Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 611: My Night to Remember

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

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A discussion on work-life balance, career development, parenting, time management, productivity, and making time for fun. Hear these podcasts and more on your free iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Yes. Oh, my God. First of all, I owe you guys such a huge apology. Not the listeners. I'm talking to Joel, Daniel, and Zach. Yo, I tried to get away with something,

and I almost did if it wasn't for these pesky little kids. Dude, I went and saw Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness right before our podcast today, and I had it down to the minute of when I was going to arrive back here. That's why Casey called and was like, yo, he needs 15 minutes. That's why she gave that shit early on. She predicted, she was like, all you need is 15 minutes. You rush like, I fucking did it. Bam. Computer's dead. It's now 1.49.

That's how long it took for my computer to power up. So how was your movie? We can at least talk about your movie. Thumbs up or thumbs down. How was it? All right. So not a lot of people are talking about this movie, as you guys know. I don't know because I don't follow this sort of thing.

You're being sarcastic. Usually when a Marvel movie comes out, when Spider-Man came out, everybody was like, no spoilers, go see Spider-Man. Right. I'm not going to give away any spoilers because there's some really fucking great spoilers some of the stuff that you are you guys probably already know from just the commercial alone you know what I mean

I'll let you guys the next time we talk because this will be a part tour because we didn't get to do the episode but we're still recording this we'll talk about this when I see you guys later Joelle did you see it yet i've seen it twice yeah you've seen it twice okay you're press screening and then my guys wanted to see it last night so you might be on the same page that i'm on with

this whole thing uh my wife is on the same my wife is on the same page that i'm on with this too i think poor casey has to go see all these movies. No doubt, man. Dude, let me tell you something right now. I got to figure out something. Yeah, you got to bring her to a nice rom-com. No, it's not a rom-com, man. Yo, my wife is the bomb.

Like, she is the bomb on levels that the bomb doesn't, like, I don't even, look, she is, everything that I have in my life right now, she is everything that i have in my life right now all the happiness that i have in my life right now is because of casey cobb you know what i mean my children my wife my my my life my marriage you know what i mean my sex life all of these things that are fucking prospering right now are because of the greatness that is my wife yeah you really did figure out i did and i need to figure out a way to freaking return the favor man like for real like i know she's starting to feel it's mother's day um mother's day you better bring it oh shit dude

she's bouncing she's going to the outlets to shop with her girlfriend and stuff like that i know when she comes home there better be something shiny, bro. Dude, that's what I'm trying to say. Like, I can't buy her. I can't. There's not enough money to pay for what she means to me. No, it's not the expensive thing. It's the thought.

It's the thing that's like, not just like, I phoned it in and got you fucking flowers. You got to do something. I mean, no offense to all the people that are going to do that but i'm saying since you're saying all these lovely things you should consider something super thoughtful that's not just like oh i just bought this thing yeah no doubt i tried to get the four seasons brunch like three weeks ago and that shit was sold out too late yeah three weeks ago i tried to get it and it was sold out like i thought i was thinking ahead like i was like i'm on top of this shit this year you know what i mean well there are other nice places for brunch yeah but no no no there's not really man let's keep it 100

man that four seasons brunch how about you make her breakfast in bed oh come on buddy what why that's not good huh no man you can make a pancake i can make a lot of things that's not necessarily i you know what i'm gonna i am gonna do that though you know it's cute even though like when you see it in the movies it's cute like the kids and dad they all did it mom you stay in bed and they all bring breakfast in bed yeah but the food in the movies looks so much better and it comes in abundance i'm just saying the gesture. I bet you Casey would love the gesture. Yeah, I do think she would love it for like five seconds.

She'd be like, that's cute. But then she'd be like, I'm not eating this shit in my bed. I don't want to get on the sheets. I don't want to. This will mess up my bed. I don't want to do that. Get her another weekend away. I saw this funny meme that was like a couple and the girl was acting and She's like, this is

what I call like a night with my man. And she's like all seductively laying out a towel like on the bed and like clearly like she doesn't want to get anything sexual on the bed and she's spreading it out with this sexy face and then it hard cuts them eating like fast food

in bed. That's pretty dope. My wife don't play that shit. My wife don't play that shit. She's like, no, no, no, no. Donald, Miami's growing on me, I got to tell you. You love Florida, don't you? No, I don't love Florida, and I would never want to live here,

but Miami Beach is a fun place to visit. The water is not like the Pacific. It's like pool water. It's blue. Look at the pool. It's like pool water. It's blue. It is turquoise and warm as a pool. Wow. It's like the pool at your house?

It's not as warm as the pool at my house, but it's warm. Wow. It's beautiful. There's so many fancy, nice restaurants. It's a great place to visit. I would not want to live here also boats i love boats and i've been invited on a couple of boats and i'm not talking about a fishing boat i know you want to be like in a chair like trying to pull in a marlin i don't want that you went

miami vice didn't you you fucking with miami vice no i got invited on some nice yachts not like not like mega giant epic ones but like pretty big ones and they're beautiful and i just like yeah i like this life you didn't get on a cigarette boat no i don't want that i like i like a boat where someone's gonna bring me a rosé and i can stand on the bow you know remember that snl thing i'm on a boat yeah man like that i wherever i'm on a boat. Yeah, man. Like that. Whenever I'm on a boat, I feel like that song. All right. So look, my one time. Well, I picture your idea is being in the chair trying to get a marlin.

No, no, no. Because if you can't eat it, I'm not fishing for it. You know what I mean? Well, don't you release a marlin when you catch it? Or some people mount it on their wall, I guess. Yeah. If I'm fishing, it's to eat whatever fish I catch because I'm not, that's, I mean, that is, at least I think that's a better way. I'm just saying if you and I were in Miami together and I said, Donald.

Oh God, the dreams that would happen. Let's charter a boat together. Let me ask you a question. I feel like we would disagree because you'd want the one with the chair on the back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. My fishing days are over. I would prefer. After sea spirit sea.

I would prefer to be on a boat and chill on. I prefer to chill on a yacht, sip champagne, eat peanut butter and jellies on the bow. You know what I mean? These are things that sound fun to me. Let me tell you the most baller thing. This guy, I met a very wealthy guy on here. And his boat was gorgeous, but it wasn't even huge.

It was like, maybe it was 60 feet. I don't gorgeous, but it wasn't even huge. It was like, maybe it was 60 feet. I don't mean to say that's not big. It was a big, beautiful boat. But I was like, Oh, it's too bad.

There's no, um, there's no, um, jet ski on this boat. Like, you know, like,

cause I love, uh, what wave runner thing. Cause those are so, that's so fun. And the captain's like, Oh, we have a jet boat.

And I'm like, what, where's that? He opens the fucking trunk it goes and like some james bond shit a fucking mini jet boat comes out of the back that's so cool and all you heard was i can feel it coming in the air at night. Listen, if you're in Miami and you have a dope boat, I want to come and I will bring laughter.

I want to be invited. I'll bring a bottle of rosé. I'll be your court jester. I'll bring a bottle of rosé. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Donald, the little boat gave birth to a smaller boat. It was like the Russian dolls.

And I was like, does a tinier boat come out of that little boat? That boat. It was nice, though. I like boats, Donald. Dude, my one time in Miami was fucking fire, man. Did you get on a boat? I got on a cigarette boat. It was one of the best times of my life, dude.

They have those for the tourists. They have, like, it always goes by the beach. They have these, like, you can see there's, like, 30 tourists. No, this dude owned the cigarette boat, actually. Oh, you were on, like, a real one. Like, somebody's actual jump off. And it was fire, man. Like, okay, I'm going to name drop because it's one of the best weekends of my life. But I spent the weekend with-

Jule Hill? No. Vinny Loresca. He's the one that invited me. Because I was going out there to do a- DJ A.M. and I were hosting a- I think it was like a fashion show or something this weekend. It was 4th of July weekend in Miami.

And DJ AM and I were hosting it. He was DJing and I'm on the stage hosting the shit. And when I get there, I run into Vinny Laresca, one of my buddies from high school. I've known him. And he's like, yo, you should come hang out with us. And I'm like, us? Who's us? Right? And he goes, it's me, Leo,

Toby, Ethan. And I'm like, Leonardo DiCaprio? You were with the Pussy Posse? I was like, Leonardo DiCaprio? And he goes, yeah. And I'm like, I bet. And so that weekend, 4th of July weekend, best weekend of my life.

Did you get to drive the cigarette boat? I did not get to drive the cigarette boat. But like, yo, it was a bunch of us. And we played, I remember we played basketball against some cats in Miami. And we won. And like, life was very nice that weekend. There was another time I was in Miami also. I played for a challenge for the children,

NSYNC's challenge for the children in Miami. I think that was Orlando, actually. Miami was fire, though. I know, but that's when you're young and you're going to the clubs. Like, I have no, I mean, I'm not going to the clubs. Dude, I fell off a table. I was on a table, and I fell back, and Leo caught me. It was the best night of my life, dude. It was the best night of my life, dude.

It was the best night of my life. They have a lot of clerbs here, but I'm not going to the clerbs. Although it's F1 weekend. If everyone I'm with ends up at the clerb, maybe I'll go. But I think I'd be in fucking hell at the clerb. No, dude. It's Miami. You're 40 years old in Miami.

That's like 47 years old in Miami. That's like 20 years old in LA, man. Like everybody's in the club in Miami. I know. It's the only thing people do, and they do it so late. I'm like, it's so late. They're on that lifestyle. They're in it, man.

The clubs don't close. I just saw a guy walking down the street trying to get people to come to a club. He's walking down the street yelling to everyone at the beach. He's like, and just so you know, we never close. We are open 365, 24-7. That's what's up. Because you never know. You can be there on a Monday wasted fucking dancing.

Monday at noon. But the thing is, what's the music like? You know what I mean? Is it a Latin group? You need to find out. You need to investigate. Bro, thing is, what's the music like? You know what I mean? I don't know. Is it a Latin group? You need to find out. You need to investigate. Bro, I don't go to the clubs.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That's how I picture all the songs. If it's that, I'm good. I'm happy. You got to show me love. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. They have all these, you know. Tell me if you want me.

There's nonstop banners when you're on the beach going by about what DJ. Oh, you'd love this, Donald. There's a club here that's like half, I'm told, it's called Club 11. It's like part strip club, part regular club. And Snoop Dogg is the host tonight. And this banner keeps going by. Snoop Dogg's older than you and he's up in the club, dude. I'm just saying.

You need to be up in the club with Snoop Dogg. Y than you and he's up in the club, dude. Yeah, but he's Snoop Dogg. I'm just saying, you need to be up in the club with Snoop Dogg. Y'all can smoke some. All I thought was. Snoop Dogg see you and be like, yo, Zach. Sliggity diggity, come to the stage, nephew. No. All he knows is I'm on the beach and I had heard about this Club 11 and it says Snoop Dogg's the host tonight.

And I thought of Joel and Donald. I was like, Joel and Donald would love this. Actually, DJ Daniel would probably love it too. DJ Daniel, do you partake in the marijuana the way Joelle and I do? Yeah. Wait,

hold on. We partake in a very unhealthy way. Like it's almost unhealthy as much as we partake. Like I've had battles with like bronchial issues because i've smoked too much weed you too yes we need to get together daniel why aren't we kicking it more man like we have the same things in common we need to be around like-minded people i could smoke i'm down you know what i'm saying you you know i'll smoke your weed donald likes animal face daniel do you like animal face?

I've never tried it, but let me tell you something. I'll roll some up. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't want to share. I don't share weed no more. That's good. We can do personals. We can do personals.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Them days is over. Because of COVID. Yeah, because of COVID. I don't need to put your spit and my spit together. I know how unless we kissing

and you've been tested I know how COVID passes it's droplets since we're already doing a count in we're going to do a show it's a weird show because it's a clip show and I said to Donald

why the fuck are we doing a clip show and he said I want to do a clip show you know why so it's going to be a short episode because how the fuck do you doing a clip show? And he said, I want to do a clip show. You know why. So it's going to be a short episode, because how the fuck do you review a clip show? Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses and a janitor who loved to hate. I said, here's some story that you all should know.

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Holy cow. This is, oh wow. This is, you know what I mean? We address how you go into your mind. We go into our mind. It takes us places. You know what I mean? It's just, it was a great way to put a clip show together other than us sitting on the couch and being like, remember that time when JD, you know what I mean? Like how all of the other sitcoms. Well, I think clip shows are, the only thing, if you're an audience member, a clip show is so stupid. By the way, I read on Scrubs Wiki,

this is the lowest rated Scrubs episode. Because there's only seven minutes of original content. In which Johnny C. has a bald head and looks like Lex Luthor. Yeah, it said something about, I think this got thrown out of order. I think Scrubs Wiki mentions that, too, that because it got thrown out of order, somewhere else it's explained why Johnny C. is bald. They never explained why Johnny C c's bald they never explained why john c i don't think they did no i'm saying i'm saying bill had to explain why johnny c was

bald but i think no do you want me to read you what it says on scrubs yeah please don't you fucking never listen to me i want to remember why john c what i want to know why john c mcginley got bald it says um here's a couple things. It took, normally it takes five days to shoot an episode of Scrubs. This one took three. I don't know how it took three to shoot what we had. Okay. JD says that to daydream,

you have to tilt your head to the left, which would be the audience's right, which he demonstrates for the group. But in other daydream scenes, he more commonly tilts his head to the right or left. That's great. That's actually great. Here you go. In this episode,

Dr. Cox has a shaved head. In the following episode, My Fishbowl, he has curly hair again because the episodes were showing out of order. Randall Winston said in the DVD commentary that the bald head would be explained in a future episode.

So that's all I know. I don't think it ever was. All I know. All I know is that you had udders and that was so gross. I almost won. I want to. And you drank from them too. It's like,

I nutted in your coffee. It was so phallic. Yeah. It was like, it wasn't like, it didn't even look like udders. It looked like four penises. Yeah.

It would have been better if you would have put your mouth on it and sucked it. Ugh. I'm glad I didn't have to do that. But it did look like, I'm not going to lie, if your kids are in the car or listening, earmuffs. I'm going to say it well. or listening earmuffs.

I'm going to say it well. It did look like you were using your human faculties that are designed to fertilize an egg. And? And not, it didn't look like milk. Urinate, urinate. No, it looked like you were pouring seed into my coffee. And then you drank it. And then after that, I sliced a piece of my back off.

Was it my back or my butt? I don't know. Where's bacon from? What part of the butt? What part of the pig is bacon from? It's the butt. It's the back. It's all.

It's where the fat is. You sliced off a piece of your ass and then brought up two pieces of bacon. Yeah. Oh, we would have fun. We would have so much fun. You know, the best thing about a clip show. I take it back, Turk and JD would have so much fun with that. The best thing about a clip show for an actor is.

Because you know Turk would shit an egg. You know he would shit an egg. Keep it 100. Well, we're getting to a point where you have a testicle that provides warmth while we're camping. It's bionic. It's bionic. Yeah, and we all gather around to stay warm. Yeah.

I laughed at the fact. So Kelso's son Harrison has a new boyfriend. Yes. And he owns a Cinnabon franchise. And that, as a result, has left Kelso a little bit heavier than he usually is. But Kelso also knew the boyfriend's name, Kenny. I mean, there's progress in the relationship. He's learning the names.

Well, he's learning the name because he owns a Cinnabon. Yeah. Listen, Cinnabon is the greatest tasting thing in the world, isn't it? You could eat that all day. You know what else is great? Wetzel's pretzels. My kids go nuts. If we go to a mall and like the Grove or something like that,

and there's a Wetzel's pretzels, they're like, is it Wetzel's? It's either that one or what's the other one that they have? Where it's like this. It's Wetzel's pretzels. Is one or what's the other one that they have? Where it's like this. It's Wetzel's pretzels. Is there another one? Another pretzel, please? So it's just Wetzel's pretzels. If there's a Wetzel's pretzels there, my kids go nuts for it.

Well, all I can tell you is that I don't eat Cinnabon anymore. But when I did, I remember thinking, how could something taste better than this? Especially when you're high. If you were ever someone who's high. I don't get high that much anymore. Cupcakes are my... I prefer a cupcake. I'm going to be honest with you, Zach.

I don't get high that much anymore. Yeah, you do. Are you lying? I'm looking for the weed that's going to get me high now. I've smoked so much. Oh, I see what's happened. You just gained a tolerance to be normal. Got to elevate to that shatter wax.

What's that? Oh, shit. Holy cow. Let's get into it. No, we're not getting into that. No? No, these people didn't tune in for how to get high because you're so used to your marijuana podcast. It's a clip show!

I know. Audience, we do have to tell you, we have to fill this one with a lot of just shooting the shit because it's a clip show. I mean, how do I talk about a montage of physical comedy? I don't know. All I can tell you is that when you made enough episodes to get a clip show,

you're stoked because they pay you the same amount of money, but you don't really do anything. Well, not just that. I mean, if you really watch, if you watched it like we did, don't skip this. First of all, don't skip it. You could tell we're having such a good time. Like we did a lot of really cool things.

And I'm my idol, Indiana Jones. You know what I mean? I'm also my other idol, Han Solo. You know what I mean? Like, there's so many things that happen. You're running around in so many prosthetics, it's ridiculous. I know. But I like from, we can talk about the seven minutes of original content.

I like that I make a joke about the very idea of a clip show. I say, like some clip show from a bad sitcom, too lazy to come up with a fresh story. I like that. I like the meta-ness of making fun of ourselves. Yeah, and we do it often. By the way, the funniest of that physical comedy montage is the cowboy switch we did with Ken.

I was about to say, that's the greatest. To remind you audience members who don't know what that is, that's when the stuntman, the camera doesn't cut, but Ken's hiding right below the lens, right? So the car's coming. The stuntman does that insane fall,

roll out of the car off camera, and then Ken just stands up, and it's so seamless. It's one of the best it's one of the best physical comedy moments in scrubs history i agree with you i think it's probably the best because you really believe that that old man the best is the best is me going underwater in the scooter well that's how they started so they started with that one and ended with and ended with him like those are the two best for sure sure. I liked when I said, whenever I think about these memories,

the fray is playing. And then the fray song starts playing. Not that fray song. Not that fray song. This fray song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was a great thing. That's another great thing about this show.

We talk about it a lot. We have great music all the time. But if you're invested the way, because we watch it and we're invested, these musical montages meant everything if you're a fan of the show. Because it not only gives you the feel of the show, because you've heard these songs that we play on it, but also you're going through these wonderful moments with the characters. And at the end when Raiden plays, you feel sad again. It's amazing that no matter how many fucking times I hear that, where do you think we are? I get full body goosebumps.

And I've seen it nine zillion times. I got full body goosebumps when you hear Raiden playing and then Winter. And then where do you think we are? Dude. And then we go through the deaths. Yeah. There's like different themes. There's like the dancing montage.

There's the wacky fantasy montage. I really liked me as the pro wrestler saying, I'm going to probe you. I'm going to probe you because I'm the intern. And I love our pimp strut. I mean, our pimp strut is one of my favorite fantasies we ever did. Yeah. I say, I'm trying to advise you guys How you can fantasize All you have to do is tilt your head to the left

And let your mind run free Like an eagle There's so many great I didn't know that Elliot's first sex dream Was Mr. Hooper choking her Well that makes sense. It tracks.

I guess so. I don't think Mr. Hooper would ever do that in real life. Didn't he just pass? Mr. Hooper? Mr. Hooper passed when we were kids, dude. Wait, a famous beloved Sesame Street character who's a real human being just passed away. Joelle, you're on it.

I am on it. Yeah, the guy who played Mr. Hooper died in 1982. It is a very interesting story point that a suicidal guy doesn't succeed and then wakes up in the hospital and has no memory. And then I'm sure someone's made this movie, right? It sounds like such a good plot for a movie but that's was our our tiny plot for this clip show was that he didn't remember so someone had to eventually jd was avoiding telling him why he was in the hospital how it

happened because the guy didn't know that he was suicidal and then at the end you know when it gets all warm and and fuzzy sarah sar was like, I'll be the one. Sarah went in and did it, told him. Yeah, why did Elliot decide to do that? I don't know. I don't know. It seems like it would have been appropriate for JD to do it, but I guess it was about, like, we're all in this together, you know?

I can't do this all on my own. And so she was like, oh, Luis. Luis or Louis? Oh, Luis is who died. Emilio Delgado played Luis for 44 years. He played the part for 44 years on Sesame Street. I worked with him on Sesame Street. I was on Sesame Street,

but I only got to work with Telly. I love Telly. You saw my thing, right? About the word anxious. Anxious. It's a great one. Telly is the saw my thing, right, about the word anxious? Anxious. It's a great one. Telly is the most anxious Muppet ever in the history of Muppets. If you guys haven't seen this, audience friends,

go on YouTube and look up Zach Braff Telly Anxious, and I explain. It's pretty funny. I get a Fight Club reference in there. Wow. I'm one of the only people that's ever gotten a Fight Club reference on to Sesame Street. Wow. But it's great it's it's actually i'm not just treating my own horn it's a great

way to explain to a young child the concept of anxiousness anxiety so i'm patting me and telly on the back we're more telly well we nailed it we nailed it in telly you stuck you definitely stuck the landing good takeoff and you stuck the landing did you i'm telling you guys right now joelle without saying anything how did you feel about dr strange just don't sam raimi did what Sam Raimi was going to do. Didn't expand as far as I thought it would. And okay. I'm going to translate that. You know how Key and Peele do the Obama translator? I will now translate.

That shit was boring as fuck. No. No, right? No? It's not my favorite. It is far from my favorite Sorry Donald I'm still excited to see it I'm getting a burger with my friends

And then I'll be there Yeah you'll be there with some animal face in your pocket Enjoy Enjoy that shit dude Donald do you want to fly down here tomorrow and come to F1 weekend with me? I do, but I'm not going to. If Casey were as good a wife as you've described her, she'd let you come to the Snoop Dogg Club. She's already said go through, but she's going Sunday to shop.

I just told you that. Oh, I just remembered it's Mother's Day. You can't come to F1 weekend. I'm going to tell you something right now. But this is how dope my wife is. My wife would be like, all right, go. And still love me. That is how cool she is.

And to your credit, you realize it's Mother's Day and you can't. There's no way! I know, but that's how cool Casey she is. She'd roll her eyes and be like, fine. Yeah, she's like, bring me a souvenir. You better bring me something back. Bring me something from the club.

Give me a dollar from the floor of 11. Oh, my God, that'd be the worst. I'm not going to the club. Cut to you and me on social media somebody's social media dancing with Snoop Snoop Dogg with the blunt and me after saying to all y'all I would never smoke a blunt after somebody else smoked that shit

him passing it to me and being like yep woo yeah that would be a lot of loud wait hold up are you allowed to I was at the opening weekend of 11 as a lot of loud 11 is very wait hold up are you allowed to 11 i was at the opening weekend of 11 as a matter of fact oh shit okay now daniel i understand it daniel old daniel i understand it as a mixture first of all women it's like one of those places where women go just as

much as men it's like a club right it's a club there's also like a strip club section or something most certainly i would say the entire thing is centered around like the the uh performance of a strip club but it's like way more there's a stage for like a dj and stuff like that but in the center of the room is a pole a floor like it's still a strip club and there's dollars similar okay i thought you were gonna say it was similar donald would casey be upset if you made it rain? No, she wouldn't be upset if I made it rain. She would be. Here's the wonderful thing.

I don't think she'd be upset if I was at the strip club. I think she'd be upset if I was freaking trying to pick up strippers, though. Right, right. Well, I think this is the kind of club where she would go to. It's like a club that just happens to be naked women dancing. Don't get it twisted. She'll jump on that motherfucking pole, too. Don't get it twisted.

She might not take her clothes off, but she'll go for a little swing. Casey, back in the day, used to love a club. Casey, back in the day, used to love a table in a club, too. Yeah, Casey used to dance on that table. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Those are the old days, Donald.

Them days is over, man. But you could live them again. You in Miami. Everything's legal in Miami. I'm not going to the club. I'm hanging out with Bill. Bill's going to in Miami. I'm not going to the club. I'm hanging out with Bill. Bill's going to be like, when are we going to the club? Bill is not going to go to the club.

First of all, I don't like clubs, A. When's the last time you've been to a club? If I'm at the club, it means I got wasted, and I'm going to have the worst hangover the next day. I can't wait to hear from you tomorrow and be like, yo, so we got wasted. You're never going to believe where I ended up. No, I'm trying not to drink like that no more. Although Casey got us these patches once. I keep trying to track them down.

Remember that, Donald? This was such a hashtag 40s thing that you put on your lower back when you're going to go have a night out, and it supposedly secretes everything you need to not have a hangover the next day. It worked. I don't remember if it was psychosomatic or not. Well, it worked.

I just had a nasty taste in my mouth, like a vitamin-y taste in my mouth. That's all I remember. Oh, really? I just wondered if because you put it on, it's psychosomatic, and then thus you're more conscious. Conscious?

Conscious. You're more conscious of drinking more water because you're like, oh, I put that patch on. I want to make sure that shit works. I mean, that is the honest-to-goodness key. If you're going to get drunk, pound water. That's all I do. When I was a kid, I used to pound a gallon of water before I went to bed. You were funny, but we never spoke about you getting drunk at Amanda's birthday party.

I wasn't that drunk. You were pretty funny, dude. You were loud. You thought you were whispering to your wife, but you were at the table at regular volume. You're like, we got to get out of here. He thought he was whispering. I do remember saying that. He's like, aren't you over this?

Let's go home. That was funny. But then he wanted to make sure he had all his to-go bags lined up because the food, there was plenty left over food. I didn't even need to-go bags. I didn't take any to-go bags home. Yes, you definitely took to-go bags home. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

Casey might have, but I didn't. Oh, I don't know. I just thought you were like waiting for your to-go bags. No, get out of here. She didn't even blow out her candles. This dude's like collecting his to-go bags. I was so tired, man. When we got there, I was already tired.

Why do people do that? Why do people throw parties at 7 o'clock at night, 8 o'clock at night? What the fuck, man? 4 o'clock. 4 o'clock in the afternoon? That sounds about like a normal time to party. The other thing about Miami is people go out late, right? Because it's that kind of vibe.

I just got like, oh, don't worry. We got a dinner reservation at 9.30. I'm like, what? 9.30? Second dinner? 9.30? When am I supposed to eat till 9.30? Okay, so there was a time.

We went to Miami. This is how old we are. This is what happened. We went to Miami once, right? Dinner at 9.15. That's some bullshit. Listen to this we me it was me you casey i think sarah sarah chalked yeah sarah chalk came with us we were coming back from um from the bahamas bill and krista and we're all getting to miami and we're

like yo we're going out tonight and krista's, there's no fucking way we're doing it like this. And we're like, yeah, you are, Krista. You're going out. We were trying to peer pressure her. And we were like, we're going to get dinner reservations at 9 and then we're going to go to the club. Did we do it? Yeah.

But she resisted for so long. She was like, 9 o'clock. She was like, what about 6? And we clowned Krista for like so long she was like nine o'clock she was like what about six and we clowned krista for like but by the way we were like six o'clock right six o'clock krista six o'clock for real and she was like yeah six o'clock she went to dinner at nine o'clock she was so tired and now i know exactly what she now you know all right let's we're gonna take a quick break and i'm sorry we don't have much to talk about. It's a clip show.

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Play that song, Daniel. We got a call. You gave us a holler. We can talk, start a war, show, sing, show tunes, you know, got a call. You gave us a holler. We can talk Star Wars or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller. Smoke some jazz cabbage. Maybe talk about the episode. So come on, Joel, let's get the show on

the road. Give it up for Daniel Lewis! Yes! We really need you to be interesting because we had a clip show. You're on a clip show. It's a clip show.

We didn't have much to say because it's just montages of shit that happened. You know, it's a clip show. So I think the audience is going to get the most out of... And then we talked about a club in Miami that's half club, half strip club. And then that's really it. We talked about Leo and Toby.

We talked about F1 racing. And cigarette boats. Actually, we didn't talk about... Anyway, it may not be our best episode. We talked about Doctor Strange and the multiverse of madness. We really need you to bring it. I saw that last night um

no spoilers no spoilers but what were your thoughts I loved it I um I love the Marvel Universe but it's kind of just the Marvel Universe at this point and Sam Raimi was like now we're gonna add some stuff to this that you weren't prepared

to see and And even though it's not perfect, it was much more entertaining to watch. Okay. There's a counterpoint to some of the points that have been mentioned. I love Sam Raimi. I love Sam Raimi also.

I can tell you from working with him, you will never meet a nicer human being in the world he's the nicest person I've ever met and he's a very loyal he's very loyal to his actors also like Bruce Campbell although I don't know

why I wasn't in this movie Sam because I know you're an avid listener to the podcast if Donald's not in Star Wars yet you don't get to be in Marvel I know but he is super loyal, and I was the monkey in Oz the Great and Powerful, and where's my part? You know what, Zach?

What? She nailed it. She nailed it. Do you know that Sam wears a suit and tie the entire time he's directing? Like a bow tie or a tie? No, no, a regular tie, but tied up. He's like old school Hitchcock. His brother wears a bow tie. Every time I see, no, a regular tie, but tied up. It's like old school Hitchcock.

His brother wears a bow tie. Every time I see his brother, well, not every time, but sometimes when I see his brother, his brother has a bow tie on. And it could be like late at night and he's exhausted. He's still got that suit and tie on. Tied all the way up? I got to tell you, where I'm staying in South Beach, I have a view of all the cruise ships going out.

And on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, they go out like every 10 minutes and i'm just thinking like these people are getting on cruise ships right now still they had they had a breakout on one of the carnival jump of course they're gonna have a breakout yes yeah people were pissed dude you're not catching me on a cruise ship Alright, sorry, Danielle Let me ask you this Since we're talking about Strange and the Multiverse of Madness How many times did you see it, Joelle?

We aren't talking about it anymore, though Twice Dang, already? No, because she went to a press screening She's the journalist She's the journalist and they get advanced screenings and shit like that. Alright, Danielle, go ahead. What's your question for us? I was

going to point out first. I know it's kind of hard to tell, but I made sure to rep my Star Wars. Bible first? Well, this one's just specifically Darth Vader. I'm not part of that, but we do have that here in Albuquerque. But I also promised my boyfriend, and I know it's hard to see,

but I have the hot toy man. No, I see the Mandalorian. I see that. I was going to comment on it. Right on. But then, I'm going to get really weird fangirling right now. My whole wall behind me is my Zach Rathwa. Oh my god.

Oh. Wow. I have all the pops. I have your brother Joshua's book I have your screenplay I have a VHS and a DVD of I have all the prints from the release with Wish I Was Here I have my thing oh my god

you guys can I just say something real quick I'm not going to say anything rude I want to thank you very very much for motioning towards Star Wars Can I just say something real quick? Don't say anything rude yet. I'm not going to say anything rude. I want to thank you very, very much for motioning towards Star Wars and giving me something first. Because what you've just shown this man is very, very nice. But I want the audience to know that this young lady has a shrine to my work. I've never seen anything like that.

That means so much to me. Thank you so much. That's very nice of you. The only thing I'm missing is your head. I wish I was here. I wish I was here. Vinyl. Cause I have the,

um, all right, well, Joelle, let's get her, uh, her information and I'll send you a signed. Wish I was here.

Vinyl. Oh, that's very nice. No problem. I promise you. And, and if you're a fan of those films you're going to love

the new one it's really the best thing I think I've ever made I'm not just saying that I've grown up a bit as a filmmaker and I think it's the best thing I've made so get ready I'm excited for everybody to see this

I'm excited for everybody to see this I'm excited for everybody to see it Alabama Jackson was phenomenal but that's not on the wall it's alright it's alright it's quite alright listen you did enough by just talking about

Star Wars not only did she have a shrine to me there's a tattoo we haven't even spoken about. Let's see the tattoo. I've met both of you before. Was I a dick when we met? Slow down. I wasn't a dick, was I?

Did I meet you at a coffee shop in Albuquerque? Oh, now I... But you didn't have red hair like that. No, I didn't. Did I meet you when I had blonde hair. Did I meet you when I was out there doing the wave? No, no, no. Unfortunately, I got to meet you for two seconds when you handed me a mic at the Wish I Was Here release.

Gotcha. Well, when I was down there shooting the De Niro movie, I lived next to next door to a coffee shop and I would go to this coffee shop every day and we ran into each other and you were very lovely and kind. And you said, I have a tattoo related to your work. And can you can you show it to Donald, Daniel and Joelle? So this is the maybe that's all family really is a group of people who miss the same imaginary place and that is Zach Braff's signature so when I met her she had the quote from Garden State when I say maybe that's all a family really is

a group of people that miss the same imaginary place and she said she had had it tattooed and it's big you guys it's like six inches sizable yeah it's sizable it looked like a commandment plate is what it looked like. It's the size of a commandment plate. And then when I ran into her, she said, would you sign it with a Sharpie?

And so I, of course, was so honored and a little bit dumbfounded, but signed it. And then you had my signature tattooed. So, wow. Thank you so much. I think you might be my number one fan. You certainly like my work more than Donald, and he's my best friend.

I like your work. Are you prepared to get a tattoo of any of my writing on your body? No. What if I pay for it? Dr. Wu, it could be something like from Scrubs. No. It could be something like from scrubs. No, something that's really important for me to notate right now is in scrubs, which again,

like my favorite obsession show of all time. Turk is by far the best character. And I really want to point that out. Cause I think it's important. I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, but I ain't on your wall.

You know what I mean? Let's keep it 100 down. The DVDs are up there. Oh, she's got the Funko Pop. Hold on, hold on, hold on. She's my own. I'm a truck with her shirt. I love you and I love the Star Wars and I love your boyfriend more for putting the Mandalorian up. I appreciate it.

But let's keep it 100. You didn't start this shit off with, and this is my, Turk is the best character on Scrubs' wall, did you? No. You started with, this is my Zach Braff wall. So you don't have, Turk is my favorite character on Scrubs,

tattooed on your body. You got Zach Braff's name and a signature. It's on her body, dude. Your name is on her body. You got Zach Braff's name and a signature. Not yet. It's on her body, dude. Your name is on her body. Okay? So she can sit here and say that Turk... Remember when we talked about yelling? I know. But she's sitting here trying to tell me that Turk's her favorite character. I know who your

favorite... You don't have to do that! I'm willing to admit... I'm good with it all! I'm willing to admit... I'm willing to admit you're one of the top five characters on scrubs oh fuck yeah all right all right we gotta move on we gotta move on in well why you wrote in tell us why you wrote in so during covid and actually when i met you last time, I was working at a funeral home. I was a licensed embalmer. And then I switched right before COVID hit into directing. So I was meeting with the families and arranging the funeral.

Right. Like six feet under. Yes, very much so. Which must be a favorite show of yours, because that show's amazing. No, last time we talked, you said that must be your favorite show. And I still have never watched it. Oh. Watch it.

Well, I'm sorry when someone says they're an embalmer i my brain my brain goes for like okay what's the next conversation thing you can think of six feet under great tv show daniel i've only seen the last episode i know we don't talk about it i have actually i know that's so annoying to me it really is so annoying all right so go ahead go ahead. Oh, shut up. Go ahead, Danielle. So the reason I decided to finally write in, which I felt kind of selfish doing, because I've had the opportunity to see you guys before. But my main thing is how forgotten the funeral industry was during COVID. And I know it's a little bit late to the game, but I still think it's really important. Because when COVID hit, I mean, we, we didn't have tests. We didn't have PPE because all of it was getting sold out. My manager did a back alleyway deal to get PPE for the people who were picking up the people who died of COVID. Wow. It was horrifying.

And then in the like funeral arrangement rooms where like we were, you know, we tried to do everything over the phone because Cause you really can. It's pretty simple. Right. I've done it. I I've, I've been through the experience, um, for, um, before. And, um, it's where you go and you like, look at the display and you, and you, and you choose a casket and, uh, it's so, uh, horrible. So I was someone like you who's got a great attitude and,

and I'm imagine is very empathetic is probably good at it but our guy was a little bit cold i didn't like him easy to get that way like it sucks but like that's that's part of the reason i eventually ended up leaving because i couldn't handle it it was late into 2020 i hadn't seen friends or family when everyone was kind of being able to kind of get together. It was affecting my boyfriend, his room or our roommates, but the families were so saying everything firsthand. I know nothing is harder than having to arrange and be a part of this when your loved one just died. And it's weird too, because you're like, well, I want the best for them.

And then the funeral person's like, well, then you want the XR247, because if you really love your loved one, you want this casket. And you're like, well, that's a lot of money for that casket. We're just going to put it in the ground, right? And then you're like, but you wouldn't dare put them in the L249-er. That's disrespectful. That's a double lie. Well, for us, I worked at a low-income general home.

So we specialized in making it as cheap as possible. Oh, good, good. I went to one where they were trying to talk you into the – I mean, I don't mean the guy was – he wasn't exactly a used car salesman, but he definitely wants you to spend a lot of money on a lot of stuff. Yeah. So it was hard because like the families, when they would come in, like you would have to ask them, you know, okay, have you been exposed to COVID-19? And we'd have people lying to us left and right. And then we get the death certificate back. The person died of COVID. So they were risking the lives of our

people. Like one of our main arrangers had kids at home. Nonetheless, kids who, you know, really could have, you know, succumbed to that. That's horrible. Well, thank you for doing that and doing it at a place for a low-income place on top of that. I imagine COVID had to be hard for uh the funeral industry uh especially they ran out of space yeah i mean did you have to did you have to get like an external

freezer refrigerator we had it on standby and it was ready to be used um luckily we have a our office of medical investigators who are trying to hold them as men bodies as much as they could because external is kind of sketchy like we were in a bad area of town we're like oh great someone's gonna break in and steal somebody well how long how long people steal people what do they steal it was a fear it was how long how long usually when someone dies and you get the body at the funeral home till the funeral happens, usually? I mean, pre-COVID? Before COVID, pre-COVID, yeah. So, but during COVID, it was like months, right?

Were you guys holding bodies for, you guys were holding bodies for months until people weren't able to bury their loved ones. That's, mm. for months until people were weren't able to bury their loved ones that's and especially because our area has a lot of very religious families so it's very important to have a full catholic funeral it's it's important to them so it's not like they just got to like oh it's fine just get them in the ground because those things we could get pretty quick or cremations i mean we were behind just by like two weeks versus months. So it was just really dependent. I helped my friend with his mom. Like

it was. Wow. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where the bright side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new, and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to have a little fun, to learn something new, and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you.

Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states.

I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself, it's running into

who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel partner. Jean! Jean Fodor! Jean!

Much of the joy you will find on the road is choosing the right travel partner. Jean! Eugene Fodor! Jean, who's budding? Much of the joy you will find on the road comes from the person you share it with. So you write the books, Jean, and the last hour on the business. I understand now. He's a wise man, Marie is a wiser woman. But be careful and choose your travel partner well,

because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas. Get down! I'm not stupid, Gene. Something is going on in its high time you tell me the truth. Freeze, Americano! Gene, run! So travel before it's too late.

Your money will return. Your time won't. And we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Your time won't, and we're all too quickly approaching that final destination. Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s. She looked like a million bucks.

With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million.

Approximately $11 million. Nearly $10 million was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season five, The Athlete Whisperer, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, Danielle, do you have a question for us or anything?

We can fix your life, whatever you want. I got all of it ready so okay go what's your question uh so i want to start with my friend's question he was actually here but he had to go back to work okay well donald was late it's his fault my bad yo i went and saw dr strange and then my computer died and by the way this motherfucker tried to play it off like he had an appointment he was at the fucking movies i didn't tried to play it off like he had an appointment. He was at the fucking movies. I didn't try to play it off like I had an appointment. Yeah. Donald can only do after 4.15. I didn't try to play it off like I had an appointment. I just said I didn't give you all of the information.

I was selective in the information I gave you. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead, Daniel. So I would like to ask his question since he didn't get to make it. And he's the reason I got to see you the first time. He sold me the ticket to go see you because he was going to and he couldn't make it. Your friend sold it to

you? He didn't just give it? No, no. It was... Look, we're in Albuquerque. That was an expensive trip. No, I get it. Just let the woman speak, Donald. My bad, dude. He wanted to know, upcoming, do you guys get to have

any musical workings together? Because obviously the commercial from the Christmas song and then you get the T-Mobile commercials. Did they get to do anything? I would love that. More than anything, someone suggested to me that we do an old school style

musical film together, Donald. That would be fucking dope. I would love to do La La Land. Like Bing Crosby. No, not La La Land. Like Bing Crosby, I guess, and Sinatra would do, right? Aren't there movies with like these old guys? Rat Pack movies, yeah.

Or like Abbott and Costello or Jerry Lewis. No, he was telling me about, actually, you know who it was? It was Kevin, our old boom man on Scrubs. I'm going to circle this all back to Scrubs. I'm down here shooting in Miami, and we have the same sound department, because Bill is Mr. Loyal, of course, that we had on Scrubs. It's Joe Foglia and his boom op, Kevin. And Kevin was saying how much he loved us singing in the T-Mobile ad.

By the way, we have a new T-Mobile ad. I don't know if you saw it on our socials. Check it out. It's pretty funny. Everyone loves how Donald's in the closet in the ad. Oh, yeah. That one. A tip to the podcast.

But he was like, you guys should should everyone loves it when you guys sing you should do like a like some sort of you know i forgot he was referencing these movies i don't know is it's like the road to something or like the road to rio or something can you look that up you guys they're like these old school movies where like they'd be on the road and then they just start they break into song yeah it's called the road to rio uh norman z mcleod was the director who is this two stars of it bing crosby and bob hope yeah bob bing crosby big hope there you go we could do something like that donald oh we'd love singing we'd love singing we just need someone to write us a song because um I guess we could do old standards too I feel like you guys could do it though Have you heard Donald's raps

That he used to do I know he doesn't do them anymore Because he's phoning it in now But listen If we ever take the show on the road There is talk of touring this show In the fall There's a little bit of rumblings

And then Donald road there is talk of touring this show um in the fall there's a little bit of rumblings right joelle aren't there some beginnings of rumblings yes and then donald maybe we could have a song or two that we sang that that wasn't guy love or the obvious that was something like a surgeon and a duck no like an old standard i really can't stay no No, not that song either. Something like, don't know much about history. I like big butts and I cannot lie. I thought you had a whole no more yelling thing. Well, it was open. It was wide open.

It was like- When you got home, I have a question. When you got home from Doctor Strange and you knew you were late for the podcast- I wasn't late. I wasn't late. I was on time. Okay, did you have a bong When you got home from Dr. Strange and you knew you were late for the podcast. I wasn't late. I wasn't late. I was on time.

Okay, did you have a bong hit? No, Zach. I had a few bong hits. I didn't have a bong hit. It's legal here. What'd you say? It's just not legal here. Oh, legal in Albuquerque?

Yeah, but y'all was doing drugs in Albuquerque way before that. Let's keep it 100. Let's keep it 100. Let's keep it 100. There are no strangers to drugs there, I can tell you, by spending some time there. Why are you telling us to be quiet? Don't tell us to be quiet about that shit.

No, I don't want to give Albuquerque a bad name. There's lovely people like Danielle in Albuquerque, but there's also zombies, yo. Zombies. Zombies. Zombies. It is. Well, I don't know what they're on, but you walk down the wrong street and you see like

Walking Dead. It's like the thriller video. Oh, no. I'm sure they are very nice. I've had some of the best times of my life in Albuquerque New Mexico I stayed at the Andalus Andalus

what is it called they got a nice hotel but when you leave it it looks like the beginning of a thriller coming at you at night ok you're not wrong you don't just walk anywhere what yeah but during the day it's nice they got that that coffee shop where i met you great coffee shop there you go

delightful that whole area that sawmill market is amazing oh yeah i by the way that's new and that wasn't there that was under construction when i was there and that looked like that was going to be really cool it's beautiful so next time i'm back in albuquerque i'm going to go to the sawmill market please do all right what's your next question um so i i'm not gonna this is gonna be more of a statement um these you guys should definitely review season nine of scrubs because it gets so much flack and it's so good. Okay, that's it. No one's ever said that to us.

So that's. I think people. Hold up. Let me get this straight. What was your favorite part of season nine? Season nine of Scrubs is so good. And you're going to go on the records and say this. I have said it constantly.

Drew is amazing. Denise, they're. I don't even know who you're talking about who play who is drew and who is denise oh boy that's not a good look tom you know you know these people eliza coop was funny um who did she play carrie bichet was funny who did what was the name of the characters that they played i have no i never watched it yeah exactly denise which is season eight it's gonna be the most it's gonna be the most fun for me to watch because danielle i've never seen i've never seen one episode in season nine and i was in the first six yeah it's it's look i know people don't like it as much but it has all the same humor

you had dave franco you had d Dave Franco. And he's phenomenal. Yeah. What was the name of his character in season 9? I don't know. Joelle, can you look this up? Oh! Joelle, give us the main non-Me and Donald cast of

season 9. I think Cox is on there too. Johnny's on there with us also. Yeah. And Sarah comes for like four episodes or something like that also the guy what the guy whose name i can't think of right now um he's on the show i'm watching with um about the about the the guy the girl who convicted of man i know i called him i called him michael i thought his name his name is michael uh uh i was calling him michaellow, like the dude from fucking. Okay, Dave Franco played Cole Aronson.

Yo, I was calling him Michael Winslow from Police Academy. And I remember he threw a party. Season nine, he threw a party, and I didn't get invited. And I was like, how come Michael Winslow didn't invite me to his damn party? And everybody's like, because that's not his name, Donald. Maybe because you've been calling him Michael Winslow. Yeah, he was the one that lived on the yurt for a little bit. What's his name?

What's the name of that actor? I'm just going to IMDb. Eliza Koop played Denise Mahoney. If I look up the show I'm watching, what's it called? Carrie Bichet played Lucy Bennett, and she had the voiceover. What's the show I'm watching? The Girl from Plainville. Yeah, she says a line that's what the fraggle rock,

and I say that to this day because it kills me. I love it. That's funny. Michael Mosley. It's Michael Mosley. Michael Mosley. It's Michael Mosley. Michael Mosley. He's the best character. And yeah.

Okay. It's so much better if they would have named it interns and got rid of all the older cast. I think it would have done amazing. Also, they should have got rid of Zach and myself as well, right? I think you could have stuck in there A little bit longer You know you started off as my favorite

Listen You should watch The girl from Plainville Danielle Because it's got Michael Mosley in it And he's doing a very good job as a lawyer He had the other one I want to say it was Sirens.

Yes. Yeah, which was hilarious. Don't forget Nikki Whalen. Shout out, Nikki Whalen. Nikki Whalen, shout out. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald.

All right. It's time for Albuquerque, New Mexico's favorite segment. It's time to fix your life. So I don't really like my namesake. I have my dad's last name and not a great person. So I've been seriously thinking about legally changing my last name. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Um, so I've been seriously thinking about legally changing my last name. Yeah. Now.

Okay. Go. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. So I want to know what your guys' suggestion would be for my new last name. There's one, there's one that's in first place right now. Okay. Now what about the boyfriend?

Might you marry him and take his name? Uh, we discussed that we're not planning on the whole marriage thing. We've been together 10 years almost, but, um i was saying unless we get married now i'm not gonna like change it to his name and then we get married in the future okay okay i think less and less people are gonna get married in the future donald because look at this young woman she's like no we're in love 10 years fuck it yeah exactly but it's easier out too yeah you just fucking grab your shit and run i'm gonna take i'm gonna take my shit you take your shit you want the house yeah you can keep it if you want it you can keep it if you want it i'm gonna bounce i'm just gonna bounce unless

there's kids of course we're joking unless there's children of course all right there's kids and you can't be doing that. I know. That was a joke related to couples that don't have kids. All right. Listen, Danielle, what are the two contenders, or do you want us to just pitch ideas? I will tell you the number one contender after you pitch some ideas. Okay, Donald, go.

Daniel and Joelle, feel free to play this game, too. What's a cool name for Danielle? We know that she's – we kind of get a sense of her taste, which is impeccable because she likes Star Wars and my films. Listen, Danielle Calrissian. I was literally about to fucking say that. I'm not even joking. That's pretty sick, honestly.

That was about to roll off the tongue. Danielle Calrissian is pretty damn good. Am I too white to have that name? Okay. No. Okay. No. Listen, man, there's a bunch of phasons that are white. There's a phazon North Carolina. There's black phasons, white phasons.

Why can't Calrissian be a dope name for you? I do like it. If it was O, you'd be Daniello. Just pitching. I'm just throwing some paint up on the canvas, Joelle. I like it. No, I like it. I like it. I have the most boring last name in the history of the world.

No, it's not, and you're down to get down. Remember the song? What's my middle name? All right, Joelle, do you have any ideas for danielle uh sega danielle sega yes that makes me sound like a superhero i like i like luna as a last name because it's sort of nebulous not really grounded not really grounded in anything. It sounds a bit like a performer at 11.

But I get it. Danielle. Oh, I got a good one. Danielle Farkless. Farkless? Farkless. Like Glenn Farkless. Glenn Livid. Glenn Farkless. Danielle Farkless? Farkless. Like Glenn Farkless, Glenn Livid, Glenn Farkless, Danielle Farkless.

There's a banner. Danielle, wait. There's a banner going by for a club on the beach, and I'm just going to pitch it. Danielle Omnia. Omnia's not bad. This might be a sign from God. It might be a sign from God.

I think that's a club. Why'd you pick that name? Well, you see. I suggested it from a banner on the beach. I mean, just think about it, Danielle. If while you asked some perfect strangers to name you, a banner went by and it said Omnia. I'm going to put money on it that when we see Danielle again,

her last name is going to be Omnia. Yeah. Or here comes the other one. I'm going to put money on it that when we see Danielle again, her last name is going to be Omnia. Yeah. Yeah. Or the other one. Here we go. Danielle club. 11. It's going to be Daniel.

Daniel. Omnia. I have a feeling it's going to be Daniel. Omnia. All right. We're a contender. All right. What's your suggestion? He has the closest name to me.

That's true. Come on. How about, how about Daniel Paloma? Ooh. That sounds bougie. I was trying to think of something that sounds, something that sounds, you know, European in some fashion. Yeah, like I can go to France and it'll be good.

Okay, go ahead. What's the number one? Give us the top two contenders. We don't want to know what the number one contender is. Okay, so number two suggested from my friend is Phantom, because then I'd be... Danny Phantom? That's funny. And then, because I

normally go by Danny, and the other one is because I have three tattoos relating to the Lord Almighty himself, Mr. DeVito. So all my, Mr. DeVito. So all my friends call me DeVito. Danny DeVito would be the best day ever. Please.

Please. Please. It's pretty amazing. Please. Is if I did get married to my boyfriend, it would be, we would change it to Danny DeVito. Cute. Danny DeVito. i like danny devito better danny you're gonna get a laugh every time you introduce

yourself to someone which is danny devito yeah it's a nice breaker fine with that i i i take it and he's so far he's a clean slate and I love it so what does a clean slate mean? he doesn't have any concerning things he's not a problematic he's not a problematic movie star is what she's saying

got it I would try and think of Faison it's very nice Danny Faison so one of my um i would try and think of phazon it's very nice daniel danny phazon so one of my friends suggested one of your names and i said i may be a super fan but i can't be like that bad because it was danny braff me when the t-mobile commercial aired they were like oh my god did you know they're in a commercial danny braff it just doesn't sound like a nice name danny israel brown Danny Braff. It does sound like a nice name. Danny Israel Braff.

Largeman. Danny Largeman. That's not bad. Danielle Largeman. I mean, you got the tattoo already. All right, Danielle, we got to go because Donald decided to go see a movie and it was a clip show.

Audience, I know what you're thinking. This wasn't your best. And we're willing you're thinking. This wasn't your best. And we're willing to admit that. It wasn't our best. Hold on. This was a fucking great show. Hold on. We talked about some really cool stuff.

Let's do a, you know what we should do is do a rewatch of this. No, we should do a rewatch of this podcast. We started it off where I tried to jump on at 115, and guess what happened? Oh, my God. You fucked up. You started at 150. We started at 150 instead. At that moment when I came on, I was full of energy.

Zach was not. He was ready to get off the podcast. He wanted to go home. You know what I did, by the way? You know what I did, by the way? Because I'm such a good friend, and you were doing your fucking bullshit marvel i i read all the ads i read all the ads ready for you yeah i love you for that what a champ i love you for that yeah i love you for that and so then zach read the ads i got on with a bunch of energy he was pissed that he had

to read the ads but eventually i say i like i didn't mind reading the ads. I didn't mind reading the ads. I like reading the ads. I'm pissed that you implied to us. I never implied anything. You did imply that this was schedule dependent. And it's because you went to a fucking movie. I was 15 minutes late. I was 15 minutes late because I went to a fucking movie. And then the 15 minutes turned into another. Anyway, I apologize to you guys.

I'm so sorry. I apologize. I am so, so sorry. Not to the fans, but to Daniel, Zach. I promise to. Danny Largeman, I can't wait to hang out with you again when I come to Albuquerque, and you can help protect me from the cast of Thriller.

I feel really good at it. You can tell me which alleyway not to walk down. Because you start seeing them do this fucking shit. What's that Thriller move, Donald, where they go up with their arms like this? It's like the, I don't know if it's like the creeper. It's like the ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And you're like, we're just trying to shoot. We'll be out of your way.

We'll be gone in 10 minutes. All right. We love you all. Is it like that in Florida? I love you, man. I miss you. No, you don't. Florida sounds terrible.

Well, I'm on Miami Beach right now now and i can't complain it's very pretty i'm in bill lawrence's fancy condo that he rented while he shoots this vince vaughn tv show um so i cannot complain it looks beautiful behind you do you want to see the view from look yes oh wow stunning gorgeous it's pretty it's still Florida but it's pretty you scared of Florida I spent some time there it's uh I'd rather be in Albuquerque

everybody we gotta go we miss you we love you we love you and um and thank you for listening and I hope this was somewhat entertaining um Donald do you want to say anything in closing I do what was you doing. Donald, do you want to say anything in closing? I do. What was you doing in Florida, girl? Oh, my God.

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