Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 609: My Perspective

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

On this week's episode, JD passes out when he goes twosies. In the real world, Zach is in Miami and Donald met Harrison Ford and hit the bong. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh no. Were we waiting for you to clear the bong? I'm like, yo, fuck all those obstacles in my way. I thought we had a new no bong hits before the podcast rule. Sometimes I wish Casey would walk in

wearing a thong. Oh boy. It would be a bright bright bright sunshiny day. I love it. Well, I'm fortunate enough to have seen Casey's butt during the infamous time when you walked around the party. We don't need to talk about that.

Okay, do we have to cut that? No, we don't have to cut. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. It was a long time ago. Donald was over-served at a scrubs party, and we've told you about this. He was walking around with his shirt off and

showing a picture of Casey's bum and bragging about how well he did with his girlfriend. There you go. Casey arrived sober at the event. Right. She surprised me.

She surprised me. She surprised Donald at the event. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was out of town. She was out of town. Yes. And she thought that the height of her humiliation would be that her fiance was shirtless at the party

and hammered. She had yet to learn that he had been bragging by showing off a picture of her ass she married me anyway can you believe it she married him anyway well you did very well she looked so beautiful at that easter party which is where i think we should obviously start because the internets are going to want to know, you met your hero. Not only did you meet your hero, you took pictures with Harrison Ford.

I had a feeling this was going to come up today. Oh, really? You didn't think we would talk about you? First of all, Casey was nervous. Casey was nervous. He's like, oh, no. He's going to drink too much and do something. Well, this is what happened. I don't know why you guys waited until, like, you know, two, three hours before the party to call me, I mean, to text me and be like, yo, Harrison Ford's going to be at the party.

Don't fucking freak out. This is the actual text. And I'm like, oh, shit. And I say it to casey i go casey zach just told me harrison ford's gonna be at the party and not to freak out she goes what oh shit right she started freaking out she starts freaking out i immediately turn around and break down in tears like oh my oh my God. You start crying. Dude, because the moment was,

it was an overwhelming moment. It was like, all right, I want to be cool about this, but I don't want to be too cool. And, you know, so I get what happens to people when they meet people, you know, for the first time and they break down and shit like that,

because especially when it's out of the blue and it's unexpected, because your emotions all of a sudden, like I've waited for this moment my whole life and what i was going to say you know so at you know i'm so happy that you texted me that three hours before because if you hadn't and he showed up you had time oh my god you would have been like your character when you met lando calrissian and it would have been worse than lando calrissian. It would have been worse than Lando Calrissian, dude. It would have been worse. And he's a grown man, too. You know what I mean?

He was very sweet. I didn't know what to expect. I knew he was going to be there because Bill is directing a new show with Jason Segel. And Harrison Ford is going to be the co-star, which is very exciting most importantly for me because I get to direct him. I'm going to direct Harrison Ford Donald. Yeah man, come on dude. But I've directed some legends, but I mean Harrison

Ford is up there amongst them. What are you trying to do right now? I'm trying to humble brag, do you mind? You can come to set and be my assistant that day. That's exactly what I want to do Zach. That you mind? You can come to set and be my assistant that day. That's exactly what I want to do, Zach. That's exactly what I want to do.

You're absolutely right. Excuse me, PA Faison. This oat milk latte is too cold. I'm sorry, Harrison. No, it was really cool. He couldn't have been sweeter. It was dope, dude. I would totally spin it he couldn't have been sweeter it was dope dude he took a family photo he was in your family pictures in fact he took so many

family they had a photo booth thing this was at the Lawrence's the Lawrence's always have a fancy Easter event we should shout them out Bill and Krista for real they always throw such a beautiful party I go for the bunnies because you get a mimosa in one hand and a bunny in the other.

And, I mean, is there anything better than that? Just a mimosa in one hand and a bunny in the other? Yeah, a picture with Harrison Ford at an Easter party. A picture with Harrison Ford. But the funny part was that, like, so they have this beautiful photo booth set up with, you know, one of those professional companies that does it. And Harrison Ford agrees to be in Donald's shot with his family.

Well, he wasn't doing anything. He was walking with his hands in his pockets, like just like, you know, everybody had left him alone at that moment. And I called out. I was like, hey, Harrison, you want to be in? Did the buzz? Did you have enough of a buzz to ask? Or were you sober? No, but no.

But, you know, something took over me. The force was strong with me at that moment, for real. And I was like, yo, Harrison, you want to take a picture with me and my family for Easter? And he was like, fuck yeah, of course. And he comes over, and he takes a picture with us. Yeah. Dude, not only does he take a picture with us, he takes several of them. Several.

Several. A lot. Yes. To the point where it was over, and everyone with us, he takes several of them. Several. Several. To the point where it was over and everyone was like, oh, my God, Donald. Everyone knows how much Donald loves Harrison Ford. And the picture was amazing. It was so great. But then there's this moment where they're leaving. And Donald's like, oh, we should probably get one without Harrison Ford for our family. And so Donald says to the photo booth guy in front of Harrison Ford, he goes,

Hey, Casey, let's go down here. I don't know nothing about raising these fools, so tell me what to do. I don't know nothing about raising these kids, and that's what it is. We're talking about this weekend. I was talking about you and how beautiful you looked in your dress Who made your dress? You should give that company a shout out Oh, Ula Johnson Ula Johnson, ladies

Was it a very pricey dress? Uh, yeah, but it was for, well, you know, for a special event Yeah, well, if you're, I'm going to give Ula Johnson a shout out Because Casey looked very, very pretty Thank you And we're talking about that funny moment when Donald had to say a sentence I'm going to give Ula Johnson a shout out because Casey looks very, very pretty. Thank you. And we're talking about that funny moment when Donald had to say a sentence I never thought I'd ever hear Donald say. Can we take a picture without Harrison Ford?

Oh, my God. Can we just say, was that not the most amazing memory of all time? Well, it's just so funny. As long as I've known Donald, his favorite star in the world is Harrison Ford. He's never met him. He's the reason he became an actor. Dude, we've done shows together. I've been in the same room as him.

We once did a Conan together, and he pre-recorded his. So he wasn't there. So he wasn't there. So he wasn't there. I got there thinking I'm going to meet Harrison Ford and shit. I'm like, it's tonight and I got my stories prepared like it's Conan too.

Like, so I'm ready for it. I get there. Harrison Ford's not there. Harrison Ford already pre-recorded. Did you still talk about him? Did you still talk about him? No, we didn't talk anything. We didn't say anything.

He wasn't even... But when we heard he was going to be at the party, I almost aborted. Donald said he started crying, literally. He had tears, and I was like, oh, God, we can't go. I can't let you go down in flames like this. I was just worried that Donald was going to drink too much and then get handsy. And get woozy and get crazy. Woozy and get crazy.

Can I tell you what he said? We're driving. First of all, we get in the car and we're pulling out. I was like, okay, are we going to talk about it? He was like, I'm mad cool. I'm mad cool. Okay. So we get home and he's like drooling over the picture, looking at it.

And then he said, I can't believe you did this shit to me again. And I said, what? He said, you got in the middle right between the two of us in the picture. It was just like the Obama pic. I was like, are you kidding me? He was angry at me. Look at the Obama pic with me and Obama. Casey's right in the middle of it.

Look at the picture of me and Harrison Ford. Casey's right in the middle of it. The at the picture of me and Harrison Ford. Casey's right in the middle of it. The funniest thing is the one from the photo booth that you posted, he looks like a cutout. And a lot of people, because they know how much you love him, thought like, oh, I was photoshopped or a cutout or something. But the ones I took from the side look amazing. Thank God.

You saved the day. First of all, how great does he look? He looks amazing. And he's so friendly, by the way. Everyone then, you know, Andrew Watt was there and they were like, let's do a silly one, you know, and he was like putting the ears underneath his chin and being silly and like he was like so friendly

and like cool. He was amazing. It made me a lot less afraid to direct him but, you know, because I was intimidated by him. You still gotta bring your A-game, man. You can't fuck around. That's Harrison Ford, bro. No, I always bring my A-game. Do you think I ever don't bring my A-game to my directing career?

Maybe, you know, I'm going to take this one off. On set, Harrison may be different than at the party, Harrison. No, of course, but it's always cool to meet someone before you show up on set, and you're like, hey, man, it was great meeting you at the party and now let's do the show. So glad he wasn't an asshole. And we've got the holiday card that keeps on giving. It's going to be our Christmas card, our New Year's card, Donald's birthday card, everything. I'll see you later.

All right, we got to go. Bye. Let's get in the show, everybody. Five, six, seven, everything. I'll see you later. All right, we got to go. Bye. Let's get into the show, everybody. Five, six, seven, eight. Stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate I said here's the stories

That we all should know So gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald So this show was pretty funny, Donald. I laughed. I did not. You didn't? I did not. No, I did not.

Not at all. All right. No, I mean, there were moments... Switch places from last week. There were moments where I was like, oh... Yeah, there were moments where I was like, oh, that's funny. There are some classic lines in this episode that are like Scrubs classics. Well, there's one scene that I laughed at,

and we'll get to it later, but that shit had me rolling. And also it was because who was in the scene as well. It's called My Perspective, written by the lovely and talented Andrew Nissel and directed by John Putch. And JD's not feeling well. We don't really know. Oh, he has vaso.

I don't even know how to say it. Vaso. I don't know. Vaso syncopopy. Whatever it is. Joelle, can you get the correct pronunciation for this? Yes. It means that one can pass out while pooing.

Yeah. You're nude in most of the cold open. Yeah, you're nude in most of the cold opening. Yes. Doe-y. I didn't look too good. I wish I'd worked out a little. No, you still had the V thing on the sides.

No, I didn't have sea gutters. I was not. By the way, I'm in Miami. We never addressed the fact that I'm in Miami. This is my first live show from Miami. Do you have sea gutters right now? I'm in Miami. We never addressed the fact that I'm in Miami. This is my first live show from Miami. Do you have sea gutters right now? I don't have full sea gutters, but I've been working my way back to shape. Are they de-gutters?

Do you want to see the view from where I am? Yes. That's gorgeous. It's dirty windows, but that's the the beach i don't know anyone here though i mean i i know i know bill who's not currently in town dude you just did a movie with gabrielle union now you she used to run that town hit her up and be like yo what i should yeah shouldn't i she played your wife in that awesome movie cheaper byzen, that my daughter can't get enough of. Cheaper by the Dozen, everybody.

In case you missed it, Donald, thank you for the plug. It's on Disney+. You should really watch it. I also recently learned that Garden State has an interesting trivia about it. Not only is it on Disney+, because Disney bought Fox,

but it's also on Amazon Prime Video. So you can watch that movie I made in either place. But yes, Cheaper by the Dozen with Gabrielle Union is on Disney+. And I shouldn't hit up Gabby and say, where's the spot? I'm not going to go to a nightclub. But you don't need to go to the spot. You just want to get some good food. I already know.

I have some good restaurant hookups. You want to hang out with some good people. I have a hookup. Amanda's got friends that have a boat, and they're going to take me on in their boat. Because you know I like a boat. I mean. Do you like a boat? You like a fishing boat.

I mean, I love a boat. Miami is like a boat culture, and there's boats everywhere. Yeah, but it's the cigarette boats. No, I didn't want a Miami Vice boat. I want to. No, these people have a nice boat. I'm going to go out with them and drink rosé. I like that. That sounds great. Do you want to come down for the weekend? No.

Please, I'll fly you. I miss you. Motherfucker, we just saw each other. I know, but would Casey let you Fly down for the weekend And see what we get into? I got a boat

See what you're trying to get into? You'd be so happy to know I don't have the buttons with me in Miami But Daniel can put in what you're trying to get into What you're trying to get into A day or soon What you're trying to do Yo, look, if I were to bring her up here right now

she'd be like absolutely you should go you should totally go but if i ask her off air she'd be like get the fuck out of here i don't know i will pay for your flight oh here we go that vasovagal syncope vasovagal i think that's supposed to be a just sound right vasovagal syncope, vasovagal. I think that's supposed to be a J sound, right? Vasovagal syncope. I'm sorry to all you doctors and nurses who know what that is and you're laughing at me. I'm a fake doctor, but that is a... Joelle, can you Google or Wikipedia what it actually is? We just know that you can pass out from pooping if you have it. Well, you're nude most of the cold open, dude. you can pass out from pooping if you have it well you're nude most of the cold open dude yes and my penis is hidden every time yes i'm seeing dr cox i don't feel well he's mean to me he says oh look at that you have a penis of course huh we're introduced to milosh odd timing with this

horror in ukraine but i'm assuming he's from a war-torn area like that because that seems to be what he's playing. But then Donald describes to me that man is the only animal that wears pants during Tuesdays. Well, because man is... That's the truth. You are preaching truth. man is... That's true. The truth.

You are preaching truth. But we are the only animal on this planet with consciousness. Well, no, with... What would you call it? That wears... How would you phrase it, Daniel? That wears pants? I think clothing... Let's just see. It's local to

you know, humans. So yes, we would be the only animals on the planet. We're the only animals that wear clothing by choice i think right is that true no that's yeah no but there might be birds that cover no no no bro no monkeys might cover something no bro there's no monkey that's like yo man i'm just gonna grow a lot of hair around here because i'm ashamed of my penis and i don't want nobody to see right right no monkey that's doing that. Okay, so this disease or this problem is a brief loss of consciousness due to a neurologically induced drop in blood pressure and or decrease in heart rate.

Before an affected person passes out, there may be sweating, a decreased ability to see, or ringing in the ears. Occasionally, the person may twitch while unconscious. So it looks like they're having a seizure. Yes. So there you go. That's what happens to JD. years. Occasionally, the person may twitch while unconscious. So it looks like they're having a seizure. Yes. So there you go. That's what happens to JD. He's got this thing. We know that Judy has a cane because she has broken hip. We've spoken

on the podcast. It's never addressed at all in the episode why Judy has a cane. Like, why not add a line? All of a sudden, Judy just has a cane. Yeah. Out the window. Can't we just add a line, guys? Can we add a line to of a sudden judy just has a cane yeah out the window can we just add a line guys can we add a line to explain the cane or just i'm gonna cane the episode i think it's crazy that uh jd is timing his twosies around when the neighbors go to couples counseling yes i didn't laugh at that but i was was like, oh, that's pretty clever.

And they've got this spy equipment that Turk bought JD for. Why did you buy me spy equipment? I forget. I don't remember. Okay. But you use it. But we use it. To find out when they're leaving.

No, so that. yeah, I guess so. Yeah, why do we use it when we see them leave? It's not really explained. We see them leave, and then why are you listening to me pooing? Because you've got it angled on the bathroom. Yeah, that's really weird. And then they come. They arrive.

First of all, no, it's more complicated than that. They drove and went to an hour session of couples counseling and then drove back. So what the fuck were you thinking while I was gone for an hour and a half? Well, I guess I'm listening to you, so I knew you were just sitting there pooing. I don't know. There's a break in the logic because why wouldn't,

if your friend went to go poo and he was gone for an hour and a half, wouldn't you, and this is before. But I also have the, I have the spy equipment too. Yeah, but it's not hearing anything because I'm passed out because I hung up my pants. Right, so, I mean, I didn't hear you fall off the toilet either. Like, I didn't hear. Well, you may not have been listening at that point. I have my own buddy.

Anyway. Anyway, moving on. Buzz, Donna, how is counseling? He says from the floor naked of their bathroom. Ooh, Buzz is mad. Yeah, that closes the cold open. My name is Bob Kelso, and I like whores. And I love whores.

No, I love whores. I love whores. And that's his example of saying. Yeah, that's his intro. That's his intro. That's his intro. That's his intro. He's called a meeting to say that we shouldn't be telling patients the truth. And that's an example of a truth that he's not going to tell people.

You wrote it down pretty much the exact same way I did. And then he goes into a whole. Then I have to go into an elaborate story about a woman who ended up sucking on helium and yelled, I'll kill you, bitches. I'll kill you,

bitches, yeah. Because she had sucked on a helium tank from pediatrics. And then, and then Ted says, and he goes,

what's going to happen now to that woman because she got injured and we told her the truth? And Ted said, girlfriend's going to get paid. So, yeah, the janitor's going on vacation.

He's going on a custodial cruise, Donald. I smelled. I knew there was something fishy in Denmark from the beginning of it. I didn't realize that it was fake. Did you? I knew right away. There's no way. This is an elaborate.

You know, sometimes the janitor's schemes Are not that elaborate This one took a lot of time And involved a wolf Yeah, and it fails in the end Spoiler alert, hold up, sorry Spoiler alert Well, I think if you watch the show

You watch the show But it's a little bit like Wile E. Coyote I mean, the janitor and I are always a little bit like Roadrunner and the Wile E. Coyote But this one really backfires in his face. Yeah. Big time. Or like Sylvester and Speedy Gonzales.

Do you think that was a real wolf? It just looked like a husky. It was pretty big. It was pretty big. Didn't look like a wolf. But knowing Bill and his love of animals. I'm sure it was a big. Didn't look like a wolf. But knowing Bill and his love of animals. I'm sure it was a wolf. Okay.

I'm sure there was a safety meeting and everything. Okay, so Elliot is whining about having sex with me, but Elliot, if you look back, we had really good sex. I mean, all the sex scenes. You guys had a pizza. You guys ate a whole pizza. And we banged all over the apartment up against the wall. And I mean, you obviously couldn't show climaxing on NBC,

but I believe there was some tips of the hat to climaxing. Speaking of Elliot and JD, how great was it to see Dolly and John at the Easter party? Yes, at the Easter party we saw the real JD and his wife Dolly, who to remind you, not only was the show based on the real JD, but he and his wife were the advisors. And we only see them once a year at Bill's Easter party. We only see all these people. We saw Johnny C., who's ripped as ever, dude.

Dude, he looks very healthy. He's building a deck. He'll come on in. He's coming on the show, by the way, guys. Yeah, but he's building Donald's dream. He's building Donald's wet dream. He's building a freaking shed for golf. Like it's a golf simulator in a shed.

Yeah, it's a golf simulator that's... It's like Disneyland. Yeah. It's a shed that's sole purpose is to house a golf simulator. Yeah. Isn't that what you want? I mean, yeah, man. Johnny's doing it.

He's building it himself too, man. But he's the kind of guy that can uh do that so Daniel by the way you didn't tell us we get all excited because Johnny C's telling us about the golf shed and Donald's like literally salivating at the idea of a golf simulating shed I can't think of anything golf simulating shit whatever the fuck it's called and then he goes oh by the way i uh i commissioned uh the electronics and the computer from daniel we're like what how did you keep that from us that you were that you've been commissioned to to create the correct computer he uh he hit me up and said uh daniel this is the budget i have and And, I just need it to do this one thing. Can we make it happen?

I was like, Johnny, I got you. Let's do it. Wait a second. You, you, you designed the,

the computer that'll be in the golf shed. Yeah. And I actually built it on stream. So you could watch it if you wanted to. Can I ask you a question? Please. The one thing that it does, is it just a tracker?

That's it. So it's a couple of different parts. One thing is an actual like unit that is like tracking his swing, but he needed a PC to run the whole thing. So it runs a golf simulator program and it takes in all the data from the tracker itself. And so wait a second, wait,

slow down because I'm confused. If I buy a very expensive golf simulator that you see online and Donald probably looks at as he's falling asleep at night, that's a, that's a piece of hardware, no? Correct. But that has to be tied to a PC. Correct. Not only has it to be tied to a PC,

it has to be tied to a projector. It has to be tied. And then especially if it's looking at his swing, if it's paying attention to his swing, he also has something that, it's like if you were to go to someplace like golf tech is a perfect example. Sure. Yeah, but that probably all comes with the kit.

The only thing the kit doesn't come with, I imagine, is the hard drive. Not necessarily. Usually, all golf simulators, it measures everything from impact impact so where the ball gets hit at right so uh once it's hit it the the computer tells you the angles and all of that stuff yeah the numbers that go up and stuff but if you have something that's measuring how you're swinging like his body and stuff like that that's something something completely different. Sounds so boring and so boring. So is your face. But I don't have any of my buttons to play with,

so you should be happy today because I'm in Miami. I'm going to sing it all out then. I'm in Miami. Invenido a Miami. I don't even want to sing the songs that are most coming to my mind these days. Daniel. Daniel, you built the computer and you

streamed it. So if people want to see if people are geeked out about shit like that, they could go on the YouTube? So how do they find it? They could go on my Twitch channel. I might post it on YouTube as well as its own dedicated computer building stream. But yeah, it was like an hour and a half. It only took an hour and a half on my Twitch stream.

It only took an hour and a half. Yeah. So you know what to buy, and then you just put it all together. I just put it all together. Now, Johnny C's scary. I hope you did it right. I think I nailed it. I wouldn't want to fuck it up.

No worries. I already tested it out. I actually installed all of the software on the computer before I gave it to him. So it is good to go. Do they have rumble packs yet? For a golf simulator? No, for like, let's say, you know, Star Wars flight simulator. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it really depends on the controller you get. And again, this could be a longer conversation. But like, yeah. As long as you get it on board. I'm talking about like in the chair. The get. And again, this could be a longer conversation, but like, yeah. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm talking about like in the chair. The audience is bored. They don't want to hear about fucking golf anymore.

Shut up. You shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. I will fucking fly home and kick your fucking ass. Come on back then. Come do it. Come do it, fucker. You come here for boat day and I'll fucking push you in the water.

Oh, yeah? I'll fucking come down there and I'd like to see you fucking try. This is how I fucking get there. Listen. I'll fucking get down there. I'll tell my wife I'm coming down there, motherfucker. Yeah. Because you got to try and push me.

But when you do, I'm going to fucking move out of the way and I'm going to push you. Yeah, and then I'm going to wrestle you in one of the berths. I'll wrestle you. Do you know what a birth is? No. That's a boat bedroom. I'll wrestle you on a schooner. I'll wrestle you on a schooner. Don't you want a wave run together?

I don't know anyone here. Like two different wave runners, right? Not like one wave runner. No, we can't be on one wave runner together. That's too crazy. You guys cut to break? We're going to go to break, Joel. But I do want to say, do you think that Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union's friends are going to want to hang out with me?

No, but they'll definitely point you in a direction of some place that you can go and have a good time. You know who I ran into on the street the other day? that you can go and have a good time. You know who I ran into on the street the other day? I went to dinner with some friends that Amanda introduced me to who are lovely, who are my new boat friends. And I'm walking home and some guy yells, Zach Braff. And when someone yells your name on the street,

you're wary, right? Especially in Miami, man. Don't fuck around, dude. They'll get your ass. They will get your ass in Miami. Clack, clack. Pop, pop, man. Don't fuck around, dude. They'll get your ass. They will get your ass in Miami. Clack, clack. Pop, pop, pop. Really?

I should be afraid of gunplay? I didn't know. I don't think anybody was trying to shoot you, Zach. I don't think anybody was trying to come after you. They'll see your ass. Click, click. Clack, clack. Click, click.

Pop. Pop, pop. Bam. I was not. Listen, I got a welcome package. It did not include be careful of gunplay. Motherfucker, you in Dade County. Click, click, clack, clack.

All that shit talking you was talking about DeSantis. Here they come. Clack, clack, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. But as I'm in South Beach, that's where I am. I don't want to be clop,, tip, clap, tap, clap. Anyway, so I turn around because it's hard to not turn around when someone says your name. I mean, try it. It's hard.

But even though you know it might be a fan or it might be just a drunk person, you just don't know. But I instinctively turned around and it was Baron Davis. What? And I'm friendly with Baron Davis. Do you know who he is, Donald?, and it was Baron Davis. What? And I'm friendly with Baron Davis. Do you know who he is, Donald? I don't know Baron Davis. He's a sports player. You're fucking around.

What does he play for? He used to play. He's a soccer player? He used to play basketball for one of the LA teams. I don't know which one. What LA team did he play for? Is that? I'm going to guess.

Because you said you're friendly with him. What LA team did he play for? Zach? I'm going to guess. Because you said you're friendly with him. What L.A. team did he play for? I was friendly with him after he retired, but I believe it was the Lakers. You believe wrong. I do know who fucking Baron Davis is. Ha-ha! It was a trick fucking answer. You don't really know him.

I do know him, but I know him from after he retired. He went to high school with Kate Hudson, and Kate Hudson used to have really fun game nights, and he was really always at the game nights, and he was fun, and he was awesome, and we became friends, and I haven't seen him in years. But there he was, giving me a warm hug. That's awesome.

What'd you guys do? We should have exchanged numbers. Maybe I'll get his number from Kate, and I'll have a friend. Ooh. You guys didn't go to the club? I'm not really a going to the club kind of guy these days.

But it's Miami. I don't want to be at the club. It's Miami. There's a bunch of motherfuckers your age at the club. What are you talking about? I don't want to be at the club. I want to go to a nice restaurant. I want to be at the beach. I don't want to go to the club. I want to go to a nice restaurant. I want to be at the beach. I don't want to be at sparklers and shit.

It's like Brazil, man, in Miami, ain't it? Your dentist is at the party. I'm not into that. In Miami. You know, back in the day, we used to be into bottle service, and they bring you

champagne with a sparkler in it. I can't think of anything less interesting. Keep it 100. Nobody was in the bottle service unless that shit was for free. Keep it 100. Keep it 100. It's your birthday, and they bring the sparklers, and they dance around, and they give you a bottle. That's the only time you're in the

bottle service is when it's like free. That shit's so stupid. I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. We did it. We participated. Oh my God. But at hashtag 4748,

we're too old for that bullshit. Cut to me tonight. Check them IG stories later. I'm going to live forever. No, that's not going to happen. All right, we're going to break. When we come back, we're going to talk about how you can pass out when you poop. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful.

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Well, be careful. It's a thing. It's a real thing. So when you're pooping, make sure you're holding on. Just hold on. We're going home. Do you check the toilet paper, Donald, as you're wiping yourself to see? Yes, everybody does.

I'm told that some don't. Why? How do you know how much is left? You check your gauge. I don't know. You got to gauge by what is wiped. You got to gauge. You got to gauge by what's on there.

Yeah. I'm told that some people just go with God and trust. A lot of those people got itchy butt. They got itchy butt or burn butt. Yeah, I don't know about that. They got burn butt. Anyway, Elliot's whining about sex with JD. I spoke about that.

That was bullshit. Carla has a cane that's not explained. The pan race. What the fuck was that? But Elliot also wished her teacher had hit on her. Oh, there's a fun fact about the pans. Those weren't real pans. Those are because it would be almost impossible and you slip and bust your ass yeah i don't know if johnny yo made it but somebody made uh soft were they foam yeah they were made out of

foam and we ran on in that yeah you would have slipped your fucking on your ass your head open there's a lot of scrubs wiki this episode. Let me tell you some things. What did I learn? What did I learn? TheToddTime.com, which is no longer active. Of course, he's wearing that shirt. And it went to, it used to go to a website of him just in a banana hammock flexing his muscles. just in a banana hammock flexing his muscles.

But if you want to see it, apparently go to Scrubs Wiki and there's a link to something called the Wayback Machine, which will enable you to see Rob shaking his ding dong around. It's very funny. Can I ask you a question, Zach? Yeah.

Are you getting like good room service right now? No, because I'm in a condo. I'm not in a hotel, so I don't have... Why? Why asking that, of all things? I got the munchies, bro. Anyway. All right.

Well, what's the strand of weed that you enjoy? Maybe those of our listeners who like weed might be curious to know what it's called. This one was called Animal Face. Oh, Animal Face. Okay. Animal Face. If you're interested in Animal Face, Donald highly recommends it. No pun intended.

Here are some other things from the, so, okay. So that fantasy where I'm Frankenstein's monster. Now, everyone, let's make sure we're clear. Frankenstein is the doctor. That was where I laughed. That's the one time I laughed out loud. Wait, Donald. That's not Frankenstein.

That's Frankenstein's monster. No, I know that, of course. It's Frankenstein. Okay, well, all I'm saying is, if you're one of those people out there still calling that thing Frankenstein, no. Frankenstein's the doctor. Okay, well. Anyway, the angry mob

that I'm like, I'm really not into fire. The main guy who I'm arguing with. Because you ate his sister. Because I ate his sister. You either ate his sister or his daughter, one of them. Is Patrick Bolton. Did we have Patrick on? I forgot. There's so many shows. I don't think don't think we've been talking about it forever we should have patrick bolton so well we got i mean we're in season six this shit's almost over

we should have we should have patrick bolton on for sure patrick bolton was our best friend on the show so he's a set dresser on the onset dresser which is um the the person who's um decorating the set and moving stuff around while you know they'll say it's a it's a set dresser, the on-set dresser, which is the person who's decorating the set and moving stuff around while, you know, they'll say. It's a tricky position and a hard position because everyone's always yelling your name and always, Patrick, we got to get this desk out of here so we can put the camera here. Well, he really only had two specialties. You know what I mean? Well, Patrick figured out that he could put everything on wheels, which was smart because they didn't give much of a budget

to have a coworker. So what happens when you're on a set and they're like, get this couch out of here, Patrick. We're putting the camera here. Like, what is he supposed to, like, drag a couch by himself? So because they barely ever paid for him to have an assistant, he figured out that he put everything on, we on hidden wheels. It was his specialty.

Yeah. We made up a song. It was like, it's me special. He was English. So we were like, it's me special tea. Oh,

the other thing he had to do was set the clocks because the clocks on set or don't have batteries in them. Right. Otherwise it'd be moving during the scene and the continuity be all. So you always have to be like, Hey, what time is it in this scene? And the set dresser's responsibility

is to set the time of the clock. So the song went, it's me special tea. Dealing with clocks and wheels. Anyway, we love Patrick. We had a lot of fun with Patrick. Oh, we've had some of the best times of my life With Patrick In Vegas, several times in Vegas

With Patrick Oh my gosh He's a great guy He still, I think, might work on one of Bill's shows Or Randall's shows, but he's a great guy I run into him every now and then There was one time I was trying to get I mean, he declined to do it

obviously but i wanted him to be on the x's like they had him day play for once and i thought he was so great we had a great set dresser too denise was amazing but uh but she was i don't know if she was gone i don't know what it was but he came in and he was and i was like dude it's an opening you should come he's like no i don't want to do this shit but i fucking would love to hang out with patrick he was actually you know there's we talk we talk about how great the crew is and all of that stuff but it's rare that you make like a honest to goodness uh friend that you want to hang out with on the crew like on set you guys make each other laugh you know but on scrubs we had quite a few people on the crew that just you know we had poker nights together we had you know we all got close we got really

close well it's rare it's rare especially now that you'd ever do a fucking nine years of people and we just kind of became so close to these people and and and it also goes to say not the tooter on horn but donald and i are the most like, you know, some people are like, oh, hey, hey, how are you? Donald and I are the opposite of like, you know, we chill with the crew. We do everything with the crew. We had lunch with the crew. We partied with the crew. We had a blast.

Yeah, man. One thing that's been so weird about the COVID and filming is there's just no contact at all with the crew because everyone's got masks on and you and you don't really have much of a of a um interaction although you know i'm gonna be honest with you i try on everything that i work that i've worked on since covid started to still try and be as fun as i possibly can be on set without being disruptive you know it's just tricky though because like with the mass it's hard to even know who people are yeah yeah um but i'd still try and i try and do it man you know because you know as an actor we're there for such a little you know such a little bit of time

the crew works so much harder so much harder than the actors do. And so I get it. To come in and be like, oh, my God, I've been here for like four hours, and I haven't worked, and to think that they've been there for that time plus whatever. And the actors get breaks. The crew's like, there's not a lot of downtime for the crew. And so there's our shout out to the amazing, hardworking people in the film industry.

I get handsy with myself. This is the first time I think that we see that I get handsy with myself when I get drunk. When you're drunk. Yes. I think that, was that something that? I forgot if that's come up before. It's a winner.

But that's pretty funny. You reveal me. You think it's going to be the standard handsy, like you're getting gropey with a woman, but I'm actually groping myself. Yeah. This is one of my favorite jokes of the show too. Billy Ocean, love on the run.

Billy, after the Arctic and Pacific, you're my favorite ocean. After the Atlantic. Is it the Arctic the atlantic i don't know whichever way it works with either one after the atlantic or pacific you're my favorite ocean yeah well jd's hammered um and hansy and elliot told him to not drive his scooter home so he at home. But because he's got the key in the ignition, so he can play a radio that certainly does not exist on a Vespa, but we'll accept that as a creative license. The janitor's very elaborate scheme, this is part two,

is that he passes the pay phone. The same cop arrives. Did you call saying there was a wolf, right? Am I getting this right yeah and jd says no i know it looks like it but i just answered the phone wasn't me and the guy says well you're you've got the key in the ignition i'm gonna have to give you an s sui which is scooting under the influence which i don't think a cop would really do do you yes joelle love to hear the story please joelle joelle has a clean record okay let's just set the record straight first of all uh but also many officer police officers in my family

and uh they tell very off the off the book stories later and yes for sure if they if you if they feel your copping attitude with them no no no i'm saying the guy like jd isn't driving the scooter it's on next to him which i guess yeah pretty darn suspicious if you if you're drunk and you have keys in the ignition, that's absolutely a law in some places. That's a DWI. You don't have to be in a moving vehicle. Well, there you go. I got an SEY scooting on an influence.

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Getting handsy with myself. Did you check, did you peep the old school QuickTime screen? Yeah. Yeah, and ScrubsWiki had a thing about that, for those of you who like fuck-ups. In the janitor's email to Ted, the to and from lines are both the same name. Someone named Ellen.

So somebody fucked up there. Also, another fuck up. When Turk draws an incision line on Private Dancer, he draws it on the right side of his abdomen. A couple of camera views later, the line is on the left. Somebody fucked up again. Sorry.

Was that a real scar? No, but they did a good job. Whoever did it no on milosh at the end when he's in the rain yelling i don't know but what was that about that was so weird why is it's like the shawshank redemption child right why is milosh doing the shawshank redemption but it's not rain it's it's it's kelso holding the yeah but why is kel. Why is Kelso holding the hose on him? I don't know. Storyline got cut. Yeah, it's like this will build character.

Something like this will build character for later or some shit like that. I know, but I don't understand. I guess Milos is Kelso's new protege. Well, you know, it's interesting because I run into that guy. I run into the guy who plays Milos. I used to, I should say, when I would go into Hollywood and go into the coffee bean. I think this might be the only episode that he's in, dude. Really?

Yeah, I think it's this one or maybe one more after this. But that's it. And we used to talk because we had a lot of fun making this shit and having the back and forth that we had. But this was it. They were clearly trying to give you a new nemesis. Because you needed a new surgical nemesis. Right. It wasn't Milos.

I don't know why Milos didn't hang out. That shit was hilarious. Him in the rain. What about me in prison putting my pants up to poop? Dude. And then I join a gang. And you beat someone into a gang also. I initiate them by kicking them and saying,

you like that, you punk-ass bitch? Oh, no. I mean, JD's time is- So now JD's gang affiliated. But his whole time in the slammer, a lot happened. He took his pants off to poop in front of and he passed out because of his condition in front of a bunch of cellmates he didn't do it he did this shit in fucking central booking he didn't do this shit in fucking

uh and he did this shit in like the tombs where they hold you before the court before you go to court yeah before you go to court oh i can't even poo i i i can't even poo if there's a line of of of those of stalls and someone else is is doing it oh man i remember i gotta i gotta leave i gotta leave and go to another bathroom i had a friend i hear someone the second i hear someone like making noises i i get very very self-conscious. I had a friend in junior high school who had no problems pooping in the public school bathrooms. And if anybody who went to public school, you know how fucked up those bathroom toilets are. It's so gross. It's the fucking nastiest shit ever.

And the toilet paper. Remember the toilet paper? Oh, my God. I don't know about your school, but mine wasn't even like a roll because, of course, the kids would fucking do shit with the roll. So they were like little slips of almost cardboard. It wasn't cardboard. You had to try and pull it off and it would just break and break and break and you had

to pull for like, just to get a nice little cushion to wipe your ass with. I don't think I ever pooped in public school. Never in my life. I had a buddy who had no problem doing that shit. Yeah. No problem doing that shit. And I'd be like, man, you are bugging. There's no way.

Well, JD poops in prison naked. With no problem, with no issue. But then we don't really see how he got initiated. Is it the same ritual? Did JD get kicked on the ground and his stomach- They were so impressed by him pooping. Oh, you're saying he got to skip that because they were like, man, that's hardcore, dude. They were like props to him for that.

That's fucking hardcore. Yeah. Milos was played by Benjamin King, and this was his only appearance, Joel tells us. Benjamin, you got done dirty. They did you dirty, but you were funny. You were very funny. He's done. He's gone on to do other television shows and stuff like that. I got done dirty. They did you dirty. But you were funny. You were very funny. He's done. He's gone on to do other television shows.

I got more questions. I got more questions about the character of Milos. Like? No, I mean, it seems like there was more to mine there. Do you know when he was filling in his name on the whiteboard because he replaced you and he kept doing his last name all along and he's like, I'll come back and finish later. his last name all long and long.

And he's like, I'll come back and finish later. Okay. So then Cox tells you that, uh, fuck what Kelso saying. You don't lie. You, you draw your own personal line of,

of when you're going to be blatantly. Truthful. And, and when you're going to white lie a bit right isn't that the message that cox is saying to you yeah i guess so and mikey weston's back by the way it took us the whole episode it took us the whole episode to talk about it but i'm sorry michael weston's back his private dancer and um he's having short-term memory loss um and you're there uh and you're honest with him you say you got c's and he that's why he has you replaced with Milos.

And then I tell him again at the end, dude, yeah, I got Cs. I was an average student. But then I give him more of my truth, I guess. Yeah. When I decided to be a doctor, I changed my attitude, and I switched shit up, which is great. I don't know that many doctors that would do that shit for you, to be honest with you.

I don't think any doctor would say I used to get Cs. No one wants to hear that. Nah, man. No one wants to hear that. You don't have to be that honest. No. I don't want to hear that shit. If I ask you that, I'm asking you for you to,

so you will be like, I am the best. I fucking graduated magnum cum laude. It's like when you're an actor and you be like, I am the best. I fucking graduated magnum cum laude. It's like when you're an actor and you're like, and you ice hockey. You play ice hockey, right? You're like, of course. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

We did a scene. You know how to double dutch? Absolutely. Oh, double dutch is my thing. I would. No, they love you for the acting part and now like and your resume is accurate you do double dutch right

oh yes there's never been a dutch I've ever not doubled so I laughed when Ted is putting in his password and he says all right turn away and you guys turn away and he's like alligator three jd is taped to the ceiling for two hours dude how do you fall for how do you fall he told you in the beginning that it was gonna happen i know but he tells you before

how did he do that ted is not very strong he does the straight up freaking no i wasn't paying attention i wasn't paying attention remember he says i'm telling you this because you're very zoned out but my my my question donald is but then at the end you say i he told me about this and i still fell for it my point is my point is according to the story i was duct taped to the ceiling by todd and ted how did they pull that off they needed somebody's help well they either needed the todd is i just don't know man yeah you know because you'd be if you're wrestling with the todd you'd become very oily and you'd be able to get away obviously i would have slipped out of his class and if you're wrestling with ted the same thing he's kind thing. He's kind of sweaty.

He's kind of sweaty. Maybe they got Crazy Eyes Mario involved. Maybe. Or what's his name? We never see anymore. He was big. He could have helped. And they aren't in the brain trust.

You mean Troy? Troy could have easily helped. Troy would have freaking killed you, though. I know. But they got me up there. He would have snapped your neck straight up like freaking killed you though. I know, but they got me up there. He would have snapped your neck straight up like freaking mice and men.

He would have snapped your neck like that. Like the bunny. Like the bunny. Like the girl at the end. Oh, with the girl, yeah. Well, spoilers if you haven't seen a mice and men. Alright, listen. The best part of the whole episode

occurs at this moment when JD is duct taped to the ceiling of the cafeteria. We learn that Colonel Doctor is Lloyd's father. Yes. Yeah. There was not nearly enough made out of that. I mean, what is their story? You know how nowadays on TV shows they go off and they do an episode that's like nothing about the main characters like off into a they i would love an episode about what it's like in

colonel doctor and lloyd's lives that's a good that's you know what that's actually a great idea fans what's a good what's a great one offer that you would love to have watched. And I don't want to hear about legal custodians. I don't want to hear about Dr. Acula. Yeah. Not all of the, not all of the, not all the obvious ones.

Let's get, let's get obscure. Let's get abstract. Let's get freaking artistic with it. Yeah. Please. For the love of dive in and dive in. All right.

Is a one-off you would have loved to have seen? Yeah, what's a one-off that doesn't involve, you know, the main characters that you would have liked? I know what they're all going to say. A Loma pool party? A Loma's pool party. Oh, God. I would have loved to see.

But I now learned that an above-ground pool doesn't necessarily mean that, like, you could have a deck, and that's considered an above-ground pool. The best thing I learned about having a Loma on is that she never knew anything about that because she only read her parts. She never read the full scripts. So she had no idea what we were talking about. See, you did the same thing, except you're in every fucking scene.

All right. J.D. falls, and he falls because he's so angry because a young man can't figure out how to get J.D.'s hairstyle. And he finally wriggles out, falls to the ground, and he goes, for the love of God, moose and twist. And then walks off. I don't use moose for what it's worth. The real secret is not washing your hair If you want to know So just dirt, mud

It's just grease And then you gotta use some products But the best thing for that hairstyle If you like it Is not wash your hair I mean you wash with water You just don't shampoo That's what's up

Okay and then the boy who cried wolf The wolf mauls the janitor That's what he gets Yeah that's what's up. Okay, and then the boy who cried wolf. The wolf mauls the janitor. That's what he gets. Yeah, that's what he gets. He puts so much work and time into that prank. This hospital must be filthy. It reminds me, you know, it's really weird because I watched a movie that's very similar to, spoiler alert coming, did you watch The Batman? No.

Yes. No, Joelle did. It took me like three, it took me three days to watch all of it. Wow. It is not that long. Oh my gosh. It took me three days to watch all of it. But did your heart jump out of your chest when they introduced the Batmobile?

Coolest scene ever? No. Stop it. No, it's a muscle car for Batman. Yeah, no doubt. It was a good... Look, I liked it, but I liked it for different reasons, man. Because then when it jumps into an action movie, then it's like, ah, man, that's not what I want anymore.

that's not what I want anymore. But because they made it such a great detective movie and a great murder mystery type situation, I was way more into that. And then all of a sudden it becomes a superhero movie. And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we don't need a... I'm fine with him just being some regular vigilante.

You know, it was... That's a good studio. Daniel, did you see it? I have not yet., no, Donald Faison. That's a good studio. Did you see it? I have not yet. Yeah. I have no interest. I'm sorry, everybody. It's okay.

But on the other, on the exact polar opposite side, I'd like to remind those of you who like the polar opposite side of things to go watch the worst person in the world. Ah, cause it's, I can't, I can't stop thinking about how good it is. Great. So if you were just listening to Donald and you zoned out, go watch Worst Person in the World.

All right. Do we have a caller? Oh, let's bring them in. I got goosebumps last week. Oh, go to break. We're going to break and we come back with a caller. When you find that bright spot

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Dave, how are you? Welcome to the program. I'm great. How are you guys? We're happy. Donald's in his closet. I'm in Miami. We can't complain. That's awesome. I can complain. I can complain. Donald's given me an idea. i have no friends down here he says that i should call gabrielle union and thus duane wade and say hey guys can i meet your friends i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it and i and baron davis too donald

well they probably have a good night out plan. And what sport did Baron Davis play again? Hockey. Welcome to the program, Dave. How are you? Where are you calling us from? I am in a closet in New Jersey. Oh, so were lots of people when I was growing up. I'm in an IT closet.

Oh, you're in IT, huh? Same. Okay. Oh, Daniel loves putting computers together. You guys could probably talk all sorts of things. Oh, I bet we could. Like putting together golf simulators. Daniel, are you ever called upon to do soldering?

Oh, man, I tried that a couple times. That is beyond my pay grade. That is a lot. Okay okay dave do you know how to solder i know how but it's very difficult okay i want to learn how to solder very precise it looks cool when you just super solder oh it's so cool yeah it's fun to do just really really hard yeah okay dave so what do you do in it what kind of it stuff do you do uh before i do computer support for a state agency okay and do you ever get to the computer and you're like this idiot i can't believe what they've done to their computer

um a i can fix this with one button and b look at their desktop what a mess that's like 80 of my I know. I'm that guy with the full desktop. Right, Dom? You just drag everything to your desktop? Well, I feel like if I put it elsewhere, it's going to get lost. So I prefer it on the desktop. I know I can find it on the desktop. And that's how the computer gets viruses? Is that what it is?

Does that slow the computer down, Dave? No. No. Okay. No, as long as you know where everything is, you're fine. Dave, why does porn slow the computer down? That's what I want to know. Because that has viruses.

Yeah. Got it. It can, yeah. Are there any sites that don't have viruses? Dave is not here to tell you which porn sites to go to, Donald. He works for a state agency, for God's sakes. He would know, though. Yeah. Dave,

do you recommend any... Pornhub or... No, we're not talking about those sites, Donald. Got it, got it, got it. Get the guy fired. What about BBC? No, I'm just kidding. Have I been using the site

BBC.com? Is that a good one, Dave? No, I'm just kidding. Have I been using the site bbc.com? Is that a good one, Dave? No, I'm just kidding. All right, Dave. I'm sorry. Dave, do you have a question for us? I do. I've noticed that when actors have a successful sitcom,

they're reluctant to ever go back to that world. If you two were ever offered the opportunity to do a primetime sitcom again, would you at least consider it? Absolutely. Yes. I think you mean the most common question we get, scrubs or any show? Any show. It doesn't have to be scrubs.

Yeah, I think so. I think so. It depends. A lot of factors go into it. And the main one is that it's a high class problem. Being a lead in a half hour comedy like this kind of takes over your life. So you have to choose, and there's nothing against working hard, but some people go, gosh, I don't know at 47, if I want to work 14 hours a day, 12 hours a day. And then other people go, Hey, I have 900 kids.

I got to go do that. But for me, I wouldn't, for me, my answer is no to a normal network show, because I personally at 47 don't want the next chapter of my life to be tied to something for many, many years for 14 hours a day. I'd like to do other things like direct and explore earth and maybe have a family. It also depends on what it is. Like, I'm not going to go and do a television show just for shits and giggles, even though, I mean, if it sucks and the paycheck is big, I would like to be a part of something that's, you know, that is one successful and uh two a lot of fun to do and so if those if those variables

are in play absolutely i have no problem going back and doing a television show would it be scrubs again probably not i don't you know i'm gonna keep it 100 i'm gonna keep it 100 with you i love christopher turk i love jd i don't necessarily want to play christopher turk you're gonna play christopher Christopher Turk in some capacity. This is our standard answer. But more of like a 8 to 10 episodes sort of like one-off kind of thing. Not network, which is up to, well, when we were doing sometimes 24 a year. I don't even think anybody does that anymore.

So again, we were young actors and we're blessed to have the opportunity. You look at things differently when you weigh like time with your family, time to time to create a family. You know, you you look at things differently at 47 and 48 than you would. The other answer I would say is that a lot of those people, if they've been on a long running show, they they've they've made a nice nest egg and they they can make choices that are based on what they want to do with their life you know and make an independent movie or direct movies or go play golf and tennis like donald sometimes does well yeah also when you do a lot of people don't know this when you do sitcoms the schedule is very very lax compared to doing something like scrubs where it's a where it's where it's a single camera thing. So a sitcom, you only have one day of filming, maybe two days of filming,

and the rest is just rehearsal. So you can have some sort of life in between. When I was doing the X's after Scrubs, the schedule for the X's compared to Scrubs. And listen, I'm number three on the call sheet on Scrubs. And I worked way more than I did on Scrubs than number three on the call sheet on Scrubs. And I worked way more than I did on Scrubs than I did on The X's as far as hours go. On The X's, we came in, we had a table read, and then we had the day off. The next day, we maybe rehearsed a couple of scenes.

Then we had the day off. The third day, we rehearsed. And then the day was off. Then we blocked the next day. And then that was the end of the day. Maybe pre-shot something. And then on Friday, we shot a whole show. You know what I mean?

That's why some actors are drawn to that lifestyle. But there's fewer and fewer of those sort of live in front of a studio audience kinds of shows. Because they're not very fashionable these days. But that compared to a single camera. Well, we all grew up on them, Dave. We agree with you. And of course, Friends is probably the most popular sitcom of all time, and people love that. And Seinfeld, you know.

Dude, I remember the Honeymooners, man. Do you remember the Honeymooners? No, I'm just saying that people, they come in and out of fashion. And right now, there's not that many of them because they're not very popular, as popular these days. You know what it's you know what it's gonna you know what it's gonna take is for it to come on something like hbo max or something like that and it'd be a little bit racy and but still be funny that's a good idea

someone should someone should do like an r-rated sitcom that'd be amazing yeah well yeah r-rated not x-rated or maybe i never watched ashton Kutcher's. Was his R-rated? Because his was on Netflix. I don't know. I never watched it. It was not R-rated. But, Joelle, don't you think that's a good idea? Like an R-rated sitcom.

I would definitely check it out because he doesn't love families behaving badly. No, it doesn't have to be a family. It could be like, you know. Well, no, you want it to still have its tradition, the traditional sitcom feel to it. No, it could be like Friends, but instead of keeping it to still have its tradition the traditional sitcom feel to it so it could be like friends but instead of like keeping it PG it's R

fuck you Joey see how funny would that be well it would be more like sex in the sex in the city I'm saying it would be more like that Abbott Elementary is definitely bringing a comeback is that a studio audience that looks like a single camera.

It looks like it's also single cam now, too. It is, Joelle, isn't it? I'm not sure. Is there a laugh track? There's not a laugh track. No, it's single camera. But that show, everyone's talking about that show. So damn good.

I can't speak to it because I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it either, but I loved it. Do you like it, Dave? I haven't seen it yet. It's getting a love do you like it uh dave i haven't seen it yet it's getting a lot of buzz a lot of buzz buzz all right dave what's your next question for us my friend uh my next question would be so you two have incredible comedic timing just amazing well i agree on on my front yeah thank you just just watching the show the back and forth between you and the other cast is just crazy.

Is that something you guys would work on or is that something that came natural? Oh, yeah. Both. A combo of both. I mean, we make each other laugh, I mean, all the time. You know, we're at a giant Easter party the other day and there's like 100 people there. We're just standing next to each other, making each other laugh. A bunch of comedy writers too. Yeah.

Fuck them. No, but, um, you know, we just, we just, we have the same sense of humor and,

um, but of course also when you watch the show scrubs, we've, what was so great about the environment that bill created. And I know I mentioned this before was, you know, after we got what was written, um,

well, he would let us fuck around. And that's where a lot of great stuff came from that people love. Like Eagle is the most obvious example. It's just us fucking around. You smell like an athlete. You smell like an athlete.

You smell like a father figure. You know, shit like that. We would just riff. And sometimes it would be like, if you were the person setting up the punchline, they would just keep setting you up. And you would just keep and and sometimes it would be like if you were the person setting up the punch line they would just keep setting you up and you just keep saying punch different punch lines and sometimes and then a writer would combine go oh try this and you try this and then and then i'd say to donald if it was he shot his oh try this and he'd try that and and that way when the editor and bill who has the final say are watching it they they have like eight options. And it's just like, which one makes you laugh the most.

And it's, it's kind of like, it's kind of a cool way to shoot because you can, you can just keep playing and being silly and looking for the funniest, the funniest version. It was also great. We were very young. So it was great training for us to learn how to do that as well.

You know, we talk about, we, we, we talk about how Scrubs changed our lives, but not only did it change our lives, it taught us how to tell jokes, you know, how to, you know, my IQ coming out of, as far as film and television and stuff like that goes coming out of scrubs was i mean we did for nine years was amazingly higher than uh it was going in and it was because

we taught each other so much you know uh yeah and also yeah like he said it was like it was like the best boot camp ever you know for me as said, it was like the best boot camp ever, you know? For me as a director, it was the greatest boot camp ever because every episode had a different director, and you were like watching so many people, and the comedy writers were so skilled and seeing how they would come up with jokes, and it was like the best nine-year grad school someone could ever have. Yeah, walking out of it, I felt I was very confident. It's time for Closeted People in New Jersey's favorite segment.

It's time to Fix Your Life! Garden State Edition. So let go, so let go And you're jumping Oh, well, what you're waiting for It's all right Cause there's beauty in All right, sir. How can we fix your life today?

All right. I could use some time management help. I work a full-time job. I'm a father, married, and I'm also going to college. Dude. Wow. And my life is like crazy right now. I have nothing.

No free time. Wow. You did it to yourself, buddy. You did it to yourself you did it to yourself bro you're welcome dave you're welcome you're welcome well so how many kids just one okay and how old he is 16 okay so he doesn't really want to hang out with you that much right you would be surprised oh you must be a cool dad you must be a cool dad i got a stage four clinger nice well that's a great thing that means you're a good father so i think you just have to schedule i mean donald's obviously can weigh on on the father parenting thing because

i don't know anything but i am probably a better schedule than donald and that is um there's an old expression if you want to get something done, give it to a busy person. And that's really scheduling it down to the moment and sticking to it. I'm going to go see a movie with my son at this time. Make sure he's free. Okay, that's locked in. I got to work here. So we know this is here. I have to study for my class here. I got to take my wife to dinner on that night. You, if you're going to be as busy as you are, you can't do it. You can't wing it, bro. You can't, you cannot wing it. You got to get like, I don't like, you know, iCal.

I get a written calendar. You know, you can buy one of those like desktop big ass ones, mount it on your wall or keep it as a desktop thing and just really get super anal with what is happening where and you obviously have to work it out with your son work it out with your wife you know what you're with you know what your work hours are um you know how much time you need to study in order to do school but if you're gonna take on as much as you had there's no possible fucking way you're not doing it without a very detailed schedule that you actually stick to donald go. Do you, is there a light at the end of the tunnel

or is it just, you're going to do this for the, or you just, or is this what you're going to set to do forever? No, the light's going to be, I'm trying to blow through the classes as quick as I can. Right on. What are you studying, first of all? Yeah. I'm getting my degree in IT.

Got it. And that'll help you get a better of all? Yeah. I'm getting my degree in IT. Got it. And that'll help you get a better job, I imagine. Yes. Or at least a promotion at this point. All right, good. So what's cool about it is that there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Once you bang it all out, you'll have some of those things off your plate. You'll have a job with a better salary.

Yeah. And by the way, your kid's going to go to college. So even though he's a clinger, he's going to probably move out. Well move you know if i if i'm still working on things by then maybe he can help me my advice to you is to enjoy the journey i know it feels like a lot and you know but i mean we we don't have a lot of time on this rock anyway you know what i'm saying so you know while we're here uh if you have a lot of things to do that's great and it sounds like they're positive and great things also you know what I mean it sounds like it's something that that you're into and also having a 16 year old son you know I hope

my son when he is 16 is a stage four clinger and he wants to hang out with me dude and you know also I just think in terms of your wife and your child again i do know nothing about this because i have neither but it seems to me um people love experiences so planning a beautiful romantic night with your wife she'll appreciate planning going to see a cool movie with your son things that things that aren't just like oh let's you know and not not to hey, let's sit on the couch and watch this movie too, but making sure that that stuff's in the schedule, I think

will make them both feel not neglected. Absolutely. That's a great idea. Thank you. All right. Well, you're welcome. You're welcome. Donald, are you going to say you're welcome? Well, I already did in the beginning when I... Well, now we've given him lots of advice.

Okay, well, you're welcome. You're welcome. Thank you. All right, everybody, that's the show. Dave, thank you so much for coming on. You too. And what's happening next, Joel? We're going to do another episode,

and we have some surprise guests coming on soon that Joel has coordinated. One of them Donald doesn't even know about. We want you to be patient with us too. Zach's away working right now. He's got a bunch of things back to back and stuff. But also maybe subconsciously we're trying to drag it out since we're moving so darn fast.

Didn't we figure out what we were talking about? Yeah, Beverly Hills Cop. We talked about doing movies we love and also movies that aren't that well known that we love like yentl like yentl and then we talked about getting a guest who won't won't necessarily be the star like we're not going to get barbara streisand but we might get maddie patankin we might get can you hear me yeah we might we might for uh we talked about getting what's the name of that actor from Beverly Hills Cop?

The one that played Victor Maitland or Boga Mill? Oh, I'd love to get Victor Maitland. Victor Maitland may have passed. He was quite old when the movie was made. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I learned so much, dude.

I learned so much about the gentleman who plays general veers from the empire strikes back and how many of some of the movies that i've loved uh the bad guy in he was the fucking bad guy and had no idea did you know that general veers from the empire strikes back is the dude that freaking goes with indiana jones on the last crusade that chooses poorly did you know that was the same dude did you know that General Veers from the Empire Strikes Back is also the same dude from the

Game of Thrones the guy with the white hair that was the hunched over old man that's General Veers from the Empire Strikes Back yeah man General Veers I don't you know I'm doing him a disservice by calling him General Veers from Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, man. General Veers had, I don't, you know, I'm doing him a disservice by calling him General Veers.

That's like all his fuckers out there. They'll be like, yo, Turk from Scrubs was in Clueless. Yo, Turk from Scrubs. Yo, did you know that Turk from Scrubs played fucking Booster Gold? Did you know that? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. We love you all. Thank you for tuning in and we sorry. I'm sorry! Alright, we love you all. Thank you for tuning in and we'll see you next

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