Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 404: My First Kill

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

On this week's episode, Cox scares JD and his interns into knowing they will eventually kill a patient. In the real world, we wonder if we're ready for restaurants and Zach meets a super fan. Learn m...ore about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:34 This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people, like jazz bassist Christian McBride. Jazz is based on improvisation, but there's very much a form to it. You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes. So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say, OK, talk about this. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Daniel, did you get your present? Sorry? Did you get your present? We sent you a present, Daniel. Did you get it? No, we didn't send you a present. I sent you a present. Wait.
Starting point is 00:02:18 You did? We did it? Yeah. I thought we were sending him that thing. Shut up, Daniel. Don't fucking get on my You're an interloper Are you serious right now?
Starting point is 00:02:31 Did you get your set up yet Zach? No I don't I have to buy this piece of hardware That I went on Amazon For better or for worse It's not going to be here for a minute So you have some time to decide You have some time to decide If Well, how long is it for me?
Starting point is 00:02:45 You have some time to decide if this is a bad idea or not. Well, Daniel showed me what I need. I need this pad, this sample pad thing. And I found one on Amazon. And the one that we both said was perfect, you know, it wasn't coming right away. It's like going to be like, you know, a couple of weeks. Oh, a couple of weeks. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Isn't it funny in 2021 when like you buy something and they're like, a couple of weeks. Oh, a couple of weeks. Okay. Isn't it funny in 2021 when, like, you buy something and they're like, a couple of weeks. Why isn't it here, like, prime, like, the next day? What the hell's wrong with you people? Why isn't it here right now? Yeah, so you have a couple of weeks to decide if it was a horrible idea to turn your key for that. When they say a couple of weeks, you're like, I'm not pre-ordering this shit. It should be here tomorrow. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:24 You're like, is it a mistake? Right. Did I input it wrong? What do you mean standard male? Have you seen this thing on your Explore tab on Instagram where women are doing – I don't know the song, but this is the part I know. Small waist, pretty faced with a big bank i know exactly what you're talking about okay listen it's all over instagram and i'm not on tick tock so i imagine this is a tick tock thing and i imagine
Starting point is 00:03:56 so you know on tick tock these folks do a dance they do dances right and then now it's coming on the instagram explore tab i think that people people are just copying these or putting them on or maybe the people who do the dance are doing it. But this particular dance is... You like it. Well, I have feelings about it because sometimes, I mean, like you and I both don't mind a nice tush, and the song seems to feature women bouncing their booties.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yes. Have you seen the silhouette challenge too? No. What's the silhouette challenge? Oh, it's great. What's the song that they're using for the silhouette challenge? It's like a classic song. Put your head on my show.
Starting point is 00:04:43 What do they do in the silhouette? So it starts off. Do. Da, boo, doo. Ba, ba. Right, and the girl's standing there in, like, some baggy outfit or something that's not revealing. She's going to transform. And then it goes, put your head on my show.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And when it goes to show, like, this bass kicks in, and it turns real, like, modern. And now the clothes are off, and the room turns red, and it's just a silhouette of the body. And some of them are dope. Some of them are really, really funny. Some of them. I kind of want to do it.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I'm not going to lie. Some of them get real. Like Tiffany Haddish got the best one, I think, out of all of them with her and Common, where she does the whole thing, and then she shows her curves, and then Common comes in, and then it gets a little, you know, Bridgerton on you real quick. You know what I mean? Like steamy like that. And then she has on a wig during the whole thing,
Starting point is 00:05:45 and then she pulls it off, and she's bald. And then it pauses for a second. But I wouldn't mind. Shoot, Tiffany, find it in a motherfucker door. Well, I got to tell you, this thing, this song is in my head now. And I found myself walking around singing, small ways, pretty face with a big bank. And I had to Google the big bank.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I mean, I get it from the video, but it means that you have a big tush. Indeed. What's the video that you're talking about? Well, all these... When you say big bank, you said you get it from the video, but they're talking about a big tush?
Starting point is 00:06:20 Well, when they do their dance, there's a choreography to it. I'll do it for you. Yes, I can't wait. Show me, show me, show me. I can't wait. Show me. Show me. Show me. You go like this.
Starting point is 00:06:27 You go. You pull up your shirt and you go, small waist, pretty face with a big bank. And then you jump and then you bounce it. Nailed it. Stunning. Audience, I'm sorry you don't get to see that, but it was glorious. Really a disappointment for all of you. I don't have enough bank, I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Well, no, it bounced a little bit. There was some change in there. You got some change in the bank. I was walking around my yard today, like, turning it into, like, an opera. I was like, small face, pretty face with a big bag. But the people that are doing it seriously i feel bad for them like i mean it's one thing to spoof it and like be stupid about it but don't you think it's i don't know there's people doing it like showing off their i'm not i guess that's i guess that's the point i guess that's the point of your attention if you get your attention by
Starting point is 00:07:23 showing your big bank and you take it seriously, good for you, man. The girls all seem to do a laugh like, oh, isn't this so silly that I did this? You know, I didn't add that to mine. Let me add that. Okay, wait. Part of the thing is that you do a giggle like, I'm not taking this seriously. Isn't this so weird that we're all doing this? All right.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Small waist, pretty face, with a big back. I added, you guys didn't see, but I added the laugh. I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh my. Sorry. I reached that.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Please never apologize. I reached the level of quarantine where I'm fucking doing TikTok videos for myself. Good. Good. Express yourself with us. Express yourself. Hey, hey, hey. Let's get into the show, man.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Let's just get into the show. All right, baby. Count us in. Welcome, fans. We love you. We're here for you. We're here to tell you some funny stories. Donald, count us in to fans we love you we're here for you we're here to tell you some funny stories donald count us in to america's favorite theme song wait before we do that panel joelle yes sir hi hi great how's it going yeah we're great it's going very well right on right on
Starting point is 00:08:39 five six seven eight stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said here's the stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday I know. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 00:09:08 You know, now, LA restaurants outside have been reopened. How do we feel? Do we feel brave enough to try this? No. Not yet. No. No. I'm not there yet.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I don't need to eat in. Because the idea of going and sitting outside if the tables were spaced apart is so enticing isn't it to like a little a smidgen of normalcy i did it once at the top of quarantine last year and it was it creeped me out like at first i was like oh my gosh it's like back to regular like we were maybe two months in and i was like y'all just like i'll go with some friends it's very spacious they had they were like really respecting all the rules like it's like eight feet away but then everybody has their masks off and yes they know we're outside but still we know that it hangs in the air for like a full 16 minutes and it's like it it and then the waiters are coming up and i feel so bad they're like shielded
Starting point is 00:09:59 and and masked and they're interacting with all these people and they're touching cash and i'm like this is not good. It's too many warning signs every couple of minutes. It really freaked me out. Well, there's a restaurant that Donald and I love where they have an outside. I'm not going to reveal it because I don't want people to blow up our spot. But they do it in a very safe way. All the tables are spaced.
Starting point is 00:10:20 The waiters are in shield. You do a QR code for the menu. You don't touch anything. There's no cash. It's credit cards only. I don't know. I'm just saying. I'm probably not going to do it, but I got tibbleated by the idea.
Starting point is 00:10:34 It'll be a second. I will say this. Joel, I don't know about outside if it hangs in the air like that. I think breeze and things like that and particles drop when outside. I think when it's inside. We don't know. Who the hell knows? We know that outside is one step outside i think when it's inside who the hell knows well this is we know that outside is once is one step better than inside it's better
Starting point is 00:10:49 than inside so i don't want to put i i don't want to scare anybody out because when you said that i was like wait a second 16 minutes in the air outside how is that possible it kind of freaked me out a little bit so i just want to make sure i did not mean to freak you out now donald's not even going to go outside joel you should you should definitely feel you know people people much smarter than i say it's it's good to go outside just wear your mask and it's fine but you can't keep your mask on if you're eating well no even they're saying even out they're saying as long as you maintain say pretend like everybody has it right and pretend like you have it obviously and so keep your keep your mask on. But if you maintain the social distancing, it's okay to run around with exercise without your mask on in areas where people are as long as you're maintaining your space. It has to be the distance.
Starting point is 00:11:39 It has to be there. Did you spin today, Donald? I did not spin today. Oh, interesting. Today I had a thing. I thought we were doing a Peloton thing with each other. And you look great. I lost weight. I don't know if you noticed a little bit. I know you saw it in the video
Starting point is 00:11:53 when I did my big bank. Oh, wow. I've lost 10 pounds, Zach. Good. Mazel tov. Congratulations. Thank you very much. I'm excited about it. I'm happy for you, my brother. I am doing it too. I have a new guy
Starting point is 00:12:09 used today. Every Peloton instructor has a different catchphrase. And his is... He goes, if you feel... I'm forgetting what it is. His name... Yo, he's an Asian-British guy, and he's really fun.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Oh, he goes, if he feels good and you know you should, let's turn it up three more points. All right, if it feels good and you know you should, let's turn it up five more points. Oh, my gosh. Not doing the British accent justice. My girlfriend would be cringing, but. I suck at a British accent. Like, I can only do, like like the whiny guy From freaking Harry Potter Or Monty Python
Starting point is 00:12:48 We're going on a walk Are we? I'm not good at it either Every time I do it My girlfriend and her family Are like oh Jesus That bad You know what we should do whenever anybody
Starting point is 00:13:04 From the Great Britain area that bad you know we should do whenever anybody from uh the the great britain area uh does a american accent we should act like it sucks even though it's really good we should be like problem is that the problem is they they're they're often very good at i mean flow is flawless at it act like act like she sucks pretend she sucks just lie lie. Fuck it. Fuck it. Lie. She doesn't know. She doesn't really know. She goes on sets and people are like, wow. You could be like, they've been lying to you.
Starting point is 00:13:33 They've been lying to you. They've been lying. She doesn't really know. At the end of the day, she could be like, am I saying it right? You could cast doubt because it's not her native tongue. It's not the native sound. You could cast it. British people are better at doing American accents.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Although, if you're not a professional, like an actor, my experience is that a lot of times they revert to the Valley Girl thing. They go, oh my God, you guys. That's their default. Right. Because that's what they think Americans all sound like. Oh my God, you guys. Like, I'm going gonna keep it 100 i have yet to hear a british dude sound exactly like they're from brooklyn or
Starting point is 00:14:12 something like that i've yet to hear that i've yet to hear that i've seen i've seen british dudes uh come across as tough and uh uh as american hoods do, but I've yet to see them come across with the... You know where I was like, damn, that dude, he's... Where's he from? He's from where? That's like from Brooklyn. That's like from Manhattan, or that's like from Uptown, or that's like from the Bronx.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I'm sure that's an example. I just don't have one in my brain. I can't find one. I can't find one, because most people that play these characters are people from California or something like that. It's rare that you have people that – there are a few people. There are a few, but it's rare that you have them actually playing Brooklynites or people from Manhattan or people from the Tri-State or from New York or something like that playing these characters. Usually it's somebody from Chicago.
Starting point is 00:15:01 playing these characters, usually it's somebody from Chicago. I was just going to add that I'm tempted to agree with Donald in the sense that it's tough to do American dialects. I think there's a lot of British actors and people from different countries who do a very standard American very well. Totally get it off. And the only person that I was going to
Starting point is 00:15:17 throw out there that I think does a particular dialect well is Dominic West in The Wire. His Baltimore is like... What about... Sorry, I forgot the name of that amazing African-American actor. Idris Elba. Idris Elba. He does it pretty good.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Idris Elba does a great job. He sounds a little... Look, Idris Elba is dope, and he's... You know what I mean? He still has his little British things in him when he's acting, dude. But he's the fire. Look, don't get it twisted. I think Idris is the man.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I mean, like, I think he could do... Don't all of a sudden turn me into a hater and stuff like that no here's a perfect example you know who sounded like it and he's not from there was wood wood i you know i would believe wood more than i would believe any of these other cats because he actually has a genuine connection to that type of connection to that type of urban american uh urban life so you want to talk about accents yes i i agree with you british people do great american accents but when you go specific i don't know about all that just yet i've yet to see it sergia ronan is pretty amazing too i'm always surprised when i see her speak with her natural Irish brogue. Is that what you call it?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah. Yeah. Good brogue. Donald, should we get into this, baby girl? Yo, let's do this. Hey, yo, Dano. Funny episode. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Dano, I feel like this beat, it might be a little... Whoa. I'm going to stop you. I feel like this one... No, shush little... Whoa. I'm going to stop you. I feel like this one... No, shush, shush, shush, shush. I feel like this beat might be a little Adam's Family-ish. You'll understand what I'm saying when we're done. You ready?
Starting point is 00:16:53 Oh, you want him to change? Hold on. You want him to change up the beat? Here we go. Hold on. Let's get the stopwatch going. I got you. You don't need the stopwatch.
Starting point is 00:17:00 But the last beat was fuego. Thank you. They're always fuego. All right. Thank you. Here we go. You ready? And go. A doubt. They're always fuego. All right. Thank you. Here we go. You ready? And go.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Hey, yo. Carla loses Rowdy. The janitor has to scroll Army. Turk's dreams are coming true, and Elliot fights with Molly. JD doesn't want to hurt nobody. The Todd has super hearing. He enters, and it's comedy. The dark side is so powerful and useful if you're fearing.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Fear can save a life. That's crazy, right? Like what you're hearing? Fake doctors, real friends, DJ Daniel, Joel, Monique, ZB, Aster, recap, thunderous applause, sir. Turn your key. Whoa! Dude!
Starting point is 00:17:39 Here we go. Incredible. You just got into your Hamilton bag, dude. Dude, that's the best one you've ever done. Look, I got Dude, that's the best one you've ever done. Look, I got goosebumps. That's the best one you've ever done. And you hit 32 seconds. Oh, my God. Damn, not even 30.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I was trying to get 30. Dude, that was amazing. What led you to take it to the next level? So much marijuana. Inspired my day today. So much marijuana inspired my day today. So much marijuana inspired my day today. All right. So you're crediting Ganja for that because I would have.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I was sitting in my house watching my kids and I was bored. Okay. While they were doing their Zoom and I was like i'ma write this down so like a rap song it was a combination but but but you always are high when you write these and this one looks particularly great i don't know what happened something got into me today i feel like odb something got into me daniel you really gotta you gotta you gotta make sure the beat is is worthy of that i i was i was just going to say a little peek behind the curtain. All the beats that I've played you are beats that I've made over the past four or five years, whatever that is.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Pull from the bank and just little bits here and there. This is going to be... Oh, you might do an original. Well, they've all been original. I'm saying you might do one just for this. Completely fresh. Fresh. This will be... Pun intended, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:19:06 This is going to be a brand new one for you. Well, let's see. If the fans like it, maybe we'll do this every once in a while. They're going to love it. They're going to love it. I'm a fan of yours, and I love it. So I don't know why anyone wouldn't. That was really good.
Starting point is 00:19:21 This episode is very funny. I laughed a bunch. I laughed a lot. I did. I did too. We meet Steven for the first time. This is the episode where Steven comes into our family. I was so confused because I thought he came in a different way.
Starting point is 00:19:36 I had no idea that the janitor was, spoiler alert, I had no idea that the janitor actually named Steven and found Steven. I had no idea. And janitor actually named Stephen and found Stephen. I had no idea. And becomes sort of attached to Stephen. He really doesn't want Carla to take him, and he sort of laments that he's not going to be able to take him to the park. He really bonded. The janitor.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Now, this is one of the more surreal. This is one of those things where Bill, you know, we joke about how Bill probably should have put it in a fantasy but chose to put it in the real world. And that is that the janitor captures squirrels, kills them, taxidermies them, and collects them and has made a squirrel army. Not only that, he's holding committee. He's holding meetings like a committee. Yes. Committee.
Starting point is 00:20:21 He's holding meetings like a committee. Yes. Yes. And he's obviously schizophrenic or some condition because he believes that they're all talking back to him and says, like, Gregory, do you mind if I lead the meeting? Right. Yeah. And he doesn't discriminate on names either. Like, there's Leroy. There's a bunch of different names.
Starting point is 00:20:41 It's so bizarre but funny that the janitor has a squirrel army i remember i remember them the prop guys trying to collect enough taxidermied squirrels you can tell that it's like sort of a bad comp of of copy and pasting more into the shot but i don't think he really i don't think they they certainly didn't make and or track down what looks like 50 taxidermied squirrels he also sold his squirrel army for steven so rowdy's lost he feels bad he goes searching can't find then takes his squirrel puts his squirrel army up so that he can get steven and give steven to carla so carla won't get in trouble yeah he does a trade he does a trade now i understand leaving something on your roof we've all done a coffee cup a stack of papers would carla really accidentally
Starting point is 00:21:38 why did carla even put rowdy on the roof i don't know. What was going on in her day that she thought, while I quickly get my keys, I'm going to put Rowdy on the roof of the car? It just doesn't make any sense. You put him down on the ground. He's a dog. Well, it's clear. Clearly, she doesn't see Rowdy as a dog anymore. I just don't understand, Donald, the movements that went,
Starting point is 00:22:08 quickly while I do X, Y, or Z, I'm going to place him on the roof of my car. Right. You got to kind of be like, you got to lift. There's extra energy, whereas putting it down seems like the easier. How bad was that backwards effect of Rowdy falling off the car and then landing perfectly in front of that kid? That was so bad. How about Carla taking Rowdy to get washed?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Right, and Danny Rose. Yeah. So if you're curious and you're someone who goes back and looks at these after we talk about them, in the scene where Carla is trying to get Rowdy cleaned by a groomer, there's two guys behind the counter, and there's one who's washing a dog or cleaning a dog or whatever, grooming a dog, and he's like, no.
Starting point is 00:22:53 And that's Danny Rose, who was Bill's assistant when we started. He was in all of our first auditions with Bill. He was really, really involved in the casting of the show with Bill. He was the one I used to bug all the time. And we, before we ever went to, before we went to production after the pilot, I used to be like, Danny, when do we go, man? I need this money, dude. I used to call him all the time. What day are we going? When do I shoot? Yeah. All of that stuff. So anyway, he then of course, over the years got promoted and got promoted.
Starting point is 00:23:21 And by the end he was, he was running post-production for the show. And by the way, Bill texted me this morning. It was so funny. He was like wanting to come on. He's like, hey, when can I come back on? I was like, dude, you can come on whenever you want. The fans love it. We just assume you're such a mogul.
Starting point is 00:23:38 You're so busy. He's like, I can come on. When can I come on? It was the most random text. He was like fishing for when he could be invited back on the show. I love it. I think he loves coming on more than he would admit. Well, he thinks it's his show, man.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Well, it is his show. It's indirectly his show. Right. Well, at the end of the day, it is yours, Bill. It's your show, Bill. And I'm glad that you love it. I'm glad you love your show. I was like, come on. I go, how about Tuesday?
Starting point is 00:24:09 He goes, okay. He goes, should I send an interrupting Bill in the meantime? Oh! I was like, if you want to send an interrupting Bill... You know what would be funny? If he was on the show and then sent an interrupting Bill also while on the show. That's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:24:27 That's next level. I would love for him to do that. That's like Inception, Billception. Whoa. He just finished shooting. He's done a Head of the Class remake. Oh, nice. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And I believe it stars instead of an old white guy, a young Hispanic woman. The actress whose name i don't know um will you look it up for me joelle she was the i guess the on one day at a time she was the oldest oh yeah yeah yeah i know what you're talking about i believe she if i'm not mistaken she's the star of bill's head of the class remake she's a really good actress. Isabella Gomez? That must be it. What's the X now that people do, Joelle? Latinx?
Starting point is 00:25:12 Oh, Latinx? Latinx or Latinx? What is that? Oh, okay. Latina, if you're a female. Latino, if you're male. People are like, I fall in between those binaries. Latinx has come about as a way of like hey this describes all of our community everyone can fit under this banner
Starting point is 00:25:29 all right so they so so people prefer that as to saying latina or latino they it's still very hotly contested amongst the latinx community i'm not a part of it but i'm definitely i want to be respectful of whatever yeah whatever they prefer i i feel like feel like it's a perfectly respectable term to use. I don't think anyone's going to be like, no, but there still is some conversation happening. Is this where Xtina came from? No. No. Okay, so this isn't where Christina Aguilera got Xtina.
Starting point is 00:25:57 This is much later, much after Xtina. That's like Xmas. You've heard of Latinx, right, Donald, or no? No, it's my first time ever hearing it. Oh, it's a new thing. Oh, really? I'm a week off Twitter. Can I get thunderous applause for being a week off Twitter?
Starting point is 00:26:09 Yay! You missed my big announcement yesterday, though. Oh, you did? What's your big announcement? I got a PS5. What? Slow it down. Slow it down.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Daniel got a PS5. Oh, okay. That would have been great if you came out on Twitter. Daniel, I support you My year anniversary with my girlfriend is in two weeks Why are you getting all defensive man Come on dude I was just trying to tell Zach
Starting point is 00:26:40 I want a PS5 Danil why are you so quick to not want to be gay? To not want to be gay. It's not that. He just isn't, though. We're all a little gay, Daniel. Oh, God. Okay. Some of us a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Oh, my God. You got a PS5? That's what you're celebrating? Yes. Yes. Not as exciting as you coming out, but okay. You got it. What's happening?
Starting point is 00:27:05 What game did you play? What is your most exciting game you've started playing on the PS5? Oh, it hasn't gotten here yet. Oh, you just got one. I won the rally yesterday of beating the bots to the Walmart final button. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:27:18 You tried so hard. You'll be more excited by what's outside your door when we're done with the show because Mark has dropped off a signed copy of the Garden State vinyl. It's there right now? to buy What's Outside Your Door when we're done with the show because Mark has dropped off a signed copy of the Garden State vinyl. It's there right now?
Starting point is 00:27:29 It should be. He went out on a mission. Go see if it's there. If it's not there, then he's out. It's on its way. Daniel was in his underwear. I just want you to know that. No, he wasn't. That was his underwear, dude. He was in boxer underwear. He was in boxers just now. That was his boxers Was that not his underwear
Starting point is 00:27:46 Joel This is his job He's not coming to work in his underwear Donald He certainly would not stand up and expose himself Let's see what happens when he walks back in That's how people get ruined their careers First of all
Starting point is 00:28:03 First of all Wireless headphones First of all, wireless headphones. So I'm just taking y'all with me. Second of all, these are called shorts, my bro. They look like underwear, dude. They're short tight. Because they go above my knee? They're black shorts.
Starting point is 00:28:16 What the fuck are you talking about? They have pockets. I'm not Allen Iverson here. I'm not fighting to have shorts below the knee or something. I like them a little bit higher up. Yo, you know that the NBA players never were allowed to wear those shorts below their knees. And so as baggy as those shorts got, they never went below their knees. They were always at the, you're absolutely right about that, Daniel.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Daniel knows his stuff. By the way, I've been watching that show. I know I'm late to it, but The Last Dance. I think I might like sports now. Well, you like the drama. You like the drama of it. The drama is amazing. In all seriousness, I gotta say that documentary is... Here's
Starting point is 00:28:54 how you know that documentary is so well made. I have, as well documented, I have no interest in sports. I'm fascinated by that documentary. It is so well done, and I love it. You know what I love? 30 for 30s? You'd like those a lot, too. Do you watch 30 for 30s? No.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Oh, ESPN just has a series of documentaries where it's like the great emotional highs and lows of sports and just real quick deep dives, and then they have short ones, too, that are like eight minutes long. I'm obsessed with them. You would love them. Watch the Dennis Rodman one. you'd like that one a lot
Starting point is 00:29:26 especially while watching this 30 foot uh watching the uh one that you're watching right now yeah watch the dennis rodman but the filmmaker who made this this this last dance is clearly so talented i mean it's so well told and then they're so good i'm getting goosebumps as i think about it just the way they like they'll have the cold open and then there'll be something that'll be said and then they'll cut to the fucking title sequence and it's so good.
Starting point is 00:29:49 It's so dramatic and Jordan is such an interesting, I love, now I know why they had all those memes of Jordan smiling looking at the iPads. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Dude, that's what I'm about to say. That's the funniest shit. Him and saying, and I took that shit personal. That is the truth, dude. Yo, listen, I wish, I wish I had that button where i could take anything anyone said and be like oh really well let me prove why
Starting point is 00:30:14 i'm the best i gotta tell you right let me prove anyone if you're listening and you need any inspiration for haters being your motivators this This guy, no matter what happened, would use it and go, okay, motherfuckers, you doubt me? Or you doubt my team? You doubt what we can do? Watch.
Starting point is 00:30:34 No, it's not you doubt my team. It's definitely not you doubt my team. It's you doubt me? Yeah, you doubt me. I'm Michael motherfucking Jordan, dude. But I thought it was really – But I just thought it was inspirational from a forget sports point of view, just a human being that is so driven and so competitive that he feeds off of people doubting him.
Starting point is 00:30:56 He feeds off of people saying, you're done. It's over. I just thought that was really inspiring for people. No matter what you do, that you can go, okay, all right, watch. Yeah, and then do it. All right, we're going to go to break. And when we come back, we're going to actually talk about things more than just Rowdy. I wrote down so much for this episode.
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Starting point is 00:34:40 Bill would occasionally take digs at us and our own physical appearance, like the fact that this episode has a whole thing about how I have a giant Adam's apple well yeah there's that but we can't stop the rowdy talk just yet dude i know you want to get into that but i gasped out loud when carla dropped rowdy we gasped in the show i really gasped out loud i was like like how dare you our collective gasp together was really funny i laughed at that i I did it with us accidentally. Like, it was simultaneously I did it. Well, let's go to the top.
Starting point is 00:35:10 So JD wears leg warmers to the gym. We learned that. Cox accuses him of wearing leg warmers while he's on the ball. How is Doug still working at this hospital, dude? How does he still? He should be fired by now. It's so funny that Cox goes, Doug has killed so many patients that he might be a
Starting point is 00:35:27 government operative. By the way, do you notice that when Cox says go, Doug, Doug, Doug, go, go, go, you idiot, she doesn't have the right thing. And he goes over there and they reveal, like, it's a young girl. Like, he's like, he's not just fucking up with seniors. He's fucking up with children.
Starting point is 00:35:46 No, he goes to the wrong bed. No, there's two young girls in two beds next to each other. Wow. I mean, it was probably just someone put the background person there, but I just thought it was funny that it's a kid. Well, he eventually gets moved to the morgue where it's safer for Doug to work. Right, because he knows about that. I don't know when that happens.
Starting point is 00:36:04 It's coming up soon. It has to pay off soon because this dude's got to get out of there. I'm wearing an Alphabet City t-shirt. And you know, I used to live in Alphabet City. What you know about Alphabet City? Bro, I used to live in Alphabet City, Avenue A and 7th Street. Really? Yeah, for those who don't know-
Starting point is 00:36:22 Did you go below D? Did you go below D? Well, you meant east to D. And you can probably go to D now, but when I lived there, you didn't go to D. You didn't go get that D. If you don't know what we're talking about, there's an area of Manhattan called Alphabet City. The avenues, when they get past one, they become A, B, C, D. And when I graduated in Northwestern in 97, I moved to an apartment, 103 Avenue A, 7th Street and Avenue A. And it was awesome. I mean, it was a great place to live.
Starting point is 00:36:57 You lived on 7th and A? And actually there was a restaurant. It's no longer there. It was called 7A. And I couldn't even afford to eat there. They had a breakfast that was like four bucks. And I couldn't even afford to get the breakfast, I remember. And I remember thinking one day I'm going to be able to just get this $3 breakfast whenever I want.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I mean, there's just crazy time. That's real talk, man. That's broke, broke, man. Well, I just had, you know, when I first got out out of college my parents were helping me out a little bit with with rent and i was pa'ing on music videos and commercials but i certainly didn't have like you know i had i had buy a box of cereal money i didn't have yeah especially especially when you could get a bagel and cream cheese for like 50 cent at the deli you know what i mean exactly it totally i totally get what you're talking about like if i would have spent three dollars i remember there was a ham my dad didn't
Starting point is 00:37:50 want us eating pork when we were kids right but they would get but they would give us like three dollars for uh lunch right and that had to be for the whole day so i got to eat uh and usually you would have your lunch tickets for school. So I would take the $3 and I'd go to the arcade and play video games after school. And $3 at the arcade, that's a lot of video games. But there was this ham and cheese sandwich that was $1.99, dude. And I remember thinking. That's a deal.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Dude, and it was like so much ham, cheese, and I hated mayo. So I would make them just put mustard on it. And I used to be like, yo. Isn't it funny when you look back? When we're going to do this show, are we going to do that show, Joelle, where we drive around L.A. and talk about our old haunts? Yeah, Donald should be getting the car next week. We're working on dates for that. We're going to be doing a show where we drive around.
Starting point is 00:38:41 It will be a special episode where all four of us get in a car and we're going to drive around LA and just talk about different things that happened to us. It's going to be fun. I can't wait. I got in so much trouble for buying that sandwich.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to jump your story. I showed my dad the sandwich. He was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, it's a ham and cheese sandwich. And he took that shit and slammed it so hard in the trash can. He was like, you don't ever eat pork. Why was he so anti-pork? My dad told...
Starting point is 00:39:17 When I was a kid, my dad would tell me things like, pork eats the skin off your veins. Don't eat that shit. I grew up kosher, so I didn't eat pork either. Yeah. You know, that's a good question.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I should ask my dad where it came from. I know a lot of African-American families stayed away from pork when I was a youth. I wonder what his reason was. I should ask my father what his reason is. I should, I should ask my father what that is before.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Maybe it's the Samuel Jackson reason. Um, from fiction. I don't dig on swine. I just don't dig on swine. Right. Um, anyway,
Starting point is 00:39:56 so yeah, alphabet, if you want, if you're, if you're walking, if you're in Manhattan, go visit, um,
Starting point is 00:40:00 103 Avenue way and wave for me. Um, how about the giant sip take I take from the Punch Bowl? That was funny. Very big sip take. Very big sip take. And then we gasp. I laughed at our gasp.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And then I go, don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese. Carla's being very aggressive with Rowdy. I just didn't like it. Even this many years later, I didn't like it. She wants her space. That's what's coming. It's coming.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Yeah, it's going to be time for me to – I'm going to get kicked out. Pretty soon you're going to get kicked out, man. It's coming. And that's what's great about Bill and the writers. They're building it. It's not going to be something that comes out of nowhere. They're showing you Carla getting sick and tired of all of this stuff and and even even if she's all right with it kind it's like i need my own space it's got to be me turk
Starting point is 00:40:52 because we're going to start a family you see it coming man yeah yeah poor poor jd um rowdy comes to life that was funny in the fantasy where all of a sudden he tackles Carla. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I go, easy, boy. She ain't worth it. She ain't worth it. She ain't worth it.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Easy, boy. She ain't worth it. Hey, yo, I got a question to ask. What? Is Heather Graham boobing on purpose in this episode? There's a lot of cleavage holy shit it's distracting it's like even squeeze she even squeezes it a couple of times i don't know but ken winningham also framed for it there's one shot where it's like it just comes around heather and
Starting point is 00:41:36 like her boobs are just bouncing on the bottom of the frame what uh wow i noticed it she um she looks she looks great yeah and and that preempts you know you were distracted you were distracted i was very distracted by it and then when they talk about making out and out of nowhere oh my god that's so funny twice the todd runs in he steals the show every time dude i don't know i can't i't. I don't know what it is, but that makes me laugh every time. One time he runs in and he's fresh out of the OR. He's in the middle of surgery. No, he was in the middle of a transplant. He was in the OR.
Starting point is 00:42:12 They make some joke about kissing each other. And he runs in in his OR uniform. And he says, and they go, no, Todd. And he goes, back to the transplant. Right. And then the next time they're arguing and she said you were make out with me like
Starting point is 00:42:30 you said we were gonna do and out of nowhere from the shower from the showers build set it up set it up did I just no Todd oh man and he's funny Rob Mashow I know you listen. You're a funny man.
Starting point is 00:42:46 And you're very funny. We have this random thing we did on E with Rob that's coming out. Yes. We have a little surprise for you listeners. I'm going to give you the first tease. E has this show where they get cast members together and you sort of do some random activities. And me and Donald did it. Coming soon to E.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Do you know what it's called? No, I don't. It's something like Reunion. Like Road Trip or some shit like that. Road Trip Reunion. And Joelle and Dan have a cameo in it as well. So you visit heaven. I visit heaven and I see all the people that I've been, who've died under my watch.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Now, I imagine there's way more people than that that have died under my watch in four years. These are the ones that got featured on the show, including the patient I lost in the pilot. Is that who that was? Yeah. Interesting. I didn't know who that was yeah you're talking about the old man well they were all pretty senior except for um tim hobert's wife but um the right but he's what he had a line though he was like i i forget his line yeah they all yeah i think they all had a
Starting point is 00:44:00 line but anyway yeah the guy you probably didn't recognize was the guy I lost in the pilot. Wow. Yeah, so to remind you audience, Cox is talking to J.D. and J.D.'s interns about how you're going to kill someone. It happens. Everybody kills someone. You're going to kill someone. It's going to be your fault. And so J.D. really gets insecure because he doesn't think he's accidentally killed anyone.
Starting point is 00:44:25 He thinks people have died, but not because of a mistake he's made. And so he gets so insecure. He doesn't even want to do a tricky procedure because he's worried he's going to kill someone. And there's a funny bit of dialogue with one of the women that's under his care. And she says, can I drive my Trans Am? And he says, that's not up to me. It's up to the police and the owners of those horses you killed and she says they were everywhere and i go you were on a racetrack mrs carter yeah i noticed she mowed down horses on a racetrack i noticed something and this is my
Starting point is 00:45:01 first time noticing it so please don't please don't make fun of me zach i'll never make fun of you i love you i know that we're a medical comedy yes but every time we come in to the hospital there's always a medical joke did you notice that that's what analgesic is. All of these things are how we start off. I always thought, I don't know why, but this is how we start the show off a lot of times. You're implying that the show often opens with a medical-related comedy? I don't know if that's true. Okay. It happens a lot.
Starting point is 00:45:40 It goes, boom, boom, and then it's the medical joke. Bow, bow. Right. Boom, boom, bow, bow, and then it's the medical joke. Bow, bow. Right. Boom, boom. Bow, bow. And then it's the medical joke. And then we go. Or if the show is extra long.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Wow. Right. The one that I like the best is, boom, boom. Can you imagine you're a composer and you're like, wow. Done. Was his name? Jan? Was that Jan?
Starting point is 00:46:06 I finished my homework. Wow. No, Jan did a good job. Jan, you're very talented if you listen. Those are called stings, everybody, in the parlance of score. When you just need a little moment. Wow. Or.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Biggie the bow. a little moment. Wow! Or... Wow! Molly tells the truth. I love that. She can't help herself. Elliot has a patient who is an addict and needs
Starting point is 00:46:44 a heart transplant. Yeah. And for him to get the heart transplant, his file has to go up against the board and they have to deem him worthy of the transplant. Because they don't want to give it to someone who's still an addict. Right. And, you know, this guy, he comes in with this kid and, you know, everybody wants to live. And, you know, when it's brought to the board, Kelso asks Molly straight up, is this guy a liability? And she tells the truth. And it fractures her relationship with uh elliot temporarily but still uh that's the only way to do it right like if you were put in that situation that's what you do right of course if you have integrity i mean it speaks a lot to her character she's like look
Starting point is 00:47:38 you're my friend but i'm i'm not gonna this is too important for me to not be truthful. Right. I do think, in my experience as a psychologist, that he's a great risk to fall off the wagon. But is willing to not say anything and let this thing go through also. Yeah. She's letting him do her thing. Well, she's letting him do her thing. She's not involved until she is. And she didn't have to go either. She she goes to show elliot support you know what i'll go with you to show support how about that i'll hang out yeah and it turns out kelso kelso flips and is like
Starting point is 00:48:15 well we have a well and sam lloyd ted the lawyer is so um oh my god i laughed out loud when he goes first of all they both know his name, Molly and Elliot know his name, and he can't believe that they know his name. And he's like, yeah, they can have whatever they want. They know my name. And Kelsey goes, why don't I open the floor to those people who don't currently have erections?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Oh my god That was funny Very funny Very very funny What about the thing Where I First of all I saw Beard for Say
Starting point is 00:48:52 In the ICU And now I have this Total neuroses Whenever I see Beard for Say He's everywhere Why aren't you in the pharmacy bro You're not He's everywhere
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah But why is the pharmacist Because I'm I'm currently on a kick Where I think that Beard Fosse is the main pharmacist Of the hospital There's obviously a lot of prescriptions that need filling It's a huge old hospital
Starting point is 00:49:11 Why are you in the ICU Beard Fosse I have no idea why he's in the ICU I have a whole thing going on With Beard Fosse Every time I see him Not in the pharmacy I'm like bro Back down there
Starting point is 00:49:24 Elliot's pretty petty also How petty is Elliot Not in the pharmacy. I'm like, bro, back down there. Elliot's pretty petty also. How petty is Elliot? Well, she's pissed. She feels betrayed. Yeah, but when she wins, she rubs it in her friend's face. Yeah, but then again, she was wrong because the guy disappears. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:46 But when she wins, she's like all up in Molly's face face like she pages her so that's a funny bit though so she goes she goes you don't want to mess with me because you know one of the reasons i came as a psychologist is i really know how to pinpoint everyone's insecurities really well and elliot's like oh no you don't she was eyebrows elliot elliot they cut back to elliot and she's already sobbing. She's got her mascara is running down her face. And I'm like, Elliot, are you really that insecure? And she goes, giant Adam's apple. And I go, my lip
Starting point is 00:50:15 starts quivering and I'm like, I need to go. And then they card cut to me and I'm in a fucking red turtleneck. That shit was hilarious. The red turtleneck. That shit was hilarious. The red turtleneck? Like, if you're going to wear a turtleneck, why are you wearing a fire engine red one?
Starting point is 00:50:32 You're wearing a red turtleneck while you perform a minor surgery, too. Yeah, yeah. But I look so funny. I think turtleneck, I can't pull off a turtleneck, but maybe I should because of my giant Adam's apple,
Starting point is 00:50:42 but I just think they always look so funny. i remember it's red too listen i remember matthew perry did that show back in the day uh where he wore where he used to wear turtlenecks all the time not friends before friends matt perry's been around forever right but i remember there was like when i used to ride the subway back in new york city there was one with him, and he was on the show. But the cover – Joelle, can you find out what that is? I didn't know that Matt Perry was successful before Friends. Matt Perry was very successful before Friends.
Starting point is 00:51:13 He was in a lot of things before Friends, actually. Fitting up his IMDb page. Is Friends going to be our rewatch show after Scrubs? No, it's not. A lot of people have requested it. The reason I – My thinking behind itubs? No, it's not. A lot of people have requested it. The reason I, my thinking behind it, Donald,
Starting point is 00:51:31 is it's that and Seinfeld and The Office are like the most watched ones. We want to pull the most people in. I think we should be obscure and do things that are a little bit different. I promise you, I think there are some shows that are very funny that were just as successful that we could do. Like A Different World, I'm trying to tell you right now, that would be fire.
Starting point is 00:51:54 You watching Hillman College would be fire. I just don't know as many people would tune in for that. The audience is tuning in for Scrubs. Before there was Friends, there was A Different World world before there was all this cosby and a different world and cheers ran thursday night before friends and all that stuff and we can do cheers same type of cheers rewatch show you know black people in any of these shows dude i'm keeping it 100 with you man some of this it's like look man what am i i'll watch a bunch of white people tell white people jokes to hold nope not being racist but that doesn't
Starting point is 00:52:32 it doesn't i can't relate i didn't know that i didn't know that you were saying in so many words you want to pick a show marissa tomei marissa tomei is in the first season of a different world man there's a white person in that. There ain't no white people in any of these shows you talk about. Not Cheers, not Friends, not any of them, dude. 100. Okay. Well, I didn't realize until now that your objection was related to African American representation.
Starting point is 00:53:00 I apologize that you didn't know that. Perry had guest spots on West Wing. To all the African American people out there, I'm sorry he didn't know that, y'all. Boys Will Be Boys? Is that the show you're thinking of? I think it's Boys Will Be Boys. I think it's Boys Will Be Boys. How about when the janitor says, I'm still a little drunk from breakfast?
Starting point is 00:53:19 That's funny. What about you at the strip club with the stripper? That was a great moment. Do you remember shooting that? I don't, but you stripper? That was a great moment. Do you remember shooting that? I don't, but you could tell I was having a great time. You really looked like you were method acting. You really was in your bones. How about you? So Carla Fantasy, is it a Carla Fantasy that she imagines you're in a strip club?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Why is your character in the strip club? Because she tells him he can go to get him off the scent that Rowdy's missing. Oh, is that said in the show? Did I miss it? She says go to a strip club? Yeah. She says go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:55 She gives him the, she goes, go to a strip club because he's like, I can't find Rowdy anywhere. I don't think any woman would actually do that. Okay. I don't think any woman would be like, oh Okay. I don't think any woman would be like, oh, I need to distract my husband. Here's Cash. Go to his strip club.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Carrie Brothers. At the end of the show. And Aloma. Aloma has one joke in the whole show, and she nails it. When this is all over, I'm going to kill you. I laughed so hard.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah. Soy Brothers Blue Eyes Yes This had been on the Garden State soundtrack Beforehand just so you know Yeah And Carey The funny thing is Carey's singing the song In the karaoke bar
Starting point is 00:54:42 He's singing his own song I think we should end today's episode with Blue Eyes Since we can in the karaoke bar, he's singing his own song. I think we should end today's episode with blue eyes since we can. Okay. Have you ever experienced that before, though? Have you ever experienced karaoke where an artist has walked in and sang their own song? No, that's a thing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:58 I have experienced that before. Really? Where? Do you remember before it became the Pink Taco? What was that? It was the sushi spot on Sunset. So before it was Pink Taco, it was like Miyagi's or something like that, right? Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yeah. I think it was something like that. I never went there, yeah. Jamie Foxx, one night, they used to do a karaoke night, right? Mm-hmm. And it would be packed. And when I say packed, I mean it would be packed to the point where you'd be stuck at the bar, and there'd be people on stage, and it's Hollywood, so you got actors and actresses.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Jamie Foxx went up once and did a song, and he did Do Me Baby or something like that with a bunch of his friends. You can do me in the morning, You can do me in the night. Teela Tequila jumped up and sang a song. I forget what it was. Anyway, one night, this young lady jumps up on stage. No doubt. I love it. Teela Tequila is one of your examples of celebrity.
Starting point is 00:55:56 It's going to get even better. One night, this young lady jumps up on stage and sings Celine Dion's Near Far. Wherever you are I believe that the heart Right. Nails it. Kills it. Immediately after she's done,
Starting point is 00:56:13 everybody's going crazy. On to the stage walks Whitney Houston. What? Shut up. If I... Oh, no. No.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Joelle's going to cry. This is amazing. Should stay. I would only be in your way. Oh, my God. Are you sure it was her and not an impersonator? I know it was her because she came up and said hi after me and we hugged and everything like that.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Oh my God. Dude, dude sang the whole song. Kills it. I felt so bad. To a karaoke track or like acapella? To the karaoke track. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Crushes it. I felt so bad for the young lady who came up and sang Celine Dion right before that. Like she murdered it. But the freaking star power, you know how you play rock band and the star power happens? And you get that thing hit so hard, man. Like the whole room turned like that blue that happens. I felt it. I felt that energy, right?
Starting point is 00:57:22 Wow. So she crushes. This is where it gets real awesome too., you know, I love this brother. Immediately after, Bobby Brown jumps up on stage and does my prerogative. No. It was the best night ever, dude. What the hell? It was the best night ever.
Starting point is 00:57:40 It was like, it was one of the best. Dude, he jumped up on stage. It's my prerogative. Did the whole thing, man. Like, it was like it was one of the dude he jumped up once it's my prerogative did the whole thing man like it was it was if i could i that's why i asked you have you ever seen so carrie doing his own song i get it so yeah reminding me of one of the most embarrassing moments in our history together do you know what it is no you know i you know you like you cringe sometime i think remind me if i've told this in the podcast before but like sometimes do you ever have that thing in your life that happened that makes you cringe and you have to shake it off because you're thinking of how embarrassing it was?
Starting point is 00:58:11 Yes. Well, this is one of mine. Donald and I were at a party, and we were intoxicated. And the DJ struck up, I don't want no scrubs. Scrubs. And Donald and I both went, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get it twisted.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Don't let me in this shit. Don't let me in this shit. Don't let me in this shit. We took over the dance floor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yep, yep. We took over the dance floor and started dancing to scrubs.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Don't you let me in on this shit. That creeps me up at night. Dude, I was on the dance floor dancing with my wife already. Bro, don't get out of this. The song comes on. I remember it because me and my wife started walking off the dance floor. No, you're going to buy it back. You're going to buy it all back.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Here comes ZB high-stepping. High-stepping. High-stepping like it was his freaking bar mitzvah. High-stepping like it was his bar mitzvah. I don't want no scrubs. The scrubs is a guy that can't get no love from me. And I was, like, pointing, like, you and me. We're the scrubs.
Starting point is 00:59:18 So embarrassing. I'm telling you, I will be falling asleep and think of that moment and, like, shiver because it's so embarrassing. But, yo, that happens. All right. So like when we were coming up in New York and stuff like that, when I was coming up and I would go to clubs, if you went to a club and a DJ was there and you had like were in movies or in TV shows or something like that, and there were songs that were related to that, the DJ would play it to acknowledge you and acknowledge the fact that you're at the party.
Starting point is 00:59:46 So do you think the DJ did that for us? Definitely, but you acted like that had never happened to you before. It hadn't. I know, but you're supposed to act like you've been there before, dog. You're supposed to act like... I think it was in Kate Hudson's backyard. It was! In front of Leo,
Starting point is 01:00:02 in front of all of them. This motherfucker... It was worse because it was in front of all these A-list celebrities. So cringy. But Donald, I think you're minimizing the fact that you definitely raised your hand in the air. I did. Listen, if anything, you are my best friend. I can't let you go out like that.
Starting point is 01:00:22 But I remember being like, oh, this guy. Dude, it's kind of like in the show when JD lies down next to Turk on the ground at the basketball game. Yes, that's exactly. You joined me and went all out. You're like, all right, he's going to make a fool of himself, but I'm not going to leave my buddy out there to fucking hang himself alone. All right, Joelle, is the guest here? Yes, the guest is here. All right, great.
Starting point is 01:00:42 We're going to go to break, and we'll be right back with the guest. Is the guest here? The guest is here. All right, great. We're going to go to break, and we'll be right back with the guest. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine. Hosted by me, Danielle Robay.
Starting point is 01:00:54 And me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools,
Starting point is 01:01:22 LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel partner. Gene! Eugene Fodor! Gene, what's budding? Much of the joy you will find on the road
Starting point is 01:02:34 comes from the person you share it with. So you ride the bus, Gene, and the last hour on the business. I understand now. He's a wise man, Mary is a wise woman. But be careful and choose your travel partner well, because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas. Get down! I'm not stupid, Jean.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Something is going on in its high time, you tell me the truth. Freeze, Americano! Jean, run! So travel before it's too late. Your money will return. Your time won't. And we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 01:03:15 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s... She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back! Woo-hoo! Let's see And we're back. Woo-hoo. Let's see who we got today. Let's see. Oh, we have Katie Price.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Hello. Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Katie Price and Friend. And Friend is wearing a Wish I Was Here T-shirt. Hello, my friend. What's your name? I'm Eric. What is it?
Starting point is 01:04:48 And Eric! Eric, nice to meet you, and thank you for repping Wish I Was Here swag. That's a dope shirt. Where are you guys calling from? We're from a small little city in Michigan called Albion. Okay, I'd never heard of albion but i am noticing that donald is going to geek out because you have uh star wars prints on your wall what's the story behind those well the first one the first one on uh above katie that's the uh shield generator from uh
Starting point is 01:05:18 return of the jedi and it looks like an ad at walker what is that? What's the Adat Walker made out of? And then above, I see a speeder bike. And I can't tell what. It looks like Dagobah. It's like a small Yoda. Yeah, it's Dagobah. Dagobah system, guys. Dagobah.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Wow. Four for four. Well, dude, what an entrance. You've got Star Wars prints on the wall and a Wish I Was Here t-shirt. You had us at hello. And they have a debunking in here. Eric wrote in to tell us a story. go ahead go ahead Eric tell us your story so I've been listening for the entire run of the podcast thank you sir I was I started running last year and this was my podcast I listened to while I was running great so I'd always hear the guest and like that's so cool
Starting point is 01:06:04 they call in they get to talk to you guys like I can't think of anything that I'd always hear the guest and like, that's so cool. They call in, they get to talk to you guys. Like, I can't think of anything that I could bring to the table to be a good guest until the recent episode with Sarah Chalk. Okay. And you got to the words, the end of it. And Donald seemed to think that there's no way that anyone could date, break up, and then years later get back together and get married. Yes. I want to hear. First of all, hold on. Don't shut it.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I'm not going to. Listen, man. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Let them have their moment. They're going to have the moment.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I just want to make sure that the rules are clear. No. You guys broke up. you guys broke up you guys broke up because one of you is what one of you was an asshole though right okay cool okay all right good let him tell the story go ahead what's your journey tell us your journey i moved moved away from my first couple years of college and then came back to my hometown college where i started to date a girl from my high school right away little did I know that this girl from my high school was dating this
Starting point is 01:07:11 friends with me friends with sorry yes girl I was dating was friends with this absolute rocket here next to me right so I started developing feelings for her broke up with the first girl, started dating her afterwards, dated for a couple of years. And towards the end of the couple of years, we started to grow apart a little bit. Things got sour. I wasn't the most mature person. And so we both graduated and I moved away and she went to grad school. So fast forward a couple of years, I'm living out in Las Vegas. She comes out there for a conference. We meet up, hang out a little bit, and maybe start to rekindle things. And then, of course, I'm the asshole and break things apart again.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Oh, man, that's two strikes. I know. We go our separate ways for a couple more years fast forward to 2012 i'm still in grad school um doing my phd um and i hear from him for the first time in years because things were not good after the whole las vegas shenanigan um and he was like hey i know we haven't talked in a while. I'm going to be where you live. Are you around? And I felt kind of bad for him because he was going to be by himself in this city where he didn't know anybody and it was his birthday. So it was like, I'll
Starting point is 01:08:36 throw him a bone. You're a nice woman because he had two different periods of being a jerk to you. Yeah. And I also, I have to say, it was a good thing we broke up because grad school was a really good time of personal growth for me where I got really good at loving myself and being single and just having fun on my own. So you sort of, you did your own thing. You got some of that. Yeah, Donald, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:09:01 You guys aren't giving a good example, I'm going to be honest with you. What are you talking? Let them finish. Okay. Our paths kept crossing, though, over these years. You don't have to be right. Let them have their moment. I'm going to be right at the end of this.
Starting point is 01:09:16 This couple right here is destined to be together. You can tell from when they met. This is when Harry, this is a nice little meet cute. All right, go ahead. Don't worry about him. Go ahead. So we hang out on my birthday when I'm in her city and we go back our separate ways. Fate brought us back together again at a friend's father's funeral.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Brought me home to where she's teaching. She's now a college professor. Brought me home to where she's teaching. She's now a college professor brought me home to where she's teaching. We meet up again, rekindle things. She makes it very clear to me at this point that if you met, like if we're getting back together, this is for real. Yeah. I also in the meantime, had a very strict policy with anybody else I was dating. Like we date once, if we break up, there's a reason it's over. So you didn dating. Like, we date once. If we break up, there's a reason. It's over. So you didn't, with other people that you saw, you didn't ever go back?
Starting point is 01:10:10 Of course not. But you obviously had strong feelings for this guy because there's something special about this guy. There was something there. Well, so that's kind of the underlying thing is that I was truly and fully in love with Eric when we were in college. And I knew what it felt like to truly be in love with somebody. And I promised myself that I would never get married unless I felt that way again about somebody. Good for you. So we get back together and start dating again.
Starting point is 01:10:40 She lays it down. Like, if this is happening, like, we're getting married. Like, if we're dating again, this is it. Like this is the ultimatum. So I was a hundred percent. I'd done my own personal growth at this point. I'd matured. I was like, yep, I'm in. So we start dating again. We move into, we move back to the same city again. And we got engaged in 2015, 2015 got married in 2017 and we're coming up on four years next month.
Starting point is 01:11:08 There's applause, Daniel. Congratulations. I'm a romantic, so I love stuff like that. Now, Donald is going to say why you don't meet the criteria that he set. Go ahead. Okay. So this story already comes from love. So you knew you were in love all the way back then, and you just were waiting for him to get to the level that you were at. So therefore, all of the breakups in your heart, because you were in love, were kind of like, you know what? He kind of holds a place. I'll see him soon. I'll see him soon where the story would have been, would have been held the criteria, the girl that you broke up with to get with her after you that, and you got back with her that I would have been
Starting point is 01:11:52 like, Holy shit. That's that I would have never did your story right there. I that's kind of like me and my now wife, I chased after her forever and ever and ever. And then she finally said yes. She said yes when she knew I was ready. It sounds like the same thing with you. It sounds like you came back and you were like, gee, how do I keep messing this up? And she was like, well, I'm here. And you're like, well, what's up? And then you're like, oh, I'm going to mess it up again.
Starting point is 01:12:21 And she was like, when you're ready, I'll be here again. Fair enough. I was not sure he was ever going to get his shit together enough though but you were banking on but you had in your heart you knew well i'm not gonna say in your heart but you were hoping he did yes i was definitely hoping you're so lucky that she's so cool dude you're a very lucky man dude you are a very lucky man and i hope You are a very lucky man, and I hope you understand this because anyone... 100%. Okay. Anyone who is willing to put up with some bullshit like that to wait for you to mature...
Starting point is 01:12:54 Two times where he's like, I can't... It was more. It was many more times than that. He somehow always found his way back into my life and then destroyed me. Oh, man. Well, I'm so happy that it – Destroyed is a heavy word. I'm going to say damn.
Starting point is 01:13:09 I know. Damn. Well, it has a happy ending, and that's what we like. And we love people to be happy and in love. We're in the process of finding Joelle love here on the show, as you know. We're still waiting on someone to sponsor the Joelle love segment. All right, guys. Well, that's a great story. And welcome to the show. And do you have a question for us?
Starting point is 01:13:30 Yes, we do. So we've been fans of the show. That's one of the things we bonded over when we first started dating was the show. She said she was watching it first. She got me into it. And like that, that's what's up. And so it's been something we even watch we rewatched we also don't recognize the ninth season as being a thing that's not part of the original show i've never actually even seen it yeah neither have i i've never watched one i've never watched one episode of the ninth i don't think i've ever watched an episode it's
Starting point is 01:14:01 gonna be really fun when we get to it because we'll be seeing it for the first time. We have the DVD box set from seasons one through eight and we stopped it. Yeah. We recommend that. With so many stories being told during that time, is there any story that you wish had been told or any story in Scrubs that you wish had been
Starting point is 01:14:19 told differently? Hmm. I wish we would have met Turk's father. Hmm. I wish we would have met Turk's father. Why do you have a father? Did you not have a father? I think he does. I'm pretty sure he does. I don't remember why they never chose to cast...
Starting point is 01:14:37 I thought Billy Dee was the dad. No, Billy Dee was... Billy Dee was Zach's girlfriend at the time's father. Is that who he was? Godfather. Godfather, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:53 And he's really Billy Dee. And he's really Billy Dee Williams, yeah. Yeah, because you go, Billy Dee Williams. No, I go, Lando Calrissian. Oh, yeah. Billy Dee, damn it. It's Billy Dee, damn it. It's Billy Dee, damn it. It's Billy D, damn it.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Lando Calrissian. I told you all the story on what I did when I did that to him in real life and what happened. Yeah. Did not go well for me. I don't know if you're going to be playing young Lando anytime soon. Well, it already didn't happen. And the meme that you posted online was one of the worst things you've ever done to my life. I remember being so upset, but thinking it was so funny.
Starting point is 01:15:29 When Donald Glover was announced as Lando Calrissian, Zach Braff posts the picture, the meme of me in the car from Clueless when the truck comes behind me and I'm yelling. And he wrote under it, when you find out you're not playing Lando. Savage. I forgot I did that. That's funny. I remember laughing so hard. You were legit mad? Dude, listen.
Starting point is 01:16:03 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. When it said Lando Calrissian is going to be played by Donald and then dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, I think all media was fucking with me that day. I think all media was fucking with me that day. They could have said Donald Glover right away, but they wrote Donald dot, dot, dot, dot, and I was like, I got a chance.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Click. Fuck! You thought you might not have been warned McDonald dot dot dot dot. And I was like, I got a chance. Click. You thought you might not have been warned that you had been cast as Lana. You're like, like, I'm just reading the news. I don't know how shit works. You hear people are freaking driving in their car and they get nominated for Academy Awards and shit like that. I was like, maybe this is how the shit happens for me. Maybe my life gets turned upside down like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The same way, you know, maybe it happens over the trades.
Starting point is 01:16:51 Maybe that's how I find out. And it didn't happen that way. I'm hoping that's how I find out I'm in one of these Star Wars shows. Donald Faison is cast as such and such in one of these Star Wars shows. I got to make that happen, man. I wish there was something. I wish. There is nothing you can do unless you work for Lucasfilm.
Starting point is 01:17:10 Let's start. Speaking of, are you guys watching any? I hate to do it, but I'm going to. Are you guys watching WandaVision? We haven't watched today's episode yet. Oh, my God. It's so good. I know.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Joel. Dude. Turn your key, Joel. It's turned. I haven't seen it yet is it is it oh my listen if you have you have you daniel you like it daniel's not watching i haven't seen it i don't watch the other daniel's not watching any of any i'm just happy you're watching a tv show my friend because you don't normally you only watch the finales why because it's like a movie because it's crazy to watch it. It's like a movie. And the way they flawlessly move between
Starting point is 01:17:47 television formats and film formats is mind-blowing. Then they got, like, top-tier actors. Tiana Parish, who is just killing it. There are not words to describe the talent this woman has. If you see the real street could talk, she's the main girl in that.
Starting point is 01:18:03 They cast her in here to play Monica Rambeau, one of the baddest mother effers ever to be in Marvel. You can curse, Joelle. It's okay. No, no, no. The baddest motherfuckers ever. Oh, no, Joelle, don't. No, no. Is that the first time Joelle's cursed on the podcast?
Starting point is 01:18:18 No, I'm trying to do... When it's PG and Disney, I try to stay away from them. I'm trying to when it's PG and Disney, I try to stay away from them. I'm trying to corrupt. I'm trying to corrupt Joel into turning to the side that I'm on. We have two takes. We can elaborately bleep me out, but the show is, it's very, very good. And I love, why can I not think of Wanda's actual human name?
Starting point is 01:18:41 You mean Elizabeth Olsen? Mary Kate and Ashley's ashley sister yeah the little baby sister oh she is so talented and really holding down the fort on this show it's exciting i don't know where it's going it's a really great in a year where we haven't had a marvel movie it's like a really interesting way to be like marvel to move into the next phase like i feel like they're maybe one of the very few companies that is like this pandemic might work for us like we can build a ton of story out and explore new worlds and really get people into whatever our second wave is going to look like i huge fan of this show really enjoy it if this if this is what tv is now if this is what television is going to be holy cow we are it's
Starting point is 01:19:21 about to get it we're about to jump to the next level. You know, uh, if Disney has taken over where Lucasfilm left off, they're doing it right because TV is now, it's, it's, it might as well look, it is a movie. It looks just like the movie, just like it. And it never did that before. And now we're there. When they go from the four by three format and it starts to slowly pan out and then go to the widesc go from the four by three format and it starts to slowly pan out and then go to the widescreen like you know it's about to go down like yeah that's cool that's cool i want to check it out yeah i i've been hearing great things about it and that's something i'll watch donald we're gonna have a show that we both watch besides mandalorian
Starting point is 01:19:59 i love it all right what's your next question um so So I know that Scrubs has been said to be one of the most medically accurate shows. My mom was a nurse. She was even like, this is the closest it actually is, you know, to real life in a hospital. It's also very useful in academia. I swear somebody in the writer's room took a calm one-on-one textbook, opened it up to chapters about listening identity and, um, conflict. And I can't tell you how many times I have watched, uh, my own American girl, uh, my office and my 15 seconds, um, to teach those concepts in the classroom.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Do you use them in the classroom? Yeah, I've watched them with my students. You're that cool teacher that rolls in. Remember when we were in public school and they would roll in the TV cart and you were like, yes, TV cart. Yeah, so I've gotten some students into Scrubs. We appreciate you.
Starting point is 01:21:03 But I'm curious if, uh, since it clearly has applications to lots of different areas of life, if you have heard of any other, um, industries that have found scrubs to be useful. No, I personally haven't, but I love the fact that you see that. Um, um, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone referencing it besides the medical community, which, uh, seems to really love it. It's good for teaching because it was a network TV show, so there's not a lot of swear words or graphic
Starting point is 01:21:32 sex or anything, so you can play it. There was some graphic sex. There's a lot of Todd. A lot of Todd. Todd's package. Yeah. It was pretty sexy for a
Starting point is 01:21:47 network show, though, I think. Especially in this episode, Donald's getting gyrated on by an erotic dancer. Well, no, Turk is. I wasn't. Turk was. Well, you were in real life. I was acting. You don't remember shooting that scene?
Starting point is 01:22:05 There's so many strip clubs, Zach. So many. Okay. It just goes together with all the other experiences. All right. It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Drum roll, Daniel. I want a drum roll here.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Timpani drum roll, Daniel. It's time for a tiny town in Michigan's favorite segment. It's time to fix your life. All right, go ahead guys. How can we fix your life? You seem like pretty happy people, but we're going to do it anyway.
Starting point is 01:22:35 So this is kind of a fix our life. Plus probably fix a lot of people's lives. Yes. We've, we've done during pandemic, we've done puzzles, we've done baking together, we've gone for walks, we've kind of done a lot of card games, we've done a lot of stuff. And so we're kind of running out of things to do. So anything that you guys have done with
Starting point is 01:22:58 your significant others or other people in your lives that you can share that we can also do to stave off some boredom great idea um we started a garden oh you have a beautiful garden do you have room for a garden beautiful garden i know it's freezing because michigan is not the season weather for a garden yeah sorry it's not gonna work sorry we live in la where it's 70 right now but we can start doing what can you i was about to say what can you grow that by by May you can plant and be ready to, you know what I mean? What is there that you can do indoor and then take it outdoor? Because then it's like you're creating a baby.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Yeah, she's right. You could do seedlings like in your window. It is fun to watch everything grow. That's something that we've done that I really enjoy a lot. What's the favorite thing that you've planted? Tomatoes. I mean, it's not the season even in LA for tomatoes, but we planted so many cherry tomatoes and it's like, they're green, they're green, they're green. All of a sudden one week, it's just like so many, you have to give them away and you eat them off the vine and they're
Starting point is 01:24:00 so delicious. And heirloom tomatoes. had we had i mean i was just like giving tomatoes away to all my friends and neighbors because we have so many yeah donald right you have to raise your hand you're the co i don't want to i don't want i don't want to cut you off why why don't you guys do grapes that would be great i did oh them no you zach um i did imagine i having just because i think that um vineyard uh looks so cool like just doing a section like that but um i don't know there's people there's companies that like if you have like a small amount of grapes you know not like zero not like nothing but like you know a low amount of grapes that you're only going to get a couple bottles of wine out of there's companies
Starting point is 01:24:42 that will take all your grapes that you harvest and make you like two bottles of wine out of there's companies that will take all your grapes that you harvest and make you like two bottles of wine from your crop or whatever it is i don't know i think that would be really cool if you got some wine if you made some wine and then put it up on the fake doctor's real friend site i don't think that think that I could make enough wine in my backyard. It's one bottle. One bottle. We bid on it. We have people bid on it. And it goes to charity. That would be
Starting point is 01:25:14 so cool, dude. That is a good idea. That would be so cool. I just have to plant a vineyard. Guys, forget about fixing your life. We're going to fix Zach's life now. now zach this is what you should do you're welcome what you should do you're welcome thank you welcome um what else can we tell um um what's fun to do at all like it's it seems sort of sometimes trivially silly but i i like
Starting point is 01:25:41 just painting like just moving paint around and experimenting with colors and mixings and it's like a small investment but once you have it like on a nice sunny day you just want to like go outside and paint a field and and you can easily track your progress as you grow as an artist and then you have nice gifts for everybody birthdays holidays just because just be like oh you moved in here have a painting you need something on your walls it's like it's just a really lovely like hobby that you can do it by yourself or together i got one now you're gonna think it's weird and you're not gonna want to do it so it sounds great so far maybe you will or maybe you will but i do i do i do animation and that could
Starting point is 01:26:22 be something you could get into together. You know what I mean? Why not? You got a bunch of time on your hand. It takes a lot of time. Well, you're saying like this is a hobby that you're very skilled at and have had 10,000 hours of experience. You don't just dip your toe in stop motion animation. Sure you do. That's how it starts.
Starting point is 01:26:41 You say, hey, you know what? Let's try it. You get some Play-Doh. You get some Play-Doh. You got ad-ads on the wall you got you know you got a bunch of star wars stuff so it's clear that you're into that type of uh stuff so why not why not create you guys could create your own little shorts create your own little the software is inexpensive it doesn't take much you can even buy lego or whatever to tell your story uh what do they call that series of lego that where they're like the town where they you know not really like creator creator
Starting point is 01:27:12 yeah that series if you want to really it's like i thought of it like doing a puzzle in a sense that it's a big ass house and it's not meant for a child i mean i think it says like 16 and up or something but that's fun to do together that's something i didn't do during the pandemic but i and it's not meant for a child. I mean, I think it says like 16 and up or something, but that's fun to do together. That's something I didn't do during the pandemic, but I have done when I was procrastinating and supposed to be writing. I was like, I know what I'll do. I'll write after I build this giant Lego house.
Starting point is 01:27:36 I have another really quick idea that my friends are doing that are a couple that is like they're reading to each other every night, which I think is just the sweetest thing. I don't know, you're a professor. So maybe they're reading to each other every night which i think is just the sweetest thing um i don't know you're a professor so maybe you're like girl i don't want to read anything else when i get home i'm done but if you you guys enjoy star wars there's an entire new line of star wars books coming out um that are really well written if you're into star wars high republic it's years before the movies so that's kind of fun new universe to dive into
Starting point is 01:28:04 i just spent like two or three hours reading to each other each night. And I just think it's so romantic and sweet. It's very sweet. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine. Hosted by me, Danielle Robay. And me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more.
Starting point is 01:28:29 I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. iHeart Podcast update this week on your free I Heart app and search the bright side. no distinction between what's public and what's private. Best of both worlds, a discussion on work-life balance, career development, parenting, time management, productivity, and making time for fun. Hear these podcasts and more on your free iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel
Starting point is 01:29:21 partner. Gene! Eugene Fodor! Jean, who's budding? Much of the joy you will find on the road comes from the person you share it with. So you write the books, Jean, and the last hour runs the business. I understand now. He's a wise man, Marie is a wiser woman.
Starting point is 01:29:39 But be careful and choose your travel partner well, because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas. Get down! I'm not stupid, Gene. Something is going on and it's high time you tell me the truth. Freeze, Americano! Gene, run!
Starting point is 01:29:57 So travel before it's too late. Your money will return, your time won't, and we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Your time won't, and we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s. She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque.
Starting point is 01:30:28 Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately $11 million. Nearly $10 million was all gone.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con season five the athlete whisperer on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts joelle what kind of paints do you paint with oh um i'm partial to watercolors because they're not as expensive as oils um and they're easier to blend. Like you got to really be in there with like oils with the like metal tool and mashing. And I'm like, I'm going to mess it up.
Starting point is 01:31:31 And then I spent $50 on this one tube of paint. Now I'm angry. Whereas watercolors, you know, you spend $50, you get a nice little palette. I mostly like to do like sunsets. I'm obsessed with painting sunsets. They're not hard at all. They're fun. You don't feel like a failure afterwards. People are that's a sunset i'm like yes it is thank you
Starting point is 01:31:47 because you are very special guests and because you're wearing that very awesome t-shirt we're going to give you a special prize today. You're the first recipient. Wait, do you have a record player? Yes, we do. I'm going to give you a signed Wish I Was Here vinyl. Yay! So much! That's awesome! Joelle will get your address,
Starting point is 01:32:18 and I will write you a personal note, and this is a really beautiful double album, and it's 180 grams, which means it's good. And it's from Zach and Donald. Yes. By the way, if you look closely, that's Donald's arms
Starting point is 01:32:34 because this is the scene where we drive the Aston Martin. Donald, you probably didn't know this. Your arms are on the poster. Is that me? Yeah, these are, look. Oh yeah, I recognize that that now do i know something funny do i know a bit of funny trivia so when you when you make a movie poster um every actor has a different uh contractual thing if they're they have to be on the poster or it's up to the
Starting point is 01:32:59 filmmakers it's it's all in the contract and in certain things it well, if you show one person, they have it in their contract. Like, well, if this person's face is on the poster, then mine has to be on the poster. It's all this small print stuff. Well, when we're making the poster, it turns out, and Josh Gad wouldn't have cared, but it didn't matter. It was already in the contract. If his face was on the poster, then it triggered other people had to be on the poster. And we couldn't have that because we liked the design. So Josh Gad is technically on, but we put a glare over his face.
Starting point is 01:33:33 You see that? That is... Fuck, dude! So it's a little bit of trivia for you. Oh, my God! Thank goodness Josh is a cool dude because i'd be like look strategically placed glare over his face that's so funny pretty sneaky zach pretty sneaky zach um all right guys thank you for coming on the show you can stay because we're done
Starting point is 01:34:00 right we finished it already yeah uh fans we sold out donald of those um of the of the keychain things the lockets they sold out like in 24 hours no matter how many things we we put up they gone do you think it had something to do with me singing annie yes yes of course maybe i can't fathom how many of those things we bought. I see what you did there, Daniel. Daniel, did you plan that? Daniel, did you plan that? No, I don't know. You did. Let's take credit. You did. What can I say? So the only thing, exciting
Starting point is 01:34:33 new thing we have in the merch shop, if you're intrigued, is we have these badge pulls. If you have a job where you need to pull out your badge, why not look cool with Donald and I snuggling on your chest? For all you lovers out there, your badge, why not look cool with Donald and I snuggling on your chest? All right. For all you lovers out there. Badge pulls for all you lovers out there.
Starting point is 01:34:52 By the way, we know we created the keychain thing for a Valentine's Day gift, but they're sold out. So give your lover a badge pull. For all you lovers out there, we have Dr. Real Friends badge pulls. You can attach the badge part to your lover's waist and then clip this on your waist. And then you guys can just go like this back and forth and bang. I thought you were going to say something else. I'm so glad you didn't.
Starting point is 01:35:14 Let us move on to the end of the show where Carrie Brothers will be singing Blue Eyes. Yes, good. So everybody, thank you for tuning in. We care about you. Stay safe. Be kind. Love each other thank you for tuning in. We care about you. Stay safe. Be kind. Love each other like this beautiful couple does. And we're going to end the show with our friend,
Starting point is 01:35:30 Kerry Brothers, who is an incredibly talented musician. And here is his song that everybody loves. Go ahead, Don. What are you trying to say? When I first heard this song, and you guys tell me when you listen to it, if you understand what he's saying in the first verse, It's something like, wish enough, a wise man to tell you a lie. What did you think it was?
Starting point is 01:35:52 No, this is what I'm talking about. When the boat tossing, what the heck does he say right there? I asked him once. He was like, I don't know what I'm saying. Yes. I asked him and he He was like, I don't know what I'm saying. Yes. I asked him, and he said he didn't know. So you listeners. When you listen to the song now, you'll see if you can find out what Kerry's singing about.
Starting point is 01:36:13 And also check out Kerry Brothers Music, because he's a friend of ours. He's a friend of the show, and he's a delightful human being. So here's Kerry Brothers with Blue Eyes. We love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. I love that you dream of a single tragic scene. I just want to sing a song with you. I just want to take it all from you. Blue eyes, you are all I need Blue eyes, you're the sweet tamale
Starting point is 01:37:23 You're the sweetest of my men Fist it up Dot on the palm of your hand I can help you stand Saved it up for this dance. Tell me all the things you can. I just want to sing a song with you. I just want to be the one that's true Cause blue eyes
Starting point is 01:38:13 You're the secret I keep Cause blue eyes Oh, lights on You all lie But you can't hold With your heart So sublime When the stars are aligned But you don't know
Starting point is 01:38:50 You don't know the greatness you are Cause blue eyes You're the destiny You see Cause blue eyes I just wanna be in the world I just wanna sing say it's all for you I just want to get it all for you Blue eyes, you're the secret I keep I just wanna sing a song with you.
Starting point is 01:40:00 I just wanna sing a song with you. I just wanna sing a song with you I just wanna sing a song with you of daily podcasts from Hello Sunshine, hosted by me, Danielle Robay. And me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast,
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Starting point is 01:40:47 I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. We will always exist and we will definitely not let them take away our joy, no matter how hard they try. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. So in this podcast, I'm going
Starting point is 01:41:25 to be talking about marriage, divorce, my family, my career. I'm also going to be talking a lot about cancer, the ups and the downs, everything that I've learned from it. It's going to be a wild ride. So listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or much a form to it. You have a conversation based on that melody and those chord changes. So it's kind of like giving someone a topic and say, okay, talk about this. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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