Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 214: My Brother, My Keeper

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

On this week's episode, Turk invites his old brother to town to help convince Carla she should say yes to his proposal. In the real world, Zach and Donald discuss WAP, the best movie endings, and that time Donald sang Mary Poppins with Dick Van Dyke on the Scrubs set. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is how we do it. What's up? Look at that hairstyle. It's better. It's better, this hairstyle. That's what my wife said. My wife said she likes it. She said she likes it that I've cut my head down,

and I don't look like a hobo anymore. You look like a basketball player, Baron something. Baron Davis? Wow. Yes.'t look like a famous basketball player baron something baron davis wow yes you look like baron davis she said tyson chandler who's a light-skinned fellow but then it made me realize oh my wife thinks tyson chandler's handsome one two oh shit my wife knows a little bit about basketball okay I like it Thank you First of all So much to talk about I miss you guys It's been so long since we saw each other

Miss you When's the last time we saw each other? It's been like a week, right? Yeah We skipped a day So it's been a long time I was thinking about you guys Yeah, I miss y'all We have so much we

haven't talked about are you recording donald of course i'm recording um also also real quick zach did you did your did your recorder at all get bumped in in transit you were a tiny bit loud on today's episode what do you want it on it's on 6.5 i don't think i don't think i don't think he was loud i think he was drunk. Maybe. I wasn't drunk. Dude, you sound tipsy as fuck in the last episode. I know. I was like. It wasn't that bad, but I'll confess something to you and our listeners.

I had had more than one. Acceptable. But no, I listened to it too, and it was funny. I was laughing, but I'm like, oh my god, I need to not drink lots of wine and do this podcast. As he sips wine right now. Yeah. But we were funny as hell. I had a lot of fun.

I had a lot of fun. It was a good one. See, now I want to go downstairs. I know we started already, and I said I was going to see what you were doing. And now that you're drinking, I wish I would have got a drink now, man. Well, you can run and get one if you want. Run, tell that. Run, tell that.

Dude, they hooked us up. Oh, yeah. Did you see that? You're the one that sent it to me. Yeah, the guys from the Ramp Song took all of- They also did the run and tell that homeboy. They also did he's climbing in your windows, knocking your people up. That's the Run and Tell That Homeboy. They also did He's Climbing in Your Windows, Knocking Your People Up.

That's the same guys? Same group. Wow. Oh, well, they took all of me and Donald's versions of singing it on the podcast, and then they cut a video together of the Ramp Song with our versions. It's fire. That's amazing.

Pretty cool. God, those guys are talented fellas yeah i mean when it comes to auto-tune and writings they should write originals man shit because they're taking they're taking they found a niche they found a niche i know but they're taking they're taking gibberish and turning it into fire i know they know how to write a pop song you know what i mean yeah they took some meaningful words and turned it into pop. Listen, all these famous people are releasing big tracks, and I'm not walking around singing any of them. I'm walking around singing the Ramp song.

Down the ramp. Yeah. Trending number one. We have to talk about the WAP. Is that how you say it? WAP? It is I'm glad you brought that up

I want to talk about it Let's get into the WAP Where do we start? I need your All three of you are Pop culture knowledgeable We're all very much hip hop heads too So you're in our lane right now

okay now is the point of the song to in addition to being funny because it's obviously provocative and it's obviously funny i i found some of the lyrics are very funny to say like fuck you to the patriarchy we women can talk about our sexuality just as aggressively and in your face as men do so while you're talking about your big ass dicks we're tired of hearing about it let's talk about my wet ass pussy yeah nailed it yes yeah this has been the energy since trina since little kim our foremothers laid a path for us of just being openly, you know, proud of our sexuality, of our sexual desires. Like it's just all out there and in your face. And I feel like that's just hip hop culture. And people sometimes get weirded out when women do it. They're like, I don't know what all of this,

like taking charge of your own orgasm is. It scares me. Ben Shapiro. It's really interesting because women in hip-hop first started off as like conscious rappers and stuff like that and that's all you would hear was uh you know don't you put your hands on me or you know uh shit like that and now it's like look man if these fuckers can say it if dudes can say it why can't i say it and what makes my lyrics different if i say that shit and right but these days are there and forgive me for knowing so little about hip-hop Why can't I say it? And what makes my lyrics different if I say that shit? Right, but these days are there, and forgive me for knowing so little about hip hop,

but fortunately I have you guys. These days, I know that rappers say a lot of crazy stuff, but is it as sexualized these days as the female version in WAP? Absolutely, dude. Yes. It is? If you listen to Snoop Dogg's Doggy Style on the radio,

you can't even play the whole thing. It's just like, and then I say, for shizzle, like they have to, you know what I mean? And he's talking about, you know,

the first record's called Doggy Style. You know what I mean? Right, but that's an older album. I guess that's an older album. I'm talking about, you know, the first record's called Doggy Style. You know what I mean? Right, but that's an older album. I guess that's an older album. I'm talking about like these days, do rappers still talk about sexuality as much as they seem to used to? Gucci Mane's B-sides are typically pretty like, oh, that's foul, but I love it. So it's there. It's out there.

Absolutely. I don't think, I'm going to say I don't think it's as much nowadays. I think because of the climate, it's not there. Absolutely. I don't think, I'm going to say I don't think it's as much nowadays. I think because of the climate, it's not as much nowadays. But I am all for what Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion are representing with WAP. Man, that shit is,

one, it's fire. Two, you know, who doesn't like a WAP? Truly. I'm just curious about, because the country, I mean, she's obviously a provocateur and she did a great, sorry, they are provocatuses, tours, whatever. And I think they did a great job getting the world's attention with it. And not just for what they were saying.

I mean, obviously they looked great and the set was shot really cool. I thought it was cleverly done. But it got all the attention they could have possibly wanted. And I just wanted to, I thought we could have a conversation about what is it that they're triggering in people? I guess when people like Ben Shapiro, they're triggering people who conservatives who might say, how dare these women say this kind of thing to young kids. Right.

Is that the crazy to think that this message is for children? Like it's wild to be like these women have to all of the time be representatives for young women when that's just absolutely not the case like there are there are grown women doing grown women shit like that's always going to be appropriate and in their lane i think i mean i'm not a parent but you have parental blocks it has the sign the shit says, which means it's not for children. The fact that anyone's thinking, yo, you're setting a bad example for kids. Kids aren't supposed to be listening to this.

So shame on those parents who are letting their kids listen to this. By the way, the lyrics are crazy. I watched the video. The lyrics are crazy. I watched the video on YouTube, so it was mostly censored. And then I went and I was screenshotting the lyrics of Sam McDonald because I was laughing so hard at how hardcore and crazy the lyrics are when you actually see a non-censored version. of what hip-hop is. A lot of these rappers started off as drug dealers. That's just what it is, right? That's what it is. And they've taken that negative and turned it into a positive.

Jay-Z's a great example. Most rappers, you could go through all male rappers, and that's most likely where they started, and here we are now, and they're freaking spitting positive messages, or they're spitting, this is how you get out. Cardi B started off as a stripper. Meg Thee Stallion, I don't know her background,

but she shakes her ass very well. You know what I mean? She got skills. I'm just saying, if you could take, all right, this was a part of my life. I learned a lot from it. Not only did I learn business from it, but I learned that this is what all of you dudes really want. Like, she's literally, all you dudes that are listening and bopping at this shit or looking at my ass, I know this is what you want.

And you know what it's going to do? It's going to make me some money. It's going to put food on the table. It's going to do all of these things. It's going to give me a bigger platform later on. Go for you. That's what hip hop is about. That's what rap is.

That's what it's always been. Donald, can I ask you a question? What's up? Did you ever watch BET's The Basement back in the day? Of course I watched The Basement. See, isn't this much more, like, this is so much less provocative. People are acting like the 90s and early aughts never happened. Like, back in the day, like, you would just legitimately be at a strip club like with a like

old camera it's dark you can hardly see anything people are in states of undress like this to me seems so much more tame than the hip-hop i grew up with well it's way more it's way it's brighter if that's the way to say it it's like sure it's like you've taken it was dingy back in a day now that shit's all in 4k you know what i I mean? Wasn't it NWA? It's bright right now, dude. Wasn't it NWA? That shit is like, wow! And look at that. They got freaking, look at the color.

It's fluorescent almost. You know what I mean? Yeah. It wasn't an NWA that had a song that was like, it's the world's biggest dick. Don't matter. Just don't bite it. Dude, NWA had a- Do you remember that song? But you know what? Let's the world's biggest dick. Don't matter. Just don't bite it. Dude, NWA had a bunch of songs. Do you remember that song?

But you know what? Let's take it back, though. I never really listened. I just remember that only lyric. It's the world's biggest dick. Don't matter. Just don't bite it. We could take it all the way back to Salt-N-Pepa.

I think Salt-N-Pepa really were the beginning of what we're seeing right now. Because before that, I don't know if they really, I can't recall women that talked about sex the way Salt-N-Pepa did. Let's talk about sex, baby. That one got, yo, look, and this was controversial back then, you know what I mean? You make me wanna shoop was controversial.

If you listen to the lyrics in Shoop. That song is filthy. They're talking about, you know, they're talking about, I saw a dude on the beach, his dick looked big and made me want to shoop. Made me want to fuck. You know what I mean? Oh.

So you're saying shoop, shoop, shoop is about fucking? No, not the Whitney Houston shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop. Not that one. I'm talking about you make me want to shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop. Ask Sarah the lyrics. She was back. Sarah knows the lyrics to that song. That song was about.

Sarah Chalk probably has no idea. If there's sexual innuendo, I doubt Sarah went over her innocent ears. I disagree with you 100%. I want to thank your mother for a butt like that. It's not a line that can easily go over the head. I want to know, how does it hang? They're saying this in the song, dude. And these are hit songs. And what a man, what a man,

what a man, what a mighty good man. That shit ain't talking about the dude being a good dude. It's talking about this dude knows how to fuck. That's what the song's about. Yeah, dog. Yeah, dog. Dog, I didn't know. Dog, I didn't know. Dog, I didn't know.

Dog, I didn't know. There's probably so many songs that we were bopping our heads to and didn't know what the innuendo was about. I always knew what the innuendo was. Every R&B song from the 90s. Shit, the fucking songs in the 90s R&B songs were blatant as hell.

They were straight up in your face. But I was six. I didn't know. Ooh. I want to sex you up. That was right to it. Got right to the point. You're horny.

Let's do it. Right. You know what song has more sexual innuendo than any other, Donald? What's that? The theme song to Fake Doctors. We want to count us in. In that case, fiveendo than any other, Donald. What's that? The theme song to Fake Doctors We Want to Count Us In. In that case, 5, 6, 7, 8! Stories about a show

we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate I said here's the stories that we all should know So gather round to hear our gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach So when I sing and a janitor who loves to hate, what I'm really saying is let's fuck.

I wasn't aware of that. I'm joking that there was sexual innuendo in the song. I wasn't aware of that. Did that go over your newly bald? And a janitor wasn't aware of that And a janitor who loves to hate And a janitor who loves to hate And a janitor who loves to hate Let's fuck That should be

We gotta put that into the song Here's some stories About a show we made About a bunch of Docs and nurses And a janitor who loves to hate Let's fuck some stories That you all should know

So gather around to hear Let's fuck Gather around to hear Let's boom Gather around to hear Our rewatch show Doggy style That's the explicit version now available.

Now available as a ringtone. Let's get into this episode. It was, I don't know. What do you think about this one? I like this episode. It had a lot of really cool guest stars in it. Yes, of course. You have the legendary Dick Van Dyke.

The legendary D.L. Hughley, too. Does D.L. Hughley wear colored contacts in this episode? No. Those are his eyes, I believe. He has magnificent eyes then. Very handsome man. Very, very handsome. He's handsome, but I couldn't... He's one of those people, their eyes are so entrancing that you're

like, are those contacts? Are those really eyeballs? They're light. They're very, very light. Yes. He has light eyes. He must have... When he was younger, I'm sure he worked it when he was in high school. Look at his eyes. He worked it his whole life. No doubt. Did you know D.L. Hughley at all as an actor before he came on the show?

Yeah, you know, he had a show back in the day on NBC called The Hughleys. Do you remember this? I remember the title. I never saw an episode of it. I don't know if it was on NBC called The Hughleys. Do you remember this? I remember the title. I never saw an episode of it. I don't know if it was on NBC or ABC. Right. So I had met him before, but when he came in to play my brother, this was like the first time where now when I see him, I can be myself around him and act like who I am, whereas

when I had met him before i was very high i'm donald it's nice to meet you i uh right enjoy your work where now if i see him it's like what's up man what you know what you've been up to and we have questions and you know and but but when you guys when he came on to do this show you didn't have a relationship no we didn't have a relationship like that no but i was so excited everyone was very geeked about dick van dyke and obviously i mean he we grew up on dick van dyke and uh he was just so warm and loving and donald played music with him right don what was that story so uh you know one of the first songs i ever learned how to play on my guitar was, I got a book from

like Disney, and Disney doesn't make the book anymore, but it's one of the best books ever made. It's literally guitar tabs on how to play every one of their songs in the whole catalog. And somewhere along the line, it got lost. And so now when I play the song, I play it from memory but it was the it was the theme song it was not well not the theme song but the the the my in my opinion the best song in mary poppins uh jolly holiday and i learned how to play it and uh it just so happened that dick van dyke was on the show and I couldn't believe it.

And I was like, dude, I know how to play that song. And he was like, really? And I was like, yeah, I know how to play it. And he was like, well, okay. And then Zach being the brave person that he is when he meets, like, I was just going to leave it at that. Zach was like, Dick, he's going to bring the guitar to set and you got to sing. And I was like, Zach, you can't be telling, don't fucking boss Dick Van van dyke around and he's like no you were gonna sing i didn't think you were

very aggressive with it and you were like you know he's gonna do it he's gonna i'm all about making my best friend's dreams come true and if that means if that means embarrassing myself i'm willing to do it well you did it twice now because you did it you did it here and then you with my wife you went up into the you went up into the group of girls that she was hanging out with yes the gaggle the gaggle to to point me out to her so once again thank you you are you are by far one of the best wingmen well i think a friend i thank you i think a friend needs to sometimes go, oh, my God, you know what would make Donald's life if he got to play that song and Dick Van Dyke sang it? I'm going to go make that happen.

If you can make one last thing happen, you and I will be best friends forever. I know what it is, and I'm already working on it. I know. I appreciate you very much. It's Star Wars, guys. It's right. It's Star Wars. Anyway.

Oh, God. Don't give him the bingo chip so early in the show. Anyway. So Dick Van Dyke, I go to set. First of all, we were at lunch when this happened, so I go to my dressing room, and now I'm practicing. So I play this shit like this. I said to myself, if I could play it 10 times straight without fucking up, we're good. And I do it, and I go up there, and I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I'm thinking maybe I'll

sing one verse, and then he'll sing a verse, whatever, however it goes. And he goes, you ready, kid? And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I'm thinking maybe I'll sing one verse and then he'll sing a verse, whatever, however it goes. And he goes, you ready, kid? And I'm like, yeah, I'm ready. And nobody knew what we were going to what was about to happen. But we hadn't started shooting yet. And we were at Video Village. And so I start boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And he just jumps right in. Ain't it a glorious day? Hey. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

And he just jumps right in. Ain't it a glorious day? Hey. Rise of morning in May. I feel. And now at this point, everybody notices, oh, shit, Dick Van Dyke singing Jolly Holiday. All the attention goes from getting the shot ready for this for the scene to me and now sound is like yo yo yo turn turn up turn up turn up and now i got a boom mic over me and dick van dyke and we're at the point where we're at like you know uh he's he's at i feel like i could fly don Dum bum bum bum. Have you ever seen?

And to me, it sounded like he was singing it with the accent, but I'm sure he was like, have you ever seen? And so we finished the song and everything like that. Is it on video everywhere? I remember everyone flipped out. It was so special, but I don't know

if anyone ever captured it on video. I don't think it was captured on. It might have been. No, no, no. I think the steadicam, whoever was working the camera zoomed in and sound. Oh, everyone sort of flipped the cameras around. Yeah. And we kind of, you know what I mean?

But it's nowhere to be found. I think Joe would have it if he, I think, wasn't he the sound guy at the time? Joe was our sound mixer. Yeah. Yeah. So he might have it. But anyway, it was a really special moment because Donald was just like, you know, he loves this song. Anytime Donald picks up a guitar, he plays this song.

It's his go-to. It's my go-to. And there was Dick Van Dyke singing along with him. I love how he was like, you ready, kid? Let's do it. Yeah, let's go. Boom, doom, doom, doom. And he put on a show, too.

Like, he looked around at everybody while he was singing it. It was like, you know, when the attention, when the lights are on, Dick Van Dyke knows how to freaking, he turns up, baby. Yeah. We had aspired to get him on, but I don't think we ever reached his people, did we, Joelle? We couldn't get an answer back, which is devastating. I'm sorry, fans.

We tried. But also, I mean, I have no idea what sort of, what he's like these days. He must be quite an older fella. So I don't know. Well, he's playing an older fella in this episode, so. 20 years ago. Yeah, 20 years ago, so I imagine that he. I mean, I don't know how old he is. How old is he,

Joel? Do you know? He's gotta be in his 80s. He's gotta be in his 80s. You think older than 80s? Yeah, I would say he's 90. Really? Let's see. You think older than 80s? Yeah. I would say he's 90. Really? Let's see if I'm right. Drum roll, please.

You've got to be 94. 94. Wow. He's up there with my grandfather. My grandfather's around that age, too. Oh, and your grandfather's still alive? Yeah. I guess it would be weird if you're like, my grandfather's 94.

Is he alive? No, he's dead. He's 94. He'd be 94. People really stop keeping track of ages when people die. Some people do. I just realized that. Some people do.

I have a good question, a trivia question, before we end the episode. And I've been thinking about this for all of you. Are you ready? And you, the audience, will play along. The first thing I'm going to say is, guess my question When I give the qualifier, that is this other than empire strikes back and Godfather two comma. Easy. What's my question? What's the best sequels? What are the best sequels ever made?

A sequel. That's better than that. That's better than the original aliens. Okay. I disagree wholeheartedly, but You think Alien is better than Aliens? Yes, it's about a mother! You did this wonderful film about a monster

as a mother and how we view ourselves as women in motherhood and turned it into an action film, which is fine. It's a good movie, but it does not hold up to Alien. I fight my father on this too. It's fine. It's fair. We have problems because you're the one that said the end of Toy Story 3 is the best ending of all movies ever. Let's go.

Yes, it is. It absolutely is. Okay, this is where Joelle and I defer, okay? Best ending to a movie so far in my lifetime. I had to think about it. Okay lifetime. I had to think about it. I really had to think about it. But I really truly believe Endgame has one of the best endings ever to a movie ever in...

You're going on a digression from my digression. Can you just focus on my question? We're not trying to go down in the end game wormhole right now but this is a conversation that joelle and i need to have before we move forward i say end game has a pretty good ending and i think that's why because the movie is all right until the end when all of that shit goes down yeah i don't even think toy story 3 well no i take that back i think toy story 3 is the best of all the toy stories actually if i really think about it here's another one on the list i found that i agree with i think you want to hear another one on the list because i googled

what people have thought please and one that i might agree with this might be controversial but terminator 2 t2 is definitely better You think it's better than 1? Yeah. That's tough. Now, that's a tough one for me because 1 was so scary for me, and 2 just became, like you said, was just an action. Toy Story 2? Toy Story 2? That was going to be my answer. Toy Story 2.

I think it's better than Toy Story 1. But 3 is better than 2. 2, it is. Okay, I've never seen a Blade movie. Which is an incredible series. I've never seen a Blade movie, but they're saying Blade 2 on this is. Okay, I've never seen a Blade movie. Which is an incredible series. I've never seen a Blade movie, but they're saying Blade 2 on this list? Okay. Well, you know, until

Marvel came out with Iron Man and stuff like that, Wesley Snipes had the best superhero movie or comic book superhero movie, period. Oh, better than Superman 4? Superman 4 is where he flies around the earth and turns it backwards, right?

No, that's one. That's one. That's one. Okay. They're saying Superman by the Gremlins 2 is on here? There's no way Gremlins 2 was better than Gremlins 1. I don't agree with that either. Donald, you'll feel passionately about this.

This list is saying Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Was better than Raiders? I'm just saying this is a list. That's incorrect. I don't think so. It got crazy after that and then they reeled it back in when they got Sean Connery in part three. I remember when I was a kid. Superman 2?

It's saying Superman 2? I like Superman 2 better than 1. I don't know you're enough to comment. You don't know enough about it? Okay. I've not the superman movies there are enough there are there are but there are several different versions of superman 1 and 2 there's the long versions they're the short versions i got one other trivia for you that's really good ready okay and then we'll and then we'll move on this is all i was thinking about while i was separated from you guys like fun trivia questions for for people that love movies what movies. What's the worst sequel following the greatest film?

That is, the disparity between their goodness and badness is the biggest. One that came to mind, I haven't even seen it, to be honest, but it's always notoriously mocked, would be Jaws 2. Ah. Wow. Interesting. You guys got any ideas?

Yeah. The film was so epically good, and they made a sequel that was so horribly shite. So not quite to those specifics, but the Fantastic Beasts sequel was so bad I had to walk out, and I was like, this has completely derailed one of my most beloved franchises of all time I am devastated

I never walk out of a movie I left I got an answer I might get torn up by a Disney people for it I think Frozen 2 is markedly worse than Frozen 1 I hope that goes I mean some people would say it goes without saying.

Some people would be like, I will see you in your mentions, friend. But it just seems. So it was like there were so many bad tropes in there. And there was some really, really kind of shady suggestion. Well, the music wasn't native. It's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa. The music was definitely not as good as it was in the first one. There's no Let It Go in Frozen 2. There was no...

Well, my favorite song in Frozen 1 was Olaf's song. Bees will buzz. Kids will blow down their lion fuzz. And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer. And in the sequel, there was nothing that could compare to that, in my opinion.

All right. Well, that's today's game of trivia and in the sequel there was nothing that could compare to that in my opinion alright well that's today's game of trivia presented by fake doctors real friends I still feel like I still feel like

Toy Story 3 isn't the best ending I think let's bench this conversation I think Return of the Jedi has a better ending I think Return of the Jedi was a better ending

but does it have a better overarching arc throughout all three movies which makes its conclusion better the end of the third was a better ending. But does it have a better overarching arc throughout all three movies, which makes its conclusion better? The end of the third movie is the exact same ending as the first movie. It's a loop. And so you don't get that same oomph as the next trajectory of the three parts of Toy Story. But let's, we'll take it. Well, yeah, because you know Andy has to give it, Andy has to lose those toys eventually.

Exactly. I agree 100%. And you know what? You know what? Joelle? We're going to find space toys eventually. Exactly. I agree 100%. You know what? You know what? Joelle? We're going to find space to have these conversations. Yeah, I cried like... I'm not going to lie, though.

I cried like a baby at the end of Toy Story 3. How could you not? When he's sitting on the freaking outside in the grass with the girl playing with the toys. And then she's finally like... She goes to grab Woody and he's like oh no this is and then he realizes I can't keep this forever I'm about to fucking tear up right now the final shot is the wallpaper from his room

it's so good how about when his mom gasped at his empty room I was undone did you watch Toy Story 4? it's not as good as all of the other ones I really thought it was boring as hell. It was sweet.

All right, let's get the TV show scrubbed, guys. All right, so get the timer ready. Here we go. Here we go. All right, hold on. Let me get my timer ready. Warming it up. Warming it up.

Okay, and here we go. Donald will now summarize the episode in 30 seconds. I don't know about summarize. Here we go. And go. Dick Van Dyke and D.L. Hughley guest star in this episode. Both characters are there to be a form of stability for Turk and J.D., while Elliot is left fending for herself against Cox and Jordan.

Carla has a decision to make, and she fears what she decides could haunt her for the rest of her life. But Dr. Kelso has the most important task to deal with. Sometimes the right thing to do hurts us. But if it's right, shouldn't it be worth the sacrifice? Fire.

Wow. Oh, fucking 28 seconds. Powerfully worded. It is about something I'm sure comes up for real in hospitals. I'm sure this probably came from Real JD. The idea that some doctors, if they're not keeping up with the latest medicine, have to retire because the shit gets antiquated real quick. Yeah.

And it doesn't necessarily have to be age or anything like that. It really is, do you have the stamina to continue? You know what I mean? If you have the stamina to learn, because once you're out of med school, that doesn't mean learning is over for you. You still have to learn what's new and new procedures. And that's what all these seminars and new medicine, that's what all of these seminars are for and if you don't have the stamina to do that then

Kelso even says like five years out of med school half of what you learned is obsolete I thought Ken was really good in this episode, it was sort of the most human you know, Ken when he was on the podcast was talking about how he felt he was so cartoonish in season one.

And he was, and Bill had sort of told him like, look, we're going to help you build a character that is more than just the devil eyed bad guy. And I thought this episode, he had some funny, a lot of funny jokes, but also particularly the scene at the end where he has, where he confronts Dick Van Dyke's character. I thought that it was, I was, i was taken aback by going oh this is this is a real moment for ken he's really showing compassion um you know and and they're letting ken act beyond being the the spooky scary bad guy well that was one of my notes ken really does shine in this episode and it's not just it wasn't just the end of the uh episode that that he really uh that he really comes through

it's also when you come into the office when jd comes into the office and rats on uh dick van dyke's character and ken is there you know someone like me would be like, really? Is this so? Did you actually do this in front of the person? Like, that's where I have, like, no couth, I guess. I might call the person out in front of the person that was ratting on him. But he waits. He waits until it's clear.

It's, you know, and then he makes his move to talk to his friend because he knows one this is going to hurt my friend two i don't want to embarrass him yeah and and he definitely he definitely makes a conscious choice that i'm not going to do this in front of the young kid um out of respect to him but i thought it was cool that he was like hey um when he confronts him in the icu he says hey we're not doing that technique like you're doing it. You know, our policy here is now we do it this way. And he's like, oh, OK. And he's like, there's a guy in bed, too, who needs one.

I want to see you do it. And it was like, oh, yeah. And he clearly hadn't learned the new way of doing the procedure. Yeah. It was very, very, very. I, I thought Ken was amazing in this episode. Yeah. Actually, the first laugh I wrote down was when at 104, Ken walks in and he's talking to me and he goes,

don't think I have anything against ugly people. And I go, why would I think that? And he looks at me and he goes, no reason. No reason. I'm called ugly. By the way, poor JD slash zach braff was called ugly several times in this and here's the kicker and i look you see have you seen a picture of brad pitt's brother yeah he looks like me yeah you guys look almost identical dude i know but he

doesn't look like he doesn't look like brad Yeah, he does look like Brad. No offense. Yeah, I've seen a meme. He looks just like Brad. I've seen a meme that's like Brad Pitt mixed with me makes his brother or something like that. How is that not a handsome thing? I know. I feel like I have one of those faces. People think I look like so many people.

I'm going to say this. Ever since I became known, it's been a thing. I don't know if it's still up. There was a blog Tumblr page that was men who look like ZachBraff.com. Here's the thing. Dax Shepard

looks more like you than you look like him. You know what I mean? I thought you were going to say Dax Shepard looks more like me than I look like me. No you were going to say Dax Shepard looks more like me than I look like me. No, no, no. Dax Shepard looks more like you than you look like him.

So if you were to take his face and put it on you, you would see Zach Braff. But if you took your face and put it on Dax, you wouldn't be like, oh, that's... You know what I mean?

Dax has become the most extreme and I actually see the Dax thing, obviously. We look like we could be brothers. But other than Dax, there's been so many people in my life. I told you the story about Anne Hathaway's old boyfriend, and obviously Ray Romano, and now Brad Pitt's brother. What are you laughing about, Joelle?

I was saying it's hilarious. Yes, it is. It's very funny. Apparently, you look like Leon Trotsky which is hilarious to me you guys are both on the you guys are both on the webpage I know Travolta was one of them yeah Travolta

from the 70s is on here which is I what oh my god this is so funny you people listening at home you guys can play along in at home by going to men who look like Zachzackbraff.com. Although we'll probably shut the Tumblr page down if you all click at the same time. It's a Blogspot page.

Oh, a Blogspot. It's menwholooklikezackbraff.blogspot.com. And there's a letter from the editor which says the editorial board of this website doesn't always agree on who's graphy and who's not. How big is the editorial board of that website? It's got a lot of people. They must have annual meetings to discuss if someone's Braffy and oh my god.

Dude, you're a businessman. I'm a businessman. Well, alright. He does a big arrival at 106. Amazing. It's one of the best in Scrubs history, in my opinion. It's just so many, you know, we all have that moment where we walk through that hallway. I think his is up there with ours.

You know what I mean? Like, us walking through that hallway. No one beats our pimp walk, but he's up there. Yeah, it's up there, though. You know what I mean? And everybody loves him. Especially great he sings with ted's band briefly and then the janitor who we've never seen really love anyone just says thank you for being you yeah and then he gives him a big hug yeah and then they hug yeah and then you get invited into

the brain trust because uh van dyke's character vouches for you what is his name uh yes so the brain trust i don't think it's called the brain trust but yet but this is the first appearance of the brain trust in an episode of scrubs now that was bobby our dolly grip yeah uh the late robert foster his father well yeah so bob Bobby Foster was a dolly grip for the length. And for those of you who know, the dolly is the thing the camera's on when it's gliding around or moving up and down. And sometimes it's just rolling on the floor.

Sometimes it's on tracks. It has a silent hydraulic lift in it so that the camera can kind of move up and down without making any noise. And it's a very, very skilled position on the set because you have to be able to hit lots of marks. You have to be able to be moving it left and right while it's going up and down at the same time.

It's a, it's a really important position. And for the length of the show, he was our a camera Dolly grip. And this was his cameo as a brain trust member as a brain trust member and his dad late great robert foster yeah there you go so he summoned some of his dad's uh skills now we're jumping ahead but there's a really funny moment in 1224 when uh neil was just riffing it was really and you can see you know crazy eyes margo who i think he came up with that neil

and then he said troy's to stop spitting in your food. That's the favor that Troy's going to do for me. And then if you look at the end, you guys, if you go back and look at the episode, Neil at like 1310 starts just laughing because he's praying. I think he made all this up, the prayer and the praying and everything. He's like, Lord lord please help Margot to find her way home tonight and it looks like

he tries to play it off like he's like getting like gonna cry but he's fucking about to laugh and that was rare for Neil that he would ever break character that was very funny I laughed very hard at that I always thought that this was the first episode where you said chocolate bear and it wasn't i was proven wrong obviously yeah but this is the

second time you said it it's the second i'm i'm wondering if i just came in on the first episode the last episode and did it and we all thought it was so funny that we just like oh that's going to be a thing let's do it again right a lot of again, right. A lot of malnudity. A lot of malnudity. Todd power walking through the hospital. He loves it. That shit had me rolling. You didn't laugh at that?

I did. I just didn't understand how. So I've paid Todd, or I've offered Todd money to go do. I bet you that if such and such and such, and if Carly doesn't say yes, then I'll power walk naked through this hospital singing Janis Joplin. She obviously hasn't said yes yet. And then, so I offer Todd money to do it.

He doesn't want the money. He just loves doing it. His line is, no, I don't need the money. That was for me. Yeah, I'm going back out there. And he goes, I'm going back. Hey, I'm going back out there. Now you later say that you recognize me not from Todd having a ripped body that's nothing like JD's.

No, I just know what your junk looks like. My puffin stuff is what you call it, right? Yeah. And then I say, wait, what did I say to that? I wrote it down. Oh, you go, at 324, you go, I can pick your puff and stuff out of a lineup. And I go, it changed since you saw it. It got a haircut.

Which means that I've done some manscaping. As you should. But I just don't understand why you, do you manscape? Do you maintain your situation? Yeah, you know, nobody likes it. I mean, maybe some people do. I could be wrong. Hold on.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. All right, let's get back to manscaping. Donald, do you manscape? I think personally, it's important to cut the hedges back every now and then, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, it makes things look grander. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It also makes your house look larger if you cut down your hedge. You know what I mean? Your power source.

Yeah, the power source. I will say this. Yes, I do. At one point, I didn't because I didn't know. Yeah. Who told you? Casey? No, I was out with you and Jessica Mercado.

Remember Jessica Mercado, the girl I grew up with? Yeah, your friend from the old days. Yeah, I've known her since I was three years old. And we were at Joseph's one night. Yeah, nightclub. Yeah, and somehow manscaping came up. And I said, no. And I showed you guys my hairy bush. You took out your bush at the nightclub?

Well, I just pulled my pants down a little bit. Oh, OK. And you guys were all like, ew! And I remember being like, Ew? I was like, let me see yours. And none of you guys

would show me yours. Well, I'm not the type of person that's going to do that at a nightclub, but I do think that- I had been drinking. Okay, well,

I had been drinking. We all had been drinking, so at this point, inhibitions were out the window. Well, I think it's important for men out there to be open to to to bringing it back to bringing in the hedges a bit shave that woman hair woman or bunk

man is for real when you got hair down there that bunk is for real man listen your woman or man whoever you're whoever you're with they might not have the the courage to to tell you but you know ladies and gentlemen is another edition of uh the more you know dan. But, you know, Ladies and Gentlemen is another edition of The More You Know. Dan, prepare The More You Know music. If your bush is too big, trim it back. There are some people

that don't mind Big Bush. I'm not talking about women, okay? I wouldn't have the audacity to talk about that. I'm saying, I think there are some men out there that just let it all

go crazy. And I think that they need us to tell them to rein it in. But how do you rein it in? Do you take scissors to it? I take one of those, you know, the clippers where they have the spacer thing on it. So you can choose how long you want your... Here's another question. Is it just above the junk or do you get balls and...

I do balls, shaft, balls shaft and you get in between it do you get in between do you get the tank area do you shave yeah i do taint i do taint um sometimes joelle is crying this is so much more information i'm sorry i'm trying to give a public service announcement to men out there it's probably a good one yeah i do the whole area i do the whole region because no one else you know what would be great is if i wasn't scared to wax that would be amazing but like like most people i can't shave with a straight razor because i get uh i have sensitive skin and i get razor bumps and i'm afraid that that would happen down there and that's the last place where i want to

ingrown hair is like right in mythole. You know what I mean? You can go have your anus and inside your cheeks waxed if you want especially since we live near West Hollywood where I'm sure there's a place on every corner. Dan, why are you pointing your head? You do that? I'm saying that's a good idea. Dan, do you wax your asshole?

That's all I'm going to say about that. Dan, do you wax your asshole? Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, play the more you know music again. Dan waxes his asshole. Okay, so if we're talking about waxing, let's get into bleaching. Would you bleach your asshole? Why would I bleach my asshole? I don't know.

That's for people that want a certain coloring to their asshole. Mine's fine. I'll take whatever God gave me on that. I'm just saying that, like, you know, when you get to be a hairy person, you know, you gotta you can't let your your lawn

take over the neighbor's yard. The more you know right there, that's the more you know right there, Dan. That was the more you know break right there. And also, more you know right there, Dan. That was the more you know break right there. Anyway. And also Dan will wax his asshole. We should try it though, Don. What do you think?

When COVID's over, do you want to go get our buttholes waxed with me? Absolutely. We'll do it and we'll do it online. We'll do it on the air too. Oh, we'll record it. We'll record the audio. We'll record the scream that will come from my mouth. That would be great content, by the way, if when the world reopens,

if you and I do go out on the street for some of this. On today's episode, yeah, we're going to talk about the show, but we also have a pre-taped segment where Donald and I went and had our anuses waxed. I love it. Damn COVID ruining all the fun. COVID's ruining all the fun. I'll be there.

Daniel will take us to his guy. All right. How about it when Kelso goes to me at five something? He goes, I go, come on, sir. Tell me a story from the old days. He goes, well, back in 68, I don't like you. Yeah. The end.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I laughed at that. I have that written down. So fucked up. Yeah. The end. Great moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I laughed at that. I have that written down. So fucked up. Yeah.

Fucking Eddie. Once again, Sarah Chalk, very funny in this episode. Yeah. Has some great moments with the... That's another good question. For everyone out there, you know, I personally wanted to know the sex of my baby. Yeah. When they were...

Before they were born. Just so we could get... All 35 we can get all 92 of them just so we could get the, uh, the nursery right. And the clothes, right. So that we wouldn't have to take things back. And the colors were all, you know,

uh, but there are a lot of people out there that don't, that, that they'd want to be surprised. Um, how do you feel about that? Zach that they'd want to be surprised um how do you feel about that zach do you want to be surprised i think it would be crazy to not know i think when someone knows i want to know um i understand i understand some people say that like joel

disagrees with you here we go finish your thought well i just think that if the doctor's sitting there of three feet away from me and she or he or she knows i would want to know i don't but i understand the people saying look there's not that many life-changing surprises that'll blow your mind like this one uh go go and enjoy it i don't know i feel like i just want to know no i i first of all like the gender to me is like the last thing is the baby here is good like let's go whatever right health is most important obviously yeah but but beyond that like i just think yeah just what a an amazing surprise like oh my god it's a baby i just think it would just be crazy like i i don't know how i don't know i don't

think i'd want to know i both me and my brother were surprised for my parents and I think, should I choose to have children, that is definitely the path I would go. Because this has got to be such a fun day. What about you, Dan? Do I want to know the gender of the child before it's born? Yeah. I don't know if I have an opinion on that, to be honest with you. Because there's so many...

There's so many... We have all of these gender reveal parties and stuff like that where the parents learn. I don't want to do that. I mean, I'll say this. You can miss me with that. But I can certainly, I'd be open to the conversation. I would definitely want to talk to my partner about it.

And I would probably let her lead the way. Okay, well, let's say. I have a question. The gender reveal party thing, because I've never been to one and it all sounds horrible to me. I think that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. The parents don't know and they're surprised. That's how it works. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard of the parents don't know and they're surprised that's how it works yeah it's the dumbest thing ever it's like so everybody else pretty much knows what it's gonna be the baker who baked the cake or the person who put the colors in the balloon that you're about to pop you know what i mean

knows before you know and that kind of feels a little weird you know what i mean if the doctor knows and then asks you do you want to know when you choose to find out? I think that's where it should be. And then it's up to you to you know what I mean? But if the dude that made a cake that you never met before, you know what I mean? Wasn't like one of the biggest Malibu

fires ever started by a gender reveal party? Yeah. Yeah. And it's dangerous. There we go. That's where they really lost me um no i don't i don't i don't want to do that krista very pregnant with will so this was this this wasn't a a uh prosthetic this was actually no yeah oftentimes when you're seeing pregnant people in movies obviously uh they've got a fake belly on. But Krista here, you're seeing an actual pregnant Krista Miller belly. I have a question.

Yes. Did you watch on Hulu? I watched on iTunes. Why? I watched on Hulu, and Hulu has commercials. GT's Kombucha has a commercial running with Scrubs on Hulu as well. That's smart of them. Yeah. So not only is GT's sponsoring fake doctors and real friends, it's also being played during episodes of Scrubs.

That's smart. I think that's very smart, GT. I saw a lot of people on my social media were saying, okay, I'm finally going to try this because Zach and Donald are talking about it nonstop. And they were loving it. They were asking me what my favorite flavors were. And they were chatting about it. Did you get your palate? Yeah, I got my latest shipment.

I feel bad when we talk about our shipments in front of Joelle and Daniel. Oh, stop. They can get it too. We got video games now. Don't worry about it. Did you get video games? Yeah. Who sent you video games, Joelle?

Wait, Daniel, who hit us up? Because I haven't responded back. I've been so busy. Do you think that's safe for me to say it was this person from Zozo? Yeah. Maybe not their name, but the company is probably okay. An incredibly kind person from Ubisoft hit a both and...

They said, do you guys need any codes or anything? And I was like, you're so sweet. I've already bought all your games. Thunderous applause. Thunderous applause for Ubisoft. Shout out Ubisoft. Dan, hit the... Well, Ubisoft sent me some games, too.

I'm going to... Do you want to know what games I got? Real quickly? Yes. Okay. I do. Don't move. I you want to know what games I got? Yes. Okay. I do. Don't move. I don't, because they ain't sending me shit.

If you got Far Cry 6, I'm going to be pissed. I'm going to hook you up, Donald, later with all the contacts. I'm going to be honest with you. You know what I really want? What? Because it's coming out soon. That Star Wars game where you're a pilot. Oh, hell yeah.

Star Wars game where you're a pilot and you can play it with a virtual with the headset. Headset, yeah, yeah, yeah. Donald, we really gotta talk about that later because I have an Oculus Quest sitting right here and I could not recommend a single device more.

You were talking about you want some sort of physical exercise video game thing. Yeah, that's it right there. Can you feel the blasters? Can you feel the blasters saber beats game can you feel the blasters hit the lightsaber when you block my friend oh god i'm just saying you can feel the blaster hit it is the blaster bolt hit the lightsaber you feel you have that you have that vibration reactive feeling in your hand i it is exactly the experience you're hoping for.

And it's wireless. And it's wireless. Okay, ready? I got Watch Dogs 2. Ooh! Classic. Great game. I got Far Cry 5. I thought you were about to say Far Cry 6.

I was about to be like, how did you get it early? Is this a good game? Great. A lot of fun game. Very cool. All say Far Cry 6 I was about to be like how did you get it early is this a good game great a lot of fun very cool all the Far Cry's are great Just Dance 2020 classic move those legs trust me you'll love it

it's got all your hit songs on it too oh it actually might yeah that's true Ghost Recon Breakpoint classic and the Family Fun Pack Conquest Yeah, that's true. Ghost Recon Breakpoint Classic. Okay. Cool. And the Family Fun Pack Conquest. Oh, this is just like Monopoly Risk Battleship.

Oh, cool. That's a fun family night. Oh, that's great. Yeah, that's fun. All right. Well, thank you. Shout out Ubisoft. Hey, shout out Ubisoft. You guys are great to all of the other people on this podcast.

Yeah, we like it. We like it. If we mention your thing and you're going to be nice and send us something, you know, bring some to the party for Daniel and Joelle for the love of Yahweh. You know what I mean? We also got something. Go ahead. What did you get?

Sorry, we also got something from Activision, which I have to share with you and Daniel. They're offering us, like, Spyro, Call of Duty, Crash Bandicoot, which I'm definitely going to take them up on. Crash Bandicoot is my favorite childhood game. So yeah, shout out to the video game people. If you guys want to send us more stuff, we're always open to that.

You never know. Get Act of Blizzard in my mentions. You know what? I mentioned a golf simulator in one of the podcasts. Nobody reached out to me from the golf simulator industry. Is that why you mentioned your golf simulator, hoping someone would send you one? No, I mentioned it because I truly want a golf simulator in my home. Well, guess what you're getting for Hanukkah.

Hanukkah's coming up, Zach. Don't you freaking start this. I will get you one. Don't you start this and make me believe you. You're going to treat it like the freaking scooter I brought you, Sasha Gray. Remember how you treated the scooter? I treated it like the frigging scooter I brought you, Sasha Gray. Remember how you treated the scooter? I treated it like the, wait. There was a joke.

I'm not going to go there. Anyway, let's get back to the episode. Let's get back to the show. I wanted to say the next thing I laughed at, oh, I wanted to explain that it's a great cowboy switch. We've mentioned this a few times to you guys on the show. When the stuntman does something and then without cutting, the real actor pops up out of frame as though they did it.

So when JD takes the ladder away and walks in and the and it looks like the janitor falls to the ground and then neil pops up so that was a stuntman who did a big fall from the roof and then neil was lying in wait uh or i guess he probably had to crawl in because i walked through but i thought that was funny very funny he's like why do you keep doing this to me but also knowing that jd there's a ladder that's probably the janitors why the hell is Very funny. He's like, why do you keep doing this to me? But also, knowing that J.D., there's a ladder that's probably the Jenner's, why the hell is J.D. moving the ladder? Just leave the ladder, dude.

You're asking for trouble. I think everybody who was watching the show, when he moved the ladder, knew, okay, J.D.'s going to be getting in trouble for this one right now. Exactly. It's like watching Wile E. Coyote receive the package from Acme. You know it's going to go wrong. And if it were in a black movie theater, the audience would be like, don't you open that package!

Am I right? I laughed when I go, sir, can I call you Townsy? And he goes, no. And Dick Van Tide goes, no. And in the voiceover, I go, I was having a great time working with Townsy. goes no and in the voiceover go i go i was having a great time working with townsie um i i beard fasse is the fucking patient makes no sense was he yeah the i didn't pay attention to that oh dude and i i i i thought i noticed it and then i'm on scrubs wiki they mention it

so um beard fasse the famous background doctor, I guess someone didn't show up today to be a sick patient in bed, and Beard Fosse got the job. Amazing. He's the one that I cut open his carotid artery and the blood spurts all over me. That's Fosse?

That's Beard Fosse's blood. I love that we call him Beard Fosse when it's Beardface. He says it's Beard Fosse, damn it. No, that we call him Beard Fosse when it's Beardface. He says it's Beard Fosse, damn it. No, but we called him Beardface. Yeah. Dr. Beardface. Dr. Beardface.

Now, do you think in the world of Scrubs, the show, that Dr. Beardface just got sick? Or is it just meant to be like a different guy? Let's just say he got sick. That's a good question to ask Bill Lawrence. But Bill doesn't want to be asked those anymore, right he says well then he's not calling in enough i don't know how we're gonna you know everything bill said was so nice on paper but i don't know how it's going to get executed how does that work coordinated with him i have to reach out in advance let him know what shows we're recording he has to come up with the question

record that question so we can launch it to you i'm gonna try damn it i'm good we're gonna make it well the good news is joelle the good news is with bill he really likes you and i think if you use your charms on him and or and or make sure you're cc'ing his assistant you might be able to get it done but it's gonna be you're gonna have to put a little effort into it because i don't he's definitely not gonna go oh i'm to go take care of that. I'll work on it. I'll work on it. Me and his assistant are like this where you're really getting to know each other.

Good. The fun, the sweet thing about it is that Bill was saying he wanted to be a more active part of it other than just answering questions. And everybody loves that on the show. Yeah. You know, you guys, you're getting something that not a lot of podcasts can deliver. You know what I mean? What is that? They're getting the creator of Scrubs.

Right. The show that we talk about. Right. He's so invested in our little podcast. And that's so awesome, man. That's a perk that you get when you listen to fake doctors and real friends. Yes. Again, you're selling to the audience who's already listening, but I love it.

Fake doctors, real friends. Rowdy, first time Rowdy's ever been in the hospital. D.L. Hewley decides to bring Rowdy to the hospital. I'm not sure why. Well, he didn't want to leave it, and he couldn't leave it in the cab. That was that reason. And then D.L. Hewley picks up a woman. First of all, I don't understand this you guys get drunk thing at all.

Okay, so. Why do you get drunk? Well, you steal a woman's hat. Then you want cowboy Western music. Yeah, because when you get drunk, who doesn't want to listen to country music? You ever heard of Kane Brown? You ever heard of Kane Brown? No.

Kane Brown is fire, dude. And everybody out there who has ever listened to Kane Brown knows he's fire. This dude is the new wave, if you ask me, of country music. So you put on country music. I didn't know that about you i listened to kane brown i listened to old school uh uh what's the dude married to faith hill what's his name uh garth is that right no i listen to garth brooks sometimes but uh kane brown what's his name uh tim mcgraw tim mcgraw i listen to tim mcgraw you know this casey's doing i'm assuming yeah you know

she's opened me up to wait you know how you opened uh my mind to uh folk uh slash uh singer songwriter singer songwriter music she's opened my mind to like all music casey was like we talked about earlier she was in the music industry and And so because of that, her catalog, when I listen to, when we're in the car and she's just putting on random songs, her catalog is big. And so I listened, I had the opportunity to hear new music. And when I was away, it sounds like I went to jail or something like that. I was away in, it sounds like I went to jail or something like that. When I was upstate, no,

when I was doing the television show in Jersey, I somehow stumbled onto Kane Brown and he, and I mean, his music is, to me, it's banging. Okay, got it. What's your favorite, do you have a favorite country artist other than Kane Brown? Is there someone, oh, actually, let me ask this. Do you have a favorite country artist other than Kane Brown? Is there someone? Oh, actually, let me ask this.

Who's Casey's favorite country artist? Oh, that's a good question. I don't know. She listens to so much music. And now a new segment called Ask Casey. She ain't here right now, so I can't ask her. She stepped out. You let her out of the house again? She gets out every now and then.

You undo all those locks? I let her see some sunlight. I let her see some out every now and then. You undo all those locks? I let her see some sunlight. I let her see some sunlight every now and then. I think it's good for her skin. I think it's good for her health, her mental health. So tell me about this party. I'm just trying to understand the party in the bar.

You steal a woman's hat. The woman is very nice. You rip a hat off a woman's head and she isn't like, what the fuck are you doing? She's like laughing along with you you which i thought was nice of her and then you yeah i the the point of the party is that you know turk literally he is thinking about himself the whole time that his brother's there he even invites his brother to come visit him to help him close with carla so carla can, you know, the Turks were such good husbands.

You know what I mean? Not only are we good husbands, we're good family men. So you don't have anything to worry about. You should marry me because our life can be like my brother and his wife. But it turns out my brother's wife has left him. And instead of seeing the pain that my brother is in, that Turk's brother is in, Turk is thinking only about himself.

And so the party at the end is Turk realizing, you know what? I need to put the whole me wanting Carla to answer my engagement question on hold for a bit. And I need to cater to my brother's feelings because one, I love him to, uh, you know,

if I'm, if, if, if anything, uh, he needs to pick me up right now. And so that's what the whole party thing is about. Granted,

it's definitely, you know, out of of out of place the things that turk does are definitely like what the fuck it was weird this makes but then why is why does carla get so mad when you come home and i mean because you guys bring home a girl but that girl was with no it's clearly not with you carla the reason why we find out in this episode the reason why carla's hesitant to marry to say say yes to Turk's engagement proposal is because she feels like he's immature and he'll never necessarily grow up. Like, you know, she got pissed off. It's one of the funnier lines in the show. She got she got a little not pissed off, but it struck her wrong when Turk was couldn't stop laughing at the fact that he had

to go operate on mr weenie a patient's name was mr weenie and turk i think weiner yeah whatever it is and turk thinks it's so right exactly and turk thinks it's so funny and she's like he needs to grow up he needs to mature and him bringing a girl home drunk on his brother's shoulders doesn't necessarily say I'm mature. I see. I see. By the way, the girl's holding Rowdy. What's the plan for the girl? D.L. Healy's going to hook up with the girl at the house?

Is that the plan? Well, no. Obviously, they brought the girl home thinking, you know, I don't think they thought anything would happen. Things like that sometimes happen when you're drunk and stuff like that somebody needs to carry Rowdy because I got to carry my brother so can you bring Rowdy up?

Oh I see but don't you think that D.L. Healy's character was going to try and hook up with her? Oh sure I'm sure he was eventually I mean he's supposed to be like a guy who's going through a divorce so he's going to hook up with some random girl Sure maybe that was going to happen but for the most part she was there to help them bring Rowdy upstairs. She was a

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Let's let the caller in. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Richard! Hey, buddy. Hi, Richard. Hi! How are you? I'm very well Look at all of you, thank you very much Look at you, you handsome devil I like your accent

You know, we're very popular in the United Kingdom, Donald Oh, you are Are we? Oh, huge Is that where you are right now, Richard? In the UK? Yeah, I am, yeah I'm just outside of Manchester Oh, yeah. Oh, huge. Huge. Is that where you are right now, Richard, in the UK? Yeah, I am. Yeah.

I'm just outside of Manchester. Oh, United. Yes. Is that your team? Well played, Donald. Yes. That is the team. That is the team.

It was a choice of two, and you picked the right one. Well, if I would have said Chelsea, you would have hated me, huh? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Donald, you would have hated me, huh? A little bit. Yeah. Donald, you don't follow soccer. When I was doing Kick-Ass 2, I learned a little bit about rivalry that goes on in football over there. All right, Richard, thanks for coming on the show.

Joelle, did you say that there was some story about Richard that we needed to know? Oh, yeah. So Richard was going to propose to his partner on the show. He had all set up. He's going to go to a park. It's going to be like sundown. He's going to surprise them with you guys. We did the whole thing.

We had to push back a little bit. Richard was like, cool. I still have to actually pop the question. So I'm going to go do that. And I was like, that's totally fine. tell us about like how magical and romantic it was and we'll also surprise your partner still with the gift of zach and donald yes what a gift what a gift she still doesn't know so she's working this is exciting yeah she's working currently we both work from home i have asked about i've asked already okay but i But I have kind of thought about it since. She never actually said yes.

Interesting. We kind of just kissed, put the ring on, and it was okay. Yep, that's it. It's done. If she put the ring on, she's done. We don't know. We can still do it on the show. Listen, if she put the ring on, that's a yes.

I'm sorry. So, Richard, how are we getting her on the zoom call right now she's just working I'm gonna go and grab her she doesn't know that she's coming on I've told her I've told her to expect a surprise that she needs to take a break so I'm gonna go and grab her now I will bring you with me

I don't know if I look good this isn't important I need more light on me this is a big deal can you guys see me barely barely dude you're not you like my mustache it looks good This is an important, I need more light on me. This is a big deal. Can you guys see me? Barely, dude. You like my mustache? It looks good. So there's some people that want to say congratulations to you.

Hey, congratulations. Congratulations. Did she hear us, Richard? I think I did good. Did she hear us, Richard? Hey. I think I did good. How are you? Can she hear us? She can hear you. Yeah, can you hear her?

No, I just want to be clear. You did say yes, right? Okay, just making sure. Because Richard wasn't sure. He knew you put the ring on, but he didn't know if you actually said yes. He's a bit in shock, I think, Donald. Do you want to take some time, Cohen, and we'll have a bit of a chat? Okay.

Tell work you're busy. Yes, she's working. Oh, it's so exciting to see us. I understand. I'll never get over that reaction. That was an amazing reaction. It was like one of those things. She was like, what the heck is it?

What the? I think it took her a second because of the beard, Donald, probably. Oh, you think it's the beard? It might be my mustache, too. It's kind of like we're both wearing disguises. Yeah. We don't look the same anymore. I've been working hard on this guy.

Dude, this is quarantine. This was all quarantine. Yeah, but I think it's good without your patchy, receding hairline hair, to be honest. You can eat a dick. The thing is, Richard, do you have a question for us?

Wait, before you ask Richard the question, I want to clarify. I think that the hair wasn't as glorious as the beard. Oh, never mind. Here she is. So is your face. Richard. Richard. Richard, what is your fiance's name again?

Louise. Louise. Hi, Louise. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for richard and louise okay all right all right all right um how are you guys congratulations how exciting how did you do it richard how did you what's the romantic way that you did it? So we traveled on Thursday about an hour north of where we are currently, up to the coast. We were really lucky.

The weather was perfect, so we got a really nice sunset. We were set up on a cliff top, this private little area, so we had a bit of a picnic. And I knew I was going to be doing it. Obviously, I thought I was going to be doing it. Obviously, I thought I was going to be doing it on the show with you guys, which actually worked out for the best because it turned out the signal there wasn't great.

So it probably wouldn't have worked anyway. But either way, I knew that I was going to do it at a particular time because of, you know, potentially coming on the show. So we were sitting there having a picnic, nice romantic time, just the two of us. And then literally about five minutes before I was ready to do it, a load of other people turned up to come and check out the sunset and talking about their normal, you know, whatever problems they were having with their dogs or something that day. And I was just sitting there

like, Oh, please leave. Were you afraid to do it in front of them it wasn't that moment wouldn't be intimate with just the two of you yeah it was because literally we'd been sat there and it had just been the two of us for like a good hour and a half two hours so it was typical that literally as i was about to do it a load of other people turned up so so you kind of you were up let me i just want to be clear on all of this. You were up on the cliff for two hours just hanging out? Yeah, we were having a picnic.

Now, do you do stuff like this often? Very rarely. It was our day. So I have to ask your fiancé, were you a little suspicious at this point? A little bit. Because a week before, it's like, randomly, it's like, you want to book Thursday off for work, don't you?

Don't you? And I was like, okay, sure, why not? So a little bit when it was, like, how romantic it was. And then a part of me was like, if he doesn't do it now, I will remind him of this moment for the rest of our lives. Yeah, because, because like what the hell are you doing on a cliff for two hours dude yeah exactly it was it was a uh a bit of a one-off for me but obviously with with everything that's going on and the lockdowns we've kind of just

been stuck in the house for the last few months as is everyone right so i thought even if yeah even even if i bottle it and don't go ahead with it it's still going to be like a nice date night we'll we'll get out um and literally we had an hour's drive up there and all the way up the two of us were sitting in the car singing we're gonna date now we're gonna that's sweet that's awesome sweet in your mind Richard did you know she was going to say yes yeah I think so there was a little bit of nervousness as it got closer to the time I thought what if she doesn't like what I don't know what I'm I haven't considered what I will do if she says no um but no I think it's been we've been together four and a half years now

so it's been a long time coming, to be honest. I probably should have done it sooner. We were supposed to do it earlier this year. I say we, I was supposed to do it. We were going, we had a holiday booked to go to Amsterdam. And one of Louise's friends, who's a photographer, lives over there. So I was going to get her to take the picture. And literally a week before we were due to leave,

that's when the lockdown kicked in and we couldn't go. I really do like Amsterdam as a place to go propose because you could get fucked up. And then you could be like, whichever way it went. Well, that was the thing. It's not the weed. It's not the absinthe. It's for real.

Will you marry me? Well, I'm sorry we couldn't be a part of it. But it sounds like it worked out for the absence. It's for real. Will you marry me? Well, I'm sorry we couldn't be a part of it, but it sounds like it worked out for the best. And we're glad that you're on the show today. Yeah. Thank you very much for having us. Do you guys have a question for us? Anything that we can,

any trivia you'd like answered? Anything about the show at all? I have one, but I'm going to but I'm going to secede to my fiancée and see if she's got one. I can't remember the one we talked about.

Something about Eagle. Oh, no. I'll ask mine. Mine was for Scrubs obviously being a comedy show, one of the things, and you guys have talked about it before on the podcast, was you did have some really quite heavy storylines.

But the thing that I loved most about it was they were never or rarely confined to a single episode. They would generally tend to be put over a couple of episodes and therefore you'd handle the fallout of it and things like that so my favorite of that was when dr cox lost three patients and then the following episode is all of you going around trying to pick him back up because he's really suffering with it um so mine was really just is there any of those kind of long longer storylines that went over a couple of episodes that are either your favorite or you wish you actually could have been involved in if it wasn't your storyline? Well, the Brendan Fraser one, you know, the problem for me, and it's not a bad thing, it's just the way storytelling goes on television, is you have somebody who you follow through the show, and most of the things that come to the show happen to that person.

And everyone else on the side deals with something else, like a B-storyline. and everyone else on the side deals with something else, like a B storyline. So Brendan Fraser being on the show is a J.D. and Cox storyline, not necessarily a Turk storyline. And, you know, I've always, you know, had, I always want to work with, you know, big stars or people who are veterans of this industry and

stuff like that. And so for me, there are a bunch of episodes where I'm like, damn, I wish I could have been a part of that when I, when watching the show, uh, you know, Zach, we're doing the episode with Dick Van Dyke and DL Hughley. Now I love DL, right? I love him tremendously. I would have also liked to have worked with Dick Van Dyke. Cause he's one of my, he's one of my favorite people on the planet. You know what I mean? So for me,

there's a bunch of, I could, I could go down the list of storylines where I was like, wow, I wish I could have been a part of that. But one that's real is the Brendan Fraser one. He was on the show for three episodes

and I think I encountered him and interacted with him in one scene out of all of it. I don't know that I have really an answer for that because I usually got to be involved with especially if it was an episode that was a theme that was going to continue for a few. I feel because I was I usually got to be involved with um the long if it was especially if it was an episode that was a theme that was going to continue for a few I feel like I was

I was involved in it but but I agree with you I liked it when they would span I noticed this episode actually kind of has an abrupt ending um I think it goes like the next episode yeah D.L. Healy must have done another episode because it just kind of abruptly ends yeah and uh it's funny because i i wonder in syndication if they show them in order uh or or completely out of order i don't know you know season one of scrubs was one of those things where you could just turn it on right at any time and it doesn't matter where we are you kind of it's it's scrubs As we go further on into the series, you notice that, you know, if you missed one episode,

you might, you could get lost. But the good thing about it is you can still kind of follow it. I've been watching a lot of BoJack Horseman, by the way, which is so good. I don't know if you guys have watched BoJack Horseman. I have not watched BoJack Horseman. And bizarrely, I've been in the show

as myself a few times. In fact, spoiler, they actually feast on my corpse at some point. And I had seen a few. I said yes to being on the show and wanted to be on the show because the few I saw were hilarious. But now that I'm in quarantine and I'm sort of binging it, and it's so incredibly smart. Now that I'm in quarantine and I'm sort of binging it, and it's so incredibly smart. I think if you're a fan of Scrubs, you'll like it because it's so surreal and wacky sometimes,

but then also has this really deep social commentary and can get quite dramatic for an animated show. I don't think I've ever seen an animated show get so deep. And the theme song is fire. Whenever I'm watching it and the little Netflix thing comes up that's like skip intro, I'm like, how dare you, sir? We will not be skipping this fire intro.

Now, we were gonna... Donald, I didn't bring this up to you, but I thought we could start a new segment. I don't know if Joelle warned you guys, Richard, but if there's anything in your life that you need us to fix, a problem that you're facing... Holy shit! Are we gonna be shrinks? No are we going to be shrinks? no we're not going to be shrinks

no we're not going to be shrinks I'm not good at handyman work either though dude no it could be anything Richard could say we have a drain that won't go down and we tried everything what do you guys think or he could say how do we tell my soon to be mother-in-law that we don't want her to

xyz the point is is like we're going to quickly give advice we're going to fix your life yeah what kind of problems are you guys having this is a new segment called fix your life yeah richard it could be small it could be big it could be like my doorknob keeps falling off of my door, whatever it is, we're going to fix it right now. Well, I think, um, the,

the best thing to ask for that would be obviously with us having just got engaged, um, Donald, obviously, um, you're married and, uh,

to your lovely wife, by the way. Um, and you should have seen your wife's face when you said that. She looked at you like she's gonna kill you i did like the ring's not even dry and i know you obviously you had it jacket at your house as well well so from a wedding planning point of view like what would be your best advice for planning? Take your time.

And it's, you know, that's, that's one thing that you have to do. Look for deals. Cause that shit gets expensive as fuck. If you got friends that can hook shit up and let them do it. You know what I mean?

It's all right. If you don't get me the, it's all right. You don't get me the freaking coaster. I appreciate anything you can do to make this magical day happen. If you have friends that can support you in that way. That's a good idea. You know what I mean?

Also, I don't know about you. Getting married, I'm fine going to the Justice of the Peace. My wife was not all right with that. She wanted a party. And so I was like, yo, however you want to do it, I would say this. It's a fantasy that needs to be lived out. And in order for that to happen, you both have to be honest with what you want. You know what I mean? So if Richard, you have a certain idea of what you're looking at for a wedding, you need to express it.

And Louise, if you have a fantasy that you had for your wedding, you need to express it. And then you guys need to come to a compromise. Unfortunately, this could take a really long time to compromise what it is you want. But at the end of the day, you only get one. I mean, it depends on how well your marriage is. But you really only get one time to depends on how well your marriage is but you really only get one time to get married you know first time to get married well 50 of people get divorced so we got a chance that's fine but listen you only get one chance to you only get one chance

to have a first wedding and so you only get one chance to have a first wedding it's what it is my advice from someone who's never all right my advice from someone who's never had a wedding but gone to many is that the music is the most important thing. So if you're going to get a DJ, make sure that it's the kind of music you like. Don't just trust the DJ to pick the vibe for your wedding party. Pick music that you guys love. You know what I'm saying? He's right about that because we had a DJ and a band. And the band was cool when we were singing with the band.

Like, I sang two songs with the band at my wedding, and that was the coolest. That was really cool. But then when the band was performing by themselves, nobody was dancing. And then the DJ turned up, and then everybody was on the dance floor. So it's really important. Ask Daniel. He knows about DJing. Also, don't have a cash bar.

I went to a wedding with a cash bar. That's a really bad look. That's a bad look. Like, if you can't afford the bar tab, then invite less people. But don't make me go worse. Yeah, don't, yeah. I would say I think weddings are better smaller.

I mean, as someone who's been to a bunch. I think when weddings are really big, you don't really have much personal contact with people. I mean, I personally don't like the big like ballroom thing of like everyone in a hotel. I think, I think what we did for Donald was, you know, I don't have a big fancy backyard. I have a nice backyard, but it was like, it was basically in a backyard and there was a dance floor and there was, it was beautifully designed and everything with the way that Casey had it decorated. But I mean, I just think smaller, better, put that money that you saved from not having too many people

into great, great decorations and great music and great food. Because it has to be the best party of your life. You know what I mean? Yeah. It has to be the best party of your life. Now, as part of the segment, I mean, you guys need to answer whether or not we fixed your life successfully.

And there's one answer we prefer, but you obviously have a choice of yes and no. I think so. Do you think so? I think definitely the one chance to make it what we want it to do is absolutely what we want. And definitely, Zach, from a music point of view, we've actually already started putting together a playlist of what songs we want. And definitely, Zach, from a music point of view, we've actually already started putting together a playlist of what songs we want. And do you want to say what our first answer is going to be? The Book of Love.

Oh, that's so sweet. Well, then you know something, Richard, Louise, you're welcome. Yeah. Thank you very much. Thunderous applause, Dan. You fixed everything. We fixed their life. We fixed their life. We fixed their life. We successfully fixed their life.

You guys will always know that you're the first couple whose life we ever fixed. You're welcome. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you guys for coming to the show. Good luck. Good luck. We really appreciate it.

Love the show as well. I heard what you said and I love you too. Yeah, I love the show as well. Well, I love you. Thank you. I heard what you said, and I love you too. Yeah, I said it. I love every one of you. We love you, Richard. I love you, Louise.

Congratulations. Later, guys. Thank you. Congrats. Thank you. Well, you know what, Zach? So sweet. I feel good about that. We fixed somebody's life.

Yeah. Do you like this new segment? I love this new segment. I've called Zach and Donald Fix Your Life. I love this new segment. I've called Zach and Donald Fix Your Life. I love this new segment. This is my favorite new segment. Oh, you're going to get a special guest star visitor as we wrap up the show.

Babe, do you want to meet the team? Yeah. Come say hi. Yeah. What's up? How's it going? Hi there. That's Joelle and Danil.

Hi, Joelle, Danil. Pleasure to meet you. Hey, I got- Lovely to meet you. I got, my brother bought me a Oni. Is that what it's called? Oni. An Oni.

Yeah. You want me to come and make some pizzas for you? I made some, well, I made the dough, and I'm going to get the fixings, but I noticed that you put a little oil around it. Yeah, I do. Do you want to shout me out a little? Send me a little email of what these oils are? Because they were delicious, girl.

I mean, all I can say, Donald, is you're just going to put some olive oil and two cloves of garlic in one. Okay. And then in another one, you're going to do olive oil, chili flakes, and a little bit of pesto. It's going down. And then you're going to put the oil on before you put the pizza in the oven, and then you're going to put it on the crust when it comes out. And you drizzle it. Oh.

Oh, my God, Sal. I can't wait. It makes it addictive. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. It's good to see you. Do you like our first Florence cameo here on the podcast? I love it.

Will it make the show? Is she going to turn her key? Yes, of course it will. Turn your key, ma'am. Turn your key. So, babe, these are the people that I'm always talking to all the time. It's actually really good to see your faces because, obviously, it's a podcast, so you don't see faces. Indeed. Yeah, these are my friends.

I know. You talk to them more than you do me sometimes. Thank you for sharing delicious cooking tips with us. Indeed. I mean, we'll see what I can come up with next time. Donald, get some questions ready. Oh my god, we should have a segment cooking corner.

Flo gives you pizza cooking tips. Yeah, Flo Pugh's tips. Let's do it. Let, my God. We should have a segment, Cooking Corner, with Flo. Oh, my gosh. Pizza cooking tips. Yeah, Flo Pugh's tips. Let's do it. Let's do it. For all of you out there, thank you for listening to Fake Doctors, Real Friends. For Zach, Flo, Joelle, Daniel, I'm Donald Faison. Have a great one. Five, six, seven, eight. About a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses.

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