Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 810: My Comedy Show

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

On this week’s episode, JD and Turk show the interns how a comedy show is really done. In the real world, we’re still high on our live show and looking forward to taking this operation on the road. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm recording, Daniel. Thank you for my... I forgot how to do this. It's been so long. So we hit record. I made cookies, guys. Quality set to maximum? Quality set to maximum?

Let me see if my quality is set to maximum. Yeah, it's on maximum. Boom. Yeah. What kind of cookies did you make? I'm going to mukbang right now. Don't mukbang. No one wants to hear you mukbang. Yeah, they do.

Some of these mukbangs get like millions. People are turned on by the sound of chewing. It's true. Well, there's two sides of it. There's the turned on by chewing and there's the misophonia crowd that has to throw their headphones on the ground whenever they hear it. I can't stand it.

There you go. I don't stand it. There you go. I don't think our audience wants to hear you muckbang. I think our audience wants to. I think they do. And so for those of you who don't, just tune out for five seconds. Okay, let me see if I like it. I made this delicious cookie. Yeah, let's see if I like it.

It is a chocolate chip caramel cookie. You made it from scratch? From scratch. Oh shit, he cooking. Let's hear the mukbang. I have the weirdest boner right now. Fire.

Alright, thank you. That was the mukbang section of our program, audience. All right. Thank you. That was the mukbang section of our program, audience. Welcome back. Sorry we haven't done a show in a minute. We've been busy doing stuff. How fun was the live show? How fun was the live show?

That was a lot of fun. So down. I really been looking back on it thinking that was the hardest I've laughed in a very long time. Oh, for sure. For sure. It was crazy. We were in such a very long time. Oh, for sure. For sure. It was crazy. We were in such a safe space with so many people. Yeah.

Thank you, Seattle. Truly. Thank you. First of all, yeah. Thank you, Moore Theater. Thank you, Seattle. Thank you, the crew. Thank you, T-Mobile.

Yes. Thank you, T-Mobile. That was the greatest audience. I got to say, I'm not just saying this. Everyone who showed up, there were 2,000 people there on three levels. And they laughed so hard and created such an energy for us to have to be, hopefully, be funny. And I think we were. And Bill came.

And it was just so funny. And I had so much fun. My favorite part was when you got the audience to sing. I thought that was really entertaining and funny. We sang Guy Love. We sang Everything Comes Down to Poop. We had Chad from Laszlo Bain come sing the theme song live. That was awesome.

We had a wonderful super guest star with Bill Lawrence. Yeah, Bill was hilarious. You were funny, Donald. You were. Thank you. The second Donald gets in front of an audience, he just becomes. You're just so funny. And you're crazy.

I'm a laugh whore. One person said, yeah, you're a laugh whore. But who isn't? One person, Bill asked the audience, what's the most medically accurate comedy, medical comedy? And one person said house. And Donald got up and tried to escort them out of the theater it was so i was literally on my way he was on his way out if his sister hadn't begged for me

to please let him stay and say that he was just being funny so there were so many moments before we go before we go and i need to apologize there's a humming in the background and that is because of a sofa being fixed in my house right now. That's one. Also, two, I'm a bit under the weather, so if I sound a little different and I don't sound as sexy as I normally do, and you miss the muck bang, but you kind of are like, the voice isn't really there today, I apologize. Yeah, you do sound like you have a cold, but we at least got to hear you muck bang. Would you like to hear it again? No, I think we're good in terms of...

Just one more bite. Sure. All right. All right. Hold on. I have to shift. Yeah, that was a blast. So we're going to do more

because this was sort of our test pilot to see if we thought it would be good and if it came out well. And we all had such a fun time. Right, guys? That was a blast. It was really, really fun. I cannot wait to do it again. Yeah, for sure.

You know, I want to give a shout out to our one and only Joelle Monique who really put the show together. Yeah, thank you, Joelle. You deserve your flowers, young lady. Truly. Joelle, get your flowers. I appreciate it. You know, I'm not going to say anything, but, you know, some people were supposed to come on board and do some stuff.

They didn't. Leaving it all up to you. Joelle did it all, and Mark helped a lot, my assistant. Mark, dude, let's give it up for you it's really on top of it Mark needs flowers too because that became his full time job

with Joelle let's give it up for Joe also because you know Joe crushed it he directed we all had call times and stuff

yeah Joe Joe put a crew together and he directed the whole thing so we are going to release the audio for this by the way, eventually. We just got it.

We kind of just now it was such a success, and it was so much fun. We're all kind of lit up, and now we're going to figure out like, okay, we're going to do more, obviously, and tell us where you want us to come because we're going to come. We'll start domestically, obviously, but then one day. I really think we should hit Australia. I really do, man. Yeah, one day.

That would be so fun to do. I think just logistically we'll probably start in North America. No doubt. But I just want you to know. I would love to go to Australia. Are you kidding me? I'd love to go to the land down under.

Germany, London, Austria. Sorry. As we give one more shout out to Carmen, who was our associate producer on the show. She did a lot of work while she was there too. Carmen did a great job. Carmen did a great job. Way to go.

It was so fun, you guys. I really, I've been, I just been, I find myself laughing at something that was said. And the audience just was, I just want to thank the audience. They were so supportive. And they created an environment where we were just like, okay, they want us to be crazy, we'll be crazy.

It was just so safe. It was like a rock concert. Dude, the most unsafe I felt was Zach behind you. That was the most unsafe I felt. Yeah, well, the audience that wasn't there, you'll hear that when you hear the show. It's a little inside joke for those of you who weren't there. That's an inside joke for the people in Seattle,

but you'll hear it all when we play it for y'all. But it was so fun, and it's such a high, making that many people laugh and singing. It was like a variety show. We sang, Donald did a little dancing. We did a Q&A. DJ Daniel DJed at the top of the show? Shout out to a dj'd at the top by the way shout out to daniel for djing at the top of the show that was my pleasure fucking killed it audience was really

hype on that although daniel you had a couple more minstrel jokes that are gonna have to go next time i loved them i know joelle loved them like a proud sister i turned to donald once or twice i was like no next time he's not doing it no problem your songs were amazing though great job and he was doing all the shit Donald wanted to do the turning and all the flair

like he was in Tom Cruise in Cocktail but instead of making a cocktail he was spinning music DJ Donald's a real DJ y'all don't think't don't don't think that this shit is fake and i like the button pusher and i like the wide array of music you were playing thank you try to play a little bit everything you really you really jumped around there was music that donald and joelle loved the new that i didn't and then you dropped some shit i

knew it was my pleasure. It was fun. It was a good crowd. Everybody was really— The crowd was amazing. They were so wonderful and fun. We gave them a good show. We put it all—I was so nervous. I really was. I was just anxious.

I wanted to deliver for everybody. I wanted it to be funny. It was the first time we were trying this. It was nerve-wracking. And then by the time we walked off stage, I just felt so high and happy. It was a good time, man. It really was. To go back to it, even however many weeks this is later, it still kind of puts a warm feeling and smile on my face.

You know what I mean? Yeah. You know, I've experienced love like that. We've all experienced love like, you know, oh, my God, that's or oh, my God, aren't you? And that feels good. There's part of you that's like, OK, I'm doing something right because I just touched somebody and they just had the they just couldn't help it. And they had to just blurt that out just now. Right.

That was one of those moments where it was like, yo, we're putting on a show. Who wants to come? That's a very vulnerable feeling as an entertainer. Yeah, of course. That's a very, very vulnerable feeling. And to know that not only did we sell out, we gave them a good show and they had a good time when they left. Yeah.

Man, I'm so appreciative to all of you that came and those of you who are going to get a chance to listen to this and those of you who are gonna get a chance to listen to this and uh and those of you you were listening now man we never really get that opportunity we do get the opportunity to say it but we don't say it enough and i want to say it now because that live show was banging dude that shit was fire man yeah it was so fun and by the way the all you know it's when you're a performer whether you're a singer you're a comedian you're a sketch comic whatever you're doing in front of people the audience's energy fuels the show and they came with such amazing positive energy ready to laugh that that that fed all of us to to put on an even better show because i don't think donald i can speak i can speak for

us all that we weren't expecting that kind of reaction. And so that just made us go crazy. Yo, Joelle walked across the stage in the background trying to hide from the audience and they started screaming. That shit was weird, yo. I love when that's happening.

Joelle, you're like a kid at the school play peeking their head out from the curtain. Why are you walking across the stage? We were in makeup. There's makeup rooms in the back and it was quiet and cooler than it was in a lot of the other spaces. So I was like, well, we'll just go over here and I'll just have my makeup lady finish me off before we go on stage. And then I forgot that we did not have a curtain or anything blocked when we came out. I was like, I'll just like try to slide and book me.

Joelle gave the audience a spoiler peek at her fit. thing blocked when it came out i was like i'll just like try to slide well to well give the audience a spoiler peek at her fit it was you know the other moment that sort of elicited that reaction was the end of guy love which felt like a full band stand like i don't know what's uh uh the rolling stones like standard where they like play the first notes and the audience is like, beside themselves, so excited. It was for sure one of those moments. It was like John Legend came out on stage and was about to sing, like, you know,

We're just ordinary people. I'd rather hear Guy Love myself. I do like that song, though. We crushed it. The other song I fucked up song, though. Well, we crushed it. The other song I fucked up a couple times. Everything comes down to poo. But the audience liked it when we fucked up, I think. They did.

They loved it. I shouldn't say we fucked up. I fucked up. I was about to say, dog, don't lump me into that shit. You tried to. It was great. You guys really crushed it. Yeah.

Daniel, you are going to cut that so we can have an episode for our listeners, right? Absolutely. I got all the audio already. You guys aren't going to believe it. It was so, I mean, this show that we're just doing in front of our Zoom monitors, but in front of 2,000 of the most raucous, fun, ready-to-laugh people. It was amazing. It was really great.

What's going on? And BL really came with it, man. Wow, Bill was hilarious. Oh, my God. As always. We got to have a guest. As always. We got to have a guest every time.

I feel like every episode will have a different Scrubs cast member, or it could be someone like Brendan Fraser or Johnny C or Krista Miller or Sarah Chalk or Judy Reyes. I think Sarah Chalk, Judy Reyes, and Johnny C should be the first three right out the gate. Do you think we should do Sarah Chalk, Judy Reyes, and Johnny C should be the first three right out the gate. Do you think we should do Sarah Chalk in Vancouver? I think we... Make it real easy for her.

I just feel like there has to be a little story behind each guest. My man, that's fire idea. That's a fire idea. Everybody in Vancouver right now just got a little bit of movement. There was just a little bit of shifting. It was a shift.

I was thinking we could do, I don't know, I was thinking that with each guest, this is just random, but I was thinking Neil comes on. Neil's an improv sketch comedian genius. So like we could do a segment with Neil where he teaches you and I how to do like, I mean, we know the basics, obviously, but like he walks us through like an improv thing, right? And then we get call outs from the audience and the three of us do an improv sketch with Neil, like something like that.

Wouldn't that be funny? That'd be great. In Chicago? Sure. That one we should do in Chicago. Well, and also it's like the improv capital of the country. Right on. There you go, Donald.

Brilliant. You're thinking. It's going to be fun. We got to plan it now. Joel, I hope you don't have any other jobs. No, we're going to get you help. We're going to get it. Now that we're doing it for real.

Now that we're doing it for real. You're going to carve it and done. That's it. Your lives are over. No, Joel. help we're gonna get it now that we're doing it for real no now that we're doing it done that's it y'all y'all your lives are over no joelle joelle i want you to know that that was kind of the pilot and we're gonna get like a proper tour manager when we tour oh i'm so looking forward to it i'm not gonna leave it working with somebody who knows what they're doing well i'm gonna say joelle and you're and you're and not to give you your flowers uh you really took on something you didn't know much about and did a fantastic job. It was a learning curve, but it was exciting to learn it.

So I'm glad it all worked out. I'm so glad Mark showed up and was like, let me just handle this portion of it real quick. I was like, Mark, a genius. Yeah, Mark helped a lot. I got to say say mark really stepped up and uh you know how we like it zach and i like to walk in do that thing walk out that's what you did i participated in some planning that's what you did well that's okay my bad no idea what happened joelle you know joelle you know how I like it yeah yes yes I do boo

I try to keep it that way for you Donald just shows up he's like oh shit it's like lit and there's furniture yeah oh my god dude this shit I was just as surprised

as the audience was I was like this is fire what's the runner show oh shit we gonna sing night Donald's like Donald's like

Bill's here Donald's like somebody made a call sheet? We sounded good too on Guy Love. Yeah, well, we sounded, we sounded, we improvised a little bit.

Like, everything was just beautiful. It was a great night. Next time we sing, I'll, I'll be, I'll be off book. I was holding the lyric sheet,

which I, which I, which I don't, which is just, it was insecurity about fucking up the lyrics. I just holding the lyric sheet which I which I which I don't which is just it was insecurity about fucking up the lyrics I just held it but then I

then I fucked up because I was overthinking the lyrics obviously I know the words to those songs I just had to get not have the crutch of the lyric sheet

but we I didn't fuck up Guy Love and that sounded perfect so I wanted to tell you I did Pete Holmes' podcast and I find Pete Holmes to be one of one of the funniest stand-ups there is Bill and I went to tell you I did Pete Holmes' podcast and I find Pete Holmes to be one of the funniest stand-ups there is

Bill and I went to see him rehearse his hour-long special that's going to be coming on Netflix that he's shot since and we were just belly laughing

it was so funny and I went to his podcast and he has two things I told him we were going to steal for our podcast he goes when someone says something

he goes speed agree I speed agree on that speed agree what is speed agree on that. Speed agree. That just means like you agree so fast, like you don't even finish your thought. I like that. That's good.

And the other one is a scandal noted. So let's say you want to talk about someone who has problems. You can talk about them. You just go scandal noted. But I do want to say that. That's good cover i like that because we were trying to talk about some people that have been canceled or have you know issues but you still want to be able to make your point so you say like the thing about cosby scandal noted

was that he all right oh my god so if it's all right with you, I'd like to steal from Pete Holmes a speed degree and scandal mode. Should we begin the show, Donald? Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate

I said here's some stories That we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Very funny episode. Very funny episode. Some real HR issues. Some real HR issues.

Yes, but I will say this. Yes, scandal noted scandal noted that's funny see you've already got it donald scandal noted jd and turk would have been fired for their behavior on this talent show real quick oh my gosh from back in a day from back in a day when they were interns to when they decided to do to to make their own interns do it yeah they would have been completely i just kept cringing i kept cringing i mean like it's funny that i only cringed at one joke i only cringed at one what the asking the two women to themselves up no well you should have cringed at that one scandal noted oh the way i mean brady that was cringe yeah didn't he get mad at you for that yeah he did very

yeah well understand wait i apologize and i apologize 100 yeah you did apologize i remember that i did to his face after he stepped to me like yo what the fuck did you say i was like oh shit wayne i'm so sorry. I am so sorry. Well, you know, I think you were not at a point yet, and you are now. We both are. Where we were still wide-eyed enough to be like, okay, if he wants me to say that, I'll say that. Like now I would say like, I would never, I'm not going to say that. Right.

I mean, we were just trying to be funny too. You know what I mean? And that was what I was trying. You know, it was like, I'm just trying to be funny, dude. I were just trying to be funny too you know what i mean and that was what i was trying you know it was like i'm just trying to be funny dude i'm just trying and it was like at your expense at your you know what i mean that's not really funny that's just stupid and yeah i apologize to him then i apologize now too i think that was a tasteless joke i'm sure he's forgotten you forgotten that yeah i'm sure he's forgotten me too i think that he's forgotten you you're a legend he's such but anyway let's talk about the show he's an amazing let's give him his flowers too

while we're since we're here he is an incredible performer yeah amazing performer amazing broadway performer yeah all that stuff no johnny c in uh episode 8 10 uh this must be johnny c's turn to take a break but they they bring in Sonny and, uh, Joe. It's a big, this really feels like, you know,

in hindsight, there's Billy in hindsight, we really see Bill teeing up what he's going to try and do for season nine, which is make these interns the star. This one is really about Sonny and Joe. I really feel like this was the path right here. This was the blueprint. The handoff? I feel

like this was the blueprint. Bill said it. Look, this is how we should do the show. We can still have the main characters of the show, but let's phase them to the background and put them in the mentorship part. Johnny C's Kelso will have you guys play the mentors,

and let's just make the show about the young guys. You know what I mean? The young ones. And it really does work. Sonny and Joe were actually a great, that's a great, I don't know what happened. I don't know why the two of them didn't, why that wasn't season nine,

but that would have, that was really funny. They were a part of season nine, weren't they? Well, Joe was a part of it. Is Sonny in season nine? Denise is a part of season nine.

Sonny's only in one episode. Oh, okay. Well, they walk in and they called Joe, Denise, dude chick. Dude chick.

Elliot tells her that, you know, because Joe is so dedicated to being there all the time. And Elliot says, look, you got to blow off some steam. You got to, you got to, you can't just stay, you know, because Joe's staying all night long. And the other interns are going and having drinks and at least having some social life. Well, I was going to say that also. This is the episode that we're learning joe's actually uh denise is actually a really good uh intern slash doctor she's actually one that cares even with this exterior of of you know this hard exterior that she has the show opens up with her warming someone's bedpan so they can go take a shit.

Yeah. She does care. And her bedside manner is still a bit gruff, but she's working on it. She's making strides with that. Everything's tracking. Elliot says that some babies smell like ham. She thought this was related to how she used to warm up her sandwiches in the baby incubators.

But then she realized that some babies do, in fact, smell like ham, and she calls them ham babies. She runs into one on the way out of this first scene, and she smells it, and she goes, ham baby. So I've never smelled a ham baby, but i do love the way a baby's breath smells a baby's breath there's nothing fresher than the baby's breath so it's like listen it's even a line in the most deaf song but look check this out it smells like uh breast milk but vomit vomit, right?

Yeah, exactly. All of you out there who have kids and remember when they were babies know exactly what I'm talking about. I mean, I didn't do this, but I could literally take my nose and just stick it in my kid's face. That's so sweet. I can't do it right now because I'm stuffed up. Yeah, right now you wouldn't be able to get that beautiful breast milk vomit scent. Yeah, you can't beat it.

I wish I could, I wish I could, I wish I could scent that in a candle. So for the second time in Scrubs history, we know that, we learned that Carla

has whiskers on her, on her areolas. But this one's gray. The first time. And as thick as a thorn. The first time was when Turk drew a drawing of it and it looked like a walrus. Yeah.

And now she plucks a giant, I mean, it's a giant. How did she let that hair get that long? It looks like a thorn from a cactus. It looks like a cactus thorn. How did she let that get so long? I mean, that's not, that was, that almost needed brushing. It's clear that her breast area

is not part of her and Turk's sex life. Like, ever since he saw the walrus, he was like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Just keep the bra on. Let's do it a different way. So...

Well, that's quite a hair. I mean, that hair could use... That shit looked like it was from a cactus, man. If there's multiple down there, she's freaking... It's like she's... Like the nipple is being protected with thorns. I mean, that was to the point where if she's going to keep it, it needs conditioning.

I mean, it was quite a long hair. I don't think conditioner will do anything with that hair. Well, she could have just pulled on it with some shampoo and then pulled on it with some conditioner. I don't think that would curl it. I think that thing was just a straight up, like a tusk. I just don't understand that it was like a tusk. She pulled it and it didn't even fall.

It was just a straight, and it was thick. It was just a straight air. I think they went too long with it in directorial choice. It wasn't believable. I don't, yeah, I don't know. So then Kelso and the janitor both witnessed this, right? But Carla doesn't see that the janitor notices. No, she sees that he notices.

No, she doesn't. She does? I thought he popped up and was like, what the heck? And then Kelso, and she was like, oh, God, act like you didn't see it. And then Kelso goes, what the heck? And she's like, oh, shit. Okay, you're right. So she just knows she's going to gaslight the janitor for the whole episode.

She really fucks his mind up. She fucking successfully gaslights him. He's questioning everything, even the fact that he was in the fugitive. Right. This has got to come back around. This guy has to come back around full circle. I love that the fugitive callback is in it, though. Yeah.

He's like, was I even in the fugitive? Under his breath, he says it. She doesn't even hear him say it. So his secret's still safe. It's fucking hilarious, dude. Yeah, because the secret he told to JD. You tell anybody, you're dead. Right.

And then, oh, Judy doesn't, Carly doesn't hear him say it this time? No, she doesn't hear him say, maybe I was even in the future. Oh, so his secret is safe. His secret is still safe. She's still trying to figure out a way to freaking console him after she's mind-fucked him so good.

You know, I just realized something I didn't realize with regards to Neil's cameo in Shrinking that I didn't realize. I just thought it was sweet that Neil was Harrison Ford's character's patient. I didn't realize that they have that connection back to the fugitive. Did you? Yeah, and Indiana Jones.

What is Indiana Jones? He's in Kingdom Skull, Crystal Skull, I mean. Neil is? Yeah. Wow, I didn't know that. But I just realized, it's funny, that's such a blind spot, because I went, oh, it's just cool,

Neil's doing a cameo because he's part of the Bill universe, and then I went, oh, it's just cool. Neil's doing a cameo because he's part of the Bill universe. And then I went, oh, no, they have that moment in Fugitive together. That's so cute. Kimball! Kimball! Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.

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And I say, well, is it all you care about? Because if it's not, it's going to be pretty hard for you. If you're not on fire. It's like opening the door of an oven, and it's like, wow. You know, you take a step back. It's all they think about. It's all they talk about. It's all they care about.

They don't have relationships. They're not good friends for other people. This is just what they're laser-focused on. Yeah. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, so the interns are going to put on a sketch show. I guess every year the interns put on a sketch show and they roast the senior staff. put on a sketch show and they roast the senior staff.

And this year, J.D. and Turk are in charge. And unlike most years where the interns are allowed to write their own sketches, J.D. and Turk decide that they're going to write all the sketches for them because they're hilarious. Because they're funnier than anybody else in the hospital. Yes, and they're very excited. I've never seen them so excited about anything. Well, here's what it comes down to. They're like giddy schoolgirls well here's what it comes they're like giddy school girls here's what it comes down to yes their senior staff now so they get to do

whatever the fuck they want matter of fact their mentor the dude that they go and get beers with and shit like that and the dude that used to fucking uh uh haze them and stuff and then became their friend and is giving them the best advice is now the chief of medicine. Yeah. So they're like, yo, this is our hospital, man. We run this thing.

Turk and JD are running the show. It's their thing. Yes. And they know it. Yeah. And the flashback. Oh, my God. There's so many moments.

Wait, before you get to the flashback, which is one of the funniest fucking things i've ever seen in my life but um this is the first moment they would have been fired when they asked for two volunteers who are willing to go full frontal now they don't specifically say that they need to be women but um they do say that whomever it is is going to be rubbing oil on each other and i don't even know why that that was it was related to a sketch that they had written i don't i i think oof i think we're treading in waters that i have no clue no scandal noted i'm just saying that this is uh we would have been as as as as doctors quickly fired for asking our interns to rub lube on each other at the talent show. Male, female, them, they, or whatever you want to say, my friend.

Yes. Like that. So I apologize for J.D. and Dirk's behavior during the talent show in whatever year this was. That's just like, I don't know what I'm being like. That's like, oh, man, that's horrible. Never mind. The flashback, when you come out as a that's like oh man that's horrible the flashback when you come out as a loma now mind you a loma this is a loma by the way playing nurse roberts

again in the flashback she's back to nurse roberts now not yeah not surely again right that's not surely and you are so fucking funny and she's enjoying love j I love Jesus. And Jesus, he loves me. Jesus. You're so funny. Now, Aloma, the character, Nurse Roberts, is enjoying it at first. She's like, I do love Jesus. I do love me some Jesus.

She's not offended at all. She thinks it's funny. She's down to be teased. She's like, until Jesus comes out. And Jesus comes out and goes, shalom and nanu nanu, my friends. Nurse Roberts is not like that at all. Nurse Roberts is not playing with that. Nurse Roberts is not.

And she tackles. She tackles Jesus. Oh, my God. She tackles Jesus. Oh, my God. She tackles Jesus. Nurse Roberts went from enjoying this show to getting on stage and tackling JD because he's playing Jesus. And he said, shalom. The line before she tackled Jesus was, I do love me some Jesus. No, the line before was, shalom and nanu nanu, my friends.

The line from Nurse Roberts before she tackled Jesus was, I do love me some Jesus. Yeah, but what put her over the edge was shalom and nanu nanu. Good. And I'm giving the peace sign. Yeah. You did. I wonder what the end of that sketch was.

That sketch was hilarious. the end of that sketch was. That sketch was hilarious. Did you guys really miss each other? If I remember right, Donald was off and then you were off. We always missed each other. We missed each other if we were just wrapped

at dinner time and didn't see each other until the morning. Y'all were on another level in this episode, though. It seemed like you guys were like yes finally we're back i mean at this point we had just i mean it just had been it had been it's polished at this point we had done it so much that it was like well we were having fun we're clearly in this episode you and i are clearly cracking each other up there's a point i mean we're making this stuff up, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of improv here in this one. And I also remember, I can see in your face

when you think you're holding it together, but when Jimmy, the overly touchy intern, is massaging your breasts, you are cracking up on the inside. Yeah. Darren was so funny in this. Oh, my God. This is all a prelude to Mad TV.

This is all a prelude to Saturday Night Live. Yeah. I laughed out loud. After Aloma tackles JD as Jesus, you go, there will be a 20-minute intermission. 20-minute intermission. I know that was improv because I remember that just being from theater, being at my parents' theater, and freaking somebody coming out on stage

because they needed to be in the show, and they didn't have no other part. And so you'll be the intermission motherfucker, all right? That's who you're going to be. So they do that first act right at the National Black Theater in Harlem. Shout them out. They got a show on Broadway right now called Fat Ham. Oh, that's doing really well. Yeah. National Black Theater, shout you out.

Sade, oh me. Fat Ham is really popular. That was one of the shows everyone was talking about in New York. Marcel Spears, shout him out. Picasso at the LaPanda Gille, baby. For life, baby. For life.

He and I did a play together and he's on Broadway right now as Fat Ham. I got to digress for a moment. I saw four one-person shows in New York when I was just there. Wow.

It was my one-person show trip for some reason. I saw Jodie Comer in Prima Facie. That was amazing. Then I saw the best magic show I've ever seen called Inner Circle, which you have to go see.

It's like close-up magic in a theater, but a very small theater. I got a magician, an Israeli magician named Asi Wynn. Incredible. Then I saw a one-woman show, which is a spoof of one-person shows. That was hilarious. And then I saw Alex Edelman, who's a comedian, and he did,

he's a really, really funny comedian, and he's a Jewish guy, and he went and attended an alt-right meetup in Queens. And so the show is the story of him attending an alt-right gathering. And it's so crazy and insane, but also hilarious. Braver than I.

Yeah, I couldn't do that. There's no way in hell. I mean, I would have to be blind like freaking Dave Chappelle was in that sketch. No, you couldn't go because you— And not know that I was black because I would— I mean, I just imagine some of the things you hear somebody say in that shit. Yeah. I don't know if my heart could take it.

I know. It's insane, but he's presented in a really comedic way. And I recommend all four shows to people. That was really good. We're going to take a break. And we'll be right back. Right, Donald? Yes, we will.

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Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. All right, back to our show, Scrubs. Donald. My love. So that was so funny. We talked about that. So Joe, um,

ignores Elliot's advice. So they have a patient named, um, Brianna. Right. And she has heart issues. She has some issue where she's, uh,

she has immune, immune, um, immune disorder where she's very vulnerable to getting sick. Right. That's what it is. And she's so sick almost every month. And she almost dies almost, to three times, four times a year or some shit like that.

So her mom is very protective of her. The kid is complaining about it. Never been out. Never gone outside of the house because of her ailment. Right. And so... Never seen no parts of another person's body is pretty much what we're trying to say.

Right. She has no experience with anything. I don't know how old she is. Is she like a... She's at least an older teenager. All I know is they're trying to get her out so she can at least dance with another person. They want to take her out so she could at least dance right with another person they want to take her out and and the mom is saying no and um joe says because she could get

so sick if she dances with somebody or even just sips a beer next to somebody that she could wind up back in the icu of course could die and it's just the thing between the mom saying, look, I know what's best for her, and both Elliot and Joe, independent of each other, are trying to get her to have a chance to get outside and feel like a normal kid. Right, but some of these people aren't taking their own advice. Right, because Elliot goes and talks to her even though she advises joe not to well we

find that out later how funny is that fantasy is it a fantasy or a callback when i go this is our sketch show and i keep slapping you and you keep slapping me our sketch show our sketch show it's a fantasy and then you slap them then you snap out of it and you're like oh it's all right if you're late our sketch show i remember shooting that i do remember shooting that that was funny i remember getting slapped and looking into the camera and all of that stuff and each time you go yeah our sketch show this is our sketch show no one one picks Denise as a scene partner. The janitor tells Carla that he did see her pluck out her hair. And she's like, no, you didn't.

And he makes all these noises. He does a whole shtick with the hair, like boing, boing, and then he plays it like a violin. I wasn't here yesterday. That's Carla's excuse for everything. I wasn't here yesterday. She really commits to the gaslighting route. I mean, if you're gonna gaslight you might

as well commit right she goes all in you can't half-ass no gaslighting you can't be like you know i wasn't here yesterday or maybe i was right and then expect to win he's all baked and tired i'm just sick man I'm on that fucking are you taking weed as part of your medicine no that D not the dick but what's the other D you're on that thick D no not that vitamin D

you ride in that thick vitamin D no it's that over the counter medicine oh Dayquil not Dayquil D but what's the other one that they got? Dick. Madam Mucinex. Mucinex D.

Oh. D. Ah, yes. Mucinex D. Mucinex D. That was the first one you think of. I think you may have added some ganja to your regimen. No, but that's what the name of it, because there's also the Clarity D.

Yeah, no, you're totally right. Mucinex D. No, you're right. You're right it, because there's also the Clarity D. Yeah, no, you're totally right. There's a bunch of Ds. Advil D. Did you add anything to your regimen? Wu-Tang forever. Wu-Tang forever. I mean, if I'm going to keep it 100. Yeah, please keep it 100. I felt like I could dry out some of

that mucus with some smoke. I was wrong. I probably inflamed that motherfucker a little bit more the point is yeah i'm on that d yeah you're on that thick d um i got some of that big fat d up in me the janitor says that he wants judy uh carla's nipple hair he wants to he collects things he says and he wants to put it between his molars and a snug, which is a snail-slug hybrid that he was able to splice together unsuccessfully.

Yes. That had to be Neil just making shit up. Absolutely. That smells of Neil riffing. But I can imagine that too, just the two animals sliced and then tried to stick them together. I like that he says he was able to splice together

unsuccessfully. Yeah. A slug and a snail. He commits, yo, dude, he has like straight up murderer tendencies, the janitor does.

But again, we don't know if it's all a lie. We don't know. I mean, we have seen him with his squirrel army, so we know that's true. Right. And he captured those squirrels and killed some of them too, if I do remember correctly.

I think all. Wow. See? There are no squirrels around the hospital anymore. That's true. They don't have issues with squirrels. the hospital anymore That's true They don't have issues with squirrels I mean these are murderer tendencies These are things that

People who Later on in life He wants to kill me He says it lots of times All because I put a penny in the door Why did I put a penny in the door? I don't know But you did it JD did it I know we never analyzed door? I don't know. You just, but you did it.

JD did it. I know. We never analyzed that, though. We haven't gotten there yet. But when JD admits to putting the penny in the door, but why would JD put a penny? It doesn't make any sense. To be an asshole? No, it's his first day, and he gets accused of putting a penny in the door.

It's just like Cobra Kai, man. The janitor is fucking Johnny, and you are fucking LaRusso. And you come into the new area, and you're just fucking up all of his shit because you're the new guy, and you have this entitled feeling, and you decide to put a penny in the door and mess up his day. And because of that, he's now viewed as the bad guy. It's Cobra Kai. I don't believe this narrative.

I don't believe the narrative that JD on his first day as a widened intern purposefully put a penny in the door to break the emergency door in the emergency room. What the fuck is that? I think JD, if he, if, if he does admit to that,

like I think he does, right. I think he was just trying to find some closure with the janitor. Why would he do that? I don't know. We got to go back and figure. It has to be for some malicious reason. I've never really thought this out ever.

We're going to learn soon. Or we'll at least get the very specific reasoning soon. But he does admit it, right? That's what i do recall that season eight finale but that doesn't make any sense he must be just saying like hey let's have some closure yeah i did it yeah because wikipedia says jd accidentally stuck a penny in the door and i don't know how somebody accidentally sticks a penny in a door hold that door he probably He probably flipped it to try to. They should have done it. That's what it was.

I got it. What? See, this is why weed, this is why weed sometimes is. Oh God. Oh God. Hi, I'm Donald Faison for weed. This is what happened.

JD was running extremely late that day and he was excited, if I do remember correctly. Yeah. And he was trying to get through the door, but it was closing. His MacGyver-like instincts kick in. Oh, my God. Shut the fuck up.

He pulls out a penny and kicks it. He doesn't have MacGyver-like instincts. He's John Dorian. He has instincts for musical theater. Angle it into the sensor so the automatic door slides open. It's broken. He flees the scene knowing that he broke it. Comes back later.

The janitor's there. JD, like all people, when they're guilty of something, admit it in some way. Well, maybe there's a penny. Maybe somebody put a penny in it. I think if anything, a penny fell out of JD's pocket and he realized

it must have come from my pocket. He's not purposeful. I like my story better. My story is way more heroic. Yeah, your story is... It's like Indiana Jones-esque and you need to run with it. Your story is weed-based.

But it's very Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones slash Alabama Jackson slash MacGyver-ish. All right. Let's get back to the show. So then there's another HR nightmare. We're trying to make sure that the woman who's playing Elliot has a flat enough ass. Yeah, we wanted to go get some cardboard. And we're examining the woman's ass, and we're like, it's not flat enough.

JD says, I've chewed on that thing. Yeah, I've chewed on it, yeah. And it's flatter than Dale Beer. By the way, Sarah has a very nice bum, for what it's worth. Oh, God. Yes, Sarah has a very nice bum. Yeah, Sarah has a very nice bum, for what it's worth. Oh, God. Yes, Sarah has a very nice bum. Yeah, Sarah has a very nice bum. So, scandal noted, but I want the record to reflect that Sarah does not have a flat bum.

Speed agree. Oh, my God. Pete Holmes is going to be so happy. Oh, my God. So, yeah, I'm sorry that JD are yelling at an intern that her ass needs to be flatter turkish massage by jimmy lee i can never say it jimmy the overly touchy orderly and he just calmly says no thank you but if you look if you go back and look at donald's eyes he is holding in a laugh i can just know that face. Yeah, but also.

And then when it's over, you're so proud of yourself that you got through it. You're like, I did it. He's very difficult, especially back then when he was just starting to hone his craft to not laugh around. I remember, I mean, look, some of the scenes with Taron in this show and Sam Lloyd on the floor when he's breathing in his ear and stuff like that.

I don't know how Sam was able to keep a straight face. We laughed very hard at that just by watching it. And so, you know. There were so many bloopers. Whenever Taron was massaging you, there was no way to not laugh. Because one, he really massaged you. So it feels good. No, it was so intense.

I remember being really intense. But I like intense massage. You don't like an intense massage? But not from Jimmy, the overly touchy intern. I like one from a masseuse. I do. I like it hard. I don't like it when they come and just basically

rub lotion on me. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. I want the elbow in my back. Yeah. I want to be like, ow, why? I want to be like, please a little softer. Yes, I do like that. I want to get to the point where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay,

mercy, a little bit softer. You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. I want to say my safety word. like, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, mercy, a little bit soft. You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it. I want to say my safety word. Yeah, let's have a, what do you call it? A safe word. What is your safe word with your masseuse? Please stop. I mean, shit.

Well, that's clear. It's very transparent. Mine's ouch. Same thing. So Bill is obviously trying to buy back his two largest breaks in reality of the series, Scrubs. When Carla says, you lied about building a giant sandcastle and JD flying like a flag because those things defy the laws of physics. Why do you think he was trying to buy that back because i think bill has spoken openly in the years since and laughed about it that that he

didn't always nail the world of when something was a fantasy and when it was reality like j JD being in that backpack is real world. You stuffed JD into a normal-sized backpack and closed it in the real world. Dude, it's a sitcom. No, but there's a balance of reality. Well, I mean, come on, man. These guys blew up cars. We've blown up cars. We freaking, like, come on, man. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I agree with Bill that he was pretty good at keeping the insane stuff in fantasies. And then occasionally, like the janitor building a sandcastle that's livable in the parking lot. in the parking lot. I mean, Bill said in the past that he said like he showed up one day, which is cannot true because that thing probably took a week to make. No, hell right. I was about to say they had to dump all of that sand.

No. Well, it wasn't even. It was literally, it was two stories too. It was just like, it was just coated thinly with, it was like, it was built like a two-story house with it was like it was like it was it was built like a two-story house and they just put sand on the outside so bill's saying that he didn't know his bullshit because they would have had to build that shit for a long time sorry it's uncomfortable it's gone why don't you just lean forward bro it's just so uncomfortable in here dude and this is the only room that i have that i can do this in right now why don't you go back to your closet life because my closet has a bunch of fucking generators and all that shit is so it

sounds like a fucking what does it sound like does it sound like this no does it sound like this you you you you you you honor me no donald if you want we can set you up with a studio too like we can he's not gonna do that he doesn't leave his house i don't want to go to a studio but i what i do what i am gonna look into is getting a little box because i do do a lot of uh voiceover voiceover work you said dude i did i did you're right but i do and he said doo-doo yeah i did um and so i i'm thinking about because i remember those little studios back in the day that you could buy and you could close the door and open a door sure i think they're a lot cheaper than they used to be yeah for sure do you have one that you're already looking at i don't not yet

okay but uh this was just an idea. Split second just now. Sarah bought one of those because she does, what's it called? Rick and Morty? Rick and Morty. Scandal noted Rick and Morty. Scandal noted. Scandal noted. Sarah bought one of those

because she does Scandal Noted Rick and Morty and you should get one since you clearly never have a quiet home. Not anymore. Your kids are cute. I saw Donald's kids the other day at my mom's house. My mom had a little pool party for all my friends. Aw, that's so sweet.

None of the adults got in the pool. All of the kids did, though. Yeah, what's up with that? Are you upset about that? Well, I thought I was going to swim, too, but Donald was wearing a sweatsuit in, like, 90-degree heat for some reason go off no the kid the adult just had a great conversation and the kids swam i was good it gave the kids something to do while the adults chatted yeah i really do love your mom

my mom's the best my mom's so sweet she planned a pool party for all my friends and she planned it far out she made it sure everyone had it on their calendar, like two months out. Oh, smart. She hit us up in April. That's so sweet though. I was like,

I was like, you guys got to turn up because my mom was like planning this like a wedding. Yeah. You, you, there's like RSVPs and shit. Yeah.

Casey was like, there's no way you can ever miss this. That's the, that was the smartest thing ever. If you want to make sure everybody shows up, put that shit two months out. There's no way that anybody. I'm going to start doing shit longer out like, yo, my birthday, 2024. Right. Come on.

You got six months to get it together. She got everyone, man. Everybody turned up. Yeah, they did. It was amazing. All right, we're going to take a quick break, and we'll come back, and we'll finish the show. It's called Scrubs, and it stars Donald Faison.

We'll be right back. And Zach Braff. We'll be right back. If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words.

This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast,

Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. Probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it.

It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policymakers, and so many other fascinating people like actress and director Cheryl Hines. They were looking for an unknown actress to play Larry David's wife. I said, well, how old is that guy? Isn't he old?

And author David Sedaris. You know, like when you meet somebody and they'll say, well, I want to be a writer or I want to be an artist. And I say, well, is it all you care about? Because if it's not, it's going to be pretty hard for you if you're not on fire. It's like opening the door of an oven, and it's like, wow. You know, you take a step back. It's all they think about. It's all they talk about. It's all they care about. They don't have relationships. They're not good friends for other people. This is just what they're laser-focused on.

For all their energy goes, yeah. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay. That was the lamest ever back ever, Zach. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Remember the gurgle, gurgle, guys? Do you guys remember the gurgle? No, we're not talking about the gurgle. I'm going to tire the gurgle. We're not going to tire the gurgle gurgle, guys? Do you guys remember the gurgle gurgle?

No, we're not talking about the gurgle gurgle. We're not going to talk about the gurgle gurgle. The gurgle doesn't make it back? No, the gurgle's over. What about gluck gluck? No. No. No more gurgle.

Okay. So the janitor says that Carla that that carla has a comically large hair on her baby feeder he calls her breast a baby feeder yeah he says i saw you take a comically large i guess it was intentionally large comically large hair off of your baby feeder then they cut to us in the um in the cafeteria this was so funny doll and when we go you i'm so nervous and i go welcome to live theater yeah that was like waiting for guffman yeah wait i was about to say this just like waiting for guffman i made me want to see a whole movie with us as like waiting for guffman yes waiting for guffman i made me want to see a whole movie with us as like waiting for guffman

yes waiting for guffman theater directors you're the clown donald are gay newlyweds zach and donald wait where is he zach and donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest zach and donald wasn't that what house arrest was about though wasn't like one of them like he did pitch something where we did try to put on a show i don't know but zach and donald someone did but zach and donald um yeah did someone pitch something like this that we that we run an amateur theater yes that was one of our pitches i really after watching this episode i like i agree i agree donald's the don Donald's the choreographer I'm the director and we're and we're putting on

a show I'd watch the shit out of that oh my gosh welcome to live theater welcome to live theater alright so the first impersonator is doing kelso and he says i'm bob kelso i do nothing but sit around here all day and i like prostitutes and then kelso finds it hilarious he's in the

audience and he says i do like prostitutes no he goes it's funny because it's true right that was a cringe moment right there why because all of the prostitute stuff that kelso's done in the past and he does like he likes uh hiring sex workers is that wrong i don't know i suppose that he's that he particularly is into specifically into asian sex workers maybe is is cringe and scandal noted. Well, that's where I was going to go with it, but I didn't want to take it there. Okay, well, now we have scandal noted so we can address these things. Okay, scandal noted. I really like scandal noted.

I really like scandal noted now. Joelle, do you like scandal noted? I do like scandal noted. I do. It allows us to not just address but also it doesn't you know you can't talk around it like i like well i just like when you yeah it makes you it's telling the audience like yes we get that that is inappropriate and it's scandalous a bit and yes we we hear you and we note it but we need to we do need to we need to push forward and continue our wonderful show.

We need to keep going with the podcast. Yeah. We need to push forward with our wonderful show. But also in Peter Holmes' case, you know, on his podcast, he has people on and they just go all over the place. They're not following like re-watching a show. So they go in all directions, especially talking about other comedians and stuff. So it's just sort of a quick way of him saying like, yeah, we hear you.

We know that you have feelings about X, Y, or Z. It's noted, but we're going to finish the sentence. You know what I mean? Finish the sentence. No, it's perfect. It's called You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. Great podcast. He's a very funny guy, you guys. And he has a Netflix special coming that when you made it weird with pete holmes he's he's he's a very funny guy you guys and he has a

netflix netflix special coming that when it when you when you see it out recommend i recommend it because bill and i saw the like final rehearsal and it was so good yeah so then the beard face beard for say um comes out and jd says that he was up all night sewing the costume. Great costume. And then Jimmy comes out. Jimmy comes and does all his Saturday Night Live audition impressions. And the last thing he does is Dane Cook. He does a good Brad Pitt.

He does a good Dane Cook too. And then he went too far. And then it was too much Jimmy. And then we're both like too much Jimmy. Yeah, we said we over Jimmy'd. Did you guys watch? Brad Pitt is so funny. I don't know if you guys watched Dave, but on the Dave finale.

So hilarious. Seen it yet. Okay. Good. Yeah. Everybody watched Dave and watched the Dave finale where Brad Pitt guest stars as himself. And it's really fun. But anyway, not a lot of people do a Brad Pitt impression. And I thought that Taron does a pretty good one.

That's a very good one. So then Joe and Sonny show up and they don't have any plan. They ignored rehearsals because they were obsessed, rightfully so, with their patient. And they're playing J.D. and Turk.

We have no idea what they're going to do and they make out. And that instantly makes us self-conscious about our love. Guy Love all of a sudden is in jeopardy. much this shit this second act shit with us trying like preventing ourselves

this shit was so funny i laughed so hard at the second act of the show yeah yeah when i have the fantasy that we're actually sitting on the same side of the table. Yeah. And we're so flirty. And we're so flirty. I'm like, I thought you were off carbs.

It was hilarious. And then you get a big something good happens to you and I rush over right and and then you turn to walk away

yeah I'm not allowed to hug you so I turn I knew Turk wanted to there's like this like fucking frosted lens on the outside shallow focus yeah

and then Dolly pushing on both of us like a fucking rom-com right because Turk and JD have said look look, because of this kiss, and this is how everybody perceives us, we need to take a step back. Yeah. You turn around, and JD turns around, and Turk is gone.

And he feels like he's missed his opportunity to look back and tell Turk he loved him, and he was proud of him. And before JD can turn back around, we see Turk running to Fred. And he goes, I ran all the way around. I ran all the way around. That shit is so funny and cute. That shit reminded me of Way to Go, Paula.

I don't know why, but for some reason, I ran all the way around! I ran all the way around! They love each other so much. You skipped one part where Todd is congratulating Turk, and he says, I shaved my private's bald to look like your head. As a

tribute to you, that Todd shaves his scrotum. Scandal noted. And Turk is very appreciative, too. Yes. Turk appreciates it. Yeah. Sincerely. Scandal noted.

Joel. I don't think it's a scandal that Rob shaves his balls, Joel. If someone shaved their balls... Yeah, I don't think it's a scandal that Rob shaves his balls, Joel. If someone shaved their balls... Yeah, I don't know. It would be weird if it was like, in honor of your bald head, I shaved my genitals. I'd be like, what?

That's an HR complaint. In the real life scenario. Well, anyway, JD and Turk, they can't last 15 minutes, and all of a sudden they eagle and sing Guy Love. Guy Love comes on the soundtrack. And they hug.

Singing Guy Love was so fun. I think we're going to have to sing Guy Love at each show. I agree. Even though that we won't be doing the musical each time, I feel like the audience for each show deserves a rendition of live guy love.

They would freak out. We got to do it. I love singing it so much. I've been walking around the house singing it. Donald doesn't text me back. Unlike Turk and JD, I can't get a fucking text back. Okay, let's change the subject. The eagle in this episode where you jump on my back and we fly off.

One, first of all, who was ever on the dolly or the steadicam, great shot. It was almost like you were on one of those things. It looked like we were flying almost, right? When it pulls back and we run off the camera and everything. Yeah. Not only that, it's a very, very popular meme of us. I forgot that that's where that GIF meme is from. Yeah.

And so I see it all the time, and I forgot what season it was. I thought we had missed it, but here we are. And it really is shot beautifully. It feels like, you know how I am. It feels like fucking Superman. John Williams taking off. There's a new Jewish Superman in town. Yeah, there is. And I believe there's a new uh jewish superman in town yeah there is and i believe there's a new jewish american i believe there's a new jewish jewish lois lane to go along with him

sorry america she's not oh she just plays one on tv yes scandal noted i don't like that uh that anymore i been watching that show, and she really leans into the Jewish New Yorker stereotype. So this is my protest. Scandal noted. Protest noted. Anyway, yeah, you get a new Superman doll. Yeah, we'll see what's up. They're doing a really good one, too.

It's All-Star Superman, right? Or is it Kingdom Come? which one are they doing they're doing uh like closer to an all-star like very classic kind of lois lane and yeah that was that's a that's a great comic all-stars are a really good comic you know what i mean is that the og the og it's not an og comic, but it's a homage to what the comics were back in the day. Oh, so they're not doing like the one we saw with Christopher Reeve, episode one. Way further than that. They're doing like, it's more like, All-Star Superman is more like, what was the first Superman? Reeve, George Reeves.

Oh, I didn't know that. All right, everybody. that's our show. We love you very much. We appreciate you spending some time with us. Hold on, we got to give the girls their props. Sonny and Joe. First of all, at the end, Elliot tricks Joe into finally seeing how she's being a hypocrite trying to get this young lady out, even though

she's not going. And what she does, what she does, it built the bridge that is built between her and Sonny from this adventure that they've gone on together, trying to get this young lady out of the ICU. It pays off at the end with the two of them see each other. And I think it's a really cute moment. And I think this is where Bill really stuck the landing again. Like, look, this is what Scrubs could be if you wanted it. We've got our guys being silly. You still got all of that,

but these are now new fresh stories with new characters and everything like that. And we can go this direction. I wish he would have stuck around and did it, but you know, he had Cougar town. No Bill, but he had Cougar town and, uh, the people that did do it, you know, we got a full season out of it and we're very grateful. He didn't, he got 12 episodes, we got a full season out of it, and we're very grateful. You didn't. You got 12 episodes.

That's a full season nowadays. In today's numbers, yeah. That's funny. Also, I was so happy they didn't bring the girl. I thought the end was going to be they snuck the teenage girl out to a bar, and I was like, that's going to be a weird ending.

That's going to be real bad, yeah. And I thought I saw her for a second, and I was really relieved when that wasn't her. That would have been a really bad ending. I mean, we have endings like that. Let's keep it 100. We've done shit like that. I know, but I was like, oh, please tell me they didn't sneak the girl out to a bar.

And I was like, okay, good, they didn't. They snuck that kid out to his graduation. I know, but she's like immune compromised. She shouldn't be like... That motherfucker couldn't stand. The kid couldn't stand that was really bad when they took the kid

to his graduation yeah he couldn't stand doesn't he collapse pretty much yes he does not make it to the stage no not a worthwhile trip

in the wild ride they meant well their heart was in the right place absolutely all right that's our show we love you very much Joelle

Daniel you want to say anything no thank you guys look forward to more information on the tour it's coming yeah for real yeah really excited more more uh well deets on the tour will come donald do you have anything you want to say i just want to thank everybody for listening i am so grateful especially after experiencing uh uh what we experienced in Seattle, to know that you guys really, really do like us. I mean, you like us.

You really, really like us. I know. You're doing the Sally Field Oscar speech. No doubt. It just feels really good, especially around my birthday time. So thank you very, very much. Do you want to tell everyone what I gave you for your birthday? He gave me a picture of two of my favorite things, the notorious B.I.G. and marijuana.

Well, you didn't really describe it very well. It's Biggie smoking weed. It's a beautiful photograph, a print that I got of a really shallow picture of Biggie with a blunt dangling from his lips, and the smoke is clouding in front. It's awesome. That's very cool. And I said to Donald, I combined two of your favorite things into one picture. It's beautiful.

Thoughtful. And it hangs in my house. Oh, is it already on the wall? Well, we have to have the frame guy come, but we already have the space where we want it. All right, we love you guys. Count us out, Donald. Five, six,

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