Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Fake Doctors Classic - 507: My Way Home

Episode Date: June 20, 2023

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678-561-2785 Listen to Beauty Translated Season 3 on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Bye! This is my last time in a closet this week so I'm moving into my

Yeah, I'm moving into an office actually to record yeah it's not fancy it's just me and my wife had organized a room to be our office and so i'll no longer be in the closet oh but it's i feel like everything's changing up because now i'm in new york city and you're gonna come out of your closet i'm i hope we can make the same magic i'm hoping we make the same magic too. I gotta tell you guys something. I got two things to tell you guys. You don't have anything to say to me now that I'm across the country. There's nothing you want to warm up with. You just

want to move on to some story about how your kid hit a goal. First of all, I wasn't going to talk about my kid. You don't hit a goal. Second of all, you don't hit a goal. Well, all, you don't hit a goal. Well, no, you don't. You kick it.

You make it. Yeah, you don't hit it. It's just those things. I got to tell you, man, sometime last week, my best friend got nominated for an Emmy. And it was like, what the refrigerator? I know, I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. Dude! You can't? I can believe it. That episode was amazing. Donald, it was about me. It was about me. It all circled back,

and it was about me. No, I'm really, really, really thrilled. I have to say, usually with those awards things, they wake you up at the crack of dawn because they come out so early. And when I didn't get a call, I was like, oh, darn. I really was excited about it. And then I woke up and I was reading the phone like, oh, no, they don't get announced until 8.30 in the morning.

And so I was like, I'm still in it. No, I was thrilled no i was thrilled i was thrilled i was running around and i got to go to dinner with bill and uh and brett and hannah from the show who were in town for the premiere joelle you went to the premiere did you have fun i had a blast let me tell you apple throws a party i know i saw. It was the first time I drank in like maybe four months. Two hard ciders. And I was like, I'm lit. And I have to slow down. Too much.

But it was fun. And on top of all of that, the show is freaking amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. And I'm just happy to be included. It's just really cool.

And I'm just very thrilled about it. I'm so glad. And I'm just happy to be included. It's just really cool. And I'm just very thrilled about it. I'm excited. You know, win, lose, or draw, you wanted to get nominated really badly, and it happened, dude. And you didn't have to go out and be, like, on the campaign trail. Now you got a campaign, I guess. No, I didn't. Now you got, I guess. Well, I don't know.

What am I doing? I'm in New York City. I mean, I'm going to come out for the awards and go. Maybe you'll be my date. I would totally be your date. You're going to have to carry the back of my dress in my train. I don't mind doing that shit.

Yas, queen. I'm going to wear a train. Okay, yas, queen. Okay, so that was my first news. My first news is my best friend got nominated for an Emmy. It's one of the biggest moments of his life, obviously, because this is something that he's wanted. It's pretty huge, I got to say, because, like, you know, I really want to be a filmmaker.

I mean, I am a filmmaker. You are a filmmaker. I love being a filmmaker more than anything in the world. And to be, you know, I was thinking about this, not to get serious for a split second, but get serious. You know, when I was a little kid, I was depressed a lot and my parents were going through a bad divorce and I was a melancholic child. And I was thinking about how the half hour comedy cheered me up. It it brought me so much joy and you know we joke about all those sitcoms we loved and all the joy we got from all the ones that we constantly reference on here and i just feel just so thrilled to be you know we're talking about scrubs which

obviously did that for a lot of people donald and i hear all the time how the show cheered them up when they were in a dark time and and i don't know and lasso obviously did that for a lot of people. Donald and I hear all the time how the show cheered them up when they were in a dark time. And I don't know. And Lasso obviously did that for a lot of people during the pandemic. So I was just sitting there the other night trying to fall asleep, thinking about how grateful I am to be a part of this community. And so how grateful I am that this thing that really cheered me up when I was sad as a child, we get to be a part of today and hopefully make other people smile. That's well said, first of all. And I'm very, very,

very excited for you and happy for you as well. The whole household was like, holy shit. It was like when you find out somebody did something really freaking cool, a lot of people are like, yeah! We were are like, yeah. We were all like, holy shit.

Yo. He fucking did it. Dude, you said you wanted to get nominated, and you got nominated. Well, I wanted to be in the mix. Everyone was talking about the show, and I was like, I don't know if I'm going to get nominated. Because often it's the pilot of a new show that will get nominated. But interestingly enough, this show broke the record for the most nominations a freshman comedy has ever received.

Amazing. Which is insane for Mr. Bill Lawrence. Bill Lawrence, good for you, brother. I mean, yeah, Bill broke the record. Our buddy who created this podcast. And then... He did not create this podcast! I know, I'm just kidding. But, and then um and so i create this broadcast i know i'm just kidding but um and then and then so i of course was like oh my goodness i'd like to be on the mix you know i

knew a lot of people liked my episode a lot which was the second one biscuits but you know you think like oh is it gonna be the pilot director but it actually ended up being um three of us nominated for the show and um mine was the earliest one, the one, Biscuits, which I'm really proud of. So I truly am happy to be in the mix. I'm honored to be a part of it. I love this community.

I love being a filmmaker and I just, I can't wait to go and have you carry my train. I can't wait to carry your train. I've always said this to you, man. I think you're a phenomenal actor, but as much as you're a great actor, you're an even better director, dude, man.

Thank you. Well, that dovetails into the 100th episode of Scrubs that I directed. It doesn't dovetail yet, because I got another set of news, man. Okay, your kid made a goal. Your kid made a goal. I got sick,

and I thought it was COVID-19, the Delta variant, dude. You thought you got that Delta. Dude, I thought I got that Delta for rizzle for rizzle. And it turns out I inhaled way too much smoke while smoking weed. That's what I'm talking about. That is what I'm talking about. And so now I have, I don't know if it's pneumonia, but I have congestion in my chest and nose.

Okay. Well, thank God it's not the Delta. And you were talking about going on a weed break again. Did that happen? That impromptu weed break like no other. This happened three days ago. And let me tell you something right now. Yeah.

Weed is out the dough again. Out the dough. And let me tell you something right now. Yeah. Weed is out the dough again. Out the dough. As they say, as they say where I'm from, it's out the dough. Yeah. Again. I think that's good. I'm glad you don't have the Delta. I flew.

I went to Atlanta to do a part on this movie with Cole Sprouse. a part on this movie with Cole Sprouse. I got to tell you, Donald, it reminded me of you and me on Scrubs because the script was very funny, but then he was just asking, the director asked me and Cole to riff. And by the way, Cole has, we share Phil Lewis in common

because he was Mr. Mosbley on the show. I don't know the name. We were too old for it, but on True... What was it? Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Zack and Cody. It was a bunch of different versions of it, I think. He was on it a long time, but he

was telling me how much he loves Phil, and I was like, oh my goodness. And he said to me, you probably don't remember this, but on the season finale, the season eight finale of the show when when phil came back and everyone was lining the halls he said me and my brother were such fans and phil brought us to the set do you remember that i don't know i don't i don't remember that but i remember meeting those two when they were a lot younger yeah well when they were kids and

they were and i do remember phil bringing them to set because then I would run into them after and they'd be like, hey, hey. And I would always take a picture with them and send it to my kids like, yo, look who I'm hanging out with. Yeah. Well, anyway, it was really sweet. He's a really, really, really funny and talented person. And anyway, so we're riffing, right? And I haven't laughed this hard since Scrubs, dude. We were just, we were coming, it was like 1.30 in the morning, you know,

the crew is like, everyone's exhausted, and we're just riffing these jokes. Like in this episode with the manatee and stuff and a zillion times with you, where I just cannot get through what we've come up with. And we're both staring at each other like, you know, and you're like, come on. You're slapping your face like you got this

and then we'd be like and i had to say this sentence and i just couldn't i finally turned the director i'm like i don't know if i can say it i don't know if i can say without laughing it was just so funny anyway i love it i love it that's great man it's good having a good you're having a good fucking week right now bro yes by the way berlani texted me and he's like you got an emmy nomination and you're um in film? This is a good week for you. It was. It was a very good week. And I'm so happy to be talking to you guys.

I missed you. And I'm really glad to be talking about episode 100. I can't believe, you know, I wrote down 100. I was like, that means we've made 100 podcasts. I can't believe that. No, we've made more than 100 podcasts. Oh, because we've done the special ones. Yeah, we've done specials. So we're up there like 104, 105, 106, something believe that. No, we've made more than 100 podcasts. Oh, because we've done the special ones. Yeah, we've done specials.

So we're up there like 104, 105, 106, something like that. Well, this is a really, really, I haven't seen it since we made it. This shit has so many jokes in it, it's ridiculous. And I just learned, I missed a lot of stuff, and I looked on Scrubs. You directed this and you missed a lot of stuff, dude. Well, no, I'm saying I missed, I didn't know where a lot of stuff went, and then I went on Scrubs Wiki and said there's an extended 10-minute long version on the DVDs. So if you have the DVDs, you better go watch them because I directed it and I remembered all this cool stuff and really funny stuff.

Rob at the zoo. We shoot them at the zoo. Where is said monkey? Yeah, where is said monkey? That's not in the show. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Hey, before we even get started, before we even get started, we are here to announce

the second live version of the podcast. What is it called? It's called Live Show 2 Live Harder. I like that. Yes. I like that name. I like that name. And guess what?

We're going to be joined by the legendary Johnny C. McGinley. Bam. And we're also going to be joined by another surprise star that's going to blow you out of the water. Bam, bam, bam. Yes. Let me ask you a question, Zach. Yes, sir. When is this glorious date, this extravagant, extravaganza, this wonderful-

September 9th, Donald. Why did you cut me off? It's September 9th. You were just taking tooza. September 9th, Donald. Why did you cut me off? It's September 9th. You were just taking too long. September 9th, everybody. September 9th. It's a Thursday. It'll be 6 p.m. on the West Coast, 9 p.m. on the East Coast.

Everybody else, figure out your own math. But it's called- It will be an extravagant extravaganza. It's called Live Show 2 Live Harder with special guest Johnny C. McGinley and also another surprise guest. Joelle, I believe we'll be watching. It'll be a glorious galleria. Oh, my goodness. I'm going to kill you.

Of gigantuan glory. My Lunch is the episode we'll be watching live. That is correct. And you will see us on Zoom and we will discuss it. You'll see Joelle's beautiful face. You'll see the fact that Daniel still doesn't have a dresser. That is unfortunately true.

You're going to see all this. Daniel, where do you put your clothes? On the floor. No, I have... Don't get him started. This is a plug for our live show, Donald. Donald, are you going to go back in the closet for the live show? No, I think I have to for sound purposes. Yes, I think for sound purposes you are.

All right, everybody. Live show, please tune in. It was a whole lot of fun last time. And this time we're going to have you more fun. And Joelle's going to tell you where you go to buy tickets. All right. Thanks, Zach. If you listened to an earlier version of this, then you heard of a ridiculously long web address to get to the site where you buy your tickets.

But luckily, the cool people over at On Location Live gave me a much better web address. So here's one you won't need a pencil for. You're just going to go to onlocationlive.com slash fakedoctorsrealfriends. Again, it's onlocationlive.com slash fakedoctorsrealfriends. You can get your tickets there now.

We'll see you at the live show. Thanks, guys. Bye. When's that date again? September 9th. Do you remember how Herman Cain used to go 999? Yeah. Well, it's 9-9-2-1. And if you're in New York, it's going to be at 9.

Yeah. 999. 999.. Yeah. 999. 999. 999. 999. 999. 999. 999.

999. Yo, this is for ESPN, y'all. Straight up ESPN, y'all. 999. 999. All right, now you can never forget it. We go in 999. 999.

Let's get into our show. Let's get into our show. Okay, count us in. 7-8! that we all should know. So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Dono. I remembered a lot of things that weren't in this episode, and I don't know the trivia if this, when it aired,

was a bit longer than what's on, where I watch it, iTunes, or wherever you watch it, Hulu. But there was a bunch of stuff missing and uh there were longer scenes like you when you first go meet Mr. Bulger who's my acting professor David Downs who changed my life uh in a lot of ways at Northwestern and I cast him as Mr. Bulger that scene was a lot longer and and and which was the last scene no by the way that seems great that scene is amazing the first scene you're talking about yeah that scene we're gonna get to that

scene in at the end you're so good in that scene but i'm talking about the first scene in the doctor's lounge was longer there was a lot there's a lot that was cut out anyway if you happen to be someone who owns the dvds i read on scrubs wiki that there's on that and i guess it must be the season five dvd there's an extended cut which you should Wiki that there's on that, I guess it must be the season five DVD, there's an extended cut, which you should watch because there's a lot of stuff that's cut out. And this was really special. I was so honored I got to direct it in classic Bill form. He gave me ones that were impossible to make in five days. I don't know how we shot this all in five days, or if we even did, but it has so many classic funny Scrubs moments in it. We got a lot done. There's so

many jokes in it. First of all, opening up the show with Toto. Yeah. Now, this is like right then and there. Dorothy and Toto together. You know what I mean? Cox's number one thing to call you is Dorothy. And here's Toto, right?

And yeah, so this is a set, obviously, and I was just super analyzing this whole episode, because there's so much, and even after I'd spotted a lot of things, there's a zillion things, if you look, again, if you're really curious, we're not going to probably get to them all, but there's so many references on Scrubs Wiki you can look up. There's so many jokes, dude.

There's so many jokes in this episode, there's no way we can get to them all. I need to get past the fact that I missed some of them, like Rob at the zoo going, where is said monkey? They're looking for, what are they looking for? No, no, no. They don't go to the zoo. The kid is in the freaking hallway. And the kid went to the zoo.

Like, I took a kid to the zoo or some shit like that. And Rob comes in and is like, kid, where is said monkey? And the kid's talking about a monkey and another monkey doing something or something like that. And then Rob's like, kid, he grabs the kid, kid. I got one question for you. Where is said monkey? Where is said monkey?

So. Opens the show with Toto. Opens the show with Toto, okay, on the classic old iPod and there's rain hitting the window. And now this is a one-er. The camera's just spinning 360, and then it's speeding up within the sections until it gets to me in the tub. Now, I see this meme all the time. This is like one of the most common memes people have ever sent me with me lying in there going, it was awesome.

And then I go, mango body, buddy. And I eat the mango body. So yeah, JD loves living at Elliot's house. Yes, it's very plush. She has all these slippers and soft things and bathtubs. Everything that he's ever wanted but has never been brave enough to say in front of Turk. Right, or he doesn't have any money.

I mean, we've established that Elliot's parents are rich. They help her out with her house. So if she's got a nicer house than definitely Turk and JD had. I think Turk would enjoy this as much as. Of course. Yeah, absolutely. Yes, as much as JD. So then we get to this.

Wait, hold on, hold on. What the fuck is in the mango body butter? What did you eat? That's a good question. Do you remember? I think it was like probably flavored cream cheese. That's my guess. I remember it was edible and had to look like body butter.

So for some reason, I think it was like, not mango, but cream cheese comes in all different flavors. In all different flavors. By the way, if you hear an incessant ice cream truck, in my apartment in New York, I have had so many elaborate fantasies of doing MacGyver shit to this fucking ice cream truck. Because if you live in New York and it's summer,

you just have to get used to the fact that you will always hear whatever the fuck that you will always hear... Whatever the fuck that song is. That's Pop Goes the Weasel. The ice cream truck song is... This guy's rocking Pop Goes the Weasel. But the ice cream truck song is... Yeah, I think that's in the rotation.

But it's just nonstop. If you live here, you're required to accept that you will hear that fucking song all day long. Yeah. I can hear it right now. Now, I have laid in my bed and thought, okay, here's what I'm going to do. I don't want to hurt the man's business but i am gonna take wire cutters and when he's not looking i'm gonna clip the little pa speaker thing the crazy thing is you live in an area where there aren't a lot of kids running around the only reason why he would need that song on is so that the kids know the

ice cream truck is coming eddie Murphy did a whole freaking section. Dude, he is parked at the corner. This dude's just lazy. All he has to do is open up the door. Open up the door and be like, I got ice cream, y'all. Anybody passing? In any other place, the ice cream truck drives around. You hear it, and your brain goes, do we want ice cream or not?

Right. And then the truck leaves. Right, right. In my neighborhood, he's parked there all fucking day. I'm sorry, bro. And I thought about going to have a chat with him, like how much ice cream would I have to buy right now for you to turn the song off?

For you just to go. For you just to go. I want to reason with him, being like, bro, the song shouldn't be on all day. The song maybe once an hour at the top of the hour. What's up with your battery? Yo, dude, what's his fuel bill like, dude? If he's got that song on all day. The song, maybe once an hour. At the top of the hour. What's up with your battery? Yo, dude, what's his fuel bill like, dude? If he's got that song on all day.

It's off the generator. Dude, dude, at the top of the hour, play the song. Remind everyone you're here. But all day long, I'm going to cut the wires. It's such a culture shock coming from Los Angeles to New York with all the sounds. Well, yeah. I mean, in New York, we all live on top of each other. In L.A., we're a little bit spread out.

All right. So we've spoken about this stunt a zillion times already, but it was the most elaborate stunt we ever did and expensive. It might not look that complicated to you because it's just digging two holes. But like as far as OSHA standards go, you can't just throw a stuntman in a hole you dug in asphalt. You have to like support it because it was deep. So the first hole is deep and had to be – what do you call it? Cemented? Not cemented but shored up. Shored up.

Is that a correct term? Shored up to support something or keep something from falling by placing something under or against it they shored up the roof okay so they shored it up short and it was and they had to get permission from the city i remember randall telling us it was a whole big deal so the way the stunt goes is that the the stuntman it's a one-er again which is just to make it one step harder. The holes are obviously not connected. But the stuntman drives the scooter into the first one. And then the camera pans.

And I'm hiding underwater, holding my breath in the second hole. And then the grips were banging as hard as they could on the asphalt. That was my cue because I could hear it very vaguely underwater. And that's when I popped up. And we only had really, I think we had two scooters because the scooter was obviously instantly ruined. So we only could do it like twice.

And it's hilarious. It really looks great. And we got it. And we fucking got it, dude. Now, what did you say? Where was I? Yeah, when you come up, you say, where was I? But you say to the janitor hey do you know anything about any odd underground canals is that what you say this is a whole riff thing this is exactly what i'm talking about i just did with cole where this is one of those situations

with neil where we were just riffing the stupidest shit and cracking each other up we could barely get through this but yeah i said it was is there some sort of underground canal system? Because I think I saw a manatee. And he goes, straight face, he goes, was his name Julian? And I go, we didn't exchange pleasantries. He goes, that's Julian. So yes,

there is a manatee that lives underneath the hospital in a canal, and he's rude. He's not a friendly manatee. He's not a friendly manatee. He's not a friendly manatee. Oh, I forgot to say, and here comes a biggin' when I drive into the fucking thing. Where was I? So now we go into the ICU.

Wait, wait, the sneaker painting, which gives me red ruby slippers. Right, right. And of course the lines, which is eventually going to give us the yellow brick road. Yellow brick road, my bad. Now there was a whole other little elaborate thing that got cut here with the janitor. But again,

that's on the DVD. And then you're right. We go into payback is a bitch. Payback. Payback is a bitch. Now, how did this is my question is what did you do to Cox? You call,

you would call him in back in the day on his days off to make it so that you, so you wouldn't have to make a decision. You wouldn't have to make a tough decision. So when you're an intern and you're scared and you don't want to make a crucial call, he's saying you called me in so many times for stuff that he shouldn't have called me in on. And I'm so happy that it's now on you, that this is happening to you, that I've literally hired Laverne's church choir. Bullshit. I call bullshit right here.

How do you get a fucking church choir inside a hospital behind a curtain only to reveal it when JD walks into the ICU? Well, you can see him. How did they know that you were coming into the ICU? How did he know when you were coming in to close the curtain and be like, everybody keep it down? Well, I don't know, but you can see them.

It's funny. When you turn around, you can see all their legs beneath the curtain. I didn't see it. I didn't look for it. But, yeah, that was funny. And then they cut it out. There was a version, again, it might be on the DVD, but where I get all into it, I mean, I get a little bit bit of the spirit and i'm dancing along to pay back as a bitch really yeah

i think in this version just keith sort of starts dancing a bit got it fucking keith um so jd wants to get home all right so obviously we're setting up his right it's his day off he shouldn't be in the hospital he should be home, but he keeps getting called into action. Right. Very similar to Dorothy falling into, you know, being twisted up into, what's the name? Oz. Yeah. And she just wants to get home and he just wants to get home and he's trying to escape the hospital, but everyone keeps pulling him back in. I thought, I laughed out loud when we gasped collectively when Judy, this is

Webster. Yeah, it's just a sitcom. We're like, Did you like Webster? We've spoken about it. I only watched a few episodes of Webster. I don't think Webster was one of my go-tos. I was more of a different strokes guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I watched quite a few episodes of

Webster, but I just, I don't think I watched it like I i don't think i wasn't as into it i thought it was so cool that webster had a secret staircase behind the grandfather clark see i don't even remember that oh yeah webster had his own little secret back staircase behind i don't know why he had this or who i don't think anyone else used it but webster but he had like a little back way upstairs up to his room? where did it lead? I don't know can you look up Webster and his secret grandfather clock staircase?

now because it's a sitcom did he ever use it to escape? I don't know I didn't watch a lot of the show like I'm way more versed on different strokes and the zillion others that we've discussed but um anyway um that was very funny when the the the bassinets all domino like dominoes yeah that made me laugh also i wrote down babies falling like dominoes

yeah that was very funny at 421 um when jack first of all jack is adorable but he's so multiply distracted and you can see that uh uh jordan krista is holding him and he's looking up clearly at the boom mic right if you have a boom mic over a little kid's head it's so distracting because they want to look at it like and and that happens multiple times in this show that he's either staring into the lens or looking up at the boom mic that's floating right over his head and at that very end last epic crane shot which which was so elaborate and i'll tell you how he did it but even then when car when judy's playing with him you can see he's looking out the window at the

crane that kid ruined every shot he was in in this episode. How old is he now? He's got to be like 20-something. I don't know, but he was so sweet in the end scene with Judy when, first of all, Johnny C is so good in this episode. And it was so sweet in that end scene where he's giving Carla a pep talk and he says, it'll be different because they're yours. And they both have these matching giant blue eyes. I thought that was so sweet.

Oh, Joelle is saying that the staircase went from the living room to the downstairs duplex? That's what it says on the interwebs. I have never seen this show. Oh, okay. Anyway, it was probably their back staircase, but it was hidden behind a grandfather clock. I don't think it led to a secret Webster lair or anything what about both women don't talk about something that didn't age

well both women being sexually attracted to rudy giuliani yeah that's what i was gonna write that's what i wrote i was like what the fuck i wrote uh this was back when people liked rudy giuliani before he lost his fucking mind and i'm that is not a political thing to say okay no it's not it is true it is a fact it is a fact that the man has lost his g darn mind he's not misunderstood that dude's just crazy you can be a republican it's okay but you have to admit that giuliani has lost his fucking mind he's a nut job with his fucking hair dye dripping down his face he's a nut job. With his fucking hair dye dripping down his face. He's a nut job. He gave his press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping because

he thought it was a Four Seasons hotel and then still didn't change his mind being like, guys, we can't do this press conference in a parking lot for a landscaping company. I'm just going to do it. You know what? I'm just going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're all here. Let's do it. There was a crew member on the Cole Sprouse movie

who had a Four Seasons landscaping t-shirt. I want one. I want one, too. I want one. I want one. Anyway, this was around a time when Giuliani was still such a hero. He was such a badass during 9-11. After 9-11, yeah.

And people thought he could be president, and he was a hero. And so it wasn't out he was, people thought he could be president and he was, he was, he was a hero. And so it was, it didn't, it wasn't out of place for these two women to be like, oh my God, Giuliani's so hot. Yeah, now it's a little out of place. Especially after, especially after Borat 2 and everything that happened. I think, I think that there's,

you keep, you can keep saying there's been a low point, but they just keep coming. So anyway, the press conference at the Landscaping Company was one of them. All right. You can keep saying there's been a low point, but they just keep coming. Anyway. The press conference at the landscaping company was one of them. All right. Rabideau is Elliot's intern. Did you see that?

Yes. Scott Rabideau, my stand-in, who you guys heard on the special episode with the stand-ins. And also later, we see Renee as another one of Sarah's interns. As another intern. That's right. And Rabideau, they both have lines, so that was good. And also, later, we see Renee as another one of Sarah's interns. Another intern, that's right. They both have lines, so that was good. And they delivered them well. They both did a great job. And then Elliot calls her interns rocktors.

Yeah. We learn that Elliot is hiding... Right, because they all think she's good at... What is it? It's endocrinology. Endocrinology or something? She went and did a fellowship, but she only lasted five days.

And she's come back all cocky about all her experience. And they're like, and even Cox can't figure out how she's getting all these answers. And we learned that she's hiding them all over the place, which was very funny. While Ted's band is singing Maniac, which was phenomenal. Also, you didn't go to ass face school, but you seem to be doing a great job at that. And then you running over and giving a high five. Yes. And I go, here's some.

Right. And he goes, you're going to high five that? Really? And you go, I didn't know. I didn't know what it was for. I got to stop doing that. Yes. Okay. First of all, there's no reference. Am i right and i go here's some okay first of all there's no reference in the show at all of you go getting out of control with high fives at all

at any point in the show there were cut there was other ones in this episode that were cut so when i watched it i was like wait a second I don't I don't what huh I thought that would have been a great time for Todd to show up out of nowhere you know what I mean there was I think there was a really there were like this was another runner of in the episode and it's probably in the 10 minute long version but it's not in this one but

I did laugh I but but then when I saw inflatable five I was like yeah you can't bring him in with that high five you got to bring them in with that high five. You got to bring them in with Inflatable 5. Inflatable 5. And everyone's got all those presents. Now, you commissioned a Kelso bobblehead?

That doesn't feel like a cheap present. No, it doesn't at all, does it? Not only that, that was the bobbleheads that we got as wrap gifts, I think. Yeah, so what happened was obviously the prop department found a company that would make, you know, special bespoke bobbleheads. And then once Bill saw how great they were, he, he hired them to make for all of us.

We all got, you know, they weren't like professionally made. I mean, they were made by an artist who made these things and he, we each got all six or seven cast members. Yeah, everybody got one. And you still have yours?

Yeah. Somewhere. Some of them are broken. I still have them somewhere. But that's where Bill got the ideas. And it was a really nice present from him. It was such a great present. I love this.

Did you eat my mango body butter? No, I shmeared it on a bagel. You should have me rolling. I shmeared it on a bagel. I shmeared it on a bagel. That should have me rolling. I shmeared it on a bagel. Everyone brings in presents because they're all trying to schmooze Kelso to get this heart transplant. Right. Which also sets up this device that you're looking for a heart, Elliot is looking for brains, and Carla is looking for courage. Correct, because Carla doesn't want to have kids after babysitting Baby Jack.

Right. She babysits Jack for not very long and realizes, fuck this. I don't think I have it in me. This kid's a pain in the ass. I don't want this. Right. And Cox later points out to her that when it's your child, it's different. Because she's like, I want to smush this kid's face.

No, you want to smush your kid's face too. You just don't do it. you just don't do it you just you just don't do it like my kids my okay so here's a great example my kid had a great uh weekend all weekend right he played on saturday scored two goals in his soccer game he's a huge fan of basketball now right so his favorite team is you know whichever team is in the playoffs so right now phoenix is his favorite team because he likes devin booker he's only he's only seven now you got to remember that so he loves devin booker he really likes uh uh chris paul he likes uh deandre ayton they're the Phoenix Suns, and they're going up against Milwaukee,

which have... Okay, now they have... And this is the end of the tournament? The end of the season. Giannis Antetokounmpo, Drew Holiday, Chris Middleton are the stars on... They have plenty more stars, but those are the three big stars. So you must be happy. You love this sport so much.

Dude, it's the craziest thing ever. This dude wants to watch documentaries. He's watching Kobe Bryant's detail to try and figure out how to play better basketball. I got video after video of him from when he first started playing basketball to how he's playing now. His shot looks really good. He's ripping people. He's got moves. Whereas before, he couldn't do any of that.

Anyway, this kid tells me last night, I mean two nights ago, that it's my fault that the Phoenix Suns lost. Why? Because he couldn't take the pain. And we're like, it's okay, baby. Don't worry about it. This is how basketball goes. Is he crying?

Yeah, crying. Crying. Yeah, dude, I've cried at basketball games several times. No, but why? I can understand he's crying. His team lost. He's upset. Why is he blaming it on you?

So because we're trying to calm him down. And we're like, baby, it's OK. It's quite all right. Don't worry about it. This happens. It's just a game. And he looks at me. He goes, it's your fault they lost.

And I go, it's my fault? How is it my fault? He says, because you didn't root hard enough for the Phoenix Suns. Oh, my word. Oh oh my god maybe i'm not ready to be a parent dude that's what i'm trying to say lack of logic their lack of logic yeah frustrating you want to smush your own kid's face too you just don't do it you just don't do it that's funny that's funny oh man you just don't do it. When he said that, I was like, wait a second. I didn't root hard enough.

You must have laughed in his face, though. Dude, I'd laugh so hard. And my wife laughed so hard. And then he ran away from us. No, you're laughing at me. And then ran away. Dude, this kid, man. Well, it's the ultimate nature nurture, man.

You really created your own mini-me. Just wait until he's like, Dad, will you teach me how to animate? Oh, no, that's not going to happen. Please don't do that. I love to animate and everything like that. I want him out the house right now. Animation takes a lot of time inside. I want him out playing sports. Well, you got him playing sports.

You did it. We did that. Now, look, I come into the ICU and I have bloody hands. First of all, I'm not in scrubs. I'm in just a normal ICU bed and I'm on just a normal ICU bed and I've got completely bloody hands. It looks like I'm digging in someone's open chest cavity. You are digging in someone's open chest cavity.

I know. I don't think that that's medically accurate. I know scrubs is a prize itself on being medically accurate. That felt a bit much in the middle of the ICU. I laughed very hard. That's a very funny. I'm a little busy now here. And you raise up your hands with the blow on it. Now, she's a maniac.

And not only that, Sam Lloyd pours the water on himself like the movie. What's the movie? Flash Dance is what it is. For those of you who are too young, Flashdance was a movie about a dancer who worked in a steel mill. In Detroit or something like that. You know who the star of that movie was?

Jennifer Beal. A.K.A.? Bet on L Word. Oh, right, right, right. Which is a show that I'm on. Streaming now on Showtime. If I'm correct, in August, it'll be streaming on Showtime.

Oh, and this is where we see you have sex. Well, I have sex on Scrubs too. I know, but don't you have... Listen, man. Listen, listen, listen. We are not allowed to get into it all right let's just say let's just say there's some intimacy okay but what episode because i'm not going to watch with all due

respect to the l word i'm not going to watch all of it i want to see your coins i'm in damn near every episode listen i will i will i will i will i will uh i will tell you when it airs. Are you unwilling to let our fans all across the world know when they might see you simulate sex on L Word? No, I want everybody to see it. Okay. I want to see it. Both your wife and Amanda know exactly which episode is the best sex scene. Oh, wait. Now, hold on.

Now, hold on. Now, I'm about to say I don't have that Bridgerton body, so I don't want everybody thinking they're going to see, you know. I know, but Casey and Amanda, remember they get all hot and bothered when they talk about episode six, which I never made it to see.

I watched it. It's not, it's all right. Oh, it's like girl softcore? Yeah, it's, yeah. It's like Skinamax. Is it like Skinamax? No, because I could get off on Skinamax. It's like Skinamax. Is it like Skinamax? No, because I could get off on Skinamax. Well, Amanda and Casey, they love that guy.

Yeah. I'm really anxious to see what they do this, not me personally watching the show, but what they do to bring back that type of hype this season on that Bridgerton show. I can't believe that guy left. What was his reason for leaving? No, he didn't leave. Apparently, he's only supposed to be in the first season. Now they're going to go on to a different family.

And they wanted him to come back and play in a few episodes and not pay him. And he was like, I'm good. Oh, okay. We are going to take a break. And when we come back, we're going to talk about Krista's giant, inflated, silicon-filled lips that are hilarious. How did they do that?

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Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we're back! And a rap by little old me, Lamar. Was that too loud for you, Daniel? Daniel, I see you got new headphones there. Are those the latest and greatest headphones on the market? Mine were just starting to peel away, and the leather on them was starting to just get into my clothes and hair,

so I needed an upgrade. You got some brand, brand new headphones. Those don't even look like headphones. They look like there's a radio in that motherfucker already. Wow, those are very... Are those Google? Do you remember E.T. at the end of the movie when they're all on the bikes

and that kid puts the headphones on his head? Remember the radio headphones? It looks like those. It looks like those, dude. What brand are those? What brand are they? The Logitech G733. Oh, I bet they're good for gaming.

They're quite good. The main selling point for me was the lack of leather and the long wireless range so that I can walk around the house with them on and not have to take them off and spy on my friends when they think they're talking behind my back. Does it have a microphone built in for when you're doing your live Twitch stream?

It does. I don't use it, though. I still use this setup because it just sounds so much better. By the way, thanks to all of y'all for shouting out the Twitch on the podcast. A lot of people came through last Wednesday. Did you make it rain? Did you make it rain? Did anyone make it rain?

Did you make it rain? Well, they made it rain, and I did do a little twerking. Did you twerk? Dano. Dano. You're supposed to call us when you're twerking. I'm pretty sure I texted the group saying, by the way, I'm streaming today.

Okay, will you do it again? But you got to say, by the way, I'm twerking today, not I'm streaming today. I'll twerk any time. I've been traveling and changing my whole life to New York. It's okay. I really need to know when Donald and I can come make it rain. So please do text us on the group chat again.

I will. This 5 p.m. this Wednesday. Now, if I come on there and you're in some wizard game. Wait, when is it? When is it? 5 p.m. this Wednesday. It's 8 p.m. And by the way, if you are a person who likes watching people play video games, you got to follow Daniel on Twitter and Instagram.

Because he'll tell you when he's going live. I will. There are people out there, believe it or not, Donald, that like to watch other people play video games. My kid is one of them. Believe it or not. Yeah. Well, let your kid watch, Daniel, and have your kid make it rain on Daniel. Oh, my God.

Jeez, you got to shut the fuck up. But what game does he play? Daniel, what game are you playing? Well, right now, I just started a new segment, and I'm playing the new Super Mario game. Yes. Super Mario Odyssey. Yes! Super Mario Odyssey. Everybody likes it.

People like that game. Everybody likes it. Yeah. Yeah. Now, Daniel, wouldn't you want to pick a game, and this might be the answer, that is as popular as possible? It's like a stripper. She wants to pick the sexiest outfit so that the most men surround her on the pole and throw money at her. Do you strategically pick a game that a lot of people like? That is a great question, Zach. And sometimes

yes, sometimes no. When you play the most popular game in the Twitch interface, you're then up against everybody else who's playing that game. Oh, like PewDiePew. PewDiePew, exactly. So if he's playing, he's at the top of the list, and then he has 20,000 viewers. And then the next person has like 8,000, then 7,000, 5,000, 4,000. And so I don't even show up at the top of the list if I don't have thousands of viewers. I see.

So you want to pick a game. But if I play a smaller game, I show up higher on the list. I really think you should play Tetris, because I bet there's no one doing it. Oh, well, well. And you'd be number one. That's very kind of you to say. I'll get into some Tetris and we'll see how I do.

What game would you like to see him play? Well, see, the games I like are very, very, very popular games, so there's going to be a lot of people twitching them. So like GTA. Let's do it. I'm down. I love GTA. I love Breath of the Wild i i love uh breath of the wild i love uh okay like dude breath of the wild is still like i know we talked about this when we first started

making this uh podcast dental you're absolutely right that might be the most perfect game ever made dude like if you're into dungeons dragons or you're into like just great it's just great storytelling great visuals grat simple graphics simple enough graphics that that that uh but not too crude that you're like this is bullshit you're like you'll you know it's it's enough that you're like wow look at this i'll tell you right now best graphics i've seen in a game that i the type that i like red dead redemption dude when that first came out redemption 2 you're gonna say that that game is beautiful when that when that game first came out i was why don't you stream that one

channel there's a lot of people that play it though like he said it's a popular game that game is next that game's next on the backlog i had a vote between on my on my discord channel i had a vote and super mario odyssey beat red dead redemption 2 by one vote wow wow so i was about to play it but then the people chose dude i would have i would have been on that game with you watching it i'm pretty deep in the red dead redemption uh up until pandemic happened when i was in new york doing emergence and jersey doing emergence i mean I'm going to tell you something right now. I was playing the shit out of that game on my time off. I would go to work, come home and just play that game.

Can I Twitch stream anything? Yeah. Anything. Anything you want. Does it have to be, can it have to be PG or can it be R rated? It can be R rated. You just can't,

you know, there's no like nudity or sex or anything like that, but you can do whatever you want. Okay. You can't, you want. Okay, you can't manhandle yourself? No. Not on Twitch. But there are websites for that if you want. That's Patreon.

Or OnlyFans. OnlyFans. My Free Cam. Let me just write this down. My Free Cam. I'm just thinking about a side hustle. My favorite cams. Okay. Okay. I got a side hustle. I'm just thinking about a side hustle. Okay.

That's a good side hustle. Let's get back to the show, Donald. It's called Scrubs. It's the 100th episode. Patrick Bolton is a nurse. Patrick Bolton, our friend who's the set dresser, he is a nurse in the scene when everyone's hiding from Carla. Right before she realizes she doesn't like kids.

And then one of my favorite scenes we've ever shot together comes up. Oh, the lesbian cloud? Lesbian cloud. Now, I remember this being made up on the day, right? This wasn't in the script, was it? No, I think we're at the point where Bill's now writing the script as we go along too though i don't know i don't know that i don't know i'm not saying i'm not saying that we came up with it but i'm saying i feel like i remember this there were different iterations of this joke and i think that the writers by the we

were playing with it on set and it took a while till we ended up with what it became, but the milkshake pool on the lesbian clown. And if they, right, and if, what was the other thing? And if they betray us, they end up in hell watching The View. Yeah, next to the unreachable cupcake table. Right, right, right.

So, in the second act of the show, after we've all established that we, the different things that the characters want, a la Wizard of Oz, it takes on a more like bold, okay, we're officially in the world. So the colors are all saturated, meant to like mimic the vibe of checking the color

back in the day. It's very bright. Yeah, it's bright and the costumes are more saturated. And I think, you know, Judy, I remember, is in that like hot pink. I think everything was sort of cranked up it wasn't just in the coloring um in post-production but also in the in the costumes but yes you're still in a muted outfit except for your shoes yeah i'm totally muted um i don't know why i chose or carrie chose me to be in like brown but i am um now this body bag thing is really funny okay there's a few things

wrong with the scene too and i didn't have to go to scrubs wiki to see the shit right i remember this when it's obviously a foam uh fire extinguisher and johnny is clutching it so tightly that you can see it's fake right you can see him squeezing well he's nervously i was first of all this is an example of how someone directing and they're in the scene can fuck up because I'm in a fucking body bag. I'm not exactly seeing that Johnny is nervously squeezing the fire extinguisher, which is just a piece of foam. It looks really funny when you rewatch it because he nails me with it.

And then, of course, we should have switched it out. But in his close-up, he's squeezing it like it's a pillow. Yeah. Castle baby. Johnny Castle man. That dialogue is so funny. Dead people should remain dead. Because I thought you were dead. Then why are you hitting me? Because dead people should be dead.

Very funny scene. And then the janitor needs an oil can so I guess he's sort of the tin man in this story Okay so if he's the tin man Then what is Carla If she's looking for the heart Carla's the lion because that's courage

You should have been the tin man I guess you're the tin man He's just getting that jokey line Give me the oil can Yeah you need the heart Now Ray Bolger is the name of the actor Who played And he's just getting that jokey line like, give me the oil can, oil can. Yeah, you need the heart. Now, Ray Bolger is the name of the actor who played the Scarecrow? I'm so confused. The character that's donating the heart is named Ray Bolger.

Right. Which I believe is the name of the actor who played the Scarecrow. Got it. Because if you're really paying attention you have that awesome scene with david downs and and you go okay what's his name and he says ray and then it becomes clear that his name is ray bulger okay but here's the thing the scarecrow didn't need the heart the scarecrow needed the brain then elliot's the scarecrow needed the brain. Then Elliot's the scarecrow. Right. Because actually Cox even calls her like,

are you your straw headed scarecrow self? Right. So Elliot's the scarecrow. She needs brains. Right. The tin man needed a heart. That's me. And the lion needed courage.

That's Carla. Right. And Jack is the Wicked Witch. But so is Jordan. No, Jack's a munchkin. That turns green? Are there green munchkins in The Wizard of Oz? I forgot. No, there's no green.

In the movie, a horse turns a different color because the horse is a different color. It's the only thing that really changes color in the movie. Well, I don't know why. I assumed there was a munchkin who happened to be green because I didn't understand why Jack was green. Because he's the witch. He's the scary thing. No, Jordan's the witch.

No, but he's the... I'm melting, I'm melting. No, yeah. Well, yeah, obviously that's meant to bring up the witch, but I feel like because he's the scary thing that Carl is afraid of, that that's the, you know what I mean? But, you know, that's me. Well, that's an interpretation.

I guess he could be another witch. There's multiple witches. By the way, just to return to the lips, those are kudos to the makeup department. That shit looked good. Those were just silicone. I don't know what they were made of. They're probably foam. But the way that they glued them on, it looked so real.

It really looked like she'd been stung by a bee in her lips. That shit Krista had me rolling. Oh, my God. Her having to explain it all while she's doing it. Yes. Like she could be in the room and just do it by herself and then let the action do it. But every mistake she makes, she explains it to the freaking audience. That shit had me rolling.

And the noises, the noises Crystal makes are so funny when she goes, at the end she goes, I can't even duplicate it, but it's like, I can't even duplicate it. That was really funny.

How about when you're... All right, so let's talk about this scene with David Downs. Your acting is so good in this scene, man. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. It's a very moving... It's very easy to act when you got a good director. Yes, and a good scene partner,

because David is a wonderful actor and a really good... Teacher, man. Great teacher and also just a wonderful man. Anyway, he goes, you can ask me anything. And he goes, do you shave your head because you like the way it looks or because you're going bald? And you just go, bald. How do you say one syllable and it's so funny?

I don't know. You like held it back and then you're like, boom. Like you've never revealed that to another soul. I'm going to be honest with you. I think it's all of us working together. At this point, I was,

you know, you look for new ways to say things and I was very brave at this point and I felt like I could say it this way and I think I could get a laugh out of felt like I could say it this way and I think I could get a laugh out of it and so you know when you're you know that's that's it's not to make a big story out of a out of one line but that when I watched that when I watched that

today I was like wow that was a very interesting choice how did I come up with that choice and my only explanation for it all is like at this point I was willing to try anything to make people laugh yeah well it was a good choice it reminded me remember we were talking a long while ago about Michael J Fox and his impeccable timing it's like if if you take the pause split seconds longer I think one of the things that's funny about it is there was like the obvious amount of pause and then you took a few microseconds longer which and then and then really hit the b hard i don't know and your face it was all very very funny and that scene is just very moving and very simple and um but even what

he says though too i even how he says it though you know you know what I mean? Why are all these people doing this? Because if your son gives his heart, whoever convinces you gets to do the operation. Right. And he says, you know, these people are all... I think it's something like, I'm paraphrasing, these people all want my son's heart, but they don't even know his name. Yeah.

And that just tells you the disconnect that surgeons have, really, when you think about it from the people that they're operating with. Yeah, but then you say a very noble thing, and that you can say, listen, I'm going to be blunt with you. This is the right thing to do. Your child is not going to make it, and this heart will save someone who will make its life. Right.

And you can say you don't want me on the surgery, but it is the right thing to do, and I thought you were really good there. Thank you. I gave myself goosebumps describing your performance. I love that. Thank you. But here's a question.

Go ahead. Is that Turk's right to say that to that man? Well, he asked his opinion, I think. I think it's Turk's right to say what he, if he's asked his opinion, what he thinks is right. You know, you should, everyone, I want to remind everyone to read Amanda's book, which has really stuck with me about Nick's passing and the whole experience. It's called Live Your Life. You can get it everywhere. There's an audio book if you prefer to listen to books. But there's a lot of

doctors in there giving their opinions. And part of the battle that she had was they didn't often line up. And she'd talk to one guy, and he'd sit her down and have a heart-to-heart, and she'd be crying and go, OK, OK, I got it. And then she'd go talk to someone else and be like, what the hell is he talking about? Don't listen to Dr. Tim. And so confused, you know, because it isn't, it isn't an exact science. It's, there's definitely room for interpretation. It's practice. And of course, in this situation, when it's time to give up and say, yes, now you can

harvest my, my child's organs. I mean, who can say when that time comes, but, but Turk certainly had an opinion that, that, you know, with or without him performing the surgery, that it was time. It was the right thing to do in terms of being able to save another human being's life. Right on. How about still I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays? Yeah, yeah.

I don't think Elliot knows who Barry Bonds is either. So Barry Bonds was, let me see how much I got right. He was a very famous home run hitter. Right. And he had huge arms, and he would hit the ball very far, and then it came out that he was on steroids? Yes. And they kept him in the Hall of Fame,

but they just put an asterisk next to his name? No, he didn't make it to the Hall of Fame. Oh, but in the record books, they put an asterisk next to his record? His home run record? I don't know if they put an asterisk next to it. All know is at the time he was doing it everyone was doing it so it's not this is this is this is where the bullshit comes in go ahead most of major league baseball at the time was doing steroids most of major league baseball at the time i'm not saying anything

that nobody's said before okay the fact that he's penalized for doing what everybody else was doing because he did it better is that why i don't i don't get it you know what i mean it's a funny game to me and again i know nothing about it but it seems like they're always trying to catch cheating like there's this new thing i read on the news where the pitchers are just like flagrantly putting shit on the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so now they've made a rule where like the umpires are now going to like more closely inspect their hats

and their shirts and my brother who's obsessed with baseball was telling me like, yeah, they will do anything they can to sneak a little gunk on the ball to fuck it up and make it do weird shit. And I'm like, this game has so much secret cheating in it. Dude, absolutely.

You ever watch a pitcher and they grab the tip of their hat or they lick their finger or they rub their hair or whatever it is, man. These are ways to get an advantage. And what about the guys who were putting, weren't they putting cork in their bat or something? That was a long time ago, yeah. So it was lighter and they could bring the bat around faster.

Only problem is the bat breaks when it's not solid. And then you see that there's cork inside. And you see there's cork inside, yeah. That's so funny. Did you ever play baseball? When I was a kid, I played a lot of PAL baseball. One year I got MVP of my PAL team. Me and my brother.

Police Athletic League in New York City. PAL team. Me and my brother. What's PAL? Police Athletic League in New York City. One year, me and my brother, we were the home run hitters on our team. That's all we hit was home runs. And I remember we made it to the championship and I think we're playing like another

team from New York. We played a bunch of teams, but we get to... There was one year we were really good and they jerked us, man. They freaking bought out a machine out of nowhere. And we had never played on the machine. It's just so funny. I never hear of all the sports you love. You don't talk about baseball much.

It's boring, man. It's boring to play and it's boring to watch. No disrespect to all my major leaguers out there, but that shit, you know, unless you're up or unless the ball comes to you or unless you're pitching or catching, it's a lot of waiting and watching. My father, my father, rest in peace.

He loved watching the Mets. I mean, love him. He would scream. He would scream at them and he would be so mad. And he was to say to me, Zach, if there's one thing in life, that's certain the Mets will always let you down.

I don't know if that's true, dude. They've won a few. They've won two. I know. I never't know if that's true, dude. They've won a few. They've won two. I know. I've never seen him happier than in 1986, but I remember that being one of the happiest times of his life. Yeah, yeah.

There are no, Joel just reported, there are no asterisks in baseball stats, so he's in the record books, but most people consider him a cheater and don't count his wins they need to consider a lot of people cheaters and if that's the case you know i wonder like no disrespect to no disrespect to all these major league baseball players out there that that did steroids because i'm i you know i know you i know why you did it to keep up with

everybody else who was doing it but it's just like lance armstrong like he how many interviews did that guy say i'm not doing anything i'm not doing anything i'm not doing anything and then it all came out that that was all a fucking lie well that's different he was the only one doing this shit though no his whole team was no really well everybody is every biker okay so then it's like crazy it's the exact same thing so then there it is If everybody's doing it You can't fault Lance for doing it then can you All you can say is dude when you were in those interviews When you were in those interviews and people asked you

You lied that's all you could really say But Donald I mean what's that old phrase It's a broken system If everyone jumped off a bridge would you do it Would you do it No no no no no Jumping off a bridge is killing yourself These guys are trying to win money dude They're playing for money No, no, no, no, no. Yes. No, jumping off a bridge is killing yourself.

These guys are trying to win money, dude. They're playing for money. If you said to me, we're all jumping off a bridge for a billion dollars, I'd be like, all right, I'll give it a shot. There's that great documentary. What was it called? A Billion Dollars. Watch this documentary.

I saw the Icarus documentary. He's a dickhead. I saw the shit. I saw the shit. But I'm telling our listeners to watch it because it's fascinating it's one of those documentaries where it starts out being about one thing and then the guy totally discovers something else I love those kind of documentaries

and it's about cycling and doping and everything all of this drug use and all of these things that people do are destructive to their bodies over time. But these small windows of creating greatness in sports is not worth it to destroy a human life. And that's the angle we need to change. Because everybody's like, why not just do it then?

If everybody's doping, everybody should do it. We're telling people to kill themselves faster through sport for our entertainment. I'm not saying do that. I'm saying this is your call. That's what you just said. I'm saying this is your call. That's what you just said. I'm saying this is your call. For a billion dollars, I can understand why you did it. For that money, I understand why you did it, dude. I saw this meme that was like,

let's just let all these Olympic athletes take whatever drugs they want. Let's see how fast somebody can fucking run. Let's see what goes. Let's get there. You want to see what's happening? You want to see the real deal, Holyfield? You want to see what enhancements we can have? We're talking about wanting to meet bionic people.

Let's go all the way to Aden. You want to get there? Speaking of drugs, I have to tell you that now that marijuana is legal in Manhattan, you really don't smell anything but weed. Everywhere. It's just hilarious. I passed a woman in Union Square Park pulling a bong hit. Everywhere. It's just, it's hilarious. I passed a woman in Union Square Park

pulling a bong hit. Yes! This is so, freedom! Donald, you haven't been here since it's been like this. Was there water

in the bong? Yeah, she was just in the middle of the park pulling a bong hit. I love it. It's hilarious. But you cannot,

it's just the constant, I'm sure maybe it'll die down when the novelty's over, but I've been here a few days and all you smell outside is weed. So I'm on a group chat with all my friends from back home and all of them,

when this thing dropped, were all like, dude, this is the best day ever. All of them so excited to smoke weed. They're just walking down the street. People just walking down the street like cigarettes. It's hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's New York, baby. We were smoking blunts before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's New York, baby. We were smoking blunts before. Yeah, blunts everywhere. I bet you White Owls and freaking Philly blunts and Swisher Sweets have never been more on the come up as far as stocks go than they have in this past few months since New York went. It's really funny. And yeah, anyway, you'll see when you come here. You're going to come visit me, aren't you?

Yeah, I hope so. I hope to bring the kids to New York this year. Come on. Come on. My dude, it's tough. There's a lot of us, man. I know. You got to pay to fly a lot of those kids.

And the way the COVID numbers are going right now, it's like, ugh. Well, the only thing I can rationalize for you is that L.A. County is particularly horrible. You can get the fuck out of there. Well, it's not the worst in the nation. How about that? No, I know, but it's pretty bad, right? Aren't they going back to mass inside there?

Mm-hmm. They started that on Monday, today. Mm-hmm. All right, let's talk about that big epic end crane shot. This was really cool to do. Everyone we know, I like to play with cranes. And we've got Sam's band singing on the roof. And the idea was because we had the luxury of being in a real hospital,

that we could crane down and see the end of each story from the outside. It was an enormous crane. It was called an Aquila crane, I believe. And it wasn't even high enough. So they had to build, the construction built a platform and then we put the crane base on top of the platform.

Right. Because in order to reach Sam and the band on top of the roof, it wasn't even high enough at at whatever it was, 100 feet. And that's why the end shot is a high shot of you walking out into the street and everything like that. And it doesn't come down. Well, no, it does come down. But then I wanted to go back up at the end of the rainbow in the sky.

Right. OK, got it. But that would have been... I always like when it's a crane shot and it turns into a one-er. I like those two. You mean it'd come off and it comes into a steadicam shot. Yeah, a steadicam shot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. There used to be a thing where you would dangle a steadicam operator off the end of a crane. And it was so dangerous. But you could see videos of it on YouTube. They would take a crane up in the air, right?

And then the guy would be rigged rigged attached to the end and then the crane would come down and just seamlessly they'd unhook the dude and he'd start walking and uh that is fucking nuts it's crazy but now with all the advent of of um of these new rigs that are just you know gimbals and they're remote heads that you can hold so now they do it so that's on the crane the crane comes down and they unhook that. It's not a human being. Crazy. Thank goodness for that. But anyway, yeah.

And you'll see Jack looking at the crane because of course he's a child and he's curious about the giant crane outside the window. But I thought that was really cool shot. And I, um, yeah, it was so sweet. Sam's band singing. That's a Hawaiian singer's rendition of that. His name is- Izzy. Izzy, yeah. I forgot.

I don't know how to say his last name. I don't know if you guys do, but- It's like Kamaka Viva Ole. Yes. His rendition is one of the most, I mean, you can't hate on it. He goes into Wonderful World and Somewhere Over the Rainbow in the same song, dude. The best. Well, that's our show. the most i mean i mean you can't you can't hate on it he goes in a wonderful world and somewhere over the rainbow in the same song dude yes well that's our show is there a caller joelle yes well why don't we take a break and um and come back with empty bladders sounds good to me that's what

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I'm on the Kelly and Ryan show tomorrow. Oh, yay! I mean, I don't know if it airs tomorrow. I'm taping it tomorrow. Okay, okay. Okay. But soon. We'll see you on Kelly and Ryan.

Yeah, you'll see me on Kelly and Ryan. That's big shit. That's dope. What you doing on Kelly and Ryan, br and ryan bruh well my movie i think is getting pushed again because every i'm so frustrated but um i was booked to do it to promote comeback trail my movie with bobby d um and i think it's getting pushed again just because everyone's jockeying for for weekend space um because it has a theatrical release. That's great. But then the movie got pushed, so I'm going to talk about that. I'm obviously going to plug our amazing podcast.

And what else am I going to talk about? That sweet, sweet Emmy nomination. Oh, the Emmy nomination. I was about to say, you got a nice little chance at a statue. My life partner, Donald Faison. No. Can you imagine if I win that? If I win that, I'm going to dedicate it to you.

I'm not going to talk about anybody else but you. No, no, no. The way I will just sob on the floor. I'll be inconsolable. Look at him go. Oh, my God. You got so many other people to thank. I'm happy with Donald Faison.

You know what's funny? My whole life, your whole life life if you're in the arts, you can't deny that you've thought about giving some great award speech. Right. And I was laughing at myself the other night because I was like, God, what if I did win? What would I say? And I was like, wait, this is the first time in my life

where I can actually think about this. Yeah. Because when I won a Grammy, there was no thought in my mind I was ever going to win that Grammy. I was up against Tarantino, and I didn't even think about what. Because when I won a Grammy, there was no thought in my mind I was ever going to win that Grammy. I was up against Tarantino, and I didn't even think about what I would say. What did you say when you won? I don't remember.

It was a blur. Holy shit! I can't even fucking believe this! I think I was buzzed because Carey Brothers and I were at the bar. Like, we weren't even, this wasn't even, it wasn't, you know,

it was part of the section they don't put on the show. It was, you know, there's Grammys all day long. It's like, best samba hip-hop album't you know it was part of the section they don't put on the show it was you know there's grammys all day long it's like best samba uh hip-hop album you know like there's a zillion categories and um and i carrie were there i were there we got not drunk but we were buzzed and then i won and i was like i just beat tarantino like i have nothing prepared to say and uh i don't know but this time i at least thought like i should probably like in case i win think of something to say i think so too speaking of

samba hip-hop albums dude let me tell you something right now that bad bunny got me going dude and i only understand one word he says i only understand one word he said one phrase he says, El culo phenomenon. That's my favorite line I've ever heard in my life. El culo phenomenon. El culo phenomenon. Baby, I owe Danny. That shit is fire, dude. There's a show that I want to recommend that you'll like.

El Cujo Fenomenon. I think it's called This Is Pop. Is that it, Joelle? On Netflix? On Netflix, yeah. On Netflix, the new documentary. Oh, my God. Have you checked it out, Donald? I have not, but I've heard of it.

Poor T-Pain. He went into a four-year depression because Usher told him that he ruined music with the, what do you call it, the vocal box? Auto-tune. auto-tune. Everybody kind of dissed him. Freaking Jay-Z dissed him. He told all of the rappers, get back to rapping. You're T-Pain-ing too much.

But you didn't get it so good. So rude. Everybody does it now. Everybody does it now. But when you watch this documentary, which, Donald, you really should watch. You'll love it. The first episode's about boys to men, and I didn't realize how quick their downfall was once all the white boy bands came out.

Dude, that was for everybody though, and the crazy thing is that a lot of people don't give props to the people that bought them. Like, the one person that I feel like deserves all the props in the world when it comes to all these girls that are out right now From when I was a kid from when I was it from like

96 I think Brandi dude Brandi fucking every song you hear right now is an incarnation of what she's what she did back in the day It's crazy. You know who else is like that and And nobody bought his record. He was before his time. Craig David, another one. Dude, everybody, everybody was doing his music. 10 years later, doing his style. 10 years later. It's really interesting.

I'm just saying, it's really interesting. A lot of people- You should watch the documentary. Watch the documentary. The first episodes about how Boyz II Men became so huge, and they were killing it. And then they started figuring out, like, whoa, what if we just made them pretty white boys who could sing? Would that be bigger?

And then it was. And then those guys lost everything. And they're playing the Vegas now. It goes over and over again with everything. New Edition was the dopest boy band in the world to me. What'd they do? They came out with New Kids on the Block. Jodeci and freaking Boyz II Men were the dopest.

They came out with 98 Degrees and freaking Backstreet Boys and NSYNC and O-Town and freaking the rest of the boy bands. Yeah. The only one that's interviewed, by the way, is Nick Lachey, which is great. He's very sweet and he's very menschy in it, but that's like, you guys couldn't get anybody else to do this

besides Nick Lachey. They don't interview any other boy band members. They don't want to admit to that. And then Boys to Men. They live fast, at least. Boys to Men is like, one member is ostracized. They don't talk to him. They had a falling out. So in the Vegas show, it's only three of them.

Three of them. The bass. I thought he was injured. I thought that was the reason why. No, they're kind of cryptic about it, but they don't like him no more. It's like Bobby Brown in New Edition. Y'all don't know about that shit. Y'all don't know why Johnny Gill joined New Edition.

Y'all don't know that. Y'all don't know. Why are you yelling at us? I do because. And the rap by Little O. Is that what you put on to calm me down? And the rap by Little O. When you get too worked up, I do the clap.

Because automatically I'll be like, I'm sick and tired of this. And a rap by little old me, Lamar. All right, let's bring in the caller, please, guys. We got a caller who gave us a holler. We can talk Star Wars or sing show tunes, you know, like a baller. Smoke some jazz cabbage. Maybe talk about the episode. So come on, Joel, let's get the show on the road.

Give it up for Jared Campbell! It has been a dream of mine to hear the Oprah voice say my name. Oh, well, it just happened, Jared. It happened. It's been a dream of mine for Oprah to say my name, too. Jared, it's probably been a dream of yours to be on the show and hear some of these pad sounds like, You honor me.

You honor me. Yes. Right. Absolutely. Jared, you're our very first guest since I moved to New York, and the show has a lively feeling this is the 100th episode of Scrubs

oh wow I am honored to be on the 100th episode that's awesome you honor me you're not on the 100th episode of the podcast you're on the 100th episode of Scrubs yes which was the Wizard of Oz episode as you recall that's the one we're talking about today.

And you have an Eagle shirt on, which looks very dapper on you. Eagle, I'm riding Donald. Where are you calling from? I'm calling from Indianapolis, Indiana. Indiana, here I come. Do you know anything about

Indianapolis, Donald? I'm going back to Indiana. Yeah, Jackson 5. Okay. I was there once. I don't really have a memory. I've been to NAP before. They got sweet dunes there.

Dunes? Yeah, they're like little sand hills, but they're big, but not mountainous. What is Indianapolis known for other than the 500? Pretty much that. The Jackson 5. Okay, and the Jackson 5.

They're from northeast Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Let me say it once again. What's that from? It's from the Music Man, Donald. So there you go. Indiana's known for the Music Man, Donald. So there you go. Indiana's known for the Music Man, too.

Well, that's Gary, not Indianapolis. Indiana is in a lot of songs. Who are you waving to, Gary? I'm sorry. That was my boss leaving the office. Does he know that you're in America? This is Jared's first day at a new job. Oh, really? It is my first day at a new job, yes.

What's the job? He does not know why I'm on the computer right now. What's the job? I'm an accountant at a luxury apartment developer. Okay. Do you like the job thus far? Yeah. Today was mostly just training stuff, but

I've worked in the industry before, so yeah, I think I'm going to like it. Did you meet the asshole yet? There's always an asshole. Um, not yet. Does that mean I'm the asshole? No,

no, I can tell you're not an asshole, but there's going to be a day this week where you, where you're going to think of me and you're going to go, Oh, Zach's right. It's, it's jam.

Right. Why'd you go Jan from the office? Why'd you go Jan from the office? Why'd you go Jan from the office? I don't know. I just know the first name that came to my head. Jan. Jan from the office. That automatically makes you say from the office.

It's Jan who thinks I'm stealing her fucking oatmeal out of the fridge. I don't want your fucking oatmeal, Jan. Somebody's probably just tossed it in the trash. Yeah. Calm down, Jan. All right. So do you have a question for us, Jared? Nobody drank your Diet Coke, Jan. Yeah. Calm the fuck down, Jan.

I'm not flushing tampons in the toilet. Jared, what are you supposed to do if you're not supposed to flush feminine products down the toilet? What are you supposed to do? That's not my area of expertise. Joel? You're supposed to throw them down the toilet? What are you supposed to do with them? That's not my area of expertise. Joelle, you're supposed to throw them in the trash?

Put them in the trash. You gotta wrap them up though first, right? I don't know anything about feminine products, but I see all the time, all the time I see, do not flush your feminine products. And I'm going, okay, what are these women doing with them? I know they're going in the garbage,

but do you wrap it around a bunch of times? That is the polite way to do it. If you have etiquette training at all, that is what you do. Now, it's such a problem that women do not flush these things. Everyone's trying to tell you. It's become such a problem. Oh, God.

He's going to get Casey to talk about this. At least we're going to get to hear her song, which is amazing. Sorry, Jared. Casey's going to be like, why did you call me in here? It's okay. Hey, I'm excited to meet the whole gang. Well, did you call Casey just because you want to hear her theme song? No, I didn't call Casey.

Oh, okay. I thought you were going to get her to talk about it. I thought you were going to get her to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God talk about it. I thought you were going to get her to talk about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Damn it. We don't need to hear from Casey about how she throws away her tampons. But I just think that this is clearly a big problem in this country

because everyone has to label their toilet. Why are you making that face, Daniel? What? It just surprises me that this is a mystery. It surprises me that they have to put up so much signage to continually tell women, please don't flush them. There. And I'm here doing a public service announcement for Earth. Casey!

Hi, Casey. Casey! Casey! Come down here. I don't know nothing about raising these fools. So tell me what to do. I don't know nothing about raising these kids. And that's what it is. It's an embarrassing reason that Donald has called you in.

Shocking. We want to talk about how to properly get rid of a tampon because... Oh my God. Casey. Casey, I'm sorry. Come down here. I don't know nothing about

these fools. So tell me what to do. Jared, you haven't heard that yet. That's our new... That's our new Casey theme song that hasn't aired yet. What? He's going to think I'm the reason why this question. No. Yeah.

Casey has something to do with Jared. Not Jared. Okay. Jared, are you trying to learn how to take it out of someone? Casey, Jared accidentally put a tampon in his butt and he doesn't know how to get it out.

All right. No, Casey, listen. I'm really asking because I'm in New York City, and every public toilet or every restaurant toilet has a sign begging people, please do not flush your tampons. And I'm finally asking as a man who knows nothing about this, why are so many women doing this, and what's the correct way? You wrap it up in toilet paper and then put it in the garbage. Yes, that's what you're supposed to do, but sometimes people are lazy. And I'll be honest, touching the trash can in the bathroom, it's the kind where you have to push it to open. Yeah, gross.

And who wants to touch that after you know everybody's bloody tampon has gone in there? Right. Right? Think about that. So what do you do? So you've got's bloody tampon has gone in there? Right. Right? Think about that. So what do you do? So you got to wrap it up. You know what? I wrap it up.

This is so gross. I wrap it up, and then I use my foot, and I kick the door open, and then I throw it in there and say, if I miss, I miss. Wait, you don't pick it up if it is the ground? No, I'll pick it up. I was about to say, damn. Sometimes. No, I'm kidding. Ladies, you don't pick it up if it is the ground? No, I'll pick it up. I was about to say, damn. Sometimes. No, I'm kidding. Ladies, you're hearing it from Casey.

That would make the women's bathroom dirtier than the men's bathroom. No, of course I'd pick it up. Okay, because the men's bathroom is pretty dirty. The men's bathroom is so gross. Why can't men piss in a urinal? Why does it piss everywhere? Exactly. A fair question.

There's a restaurant. It doesn't even have to be a urinal. Come look at one of my bathrooms in my house. Do you know if, you know, I don't know if we talked about this before, but in urinals these days, they put a little target for men because if there's a little something to aim at, sometimes it's a fly, a pretend fly or something, but if they give men a little something to aim at,

then they're less likely to splatter. Maybe they need to put a vagina on it. Oh, shit. Here's, here's, geez, that's my wife, y'all. That's my wife, y'all. You won't miss Finn, will you, babe? No, I'll hit that shit every time.

Jared, I'm sorry I had to hear this. Good thing you're not broadcasting this to your whole office on your first day. No, I'm in a conference room, luckily. There's a restaurant called Craig's in LA, and they did something I've never seen before. When you're standing at the urinal,

you're on a grate already as you're standing there. And so any spillage or splatter goes into the grate down into a drain. That's great. That's smart. Okay, that's great. This is what I don't understand, because this has happened to me several times now. What the fuck happens on an airplane that people just lose all etiquette and decide to freaking destroy the airplane bathroom?

Can you answer that, Jared? Yeah. Jared Campbell, can you answer that question for me? Jared, you have to poo. You have to let your poo out before you get on the plane, Jared. The plane is not a place for that. How does Jared know everything about all this? He's a specialist in this area. We brought him on. plane, Jared. The plane is not a place for you. How does Jared know everything about all this? He's a specialist in this area.

We brought him on because he's a specialist in public urination and pooping. Oh, Jared, I'm sorry. Jared, I'm so sorry. It's okay. All right, we got to get back on topic, Casey. You got to get out of here. All right, I'll tell you about the bathroom, though.

On the airplane, it's because no one wants to touch anything, so they're all trying to pee and poop without shitting. I've seen shit, like, all on the back of the thing. Yeah, because they're not sitting on the toilet. People explode. It's just flying. Try and get your poo out. That's just horrible. Aim.

That's just horrible. My second public service announcement is try and poo before you take the plane ride, okay? Bye, Casey. Sorry, Jared. Sorry you had to hear that. Wu-Tang forever. All right, Jared. Forever, ever. Wu-Tang forever all right forever ever wu-tang forever forever ever go ahead jared so my question is mostly for you zach um

i'm out that'd be funny if it was like why do women just kidding go ahead no i do have a question for donald you made him you made him pout do or do do not. There is no try. What are the challenges of directing something that maybe has heavy CGI or a lot of editing when there's so much unseen for the actors? Well, that's a very good question. I haven't done a ton of it. I've only done some of it. I haven't done a giant of it i've only done some of it uh i haven't done a lot of it cgi effect thing so donald i did a whole i did a whole movie that was all cgi except for the actors in the apartment

building we were in that not a lot of people saw it was called skyline and uh and it's if you've got a great imagination it's a lot of fun and easy to do. If you don't have a great imagination, I imagine it's very difficult. It really does bring you back to the most base element of when you're a child and you're just pretending. And you get on something and go, I just saw two kids playing in the park. And they were literally sitting on a railing. And one kid goes, no, I'm in the park and they were like literally sitting on the railing and one kid goes no i'm in the front seat and in their minds they were on a motorcycle or a car whatever it really just brings you back to that just pure imagination of and of a director going that is a volcano that's erupting and you're looking at and you're literally looking at a piece of tape and you just have to really sell it

and go for it and really just throw yourself out there because you're not looking at anything. Occasionally they'll show you drawings or previs. They can say like, this is what it's, the spirit, like this drawing is like the spirit

of what that thing is going to look like or that monster is going to look like or whatever it is. So you can at least have a thought in your mind of what it what it is a lot of times unless it's a cgi movie it's not stuff you need to worry about it could be like you're in a moving car who cares what's happening on the street but um you know it is challenging i'm sure when it's you know donald did that skyline movie with monsters and you certainly weren't looking at any monsters no there was we were looking at like when you know they they use light to to uh uh abduct humans and i remember we had no idea what they were going to look like um they showed us at the audition what one thing

would look like and when we were shooting it i had no clue you know i'm gonna be honest with you making that movie it was a lot of fun but it was because we literally had no idea what it was going to look like when it was done and so me i personally i think that's uh i think as far as uh special effects go i love the movie um i think everybody should go out there and watch it skyline shout out Shout out to boy Donald Faison. But for the most part, when it's done well, it's all worth it. When it's not done well,

at the end, you're like, man, what was I doing? But I mean, just for example, we just all saw Black Widow, and I was just blown away by how seamless it all looked. A lot of times you watch movies and you're like, okay, I'm going along for the ride. That doesn't look anything close to real, but I'm in the world of the movie and I'm enjoying it.

And I thought that that looked really fucking incredible. Yeah, it's when you can get away with stuff and it looks simple and easy, that's when the CG is amazing. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't have considered Black Widow a CG movie, but after watching it like four or five times now. You've watched it four or five times?

Yeah. There's so much CG in that movie. Oh, yeah. Do your kids love it? They've not really watched it. They've watched some of it. They're like, oh, there goes Flo. They love seeing Flo.

But they can see it. Just skip the beginning part where- They go, how come Flo doesn't have an Italian accent anymore? In Black Widow. Why does she have an Italian- Oh, because they confuse her British accent? Yeah, for an Italian accent. That's funny.

All right, Jared, what's your next question? Well, I was going to ask Joelle, do we want to tell the story? You can tell the story. Tell the story, then, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. The reason she reached out to me was I actually pulled the

soup shower prank in college. Wow. You are an evil man, dude. I am, I am. Did it work? in college. Wow. So my fraternity, you are evil, evil man, dude. I am. Did it work?

The bullion cubes. It did work. Um, not as well as in the show, but, um, so we have a, my fraternity in college.

We had a, what was the fraternity? Which one was it? Um, Phi Delta Theta. Okay. Neil Armstrong, um,

Burt Reynolds. I actually lived in Neil Armstrong's room at Purdue University that's cool very cool the third floor had a communal shower that only one person would use at a time

but it was like six shower heads in a square room how do you delineate like there's six shower heads but we don't feel comfortable being naked, so I'm going to shower alone. No one come in. If you heard the shower running, you just- Oh, okay. Okay. Got it. Yeah. I put the view on cubes on all six shower heads and just waited for somebody to go in and waited in a in a room across the hall. Um, and I just kind of hear him turn on one at a time and he's like, what the hell is going on? It smells like chicken in here.

And, um, you know, I kind of just waited for him to turn one on then off and move on to the next one. Um, and by the end of it, he just kind of said, screw it. I guess I'm showering in water that smells like chicken. Um, and then he just comes out, uh, and said, screw it. I guess I'm showering in water that smells like chicken. Then he just comes out across the hall after he's done and he's like, I think there's something wrong with our showers,

with our water. I'm trying to keep it together, but I eventually told him what I did and where it came from. He got a good laugh out of it. Let me ask you a question. You got this from watching Scrubs then? Yes, of course. I didn't get my question. Did you get, you got this from watching scrubs then? Yes,

of course. Okay. I didn't get my crazy response that I was hoping for. Did he come up to you and say a burn for burn? No, he did not. I don't think he really cared too much, but yeah,

he's like, Oh, that's great. Good job. Yeah. Scrubs. Can you take the fucking bullion cubes out of the shower now? Like turned into a paste afterwards.

I pretty much just had to let the showers run for like two hours. Are you wasting all that water? Yeah, man. It doesn't sound like a very good thing. I'm glad you tried. I'm sorry to your friend. I'm sorry we failed you. That's okay. It was worth it.

Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. If you've been following the news, you know that from health care access to safe schools, LGBTQ plus rights are under attack. And it's about time queer and trans youth get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. Get the microphone and tell their stories in their own words. I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles, a show where LGBTQ plus folks tell their own stories in their own words. This season, teens will share all about growing up in political battleground states. I wish I could feel more comfortable in my own body here, but that's just not the case.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Jared, it is time for Indianapolis' favorite segment. It is. It's time for... It's time to... It's time to... Fix your life. Go ahead.

How can we rescue you from whatever ails you? Well, I don't have anything super specific, but I did just get married two months ago. Congratulations. Thank you. Just kind of entering into a new realm of my relationship and uh just wanted to get your advice on that okay donald um has been married before um and he's a specialist he's the only married one here although daniel could soon be falling you gotta

stop saying that why that's what i'm talking about Why not, Daniel? Because you're putting a lot of pressure on me Well, she doesn't listen to the show That does not stop the internet from them being like So what's good, Daniel? Yeah What's good? Okay, guys, if you listen to it If you watch his Twitch stream

Be like, Daniel, when are you proposing? When are you posing? When are you going to put a ring on it? She participates in the Twitch stream No, no, no, Daniel Perfect Even better, even better Even better

Be like, Daniel, if you propose now, I'll drop a hundy on this. Yeah, that's what you do. Anybody out there who got real dough, get on that Twitch with DJ Daniel. And make it rain if he proposes. And make it rain if he proposes in front of you. And when I say make it rain, make it rain, baby.

Make it rain. Yeah, don't make it rain with 20s. Bring out them hundies. Alright, sorry, Jared. Donald, give him advice. You've been through this marriage thing. I have no advice yet. I don't make it rain with 20s. Bring out them hundies. All right, sorry, Jared. Donald, give him advice. You've been through this marriage thing. I have no advice yet. I don't know what the question is. He said he just got married, and he tips on being a newly married man.

Enjoy that shit, man. You're in the fun stage right now. It's been a couple of months, you said? Yeah, two months. Yeah, you guys are probably having a lot of sex, aren't you? Guess what? Well, my parents are going to listen to this probably later. You're a grown-ass man.

You married, dog. True, true. Still just a little bit of embarrassment. You don't have to answer that, Donald. But I think it's safe to say if they're newlyweds, there is copulation. Right. So that being said, enjoy that because in a few years, it ain't going to be every day. That's all I'm saying.

Okay. Anything other than sex you'd like to advise him on, Todd? Oh, I thought that's what he was asking about. What about the expression, happy wife, happy life? Oh, that's true. All of it's true. Every little anecdote you heard or cliche you've heard is most likely true um when it comes to marriage it's the hardest thing you'll ever do it's the most fun you'll ever have uh but uh i don't know i don't know i don't know what the advice would would be you're newly married you guys are in a great state right now try and keep it fresh the whole time till you die. As long as you can. I would say, far be it from me to give advice because I'm not married, but

I think don't be afraid to work on it while it's good. I have a stepmother who's a marriage counselor. You've heard me say my parents are psychologists. Of course, I have a therapist. They all say don't be

afraid. They encourage people now while it's good work on communication skills and you know if if someone you know who has a great relationship book and how to keep it um getting the love you want is is one my therapist um i know he always pitches to people but so that's what i've heard a lot is like, don't wait until like shit goes off the rails and you're like, now we need therapy. Like work on it actively in the beginning so that you have a tool set.

Like when shit does come up, that you can fight in a kind way, if you will. You have a way of communicating that's not mean and it does not as hurtful as it needs to be. And because obviously disagreements are going to come up. It's just like a normal relationship you've been in that wasn't marriage, but now you've committed to each other for life. So I would really encourage you to develop skill sets for communication

that don't make everything become a tenor alarm fire. Daniel, you're in a successful relationship you don't be married can you give him any advice i echo that sentiment entirely make sure that you work on everything don't let anything hang over your head don't let anything stew intrusive thoughts are purely that they're not real they're just in your head just talk to your partner about everything yeah and be vulnerable you know i think a lot of men are like, Oh, I don't want to seem insecure or I don't want to seem weak. You know, I think it's really, really good to just be like, Hey,

this thing is bothering me and I'm in my head about it. And can we just talk about it? I think that that's very smart. Jared, Jared, you get one good cry. No. And then after that, and then after that yeah that's it you get one good cry funny he's trying to be funny and then after that it's unnecessary so i'm just saying right now save that cry for when you really need it no this is like the devil on one side and the angel on the other. He's like, you can only manipulate your wife with one good cry. No, I'm saying the exact opposite.

After that, after that, after that. That's it. I just want to animate. Baby, I just want to animate in the garage. Baby, please just let me animate in the garage with rebels on in the background. Please, baby. in the garage with with rebels on in the background please baby all right jared i hope we help you getting the love you want that's the book i think you should uh you should get because uh i've heard that that's good for yeah i think that's good for

talking it out and uh and communication anything you can do to communicate better and be honest i think is great well you can honestly yeah honesty honesty is truly key you know what i mean obvious how long you guys how long were you guys dated before you got married um we've been together it'll be five years in a couple months um but we were supposed to get married last july and then covid so you guys been together for five years. So you guys know each other very, very well. So there shouldn't be too many surprises at this point. We lived together for two years

plus now. You already did it the right way. But you already did it the right way because you know for a fact this is the person you want to be with. And you got a new job, Jared. Things are going your way. This is a good time for you. It's a good time to be Jared.

Yeah. So be present and grateful and happy that things are going so well because I am happy for you. And you can stay on because we finished the show. This was the 100th episode of Scrubs. Yes, Jared. Can I give a quick shout out? Yes. No, you may not. No.

No. Let him shout out whoever he wants to shout out. Okay, shout i give a quick shout out yes no you may not no no let him know out whoever okay shout whoever you want to shout out i need to shout out my lifelong best friend he was the best man at my wedding mike mcbride um he's the one that got me this shirt as a wedding present he also big mike should have showed you this earlier i have he's got a tiki uh bahamas episodes shout out out Mike McBride. Mike. He is in Germany right now. I'm studying abroad.

I wish he could be here next to me on this podcast because him and I, you know, watched scrubs for forever together. And yeah, he's going to be really jealous when he sees me on here. Oh, well, I'm glad you're on and I'm glad Mike gave you all those good Scrubs toys. Those are really nice gifts.

I think you're forgetting one other person that you need to shout out, Jared. I do need to shout out my wife. Yes! She's actually a nurse, so I guess Scrubs maybe led me to marry somebody in the medical field. You found your own Carla.

You found your own Carla. She's very much like carla too does she bust your chops like that oh she'll bust anybody's chops for sure good um well jared thank you for coming on and thank you for the kind words and thank you all for listening joelle is there anything you want to say you were great uh want to say you were great uh are you asking about marriage and relationships that's not at all my show i'm giving you is there anything you want to say to the the listeners around the globe while we say bye-bye um i don't know support zach and his emmy nomination if you have control over an emmy voter let them know zach is the only way to vote. He needs it. We need it. You're a good friend. You're a good friend, Joel. All right.

We love you. Wait, do you want to ask Daniel if he wants to say anything? Daniel, do you want to promote your Twitch stream? Come on, guys. Tell him what you're going to do. Tell him what you're going to do. Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, and yes, I will twerk for you. He might even propose if you make it rain hard enough.

Yes, and a wrap from little old mean Lamar. It can't be no light drizzle. It has to be a freaking thunderstorm for him to do the proposal, I guess. By the way, Daniel, that would be a great way, since your gal doesn't listen to the podcast, that would be a great way for you to propose, and somehow Donald and I can be involved that way. I think you should propose live on Twitch.

I'll keep that in mind. If and when. I know you have a furrowed brow. Maybe it's ten years from now. They might not even have Twitch anymore, but it'll be fun. Donald, I want to get an OnlyFans with you. Dude, and we could do some really freaking crazy shit on it too.

We'll just fucking oil each other up and see what happens. Dude, that would be so cool if we oiled each other. Dude, we'd make like a that would be so cool if we oiled each other. Dude, we'd make like a million dollars in two hours if we did that, dude. Matter of fact, I'm going to come and visit you. I'm going to come and visit you in New York. I'm going to bring some fucking baby oil. Ask Casey if we're allowed to do things if it's just for OnlyFans. No, we don't got to.

Listen, it doesn't need to be. I don't think it's cheating if it's me and you on OnlyFans. Ask her. I don't think there needs to be penetration. All I'm saying is all we got to do is just get naked and rub each other down with oil. Yes, yes. And if they're shifting, they're shifting. How much money do you think we can make if we did that?

I don't know, but enough to go on a nice trip to Europe. Let's do it. Yo. Jared, welcome to the podcast. Hit up Joel if you want to. Hit up Joel, Zach. No, the podcast hit up joelle if you want to hit up joelle zach no do not hit up joelle we're not getting a fucking only man all right we love you five six seven eight stories about a show we made about a bunch of docs and nurses in a canada who love I'm Raquel Willis. Join me on my new podcast, Queer Chronicles,

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