Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 211: My Sex Buddy

Episode Date: August 11, 2020

On this week episode, JD and Elliot test their relationship as they attempt to be friends with benefits. In the real world, Zach and Donald are delighted to learn GQ UK think they're #2. An essential worker gets a special gift from GT's Kombucha! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people, like jazz bassist Christian McBride. Jazz is based on improvisation, Actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people, like jazz bassist Christian McBride. Jazz is based on improvisation, but there's very much a form to it. You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes. So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say,

okay, talk about this. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning. America's favorite fake doctor. You talking about yourself again, man? Oh, look at you. How are you? We're a hit.

I got to tell you something. Before you even say a word, I'm going to put you in a good mood. Guess what GQ Magazine UK says is the second best podcast of the year. What's that? Us, mofo. What's the first? I don't know. I just clicked on it.

The first one is one called Popcast. Have you heard of that, guys? See, you know what? If we ain't number one, then we ain't doing shit, dog. Oh, shut up. We ain't doing shit if we ain't number one. They got 33 listed here, bro. The people of the United Kingdom like us. I love the people of the United Kingdom. Listen, want to hear what they said about us?

Sure, go ahead. Following in the wake of successful podcast launches from fellow former TV stars at Sopranos and The Office, that's bullshit. We were right before The Sopranos, I think. Anyway. Oh! Shots fired! I know. I actually don't want shots fired at The Sopranos, I think. Anyway. Shots fired!

I know, I actually don't want shots fired at The Sopranos, guys. Zach, Braff, and Donald Faison have launched a podcast recapping the show that made them famous, the 2000s medical sitcom Scrubs. Braff and Faison met at the table read for the series, which ran for nine series.

They say series there instead of seasons. Got it. And still has a devoted cult audience. That's you guys listening. Thank you. Ten years after its finale and have been best friends ever since. Braff hosted Faison's wedding in his back garden. I would have said yard.

Again, British people. Okay, got it. Naturally, their rapport as podcast hosts is second to none. Donald, it's second to none. So then why are we number two? Because they're not judging solely rapport. They're judging podcasts as a whole on earth this year. If the list were best rapport, we'd be number one.

Number one. Yeah. Natural. I'm going to read that sentence again. GQ, make that list, please. Yes. Listen. Ready?

I'm going to read that sentence again because it's a delightful one. Naturally, their rapport as podcast hosts is second to none, and each episode gives listeners a window into a showbiz friendship, as well as behind-the-scenes anecdotes about the show. The guest roster has thus far been excellent, with Bill Lawrence, John McGinley, Sarah Chalkburn, and Frasier all popping in over the course of the run. Charming trips down memory lane aside, they also deal with some of the slightly more awkward results

of looking back at an old show in 2020, having frank conversations about episodes that feature blackface and racist and sexist jokes. Well, they didn't have to end on that sentence, for God's sake. Anyway, the point is that we're a big hit. GQ is a fancy magazine, and they like us. I've heard of them, man. They're freaking, they do great articles, right?

You know what it stands for? What? Gentlemen's Quarterly. Gentlemen's Quarterly. So it's not for the ladies? No, ladies are allowed to look at it, but I think it's intended for the well-dressed gentlemen. Oh, okay.

You're allowed to read Cosmo, but you probably won't. I've never, yeah, I know. Have allowed to read cosmo but you probably won't i've never yeah i know have you ever read a cosmo no i've drank one though how you doing friend i'm well friend how are you i'm good yeah i don't know yeah i'm just just chilling just just getting by day by day, babe. All right. Tell me about your weekend. What happened? What kind of festivities?

What did we do this weekend? Your kids are into golf. The kids are getting good at golf. Right. So we went and played golf. It's your dream come true. If my dream could really come true, I could get a golf simulator in my house. How much is a golf simulator?

They're so expensive, and it's like but this is the new video game right this is the new video game if you can somehow figure out a way to make a video game that's so active that you do work up a sweat i feel like you know i've seen all of these things with like the there's this one thing where you put your iPhone on a plank board and then you plank and but if you, but they put puzzles on the iPhone so you kind of try, you have to try to make an object travel through the

maze or something like that while you plank. So it works. I didn't know what, well, you gotta buy it. But so it's like you're doing it and your obliques and everything are getting worked. And golf simulators are similar to that because it's almost like, all right, look, not everybody's going out as much anymore, right?

Especially to like the gym. That doesn't really, I don't foresee myself doing that. You know, I have my backyard. Playing golf is great. My kids are now into golf, but I can't take them to play 18 yet because they're, one, way too tiny. Two, the people behind us would be pissed off. So a simulator would be great because it looks like a video game. They put up targets.

You get a big screen. So you get VR goggles? You don't need VR goggles. But it would be cool if golf, if this thing you're talking about, entered the world of VR and you could look around and stuff and play golf. That would be amazing. It's just that equilibrium would fuck kids up and grownups up too, like walking into walls, breaking furniture with your club because you don't know where you are. All of these things come into play. Okay. because you don't know where you are.

All of these things come into play. Okay. But with, uh, I feel like this is the conversation you're, you're repeating the conversation that you said to your wife to present to her the idea why you guys need a golf simulator. Right. And she said,

no, I'm trying to, because I feel like these, I feel like these talking coins have been used before. Right. But it's perfect. Kids can work up a sweat. Right.

And so my kids, we saw a commercial for one on television, and my kids were like, ooh, that looks like fun. And I was like, oh, does it look like fun? And I tried my hardest to pitch it to my wife, and she was like, well, how much does it cost? And I looked at the price, and she was like, yeah, that's not happening. Well, first of all, isn't it good, though, in COVID times

when you can't really do anything? I've seen you hitting balls with the kids on your Instagram. And so at least you have something. If you got this, you'd now have officially nothing to leave the house for. At least now you have the thing where you can take the kids to the course, right? Yeah, but you only get like an hour really with them outside. Also, there's a bunch of – so to get good at golf, you need to practice. That's just how it is.

And being outside right now is a great thing. I can't keep my kids on a golf course for, you know, four or five hours. They just don't have it in them. I thought you said that Rocco does nine holes. He does. We do that in about an hour and a half to two hours. After that, by the ninth hole i'm surprised he can do it i mean i would think he'd get he loves it he loves golf man he

loves it and he can like play like he can like let's be honest he can hit the ball right and sometimes he hits the ball and i'm like holy shit he's gonna be a pro one day. And then sometimes he hits the ball, and I'm like, okay, he's only six. You know what I mean? Right, right, right. But he loves it. He loves playing it. I'm trying to work with him on putting. Like everyone else out there, putting is the hardest thing in the world,

and he struggles with it. I mean, it's just interesting to be like, yo, let's go ride bikes. No, I don't want to ride bikes. Okay. Let's go play nine holes. Okay. And he jumps. Like I can name so many other things to go outside and do.

Well, he's your mini me. You've successfully built your mini me. He's like, dad, let's talk about Star Wars, play video games, and then go play golf. No. Yeah. I mean, he's not into Star Wars as much as he should be. You're still finding ways to be disappointed. You know, but right now he's really into Minecraft.

And that, you know, that and because of Minecraft, he's now into coding. And he wants to learn how to code so he can create his own video game. That's amazing. I love it. Are there things for kids to learn how to do that? Dan's nodding yes. He's at the perfect age. Dan, what does he get for a six-year-old? Well, he's at the perfect there things for kids to learn how to do that? Dan's nodding yes. He's at the perfect age. Dan, what does he get for a six-year-old?

Well, he's at the perfect age right now for coding. This is when they start introducing it in schools in first grade. And so now that school's going to be at home for a bit, we're looking into software. There must be like a game or an app. There are a bunch of softwares and apps that he can pick up that teach him. Minecraft is actually one of them. I was going to say there's Minecraft-based programming tools that you can learn that show you very simply like here are the connections. It's from A to B and what those connections and like binary switch flipping things.

It's all built into Minecraft. It's really, really cool. Do you remember taking basic in high school? That's the only – that's a programming language, right? That's the only thing I ever did related to that. Was that like DOS and all of that shit? Yeah. It was like learning DOS.

It was like if X, then Y. It was, yeah, it was not, definitely not for me. Right. Well, I mean, if you stuck with it, you were making games by, you'd be making games by now. I'd be. I once played golf with the guy that wrote the script for the Call of Duty game at his country club.

And I was like, holy cow, Call of Duty did this? He's like, yeah, it's a really popular game. Hitman 2 started playing. It's scary. I gotta say, it's so... Why are you being a little puss?

I'm not being a puss. It's just so realistic that I got to be honest. First, I walk into this house, right? Starts off, it's a beach house.

Walk in, there's nobody around. I'm like, I'm still, I'm figuring out how to move around. I'm crouching. I'm walking around. It's beautiful.

The graphics are insane. They say, you might want to shoot out those cameras. I'm like, good idea, computer. Shoot out the cameras. Go in the house. There's dead bodies. Now shoot out those cameras. I'm like, good idea, computer. Shoot out the cameras. Go in the house.

There's dead bodies. Now I'm freaking out. I'm like, oh, shit. There's some dead bodies here. I start walking around the house. You know, it's obviously built to sort of get you the feel of the game. This is exactly the difference between white people and black people when they walk into a house in the movies, man. A black person walks in.

The movie's over. The credits roll. Right then and there. We walk in. Oh, man. A black person walks in. The movie's over. Credits roll. Right then and there. We walk in. Oh, shit. There's dead bodies on the ground. Turn around. I'm leaving.

Credits roll. Credits roll. White person walks in. He's like, oh, shit. Dead bodies. I'm freaking out here. I start looking around the house. Well, I know I'm meant to look around the house.

I'm a hitman, for God's sakes, but I'm a nervous hitman. I decided that my hitman character is a little anxious. Okay. And so I go in the house, I'm looking around

and I'm poking. I find this weapons room, which is exciting, okay? I just load up. I mean, it's unrealistic how many weapons I'm carrying, but I just fill up all my pockets

and everything with every weapon that I can have. And I'm excited. At this point, I'm having fun in the game. Beautiful home. I'm looking around. All of a sudden, the fucking bad guys all come home. Right? And they're like, okay, you need to kill just this one guy.

Don't kill everybody else. Well, I'm trying to hide. I got nowhere to go. I panic.'t kill everybody else. Well, I'm trying to hide. I got nowhere to go. I panic. I kill everybody. And they're like, no, don't kill her. No, they're like, don't kill her. And I was like, well, she came near me. I got all these weapons. I just killed everybody.

Sounds like a fun game. No, we weren't supposed to do that, apparently. I panicked and killed everybody. You make a horrible Hitman. That's probably a good reason not to have all these weapons in your house, because people came back, and I panicked, and I killed everybody. But no, I'm going to practice. I got nervous. I got nervous.

I got to practice. You don't really play video games that much. It's been a long time. You know that. We've had this discussion. But I'm excited about Hitman, too. Beautiful graphics. had this discussion but i'm excited about hitman 2 beautiful graphics i just i just the vision that i have of you is you in your underwear with a j in the ashtray with the freaking xbox remote

controller you don't have on a t-shirt you just have them on tighty whities and you're sitting on your couch playing video games playing yeah and scared to love it and scared by yourself in the dark with your new dog with your puppy and Roscoe sitting next to you. I mean, it's kind of accurate, but it sounds delicious. I might try that tonight. All you need is a big Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and your life is perfect. You're right, man. Not Haagen-Dazs, though.

Ben & Jerry's. That's right. Ben & Jerry's. That's right. Oh, by the way, Ubisoft, they sent me a bunch of games because we were talking about Xbox. What'd they send you? Ubisoft send you games? Ubisoft sent me like-

You know who didn't send me games? Nintendo. You know, I went to bat for Nintendo Switch. You know what they did? Nothing. Well, I don't have the games in front of me, but you'll be- They didn't even send- Is Ubisoft how you say it?

Yes. Yeah, that's right. Ubisoft. You know which guy? Ubisoft, I say it? Yeah, that's right. Ubisoft, I guess, listens to the podcast because they sent me the mother load. Joel, I see your face. I'm just sitting here with my PlayStation ready to go.

Well, they're for Xbox. You need to start talking about your PlayStation. How much you love your PlayStation. I do love it so much. I love all my new Ubisoft games. Hey, should we get into the show? It's a very sexual one. It's about can two people be sex buddies?

Oh, you want to do the recap too, huh? Five, six, seven, eight. Stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved making I said he's got stories That we all should know So gather round to hear our

Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald I wasn't trying to steal your recap thunder, Don. It's all right, dude. You can do the recap. I was just sitting here while I was waiting to get on the podcast thinking, can two, that's the central tenet of, look at that.

He wrote it down on a card. It's like he did homework and shit. God, you're impressive. Not as impressive as you are. That's true because, listen. I've seen you naked Yeah What? You have, I look pretty good naked I think

Actually in this episode you see me naked That's what I'm talking about I'm thin, I'm very thin I don't have any pectoralis majors I was going to say this You're like thin But you hadn't started lifting weights yet. Yeah, I'm more muscular now.

But I'm at least thin, and I have nice areolas. They're not too big. Now, we're going to ask the question. Daniel, Joelle, do you think it's possible? What? Well, you got to ask the question first. Can two people... Yeah, two people can can two human beings

be sex buddies without someone catching feelings and starting to feel more than just casual about it it's impossible joelle you want to you want to take that one it's not possible it's totally possible for the right two people i would say like like 90% of the time someone's going to develop feelings. I would say 99.9% of the time. I wouldn't even give it 10% of a chance of happening, Joelle. It's almost impossible. Let her finish her answer. I'm sorry.

It's like freaking disinfectant. Purell. 99.9% of that bacteria is gone, dude. I'm sorry. It's not happening. I've definitely seen people just have the kind of relationship where they can just get together, high five, and walk away.

And I think that it's awesome. I don't think most people can do it. But I think the two people who understand each other, who are on the same basis, who don't want to be in relationships, but enjoy sexual intercourse, they can do that most people know okay daniel i agree with joelle i mean i think you know nowadays communication is such that people are much more open to the conversation when i think before people would have been like uh maybe straight away from the idea that like well once we're having sex we at least have to talk about it i think you know at this point people are way more open to the conversation of maybe we're not looking for

that kind of thing right now and casual sex is a much more um you know socially acceptable option right but the longer i'm just saying this guys the longer it continues the harder it is for it the lines not to get blurred it's impossible i. I think, yeah, sure, if we did it once or twice and walked away, yeah. And then maybe a month or two later we did it again, yeah, sure. And then, you know, it was like that. But if you're doing it the way they were doing it, there's no way, dude. I agree. I agree.

I think the casual once in a while hookup is not what we're talking about. We're talking about people that are, like, legit only hooking up with each other and trying to keep it just sex. I don't think it's possible. I think someone, one of those two people is going to catch feelings, as the kids say. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.

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Here we go. And go. This episode's called My Sex Buddy, but I really feel like it should be called Blurred Lines. Carla loves the way it makes her feel when her patients like her. She's warned by Kelso that her feelings could impair her judgment. And to check them, J.D. and Elliot are feeling the pressure from work and to alleviate the pressure, they become sex buddies. Turk warns JD that becoming sex buddies with someone leads down the same path for everyone eventually.

The lines get blurred. Nice. Blurred lines. That is true. Well said. It is about, I like how you always tease out the central, the central theme. Well done. Thank you.

Well done. Judy had a big role in this episode. Yes. She, what would you say, what's going on with her? She wants to be the one that gives patients the good news, but she's overstepping her bounds a bit. one that gives patients the good news but she's overstepping her bounds a bit no i would say that the the problem that carla runs into at the hospital this episode is that she's uh she loves being liked by all of her patients um that's her and and it's and it's kind of a mislead in the episode too where you think that the the uh flip is that carla loves to be liked and and and is getting all the love and elliot loves to be liked and and and is getting all the love and Elliot loves to be

liked and isn't getting any love whatsoever but then it turns out that she's been sabot Elliot's been sabotaged but uh Carla uh loves the fact that all of her patients are like you know what do you think and you know they look to her for advice and everything like that because she's liked by them and kelso warns her like look man that's great but your yearning to be loved by everyone can get in the way of you making the right decision so is it right for this dude to go home sure yeah he could totally go home right now but his oxygen level is a little low and that could lead to a problem later on. Are you sure that he should go home even though you want to be like, even though you told him he could go home and you want to be liked by him?

So by, you know, and that, that's a problem, man. That's a problem for anyone. If you want to be liked, you're going to wind up doing things that you don't want. Like helping somebody move or driving them to the airport or doing dumb shit like that. Just because you want to be liked. Kiss my ass, man. Drive your ass to the airport. I don't know where I'm going.

That's how I feel. I don't know where I'm going with this. You don't know how I feel about taking people to the airport, Donald. I'm very against it. I told you how I feel about it. I'm very against it. I told you how I feel about it. I'm very against it. I told you how I feel about it. But I've heard.

No, but sincerely, that's what this is about. It's about Carla trying to, you know, she loves the feeling of, you know, everyone liking her and her being able to give information to people and them taking it, you know, at value. That's great information. Thank you, Carla. Because it's from you, I appreciate it. Well, at 45 seconds in, Elliot mentions that something JD did was very unique. It was some sort of new sexual position that she really, really enjoyed. And then we flash to JD taking copious notes watching Animal Planet.

Right. And Turk enjoying it as well. Yes. Watching with JD and enjoying what they're seeing. And he says, did that monkey just bite that other monkey on the ass? And I go, I don't know, but she seems to like it. And we're nodding, looking at Animal Planet. Yeah.

So I think we can assume that whatever sexual position Elliot was enjoying, it involved some ass play. Yes. Being bit. Ass biting. Ass biting. I meant ass cheek nibbling. Do you?

What do you want to? Don't answer that. It's either going to be do I like to nibble on asses or do I like my ass nibbled on? And I'm not going to answer either one. You don't want to go either way? No. With the conversation? No.

Let's talk about being Wonder Twins. I was realizing that you and I are looking for an entry into this whole superhero world. Why can't we be the Wonder Twins? Because they're lame. Because they're so fucking lame. No. The Wonder Twins are the lamest characters ever pushed on the youth. I disagree.

One can form an animal and the other can form water. And ice things. That's water. What universe were they a part of? It was the Super Friends. Did you used to watch the Super Friends? It was the DC universe, but I don universe but they were they i don't think they were from this planet though they had weird ears joelle can you do a little recon for us on

the origin story of the wonder twins because we bring them up a few times on scrubs i know that i once say form of an ice menorah they're the lamest superheroes ever like it was like yeah they're only good for like putting out fires on the show. No, they would do that. On the show, that's it, dude. Think about it. Look.

What was that show? There's a fire in... Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice. What was that? Justice League. That's the Justice League. The original one.

Yeah. When we were growing up, that's what it was called? The Justice League? No, it was Justice Friends or something like that. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice. Do you remember that? No, it was Justice Friends or something like that. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice. Do you remember that?

Yeah, no, duh. I do remember that. I would like to find that cartoon and watch it again. I need to know what it's called. It's all on iTunes. Okay. You should show that to your kids. That's what I'm going to do.

They're not into that shit. Look, man. First of all, the animation from all of these shows when I was growing up aren't really that dope anymore. I tried to show them G.I. Joe and Transformers. When I was a kid, that shit looked dope. Right. My son's like, why does it look like that? It's not matching, really.

Like, it's unfortunate. Okay, it's Hanna-Barbera. Hanna-Barbera, that's what we were looking for. But that's still in the DC universe. The twins were created by Norman Maurer. The Super Friends series. That's what it was, the Super Friends. Super Friends. Okay.

They were originally called Dick and Jane and their sidekick was Mighty Monkey. Yeah, Mighty Monkey. Well, listen, I think when I have kids, and I'm sure parents listening

have tried this to some success and some not, but I feel like I would like, if I'm going to have to watch my kid watch a cartoon, to pull up some of my favorites

from when I was a kid, like Hanna-Barbera. Oh, I did pull up one. What? What about Flintstones? Can you watch Flintstones with your kids? No, I didn't pull that up. I pulled up Jem. Jetsons?

I pulled up Jem. Do they like Jem? She's truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. They watched it, and they loved it. You know what the thing about Jem is? It's the music, man. It's the music. Because it's made by the same people who created Transformers and G.I. Joe and they loved it. You know what the thing about Jem is? It's the music, man. It's the music.

Because it's made by the same people who created Transformers and G.I. Joe and stuff like that. So it's the same type of animation. But it's music. And the songs in it are freaking banging, dude. Okay. And so I was able to get through like half of season. The seasons are long as can be.

But I was able to get through half of season one one day with the kids. And we didn't watch it. We just kept it on, and the music would play, and then we'd turn and listen to the music and watch the music videos. So both kids liked the songs. Yeah. What about Josie and the Pussycats? Great movie. Great movie.

You know, nobody rocks the mic like DeJure. What about... Right on your motorbikes like DeJure. What about... Ride on your motorbikes with DeJure. I really like the Jetsons. Kicking it in the bins with DeJure. Is that your cameo in... People round the world, they wish they could be friends with DeJure. Don't you guys die or something?

No, we live. What's the movie you're in where you're in a boy band? That would be, see that, I'm sorry to cut you off. This is the last one. I won't do this again. Yeah, I can't fucking see the word in my eyes. That would be a good movie to come out. What? The DuJour reunion.

Backstreet's going on tour. New Edition's going on tour. All these major bands from back in the day are going on tour. DuJour should go on tour and see if they could rekindle the light that they had when they were popping in Riverdale. Who was in your band, DeJure? It was me, Alex Martin, Seth Green, and Breckin Meyer. And Alan Cumming was our manager.

Right. Isn't there something involving a plane crash? There is, but we survived. Oh, you survived. What, did you parachute out or something? No. Alan Cumming and the pilot parachuted out and we crashed. And this is how Josie... We're the reasons why Josie and the Pussycats were found. It's because

of us, du jour. Okay. I did see that one. I gotta rewatch it. Anyway, I was just thinking that we could pitch to DC, Hanna-Barbera, that you and I are the Wonder Twins, but you don't seem for it. If they could figure out a way to make the Wonder Twins dope, I would totally be down.

All right, do you want to be the person who can make an animal or the person who can make ice things? I think the person who can make ice is probably the one that gets to do the dope things, you know what I mean? Yeah, because you can make ice anything. I mean, if it's good ice. Right, right. You can make a fucking ice airplane.

Form of an ice airplane. Right. I mean, unless you know animals from other planets and stuff like that, you can't really, like, what's the biggest animal you can make that you've seen in real life? A whale, but that's not really helpful.

But what are you going to, well, I'd have to be the lake that you swim around. Form of a lake! Yeah, and then I'd be like, shape of a big ass whale. How are we supposed to hurt anybody? And then we just sit and you swim around. That's such a bullshit power.

They're like, help, we need, so and so is invading the bank. We need you guys stat. Okay. Form of a lake. Shape of a killer whale. What the fuck are you going to do? Dude, now you're making. Okay. Form of a lake, shape of a killer whale. What the fuck are you going to do? Dude,

now you're making my argument. Now you're making my argument for me. I know. I'm just, listen, I don't know much about this old superhero world.

I'm just, I happened in this episode to stumble across two superheroes that haven't yet been turned into a movie and I thought it might be our ticket in.

That would be the worst. I could see the audience now. They're making a Wonder Twins movie. Yeah. Listen, the only thing that people go to the movie theaters when not in COVID times to see anymore, let's be honest, is Marvel, okay? And Star Wars. You know, the big epic sweeping movies

that you love to go see. I have a feeling this freaking, and we're getting back on it, this Snyder Cut is going to do. So apparently what I've learned is that the Justice League. You have to give a little bit of intro for people that give zero fucks about this. There was a movie came out and people didn't like it. There was a Justice League movie starring Ben. Actually, I thought it was the best one out of all of the.

Oh, look at Joel's face. Out of all of the the uh oh look at joel's face out of all of the out of all of the hold on out of all of the dc movies that came out other than wonder woman the justice league movie is the better one so and i don't mean i don't mean when i was a kid richard donner superman and i don't mean batman uh begins and i don't mean that stuff i'm talking about with ben affleck i think justice league is one of the better ones anyway so they made a justice league movie and halfway through it snyder has to drop out and he had a family family problem right i don't know i don't know i i don't know all right who took over joss whedon took over okay and the fans don't like joss whedon

everybody loved joss whedon did the first avengers it's okay so then why did they hate joss whedon took over. Okay, and the fans don't like Joss Whedon? Everybody loved Joss Whedon did the first Avengers. It's a great movie. Okay, so then why did they hate Joss Whedon's version? Nobody hated Joss Whedon's version. It was just it came out and Joss Whedon made some corrections and then the movie came out, right? Snyder apparently shot

four hours of a movie and had to back out of it. And when he backed out, they changed the story around and made what we saw in the theaters. So apparently there's like four hours of footage that nobody's ever seen. Oh, so he's going to do that. He can go in there and cut in the story that he wanted to tell

with the special effects that he wanted to use. And they're doing that? Apparently they are. And are you guys all excited about this? Joelle, is this bringing joy to your life? Joelle's not even there. I'm here. Sorry, guys.

My internet is coming in and out. Oh, it'd be funny if Joelle went and did other things, but she put a cardboard cutout. Yeah, it looks like that's what you did, Joelleout. Yeah, that's like, it looks like that's what you did, Joelle. It looks like you were like, these motherfuckers will never know. I'm gonna go do my laundry.

I wish. I think they said they were gonna do something like $20 million to have to redo, like editing special effects. How many movies could you make that i haven't already seen i know people are hyped because they love snyder and that's you know i'm a huge sucker punch stan i will defend that movie it's my hill that i'll die on um you'll die on a sucker punch hill i love sucker punch okay it gives you all the archetypes of the girls.

Yo, dude, it's a lot of hot girls kicking ass, dude. What more do you need from a movie? Who are these hot girls? Who are they? Browning from, hold on. I didn't mean to put you on the spot. All right. Sucker Punch.

I'll watch that. Sucker Punch is great. It's a Snyder film. I get the Zack Snyder love. I just don't think, you know, for as many young people or not even necessarily young, but, like, unknown people trying to make these really great movies. I was a script reader for a while. So I've read, like, a ton of, like, amazing scripts.

I'm like, I really want to see this movie. And they can't get in inchwise. And it's, like, we can make, like, six movies off of the budget we're doing to remake a movie we've already seen. I just feel like the superhero appetite is insatiable on planet Earth. People just can't get enough. Well, think about it. Look at what we, look at, we grew up reading comic books. And imagine if, what we see in this comic book, if I could see this on film film if i could see this in real life i would

this would be amazing i remember when i was a kid looking at comics and being like they're better than the movies because the visual that just the picture that they're showing me alone is way better than the special effects the special effects have surpassed what we visualize in comics now and so all of my fantasies as a youth are now being thrown on screen fuck yeah if superheroes are going to be around for a while man it's what we've been waiting for we've been waiting for this forever and the and the closest thing to it was star wars you know what i mean the special effects has made it so that yo we're going too far for Star Wars now. You know what I mean? We got to scale back now for people to enjoy Star Wars. People on their bingo cards,

make sure you cover Donald talks about Star Wars. Covering Donald talks. It's like announcing a bingo card. B one. It's like Donald talks about Star Wars. Donald talks. All right, let's get back into the episode then.

Wait, I want to give a recommendation for those of you listening who go, oh, fuck, I still don't care about superheroes. I saw a movie called Moon. Just Moon. Sam Rockwell. Really good film. Okay?

So you write that down if you don't want to watch a four-hour DC movie. Moon. And the other show I'm really liking, although I don't know if I'm in the target audience, is Anna Kendrick's show on HBO Max called Love Life. It's a very interesting premise. It just takes, I imagine she just did one season, but it takes a character and it talks about like the 10 significant relationships she had in her life. And each episode is a different one of those.

So one might be a one night stand or one might be a true love, but they're like really, really well done. So those are my two recommendations of the week. Love Life on HBO Max and Moon with Sam Rockwell. Should we get back to the episode? Yeah, because I almost fell asleep.

Oh my God. Jesus. I'm going to do my impression of you and then jack snyder he like out of breath it's not out of breath patting your head with a i got a spit problem motherfucker i got a spit problem okay oh i just thought it's like you start salivating when you think about latex no i i produce a lot of spit in my mouth when i talk i can't maybe there's a pill for that. I don't want it. I was funny when the guy says, we're wondering about circumcision. And JD goes, well, you're a little old.

Let's get into it. Let's talk about that. Cut or uncut? Well, I'm a member of the tribe, so I am cut. It was a part of our rite of passage. I realize that these days there's a lot of people that are against it on all and for it. It's a big debate. No, Carla's not for it.

This was 18 years ago. 19 years ago, people are debating it. I imagine it's less and less popular now. I think the penis looks nice with the anteater cut off, but I guess that's no reason to do it. What do you think?

You're not cut. I am not cut. And your sons aren't cut? My boy is cut. Oh, yes. All my kids are cut except for my oldest son. Now, is that just, obviously, that was an aesthetic choice. It wasn't my choice.

If it were up to me, I would not cut. Okay. We know Daniel's cut because he's a member of the tribe. MOT. Sorry, Dan. Hello. Do you have to be cut to be a member of the tribe? No, but I mean, like, it's...

Have you ever met someone who was a member of the tribe and was not cut? No. If you exist out there, we would love to hear from you. We'll give you a pallet of GT's kombucha. We will give you a pallet of GT's kombucha. If you can prove to us that you are a Jewish...

How are they going to prove to us? That you are a Jewish man and are uncut. I would like to not turn my key for this contest. What? Turn your key, sir. No, I will not turn my key for this contest. What? Turn your key, sir. No, I will not turn my key for this contest. Turn your key, sir.

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Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I guess the big debate, you know, religious customs aside, is that it's just an aesthetic choice. Now, back in the day, it was sort of a health

cleanliness thing, and then it became a tradition for the Jewish people, but people are, I guess, more and more saying why are you doing that to a newborn cleanliness thing and then it became a tradition for the jewish people but people are i guess uh more and more saying why are you doing that to a newborn baby right was that the yeah well there are accidents that can happen i'm sure there are people that have lost you know my very first show i was ever in was a pilot for cbs with gwyneth paltrow it was her first job and my first job and their subplot of it was a horny high school quarterback had to have his botched circumcision fixed. And he couldn't get an erection for seven days.

That was his storyline in the pilot. Holy shit. And his girlfriend was Gwyneth Paltrow. And they – because she was the captain of the cheerleader team and he was the captain of the football team. Wait. You played the captain of the football team? No. I wish. Do you think I was the captain of the cheerleader team and he was the captain of the football team. Wait. You played the captain of the football team? No. I wish.

Do you think I was the captain of the football team? I was just wondering. I was the nerdy freshman. The brother? I was – yeah. I was a brother. Was it Proud Show's little brother? No.

I was brother to like the bad kid who was threatening to kill himself. Got it. Wait. Got it. Wait. Got it. And so in the show, the world of the high school, big pep rally, and the mascot's going to come out,

a two-person mascot, and the captain of the cheerleaders and the captain of the football team are going to jump out of the mascot together. It was us in the costume. But Gwyneth's in the front, and he's in the back, and he's got to bury his face into Gwyneth's in the front, and he's in the back, and he's got to bury his face into Gwyneth's butt.

And he can't keep his shit together because his stitches are going to rip. This show didn't go? No. This show didn't go? It was really good, though. It was really good. Holy shit. It was too controversial even for its day.

I was 14 years old. This was so long ago, and it was so controversial. Wow. It was trying to be really sexy. It was the same year 90210 came out, by the way. And where 90210 was being like the glossy Beverly Hills Rich Kid show, we were trying to be like the edgy, Jersey high school show. And they were way too edgy for CBS, even

at the time. It was great. Good, though. I noticed my peep on the fritz made a little callback. We had a little callback from episode before. Yeah, my peep was on the fritz, and that comes up. And then your pratfall over the couch. That was great, wasn't it? The man does a

nice fall. You do a great pratfall, man. We gotta talk about this every time you do it because ever since the bricks fell on your head and you flinched, you have gone on to become a great pratfaller. Thank you. That's a big comment to me, and I want anyone listening who enjoys my pratfalls

to know that every time my back aches at 45, I think of you all, and hopefully I brought you some humor over the years. How many injuries from Pratt Falls? Just back issues because of hitting walls and falling for nine years. But, you know, I do it for the people, Donald. I'll do anything to make the world laugh. Also, Sarah Chalk, very sexy.

Very sexy and very seductive. Very. Very. Very. Yeah. I mean. I did not know. Listen, man. She says bite me.

Yeah. I did not know. And maybe because I was just focused on myself. But Sarah is. And we talk about this all the time. But Sarah is really good. Elliot Reid is one of my favorite characters in our show now. Like, I look forward to her storylines.

Sarah played them so well. She's so good on this show. Yeah, she really did. She really did. And she's so funny. I agree with you, Donald. I'm looking back. Again, there's a lot of things when you look back at the show and go,

I was so focused on me. I was so, you know – I had blinders on. I wasn't always looking at everyone's character arcs. Now, this many years later, you go back and you watch it and you go – the same reaction. I'm like, wow, Elliot's a really funny character, really interesting, so many different layers. We learned she's a closet Republican. She's a closet Republican. Well, I think Republicans – a lot of Republicans are still closet Republicans.

Like a lot of your friends are Republicans and you don't know that shit. Well, I think Republicans – a lot of Republicans are still closet Republicans. Like a lot of your friends are Republicans and you don't know that shit. Well, I'm sure. They say that's why all the polls were off because people don't want to admit that they voted for Trump. That's real talk, man. That's why the polls are inaccurate. That's one thing Facebook did and Instagram and Twitter did. They exposed all these people who had been keeping their – Republican-ness? their allegiance secret.

And all of a sudden out of nowhere. It's funny. Even 19 years ago, she's like, don't tell anyone I'm a Republican. I say Republicans, stand up. Be proud. Be loud. No. Do your thing.

Maybe find a sane human being to be your candidate, a sane person, and then be loud and proud. But just at least have the guy be a person who has a functioning brain. And for those of you who don't know, Semite is a term for Jewish people, Semitic. Thus, the anti-Semitic would be anti-Jew, so Semite. And he pronounced Yosemite, he was reading a speech off a prompter that I'm sure he had never looked at, as Yo Semite. And trending on Twitter was, Yo Semite! And I thought it was really funny because it's like, yo, yo, yo, my Semites, come here. So that means he's saying, yo, yo, yo, my Jewish people, what's up? No, Twitter turned it into that. It was kind of funny.

But yeah, he said, yo, Semite, instead of Yosemite. But yo, Semite is funny. You know. Like I could say, Dan, yo, Semite. I think that's how all Jewish people should freaking greet each other from here on out. Yo, Semite. Where are my Semites at? Where are my Semites at?

Yo. Can I get in trouble for saying Semite? No. It's not a derogatory term. Okay. But it's just funny that I would like, I mean, if you I if you're a Republican, Republican, everyone do their own thing. I personally think that the president should be able to read. Well, yeah, I I want to take. Yeah, I don't think whatever you whatever you believe, whatever you follow, whatever that's it's all good with me.

As long as you don't disrespect nobody, it just gets to the point where, you know, I just want somebody in there that's for the people, all the people. And I know that's hard to do. And I think we're at a point right now where we have somebody in there that's for a certain amount of people and that's it. You don't be a good ring notification. Yo, Samoyed. No, no. Hey, but speaking of that huge, huge amount of love for the new ringtone that I want to remind you is available to remind you and your friends about how much you love the show.

The hugely popular, what you trying to get into? What you trying to do? I don't know if you saw the remixes, Donald. People are remixing it. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I was hoping for a remix from somebody who was going to remix it dope. Well, I spoke to Andrew Watt. You know who Andrew Watt is, right?

No. Andrew Watt is a very fancy producer. He produces everything from Ozzy to Bieber to Post Malone. He wrote Havana. Right. He wrote Havana. Right. He's huge. I do like that Post Malone. Alright, well he's a huge...

He's one of the biggest producers in music right now. And I'm friends with him. I played it for him and I said, look, I know you write a lot of fire hooks but listen to this Adeyashun song. Bullshit. god and what do you say he said that's fucking fire and and bill and bill was singing it because bill was on the same um call and bill was singing it and then bill was like and and and andrew's like yeah it's hooky i get it i get it so my point is is that i

said to andrew that's what i want you to do next time you have one of these fancy people in your studio he's he's producing miley miley's new album he's producing um that guy what's his name bruno mars yeah he uh he's writing with the stones i don't know how the guy has the bandwidth he's doing like all these big acts anyway i said the next fancy person that's in your studio would you ask them them to lay down a version of what you're trying to get into a day or two? And he said that he would. Bullshit.

So I'm trying to get either Ozzy or Miley or Biebs. I don't like any of those singing that song. Okay, well, who do you want? Sorry, there's a chopper. Incoming! If it were up to me to have anyone sing that song, I would want Lionel Richie to sing it. Well, I don't think he does Lionel Richie, Donald.

Well, if he could get Bieber and all these other motherfuckers on the phone, he could get Lionel Richie on the phone. I'm telling you, he has all these famous people, and you want someone outside of the box. You want, hello. Let me go look and fall. It's not Aaron Neville. It's Lionel Richie.

That's if Aaron Neville's saying hello. Well, that's your impersonation. Well, the only impersonation you can do is Aaron Neville, so I get it. He's singing hello. No, I can do other. I can do Marge Simpson. Let me hear.

Oh, Donald. What? I got to warm up. Hold on. Ho, ho, ho, homie, Homer. Homer. Anyway, I would like Lionel Richie to sing, what you trying to get into?

I dare you, what you trying to do? Either him or Nipsey Russell. Why Nipsey Russell? These are weird. You think that Andrew Watt is producing the new Nipsey Russell. Why Nipsey Russell? These are weird. You think that Andrew Watt is producing the new Nipsey Russell album? This is not the access I have. I love that I bragged to you. I know a very famous music producer

and you're so not impressed. You want someone to find Nipsey Russell and have him do it. I want someone soulful to sing the song. The people that you sang aren't soulful, man. Biebs ain't soulful. Biebs sings freaking pop music. Who are the other people you said? Okay, Post Malone.

If he can get Bruno Mars to do it, I'm cool with that. Bruno Mars, Post Malone. Post Malone ain't soulful. He sings pop songs. Okay, Dua Lipa. I like Dua Lipa. I like that Dua Lipa. She like Dua Lipa. I like that Dua Lipa. She got two songs that contradict each other.

One is talking about Don't Go Out, and the other one is I Should Have Stayed In. Alright, well then I'll cancel the Andrew Watt celebrity... No, no, no, I like Dua Lipa. I like Dua Lipa. Don't Go Out.

I'm going to get whoever I can get, okay? If it ends up being Ozzy, I don't want you to be disappointed. We got Ozzy to sing the song. I like Ozzy. I do like Ozzy. I do like Ozzy. Okay. How about when Kelso calls someone ass face?

Who was it? He calls you ass face. Oh, me. I got to tell you. I know he said this before, but ass face is always funny. Ass before anything is always funny. Yeah, but ass face is a funny thing to call someone. I laughed out loud. So is ass head. Ass hat. Ass face is always funny. Ass before anything is always funny. Yeah, but ass face is a funny thing to call someone. I laughed out loud. So is ass head?

Ass hat? Ass head is funny too, you fucking ass head. Fucking ass hat. Ass hat is funny. Ass backwards. What are you, ass backwards? I go to Kelso, couldn't think of a third one, sir? He goes, that was the third one. Ass face. Funny.

Yeah. Trumpet noise every time we say sex buddies. Right. Yeah. Because J.D. can't believe. He hears trumpets from the heavens. He can't believe. In theory.

Yeah. Sex buddies is a great idea. In theory. It's not sustainable. It's untenable. You just can't do it for a long time. Because someone's going to catch feelings, Donald. Absolutely, man.

Especially if you're doing it all the time. Yes. And especially if you can't have sex regularly and someone is going to catch feelings. Unless it's your profession. Well, maybe prostitutes catch feelings sometimes, too, with a particular John. Remember Pretty Woman?

Or Jane. Remember in Pretty Woman? Well, he caught feelings, too. They both caught feelings, Donald. They both caught feelings. Like I said, it's impossible. It's impossible. I've not all prostitutes like i said it's not it's impossible it's impossible i've never seen on prostitutes he was even paying her but he was

even paying her i'm gonna pay you to not catch feelings here's the money here's i'm gonna give you all this dough i don't want you to catch feelings yeah but she was so charming and beautiful and looked like julia roberts right Right. The real version of that movie is a completely different finding. A prostitute on Hollywood Boulevard. That looks like Julia Roberts. That looks like, come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Okay.

You didn't tell anyone. Oh, that's a Republican thing. What about Sarah's kissing my nipples? I thought that was, I've never seen that on TV. You just wanted to bring up the fact that Sarah kissed your nipples, dude. Well, I was watching this show that's 20 years old, and I just thought, you know, there she is. You've never seen nipple kissing before? I don't know on a primetime network show if I've seen a woman kissing.

Maybe, I don't watch shows like Scandal that are supposed to be like heated I don't know do women kiss that's a good Scott Joel do you watch Scandal or Daniel do you watch Scandal

yeah and Grey's Anatomy all the Shondaland do they lick nipples is there women kissing male nipples on those shows because I found it very provocative

on this one and Sarah is just breastfeeding oh no no she's latching she's latched in this one, and Sarah is just breastfeeding. Oh, no! She's latching. She's latched. We've gone too far! Woo! Okay! No, I don't know, because I don't watch

like steamy, you know, soft porn that women watch like Scandal, and Tony Goldwyn's probably getting his abs licked. I don't know. What's happening? I can't recall a specific nipple mouth insertion scene, but I have definitely

there's a lot of chest kissing. What would you say is the hottest, steamiest show on network these days? It has to be a Shonda Rhimes show. It has to be a Shonda Rhimes show. It has to be. All the beautiful people are on those shows. That's true.

And Shonda likes a steamy, steamy thing, right? It's her thing. Dreamy, steamy, all of that stuff. Yeah, Grey's Anatomy. I remember we were kids and I'd stumble across a soap opera and there'd be a daytime soap opera sex scene. And it was so weird. And it was kind of like, now these are night soaps basically.

Right. And this is how people get all titillated. Yeah. I was like, your anatomy is up there. I was personally titillated by watching Sarah latch, to be honest. I thought it was delightful.

I laughed very hard at my church groups doing a rendition of Rent. That cracked me up for some reason. How do you get around? How does your church group get around so much stuff from that play? Yeah. Yeah. And why of all shows did Nurse Roberts' church group choose Rent? Great music.

Soulful music. No, but they could have chose something a little more churchy, like Jesus Christ Superstar or Joseph. They've probably been doing it for the past 10 years. They were like, we need to switch it up. Yeah. What's the new hot show right now? Let's do Rent.

At 15 minutes and four seconds, there's a janitor who's not the janitor mopping the carpet. And I thought that was funny because, you know, Neil had mentioned that sometimes he would have to be in the background and they would say, just mop. And he'd be like, it's carpeting. But Neil had the power as one of the stars of the show to push back and say, hey, my character wouldn't mop the carpet.

I imagine someone told this background performer, and just go back there and mop. And the guy was like, okay. And if you look, he's just, he's mopping the carpet. Here's the question. When we walk around the carpet area, is there a sloshing noise? No, I'm sure there's no water on his mop. I'm sure it's just a dry mop rubbing on carpeting.

No, but I mean, oh, that would be a funny joke that if when our characters walk through that area, there's... Yeah, that would be funny. But I also want to be like, sir, why are you mopping the carpet? Carla thrown out a window. Carla, Judy doesn't get a lot of stunts. And Judy got a big fantasy here. Yeah, they didn't throw out the window.

Her body didn't make it. No, that was funny. She crashed right into it. That was funny. That's definitely not Judy. No, it's not. Some stunt woman took a fucking big hit on that window. Yeah, they did.

Yeah, she did. And they had to make sure that plexiglass was really reinforced because she bounced back. Very hard. Yeah. I also laughed at, hey, hey, Elliot, what are you doing? Just sitting in the dark crying. So, you know, the usual. Yeah.

Laughed my ass off at that. Yeah. Very funny, man. By the way, I don't know what color. I'm wearing like a blood orange shirt. Did you see the shirt I'm wearing? It's the most random. It's like red, right?

Like out of nowhere. Yeah. I don't know what was happening. Why I or JD or anyone would choose that shirt as a means of seduction. Well, I, you know, red always goes great with seduction. Red is the. On men? Red is like typically the female thing. Like I wear a hot red dress.

I imagine that red is, I thought red was the seduction cover, color. Have you ever tried to seduce Casey by wearing a red outfit? No, I have not. But I have sent her candy in a red box. Right, but my guess is you don't own any. Sent her flowers that were red but my guess is Center of flowers that were red My guess is you don't own any red clothing No I don't Well JD's wearing a fucking

Like fire engine red button down shirt As I look around in my closet Yeah you can look around I do not wear or I do not own a red anything A red sweatshirt But it's like a faded red so it's more of a denim-ish red. I don't know if that exists. This episode, Donald, I was not able to watch

with the original song at the end, which is called Tell Her This. And the episode is severely ruined by not having Del Amitri tell her this. I had some knockoff. We're not allowed to play that song on iTunes. Was it a slow jam or was it... It was, I don't know, no offense

to the artist. It just was wrong for the moment. It wasn't nearly as good as... Oh, I thought the song really... I watched it on Hulu. I wanted it to be different. Tell her not to go. Do you remember that song? No. Well, I'm not allowed to fucking play it for you guys. And I have a very special song to end the show tonight that sort of

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, you know what we should talk about before the... What? While we're waiting? While we're waiting, we should talk about, in the beginning, how, you know, when they ask about the circumcision, the janitor comes up to J.D. and is like, hey, what's going on in there? And JD's like, I really can't talk about it. It's patient-doctor confidentiality. Yeah.

He's like, are you serious right now? He's like, yeah. He's like, you could tell me. He's like, no, I can't. I can't. He's like, but you could. He's like, no, I can't. He said, could, but won't.

Whatever the fucking joke is. Yeah, that's a joke. Just to the end, just for JD to try and get into his fucking locker, but there's now a locker on it, and the janitor comes back and says, I sent you an email with the combination. I didn't get it. He's like, well, can you give it to me? He goes, sorry, janitor locker confidentiality.

Yeah. Very funny. That shit had me rolling. Yeah. That shit had me rolling. Neil can make you laugh with basically three sentences. Yeah, easily. I felt bad for JD at the end.

He really looked sad. He really looked like he's the one who had caught feelings. Well, he should have listened. He should have listened to his friend's advice, man. He should have listened. I know, but he really was starting to fall for her. Well, and he also thought it was going to go the other way. That's the other thing.

He thought it was going to go the other way. He thought he was going to be able to just be okay with it. Hey, Amanda. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Amanda Bundy. Hi, Amanda. There's your official Donald Faison Oprah intro. Amanda Bundick! Yes! How are you, Amanda? Welcome to Fake Doctors.

Where are you? Are you in your closet, too? I am in my closet because I have two really big dogs and a lot of windows. So I'm in my closet trying to keep down the noise a little bit. And I just got off a shift from the volunteer fire department and we had the hurricane came come through and I don't have any Wi-Fi. So I'm on my cell phone. Holy cow. Where are you? In Delaware.

Tell us about being a volunteer fire person. How did you get into that? So I'm a fourth generation firefighter here in Delaware. And Delaware has a ton of volunteer firefighters. It's one of our proudest kind of things that we do. So it's not unusual for families to do it. And I've been a volunteer for 16 years, firefighter and EMT. But my day job is I'm an epidemiologist for the state of Delaware.

Oh, my God. You are an impressive human being. You've got a lot of jobs. God, I got to tell you, I volunteered for my squad, my rescue squad. I was a junior high school kid, and they had EMTs, and then paramedics would meet us at the scene. school kid and they had EMTs and then paramedics would meet us at the scene. But I got to tell you, it was such an amazing feeling that you, that I was doing it and then doing it for no other reason than the joy of helping people. And I only did that for about a year. Uh, the fact that you and your family, you personally have done it for 16 years. I mean, you must get so much gratification

out of it. Oh, it's definitely, it's one of, um, I don't even know. It's, uh, I don't know any other way to be. I just love to help my community and it feels really great. Um, today I was on one truck, my 14 year old nephew who just joined was on one of the other trucks. So that's kind of cool that we got to go out there and do that together. You seem like a really good human being. I wish everyone could see your smile because she has the nicest smile ear to ear. Now, what happens when you, how do you work it with your job that pays you so that you can sleep? I mean, because I remember I was in high school, but there were times I had to, you know, go out in the middle of the night. And that was a little nutty for me.

But how do you do it? How do you juggle it with your real job? So the state of Delaware is very understanding and very proud of its volunteer fire service. So during work hours, if I have a call and I can, I'm allowed to leave and they give us credit. We don't have to take vacation time. And then I have like a really amazing supervisor who, if I'm out late at night or I have something, she works with me around it because she knows that this is really important to me in the community. Wow.

Donald, I'm feeling like we got to do something special for this person. I mean, she's making me feel, A, proud to newly know her and B, that you and I are shitty human beings who don't do enough things for our community. Let's give away some things. Joelle, do we have a pallet of GT's kombucha?

Have you ever had kombucha or GT's kombucha, Amanda? I had some in the closet with me, and I was going to show it to you, but the sound was more important than showing off my GT. Well, listen, Joelle is the keeper of the secret pallets. You are getting the unique flavors. Yeah. The flavors you don't find on the supermarket. We got that good shit.

You know, like on the sneakers app, you get those limited edition Nikes. We got those limited edition GTs. We got that. We got that. We got that. We got that stuff that nobody else has. You'll be sipping on GTs kombucha and people will walk by and be like, yo, where'd you get that flavor? Yes. Yeah. by and be like, yo, where'd you get that flavor?

Yes, yeah. Your fellow firefighters will be like, where did you get that one? The Adeo Shun flavor. There is no Adeo Shun flavor. Hold on, there is no Adeo Shun. I would buy it though. I would buy it. Let's say it correctly then. There's no Adeo Shun flavor.

There's not Adeo Shun. You say it right in the song, but then when you say it in real life, it's like you all of a sudden lose it. I say Adeo Shun in real life? Yeah. It's like, what you trying to get into? Adeo Shun. And then in real life, you'll be like, what you trying to get into,

Adeo Shun? So you hit the ah. Adeo Shun. Think of it as a song. Adeo Shun. Adeo Shun. as a song. Adeo, Shun. Adeo, Shun. Adeo, Shun. Adeo, Shun.

Adeo, Shun. Another one. We got another one. Adeo, Shun. Adeo, Shun. Adeo, Shun. What you trying to get into? Adeo, Shun.

So it really should be, what you trying to get into? Adeo shoes. So it really should be, What you trying to get into? Adeo dude. I like that too. The remix has been dropped. Another one. Come on, we got to focus on Amanda. Amanda, the good news is, because you're an amazing human being

and you volunteer for your community and you're an EMT, you are getting, Joelle's going to send you the mother load of GT's kombucha. An entire pallet, Amanda. Don't share it with your, Oh my gosh.

And I have such a girl crush on Joelle, you just don't even understand. I love her. Oh, Joelle! Love connection on Fake Doctors, Real Friends,

Love Connection! We're going to start, you know, the ladies love Joelle. New ringtone, new ringtone, Love Connection on Fake Doctors, Real Friends, Love Connection! You know, eventually ladies love Joelle. New ringtone, new ringtone. Love connection on Fake Doctors, Real Friends, Love Connection.

You know, eventually, if and when iHeart really comes up with merch, we should have, there should be a mug option with Daniel and Joelle on it. I agree. Yeah. I agree. I would love to make their faces famous. You know what's going to happen? I would love to make it so Daniel can no longer go to the store without his,

he'd have to cover his face even with, when the masks are no more. He will have to cover his face. I want to do that. I want to make that happen for you, Daniel. The Daniel Joel mugs will sell way better than ours. That's fine. We get a piece. I would totally fucking drink my morning coffee out of a Daniel Joel mug. Are you kidding me?

I would love a Daniel and Joel mug where when it's cold, it's Daniel, and when it's hot, it's Joel. Or it's us, and then you pour hot liquid in, and it turns into them. Yeah, I would love that. That would be amazing. That would be amazing. That would be amazing. All right, come on. Let's focus. Amanda, do you have a question for us?

Or did you just come for your free G2's kombucha? No, that is something like, I have to tell you, I was so excited. I couldn't believe that I got picked because Scrubs meant so much to me. I'm in the same age bracket as you, Donald, and Zach. So when it came out, I really- Wait, what are you, you're 25? You're 25 too? Yes, I am 25.

So exciting. Quarter life. Quarter life. Get that quarter life, girl. All right, okay, go ahead. When I came, when I watched the show, I had just come out of college and it made me know that even though I was kind of smart

and doing my job, that there were other people who were smart that sometimes, you know, they, they weren't, they didn't have all their shit together. So it made me feel better about myself. And my question to you is, as somebody in my forties, who's been doing a lot of stuff with COVID, I have a little bit of imposter syndrome. So have you guys had any imposter syndrome during your careers? Wait, what do you little bit of imposter syndrome. So have you guys had any imposter syndrome during your careers? What do you mean you have imposter? Who are you impersonating? So I was in charge of the case monitoring team for COVID. So I was the person in charge. And every time they would come to me with a problem, I would look around for another adult, you know, an adultier adult than me. I was like, I can't believe that this is what I'm doing here is I'm in charge of these 25 people and I'm it.

Yeah, you're the chief. Yeah. Wow. Have you guys ever had that happen to you? Oh, you felt like you were an imposter? Yeah. That happens to me all the time when I start talking about subjects that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Yeah, but you still commit.

I commit 100%, though. I commit 100% until I get caught out there. And once I get caught out there, I'm like, well, I don't really know. But for the most part... You sell it really well, though. Sometimes Donald will be talking and he'll be like, it'll sound like legit, but then you kind of zone out because it's long and you're like, what is he talking about?

And then all of a sudden you're like, oh, that actually made no sense at all. Yeah. You know, I could be a politician. Yeah, you could be a politician. I could be a politician. Yeah. I could be a politician. You could be a politician. I could be a politician, dude. You could be, Donald. I got the skill.

I have the skill. I have the skill to talk about shit that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Yeah. Just bullshit your way through it. Just bullshit my way through. I feel that way sometimes when I'm directing, Amanda. There's times when, I remember when I was making Going in Style.

It was the biggest movie I made. There was a huge crew. We were shooting in this bank. There were hundreds of extras. There were hundreds of crew people and everyone just kind of waiting on me to decide what we're doing. And sometimes there's a plan and sometimes you're totally making it up.

So I definitely in a few directing moments have been like, I wish I could look to somebody else to tell me what to do right now. It's hard to figure things out on the spot like that, dude. When we were doing that video, the music video, the Gavin DeGraw video, and everything was going to shit that day. Yeah.

It was really interesting to look at you having to, you know, having everybody come to you to figure something out, and you sitting there like, dude, I have no idea how to fix this right now. Yeah, that was a conundrum. Yeah, that was. And I understood the conundrum. How about that? But it actually was a blessing in disguise ultimately

because what I figured out ended up being better than I think the thing I was striving so hard to create. Do you find that right now, Amanda, that because you can't turn to anybody that you're making decisions that turn out to i mean i please i hope so especially imagine she's like no i am fucking delaware this isn't recorded right they have no idea everything's great no we're we're doing we we did really well um i had a really great team and i had people who

really cared about taking care of their fellow delawareans so i was lucky because they made it easy for me easy to lead when you have good people to lead so i was really um excited and blessed to have a really great team that That's awesome. Do you have another question for us? Yeah, go for it. Another question. Another one. I do. So since you guys are both East Coasters, but you're not living here anymore, what do you miss the most about out here on the East Coast? You know, I was lucky enough to spend last year, the latter half of the year in jersey i really miss the seasons you know what i mean i miss i miss spring i miss fall i miss winter in la it seems like it's always summer

it's like summer and then it's cold but it's not cold enough to snow and it's you know it's fall but the trees still have leaves so i missed i missed that very much that in my family my uh mom my dad and cousins and stuff like that i missed that about the east coast um i have a place still in manhattan i haven't been since covid so i missed that i missed the city i missed it like donald said i missed the seasons i love new york when the when the leaves start to turn after the summer and everyone starts wearing their cozy fall clothes. And I miss the theater and just walking around New York City and the people watching and just the energy and the spirit of Manhattan.

I really, really love. I miss that a lot. I like what you said just now when you said that. You missed how, you know, when fall comes, people put on their cozy clothes. I miss that. But I also miss when the winter ends and summer comes and everybody starts dressing less. I love that too.

That's such a great moment. Of course. That's what's fun about the seasons changing is like, oh, I'm going to finally get to wear that hoodie I love. Right. Or I'm finally going to get to wear them shorts. And also, New York is so interactive in non-COVID times. You talk to people. You bump into people.

LA, one of the stereotypes that's true is that you just don't really have contact with strangers nearly enough because there's no pedestrian life. It's just you get in your car and you go to meet people that you just don't really have contact with strangers nearly enough because there's no pedestrian life. It's just you get in your car and you go to meet people that you already know. That's one of the things I really don't like about LA. But it is 75 most days, which I do like. Donald. It shakes a little.

It shakes a little. I thought it shook last night again, but I think it was my dog. But you know what? It could be worse. We're very lucky. You know, the whole East Coast is dealing with this damn hurricane right now. And it's a big one. It's a big one this time, you know what I mean? And, you know, shout out to all of the people like Amanda who are out there, you know, supporting their community and keeping their community afloat.

And I want to give a shout out to Amanda in another way and say, if you are, if you live in a place that, well, first of all, volunteer in any way that you can, but I just want to specifically speak to what she does because I am someone who can attest to doing it. And it was so rewarding. If you happen to live in a community that has a volunteer, either ambulance service or fire service, reach out to them. There is so much camaraderie. or fire service, reach out to them. There is so much camaraderie. They will train you. If you get into it, you can become an EMT.

And I got so much out of it. And you can hear in Amanda's voice how much joy it brings her. It's like being on a team, but instead of just playing a game, you're going out in your community and trying to save lives. Right, Amanda? You could probably speak to it better than I can. But I just, I really think there's probably some people who might be listening who are on the fence about maybe wanting to try it, but being intimidated by it. And this is your sign that you should be doing it. I think it's one of the best things that you can do. We start

at the ambulance station where I am. We start kids at 16. At the fire station, we start kids at 14. And it's the best experience. It's rewarding. I couldn't ask for a better bunch of guys to be around, even though some of them are my brothers. But it's definitely family. And they're always there for me no matter what. And it is one great big family that you you're in and they're there all from the time you're in until the time you're not. So it's, it's like a club.

It's like a club, but what comes with the club is occasional insane moments of adrenaline rush where you go, where you go to the rescue. And then your phone goes on a call and everybody stops and stares at you. But that's good, though. That's the best part about the job. Those are the good parts about the job, when your phone goes, mm-hmm. Maybe you could set your emergency, you know, Amanda, we need you notification to,

what you trying to get into? A dayios shoot. See, I feel like I've ruined, I feel like I've given you a bad note. You know what I mean? You've given me a note and I'm in my head about the note. I don't want to disappoint you.

Here's the thing. I feel like saying your name has a different melody than the song. No, no, no, no. I have to all of a sudden switch melodies mid-riff. No, no, no, no. I have to all of a sudden switch melodies mid-riff. No, no, no, no. The way you were saying it originally was the correct way. The way you, I'm sorry, the way you sang it originally was correct.

It's also hard to put growl on it that way, and you're really limiting my growl. It's not hard to say, ah. Ah, there you go. I felt that in my soul, baby. I do. Oh, that one's nasty. It just happened. That was a nasty.

That's the type of ground that brings stuff up. It brings stuff up from the chest. You know you sing it when you bring stuff up. All right, Amanda, you have a truckload of GT's kombucha coming your way, right, Joelle? And by truckload, we mean box. No, it's a pallet. It's a pallet. It's a pallet of GT's kombucha coming your way, right, Joelle? And by truckload, we mean box. No, it's a pallet. It's a pallet. It's a pallet of GT's kombucha.

A forklift. A forklift's going to be a lot. It'll be a lot. If you bring it to the firehouse, Amanda, everyone's going to take it, so you're going to want to hide that shit. My one tip and a form of advice for you is that you put this in the refrigerator as soon as possible because it is fermented tea. So as soon as you get your

pallet, if you don't have room in your fridge, take it to the firehouse. No, the firehouse will take it all. All her fellow fire folks will steal it all. Well, it'll be going to the right people then. How about that? It'll be going to people that are serving the community. It'll be shared well with everybody. See, listen to Amanda.

She's already talking about sharing it. She's such a good person. Whereas Donald and I are like, listen, you gotta hide that shit. If you have a garage fridge. If you have a garage fridge. If the kids find it, it's over. It's over for you if the kids find it. Alright, Amanda.

Thank you so much. Your smile put a smile on our face. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Amanda Barton! All right, Amanda, thank you so much. Your smile put a smile on our face. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Amanda Bartnick! Okay, there she is, slowly fading away with her GT's kombucha. Wow, Joelle, good pick. What a nice idea. She's amazing.

She's awesome. Joelle, I think you've got to start picking more people that are amazing like that. No offense to everyone who's called before, but they weren't exactly full-time volunteers for their local fire department. That's why she got the GTs. Oh, I see. She was awarded the GTs. I think we did it, dude. We did it.

We did it. I thought I'd end the show with a song. And I want to explain. So Bon Iver, who's a a band i really really like are they friends of yours um yes this one qualifies i'll tell you why um so you might know him if you didn't know bonnie very before you might know him uh his name is justin his real name bonnie very is his uh what do you call it nom de pl plume, Joel? His stage name? His nom de plume. And you might know him because he's on the new Taylor Swift album.

And I'm saying, those of you who don't know that he's a famous artist, you might be introduced to him because he sings with Taylor Swift on our new album. Anyway, for my film, Wish I Was Here, that Donald was in, playing the most handsome Aston Martin dealer of all time. Thank you for hiring me. I wanted Justin to write an original song, and I thought that was a crazy long shot because he's an artist I really, really, really like.

And we got in touch with him. He lives in Wisconsin on a farm, and my music supervisor went up there. She flew up to Wisconsin to his farm, and she had a DVD of the film, and she showed him the film, and he stood up from having seen the film and walked into his studio and wrote this song

called Heavenly Father. So this is a song that not a lot of people have heard because it was on the Wish I Was Here soundtrack, but it is an original song written for me and the film Wish I Was Here by Bon Iver, and here it is coming at you. I am talking it up. Thank you for listening to Fake Doctors, Real Friends.

Here is Bon Iver in Heavenly Fun. I didn't need to go where a Bible went Then you know your gifts seem heaven sent See me to a caller, dad, that's the thing I don't know how you housed this sin But you're free now I was never sure how much of you I could let in And I'm free now Won't you settle down, baby?

Your love has been Heavenly Father Won't you settle down, baby, your love has been A heavenly father Step on your lava While you don't carry other names I heard about a day where it dropped the note Come to go another day as we learn to close Cause I'm a known coward, a coward, really But you're free now Turn around now and you count to ten To see me go now

Well I know now honey that I can't pretend Heavenly Father This is brought to his altar And love is left in him I just been up here for goddamn years Can you see now Filling up walls with goddamn fears. I am free now. I know about it, darling.

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