Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 613: My Scrubs

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

On this week's episode, Kelso takes the fun-colored hospital scrubs away when he discovers the staff of Sacred Heart is stealing them, forcing everyone to wear drab brown. In the real world, our giant water bottles are back baby! PS - please don't send us poo picks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The giant water bottle is back, everyone. And I do have to give a shout out to Liquid IV. They're our sponsor, but I don't need to mention it in i'm not required to mention it uh while we're talking but i if you put the liquid iv packet in the the the drink i swear i drink it i will literally drink the whole thing because it tastes good it tastes amazing and and and it's no calories, right? I don't believe there's any calories. No, it's like creating a energy drink when you do it. You know what I mean?

When you throw the liquid IV in there, you're creating an energy drink of hydration. All I know is I'm drinking it. I actually drink it. When it's just water and ice, I will not drink it. But I put a liquid IV packet in it, and I drink it. I'm going to show you something real quick. There you go, Liquid IV. I'm going to show you something. What?

I can't believe it. My second water bottle. He literally just pulled up his. Go ahead, Daniel. Pull up your giant water bottle. Pull up your giant water bottle. Okay, well, I have the giant water bottle right here. But that's not giant enough.

It's not as big. You're right. It's not as big. But I was playing Ultimate Frisbee on Tuesday night, and someone was talking about, God, I have these new packets for my water. It's so giant enough. It's not as big. You're right. It's not as big. But I was playing Ultimate Frisbee on Tuesday night, and someone was talking about, God, I have these new packets for my water. It's so much better. And someone was like, what's it called?

And she was like, oh, I can't remember. And I'm listening to this conversation, and I just lean over. Does it happen to be liquid IV? She was like, yes, that's the one. I love it so much. And I was like, well, use code fake doctors. I thought you were using it as a pick for a second. I forgot that you had a girlfriend. I thought you were using it as a pick for a second i forgot that you had a

girlfriend i thought you were using it as a pickup line always on the job baby is it liquid i mean by the way ultimate this is a side note digression ultimate frisbee was invented at my high school columbia high school oh that's right in maple New Jersey. And one of the inventors, one of the participants was Max Weinberg, the famous Bruce Springsteen drummer slash Conan O'Brien sidekick. Yes. Amazing. He's still alive, right? Max Weinberg? I think so.

Okay. Joelle, can you please check? Because I somehow got hit in the head with, did Max Weinberg die? I hope not. Joelle, can you please check? Because I somehow got hit in the head with, did Max Weinberg die? I hope not. But there's a little bit of ultimate Frisbee lore for those of you out there.

It was invented at Columbia High School in Maplewood, New Jersey. And Max Weinberg, the famous drummer, was apparently – the ultimate Frisbee part was definitely true of being invented there. Max Weinberg being one of the initial guys who came up with it. I'm not positive about that, but that was Columbia High School lore. Hell yeah. You guys, I got to tell you the most. Oh, he's 71. So he's alive and well.

Good. Thank you. I saw two trailers for A Good Person, which was, I was so nervous. That's great. saw okay it wasn't like a surprise out of nowhere where you're sitting down and it's like oh shit the commercial's on it was like you know that's not how that's not how a studio rolls down you know okay i'm just just checking just checking um the way it works uh for those of you who couldn't possibly know uh because it's you have to be directed a studio movie to know, when you direct a movie, you're not in charge of the marketing campaign. You can weigh in heavily and passionately, but their marketing team is going to be, you know, going to sell the product they bought, you know?

So if you have a cool studio, they really want your input. They really want your input they really want your suggestion they don't want to do anything that's going to piss you off but they also were like you know they're gonna they're gonna make a trailer and then like test the trailer to see like how people react they're gonna do like focus groups and like what did you feel after the trailer you know they're gonna do all that kind of stuff so the good news is they showed me beforehand like just like any position in filmmaking they show you like people's in filmmaking, they show you, like, people's credits. So they'll show you, like, oh, here are the trailers, this guy's cuck,

and, like, they're sick, you know? And, like, here, this gal, we're going to also have, they don't just go to one person, they'll, like, go out to multiple people. And they say, we've narrowed it down, and what do you think of these people? And I'm like, oh my God, those are like mega movies. Those are, those trailers were sick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are great. So anyway, and then eventually they send you, like they work on it on their own over, over at MGM. And then eventually after like the ones I looked at, one said version nine, one said version five. They really like get it to a point where they're ready to show you. And I was so nervous because a good person, like a lot of the stuff I do, is a mix of comedy and drama. And I kept thinking like, how do you sell this movie in two and a half minutes?

Because it's tricky. And I was so nervous. And they were great. They were really good. I'm going to send them. I'll send them to all three of you and you guys can weigh in. And I was so nervous. And they were great. They were really good. I'm going to send them. I'll send them to all three of you. And you guys can weigh in.

I want to see. I have questions. I'm seriously glad to see it. Read the script. I've got images in my mind. And I get to actually see them. And hey, everybody. What kind of music did they use? I probably shouldn't say that yet.

We have an official release date. But I won't say it yet. Just yet. What, Donald? There's a music to the? They used music from the movie because I'm not going to brag, but I'm good at that. And they did not need to seek outside of the film.

How are you? I miss you. I love you. I don't see enough of you. I tested positive for COVID yesterday. Everybody's getting COVID. No, everyone. COVID is, by the way, I saw on the news that hospitalizations are up.

LA, again, is on fucking fire. Yeah. Again. My daughter had it, and then now I'm pretty sure I have it. I tested positive, but they're sending another tech over at 1130, so I'm going to test again. Oh, man. But, I mean, I have no symptoms whatsoever, but my daughter had it, and then I tested positive. I know so many people, Donald, our friends, whose names I won't shout out, are like, I have it again.

I have it again. One person we know has it for the fourth fucking time. How do you know? man like one person we know has it for the fourth fucking time now she's she's she's vaxxed and and boosted and has no symptoms but like has has it so that's to remind you uh people out there that uh you can still get it obviously when you're vaccinated boosted but you're gonna get you know odds are you'll have the sniffles and um and odds are you're not going to the hospital. You know, here's the thing. I was playing tennis the other day.

Did you even feel it? And out of nowhere, I was like, damn, I don't feel so great right now. I feel kind of off, but I got to finish this game. I'm playing against some really good competitors, and I don't want to let my teammate down. We're playing doubles. I'm playing against some really good competitors, and I don't want to let my teammate down. We're playing doubles. And halfway through the game, it goes away.

And I'm like, okay, so maybe I'm just dehydrated, and that's it. I get home. I take this nap that lasts a couple of hours. Granted, my daughter has this shit too, right? Has it at this point. and so I take a nap I wake up from the nap and Casey's like are you sick I'm like I don't think so

I get tested the next day which is yesterday COVID positive shit but other than that no symptoms I can smell thank god than that no symptoms I can smell thank god you have no symptoms

and maybe it'll last only a few days well my wife had it it lasted a while but she was sick before she tested positive my son was sick before he tested positive my daughter tested positive like she had a fever all of a sudden.

And then she immediately tested positive. Well, in your family, it's just going to keep going around if you're all sitting around in the same house. I mean, with children, you can't really separate. I know a girl who has it for the fourth fucking time. And she can separate from her boyfriend. With kids, this is going to circle around the fucking house. Yeah, I'm hoping it doesn't i'm because it you know the last time it was in this house only two people got it this time it's the other two that got it it's me and my my daughter we got it and so i'm sorry man it sucks

man it really does man and it's you know these guys are scrambling to try and fix this whole problem over at history of the world and i mean it'd be great if it was a false positive uh but i mean the odds of it being a false positive with me being in a house with someone with covid are very slim yeah well i love you and i send you positive strength and energy and a big hug. Imagine I'm in like a bubble boy suit. And you're hugging me through your bubble boy suit? I'm hugging you through my bubble boy suit. We could do it through the camera. All you got to do is touch the camera.

Touch the camera like in prison when the people want to touch each other. Through the glass. Through the glass. Touch the camera. All right, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Like like in every prison movie let's put our hands so precious do you think people really do people really must do that i've never been to visit anyone prison but i wonder if i would do that i mean that's probably the only connection

i that would break me down and i'd be like don't you do that here no i'm sure it's what it's instinctively what you would do but don't you think you'd also feel like oh my god we're the people in the movie but yeah instinctively do it and you're trying to feel somebody through the glass you know what i mean have you ever visited anyone in prison uh no i've had friends go to jail and stuff like that but the last thing i want to do is see anybody i know locked up in jail no i know but i think that shit is i actually um not i have friends that are vision of anyone i want to see i have friends that are very involved in prison reform and uh and that's their goal and

charity and cause and have invited me to go they have a pro they have a they have a program where you go and visit a real fucking no fucking around prison and um i want to do it i'm gonna do okay so yeah that i have been to i have been to prisons and no i've never been on scared straight donald you should be on you should have been on scared straight i wasn't a punk kid i don't i didn't need to be i was a good boy i didn't need to be on i wasn't a punk kid i needed to be scared into a musical all right they would have had no problem scaring my ass straight they were like they're not they're like you're not your step ball change is fucking bullshit i remember one time my fucking principal might know the vice principal because i was late and i was late over and over again this is public school he felt he needed the he

needed to bring me into his office and tear me down and he did and i'm sitting there trying not to cry and shit because i don't want anybody to know when you leave, you know, you leave and you still got tears in your eyes and shit. They never let you clean yourself up and shit, you know? And so I'm sitting there trying not to cry and he's giving it to me too. Like he's giving it to me. Like he's trying to get me there. You know what I mean? He's like a drama teacher that's sitting there and you can't cry in drama class and they're

trying to get you there. This is what the principal is trying to do to me. The vice principal is trying to do to me in the principal's office. I'm like, it's not going to work. They probably got key words. They probably got key words they use like disappointed. Yeah, dude. And then he hit me with one

and this is the only time in my life where I had the Denzel tear. That one tear came down. That one tear came down. Denzel tear? I had the Denzel tear. That one tear came down. That one tear came down. Denzel is the master of the slow one tear. Oh, man. That is a talent.

Yep. Denzel's like, right eye, left, right eye, go. And then his brain is like, two? He's like, just one. His brain is like, two? He's like, just one. I wonder if that was purposeful or if that shit was an accident and it just turned into the iconic moment that it is. I think if Denzel was here and Joel and Joelle, please make it happen.

He'd be like, all right. He'd be like, all right. Okay. All right. Let's get into it. He would say that. I mean, I'm, I'm now. All right. I'm sure he would say that that was just real.

And one of the finest moments of his career and it happened and it happened on camera. And it's one of the most memorable moments in cinema history and and then it became like something we we we particularly both reference because we both love him and we both love actors he's he's the well i mean when it comes to actors let's be honest he's easily top five in the world oh yeah easily well live alive definitely on stage you can't there's not a lot of people that could fuck with him. And then in movies,

there's not a lot of people that could fuck with him. And I love that he's become a statesman now. I mean, there was that. He just has great, he's always been this way. On my Instagram, because my Instagram knows I love him, they'll bring up,

the search thing brings up like um you know like denzel like in an interview like just dropping knowledge and and like so fucking well said and um i love it i like watch it over and over again yeah dude he has some of the greatest you know who else does look at some old tupac shit holy cow dude yo pock had some freaking knowledge for everybody to to to uh absorb and never you know back in the day because of all of the east coast west coast beef and the hatred nobody really ever got to hear that shit but thank goodness for this is one thing that's great about the interwebs old shit can resurface and when it's positive stuff and you find great things like what you know some of the things that pock says

some of the things that you know denzel said in his past interviews and stuff when you find these things it's such a gem man and you know for that i am happy that twitter and Instagram exist. But the other things, not so much, man. Speaking of Twitter, it was announced that Warner Brothers has canceled Wonder Twins because of the mergers and acquisitions they're going through. And I put on Twitter, I very rarely post. I'm very rarely on Twitter. But when I heard this news, I thought it was an opportunity to let Toby Emmerich, who's the head of Warner Brothers, and a very nice man. I've worked with him. He oversaw-

Dude, I've worked with him too. He is such a great guy, dude. He oversaw going in style when he was at New Line. And he is a mensch, as we say. And he is the head of Warner Brothers. And I let him know on the Twitter that Donald and I are willing and ready to step into the shoes of whoever had the parts. And as you hear this, if I could ask you a question, because I tagged Warner Brothers, I would like our listeners, if you're on the Twitter, A, why the fuck are you still on there? But if you happen to be on there, please retweet it.

Because I'm not kidding. I think that there's a play to be had where we do Wonder Twins. I don't think it's just that. I think there's a play to be had where we play superhero buddies. No, I want to be your Wonder Twin. There's a story. There's no way. One's a girl. One be your wonder twin there's a story there's no way there's a story that's a girl one's a girl one's a boy i know but it's 2022 um we're changing things up um you know people are all on different scales of sexuality i don't see why uh we couldn't do it

okay that's what's up mean, there's a world, right, Joelle? Come on. You're our pop culture goddess. I would love to see you in that pixie cut she has. That would look fire.

Well, they both have pixie cuts. What about the Donny Osmond cut? I would like to see Donald in a pixie cut. Listen, I just think there's a world where you and I

are the Wonder Twins and Toby Emmerich knows it. Okay, so look. And we all know it, and I need you all on Twitter and retweet it. Here's the argument. I agree. I think you and I together as the Wonder Twins is probably the funniest version of a DC television show. You think the DC fans would revolt? I don't think they would revolt.

I think it works in the DC world. The only problem is the Wonder Twins were kids. They were young aliens. That's ageism. Maybe we're, maybe, maybe, it's ageism. Maybe we've aged and we're the Wonder Twins, but it's years later after, I don't know. Listen, I think the odds of this being a DC feature that's released in theaters, let's be honest, are slim.

But I don't know why we can't be on HBO Max in some version. Come on. Dude, I'm not going to lie, man. I still have dreams of us playing Blue Beetle and freaking Booster Gold, man. I'm not going to lie. I'm just trying to work it out. I don't want to be on the CW.

No offense to the CW, but they fucking cancelled their whole lineup. Did you see that? Everything. Even Riverdale. Riverdale got cancelled? Everything. They called it the Red Wedding. From Game of Thrones. Well, what got cancelled? I don't know

what got cancelled. I know Legends got cancelled. Pretty much all of the well what got canceled I don't know what got canceled I know Legends got canceled pretty much all of the DC's got canceled except Flash and no I think everything got canceled bro no Flash had gotten picked up Flash had gotten picked

I'm looking it up I'm looking it up Flash had gotten picked up already Flash might be picked up but dude they canceled like eight shows Flash and Superman and Lois had gotten picked up but dude they they canceled like like eight shows flash and and and superman and lois had gotten picked up mark petowitz mark petowitz who's the head of it said

it's like a it's like a rebuilding time like like on a sports team donald you know they have a rebuilding year so what is are they saying berlanti is not a part of the cw anymore is he not is i don't know about i don't know what berlanti's doing or if he's going to take his deal elsewhere i have no idea i'm just saying that they they're shaking shit up over there because i know his deals with warner brothers it's a rebuilding year wow donald yeah so charmed dynasty 4400 in the dark legacies naomi roswell new mexico riverdale Legacies, Naomi, Roswell, New Mexico, Riverdale, a lot of the Arrowverse, Batwoman, and DC's Legends of Tomorrow. Bam.

The Red Wedding, Donald. Wow. That's heavy. That's all Berlanti, isn't it? I don't know if it's all Berlanti, but a lot of it is. But he'll be okay. He'll be fine. Oh, I'm sure they have they're all

over the place i have a feeling i have a feeling i don't know i haven't asked him this i'm making this up but i have a feeling he's gonna make more like hbo max content that this is that's the same company and i imagine he's gonna you know keep his cw stuff going but but but make more hbo max kind of content i gotta take to take this. Okay. So, dude, that was my doctor, though. Hit me up. He's like, yo, take the pill. What's the pill?

So there's a pill that's out there right now that cuts the viral load down quite a bit and makes it so that you don't get long COVID. They've talked about it in the news. i'm not exactly sure what it's called or anything like that um but it it uh it lessens the chances of long covet i should say um and so he's like i think you should take it it's like okay okay uh he's like uh and so well listen to your medical professionals everyone That's what we have to say here

Alright let's count in everybody 5, 6, 7, 8 got stories that we all should know so gather round to hear our gather round to hear our all right let's get into why would anyone call a old man grandpa like what the fuck dude like how disrespectful can you be just out the gate when you introduce yourself or when you're asking for something? We opened a show with a Frisbee and it lands in front of Kelso and a young man runs up to him and says, hey, grandpa, a little help. That's very rude. I would have choked the kid out on the first. He gave the kid a warning. I would have choked

him out straight up right there, man. Listen, I am 40. And don't say old timer either. I am 40-something years old. I'm about to be 50 in a few years. God willing. Don't rush it. Don't rush it. God willing. You know what I mean? Look, straight up. If you come, I don't give a...

The minute you turn over 18, you can catch these hands if you come at me with some bullshit. I don't give a fuck, dude. Straight up. Okay. Straight up. There's a warning for everyone.

Disrespect me like that. Wah, wah, wah, wah. Don't call Donald Gramps. You can catch the two-piece and a biscuit. This was directed by John Putch, who's a great director that we all love. Written by Clarence Livingston. When did he join us, Donald? I believe he joined us this season, season six.

Black writer. I think he might have went on to do the, what's the Cleveland show? I think he went on to do Cleveland. Yeah. Oh, to create it or to work on it? He created it. He created it, yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah. That's fancy. Yeah. Or producer and writer. This is a full credit. and writer Oh well then he didn't create it I know that he went from Scrubs To that I don't know if he's still there They don't still do Cleveland right? No

Because it was a white guy doing Cleveland's voice And you can't do that anymore Can I ask you a question? Was his last name really steamer probably because his last name was brown he's cleveland oh cleveland brown not cleveland steamer no was the show does anyone know what a cleveland steamer is yes what is a cleveland steamer what is a cleveland it's when somebody shits on you, I believe. Yes. Am I correct?

Yes. Yeah. Yes. That's gross. Unfortunately. I don't want to be shot on during sex. Or any time? For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies.

All right, listen. Ready? Enid is having some dementia issues, and she's packed a lunch of a stapler and a golf ball for Kelso. I think this is now, Kelso's now starting to really love his wife a little. At this point, does he feel guilty? Because he's talked bad about her for six seasons, and now we're starting to understand that she's really, she's close to on the way out, apparently. Well, she's packing a stapler for lunch. She's definitely not on the way out apparently well she's she's packing a stapler for lunch she's definitely not all the way there uh maggie is his friend um who he sees has a foot injury

some sort of um serious uh infection on her foot and he says we got to get you in the hospital um and then we start this whole dance of bringing her into the hospital. And JD explains of her voiceover that the doctors in the hospital have a whole dance they do when someone has no insurance and they want to try and sneak them through the system. Bizarrely, of course, this is Kelso's friend, but they're still hiding it from Kelso. Because? Because he's Mr. You-Gotta-Get-insurance, and he's a rule follower about that. But they have this whole dance they do when they find out that someone's just been deceased. Before anyone finds out, everyone plays along, and they put the person in that person's bed so they can get their insurance. The nurses play along.

Yeah. All of the interns play along. You just hope that they all play along. Yeah. The freaking, all of the interns play along. You just hope that they all play along. And then you got to find a surgeon who'll do it pro bono. Yeah. You know what I mean? So wait, you're going too fast. So they put her in Mr. Rabinowitz's bed because he's just passed away, we learned, because

he put his peep in an electrical socket. And you just don't do that. And JD goes, you can't do that. Yeah. you just don't do that. And JD goes, you can't do that. Yeah. You just can't do that. And then you do have to do it pro, a doctor, a surgeon will do a pro bono. And then Todd says what? And then Todd comes in and goes, Todd comes in and says,

I've had a pro bono all day. All morning. All morning. Something might be wrong five. Yeah. pro bono all day all morning all morning something might be wrong five yeah by the way the todd has one of the funniest jokes of the episode later on which we'll get to um now we go to distract kelso we decide to go i'm sorry again i know here we go again this is controversial but it is a part of scrubs history we go go to an Asian massage parlor and Kelso gets a full release in front of us. Yes.

Which felt one step out of character for him, but he really doesn't care. Wait, hold up. You said it felt out of character for him? He didn't care if we watched. Do you know how many times you, do you know how many times JD and Turk have run into Kelso? Right, but he's never asked us to watch him get a hand release. Yeah, he has.

He says it'll cost extra in one episode. In one episode, he goes, you can come in, but it'll cost extra. That's the episode that you directed. No, no, that's the one where he says you can come in, but you have to take your shoes off. Right. That's right. Oh, God.

Anyway, listen, you can't not look because I turn away. I have a crick in my neck. You have a crick in your neck, and you have to look. No, I close my eyes at first. No, but then in the very last second, you open one. Like an idiot. Because you want to watch that. You can't help yourself.

This episode was all over the place, by the way. Yeah. I mean, it really bounced. I mean, it was funny, but it ping-ponged all over the place with so many different stories. Yeah, I mean, there was, what is it, four storylines in this one? I don't know. One of the main ones is that Alexander Chaplin,

who we call Sandy as his nickname, is back as the drug addict. And Cox thinks there's no way, he's holding a group for addicts. And Cox says, and Elliot get in their classic battle over whether someone can truly defeat his addiction or whether he's a liar or not. I don't think Cox doesn't believe people can overcome addiction, but he thinks that this character in particular, whose name is Sam, is a fucking liar. He's a big-time scam artist.

And the only way he knows this is because he got caught out there the last time uh sandy was on the show he uh uh cock jordan explains to elliot uh how wait no who is it that get jordan gets caught out there and everybody explains how this guy has done them in. And Cox is one of the first people that he did it to. And so- He just knows he's a liar. And no matter how many different angles- In his gut.

Yeah. He's seen it over and over again. But he's always got a new angle. And this new angle is that he holds group. And so, but Elliot and Cox are a battle again. Both of them, by the way, in the beginning of the show. Elliot over the broken leg, which was hilarious, where they don't even acknowledge the fact that he trips her over a man in a wheelchair with a broken leg.

The man screams, ah! And they continue their conversation like he's not even there. That was Noor Norsadi, by the way, who was one of our main stuntmen and stunt coordinators. There's so many of your favorite physical comedy jokes that Noor or Soddy choreographed. And then she does the same thing to Cox by distracting. She distracts Cox into walking into a door. Johnny took a nice door hit. Yeah, Johnny took a nice door hit.

Yeah. But right before that, you missed that Elliot has a new facial cream that's made from the baby foreskins. Oh, God. Oh, my God. you missed that elliot has a new facial cream that's made from the baby foreskins oh god i did miss that i did miss that he says you look so beautiful and she's like you never give me compliments um it must be because of my new facial cream that's made from the foreskins of babies whoa well and then he's... I mean, it's got to be used for something, right? Yeah, you can throw them away.

You might as well. If there is a nice cream to be made out of them, I don't see any harm. Joel, take all the mail for that one. Joel, I'm sorry if that's problematic, but... Can we make one comment on mail really quick? I haven't done it yet, but if you send me a picture of your child's poop or your poop, it's going to be an automatic block from now on. I saw that on Twitter.

Someone sent Joelle. Well, because we talked about how what was cut out of the musical episode was a curly or a letter J. I saw the letter J. I saw the letter J. Somebody sent a letter J. That was on Twitter. Trying to take it with an air of, you're trying to reach out, you feel friendly about the podcast. Wait, did it gross you out?

Please never send me pictures of poop ever. Ever, ever, ever. Don't send poop. Because I got some poop pictures in my freaking photos that will also block you. I don't want to see it.

If you poop a perfect letter J, just pat yourself on the back. I laughed at the shit because that shit was a perfect letter J. It was like a fish hook almost, dude. It was like... And now we, dude. It was like... And now we're talking about it. Alright. Now they're getting

the attention they wanted. Don't send Joelle or any of us pictures of your poop or your kid's poop. As long as it's a deuce. If it's a letter J, just say Zach and Donald are proud of you to yourself. A curly letter J.

As long as it's a deuce. Yes! We should take a break. And when we come back, we're going to tell you and remind you about the Austin TV Festival that Donald and I are going to be at on the 5th of June.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s She looked like a million bucks. with zero qualifications She like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents.

She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About $6 million.

Approximately $11 million. Nearly $10 million was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man, because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This second season of El Flow is here.

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part of the story. It's the way that the people are experiencing reggaeton along with the musicians. that the people are experiencing trayatong along with the musicians. Listen to El Flow as part of the My Cultura podcast network. Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So, Donald and I are making, we're doing a panel, a whole Scrubs panel with all your favorite people.

So come to Austin for June 5th at 10 a.m. at the Paramount Theater. Joelle, will you double check that that's the right information? But listen, I don't know why it's at 10 a.m. on a Sunday. Like, odds are we're going to be hungover if know why it's at 10 a.m. on a Sunday. Like, odds are we're going to be hungover if we're going to Austin for a Saturday night. Why are they making us do this hungover on a Sunday? I, you know, that's how. So that's the correct information, right, Joelle?

Sunday, 6-5 at 10 a.m. is the correct time. Okay. So please come. What's, I think you go to, what's the website, Joelle? Can you remind me of that? I'm sorry. It's atxfestival.com. atxfestival.com.

Get your tickets. And there's a lot of us still going to be there. I know definitively Bill Lawrence, me, Sarah, Donald, Judy. I don't know about anybody else. But I think everybody would come. I think Neil would come. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who's on board.

I don't know if Ken Jenkins would come. I don't know. I don't know who's on board. I know that you and I are doing it. I know definitely me, you, Sarah, Bill are doing it. You don't know about Judy. You don't know about i don't know i i i know that bill reached out to all of us on a group text and said are you guys down to do this and i feel like everybody said yes that's what i remember so but i don't remember you know people work and they have jobs but it is a sunday so i don't know we'll see all right i'm excited i'm

not gonna lie to you. I'm excited. It's going to be too short because I know what's going to happen. Bill's going to talk the whole fucking time. We're not going to be able to fit a word in edgewise, right? Well, I mean, isn't that what we want, though? Don't we want Bill to, I mean, he did create the show. He does have the best perspective. I know.

And he's funny as hell. And we have a podcast, so we'll let him talk he's he's probably he's probably if you ask me one of the funniest people i know uh he's definitely easily easily one of the funniest people yeah like in my life easily yeah i don't think you sign one of the biggest deals in tv comedy history if you're not one of the funniest people it'd be weird if you did, wouldn't it? Well, there are those people that are funny, but they're like not funny in person probably. That was the first thing I remember when I met Bill. I was like, holy shit, this dude is just always funny. Like he could find the comedy in anything.

Yeah. All right, let's get back to the show Scrubs that the man created. So by the way, i wanted a little trivia by the way two scrubs wiki things one thing i learned that was helpful this is the last appearance sandy uh aka alexander chaplin this is his fine this is the last appearance of any spin city cast member on the television show Scrubs. Until the season eight finale, right? Maybe. Aren't some of them in the hallway or no?

That's a good question. But according to Scrubs Wiki, it's the last appearance. So it may be. It's pretty clear Trevor doesn't know everything. Well, one thing I want to correct with Trevor that's on here, dude, I know that you're probably busy with other things and you've moved on from this, but it says something very weird. Oh, I got to go back to it. There's a mistake.

Okay, Trevor? So if you're listening, if you're still with us, I don't mean like alive. I mean if you're still like listening to the show. There's a mistake that's weird. In the trivia section, it says, this is the second of only two episodes to be filmed in front of a live studio audience. This episode was most definitely not filmed in front of a live studio audience. I was going to say, how? I mean, how would you have filmed filmed in front of a live studio i mean how would you have filmed this in front of a live studio audience um the only time we did that was the sitcoms booth we did which was filmed in front of a live studio audience and that's the only episode that was ever and what does this mean this is the only scrubs episode to have the

save them's catchphrase ka-ase. Does anyone know what that means? No. I don't know what save them is, but they I guess have a catchphrase called and somebody says I don't know if anyone says I just wanted to let

you know those little bits of trivia. What the hell is save them? It's a 2003 through 2006 animated television show yeah do you remember anyone saying kachung i don't remember save thems let's just say i don't remember the show either dude but it's no the characters are not bringing it but that's a long run for a kid's show though like three years well maybe someone said kachung we going to have to assume that they did.

I don't even remember hearing Ka-chung in this episode. Like I'm trying to say, Trevor Wickey don't know everything, yo. He ain't got the answers, yo. Listen, some people are allowed, not just Trevor. You have to be a member, I'm sure. But other people are allowed to add things. And Trevor is the moderator. He's the one who's going to rectify the studio audience thing

all right uh moving on lloyd is in the meeting that sandy is holding for addicts yes lloyd is played by mike schwartz one of our comedy writers our favorite writers was he was he on that's a good question was mike on the show the entire run yes and if, and if he wasn't, did Lloyd come back? Yeah, did Lloyd come back and he just did cameos later on? Bless you. Bless you. You better bless you.

You better not have given me COVID when I did the jail cell hold up hand thing through the camera. The janitor wants to become a baby broker? There's a lot of weird shit with the janitor in this episode Okay, he's found Rowdy Now if you recall

He traced, no he traced Carla's steps And found Rowdy Yes, if you recall Carla lost Rowdy And the janitor turned in His squirrel collection So the janitor's the one That named the dog Steven also Yes and the janitor turned in his squirrel collection. So the janitor is the one that named the dog Steven also. Yes.

The janitor turned in his taxidermied squirrel collection. Or a taxidermied dog. Yes. So he could get Steven and fool us. Because he felt bad about whatever happened with him and Carla at that time. Right. Now the janitor is trying to. Because it turns out that Carla lied to the janitor.

And she was the reason why the dog went missing. And so the janitor has retraced Carla's steps and found Rowdy. Yes. He found Rowdy. So now we have a situation where Turk has expressed to Carla how important Rowdy is to him and JD. And Carla realizes that some of this blackmail that the janitor is talking about, she might have to get into, including she teaches him how to salsa

dance. Throws her into a window. That's hilarious. Judy banging up against a glass See there Judy Judy being funny We play a game Where we trick Ted

It's a pretty dangerous little game we play We put roller skates on Steven And we pull him with a red string across. And Ted yells, ghost dog, ghost dog. And crash, after he crashes into an electrical, what is it? Tower? Yeah.

No, post. Yeah. And then that crashes into the generator of the hospital. And we have a backup generator, thank goodness. But JD and Turk are responsible for vandalism, pretty much. And a car accident. A car accident that could have killed Ted. Right.

And knocking out the power to a hospital. Yeah, they could have killed more than just Ted. And Dr. Kelso says, relax, everybody. out the power to a hospital yeah they could have killed more than just ted and and and dr uh kelso says relax everybody we have a backup generator and the backup generator kicks in he goes oh thank god because i was just bluffing yeah and then he and then he yells at ted for how much it's going to cost and he says and don't try and blame this on the fact that i paved over that indian burial ground we needed the parking spaces. It's a poltergeist situation going on there. There's a what?

Poltergeist. That's what poltergeist was about. Well, that's what maybe Kelso thinks happened. He doesn't know about the ghost dog trick we pulled. So another thing is that everyone steals scrubs in the hospital. So Kelso is pissed everyone steals scrubs in the hospital.

So Kelso's pissed about that light item. Okay, so how it starts is who steals it first? Well, it's just a montage. Well, how it ends is ridiculous. How it starts. I have a shower curtain. You have a shower curtain. You have towels, a washcloth.

J.D. has all. A garbage bowl of discarded scrubs. Yeah, just straight up scrubs. So who does it start with? I forgot. Who else? And it just gets more and more ridiculous as it goes. So it starts with Ted, where he comes home and he's like, Mom, someone tried to die on me again, but I wouldn't let him.

I wouldn't let him. We learned that all this time Ted's been lying to his mom that he's a doctor at the hospital. And then it turns out that Nurse Roberts is using the scrubs for the choir. So the choir. And then she has on the really nice scrubs in the middle while everybody has on the solid colors. She has her her her uh nurse color so she stands out so she stands out in the choir and then it cuts to you or i should say cuts to jd who has a shower curtain made out of

scrubs sewn together this fucker took time Instead of going out and buying a shower. And then I'm wearing like a towel that's been made out of scrubs sewn together around my waist. And then I'm using a singular scrub top to dry my hair. Yes. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in.

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because that is one of the funniest things. That's one of the funniest Scrubs fantasies I've seen. Oh my God, that shit got ridiculous, dude. That shit got ridiculous. things that's one of the funniest fantasies I've seen oh my god that ridiculous dude that shit got ridiculous now this was pretty funny Sam says you don't know how hard it is to stay straight and Rob comes out of

the room behind him that's a lot of episode Todd comes out of the room checks out his ass line of the episode. Todd comes out of the room, checks out his ass, and goes. There's something like, tell me about it, brother. But he says brother at the end. And then he looks at his ass and then gives him the head nod. Like we could fuck. Confirming again that Todd is down for anything. Any action.

Anything. Any action. Yeah. The janitor, so he finds Rowdy and- He's trying to blackmail Carla. Trying to blackmail Carla. You out of nowhere with the sneak hug. Holy shit.

That makes it into the show. Well, there's this whole Grey's Anatomy. I guess Grey's Anatomy must have been very hot now. And Bill probably thought that they were copying us, so it was time to make fun of them. They did something right because that shit is still on the air. It's like season 29.

Yeah. Season 500 of that show. Never have to worry about money again. How paid must Ellen Pompeo be? Shit. So paid. Ellen Pompeo might be touching. So paid. Fabulously paid. Ellen Pompeo is like, might be touching Oprah money. It's close. I don't know if it's that close.

I mean, Oprah got money where she could lose a hundred million and be like, I did? I just think Ellen Pompeo, if you're on that show that long, I mean, she must be one of the highest

paid actresses in the history of television her and SUV Mariska Hargitay but Ellen Pompeo they gotta be the most paid people on television

they have to be if they're not there's something really wrong with this system because Ellen Pompeo she's a very good actress and she decided to just stay forever. So is Mariska. Mariska's a very good actress. If you make that decision, somebody said, look, we're going to back up the Pranks truck. Yeah.

Beep. Beep. Beep. They were like, you commit to 20 years of this, and we're going to freaking give you that money. You are not going to do anything else, but you are going to have 47 homes. Right. Beep.

Beep. Let me show you where to drop that shit. I got a money bin. I would be Scrooge McDuck out that motherfucker just swimming in my shit. Swimming on gold coins. All right. Listen. McDuck out that motherfucker just swimming in my shit swimming on hard coin on gold coins all right listen so he says Grey's Anatomy one of the things he hates is Grey's

Anatomy wraps up every episode with a cheesy voice over that ties together all the storylines which is my least favorite device on television Cox says to go on a commercial break. But it has to be vague, too.

Yeah, vague. And then J.D. walks by going into the commercial break saying the most vague, nonsensical thing ever. Scrubs Wiki had it. J.D.'s narration is, And so in the end, I knew what Elliot said

about the way things were had forever changed the way we all thought about them and bill himself has made lots of jokes about how sometimes it was late and the voiceovers just made absolutely no sense yeah did you notice beard faces back in pharmaceutical was he there yeah he was there he's he's he's a pharmacist so laverne punches a hole in the window to try and get rowdy and she screams her name like like leroy jenkins he likes leroy leroy jenkins some people might not know who leroy jenkins is because you're a little bit younger than us but a long time ago there was this game called the world of warcraft and it became so freaking popular and stan on me you must have played a lot of it i only played it recently but like yes it was very

popular and that was at the peak of its heyday. Sideway, sidebar. Fucking Neverwinter Nights is on iOS now. And you can play the overhead version of Neverwinter Nights, and it looks like D&D. Really? No way. Deadass. Deadass. So on my iPhone, I just picked it up. Neverwinter Nights is out, and it's all, look, all of the campaigns.

And there's like almost a hundred of them absolutely stonerville indeed but i need something to do while i'm laid up in bed with covid oh you're so psyched you got covid you're like i'm just gonna get high and play video games what a dream sounds kind of cool i mean isn't that what you're supposed to do sorry honey i've got covid my wife's like oh so you can't so what you're supposed to do? Sorry, honey. I've got COVID. My wife's like, oh, so you can't go to the thing tonight. I'm like, no. No.

The doctor said I should smoke weed and play video games. She said, so you can't go to the kids' basketball game this weekend? I am bummed about that. But you know what? I just found out that I could watch that bad boy over the, yeah, no doubt. There's a camera in the gym. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going that bad boy over the camera in the gym. Oh, yeah. I'm going to watch it over the interwebs.

Yeah. FaceTime on your phone. He plays the chip tomorrow. Anyway, to make a very long story short, for those who don't know anything about video games, Dan, why don't you summarize what happened? Okay, so let me finish what I was saying. Okay, sorry. So there was a game called the world of warcraft and what happens in the game is it's a online multiplayer game

and some of the missions that you do require strategy and so these and and and and you're going up against it's like clan versus clan so it's like gigantic groups of people going up how many people were live in this group would you imagine i don't know i would say i like to make it funny i'm gonna guess like a couple of hundred people but realistically probably 40 to 50 people something like that how many down 13 13 yeah that's not funny it's still a lot of people you ruined you ruined donald's i'm sorry but we like to be accurate on the show look anybody who's going to be listening to this who knows this story is gonna be sitting there like it wasn't that many it wasn't that that right you're talking peak nerd shit where someone's gonna

push their glasses up and say are we gonna going to believe that it was actually 100 people? All right. So wait a second. Why were they so mad? Sorry. Go ahead. So it's 13 people, and they've worked on this strategy that they're going to do for days. Like, days.

Now, wait a second. I have a question that either one of you might be able to answer. Did they stop and meet up again? Yes. Either one of you might be able to answer. Did they stop and meet up again? Yes, so they're all meeting up before this strategy is supposed to take place. They finally made it to a mega boss. They're going to go into this. Okay, remember what we discussed? We discussed all of this shit.

They have a plan. The 13 of us are going to do some epic shit. Right. No, no, no, no, no, no. What happens if you... the 13 of us are gonna do some epic shit right now wait a second what happens if you what happens now you have to restart if you don't defeat this guy

how far back do you have to go I don't know if you can do it again there's certain things what's that you can but the idea is that it's a dungeon, and you're going all the way through it, part by part by part.

And if you die, you go all the way back to the beginning, and your characters spawn way outside the dungeon. Now, Daniel, were these 13 people pausing and sleeping, or were they doing the all-nighters and shit? Usually they're pulling all-nighters and doing it. But also, I hate to say it but it this is also fake like leroy jenkins the whole the whole thing it's it's fake like the whole thing was composed it's like it was like a very early internet meme but the whole thing is fake so like this why did you why are you letting me fucking tell come on

because it's a great story now nobody's gonna give a shit. Now you ruined it. It's classic. It is a classic. I never knew. I never knew it wasn't real until now. And I feel sad. You even let Donald finish his story. I mean, you pretty much anyway.

So since everybody knows, since everybody knows fucking story, since everybody knows fucking story, Daniel, cut it. Laverne punches the window and does the Leroy Jenkins scream. No, the guy. Done.

No, that's it. That's it. No, Daniel ruined the story. I just had to explain it because. Daniel, you should have at least let him finish before you said it's bullshit. You tossed me to ask a question. I was just contextualizing. Let's get into this double fantasy, please.

I'm sad about it being fake. I want to get into this double fantasy now, man. He's going to cry.. I'm sad about it being fake. I want to get into this double fantasy now, man. He's going to cry. I'm just sad about it being fake. Anyway, for those of you at the end of the story. I was invested in this story just now. This guy, they're all ready to do their campaign, and he instead runs into the villain and screams,

Leroy Jenkins. And they're all like, Leroy, what are you doing, you fucking asshole? You ruined the campaign. We've been up all night. And at the time, we all thought it was hilarious because we thought this dude was just sabotaging all their efforts. And it was funny. Now, Danil, since you've already ruined the story. Yes. It was just a setup joke. It wasn't real. Yeah. Well, because when you're watching it, they're going through all these numbers. They're really making it seem like, you know, that they're like, okay, well, this has to happen, then this has

to happen, then this has to happen. And like, yeah, there's a lot of that kind of discussion before you go in and do a boss like that or go in and, you know, do an interaction like this. But none of the numbers they're saying are real. All of like the calculations they're doing beforehand. Like, it's all bullshit. They're just trying to set it up to make it seem like it's like this

super, super calculated thing. And it still is. Like, people did all of this shit, but Leroy, the whole, the whole thing here, it was like, it was a, it was a,

I hate when I find out things I like are fake. The best, the best part is at the end when they're like, way to go Leroy. And he just goes, at least I have chicken. And that was the end of it. He's eating fried chicken the entire time.

Oh my God. So Leroy Jenkins is black. Well, no, I, I don't, Well, no, I don't know that part. I mean, the motherfucker's name. Hold on now. The motherfucker's name is Leroy Jenkins. If that ain't the blackest name I ever heard in my life, that ain't. Come on, Joel.

You know that's a black ass name right there. It does sound very black. I don't know. It does sound very black. That is't know. It does sound very black. That is black. I want to meet a white Leroy Jenkins. I don't think there's too many white people naming their kid Leroy Jenkins, but maybe. Well, there's Ken Jenkins.

Ken is the first Jenkins I ever met that was white. You always said Jenkins was a popular African-American name. That's just like, I'm sorry. I, I, I, I'm sorry. When I was growing up watching it live in color or any of those shows, Jenkins is always the name of the black character. All right. Well, Laverne, Laverne yells, Laverne Roberts, and punches a hole in the window while trying to get out.

A la Leroy Jenkins. A la. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine

that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates.

That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Martha Stewart, and we're back with a new season of my podcast. This season will be even more revealing and more personal with more entrepreneurs, more trailblazers, more live events, more Martha, and more questions from you. I'm talking to my cosmetic dermatologist, Dr. Dan Belkin, about the secrets behind my skincare.

Walter Isaacson, about the geniuses who change the world. Encore Jane about creating a billion-dollar startup. Dr. Elisa Pressman about the five basic strategies to help parents raise good humans. Florence Fabricant about the authenticity in the world of food writing. Be sure to tune in to season two of the Martha Stewart podcast. Listen and subscribe to the Martha Stewart podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her fifties. She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque.

Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents. She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million. Approximately 11 million dollars. Nearly 10 million dollars was all gone.

Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich man because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This second season of El Flow is here.

Available como a ti te guste in both English and Spanish. This season, we dive deeper into the vibrant world of reggaeton, featuring interviews with both reggaeton legends and exciting new talents. He's the undisputed king of reggaeton, no doubt. And he's been cited as an inspiration by multiple Latin stars, including J Balvin, Bad Bunny, Osuna, Antima

Tasha. Explore the evolution of this dynamic genre and what makes it resonate globally. How you consume reggaeton, how you share and distribute reggaeton, those are all an important part of the story. It's the way that the people are experiencing reggaeton along with the musicians. the people are experiencing trayatong along with the musicians. Listen to El Flow as part of the My Cultura

podcast network. Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, then we learned that Lloyd reveals that to get into Sam's class, you just have to bring in any drugs you have at home so you're not tempted, which ruins Sam's scam. And Cox slow claps at the back because he's proven that this guy is a compulsive fucking fraud liar. Yeah, well, he's also shooting up with his uh

po so there's that too all right let's get into this fantasy i it is so funny it's a it's a fantasy within a fantasy which i always appreciate so do i so this one it goes so we're gonna save this young lady's foot she's not young i mean come on we just started off this whole fucking show with being respectful and then here that was a that was a 23 year old uh she's a middle middle-aged woman okay so we're gonna save this woman's foot and she goes and she goes do I have to have surgery and we're like yeah but you would

you wouldn't believe but it was like five years ago and it cuts to five I guess this is supposed to be five years ago no no it doesn't say five years ago

even just a while ago okay or something like that but then it cuts to like medieval times so first it cuts to medieval times and you're standing there and we're talking like we're Shakespearean,

and the footeth must come off it. Yeah. And you're sawing. You're sawing. With an actual saw. And she's got a bone. She's biting down on it and screaming. No, she's biting down on a stick, screaming.

A stick, and she's screaming. And then J.D. says, and you wouldn't believe it, how it waseth. No, he goes, we're going to eat it for dinner. Right. He goes, we're going to saw it off and eat it for dinner. But you wouldn't believe it, how it waseth, a few years before this. Even a little while ago. And then we cut to caveman times.

They rolled that set out back from my caveman booty call. Right. And we're both cavemen now. And you got a caveman afro. Right. I got the afro. And you're back in your caveman outfit. And we got her on the table.

And we're speaking unga bunga. Unga bunga. Unga, unga. Unga bunga. Unga bunga, bunga, bunga, bunga. And then you knock her out. And then I knock her out. And then I knock you out.

Right. Right? Which is so funny. And then you knock her out. And then I knock her out. And then I knock you out. Right. Right? Which is so funny. And then you go into fantasy. And then I go into a fantasy. And you hear it. And then you hear my voiceover go. Very funny.

I thought that shit was hilarious. And I'm a sucker for the Scrubs double fantasy. Very funny. I thought that shit was hilarious. Very funny. And I'm a sucker for the Scrubs double fantasy. Very funny. I laughed at that. What about when we all do the fame dance out of the cafeteria? That was amazing. And he paused.

And there's the big pause. And you're in front of the camera. If you look at Judy, Judy has an amazing face. Everybody has a great freaking dance pose, happy face. Who directed this episode again? Pudge. Pudge. He had to say freeze at one point because the freeze frame.

We couldn't freeze. I was in the air. I know, but he had to be like, jump now because the freeze frame is coming. Because everybody's like, ah, with big cheesy smiles on and everything. And it's very funny. And then the actual exit happens and everybody's back in their normal scrubs. We should have said that earlier. Yeah.

Kelso makes it so that everyone wears caca-colored scrubs. Yeah, caca-colored scrubs. And he now has switched it back because he doesn't understand why we sent the lady back without the surgery. He runs into her at the park again, and she still has the same foot problem. So he walks into the hospital pissed like, yo, what the fuck, man? I told you. I thought we were doing the dance. We weren't doing the dance that we always do.

He admits that he knows that they do that secret dance to get around insurance. And why aren't you doing the thing? And they're like, well, if you don't trust us, if you don't let us do our dance where we steal scrubs, then we're not going to do the dance for your friend. And then he lets us- It all costs the hospital a lot of money because this all comes from this comes from him being upset about the books and how much money the generators the new generator is going to cost and why scrubs are costing which is our fault by the way which is our fault right exactly because of the post dog right so not only did we cost the hospital money

for the generator and not only are we stealing all of the scrubs, we've now made it so that the dance that we do that costs all of this money also that costs the hospital money is only going to be implied if we get to steal scrubs still, if we still get to cost the hospital money. We want our right to steal scrubs back. Right. We want our cake and eat it too. And then the cuts to like, who is it at the end walking by?

Was it Todd? Someone walks by him, Kelso, with a stack of scrubs. It's the Todd. Yeah. It was a funny episode. Like, the first half of this season started off a little weird. Yeah, it's warming up. It's starting to get really funny.

Started off a little weird. And then now it's starting to get really funny. The best part of the end of the episode is that JD and Turk finally see that they've been duped. And that Rowdy and Steven are together. But they don't live together anymore. So now one of them, they don't have to share the dog. Right. And then he says, how do you know which one's which?

And JD reaches under Rowdy's dead balls and feels them and goes, that's Steven. Don't ask me how I know. Don't ask me how I know. So somewhere in their taxidermied scrotums, JD knows. Somewhere lies the secret. Somewhere in their taxidermied scrotums. J.D. knows. Somewhere lies the secret. Somewhere in their taxidermied scrotums lies the secret. There's a sentence no one has ever said before. Somewhere in their taxidermied scrotums lies the secret.

Kelso has heart at the end, though. The show ends with some heart. Cox decides he's not going to ruin it for Elliot because he doesn't want her to become as cynical as he is which also um you know shows his heart that for this woman that that he knows didn't have insurance and he took care of her because even though he normally looks the other way he he looked directly at it this time because he he cares for his friend in the park who was uh quite sick kelso definitely is getting softer as he yes i think bill is strategically making him still totally inappropriate but but showing little glimmers of more heart as he ages yeah he's accepting Harrison more.

Yeah. And Harrison's boyfriends. He's learning their names now instead of just looking. Fiance now. Yeah. And participating in their businesses because, you know,

he went to the last boyfriend's Cinnabon and that's where he's been gaining some weight. Right. Oh, man. And then also, Carla gives the janitor squid ink at the end of the show. Because the janitor believes that someone at Coffee Bucks is going to poison him, and he wants Carla to be his coffee tester. And once she outs herself as the whole rowdy

story. His blackmail scheme is irrelevant. He can't blackmail her anymore, but he's right that someone is trying to hurt him and they've put squid ink in his coffee. Yeah. And his tongue is black.

Black. And his finger's black. Yeah. He dips his finger in it, pulls it out, and then tastes it. If you dip your finger in coffee and it comes out

and it's covered in black oil or ink, what looks like oil. Are you going to put it on your tongue after that? No, but the janitor does. We did it, guys. We did it, guys. We don't have a guest today

because somebody flaked on Joelle. And we don't like you when you flake on our queen. Don't ever flake. You flake. You know how many people want to come on as callers and Joelle has to sift through? We don't even get to play the theme song. It must have been an emergency. Yo, Dano the theme song yes no no play the song anyway instead of that can we play joelle uh um joelle monique is down

to get down oh yeah let's get that one sure can yeah play play that drop but which version of it um the dirty one the dirty one if you don't mind joelle. No, that's fine. Okay. All right, cool. Get the word out all over the town. Joel Monique is down to get down. No matter what's between your legs, tomorrow morning you could be making an X. Joel Monique is down to get down. Oh, yeah. Joel Monique is down to get down. That's a bop. That's a bop.

That is a bop. We love you guys. I'm coming to the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas on June 5th. This is how my brain works. I was like, what are you going to Paramount Theater for? What's going on at Paramount Theater? Donald, I hope even though you have COVID, you get over it and that you enjoy your right to stay away from your children and pull bong hits and play video games. Hey.

Maybe you can go watch it. Maybe you can watch Danil on Twitch. What are you going to Twitch, Danil? Oh, same old, same old. Mostly Rocket League and maybe this game Ghost of Tsushima. Don't your viewers get bored of you playing Rocket League? Quite the contrary. They like it more.

No, Rocket League is... Yeah. I don't even know what Rocket League is. It just sounds awesome. It's a car soccer game. Yeah, soccer with cars. That sounds awesome. Yeah, that sounds amazing.

It's pretty incredible. And it's overhead? No, yeah, kind of. Yeah, Soccer with the Stars. That sounds awesome. Yeah, that sounds amazing. It's pretty incredible. And it's overhead? No, yeah, kind of. Yeah, it's overhead. Why don't you play Elden Ring? Because that game really pisses me off. You know what? I bought it and I tried it.

That shit, dude, that shit's too much, man. It's so hard. Sasha Gray plays it. She twitches it. Yeah, but you know what? She's Sasha Gray. And she's good at so many things. She's better than me at video games.

I can't do it. I'm too much of a baby. I don't have the patience. Same. I'd rather play Rocket League. But I will play Neverwinter Nights, and that shit's a tough game. There you go. That's a very difficult game.

I am going to play that. I'm so excited. I finished it. What is the countdown to Obi-Wan Kenobi airing on Disney plus? Was it like seven days? Sure. Well, almost after this,

it'll be this Friday. So when this airs, it'll be this Friday, right? Um, all right. So Friday guys, check out Obi-Wan Kenobi because,

uh, we are all very excited about it. I'm really excited. Even I'm excited about it. I've been, I've been watching two episodes, two episodes. I just really excited. Even I'm excited about it. I've been watching- Two episodes. Two episodes.

I'm going to give two shout outs, okay, for things I watch. Don doesn't watch anything but Marvel and Star Wars. But first of all, Colin Firth is such a good actor. I've watched two different things with him recently. What are you watching? My wife's watching something. Staircase on HBO. Yeah, she's watching that.

She loves it. Amazing. Staircase on HBO. Yeah, she's watching that. She loves it. Amazing. And Operation Mincemeat, which is a true story of a spy mission that the English did in World War II that is also incredible. Can I just say something, though? You said something that everybody after you said it was like, no shit.

Colin Firth is such an amazing actor. No shit, buddy. No, I know, but I've never particularly focused on it. I've never said, I know that he works a lot. I know that he's well-respected. And he's an Academy Award winner.

I'm just telling you that right now he has two high profile things out and I've watched them both and he's fucking killing it. He's so good, dude. Okay. So I just want you to do this one time.

Just go back and watch love. Actually. Oh, well that's old school. Go watch it. It's one of the best movies ever made and it's not Christmas time and you could watch it right now. And I guarantee you the scene at the end with Colin Firth in the freaking

Portuguese, uh, cafe talking to the lady, to the girl who was his assistant that summer or at that cottage, whatever it is. That scene where he's talking to her in bad Portuguese is one of the best scenes in the movie. That's what I'm talking about. And that movie has so many great scenes.

That's what I'm talking about. And that movie has so many great scenes. That's what I'm talking about. I like that brother's been good for so long. It's ridiculous. Yeah, he's really good. But what I'm telling our audiences, if you're looking for things to watch, watch The Staircase, but watch the documentary first because it's based on documentary. And then go watch Colin Firth do the – what would you call it? The scripted version because it's just amazing. And then go watch this movie that I thought was so well done called Operation Mincemeat.

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