating galaxies.

And I'm sitting there and in my mind i'm like fucking george lucas is talking to me fucking george lucas is talking to me and you didn't hear the answer i didn't hear one word he said he gave me the algorithm to star wars and i wasn't listening because i was so in awe of the fact that i was talking to george lucas do you think this is a lie this is the honest i walked like, you fucking moron. You fucking didn't listen. You know what's funny? In my mind, George Lucas was like, hey, invite Donald Faison,

because I might put him in one of the leads of one of my new films. OK, sir, we'll invite him. And then you get there, and he's like, oh, no. He's one of those guys who asked me how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy. Dude, I sat in front of him for Revenge of the Sith, right? And he's behind me. And I loved Revenge of the Sith. Even when I saw it back in the day, I loved it.

Oh, Joel, look at the face Joel's giving you. And I sat in front of him. And I remember I was there. And we had cocktails before the movie. It was like this big MTV premiere. We had cocktails. We had food, et cetera. I might have even smoked a cigarette back then.

This was a long time ago, right? And I'm there with this girl that I'm dating and we are watching revenge of the sith and the movie ends and i turn around and i look at him and i can see he's like what would you think and i'm like dude it was fucking amazing you did it george you fucking did it oh my god i'm i'm losing my mind i grabbed him I give him a hip hop hug and everything. You grabbed him? Yeah, I give him a big hug and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you.

You did it, George. You fucking did it. Oh, my God. And I turn around and I go, whew, I can't believe it. He fucking did it. And I say it to the girl I'm dating at the time. And she was like, oh, my God, babe, your breath smells so bad right now. My God, babe, your breath smells so bad right now.

But I'm like all in his face. Oh, my God, George, you fucking did it. You did it. That's so embarrassing. By the way, I have another embarrassing story related to Star Wars you did. Oh, what did I do? Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an identical twin? Oh, God, she has an identical twin sister. And you went and congratulated the identical twin. Yeah, I did. I congratulated. Oh, what did I do? Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an identical twin? Oh, God, she has an identical twin sister. And you went and congratulated the identical twin.

Yeah, I did. I congratulated. Oh, my God. You know what? And here's the problem with it. Here's the problem with it all. No, bro, that was embarrassing. I was with you for that one.

Yeah, that was pretty bad. And then she laughed at me about it after I told her. I was like, I just fucking went up to your sister and congratulated her on Star Wars. You are so dialed in with these people. I just don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends with the cowboy hat guy. Dave Filoni. Dave Filoni.

You're friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't these fucking people hire you to be in these movies? I did Felicity with J.J. Abrams. Yeah. You're like, God, I really want to make it one of my life priorities to at least get you in one of these movies. I did Felicity with J.J. Abrams. You're like, it's, God, I really want to make it one of my life priorities to at least get you

in one of these movies. I mean, fucking Ed Sheeran's in costume, hidden, doing cameos in these movies. Why can't you be?

Ed Sheeran's in Game of Thrones, too, man. It's like, you know. Why can't you be? It's what it is. Because one, I don't necessarily.

Who can I call? Who can I call? You got a lot of friends you could call dude you're freaking well i was at the same hotel berg and make spielberg call luke uh call lucas who will then call everybody over at disney you know who you need to get in touch with these are the two people i need you to get in touch with for me yeah foggy okay i don't really know foggy but i'm writing it down kevin foggy okay i'm, I'm going to call him today. Who else?

And the head of Disney. Well, Sean Bailey is a friend of mine. He's the head of production, president of production at Disney. So I'm going to call Sean Bailey. Okay, Sean Bailey. And Foggy. Okay. Now, will you make sure that when you meet them, you have a mint in your mouth?

I will definitely mint up that day. I will not only mint up that day, I will keep all of my emotions buried as Jedi do. I hung out with J.J. while he was making the last Star Wars movie. We were staying at the same hotel, and I would often see him in the lobby of the hotel, and we would shoot the shit. And I remember him sitting with a laptop, clearly in my mind, which was tweaking the screenplay,

over by the fireplace in the lobby in London. And I thought, oh, my God, Donald would freak out right now. JJ's over by the fireplace, what looks clearly like doing a rewrite of the script. Yeah, you know, you're so lucky that I was not there. I know, because you would have gone over and been like, you did it! No, no, no. You'd be like, Donald, get off of me. No, no, no.

Let's just be honest with it with it all the order of appreciation for the star wars trilogies yeah is the first trilogy obviously the the empire strikes back new hope yeah returning to jedi those three then you got to go clone wars you got to do all of that stuff you got to go episode one two and three and then you got to go clone wars you got to do all of that stuff you got to go episode one two and three and then you got to go i can't i can't weigh in joelle please weigh in because you you're 100 right so far you gotta go 789 you know you know uh and and the thing about 789 is it started so great and then it kind of went off in a direction that nobody, you know, some people love it, some people don't love it. And then they tried to, you know, correct it.

And I don't know. I don't know. You know, a lot of people really, really love the new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little, you know, a little ithity-dipity about it. I love Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever get it twisted. I will always be a true fan of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last trilogy was my favorite.

That's all. I feel like that's super fair. I feel like it's definitely a 50-50 split on fans. I think it'll see a lot like with the original or with the prequels. We saw a lot of kids who that was their first Star Wars are like ride or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything. The prequels. We saw a lot of kids who that was their first Star Wars are like ride or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything.

The prequels are amazing. It's my first experience. So I'm sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no, Kylo is everything. And I really like the relationship between Ren and Kylo. And there's a lot to love scene-wise. There's a ton of like scenes and moments.

Scenes and moments. Exactly. Joelle, you're nailing it. Ray shooting lightning was like, what is even happening like so good or just a storyline between kylo and and ray you know what i mean and how and how they found each other and the you know it gets a little twisted i feel like and this is just my personal belief and i love i you know i as a movie by itself, I think The Last Jedi is a good movie. But in the trilogy form, I don't think it fits at all. And I think it's because they're writing around shit in the two that surround it.

You know what I mean? So in The Force Awakens, they wrote a story. He deviates from the story. And then J.J. tries to correct. The course correcting at the end did not work for me. I love the last Jedi. It's my favorite of the new trilogy, but it's because it has a lot of tropes that I look for in a star where

you take a lot of the phone wars moments that I love and brought them to the, like the big screen. And I was all like, although blowing up the ship, like that's my next tattoo. Very legitimately. But who the fuck is Holdo man?

And where the fuck does Holdo come from? If you had read the book princess of Alderaan, you would know exactly who that's Leia's best friend. Yeah, I totally get that. But for the majority of Star Wars fans, who the fuck is Holdo? It's like introducing Darth Maul again in Solo. Most of the people didn't. Most Star Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels. So they have no idea that Darth Maul

survives this fall from Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan can only be sliced in half. Hold on. Just wait a second. I'm worried that people are tuning out. We can do a quick theory on it. I'm worried that people are like, fuck this podcast.

I did not sign up for a Star Wars. We're going to pin it now. We're going to pin it now. We're going to pin it now. Let's get back to Scrubs. Is there something you want to say, Joelle? I was going to put a period on it and then we can move on. This is the new conversation of nerds. Old nerdom used to be you had to read all the comics

to go into the movies and TV shows to enjoy the stuff because that's where all the juicy details were. And that's how we separated. And I don't want to reopen the argument of what a true nerd is. You can like things and be as nerdy about them as you want to but i find something so so satisfying about having read 100 comic books and 36 novels and getting to the movie and then all of that back work is paid off in the film it's beautiful i know it alienates some people and that frustrates people but get on board like it's awesome joelle you and i are the same person i've read damn near every

star wars comic book my like i have singles i have the actual graphic novels i have it all but that being said man it's like you got to look at it as a lot of people don't read that shit and because they don't read that shit you got to keep the story you know you can still pay homage and have little inside jokes but you can't make actual storyline about things that happen in a comic that only, like, a million people read. You know what I mean? You just can't. You just can't.

I understand what you're saying. I still love it. No doubt. Same here. And that being said, five, six, seven, eight. Stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved it. I said here's the stories that we all should know. I think we should have kept going.

I think we should have kept the preamble because you know why? People are going to think, Joel and Donald have begun a Star Wars podcast, and I accidentally clicked on that. By the way, that was literally only three minutes, dude. It was literally only three minutes. It was great. I was able to get a light nap in.

Listen, Isaac Washington, Ted Lang from The Love Boat. Yes. How awesome is that? He's amazing in this episode, too. Yes The Love Boat. Yes. How awesome is that? He's amazing in this episode, too. Yes, he's a good actor. I always thought that he had done more episodes than just this one. I thought he was in two of them. Now, did you watch The Love Boat?

There's so many episodes of The Love Boat. It's like over 200 episodes of The Love Boat. Did you watch it as a kid? I've watched several episodes of The Love Boat. I do believe he did more than this. I think we did. Didn't we have other cast members from The Love Bo on yes well doc doc was on um wasn't doc on yeah i believe so i i could let's this is a scrubs wiki question no we can't put him to

work right away dude how are we doing with him joelle do we're getting him as funko pops okay he's happy i'm working on that yes you gotta keep him happy it's happy. He's very happy. It's like you got to feed the beast. You got to give him swag every time he answers a question, Donald. Do you want me to do the recap? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you rehearse? I didn't this time.

Okay. Let me get my timer ready. I don't really think this is... I'm going to say something controversial that I don't say very often. Okay. This episode's not that great okay i i i wow that's that's something to be said uh it's all right and by the way two all-stars behind it matt tarsus and mark buckingham i'm just saying it wasn't one of my favorites i i didn't lol it

doesn't really go anywhere at the end. This is just like a day in the life in the hospital. You'll kind of hear that in my recap. It feels like a B-side. Yeah, it's like the Wu-Tang Clan came out with Protect Your Neck, and on the B-side was Method Man. The Method Man song is dope, and the Protect Your Neck, this is a bad example because both songs were just really good. was Method Man. The Method Man song is dope. And the Protected Next, I can't,

this is a bad example because both songs were just really good. All right. Well, I think we all know a song on the album that comes out that's like, eh, it's not the best song,

but I'll still play it. Right. And that's how I feel about this episode. It's like, it's fine. There's some funny shit and there's the opera singer singing,

Mistake! Mistake! And there's a couple funny things, but I didn't really laugh out loud that much okay rob made me laugh here we go all right wait wait let me get my timer ready okay and go the gang has reached a new level of confidence but all make big mistakes in this episode they all have to learn to live with it because let's be honest in real life you don't

get a do-over some find it very challenging some find it very easy but in the end all of them are happy with how they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or so it seems okay well that was 23 seconds that's all I needed I feel like you need to be

really using your time because listen I have anxiety over this I feel like you need to be really using your time. No, fuck that shit. Listen, I have anxiety over this every fucking episode, dude. Well, good. You had seven seconds. You could have gone into detail about the janitor wearing a white coat. Well, no, because that's not a recap. That's a telling story.

Listen, my friend, when you're fucking just giving up seven seconds you can be talking about the b story the c story you can that's but i think that's what we're supposed to do in the podcast no but you could also be like and also the janitor where you can be like and also the janitor wears a white coat because he tries to make you jealous tell me tell me if i have tell me if i get this in seven seconds and also the janitor wears a white coat because jd decided to wear a white coat to work one day okay good that was a very funny storyline though i thought i thought the fact that no well that too but the fact that jd decided to wear you know what i'm a fucking resident now i'm gonna wear a white coat to work right and and and

because i'm important and i'm a doctor and i need this white he was feeling himself he was totally feeling himself he's feeling accomplished yeah you know He was feeling accomplished. Yeah. You know? Well, and then a little bit of trivia. Dr. Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode. Which is odd because he wears a white coat always. Right. And I think, I'm assuming it was

some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By the way, his biceps, he must have done a lot of... I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh, I won't wear a white have him in his biceps by the way his biceps he must have done a lot of i have a sense that johnny and the director decided oh i won't wear a white coat just to really accentuate what a dork jd is and then johnny was like but but in lieu of a white coat my biceps are going to be fucking pumped he doesn't fuck around man you could tell he was curling before each scene you can tell that johnny does not fuck around when it comes to fitness, man.

His fitness was, you know, I don't know how, you know, his wife is very health conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that. I don't know if Johnny was like that before he met her, but he definitely was putting on, he was definitely in the gym putting that work in. I don't know about diet-wise, but bro, he was always ripped. Yeah, he was putting that work in, dude. He puts us to shame dude yeah

he is ripped how are you doing on your fitness thing by the way because i've been being a little lazy i mean obviously i've got a few things on my mind but i've been i haven't really been killing it well until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies i'm in deep shit pretty much like i work stuck in a loop i work out an hour every day pretty much. I work out with the trainer. I work out on my Peloton. I have food that's delivered to me. Shout out to Trifecta Nutrition. Do you know, by the way, there's an allowable amount of insects and rodent parts allowed in tuna?

Well, you're allowed to eat. Yeah, the FDA allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed to eat a certain amount of – I'm sure it's in all foods because you just can't control – you can't get – if you have a factory, you can't get your insect slash rodent problem down to zero. But there is like – literally, you can Google it. There's like an allowable amount of like roach slash rat parts allowed in tuna fish did you know that Joel?

you're ruining food for so many people I'm just telling you if you don't believe me if you're sitting there listening going fuck you that's wrong if you like tuna salad sandwich you might want to change your form of protein Joel can you google what the allowable amount of of roach slash rodent parts in tuna is?

It's Google-able. What's happening just like that? Joelle's going to do it for you guys, because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes. I've been listening to podcasts while I do dishes. It's nice. It speeds along the dishes. Does it?

Yeah. You have a lot of dishes like that where you got to be, where you're washing for an hour and a half? Well, my girlfriend's a really good, no, I don't listen to the whole podcast. My girlfriend's a really good cook and she's always making stuff. Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans doesn't make her a really good cook, bro. You know for a fact my girlfriend's a ridiculous cook. Your girlfriend's a very fucking good cook.

She's a phenomenal cook. Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also there's like breads going during the day and it's like a whole thing. And I'm so appreciative of it. But then I look at the sink and it's like, like psycho. And so I got to go in on it. Oh, God. Joelle's face is not making it.

She's not making it. Oh, what is it, Joelle? Oh, my God. Here we go. This is according to LiveScience.com. Ground cinnamon can contain up to an average of 400 insect fragments per 50 grams. Oregano can do an average

of 300 insect fragments per 10 grams. Yeah. Anything on tuna? I remember tuna being high. How many grams in an ounce? 28. 28 grams in an ounce? How do you know that, Daniel? How do you think I know that?

Because you'd be selling that shit on the regular. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't get the cops coming to the store. Wait a second. The feds ain't coming after. The cops ain't coming to be the feds. It'd be the feds. Did you find tuna, Joelle?

I think that's what Daniel just said to you. Right? No, he was talking about how many grams In and out No, in and out No, no, Joelle Yeah, tuna I remember reading that being like Oh, you're allowed to have rat parts in your tuna

By the way, my episode It's supposed to have Cat Stevens Here Comes My Baby, but I didn't have it on there Did you guys have it on there. Did you guys have it? No, I think it's on the DVD version. Oh, see, this is one of those examples of they replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful Cat Stevens song, Here Comes My Baby.

I found it very interesting in this episode that a bunch of doctors didn't know where the G-spot was. Well, only Sarah's character didn't know where the G-spot was. No, and the's character didn't know the G-Spot. No, and the young... She was a nurse. She was a young nurse. That doesn't mean... Listen, man, come on now. Come on, buddy. No, I think that it wasn't like she was a... That particular young woman didn't know, and because Sarah was being

slut-shamed... By the way, this episode is about someone being slut-shamed. Yeah. And Sarah was being slut-shamed by the entire hospital because she had a one-night stand. I find that very interesting. And this is an age-old argument, but I find it very interesting that women aren't allowed to, or in society-based, women aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to be without being shamed for it. Yeah, I think that's ridiculous too.

And I think this episode early on was trying to point out how bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some sort of identity. Elliot's looking for some sort of identity in the hospital. She doesn't really have any. You and Judy tell her that her only identity is being white. And she's looking for something that will help her stand out. So then as much as she doesn't like the attention she gets for this one night stand, she's then starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like,

oh, I love it. Towards the end, she starts feeling it a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliot Reid, tramp. Yeah. But there's nothing i i that's the one thing that i'm that i i find it's just a little weird to me because you know a guy sleeps with a lot of girls and he can still be looked at as a stud a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's a slut you know Why is that? Why is that? I don't understand. I don't understand it either. Because a woman's body used to be a commodity

and so it can be tarnished whereas a guy can't tarnish his body because it's not worth anything other than what you can fight for. But if a girl's body is violated, then was she worth marrying? And we just haven't let go of that thought process. That's some stupid ass shit right there, Joel.

I can't get over that. It is real talk, though, that it's bullshit that there is a double standard and women can't do all the fun, adventurous... No, they can. They just are going to get shamed for it. I know, but that's bullshit. Yeah, it is.

I agree that that's fucking bullshit. All the guys, the whole point of this episode is these guys, all these macho surgeons are all chest bumping and high-fiving and talking about women, and then Sarah, like, goes and has a one-night stand, and the whole hospital's talking about it, and everyone's

staring at her, and everyone's giggling, and everyone's and this game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's, like, listening, and she's like, wait, I'm Elliot Reid! And you didn't laugh at that you didn't think that was funny i thought that was funny i thought sarah was funny in this she made me laugh a few times and rob made me laugh a few times when he when when um and he's when he's doing his motorboating i mean he does some funny

i laughed i i thought it was real cool the way it was shot. Me high-fiving all of my friends. Yeah, that was cool. And the spin and all of that stuff. And then it cuts to me and I go, bye, Turk. Bye, Turk. I thought that was very funny. What about your lisp, which is really prominent?

And you go, I wrote it down. You wrote, my back is as swollen as Elliot's big-ass breast, sir. Ugh, horrible. Ugh. Horrible. How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp? I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill was fighting him. You gotta cut that shit off. Now I see what Bill and these are the takes Bill chose.

And I'm sure you made you ADR it. But how are you going to ADR it any better? Because you got the fucking lisp still. That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs was my my teeth you know what i mean i went from really tiny teeth to medium-sized teeth to season nine when i freaking get my teeth fixed like in season nine i have temporaries and and so you'll notice it when we start watching my teeth look like fucking they got you know i got jacked up teeth you know what i mean

how many how many types how many different rounds of teeth have you had? I've had like four. Oh, my God. So you had your baby teeth, right? The baby teeth that I started with. Then I tried to correct the baby teeth. When I look back at it now, I'm like, I wish I didn't correct it because my smile was so youthful. But it was because I had teeth of a child.

Wait, I have a question. Did your baby teeth never fall out? They did, except for one. One didn't fall out, and it was stuck. Why didn't you have it pulled? Because the big tooth grew around it, and I would have had a big gap in my mouth from that happening. Okay. Did your parents not take you to the dentist or some shit?

They did, but I didn't want to get braces. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I'm not getting braces. Oh, and then ironically, your most famous role was having braces. Yeah. To hide your fucked up teeth. To hide my fucked up teeth. Okay, so then we're in scrubs and you get your teeth redone.

Yes. And then you had them redone again. Well, I got them redone. I got a bridge put in. And then one night while eating from Greenblatt's, I was eating a pastrami Reuben sandwich from Greenblatt's. And the bread was extra hard and I broke my bridge. And so when I went back to get the bridge fixed, he was like, why don't we just put a screw in it? And there you won't ever have to worry about a bridge again.

I was like, all right, fine, let's do that shit. And then the screw, the fake tooth that they put in was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth. And so I was like, all right, now we got to fix this. Now I got to, for symmetry purposes, let's fix the whole thing. And that's how it happened. Now, do these ones come out at night? You put them in like a cup? They're not dentures.

Oh, I picture they pop them out at night. Do you put that little tablet in there? I don't like you right now. My grandfather has that shit on. You put that little bubbly tablet in there? I don't like you right now. My grandfather has that shit on. You put that little bubbly tablet in there? Oh, my God. It's real funny. When I used to visit my grandfather and he would wake up in the morning and didn't have his teeth in, how his face looked, I could only imagine me right now with no teeth in my mouth.

Oh, my God. It's not a good look. It's not. It's a good look for my grandfather. Hey, listen. I can be self-deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin. A lot of times the cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way that I didn't mind the way I looked.

But this episode in particular, I kept going, oh, that is not a good angle. I just have no chin. I disagree with that. I think you have a chin. I think you just might have a little bit. Someone once wrote about me, like some like reporter was like writing a review and I'm like the chinless breath.

See, that's some bullshit. And that's tab. That's a tabloid speaking right there. It wasn't obviously, it obviously wasn't a nice person, but that's what they wrote. There's no way that's a respectable journalist.

You know what I mean? Anybody who's going to sit there and make fun of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real journalist. Because we all come in different shapes. I'm just saying if I were to get dentures like yours, I would get like chin dentures. I don't have dentures, you fucking. Let's go to break. We're going to go to break. Let's go to break. We'll be right back.

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I'm just saying, if they made like a chin, I know they make chin implants, but I'm not going to go have surgery, but if there were like a temporary thing, like it was like

the equivalent of dentures, but it just kind of clipped on and made me look like I had a bigger chin. Maybe I'll get a prosthetic for like one of my roles one of my movie parts i you know i feel that way about my hair man i feel that way about my hair you know a lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair i have hair that is leaving me it's literally get plugs though no black people can't get plugs why

it just doesn't do well like it doesn't do't do well with the healing process and all of these other things. They don't, it just doesn't, if you look it up, African-American hair doesn't do well with hair plugs. I never knew that. That's why in all the Bosley commercials, it's mostly white men. Oh, I never knew that. Yeah. What about a toupee? What about you kiss my ass?

What about let's get back into the show? Jamie Foxx has a great one. Well, I don't know that. I know that Jamie does wear his hair. Okay. Is this something we can talk about? Yeah. I mean, it's halfway pictures.

I don't have the real skinny on what's going on. But you can see that that airline movie, LeBron James too, his airline constantly. Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude. Why don't you call LeBron's guy? LeBron was bald, dude. Why don't you call LeBron's guy?

I'm sure. Because you know what? I think LeBron did the hair plugs and it worked for him because he has the scar on his head now. That's the problem with hair plugs. You got to get a scar on your head. Do you want me to call LeBron and ask him who did his plugs? Because I'm making other calls for you.

I'm calling Feige. I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me to add LeBron? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Okay. LeBron hair plugs for Donald. Got a lot of calls to make today. You know the funniest part of Matthew McConaughey? What the hell did he do? Because that shit was on its way for donald yeah a lot of calls to make today you know the funniest part of matthew mcconaughey what the hell did he do because that shit was on its way out and now he has a full head of hair he looks like freaking he's got a goal he's got golden locks he's got a mane um you know what the

funniest part of this episode is what's that ted's office yeah we see ted's office for the first time and um i wrote it down he's so funny i tell him that uh that he has anosmia um ted lang and he goes you cut off someone's nose where is it do you have it with you you're disgusting get rid of the nose and then i go ted just calm He goes, maybe you should calm down. And then he goes to his file folder and pulls it out and pulls out a file that says, oh, we don't have to worry. It's not our fault. And then I go, okay, thanks, Ted. And he goes, it's my birthday.

And you're like, what? And I'm like, what? And he goes, nothing. And I leave. And he goes to himself, and many more. And then it pays off in the end it pays off in the end when judy's like when judy goes and tells kelso about cox actually not making a mistake and the hospital won't get sued right and he's like now get out of here because he's pissed that he can't berate cox and you know make cox feel low it's like get out of here because I'm about to make somebody hurt.

Yeah. And here comes Ted with his cupcake. Yeah. For his birthday. He's got a cupcake with a candle in it that he's lit for himself. He's like, you mind if I sit down, sir? You mind if I sit down? And then Kelsey's like, yes, please. By all means.

That's so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd? Rest in peace. Sam Lloyd, amazing. Rest in peace, Sam Lloyd. So amazing on this show. By the way, speaking? Rest in peace. Sam Lloyd, amazing. Rest in peace, Sam Lloyd. So amazing on this show. Speaking of rest in peace, I got to mention that beautiful woman from Glee who they found today. Naya Rivera, yeah.

Naya Rivera? Yeah, they found her. They found a body. TMZ says it's her, but they haven't. That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people are just dying in the most horrible ways it feels like lately Yeah And I don't know

I thought that I never met her in real life But man she was so talented And out on a boat with her kid I mean fucking hell Yeah It's really crazy Kelly Preston Kelly Preston.

Kelly Preston, rest in peace. Yeah, crazy. And you guys, Russell Westbrook was just tested positive for COVID-19. Wow. Who's that? I'm sorry. So Russell Westbrook is one of the NBA's elite players. He's the only NBA player since Oscar Robertson to average a triple-double for an entire season.

He's done it for a couple of seasons, and he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy. So the basketball season is not going to really be able to happen, right? They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen, if all of these other things... Golf is different. Golf golf you're out on your own these guys are going to be bumping up each against each other yeah but if you can can that's

the whole thing if you can contain the virus in that bubble and it not blow up in that bubble you can then have a season the problem you would do it if i could say if you could safely tell me that everyone is being tested going into this bubble, yeah, I would do it. That's like going and doing a movie right now. If they can assure you. They're not going to be able to. I totally agree. But if they could assure you we'll have everybody, crew included, and food being made within everything catering everything no one leaves this bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly then it all takes is one person

to go make that mistake yeah beard for says in the background in this episode yeah good to see mick head is in this episode mick head is one of the guys ogling Sarah Chalk. Yes, at the end of the episode. Yeah, lots of men are. What about when Todd is playing the bongos on Dr. Amato's head? That's funny. Yeah, that is very funny. How about, would you say Dr. Amato?

Dr. Amato, yeah. What did you say before that? But you say something real. Oh, I don't know what he got to, Dr. Amato. Yeah. By the way, they couldn't have found a shorter actor. And so there's, there's all this like creative camera work to try and make him seem shorter

than he actually is. Yeah. I mean, the guy did a great job, but I don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person. Yeah. There's one shot where at the end, it's definitely a camera up high on a high angle looking down at him and then a camera on a low angle looking yeah they had to accentuate it to make it i mean he's short he's a short man but i mean they tried to make him hobbit short though yeah they tried to they tried to do some hobbit shit right yeah where they like cheated this the size of them yeah

that's funny when she, Elliot's talking about, you know, when she gets into, she says, I'm Elliot Reed Tramp. She starts getting into it. She's like, I told the,

I told her the only two sexual positions I know. And then I just started naming bugs. Yeah. And then she goes, the thing is, she said she already tried stink bug. That was funny. Um,

we should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been playing now that Joelle brought to our attention. I brought it to your attention. Well, Joelle brought it to your attention. No, she didn't. I just liked it. Oh. I just put a heart on it. I saw it on Twitter.

It was amazing. That's pretty cool. You already said quite a few things from the – I was on time. Are you playing the game as we go? No, but I looked at it and I was things from the, I was on time. Are you playing the game? No, but I looked at it. I was like, wow, this is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem to do in every episode or almost every episode enough so that somebody can play a game of bingo. Right.

I don't have it in front of me. What were some of the things? Well, you saying that's funny. Have I said that so far? You said that several times so far. Okay. Me being late. Me saying, you know what I mean?

Us arguing. Us arguing. Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. What was some of the other ones? You singing. Me singing. Yeah.

Oh, I think it's when Joelle or Dan speaks. Both have happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we got everyone covered. Joelle, what are some of the other ones? Do you have it up in front of you? I was trying to look for it so we could give credit. It was on Twitter.

Yeah, someone made a fake doctor's real friends bingo card. If I can find it. Hey, by the way, I was thinking, you know, now that Europe has really conquered this, we could go tour, do this show and tour it across Europe. That's if they'll let us in. Oh, that's right. We're not allowed in. We have to sneak in. We're allowed in the UK.

We could just tour the UK. Oh, man. Imagine Europe starts letting us in again. Because this country, I'm sorry, we are so fucked with this virus right now. And it's not getting any better. So I thought you and I should go on a European tour. And we're going to tour fake doctors, real friends around.

We're going to bring Joelle and Daniel. We're going to get a big-ass tour bus. And we're going to make the fake doctors, real friends express. Wow. Let's fucking do it it could be like a national lampoons European tour yeah we're going to go on all the adventures we're going to do this show live in front of people they're going to come to the theater

I mean you know I'm not talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in Europe anyway but I'm saying like soon alright I'm down for that we started talking about touring recently, so maybe that's where we start. I just think I'm tired of being in my house, and I know you are too.

And what if there was a way, once Europe allows American citizens back in, how embarrassing is that sentence? Do you know, I think I read online, there's like only 20 or 25 countries that US citizens are currently allowed into. Okay. Fucking, what a laughingstock we are.

You know, I read another article where it said Florida is the fourth highest country. Not fourth highest country, but it's the fourth highest in all of the world, countries included, COVID. It goes something like Germany, another country, the United States of America, and then Florida. Yeah, DeSantis. Nailed it.

Nailed it, DeSantis. Let's do a real quick pickup here with the fake Dr. Jill friends bingo. Okay okay so the person who created it is on twitter as at brown underscore bear underscore moby m-o-b-e oh brown bear moby yeah some of the other topics that would have you've been able to put on your thing today is um donald does an obra impression no we haven't gotten there yet, but he's going to do it when we have the guests, so you would have had that one. What else?

Ask Bill. Star Wars talk. Oh, my God. Star Wars talk. What else? Ringtone reference. Willie talk. We haven't.

Oh, yeah, we did Willie talk. A little bit of Willie talk. We haven't done a ringtone reference. Get your ringtones. Another one. Another one. An essential workers shout out. little willy talk uh we haven't done a ringtone reference get your ringtones another one another one uh an essential workers shout out we haven't done that yet we will haven't done that yet that's at the end of the show and uh someone talks about wanting a hug we haven't done that yet either i do want to hug you donald so there you go

wow listen whoever uh brown bear uh moby you did a good job because everybody would have had a full bingo card. So you guys go get your fake doctor. Maybe we should put that up on the, maybe put a link to it, Joelle. Where can you put it? That's a good idea. Maybe we can make, since we've got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah, merch. And it's coming soon, people.

So just hang on, hang in there. Yeah. Maybe that's how we do it. If you can get your bingo card into Joel, the first one, how do we do that? Where we play a big-ass bingo game, and if we fulfill your card, we should start. your card, we should start. There's got to be a way to do it where we hand out bingo cards via either email or a website where you sign up and you get a bingo card. Oh, that sounds like so much work.

How about we just put this dude's bingo card like on a t-shirt? Because it's the same bingo. Well, that's fine too, but it's the same bingo card though. I know, but people aren't going to really play. It's just the inside joke of it all. Who doesn't want to fucking play bingo? You think people are going to be like, okay, the show's starting. Let me get my card out. No, it's not going to happen. It's just the inside joke of it all. Who doesn't want to fucking play bingo? You think people are going to be like, okay, the show's starting. Let me get my card out.

No, it's not going to happen. It's just a joke. They were getting the booze out when the show started. Yeah, but they said, like, someone told me. I read on one of the comments was, good thing this isn't a drinking game because we'd all be shit-faced. I was going to say, so you guys do have, from our kombucha friends, GT's Kombucha, they are offering to send free kombucha to a fan. So we can either do it through a fan call

or if you guys want to award Mr. Brown Bear, I can reach out to him and say, thank you for the bingo card. Yes. That's a good idea. I discovered a new flavor of GT's Kombucha. What? Gingerberry.

Oh. Gingerberry. It is good. You know, I went to Air one the the health food store here and i didn't know that there were like so many flavors of gt's kombucha i just know the ones they sent us you know there's like there's so many flavors they had a whole refrigerator rack it was like let me tell you something ginger berry tastes good hold on one second i'll be right back he's probably going to get it. So that's a good idea, Joelle. We could, I think we give

a prize to a fan, a deserving fan of the week. I love that. We can do one of the month. Okay, because we're not going to get it that much of the month. So this month's prize will go to

Brown Bear Moby. Yeah, M-O-B-E. For his genius fake doctor's real friends bingo card. Thank you. Yeah, I'll hit him up on Twitter now, and I'll let GTs know we picked a winner. Donald, while you were away, we decided that we were going to give our monthly GTs prize to the creator of the bingo card. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Are you okay with that? You're the co-host. You're the co-creator of the show. Are you okay with that? I'm fine with that. There you go. So if you have interesting ideas for our show and you want us to – Or merch ideas.

Or merch ideas and you want to give them to us, you won't be just giving them to us. You will receive a gift from us. You might receive something as dope as a GT's Kombucha care package. Let me tell you something right now. I drink it every day. I'm out.

I'm out of my last shipment. No, I go to the store and buy it now. Oh, yeah, now I'm going to have to go buy it too. Now I'm going to I'm out of my last shipment. No, I go to the store and buy it now. Oh, yeah. Now I'm going to go buy it, too. Now I'm going to have to go do what you're supposed to do and go buy it. It's delicious, man. It really is good. I drink when I'm working out.

I drink it when I'm just chilling out in the house. Mm-hmm. You know. Mm-hmm. My wife's like, would you like another GT's kombucha? And I look at her and I go, another one. Another one. But you remember, you're only supposed to have three a day, Donald.

That's what GT himself told us. That's right. Another one. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine. Hosted by me, Danielle Robay.

And me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side.

All that sitting and swiping, our backs hurt, our eyeballs sting. That's our bodies adapting to our technology. But we can do something about it. We saw amazing effects. I really felt like the cloud in my brain kind of dissipated. There's no turning back for me. Make 2024 the year you put your health before your inbox and take the Body Electric Challenge. Listen to Body Electric from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty.

You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. Probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer, to a certain extent, is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is.

And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, my name's Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose.

I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station, playing Oscar Grant, which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it, and I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest.

It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. People give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, Jamie Salinger. Hi, Jamie. How do you say your name?

Salinger. Salinger. Salinger. Jamie Salinger. And there's the last thing for your bingo card, Donald doing Oprah voice. How's it going? Hi, Jamie. How are you?

How are you? Good. Good to see you. Welcome to Fake Doctors Real Friends with Donald Faison, Zach Braff, Daniel Goodman, and Joelle Monique. Where are you calling from, Jamie? Toronto. Toronto.

Oh, she got her championship t-shirt on, y'all. She's flashing her Toronto Raptors championship T-shirt. Too bad they lost your boy last year when they lost Kawhi Leonard. We're still good. Yeah, you guys are still really good. Not only are you – I'm going to be honest with you. I thought you guys were going to be – I thought you guys were going to suck this year. But Pascal Suyakam, holy shit, he can play ball. Your point guard, which is –

Mike Jeminski. Mike Jeminski. No, it's not Mike Jeminski. I forget his name. He has a very unique name. It's like – Otis Birdsong? No, it's not Otis Birdsong.

Anyway, he stepped up. He's now averaging 16 points a game. You guys got a little bit of a crew over there. Jamie, Donald said that he wanted to live in Toronto if he could live anywhere. I know. I love that. I was so excited. You should.

I love that city. Yeah. It's my kind of town, you know what I mean? What's a good – do you have a favorite bar, Jamie, that Donald and I should go to when we're in Toronto? In the T-Dot? When we're in the six? Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best.

Okay. What's your favorite restaurant we should go to? Is there a restaurant that you should recommend? Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope because it's not American food. It's not American food. It's not Americanized. So it's not like you go and get Italian-American food or you go get Ethiopian-American food. You actually go get food from the culture.

So Italian is actually the people that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. They're from Italy and have moved to Little Italy in Toronto. So everything is very authentic when it comes to food. That sounds good. I just thought JB might be like, oh my god, you have to try such and such. Imagine she's like,

In-N-Out is an amazing burger. Like I say, if you come to Los Angeles, you have to try Salt's Cure. It's like the best restaurant in town. Isn't that that restaurant that you own? Yeah, but it's good. I love that place, Salt's Cure. They do have the best restaurant in town. Isn't that that restaurant that you own? Yeah, but it's good. I love that place, Salt's Cure. They do have a great brunch, I got to tell you.

Salt's Cure does have a great brunch. I know. Jamie, sorry, this episode that you just joined has really gone off the rails today. It's all over the place, but it will always be remembered as a crazy one. Do you have a question for Oprah over here? Yes, I do. You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you so i'm wondering when you had to do um the episode where you were speaking in spanish how did that go for you i don't remember to be honest with you but i imagine

i uh judy was hanging out around the set to make sure i said my lines correctly if i if i remember correct i remember i believe that was the case but i didn't have to speak a lot of spanish i had to speak very little spanish i think turk spoke poor spanish as a matter of fact didn't he or yeah learning it so he could talk to uh carla's brother who spoke spanish and he kept messing up anyway oh i forgot about your whole nemesis that was her Learning it so he could talk to Carla's brother who spoke Spanish, and he kept messing up. Anyway. Oh, I forgot about your whole nemesis that was her brother.

Yeah. I'm going to keep it 100 with you, Jamie. I'm sure they fed me lines off camera, and that's how I was able to do it. Donald's very good at mimicking, Jamie. So he can mimic things really, really well. So I'm sure that someone was probably just saying it, and he was just to do. Donald's very good at mimicking, Jamie. So he can mimic things really, really well. So I'm sure that someone was probably just saying it and he was just copying it. Listen, if you can make, if it's going to make my performance better,

I have no problems with line readings. But if it's not going to make my performance better, please don't do it. This wouldn't really be a line reading if someone just sang repeat after me. Sure, if somebody was like, say it like this, ¿Qué hora es? You know what I mean? Okay, ¿Qué hora es?

That's a line reading. That was perfect. I said it just like I said it. Yeah, good job. What else, Jamie? Do you have another question? Do you have a question for Zach Braff? Yes, I do. I'm wondering because when I would watch it back I swear my thinking was in your voiceover yeah i'm

wondering um because you haven't really talked about the voiceover work so what was that process like that's a good question no one has asked nobody's ever asked that by the way jamie kudos to you because after after 20 years of being on the show donald and i pretty much know the the 20 questions we're going to get asked. And you have gone outside the box. No one has ever asked me the voiceover process. On set, because we had to time out, you know, a lot of times our movement around there would be timed out for how long my voiceover was. So in the rehearsal, I would read it just so everyone could get a sense of its place in the scene.

And then while we were doing the scene, my stand-in, whose name was Scott Rabideau, would read it. So if we're in the middle of a scene and you kind of, you know, we all had to pause for the voiceover, Scott Rabideau would be off camera reading the voiceover. And then at a certain point in the week, I'd find a time to go down. And then at a certain point in the week, I'd find a time to go down there. They built a sound booth studio into the hospital. And I would go down into the sound booth and record all my voiceovers for the episode. And I'd go into the booth and I'd kind of read each one three or four times, kind of trying different ways of doing it, trying different speeds of doing them.

And those are what they'd use for editing. Then there were times Bill would come, hey, will you come in here? I want you to redo this one for this reason. Or hey, will you come into the edit room? I rewrote this one. Or hey, you got to do this one way faster. And we'd tweak it as we went along. But just so the editors had something to work with, I would go in and kind of lay them all down. And that's how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably only sound engineers would notice is there was a different microphone used for the boom mic that was recording the actors on set versus a sort of more voiceover style microphone for the voiceovers. And they always added a tiny bit of little reverb, a tiny bit of little echo to the voiceovers so that if it was ever unclear, the audience in their head could distinguish between a voiceover and JD really talking, which would only happen sometimes if you were like, if I was off camera, you'd be like, wait, is JD saying that out loud or is that a voiceover? So they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover that not everyone notices.

That's great. Do you have another question? We'll give you another one. Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you really set the bar high. I guess, what is a scene that you can remember that was just so funny you guys could barely get through it? Singing guy love to each other. Singing guy love. When he holds up his fist and I say, you're the only man that's ever been inside of me.

And you grab my fist? Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And then Dallin goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just took out his appendix. There's no need to clarify. And he goes, oh, no. No, no.

You go like this. You go, oh, no. Oh, no. I feel like we should clarify. There's no need to clarify. Oh no. Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend.

But in a totally manly way. Let's go. What I love about the let's go was, the let's go was let's go to the end of the bed and sing the rest of the song. let's go was let's go to the end of the bed and sing the rest of the song. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go to the let's walk two feet to the right and sing the rest of this song.

Let's go. It's. Anyway. Guy love. Compromise. The feeling of some other guy. Holding up your heart into the sky I'll be there to share through all

the lows I'll be there to share the highs do your dear Michael Jackson thing and when I say I love you Turk it's not what it implies. It's guy love between two guys. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That sounds like Phantom of the Opera. But that's what it does. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Anyway, look at that, Jamie. You got us to sing, Guy Love. I love that. That was awesome.

I wish I could send you GT's kombucha, but Joelle already gave it away. We only get a monthly supply. Definitely my fault. We only get one pallet a month to give away. Joelle, we're going to need more gifts to give to people because you've got me on this. You know, on real radio shows, they always give away. You're in a giving mood right now, dude. Well, listen, you know, on a real radio show, they're always giving away shit.

I got two tickets to see Steely Dan, whatever it is. Like, I really want to give shit. Steely Dan. That's the first thing that came to my mind. I want to give shit away. Baby Face. Okay. Live at the Palladium.

Doing all the hits. I'll buy your clothes. Is that a Baby Face song? I'll buy your clothes. Is that a Babyface song? I'll pay your rent. I'll make your dinner for you. As soon as I get home from work, I'll... That's the song,

I'll pay your rent. Dude, Babyface could write songs about anything. He wrote a song called Shoop, and the whole song is Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop-a-do. Shoop, Shoop, Shoop-a-do. Shoop, Shoop, Shoop-a-do.

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And people like the show? This shit was the number one hit. This shit was number one. It was one of Whitney Houston's biggest hits. Wait, didn't we go to Babyface's house once? Yeah, yes, that's right. And all I remember was there was- Halloween party at the freaking, whatchamacallit,

at the- Playboy Mansion. At the Playboy Mansion. And we went with my old manager, Evan Haney. We went with Babyface's wife at the time. Right. And we went to Babyface's house. And we went to-

I remember us walking in and being like, holy shit. There was a guard gate. I remember that house had its own guard gate. It looked like he had- I thought that was baller. I was like, one day I need my own guard gate. It looked like he had. I thought that was baller. I was like, one day I need my own guard gate. But the property was huge. It was like he had tennis courts.

He had a big ass field. Yeah. Baby Face did well for himself. You think? Is he still with that woman who was your manager, ex-manager? No, they broke up. Oh, so she got half. Her name was Tracy.

She probably got the guard gate. She probably got the guard gate. She probably got the guard gate. She's done very well for herself. She's a movie producer. She's managed quite a few actors. Anyway, I've seen the house that Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop got, and it was dope. Well, I think that was the one that Boyz II Men got him. Because, you know, Babyface wrote, he wrote,

End of the road. Still I can't let go. It's so natural. You belong to me. I belong to you. I feel like I could have been in Boyz II Men. No. No, I could have been.

No. Because I can sing falsetto really well. I could have been the guy who always does falsetto. No. Don't they need a guy who always sings falsetto? Do you remember that time we met Neo? Who's Neo? Oh, boy.

Oh, no. You're breaking my heart now, man. Is he someone in Boyz II Men? No, he's not someone in Boyz II Men, but we were in Vegas. Now, at that time, Patrick came to Vegas to meet us in Vegas, and his wife threw up all over the place, and they had to leave in the middle of the show. Yeah, in the middle of the show.

Right, but we introduced Neo. Yeah, I don't know who it is. I know we introduced Neo Yeah I don't know who it is I know we introduced him I don't know his music He wrote So sick of love songs So sad and slow I know that Why can't I turn off the radio

I remember that we were at this club And they said Would you guys want to come Introduce Neo And at first we were like No no no Thank you We're just here to have fun

But that's very sweet of you Thank you Then we got hammered And they were like Do you want to introduce Neo We were like Yes we, no, no. Thank you. We're just here to have fun. But that's very sweet of you to ask. Thank you. Then we got hammered. And they were like, do you want to introduce Neo? We were like, yes, we do. Fuck yeah, we do. And we were like on stage being like, yeah. There was a pole on stage.

And we jumped on the pole like we were strippers. There was a stripper pole. And we were like sliding around the pole. And then we were like. And I was like, in my head, I had no idea who Neo was. But I'm like, y'all ready for Neo? He sings that song with Pitbull. What's the big song?

Excuse me, excuse me. I might, I should. Tonight, I might not see tomorrow. Tonight, I'm there for you. Tonight, I'm in love for you tonight. I'm in love for you. We might not know. That one.

We might not see tomorrow. Let's do it tonight. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Joelle looks like she's about to light a lighter and hold it in the sky right now. I'm here for it. Let's do it tonight. No? Okay. Donald, you should put out an album. That looks like she's about to light a lighter and hold it in the sky right now. I'm here for it. Let's do it tonight. No?

Okay. Donald, you should put out an album. I am. I'm going to put out greatest hits. And it's only going to be the first five lines of every song that I know. I feel like, I'm not lying, if I wasn't your best friend and just knew you, I would buy the Donald Faison cover tracks album. But it would only be five lines. It would be like,

Tonight, I'm in love for you tonight. Although we've come to the end of the, blame it on the night. Oh, when you are here in my arms. Something like that. I need a nap after this episode. I know, man. This is what I mean, y'all.

He goes hard and then he's going to get woozy and need a nap. I'm woozy. I'm woozy, yo. Do you guys have any more questions or things for Jamie? That would be a good, by the way, that would be another one. That would be a good notification. I'm woozy would be another one. That would be a good notification. I'm woozy. I'm woozy, yo.

Another one. Another one. I'm woozy. I would so love my notification whenever I got a text to be like, I'm woozy. Jamie, we loved having you on our show. Jamie, it was a pleasure. Jamie, you really represented Toronto and Canada well. She's from the TDOT.

Give it up for the TDOT, y'all. And thank you for coming on. Thunders of applause for the six. Give her some thunders of applause. Oh, look at that. She got a Garden State. Oh, thank you. Jamie's representing, holding up her Garden State DVD.

Thank you, Jamie. That's a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but he didn't read it. As many of you know, he couldn't find time to read it. Well, listen, I have seen the movie several times now. Yes. To make up for it, I've seen the movie several times. Did you know, Jamie, I once flew

to London to watch Zach perform in a play? Yes, at the Duke of York's Theater in the West End. I paid my own ticket money to fly to London and watch Zach Bradford. Dude, I feel like we did the show already. I know we did, but this episode was...

I'm sorry to the audience. We started at 11. I had a Red Bull. I can't... Donald must be drinking. I don't know what happened today. I'm not drinking. I am on my Joe Rogan pill, though.

Oh, God. And I want you to know something, that if this episode is 11 minutes long, it's because we had to edit a lot of shit out of it. So I apologize. Yeah, we talked about a lot of things that we want you to hear, but we're just ashamed. We're not ashamed, but we're scared that you're going to shame us for it.

And that's the last thing anybody ever wants to be ashamed. No, we don't want to be shamed. So if you're wondering yourself, hey, I'm about to go on a jog, why is this episode 11 minutes long? It's because Donald needed to be censored. At the end of the road. i could be in that band dude i feel fucking dude i would love to have seen boys to men it would imagine the four four of them and then you singing with them well i did a voice to monoro with charlie remember that's how we met

absolutely but i would that's not how you met but i would love to have seen you be in the boys to men band back in the day. It's like that one black guy that's in all the white bands. You know, there's the white bands. To make it so that it works. Just so we can have it so that not only white people listen to our music. Let's put a brother in the band. Do you remember the Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the fifth Beatle?

Yeah. She loves you, man. She's got a ticket to ride, and the bitch don't care, man. Help me, man. If you've never seen the sketch where Eddie Murphy was the fifth Beatle on SNL, please go watch it.

That shit's hilarious. That's one of the fun... He had some funny. Listen. I wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy, Donald. Can we make that happen? Why can't he be our friend? If I could put him in a movie, if I could just get to work with him as a director, actor.

That's how it would start, right? Maybe we could be friends with him. That's what you do. There's not really a part for him. No, there's not really a part for Eddie in this new one. Right? I am writing. really a part for eddie in this new one right i am writing by the way i i just wrote before this podcast a letter to a thespian who i would love to be in my movie who's one of your favorites

that's all i'm going to say i can't i can't say more but i'm going to off the air tell you don't guess but i'm going to off the air tell you who it is and i hope this is i'm putting out into the universe now you fans you listeners you friends of ours will be the first to know if he says yes leo no it's not leo although we everybody knows about your leo crush buddy it's okay i do love me some leo man i know i know come on man there's nobody better i feel like you want i feel like you want to hide the people leo no no i don't want to. Come on, man. Come on, man. No, the dude's

fucking amazing, though. I know he's amazing, but you talk about him a lot. It's like, are you trying to hide the peep? There are certain people on this planet. Are you trying to dock? No, I'm not trying to dock. If you had to dock, would you dock Leo? if someone put a gun to your head and say doc someone now i doc you dude oh thank you five six seven eight about a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said he's got stories that we all should know.

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