Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 816: My Cuz

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

On this week’s episode, Kim dates Elliot’s ex, Sean. In the real world, Zach and Donald make another musical superbowl spot for T-Mobile. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:01:56 Let me make sure that the sound pad is at the right level. Wu-Tang forever. Wu-Tang forever. It is. It's set. As always. It's infinite. I think you've grown to like the sound pad haven't you no fuck your sound machine your sound effects machine by the way donald i've never been a guy who did legs at the gym and i've always been the guy who skipped leg day i'm walking around with sore uh quads
Starting point is 00:02:27 all the time now don't you like it but i like it i feel proud of myself it feels good but you know that point where you like come home from the gym or you went on a giant hike and then you walking up your stairs at home and you're like ow fuck but you're like kind of smiling yeah because you like it that's how i. That's that good feeling. Yeah, I'm proud. Putting in the work. As you should be. As you should be.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Good for you. How are you? I'm well. How are you, man? It's gloomy today, man. I know. It's just like... LA gets a little crazy when the sun's not out. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:02:59 People get sad and shit. Yeah, look outside. Yeah, it's like a Josh Radin song outside right now. He's living in my guest house right now. I should have him come over and sing Winter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I remember the sound of your November downtown. It's great. And you know, a lot of people live. It's gray. And, you know, a lot of people live where it's gray. We grew up where it gets gray in the winter. But we didn't. A lot of people gravitate towards sunny places because they feel better in their mental health where the sun is out.
Starting point is 00:03:40 And I'm one of those people. So when it does get gray, it's a little bit like, what the hell is this? It turns into like a melancholic, emotional song. I just want to get under a weighted blanket and light a candle. Maybe listen to some Sade. Have some soup. Cherish the day. Won't catch me running.
Starting point is 00:04:03 By the way, there's a new doc on Netflix. I know you don't watch things that aren't Star Wars, but it's about the making of We Are the World, and I think you'll really like it. You had me up until you said We Are the World. It's about the making of, I thought you were going to say Star Wars, but then you said We Are the World,
Starting point is 00:04:20 and then you lost me. You wouldn't watch this, dude. It's all interview, like Lionel Richie is like the main interview. I didn't know that he wrote it with Michael Jackson. I always thought Michael Jackson wrote it with- Mike Jackson, Quincy Jones, Lionel Richie. Quincy Jones did the orchestrations and the production, but it was written, the song was written by Lionel and Michael.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I didn't know that. And Lionel, there's lots of interviews, but Lionel is the main interview and he kind of tells he walks you through the whole story how they did it overnight after the American Music Awards you know all this?
Starting point is 00:04:51 yeah of course does he talk about does he talk about how mad Michael Jackson was getting at some of these artists who were fucking up his song? and they cut around that
Starting point is 00:04:58 they cut around that because I know there's these really funny gifs and memes of Michael Jackson giving people the side eye when they're singing his song and they're fucking it up yeah but i have but it's really amazing man i really audience watch this it's a new doc on netflix joelle will you get the title i forgot
Starting point is 00:05:14 what it's called but it's it's really worth your time and it's pretty amazing story about how they did this in one night made the song my favorite part about that whole thing is when michael jackson is like i got an idea for the hook so we're gonna go we are the world yeah we are the children shawling gay and everybody's like nah nigga that shit ain't that's that's in there but i know it's in there, but that ain't going to make the song. No, what happened was when you watch the doc, okay, Stevie Wonder decided there should be, I believe this is it, Swahili in the song because it was about raising money for food in Africa. And they started trying to figure out some Swahili lyrics.
Starting point is 00:06:01 And a lot of the artists were like, I'm not going to be able to sing in Swahili. And the problem was that it's called the greatest night in pop. Thank you. And, and then, but the problem was everyone's like, Oh no,
Starting point is 00:06:13 you see Quincy Jones freaking out and Lionel Richie, who was kind of like Lionel Richie's job on the night of was to like, keep all the stars happy and like making jokes and like, and when people start bugging out because they're not going to be able to sing Swahili and everyone respected Stevie so much so no one was going to like you know say no to Stevie but everyone's like we got to get Stevie off this Swahili thing because people are bugging out and so then Michael Jackson was like how about if it's just something that's not necessarily Swahili but it's something that everyone can sing that that but that's that's
Starting point is 00:06:43 that and he came up with that first of all one of the most amazing things is Michael Jackson's voice is so incredible. And when everyone else is singing, you're obviously, my experience from watching the doc is when everyone else is singing, you're like, wow, everyone has such a unique thing, whether you're Huey Lewis or Cindy Lauper or Bob Dylan or Springsteen, everyone has their unique sound. They're all amazing. But then you hear Michael Jackson singing, you're Huey Lewis or Cindy Lauper or Bob Dylan or Springsteen, everyone has their unique sound. They're all amazing. But then you hear Michael Jackson sing, and you're like, wow, I kind of want to just hear him sing the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:07:11 His voice is so incredible. He could sing his butt off, man. When you listen to it now, now you appreciate it now that he's gone. But if you listen to him now, it's like, wow, man in the mirror. There's that moment in Man in the mirror where it's like i gotta make that change today and he is so in the pocket for that you know minute and a half of you know him calling and the freaking uh the the chorus chorus calling back to him and everything. Make that change. Man, man, who?
Starting point is 00:07:50 Lionel Richie said he didn't play instruments, which I guess I knew in the back of my mind, but not in the forefront. And so he said he would have all these cassette tapes of just him humming, singing, going like hee hee, and like doing all of the basically parts but just vocalizing it
Starting point is 00:08:08 and then musicians would then take that and write the music isn't that incredible yeah he's fucking there's a doc that's uh out right now on michael jackson as well that where it's like you know it's i don't i there's a bunch of them out. We just got into it recently because the kids somehow found it. Smooth criminal, man. That's all it takes is smooth criminal. And then you're hooked. And so now the kids are freaking, although this shit is hilarious. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:36 So because Mike's face changed so much as he got older and stuff like that, Wild is like having nightmares about the motherfucking out, right? No. Yeah. like straight up nightmares like straight up like michael jackson's in my closet and me and casey are laughing our asses off like because that was because of his plastic surgery yeah well yeah man and also thriller and his face face changed a lot oh Thriller and all that shit but all I can think of is Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:09:08 in the closet with the side face yeah looking out through his shadows and Wanda come running out of her room like it scares her dude it really really does
Starting point is 00:09:24 well maybe don't show her Thriller. She's seen it all now because she wants to listen to it. This girl walks around her and Rocco. You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal dancing, doing the moonwalking shit. Wasn't there a video game? They're not draggers either, by the way.
Starting point is 00:09:40 There was a video game, right? Yeah, Moonwalker. I feel like i played that on sega i had that yeah on sega genesis wait wilder can moonwalk yeah wow she's not a dragger either so audience donald is very good at moonwalking and i'm oh no you're very good at it i'm a b and he makes fun of me for not doing it as smoothly as he does it. That's all I'll say for now. Chala.
Starting point is 00:10:12 We are the children. Chalinga. Watch that. I just wish I could force you to watch it sometimes. Well, audience, you'll watch it, please, because it's very entertaining. And it's just a great story. It's a great story how they pulled it all together and such a cool story about how lyle richie and michael jackson just wrote this song together they had never written together and some of the
Starting point is 00:10:34 funniest parts of the documentary are lyle richie talking about hanging out in michael's house and being like what is going on in the kitchen who's screaming at each other and michael's like oh that's that's my bird and my dog they they always argue and then he's like hold bubbles and he's like i don't want to hold bubbles and uh and then he says they're hanging out in this room and he hears like and he's like what the fuck is that Lionel tells it's so funny And he turns to his right And there's a giant Fucking boa constrictor snake
Starting point is 00:11:09 And Michael's like There he is We've been looking for him There's a fucking zoo in his house Big There he is Lionel Oh and he called Lionel Lionel I think Lionel You gotta hear Lionel Richie tell the story
Starting point is 00:11:38 Lionel Richie Yeah he always called me Lionel To be like Lionel Don't be afraid of the snake Just hold him Come on Lionel. He'd be like, Lionel, don't be afraid of the snake. Just hold him. Come on, Lionel. That's like freaking Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Lionel! Dan Aykroyd's in We Are The World, as you recall. Yes, he is. Oh, my God. And Cyndi Lauper, man, she really, she was a bel belter she could really sing like she does she was great too lionel joseph lionel joseph's what is he saying oh that's dan akroyd on the the train? Yes. Oh, my God. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Anyway. Should we get on the show? Oh, do we have to start the show? What else do you want to talk about? Well, we're just so close to the end, man. I know, it's ending. How many episodes do we have left, Joelle, in season eight? There's two left, yeah. Oh, my God, Donald.
Starting point is 00:12:40 There's two left. Sha-la-sha-linga. Sha-ling-ay. Sha-ling-ay? I think that's what he said. Sha-la-sha-ling-ay. Sha-la-sha-ling-ga. Sha-ling-ga. Sha-ling-ga? I think that's what he said. Sha-la-sha-ling-ga. Sha-la-sha-ling-ga. Sha-ling-ga.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Oh, there he is. Sha-la-sha-ling-ga. We've been looking for him. Got a boa just. There he is. Lionel. There he is. Lionel, hold him.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Like he's got a boa constrictor just lost in his house. Like, there he is. When you listen to. Listen, so we've been listening, like I said, we've been listening to Mike a lot lately. And, like, I'm sorry to the Jacksons. Y'all was carried straight up. Like, straight up. That brother carried y'all because.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Well, weren't they very good musicians? All I know is they sing and then Mike sings. And you're like, I just want to hear Mike sing. I'm telling you, that's why I'm watching We Are The World. And I'm like, no disrespect. These are some of the greatest voices in pop. But when they cut to Michael Jackson's, before, while they were at the AMAs, I think that's what it's called, music awards yeah um michael jackson wasn't there he was in the studio just laying down tracks of the whole thing like because because he didn't he
Starting point is 00:13:53 wasn't planning on the amas oh there's a whole thing about how prince won't show up and they have sheila e there because they're trying to lure prince to come and she gets all pissed she's like they said they were going to give me a verse but I think it was bullshit because they were just trying to get Laura Prince here. And Prince was like, I'll come, but I'm only going to play guitar. And they were like,
Starting point is 00:14:10 we don't need guitar. And so Prince didn't show up. But anyway, I'm telling you, this thing's amazing. But anyway, my point is, Michael's there laying down tracks
Starting point is 00:14:18 while they're all at the AMAs in the empty studio. You and I have been at this studio, by the way. It's now on the Jim Henson lot. And his voice is just incredible. And they have interviews with the camera people. Everyone was volunteering because it was for charity.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And this cameraman's like, I just couldn't believe it. I was alone in a studio just filming Michael Jackson alone singing all of We Are the World. It was so insane. Anyway. And it's his part that they use. When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all. Oh, and then it's Huey Lewis. But if you just believe.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And this is when the side eye comes in. No, no. He likes Huey. This is where the side eye. That whole threesome. That whole threesome gets the side eye from Michael where the side act that whole threesome that whole threesome gets the side act oh really yeah the whole threesome oh but you'll see in the doc that he's into it
Starting point is 00:15:12 at the end and then when Cindy Laufer did that like riff let's realize and then they go into let's realize who's that that's Cindy Laufer oh no I'm talking about she riffed that and then they all see they were all
Starting point is 00:15:28 like and she was like is that good and they all they were all super yeah they all liked it Mike may have given side eye at the beginning but he ended up liking it oh the print spot that Sheila E was like a placeholder and then she left because she was upset that went to that's the one that went to Huey Lewis, I think. No, no.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Kenny Loggins? I don't remember. Anyway, it's a great doc. Watch it. All I know is Prince and Mike should have been the headliners of that shit. Prince wouldn't do it. They had like a competition. They got that competition shit.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Yeah. And then they were begging Prince to come up and he said he would only come play guitar. And they were like, dude, we don't need guitar on the song. We need you to sing. That would have worked for me too if they would have collabed that way also, man. But now they both did and that shit can't ever happen, man. In heaven. Maybe AI can do it.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Dear AI, can you make a Prince Michael Jackson song? I'm sure you could ask. Joelle's like, no, don't do that shit. Joelle doesn't want that. All right, Donald, count us in. Five, six, seven, eight. About a show we made About a bunch of docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate I said he's got stories
Starting point is 00:16:49 That we all should know So gather round to hear our Gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald All right, very funny episode. We're back from the Bahamas, directed by legendary TV director. Oh, there's Danil. Hello.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Hi, Danil. How's it going, gang? Danil. Why don't you? Boom, boom. Danil. Sorry there was some scheduling misunderstanding, Danil, but we're glad you're here. Yeah, happy to be here.
Starting point is 00:17:23 I took my first city bike adventure to get back here on time. Well, how did your city bike go? Bad. It had flat tires. Oh, you got to check. You're a new New Yorker and it's a very, very rookie mistake to not check your city bike tires. Most certainly. You won't do that again. Surely I will not. Now, Dale, I suggest you get a helmet because... I have one. Oh, good. Because I think even people that ride city bikes who don't own a helmet and they ride around, I'm always worried for their dome. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I never ride a bike, any kind of bike, without a helmet. And mine was just at home. In Manhattan, it's pretty crazy, the bicycling situation. Because the delivery guys are now all on electric bikes. And it's the wild, wild west, because they don't care. They don't, no one, the police don't have the bandwidth to ticket anyone. So everyone's going every which way. And it's really fucking dangerous.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I ride my bike around Manhattan, but I try to always rock my helmet, because I think, like, there's some crazy some crazy figure like one pedestrian dies a day see i'm done i'm done too well look that up i think like maybe it maybe it works out in the five boroughs to like 365 deaths pedestrian deaths a year so that's why they say there's one pedestrian death a day in the five boroughs i'm not sure but i remember reading that and that's when i started rocking my helmet you know what sucks is being one of those deaths yeah well you because it's usually somebody hitting to you oh my god electric if you're getting out of a cab or an uber in manhattan this is a public service announcement you have to look at the bike lane people these delivery guys are going 40 miles an hour or whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:05 They're zooming. So fast. And that's how people must die because you get just fucking mowed down by someone on an electric bike. It's bad. So, Dan, I'll rock your helmet.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Oh, trust me, I will. It's even a high-vis helmet. It's one of them like highlighter yellow ones too. I go high-vis. Joelle just wrote me in the chat,
Starting point is 00:19:22 2023 is now the second deadliest year for bike riders in New York City's recorded history. Audience, you're listening. I'm giving you a more, you know, public service announcement. If you go to New York City or you live in New York City, A, be very careful getting out of your Ubers and cabs and always look to see if a bicyclist is coming. And second, if you live there, wear a helmet because people are dying. bicyclist is coming. And second, if you live there, wear a helmet because people are dying. Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Starting point is 00:19:53 All right, Donald. Legendary TV director Linda Mendoza directed this episode, written by Kevin Beagle. Elliot makes JD pull over for car sex because she's jealous whenever Kim is touching JD. Okay, so we should start off by saying JD and Elliot and Kim have this relationship that's very similar to an extended family. Oh. Where the three of them. You're good. Are raising a child together. I wish there was a show on network TV about that. Maybe in front of a live studio audience.
Starting point is 00:20:24 All right. So, yeah, they have a situation where they go. It's clear that I forgot how far away. She's like 45 minutes away by car. Okay. So, JD goes over there to see his child, and Elliot gets very, very jealous whenever Kim even touches him, even touches his collar. Well, I mean, in a lot of ways, she can get jealous of it. And, you know, Kim and JD didn't break up because they didn't like each other.
Starting point is 00:21:00 They broke up because it just didn't work. Like she tried. He tried. You're great. You're great. It just didn't work like she tried he tried you're great you're great it just doesn't work and if you're elliot and you know this because of how close jd and her are clearly they talk about everything together they talk about we'll talk about the the sean of it all later but they you know they talk about everything she knows that if something doesn't happen with this young lady at some point she will be she can be a threat because she does have something and also she's beautiful yeah and but she also has his kid too that's uh she's beautiful and she has his kid and so he elliot's nervous now what jd we
Starting point is 00:21:47 learn is jd uses this to get car sex yes i don't think car sex is something to really be desired do you you ever had car sex i'm gonna go no comment but i i don't think that it's something to be longed for you're gonna go now why would you go no comment it's not like you're saying i had car sex with i'm having car sex right now is that why your camera's off just kidding okay but no sincerely yeah like i would use anything that i could to get sex at this age at jd's age. Well, I don't know. He's into it. That's the point.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Everyone should be into their own thing, whatever it is. And JD clearly is a fan of car sex. He's also a fan of one step more kinky, and that is he sort of seems to have this arrangement with a biker played by Neil Goldman. A lot of selfies in this. One of our writers, who's actually the co-showrunner with Bill Lawrence on the hit show Shrinking. Nice. I like how you did that. Neal Goldman plays the cyclist who takes a selfie of watching JD and Elliot bang in the front seat, which without Elliot's consent, pretty sketch.
Starting point is 00:23:03 But it turns out she already knows. But then she admits later that she does know. Yeah. And she's down with it. Well, this kind of harkens back to Elliot's, you know, kinky sex desires. You know, she's falling back on her old ways. Dun, dun, dun. Reveal, Kim is dating Sean.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Played by Scott Foley, who was hilarious in this episode. By the way, it's obnoxious how handsome he is. Yeah. You know what I don't understand? Why Scott? I mean, it worked out for him, obviously. But Scott went directly into drama and fucking action after Scrubs. He could have had a really long career in comedy.
Starting point is 00:23:42 His career's not over. He's very funny. No doubt. Because he was hilarious. He keeps doing drama, but I would love to see Scott Foley in a comedy. He's so funny. I love this. And he's such a good foil for J.D. because he looks like a mannequin. I mean, he's just so handsome, and he's the exact guy you don't want to not only be your baby mama's new boyfriend,
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Starting point is 00:27:20 Instagram really knows how to target me with ads, guys. It's fucked up. It's rare that I don't want what they're trying to sell me. They always know. It's just everybody's selling each other their data. I look something up on one computer. My Instagram is saying, oh, do you want an ottoman? I was just saying, Donald, how Instagram is so good with their ad targeting.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Like 85% of the time, I'm like, I do want that. How do you know it's your ai it's whatever it is in the phone collecting your well no it's it's scrolling instagram and it knows instagram knows even when you slow down on something and it's like okay they're just constantly collecting non-stop data on you so then and they also look if you've bought things before and they go well if he bought that at this price point and he slowed down to look at that thing then this is the most i mean it's just having the most advanced ai learning whatever it is to to to figure out what it was i always thought that the phone was recording what you were saying and so if you said something like damn i really do
Starting point is 00:28:23 need to schedule my colonoscopy, you'll get flooded with emails and stuff like that. People think that, Dan. I mean, that's always been an old wives tale, but it hasn't been proven. Well, I mean, there is some truth to it. But I think the bigger thing is that every single company is selling each other their ads. So if you search something on Google Chrome or on Safari, they're selling that information to Facebook, who is selling it to Amazon, who is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:28:47 So it's like every piece of data that you enter into the internet is then being served to every other social media and whatnot, such that like I'm searching something on Amazon, I'm getting an ad for it on Instagram. Full out. So that's what it is. It's just a giant web of your information. When you click allow cookies, does that contribute to it? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah. Every time you click allow cookies now on any site, and they won't let you use the site without it, it's like learning more and more and more about you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't you find it weird that Sean and Kim date?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Even though Elliot hooked them up. Well, Elliot set them up. Yeah. Yeah, but they date? Like, this opens up this whole finger cut, Wiener cousins. Well, yeah. We're going to get into that. Don't jump ahead to Wiener cousins.
Starting point is 00:29:42 You and I are not Wiener cousins, bro. We're not Wiener cousins no i mean as far as we know as far as we know that's true there could be i don't think there's any overlap as far as we know as far as we know i don't think that we have the right to link fingers no but and i'm proud of that for us so I. I don't want to be your wiener cousin. I don't want to be your wiener cousin either. I feel like you'd be a hard act to follow. Because you like longies.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I feel like... You like quickies? Do you really like quickies? I like all kindsies, but I feel like you would be a hard act to follow. All kindsies. That's a good one. I feel like we've heard so much about your sexual prowess
Starting point is 00:30:32 on this podcast. I just feel like I wouldn't want to be after you. Well, they talk about JD's foreplay and what it's called. You're jumping ahead, bro. No, but you just called the All Kindsies and the Longies.. No, but you just called the all kindsies and the longies.
Starting point is 00:30:46 All right, but let's get to that. Don't stop jumping ahead. We have to savor. We are running out of episodes. You better savor. I'm savoring it. Savory. All right, so Jamie puts fuzz in his hair.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Kim's dating Sean. All right, here's your storyline. Chief of surgery job is up and Turk wants it and Cox says, hell no. He's really, really dismissive of the idea of Turkelton. But when you have a strong woman in your life who knows how to build you up just the right way, the way Carla does, you go out there and you make it happen. Yes, Carla. And that's what she does. She bigs him up she goes baby because you always make it
Starting point is 00:31:25 happen he's like i do she goes when you first got to this hospital and you wanted to date me and there was no way that was going to happen what'd you do i made it happen right right but everyone needs a partner in their life that bigs them up like carla biggs up Turk. That's goals. I hope Turk is vice versa doing the same thing for her. I think he is. I mean, in the last episode, he wasn't. He was just trying to have sex. Turk is so Donald Faison. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I know. I know. What the hell? I think eight years in, Bill was just writing you. I wasn't even married to Casey yet. What the heck? He's telling the future. So Todd asked the janitor, how's married life?
Starting point is 00:32:11 And the janitor says, you have to make compromises. My wife's allergic to raccoons, so I had to throw away my comforter. That raccoon comforter that he has. You know, it's interesting that Kelso decided to stay. In this story now, Kelso, the janitor and lady spent the honeymoon together. That's who their honeymoon was with. Because Kelso was just like on a bender down there. But here's what's really crazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Kelso, you know, look who kicks Kelso out of the Bahamas. Randall. It's Randall. It's Randall, but that's supposed to be. Van. Well, Van Lawrence, Bill's dad, is in the squad. Deontay. Deontay. Here's what's confusing.
Starting point is 00:32:55 In the Scrubs universe, I don't think many people play multiple characters. This is Randall's third character. Third character. Bahamas guy. He's not a, yeah, Bahamas guy. Well, same thing with Deontay though. Yeah. This is Deall's third character. Third character. Bahamas guy. Yeah, Bahamas guy. Well, same thing with Deontay, though. Yeah. This is Deontay.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I don't like, I think Bill's starting to phone it in because he's repeating characters. That was like a Scrubs rule. Like, if you were somebody, you were that person. Not for Randall. But Randall was able to get away with it at first because he had a mask on. It's death. He was death, as you all know. And then he was, of course, Leonard.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Mark the Orderly. Oh, he is Mark the Orderly. All right, thank you. And he was Fig Sack in season four. Oh, Deontay's third role. Mm-hmm. Fig Sack, Mark the Orderly, and random Bahamas guy. This is what it means to be there from the beginning, I guess.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Deontay was there every single day. Mm-hmm. But I really got thrown when I saw Leonard kicking Kelso off the island. And then I realized, oh, he's not Leonard. I was like, why is Leonard there? Because he didn't have a hook hand. And there was another guy who was not recognizable. But Kelso, what happened was Kelso said, I thought it was a nude beach.
Starting point is 00:34:03 And they said it was a church. It was a church. So that's how drunk he was. Yes. All right. So Coffee Box has to close because their pastry chef has an intestinal virus. A very contagious intestinal virus. This doesn't make any sense because I don't think a coffee chain has an in-house pastry chef.
Starting point is 00:34:25 But okay. Sure. Sure. But Kelso has had so many muffins that he goes down for the count. He gets this virus. Yes. And admits himself into the hospital. Yes, because he's a very seasoned doctor and he knows what's coming.
Starting point is 00:34:41 So he decides it's best to just check in. And he pukes. And he's also in the hospital already. Right, but he pukes at the check-in desk admissions desk jd puts on a cologne that elliot hates in order to punish her because he's what is he upset oh for setting them up i forgot what his reason for hooking sean and uh and kim up right and the cologne i mean that's just okay we understand later why why it's there but it's weird plot point it's just but it's funny though like how is this relationship gonna work dude this dude is always punishing her like what the fuck dude you put a cologne on because you know she hates it
Starting point is 00:35:21 she's talking about how much better in bed sean is so okay kelso's pranking the interns also by pretending he's dead or yes uh he's also he's also realized look i can get through this a lot faster if i take care of this right let me get rid of these fuckers and i'll handle this all on my own right so he admits an iv he changes his chart to get the proper medication so he can get out of the hospital and back to the coffee boxes yeah well he knows what he needs obviously he's a seasoned doctor and he doesn't have time for these interns trying to start a line on his arm and he's like just give it to. I'll do it. And then he's fucking with his chart. And he just wants to get in.
Starting point is 00:36:08 He knows what he needs. But he's trying to go around them. Right. The orange stitching, which is very important later on. I thought at first I was like, you know, that's interesting. Is this something that surgeons do? I imagine it is. It must be.
Starting point is 00:36:23 I don't think we would have done it if it wasn't something that's done. You got to practice your stitches somewhere. They did it on Grey's Anatomy too. They did it on Grey's Anatomy also? Oh, so we did it first. Joel, you're watching other medical shows? What the fuck? I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:37 We should totally do a rewatch of Grey's Anatomy. Do you love Grey's Anatomy, Joel? Yeah, I've been Grey gray's anatomy since day one uh still watching it drama and hot interns and bombs what's not to love yeah like everything happens at that hospital dude they had a fucking they had a fucking hostage like that shit went die hard on gray's anatomy like that's everything happens that shit. I think one of them got kidnapped and molested by the dude behind the arc in the arcade. Grey's Anatomy just keeps going. Just everything happens.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I think one of them got their hair turned green because of the rain. It's just like different strokes. Everything happens to these people on Grey's Anatomy. I didn't understand where you're going. All I heard was Dudley and then I- And the arcade, the molestation. Dudley didn't get molested. He was about to be molested and it was at the bike shop.
Starting point is 00:37:30 What was at the arcade? Please don't challenge my different strokes knowledge. I love that you knew that. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. When you find that bright spot to help you get through your day, it's powerful. That's where The Bright Side comes in. A new daily podcast from Hello Sunshine that's bringing you a daily dose of joy. I'm Danielle Robay.
Starting point is 00:37:54 And I'm Simone Boyce. Listen, both Danielle and I are reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy. But The Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new, and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words.
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Starting point is 00:39:38 Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers. You probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast. It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me.
Starting point is 00:40:20 And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And we're back in. So there's a moment where they're going, good, good, good. And then JD says, stop saying good, Sean. You sound like an ass.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Nobody cares, Sean. You said good, but he said good. He said good. Good. You know, they're having all these awkward moments. It was a funny moment when we go over to their house and their house we can't figure out how to sit who's going to sit on the couch and we're all kind of standing up and then we keep sitting down because it's like it's just a cringe moment we don't know what you guys pass out on the couch actually right is that what happened and they walk in what happens in the
Starting point is 00:41:17 beginning where he says this is like something from uh boyfriend and girlfriend past or something like that did you guys fall asleep on the couch? Is that what happened? I don't think, I think we were just hanging on the couch, but they make some comment like, oh, it's like a, I don't know, like deja vu. What's the expression? Something of girlfriend's past.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Yeah. And then you guys switch up and then. But then there was a funny, like awkward moment where like you said, no, that's weird. No, I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah. So peer recommendations. Everyone's coming to rally for Turk to get this position.
Starting point is 00:41:53 But first the Todd is in there. And what does he say? He gives a bunch of reasons why Turk should be. What's the main one? Well, one is because he's a great surgeon. He has great hands. He's very smart. He has a great surgeon. He has great hands. He's very smart. He has a great dong.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Awesome dong. He has an awesome dong. He's the best surgeon in the hospital. Could you go back two or three more? He has great hands. Todd is being interviewed for whether his friend should get the chief of surgery position. And he mentions that said friend has an amazing dong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:32 And then he goes, it's not just me. And then everybody comes in, including the janitor. Yeah. The janitor wants to know if Turk will get like a special hat. Well, if you make like a special hat. Well, if he can make him a special hat. No, first he just mentions he wants to know because he's chief of surgery if he's going to have like a police chief style hat.
Starting point is 00:42:53 And then he goes down a wormhole of really being invested in you having some sort of special hat. Because he thinks he's going to punish him by making him wear a silly hat. Oh, is that it? I thought it was a punishment thing. Yeah, he gives Turk... Oh, is that it? I thought it was... Yeah. It was a punishment thing?
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah, he's trying to make Turk feel silly by giving him this stupid hat to wear. And so that's why it has all of these weird things in it. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought he was just trying to... He never works, this fucking guy. I mean, it's amazing that he... The whole hospital isn't being cleaned, at least by him.
Starting point is 00:43:23 And he's spending his days trying to make a special hat for Turk in case he becomes chief of medicine. Surgery. Surgery. Okay. Elliot dreams about Kim dying. But it's all right because Kim admits that she dreams about Elliot dying. Right. And then she also admits that she knows about the cyclist and she's okay with it.
Starting point is 00:43:46 All right, so here are some of the names for JD's foreplay. Elliot and Kim share their experience hooking up with JD. And he takes the play part of foreplay very seriously and makes sort of games. Here are some of the titles. I wrote them down. Nooks and Crannies, Upsy Daisy, Who's in There,
Starting point is 00:44:09 and What's in There. What's in There. And then Mr. Peep Tries on Hats. Wow. I want to know what Mr. Peep Tries on Hats is.
Starting point is 00:44:24 That's what I want to know. He probably fash tries on hats is that's what I want to know he probably fashions there's a hat motif in this episode but he probably fashions small hats that will fit on the head of his peeps on Mr. Peep? yeah that's foreplay
Starting point is 00:44:37 to each their own Donald it obviously works for some very beautiful amazing women like these two i wonder what nooks and crannies is i know what nooks and crannies everybody knows what nooks and crannies is that's self what's who's in there well i thought that's what mr peeps tries on hats was too no mr peep trying on hats i just assumed was that he fashions like he grabs something that could be a hat for his people like who's in there wait what's in there and who's in there who's in there is first who's in there
Starting point is 00:45:21 and what's in there is first. Who's in there and what's in there? That can be looked at in so many different ways. Who's in there? Who's in there? What's in there? What's in there? All right. So Sean and JD, they say they're going to say something nice about each other.
Starting point is 00:45:44 JD says, you're a beautiful man. And now you go. And Sean says, I never agreed to that. You beautiful son of a bitch. You beautiful son of a bitch. He is beautiful, that Scott Foley. Very handsome. My goodness. Scott Foley, wow.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I can see why you were the heartthrob on Felicity all those years. And Scandal. Wasn't he a heartthrob on Scandal? That's right. He had Olivia Pope's ear. Was it a love triangle between him and Tony Goldwyn? You got to be a handsome motherfucker to be in a love triangle with Tony Goldwyn and Kerry Washington. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:21 That is a prime time Shonda Rhimes love triangle right there. I love the way you rhyme that. That is a prime time Shonda Rhimes love triangle right there. I love the way you rhyme that. That is a prime time Shonda Rhimes. Yeah. Love trying. Love trying. By the way, I know all three of them. And I have to say, all three of them are very, very, very nice people.
Starting point is 00:46:42 And very beautiful. And, of course, very beautiful. Tony's just the best. He's the sweetest person on earth. Didn't he direct a movie you were in? Yeah, Last Kiss. That's how I know him well. He directed The Last Kiss.
Starting point is 00:46:53 But I just love him as a person. He's just, he, I had an early, he came to my premiere in New York of Good Person. And he was just so lovely. And I don't know. Anyone in the business who's ever worked or met Tony Goldwyn will tell you
Starting point is 00:47:07 he's just the sweetest, nicest man. And he's ripped, by the way. He rose. That's his thing. He rose on a rowing machine.
Starting point is 00:47:16 There are a couple of spirits that don't like him. No matter when they pulled him into the depths of... Is this a ghost reference? Yes, it is
Starting point is 00:47:25 for those of you who don't know he's amazing he's the bad guy from ghost guys he's the bad when i worked with him when i worked with him how you always joke that people see you and they're like clue this but people see him they're like bad guy from ghost yeah at least back in the day back in the day back in the day, at least. This is like 2006. Bad Guy from Ghost? Oh shit, yo, Bad Guy from Ghost is up in the house! Yo, Bad Guy from Ghost, what's up? Oh shit, yo.
Starting point is 00:47:55 What other movies you be in, Bad Guy from Ghost? So many movies. Alright, Wiener, he's in Oppenheimer, actually. You don't watch movies. Bad Guy from Ghost is in Oppenheimer. I know you don't watch things. Is Gone is in bad guy from ghost is in Oppenheimer. I know you don't watch things. It's gone girl in Oppenheimer. What is gone girl in Oppenheimer? No,
Starting point is 00:48:11 gone girl is not an Oppenheimer. Gone girl is in salt burn. Oh, gone girls in salt burn. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Got it. Got it. Oh my God. Speaking of gone girl, the most insane docu series that your wife told me to watch, American Nightmare. Have you seen that, guys? Joelle, you've seen it?
Starting point is 00:48:30 Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's an insane story that you have to watch. It's on Netflix. It's called American Nightmare. It's only three episodes. Casey told me to watch it.
Starting point is 00:48:39 It's insane. Can I get the elevator pitch? The elevator pitch is a woman is kidnapped and I don't want to ruin anything because it's an insane story. But basically the police think she and her boyfriend are lying that she's been kidnapped. And I won't say anything more because the story is so insane you have to watch it unravel. Okay. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Someone's going to make a movie out of it because it's that good it deserves to be made into a feature true story yeah yeah it's a doc oh sorry i missed the part got it oh and then sorry let me get donald back and then the stormtroopers shoot and everyone dies and they come back and they win and they and they save the death star is that right nice there's a documentary about star wars yeah Yeah. Yeah. We just wanted to pull you back. Okay. When,
Starting point is 00:49:27 where can I find the said doc? Said doc. All right. So then, now we're finally into the idea of Wiener Cousins.
Starting point is 00:49:34 And, there are a lot of them in the hospital. Stronger than family. Deontay and, and, and Mark and Turk are Wiener Cousins.
Starting point is 00:49:43 before you, dude, you're jumping ahead all episode today. You're skipping Beardfusset and Snoop Dogg resident. That's right there, Wiener cousins too. And then we learned that it was Nurse Roberts. God bless the dead. It was both of them on the same night.
Starting point is 00:50:01 And then I say, may she rest in peace. Yeah, so beard fuss. This must have been at one of her above ground pool parties. But isn't Mr. Roberts at these parties too? Maybe he's down. You know, as we know from the podcast, some people are down. You're saying Mr. Roberts is a cuck. Is that what you're saying right now?
Starting point is 00:50:19 I think a cuck is derogatory, right? I don't know. Is it, Daniel, Joelle? It's just the practice of watching your partner okay but i thought okay but if you're down with it yeah i mean that's a technical word but i think we have seen the word cuck be uh transformed by a certain demographic of people okay i just didn't know in the let's say someone's listening and they're super into this i don't want them to feel like we're dissing them if that's their steez cuckold cuckold stuff is a totally uh it's a it's
Starting point is 00:50:48 a kink on its own okay they only seem quite knowledgeable anyway um so i was once a teenager on the internet um anyway dionte so mark and turk guess what? Yeah, they're Wiener cousins. We never hear the story about that. Kelso and the janitor guess what they are? Wiener cousins. But wait, that's deep. We learned that it was 20 years ago but the janitor says
Starting point is 00:51:18 I'll honor the code. That's how deep the Wiener cousin code is. Yeah. You gotta honor it. Forever. I'm worried that there's a bond that we don't have in our life. We are so close on so many ways, and this is an area where we're lacking. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Just don't even. Don't do it. Zach, I love you. Don't you fucking do it. I knew it. Don't you do it. Don't you fucking do it. You knew I was reaching for the button.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Yeah, I knew what the fuck you're reaching for. All right, let's get back. Oh, Bajingo sisters we learn is the female term for wiener cousins. Bajingo sisters. I would love to be in a Bajingo sister sandwich when I was younger. You may have been, you don't know. So look, here's the question. Now, do women like it when
Starting point is 00:52:11 men brag about being wiener cousins? Because I would imagine men wouldn't mind if women bragged about being Bajingo sisters. You mean like in front of the said person? If somebody
Starting point is 00:52:27 I would feel a little awkward, me personally. Yeah. Like if two women who had sex with you were like, oh, you had it, I had it, you had it, I had it. Hey, see, we both had you. And they were like we're Bajingo sisters. I think I'd laugh. You wouldn't laugh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Okay, now vice versa versa i would imagine the women wouldn't like that that's my guess i don't know too well too well as our resident woman it broke my brain a little bit i think yeah see i told you yeah yeah yeah you know you you you may be like yo yeah i hit that it was great one time one and done dope and then you know it's a fun story you share with your friend or it could be a horrifying meltdown of a relationship don't the death of a relationship i think it depends on uh this the context for sure i don't want to know i don't want to be wiener cousins with any people like do you know anyone in your life that you are for sure a wiener
Starting point is 00:53:25 cousin with i'm sure there are several people that i'm we i grew up in new york city i grew up in hollywood this is hollywood dude are you kidding me yeah small town let's take a break we'll be right back after these fine words. reporters. We've covered the news and we know the world can feel heavy, but the Bright Side podcast is a space to have a little fun, to learn something new and get into some friendly debates. That's right. Join us five days a week to see how life can look from the bright side. We'll hear from celebrities, authors, experts, and listeners like you. Whether it's relationships, friend advice, or figuring out how to navigate life's transitions, we'll talk through it all together. Listen to The Bright Side from Hello Sunshine
Starting point is 00:54:30 every weekday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you've been following the news, you know that from healthcare access to safe schools, access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case. And follow along as they discover what queer and trans liberation means to them. This isn't running away from yourself.
Starting point is 00:55:27 It's running into who you want to grow into. Listen to Queer Chronicles on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your most fabulous shows. Hi, this is Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty, host of the new podcast, Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty. You may know me from, let's see, 90210, Charmed, Mallrats, Heathers, probably also know me from my stage four cancer diagnosis and sharing that journey with so many of you. There's something so authentic about a podcast.
Starting point is 00:56:03 It's me connecting, me talking raw in the moment. That's what my goal is to give you, to talk about why I feel that cancer to a certain extent is a gift, what my responsibilities are as a person with cancer, because I think that there's something so much bigger than me. And to be honest, I'm still trying to find out what that is. And maybe together, we'll find it. It's going to be a wild ride. So I hope that you all tune in. Listen to Let's Be Clear with Shannon Doherty
Starting point is 00:56:35 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. All right, let's move on from Wiener Cousins. Kelso's doctoring his file. We talked about that. Then we talked about the flashback to the Bahamas. Oh, this was really random. The JD searches Sean's peach. So the baby's always crying when he's around JD. And JD has the humiliating thing to deal with that the second the baby is held by Sean, his own baby is stops crying. So this is understandably horrible for JD. And he thinks that Sean has a remote shocking device on baby and that the device might be hidden at the bottom of Sean's peach yogurt. the bottom of Sean's peach yogurt. Peach yogurt.
Starting point is 00:57:23 So he inspects with his fingers the peach yogurt for said device. Okay. Go ahead. I want to give a shout out to all of the background actors in this episode, because I don't know if you were particularly paying any attention to them, but they all had a lot to do. Not that they always don't have a lot to do, but in this one particular, that one-er with Kelso and Cox, where Kelso's butt is out and everybody's admiring. If you watch the background, in the back,
Starting point is 00:57:56 they all do such a really good job. And this isn't the only scene that they do this in, but this was a highlight for for the episode they were all very very funny yeah all the background actors were very funny in that moment and what about mickhead taking a picture taking the picture yeah with his cell phone um so carla begins working cox to get uh turkleton uh the job he's the only one for the job i know it's weird that cox has such a blind spot to the genius of the who's the best surgeon in the job. I know. It's weird that Cox has such a blind spot to the genius of who's the best surgeon in the hospital. Especially after everyone's gone to bat for him, too.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Yeah. Even Todd. Yeah. Bringing up that old feud. They used to fight a lot. Over Carla. Mm-hmm. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Here's a weird thing. J.D., I guess, tells Sam a lot of stories about unicorns. There's so many of them. There's a lot of them. And he goes, they just come to me, and I got to get them out. They're magical. They're not. That's all his unicorn stories for Sam.
Starting point is 00:59:00 She goes, they're not. They're not. That's when we learn that the cologne is the source of what's annoying and irritating the baby. Eureka. And then he gets the shower. Problem solved. Yeah. He takes a shower and puts on new clothes.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Yes. And he borrows Sean's clothes. Sean's clothes. Yes. And then towards the end, we realize that Kelso really misses his job. Misses being in the hospital. And we learn that Cox relents and awards Turk the position. And the janitor awards Turk with the hat.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Oh, was that a tag? Yeah. Oh, I missed the tag. And Turk likes the hat, and the janitor's pissed because now the janitor was trying to make him feel stupid. Oh, I missed the tag and Turk likes the hat and the janitor's pissed because now the janitor the janitor was trying to make him feel stupid oh I missed the tag I always forget that this season has those tags I I forgot to watch it yeah so he gifts him the hat he puts it on decides he likes it and now the janitor regrets giving him the hat
Starting point is 01:00:04 because the janitor likes the hat too. So stupid. And then the big dun-dun-dun that we know is going to set up the finale of season eight, the true finale of the TV show Scrubs, is J.D. feeling like he's only a part-time father and that he's going to miss too much of his son's life. And he says, I think I'm going to move here. Meaning where Kim lives. Dun, dun, dun.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Question. If the show does take place in Southern California, I think these are the 37 minutes apart. Does this require a giant move? Well, it depends on your, I would say 37 minutes apart without traffic. So, yeah, in the morning, after work, you don't want to necessarily travel 37 minutes to get home from the hospital. Well, just think of towns, okay? Let's just talk about cities, all right? Let's say that she lives in Santa Monica.
Starting point is 01:01:02 No, I would say she lives in santa monica no i would say she lives in like i would say she lives in like huntington okay let's say she lives in huntington beach and he works in west hollywood or the valley the valley the valley that's far that's a trek that's to go get your kid what daniel you don't think so that's not that bad i mean i know a lot of people have it worse yeah it's a trek that's a trek but it's not you know we're not talking la to san diego no no and i know i know a lot but if he wants to spend more time sure sure i know that a lot of people listening have it a whole lot worse than that i'm just saying this is a guy who's going who's going i don't i don't want this i want to choose something different. Totally. Well, anyway, funny episode. Very funny.
Starting point is 01:01:46 It's sad, though, because it's coming to an end, and it feels like it's coming to an end now, too. You can feel the traps being laid for all of us to cry in the final five minutes of the show. They're being set now. Absolutely. What else? Joelle, thoughts? Yeah, great episode. the show being they're they're being set now absolutely what else joelle thoughts uh yeah great episode really appreciate the way they were trying to bring season eight to a close but i gotta
Starting point is 01:02:15 be honest i know this is the the spiritual end of the show but i'm really excited to like explore like what didn't didn't work in season nine and. Have you been getting a lot of submissions from people talking about season nine? Yeah, they're rolling in. Will you guys please keep submitting them? They're very funny. It's got me excited to watch some new shows, especially the first episode. I think that's probably when we've gotten the most
Starting point is 01:02:39 comments on. I'm very interested. I'm excited to rewatch it. I haven't watched season nine in a long time. I'm very interested. I'm excited to re-watch it. I haven't watched season 9 in a long time. I've never watched it. I remember the big security guard. He passed away.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Yeah, he passed away. He was a replacement for the janitor. And he had his partner. I don't remember much of it at all. The partner was actually a writer on the staff. The guy who played his partner. Yeah, I don't remember much of it at all. The partner was actually a writer on the staff, the guy who played his partner. And I remember Carrie Bechet, of course.
Starting point is 01:03:13 I remember all the young folk. But it'll be interesting to watch, of course. I love you guys. Love you. You know, I'm very fond of you guys. Oh, you're just fond of us or you love us? I'm just bullshitting. I love you guys.
Starting point is 01:03:27 It's just a line from the show that I'm on, Extended Family, which comes on. Oh, my God. NBC, Tuesday nights. Yeah, Tuesday nights, 830. Got all the plugs in today, guys. I'm so proud of it. All right, guys. Thank you, audience.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Until next time, time Donald count us out 5 6 7 8 Stories about a show we made About a bunch of Docs and nurses And a janitor who loved to hate I said here's our stories That we all should know
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