Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 604: My House

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

On this week's episode, Scrubs takes on House MD. In the real world, we're getting excited about our first red carpet experience for Cheaper by the Dozen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...information.

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Starting point is 00:02:29 I didn't know you were in town. I'm so happy to see you in your closet. Yeah, man. I'm out. It's hard. You know, people were complaining about it. Good to see you, Joel. People were complaining about it.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Good to see you, Daniel. Good to see you, Zach. What are people complaining about? That we didn't put a show up last week. Like, if you look at, you know, they were... I'm you, Daniel. Good to see you, Zach. What are people complaining about? That we didn't put a show up last week. Like, if you look at, you know, they were. I'm sorry, everybody. Sometimes, you know, as I shared with you, I got a lot going on in my life. Also, Donald Faison has got a lot of work happening, and occasionally we miss a show.
Starting point is 00:02:59 But we love you so much and appreciate you so much. love you so much and appreciate you so much and we want to remind you that we had no idea there'd be this much interest in the two of us slash the four of us just rambling about old times and nonsense that's tell me which character you want me to play in this show because i think i should play him all right i saw on the interwebs let's get this going now i saw on the interwebs there was some chatter donald's playing x zach should play y and of course you know that i don't know who these people are right okay so here's what it is everyone believes that you should play ted cord that. That's the original Blue Beetle. Before Jaime Reyes becomes the Blue Beetle,
Starting point is 00:03:50 there was the original Blue Beetle. Now, I don't know much about Ted Kord, but I didn't know much about Booster Gold until I had to do research. All right. Well, I will play Ted Kord if you're listening and you're in charge of this isn't it a berlanti show yeah man so just tell him i'll do it are you going to be on more episodes or is that just a cameo well all right so here's how it's supposed to go if the show goes
Starting point is 00:04:17 i'm a regular on legends of tomorrow next season wow wow oh my god that's how it's supposed to that's that's why would the show not go isn't it an ongoing show it's been on for a while you know uh it's been on for i think this was its seventh season what's crazy is that i was such a fan of the show before it even still like i've watched every season of the show i've been talking about legends since we started the podcast i'm like do you guys watch legends and you guys are sometimes like nope and sometimes you guys are nice and they're like i've heard of it but you know i'm just surprised that joelle doesn't because you know this is her jam yeah listen i really enjoy what cw does there's too many shows now to keep in like up with all of them but i do like it and i did
Starting point is 00:05:06 see the giant teddy bear episode and it's a classic it really hits it's it's well you know i i'm a huge fan of the show and i really do like you know the arrow verse i loved arrow when it first came on i loved the flash uh i love legends. I didn't necessarily watch Batgirl. And I didn't necessarily watch Black Lightning, which is crazy because those are the ones with all the black people on it. How do you not watch Black Lightning? That is mystifying. You know, I think maybe because I wanted to be Black Lightning and I was hating on it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:05:41 I get it. You're a boy comic. That's what it is. You done made a great Black Lightning. Well, you know, now I'm Booster Gold. Congratulations. I know that it brought you a lot of happiness and I saw a lot of people on the internet
Starting point is 00:05:56 very excited about you playing golf. Yeah, well, they all... Also, good thing the character was called upon to play golf Because you're such a good player these days Right, they didn't really capture my swing No, I'm going to keep it 100 with y'all I'm a little upset about it
Starting point is 00:06:12 Oh, you don't like the way you looked playing golf No, I like the way I look playing golf It's just that you don't really see me playing golf It's like a bunch of shots of the ball getting hit You know, never really a full swing Now, how's your tennis game these days? Because you're back to tennis? I was playing tennis for a bit.
Starting point is 00:06:30 And now I am not playing tennis. Work has gotten in the way of a lot of things. Well, that's a high class problem, Donald. Those are the type of problems I like to have. You know what I'm saying? Those are the type of problems I like to have. Dude, did you guys see the Obi-Wan trailer? Hell yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Yeah, absolutely. Holy fuck! Yo! i can't wait the fates hit i stood up i said no no it's really happening we have a black inquisitor yo oh my god it looks good it looks real oh my god you think jimmy sm is going to show up? It's all I can think of. Oh, man. Listen, I hope. Listen, the way it looks, it looks like Maul could show up at some point in this, man.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Like, so much could happen. Holy cow. You're right on top of the fucking. Oh, my God. Yo. And it's all directed by Deborah Chow. Hell, yeah. And it's all directed by Deborah Chow, the incredible Deborah Chow, who directed a lot of people's favorite Mandalorian season one episodes.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Yeah, and also Obi-Wan looks like it's going to be my favorite series. He's so handsome. I'm sorry, but like he's so. I'm sorry. No, I'm just saying, I said this before, that he moves my Kinsey scale. But every time he talks, that gravelly voice and his face, he's fine. He's fine. He's come a long way from train spotting.
Starting point is 00:07:56 I'm just saying he's fine. You know how in Florida you're not allowed to say gay anymore? Well, in L.A., you can say a man is fine. Yes. No shame. Right, Daniel? Most certainly. You have no idea how excited I got.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Well, you do. You kind of do. I do. Of course we know. Oh, my God. Well, in my universe, I was cranking Tick, Tick, Boom in my car yesterday. Really love that soundtrack, that Andrew Garfield. He's so talented.
Starting point is 00:08:32 You did watch it, right, Donald? Oh, yes. Do you listen to it in your car ever? I don't. I recommend it. It's not my La La Land, you know what I mean? It's not, it's, you know, La La, I like the music from La La Land. Well, I want to encourage you folks before the Oscars come to watch Tick Tick Boom,
Starting point is 00:08:48 because I believe Andrew Garfield should win for best actor. Oh, dude, he crushes it. That being said, right, okay, you want to talk about killing it. So far from what I've seen, I think he's done a great job. I haven't seen uh denzel yet i haven't seen uh pretty much anyone else but so far i haven't seen anything else we all know the audience and us we all know that you don't really watch things that aren't dc marvel star wars that don't start with basketball well i do those those are the categories those are
Starting point is 00:09:27 the categories yes um not necessarily in that order but those are the categories and myron kirstein um who's edited all of my films thus far until this new one a good person um he is nominated for editing uh tick tick boom and could very well win wow that's amazing let's go get it so um even though they're doing this weird thing with the everyone's fighting back because they're trying to make the oscars broadcast well really have anyone watch it um the ratings are so low um and so they're trying to trying all these new techniques to shorten it and it always upsets everyone understandably because this year they're trying things like they're going to give out the editing award, for example, during a commercial break and then show video of the acceptance speech like during the show, which is really lame because I got to tell you, an editor is – a film is made with an editor and a director sitting next to each other. The idea that of all categories, I mean, I don't know, maybe this is controversial to some people, you know, animated short, sorry, Donald, regular short, documentary short, maybe consider doing that to those. But editor? Composer? I just think it's
Starting point is 00:10:48 such an insult to the positions that are such crucial to filmmaking. That's my monologue. I agree. I agree. Especially because I think it's mostly film fanatics watching the show. So it seems like you're alienating the
Starting point is 00:11:04 one group of people determined to see it um someone had a great theory that the show should be more like the super bowl where it's four hours long but cut into three parts so the first part is your documentaries your shorts the stuff that only like the super film buffs want to see then you have like a super bowl halftime show but it's like the oscar halftime where it's all the musical performance full out big stage maybe done at like the hollywood bowl and then in the final segment you're doing all the big categories you're writing your best actor best director and that way it's appointment television so if you only want to see the big stuff at the end you can tune in when that's coming if you only want to see the performances
Starting point is 00:11:40 you can tune in there but nobody's left out it's a big event. And it's sort of more of a, like, appointment scheduled watch. Like, you're going to want to watch live. That's clever. I mean, I saw the producer defending it. And he's like, look, everybody calm down. This is an entertainment property that every year less and less people watch. So we're trying to figure out a way to change that trajectory. And I understand that.
Starting point is 00:12:05 But if you're a film geek like we all are and you want to – I love it. Donald and Casey come over. We have a fake Oscar. It's called the Braffy. And we have – and other friends too. And we fill out our forms. Donald is totally guessing because he hasn't seen any of them but casey won one year and if you win you get to keep the braffy for a for a
Starting point is 00:12:31 whole year at your house you got to give a speech to casey's one speech yeah casey's one twice casey's won twice and uh you give a speech you give a speech at the end of the oscars usually intoxicated about how you're better than everybody else well you know the oscars fucked up this year that's pretty much what happened they should have nominated spider-man for best well that'll win for they added a category for a fan favorite which i'm sure spider-man will take right that's what well they should have they should have done that from the gate and they would have had a lot of people tune in. I want to talk about something, guys. This is the premiere of Cheaper by the Dozen this week.
Starting point is 00:13:10 I'm so excited that all three of you are coming. We got to get a picture on the red carpet together. It'll be our first time, the four of us on our red carpet together. That'll be very interesting. I love the optimism of first time. I'm really excited. It love the optimism of first time. They'll be there.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I'm really excited. It's for those of you listening, and it's this Friday, the 18th. So please check it out. I promise you, if you have kids, they are going to love it. And I promise you, I've seen it. It's hilarious. If you're an adult, you're going to crack up. There's a lot of, obviously, if you're listening to this, you're going to crack up there's a lot of obviously if you're listening to this you love scrubs and there's definitely some scrubs-esque humor in it and there's a lot of heart in it and the kids are wonderful actors and gabby union is wonderful
Starting point is 00:13:52 and i just i know i'm selling it but but please mark it down it's on disney plus march 18th and and i'm really proud of it and you can you're gonna you're gonna love it i'm excited man it's gonna be excited i'm so stoked and uh we're all going to premiere together it's been a while since i've been to a premiere i know i'm really glad you're coming and you're bringing your kids which will be fun you know i don't show up to things like this man you know how i am buddy i only like to go to star wars premieres you know this is this is at the el capitan man no doubt i like to go to them disney things man disney's they know how to hook it up i'm telling you whatever
Starting point is 00:14:31 the carnival is whatever the thing is that they got planned for the kids i'm so excited for it oh i can't wait oh i can't wait i can't wait for the dude to come up on stage and play the indiana jones theme song for those of you who've never been to the El Capitan, it's Disney's theater on Hollywood Boulevard, and they have an old school organist that rises from the stage before the movie and plays like themes from classic movies. You know which one? When he plays Indiana Jones, it's the best
Starting point is 00:15:00 because he played da-da-da-da. Ain't nothing like that on a freaking organ. And it's like a giant organ. And then he slowly lowers down into the stage and the curtain opens. It's so cool. So epic. And there's a little museum downstairs. You can see
Starting point is 00:15:15 different costumes and art pieces from the movies. It's the best. How long has that been there? Forever? The little museum downstairs? Since I've been going, so like five years ago at least. Wow. I haven't been to the Capitan in ages, so I'm stoked to go check that out as well. Well, I'm really glad you're all coming.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Amanda Kloots is coming too. Oh, yay! And Elvis is going to be wearing a three-piece suit with a bow tie. Wow. Oh, my gosh. Are we all dressing up? We getting suit dress up? I mean, look. I'm in fucking sweatpants. Oh, I'm dressing up dressing up i'm dressing up i just want to know should we i have a fitting i
Starting point is 00:15:50 have a fitting after this for my outfit listen this is why i fucking don't like going to these things because you got to get dressed up and shit and look all sharp that's a lot of pressure to put on somebody you have plenty of dope suits in that closet behind i got a pretty i got a lot of dope suits in that closet behind you, bro. I got a lot of dope sweatsuits up in this closet. Do not come. Stop it. Stop it. Our very first thing for Scrubs, we went to, we've told this story, I think,
Starting point is 00:16:11 but our very first event we showed up at, we were all dressed in the nines and Donald was literally like in a t-shirt. No, I had a sweater and jeans on. I remember one of the paparazzo guys was like, what's the matter, Donald? Didn't get the memo? Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Shade. Fuck that dude. How about that? Fuck that dude still. Still fuck that dude. Alright, let's get into it, Donald. Count us in. 5, 6, 7, 8. Elliot's in private practice. This is an homage to House. I guess House at this point in the mid-
Starting point is 00:17:09 What do you call it? Ots? In the mid-ots must have been very popular because it was time for us to spoof House. Yes. I've never watched one episode, have you? I've never seen a single episode of House. I only know that he has a cane
Starting point is 00:17:22 and that he figures out mysteries and they do flashbacks that have that look that we mocked in our in our show that's all i know about house but people loved it mean like cox oh and he's mean and he's mean yeah and olivia wilde was once on that show i know that too okay i don't know any that is the extent of my house knowledge i know they solved a mystery right they solved a mystery, right? They solved a mystery.
Starting point is 00:17:46 And as I saw on Scrubs Wiki, I believe in the pilot episode, they solve a mystery of why a man is orange. Really? Oh, little Scrubs Wiki trivia for you. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Wow. Um, all right. Is he orange because of the same reason? Scrubs Wiki didn't say, but Scrubs Wiki said that they solve an orange-related mystery. Okay. Well, good on you.
Starting point is 00:18:13 John Putsch directed this. Wonderful director. We love John Putsch. We do love John Putsch. John Putsch was fast. That's why, by the time we got to season six, we were like, we liked him when they were good and fast. Yes. John Putsch was good and fast.
Starting point is 00:18:27 What did you think of the episode in a whole? I had a few laugh moments. Not one of my favorites, but I definitely laughed a few times. Some funny physical comedy. Very funny physical comedy. Let's open with Elliot has become a private practice doctor, which means she's going to make more money. And we cut to Turk. She's saying, does anyone have anything they want to
Starting point is 00:18:47 say? And next to Turk is Johnny O, the bearded fella, was our prop master. Yes, he is. Yes, he was. And he was a great guy, is a great guy. And he also was responsible for coming up for some of those wacky ass props, including
Starting point is 00:19:03 Knife Wrench- Knife wrench! Knife wrench and the business card maker slash paintball gun that's featured in the episode. And also, at one point, I remember in one of the episodes, there's a squirrel, a taxidermied squirrel that's also a pepper grinder. And you turn its head and it grinds pepper, which probably wouldn't be very PC for 2022.
Starting point is 00:19:32 But he did make that prop. That's an amazing prop. I would love to own that prop, but I don't know where it is. Johnny O probably has it somewhere. You're're gonna get mail for that i don't well it's already it's already it's already made it's not like i'm saying kill the squirrel um i laughed i i did laugh out loud when jd goes to kiss kim and his leg is up. Yeah. I wrote that down. He's a leg up kisser. Now is Kim, she doesn't seem that into JD.
Starting point is 00:20:14 You know, I think she is into JD. Let's put the situation under a microscope real quick. She's definitely into JD, but she's also pregnant and she's got the opportunity of a lifetime. I know, but bro, she's pregnant with a guy and I know she's got a big work opportunity. I don't know. I watched the episode and I was like, is she into him? I mean, sometimes when they're kissing, it seems like she is and she laughs at his jokes and everything. But I'm like, gosh, if you just gotten pregnant and you were newly really into someone and the pregnancy was like an oops but you were going to go for it moving away is so
Starting point is 00:20:50 drastic i know it's only for four months but for crucial pregnancy months that's well well jd can't have phone sex we learned because he what does he say about phone sex? He says, phone sex is out of the question. He's writing down the story. I'm a righty when I talk on the phone, but I'm also a righty when I teach mini JD who daddy is. Daddy is, yes. Yes. Oh my God, oh no. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yes. Oh man. By the way, Scrubs Wiki pointed out that JD is a, what do you call it in baseball when you can hit both ways? He's ambidextrous? No, Daniel, what is it called? Ambidextrous is the word I would use. Isn't there a baseball term when you can hit either way? A switch hitter?
Starting point is 00:21:37 A switch hitter. Why did Joelle and I know this and you guys don't? Nailed it. I want you to know that Scrubs Wikiiki points out that jd is clearly a switch hitter because he has hurt his left hand and yelled ow my me time hand and in this episode he's saying he's a righty i like i prefer me time hand to the expression teach mini jd who daddy is it's so funny though you see bill in 2006 trying to get these jokes on nbc and you know you you think of it now we're all watched screaming and and everything
Starting point is 00:22:25 is completely you know relaxed and different but these were like these this was very progressive to get masturbation jokes on on on NBC in 2006 so mazel tov Bill so Kelso's pissed that Elliot's leaving. He gives quite a monologue about it. Yeah, quite a monologue. Quite a monologue. He equates the hospital putting all that time in and her leaving to go to business to him paying a working gal so much money over the years and her leaving him at dinner. Before. Before consummating the evening. The evening.
Starting point is 00:23:09 But it's a very funny monologue. I was going to write it down, but it was too long. It's too long. I thought Scrubs Wiki might have it, but they didn't. Thanks a lot, Trevor. Trevor, that needs to be added. I have a note for you. That monologue is too special to not be added to the Scrubs Wiki dialogue section.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Yes. Very funny. Ken's so funny. monologue is too special to not be added to the scrubs wiki dialogue section yes very funny ken so funny so you steal a baby by accident yes now i don't understand why you keep the baby it just seems to me that the the normal thing to do would be to run and return the baby but you hold you close the door and hold on to the baby right but there are a lot of things that are fishy with that moment. You know what I mean? There's something fishy in Denmark. Why wasn't Leonard, the security guard, the one who comes through and says.
Starting point is 00:23:52 You don't think Leonard's the only security guard in the hospital. He's just featured. It would attract better. I'm just saying. It would have been funny. Maybe Randall wasn't available that day. Maybe. The hook was out being shined.
Starting point is 00:24:08 But that was funny. But my first reaction was like, if you accidentally took the wrong baby, wouldn't you run it back? Turk closes the door. Right, yeah. He bonded with the baby. But I feel like there's jail time
Starting point is 00:24:24 and shit like that that could be involved that he's trying to avoid or some type of you're a doctor it's not like you really were running out of the out of the hospital with the baby
Starting point is 00:24:32 what about when you say the ice packs you've been putting on your hooey yeah run $40 a pop yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:24:41 now if you don't live in the United States you might be like think that's a joke. But this is actually what they do in this country. They upcharge every single thing because they assume it's going to be covered by insurance. And so the charges, when you look at your bill, you just can't fathom what they charge for like two Advil, an ice pack, because it's just a mess with our system. Not to go down that road, but I just know that people in other countries are like, probably don't understand the joke. I know that Florence is often so confused by the
Starting point is 00:25:18 American health system and I have to explain it to her. And so I'm, I'm just, as that, as I laughed at that joke, I was like, I bet you in other countries, people are like, what do you mean $40 for an ice pack? Yeah. That's just, that's just sounds expensive in America.
Starting point is 00:25:32 I don't give a fuck where it is, dude. Like in other, in other countries, do they not pay for ice packs? Is that what you're telling me? I'm just saying they have universal healthcare in many, many of our,
Starting point is 00:25:43 many of our listeners countries have universal healthcare that, you know, giving birth to a baby is free. Did you ever see that viral video of them? A guy walked around. You guys search for this if you want. A guy walked around the UK asking people how much it costs to have a baby in the United States out of pocket. And their reactions are hilarious. What do they say? No, they just can't believe it.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I won't do the video justice, but you can Google it and you'll laugh. There it is. All right. Let's take a break. Let's take a break, and then we'll come back. Okay. Okay, don't yell at me, buddy.
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Starting point is 00:30:10 And we're back! Now, I always think it's weird when you reference TV shows on TV shows. I brought this up before. And Cox is like, this isn't a TV show. There aren't cameras all around. And he's referencing House, right? I know that's supposed to be meta, but I don't know. It's a pet peeve of mine.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I'm not a fan of it. Yeah. I don't mind it on this because it's Scrubs. A broad comedy. Yeah, and we've done shit like this. I would have hoped we would have gone even further, and it would have pulled back this, I would have hoped we would have gone even further and it would have pulled back and you would have saw rich and them sitting on the camera, filming the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:30:50 You know what I mean? If you're going to do it, do it. Then you pull back and see a cameraman and then make a joke about like, Oh, they're filming a documentary about getting birth over there or something. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Right. That's like when we did that joke with the Taylor. Right. Right. With the Taylor. I want to know what America thinks it's the last time it's America and you know they look great right that's it was hilarious um I I laughed out loud when the baby throw throws you a peace sign that was very funny
Starting point is 00:31:21 that was yeah that effect was pretty good. And not bad. Not bad effects, too. Listen, the visual effects on this show were always pretty bad. But I got to say, not too shabby for 2006 and Scrum's budget. Yeah. The story's told well. You get exactly what's happening. But it's so cute. It gives you a little peace sign.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Yeah. Yeah. you a little peace sign yeah um ted getting hit with the ted getting hit with the paintball cracking me up so funny oh i've been hit and then him falling um so kelso and the janitor's whole shtick with the paint gun i thought was pretty funny yeah so jd buys um kim a star and he keeps trying to think of every single thing this happened to me with my first email address i remember trying to at aol like right when email began and and i remember trying to come up with something anything i could think of related to my name or any combination was taken so i ended up with the wackiest thing, which I still have today. But JD tries to buy a star for Kim and everything he can think of is taken.
Starting point is 00:32:31 So he comes up with frickle fart 90. And it's because of, and it's because of the, right. It's because of the freckle on her butt. What is the fart part? But she's lactose intolerant and then and then she's what is it she's graduated she graduated in 90 or something like that 90 or something
Starting point is 00:32:52 something like that and he's like and he's like exactly um jd's lucky a lot man they get he get his man. Did that even sound right? JD's lucky a lot? JD's lucky a lot. JD's. I think we've said this before, that JD does well with the ladies. The force is, no, not with just that. The force is strong with that, man.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Like, you know, sure, he gets his bumps and bruises and stuff like that, but keep it 100. He gets out of a lot of messes. Yes. What about when he's... The whole shtick with the car I thought was so funny. Dude, and then running back. Well, the whole...
Starting point is 00:33:36 I thought that was really funny when I was sliding around the car and then the gas tank opens and I'm like... And I'm trying to get into a comfortable position and then it starts pulling out. That shit was hilarious. Like, how could you leave that guy? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:33:50 How could you leave? That's like the most endearing and the cutest thing ever. And then the motherfucker running back. Yeah, sprinting back. For those of you like weird trivia, when that car is pulling down the parking lot, all that, you'll see a whole bunch of crap that's,
Starting point is 00:34:05 that straps next to the building. That's all pieces of set. It's all like set walls and like, and, and no one like park a bus in front of it, guys, or an ambulance. No one took the time, but you'll, you'll, what you see in the deep background is a what looks like a bunch of garbage strapped to a wall is set walls the paint falling on uh cox's wait you're skipping the mural which is the which is the most glorious mural i've ever
Starting point is 00:34:38 seen in my life how much would you love to have a copy of that mural i don't know about what your head cut off i don't know about that i don't know i would i would love to have a copy of that mural. I don't know about, but your head cut off, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I would. I would love to have a small painting of that mural. And here comes a flood of paintings just for you, bud. Yes. Please, guys.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm okay with my head cut off. Maybe make my eyes open so I don't look that bad. But if you do want a gift to me, that painting on Instagram. By the way, I think I remember that the gentleman or lady who painted that mural, we were all so blown away by how amazing it was in the spirit of a romance novel cover. I commissioned them to do a Christmas gift for Bill and Krista with Bill. Do you remember this? It was, it was like poster size painting of like a romance cover with Bill being super ripped and Krista,
Starting point is 00:35:33 you know, with cleavage and all sexy, like draped on him, like a, like a, like in the classic romance novel. And it was amazing. And I,
Starting point is 00:35:40 I knew the second I gave it to them, they were like, thank you. Like, what the fuck are we going to do with this like I was so excited and of course it wasn't cheap I commissioned a fucking painting
Starting point is 00:35:52 and then the second their reaction to it was like that's never going anywhere like on our wall I never saw it again we should ask Krista where it is. I don't think it needs to be like,
Starting point is 00:36:07 obviously they have a very fancy home, but I thought it could be like a funny thing in his office. No, that thing was never, ever, ever hung. You know when you think you have the best idea for a gift for someone and you're so excited and you're so excited and you think about it and then you even like take the time to wrap it well because you're like, ooh. Oh God, yes. And then they give it to them and they're so excited and you're so excited and you think about it and then you even like take the time to wrap it well because you're like,
Starting point is 00:36:26 oh God, yes. And then they give it to them and they're like, great. I go out of my way to be a good gift receiver. I think some people are really bad gift receivers.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You sound, listen, this is Christmas. You're one of them. Fuck you, dude. I love your gifts. Remember when I went all out to give you those, people on the podcast heard it. I gave your gifts. Remember when I went all out to give you those?
Starting point is 00:36:45 People on the podcast heard it. I gave you all those specials. The Landos? Yeah, and you were like, I have these. I was so mean. I was joking, though. I know, but my feelings are still hurt. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:36:57 My kids are like that, man. On Christmas Day, my wife wraps the gifts, and they're looking so good. And they open the gifts and within seconds of opening it they're on to the next gift man so i would i would have trouble with that i know a lot of our listeners have children that open their gifts and aren't grateful and i know kids need to be learned that skill i know they're children i'm just saying that would be hard for me yeah i used to send all my nieces and nephews big ass checks for holidays and birthdays. And I would never hear anything.
Starting point is 00:37:31 So I started creeping the number down. I love it. I love it. I was like, if you're not going to call or write a letter, that number is coming down. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. That's the best thing. Right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:46 That's the best thing. That's the new thing. Look, I don't have to ever- You got to teach your, let me tell you, sorry to interrupt you, Donald, but please, if you're listening, you've got to teach your children to express gratitude to someone who gives them a present. Obviously, classy is write a letter, write a thank you note. But if that's not going to happen, have them call.
Starting point is 00:38:09 When I give someone's kid a present, and I'm not talking about little children. Obviously, the parent's like, thank you so much. I'm talking about a kid who can write a thank you note. A kid who can call you and be like, thanks, Uncle Zach. Well, my daughter writes stories about you. Your daughter is Casey, Uncle Zach. Well, my daughter writes stories about you, but. Your daughter is, Casey, not you. You got nothing to do with it. Casey has clearly taught your child how to be a very good gift receiver.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Mark, my assistant's children, oh, my goodness. They make me these paintings. They go all out. Stickers. You know what, Zach? You can kiss my ass man for that you can kiss me oh really you're the one who's speaking to wilder about doing a beautiful piece of artwork as a thank you note for me no she does it on her own she does it on her own it's you not casey she does that on her own wilder wilder on. Let me just put this blunt out. Wilder, I want you to write
Starting point is 00:39:07 Uncle Zach a thank you note. Alright. The janitor... Oh, wait. Hold on. I just got told something and it kind of hurt my heart. But have you been told yet that something that you do in bed
Starting point is 00:39:26 is a pet peeve of somebody? Your wife told you after all these years she has a pet peeve? She said to me today. Oh, boy. She said to me today. She said, baby, we were doing it and it was great up until you did this long
Starting point is 00:39:43 with your mouth. What is happening on this podcast? Oh, my God. Wait, cunnilingus? No. This was while we were doing it. I was like, oh, yeah, baby. And the spit with the drool was falling out of my mouth.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And you've been doing that for years? Why are you doing slurps? I don't know. You sound like Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap. Dude, yeah, I don't think any woman or man would like a loud slurp in their face. Dude, you know, listen, I i'm gonna keep it 100 with you keep it with 100 you just did i think you certainly are i think you kept it 1000
Starting point is 00:40:29 you're not cutting this by the way there's no fucking way you're cutting i'm gonna keep it 100 with y'all yes um i didn't know i was doing it like so one time when when i was doing casey's got like drool on her face dude like one time so when i was doing- Poor Casey's got drool on her face. Dude, like- One time, so when I was doing Remember the Titans, I remember everybody was like, yo, Wood Harris does a great impersonation of you. And I was like, what? And they were like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:40:54 Wood Harris does a great impersonation of you. And I thought Wood was going to capture my essence, like my voice and all of that stuff. All the fuck I kept doing was going like this. Hey guys, it's me, Donald. What's going on, everybody everybody and sucking on his spit and so i didn't know i did that and so when my wife said that i did it in bed it just like it kind of you're gonna now you're gonna be all in your head next time you have i don't know if i can have sex anymore now just hold your breath
Starting point is 00:41:21 the whole time maybe that's a long time to hold your breath buddy Or what about Getting a snorkel A snorkel That's slurping too though I didn't realize I did it I'm a slurper She loves you you know what
Starting point is 00:41:37 It's a testament to Casey And here's advice for you out there From a fake doctor She was open with you and she shared. She could have held it in and been like, oh, my God, this motherfucker and his slurping. But she told you. Right, Joelle? You have to share with your partner.
Starting point is 00:41:55 And now I must be conscious of it. Yeah. Now you can improve your skills. I can improve my skills. Maybe there's something you could do. I just leveled up. Maybe you could do something right before the act. Like she's getting ready and she's getting sexy.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Like, hold on, baby. And then you run and get some bread or something. That would soak up some of that. Wow. Wow. I have some bread in the nightstand. some bread in the nightstand on on on on on the on the on the on the good side of things yes you know my wife still makes me what my mouth water so there's that yes there is that you're you're perfectly matched i'm so happy there's so many people who aren't perfectly matched and you and your wife most certainly are.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Hey, my name's Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan and you can listen to it right now. Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station playing Oscar Grant, which earned him widespread praise in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station,
Starting point is 00:43:06 playing Oscar Grant, which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites, further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance.
Starting point is 00:43:23 In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it, and I can't wait for you complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. You know, people give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine you ask two people the same exact set of seven questions. I'm Minnie Driver, and this was the idea I set out to explore in my podcast, Minnie Questions. This year, we bring a whole new group of guests to answer the same seven questions, including
Starting point is 00:44:00 actress and star of the mega hit sitcom Friends, Courtney Cox. You can't go around it, so you just go through it. This is a roadblock. It's going to catch you down the road. Go through it. Deal with it. Comedian, writer, and star of the series Catastrophe, Rob Delaney.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I shouldn't feel guilty about my son's death. He died of a brain tumor. It's part of what happens when your kid dies. Intellectually, you'll understand that it's not your fault, but you'll still feel guilty. Alt-rock icon, Liz Phair. That personal disaster wrote Guyville. So everything comes out of a dead end.
Starting point is 00:44:36 And many, many more. Join me on season three of Many Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Professional dancer Cheryl Burke has been part of Dancing with the Stars since the very beginning. 26 seasons of the samba, the rumba, and the cha-cha. 24 partners, six finals, and two mirrorball trophies. She knows all the
Starting point is 00:45:07 secrets, the behind the scenes arguments and the affairs, the flings, the flirting and the fighting. It's time to tell all on her new podcast, Sex, Lies and Spray Tans. We'll take you all the way back to season one and up through today for the dance floor drama like you wouldn't believe. Former partners, co-stars, friends and frenemies will join Cheryl each week. Listen to Sex, Lies and Spray Tans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Chelsea Handler and if you listen to my podcast, Dear Chelsea, you know that I love making space for women to share their stories.
Starting point is 00:45:45 And that is why I'm excited to be part of Women Take the Mic, iHeartRadio's celebration of women who make music, influence change and create culture. All month long, your favorite voices from talk radio, music and podcasting will highlight the remarkable achievements made by women and discuss the most significant issues facing us today. Search Women Take the Mic to listen to a collection of International Women's Day episodes from iHeart's top podcasts, including Angela Yee's Lip Service, The Psychology of Your 20s, and Dear Chelsea. It is a great way to support women
Starting point is 00:46:20 and discover your new favorite show. Listen to Women Take the Mic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The janitor is also a podiatrist. He's a bunch of things now. He's a bunch of things. I laughed when he says to Cox, I also buy and sell feet, so either way you want to go, I got you covered.
Starting point is 00:46:51 So now that story-wise gives Cox a cane, like House. Because the paint falls on his foot. Right. Let's get metaphorically into this. J.D. getting shot in the heart at the end when she decides to leave. It was great. I was wondering, what's the point of this paintball? Him missing throughout the show and trying to tune it in.
Starting point is 00:47:17 And then he nails it at the right point when J.D.'s heartbroken. This broken heart syndrome, I can't believe that's a real thing. We all feel brokenhearted when, when, when horrible things happen. But the fact that, that this woman lost her husband and, and,
Starting point is 00:47:36 uh, it was, it was quite literally physically affecting her heart. I, I did not know that that was a thing and it it obviously must be or wouldn't be in the show. Well, we can manifest so many things in life. You know what I mean? We talk about the whiteboard.
Starting point is 00:47:50 We talk about so many things that we can manifest in a positive way. You know, who's to say we can't manifest horrible things? Who's to say we can't put those things out there? Well, I'm saying, I'm just saying, I never knew that the heartbreak in some people could truly manifest a physical heart problem. That, that,
Starting point is 00:48:10 that's very interesting. Yeah. Um, this box of kittens gift, I think is one of the most, it makes a lot of way before we move on. It makes a lot of sense in, uh,
Starting point is 00:48:21 in revenge of the Sith. When Padme dies of a broken heart. You know? Oh, Joelle, you're not here. You're not feeling that? No, it's my least favorite part. You're not feeling that? She's literally a warrior queen
Starting point is 00:48:33 by the age of 15 and then she dies of a broken heart. And a choke. Well, the dude force choked her. If force choking is what killed her, that would be specifically say there's nothing wrong with her.
Starting point is 00:48:44 She's dying of a broken heart. I don't know how you could like, you know, the last Jedi then, if that's the case, because there's a lot of flaws in that too. Nobody dies because of her though. No, no, no. Queen Admiral sacrifices herself in one of the most beautiful displays of humanity we've seen in Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:49:07 It's amazing. Stop it. You mean the character that nobody's ever heard of before? She was in two books. We can't have this conversation again, Donald. We can't go there. I don't have a snore sound effect. Can you put one right here?
Starting point is 00:49:20 I'll sneak one in there. Thank you. Obi-Wan got everybody hyped, Zach. Obi-Wan got everybody hyped, Zach. Obi-Wan got everybody hyped, man. Like, that shit is fire. That shit looked fire. This box of kittens gif is probably one of the most common Scrubs gifs I've ever seen. If you're looking for a gif to express changing someone's mood around,
Starting point is 00:49:47 I highly recommend the box of kittens being poured onto a man scrubs gif. I see it all the time. Don't you, Donald? I don't. The one I see all the time is the one of us hugging each other and rubbing each other's cheeks and faces on each other. I also love the one of us running to each other and rubbing each other's cheeks and faces on each other. I also love the one of us running to each other when you were away on your honeymoon
Starting point is 00:50:09 and then I lean back. Do the lift! Do the lift! I see those two a lot. By the way, they're coming out with a 60 second T-Mobile ad for me and Donald. I saw. It's very funny.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Glad that's the end of the line. You get a little more Donald a 60-second T-Mobile ad for me and Donald. I saw. It's very funny. Nice. We saw it. It's very funny. You get a little more Donald dancing, which everybody loves, and it's pretty hilarious. When you do that move with your hand
Starting point is 00:50:36 across your face, hi, hilarious. You know, I was getting worried because I hadn't been seeing this commercial air anywhere, and then I was watching basketball, and it aired like four times during like the warriors game oh good which was really good because rocco's a huge warriors fan oh i took rocco to a game oh man i took rocco to
Starting point is 00:50:56 see the lakers warriors game and this dude is cheering for the Warriors in freaking, what is it, the Crypto.com arena? Oh, my God, man. What's it called now? Crypto.com? The Crypto.com arena, or the Crypt for short. Oh, my God. So, wait, were you embarrassed, Arnold? No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I was proud of the kid. He's very brave, man, to know uh laker territory and cheer like that for the warriors but then the warriors lost and it was really funny to watch all of these grown people look back at him like haha you little shit oh was he upset oh dude he held his tears back and everything i was so proud of him he took it like a he took it like a champ man you know a lot of basketball has been happening for Rocco lately and he's excelling at it. He's really, really excelling at it. You literally made your mini-me.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Well, no, I didn't make my mini-me. I didn't excel at basketball like this. I know, but you created a mini-me. He likes Star Wars and basketball. He hates Star Wars now. Oh, really? Star Wars is Star Wars now. Oh, really? What? Star Wars is out the window. Oh, what about Marvel? No, he doesn't like Marvel.
Starting point is 00:52:11 He likes basketball. He likes Zelda. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. He's Daniel. And he's reading Harry Potter books right now. That's what he's into. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I would have thought you would have made him a Star Wars freak. I tried. It backfired. I tried, okay. I would have thought you would have made him a Star Wars freak. I tried. It backfired. I tried my best. I tried. It backfired. You flew too close to the sun. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I tried with my daughter, too. It didn't work. It didn't work. All right. How about the rom-com ending fantasy where I run through the airport to greet Kim at the gate? You know what it kind of reminded me of? What? Garden State?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Garden State, yeah, right away. Well, it's a bit of a trope. And Friends, right? Didn't Friends do this? I never watched Friends, but I knew it. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Jewel, Daniel, were you Friends watchers?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Yes, at the end of season one, Rachel runs to meet Ross before he gets on the plane, but he has on headphones and he misses her. And when he comes back in the premiere season two, he has a girlfriend. Okay, there you go. I knew that there was a friend. But, you know, it is a classic movie trope, the running to the gate, which you can't even do anymore. Can't even do it anymore.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah, you used to be able to, for those of you who are young, you could actually walk someone to the gate and say goodbye to them there. Them days is over. But then security needed to be heightened and you obviously have to stop at security. But back in the day, you could walk someone to the gate. Yeah, no more. And greet them at the gate. You could come out
Starting point is 00:53:40 of the gate and your family would be standing there. They were right there. Nice. Now you got gotta wait for baggage claim. Now let's get that shirt off. Oh my god, that was so funny. There they are.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Elizabeth's baggage was so funny how she would just go with any fucking joke. Remember her in 40-year-old version? Yes. She's so game and funny. Let's get that shirt off there they are and then and then we cut out of the fantasy and she goes so then everyone watches us do it and claps after yeah i go and i go, the end. So in JD's fantasy, we have full sex there at the gate and everyone watches. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:31 And then applauds. Yeah, no, yes. Yes. Once we're finished. Yes. Right after. Slow clap. Slow clap.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I wouldn't want a slow clap if I did that. I'd want thunderous applause. Right away? I wouldn't want a slow clap. If you banged your partner in front of a group of people outside the gate of an airplane. And they're so moved. And they are so moved. You're saying they are so moved by the
Starting point is 00:55:06 act that's what the slow clap is slow clap the slow clap is you didn't have they were like i can't believe they're fucking in front of us right now i can't believe they're doing this this is happening but somewhere in there you win them over no that's not what i would want i would want us both to climax at the same time and everyone just breaks out into just a huge applause and cheer and just thrilled okay all right everybody we're into a quick break and we'll be back with a guest we'll be right back hey my name is jay shetty and i'm the host ofpose. I just had a great conversation with Michael B. Jordan and you can listen to it right now.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Michael is known for his performances in both film and television. His breakout role was in Fruitvale Station, playing Oscar Grant, which earned him widespread praise and numerous award nominations. His portrayal of Killmonger in Marvel's Black Panther, one of my favorites,
Starting point is 00:56:04 further solidified his status as one of Hollywood's leading actors, earning him widespread acclaim for his complex and compelling performance. In our conversation, Michael really opens up. You're going to love listening to it. And I can't wait for you to check it out. The closest to getting what you want is always the hardest. It's always the feeling when you're getting ready. People give up right before they get what they've always wanted to get. People quit. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Imagine you ask two people the same exact set of seven questions. I'm Minnie Driver, and this was the idea I set out to explore in my podcast, Minnie Questions. This year, we bring a whole new group of guests to answer the same seven questions. I'm Minnie Driver, and this was the idea I set out to explore in my podcast, Minnie Questions. This year, we bring a whole new group of guests to answer the same seven questions, including actress and star of the mega hit sitcom Friends, Courtney Cox. You can't go around it, so you just go through it. This is a roadblock. It's going to catch you down the road. Go through it. Deal with it. Comedian, writer, and star of the series
Starting point is 00:57:04 Catastrophe, Rob Delaney. I shouldn't feel guilty about my son's death. He died of a brain tumor. It's part of what happens when your kid dies. Intellectually, you'll understand that it's not your fault, but you'll still feel guilty. Alt-rock icon, Liz Phair. That personal disaster wrote Guyville.
Starting point is 00:57:22 So everything comes out of a dead end. And many, many more. Join me on season three of Many Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Professional dancer Cheryl Burke has been part of Dancing with The Stars since the very beginning.
Starting point is 00:57:47 26 seasons of the samba, the rumba and the cha-cha. 24 partners, 6 finals and 2 mirrorball trophies. She knows all the secrets, the behind-the-scenes arguments and the affairs, the flings, the flirting and the fighting. It's time to tell it all on her new podcast, Sex, Lies and Spray Tans. We'll take you all the way back to season one and up through today for the dance floor drama like you wouldn't believe. Former partners, co-stars, friends and frenemies will join Cheryl each week. Listen to Sex, Lies and Spray Tans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. It's Chelsea Handler. And if you listen to my podcast, Dear Chelsea, you know that I love making space for women to share their stories.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And that is why I'm excited to be part of Women Take the Mic, iHeartRadio's celebration of women who make music, influence, change and create culture. of women who make music, influence change, and create culture. All month long, your favorite voices from talk radio, music, and podcasting will highlight the remarkable achievements made by women and discuss the most significant issues facing us today. Search Women Take the Mic to listen to a collection of International Women's Day episodes from iHeart's top podcasts, including Angela Yee's Lip Service, The Psychology of Your 20s, and Dear Chelsea. It is a great way to support women and discover your new favorite show.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Listen to Women Take the Mic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We are back. We are back and we have a guest. Let's see who it is. Play that song. Play that song.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Joel, what gift in human form have you brought us today? We got a caller who gave us a holler. We can talk, start wars, or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller. Smoke some jazz cabbage, maybe talk about the episode so come on joelle let's get the show on hey ladies and gentlemen give it up for gracie hi hi gracie i'm so nervous don't be nervous donald's still going don't be nervous that. That's Donald still saying your name. And the legendary Joelle Monique and Daniel Goodman, DJ Daniel Goodman. And Gracie, you're wearing a Nirvana sweatshirt, so you had me at hello. Here we are now.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Joelle tells us you have a great question. What is it? What's your question for us? My question is, if you were wrestlers, what would your entrance theme songs be? Oh, my God. Donald, it's going to be. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. You know, I've told you this story, Gracie, on the podcast, I believe, at my bar mitzvah when I entered. My favorite story.
Starting point is 01:00:51 I talk about this all the time. It's so incredibly embarrassing. And I didn't know it was happening because I was 13 and confused. And they just said, walk through those doors. And I walked through the doors and a spotlight hit me. And they played, let's hear it for the boys. When that spotlight hit you, you knew exactly what to do, though, didn't you? I knew to strut in my tails.
Starting point is 01:01:14 That's right. That's what hit you. You were like, ah. All of a sudden, the assignment was understood. Oh, yes. Let me tell you something. If you've been to theater camp and you're wearing tails and a spotlight hits you and they crank Let's Hear It for the Boys, you know to strut. So, Gracie, that's a very good question.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Mine would definitely be Let's Hear It for the Boy. And my character would be a musical theater star turned wrestler. Oh, that would be so dope. All right, Donald, what would yours be well it would definitely be freaking some type of imperial march themed which one there's so many you love well you know you know the original one would be like that's not what i'm here much i know it's not but that would have been like before the Imperial March. But then after the Imperial March, it's... It would be so hard, too, to come out with that thing on and have a mask on over your face and not take the mask off. Just freaking get up in that ring and beat somebody's ass and then walk out to freaking the Imperial March too?
Starting point is 01:02:25 Bam, bam, bam, bam. It would cost so much money though. That's the only problem. Well, I bet there could be a tie-in with with But then I can't lose. Then I can't lose. You can't lose. That's your answer.
Starting point is 01:02:41 No, wrestling's real, Daniel. Are you a wrestling fan, Gracie? No, I'm not. It's just a question I like to ask people when I'm getting to know them. I think it's clever. I'm confused. When I watch wrestling, I know that adults know that it's staged. But when I see how impassioned they get, and I get it.
Starting point is 01:03:04 It's rooting for a character character and it's like theater, but it is trippy sometimes when you see how aggressive and angry grown men get. You give anybody alcohol. What's that? You give anybody alcohol. You mean they just get hammered. And a soap opera to watch.
Starting point is 01:03:24 They're going to get crazy. And it's a sport event. You mean they just get hammered. And a soap opera to watch. They're going to get crazy. So they're just seeing space. And it's a sport event. You know what I mean? And it has sport and a lot of sport in it too. Right. There's just, I mean, how do you not get charged when you go see that? So you're saying.
Starting point is 01:03:36 You know you're going for a show and you're going to get a good show. They're obviously watching great athleticism and they know, even though they know it's a set storyline, they they're involved in the show and the play. Okay. I get that. It makes sense. Yeah. Thank you. You guys just explained it to me.
Starting point is 01:03:50 I know you guys are busy, but just really, really quick. Yeah. I just want to let you know that I've met the most amazing group of friends that we call each other family. Now through this podcast, there's 16 of us.
Starting point is 01:04:04 There's 16 of us from all over the world. We have a discord that Daniel's actually a part of the FDR. Oh, discord. Oh, okay. How do people join your group or do you not want them to? No,
Starting point is 01:04:19 we have, we have a public one and then we have like our family one. It's just us. But on discord discord if they just search for fdrf podcast they should be fd if you're on discord fdrf um podcast and you can be a part of the the discord but yeah so we're about to celebrate our year friendiversary because we all met after a live show and we've been talking to each other and having Zoom nights, and a couple of us met in person all because of you guys. That's so cool.
Starting point is 01:04:49 I'm like, I'm in tears. Oh, my God. That's so beautiful. I love that. Joelle's crying. A little bit. That's sweet. Listen, Gracie, from the bottom of my heart, all sincerity, bringing people together, that's
Starting point is 01:05:00 all we wanted to do, and this is so fun. Yeah. That's really cool. And it keeps growing and growing and growing. You guys, we can't believe we got another email from Will, our overlord, saying how incredibly popular this is globally, and we just want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Well, thank you guys. Donald, say something meaningful. You're smart and wise and well-spoken. Well, I'm not smart and i'm not wise i've been
Starting point is 01:05:25 on this planet a while and i didn't i i haven't picked up much but i do know one thing for for fake doctors real friends to be the way it is right now and for people to be listening to us like that and and bringing people together is all we really wanted to do in the first place that's why you get in the show business. You know what I mean? And so to hear that, to hear that there's a group of people that are fans of us and such good fans that they've even,
Starting point is 01:05:55 they've found common ground to talk, eat, chat. Maybe one of y'all will get married out of this whole situation. I don't know. But if you do, if you do, Donald Faison, not Turk, Donald, Donald. I know. Okay, cool. All right.
Starting point is 01:06:12 And I just want to thank you, Gracie, and thanks, everybody, for a great show. And I just want to remind everyone, don't forget, please, March 18th, check out Cheaper by the Dozen. Watch with your kids. If you don't have kids, watch it anyway. You're going to crack up. I guarantee you, you're going to have some giggles. And I'm so excited to have my fake doctor's real friends posse with me on the
Starting point is 01:06:38 red carpet on the 16th. That's when it is, I believe, the premiere. But it reaches all of you on Disney Plus on the 18th. so thank you so much please check it out shout out gracie gracie thanks for being on the show shout out the name shout out the name of your group it's like it's like what's the name of it's like you're the wu-tang clan wu-tang forever gracie you go to discord which is a site right and you and you just google i'm sorry and you just type in FDRF
Starting point is 01:07:05 and they'll find you, right? You can join our fun little family. Join your family. Wu-Tang forever! Okay, and then Donald wants to go out on Wu-Tang forever, so I'll just say Wu-Tang forever. F-O-U-T-A-N-G.
Starting point is 01:07:18 See y'all in the mood. About a show we made. About a bunch of doctors and nurses. And a janitor who loved to hate. I said here's the stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our. Gather round to hear our. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Mm-hmm. Hi, friends. I'm Danielle Robay.
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