Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 815: My Soul on Fire Part 2

Episode Date: February 6, 2024

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Sound, this is my level. Now do the harmony for that. What's the harmony for that? I don't know. Not right now. That's your thing. You're really good at that. I'm a little fratty. I'm a little...

I love you. You're fried? Okay, okay. Dan, no. Come on. Come on, Dan. I'm a little out of sorts right now because shit's not... Frazzled.

Thank you. That's the word I was looking for. But one of your gifts is being able to quickly figure out the harmony. And I wanted to show off to the audience that you're good at that. But maybe you're not feeling it today. Sound, this is my level. You sing that part. Sound, this is my level.

I can't do it right now I'm fucked up in the brain right now it just can't happen you too high this is my love for something like that sound this is my level this is my I'll put them together we'll see how it sounds 5, 6, 7, 8 sound this is my this is my level sound 5, 6, 7, 8

sound this is my level close the last note is kind of the same Dan you'll have to line those up because we have a bit of a delay. So Dan will line it up so we sound better. Sound, this is my level. Sound, this is my level.

When we sing in T-Mobile commercials, we go into the booth and when and when i come up with them harmonies i came up with that last one they won't raise your rates at t-mobile mobile what happens is i go in and i just lay down the melody and the best i can and then donald goes in and he lays down not only his melody but then like four harmony parts and i'm like do you guys want me to go in and he lays down not only his melody, but then like four harmony parts. And I'm like, do you guys want me to go in and lay down some harmony parts? And they're like, no, we're good. Thank you. Rude.

I was on Broadway, damn it. No, he's got such a good voice. And then the guys are like figuring out the harmonies with Donald. And then he sings all of the harmonies, like as though we have a choir. But it's just Donald. Yeah, he's got a great voice. You both have great voices. I'm the Ralph Tresvan of the harmonies, like as though we have a choir, but it's just Donald. He's got a great voice. You both have great voices. I'm the Ralph Tresvan of the band.

I don't know what that reference is. Of course you don't. Is it boys to men? Close. Who is it? New Edition, bro. Oh, calm down. Jeez Louise. You didn't know, man. If you knew, I wouldn't be so fucking frazzled.

You guys, I saw a billboard for a new Spider-Man movie with Dakota Johnson. I want to know what the Spider-Verse. I want to know what the superhero fans in the posse think about this. Are you excited? Your thoughts? Wow, Dakota Johnson's pretty. She's so beautiful. She's beautiful, huh Dakota Johnson's pretty. She's so beautiful. She's beautiful, huh?

I really do think she's so beautiful. And she's so real. I do think she's a movie star. She's very charming. Oh, yeah. She's dating my boyfriend. She's dating my boyfriend, Chris Martin. But that's not the question.

The question is, what are you two superhero lovers? You said what about what she took that she did what i said she's dating my no not you joelle what did you say all i said is that she's very pretty and what'd you say after that she doesn't want to repeat it something about ellen all right talk about she single-handedly took down ellen degenerate oh yeah everybody knows they saw it it's fine i don't really know what that story is but i'm not interested tell me about your thoughts on this new movie are you excited donald are you bringing the kids in the in your in your communities of superhero fans is everyone geeked what's happening you know a lot of silence here daniel a lot of silence i'm gonna be honest with you we only want

the fans only want honesty don't they want to give honesty. I don't know much about Madam Web. I am excited to see all of these interesting outfits because they're definitely opening up the Spider-Verse more with these characters. Look at Jewel's face. Jewel, why are you

censoring yourself? You don't want to upset sony the sony sony wants you to be honest okay it's they don't but it's very frustrating it's very frustrating to be a woman who likes superheroes and then female as superheroes movies come out and you're like what is happening and why here's my biggest issue uh madame webb in the comics is a old cranky bitch and she's awesome uh and they were like what if we made her young and sexy i'm not interested not interested in a young sexy madam webb she's supposed to be old supposed to see everything she's like literally lives in another dimension

like she's kind of what loki is at the end of loki she's kind of that you know what i mean and i think if helen mirren is down to do fast and furious movies there's no reason you could have called helen mirren and been like hey you want to play this really weird one-off character? And she would have been about it. And I really feel like audiences still would have been about it. The Sony universe is confusing to me. I don't understand it. I want to love it.

I'm just not, I'm not here for it. I just don't. Wow. You can understand, I guess, a studio executive going, yeah, but what if she's hot and sexy like Dakota Johnson? I think that's their answer to everything. And it isn't working. I think that's where some of it's failing. You know what I mean?

As far as I can't say this about Disney yet, but as far as Sony goes, when it comes to Spider-Man, they've missed every time. Even Venom. I like Venom. You know, I like, you know i like you know kind of but when it comes to the spider-man movies it's not up there with all of the rest of them you know what i mean it's it's actually toward the but this is just my opinion no disrespect you love the animated versions i'm clear you like phil and chris's work that shit's fired i think that's the top of the list right there when it comes to Spider-Man.

But it's really interesting. Like, if you're going to, and also, if you're going to make the Phil and Chris Spider-Man, why not stick to that and, you know, connect everything, you know, just like the Disney-verse has kind of done it. The Disney-Marvel-verse kind of has done it. Like, all of these things don't make sense and you know there's kind of a tag here and kind of a tag there and then they pull it out and it's just been uh it's a mess is what it is as they say as you're as uh mandy patinkin said in wish i was here it's a mess aiden right wow i'm sure he probably said something like that. I'm

impressed that you remembered a quote from Wish I Was Here. And also you remembered my character named Aiden. Thank you, Donald. Can you explain to me, Joelle, our resident pop culture expert, why does Sony have the rights to Spider-Man and not, why is it not with Marvel? Sure. Okay. So before Marvel became a studio, they licensed a lot of their properties, particularly in the nineties, the comic book industry had a boom and then a bust. So when they went bust, a lot of the comic book companies were like, we'll sell off our IP so people can make movies out of it.

Did they have Blade originally too? They did. Or was that New Line? I thought it was Sony, but it might've been New Line. I cannot remember which production company managed that. That's the point. Everybody was fucking grabbing what they could. I'm sorry.

So basically, that's why Marvel started with Iron Man, a superhero almost nobody knew about. It's one they still had the IP to. And then a few years later, there's a great saga when Kevin Feige went and saw, oh, gosh, what's the lady at Sony? Who's the head? Amy Pascal? Amy Pascal. I just saw her today, actually. Yeah.

Apparently, sandwiches were thrown. There was like a big fight. They were like, hey, we really need to get in on Spider-Man. And they were like, you cry it from our cold, dead hands. But eventually, peace was made. And now Marvel and Sony work on the Spider-Man movies together, but not the Spider-Woman movies. All right, but my question is this. I read something online that could be totally nonsense, that if Sony doesn't put out a Spider-Man every so often, they lose the rights.

Is that true? Yeah. Wow. I don't know. I don't know. I can probably look them up, the specific terms and agreements to do it, but they do have to continually release stuff or it reverts back to marvel that's a sick deal and but i mean for for marvel because they're saying like unless you put it out every x amount of years it's going to be taken away from you now i don't know if that's for better or for worse in terms of the movie quality when you have

a gun to your head being like put out a movie but it's a good deal for marvel i imagine i would just consistently call disney and be like let's put out another one let's put out another one wait what do you mean what do you mean wait wait no because you confused me because you said disney did what do you mean if i were sony because sony and disney put those movies out together that spider-man that we watch is a Sony and Disney product. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that Sony just had it themselves. No, no, no. I would consistently call.

And they've already bought in Andrew. They bought in Toby. I would consistently be like, look, we started. And I would call Phil and Chris. We started something with the Spider-Verse situation. Let's freaking attack it hardcore. You know what I mean? If you want to introduce Madam Web and the rest of these characters, introduce them through that story. You know what I mean? If you want to introduce

Venom, the symbiont and all of that stuff, I know you had it before, but introduce them now with that story going on. And because there's just so much spider-man now and you know it's not interesting if it doesn't all connect what am i going to see well madam webb is its own separate thing right or does it all connect it's supposed to connect it's the comic books i guess there's another big movie coming out that i know nothing about i did see the trailer uh called argyle that's coming out very soon. I don't know what you've heard about that. That looks fun.

I want to see the new Ghostbusters. I'm going to be honest with you. That also looks cute. Did you see the other one, the other young person? I did. I did. Did you like it? I did.

Did your kids like it? You know I'm a huge fan of Paul Rudd. He and I go back. Oh, were you guys in a movie together? We're like Han and Lando. I don't know anything about that. Have you guys worked together before? A long time ago.

Why do you look so melancholic all of a sudden? Like you're pondering your past. I'm just turning 50 this year. And so when I think about how long ago that was, it was a long time ago. You look beautiful. Your skin is like, I saw Taye Diggs, by the way. Oh, my God. Speaking of good skin. Ran into Taye Diggs, and he said, how you doing? And I said, I'm great.

We always talk about how beautiful you are. What did he say when you said that about how we talk about him? He smiled and gave me a hip hop hug. He gave you a hip hop hug? As only Taye Diggs could. Yeah. We got a solid hip hop hug in. Taye Diggs got a straight up rap name.

Taye Diggs. That is a rap name. Taye Diggs. I found this backpack, you guys. We were going to make, for a second, we were considering making fake doctors, real friends backpacks. And so we got a one-off. And Joelle, I feel like we should find the right fan to give this to because it's kind

of amazing and it's one of a kind. I really like, I think. Okay, yeah, I have a copy of this backpack. It's great. It's so beautiful. Look at this. You don't think we should just throw that up in the merch store? That'd be kind of flyer, actually.

I don't know why we never made this. Audience, to describe it to you, it's a black backpack, and then our faces are on the front pocket, the picture that's our icon from our thumbnail. You can zip our faces open. Yeah, you can zip our faces open. And then here's the best part you guys because this was a uh what do you call it a product demo what do you call that a

prototype they made two different kinds of straps this one has the eagling on it and this one has our heads on it i prefer this one i like them both that's kind of dope oh you like that it's both different don Donald? Absolutely. This thing is kind of fly. I mean, obviously I can't wear it because that would be so ridiculous. Well, you know, we've put out a really specific challenge to our fans to be like, hey, tell us, you know, which episode of season nine rocks your world and why. And maybe best answer, when's the backpack at the end of season nine?

And find out why we didn't make this. It's so ridiculous. Maybe the price point was too expensive and it was stupid but it's pretty amazing it's a really great backpack it's a good backpack look at how when the pocket doesn't align our faces are messed up is the backpack sturdy is it sturdy or is it the type of backpack that goes in a freaking frame no this, this is like high quality. I mean, I imagine that's probably why we didn't make it. Maybe the price point had to be too much money or something, because it's not a piece of shit.

It's a good backpack. I don't know. Jewel, will you look into that? Because I saw, I was cleaning up my house, and I found this, and I just started laughing. And I definitely think someone should win this as a prize. Dope. Let's do it.

Should we get an episode? Donald, count us in, baby prize. Dope. Let's do it. Should we get into the episode? Donald, count us in, baby girl. Five, six, seven, eight. I've got stories about a show we made. About a bunch of docs and nurses in a Canada who love to hate. I said here's a story that we all should know. So gather round to hear our. Gather round to hear our. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Don. Very funny episode.

Very funny episode. By the way, Donald, we should discipline Daniel because he actually really fucked up today. Are we going to put this in the podcast? Yeah. I'm going to say it in a kind way so last week what happened was Donald and I right off the bat started talking in an

R-rated way no no no no no no we should have saved it for this week first of all and you started talking about it in an R-rated way when you said something about tickling and that's all I need to say. Listen, all that happened-

You said, how do I tantalize the audience? I want to tickle- Tantalize was actually the word I was looking for, and I just couldn't think of it. Thank you for reminding me of the word tantalize. That was a good one. Anyway, not that this podcast doesn't get R-rated all the time, but because we were so right off the bat, we said, Joel, maybe just put a slight warning in case kids, you know, parents turn it on and they're right away into talking about waxing taints. And Joel recorded it.

It was all good. Podcast goes up. You know, think about how many children you scarred today by not putting that warning on them. And I do apologize. It was my fault. Mommy, what is nearing the taint? Mommy, what is nearing a taint mean?

Daniel, apologize to the moms who had to explain taints to their children. Apologize to the moms. Not just that. Okay. To whom am I apologizing? I thought it was funny, to be honest with you. That shit was hilarious.

I thought the chain was hilarious. It was funny. Oh, the chain was hilarious. The chain was fucking hilarious. My chain is always fire. There's no... The funniest thing was that now we've added Casey. We have this text chain audience

so we can give notes and talk to each other. It used to be just the four of us. But now we added my assistant, Mark, and Donald's wife, Casey, who often is his assistant. And the shit's funny. The shit that the dialogue that happens in that text chain is funny. The no.

The best part was like when Casey weighs in because she doesn't know the context. I'd be like, what is this episode about, y'all? Yeah. I'll be like, Joelle, do y'all yeah I'd be like Joelle do you think we should cut X, Y, or Z and like it's something

crazy like dirty or something and Casey's like what are y'all talking about by the way did you see Casey's cameo in this episode no

no you missed your own wife Casey has a background cross I wrote it down what no I gotta go back you're gonna have to go a background cross. I wrote it down. What? No. I got to go back. You're going to have to go back and look, bro.

I wrote it down. Can I just close the loop on this then? One second. 10 minutes. Wait, Dale. Audience, if you want to write it down. You don't have to apologize, Danil. No, I want his apology.

10 minutes and 18 seconds in. Casey Cobb is in the background. If you want to see what she looks like in the Bahamas many years ago to both of you to Joel to the parents and the kids

I apologize for leaving you hanging for forgetting something and skirting my responsibility to this podcast to be the best editor possible so for that I apologize you are the best editor possible so for that i apologize you are the best editor possible thank you daniel that is for you're great you're great you're great you are i was just worried about the children down i get it i get it of course because you know fake

doctors real friends is for the kids yeah as much as forever forever i know that most parents who listen to this show know that they shouldn't well well, what's up to them, but that this content here is explicit. But I only felt concerned because we went right in. Like there was no lube. We went straight cock and balls right away. Oh, my God. Joel, we're going to need to record another one for this episode. It becomes a full-time thing

Where Joel has to give warnings I'm just going to plop it on the front of all of them It's a new unique warning I never even got to hear your warning Because the version I heard, Daniel forgot to put it on Joel, do you want to recreate your warning for us? Something like, hey guys, it's producer Joel here I just want to let you know we start this show off

Pretty rough We get a little wild in here So if you want to skip that You you can just go straight to the 15-minute mark. We'll have cleared the craziness at that point. 15 minutes of talking about taint. That's 15 solid minutes of just butt talking. But we got into colonics. We got into anal bleaching.

It was a lot. It was a lot. I personally found it all hilarious. And informative. And informative. We both said that at the same time. And informative. And informative. We both said that at the same time. And informative. Although now I'm concerned

because I got the nair and one of y'all looked it up and said don't put it on my I don't want to hurt my balloon knot. Audiences don't do it and Zach definitely don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. Maybe if I put some tape on my balloon knot

and then just put it all around like a painter's tape. I just really hope that everybody understands what you mean by balloon knot. I think they can put two and two together. My way a lot. My way a lot. Not unless they have a balloon tied and can look directly at it. What? Too well, you don't think if I put painter's tape on my balloon knot

and then nared around it, I'd be okay? No, that's supposed to go anywhere near that area. I would not even use it on my own life. It burns. Well, this episode's going to need another warning now, Jewel. Do you remember your first time hearing balloon knot and how you were like, holy shit, that is the best description? I don't. Do you remember who it was? I feel like holy shit that is the best description um i don't what do you

remember who was it i feel like it was someone on the j j mar j mar yeah it was j more he was on scrubs and he's the one who said that we were we were like saying funny words we've heard for the anus and i think he won that day with balloon. He definitely won that day. Balloon knot. It's certainly memorable. I'll never forget. I'll never forget it. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.

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or wherever you listen to podcasts. Let's get into the show. Scrubs, very funny episode. It's the part two of The Bahamas. And the episode opens with bill's dad bill lawrence's father whose name is van van like bill's character in the episode and they he's sitting uh with kelso and kelso steals his bahama mamas the opening for this the uh the the the way that they do the um recap was very very funny to me the opening of this show is a page of jokes of notes and how many jokes there were it just go like it was ridiculously funny just the first before. Before, ba-dum-bum.

I can't do this. Nothing but joke. Joke after joke after joke. And it's all in recap as well. So let's get into it. Tell us some of the ones that you laughed at. I laughed at the introduction of you seeing The Mermaid. Yes.

That was great. Played by Shalina. Played by Shalina. Shalina will remind you was Sarah Chalk's stand in and she played the mermaid the beautiful mysterious mermaid

JD calls Chalk black woman black woman I laughed at that shit I'm sorry so funny I'm sorry my people I'm sorry my people

but that shit was funny black woman and then JD says oh look a cute little eel I'm sorry, my people. I'm sorry, my people. But that shit was funny. Black woman. And then JD says, oh, look, a cute little eel. And then Turk says, no, I'm naked. And he goes, all right, that is you. We made that up on the day, I remember. And that was very funny.

I never thought that would make the episode. It's funny, ABC's weird standards. Like you can't show Rob in a banana hammock, but we can describe your penis as an eel. Yeah. Yeah. You can have it say, I don't like the way it's looking at me. Yeah.

So good. I'm going to stand over here. Cause I don't like the way it's looking at me. I laughed. And then what do you say? You go, yep. It's got a mind of its own.

Yeah. It's got a mind of its own. Yeah, it's got a mind of its own. So your penis is sort of disconnected from your body and moving around like an eel and then giving me the stink eye. Because it's got a mind of its own. In this case, it literally has a mind of its own. It literally has a mind of its own. Yeah, that was very, Us in the Water, I have so many funny stills of that

with the tiki necklaces around our necks like in my photo library of us. I have a funny memory of shooting this. Yeah, this is throughout my Facebook. When I go through Facebook, this always shows shows up not that i'm on facebook all the time but if i were to go to facebook and somebody does have a picture of me you and i it's usually us posing we look good and i think everyone yeah everyone got in shape for this because we all knew we were going to be shirtless this you know i would love to be that small again that's like back in the day when

i was like a 20 you know 28 in the waist area you want a 28 you were a 28 at one point i was i just bought these pants have you ever bought pants that were like your aspirational waist size i do that all the time i'm trying to manifest um i'm trying to manifest being a 30, so I bought 30s. And I'm wearing them right now. And I have to undo the top button because I'm not there yet. But I really like the pants. Look at these pants. Oh, this fucking camera.

Look like there was some stretch. At one point, when I was doing Kick-Ass 2, I got all the way down to a 29. Wow. I'm usually a 32, but in this new diet, I was ordering pants, and they didn't have a 32. So I said, self, I'm manifesting. I have a new waist size.

It's 30. Because I really want to be pants. Go for yours. Hey, they're fine if I suck it in, but I'm going to a place where they Hey, they're fine when I, if I suck it in, but I'm going to a place where they're going to fit fine without sucking in. Are you going to join me on my 10,000 steps? I'm going to get a little ring like yours and we're going to go on little hikes together. So I would love that. I wonder how many of the audience members are actually going to take me up on my 10 K steps a day challenge.

Let's get out there and do that shit. Let's put that shit out there and see who shows up. Yeah, listen. No joke. I'm saying this quite seriously, audience. If you're listening and you need a partner to be accountable to, it's me. I'm doing 10,000 steps a day. Come hell or high water. We should post a time that you and I are going to go do Runyon.

Even if I'm dying, y'all going to have to bring water. Somebody's going to have to bring water. We'll get out there with the people. Get a drone to fly over with the camera and film us do the Runyon Canyon. Daniel, do you know anybody that could do some shit like that? Let's do the Runyon. Let's get out there know anybody that could do some shit like that? Let's do the Runyon. Let's get out there with the people. The people that listen to the podcast. That would be fucking awesome. We do the stairs,

or we could even do the freaking real deal Holyfield side where you gotta go, where your life's on the line if you slip. Let's do that one. This is very classic, Donald. He goes, he throttles it before he's even started why don't we you and i start together before we invite all of the audience to join

us on a hike i support that or we could just start right smack yeah sure man let's go let's do it you know i would like to live with you you know how to find me i'm going i gotta go on a hike after this that's what's that's what's cool about it like to be totally real for a second is that i normally like we do this podcast and then i would not go exercise this late in the day after this is over i just if it didn't happen in the morning it wouldn't happen but now because i like i'm committed to myself and i'm accountable to doing it i gotta go on a on a walk. I got to go on a hike to get those steps in. And that's what gets your ass moving. And it's good.

Where'd you get your ring? Did you go to Best Buy to get it? No, you can buy it on the interwebs. But what if I don't want to buy it on the interwebs? What if I want to get it right now? Could I get it at Best Buy? I don't think that he's talking about the Aura Ring, guys, which is a ring that measures your steps and your sleep and your heart rate.

It's all of these things are like, yeah, you can buy it on the interwebs. Best Buy has it right now. Oh, there you go. I'm going to go get one right after this. They do have it in stock. Nice. What's cool about it is, too, is it tells you how well you slept, which I like. Ooh.

It connects to your iPhone. Yeah, there's an app. And then we're like doing an ad for them. Joel, they should be our sponsor. But it connects to your phone. And then when you wake up in the morning, it analyzes how many times you woke up, whether you went into REM sleep. And it's really interesting. And it tells you, like, hey, if you want the best night's sleep, you should go to bed around this time tonight. It's cool you try to look it up it's o-u-r-a or o-u-r-a yeah all right let's

get into the episode my dude oh god it's contagious it's contagious i really don't like my dude or my guy so let's just say that's never gonna happen the second we land the second we got to the Abacos. Was that your impression of me? The second we got to the Abacos. It was a perfect pitch for a recap. Yeah, I had my recap voice on. That's what it was. It was like The Bachelor.

Tonight on The Bachelor. Cox sees us say, I love you to each other. He appears just as we turn, and I practice saying I love you to Elliot to you. Mm-hmm. He says, and he pops out of the water. He says, that is about right, and you're naked. Some shit like that, right? Yeah. The janitor is shaking down Ted to take one of his courses.

We learn, it's been a long time, but we learn that the janitor, I guess, has a series of courses he provides in his garage. In his garage. Yeah. But not only that, it's brain trust, island style. Right. Without Doug. Who they left accidentally behind. Yeah, but there must have been a reason that Johnny Castle didn't make it to the island.

Because that's weird. I mean, if Casey had a cross. This is a Scrubs Wiki thing. this is a scrubs wiki thing. This is the first episode in the entire series that plays completely outside of sacred hearts hospital, except for two short flashbacks with Doug, not being invited to the wedding. That's a nice trivia.

You know, another interesting piece of trivia. There are no fantasies in this episode. Oh, did you look at the invites at all? Yes. Um, one of Milf nurse. Milf nurse.

Blonde nurse. There was a dude all the way in the back in the window. You know where the door is? Where it's closed and there's a window there in the door holding up his sign. I couldn't make out what it said. Grubbs Wiki says that one says stand-in doctor. Stand-in doctor. I got that one also.

Which is very meta because he was a stand-in probably. Nurse Papson. Okay, so Ted accidentally puts ranch on his face. He means to put sunblock on his face. Well, do you want to talk about how he steps out into the sun first to live a little? Is that before that? Sorry if I lost track.

It has to be. It's after. It's after, really? Yeah. I think they're setting up the fact, reminding the audience that Ted needs sunblock so badly. He's covered in it,

but he messed up and he puts ranch all over his face. And Todd eats the ranch off of Ted's face do you think that rob really did that it happens in a cut i wonder if you think that rob really put celery on sam's face and ate it off probably that i do not know would you do that i mean for the work for the job yeah if it's if it's funny yeah but i don't know i mean like it was my face would you say dude you make sure your tongue kissed somebody on television for comedy for laughs bro if it's funny let's go i think tongue kiss is different than than wiping ranch off someone's face with celery and eating it is it you're equating the two

what would you rather fake tongue kiss Judy Reyes or eat ranch dressing off someone's face with celery depends on whose face it is so you're saying if it was Rihanna you'd choose that Depends on whose face it is. So you're saying if it was Rihanna, you'd choose that?

Jewel's furiously nodding. A hundred percent. Yeah. I don't think eating Rihanna's celery face is as enjoyable as kissing Judy Reyes. I don't think you know what you're talking about. All right. We're taking a quick break and we'll be right back. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day,

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right. We're back! We're back! You honor me. So now this is the second international meeting of the Brain Trust. Yes.

The first one, did he say it was in Nicaragua? I think it was another time he almost got married. Is that what he says? Yeah, and he almost got married. He was saying, guys, help, pretty much. Yeah, I missed that. But it was something related to the other international time was the time he almost got married in nicaragua yeah some shit like that now there's a guy named ira who i'm assuming was a local because ira gets a lot of screen time making these guys do shots shots drink. Drink, damn it. Yeah. He's a natural leader.

Drink. Also, the guy who was the bartender who was constantly serving Kelso Bahama Mamas was the actual bartender at that bar. He had been there forever. Remember that? Mm-hmm. So, yeah, Bill tried to get a couple people to play themselves. I had a lot of conch. Fried conch. Oh, you switched to conch from... Oh. I had a lot of conch. Fried conch.

Oh, you switched to conch from... Oh no, you're staying with conch instead of conch. No, we go conch. You prefer conch. That's what I called it. I wonder if there's an actual correct pronunciation. I believe last week Joel said it's conch, which we learned from SpongeBob. Yeah.

But that's SpongeBob. That's what Joel said. It's conch, which we learned from Spongebob. Yeah. Although I do think some people, when describing it as a food, will say, like, we'll shorten it, but there's definitely an H. It's conch with an H at the end. I want some of that conch. Sounds weird. Yeah, you love conch.

So JD dives onto the bed and says, Siegel. Yes. And he's trying to turn Elliot. Elliot's pissed because J.D. I mean, this storyline is a little silly, but J.D. hasn't said I love you in the right way. So she's mad.

She's pouting. She's also pouting because he said something quite obnoxious. You're acting like you're acting crazy. She's crazy. Yeah. Very dismissive yeah nobody likes to hear that but then this is very he shows her a video of the two of them of us two and he's like look how firm turk looks how firm

i mean this guy is hanging on to his kinsey scale by his fingernails now donald there's two moments where they're shot on video, like home video, and I couldn't help but think, was it too much of a pain in the ass to get the whole camera crew over there? And so Bill came up with this convention

that it's home video because we've never used home video footage before. I mean, granted, we are on vacation, but it happens twice. One at this sort of beach that appears only at certain times of the tide. That's where you and I get the camera stolen by the redhead. We shot, I feel like we shot that in Miami. Really?

Well, look at my swim trunks. Well, I can't right now. Okay, so in the shot, I have the swim trunks on that we get paparazzi'd in Miami in the same swim trunks, if we get paparazzi in miami in the same swim trunks if i'm correct and if you remember bill met us in miami i think you just stole the swim trunks from production because i don't think we shot anything now those are my swim trunks i swear those all right well i i don't recall that but i do remember that the other time it happens is when the janitor lugs me up to the top of the lighthouse and that was when you guys went on that trip to go do that though remember you bill right but it's way easier

to bring me neil and bill and a video camera to the lighthouse then bring the whole crew up to the top of the lighthouse so i'm just remembering a little bit cloudily that maybe because of time and just logistics those two moments were just taken in the video camera. I really do believe that was in Miami. And I really do believe it was also, if not that, it was the same day that you guys went to the lighthouse and we were at a different beach or whatever it was. I think that's what it was. It was that, yeah. But I think the Abacus does have this thing where there's beaches that appear only at certain tides.

And it's really cool. You take a boat out there and you're like on a beach in the middle of the ocean. And then you better be prepared because at a certain time, that's just gone. Here it comes. And I thought we actually went to one, but I don't remember.

I think we did. I think we did. And I think I'm just confusing it with us being in Miami. I think this was something where Bill was like, yo, come on, let's go. Yeah. I don't think the crew came with us being in Miami. I think this was something where Bill was like, yo, come on, let's go. Yeah.

I don't think the crew came with us. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. I'm just saying like the, the use, the use of the camcorder, I wonder if it's related to just like ease and logistics.

Cause it was hard to shoot down there. And maybe it was just like, we're out of fucking time. Uh, it's a camcorder man. Cause it kind of makes no sense why the janitor is shooting that lighthouse moment with a camcorder. Or maybe no it kind of makes no sense why the janitor is shooting that lighthouse moment with a camcorder. Or maybe no permit?

No, they were very, you know, this was like in collaboration with the tourism board down there. They were very, very permissive. Kelso sleeps at the bar. What the fuck? Kelso falls asleep at the bar. Kelso really is leaning into being an alcoholic on this episode. Yeah. Lady got to let her man be her man

when she takes you, that was funny You were like, you alright with this? Gotta let my man be her man She goes, okay, have fun, be back and shut up He tells her to shut up Yeah, he's a lot But wait, I think he might be going too fast

No, that's going back before we go to the that's before you go to the, that's before you go to the lighthouse and everything like that. All the couples are talking about, so we're not going to talk about yesterday. All the couples are fighting. Yeah. She's, Cox is sick of pretending that they don't like each other.

He's over it. Carla always says, this has to be a quickie. No, but Turk is get I get Carla's I relate to this whole story I know man I thought of you this whole Carla and Turk story is your life because you say baby we both know

my longies aren't that long but it really related to it really you know you and Caseyy have spoken openly about this on the podcast and i felt like there was a lot of overlap between you and carla and you and casey i disagree this is before casey and i were even talking about all right well then all right well then it has become an aspect of your life negotiating becomes an aspect i think it become an aspect of your life. Negotiating. I think it becomes an aspect of most married couples' lives in some way. Yeah, I don't know. I can't comment on that.

Well, let's get them back on. I can't comment on that. Let's get them back on. The sex therapist? Follow up. Follow up. That's the theme song. We don't do theme songs anymore

we used to have some really good theme songs Woodward do you remember them KC come down here there was that one and Joelle Monique is out to get down okay what was the other one

no matter we got a caller we got a caller We got a caller. We got a caller. We got a caller. We gave us a holler. Yeah, that guy was good. He wrote a bop. Double bops.

We had a lot of segments. Are you asking for more segments back, Donald? Do you want to go back to callers? No, I just remember the songs. They were great songs. We had good songs. No, I just remember the songs. They were great songs. We had good songs. No, I just remember the songs. You should do another recap rap.

Yeah, remember when you used to do recaps? Those were fun. That was early on. You did some good ones. We could go back to that. You're not going to do that work anymore. That was when you were young. Oh, for real, dog.

Check me out, son. There we go. Drop it. Hey, yo. My lyrics dropy. I copy. Never. I come through with the pen and they be sloppy.

My lyrics. Too much. Carla says, on behalf of all women, I want to thank you for equating sex with love. We think it's awesome when you do that. Yep. Yeah, well, Turk is equating sex with love we think it's awesome when you do that yep yeah well turk is equating sex with love in this moment don't we all do that though i think it's a trope to a certain extent but uh you know yeah it's like i don't and i don't really believe that turk is equating sex to love i think he's usually using it as a weapon to try and trick his wife into or guilt his wife into

wanting to have sex with him but i don't think he honestly believes she doesn't love him because she's not fucking him he's right you know he's manipulating her he's trying to manipulate her and she flips it on him because she's sensitive. She's pregnant. She has a baby in her. She just had a baby. Her hormones are all fucked up. He's not taking that into into, you know, he's not putting that into the equation.

His math is all fucked up. You know what I mean? Be patient. She's going to give you the ass eventually. You know, just you just got to you just got to wait. You know what I mean? I get it, man. I can relate, Turk.

Christopher Duncan Turk, I can relate. Although I played you on television in real life, this is me too. Are your longies not that longy? My longies are longies as fuck, dude. Sometimes my longies are so longies not that longy my longies are longies as fuck

dude sometimes my longies are so long that my wife is like look you gotta wake up yeah dude come on now look the sun's coming you hear the birds

yeah dude for real man like if your wife wants a quickie do you try and make it a longie? No, I'm not malicious, but, you know, listen, if my wife wants a quickie, then I don't want, look, I'm going to be honest with you. If my wife wants a quickie, I don't necessarily want to have sex, but I'll take the quickie. But, you know what I mean? Like, you know. Does she ever say you're turning this quickie into a longie?

That's been said a few times, yes. You said this was going to be a quickie. It's now turning like a longie. You should teach Casey the terms quickie and longie. Yeah. Bill Lawrence, everyone, making his acting debut. As Van.

I don't know that Bill has ever acted in a primetime TV show before this as Van, the mysterious man. Now, Todd knows Van because his fellow med students on the island used to practice all of the rectal exams on Van. In the corner. And Van says, well, they're in a bar, and Van, a.k.a. Bill, says, did a couple of them right here in this very bar. With you. With you.

By the way, Todd, who we know is fluid sexually, really leaning gay in this episode, I believe. Hardcore. There's several romantic moments with Cabot. I think he and Cabot fucked. I think he and Cabot fucked. Yeah, because at the end, there's like two different cuts to them

staring into each other's eyes. Yeah, like it's not only did we fuck before, we're going to fuck again. Yeah, the wedding makes them all riled up yeah i mean what what listen what wedding doesn't make someone riled up at a wedding yeah people people there's a party there's drinking there's a it's romance yeah and you don't even have to be in charge of all of that shit somebody's doing it for you yeah it's tough you know i've been to weddings where you don't have a partner and you're there's so much romance in the air and

you just feel like kicking kicking rocks i wish there were more weddings right about now and i was invited with my wife that would be a lot of fun just to get out you like weddings i like weddings when they're real like you ain't nothing like going to a wedding and being like oh boy oh when the love's not real yeah when you get there and that's just like uh got it i don't think i've ever been to a wedding where i was like i mean i've been that way because i didn't really want to be at the wedding but not like guess what if you were that way because you didn't want to be at the wedding guess what the wedding probably wasn't it wasn't it wasn't popping you know what sounds interesting to me that the uh indian wedding that sounds fucking awesome to me it was like days and days of wedding that sounds awesome so many outfit changes oh my gosh ceremony's beautiful and so romantic

totally it's like days days i think if i ever got married i would want to just do something small with a group of people i i that were super close to me and uh and you know maybe go somewhere but i definitely don't want like a tent and a dance floor. I just don't. Fuck you. We did that at your house for my wedding. And that shit was fire. Yeah, but your wedding was different in lots of ways.

Because it was real. Because the love was real. That's right. By the way, I'm not mocking anyone who's into what I just said. I'm just saying for me personally, it's not what I would envision. Yeah. But I know that a lot of people are dying to have that. I'm just saying for me personally it's not what I would envision. But I know that a lot of people are dying to have that.

I'm a big fan of small weddings. Full support. Yeah, you had one, right, Dan? You didn't even invite your friends on fake doctors. You didn't even invite us. You know, we work with you and shit. I know. We started working with you during one of the hardest times in everyone's lives. I know, and Dan, you could have done what the janitor did and just like invited us two days

before we definitely would not have come and you could have gotten presents from us. But no, you went ahead and just said that. I think I still gave you a wedding gift even though I wasn't invited.

You did. It was very sweet of you. What the fuck's wrong with me? Why did I give you a present and I wasn't invited? I remember my assistant was like, you got to get Dan a wedding present.

I was like, you're right, I should. And then I did. That's very sweet. Now that we're talking about it, I'm like, I want that back.

Why did I do that? Wow. Yeah. me those louis vuitton plates back send them plates back please you didn't give me louis vuitton no i didn't know that was a thing until our last episode did you find out what the plates were did you find out i think it was williamson no i don't know where she is hold on let me see how could you run us down a fucking... Oh, my God. You took us on a whole Louis Vuitton ride. A whole, like, segment of the show, and he's like, oh, wait, I was wrong. Oh, God. He just wants to get his wife on the show.

Oh, he misses her. Zach, I love you. Yeah, this is how in love Donald is, you guys. When he has to do a podcast for an hour and a half, he misses his wife. We get to play the song, Daniel. Play that shit. Here we go.

Casey, come down here. I don't know nothing about raising these fools. So tell me what to do. I don't know nothing about raising these kids. And that's what it is. You said you shouldn't have come home? Kidding. That hurts a little.

You showered and everything already? See, that's how in love he is. She's like, give me some space. I came up here and helped you log on to your thing. Yeah. That's right, you did. Remember? Stoned.

Stoned to the bone. Hi, guys. Hi, Casey. Hi, Casey. He didn't remember that you helped him log in? I guess not. Because of the weed. You really didn't remember that?

That's problematic. What? That I helped you log in to your podcast. No really didn't remember that? That's problematic. What? That I helped you log in to your podcast. No, I did remember, babe. I'm fucking kidding. Oh, he's kidding, he says. No, he's not kidding. No, he's not.

He didn't remember. He didn't remember. He came a little bit. I had to be reminded, that's all. I just had to be reminded. Kids, weed, not even once. This dude can't remember that Casey helped him log in to the podcast. Casey, Donald seems that we just need to ask you something.

Donald says that you guys were given ridiculously expensive China for your wedding and initially claimed it was Louis Vuitton China. No. What were they? What brand was it? It was like Versace. Versace. Oh.

That's also nice. That's very fancy. Well, it ain't no Louis Vuitton. Oh, yeah. Well, we were so curious, so we looked it up, and they were extraordinarily expensive. And so we were like, really, Donald? But maybe, I'm sure Versace plates are expensive as well. Yeah, they were kind of expensive.

Versace plates are expensive too. Kind of expensive. They were very expensive. They were so expensive that we didn't get the full thing. Yeah, we did. We had to go and buy it ourselves. Really? Oh, I mean, we finished out the order.

Actually, no, she bought us. Yeah, she bought everything. Everything that was missing. You're right. You're right. Casey, why did you put something so expensive on your registry? Do you feel guilty being like Versace plates? I didn't think anybody would buy it.

There you go. That's what Tom said. And if not now, when? We should have went to the Louis Vuitton. I should have gone to Louis Vuitton. We should have went to the Louis Vuitton. No, the thing is- We should have another wedding.

No, I'm going to tell you. You know what? Everybody threw me all these pre-wedding showers. And then I go with- Bridal showers with the bridal shower and all this stuff. And in this company, I'm going to give them a shout out, Casa de Peron. And they would have all the place settings in this beautiful China with flowers and butterflies and all this amazing stuff that you would never think, oh, I want that. And they would put it together so beautifully. And so when we registered, think, oh, I want that. And they would put it together so beautifully. And so when we registered, I was like,

I want that stuff. I want something that looks like that. Flowers and butterflies and all kinds of stuff. It's so beautiful. Oh, we see it. Versace. Well, this looks like that. Yeah.

This isn't nearly as expensive. But we haven't used it. It's never been opened. It's very pretty. It's gorgeous. We also haven't bought our wedding products yet. I like these, actually. No, no, Casey, I think I'm looking at what you have.

Is this something you've ever eaten off of? No, it's still in the boxes. It's in the boxes. We haven't even bought our, I just said, we haven't eaten. We ate off of it, didn't we? One time we ate off of it. That's not true. I've never eaten off of it.

Yes, you have. I don't ate off of it that's not true i've never eaten off of it yes you have i don't know i think that's funny i wonder if audience members listening who have expensive china they got for their wedding if they ever use it because my mom said this all started with me telling donald that my mom had beautiful china she had inherited from her from her mom or handed down from her mom at the time and we it was just on display like it was like we didn't touch it well you want to know why because you invite people over to eat and they ruin everything they don't take care of anything so it's like you know what's the point what is the point exactly i'll tell you what the point is the point is to be like yo i got that shit and then

20 years from now when it's worth more and you're on that, what's that show? Pawn, whatever that show is. Pawn Stars. Where you take the thing to the guy and he looks at it with the little thing. Oh, he's talking about Antiques Roadshow. Yeah, Antiques Roadshow.

I'm pretty sure ours is never going to be worth anything. It's Versace. I don't know if there's a lot of money to be made in the plate resale market. So there's not a lot of money to be made in the plate resale market. You don't know that. You don't know that. You know what? Ming Dynasty.

Ming Dynasty plate. If you got plates from the Ming Dynasty, you doing your thing. We'll use it. You know what? Maybe we'll use it. If you got plates from the Ming Dynasty, you're doing your thing. We need a dining table to use it. All right, we gotta get back to the show, KC.

We love you. We love you. Bye, KC. Zach, I love you. Zach, Zach,y zach i love you zach zach zach i love you what a gift you did good you married well you married well i need to go down to waco and find a wife sometimes i'll be doing okay with my freaking decisions man you definitely marry well she has a lot of patience for you sometimes my decision making be like top i feel like any i feel like many girlfriends that i've had in the past if i said i haven't seen you when they had just helped me log on to the computer would have

would have been less frustrated than she was with you sure but you know i did i did better than you when it comes to when it comes to picking my lady why are you gonna rub it in as i sat here alone looking at a pillow girlfriend i've made in my bed but you get to have sex with that pillow as much as you want. Yes. The pillow does not mind longies. That's for sure. The pillow's like, give it to me. The pillow has no interest in a quickie. Oh, my God.

The pillow's like, this shit better take hours. Yeah. The pillow's like, I'm lying here all day anyway. Make it a longie. Oh, my word. Let's take a break. All right. On that note. On that note. We it a longie. Oh my word. Let's take a break. On that note, we'll be right back.

When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay. And I'm Simone Boyce.

Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But the Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new, and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case.

And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself. It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers.

You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift. What my responsibilities are as a person with cancer. Because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride.

So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Okay, back to the show. So Van is going to marry them. Yes. And J.D.'s all worked up because he says this isn't a real wedding. It's a crazy cleaning person scam for presents, which is pretty accurate.

Right. But it is a real wedding, too, now, because Elliot has convinced Lady that she needs to have a ceremony. Yes. No, now that's the question. Do the janitor and Lady have the certificate or they're just going to do a ceremony? If there's a certificate involved, then they're married. You know what I mean? They should be married already.

The wedding, there must be a certificate because the wedding doesn't really, nothing really happens at the wedding that's supposed to happen because Van doesn't make any sense because he's just basically a human cadaver for rectal exams. So he's not really a great minister. No, far from it, actually. Yeah. Although I do like the idea of the bride and groom sitting down that was funny that was nice we've decided since it's our wedding we're gonna sit and you guys and you guys stand all right so reminding the audience that at 10 18 casey has her cameo then this is when uh ted is burned in seconds by the sun because he has the courage from the peer pressure

to go out in the actual sun with no sunblock on, and he's burned. Within seconds. Then the janitor tapes fish to JD's hands and- CG birds. CG birds. Not too shabby for whatever year it was. Not bad for 1985.

No, what year was it, Joel? I have it right here in front of me because I was on Scrubs Wiki. Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. Let's see. This aired on April 15th, 2009. Not bad, CG Birds for 2009. Okay. Then I come back and Elliot has to shower

because she has touched Lady's hair and we learn We find out that Lady was a redhead. Lady was a redhead and we know that Elliot has issues with redheads

so she has to run and wash herself. J.D. comes in covered with poo and says a hungry seabird pooed on my shirt. She tells him to go change it.

Turk sees the mermaid. Yeah, and he tries to talk a la Splash, the movie Splash. Donald, will you do a dolphin talk? For those of you who are old enough to remember the movie Splash, which I believe was Tom Hanks' big break, I think. I think Bachelor Party had come out already before that. Will you look at that filmography real quick? I just heard Tom Hanks.

And I think Bosom Buddy was before that also. Oh, you're probably right. Bosom Buddy was. You're right. I just heard. I got to say that Rick Rubin has a really great podcast now. he had tom hanks on i believe is his first guest and it was great really really highly recommend it's it's like over two hours long and a great conversation i recommend it anyway he was talking about splash and how no one wanted to make it it's that classic

story you hear over and over again no one wanted to make splash and no one believed in it and then it became this ginormous success and it was very early on in in tom hanks's career but you're right he was his big break i was probably the tv show bosom buddies uh but splash and bachelor party came out in the same year so those are wow he had a big year well he had a couple of big years. That's the first level. Probably don't like someone with big years. Yeah, that's the first level up. The second level up was big.

Oh, my gosh. That was when he went from, oh, the guy in Bachelor Party and Splash to, yo, this dude's now nominated for an Academy Award. Bachelor Party was crazy. Dude, they were nipples the size of quarters. That's all I remember about Splash. Do you remember that they had a donkey that did like quaaludes at the Bachelor Party? Yeah. Oh my god.

You guys ever seen this movie? It was never in theaters. It was only on cable and stuff like that. Really? Yeah, it was one of those movies. Wait, that can't be true. Look it up. Please. Also, wait.

Wasn't there a scene, Donald, where someone puts their penis in a popcorn thing in the movie theater and covers it with popcorn and when the woman goes to grab the popcorn, she touches a penis? That's the classic. Is that where that comes from?

Cut a hole in the bottom of the... Isn't that in Bachelor Party? I'm not sure. I don't remember. It probably is. That movie was so dirty and wrong. And it's just so funny that it launched like all American. But it was the Bachelor Party.

You've been to Bachelor Parties, dude. I've gone with you to Bachelor Parties, dude. I've never seen a donkey doing quaaludes. You've seen quite a bit at a Bachelor Party, though. Bachelorette parties, you've seen quite a bit. These are things that movies are made of. The hangover, that shit could happen. That shit could happen.

What's that from? Oh, Hollywood Shuffle? Was that Hollywood Shuffle? I believed in that shit. That shit could have happened. That shit could happen. What is that? What were they reviewing a movie?

They're reviewing like, they're reviewing like Indiana Jones. And at the end of it, he's like, that's the one that they disagree on. But he's like, he's like, he's like,

nah, man. He said he, he believed in that. He liked that shit. I thought that shit was bullshit. And then they get the last one, the finger.

But the one that they really loved was where's my bitches I bet you could happen that's what he says that shit could happen yeah yeah yeah

I bet you could happen I'm gonna fuck you up after the clip after the after the if you haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle audience do yourself a favor

so good it's in the Criterion collection now it is oh shit If you haven't seen Hollywood Shuffle, audience, do yourself a favor. So good. It's in the Criterion Collection now. It is? Oh, shit. Get out of here. It deserves to be. That was a classic. One of my favorite movies of all time.

The opening for that movie alone. Tommy. Him in the bathroom rehearsing his I would actually love to watch the criterion version of that and hear like hear like you know commentary Bachelor Party did get a theatrical release it made $38,435

and oh so nothing I'm sorry how much money did it make how much money did it make it technically got a release but it only made $38,000 that means one theater showed it in Iowa Joelle, you're kind of contradicting yourself. It technically got a release, but it only made $38,000. Yeah, $38,000. That means one theater showed it in Iowa. I was going to say, was it one theater?

I missed a comma. $38,435,927. Oh, so it was a hit. Yes, yes. And a $4 million opening weekend in 1984 money is pretty good. Oh, that's pretty good. Sorry. It's a big difference.

Big difference. So for a moment, it was exactly what Donald said and then it became the total opposite of what Donald said. Cover the cost of the cameras for one day.

All right. Back to the show. Van hits on Lady during the ceremony. Oh, weird. Yes. Weird. Part of me was like,

was this a Zeltser character that didn't make it? Well, do you know that Van also, Van slash bill also has a band-aid on his finger yes which made it even creepier it was creepy is there a story behind that i don't remember him being injured obviously i mean there's no reason he'd wear a band-aid if he didn't cut himself but it's creepier when he touches her face with his band-aid. Fan had to be let go. And the janitor takes over.

Wait, I skipped over. So we're about to learn the janitor's name for the first time. And shit happens. And then Todd and Cabot, who are clearly about to hook up, ruin the moment because it's 457 high tide fives. Yeah. By the way, here's something I never knew. in high tide fives.

Yeah. By the way, here's something I never knew. And that clearly in the Bill Lawrence universe fucks up other things. The name starts with a shh. Because he's about to say the janitor's name

and Van goes shh. And they're interrupted by the high five. What name starts with a shh? Shalina. We know that. What if he was going to be the janitor's shun? Shlomo.

Shun. Shun. Shlomo. Shalina. Shundigger. I just want you, if you're really into, you know, looking at those moments, you can go back, audience, and see that when Van starts to say the janitor's name, it definitely starts with an S-H.

And then I cried like a baby. Oh, my God. Did you really an sh and then i cried like a baby oh my god did you really cry oh i cried like a baby i cried so hard first of all sam i where can i get this version of hey yeah oh yeah i think it was my idea he just like he oh it was a There was a cover of Hey Ya from, what's his name? The Hawaiian singer? Israel Kamaka Vivaole. Was it not him? No, he was dead by the time that song came out. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, agreed. Okay, well, someone did a cover like this. And I think I, if I'm not mistaken, I showed it to Bill. And we were like, what if this was a Sam cover? I think that's how it came together. Yeah. But anyway, it was so beautiful. Oh, my gosh.

All the way through to him doing, all right, all right, all right, all right, all of it. Shake it like a polo. It's such a good. I would love to have a cover by Sam of that song. It's so good. That's lovely. But, oh, man, I cried.

I cried so hard. You cried for Sam? I cried because of his voice. I cried because of his voice. I cried because of the moment. I cried mostly because it was him. You know what I mean? And, you know, when you see things that are magical and special and everything like that,

and you are a part of it, and it's somebody that you know you'll never see again other than that moment, and that moment was so long ago. Like, I don't even feel like i look like that guy anymore and to see him fresh and alive and you know the amazing thing about sam was that he you know he was playing this cartoon obviously character this you know uh of ted but he was obviously nothing like that he was the He was playing this cartoon, obviously, character of Ted, but he was obviously nothing like that. He was the sweetest, smartest, kindest person, and then he had this ridiculous voice. Yeah, he could see his butt off.

That's what's so sweet about it, too, is that you're always laughing at Ted as the butt of the jokes because that's the character he was. But that wasn't Sam. listen to that guy's voice that is not that is pure like he sounded like that on the day that's what the guy's voice was like amazing oh man it was a it was a moment for me and then uh i thought it was very moving too yeah well then carla shows up looking hot AF. Hot AF. When they're walking into the ocean, I wasn't staring at myself. I don't think you were.

No, you were staring at her. I was staring at the way the booty was bouncing in the sand. Yeah. In the bikini. She looks great. That thing was. Now, my question is this. Because we've set up part A of the story that Turk wants to have underwater relations, are they running to just swim or are they running to have underwater relations?

They're running to have underwater relations. I think they're going to talk in the ocean. I think they're going to go find that mermaid and have a threesome. Oh. That's Turk's fantasy for sure. He was talking about Black Woman. Turk's next kid is gonna have gills

because of the crossbreeding that would be a great fantasy by the way if there was gonna be a fantasy in this episode Turk's threesome kid with the mermaid would be a good one oh my gosh Black Woman

it's all in a Dr. Acul too like dr acula is the main superhero and then the horror you know what i mean uh the creature from the deep is black woman black woman so you could be dr acula i could be black woman i'm so into this. This is so awesome, right? Let's shoot Monday. I knew you'd love it. Let's go, man. We can do it, man. We'll hire Sarah.

Who could Sarah be, man? What's a Wonder Woman version of this universe? But it has to be like a horror. Joelle, you know horror. I'm contemplating. Oh, another episode while Joelle contemplates is of that Rick Rubin podcast was Jason Blum of Blumhouse. And I really recommend it if you're a filmmaker. It's so interesting.

That's really, you know, Blumhouse, the video, what do you do it on the iPhone first? No, the movie that really broke them was um paranormal activity wasn't that on the iphone no i didn't see the movie but wasn't it like a camera footage of like computers guys i don't know the movie but i think yeah it was a security camera footage security camera footage yeah yeah and it's amazing story he tells the whole story on the podcast and if you're an aspiring filmmaker I highly recommend it

but it's basically like no one wanted it everyone passed on it it's the second time I'm telling a story like that but it's true you know there's so many stories

in Hollywood like that and Jason Blum we were talking about one Hollywood Shuffle is one he paid for that thing with his own credit cards true and now here we are

talking about it this many years later. Criterion collection. Blair Witch Project had already happened. And Jason Blum, I guess, didn't bid on that when he was working, I believe, for Miramax. And he kept saying to everyone, guys, let's not miss another Blair Witch Project. This is it. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. And everyone was like, nope, nope, don't get it. Then they're, oh my God, this is amazing. I'm getting goosebumps retelling this story. You have to listen to this. But then finally found a studio that said, we like the concept, we want to remake it. And he said, remake it?

It's incredible. Why are you guys not getting this? He goes, let's just test it as it is. And he was like playing the game. And he was like, that's this way. If you're, even if you're going to remake it, you'll see from a test what works, what doesn't work. It'll be a proof of concept and you'll have all the data you need for your remake. But in his mind, he's like, this fucking nuts. And he said, I never heard a single sentence about remaking this movie ever again. And they've made like, I don't know how many of them now. And it's become an enormous success. And it launched his whole company. Such a cool story.

Everything is through Blumhouse. All good horror is through Blumhouse now. Yeah. Some bad horror too, but most good horror is through Blumhouse. I think horror is Blumhouse. I think horror is Blumhouse now, right? He has the most unique deal in all of Hollywood. A one-of-a-kind deal where

the studio releases his movies, but he has complete autonomy to make whatever he wants. It's a really incredible story of a guy. What a dream. I really tell you, listen to the podcast. It was really great. Donald, what do you think about Elliot Frost? If we make Elliot Emma Frost character? Kind of works about Elliot Frost? If you mean Elliot Emma Frost character. Kind of works.

Emma Frost. So she's like the ice lady. Yeah. She's the ice lady. And then what would Carla be? Storm because she's the baddest. Yeah, she's the arc of the covenant where she opens up her head. Let's finish up the episode. Cox throws Jordan in a pool. Adorable. arc of the covenant where she opens up her head and fucking.

Let's finish up the episode. Cox throws Jordan in a pool. Adorable. JD and Elliot on the dock. They don't dock, but they're on a dock. And he tells her he loves her more than Turk. Yes. People really love this. I've seen this meme a bunch of times.

Elliot, I love you more than Turk. But I think it's a sweet moment that ends the episode between me and Elliot, between JD and Elliot, because even though they're kidding, you really do see that they've met their soulmate and that she's his dream girl. And I read on Scrubs Wiki a really sweet thing that that harkens back to him saying that earlier on. Hold on, let me find it. JD calls Elliot his dream girl, which is a reference to my first day. I guess he must say that in the pilot. I'm bawling.

What? Well, not only that, it closes the story also, so it makes way for the finale. So there's no will they be together, won't they be together conversation in the finale. It makes it so that we know they're gonna live happily ever after if we do any sort of happily ever after if we do any sort of reboot i think elliot and jd have to be together the fans will literally ride in the street if you're not together i think no i agree i i agree it can't be i think you all come together because Turk dies. You know what I'm saying? I think that's what.

Absolutely not. No, that can't happen. But if he stays on his hit show, then Turk's going to die. I'm going to stay on his show, bro. I'm not going to. What about just John Cryer? We'll give you the voiceover. Turk has the voiceover.

I didn't know if you guys know this, but we come on on Tuesday night. Same day as the podcast, y'all. Tuesday nights, 8.30 on NBC. What if the premise is that Turk- You can watch it on Peacock the very next day. Turk is dead, and so the voiceover comes from heaven, from Donald. And as I was looking down on all my friends- All right, you want some more trivia?

The final season is like Turk's observation from heaven. Yeah, that's what we're going to have to do if you stay on your hit show. I'm going to stay on the hit show. If the show, listen, please, people, Tuesday nights, 8.30, NBC. And coming soon, Scrubs with Turk from heaven. Tuesday nights at 9 Also If you get the opportunity

A good person Thank you Is on Prime I had a really nice I had a crazy thing Someone DM'd me Can I tell you Can I read you guys this

Please do Please It really was moving to me So moving that I sent it To my therapist That's how moving it was And the fucker didn't reply back i think you've heard therapist should reply back to your page i think he was like you're good you're

good bud don't worry about it no my therapist is awesome and we text and he's he's really changed my life but i sent him this note someone sent me because it was so cool and uh and he didn't reply and now my feelings are hurt but that okay. We'll talk about it in the next session. This person wrote, I will not be ignored. Yeah. By the way, I just sent Brian that gif

from Fatal Attraction. Did you? Yeah, it's so funny. God, we do think alike, baby. Brian wasn't, Brian Klugman wasn't texting me back and I sent the gif from Fatal Attraction. I will not be ignored.

That's good. wasn't texting me back and I sent the gift from fiddle attraction, I will not be ignored. This lovely person wrote, Hey Zach, long time scrubs fan. I want to let you know that in one of my graduate level mental health counselor classes, we're watching a good person. I've already seen it twice before, but thought you would like to know that it's inspiring people in my field. Have a good, have a good one. And tell Donald,

I said Wu Tang forever. That's sweet. That's so sweet. That's wonderful. If you wrote that and you're probably listening, thank you. You made my day with that. But that's a,

that's real talk, bro when you when you think right one's therapist would reply when you write from truth and when you write from you know this is what scrubs was like too you know what i mean because scrubs was so true to the field and what you wrote is so true to addiction, it touches. You know what I mean? Thank you. That's not a gloss at all. Everybody who's had a conversation with you, even if they haven't dealt with addiction,

can relate to this movie in some way. Yeah, thank you. And grief, too. It's not just addiction, but grief. I feel like everyone in their life of a certain age has had to get by something incredibly painful to them.

And I think that's what the movie's about, standing back up again after something like that happens. Yeah, but through addiction, no, man, you know what I'm saying? Like when they see this movie,

they see the markers, man. And the markers are real. And you put that in the movie. And that's a credit because a lot of people don't do their research, Zach. A lot of people just gloss over that shit and try and get to the story of. Well, I was super careful about getting it accurate, obsessively so. So I made sure there was this one woman who not only had beaten an opioid addiction herself, but was counseling young women. And we hired her to not only make sure everything I wrote was correct, but she was on set every time we did anything related to recovery.

Because I was just, I was like, I cannot fuck any of this up. Like, would that poster really be there? Like, everything, she was there. And after I was about about when i was done with big scenes and i was about to move on i'd be like does that feel right she's like that feels totally accurate and so that was great it was important to have her there but thank you don i appreciate you and i appreciate whomever wrote that means a lot to me um let's just end a little more trivia from scrubs wiki uh this is the last episode doug

ever appears in. He's one of the few major recurring characters to be absent from the intended series finale. That's shocking that Doug wasn't there at the beloved season eight finale, but it must have been some reason. Did he go and get married at this time? I don't know.

And maybe Bill put him in in this way because it was his last opportunity to be in. I'm not sure what was going on with Johnny Castle. This is one of the rare occasions in which the janitor calls jd jd i saw that too the venue for the wedding if you'd like to visit it where the episode was filmed is called the hopetown harbor lodge the bartender that appears in the episode's real name is in fact gary he worked at the hopetown harbor lodge for over 15 years wow when he speaks to dr kelso he speaks with the jamaican accent he does not however have a jamaican that's good trivia it says he also makes a fantastic rum runner i don't know what a rum

runner is but well i'm gonna tell you this Bahama mamas aren't clear like that either. Them things are slushy. From what I remember, that shit was like an icicle. Dr. Kelso is the only member of the staff to not be present at the wedding as he is at the bar. He's like 20 feet away. Na, na, na. Na, na, na. That was a fun episode. Thank you guys for listening. Thank, na, na. Na, na, na. That was a fun episode. Thank you guys

for listening. Thank you for joining us. Joelle, anything you want to tell the audience? No, keep sending us your fave episodes from season nine.

Got a couple of good ones in there so far. You can email us at scrubsiheart at gmail.com. Can we fix somebody's life again? Yeah, let's fix some lives, Joelle.

Okay. We missed that. All right, send us some Fix Your Lives. Not only do we love fixing your life, we missed the theme song. We got a caller who gave us a holler. We can talk, start wars, or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller.

Smoke some jazz cabbage, maybe talk about the episode. So come on, Joel, let's get the show on the road. I'm going to try and do a recap for this whole motherfucker. It's never going to happen. Wow. You're going to go get high in motherfucker since we're at the last episode I'm gonna start right now here we go

Zach Braff said it never happened I was laughing at the end of the last episode it was clapping like my butt cheeks in this I don't know I'm not saying what

no one wants to hear you live write a rap Joel also sorry to give you lots of homework but also see if you can dig up first of all someone's going to win this amazing one of a kind backpack and Joel see if you can find out why

we didn't move forward making them because it's kind of amazing we should make like a hundred okay because i i mean i can't wear it but i want to see someone wear it yes okay all right i'll see what we can do what happens on these shows when you work on a show you get like awesome you know swag from the show but you know if you're if you're on the show or you're involved then you can't really wear it because it's pretty embarrassing you walking around wearing like a shrinking sweatshirt, but we get lots of cool stuff. Right, Donald?

What rhymes with happen? Oh my God. You're so funny. I was so proud of that joke. I was so proud of that joke. Zach Braff said it would never happen, but I'm coming back slapping. Okay.

Well, he's making his way, guys. By next week, we should have a wrap. Watch and see what happens. I got a wrap for you. Ready? Everybody listening, try not to hate. Five, six, seven, eight. listening try not to hate five six seven eight stories about a show we made about a bunch of doctors and nurses in a canada who love to hate i said here's a story that you all should know

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