Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Charlotte Lawrence, Out the Womb Singing
Episode Date: January 14, 2025Zach and Donald have known Charlotte Lawrence since before she was a baby. Now, she's all grown up. Charlotte recently completed a tour with Madison beer and had a fabulous turn on Bad Monkey, wh...ere she sang a duet with THE Paul McCartney! She discusses her thoughts on being a nepo baby, why Johnny C kicked her and bestie Olivia Rodrigo out of his house, and what it's like to finally start feeling like an adult. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You know, where I live,
it's as though the neighbors get together and they go,
hey man, you gonna use your power tools today?
No, no, I'm gonna just hope for some quiet.
All right, well I'm gonna use all of mine.
All right.
Let's use them all at the same time.
Hey man, what date of year does your gardener come
with the leaf blower?
Monday.
Oh cool, I'll make sure mine comes Tuesday.
Next door neighbor.
You wanna do Wednesday?
Yeah, I'll take Thursday.
Ah, classic. Yo, my wife is so dope. neighbor. You want to do Wednesday? Yeah, I'll take Thursday. Classic.
Yo, my wife is so dope. She got it so that the whole block uses our gardeners. We moved
into the neighborhood and now everybody uses our gardeners.
So it's all in one day.
Except for one neighbor. There's that one neighbor that's being stubborn.
So they bang it out in one day is what you're saying.
Yeah. Most of the stuff here is done in one day.
No, my neighborhood is like,
which power tools are gonna be
and how close is it gonna be?
We have so much to talk about.
I don't even know how to begin with you.
Well, let's start from the beginning.
Okay, we gotta kind of do like a power cycle through.
Okay, sure.
Jake Paul, Mike Tyson.
Oh, that's tomorrow, that's right.
Tomorrow night, Donald. I feel like we should
watch it together. Time to pay that
for our audience.
It's gonna be a big time fight.
Yes.
This is probably the biggest fight
that shouldn't be the biggest fight in boxing history.
Let's keep it 100.
But I feel like, you know what Jake Paul did
that's so brilliant is he, I just realized
this today.
I was talking to my brother.
It's kind of like he brought the WWE villain to box.
Yes.
And it was needed because boxing was failing and UFC was taking over.
And Jake Paul has proven this is, this is fact.
You can get paid more on his card
than you can on a UFC card.
But I don't know anything about this guy
other than my body wants to dislike him.
And I think that it's like, it's WWE villain energy.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think this dude's as big of an asshole
as he is portraying.
It has to be a character.
It is a character and he and his brother.
Daniel's squinting as though he doesn't believe
it's a character.
Because Daniel can't take the fact that this dude
is getting mad freaking money playing the villain.
I think that's what that is.
Daniel hates some of his, hates his policies.
Daniel hates-
Go on.
See, I told you.
No, I honestly don't know much about him,
but every time I see him, I find him annoying.
And I said, I'm assuming, right?
Is that his name, Jake Paul?
Jake Paul.
And then I watched the WWE,
the documentary about, what's his name?
The founder of WWE.
Vince McMahon.
Yes, I watched the Vince McMahon documentary,
which is great, I recommend it.
And I went, oh, this is what he's doing.
He's playing the heel, horrible jerk, but in boxing.
Yeah.
And he's gonna make a zillion dollars off of it.
He's gonna make more money than Mike Tyson's gonna make it.
Now who's gonna win, Donald?
Are they really gonna fight
or are they gonna hug each other for the whole time?
I think they're gonna fight. I wanna say Mike Tyson's to win, Donald? Are they really going to fight or are they going to hug each other for the whole time? I think they're going to fight.
I want to say Mike Tyson's going to win, but I don't think Jake Paul is one of those smart
guys who puts himself in a situation where he can win, where the chances of him winning
are very high.
Daniel, who do you think is going to win?
Let me finish. I cannot lie.
That boy knows how to fight.
Yeah.
He got good, right?
Don't get it twisted.
Any of y'all out there that says he can't fight y'all are out of your mind.
He will fuck you up.
Is he Mike Tyson tough?
We about to find out.
Daniel, your thoughts.
Tyson is like 60.
Yeah, I think Jake Paul is going to win just because of how things have been going around
here. But I would like to say on the record that I think the Paul brothers are
a blight on the society. Okay. Daniel, do you believe they are heels? Very much so.
Jewel, do you have any thoughts on Tyson Paul? Good luck Tyson, I guess. Okay. All right.
There we go. Straight up. Straight up, man. Like that's what it is, man. Like I'd like
to see him win. All right, next topic.
Donald and I are going down.
I'd like to have him on the podcast.
I'm just scared I'll say some dumb shit,
to be honest with you.
Mike Tyson?
Yeah. Which one?
Mike Tyson.
By the way, I'm not gonna repeat some of the shit he said,
but he's been saying some crazy stuff.
Yeah, he said some really, really nutty stuff.
Yeah, I don't even think I wanna talk about what he said.
No.
Do you, Donald and I are headed back to F1 in Vegas.
We just learned.
We're going.
That'll be fun.
Yes, for T-Mobile.
We're excited.
I'm gonna get Gucci again.
Yeah, you're gonna have to wear some Gucci.
Maybe you'll see Brad Pitt, our friend from a year ago again.
If I see Brad Pitt this time, I'm taking that selfie.
No, don't you take a selfie with Brad Pitt.
You f**ker, I'm taking that selfie.
Last year was the foundation.
I'm taking that selfie.
Last year was the foundation.
We've spent a year in Brad Pitt's mind.
He's had a year's time to think about us.
He's thought about us a lot too.
Yeah, I bet he has.
I bet he's thought about us quite a bit.
I bet he's thought about us a whole too. Yeah, I bet he has. I bet he's thought about us quite a bit. I bet he's thought about us a whole lot more
than any of his projects.
I'll go out on a limb and say,
this is one of his favorite podcasts.
You heard it here.
Brad Pitt loves the fake doctors real friends podcast.
He's a big fan of Joel and Daniel is what I've heard.
We love Brad Pitt.
And then we hope that we see him in F1.
Donald, this time we're gonna play craps
because I'm skilled now.
Yeah, baby.
See, last time we went, we didn't gamble very much.
We went to the F1 festivities all night long
and we gambled for maybe like 20 minutes here.
Yeah.
Now-
Now I'm a craps expert.
Zach has learned how to play that game of craps
and I know he can't wait to get to Vegas
and freaking throw them dice.
I'm ready.
Okay, the other topic I want to talk about was
I finally like a DC something.
I finished Penguin.
It's incredible.
Nice.
That last episode is a doozy.
It's so good.
And there's no spoilers here, Joel.
But Donald, I really, it's a funny position I find myself in because I'm watching a DC thing and yes you to watch it. I've
Began the penguin I find it on the feral. I find it a little slow
But I feel like it is slow. I feel like at the end there's going to be some sort of payoff
Hopefully the Batman the acting is very good. I will say that Colin Farrell, I just think he's such a fine actor.
Under like three and a half hours worth of prosthetics. Daily.
Daily. That's how long it takes to get it on. And by the way, shout out to the prosthetics team.
It is flawless. You just can't see anything. It's so well done.
Yeah, it doesn't even look like him,
even in the freaking pictures in the light.
I know, he looks like Tony Soprano.
He looks scarier than Tony Soprano.
Tony Soprano had, you know, he was a big guy,
but he had a nice face.
The penguin's face is like, oh my God, I don't want...
If I ran into him in an alley, I'd be like, fuck dude.
It's also just really impressive how they do. The production design, how they do Gotham, is like, oh my God, I don't want, if I ran into him in an alley, I'd be like, fuck dude.
You're the guy that's gonna kill me right now.
The production design, how they do Gotham,
I ended up searching where they shoot it
and they shot a lot of it in New York City
and it just looks really good.
It doesn't look cheap.
It looks really well-made.
You know, I always thought Chicago was Gotham
and Metropolis was New York. But you know.
I think Gotham is New York.
I think Gotham is Chicago, bro.
Gotham, Chicago and Christopher Nolan's film, he used that as the basis.
And there's a lot of Art Deco stuff, which is often used, but there's also Art Deco stuff
in New York.
The way I've heard described is that Metropolis is supposed to be New York and Gotham is New Jersey.
That's controversial. That's what I've heard. I disagree with that. I like that.
But Zach loves that. Thank you. Zach loves that. And then we're star city.
There's not a lot of New Jersey in Penguin, but great acting. The woman, her name is what, Joelle?
Krista Maloti.
I think, let me double check really quick.
Krista Maloti?
I haven't seen her before.
Oh, you're talking about Krista.
I haven't seen her in much either,
but she's for some reason all in my algorithm right now.
I know why she's on your algorithm,
because you're clicking on her.
I keep clicking on it.
Every time she pops up, I'm like, who is this?
Yeah, you are.
Who is this?
She's the mom how I met your mother. That's where she's from. I think where, who is this? Who is this? Yeah, you are fantastic. She's the mom in How I Met Your Mother.
That's where she's from.
I think where a lot of people first maybe ran into her,
but she's sensational.
She was in the Andy Samberg movie that was popular,
right, in Palm Springs, that one?
Oh, that was her.
That's her, right?
I love Palm Springs.
But I don't think I've ever seen her
outside of that movie.
Anyway, she's wonderful. She's about to be the big star of...
Well, yeah.
She's going to have a huge part in the Batman.
Oh, really?
And she's going to have a...
I mean, come on, bro.
Is that character...
Sorry for not knowing this.
Is that character known in the comics?
Yes.
Yeah.
You know, she's a crazy person in the comics, too.
Well, she is in the show.
Yeah, winds up getting powers also. Doesn't she wind up getting person in the comics too. Well, she is in the show. Yeah, winds up getting powers also.
Doesn't she wind up getting powers in the comics?
She's a serial killer in the comics.
Yeah.
Along with her brother.
You're using a very NPR voice today.
Can you switch it to fake doctors, Phil Friend?
Okay.
She's a...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
So, well, we're bringing all this energy
and you're like, she's a serial killer in the
news today.
I'm coming in with the fact checks.
In lower Manhattan, there's a little traffic jam at the Holland Tunnel.
It's about 30 minutes of television.
I've been at EP meetings all morning.
What was the news network?
1010 Winds.
Do you remember 1010 Winds?
Yeah, 1010 Winds.
My father listened to that shit every morning.
Oh my God.
You give us 22 minutes.
We'll be there.
You give us 22 minutes.
We'll be there.
We'll be there.
We'll be there.
We'll be there.
We'll be there. We'll be there. We'll 1010 wins. My father listened to that shit every morning.
Oh my God. You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world.
That's some East Coast shit right there. That's Tri-State area.
1010 wins. You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world.
We'll give you the world. We'll give you the world. I remember that.
Yeah, Donald. That's fucking... That's Jersey Manhattan.
That's fucking, that's Jersey Manhattan. Wait, okay, so she's really good.
And also the young Hispanic kid is fantastic.
And I'd never seen him before.
He's wonderful.
He's also in, Donald, I don't know if you saw the Runaways,
Renzi Feliz is his name.
He was also in the Runaways, but he's sensational.
I got to interview him for x-ray vision.
And he's so adorable and very sweet and how old is he? He's fantastic. Gosh, he's got to be like in his early 20s. I think early 20s. 27.
Who's he playing on the show? He plays sort of a penguin sidekick.
This sort of his his right hand man. Yeah, man.
And he's wonderful. He's a really good actor.
I mean, you know, does the dude ever pull out the umbrella and fly with the shit or shoot
guns from the umbrella?
Like, does this happen in The Penguin?
Do you want a costume reveal?
Too well, no spoilers.
That's not a spoiler!
There's some costume reveal elements at some point in the show.
You get a sense that with the costume reveal elements that that kind of stuff could be
coming season two.
And Colin Farrell said he's open to season two.
There's gotta be season two.
I'm sure it's a big ass hit.
I mean, look, if they make a villains, a Legion of Doom type television show where the or Gotham's baddest where the Joker, the Penguin freaking
poison Ivy Catwoman Falcone sister where they make all these cats in this in a television
show that's good.
I'm fucking watching.
I will absolutely well, I think you like this.
They can figure out a way to make Mr. Freeze happen in this universe.
I'm fucking watching,
bro, because that's something that's really cool.
This Batman is so grounded, it's a little too grounded for me.
But that's just me.
It is sort of like a mob show.
That's what it feels like.
There's not a lot of supernatural elements.
And I know you like supernatural elements.
I like fantasy.
I like that.
No one flies. I like fantasy. I like that. No one flies, okay?
Right, and this is the world where a Superman
does exist though, right?
Right, but this is all about the sort of...
Okay, so okay.
We don't know, because the read verse
hasn't touched what Gunn is doing.
So Gunn is releasing a Superman,
but I don't think it's gonna be overlap
for these universes.
I think they're gonna keep them separate.
So I don't know if we'll see a Superman flying around Gotham. So the closest thing that we'll ever see to
Batman versus Superman is the Batman versus Superman movie that... At least for now.
Okay, Wicked coming out. I've got a seat. I don't know if you want to come with me on Thursday,
Donald. How did you get this seat? How did you get set to?
Well, my friend Amanda Klutz reached out to me and said, would you like to come see it
with Elvis and I? And I thought to myself, Donald's never actually going to go to the
theater. Yes, Amanda.
Are you fucking on crack? I want to go.
Well, you can join us. We're going Thursday at three.
I got kids.
A week from today.
I got kids that get out of school at three.
Well, take them shits out early.
They want to see this shit bad.
I know my daughter does.
My son's like,
I'm gonna see.
But my daughter's like, I can't wait.
I'm gonna see Wicked and Gladiator 2.
Whoop, whoop.
Are you gonna see the double feature?
Did you hear Denzel came out and said
that they cut his gay kiss from Gladiator 2?
Why are we being robbed?
It's cruel.
Look.
It's cruel is what it is.
Give the gays what it is.
Denzel called everybody out.
Denzel said, he goes, I did a full gay kiss with a man and they cut it.
I guess the people weren't ready or something like that, he said.
You know, it's taken his whole career for that to happen.
Have you, are you, Denzel Washington has kissed another man?
I will still be seated.
I will still be seated, Don.
Even though the people aren't ready.
Can you name a movie where Denzel Washington was gay?
No, I was watching Philadelphia the other day though.
He's pretty great in that.
He's amazing in it.
But he plays a very homophobic lawyer in that movie too.
Yeah, but he has a whole change at the end.
Yeah, towards the end.
Spoilers, spoilers. I'm always over 20 years old.
Okay.
Just, I mean, when Tom Hanks has AIDS, you know.
Spoilers.
I know, my bad.
Spoilers.
I think you get that for the trailer.
All right, what else do we want to talk about real quick?
We got one minute before we let Charlotte Lawrence in.
We should probably talk about the climate of sports
right now and how the New York Knicks
are not what they said they were.
They're not what they said they were.
I don't want to talk about that.
I don't want to talk about that.
I got invited to go to the Clippers game on Sunday
and sit courtside.
Should I do that?
Go.
You should definitely do it.
It's like the best stadium in the league.
Absolutely.
They're playing the Utah Jazz.
Have you heard of them?
That's a team.
Get there.
The Utah Jazz.
Whatever team it is.
Dude, you can just be like, I want food.
And somehow the stadium knows that you want food.
Really?
Yeah, man.
They have like controllers next to the seats, right?
Where you can play on the screen if it buzzes. I'm going to have man. They have like controllers next to the seats, right?
Where you can play on the screen if it buzzes.
I'm gonna have to stay interested and really focus
because I might be on camera.
The stadium is the reason to go.
This might be the number one, yeah,
that might be the number one reason to go
is the stadium, though.
This is something that-
Looks nuts.
And nobody's experienced anything like this before.
It has cameras everywhere.
All right.
You are identified as soon as you walk in.
You don't have to go to a freaking.
Oh, I think it's downtown.
It's downtown.
Yeah, it's near the, yeah, it's near the forum.
All right, we don't have a lot of time.
Well, go ahead.
So I'm gonna go.
You convinced me.
I'm gonna text back the person who texted me
and said, yes, I'm in.
Do that.
Because my whole podcast posse wants me to go.
Mr. Balmer, I will be there.
Do you want to go,
should we watch Jake Paul and Tyson together
tomorrow night, Donald?
I'm down to watch that.
I mean, I know I'll have to come to you,
because of reasons.
You can hang out in this room with me.
Really?
We can sit on this big blue-
I think it might be fun to watch with you.
Yeah, it's going to be a fight. Yeah, it's gonna be a fight.
Okay, we'll have to see what happens with...
You know, it would be amazing
if Mike Tyson of old shows up.
That would be amazing, but this dude is 60 years old.
Yeah, he's old.
That's old.
That's slow.
His brain can't be that good after all that punching.
And Jake Paul is early 30s I hope they do like like like they break
it up and all of a sudden mr. T comes out I would love that mr. T or clubber
Lang we should get mr. T on the podcast I Oh, that'd be the best day ever. I'd love to ask him about the A-Team. I'll ask. Yeah, please. Hell yeah.
The A-Team, freaking Rocky III.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nancy Reagan.
Mr. T the cartoon.
The time Arnold Jackson jumped dressed up as him.
The cereal?
Mr. T cereal.
I just want him to say, I pity the fool.
Yeah.
You know, you talked about Mr. T on one of your first talk shows, actually.
You talked about how you and I met Mr. T
and how I was mad because you were calling him T.
And I was like, yo, respect his ass and call him Mr. T.
We met some crazy people.
Actually, one year ago, we hung out with Flavor Flav at F1.
Yeah, we did.
Flav?
Flav was at F1?
Flavor Flav.
But that's what we did when we saw him.
Flavor Flav!
He was very happy about it.
He was geeked to meet us.
Yeah, he was very happy about it.
He was the geeked level to meet us that we wanted Brad Pitt to be.
Yes.
Brad Pitt did not bring the Flavor Flav be. Yes. There you go. There you go. Brad Pitt did not bring the flavor of flavor energy.
No, he did not.
Brad Pitt brought the Joelle
at the beginning of the podcast energy.
Hey, it's very nice to meet you guys.
It's nice to meet you guys.
I'm a big fan of your work.
Brad Pitt, don't buy this.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I had this scan that I think you should get, Donald,
and I don't mean to give them a shout out
because we're not advertising them.
Although, Joelle, you should get them as our advertiser.
You got a full body scan.
It's called Pranuvo and it's a full body scan
just to see if anything's cooking in your body.
And I know that you're a hypochondriac.
Actually, I'm on my way.
The reason why I have a heart out
is because I'm going to get my heart checked.
Okay, well, I know this is really good for hypochondriacs because they're going to scan
every nook and cranny from your scalp down through your bowel to your big toe.
And you sit in there for an hour and they ask you what you want to watch on Netflix.
And see, the thing that scares me is to find something cooking and having to change my life
But it's I feel like it wouldn't you rather know something's cooking now instead of later
Absolutely when it's well you get this for a port and they told me like look it could be up to two weeks
So I'm like, okay
Well, whatever I'm just not gonna think about it about two days later
I got a text from my doctor's office. The doctor would like to speak to you about your scan
Yeah, you told us that. I told you that?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm repeating a story.
But anyway, I freaked out for about 25 minutes
until he told me like,
no, I just wanted to go over with you, you're fine.
But then you get this big packet
and it's just really cool.
You go through it and it notices anything.
I fell on my shoulder years ago,
it noticed like degeneration in my shoulder socket.
Like it's that specific.
Wow. But you know that specific. Wow.
But you know that you don't have any little,
any little-
Or you know that you do.
Or that you know that you do, but you know early.
Mm-hmm.
I just thought you and Casey should get that shit.
I'm going to get my heart checked today, bro.
Well, ask your doctor about getting a full body scan.
Cause I'm your doctor.
By the way, did you see the fucking NBC medical comedy show
that is, that's like a, it's like a scrubs.
It's another, it's like a new scrubs.
I guess, I guess NBC doesn't want the scrubs reboot.
Well, they don't get the scrubs reboot.
ABC is going to get the scrubs reboot
if and when it happens.
So they're trying to combat the fact that
Did you guys see the trailer for that?
It's pretty funny that it's,
I don't mean to say the show is funny. It's pretty funny that it's I don't mean to say
The show is funny. It's pretty funny
It's sort of like someone was like what if the office and scrubs were one show and there's like a Turk
What's his name plays you?
David Alan Greer plays Turk. There's definitely a JD, but he's a
Nurse he has my hair. He you see the nurse? He has my hair.
He even has the hair.
Dude, on the audition, they were like,
they must've said like, let's just be honest.
It's JD.
It's a Zach Braff type.
It's a Zach Braff when he was young JD type.
The twist is he's a nurse.
But he's got bed head and he's in over his head.
Don't worry.
He's gonna be in over his head.
What's it called?
St. Denis?
St. Denis Medical.
Yeah, it'd be St. Denis.
Did anybody watch it?
I don't think it's out yet,
but I just saw the trailer.
It is out.
It came on yesterday or something like that, didn't it?
Is it out, Joel?
I think it came on yesterday.
Well, audience, you gotta watch that,
because, I mean, you don't have to watch the show,
but you have to watch it
and see David Angrier being Donald.
Don't be sending them to watch St. Denise.
I know.
Don't watch it now, Daniel.
Oh, you're saying don't send our audience to watch it?
Hell no, man.
This is a scrub podcast.
I'm not worried about them watching it.
That's like sending them to watch Grey's Anatomy or ER.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm not worried about it.
I wish everyone luck and I'm sure
I hope it's a smash hit. I just thought it was funny that.
It definitely looks like, it definitely has a color tone of scrubs.
No, but they're doing like that office interview shtick where like they talk to the camera.
It's like, I mean, it's the, it's like, it's as though they're doing a documentary about
this hospital. So they sort of combine the office with scrubs.
Yeah. I mean, they clearly went to- What was Modern Family? Modern Family is the same thing, right? they're doing a documentary about this hospital. So they sort of combine the office with scrubs.
Yeah.
What was modern family?
Modern family is the same thing, right?
They clearly went to someone who was like,
make a scrubs meets the office show.
Yeah.
By the way, I was talking to crazy Sarah Chalk today.
And I told you how she does this thing,
I told you how she does this thing where she whispers, right?
Anytime she's loud, she's loud and silly and Sarah.
Until it gets serious.
And then anytime that turns serious, she whispers
and she's on the phone with me, right?
And it's not like anyone's in her house eavesdropping
or even if they were, they'd give a fuck.
But she's like, laugh, laugh, laugh, funny story,
funny story, okay, I have a business question for you.
So do you think, I'm like, why are you whispering?
Why are you whispering on the phone?
Who, who are you worried is going to hear?
She does it all the time. You're in a room with her and she's like being silly,
like doing characters and she's like, did you guys hear about Cindy?
being silly, like doing characters. And she's like, did you guys hear about Cindy?
Oh yeah.
Kasey just said this shit.
Kasey just said this shit to me like the other day.
She was like, Sarah, I love her.
I love her to death.
When she gets serious, she gets real quiet.
Yeah, and you can't hear.
You can't hear.
So, it was the other day.
That's why, and I think that's why all of the Gudge stories,
all of the crazy shit that happened,
were always like,
you're never gonna believe what happened to me.
It was me, I was on Gudge.
But I see you're doing,
we were hanging out in Montauk,
and we're like in a room full of people,
everyone's laughing, everyone's talking,
everyone's drinking, everyone's being social.
And then all of a sudden you see Sarah
turn to the person next to her,
she's like, do you know about my father?
Yes, Dan, Charlotte's here.. Alright, invite Charlotte Lawrence in. He's got stories that we all should know. So gather round to hear our,
gather round to hear our,
Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Dono.
Yay.
Charlotte Lawrence.
Hey.
Charlotte Lawrence.
There she is.
Wait. I miss you. Charlotte, this is Joelle and Danil.
Have you ever met them?
You probably have.
Yes, yes.
I do well and Dan.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi, Charlotte.
Charlotte.
Love you.
Finally, we have you on the podcast.
Oh my God.
Should I cry?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Go to tears now.
Wait, do you have earphones in, Charlotte?
No.
Is that going to be a problem? do you have earphones in, Charlotte? No.
Is that going to be a problem?
Do you have headphones that we can grab?
Charlotte, I've been in your house and there's a lot of musical gear.
There's a lot of headphones.
I'm looking everywhere.
In the meantime, what's up, you guys?
Do you want to come over for a sauna after this?
See?
I'm getting my heart checked today. After I get my heart checked, I'm down to jump in a sauna.
I hear it's not necessarily good if you've got a bad heart.
That's not true.
Sauna is amazing for you.
I think it's good for your heart.
The cold plunge I'm in.
No, I don't know, man.
I don't know, man.
By the way, Casey told me you were thinking
about getting a cold plunge without a sauna.
You don't wanna do that.
I wasn't thinking, she was thinking of that.
Well, you're not going to want to get in the cold water without getting heated up.
And I hate cold water.
I agree. You don't want a cold plunge without the sauna.
I found headphones without a dongle.
Do they work?
They don't have a dongle. One second.
What's a dongle?
What's a dongle?
She has a more contemporary.
The thing that like attaches to your tie.
Charlotte, my opening to introduce you was to talk about how impressed I am with how
you have all your shit together, but I think I'm going to change it.
I do have my shit together.
I didn't know that we needed headphones.
I'm like, we really don't have headphones here.
Oh my Lord.
Yeah, wait.
Talk about how I have my shit together all right um so charlotte
really has her shit together yeah i've known this young lady since she was born look i just found a
rolling stones butt plug oh my god that that is a lot of information keeping that in the video
yes that is not hers why would there be a rolling stone is not hers. Why would there be a Rolling Stones butt plug in her house?
Whose would it be, Donald?
But I can't find AirPods.
I would check in a different drawer maybe.
Donald, I was realizing before Charlotte came on and ruined the show that we've met,
I met Charlotte the same day I met you.
Yeah, we met, no, well, we didn't meet her though.
Yeah, I think she was being carried around at some point.
She was sleeping.
She didn't sleep the whole time.
I feel like there was-
I know, because we woke her up with the laughter.
Right, but I'm telling you-
I did, and then Christy yelled at you guys.
That I met Charlotte the same day I met you.
I'll agree with that.
Our friendship has lasted the exact amount of time that I've known Charlotte Lawrence.
That we've known Charlotte Lawrence.
I was thinking today about Charlotte and how things could have really gone awry with you.
And you know, you grew up in this very successful family in Hollywood and you could have really gone awry with you. And you grew up in this very successful family
in Hollywood and you could have really become a disaster.
And it's amazing how many amazing things
are happening in your life right now.
And I'm very proud of you as your pseudo uncle.
I love you, that's so sweet.
Donald and I have known you since you were born.
We met the very day that we met, you were a baby.
And it's just so crazy to look at you
and know that we've known you your entire life.
And all of the things that are,
all of the good things that are happening in your life also,
that's what's really amazing.
Thanks, Donald, thanks, Zach.
But no, but Zach, he said it in the thing,
you could have went the wrong way. Right, and for it in the thing. You could have went the wrong way.
Right.
And for a moment, I thought she was going to go the wrong way.
No, never.
No, no, she was partying like all kids party.
But she was sort of sneaking out of the house at 16 and going to the club.
Yeah, but I got it out of my system so that now in my 20s, I can focus on work and being
a grown up and responsible.
Yeah, well, I'll never forget when Evan Ross,
who is your cousin or brother now.
My uncle in a weird way.
Yeah, he says to me, yo, I was out the other night
at a club and Charlotte was there.
And I was like, what?
He's like, yeah, I got, yeah.
I was like, no. And then she was like 16. She was like 16. She was like, please? He's like, yeah, I got, yeah. I was like, no.
And she was like 16.
She was like 16.
Please don't tell my parents.
Please don't tell my parents.
He was like, uh.
I used to be like, dude, you gotta tell her to go home, bro.
He's like, she's a freaking, I can't tell her to go home.
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For those of you who are confused at all, Charlotte Lawrence is the child of Bill Lawrence
and Krista Miller.
And her career is just on fuego right now.
That's why she's joining us.
She's not joining us because she's the child of those two.
She's joining us because her career is on fire.
She is the star with Vince Vaughn of Bad Monkey on Apple TV.
And Charlotte, I didn't know what to expect.
I gotta be honest, I was like,
I knew that Bill wouldn't have cast you if you were horrible
because he wouldn't sabotage his own show,
but you were really fantastic on the show.
Thank you. You genuinely were.
Thank you, so were you.
You were fantastic.
I remember, you'll laugh at this,
there's a whole thing of how I even got the role
to begin with and obviously it came down to
I'm very blessed, I'm very lucky,
and my father is running the show, running the ship,
so I understand that.
But I definitely, it was very fun
because I snuck in a self tape without his knowledge
and I was just like, please just just like put it in like the top 20
and like just give it to the casting director,
but tell him it's like important to watch.
Like make them watch it.
Don't want to get lost, but like just slip it in.
And I got a call from my dad like two weeks later
in the writers' room just going, what the fuck?
Like, what? Like what? Why didn't you tell me about this?
Like, oh, I'm so embarrassed, bye-bye.
And I was like, ha-ha-ha-ha. Like, are you going to give me the part now?
Anyways, he did.
And it was a really crazy process to get it.
He was like, okay, well, first of all, do you really actually want to do this?
And I was like, yes, I really, really, really want to do this.
He was like, no, no, no, like, hilarious.
We're not playing games here.
Do you actually really want to do this?
Because if you say yes, this has to be your only priority for the next two years. It has to be the only thing that matters,
and you have to work harder than everybody else on set." And I was like, okay, yes, I promise.
I will immediately get into classes. I'll work with a coach. I'll be more prepared than anybody.
I will make it my only priority. He was like, okay, number two, we have to prove you to Apple
because you're my daughter. They're going to think I'm just hiring you because you're my daughter.
You have to do a hundred tapes for Apple to prove to them that you're my daughter they're gonna think I'm just hiring you because you're my daughter you have to do a
Hundred tapes for Apple to like prove to them that you can actually do it I was okay. I'm in we did a million frickin tapes of every emotion and every scene and blah blah blah and they were like, okay
We okay her and then thirdly he was like and here's the thing
This is my TV show and I'm not about to ruin my TV show. If we finish filming and I look at your scenes and you're bad,
I'm cutting you out and you're not going to be in the show.
And I was like, okay.
And he was like, I'm serious.
I'm not going to ruin my show for you.
Work really hard, try really hard, but know right now,
have your expectations managed,
because if you're not good, you're out.
And I was like, okay, thank you.
And it put this level of drive and challenge in me that I was like,
oh my God, I need to kill this. And it's all I want more than anything in the world.
And on top of that, it was so much fun and exciting. And I got to work with the best people,
Zach being one of them. But yeah, it was a really fun, crazy experience. And I really think it
instilled like such a, I mean, I've had this like work ethic since I've been a kid.
I love to work. I love everything about it, especially like in this industry.
I just love performing and all the things. But it was so...
It was really crazy. It was scary in a really fun way because I was like,
if I don't succeed at this, it's not... I'll be cut out of it.
Like there wasn't any sort of middle ground.
And he does cut people out. I've seen it happen.
I was about to say, that's not a lie.
Well, and on that show, I don't know if this is out in the open, but I'll break it here.
People were replaced and recast. And so he meant it. He wasn't fucking around because
that was a big show.
He was like, you are not ruining my show. He also has loved Carl Hyasin since he's been a kid and has been like a desperate girl
with Carl Hyasin being like, please, please, please, please let me make it into a show.
Please let me buy your rights.
Please.
Like for 20 years has, or I don't know how fucking long, 10 years, has been obsessed
with him begging.
So he was like, this is my one chance to make this show good.
Like you are not going to come around and ruin it.
My my my two cents on the Neppo baby thing.
And I and I saw you on the Haley Bieber's podcast once,
and I thought you spoke really eloquently on it.
And I think that's hard because there's a burden on you to be like,
why do you deserve this?
But I really feel like when two super talented people
make a child, there are very increased odds
that the child is going to have talent.
And there's so many of these young people,
I was thinking of this before you came on,
I was thinking about how amazing Maya Hawke is
and how amazing Maude Apatow is.
And, you know, obviously all of the examples
throughout history.
Denzel's son.
Yes, but I'm just saying,
we could go on naming example after example.
Those were just the two that came to my mind this morning.
But I was like, there's so,
the odds of like two beautiful,
talented people making a talented child
do increase that the child is gonna have that ability.
Right, Donald?
I agree.
I don't think there's anything wrong with nepotism.
I think that's fine.
I think, you know, if I build a company,
if I build a brand and I wanna pass it on to my youth,
to my kids, or if I wanna pass it on to somebody
who I raise, I don't think I should be faulted for that.
And if the person is eager and
willing to take over. But they also have to be good.
Yeah, no doubt. Absolutely. But at the end of the day, who is anybody? It's everywhere. So to
complain about it is ridiculous. It's everywhere. It's in politics. It's in freaking sports. It's
in acting. It's in business. I just, I really believe that people have the right to be angry when somebody doesn't
acknowledge that they have these opportunities and one-ups that 99% of the world don't.
I understand that, like when people get angry at nepotism kids that don't acknowledge their
nepotism and are just like, no, I just got this
job because I just got this job. And like, what are you talking about? I did it all myself and
it's only me who got here. Like that, I understand that because it aggravates me as well. I think the
whole thing about nepotism is you guys are right. Like I was born into this industry. I was born
with genetic passions for it per se. And I was also born into a world of like actors and musicians and just creativity around me.
And I came out of the womb singing and I wanted to perform.
And it was just my love from when I was really young.
But as I grew older, I very quickly understood that I had so many opportunities and one ups
that 99% of the world didn't have.
Like, I was able to go into these rooms
with these musicians or these actors or directors
or writers, whoever it may be,
and no one else would have been able to be in those rooms
at the age that I was in.
And I feel so blessed that I had these advantages,
but my opinion has always been,
if I'm so passionate about it and I love it so much
and I'm willing to really work my ass off at my passions, at these things,
it would be dumb of me to not take advantage of the advantages given to me.
Absolutely.
And most importantly, you have the talent.
Thank you.
And I want to segue to music because one of your songs, Charlotte, for those of you who
don't know, is also an incredibly talented singer.
Thanks, honey.
And one of your songs that I like the most,
I just wanna give the audience a little sample of now
because this is one of my favorite bops.
Zach also, you guys, wait, before he even plays it,
side note, secret note, his favorite type of music is like,
girl pop. Girl pop.
He's like, almost like sad girl pop.
Oh, yeah. I love a sad girl pop.
Every time I get into his car, it's like Lizzie McAlpine or Sabrina Carpenter
or Chappell Rhone is blasting. I'm like, you get it.
There's times when people get in my car and I'm embarrassed to be like, wait, don't look
at my recent plate.
Be proud.
Or the one Julian Casablanca's Daft Punk song that we're obsessed with. So kiss me like I'm heroin, say you need me,
make me feel alive again.
Oh, I don't ever wanna know how it ends.
Oh, I don't ever wanna know how it ends. So that's a little bit of How It Ends by Charlotte Lawrence. Check out her music. It's so good.
Now Charlotte, you opened up for Madison Beer. Donald, do you know who that is? I knew her
just as a very, she's a very beautiful model, but she's got a huge-
She's one of the most beautiful people you've ever seen in your entire life.
Didn't we run into her at the People's Choice Awards that day, and we were talking about
Charlotte being on tour with her?
Was that who we ran into?
I don't remember.
I just know that I knew that she was a beautiful person model, and then Charlotte told me that
she also has this enormous.
Massive music career.
Music career. So talented.
She just got nominated for a Grammy.
Joelle knows her.
She's got nominated for Joelle.
It's my jam.
I listen to it on repeat.
Home to another one.
It's so good.
All the time, all the time on my repeat.
It's such an earworm. It's amazing.
No, she's Zachy.
I'll send you some songs of hers that you would love.
Me knowing your style is like sad girl pop. I'll send you some songs of hers that you would love, me knowing your style is like,
Sad Girl Pop, I'll send you a good playlist of hers.
But she just got... She had a song this year called
Make You Mine, which is a huge dance song,
and just got nominated for, like, pop dance record,
dance, best dance record or something.
She is so wonderful. She's also so lovely.
And it's so rare to get to go on tour
with, like, one of your best friends. She's not just like, oh, she's my best to go on tour with like one of your best friends.
She's not just like, oh, she's my bestie.
Like she's one of my best friends, like my closest friends.
So what was touring like?
What was your experience like going on a massive tour like that?
It was so much fun. It was so.
Oh, it was so surreal because the whole crew that we were with, like my band and her band
and everybody, all the audio people and
lighting people and just everyone that like made this tour work. They were so fun and
cool and insane. We were just like, it was just like a two month long party. Honestly,
we had the best time ever. We were just like little kids again at sleepaway camp, just
dancing and singing and laughing and drinking and just had the best time. And then to get
to go on stage before one of my best friends whose music I love in front
of all these young girls with just eyes wide open, eager to love and listen.
It was so special and it was so cool also by the end of the tour that her fans would
catch on to little moments of mine.
I played a song called Somewhere that's unreleased, but at the end of it, I would
always scream into the microphone and crazy play guitar and have a big ending.
And at the end of the tour, everyone was like screaming along.
Like they had like caught on to it.
That's amazing.
Awesome.
So cool.
I saw you, I got to see, I went with her parents to see her at Radio City Musical, which was
just insane.
That was insane.
I just felt so proud of you to watch you playing the Radio City Musical, which was just crazy.
That was surreal.
We didn't stay for Madison, no offense to Madison,
but we wanted to go on and celebrate with you.
We wanted to go celebrate with you,
but I'm sure Madison was amazing.
Joelle would have been in the front row.
She's incredible.
She was magnificent.
There's one funny little story about Radio City Musical.
As you know, Zachy, I have a very beautiful relationship with my grandparents. And I'm
talking in this story specifically about my dad's parents. And they're getting older and my dad's
dad is struggling a little bit. And it's just been hard on my dad and on the family. It's just so important when we get to see him and love him and spend time with him.
They flew out to New York to see me at Radio City Musical.
I had this song called Body Bag in the middle of my set,
which is one of my most devastating songs, I would say,
at least to me specifically.
It's so personal and it's hard for me to play still without getting emotional, tearing up, and I have to bite my tongue, close my eyes, and just be like,
I'm performing, stop, don't be a bitch, just fucking sing the song.
And it became a thing on this tour that every time I would play it,
because it's just me on the piano alone, everyone would do flashlights.
And Radio City Musical is huge, and it goes all the way up, and
I'm playing body bag and
I look out into the crowd and it looks like a sky full of stars and it's immediately like
a dagger to the heart and it's so special and I feel so happy and I'm singing.
And I look in the crowd, my eyes are scanning the crowd and all I see is a million stars
and then my grandparents can't figure out how to do the flashlight. It's on their face.
So it's a sky full of stars.
And just my grandfather's face in the middle of the crowd.
He was lighting his own face up.
It'll make me tear up now thinking about it.
I couldn't finish it.
It was so precious.
It was like, I don't even it was like a movie that it's like the one spotlight on like grandpa.
And it was really special.
I'm so happy that I could be there.
We gotta tell Donald and the audience
the funniest story ever,
which was the time that Olivia Rodrigo and you
were thrown out of Johnny C. McKinley's house.
Yeah, yeah.
How did this happen?
First of all, John C. McKinley is a G for this,
first of all.
He's hilarious.
It's one of the funniest fucking things I can remember.
I was in the bathtub last night thinking about anecdotes
for the podcast today and I just started belly laughing,
thinking about the time Johnny C. evicted Olivia
when we go to his house.
Wait, let's tell a story. I will precursor it andicted Olivia. Let me tell the story.
I will precursor it and Zachy you can take the lead.
But I was, I was.
First of all, let me just say, let me just say before you begin that this is before Olivia's
album came out.
I knew that she was a singer.
No, no, no.
Her first album came out.
Not guts, not guts.
Not guts, but like the whole first album.
Okay, that one, that one. She Not Guts, but like the whole first album, the whole Drivers License like-
Okay, that one, that one, that one.
She was already the biggest artist in the world.
Okay, but I knew her,
okay, let me just say from my point of view,
I knew of her Drivers License song,
but I didn't, I love Guts.
You were just joking about how I love, you know,
girly sad pop, I love that whole album.
I know you do.
So she hadn't registered, she hadn't registered to me.
I just knew-
You hadn't heard of Betrayer yet?
Yeah, come on.
Bro, I'm just saying when she came over to the-
Trader.
Trader.
She has a million hits on that first album.
All I'm saying is when she came over to the house,
I knew she was a famous singer,
but I didn't quite really fully understand how big.
All right, go ahead, Charlie.
And her impact, especially on young women already
at this time was like...
My daughter, my daughter has a dance that she does
to Trader, you're still a Trader, all of that shit.
All right, go on, Charlie.
She's magnificent.
Olivia's also like deserves every ounce of her fame.
She's the nicest.
She's the most talented, nicest ever.
She's so, she seemed, the time we spent with her, she was, couldn't have been nicer.
She's so lovely.
But anyways, I am, we were living in Malibu for the summer, my family and my family, meaning
also Zach, we did not allow him to leave for the entire three months that we were staying
there.
Yeah.
And I asked Olivia to come hang out and I hadn't seen her in a while.
I think she was like on tour or something.
She just got back to LA.
Olivia came out to Malibu for a night.
We were having such a sweet night and just being cozy and talking and sitting by the
fire.
I remember earlier, my parents and Zach were like, we're going to Johnny C's house, which
was next door to our house, like a walkable distance for dinner, but you're
not allowed because there's no kids allowed, even though I'm 24.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah.
Johnny clarified that he's Johnny clarified this is his birthday dinner and he was going
to have barbecue.
And he kept saying over and over again, no kids.
And when he says kids, he includes Charlotte as a 24 year old.
She gets lumped in with the younger kids.
No kids. But he was so serious on it. and he was like, it's his birthday dinner only adults
My parents are never like never put down rules with me anymore because I'm 24
They 10 times throughout the day was like don't come to Johnny C's like he'll be really mad
But everybody's scared Johnny C I don't care what Bill and No, but everybody's scared of Johnny C. I don't care what Bill. Nobody wants that scene. I don't care what Bill and Krista say.
Everybody's afraid of Johnny C.
Agreed, and also to the Scrubs fans,
to everybody listening, with slight differences,
Johnny C is his character in Scrubs.
Like he's a hard motherfucker and he's the best
and he's the most lovable person.
He's very lovable, but he is terrifying.
Yeah, I am as scared of him as JD was of Dr. Cox.
Yeah.
I know.
So when he lays down the law, it's my birthday,
it's my barbecue, no kids.
No kids.
Have you also, I'll finish the story,
but on a side note, have you told the story
of the sauna rules yet?
I don't remember, but I have.
Joelle says I have.
Yeah.
So wait, so wait, let me just tell you, you can go back and forth.
So then I'll let you tell your part after I tell this part.
So then we all go over Charlotte and Olivia Rodrigo and Bill's younger kids all stay at
the house.
The adults, meaning me, Krista and Bill, go over to Johnny's.
The people in there, they're over 30 years old.
Right, and we're all there.
Now his kids are there, obviously,
it's his birthday party,
he just didn't want anybody else's kids.
The kids weren't allowed at the table though,
the kids were inside.
That's true, he's got two young teenage girls
and they were inside.
And who else was at the table?
Do you remember Charlotte?
Was there somebody else?
John McEnroe.
Oh, John McEnroe was there.
Oh my God, I can't believe it.
And Patti Smith.
Yeah.
Was Sean Penn there?
No, no, not at this gathering.
So we're all sitting there, we're eating barbecue,
and all of a sudden I see something, I'm like, oh no.
And I see Charlotte and Olivia Rodrigo,
heads jumping up over to look over the driveway fence,
the driveway fence.
And what did you say Charlotte?
I forgot.
We were like, hey, there's no Postmates in Malibu.
Like we're so hungry.
Like with our heads bouncing, I'm like, hey, what's up?
And I'm like, in my heart, Donald, like no joke,
I'm like, oh no, Johnny's not gonna like this at all.
This is not gonna go over well.
He said no gifts.
I think Johnny C out loud was like, fuck.
Yeah, he was like, and so then Johnny C didn't know
what to do because I think Charlotte knew the gate code
and so she just punched it in and the gate starts going.
Yeah, it does.
And I'm like, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no. So then Johnny doesn't know what to say. He has no idea who, he just assumes this is just she just punched it in and the gaze starts going, vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv kids. Yeah. So then Johnny, Johnny goes, look, here's
paper plates, but you can't sit at the grownups table. You
gotta sit over there. No, he didn't even say that. He goes,
make a plate and take it home. We were like, okay.
So then we made a plate and we wanted to eat a little bit and
I was like, please Johnny. So he was like, fine, like go sit
in the corner. So finally, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
Just as he, just as Charlotte and Olivia Rodrigo
fill up their paper plates to go sit in the corner,
Johnny C.'s daughter comes out and her face drops.
Like, holy shit.
What is Olivia Rodrigo doing at our house?
Like high school musical.
Like if, like if, like if-Z walked into your house, Donald.
Yeah, that'd be a moment of what the fuck is going on here.
She was so sweet.
Billy, she almost started crying, I think.
It was so, like, what is going on.
She was shooketh.
Yeah, Billy was shooketh.
And as he's being like,
can I please talk to you and tell you
how much you've affected me? Johnny was like, okay, girls, you gotta get up. At this time, Johnny's like, no, at was like, can I please talk to you and tell you how much you've affected me Johnny was like, okay girls
It's you gotta get up at this time. Johnny's like no at this point
Johnny's like I don't understand what's going on and we're like Johnny's like leave he still kicked us out
You didn't understand it. He was like, I don't know who you are, but you still have to go
He was like, I don't get what's happening, but it's like you guys have... He was like, for some reason, my daughter has lost all ability to talk.
Yeah. He was like, all right, Billy Grace, give her your compliments.
Give her her compliments, but then take your paper plates and go.
I also remember when we were inside, I went, this is just a random little tidbit.
I went to grab, there was like two different things of ribs. One had less, one had a lot.
And I went to grab the one that had less
because they looked a little different.
And he goes, not that one, that one.
I was like, what?
Like he wouldn't let me get like the nice ribs.
He wanted us to have like the shitty leftovers.
He was so bummed about it.
She couldn't have the good ribs.
I couldn't have the good ribs.
So then we left and I remember,
I think we all came back and we played code names, right Charlotte?
We played some games.
Yes, but didn't Billy say something to Johnny C being like,
did you just kick Olivia Rodrigo out of our house?
Yeah, by the way, I just was on Instagram Reels
or one of those things and I saw like her latest concert.
It was like a clip from her concert.
It was huge.
I don't know how big the fucking arena.
She's doing a massive tour right now.
Anyway, it was like this giant crane move,
you know, whatever, that flew back to show,
I don't know, 40,000 people.
And I sent it to Johnny.
I was like, this is the girl you kicked out of your house.
I just saw her show at the Forum.
It was so wonderful.
I think she did like five nights there
or something like that.
And it was a 10 out of 10.
And people, just these girls like die for her.
It was really awesome.
It was so cool to watch.
Yeah, well, she's really good.
I gotta say, I gotta say she's incredible.
She's incredible.
And so lovely.
It's gotta be surreal, Char,
to get that feeling back from the audience.
When you start singing and you know,
it's a vulnerable situation and out of nowhere when they're starting to,
when they start to reciprocate the love and the energy,
it's gotta be surreal, dude.
Yeah, it definitely is.
And I've only experienced it on small scales
compared to her, obviously.
Even in a room though of 200 people,
having them sing your songs back to you
and just love what you created
out of something that was deeply painful for me,
at least I tend to write more about stuff that hurts
and watching these people relate to it
and sing it back to me is such an indescribable feeling
and it's just like pure drugs,
like it's so, and gratitude, it makes me wanna cry. And it's just like pure drugs. Like it's so, and gratitude, it makes me want to cry.
And it's really hard for me.
I feel, I cry the most when I feel like happy, I guess,
or lucky or grateful or like empathetic or whatever
it must be versus like very sad about something.
And I really have to like, I've cried at so many shows.
I really have to bite my tongue to not cry at these shows.
And when I see like Olivia's show and I see these girls just idolizing her and her music and
singing these songs, I turn being so affected by the words that she wrote, the first part
of me feels just so happy for her and so proud of her and almost like a big sister proud
of her because I just have loved her for so long.
And then secondly feels like, oh my God, I want this so badly.
I want to be where she is at the forum and at Mass.
Well, I think you have a chance to have it happen. Let's take a break. We'll be right
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Donald you have to go you have time for one more story
Listen I if I'm late for this shit. I'm not gonna get we gotta go
We've heard one second talk about how much fun we had in Vegas. Yeah, we had a great time dude
I really want to talk about this stuff. I really do I fucking gotta go to
Do you want do you want me to kill myself? I'm going to get my heart checked
Do you have five you have five minutes down or no five minutes, let's go. Okay, Charlie
Can we tell the one about Elton John and?
Okay, Charlotte, can we tell the one about Elton John and
Drink and I don't I mean I'll have like a drink on an occasion or birthday or whatever But I really don't drink and I don't do any sort of drugs except and I quit weed except for mushrooms
I will dabble in an occasional mushroom instead of drinking a little
Five minutes so speed it up.
We got it.
We go to Vegas.
It's me, my dad, my boyfriend, my mom, Zach, and Matt Tarsus and Kay Tarsus.
Matt, who is one of my dad's writing partners and everything.
Writer on Scrubs and collaborating with Bill on the new Steve Carell show.
Go ahead.
And on Bad Monkey, The Whole Shebam.
And I took a shit ton of mushrooms
to go see you two at the Sphere.
As one does.
And it was high off of my rockers, okay?
As one does.
Katsu Charlotte wearing sunglasses in the casino.
At three in the morning.
Wait.
And Andrew gets a FaceTime call from Elton John, who is an avid FaceTimer.
And when I say that, I mean eight times a day FaceTimer.
He's literally the best man of all time and he loves a FaceTime.
And he's obsessed with Andrew.
He's obsessed with Andrew.
And he's obsessed with Andrew.
And me, if I might add, because I love him to death and we're all so besties.
Anyways, he says to Andrew, he was, I want like let me say hi to Charlotte
And I'm sitting there high off of my brain sunglasses on at this pizza place that everyone's eating pizza
and I'm just like I can't eat pizza I can't eat pizza I can't eat pizza like I'm seeing demons and like rainbows and
Andrew gives me the phone and it's Elton John and
Everybody at the table my parents and Matt Tarsz and everyone were like oh's Elton John. And everybody at the table, my parents and Matt Tarsz, and everyone were like, oh, like Elton John is on FaceTime?
Like, this is crazy.
And I just go, hi, my love, love you so, gotta go.
Hang up on him.
And Andrew goes, Charlotte,
like, do you just hang up on Elton John?
Like, what, everyone was like, what the fuck, dude?
Like, that was insane.
I go, I'm too high for Elton right now, I can't do it. I go, can't deal with Elton John right now.
I go, can't deal with Elton John right now.
Those are words that I never thought I'd ever hear.
I'm too high right now.
I know, wait, first of all, the way I heard this story
was that you barked at Andrew,
the funniest sentence known to man.
Babe, I am way too high to FaceTime with Elton John right now.
Yeah.
It was to deal.
I go, babe, I am way too high to deal with Elton John right now.
Look, we had the best time in Vegas.
I want to go back to Vegas again.
We said we were going to make it a quarterly thing.
We're going for F1, Charlotte, if you want to come with us.
I'm in.
That was the most fun I've ever had.
Yeah, bring Andrew.
Bring Andrew.
We're going now.
Randy needs to come.
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And she's so funny.
And we didn't really have time to get into her life.
But I have to say about her, I know the audience,
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She was smoking cigarettes.
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They're never like braggadocio.
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And she's just a really, really sweet person.
And I genuinely believe she's got a lot of talent.
So I'm not just saying that as her pseudo uncle.
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