Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 322: My Best Friend's Wedding with Judy Reyes

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

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Starting point is 00:01:54 Listen and subscribe to Table for Two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, look at Joelle's new background, Donald. Holy cow, it's like she's at the stairs or something like that. Look at that tour, look at that, bro. Look at that, Donald. Wow, she got steps and shit now.
Starting point is 00:02:13 She's got a big ass house. We've been moving on up to a townhouse. We came in. To the deluxe apartment in the sky. Joelle, you don't as as jovial as someone who just moved into a dope new house stone to the bone no moving in with adhd is really a challenge uh there are everywhere i'm like trying to get myself organized i'm i'm so happy to be out of my old space and
Starting point is 00:02:43 then we have all of this room and I can see the vision and I'm very excited, but we're not quite there yet. Joelle, you've got to give yourself time to live amidst the chaos. You sound just like my baby brother. No, you're going to drive yourself
Starting point is 00:03:00 crazy. It's going to take like a month or so to get it all. It's so long. can listen if you guys go balls to the wall i just imagine you don't have all the furniture yet right you need to get some furniture we got to get a couch i'm sitting on like an ottoman right now speaking of the vision did you watch wandavision i watched the first three episodes how did you get the first three she's a she's a she's a critic we got we got a man we got the box three? She's a critic. Hold on, man.
Starting point is 00:03:27 We got the box, too. Flo got sent a whole box. I think it's like Marvel Insider shit. You got all of it? Did you get the whole series? We got the box set, yeah. Man. If you do me a favor.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I'm going to be honest with you, man. Daniel, you and I, man, we don't get the perks that these two get. These two get the perks. You know what I mean? Well, she's a critic. I'm in every union and guild there is. And my girlfriend's in a Marvel movie. So we get a lot of shit. Yeah, well, I'm in a closet.
Starting point is 00:03:57 OK? I will loan you our WandaVision box set if you do me a favor. If favor is... What is favor? Hold on. Hold on. What is said favor? Whatever you're willing, however far you're willing to go. No, no, no. I've seen this type of porn before. No, no, no, no, no. You've seen friends help each other out? The porno? Yeah, I know how that starts off. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Hey, man, will you help me shower? I broke my arm. Oh, my God. I'm stuck under the sink. Could you take my pants off for me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Doctor says I'm supposed to beat off like five times a week, but with these two broken arms. I can't do it. Even better. Doctor says I'm supposed to beat off like five times a week. I can't do it. Even better. Doctor says I'm supposed to beat off like five times a week. I can totally do it. I just need a target. Can I use your face?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Oh, my God. Anyway, welcome, everyone, to the program. Joelle, you bopped off for a second and missed a really beautiful segue. Oh, I heard it all. Oh, my goodness. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the program. We have the season three finale, everybody. We're. Oh, my goodness. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the program.
Starting point is 00:05:07 We have the season three finale, everybody. We're going so fast, guys. Oh, my gosh. We are one third of the way through this rewatch podcast. Wow. A lot of people weighing in on social media saying they would love us to do another show, like Friends or The Office. I think we should do, like, Martin. I know. You said that last time? I think we should do like Martin.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I know, you said that last time. I don't want to do Martin. Or A Different World. That would be a good one. A Different World would be a good one. I think you've got to do one, just from a listener point of view, I think you want to do one that the bulk of our fan base overlaps with enjoying that show. So that's why it would be like Parks and Rec or The Office or Friends,
Starting point is 00:05:45 stuff that's in our style. You know what I mean? I totally understand. Something that Scrubs viewers would probably also want to binge. No, I totally get it. I get it. So sorry about Martin. Yeah, I totally get it.
Starting point is 00:06:01 I totally get it. Why do you have this weird – I feel like something's coming, something's brewing. It's like, I hear, I hear. Nothing's coming. Nothing's coming. They can hear it in my voice already. Yeah. I totally get it.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Okay, I get it. Listen, I, how was your weekend? My weekend was decent. It was hot. I spent it with the kids. Yeah. That's what we did. We made some, I made some delicious meals for my children, which they did not eat.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I saw the chicken and waffles, you mean. They ate that. Oh, they ate that. Yeah. That looks good. They just don't eat the other things. They don't eat the sophisticated things like the oxtail. They're like, nah, I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:06:45 We've been watching Top Chef, which I love, and there's one guy who does a lot of soul food cooking, and it made me miss Roscoe's chicken and waffles. Oh, man, that's why I made those chicken and waffles the other night, last night. I needed it for my soul. I did, man. I wonder if you can get Roscoe's on, what do you call it, Postmates.
Starting point is 00:07:08 You can get anything on Postmates, man. You can get diamonds on Postmates. You can get diamonds on Postmates? Dude, go shopping on Postmates. You'd be surprised what you'll find. That'd be funny. Can you go buy an engagement ring? I'd like this cut.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I'd like this cut I wouldn't be surprised if like Aaron Brothers has a freaking Postmates connection just type Aaron that's A-A-R-O-N slash diamonds
Starting point is 00:07:38 for your 25% off I don't think Aaron Brothers sells diamonds I know I'm making shit up. Look how cute my dog is right now. She's under the pillow. Joelle, look. Oh, what a sweetie. She's so cute.
Starting point is 00:07:53 She's so cute. I saw Nomadland, which is really good. It's really good. That's that Tom Hanks movie? No. Is that Tom Hanks movie? No, Nomadland is the one with Frances McDormand who adopts this lifestyle of living in her van because she has no money. And the film follows this sort of trend, if you will, of people who either because they choose the life or because they don't have enough money to have a home, begin to live in their vans. And people trick them out in all different ways. And some of them are sort of migrant workers. They go where the work is. This character goes to work at Amazon for the holidays.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Then she goes and she works in different restaurants, depending on what time of year it is. Anyway, it's about this sort of life that these people live and you're watching it and you're going wow these people are so real that they've found to be in the film with her i've never seen any of these faces before and they're all so extraordinary turns out they're all the real people she just like they just took a small crew and like embedded with all the real people so there'll be a woman who's telling you this like heartbreaking story about how she ended up living in her van and losing her child. And you're just like, wow, what an actress. I can't believe I've never seen her before.
Starting point is 00:09:12 She's telling her story. Wow. It's fucking beautiful. I really highly recommend it. Did you watch it on a streaming service? I watched it. I have the screener. I think I watched the DVD of it.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Lucky. But why? Is it not out yet, Jewel? I'm not sure. I was just wondering if we could direct people to it. Let me see. Will you look for me? It must be out.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yeah. But I really recommend it. Frances McDormand, of course, is just an extraordinary actress. Now, me, I'm OCD. So whenever I see something that intrigues me, I then go balls out and research it for hours and hours and i went down the rabbit hole of of conversion vans because some of these fans are so cool out of van did i really want to are you gonna get like the
Starting point is 00:09:58 bat are you gonna scooby-doo a van oh my god you should totally mystery machine a van i want a totally mystery machine a van i wouldn't paint it like the Mystery Machine, but you can go. There are so many people now that are tricking out like Sprinter vans, you know? And they're so cool. Turn that shit into a fucking Kanye West gift that he gave to freaking Future type situation. Yes. That's a tricked out van right there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Oh, sorry. Joel just told me it's on Hulu, guys. Anyway, check it out. Again, it's a slow-paced, artful indie. But what's mine? Oh, this is Chloe Zhao. Nothing's wrong. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Chloe did an incredible movie, what, like two years ago about cowboys? I think it's called Cowboy. It's called The Rider from 2017. Oh, sorry. So good. Yeah, Florence had seen that, and I haven't. Her other film is called The Rider, and I Oh, sorry. So good. Yeah, Florence had seen that and I haven't. Her other film was called The Rider, and I believe she does the same thing in that,
Starting point is 00:10:48 in that she casts all the real people. Yeah. Right? But last thing I'll say about Nomadland is you just, as a director, I'm going back and forth. Like, I'm going, are these the real people? Or no way. This performance is too amazing for someone who's not an actor.
Starting point is 00:11:06 And then the credits come up, and every single one will be like, Jim, Jim Smith. Tim, Tim Baker. It's all the fucking people. So cool. Other than her and David Strathairn, I think it's all real people. Anyway, I highly recommend it. Right on.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm waiting to catch my stride, man. You know what I mean? i'm waiting to catch my stride man you know what i mean i'm waiting to hit that stride just like we all are i'm you know it's a beautiful thing when you find it too like i feel like the person that's found it is like you know when tom hanks found it it was like back to back to back to back to back oscars and awards season mahershala ali that's another person who found it you know know what I mean? It was something that all of a sudden clicked, all of a sudden. You know what I mean? And I hope for every actor out there, I know we all search for it, but it is my dream to find that. And I hope for you, Zach, I hope you find it one day. I hope for everyone that that moment where it finally clicks and something, because it's so chaotic, man.
Starting point is 00:12:06 You know what I mean? It's all so chaotic. You said it best, to find the perfect performance. They literally had to get somebody who experienced it to make it work. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, as actors, we try to get there. And I truly hope for myself, I hope for you, I hope for anyone out there who's an actor and is listening,
Starting point is 00:12:30 I hope that you find it, man, because it's the forever journey. I'm getting emotional thinking about it right now, man. It's that forever journey, man. And if you do find it and if you are able to touch it, congratulations. All you've got to do is keep going all out for everything that comes up you know you're only one audition away from a role that'll change your life and that doesn't matter if you're a known actor like donald or if you're a struggling actor listening you're one incredible audition away from having your whole life change and all you can do is go all out never phone anything in always do
Starting point is 00:13:09 the work and um it's always a roll the dice but if are you prepared for that you know i've when i'm directing i have actors come in and you like they act like they got it this morning and it's not memorized and um no shit happens people that you. People don't have time to memorize it. Their kid was homesick from school, whatever. But you're never going to be able to compete with the people out there who are going 100% every single time. So you have to do that. It's real.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Well, you know. But that's the other thing, though. You think once you get in, also, I'm in, we're golden. Just because you're in doesn't mean that spot's yours forever you got to continue to earn it and it could be gone the next year remember mickey rourke had this fucking extraordinary comeback when he did uh the fighter oh the box the wrestling movie the wrestler the wrestler and it was like it reminded everyone the holy fuck what a great actor and then it was like okay well here comes his giant second chapter and
Starting point is 00:14:05 it didn't happen right well he did iron man two part two he was an iron man part two right well you know you know what i mean i mean like i just i know how great of an actor he is like i think it's just the first thing that came to my mind there's a zillion examples of people like it's just so so many things have to line up dude it's not just talent obviously it's just so, so many things have to line up, dude. It's not just talent. Obviously it's talent. Obviously it's you going your balls out best, but then it's like, you know, is the, is the right role lined up for you?
Starting point is 00:14:32 You know, what's crazy is that us being home now and everything like that, we get to look at the self tapes that we send in. Right. Right. And so I'll sometimes sit there and I'll spend hours on a self tape, trying to get the perfect tape. And then I'll look at it and I'll be like, holy shit, I'm fucking killing this shit.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like when I did Emergence, I remember when I was doing Emergence, I was like, if anybody sees this show that's in the entertainment industry, I got a job coming my way. This shit is real in the field. It's real. Right. It's like the same thing when you get your audition tapes and you send them out. And then when they go, it's not going any further.'re like wait a second what wait hold on yeah did they did they watch did they look at did they watch the tape they must not have seen the tape they didn't see the tape they didn't see the tape if they saw what about when you find out who they hired and
Starting point is 00:15:16 you're like what yeah dude that happened recently that happened recently and my wife looked at me like you've gotta be fucking kidding me and i I was like, babe, come on now. Babe, babe. I was like, no envy. You can't be envious of this shit. You got to let it go. And she was like, babe, I'm sorry. My wife is my biggest fan.
Starting point is 00:15:38 She's like the hype man that gets you into the fight. You know what I mean? She's not the hype man that's like, yo, we got Donald Faison up in here. Everybody go crazy. She's the one that gets us like, yo, you don't know who the fuck this is? You don't know who my man is? You need to motherfucking understand who my man is. I love that about her.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Yo, baby, tell them who you are. Tell them who you are, baby. Tell them who you are. Does she read with you for your self-tapes? Yeah, she reads with me. She gives me directions. Like, I'll be rehearsing it, and she'll go, you're not going to do it like that, are you?
Starting point is 00:16:12 I'll be like, what? Oh, my God. Like that. Are you going to do it like that? You shouldn't do it like that. Yeah. I'm like, all right, we can't do this anymore. You're not going to.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I don't need you to rehearse. Yeah, I can imagine you guys would get into an argument over that. We fight. Oh, God, yeah. We fight so big time. I don't need you to rehearse. I can imagine you guys would get into an argument over that. We fight. Oh, God, yeah. We fight so big time. We fight so... When it comes to the work, oh, my God, we argue so much. And I know it's coming from a great place because she wants what's best for me, but she's not an actress.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You know what I mean? But she thinks... She can memorize shit real quick. It's automatic. She'll read it once and then it's memorized but the infliction and the tone and the way she's saying it is kind of off always but because it's memorized and i'm struggling to memorize it she's like oh god she's like she gives me the you're so terrible at this like she's like i should be i should be gives me the you're so terrible at this oh my god i should be an actress oh my god do you remember i once directed casey cobb in a video that was never released do you remember that yeah i do so i you can cut this if you want to but i gotta tell these
Starting point is 00:17:19 guys i went so we were doing a pub a psa for um what was it? Casey's Charity. Yeah, Souls for Souls. Souls for Souls. It was an idea like you donate a pair of shoes. Where are you going? Well, I want to hear the story. Is he going to grab Casey? I bet he's going to grab Casey.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Or maybe he's asking her if we can tell the story. He might be asking her for if we can tell the story. Babe. He might be asking her if we're allowed to tell the story. I'll tell a PG version of it. I want to hear the R version. Yeah, seriously. Why'd you just get up and leave? I went to go get the girl. Oh, is she coming?
Starting point is 00:18:00 Yeah, she's here. Am I allowed to tell the story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, guys. Well, Donald was talking about how you give him direction when he's doing his audition tapes. Yeah, I'm not allowed. Well, we don't do it anymore together.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Well, because you're too mean? You're too hard of a director? You know what? I should have been a director. I really should have because. See, here we go. We're talking about my auditions and how you help me out with my auditions well first of all i get annoyed when he says hey babe can we read this can you run this with me and i run it and he doesn't know it that to me is one of my biggest
Starting point is 00:18:37 pet peeves because yeah you got to know it why doesn't he why is he memorizing before he comes to you. No, I do remember. Exactly. Oh, that's... Okay. But also, after the 18th time, after like the 18th time, I'm off book. And she's got it memorized and you don't know. And so then... Oh, I would hate that.
Starting point is 00:18:58 If my girlfriend had it memorized before me and she wasn't the one auditioning, I'd be so mad. Every single time. And then... Stop. And then I say, why don't you go back and study it some more? for me and she wasn't the one auditioning i'll be so mad every single time and and then stop and then i say why don't you go back and study it some more and we'll practice again later because
Starting point is 00:19:11 what should you do should you have been an actress though i should have been a director okay so then he comes back and we do it again i'm like is that how you're gonna do that is that it doesn't sound like you're in a conversation that sounds like you've memorized and i'm like oh my god look at his face i wish the audience could see his face for now he's so mad so mad we'll fight and then he won't speak to me for three days oh god um but no but literally it's like, and then one time, I don't know if he told you. Get out of here. That's my cooking stock.
Starting point is 00:19:46 There was one time that he had this big audition for something. And I'm just going to say in retrospect, it bombed. So it was a blessing in disguise. Yo, it was for the **** again. I woke up that. It bombed and the movie was bad, but keeping it 100. Yeah, we studied it forever and ever. I read lines with it.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I mean, I was in the action scene. She gave me line readings and everything. She gave me line readings. And then I'm going to tell you, when he delivered, I said, I think you need to think of and picture and imagine Robert Duvall in this scene and how he would do this. He goes and does the audition. He doesn't get the role.
Starting point is 00:20:25 It's my fault. Yeah, because you steered him towards being Duval-esque. Yes. So when that movie bombed, it was the best thing that happened in my life in that year. I can't even watch movies that I've auditioned. Even if the movie's bad, I'm still jealous and mad that I didn't get the movie. There's so many movies that have come out where I was like, man, I should have got that, and I didn't. Listen, Casey, I was going to tell the story about how I once directed you, but we can edit it out if you don't want, but I'll try and tell it delicately.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Is this the hair commercial? No, this is the Souls for Souls with Jessica Simpson. Oh, yes. So Casey has a charity she's involved with called Souls for Souls that donates shoes to those who need shoes. And Donald and I did a public service announcement for them. And I'm like – and Casey's like, hey, I think I can get Jessica to do one. Can you come up with an idea? And we can execute it?
Starting point is 00:21:27 We'll shoot it at her house. I'll be in it. It'll be great. I'm like, sure, Casey. That'll be fun. So me and Donald's had like sexual innuendo, and it was like us being us, just being stupid and then trying to get a lot of eyeballs on it. And then it was, okay, let's go donate shoes for Souls for Souls.
Starting point is 00:21:44 So we want to do the same thing with jessica so i go i go casey let's why don't we do an idea where jessica's um fallen asleep under the covers with her shoes on oh god and uh and you come in you're her friend and you're like oh and you know you see her struggling to get her shoes off and you try and help her because she's fallen asleep under the covers with her shoes on and you try and help her because she's fallen asleep under the covers with her shoes on and she's like and i go the joke will be like you're not sure what she's doing um like it'll be a little bit like is she playing with herself or something and then and then it'll be revealed that no she's just struggling to get her shoes off so we we go to
Starting point is 00:22:21 jessica's house j house. Casey's there. And Jessica has friends over. And I'm like, oh, God, how are we going to do this? She's got friends over or whatever. We're going to figure it out. So we go up into one of the bedrooms. And Casey's there with me. And Jessica hasn't really, you know, read or memorized what we're trying to do.
Starting point is 00:22:40 And we're like, all right. So, Jessica, you're basically trying to get your shoes off. But I need the audience to think that you might be masturbating. Oh, God. And then the idea is that Casey comes in and goes, what are you doing? So we start filming. Jessica's like, hmm. Oh. So we start filming. Jessica's like, and I go,
Starting point is 00:23:11 cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Jessica, we need the audience to sort of, it can go either way. You're either trying to get your shoe, picture you're struggling to get your shoes off, and you're like, but it also has to be a little bit unclear what you're doing. But it can't be full-on porno. She's like, OK, OK, I got it.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I got it, I got it. OK, take two. Ugh. Ugh. Keep in mind, it's just me, Zach, and Jessica in the room together. And I'm mortified. I'm like. And then Casey comes in. Casey comes in. And she turns around like, Jessica, and Jessica in the room together. And I'm mortified. And then Casey comes in.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Casey comes in. She turns like, Jessica, what are you doing? And then she pulls back the covers. And she's like, I'm trying to get my shoes off. Anyway, we did the best we could. We cut it together. Casey and I were laughing. We showed it to Jessica and her team.
Starting point is 00:23:59 And they were like, there's no fucking way you're putting this on the internet. So Casey and I are the only people that have ever seen the PSA that we made. That's fine. But anyway, can you still go to Souls for Souls, Casey? You can still go to Souls for Souls and donate shoes, but only Casey and I will ever see the unreleased director's cut of Jessica Simpson has a fake orgasm. shoes but only casey and i will ever see the unreleased director's cut of jessica simpson literally the most awkward random situation i've ever been it was so funny it was so funny but i
Starting point is 00:24:39 agree with her family you couldn't really release it because it was too X-rated. And not to mention, we shot that part what, 37 times and finally we were like, I think this is about as good as it's going to get. The truth is, we would have had a really, we would have directed a lot of traffic to a good charity. Alright, Casey, we got to start this show off. Bye, guys. Bye.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Bye, Casey. Be well. Look how everybody's up here because y'all can't be without me for five minutes. My God. Y'all can't be without me for five minutes. Oh, they're so cute in their uniforms. They're just paraded by in their little uniforms. I love that the whole family's in the closet. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:25:23 All right. We got Judy Reyes here, everybody, for the season finale of season three. Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. I said he's got stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate
Starting point is 00:25:38 I said he's got stories that we all should know So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. All right, here comes Donald's recap. I hope on behalf of everyone that he chose to pre-write it this time. No, it's freestyle again. I like the freestyle. I like the freestyle. I like the beat. The beat was fire
Starting point is 00:26:07 first of all. Yeah, the beat was good, Daniel. Thank you. I appreciate that. Oh, God. I was worried. I saw like one positive Instagram comment and I was like, oh, shit. Now he's never going to write it again. He's going to rely on Daniel's beat. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:26:23 All right, drop the beat, Daniel. Turk and Carla have finally reached their wedding day. Jordan and Cox have the house to themselves. If you're married with kids, you know exactly how special that is. JD and Elliot are beefing. And is it Danny or Doug or Danny and Ted or is it Danny and Sean? I don't know. But Danny get around like Tupac.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Marriage is a beautiful thing when you get it right. Yeah. Good work. That was funny. That was a good one. That was a good one, Donald. Nice beat, Daniel. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Dude, I got to tell you, this is a great episode. Yeah, it's good. It goes without saying. You got Tim Holbert, one of our best writers, with Bill Lawrence directing. And it's just a great one. The story's great. It's funny shit. It's romantic.
Starting point is 00:27:18 It's got everything you want. It's even got George Takai, for God's sakes. It's got Sulu. It's got Sulu. Yeah got sulu yeah sulu sulu is up in this piece and i even do the flip phone for him just to give it a little bit of a star trek reference to click oh i didn't even get that yeah now let's talk about some trivia we have judy coming any moment uh she had to join us belatedly. So before you guys say you're taking too long, we're stalling for waiting for Judy. I saw on Scrubs Wiki, so this is Judy's sister, right?
Starting point is 00:27:53 One of these is Judy's real twin. Yeah, the one who gets her eyebrow shaved off is her actual twin. Right. So that's Judy's obviously fraternal twin. This is the very first episode where Dr. Kelso calls you Turkelton. Yeah. And Mrs. Turkelton. Yeah. And Mrs. Turkelton. Very funny. Kelso Hammered. So let me get this straight. Sir, you think my name is Turk Turkelton? Yeah. And he goes, and Mrs. Turkelton. The Turkeltons. The Turkelton. And then he goes, can I get a scotch?
Starting point is 00:28:24 A bucket of scotch yeah he gets hammered kelso's funny hammered kelso is funny uh jocelyn uh reyes is uh is uh jocelyn jocelyn that's what i said renee was the bartender did you catch that yes and uh for those of you playing along uh the bartender who first serves kelso at the wedding is uh was sarah's stand-in renee and um i think this is the first time she's ever on camera right she whereas dionte and and scott our stand-ins and katya they often did um background stuff renee mostly didn't i don't think yeah she i don't know if she chose not to but it's weird because she popped on camera like she looked great yeah when i remember when you
Starting point is 00:29:11 get to set the stand and show you you know what it is that you're supposed to do and sometimes if it's complicated you go by the monitor so you can see exactly what it is that's happening and renee always popped on camera it was like why, why don't you just, you should be an actress, girl. Why don't you just, you know. Well, I'm sure she was trying. I remember that too, Donald. I remember like when you'd often look at the stand-ins on the monitor and Renee had that thing that just sort of popped on camera.
Starting point is 00:29:36 The camera loved her. She looked great. And she finally got a line. She offers Kelso booze. Yep, she does. So this very first scene you're in, you're naked. I am naked. Now, what was that like?
Starting point is 00:29:52 For those of you who were playing golf, how was my swing, first of all? Horrible. One, I have a sock on my – it was a codpiece, obviously. So you just jam it all in a tube sock? Balls and shaft jammed into a tube sock, pretty much. Balls and shaft. And if you jam all that in a sock, it's likely to stay unless you do too much jumping. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Did you take a rubber band? Well, rubber band circulation situations when you rubber band it. Rubber band is a circulation situation right but uh but so I did that also when watching it I remember thinking I was so heavy back then like oh man I'm so out of shape I'm so overweight I wish I had that that that frame now man my butt was fire I don't think you actually thought. I thought you looked good. My waist looked like, oh, my God, I had the waist of a 14-year-old boy. I was looking good, son. Like, that was right.
Starting point is 00:30:52 That was right. Like, I was like, if I could get back to, I remember, I think I weighed like 185, 190 back then. And I remember thinking, well, I'm overweight because 175 was my fight weight, right? And I was like, I'm really overweight. I wish I was 190 right now. I wish I could get back to that weight right now. Oh, my goodness gracious. I bet you my knees wouldn't hurt anymore.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I wouldn't have back issues anymore. Oh, my God. But the work to get there. I Peloton. Did you Peloton today? I Peloton, baby. I Peloton every day. You Peloton today?
Starting point is 00:31:24 I Peloton five days a week. That's my jam. Five days a week. You did it. Today? Five days a week. Yeah, today. I did it too.
Starting point is 00:31:30 How long did you do it for? 30 minutes. Cody. I did 45 minutes. Cody, which one did you do? Oh, good for you. I did whatever, like one of the most recent 30-minute pop rides. I'm trying, man.
Starting point is 00:31:41 But yo, man, part of me is starting to think, like, yo, do I need these eugenics and shit like that? Do I need these testosterone pills? Like, what the heck? I want to look like I did when I was 25. Do you know what I looked like when I was 25? It's like 75% diet. More than that. It's like 98% diet, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Yeah. You got to think of it like everyone gets all complicated. It's just mash. How much you putting in, how much you burning? But you could put, that's the crazy thing, is you could put as – what's the matter, Daniel? That's just the – it's just the most woeful truth. That's all. I'm just sighing at the you're right, just eat better.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Every time I see all these people with their – It's a personal journey as well. Every time I see people with these complicated diets, I'm like it's not rocket science. It's just calorie math. But it's not just calorie math. I'm not saying it's not hard science. It's just calorie math. But it's not just calorie math. I'm not saying it's not hard to pass on the fucking shit you want to eat, but it's not complicated. But you can eat all the protein in the world though, man, and still drop weight. So I don't
Starting point is 00:32:36 know if it's calories though, right? Calories isn't necessarily what it is. It's what you put in versus how much you burn. Right. All I know is, man, I look back at that and I'm like, wow, I look tasty. I was a snack. I was a fucking snack. Your titties look really perky. You had like a solid B cup. That was a straight up A cup, man.
Starting point is 00:32:56 That was A. Those were nice. And they were perky. And Hershey's Kisses looked delicious. Is there something smaller than that? I had a training bra. That's how nice my titties were back then. No, I think they're perky-ays. Those are perky-ays. No, they were. They? I had a training bra. That's how nice my titties were back then. No, I think they're perky-ays.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Those are perky-ays. No, they were. I had training bra. I was working on growing some titties. I was working on it. But they're hard. They were hard. The good kind of titties.
Starting point is 00:33:14 It was like I just went through puberty, and the nipple was hard. You know what I mean? So therefore. I don't know if we're allowed to say that, but OK. You know, I had a thing when had a thing um when i was in going through puberty where i started to get little breasts yeah you get those little freaking hard you get little rocks in your nipples and they hurt and stuff like that yeah that's what i was talking about and that happens to boys they start to get a little estrogen and they get little
Starting point is 00:33:40 beginner breasts and my brothers had seen on like the Jerry Springer show that these guys who were steroid freaks got a thing called bitch tit, which if you take too much roids, I guess you also start to get a little bit of a small breast. And so my brothers thought that was hilarious and they would look, I mean, it was the kind of thing you could see
Starting point is 00:33:59 if I had my shirt off. And they'd be like, oh, you got bitch tit. And I'm like, I don't have bitch tit the doctor says it's gonna go away they're like yeah that's bitch tit yo can we talk about one thing that this show where's judy she's not on yet she's here ladies and gentlemen please give it up for Judy Hi guys Happy belated birthday Thank you It was just recently wasn't it
Starting point is 00:34:34 November That's a long time ago That's too belated I'm so old it's not even funny That's too belated It was a while ago I might be like That might have been rude of me to say that I'm so old it's not even funny. That's too belated. It was a while ago. That might be.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Judy, of all the people. I might be like, that might have been rude of me to say happy birthday. It was. You should have just let it go. I'll take it. Listen. That's how belated it was. It is all right. I will take it.
Starting point is 00:34:57 How are you? I don't even remember your birthday. That's how old I am. So I'll take it. My birthday is in June. It's a summer birthday. That's okay. I hate. So I'll take it. My birthday is in June. It's a summer birthday. That's okay. I hate, thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:09 I hated my birthday when I was in high school and in school because my birthday always fell during summer break. And so I could never have parties with my classmates because of my birthday being in June. So that always sucked. Oh, poor you. I know it sucked, man. It wasn't until I was an adult that the parties really got fly.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Judy Reyes, of all the people we ever had on this little podcast, people demand more Judy Reyes. Is that true? It is. Yeah, it is. Look at Joelle. Look at Joelle. Hi, Joelle. What's up at Joelle. Hi, Joelle.
Starting point is 00:35:45 What's up, Joelle? I'm good. How are you? I'm so happy to see you. There you are. How are you doing? Joelle just got moved into her new home, so she's beaming ear to ear now. Moving during COVID.
Starting point is 00:35:59 God bless you. Yeah. That shit is tight. Moving is hard. But we're so happy to see you. Moving is hard anyway. Nice to see you. Yeah. That shit is tight. Moving is hard. But we're so happy to see you. Moving is hard anyway. Nice to see you. Thanks for having me back.
Starting point is 00:36:10 And we love having you. And this thing has become more popular than Donald and I ever thought it would be. And the people just email Joelle and they say, more Judy Reyes. Well, I appreciate that. And here I am. Here you are. Very happy to have you here. I hope I can accommodate. I have a question to ask.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Go. We'll get right into it. Is there such thing as sex after marriage? Because I don't think that shit exists. Can I just tell you that I am fucking like crazy. What? What?
Starting point is 00:36:43 Thunderous applause, Dan. Thunderous applause. I'm turning my key for that one. Dan, keep it going. Keep it going, Daniel. Daniel, maybe add some woo-hoos in the audience. Woo-hoos. Some yeah, some right-ons.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Don't be embarrassed. It is ridiculous. Add some that's what I'm talking about. Well, Judy, what's your secret? Because Donald is not having as much success i am no i'm having success i every six months i leave for six months and i'm working away this is the first time where i leave where we're actually getting along this man is amazing okay can i tell he's he's a lot to deal with don't get me wrong but he also is an amazing parent um a lot of fun
Starting point is 00:37:28 um unpredictable and an amazing griller and a really really good person that's good yeah and he's you know it's the person who calls you out out on all your shit that either you hang in there with or you don't make it with. That's the guy. Your daughter is so adorable, Judy. She's adorable. She says, she goes, can I come say hi? She came here
Starting point is 00:37:58 at 2 o'clock on the dot, 201. She's so cute. You guys didn't come up until 6. She's still in school, so she went back up. Every time you post about her, I see her. She's so cute. You guys didn't come up until six. She's still in school, so she went back up. Every time you post about her, I see her. She's this special little girl. She's got that energy.
Starting point is 00:38:13 She's 11 now. Does she want to be an actress? I think so. She wants to be a filmmaker. She wants to be in the business somehow. I'm afraid. When I met her, Judy, when we did that last thing, reunion thing at the Roosevelt Hotel, and she has such a big personality and she's so gregarious and inquisitive.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I just was like, oh, this girl's going to be an actress. And loving and sweet and surprising and hilarious. You know, I have a lot of fun. And she drives me absolutely fucking nuts. Really? She seems like such a good kid. She is a good kid. But yeah, she can be naughty.
Starting point is 00:38:55 And now she's 11. She's going into puberty now. Yeah, she wears her heart on her sleeve. Puberty is like, you know, menopause is puberty at like fucking 53. That's exactly what it is. You go through all the changes. And you have daughters. You know what it is.
Starting point is 00:39:12 You know, like they discover their power and they go through the emotional changes. They don't know why. It comes from somewhere. And it's a lot. You try to respect them. you don't want to be your mom and then you see why your mom was your mom and then you see you being your mom and then you hate yourself and then you figure out what was i thinking having a child at 41 oh my god you did it at the right time see that's the man. Everybody does it when they're real young, and that's the mistake, man.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And the pressure is the clock ticking, whatever. You know what I mean? That's the pressure that they throw on women and, you know what I mean, on young couples and stuff like that. But you're not ready for a kid until you're much older, man. You got to be like in your 30s to 40s. The opposite of that is that you have the energy and the time to spend with them you know that is true right when i was younger i was able to run
Starting point is 00:40:10 around on the jungle gym with my kids and stuff like that my kids asked me to run around the house and i'm like you know you know i'll give you about two minutes and that's about all i got kids that's what worries me maybe i'm too old to have kids now. Never, never, never, never, never, never. I may have missed my window. No, now is the time. You're prime. You're absolutely perfectly ready for them. You're like you have the love of a grandparent.
Starting point is 00:40:38 No. I don't know. I always thought that I was definitely going to have kids, but now I'm not sure. Well, you don't know. I don't know. You really don't know. I always thought that I was definitely going to have kids, but now I'm not sure. Well, you don't know. You don't know that. You really don't know that. And then once you get to that place, you're like, fuck yes. I swore I was not going to have a kid.
Starting point is 00:40:56 And then I remember George and I were finished, absolutely finished. I left him in New York. Hold on a second. Absolutely finished. I left him in New York. Hold on a second. Come on. Here she is. Let's see her. Hi! Layla, everybody.
Starting point is 00:41:18 What's up, girl? She can't hear us. No, she can't hear you. Say hi. Hi, Layla. I'm good. How are you? she can't hear us no she can't hear you say hi hi Leila I'm good how are you chilling how's school
Starting point is 00:41:32 close the door see you have to have she's so cute alright let's dive into the show shall we we were just talking judy about donald walking naked through the parking lot oh yeah and how fierce his body was yes i miss it i wish i still looked like that was it hard i was talking about have yeah i'm talking
Starting point is 00:42:03 about thinking about getting on that freaking getting my blood work done and getting that testosterone. You don't need testosterone. You need to stop eating chicken and waffles. That shit taste too good. I need something to speed up that metabolism, dog. There's no shortcuts. But like, did you work out really hard to get to that place? No, I was, back then, that was when I could eat whatever I want.
Starting point is 00:42:26 to no i was to back then that was when i could eat whatever i want as a matter of fact when i look back at that that was when people were making fun of me for being too heavy on television people were saying i was too heavy i look back at that now i wish i looked like that i wish i had that ass that ass is fired that that when you said like tay diggsiggs, that was like Taye Diggs, big dog. You could eat a sandwich off that thing. Now listen, do you think testosterone, Daniel, does testosterone do anything? In terms of your- Or what about- In terms of metabolism? No, in terms of like, if you're 45, 46, like we are, there are dudes who take testosterone,
Starting point is 00:43:01 but your testosterone needs to be low. What about HGH? That's the thing that the old people take well that makes your neck big i don't know yeah i don't know about i don't listen man i don't want to look like i don't want to look like that i just want to be one of the gym no i just want to go to the gym work out and actually lose weight after i work out now you know if you let me me, I'll design your diet for you for two weeks, and you'll lose weight. It's going to have to be, you have to jumpstart that shit, because I'm going to need some, like, just straight up,
Starting point is 00:43:35 like, liquid diet first. Yeah. Like, here's the thing. It's just like the wheat. So it's the same thing with the wheat. So I'm trying to stop smoking the wheat, and I'm trying to eat it instead because smoking it in time, that's going to do way more damage than ingesting it.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Right? So I'm trying to switch to the eating part. But my tolerance is so high from the smoking that it's like, you know, I'm eating all of this THC right now. And so I went to my spot and the young lady behind the counter was like, you just got to go cold turkey for two weeks. Just don't smoke. Are you doing that?
Starting point is 00:44:12 Don't smoke and don't eat or just don't smoke? Don't do anything for two weeks straight. Eating is not going to get you high. Eating is not going to get you high. She said you'd be surprised how quickly, how quick once you stop smoking, edibles freaking work. Like, out of nowhere, 10 milligrams of THC all of a sudden gets you stoned. Whereas right now, I can eat 200 milligrams of THC.
Starting point is 00:44:39 And I'm like, when is it kicking in? Is it going to kick in anytime soon? I like to take a gummy because it helps me sleep. Yeah. Otherwise. Me too. Yeah, because I get night sweats. If you don't.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Well, I get them anyway, but they wake me up, and then I can't go back to sleep. So you've had trouble. So you're eating an indica gummy that's going to help you go to sleep, I imagine. Or, yeah, keep going back to sleep, even though a night sweat sweat will just, I'm going to sleep and then I'll go, I'll wake up. I'll sit up until it passes and then I'll get chilly again and go back to sleep. Whereas if I don't, I get up, I get cranky and then I'm just waiting for the next one. It's hard to go back to sleep and then I'm going to back to sleep. You're a grown woman.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Holy shit. I'm old, yo. You're a grown woman holy shit i'm old yo you're a grown woman i'm straight up grown straight up grown now i'm saying the case coming up in this episode is what donald started to mention in judy you said you do not have this problem but it comes up twice in the episode this idea that men want more sex in marriage than women elliot says to carla you never have to have sex except for when you actually want to, meaning once she's married. And then Jordan says to Cox, he says, can we have sex? And she says, do what you have to do. Don't wake me up and puts the eye shade on her eyes.
Starting point is 00:46:02 So, I mean, is this stereotype really true? Yes. I mean, well, you are an example of the stereotype being true. Judy is an example of it not being true. No, she said she's had, they're in a great moment right now. We are in a great moment. We don't, I mean, we have sex on the weekends. Like, during the week, we don't have sex at all.
Starting point is 00:46:24 But we drink on the weekends, you know, and then we fuck on the weekends. Like, during the week, we don't have sex at all. But we drink on the weekends, you know? And then we fuck on the weekends. Yeah. I just wonder if the stereotype... We don't bother. We don't really bother. By the way, when Judy says fuck on the weekends, I got a little movement.
Starting point is 00:46:35 I got a little shifty. Oh, my God. Sorry, Judy. It just moved like a millimeter to the left. It moved more than a millimeter. By the way, we're offering a new ringtone, everybody. It's Judy Reyes saying fuck on the weekend. Hashtag.
Starting point is 00:46:54 No, I always wonder because, Donald, you always complain about it. And, of course, it's this trope in society like women don't want as much sex as men. And once they're married, they can. But I don't know if it's always men and once they're married they can but i i don't know if it's always true i'm sure there's people listening it it isn't true because you obviously have sex when you're married men are told when you when you get married you're gonna have sex all the time is that what you're told who told you that shit who told you that i never heard that who told you that shit that's that that. Who told you that shit? That person was wrong.
Starting point is 00:47:25 I assumed like everyone else did. You know what happens. You also know what happens when you assume. Yeah, you make an ass out of yourself and the person that you assume. But I assumed. No, motherfucker, do the work. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:47:40 And that's a two-person job. And that's a painful journey. You know what I mean? When that's a two-person job. And that's a painful journey. You know what I mean? And when you're in a good moment, you know, it takes both of you trying to stay sexy. You know what I mean? But that's the thing. She is sexy always. Yes, she is.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Like, always sexy. She's fine as hell. She breathes, and I'm like, God, I'm not so fucking sexy. You know what I mean? She breathes and I'm like, God, I don't want to be that fucking sexy. You know what I mean? Whereas I don't know that I'm sexy. She says I'm handsome and stuff like that. She gives me compliments every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:48:22 But it'll be like out of the blue where it'll be like, you know, where I'll be like, I don't know if I have a chance at this part. She'll be like, yeah, you do, baby. As handsome as you are, you definitely have a part. You definitely. Who they got to hype? You know what I mean? Like, she's the best hype person when it comes to. Dulé Hill?
Starting point is 00:48:31 Right. Well, Dulé deserves all of that. Listen, man, you know how I love Dulé. So anyway, but when I look at my wife, I look at it like, God, wow, she's so beautiful. I need it now. I don't think she looks at me that way. And I know she doesn't actually. And when I say it, she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.. I need it now. I don't think she looks at me that way. And I know she doesn't actually. And when I say it, she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yeah, yeah, sure. You know what I mean? It's like, I... And are you thinking that has to do with you or just the way she is? You know what I mean? I think some of it's me. I think I've pushed it so far to the point where now it's like, you know, it's annoying.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I'm sure I'm annoying now, you know? And... But it's like you know it's annoying i'm i'm sure i'm annoying now you know uh and uh but it's it's the stereotype it really is the stereotype like i really do believe that you know i thought truthfully that when you're married it's open season and yeah sure there's times most of the time you're you're you're in a relationship and you're in a partnership and you're being partners and stuff. But it's open season on each other's ass. You know what I mean? But don't you think, didn't you assume that you guys were going to kind of get comfortable and used to each other and that it wasn't going to happen as much as you thought it was going to happen? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:43 You didn't. You misread that. You misread that. Iread that i did and this is my second time getting married this is the second time this is happening all right well if you ever get married a third time that happened in my first marriage in my first marriage and it happened immediately like the second i married and but i'm i'm a horny person so and in my fact like i'm telling you at my wedding this man did not touch me the second day and i was like whoa what's happening wow and i was worried and i got worried i was like oh shit and it was
Starting point is 00:50:11 an uncomfortable comfort level that felt like what's going on here um yeah and and he was substantially older than me you know what i mean an incredible bright artistic really brilliant person um but we just fell out of uh of a balance i don't know what happened a groove and of a groove or or there was or or or two different grooves you know what i mean well me me in case we got a groove going there's definitely a groove there i just want more groove You know what I mean? Well, me and Case, we got a groove going. There's definitely a groove there. I just want more groove. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:50:48 Yeah. You want to get in the groove. I'm like, can we add a little bit more bass? A little bit more hi-hat. All right, listen. We're going to go to break. Groove is jamming. We're going to go to break.
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Starting point is 00:54:16 We have Judy Reyes here. Judy, what's your memory of this? It was your fictional wedding. Do you have any fun memories of this time? I do. I remember that my sister and Freddy Rodriguez were on the show and that was really cool.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Yeah. I re-watched the episode. I remember there was this really cute skirt that I was wearing that I kept and just up until like two years ago I still had which dress was it?
Starting point is 00:54:50 no this little skirt that was striped I still have clothes from Scrubs too I caught a sweater on the show the other day that I still love I still have in love and I remember the
Starting point is 00:55:04 Ted and the guys singing the whole time. That was really funny. Yeah, I remember that. I remember. I definitely remember that. I didn't remember Johnny Castle. Like, Johnny Castle had a really big role on the show by this point. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:22 He's making out with my girlfriend, Danny. Yes. And we don't talk my girlfriend, Danny. Yes. And we don't talk about him enough, but I, I didn't realize, you know, I always remember Johnny Castle being around and everything like that, but I,
Starting point is 00:55:33 I truthfully forgot that Doug was such a big part of this show, you know, and he's hilarious in this episode with Danny, Ted. I laughed out loud when Doug and Ted get in a fight and they pop up and he's got like a bloody lip. That was so funny.
Starting point is 00:55:51 That was hilarious. And they're singing. That's so funny. Judy, when you come into the wedding and you're like, nobody look at me. Nobody look at me. Nobody look at me. I remember when High Five Todd was about to have a fight over Danny,
Starting point is 00:56:07 and I kept waiting. This is where he takes off the jacket, and he's got no sleeves. Yeah. Oh, my God. Rob Macchio had some funny stuff in this episode. Yeah, he really did. He's so funny. When your brother teaches him Spanish, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:56:22 I don't know, none of my Spanish pickup lines are working. He goes, well, say it to me me again let me see what you're saying and what he's saying is i have genital herpes for you and then he picks up his he answers his phone go for the todd and and i remember waiting for elliot because i re-watch the whole thing, obviously, waiting for you to run into Elliot's ex. And he was going, oh, yeah, that's right. He's going to have the big beard, the big beard. Scott Foley. Scott Foley. Dude, he let himself go pretty fast.
Starting point is 00:57:00 In four days. Yeah, in four days. Yeah, four days he grew quite a beard. And he says, I'm a quarter Hungarian. I'm a quarter Hungarian. That was weird. In four days. Yeah, four days he grew a credit beard, and he says, I'm a quarter Hungarian. I'm a quarter Hungarian. That was weird. That was crazy. And the other thing that made me laugh also was,
Starting point is 00:57:10 where's Carla's sister? They're out looking for an eyebrow. That's going to be hard to do on Saturday, seeing how his eyebrows, eyebrows, eyebrows being closed. They're going to have to go all the way across town to the eyebrow hut. Yeah. Very funny. I can't imagine that that your your sister would ever even look at elliot again if that has really happened oh my
Starting point is 00:57:33 god no my sister's a fight dude that is a fight that should have been a not all eyebrows grow back right or do they always grow back i mean you would hope they grow back. Yeah. I mean, that's why you have to re-wax. But it takes a while. But I would be afraid. Yeah, you look so weird without eyebrows. Who would let Elliot wax? I know. I, as a friend and as a sister, was like, for both of your sake, do not let Elliot wax.
Starting point is 00:58:01 I don't know why. But Elliot walks in the house. First of all, she's wearing this wacky shirt i don't understand and and she comes in and then your sister's like elliot help me with wax my eyebrow and she's like sure but then she gets distracted like like but out of nowhere though dude yeah out of nowhere hey she rips off the eyebrow and she goes, how thin did you want to go? It's a good thing you have a small forehead. That is so funny.
Starting point is 00:58:36 This wasn't necessarily the most stoner. This was like more John Hughes-esque of an episode when I watched it. You know what I mean? Like this made you feel good. It wasn't like, there wasn't anything. we weren't really bending reality with this uh episode like we like we have been in the in the past like five or six episodes except the scott and except the scott fully grew a year a year beard a year long beard right in four days that's the only part other than that man pretty much like this is an episode where we try
Starting point is 00:59:06 to tug at the heartstrings without killing someone. You know what I mean? We tried it with love. And that was really cool. I thought that was so awesome. It was a very romantic one. But even how the show is shot, if you look at the way the show is shot, it's very dreamy looking. Like the stock
Starting point is 00:59:21 of film that it's on, it looks different. Yeah, I think it's either filters or the stock or both. Yeah, it had a dreamy looking like the stock of film that it's on. It looks different, you know? Yeah, I think it's either filters or the stock or both. Yeah, it had a dreamy quality to it. I love how like no matter what happens, they have a sense of humor and they just, you know, go on their honeymoon. They get pissed. They can't talk to each other right now, but they end up, you know, at the end just, you know, together, you know?
Starting point is 00:59:44 Yeah, and she's so fucking patient. Oh my God. I mean, it's probably, it's probably what Casey, it's probably what Casey has to deal with, but man, Carla is so understanding and patient with this fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Yeah. I swear. That's why everybody wants to hear this. I laughed out loud. I laughed out loud when you went, for the last time, mermaids aren't real. I know what I saw.
Starting point is 01:00:05 That goes all the way to the last episode, pretty much of season of when you, when you tell Elliot that you, that you love her more than Turk. That's in, that's in the Bahamas. Yep. That's the last,
Starting point is 01:00:19 that episode. We do the whole mermaid thing. There's a whole, all of that stuff. We get into it. I don't remember. That episode, we do the whole mermaid thing. There's a whole eee, eee, eee. All of that stuff. We get into it. I don't remember. Like, Shalina plays the mermaid.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Oh, Shalina was a mermaid, yeah. And I know what I saw. And we do the whole I know what I saw thing again. I know what I saw. That's funny. All the way to the end. That was funny. Every wedding, Turk has mermaid fantasies. Well, you really do.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I mean, Carla really does have patience with him because he's a good man, but man, he fucks up a lot. I mean, he didn't even go to the right church. Well, that's understandable though, man. Come on. We had the conversation in the beginning of the show. We set it up for you so that you knew
Starting point is 01:01:01 it was going to happen. Well, but I mean, come on. It's one thing if you change churches, but I mean, the groom doesn't know where his entire friends and family are all are waiting for him. We set it up in the beginning of the show. You didn't see that coming. Of course I saw it as a plot device,
Starting point is 01:01:17 but I'm just saying in the world of it's fun to sometimes look at these through the glass of a little bit of reality and be like, this guy is so clueless and so checked out of what's happening. Obviously, Carla did every ounce of planning. Hold on. Well, yeah, you know what? As much as I would like to believe I am not like Turk. Yeah, you're the same way.
Starting point is 01:01:37 I think I'm pretty much like for my wedding, guess who planned the wedding? Exactly. Guess who takes care of the kids? Exactly. Guess, you know what I mean? Like, well,
Starting point is 01:01:50 you need a woman who's very patient and you have one. And Carla was very patient with her. Carla was the, was the most patient. Carla's the blueprint. Yes. She's the blueprint of what, uh,
Starting point is 01:02:02 of what dudes like me are looking for. She's the blueprint of it like she's the understanding sexy freaking uh motherly ball busting like everything that everything that somebody like that would need like she's the perfect she's the perfect nurse she's the perfect you know what i mean she's a she should be a nurse practitioner. She should be. She probably is by now. Well, she should be doing a lot more than she, like she's that dope. She's like the blueprint of the perfect woman. The dream.
Starting point is 01:02:35 The dream of the perfect woman. She is the perfect woman. Not the blueprint, she fucking is. That's why everybody wants to hear from her. Yeah. Well, I bet there's a lot of people were like, oh, I want a woman just like Carla. Yeah. Well, thank you.
Starting point is 01:02:54 I did. I went out and married her. What are you talking about? I went out and married her. How about when the janitors caught stealing silverware? That was very funny. Yeah, what's up with Forks, though? What? And then he had a date though what and then he had a date he brought a date and she's like he's like forks forks and and i go as is our forks where the money is he goes forks and ladles i like that he invited himself to
Starting point is 01:03:20 the wedding and is robbing it like the tenardiers in Les Miserables. But not only is he robbing it, he's also gearing up his fashion. Well, this is part of robbing it, but he finds a tie. He's stealing clothes. He finds a jacket. He comes in his uniform and then he's just
Starting point is 01:03:39 accessorizing it with other things. Do you think Turk and Carla invited him, though? No. They didn't invite him. No, no. You don't think they invited him? Well, he says he wasn't invited. He says he works there on weekends or something, right?
Starting point is 01:03:49 No, he crashed that wedding. He 100% crashed the wedding. He bought a date and everything. He bought a date. He bought a date to help rob his friends. Yeah. Well, not his friends. His co-workers.
Starting point is 01:04:02 I never understood why it was so easy for Carla to say, you know what? Your boss can't come to the wedding. I would think that would be the easy, the easy, we got to keep this person on the list. Let's cut some other people out, you know? But, you know, when it came time to get married, there were a lot of people, you know what I mean? Who were left off and it was like, how do you do this? lot of people, you know what I mean, who were left off. And it was like, how do you do this? How do you have a wedding?
Starting point is 01:04:29 Yeah, but your direct boss, that feels like a bad person to diss. No, I mean. She wanted to come too. You offered her a consolation prize of a brunch. That didn't exist. That didn't exist. That didn't exist.
Starting point is 01:04:42 That didn't exist. That's so cold. That's so cold. That's so cold. She's like, yeah, I'd be honored honored and you're like i was lying there is no there isn't there isn't because it gets to the point where you're like yo how the fuck do you do this man you only have but so much it's really really really really really expensive like you it's the most expensive party you've ever paid for in your life and you're like how do how do I fucking, how do I, you know what? You just do it.
Starting point is 01:05:07 And you do it. And then all of a sudden you got friends that don't want to talk to you anymore. That's like, oh shit. Did that happen to you? I have several friends that I do not have conversations with because they did not come to my wedding. Oh my God. That's so silly.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Because that's so crazy. People are so silly. All right. On that note, we're going to go to a break and then we have a guest that's going to have a very, very good question. We'll be right back. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine. Hosted by me, Danielle Robay. And me, Simone Boyce.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel partner.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Gene! Eugene Fodor! Gene, we'll board it! Much of the joy you will find on the road comes from the person you share it with. So you write the books, Gene, and the last hour on the business. I understand now. If it's a wise man, marry a wiser woman.
Starting point is 01:06:24 But be careful and choose your travel partner well, because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas. Get down! I'm not stupid, Gene. Something is going on in its high time, you tell me the truth. Freeze, Americano! Gene, run! So travel before it's too late.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Your money will return, your time won't, and we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s... She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications.
Starting point is 01:07:07 She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately 11 million dollars.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, season five, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. iHeart Podcast update this week on your free iHeartRadio app. In retrospect, revisit pop culture moments from the 80s and 90s and try to understand what it taught us about the world and a woman's place in it.
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Starting point is 01:08:32 And we're done. Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl. All right. Let them in, Daniel. Vicky Dodd coming in. Vicky Dodd. Vicky Dodd in the house. Vicky dodd coming in vicky dodd vicky dodd in the house vicky dodd hello vicky dodd in the house vicky dodd all right vicky dodd hi vicky welcome welcome all right donald welcome vicky dodd hey that's uh you have donald and of course you know the legendary Judy Reyes,
Starting point is 01:09:05 and there's Joelle and Daniel, and the whole gang's here. Hi, Vicky. Hey, everybody. Judy, when I got on here and I was waiting to be let in, I was like, Judy's on, yes! Yes, you scored. Vicky Dodd, you scored. First of all, I want to mention to the listeners
Starting point is 01:09:19 that Vicky Dodd is rocking the sexiest onesie that's available all across the earth. That's right. Is it available? Yeah, that's available all across the earth. That's right. Is it available? Yeah, it's still available, I think. I'm a little hurt that I'm not on there. Well, Judy, we can. I'm just kidding, y'all.
Starting point is 01:09:35 I'm kidding. We didn't have the rights to your likeness. Maybe on there or in there. Ooh. Oh, shucks. Vicky Dodd. Vicky Dodd's in the house. Vicky, where are you calling from? Vicky Dodd. Vicky Dodd's in the house. Vicky, where are you calling from?
Starting point is 01:09:47 Vicky Dodd's in the house. Vicky Dodd. I am from, I'm in the Midwest. Okay. Here in the States. And I can see out your window. It looks very chilly and cold. It is.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Yeah. We had some snow a couple of days ago. You see my IT guy behind me. Is that your husband? That is my husband. Oh, good. He see my IT guy behind me. Is that your husband? That is my husband. Oh, good. He's helping you with the IT. Can I tell them your name? Yes. He's a private guy.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Private guy! Private guy's married to Vicky Dodd! We can, like, beep his name if he's, like, wanted by the FBI or something like that. No, his name's Simon. And he's the best or any something like that no his name's Simon and he's the best husband ever oh Vicky Dodd and Simon Dodd I'm the one that got the best good work um Vicky tell us we don't have a ton of time today so tell us your question let's dive right
Starting point is 01:10:39 into it diving right in okay well I've got it right here. So I'm someone who has always obsessed over TV. TV has always been there. It's a comfort, et cetera. And so like the backstage stuff I'm always interested in, but maybe I'm lucky because I don't know about the backstage stuff. So I can just enjoy. You guys know how the sausage is made. just enjoy. You guys know how the sausage is made. Yes. So is it difficult for you when you're watching a TV or a TV show or a movie to just like enjoy the story rather than think on, you know,
Starting point is 01:11:15 everything that's going on behind it, everything that went into making it and all that sort of thing? Is it is it difficult to just enjoy your entertainment? That's a very good question. Judy, you want to start off? Sometimes when it feels like something really sucks, it's hard to not think, oh, my God, that lighting, that shot, that scene. What are they thinking? That's really terrible. You know, but when it's so, you know, or but when it's magnificent, oh, what a beautiful room. Incredible scene. She's really good. In that sense, sometimes you get completely lost in a beautiful story, something that's really, really well shot. So does that kind of answer your question?
Starting point is 01:11:56 Sometimes it can be a little distracting how magnificent someone will really stand out. Someone will really stand out. I know when I did my first film, I was completely distracted by how the sausage is made, so to speak. So in that regard, when something is really put together, you do get really lost. What about you, Donald? I agree with what Judy said. When it's really bad, it's really easy to see the bells and the whistles. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:12:27 You notice it right away. It's like, you know, it always depends on how good the story is. But then it's a double-edged sword because then you can go too far, and all of a sudden you've lost everyone because you've gone too far. And now it's become more about how beautiful the shots are and not necessarily the story you're telling at the end of the day you're always telling the job is to tell a story um and and not necessarily show how fancy you can be with the camera you know what i mean um right i agree i i i sometimes i love it when it's so good that i'm lost in it but even when i'm lost in it i'm going
Starting point is 01:13:03 that's who the fuck is this composer? That's amazing. Or I'm going, oh, shit, they did it. They stepped, that fucking crane move was so dope. I can't help but constantly be thinking about the technical aspects of how something was done. But that doesn't mean you don't get lost in it still. There's certain things, bad acting. I know, I think as actors first and foremost,
Starting point is 01:13:27 when you might go, oh, you might as someone who's not in the business go, this actor's not the best, but it's fine. We're like cringing, like, oh, how did this person get the part? They're ruining the movie, you know? I can imagine that that would be that way, yes. It's the same way, you know, whenever you do. My father was a lawyer, and he hated courtroom movies because they were always so incorrect.
Starting point is 01:13:49 And I'd be like, dad, they, it's drama. They have to dramatize it. And it's watching it. The real thing would be boring. And he's like,
Starting point is 01:13:56 and I was just watching a show. I thought of him. It was, um, it was your honor, the Brian Cranston show, which I'm really enjoying, but there was a courtroom moment where I could just feel my dad sitting up and being like,
Starting point is 01:14:09 what the hell? That would never happen. And so for whatever your job is and anyone listening, if you're watching, I'm sure there's examples where you've seen someone do that in a movie. You're like, that's not how it is. That's how we sometimes feel when we're watching movies. All right, let's go right to Fix Your Life so we can maximize it ready donald it's time to fix your life judy's face is like what the fuck is going on what the fuck is happening well now
Starting point is 01:14:40 we offer free therapy judy dodd's life right now Vicki Dodd's life right now. What's your problem? So, Judy, you're going to weigh in and help Vicki Dodd. Vicki Dodd, go ahead. So, Judy has just outed herself that she hasn't listened for a while. Yeah, yeah, Judy. Thanks a lot. We know that they fix our lives. Yeah, we do. All right, I'm here to help.
Starting point is 01:14:58 All right, Vicki, go ahead. Okay, so I am a medical receptionist, and I have been able to get my first COVID vaccine. Congratulations. How do you feel? Thank you. I feel fine. Can I ask you a question? I got a bunch of questions now.
Starting point is 01:15:13 You just opened up a... Hit me. Pfizer or Moderna? I got Moderna. You got Moderna. Did you feel sick after you got Moderna? No. The only side effect I had, I had a mild, it was a very mild
Starting point is 01:15:28 headache right in the temple area for probably about 36 hours. Okay. That's all I've had, but I haven't had my second dose yet. And I think the second dose is the one that's really supposed to hit you. How soon till your second dose? I have two and a half more weeks to wait. Okay. So you just literally just got the first dose then? Week and a half ago. Yeah. The Moderna is a four week wait. The Pfizer is a three week. Okay. Congratulations on getting it. Obviously our medical front lines, we need to make sure they have it first. So we're glad you have it. So how to fix my life when i'm dealing with people who could get the vaccine and choose not to yeah that's a tough one
Starting point is 01:16:13 such as co-workers because i want to respond and behave in a loving way, but it makes me crazy. Yeah, especially because you have to work with them in close proximity. Do they give you reasons that they're not taking it? That was my question. I think they just have not seemed to take the whole thing seriously through the get-go. And they're not, you know, can I say they're not Trumpsters? Yeah, sure, it's fine. I mean, it's not like they're Trumpsters that are buying into his stupidity.
Starting point is 01:16:57 Okay, now you've crossed the line, Vic. No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry, Donald! No, you're fine. Go on, go on, go on. But yeah, it's, well, I mean, it's extra problematic for me because I'm on a medication that suppresses my immune system. So if I get it, you know, I have extra, extra danger of it going very poorly. extra danger of it going very poorly.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Have you thought about speaking to the doctors or the bosses of the establishment and saying, Hey, have you guys considered mandating this for, for your workers? My boss isn't taking it seriously either. Oh, that's a problem. We're not,
Starting point is 01:17:38 we're not doctors. We're medical, but we're not doctors. Hey, it's like you fake doctors. Yeah. You know, Vicki, I'm going to be be honest with you i don't know how to combat that i know that i know that you have rights and i know that they have rights you know right um at the end of the day that's tough because you know it
Starting point is 01:17:59 i don't know man i don't know how to tackle this. I'm going to be honest with you. This is something that I don't know. This is something that I heard. It's something that we're all going to have to face. It's really hard. Yeah, we all have to face that. Yeah, everybody's going to have to address this at some point. Yeah, because I know a lot of people are afraid to take it, though. A lot of people are afraid to say they don't know. They don't feel confident in taking it. feel confident in taking it. And I want to thank you guys because one of the reasons why or one thing that helped me
Starting point is 01:18:28 to start feeling more comfortable was when you had the real JD on. Good. Good. It was very educational. I really appreciate it. Look at that, Donna. We made a difference. We helped Vicky Dodd choose to get vaccinated. At the end of the day, whether we get vaccinated or not, I know
Starting point is 01:18:43 ultimately you are more protected, but you still have to wear your mask at work. I feel like, you know, whether they get vaccinated or not, I'm sorry to interrupt you. our world can you imagine you go to a set and the vaccinations are available for everybody and your co-worker's not going to take it i mean that would be very frustrating well it's happened with it happens with the flu you know flu shots are available at work sometimes and some people take it and some people don't it's a matter of choice of whether you want it or not i don't but i don't know this is this is what i don't not. This is what I don't understand. Okay, this is what I don't understand. It's everybody's right to do whatever you want to do when it comes to this vaccine. But at least when it comes to wearing a mask, we know the science is real.
Starting point is 01:19:36 We know that all of... Listen, COVID is now the number one killer in America. The number one, number one. So we know that's real. Regardless of if you want to take the vaccine or not, we know the one thing that's helping stop the spread of it is masks. And we're so far in now to hear about people not
Starting point is 01:19:57 wanting to wear masks is ridiculous. Even after you vaccine, you're going to still have to wear a mask. Right. You know what I mean? This is something that we're going to have to do for at least two, from what I understand, two to three years. It's going to be a part of our culture.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Masks is going to be the new way. Maybe even longer than that. I don't know. Why are we fighting this right now? Why are we still fighting this? Why? I had a 73-year-old woman that came into my office. She had no mask.
Starting point is 01:20:27 She's licking her fingers and touching things. Oh, my goodness. That sounds like she was trying to provoke. You must have to. Speaking of on the front lines, you must have to deal with some really tough Karens. I have had some interesting people, it is true. I've had the, you know, the person who personalizes their mask with, you know, mask of obligation, you know, handwritten in permanent mark art. And it's like, yeah, you're really edgy. I don't care why you're
Starting point is 01:21:01 wearing it. I'm just glad you're wearing it. And I'm not going to have this conversation. Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s.
Starting point is 01:21:48 She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam
Starting point is 01:22:07 some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately $11 million. Nearly $10 million was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Hide your money in your old rich man, because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. iHeart Podcast Update, this week on your free iHeartRadio.com and what's private. Best of both worlds, a discussion on work-life balance, career development, parenting, time management, productivity, and making time for fun. Hear these podcasts and more on your free iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling
Starting point is 01:23:17 is choosing the right travel partner. Gene! Eugene Fodor! Gene! Much of the joy you will find on the road comes from the person you share it with. But be careful and choose your travel partner well, because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas. I'm not stupid, Gene.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Something is going on in its high time you tell me the truth. Freeze, Americano! Gene, run! So travel before it's too late. Your money will return. Your time won't. And we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage
Starting point is 01:24:06 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah. There was another, there's always these viral videos of people being anti-maskers, but there was one that went viral this weekend, and the guy, it was a Trader Joe's, I don't know if went viral this weekend and the guy it was a trader joe's i don't know if you saw it and the guy is just so patient he's a manager and i just admired
Starting point is 01:24:31 his patience i wouldn't i don't have the amount of patience he had for this woman who was just berating him and he was like ma'am and he still never and he still didn't let them in the store either no and he was he was you saw it i was very impressed with the fact that they're going great they're going ape shit yeah and he's being calm and he even flips it on them like i totally understand it's your right he did some jedi mind tricks on them like totally and now they're at the front door like pretty much saying okay we know we can't go in but like i was very impressed with that yeah he was so his voice, he was like, I wish I could
Starting point is 01:25:08 be someone like this. I would lose my shit on this person. But she was being so aggressive in his face. He's like, ma'am, I hear you and I understand you. I understand why it's frustrating. I mean, it was like talking to a child, but he was very patient and even toned and they're screaming
Starting point is 01:25:24 in his face that they want to go into his Trader Joe's without their masks. And it's like yelling at him. Like if they have the virus, if they have coronavirus, he has it for sure, even with the mask on. Because they were that close to him. The virus. Coronavirus. Shit is real. Shit is real.
Starting point is 01:25:43 How long ago was that? That was a year ago. Oh, my God. That was ago was that? That was a year ago. Oh, my God. That was a year ago. That was a year ago. You can't even play. Shit is real. That shit is real.
Starting point is 01:25:53 That shit is real. That shit is real. Oh, real. That shit is like Hooch is crazy, dude. Everybody, we were fucking around talking about, yo, Hooch is crazy. Hooch is crazy. And then at the end, we're like, yo, no, no, no, for real, dude. Yo, he's legit fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:26:09 He's crazy. Well, Vicky Dodd, I don't know if we can handle that. That might be beyond our scope. I'm okay, great. I'm okay, great. But as fake doctors, we want you to know that we empathize with you. And we see it. We see these people on the internet who are, who are, are being, not being team players. Let's just put it that way. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:32 And I feel for you. Maybe that's the way to do it. I wish you'd be more of a team player now that I still wouldn't get it. I feel for you. You know what? Just protect yourself. Just protect yourself. That's all you can do.
Starting point is 01:26:41 Protect yourself. You've got to get your second dose and always wear your mask. And don't get cocky now that you have the vaccine. You cannot. Be as diligent as you've been being. Yeah. I wear my mask in the office constantly. They seem to only wear their masks when they're around the patients.
Starting point is 01:26:59 And it's like, I know one of you guys has brought it up in here. And I know this is not protecting me as much as if you wore yours, but it's the best I can do. You know, it really is particularly frustrating because you have this autoimmune thing that you have to deal with. It's just so selfish. You know, it's really selfish. And I'm sorry about that. I think it's more ignorant. You know what i mean people really
Starting point is 01:27:25 think that they are protected it's it's just not smart you know did you see all those people at the bow wow fucking concert did you see those people after alabama won why alabama won people went out outdoors and celebrated alabama's big victory that college football game. Everybody's on the street celebrating. It's absolutely ridiculous. I mean, that was bad, but at least they're outside. I'll give them one point for being outside. That Bow Wow concert. That was a super spare event, that Bow Wow concert.
Starting point is 01:27:57 Bow Wow? When? Just go Google it. It was viral like last couple days. Like packed club for Bow Wow. You didn't see that, Donald? A club. I did not. I'm not up on that. Go Google it. It was viral like last couple of days, like packed club for Bow Wow. You didn't see that, Donald? A club.
Starting point is 01:28:06 I did not. I'm not up on that. That's unfortunate. It was like Texas. I think it was Houston. I know exactly how that shit went. The shit went like boom, boo-doo-doo-doo-doo,
Starting point is 01:28:19 doo-doo, and the crowd, ah! That was just Corona everywhere. It was a packed club. It was a packed club. No one one has masks on and they're all like jamming to Bow Wow right and I just heard babies all over my city
Starting point is 01:28:33 unlatching oh god yeah absolutely so many babies unlatched we call him the unlatcher why don't you hang out Vicky you can hang out because we're going to wrap up the show. Yeah, we got to wrap up. Vicki, you can stay because you're so charming.
Starting point is 01:28:48 I want to say one thing before we go, if that's okay. Yes, Vicki. You can always cut it out. Yeah. We're not going to cut anything Vicki Dodd says. I want to give a shout out to my friend Keisha. Keisha. She is my sister in TV love.
Starting point is 01:29:04 And when I told her I was going to be on she's like no way hell girl and she physically reminds me of joelle okay so can you guys so she's a hot piece of ass she is very very pretty yes and i thought thought that I would just throw that out there. Well, hello, Keisha. Thank you for all. What up, Keisha? Hi, Keisha. Hi, Keisha.
Starting point is 01:29:34 You are the girl that I never had. And I wanted to get to know you better. Hi, Keisha. Everybody, that's season three. That's our recap of season three. Thank you, Judy Reyes, for being on the show.
Starting point is 01:29:54 Thank you, Vicky Dodd. And you were so good in this episode. You were so good in this episode, Judy. Thank you. Thank you very much. We will be back next time when we will launch into season four with Verve and Gusto and Love.
Starting point is 01:30:12 And we thank you all, as always, for listening. Oh, wait. Before we go, I forgot one thing. Go ahead. The steps where we were married. Do you guys recognize that place? It's everywhere. In every movie, damn near every movie, those steps exist.
Starting point is 01:30:26 Those steps that Judy came walking down, you can look in movies and television shows. It's everywhere. Just a little food for thought. Scrubs Wiki probably doesn't have it on the site. I did. Okay. It's on Donald Wiki. It's on Donald Wiki.
Starting point is 01:30:41 There you go, Trevor. There you go, Trevor. All right, Vicki, stay warm in your Trevor. There you go, yeah. There you go, Trevor. All right, Vicky, stay warm in your onesie. Joelle, enjoy your new house, and we love you all. Donald, count us in. 5, 6, 7, 8! About a bunch of docs and nurses
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