Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 617: Their Story

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

On this week's episode, Ted, Todd, and Jordan take over JD's narrating duties. In the real world, we have another surprise Scrubs family guest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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after I'm done talking and end three minutes later at 13 minutes and 30 seconds after this little speech. Enjoy the show. There he is, The birthday boy. You're looking good, man. Yo. Happy birthday. Thank you. I had probably one of the best birthdays of my

life, man. Tell us about the show. You got to shoot. To remind everybody, he got to shoot a new sitcom pilot on his birthday. You look young and fresh. What happened? How'd it go? They shaved and a haircut at a brother. It was...

Okay, so this is a moment of honesty. Go ahead. You know, I've wanted to play a superhero for a really long time. I think the audience knows that, yes. Everybody knows that. Or do Star Wars or something like that. And this is a turn in a complete opposite direction of that. And at first, I was really hesitant and didn't know if this was something that I wanted to do.

And when I found out that this person was doing this show i knew that i had to do it because just as a as a kid growing up i looked up to a character that he played in a movie and then him as an actor for another movie he was in and this is john cryer yeah like and when i say this, my whole persona in high school was a mashup of Ducky and Dwayne Wayne from a different world. That was who I was. Wait, what movie was Ducky again? I forgot. Pretty in Pink. Pretty in Pink, yeah.

That was my vibe. And so they were like, yo, it would be a show with you and John Cryer. I was like, absolutely. And Michael Malley wrote it. Abigail Spencer's in it. Great cast. It's a freaking amazing cast. I'm sold.

I'm in. And we shot the pilot on my birthday. And it was, I mean, it's just a crazy story. It's a true story. It's about, you know, the owner of the Boston Celtics is who I play. I'm going to do it from my perspective, but in like a whole, it's a family breaks up because they realize they're better apart, but they realize to make their kids happy, they need to create a common ground. So there's a house that, and it's not giving the show away. There's a house that the kids live in and the parents on their week come and move into the house. I've heard of a couple doing that.

I don't know if it's sustainable, tenable, but I've heard of people doing that at least during the trial period or something, while they're doing a trial separation vibes right well it seemed to work for this family and so they're giving oh this is a true story you're saying this is a true story right it worked for this family and uh it's like the guide to how you can have a amicable split and still raise your children and still love each other and even marry someone else. You know what I mean? And that person come in and be a part of the dynamic. She marries the owner of the Boston Celtics.

She marries the owner of the Boston Celtics. And now he's a part of the whole thing. Wow. I'm in. You just sold the hell out of it to me, but of course I'm biased. But you just said, I love Abigail Spencer.

Who doesn't love John Cryer? I love Donald Faison. Right. Michael Malley wrote it. Holy cow. Now let me tell you this. I had no clue Mike could write like this, dude. That dude got skills, bro.

For real, for real. Like just laugh. We laugh so much and the audience how did you were you able to have an audience yes first time in two years wow great and how did that feel that must have felt so good getting a real audience laugh i jumped up into the stands and you always do i remember yeah i remember i used to go sit when donald was on a sitcom called the x's i would go i had guest starred once and this dude once they started playing music loud and hamming it up, this guy was in the audience with a mic. It's the only time you get to really perform in front of somebody.

Yeah. It's such a high. And you're so good at it. He's like dancing and singing. And because when you do plays, you can do it with the play, and that's great, but it's the same thing over and over again. That's the other thing. We only had five days to shoot this bad boy, and it's a pilot.

And that's great for a sitcom, but we're trying to make the best sitcom we can make. But the audience is only there once, right? The audience is only there once. Yeah. But for those of you out there who don't know, there's the table read first and you do that with the network and the studio and then they give in notes and then you come in the next day and then there's another table read and then you try and put the show on its feet. Right. And then either at the end of that day,

there's a run through for the studio and then you go home. Then the next day you come in and usually there's notes after that every day on this one there were notes and you would be like all right we gotta try and or let's try it this way let's try it this way but john is such a master you know to get you know what i mean and abigail is so flexible in this whole thing man it was just like john is such a good person to do with because he had so many years of doing it on the Charlie Sheen show. He makes it look effortless, man. I totally underestimated his skill level, man.

It was difficult to keep up. Like, this dude is very, very masterful. Like, it was so much fun. Anyway, I had the time of my life. I'm so happy you're so happy. You were, like, glowing. Daniel, isn't he glowing? You look gorgeous. But it was

completely the opposite direction of the way I wanted to go. And this is what I'm trying to tell everybody out there. There's an old expression. People plan, God laughs. You know what I mean? I like that. You never heard that? No, I never heard that. People plan, God laughs. That's fun. Now, regardless, the network has

to pick it up. And it would be fun to do a lot of these. It would be so awesome. Well, listen, it's a really great package for a network. I mean, you and Cryer and Abigail and Michael Malley. And I'm in. I'm in. And I'm a ready to guest star.

Right on. See? And here we go. Let's go. The only time I've ever been on a sitcom, I think. I think. I think, well, obviously the one we, the one we did is a spoof in Scrubs,

but that wasn't, that wasn't really real. And then your show, which I had so much fun doing. Oh, I did a cameo on, we both did, but I did have a small part in that.

I didn't really do much on Undateable. That was fun though. Yeah. But they're so fun because the audience is so hyped to be there. And I've said this before, if you're, if you're a fan of tv um comedy when you come to la it's a really fun i did as a child i went to say the bob newhart show uh get get tickets to see a live taping of a

sitcom um and you know anything obviously if it's a super i guess there aren't too many they're huge these days like like like friends level but you you can just get tickets to anything and just see the experience of how they're made. I remember thinking as a kid, and your kids will love it. It's so cool. I remember thinking as a child, it was just so fascinating as someone who loved TV to watch it actually how it's done and how it gets made. Well, yeah, that part's fun. If you have a good warm-up person. Yeah, but they're usually good, yeah, that, that part's fun. If you got a good, if you have a good warmup person. Yeah,

but they're usually good, right? Yeah. They're always good. But when you have a good one, it really helps you fly. Like we had a really good night last night and it was, was it the usual guy?

Was it the, no, it wasn't Alan. It wasn't Alan. Cause you've had a guy, you had a guy that I've seen so many times. So for those of you don't know, there's a lot of downtime,

right? So they have a comedian who just entertains the audience the whole time. And some of these guys are so, and gals, are so fucking funny. And so it's good because the audience would get bored as hell if there wasn't someone like, you know, keeping their energy up. And they keep it really cold and they blast music. And, you know, it makes the whole thing an experience because, you know, as they're changing camera setups and doing it again and again, there's a lot of downtime. But some of these guys, on Donald's show, the guy was so hilarious. Yeah, well, the guy we had last night was really good, too.

It's always good when they give out gifts and stuff like that to the audience because the audience really gets invested. And I'm going to tell you something out there. For those of you who do sitcoms and stuff like that, the audience truly appreciates it when you jump into the stands, man. Especially on your birthday. Did they sing happy birthday to you? They did sing happy birthday. I'll bet they did.

They did both versions. They did the- Happy birthday to you. They did the white version and then they did the black version. It was awesome. I've never heard them described that way, but okay. Wasn't that Stevie Wonder's version?

Stevie Wonder did it from Martin Luther King. Oh, I never knew that was the origin of it. And also, that song is so expensive. Happy Birthday used to be, but not anymore. Right, not anymore. But at one point, I don't know if they passed away. I don't know what happened. No, what happened is I think the copyright on things eventually runs out, right?

But they held on. No, that's impossible. They held on to that thing so tight. Daniel, will you look up the reason? Sorry, we don't have Joella again today. She's out with a cold and we're hoping that she's better soon. But Daniel will do all the looking up duties today. And Donald, I have a birthday surprise for you that is going to be coming up.

Lando Calrissian? It's not Lando Calrissian, but it's a shame we can't talk about Obi-Wan. Okay, no, please. Spoiler alert. Calm down. Do the spoiler alert. Let's get to the spoiler alert. Did you watch it?

Come on, dude. We got a big show today. Yeah, but did you watch it? Hold on. Daniel, what happened with Happy Birthday? Sorry, just one parenthetical. If you ever watch TV shows, very often when a birthday would happen, they wouldn't sing Happy Birthday because the rights to it were so expensive

that unless you had a substantial budget, people would just skip it, and they'd go, he's a jolly good fellow or something like that. Right, something like that. Nowadays, it's free. Daniel, what happened? It was in 2016, I believe, late June 2016, Warner Chapel Media settled for $14 million and declared that Happy Birthday to You is public domain.

There you go. It's finally public domain. Okay. Now, Donald's gotten quiet because he's pouting because we got off Obi-Wan. Do you want... We don't want to... Do the spoiler alert thing.

Okay. We're going to talk about Obi-Wan finale for a second um do the spoiler alert thing daniel daniel will insert right here how long to skip ahead if you don't want any obi-wan finale spoilers i will say something at the beginning as well okay daniel did you watch this no i'm sorry i'm i'm sorry i've not been keeping up with obi-wan at all. Dude, I have one complaint. I have one complaint. What's your complaint? Now, Carrie Brothers told me this is because the show is aimed at children.

Oh, you don't like that? What? I just understand how Darth Vader can stick a lightsaber through a person's chest and they're alive. The Force. It's that simple. What? The Force? What's the point of a lightsaber?

Listen. Okay, so the Force lives... Heal her. No, it didn't heal her. It freaking kept her alive so that she could fulfill whatever it was that needed to be fulfilled to protect Luke Skywalker. That's all you got to look at it as. The Force is... Obi--wan describes it in uh a new hope it it it surrounds us it binds the galaxy together so you know what is done the reason why things happen it's like if you're the most religious person in the world and you have

faith and all of that stuff god's will god's right you know what i mean that's what it is and so uh it didn't bother you to me it bothers me and carrie was like well they don't want people to it's like 18 remember we used to watch 18 and no one would ever die they'd be shooting ak-47s at each other and no one would ever get hurt it's kind of like that for kids they don't want anyone to die but it bothers me a little bit that like he's really i mean i know he has cause the guy obviously lives, but he's like leaving Darth Vader alive. Like, come on, dude, finish him off. I know you would say he can, he loves him.

He loves Anakin. That motherfucker deserves a freaking Emmy. I'm telling you that right now. Ewan. Ewan McGregor. Ewan's incredible. Ewan is such a good actor that he- Did you cry?

Did you cry? I knew when you'd be crying. I didn't cry. I'm not attached to it, but I'm like, I bet you Donald's crying right now. Oh, my God. He's such a good actor. Oh, my gosh. He really is one of the best actors working today, I think.

Oh. It really made me, him and John Lithgow this week, there's a new show called Old Man, I highly recommend, but John Lithgow in that show, and I was like, gosh, okay, my two actor crushes this week are,

are John Lithgow and Ewan McGregor. I want to write something with those two in mind. I watched both shows, man. Isn't Old Man good? That shit is dope, yo. But it's also dope because of Jeff Bridges now. Come on. Let's keep it 100.

No, of course. Them fight scenes. Holy shit. Yeah. He's like an old Jason Bourne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Old Man is great. Without ruining anything, it's pretty much like if Jason Bourne were a senior citizen

and in hiding, and they'd come for him. Right? But it's got another good twist that I won't, of course, ruin. But it's really good. Keep it to yourself. Anyway, we've got to get on to our show, Scrubs. This was a hilarious episode. I laughed a lot.

Did you? I did laugh a lot. And there's way too many jokes to try and keep up. I know. By the way, I got like pages I mean, we'll never get to everything I wrote down. You know it's a good episode when I fill in the notepad with shit that made me laugh.

There's just so much stuff. Alright, we're going to count in and then I have a surprise for your birthday and also for this episode it's a very special treat for you. So count us in, birthday boy. 5, 6, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made.

About a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's our stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Welcome back, everybody. By the way, I'm back in L.A., so I have my sound effects. I'm so happy to be back in L.A. where all my sound effects are. What you trying to get into one day or soon?

I'm going to just try to do my own sound effects. You know what I've decided? Yeah, you should be like the police academy guy. I've decided that I'm going to be the fucking police academy guy, Michael Winslow. Fantastic. And freaking just make my own sound effects. So therefore, Wu-Tang forever. Wu-Tang forever.

By the way, I was doing, I was Peloton-ing today and I heard the dirtiest song you've ever heard. Cody did like an explicit. No, Cody did an explicit ride. This shit was hilarious. By the way, Peloton, my only note is they need to get more funny people like Cody. Oh, dude, I got a couple that I like. Okay, I know.

I got a couple I like, but I'm not testing the other people. What's the brother's name? What's the dude that won the basketball game? The basketball. What's his name? And I forget his name every time. I don't know. Daniel, will you look up... He won the NBA. He won the NBA one. He's very

motivational. The NBA Celebrity All-Star Game, he won the MVP this year. And he's African-American and he's a Peloton instructor. I can say black guy i'm all i'm allowed no i'm saying to daniel i'm giving him more look up things all right can i play you the song that um go ahead now alex tucson i guess that's his name yes peloton instructor alex tucson named 2022 mba celebrity all-star yes mbp yes that brother uh will motivate if you want to get motivated listen to him you will get

motivated on the other side of things if you want to get motivated and also laugh ride with Cody and dude all right parents if you happen to be listening with your kids um for the next 30 seconds you'll definitely want to not have them hear the song I never heard this song before Cody did not play this shit it's called throat goat have you ever heard this song before. Cody did not play this shit. It's called Throat Goat. Have you ever heard this? And it is not about a goat with a beautiful voice. No, it's not. It's not. Listen to this shit.

I can't believe this is a real song. No. I could take it all. Love it big or small. Make it hit the wall. I'm the throat. I just had to flex. I'm the throat. I'm the throat.

I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat. I'm the throat goat. I'm the throat goat. What's your name? I'm the throat goat. That is, wow. She's the throat goat.

That song is now my favorite song. By the way, it's a bop. I was spinning real fast to it. That shit is awesome. That's my new favorite song. Who is that? Who is that? Kim Petras.

Yeah, Kim Petras, everybody. If you want to jam to Throat Goat. She took a Britney bop, the Britney Spears style, and created a dirty, dirty, naughty, naughty song. I couldn't believe the song. And it's funny that working out to it. Because he continues on. Did you get a boner while you were working out?

No, I don't think that's ever happened in my life. Has that happened to you ever? Even if you're listening to a song called Throat Goat? out no i don't think that's ever happened in my in my life has that happened to you ever even if you're listening to a song called throat goat that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't turn you on just a little bit no well i i no not even a little bit no but i laughed not even a little bit no i laughed because it wasn't about a goat doesn't turn you on a little that's the noise they make by the way it's called a bleat Did you know that trivia? No that I looked it up Because I was curious when I was

After I heard the song I go What do they technically call a goat's noise It's a bleat So it's not about a goat's bleat No no no no She's the greatest of all time Alright are you ready for your birthday surprise Yes

Daniel is the birthday surprise here your birthday surprise? Yes. Dan, is the birthday surprise here? The birthday surprise is here. Let him in. Oh, shit. Let's go. Happy birthday to ya. No fucking way.

You better not. Happy birthday to ya. You're going to fake it and make me lose my heart. Happy birthday. Yeah. All right. Happy birthday, five.

Perfect. Rob. Rob Mashu, everybody. You are amazing in Happy birthday, five. Perfect. Rob. Rob Mashu, everybody. You are amazing in this episode, dude. Thank you very much, Berklee. I wanted to have Rob on for two reasons. A, we love having Rob on, and I know you love Rob, and we always talk about how Rob makes us laugh.

But I was going to have him on at the end just as a birthday surprise, and then I watched the episode, and Rob, you're the star of the episode, so we had to have you on. Rob, so amazing, man. You are so good on this show. And you know what? And we used to make fun of you. I'm going to go run line and all of that shit.

But for real, dude, that shit, dude, you crush this episode. The fantasy is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Which line did I crush in this episode? Jumbo high five from the Todd. Everything's jumbo on the Todd. There's a lot of them. I don't stuff. Which line did I crush in this episode? Jumbo high five from the Todd. Everything's jumbo on the Todd. There's a lot of them. I don't stuff. Rob, you lost weight.

You look skinny. Thank you. No sugar, no flour, no booze. Yeah, no booze is the key. I'm trying to get on that train. That's it, man. 20 down, 20 to go. My dude.

Brad Pitches came out and said that he's been sober for a number of years. And you know that he's my man my, uh, my man crush. Uh, so I'm trying to get on that. No booze train. It's very hard every day. I want to have a margarita even now. Even saying the word margarita makes me want a margarita. Rob, this is the episode, their story where, where the supporting, uh, characters have the voiceover.

Do you remember that one? Yes. And, um, you have a very elaborate fantasy, we'll get to it, but where you imagine what it would be like raising your son. Oh gosh. And you're both in banana hammocks. But then to clarify

We'll get to it. We'll get to it. So it starts off this is their story by the way written by andy schwartz directed by richard wells andy schwartz interestingly enough i believe is the grandson of sherman schwartz right donald yes and my who created brady bunch and many other shows my children and his children uh went to school go to school together and stuff like that. And we see he and his wife, who's also on the show, all the time. She plays one of the interns.

Did she play Slagathor? Yes, Lindsay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. There you go. So, okay. Go ahead, Donald.

You were saying? So, we start the show off and we find out that Todd is now in plastic surgery. Yes. He's found his calling. And this line was delivered very, very, very funny. And I didn't write it down exactly right. Okay, perfect. Just when you think you...

So the supporting cast, three of them have the voiceovers for the most part. Ted, the lawyer, Jordan, and Todd. And JD, I'm mostly not in the episode. And so we hear not only their voices, but see their fantasies. And the first thing we hear in Todd's voiceover, because he's switched to plastic surgery, just when you think you can't see another great pair of boobs, you see an awesome dong. Do you remember this one, dude? Benign, benign and a half.

Yes, I love this one. Benign, benign and a half. There's some classic. Yeah, I got some classic ones. That's a good one. You had a lot to do in this episode and you were very funny. Elliot is in love. That's one of the subject matters. The nurses are thinking about striking because Kelso is being racist and cheap. Kelso has tricked the system and has somehow uh through era uh every month sacred heart gets 50 000 hypodermic needles for 50 and it's been

happening this way for a really long time yes and and lloyd delivers them and he says happy happy needle day lloyd and then we cut to ted who's helping him with his shirt off and he goes i'm a lawyer! Yes. And then he goes... Oh, that was the other thing. Sam, amazing in this episode. Sam Lloyd is so funny in this episode too and Krista Miller is hilarious. Krista, amazing in this episode. So we

gotta say that Lloyd he... Kelso questions whether Lloyd has taken some needles off the truck because there's so many and he says, I don't use needles anymore. And Kelso says, you finally got clean? And he goes, nope, sign here. And then he hands him something.

And Kelso goes, this is a straw, Lloyd. And then in the middle of that conversation, Lloyd notices Elliot across the room. Not across the room. Notices Elliot across the parking lot and runs up to her with a cylinder like package. And she says, you know, I was going to deliver it to

you at home, but since you're here in the parking lot, I'll give it to you now. And Elliot's like, no, that's embarrassing, Lloyd. What's in that package is embarrassing for me. Please deliver it to my house. Kelso, Lloyd, and Ted hear this and open up the package. They got a lot of questions. Yeah, they got a lot of questions.

They have no scruples about opening her mail up the package. They got a lot of questions. They have no scruples about opening her mail at the hospital. And they find a stripper pole. And not only do they find a stripper pole, they have the audacity to go to her home and install it. Break into her home. No, they didn't break. No, Keith did.

No, no. Keith lets him in. Keith is in a pink apron and he lets him in. And he's making cookies. And just to show how well their relationship is going because it's setting up for Jordan to try and sabotage it. But Lloyd and Ted together as a team install the stripper pole. And then Lloyd decides to try said stripper pole out by taking off his shirt

and sliding down it. And then Ted goes, oh yeah. Oh yeah. He goes, you're going to love this. But Elliot doesn't seem that mad about it. She's, she's. Well, no, she's pissed off.

Keith is like, look, this shit is a pain in the ass to put together. I made them cookies. That's his backstory. I made some cookies. This shit's up now. Let's have fun. That's all that matters. So

Todd orders a jumbo latte and then you say it doesn't, oh, you say everything's jumbo on the top and then you say it doesn't, oh you say everything's jumbo on the top and then your voiceover you say it doesn't matter that he's a dude

people should know you're well endowed people always ask me for a jumbo high five now on Cameo for their birthday but that's one of those things that works jumbo high five now on Cameo. And I said for their birthday. But that's one of those things that works. Jumbo high five from the top for your birthday. Everything's jumbo on the top. Yeah, let's give a shout out to Rob Macchio's Cameo.

If you want to get any message from him, go to Cameo where you can get messages sent. I've done it to people. I've sent them messages. Not Rob. Rob, can I ask you a question? I'm going to hire Rob for your birthday. Are you getting in shape so that you can get into the banana hammock again? Yeah, I'm trying to get the banana hammock ready.

Is that what's going on? Yeah, just in case. Well, you know we're trying to do this reboot. We're going to do some sort of reboot. You better be in banana hammock. If there's a reboot, I'm going to be banana hammock ready. I'm not going to let anybody down. We know what you're going to look like, actually, because in this fantasy,

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No flour. No flour. Yeah, that's it. Just meat, fish, vegetables. That's it. What are you working out? The same. You know, same.

It's all about the diet, though. I always tell you, I always say in my memory that Rob told me when he was in peak shape, and this was when he was ripped and on the show and in a banana hammock all the time, that he ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's a day. And I was like, that would be my dream to be able to do that. But I would get so fat. But I guess you were working out so much that you were burning off. You're still playing basketball?

Are you still playing basketball? You're burning off 1,100 extra calories. Are you still playing basketball? Yeah, you should come play, Donald. That game's gotten more civilized. No, it's fun. You should come now. It's an older game.

It's more civilized. It's nice to work out. I old now man i don't even i'm 10 years older than you and how what are you 39 today yesterday's your birth 39 48 whoa uh i hope the words bone organ and suction come into play on your birthday that's a reference to this episode yeah that's when you're um that's when you're uh well we'll get there okay you're trying to get the experience of seeing todd uh try and think of which high five he's gonna offer up that's right yeah i just did it just now in real life too yeah it was amazing so we weren't paying attention. Ted burns his hand on a tea because we hear his voiceover. He goes, oh, man, I didn't get a sleeve. And he goes, but you got this.

You can do it. Just act like it doesn't hurt. And then he grabs the tea, and he's like, ah! But you only see him screaming in his head, and his face is totally calm. And then he drops it and then puts his hand in uh uh another patron patron's ice tea yeah and then walks off and then um in kelso's office where we see the nurses threatening to strike uh ted has a fantasy uh where he has hair now yes now i've never seen this before

neither had i i i don't think i i don't know that I remember as much as this episode. I wasn't in it, but I but this shit was hilarious. Yes. Very, very much. Remember this? Do you remember this fantasy, Rob? I do. I loved it so much. I love Ted's whole storyline, the way he's acting one way. And it is my favorite storyline. And I remember when he shot this

and it was one of the funny i was on set watching it i was so funny i loved it well i thought this fantasy where he kills his mom by the way it's the first time we ever see his mom that should be on scrubs wiki that's not on so the the whole setup is him fantasizing how great it would be if he had hair. So he walks in, and at this point, Ted no longer has a old woman fetish. Because he has hair, he's now kissing young, hot chicks. Two beautiful women on his side. Beautiful, beautiful women. And he's got the most giant, wavy John Travolta in the 70s

main hair. John Travolta in the 70s is a perfect example of what his hair looks like. On Welcome Back, Cotter. And he's making out with these girls and they're walking down the hair aisle to get conditioner, I guess.

Yeah, they're in the market because he's got so much beautiful hair, he needs a good conditioner. And one of the girls says, which one? Which conditioner are you going to buy? And he has a hard time choosing as Ted does. And the camera's zooming in.

It's like a Hitchcock thing. It's like pushing in on all the different conditioners as he starts to panic. He goes, too many conditioners! And he grabs the aisle. What. He goes, too many. Too many choices. And he grabs the aisle. What is it called? The rack.

Yeah, he grabs the rack. And he starts shaking it. And it starts to lean the other way. And just as it's about to fall, he notices that his mom is on the other side. On the other aisle. Yeah, on the other side in the other aisle. He goes, mom. And the thing falls on her. And it other side in the other aisle. He goes, Mom!

And the thing falls on her. It crushes her. It kills her. And then he screams to the camera, No! Like to the sky, like Shawshank Redemption shot. And he's like, Why did I have to have hair? Why? And then when they come back,

like J.D. So if you're not familiar with Scrubs and you're just tuning into the podcast. Why would they start now with this episode? I don't know. Do you think there's anyone? I guess there must be people who never watch the show, just listen to us. Well, the way it works with Instagram, when I say link in bio, usually whatever episode that I'm linked to is what it links to for me so i don't

know if it's like that for other people i'm just wondering if there's people i mean i'm sure there's after that's because so many people happen to be listening i'm sure there's some people who've never seen scrubs who just listen but that would be that must be a weird experience for them that would be weird they're like i just want want to hear him talk I just want to hear Donald If you're just tuning in Rob played a guy with a giant dong Who wore banana hammocks a lot Then we see the Todd again Rob, this is when you

You were complaining that you didn't get set up With any innuendo opportunities Yeah, Dr. Wynn And you said you did your best with carpal tunnel syndrome But I'm not sure he understood That it was a metaphor for vagina. I was earnestly explaining that to Turk. Yeah, super earnest.

You almost felt like you'd let your friend down, that you didn't have any innuendos in that meeting. No setups. No setups. Did what I could. He's not listening. He's not present ever, Todd. He's just always thinking about a sexual innuendo joke.

In your endo. Yeah, in your endo. Or a way to get the five route. Right. Or which word will lead to a high five route right or which or which which one is which which word will lead to a high five yeah by the way i went to a i went to dinner with a friend in new york who kind of like todd was back in the day was like a constant high fiver like while you're talking do you know anyone like this like while you're talking and they make a point and you both laugh and then high fives you

yeah yes now post-co, he changed to fist bumps. I must have fist bumped this dude 30 times over dinner. I'm like, we really need to be done. We fist bumped enough. Did you tell him that? No, but in my head, in my JD soundtrack, I was like, I really feel like we fist bumped enough. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to leave him hanging.

Let's take a break. We'll be right back with more Donald's birthday special with guest star, Rob Macchio. Professional dancer. Cheryl Burke has been part of dancing with the stars since the very beginning 26 seasons of the Samba, the Roomba and the chacha. 24 partners, six finals and two mirrorball trophies. She knows all the secrets, the behind the scenes arguments and the affairs, the flings, the flirting and the fighting. It's time to tell it all on her

new podcast, Sex, Lies and Spray Tans. We'll take you all the way back to season one and up through today for the dance floor drama like you wouldn't believe. Former partners, co-stars, friends, and frenemies will join Cheryl each week. Listen to Sex, Lies, and Spray Tans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, good people. This is Laia. Now, for years, we have celebrated Women's History Month at QLS with a month

of very special programming. This year, we have three Grammy Award winning ladies, Brittany Howard, Corinne Bailey Ray, and Letticey. All three of these artists

make music and write songs that fit many genres. And each will be discussing new songs and albums. We also have the incomparable, incredible queen of dance, Fatima Robinson, who has won NAACP Image Awards, choreographed the Oscars, the Grammys, your favorite Gap ad, and Super Bowls.

You know her from her work with Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, and of course, Aaliyah. And most recently, the color purple. Celebrate women's history with us at Questlove Supreme every week in March. Listen to QLS on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture.

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and more questions from you. I'm talking to my cosmetic dermatologist, Dr. Dan Belkin, about the secrets behind my skincare. Walter Isaacson about the geniuses who change the world. Encore Jane about creating a billion-dollar startup. Dr. Elisa Pressman about the five basic strategies to help parents raise good humans. Florence Fabricant about the authenticity in the world of food writing. Be sure to tune in to season two of the Martha Stewart podcast.

Listen and subscribe to the Martha Stewart podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. We're back. We're back. Hey, now. What you trying to get into a day or soon? What you trying to do? You know what I'd like to do?

I'd like to go get some vegetables and some fish or some meat and get on that Rob Macchio diet. Because you look dynamite. Damn, man. You got to do it. You got to put the. Damn, man. You got to do it. You got to do it. You can do it easily. You can do it, bro. I know I can. I've been on that Peloton too, man. I've been back on that thing.

I put on a sweat. You know those things that makes you sweat? Those suits that are made out of rubber? No, but you just reminded me. Remember when we talked about the electric suit that shocks your muscles? Yeah. I got to get that shocks your muscles? Yeah. I got to get that. I forgot about that. That's just like 25K.

No, it's not. That shit's expensive. Is it really that much money? Ew. Sorry. What are you going to do with that? Oh, what are you going to do with it now? Ew.

I'm going to spit it out. I'll be right back. Oh, he's got to take a break to get rid of that. He can't do the whole show without a loogie in his mouth. I'm sorry, audience. I'm sorry you had to hear that. That was an aggressive loogie right there. I know.

Daniel, don't cut it out, though. I want the audience to experience it just like we did. You just lost three pounds. You got to cut that out. You just lost like two pounds on that. No, we're not cutting it out. It was sitting there. I want the audience to feel it.

I want them to feel it. It was sitting there, man. You ever have shit just sitting in the back of your throat? You should have seen the visual. It was like he had a dip in his lip. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

How's your weed intake? It's less. Good. It's way less, actually. And I appreciate it way more now. And that was what was great about doing the show also. It was like a reward at the end of the day instead of, you know, a reward when I woke up. It was like a reward the other day.

It was supposed to be a reward when I woke up. Yeah, or when I woke up and when I had coffee. That's good. Maybe you can stay on that shit. Yeah, man. I like the feeling of being present a lot more. Me too. You know, the drinking thing, I've...

Yeah, you don't really drink at all anymore. Nah, not anymore, man. I was in New York where it's really hard not to drink, but I'm going to take a break. Brad Pitt inspired me. Yeah, and also what Rob's saying, it's like I'm trying to get thin and just pounding unnecessary sugar is pretty stupid.

That's also a depressant. By the way, the easiest antidepressant in the world is don't pound a depressant. Well, yeah. Also look at it as poison too because that's literally what alcohol is. It's literally poison. You guys would like this. I got a guy at my basketball game and he's constantly texting me like nutritional advice. He's like,

Rob, you got to put MCT oil in your coffee every morning instead of sugar. Rob, you got to do vitamin D three times. You got to micro dose on mushrooms. And you're so lucid. It's the opposite of like being drunk. It's kind of good, you guys.

So you micro-dosed mushrooms? Well, I'm reading you're so lucid it's the opposite of like being drunk it's kind of good you guys so you've microdosed mushrooms well i'm reading a very interesting book about mushrooms and their restorative effects when it deals with depression mental illness addiction and they're different you know you can take legal and illegal uh types of mushrooms and it's very interesting uh i highly recommend it my my wife was talking to me about this recently about quite a few people actually are microdosing mushrooms and you do it with your doctor apparently.

It's not something that you just do on your own. There's a Netflix special coming out in two weeks on this whole topic. Oh, okay. What's it called? This author's name is Michael Pollan. There's a Netflix special coming out. I'm on this whole topic. Oh, okay. What's it called? Written by this author's name is Michael Pollan. Damn, will you look that up for us? A Netflix special coming out. I'm going to want to watch it. It's really interesting. I just ran into an old friend who

said, I've been, who's been doing this. And she said, it's, it's intense, but it's life-changing. And she's been doing it like under the, you know, you don't, don't, we're not recommending anybody do this on their own. I mean, if you choose to do that, that's your thing't don't we're not recommending anybody do this on their own i mean if you choose to do that that's your thing but what we're talking about is a as a supervised thing with a physician or yeah we're not saying you should this is for any this is we're not saying this is for you we're just giving you examples we're not recommending it we're just talking about how it's a thing yeah we're talking about how it's a thing. Talk to Rob. He's a fake surgeon. We're not doctors.

We're not doctors. We're fake doctors. But we play them on TV. Let's get back to the show. Bill Lawrence has a cameo, you guys. Where? You missed the Bill Lawrence cameo? I missed the Bill.

I must have been sipping my coffee. What happened? It's when Jordan is messing with Keith and Elliot for the first time in the coffee box. She says something super mean. I forgot what it is. And then she goes, what? My parents were mean to me. She says something shocking. I hope you get cancer or something like that.

And everybody gasps. And if you look at that moment, I think it was like seven or eight minutes in. If you look at that moment, the group of people behind her that gasp, you see Bill with his jaw dropped. And then she goes, my parents were mean to me to try and justify it. And you hear Bill go, oh, her parents were mean to her.

I remember the part. I just miss Bill and the crowd. There aren't many Bill Lawrence cameos in the show outside of him playing the reverend who marries. Yeah, so he was at the coffee box, and then he made it all the way to the Bahamas. In the world of Scrubs, that character is a janitor at the hospital.

And married the janitor. But, yeah, see, Bill broke his own rules because he's not only a janitor at the hospital, but he's also a reverend in the Bahamas. Maybe they're twins. They're twins. That's a good Ask Bill question.

He's too busy for Ask Bill these days. The man is inundated. Okay. He played basketball the other night. He came out and played basketball the other night with his son, Will. Will's really good, right? Will is starting to dominate. Yeah, he's gotten so good.

Y'all are all old motherfuckers to him. It's like running around with freaking little kids to Will now. He's literally like 20 years old. I love Will. He dyed his hair pink and it reminded me of when Bill dyed his hair white when he was in his 20s. It makes him look even more like his dad.

Is Will better than Bill? Yeah, easily. You didn't hear it from me. Bill knows it too. He knows it. His son is a supreme athlete. He's young. He's strong. I know.

I just think it's funny because Bill's so competitive that his son being better than him just must hurt so bad because he's so fucking competitive. But it's all right, man. One day, your son rocco rocco is on his way to doing that and i look forward to the day where it's like holy shit i can't beat him no matter what i do right um i will be very very proud and very very happy uh yeah and then after that i will start cheating in ways that like Like fouling? Oh, more than that. Jordan gives us the opportunity to see the very rare meeting of the White Beards, Beard Fassé and Colonel Doctor, talking for the very first time together.

They were very close face-to-face, too. Yeah, well, they're having a very intense conversation about what it's like to have a white beard. Yeah. Very close. Scrubs Wiki didn't mention. That's the first meeting of Colonel Doctor and Dr. Beardfusay in the coffee box. I wonder what they were talking about.

Their beards. So we also learned that Jordan, she sliced open Cox's arm while he was sleeping. And his face later on. Later on his face. Later on his face, yes. She Later on his face. She's crazy. She cuts him. When she's had three martinis. Yes, and he doesn't know.

She cuts him thin, though. Like, thin, so that it doesn't... He's taking a sleeping pill, and he doesn't know. He doesn't realize. He doesn't realize. She doesn't cover him deep enough that he can... that it'll wake him. It's so twisted and weird.

Like that's the game she's playing. If I could just get it in deep enough to bleed, but not deep enough to wake him. Yeah. The book, or what is it? Sorry. How to Change Your Mind by Michael Pollan. Is that what you said, Rob?

Yeah. And Netflix documentary is coming soon for those who are interested about microdosing mushrooms in a supervised way that we aren't endorsing. That we are not endorsing. So the nurses have decided instead of a strike, they're going to do a slowdown, which means they're all moving in slow motion because they care for the patient so much. They don't want any harm to come to the patients. Kelso thinks he's got them in a corner because he knows that they'll do anything for their patients. So they're going to do a slowdown when it comes to all the other tasks unrelated to their patients. Yes, like counting syringes, all 50,000 of them. Yes.

And the janitor announces he's the only white guy at his mosque. But Scrubs Wiki points out that the janitor mentions in a previous episode that he converted to Norse paganism. So either one or both were lies. No, he's either that or he's just trying out religions right now. Right, but we know he's a compulsive liar, so he's probably lying on both accounts. He might still be a Norse pagan. We don't know. How's the real estate market going, Rob?

Things have changed. Things have done a big – things are all over the place. They were crazy and now they've cooled off? It depends on the price points. Things are still crazy for homes, and they're a little cooler for condos because interest rates went up. So it's all over the place. Oh, really? Yeah.

Homes above a certain amount are still— Any single family home is always desirable and they get multiple offers. But condos, because they're first time buyers who need a loan, are having a harder time because interest rates went up. So it costs more. But a lot of people, it's like all or nothing. You either have all cash, you know. Yeah, this is L.A. Like you can't buy a house in L.A. unless you have all cash. Yeah.

But then can't you take a mortgage out once you've done, once you've gotten it? Yeah. You know, everybody's full of shit with that all cash shit, man. Nobody has that all cash shit, man. I know, it's crazy. That's that bullshit, man. Hold on now. That's some bullshit, man.

And it's bullshit because there are certain people that really do want the homes. And you're running all these motherfuckers through circles and shit with your bullshit lies talking about, I got the cash and you really don't. And that's some bullshit to all of the people who are really trying to buy homes right now man that's it makes it very difficult about house flippers who are fucking with you well there are people that are trying to buy these houses and they'll say i have all cash and then when it gets down to paying all cash you're like i was bullshitting i really don't have all and then you didn't get the house and you don't get the and you didn't get the house. And you don't get the house, but then they get the opportunity still to pay for the house.

That's some bullshit. Well, what they do is they say, here's an all cash offer, and then they go get a mortgage, and then they tell you on day 28, by the way, we got a mortgage instead. But by that point, the seller's like, whatever, just transfer the money over.

And they lie. That's how they do it. Oh, I didn't know that. That's how one could do it. Is this all over the country, Rob, in major cities, or just L.A., New York in particular that are on fire like this? There are like pockets of on fire all over the country. But, you know, who wants to live in Pittsburgh?

You know what I mean? Sorry, folks. I don't agree with Rob on that, people who are listening from Pittsburgh. I'd rather live. There are pockets of hotness as well. I would just like the record to reflect that I love Pittsburgh. Yeah, New York, there was this viral video I saw on Instagram of a New York – a Manhattan rental open house. Oh, God. rental open house. And the line went down the block for the rental. For young people that were looking

at this one-bedroom Manhattan rental. That's ridiculous. That's bullshit. That's what it is, man. The suburbs aren't growing big enough, man. And the other thing is we old folks don't want to move out

of the city anymore. You know what I mean? The city is still our lifestyle. You know what I mean? Back in the day. LA is weird, though, because it's such a giant city. It's so spread out. Right, Rob?

Yeah. New York or LA? LA. I'm speaking specifically about LA. It's such a spread out giant. Like, you know, you're, you know, I mean, I guess Santa Monica is technically a different city, isn't it? It's outside of LA County. It's isn't it? It's a different city. Is it outside of L.A. County?

It's part of L.A. County, but it's its own city. Oh, okay. Sorry, I'm boring our listeners who are not looking for a home in the Los Angeles area. I am, and it sucks. Oh, yeah. So, Rob, help Donald. All right. Well, that's my technique.

Say you're all cash and then get a loan. It's an easier way, I guess. It's an easier way to get it. So, your advice as a real estate agent is to lie. I mean, well, you know. Well, they're going to see it coming now because we talked about it on the show. Maybe your potential home seller might not listen to the podcast, Donald. So there you go.

Chances are. I doubt that, man. Yeah, because since everyone listens. Back to the show, Scrubs. Sorry for the digression. But some of you looking for a home may have found that interesting. Right, Rob? Yeah. Okay, so now we're at Todd's fantasy.

Todd is asked to imagine – oh, because Donald's upset that Todd is doing a breast augmentation on a 16-year-old girl whose mother wants it. She gifted the child for her sweet 16. And Turk says, as a father, I feel that's completely inappropriate. and, and he says, how would you to the Todd?

How would you feel if you, you know, I have a daughter. He says, how would you feel if you had a child in this position? And then we cut to an older, an older Todd reading the paper in his banana hammock with his

reading glasses on. It's an older version of the banana hammock too. Oh yeah. The banana hammock is like grey. The fire has turned to smoke. And a teenage boy comes in in a banana hammock. This is so weird.

I don't know if it's inappropriate or just weird, but probably both. And the kid says, Dad, I don't want to wear my banana hammock anymore. And Rob says, Why? And he reaches down and the kid off camera pulls out a sock.

He goes, dad, I stuff. And Rob reaches down at a camera and pulls out a big. No, the Todd reaches down. The Todd reaches down and pulls out a giant gray sock. Like, you know, those socks that you wear when it's either doing construction or when it's real, real cold outside. And you don't want your feet to freeze. He goes totally, totally earnestly, son, I stuff too.

And then we cut back to reality. By the way, then they hug, which is so cringy and weird. And then the Scrub Sad music plays. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then we cut back to reality, and Rob breaks the fourth wall and looks directly into the camera and goes, I don't stuff. I don't stuff.

Makes it very clear. But then to buy it back, to explain the breaking of the fourth wall, they made it look like he was talking to Snoop Dogg resident. We said, maybe you should. Yeah. That was Bill's thing, not to break the fourth wall. So we threw in Snoop Dogg with that response. Yeah, I think you might be one of the only non-JD characters to ever break the fourth wall.

I don't know. They covered it with Snoop, though. Should be on. But yeah, but you still look down the barrel at the audience. That's true. It's like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah. Right?

Is that Beverly Hills Cop where he does that? No, he does, yeah. Well, he does it in Beverly Hills Cop and he does it in trading places where- Oh, I'm thinking of trading places.

He does bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich and he looks at the camera. It's pretty amazing they got away with that in that movie because that movie is played so realistic

for the most part. I mean, it's obviously leans i mean come on now this dude's on the street acting like he's blind i know but i'm saying obviously it's heightened for comedy but it's still played pretty real and he looks directly at the audience like come on buddy yeah yeah yeah i mean he's he let's let's keep it 100 he's the master man when it came to that when we were kids man that dude was the king of box office remember when paramount gave out deals i came to i remember when i got to hollywood and paramount had the dopest freaking it had like all It had all of the dope, like Tom Cruise, who I still think is with Paramount, Harrison Ford, Eddie Murphy. Do you remember when all of their movies were just Paramount movies?

I don't remember that in particular, no. When I first came out here, Clueless was a picture on the lot and it was like the lineup of all of the stars that they had uh for the paramount that had paramount deals and i just remember being like so impressed you know obviously because i love actors and i love you know but just like the list of a-list movie stars that they had it was like harrison all in one picture harrison ford tom cruise eddie murphy there was so many more donald faze on alicia stars that they had. It was like Harrison, all in one picture, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Eddie Murphy. There were so many more. Donald Faison, Alicia Silverstone.

Alicia Silverstone might have been in that picture. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back with more Rob Macchio for the Donald Faison birthday extravaganza. Professional dancer Cheryl Burke has been part of Dancing with the Stars since the very beginning. 26 seasons of the samba, the rumba and the cha-cha. 24 partners, 6 finals and 2 mirrorball trophies. She knows all the secrets, the behind the scenes arguments and the affairs, the flings, the flirting and the fighting.

It's time to tell it all on her new podcast, Sex, Lies and Spray Tans. We'll take you all the way back to season one and up through today for the dance floor drama like you wouldn't believe. Former partners, co-stars, friends and frenemies will join Cheryl each week. Listen to Sex, Lies and Spray Tans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, good people. This is Laia. Now, for years, we have celebrated Women's History Month at QLS with a month of very special programming.

This year, we have three Grammy Award winning ladies, Brittany Howard, Corinne Bailey Ray, and Lettucey. All three of these artists make music and write songs that fit many genres, and each will be discussing new songs and albums. We also have the incomparable, incredible queen of dance, Fatima Robinson, who has won NAACP Image Awards, choreographed the Oscars, the Grammys,

your favorite Gap ad, and Super Bowls. You know her from her work with Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, and of course, Aaliyah. And most recently, the color purple. Celebrate women's history with us at Questlove Supreme every week in March. Listen to QLS on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture.

You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from Jon and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else, like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Martha Stewart, and we're back with a new season of my podcast. This season will be even more revealing and more personal,

with more entrepreneurs, more trailblazers, more live events, more Martha, and more questions from you. I'm talking to my cosmetic dermatologist, Dr. Dan Belkin, about the secrets behind my skincare. Walter Isaacson, about the geniuses who change the world. Encore Jane, about creating a billion-dollar startup. Dr. Elisa Pressman, about the five basic strategies to help parents raise good humans. Florence Fabrikant about the authenticity in the world of food writing. Be sure to tune in to season two

of the Martha Stewart podcast. Listen and subscribe to the Martha Stewart podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. And we're back! get your podcasts. And we're back! And we're back! Rob, you know I do all these sound effects myself, right? But I got my own sound effects now, Rob.

Let's hear one of your, he's trying to be like the Michael, what's his name, Winslow? No, Donald, pretend this is you doing it. Ready? Donald's going to do a sound effect. Zach, I love you. Zach, I love you. That's so good, dude. I got a good sound effect.

How about this? Eat these balls, Zach. Eat these balls, Zach. Oh, I need that, Daniel. Eat these balls, Zach. Daniel, get me that one. Eat these balls, Zach. That's what I'm talking about.

Wu-Tang forever. Wu-Tang forever. Sorry, I haven't been near my sound effects in a long time. I'm happy to have them back. Fuck your sound effects machine. Get that one. Get that one, Daniel. Get that one. Let's get it clean. Fuck your sound. Fuck your sound effects machine. Yeah, Daniel, I need

that one too. Gotcha. Rob, do you know this song? It's really popular. All the kids are playing it these days. One more time. Let's go. She just sucked her ex. No gag reflex. It's a song, Rob, that was on my workout playlist called Throat Coat. That's a lot.

I never heard of that one. Throat Coat. Rob, when you hear that song, does it make you a little excited? I want to hear about Rob's potential erection from hearing the Throat Coat song. I think I would work out really good to that song does it make you a little no let me hear about rob's potential erection from hearing the throat good song i think i would work out really good to that song that's not part of my new regimen another song that was is all the whole the whole theme of the ride was dirty songs and one was um kelly rowland with kelly roland has a dirt dirty? Kelly Rowland with a rapper. Will you look that up, Daniel? It was whatever Kelly...

Window to the wall got to be on that shit. How do you say Rowland? Drops down my balls. No, it didn't. All these bitches crawl. All these skeet, skeet, skeet. Kelly Rowland, what about her? Kelly Rowland had a song with a famous rapper, T-Pain.

No. No matter what I do All I think about is you What's that? There's dilemma with Nelly Even when I'm with my boo With T-Pain or Gosh I couldn't remember T-Pain got the

Dopeest lyric I've ever heard in my life She made us drinks To drink I can't remember. It was just a really dirty song. T-Pain got the dopest lyric I've ever heard in my life. What? She made us drinks to drink. We drunk them and got drunk. I can't think of it. It had really dirty lyrics, though, and it was funny. I didn't know that Kelly Rowland did explicit songs. Kelly Rowland?

Kelly Rowland. I keep saying it wrong. Sorry. Anyway, Dan will find it. If anyone can find it, Dan will find it. She's a grown-ass woman, though. I know, but I'm just telling you, the lyrics were naughty. Was it Motivation with Lil Wayne? Yes!

Lil Wayne Motivation. Yes. Baby, let me be your motivation. Yes. Dan, can you pull up the lyrics? There's something about play that shit another one another one was

what's that band what's that boy band like O-Town or something yeah Liquid Dreams yeah Liquid Dreams that was that was on there too yeah Liquid Dreams

they're talking about they're talking about the lyrics are so yeah but it's like the most ridiculous song I gotta play 30 seconds of it hold on you're wondering about the lyrics

for Motivation? Yes. Or at least just recite them to us. I'll read them to you. I don't know if I want to sing them. So, whoa, lover, don't you dare slow down. Go longer. You can last more rounds. Push harder. You're almost there now. So go, lover, make mama proud.

You guys got to listen to this song. This is Liquid Dream by O-Town. Like Jennifer, you got the star of my liquid dream. My liquid dream. I'm leaning on his nips to kiss in the dark. Under the Cindy seat. Hot girl. You know, it's about constructing a Frankenstein woman from all the dreams. Is that what it's about, or is it about freaking having wet dreams?

No, it is, but their wet dream occurs after. It's like the movie, we love, what's it called? Weird Science with Anthony Michael Hall. It's like Weird Science. And they create, they describe this woman who's got like this from Beyonce and this from so-and-so. Now this hot girl. And then they have a liquid dream to her.

Yeah, dude. That boy Trevor could play ball, though. I know that. I used to play ball with him. What are you talking about? From O-Town? From O-Town. That boy Trev could play ball.

Shout out, Trevor. For real, for real. Shout out to Trevor from O-Town. You remember Trevor? Rob? I think so. Should I do Trevor's voice? Yes, I remember Donald.

It was so fun to play with you. Me and Rob played in the NBA Entertainment League. But you traveled, Donald. He was in that league? Sports are so fun, Donald. Sports are so fun. It was very fun, Trevor. Hey, Trevor, you know what was my favorite part?

What, Donald? When I would pass the ball to you. Yeah, I love it. When you passed the ball to me, Donald. And then you would do that move. What was that move that you did? What was that move you did? An alley-oop.

By the way, there's supposedly a really good basketball movie with Adam Sandler on Netflix. Did you watch it? I have not watched it, but I heard it's really good. I heard it's really good, and it's about your favorite thing, basketball. It's not my favorite thing. Well, one of your favorite things amongst stop motion animation and Star Wars. We all

know your favorite things. These are a few of Donald's favorite things. Stop motion animation and of course there's Star Wars. Then there is working out with boxing gloves on my hands if you fuck with me i'll punch you in your mouth also there's marvel and masturbation so uh the todd uh has an internal uh-oh five i don't know if you remember that one rob

yeah one of my lesser known fives. Yeah, uh-oh five. Because you do it with your head. Yeah, you do it inside your head. Because we learned that the surgeon who doesn't want Donald interfering. Yeah. And has a thing with bees. Yeah, that was a really random thing.

Random storyline. Funny, though. We learned your last name oh yeah yeah i didn't know it either at first oh that's me yeah yeah and it's probably after a writer we had uh named todd todd todd quinlan bill bill knows the answers i think there was a guy named something quinlan who was the dp on spin city and i think that's that was our that was our that was our um our pilot dp uh dickie quinlan remember don dickie quinlan that's where he got the name so jordan is ruining this relationship

yeah sabotage she is trying to fuck it up because she doesn't know why, actually. She's doing it because she blames everything on the fact that she had mean parents. But it turns out Jordan didn't have mean parents. They were actually very supportive of her. Yes. That's true. Well, did we learn that? Yeah, we learned that when she's trying to muster up the story to tell uh elliot yes she's just mean she's naturally mean well she's but also she she's taking advantage of

she's taking advantage of elliot and when she realizes that she messed up of the relationship for her friend she feels guilty about it. And she goes to Cox. And that was a pretty funny scene where Cox is like, you know, what you're feeling is guilt. And it upsets her. And then she realizes she needs to talk to Elliot about it. And that's what leads to Elliot taking a nap while Jordan prepares her speech. He cuts her waking up.

She's like, do you really want to talk? Because if so, I should probably brush my teeth. She's been out that long. How about Sarah rubbing up on that flagpole? She wasn't messing around. No, she was not. Donald's face went totally serious. No, she was not.

Sarah looked like she'd practiced. I hear you could get strong on them poles. Yes, it's a workout that people do. How cute was, that's actually, for those of you who don't know, when they cut to Jordan's fantasy that she's like an Oprah Winfrey talk show. She says, how about I just dance with a little kid that looks exactly like me? And out comes little Charlotte Lawrence doing the running man with her.

That was so cute. Very cute. That was funny. That was a very memorable scene. And then Lloyd sees Sarah rubbing on the flagpole and he goes, do you want to make like 12 or 13 bucks? And then they text it to Keith, he does a very nice door hit very good pratfall wow yeah hey he he nailed that no pun intended and um by the way then jd all of a sudden

appears who hasn't been anywhere and um and todd i didn't jd daydreams and realizes it and this was a great moment for me watching you uh rob because your response at the end of it was you played the disappointment very well but you also played the you know i'm you know uh uh the the all right this dude is not good is sarcasm yeah well not just the sarcasm he's of no use to me also but i don't want to hurt his feelings and you know it was a great moment man thank you it says um it says on scrubs Wiki, Todd uses sarcasm for the first and probably last time when he says, that's helpful to JD. Is that what it is? That's helpful. Yeah, it was sarcasm.

And also, I don't think we've ever seen JD. We've never stayed with another cast member as JD has gone off into a fantasy which was right he recognizes it and he says now I gotta wait for him to come back with some wacky yes and I came back and said we'd have to find a lot of gnomes

I want to see what that fantasy was I mean I'm curious well it's clearly something that has to do with a shit ton of gnomes. A shit ton of gnomes. And then, what did you say? I forgot what the setup was, but I wrote down if only my dong could talk.

Oh, yeah. Something about being, if only I could persuade someone. Well, yeah, there's a montage of all three of you uh trying to figure out how to do it and when we cut to you you go only my dong guitar yeah i could convince oh i think there's a setup that's like it's i just need someone i think i didn't read the setup it's like i need someone who's something that's confident and smart and thick or something.

You set yourself up and then you're like, if only my dog could talk. Yeah. Jordan reveals that sometimes she fakes not having orgasms. Funny. That's, that's, I never heard of that as a thing before.

She's so mean. She doesn't even want her partner to know that she's being pleased. That she loves him. It's very funny. It's so funny. That just seems like a miserable, miserable. That's how mean she is. She doesn't want her husband to know that he successfully pleased her. And why not?

And then she cuts him. And then she cuts him in the middle of the night. It's so twisted. And I liked it. I thought the ending was really sweet. It was like it went on to like

the third tier of actors where it got passed off and you see Snoop Dogg resident go I wish they just yeah I wish they knew

my name was Ronald. Why wouldn't they call me Ronald? But what I understand about that is, what's his name? Manly? No, the actor who, Sean, who plays Cabbage. Why didn't he, he was reading The Cup. Right.

So in the world of Scrubs, he just knows that that's his nickname and wrote it down on the cup. Because otherwise Snoop Dogg Resident would have said, yeah, can I get a latte for Snoop Dogg Resident? No, but he doesn't have to. He works at the coffee box. Everybody knows who he is.

Yeah, he's Snoop Dogg Resident. That looks like a fun coffee shop to hang out in. Well, yeah, especially if you love scrubs. No, I'm just saying, like, in real life, I mean, of all those fun people who were in that coffee shop, it looks like a very entertaining place to get your coffee. Well, yeah, if you like to people watch. All right. Let's finish the show. That was a great show.

Rob, we love having you always. You're so funny. You didn't talk much today, Rob. I'm going to be honest with you. You kept it to yourself. Do you feel like your birthday present wasn't good enough? No, I feel like my birthday present didn't have enough bread and sugar and- His low energy?

Yeah, and his low energy today. Would it finish things off okay if Rob took out his cock? No. You need a quick peek of the banana hammock? What do you need, my man? For your birthday. For your birthday. I mean, come on.

You don't have to try and sell me on it. I'm good. Give him a cameo, Rob. No, no, no. You want a happy birthday? Wait, hold on. When you do cameos, do people ever ask you to do it in the onesie yeah they ask

well they ask for the scrubs cap or the hammock and it's just a little too much I have a question on cameo because I imagine anybody could be on cameo

could you be like I want your full cock I'll pay $20,000 no there's no nudity there's no nudity I don't think that's OnlyFans right Rob you're not on OnlyFans

yeah I think I'm not on OnlyFans not yet Rob you should go on OnlyFans and show cock if there was a place wait let me ask you a question if there was a place that's a good question if there was a place fans right rob you're not on the only fans not yet not yet rob you should go on only fans in chokal there was a place wait let me ask you a question if there was a place that's a good question if there was a place that you could go to and they said we'll pay you you know you put up your price and we'll pay that shit like only fans fans rob rob would you go on only fans let's

say if the let's say if some woman or some gay man wanted to see the dong in real life, what would the price be on OnlyFans? We'd have to really brainstorm on a price for that. I'm not quite sure. All right, we'll brainstorm on it, and we'll – Let's try and bring it to the fans. This is how you give the audience a hook to come back next time. On the next episode, we will report to you what Rob has said is his stated price to show dong on OnlyFans.

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