Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - 911: Our Dear Leaders

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

In this week's episode, Drew quits being the study group's leader, causing a complete breakdown in the group's dynamics, and a hotshot surgeon makes Turk question his adequacy. In the real world, Zach... watched Fallout, but Donald has yet to see the Wicked trailer. Plus, we're all sports people now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:38 Can't do the show without the Disney hoodie. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E. Yeah, everybody knows that call. That's the call, bro. You hear that call, you know what the deal is. Straight up. Did you watch that little teaser they put out behind the scenes of the making of Wicked.
Starting point is 00:02:05 You know that I already posted it on my... Oh, Wicked. I thought you were talking about the one they just released for you in Star Wars. I did see the Wicked teaser though too. Wait, there's a behind the scenes thing they just released to Zack for Star Wars? Yeah, I sent it to you. I DM'd it to you. It was just a little moment talking about Frack and how I'd moved the jaw on the character.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Puppeting and stuff. You know, it's really happening for you, Zach. I'm so happy for you, bro. It's really happening. I'm so happy, bro. Well, I don't think anything's happening because I don't know if they're making any more Obi-Wan. I don't know if Freck's coming back. So, nothing happened. You'll be happy to know.
Starting point is 00:02:39 But, audience... Something happened. Something happened. They released this little feature... Did they invite you to a celebration this year, and you were like, I can't go? Because Star Wars is so... But, audience. Something happened. Something happened. They released this little feature. Did they invite you to a celebration this year and you were like, I can't go? Because Star Wars is so- No, the only thing that happened that you'd like is that I signed Tops cards. I did that too.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I did that too. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I signed Tops cards. Do you have yours? No, I don't even know if I have one. I just signed a bunch. They didn't make you sign like a one of a kind? No, I signed a lot. Or two of a kind? I signed like, I don't know how many I signed, but I signed a lot. They didn't make you sign like a one of a kind? No, I signed a lot. Or two of a kind? I signed like, I don't know how many I signed,
Starting point is 00:03:07 but I signed a lot of them. Yeah. So if you get- I'm surprised they didn't ask you to go to celebration and stuff like that. No, Freck isn't like a huge character. He didn't fulfill the prophecy that I had planned for Freck. I don't think Obi-Wan's coming back, right, Joelle? We have not heard anything about- I don't think Obi-Wan's coming back, right, Joelle?
Starting point is 00:03:25 We have not heard anything about Obi-Wan. I don't think so. So I don't even know if they did come back, if Freck would be invited back. I thought there should be a Freck show. That would be insane. You know what I'm loving? There could still be a Freck show. You know what I'm loving?
Starting point is 00:03:39 That's such a Joelle slash Danel slash Donald show, even though Donald doesn't watch things. For all of us. Fallout. Oh, even though Donald doesn't watch things. For all of us. Fallout. Loved Fallout. It is an all of us show. Wait, Donald, you had zero reaction. Have you not seen Fallout?
Starting point is 00:03:53 No, he doesn't watch things, but he would love it. I never played the video game either, believe it or not. You can still watch it. You don't need to play it. It's not necessary. It's just good TV. I watched it and I was like, don't. I just want them to make GTA or Red Dead Redemption
Starting point is 00:04:06 I want those movies. They already said Red Dead was never gonna be a movie They were like you would love the show. You would love this show. It's like sci-fi. It's funny It's a based on a video game, but it's really well done You would love it. I wish I could force you like in clockwork orange to watch something with your eyes I wish I could force you like in Clockwork Orange to watch something with your eyes open. You know what? Somebody said that to me about Avatar. It's like the cartoon.
Starting point is 00:04:29 You're going to love it. And I watched that shit and I was not happy. They were wrong. That's not fair though. We are all people of really good taste. I don't know who told you that. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but people in here have great taste.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Fallout is so good. Fallout's great. And oh my God, what's his name? Walter Goggins. Walter Goggins, yeah. He's such a good actor, my gosh. Is he the one that looks like Red Skull? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:55 And she's wonderful too. Her name's Ella Purnell, right? Yes. She's very talented. She's the one that rolls with the robot. She's the one that rolls with the robot. A little bit, not the whole time. Yeah, the robots in the video game.
Starting point is 00:05:08 She rolls with the robot, though, right? It's so good. I can't tell. I thought I wonder one. It's a continuation within the universe. Wait, so in the game, I don't understand. You can play as any of those lead characters. Those characters are based in the Fallout universe, but they're not any of the characters you play in any of the games.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You can play within the factions they represent. Oh, I gotta play this game. Is Fallout open world? Yes, Fallout is an open world game. Really? I gotta tell you, this is the first time I've ever seen something that's based on a video game that makes me want to play the video game. The video game Renaissance is happening!
Starting point is 00:05:41 Oh my gosh, that's very exciting, Zach. That's how good the show is. I would recommend Fallout 4. It's the newest one. It looks great. Do you ever Twitch stream it? Can I watch you Twitch it? I don't Twitch stream anymore.
Starting point is 00:05:52 But- Oh, why? Why did you stop? I'm off that shit. I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah. He ran into somebody online and it was like, yo man, I'm gonna fucking take down your, and he couldn't, I don't know. What happened, Daniel? What happened? Nah, just, you know, I'm gonna fucking take down your, your, and he couldn't, I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:06:06 No, I just, you know, I'm moving on to doing other things with my time. I want to play three times a week. So I'm doing that. But I did play Fallout on stream. And it's a great game. Fallout four is a really, really fun game. I highly recommend it. All right. Great writing, great platform. It's on it's on Xbox, right? On whatever you want. You can play on PC, PlayStation, Xbox. But Xbox, didn't they promote this? Is it like Xbox's TV show? So it's an Amazon show. Microsoft bought the studio.
Starting point is 00:06:36 See, I know they own Bethesda. There you go. Yeah, they bought Bethesda. So now all the Bethesda games are Microsoft exclusive. Well, you know, primarily Microsoft exclusive. Anyway, there's my recommendation of the week, everybody. Fallout, very good actors, very well made, very beautifully, beautifully executed. For something that's a really hard ask to execute,
Starting point is 00:06:55 they've done a really beautiful job. The other thing I started to mention that I really liked was they didn't release a wicked trailer, they released a little sort of, I don't know what you call it, a little featurette about the making. A behind the scenes. Right, did you watch it?
Starting point is 00:07:10 I sent it to you, Donald. I opened it up and then immediately turned it off. Why? I just can't get his attention this week, everybody. I tried two times. Listen, I'm gonna tell you something right now. It's two minutes long and I just don't understand. I love Cynthia O'Revo.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Me too. I think she is a fricking dynamic force. Yes, me too. A power that is uncontrollable. Yes. And you cannot contain it. So the best way is to just let it be, let it shine, right? Yes, go on.
Starting point is 00:07:45 What's the butt gonna be? I love the show, Wicked. Because I knew you, I haven't changed for good. That's not even my favorite song. That's gonna make me cry every time. When those two sing that shit at the end, are you fucking kidding me before they split? Are you kidding me? Yes, go on What's your butt gonna be these are all good things you don't like Ariana Grande I love Ariana Grande
Starting point is 00:08:25 So why don't you want to watch, why aren't you excited about Wicked? I don't want to see anything on it at all. I just want to go and watch the shit. Like when I first saw the show, I haven't even seen the trailer. Like the trailer trailer. There's a teaser.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I haven't even looked at the teaser. I haven't, I immediately, when I saw her in green, I was like, no, I don't wanna see this shit anymore. I don't wanna see this shit anymore. They barely showed anything, but it looked really good. And I gotta tell you, I contain multitudes because I went to the Rangers game last night and I must be the only person who came home
Starting point is 00:09:02 from the Rangers game and quickly watched the wicked behind the scenes video. The Rangers game is fun. I'd never been to a Rangers game. It was amazing. Did they put you on the Jumbotron? No, no one knew I was there. I was with my friend.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I wasn't like in a celebrity seat or anything. I saw them putting celebrities on the Jumbotron, but that wasn't like anyone knew that I was there. Right on. They showed Jon Hamm, they showed Will Arnett. Okay. They showed us some athletes. I didn't know who they were, but the crowd sure did.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Oh, they showed Gretzky. Of course, I knew who that was. Oh. Gretzky was up in the head. They got killed, though. It was so fun to watch, though. I got to... It was playoffs. You went to the playoffs, man. I went to the playoffs,. It was so fun to watch though. I got it. Playoffs, you went to the playoffs, man. I went to the playoffs and it was so fun. I'd never been.
Starting point is 00:09:50 It's so crazy about New York. Like I can get to MSG on my bicycle in like 11 minutes. Like my friend asked me to go to a Rangers game. I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll meet you there. And I'm like, get on my bike. I'm there in 11 minutes. And then we're at the Rangers game. It's just such a fun part of New York.
Starting point is 00:10:03 How much is happening like just all around you. Be careful. In fact, it's nice. Why do I have to be careful? Just be careful. Oh, on my bicycle. That's true, but you're one on a bicycle and cabs and stuff like that. New York City drivers are very aggressive.
Starting point is 00:10:20 It's the Wild West. I gotta tell you, when I used to live here back in the day, there was at least like the idea that you could get a ticket on a bike. And so people like didn't always go any way they wanted or break every rule, every law. Obviously the cops have no bandwidth for that anymore. And this is the fucking wild west
Starting point is 00:10:38 with all the delivery guys. People get hit and die from bikes now. Oh, and now the electric bike. Well, dude, cause the electric bikes are fucking so, the delivery guys are all electric bikes. They're so fast. Jeez. And then you have the city bikes
Starting point is 00:10:53 and then no one gives a fuck about going the way with traffic. Everyone just goes every which way. It's crazy. It's crazy. I feel scared for, like if you're in New York. What was that movie with Laurence Fishburne and Kevin Bacon where they were delivery guys?
Starting point is 00:11:08 What? In New York City. Oh. I don't know this movie. Oh yeah. They were, they were. Oh they were drug runners or some shit. Yeah, they were bike messengers. They were messengers or some shit like that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Quick, quick silver maybe? Something like that. Something like that. Dan will find it. Joelle will find it. I think Joelle's on it. Kevin Bacon. This can't be this one. Kevin Bacon bike messager. Quick silver, something like that. Something like that. Daniel will find it, Joel will find it. I think Joel's on it. Kevin Bacon. This can't be this one. Kevin Bacon bike. Quick Silver, you were right.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah, Quick Silver. Nailed it, I didn't even respond, but I got it. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's crazy. That's what it sounds like, because that shit seemed like the, I was like, I'm never riding a bike in the street. And that was back then.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I'll go to the park and ride around Central Park in the little path and shit like that. But fuck that, you get caught in the street on a bike, there's nothing to protect you. There is no, there is no a wall, a plex, whatever the fuck cars are made out of, that doesn't exist when you're on a bike. You get hit, you go flying.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Well, some cars aren't made out of metal, some are made out of- Fiberglass? Fiberglass. Well, anyway, I can tell you as a New York City bike rider, it is dangerous as fucking hell. But it is the best way to get around. It is the quickest way to get around.
Starting point is 00:12:17 But yeah, you went to a Devil's game and you had a fun time. I remember that, remember? Well, I didn't go to the, it wasn't a playoff game. The Devils won that night too. Congratulations. Shout out NHL, man. Like I don't watch it on television,
Starting point is 00:12:31 but when you go to the games, it's such a great experience. It's such a- But fans are so fun. Pockets. You know what it is and you can see the puck when you go watch it live. On television, you can't really see the puck, but when you watch it live,
Starting point is 00:12:44 the puck doesn't zip across the screen as fast. So you see what's happening. And the fans are so fun. Everyone is so into it. Well, you went at it. You went at a special time though, too. You're going into playoffs. So everybody's crazy right now, Zach. The Rangers are deep in the playoffs right now. I know. And I'm telling you, like almost, it felt like 90% of the crowd had jerseys on and all just the parents and the kids and everyone just so into it.
Starting point is 00:13:12 It's so fun. I mean, when they scored, the place went fucking crazy. And you know what's crazy? When the other team scored, if you're not paying attention, you wouldn't even know because it just goes silent. So you didn't even know, there wasn't even like boo
Starting point is 00:13:25 or like fuck or anything. It was just like, it was like a library. And I looked up and I was like, what happened? Oh, they scored. It was crazy. Yeah, that's such a fun experience. This guy in front of me was yelling the craziest shit. It was so funny.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Just laughing at this crazy guy. Were there any fights on the ice? Not enough. I was hoping to see like some melee. I mean, there was a lot of checking and stuff, but I thought like every hockey game people got into it. No. No? Not really.
Starting point is 00:13:57 That was my perception too. I thought teeth were constantly flying, gloves were coming off. And these, these reps broke anything up. Anytime they started to tussle. Tussle? Tussle. Tussle. Tussle.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Every fight is for a reason. Either it's strategic or it's because somebody pissed you off. What I don't understand is how come the refs sometimes like just break it up right away, or then when I see videos, they let them fight. I don't get that part. Once you fall on the ground, it's over. Once you hit the ice, the it's over. Yeah. Oh. Once you hit the ice, they're like, yeah, fight us over.
Starting point is 00:14:27 These guys, maybe it's because of the playoffs. There was no tussling allowed. Really? They just jumped in the way. No, there was hard checking. Like you would think to yourself, ow, that fucking hurt. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:37 But there was no one like taking off their gloves and fighting. Damn. There have been so many fights in the NBA finals, you would think hockey would just let it cook. Let it cook. I can't even see the fights. Come on.
Starting point is 00:14:52 It was fun though. I want to go to more games now. I'm into it. Hell yeah. Madison Square Garden is supposed to be like next level to you. MSG is so fun. That's what you need to do. You need to go to the Knicks.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I want to go to a Knicks game. I was looking on. I was looking for tickets. They're so expensive, but Bill's coming to town and I was hoping my sugar daddy would buy them. Yes, Thai series. Let's go. I did go to the secret club they had,
Starting point is 00:15:15 like, I think it's the Tao. You know, remember Tao in New York? Well, there's Tao Vegas. It's called the Tao group. Anyway, my friend had a hookup to that and it's called Club 16. You go up to the 10th floor and there's like this beautiful bar.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And it was cool. It was kind of like what I imagined that Disney World Secret Club is that you can only get into if you're a member. It's really nice. I've never been in that one either. Right now. It's hard to get into.
Starting point is 00:15:44 You really gotta be a member. I mean, you just gotta, you gotta have the money to get into. You really gotta be a member. You just gotta have the money to do all of these things. No, you gotta be a member or you have to, they have a, you can go into the first part of it if you have a friend who's a member or if Disney really likes you and they're like, hey, you done a little bit of work, get in here. Well, Donald and I have done so much stuff for Disney.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Right? Come on, Disney. We never got invited. And never got invited. I'll message Marshall right now that Marshall. I've done hit much for Disney. We never got invited. I'll message Marshall right now. I've done hit movies for Disney. Isn't it insane to join that club? What's that club called? Club 33, I believe. Isn't it like a fortune?
Starting point is 00:16:17 It's like a hundred thousand dollars to join. It's something stupid like joining a golf club or something. It's not cheap. Yeah. Let's see. But once you're in, you're in. Donald, when you come in in New York to hang out with me. Dude, I got children and they're growing fast. And the only way that happens is if we all go to New York. I wish you were coming in to visit me. Bill's coming.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Charlotte Lawrence, I should say, I'm bearing the lead is opening. Do we talk about this? She's opening for Madison Beer. No, we haven't talked about that. Charlotte Lawrence, Bill's daughter, Bill and Krista Miller's daughter is opening, did we talk about this? How she's opening for Madison Beer? No. No, we haven't talked about that. Charlotte Lawrence, Bill's daughter, Bill and Krista Miller's daughter is on tour opening for Madison Beer all across the country. Nice.
Starting point is 00:16:54 And on Saturday night, they're fucking sold out Radio City Musical. Wow. So I'm going with Bill and Krista and friends to see Charlotte open for Madison Beer at Radio City Musical. Isn't that crazy? That's so awesome. I fucking love it.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I love it. I remember her being, I say this all the time, this is how old we are, bro. Yeah, she was a baby. At the read through. She was a baby. Not even a baby, she was a baby. At the read through. She was a baby. Not even a baby, she was a newborn. Yeah. Charlotte's the, yeah, if you ever wanna gauge
Starting point is 00:17:30 how long ago we did Scrubs, just look at Charlotte. Wow. And she's so talented. I've been watching all her videos on Instagram. Like she's really gotten confident and she's just strutting around the stage and playing guitar and these these huge crowds because Madison Beer I don't know much about her. I know she was an influencer
Starting point is 00:17:49 But I guess she's also clearly a very popular singer and she's playing these huge venues Isn't her boyfriend like an amazing guitar player? Charlotte's yeah He's beyond that. He's probably the most successful producer in music currently. Right, no, I'm talking about as a musician. I'm not talking about his success as a musician. Oh, Andrew Watt is also, yes, a very good guitar. Andrew's also a very, very good guitarist.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Yes. Right. So I imagine Charlotte sitting down with him and a guitar, learning is, learning from love too. That's the other thing. Learning from love is another thing also. Somebody's teaching you how to freaking change this shit. She's going to be amazing. I foresee it.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Yeah. I'm sure he, he doesn't produce her stuff, but I'm sure I actually know that he gives her notes and says, why don't you do it this way, do it that way. Yeah, but just, you know, I remember her being like a little shy and nervous at like a small club. Like when we went to Hotel Cafe, Hotel Cafe. And I remember, you know, that's like a hundred people. She's like nervous, but good, but like shy.
Starting point is 00:18:59 And now I see these Instagram videos of her playing fucking arenas killing it. I love it. So why don't you fly in for the weekend to come with us? I would love to, but I cannot do that to my life. I'll buy you a plane ticket. We had, remember when we had the sex therapist on and they were talking about carrying,
Starting point is 00:19:16 the helping with the load and everything like that. Yes, they called it chore, what did they call it? Chore play. Chore play. How's your chore play? My chore play still sucks, but I do understand that I need to help with the load. Well, what if-
Starting point is 00:19:29 The load is the children. What if you came just for the weekend and I bought you a plane ticket? No, Zach, no. What? Chore play. You don't understand. Chore play for me. You don't understand.
Starting point is 00:19:40 You don't understand. That's very tempting. It's very tempting. But I cannot. You can stay with me in my apartment. Like the old days. Oh my God. Like we used to do. Where's the ping pong table?
Starting point is 00:19:54 We can play ping pong in our boxers. It wasn't boxers, man. We were in underwear. No, we weren't. We were in boxers. Underwear, bro. You don't wear boxers. We weren't in tighty-whities. You don't wear, well, you might't boxers. Underwear, bro. You wear tighty whiteys. You don't wear, you don't, well, you might wear boxes now,
Starting point is 00:20:08 but you didn't wear boxers back in the day. I shake it up. Sometimes I rock a tighty whitey. It just depends what kind of mood me and my balls are in. Sometimes we want to be held close. Sometimes we want to be held. Sometimes you just want to let them hang. Sometimes you just want a tight little hug down there.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Sometimes it's too hot. It's rare that I want a tight little hug down there. I'm going to be honest with you. Really? Sometimes I like to be held. No, I don't like that. I mean, I like a little juggle. I don't necessarily like a little hold, a grip.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Really? What about your you're supporting, what about you're playing sports? Nah, that's fine. I'll be all right with the- You let everyone bounce around. No, but I wear compression shorts. Oh yeah, so they bring it all in.
Starting point is 00:20:57 You bring it all in. Are you sticking to your workout? A little bit. I haven't worked out in a couple of days. You can't just make a regular regimen. You won't do it. I live in an area where I'm telling you, man, this shit is not, you have to travel to get this shit.
Starting point is 00:21:15 And then my day is ruined because I'm all the way in Hollywood at my workout spot. And right now I'm truly trying to build sets for this animated short I'm working on right now. And I can't, I only have but so much time while the kids are at school. I have so many excuses. I need to work out at home is what it is.
Starting point is 00:21:42 All right, well, you do you. I'm gonna figure it out, but I have aspirations of creating a short and working out. Would you like to see my washboard apps to inspire you? I was watching, so my daughter wakes up this morning and she's on a cheaper by the dozen kick. Yeah. And it was the scene where you were in the car changing into your kid's outfit.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah. It's my cool guy outfit. What I thought was a cool guy outfit. And you're pretty ripped in that scene alone. And I'm looking at that shit, I'm like, this motherfucker. And then in my head, I'm thinking, if Scrubs goes, Zach is fucking gearing up right now. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I'm not gearing up for Scrubs right now. This fucker, no, not gearing up for Scrubs, like the television show, like when you're on screen, you don't wanna be the motherfucker that they're like, this fucker is the oldest looking motherfucker. You're like, no, I'm going to look like fucking. It just makes me feel I'm not really doing it for a role. Silver Fox.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I do like to be a Silver Fox. I'm not really doing it for a role, although I'm single, so I guess it's good to be in shape. But also I just do it because I feel good. Like if I, when I just, just, just. I bet your cock is real veiny, bro. I bet it's real veiny. What is happening?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Where did we take that turn? That was such a turn. Wow. I don't know how that happened, but here we are. Alright, let's get into the show on that note. There's nothing I can say to follow that. Five, six, seven, eight. Here's some stories about a show we made. About a bunch of dogs and nurses and a janitor who loved making acid.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Here's our stories that people should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our, scrubs. We watched a show withac and Dono. All right, our dear leaders. You look amazing, I'm just saying, you look amazing. Well, I could show you, I won't show you my pee, but I wanna inspire you. My inspiration isn't that right now.
Starting point is 00:23:57 My inspiration right now is sincerely trying to fix and figure out how to do this. At one point I was paying people to do it, and I can't do that anymore, man. It's just... You mean make sets for your animation? Well, a lot of things. Sets, you know, lighting.
Starting point is 00:24:15 There's a lot of things that goes into what, just a little bit of shit that you see on Instagram. You know what I mean? That's lit by lights and stuff like that. And, you know, and there? That's lit by lights and stuff like that. And, you know, and, and, and there's a big ass fucking table and that's for, you know, and it's just a lot, right? Why don't you find someone who's a young aspiring animator who you could pass on some of your
Starting point is 00:24:38 knowledge to who could help you? Because I don't, okay, that's a great idea. First of all, that's an awesome idea. But I don't want anybody knowing where the fuck I live one, two, you know. Well, I mean, it could be someone through your, you have the stupid buddies relationship, right? It could be someone related, isn't that what they're called? Yes. And I do have someone related to like a young kid who you could actually pass on your knowledge to, who'd be happy to help you build stuff and light. Right, that would be great. That would be awesome.
Starting point is 00:25:08 And I do have people that charge me for that. And because of that, I do have quite a bit of stuff here right now that I, as an artist by myself, can use to get to where I need to be and do it by myself. It's just gonna take time. That's what it really boils down to. All right, I got it. All right, let's get into the TV show, Scrubs.
Starting point is 00:25:29 This is our dear leaders. Scrubs Wiki said this is the first episode of Scrubs ever where JD's not even mentioned. So it's over, I'm dead. You're dead to everybody. This was such a hot mess of an episode. I'm just going to go right into it. I thought Turk was so funny though.
Starting point is 00:25:51 You did? I laughed a lot at some of the shit he did. I pulled it. That shit made me laugh when she's pulling them away. I laughed really hard at that. I don't know why. But you're just doing a redux of your dance from your famous dance. It's like becoming what you're talking about, Willis,
Starting point is 00:26:08 where you're like doing your funny. Yeah, but that's not what made me laugh. The thing that made me laugh was the way I said, I pull it. I pulled it? I pulled it. All right, let's go to the top. Okay, let's start over.
Starting point is 00:26:23 So I guess the big story is it. I pulled it. All right, let's go to the top. Okay. Let's start over. So I guess the big story is that it's Hell Week and the students are gonna be going nonstop. Cole has roller shoes too. Cole has roller shoes that Lucy got him to distract him from ruining the group because he's such an idiot. And Cox informs the kids that they've entered hell week. He's so excited.
Starting point is 00:26:48 He's never been so happy. Yes. But he was so excited. That's bullshit. Every week Cox is so happy because the same reason. Well, he's so happy. One of you is gonna crack. One of you is gonna, he's like fucking Lou Gossett Jr.
Starting point is 00:27:04 and fucking an officer and the gentleman I want your dor What's dor the quit when you know, I'm not gonna quit oh Um, I thought you were gonna say iron eagle No, you never watch an officer in a gentleman, bro. Of course I have but I prefer iron eagle You know, there are a lot of people there are a lot of people out there that will agree with you Officer and the Gentleman, bro? Of course I have, but I prefer Iron Eagle. You don't know Iron Eagle? There are a lot of people out there that will agree with you, but I'm gonna tell you right now,
Starting point is 00:27:30 Officer and the Gentleman is a way better movie than Iron Eagle. I know, but Iron Eagle, Eagle! I have a lot of fond memories. I saw it with my father and it was like, you know, about a son rescuing his dad. So we had a nice time watching Iron Eagle.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Did you ever see Iron Eagle 2? No, but I loved Iron Eagle. They killed the son in the first five minutes of the movie. What was that kid's name? Spoiler. That kid was a good actor. What happened to him? He got the lead in Iron Eagle.
Starting point is 00:27:57 They killed him in Iron Eagle 2. Well, they didn't kill him in real life. I don't think. Look it up. Maybe they did. I hope they didn't kill him in real life. I don't think. Look it up. Maybe they did. I hope they didn't. That'd be horrible. Turk loves being chief.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Turk loves being chief and he's got Alexis in a parking spot and people kiss his ass and he gets to make up nicknames and he's feeling himself. Big time. Strutting around. George Jefferson walking. Yes, people, Denise grabs a muffin, tells him she can't eat it because it's bad for his diabetes. That's how they're looking out for him. He's the chief.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Denise and Drew are so awkward with each other because they, they, they've told each other they love one another, and now they've decided to break up because they're so pissed off. This was so stupid. But anyway, I guess this was like one of those things where it's like it's a TV show. Just go with it. All right. So they said they love each other, but now they're so awkward. They decided to break up because they're mad at each other for saying they love each other. Joelle, did you find out who that actor was?
Starting point is 00:29:00 Yeah, actually, let me make sure I have his name right here. It's Jason Gedrick. Jason Gedrick. People might know him as Rick Coletti on Desperate Housewives. He still works from time to time. Well, Jason Gedrick, if you listen to the podcast, I really loved you and Iron Eagle. I wanted to be you. I wanted to be you.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Do you remember that? Your hitch are like hugs to me. Do you remember that he has to, he can't fly his fighter jet well unless he's listening to his mix and his music and he's got a Velcro to his leg, his cassette deck, and he puts in his mix of music and now he can fly and now he can fucking hit all the targets because he's got this. How the fuck does this ever, ever, ever make it in the military? If I was a sergeant or a fucking whatever the dude that flies the teacher, the kids had to find a plane.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Hold on kid. You got to listen to your mix in order to hit these motherfucking targets. It's the only way it is. It's an 80s movie. He's got to like pop in the middle of these motherfucking targets. That's the only way it is working. It's an 80s movie. He's got to like feel the music. What if the cassette tape pops in the middle of the motherfucking,
Starting point is 00:30:09 in the middle of a battle. It's so amazing. He's got to listen like his 80s rock or he can't feel the music and he can't hit his targets. It's amazing. I love Iron Eagle. Denise and Drew are on this break. Denise has a very wacky flashback where she's in the shower eating pie and screaming.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I don't know what that was about. Because of Hell Week. That was her first time, oh, that was her experience in Hell Week. But then also the actress, Eliza Koop, clearly has a cold in this episode because her voice, she sounds sick. Did you notice that? Yeah. Yeah. She said for until that last scene
Starting point is 00:30:52 where we're sitting with Kelso. Yeah, she sounds very sick. She gets her voice back. Her voice is like half gone. I was thinking maybe she was sick and then she shot this flashback and did the screaming and then she really lost it. But Scrubs Wiki said she was sick.
Starting point is 00:31:05 So maybe she told that story to somebody. It was nice seeing them and having them on the show last week. Huh? Oh my goodness. It was great seeing them. What I really noticed is how much different Carrie is from Lucy. Like, I honestly thought she would be this bubbly, you know, cheery type of person. And she was just, you know, and that's who the character was.
Starting point is 00:31:32 She came on, she's so sophisticated and so, you know, so, you know. She's a Northwestern graduate, so she's very smart. She's also a Northwestern graduate. You guys got a great fucking film school and acting school there too. So, you know. It's funny, neither one of them look like they aged a day, Donaldson. Not even a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:52 You and I got wrinkles. They didn't look like they aged one day. We are a lot older than they are too. I know, but they still didn't look like they aged one day. I know. We should take a break. When we come back, we're going to talk about Dr. Extreme, who's Russell Vaughn, who is Turks nemesis, played by a young man I looked it up named Reno Wilson.
Starting point is 00:32:15 I obviously wasn't there, so I had no experience with him. Yeah, you don't know Reno. I've known Reno. We'll take a break. We'll get back to it. This is a tease. I'm edging the audience. Okay, audience, you've been edged.
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Starting point is 00:34:23 iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I used to have so many men. How this beguiling woman in her 50s. She looked like a million bucks. With zero qualifications. She had a Harvard plaque. Tricks her way past a wall of lawyers and agents.
Starting point is 00:34:42 She's got all of these Maseratis and Bentleys all in the driveway. Is it like a mansion? Yes, it's a mansion. That this queen of the con uses to scam some of the biggest names in professional sports out of untold fortunes. About six million.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Approximately $11 million. Nearly $10 million was all gone. Employing whatever means necessary to bleed her victims dry. She would probably have sex with one of her clients. Hide your money in your old rich men because she is on the prowl. Listen to Queen of the Con, Season 5, The Athlete Whisperer on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. I want to meet Scrubs. Oh, and I want to meet Black Scrubs too. Yeah, I agree. You haven't gone for a while. Oh my gosh. Ah.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Fuck your sound effects are the same, bro. So did you know Reno Wilson from before? I've known Reno Wilson for a really long time, since I was a kid. He was on the Cosby Show back in the days, man. He's like one of the OGs, as far as New York actors goes for me. Him, Carl Payne, who I believe played Cockroach.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Well, I thought he was great in this. He did a really good job. He's a very good actor. You guys were a good, he was a good foil for you. He's a very good actor. He's always been a very good actor. He played Theo's best, one of Theo's best friends back in the day on the show.
Starting point is 00:36:25 And- Theo! Yeah, and he's gone on to do like so many things. He was on Mike and Molly. Is he our age? He's a little bit older than us, but takes really good care of himself. He does like a spin, I've seen, follow on Instagram. He does like a spin classes
Starting point is 00:36:43 where he teaches them and shit like that. Oh, wow. Like he's very, very healthy. You'd like him, man. You guys would get out and fucking get on a hike together and fucking probably climb a mountain. Since you won't come to New York, maybe he'll be my New York friend. I don't know if he's in New York. I think he's out here. Oh. But such an amazing person in real life. His character, however, is the douchiest of the douches. Yeah, douchey character. Well, we skipped that Cole says he doesn't want
Starting point is 00:37:10 to get kicked out because he'll have to take, he'll have to go to Mexico and the Caribbean and he doesn't speak. Caribbeanese. No, what did he say? He said. Caribbeanese. No, he said Caribbean.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Caribbean. That was kind of funny. I don't speak Carabeejan. All right, so Russell Vaughn is like this famous doctor. He's got a book, he knows Bono. He... He's like Indiana, he's the Indiana Jones of doctors. And he raises tons of money for the hospital.
Starting point is 00:37:43 He's a celebrity. All the nurses are gathered around. He's signing books, he's like a star. And I don't know why he's come to the hospital, he just likes to dive into cases that interest him, I guess? He's always come to Sacred Heart. Since he's been a young doctor, I guess, he's always come and raised money for Sacred Heart. Okay, and he's parked his car in Turk's parking spot
Starting point is 00:38:04 and he's just really and raised money for Sacred Heart. Okay. And he's parked his car in Turk's parking spot. And he's just really, just when Turk, I guess the story, I guess the B story of the episode is just when Turk has really found his groove, here comes this cool guy to cock block Turk. And it really hurts Turk's ego. A theme of the episode is ego. and it really hurts Turk's ego. A theme of the episode is ego. Yes. He comes in and he immediately starts disrupting everything.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Not only does he take Turk's parking spot, but he also takes Turk's patient. Yes. And Kelso and Cox, Turk knows this already also, inform him that, listen, man, the money that this guy brings in is so important, let him have free rein pretty much throughout the hospital. So this dude is, he's a pain in the ass for someone who,
Starting point is 00:39:02 it's like, if you ran the show and somebody like this came in, you'd be pissed off and Turk is. Yes, of course. And also I think we established that he's really good though. He is truly good. He's very good. He diagnoses Turk's patient and then Turk's like, yeah, yeah, that is the diagnosis.
Starting point is 00:39:17 We are gonna go with that. So it's not like, I mean, he's very cocky, but he is clearly a good doctor. Competent. Yes. Turk says that Serena Williams ass is righteous. It is. It is?
Starting point is 00:39:34 That's 100. Okay. Joelle just silently nodded. Those are facts. Those are facts. Can't be denied. That is 100. That is 100.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Is that 100? That is 100. You can use 100, is 100, is that 100? That is 100. It's 100, it's 100, it's however you wanna say it. There were a lot of references to tennis players in this episode. There was a reference to someone slept with Michael Chang, someone slept with- Oh gosh.
Starting point is 00:40:01 The Asian racism in this show is like so hardcore, bro. But wait, there was something totally fucked up, but I forgot what it was. It wasn't related to Michael Chang, I don't think. I mean, that's a pretty racist joke. Oh really? My mother slept with Michael Chang as she's cuddling her Asian boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:40:21 That's what it was. It was Nikki Whelan. Yeah. Who's only given one line an episode and that's her line. So you're saying that her family has an affinity for Asian men. Is that the joke? Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Okay. So Cox tells Drew he has to quit the group. This was a weird story. I didn't really follow it, but Cox says that Drew's a leader and he wants to prove to him that he's a leader. So he makes him quit leading his study group, which makes them not's a leader and he wants to prove to him that he's a leader. So he makes them quit leading his study group, which makes them not have a leader
Starting point is 00:40:50 and none of them are good leaders. Lucy tries to be a leader, but then Trang overthrows her leadership. With ease too. Yeah. Like it's nothing. Yeah. This is why I'm gonna be leader now.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I don't know why Trang couldn't lead the group. He seemed like he was fine. Lucy tries to intimidate Trang. After getting advice from Drew. Yes. And she does this because she knows she'll turn into this. The Hulk. Yeah, this feral.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Feral. into this. The Hulk. Yeah, this feral. Feral. She knows that if Trang pushes her too far, she will turn into a feral, like Hulk-like animal. Animal. And she's trying to keep it down
Starting point is 00:41:36 because she doesn't want to lose her shit. Right. But Trang eventually pushes her too far. Too far. And she attacks Trang. Attacks him. Yeah, like a wild animal. She should have been kicked out like five times now.
Starting point is 00:41:52 There's like five times in this whole series so far. The cheating, this. I know. By the way, she really go, we don't see it, it's off camera, but we hear her, first we see her growl and then she like, she turns into, you watch her like go from Bruce Banner to the Hulk and then off camera, she like, it's like a hyena going after Trang. Yeah. You get the sense she might be biting him.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Well, he is bleeding. Yeah. And then we see her and her hair is all fucked up and like, she really, she, she went, like, as you said, she went feral on Trang. Feral. all fucked up and like she really she she went like as you said she went feral on Trang. Feral! Yeah. It's kind of funny that that character lost her shit like like the Hulk. Trang went too far. Yeah what the fuck. Russell does a Maasai warrior dance and this is when you get jealous and you do your famous running man slash slash Fortnite slash. You could have shaken it up and not done the Running Man. My guy. You got like three good moves that you do.
Starting point is 00:42:52 You rotate through. You wish. You wish that's what it was. You wish that's what it was. I wonder if this one was like. You know what, man, if I still went to clubs, I would show you, but I don't do that shit no more.
Starting point is 00:43:09 When you went to clubs, would like people gather around you and Zach, what the dance floor would be empty. Guess who's the first motherfucker on a dance floor? Yeah. You get the crowd going. What has two thumbs up and agrees with getting the crowd going? Oh, God. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:43:28 You? This guy. In another life, you'd be a great Bar Mitzvah hype man. Oh, my God. I would love to... Holy shit! That's how you do it. Did you see that?
Starting point is 00:43:38 The fireworks. What did you do? This guy. Two thumbs up is fireworks? Mine's turned off. Because Daniel helped our audience turn it off. You can turn it on if you want to. Or don't want it on. I liked mine.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Yeah, did I ever tell you a story? I had this black friend in high school and we went down to Argentina because our best friend and his family was Argentinian, they moved back to Argentina. And we went to this little, and so our parents all arranged for me and my friend to go visit the Argentinian friend. And we went down to some little suburb of Buenos Aires and they had never seen a black person in real life.
Starting point is 00:44:23 And it was really weird, I remember, because he he was like it was like walking around with this huge celebrity it's like walking around the streets with like One fuckers just stop and drop. Oh shit. They just Say that they everyone was Excited it was like it was like seeing I don't know insert like Tom Cruise walking on the street everyone was like shocked and they would walk up to him to be like, rap music, rap music. And, and, and then I remember, this is true. We were kids, we were like, we were like 14 years old. So we're in the club and cause we
Starting point is 00:45:00 could get into clubs down there and we were getting hammered and we're dancing in the club. And my, I remember my friend wasn't like a really particularly good dancer, but like he was just dancing with everyone. And like we were all hammered and like crowds started to form around him to like see what are the latest moves from America. Oh gosh.
Starting point is 00:45:19 And he disappointed. No, but his moves weren't good, but then you'd see, I swear you'd see like people trying out like whatever he was doing. Oh my gosh. The influence of hip hop across the universe. Yeah. Across the globe. Yeah. It's real deal Holyfield. It was funny. He loved it though, because he was, he was like, he got to pretend he was a celebrity for like a couple weeks. That reminds me of Can't Buy Me Love, the African anteater ritual. What's that?
Starting point is 00:45:50 You never saw Can't Buy Me Love, bro. This is the second week in a row you reference Can't Buy Me Love. I guess I should watch it. It's been probably three decades. All right, so Ronald Miller becomes popular in high school because he dates Cindy Mancini, the most popular girl in school.
Starting point is 00:46:09 He pays her a thousand dollars to go out with him, pretend go out with him for two weeks. The most they have to do is hold hands. That's it. That's all he pays for, right? Story goes, she falls in love, et cetera, et cetera. He falls in love. But at one point he becomes the most popular kid in school. His plan works. He called, there's this big dance, he's taking a different girl to the dance. So he puts on what he thinks is American Bandstand and watches these two artists do an African
Starting point is 00:46:54 dance solo. And he thinks he's watching Bandstand. What is he watching? PBS, like the traditional, I don't know what the fuck it's called. I don't remember it well. It's been a while since I've seen it. All right. So he thinks he knows the news dance, but he's learned an African, like, ritual dance.
Starting point is 00:47:12 An African ritual dance from a PBS... Yeah, this is kind of like that. And he goes on a dance floor in the middle of the dance after fucking spiking the punch and everything like that. The girl's like, I want to fucking dance. He's like, all right, let's dance. And he gets out on the dance floor and does the ritual in front of all of the kids. Right. And he's now popular. He's very popular at this point. Everybody fucking starts doing the dance at the fucking dance.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Yeah. This was like that. Everybody starts doing it. And doing it on beat too. So at first everybody's kind of like, I don't know about this. But then at one point everybody's like, ah, all on beat. It's one of the fucks. Look, Can't Buy Me Love is one of my favorite movies. It's where I first saw Seth Green for the first time.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And I fell in love with that young little boy that he played, Chuckie Miller. I thought he had some of the most dopest lines that I'd ever heard in my life. All right, let's get back to Scrubs. The audience is now all gonna watch Can't Buy Me Love. Everybody go check out Can't Buy Me Love. And Patrick Timsey.
Starting point is 00:48:23 But first watch Iron Eagle with Jason Gedrick. Turk makes Cole beatbox so that he can dance and and beat the Messiah Warrior dance done by Russell. Right. And he pulls something because he's he's not in shape. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:45 The patient wants Russell to do her surgery. Russell picks Turk to assist him. Turk cannot take that. You said about it. You said something about Lamarcus down. Who's that? Is that a real football player? When when you were talking about I've got a trainer,
Starting point is 00:49:06 I've got LaMarga down at the gym or something. Yeah, you said he was an NFL linebacker who came out of the closet and he's your trainer? I don't know if that's something I'll look up. I think this is just a story point. That's something I'll look up. I'm pretty sure. I'll look it up, but I'm 95% now.
Starting point is 00:49:21 I didn't have a golden minute. I remember that at one point there was a kid who was one of the first Football players to come out. Yeah was openly gay at the NFL draft and he got drafted Into the NBA then he'd ever I don't know if he made a team, but let's take a break We'll be right back after these fine words Fine words. podcast has returned. It feels so good. It does. And like always, we'll be here every week covering the wide world of TV, movies, comics and culture.
Starting point is 00:50:15 That's right. We'll be talking about Batman, heroes of that stature. And of course, we'll be inviting our friends in the industry to come geek out with us and share stories. We'll hear from TV writers, actors, comics, creators, pop culture critics and more. Nothing is off the table, because geek culture is pop culture. And we can't wait to share our love of it all with you every single week. Listen to X-Ray Vision on the iHeart radio app, Apple
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Starting point is 00:51:40 you get your podcasts. Get emotional with me, Radhita Vleukya, in my new podcast, A Really Good Cry. We're gonna talk about and go through all the things that are sometimes difficult to process alone. We're gonna go over how to regulate your emotions, diving deep into holistic personal development, and just building your mindset to have a happier, healthier life.
Starting point is 00:51:59 We're gonna be talking with some of my best friends. I didn't know we were gonna go there, Amit. I'm gonna go down there because this is... People that I admire. When we say listen to your body, really tune in to what's going on. Authors of books that have changed my life. Now you're talking about sympathy,
Starting point is 00:52:13 which is different than empathy, right? And basically have conversations that can help us get through this crazy thing we call life. I already believe in myself. I already see myself. And so when people give me an opportunity, I'm just like, oh great, you see me too. We'll laugh together, we'll cry together and find a way through all of our emotions. Never forget, it's okay to cry as long as you make it a really good one. Listen to
Starting point is 00:52:34 A Really Good Cry with Rady Devlukia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever wherever you get your podcasts. All right. Drew can't help it. He has to help the group and he's just, he just can't help it. And Lucy gets, Lucy's in a fight with one of the other people. Is it trying again? She says, she's still in a fight with, she says you feeling froggy then leap, son? Yes. Yeah, it was funny coming out of Carrie's mouth. Right. And I would I, you know, when she led with I was afraid of you guys, I wish she wasn't because who that person was that we talked to yesterday was really
Starting point is 00:53:23 I mean, the last podcast was really cool. And I wish I got to know that person a little bit better. Well, yeah, obviously what she was saying is like, it was all so intimidating. I didn't get to know you guys now we're all grownups and you know, I liked how, I liked just how, I was not expecting her to have that podcast where she's doing that with science.
Starting point is 00:53:49 It just seems really interesting. She's a really interesting character, that Carrie Bichet. It's probably because she got bit by the spider in the jungle when she was doing research. On the Amazon. On the Amazon. Oh God. That's probably why she wants to meet with scientists because she got bit by that spider when she was doing research in the Amazon. The Amazon. The Amazon. Oh God. That's probably why she wants to meet with scientists
Starting point is 00:54:05 because she got bit by that spider when she was doing research in the Amazon. With Ezekiel. Okay, so Drew defies Cox and Cox is like, yes, it was my plan all along. I wanted to prove to you that you can't help it, you're a leader. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Did you not see that coming? No, I didn't see that coming. You didn't see that coming. You didn't see at the end of the show, Cox saying, of course I knew you would do this. I was rolling my eyes a lot. I probably couldn't see it because my eyes were being rolled.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Oh gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, by the way, I listened to some of those rap beef tracks because you guys told me to listen to them. Let's get into it. Good morning. Well, we don't have to go down this wormhole, but I can... Oh, yes, let's go. Fuck you, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:55 You can't bring this shit up and then fuck you. I know you guys are so excited about this, but Joelle told me that... No, actually, I read a New York Times article that said, like, you could click and it would, because if you don't know anything about the beef, you could click and it would show you the lyrics annotated and what they mean. You know, that helped me for someone who doesn't know anything about what's going on. And I listened to one where Kendrick Lamar is like, A minor. Yes, that's the fire. Listen, I'm gonna say something real quick.
Starting point is 00:55:26 I was all scared to talk about it, but it's evidently clear, Kendrick won that shit. Yes. And I think everybody, if I don't give a fuck. Look, four singles, four hit rap singles. Four hit rap hit singles. Hit singles. He hit tracks, hit tracks.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Possibly song of the summer. Yeah. Possibly song of the summer. Do you know who the last person to do that was though? Drake. Drake. Back to back. Oh, back to back probably. Yeah. But isn't that poetic and appropriate that the person defeated was? The person that take him down was the person that did exactly what he did to, I don't know, back to back is one of the dopest tracks ever.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I was glad I had this article, that website that I went to, Jewel, I don't know if you mentioned this or I just saw this on the Times, but you could click on it, it had all the lyrics, and if you clicked on the lyrics, it explained to you if you're not following this saga, what the disses all meant. Like genius. And did you enjoy the poetry, Zach?
Starting point is 00:56:39 I thought it was clever, and the annotations helped me realize all the many triple entendres and I guess, you know, so that was interesting. Even the name Euphoria Alone was like, he said, so in one of the diss tracks, Drake says, you better come at us with some like quadruple entendre or some shit like that.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I know we waiting on it, right? Pretty much Egan Kendrick Lamar on. And the word euphoria alone, not just as the definition, but what it means to Drake is in a lot of ways a triple entendre. Drake is a freaking executive producer. I mean, quadruple entendple, whatever the fuck it was.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Drake is an executive producer of euphoria. What the word, the definition of euphoria. There's like a bunch of other things. I'm speaking out of turn because I don't know all of them. Yeah, you need to reference this thing I looked at. Yeah, what is it that you looked at? I don't know, I can't find it. I'm sure people could Google it and find it. It just looked like for like annotations of the rap battle. Is Drake the most successful rapper of all time? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Yeah, I would say, I mean, he's got more hits than Michael Jackson. Number one hits than Michael Jackson. Really? That's what that song is. Yeah. I'm one away from Michael, n***a. Beat it.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Beat it. That's with him in, who is that? Him in, with him in, isn't that him and J. Cole? Yeah. First person shooter. I'm researching. Hold on. Okay, so apparently Jay-Z, according to Forbes, is the highest paid rapper of all time. But Drake has the most number one singles with 29 followed by Lil Wayne with 11 and Kanye West with 11. Wow. So yeah hits wise
Starting point is 00:58:52 number one but if you were gonna break that down how many of those are features versus how many of those are his tracks you know there's some possible asterisks in that space but no matter how you look at, it was two fucking Titans going at it. How do you know it's over? Doesn't it keep going? Because there's nothing this dude can say now, man. I don't give a shit anymore, bro. Like, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Nobody gives a shit anymore. Please, enough. This dude already fucking, he buried it. He killed you. Let's go, let's move on. So you're saying the last track was a mic drop. In many ways, yeah. And if Drake would have responded right away, then, I mean, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:59:30 because I don't listen to none of the diss tracks that he did other than First Person Shooter mode. You know what I mean? That's the only one I kind of listen to. And what was the one after that? I'll be with some bodyguards like Whitney. What's the one? There's so many tracks. You didn't listen to them all. I thought you listened to the whole battle. But the ones that are fucking fire are all of the fucking Kendrick ones, man. Wu-Tang forever.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Wu-Tang forever. But like for real, like for real, bro. Wu-Tang forever. Like it was artistry. Oh man, I just wish. I couldn't believe when Kendrick said, Eat these balls, Zack. That was artistry. This man, I just wish. I couldn't believe when Kendrick said. Eat these balls, Zach.
Starting point is 01:00:08 That was fucked up. I don't know if you said that. And then when Drake said. You honor me. You honor me. That was fucking messed up too. Anyway. But the real Mike Joppa was when Kendrick said.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Everybody likes a little ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. I think it's not even far off,po's when Kendrick said. Everybody likes a little ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. Oof. Oof. I think it's not even far off. That's funny. I mean. Where's Kendrick from?
Starting point is 01:00:32 Compton, baby. Compton. Okay, God, I don't know. Jesus, I'm only yelling at him. Compton's fighters. All right, so then. Yeah, well, he's fucking A number one now, bro. All right, well, anyway, we learned that Kelso says, good leaders don't care about their ego.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Turk, you could go learn from this guy, go be his assistant. And, you know, sometimes you gotta step up, you have to step aside. That's sort of the lesson of the episode. Don't let your ego get in the way. And then Drew and Denise bond over loving when ice skaters fall.
Starting point is 01:01:09 They both think it's hilarious. So they realized. They realized they really love each other when they like watching kids fall. Right, they love watching ice skaters fall. And then he's like, I do too. And she's like, I think it's funny when kids fall. And he goes, I love you so they they really do love each other
Starting point is 01:01:29 Do you think it's funny when kids fall Zach no, but it is hard not to laugh on ice skaters fall I feel bad every time I laugh, but it does trigger something There are a bunch of people who fell ice skating right now that are like, fuck you, Zach. I'm sorry, it's funny. When people fall, it's funny. That's why the internet exists. Gosh, a woman coming out of the Rangers game last night, she fucking nailed herself.
Starting point is 01:01:55 She tripped on the sidewalk. You know these people- Did you laugh? Did you laugh in her face when she did? No, I ran to her to help her, but then I was so worried that she was gonna think I was really a doctor because I have this concern when I... This is amazing.
Starting point is 01:02:12 This is amazing. I do have this concern. I had this natural instinct to run over. She felt, you know these like, where all the pay phones used to be in New York, they now have these little, they're like video walls that run ads and I guess they're probably 5G towers or something. But anyway, there were all the pay phones used to go. This woman tripped on the sidewalk and nailed her head. I don't know,
Starting point is 01:02:34 I don't know if she was drunk or what, but man, did she hit her head hard. She was definitely going to have a bump. And so I ran over to her. I said, are you okay? Are you okay? And her, other people that were with her were there. And she was like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. But so I ran over to her. I said, are you okay? Are you okay? And her other people that were with her were there and was all, and she was like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. But then I had this concern in this type of scenario that people are going to think, not be thinking straight and think I'm really a doctor that can help them. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Hell yeah. I don't want her to be like, thank God, Dr. Doreen. Thank God you're here, doctor. You're here. You're here. Dr. Zach Braff. My head, my head. Zach Braff? She looked up and goes, Zach Braff?
Starting point is 01:03:12 Oh, thank God you're here, doctor. Yeah, exactly. But fortunately she was fine. My diagnosis was, you're gonna be okay. And then I got on my bike and rode away. I don't know if she was drunk or not, I couldn't tell, but man, she took a doozy of a tumble. Was it downstairs? No, but like, you know what I'm talking about, those like, those, those video walls.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Yes, of course. All right. So they have like, you can use a phone, I guess you can call anywhere in the world. I'm like free calling and you can charge your phone and whatever. But anyway, she tripped on the sidewalk and boom, her head hit the fucking side of the thing. Don't worry, everybody, I was right there to help her, right outside MSG. But then you weren't really there to help her
Starting point is 01:03:54 because she didn't follow through. Well, she was fine, she was fine. You didn't follow through. My work there was done. Yeah, sure, you don't know, you don't know what happened to her. MSG was crazy, people were coming out, you know, all levels of intoxication.
Starting point is 01:04:05 And I saw this little girl, young girl crying. And I thought, I was like, what happened? She was crying because they lost. She was so sad they lost. That's hard. That's how it goes, bro. Tough for the young fans. You don't even care.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Oh, it's intense. It really is, man. So we're watching the Knicks right now and they're, they were up two-oh and it looked like they were going to do really well. And now they look really tired. You know, the coach, Tom Thibodeau, is notorious for playing players into the ground. He did it with Derrick Rose.
Starting point is 01:04:39 A lot of people think that a lot of people think that he's the reason Derrick Rose's career is, I'm not gonna say the way it is, but he played him so much that, he played him into injury a lot of people feel, and that Derrick Rose didn't bounce back from that. Anyway, my wife is so invested in the New York Knicks. It's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life, because if you know me,
Starting point is 01:05:06 you know I'm a huge Nick fan. I love the New York Knicks. And all she wanted to do for Mother's Day was eat ribs and watch the Knicks. And I was like, this is what you married. Well, that's great. I did my fucking thing. Shit. High five. Well, first of all, high five. Second of all, where the ribs from. Oh, I made them.
Starting point is 01:05:27 You made the ribs. Yes. Excellent. King. Bravo. You did. You guys married well. Well done. Anyway, so we fucking love that shit. So for Mother's Day, that's what she wanted. And my kids had to sit and watch the rate. I mean, the Knicks game also.
Starting point is 01:05:46 And when they when they lost on Mother's Day, my daughter tried to fake cry to make me and my. That's really cute. Why? Why did you try to fake cry? So that she would be like, I was invested just like you were, because my mom's sitting there like, I fuck, oh my God. This is the worst. They got blown out.
Starting point is 01:06:07 My wife, sorry. They got blown out. My friend told me that their players are injured. No, well, OJ Anna Nobly is injured, but they're tired is what it is. They looked like they were exhausted. Josh Hart has played four games in the playoffs without taking a rest. That's not normal, bro. That's not normal. That's not normal. Are they in the playoffs?
Starting point is 01:06:34 Yeah, they're in New York tonight. I should go. You should go. If you can get in. It's gonna be an insane game. If you can get in, this is gonna be, oh my gosh, dude. These games have been so amazing. Let's click on StubHub and see if we can go. You wanna fly in? No, bro, I can't. Why won't you fly in? You can make it. Donald, you can make it.
Starting point is 01:06:54 If you leave right now, I'll buy you a court-side seat. Look at Donald's face. He's dying. They're probably like $15,000. No, I'm telling you, we can figure that out. Anyway, my point is, no, I can't. You don't want to go. What if, can Casey come? What if I, what if I.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Can your wife come? Yeah, Casey can go. That's taking the load off of her. Okay, let's see. I'd love to be able to do that. For two tickets continue All right, the cheapest one. I'm seeing is 306 a seat Dan for the cheapest one three hundred and six thousand dollars Nobody can fucking go.
Starting point is 01:07:45 It looks like if you if you broke, if you don't if you don't make that. And the closest the closest they have for sale on here is 11 D row one. Twelve thousand each. God damn. But you know what? That's not even court. I'll get you that for Father's Day. They go for the king. You want to go? I can't, but. All right get you that for Father's Day. There you go. What a king. You want to go? I can't, but.
Starting point is 01:08:07 All right, then I guess I won't. I mean, look, how about this? How about this? If the Knicks now would have been father's present to make it past this round, I'll figure it out. But I can't do that right now, but. Senkise. I'm just kidding. Oh, I love you so much.
Starting point is 01:08:24 I'm going to go. I'm going to get one of those three hundred dollar seats and go. Hell, yeah. You're all the way at the top. You're at the wall. My'm just kidding. Oh, I love you. So I'm gonna go I'm gonna get one of those $300 seats and go. Hell yeah You're all the way at the top. You're my binoculars. I have binoculars. There you go Or as I like to call them the opera glasses. Yes By the way, the intermission to be it's gonna be an amazing in hockey or long. That's one thing I learned They take long breaks. Yeah, you gotta get beer. You gotta get food. They give people time to get pee and buy beer. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Between each quarter, there's a half. It's such a violent sport. There's no half. Period. So there's three. There's three. I'll educate you well, because I'm a pro now. Thank you, Zach.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Thank you. Listen, I can educate you on two things I learned yesterday. The behind the scenes of the Wicked movie and the Rangers game. That's how, that's the diaspora of my heart. I love it. There's three periods, so there's two intermissions and they're long. Like they need, everyone needs to piss and then get more beer. But they gotta ice.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Oh, it makes sense. And they gotta ice also. And the Zamboni's gotta do their thing. Oh. Gotta wet the ice. That makes sense. So they're not tri got to do their thing. Oh, that makes sense. So they're not tripping over the police. God, it looks fun. I mean, I thought being an adult,
Starting point is 01:09:29 that driving the Zamboni wouldn't look as fun as it did as a child, but it still looked fun. Still looks fun. Yeah. Still looks fun. They're precise too. I'm always impressed by those Zamboni drivers. You want to hear something so cute? Amanda won't mind if I play this for you.
Starting point is 01:09:43 So Elvis, Amanda's son, has gotten so into hockey. He's obsessed. Amanda has a hookup with the Kings, and they go all the time. And I texted her, I was like, I'm going to... I was joking, I was like, I'm going to the Rangers game. I need Elvis to tell me about hockey. And she sent me this voice note. Listen to this. I won't play the whole thing
Starting point is 01:10:05 I'll play the beginning Uncle Zach, this is how hockey games go. The player shoots the puck, but there's actually a goalie and the goalie tries to block the puck How many periods are there? Three What do you do when they score? Cheer And what do you do when they score? Cheer. Who should win? The Rangers or I don't know who they're playing actually. What? The Canucks?
Starting point is 01:10:37 And what's the trophy if they win? Steady Cup. There you go. So that was my little advice. He was so cute just now. He was so cute, isn't he? He's so cute. All right, Joelle, do you have a video, a caller talking about this episode or anything? I do. Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Okay. So we're going to take a quick break. This is us teasing you. When we come back, we have a callers two cents on season nine. Are we teasing or edging? I don't know. You're confusing me now. I think this is technically an edge because we are getting you all ready to pop. But first we're going to take a commercial break.
Starting point is 01:11:12 We'll be right back. Hello acclaimed comics writer and notorious Scott Summers hater Rosie Knight. Well hello Emmy-winning podcaster and totally unbiased Targaryen royal supporter Jason Concepcion. Rosie, somehow the X-Ray Vision podcast has returned! It feels so good. It does and like always we'll be here every week covering the wide world of TV, movies, comics, and geek culture. That's right. We'll be talking about Batman, heroes of that stature, and of course, we'll be inviting our friends in the industry to come geek out with us and share stories. We'll hear from TV writers, actors, comics creators, pop culture critics, and more.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Nothing is off the table, because geek culture is pop culture, and we can't wait to share our love of it all with you every single week. Listen to X-Ray Vision on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey parents, looking for something fun to listen to in the car with your kids? Blippi and Mika have a brand new podcast, Blippi and Mika's Road Trip. Each week, the Blippi Mobile will take your kids to amazing places. Click, click, put your seat belts on.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Get ready for a ride. We're going to have some fun. They'll explore and listen to the sounds of amazing places like farms, racetracks, the moon, and even that's right Flippy. Follow your ears what do you hear and they'll meet new friends along the way. Alongside Flippy and Mika, your kids will learn awesome new things about the places and things they see and hear. It's a fun, interactive listening experience for the whole family. Listen to Flippy and Mika's Road Trip on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Get emotional with me, Radhita Vlukya, in my new podcast, A Really Good Cry.
Starting point is 01:13:20 We're going to talk about and go through all the things that are sometimes difficult to process alone. We're going to go over how to regulate your emotions, diving deep into holistic personal development, and just building your mindset to have a happier, healthier life. We're going to be talking with some of my best friends. I didn't know we were going to go there, aren't we? I mean, don't let me get this going. People that I admire.
Starting point is 01:13:40 When we say listen to your body, really tune in to what's going on. Authors of books that have changed my life. Now you're talking about sympathy, which is different than empathy, right? And basically have conversations that can help us get through this crazy thing we call life. I already believe in myself. I already see myself. And so when people give me an opportunity, I'm just like, oh great, you see me too. We'll laugh together, we'll cry together and find a way through all of our emotions. Never forget, it's okay to cry as long as you make it a really good one.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Listen to A Really Good Cry with Raleigh Devlukia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back. All right, go ahead, Joelle. Hi, guys. It's Maddie here from a little beach town in northern New South Wales, Australia. Wow. I just wanted to say, I think I figured it out.
Starting point is 01:14:35 So yesterday I was cleaning my car and I was just like, what's wrong with the show? Because it's still quite funny. Like, there's still some LOLs. But I was like, there's something really LOLs. But I was like this but there's something really fundamentally wrong and then it came to me. It's Lucy and her character. So she's a little bit too ditzy and I can't take her seriously. She doesn't have that great thing JD had which was that he could be so silly and so funny but then he had this depth and we really wanted to see him fall in love and we we saw his growth and and
Starting point is 01:15:12 that's just something I'm not rooting for for Lucy. Yeah I just can't take her seriously. So you know and even Elliot was who's kind of like got Lucy traits. She still had that depth that we that we could see and we could take it seriously. So, yeah, it's the character. And as you guys were saying last week, Drew or Denise would have been better. They're stronger characters and we can see they have that serious side too. So, yeah, I think that's the key. I also just wanted to say,
Starting point is 01:15:49 it doesn't make your podcast any less hilarious. Last week, you guys had me rolling when Donald said he whoops out his penis. You didn't take him seriously, but in case he confirmed it I was in his character So thank you for the weekly laughs. That's how he was heard. You really do Make my week. Thank you. I just want to say thank you so much. You guys have brought so much joy into my life And thanks for just being like vulnerable and awesome on your show
Starting point is 01:16:22 Cheers Thank you. That was so nice. Cheers. I want her to read me a thousand books. I didn't understand a word she said just now. She was so articulate, how dare you? And her voice, extremely lovely. I did not understand a word she said.
Starting point is 01:16:34 You don't understand the Australian accent? I understood every single word she said. She's from South Wales. It's a callback to the beginning of the season with Nikki Whelan. Oh, God, I didn't get it. God, you're good. Madeline, thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:16:48 That was very sweet of you. And we're so glad that we were making you laugh. That's all we wanna do is make you giggle, even if it's talking about how Donald makes up with his wife by just whipping out his penis. Sometimes you gotta do. We don't advocate for it. We don't advocate for it. We don't advocate for it here as a means of making up with your lover,
Starting point is 01:17:10 but it seems to work with Donald. For fuck's sake, just stop talking about your willies. Sorry. All right, that's our show. Did you know that when you say raise up lights, you've actually just said razor blades in an Australian accent. Raise up lights. Raise up lights.
Starting point is 01:17:36 OK, raise up lights. Oh, my God. Rise up lights. Wow. That helps me with my Australian accent. I can't do that. Rise up lights. That helps me with my Australian accent. I can't say that. Rise of lights. Raise of lights.
Starting point is 01:17:51 Rise of lights. Just say raise of lights. Rise of lights. Oh no, TSA took my rise of lights. TSA took my riser plates. Hey parents, looking for something fun to listen to in the car with your kids? Blippi and Mika have a brand new podcast, Blippi and Mika's Road Trip. Each week, the Blippi Mobile will take your kids to amazing places. Your kids will learn awesome new things about the places and things they see and hear.
Starting point is 01:18:56 It's a fun, interactive listening experience for the whole family. Listen to Blippi and Mika's Road Trip on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As important as choosing the right destination when traveling is choosing the right travel partner. Gene! Gene Fodor! Gene, what's going on? But be careful, because the worst trips result when two partners have two different agendas.
Starting point is 01:19:20 The CIA really need your help, Gene. Freeze, Americano! Gene, run! Listen to Fodor's Guide to Espionage on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Get emotional with me, Radhi Devlukya, in my new podcast, A Really Good Cry. We're going to be talking with some of my best friends. I didn't know we were going to go there, Amir! People that I admire.
Starting point is 01:19:47 When we say listen to your body, really tune in to what's going on. Authors of books that have changed my life. Now you're talking about sympathy, which is different than empathy, right? Never forget, it's okay to cry as long as you make it a really good one. Listen to A Really Good Cry with Radhie Devlukia on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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