Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic: 119 - My Old Man With Sarah Chalke

Episode Date: April 23, 2025

On this week's episode, the big three are all visited by their parents, causing a wave of regression among the young doctors. In the real world, the big three are back in action, as Sarah Chalke joins... Zach and Donald for another trip down memory lane.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah, but that's not a headband. That's like a wrap. No, it's a thick, well, it's not a wrap. I have long hair now. Before you judge, it's not like a do-rag. What are you laughing at? You press record? Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Okay. It's not a do-rag. I didn't think it was a do-rag. It looks more like a, like, you know when young ladies go out but they haven't got their hair did, and so they put something over it. Not necessarily a do-rag, but like a, it's something that keeps the hair back tight and everything like that. Yeah. Or what or what ladies are taking off their makeup and they put this to keep their hair off their face? Yes, it looks like that. I'm not saying now I'm not saying it's just made for ladies. I'm sure it was no working out. I right now your face is pulled so far
Starting point is 00:03:36 back that you look like you might have gotten a little Botox in it. That's how I'll be the first to admit that I'm not sure if I can pull it off. You never you ever buy something and you're auditioning how you feel about it? No, I don't have the luxury of doing that. I try that shit on at the store. Well, it's a headband. It probably costs eight bucks. But I'm trying out to see if I...
Starting point is 00:03:55 Because I have long hair now. I haven't had a haircut in a very long time. My hair is always in my face. Here's the problem. I usually rock a baseball hat. I'm trying to shake it up. But I don't know that it's working, especially with all this judgment. I don't know if it's going to stay around.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Here's the problem with getting things in the mail and stuff like that, trying things on. And you've got to send it back. And sending it back takes way more effort than it would if you just went to the store and you tried it on at the store. You've got to go to the freaking post office or or the wherever you get wherever you send your stuff out you got to get a box it has to get weighed there's so many things that come
Starting point is 00:04:32 i would prefer if i was going to get something like that right not have to return it so therefore but i would have stayed i mean you like it so it's all good but if you didn't like it it would have been a pain in the ass for you to take that well I hear what you're saying about more expensive things. I wouldn't have returned this tiny piece of cloth I would have handed it off to my girlfriend and said use this for your makeup I don't know, but I'm trying it out because listen. I'm working out as you know Yeah, and my hair is everywhere my hair is very long, so I'm trying to get it off off
Starting point is 00:05:04 You know out out of my way It looks good I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't I feel I feel i'm not gonna lie to you. It looks good It makes you look so much younger. I feel your judgment. So you're saying I feel like you're saying it's pulling my my skin back Like botox. Yeah, absolutely. I feel like when my skin back like Botox? Yeah, absolutely. I feel like when set quarantine is over, you should test that out on the masses and just wear that out. I don't think people like our next zoom meeting. My girlfriend already said it's like a very bro-y. It's like a bro thing. I didn't like
Starting point is 00:05:40 that adjective. Oh, well, you know. Bro-y We did you know that places like Hoboken, they call it home home broken. Bro, Hogan, no, whole broken, like whole broken. So there's a lot of bros. There's a lot of bros and hope. Yeah, there's always been a lot of bro. It's like a lot of college kid bro baseball head backwards. No, not bro. Bokin, that's what they call it.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Bro Bokin, bro. And bro Bokin. Oh, yeah they call it. Bro Bokin. Bro Bokin. Bro Bokin. Oh yeah, because you live there, right? For like a half a year I lived in Jersey and all I heard was, you going to Bro Bokin, dude? Where would you go out when you were like going for drinks with friends, would you go to Bro Bokin? No, I would chill in downtown Jersey City. Oh, and how's Jersey City? I've never had a drink in Jersey City in my life.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Well, Jersey City is gentrified. Apparently Jersey City used to be a very very different neighborhood than how it is now and Gentrification happened and it was a bunch of warehouses also so like if you lived in Jersey City you lived amongst warehouses And so now it's like yuppieville and stuff anyway, so bro boken yes best best sushi I've ever had in Jersey. The name of the place is called Saku. Saku? Yeah. In Jersey City. And where was your favorite bar in Jersey City?
Starting point is 00:06:57 If people want to go, do you remember the name? Well, I Saku'd out. I would go to Saku like all the time. My favorite bar to go to, however like all the time. My favorite- Oh boy. Oh boy. My favorite bar to go to, however, in Jersey City was definitely, I would find myself at Hudson Hall quite a bit. Hudson Hall.
Starting point is 00:07:15 All right. Well, if you're in Jersey City, everybody, support Jersey bars and go to Hudson Hall and ask them where Donald Faison sat and you can rub your cheeks on the stool. Well, you could do that. That's fine. Or you could just go and have a drink. Tell them I sent you. Sarah, does your audio work now? No, it does not. It does not. Oh my God. Dan, Dan. You guys, I want you to know that Dan had a private session with Sarah this time to talk her through her audio and I don't know what it is
Starting point is 00:07:45 But she's just I think it's safe to say not tech savvy She has to have some skill when it comes to tech. Well, she does voiceover. She had a prior I know how I bet the Rick and Morty people don't have to put up with this Okay. Okay. Now I'm unplugging my headphones. Do you hear me now? Okay, good. Perfect. Oh Love okay, Dan. Dan. Now you gotta record. Now you have to record. Can you please edit this out? No way. I cannot do it. No way. This is gold. This is gold. Are you kidding me? No way. Request. As a bunch of docs and nurses
Starting point is 00:08:26 and a janitor who loved to hate acid here's the stories that we all should know so gather round to hear our gather round to hear our spurs we watch show with Zach and Dono mm-hmm good call
Starting point is 00:08:44 I wanna do the five, six, seven, eight well, what you didn't you didn't deserve it you don't Well see how you perform on the show and if you're if you're good enough We'll let you do the end one the outro so much pressure. Okay is anyone else hearing opera? No Maybe on the iTunes app on your iPad, someone accidentally hit opera. Yeah, but that totally fixed it. That totally fixed it, but it was a Peppa Pig episode.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I didn't know they did opera on Peppa Pig, but. Oh, OK. Oh my gosh. Peppa Pig! Peppa Pig has made a return in our house. I thought we were done with Peppa Pig. All of a sudden... I don't mean to understand. Will you tell people that don't have children what the hell
Starting point is 00:09:33 Peppa Pig is? Peppa Pig is a British show, cartoon about a pig named Peppa. And it starts off, hi, I'm Peppa Pig. This is my brother George. This is Mommy Pig and this is Daddy Pig. And is my brother George. This is mommy pig and this is daddy pig. And each time she introduces one of the pigs. Right, well, Susie Sheep's her best friend. Every time they introduce one of the pigs, they snort. So I'm Peppa Pig.
Starting point is 00:09:56 This is my brother George. This is mommy pig and this is daddy pig. Okay, and what are they going to adventure? I'm assuming they go on adventures and... No, they go to school. It's like a kids show for... It's like to help with etiquette and, you know, like how you're supposed to react to...
Starting point is 00:10:15 It helps you to react like Peppa and her family do to certain things. Oh, because they're like proper. They're good. They're like... No, it's not that... Well, I mean, I guess you could say British folks are proper. That's, that's one way. Well, I just mean like they have good etiquette. They have good manners, right? They definitely have good, like you can't jump in muddy puddles unless you wear your boots. Okay. That's one of the main refrains is jumping up and down in muddy puddles. Splish splash splash splash splash splash.
Starting point is 00:10:45 But also it's incredibly funny as most British humour is and like my 14 year old nephew who I'll like never be as cool as him ever was watching Peppa Pig with Frankie who was three at the time and he was like, yeah you gotta get over here. You gotta come watch this. It was like the most, I was doubled over. I'm sending you guys the link and you're not going to believe the humor in this. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Oh, I already know the humor in Pepper Pig. Oh my God. The one about where she can't whistle. She's like whistling like this and hangs it right up on Susie Sheep. I mean, it's like gold. It's amazing. I'm sending it.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Okay, so like Trader Joe's. Yes, Trader Joe's. Trader I'm sending it. Okay, so Trader Joe's. Yes, Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's, they do not have a Trader Joe's here and people, all of my friends drive over the border to go get Trader Joe's and bring it back. But they also, there's a company that was like some article about a store. That's what I was telling everyone
Starting point is 00:11:38 while you were doing this. There was a store that was like, fuck it, we're just gonna make our own store. They went across the border. Oh, Trader Joe's. border bought shit and just sold the shit at their store, right? Yes. What was it called trader? They had a camera a really long time ago. Hey Jane or something. Totally. Yeah. No, it's it's a whole it's a whole thing Tiny how long did how long would do how long will it take? Would it take you wherever you are to get in the United States across the border? Oh, it's not long. Um it take you wherever you are to get in the United States across the border? Oh, it's not long. Um,
Starting point is 00:12:11 like two hours. Oh, okay. So you're not that far. Yeah. Yeah. We miss you, Sarah. We were talking, we've been talking about how we never see you and we miss your face. I miss you guys too. We got the band back together on zoom. Now look at this. The band's back together on zoom the band is back together we can't do our handshake virtually donald and make zach jealous it's all good he doesn't like our handshake i don't think i think he hated it i'm just jealous i never whenever people do those like epically long handshakes i i i frown but only because i i've never been involved with one and i i couldn't possibly remember it so maybe i'm just jealous i have a very long one with sarah chock and I have a very long one with Sarah Chuck and I have a very long one with Breckenmire. Those are the only two handshakes that I have in my life where I'm like,
Starting point is 00:12:51 jeez this is a long ass handshake. Could you and Sarah get right back into it without fault right now you think? Oh fuck yeah. Get it girl! Running man, you get it. Running man. You get it. See you later. Sal, we were talking in the last episode about your epic, we were talking about your epic
Starting point is 00:13:11 I Told You So dance and how long it was. Oh my God. That's so funny. People send me that at different moments in my life over social media. That was one of those fun times on Scrubs. Like what a unique job. When do you get to do this? Where Bill was just like the line in the script
Starting point is 00:13:28 that I told you so. And he said, instead of saying that, just make up like a song and a dance. And I told you so song and dance. And it's just like, you know, it's not frequent that you have to do that on a job. So it's fun. Well, do you remember getting down into the splits?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yeah, it's hard to get out of them. I remember getting down into the splits? Yeah, it's hard to get out of them. I remember getting down into it and being like, and I'm stuck. I was going to say there's some video, I think on one of the gag reels, people can watch on YouTube if you're interested, where Sari just kept going and going and going with her I Told You So dance, and they only could put a short piece of it in the show. But it went on for like a full minute, I think. Oh, yeah, they didn't cut, so I just kept going and then brought in some French and German,
Starting point is 00:14:13 like I told you so in German, which is, ja, das stimmt, ich hab's gesagt, because obviously after being tortured going to German school twice a week for my entire upbringing, any time I can feel that it's actually, it's only been useful in scrubs. That's the only time I've ever used my German. Really? Yeah, when we would go to international up-fronts and stuff like that it was always helpful. Yeah, when you do press you must be very popular with the French and German press I would
Starting point is 00:14:38 think because of Sarah is fully trilingual. Not anymore. I was as a kid, French I still, I can speak but after my grandmother died, we don't really speak German anymore. So I've lost so much of it. But French I still have because that was, you know, all day, everyday school was in French like math, science, PE, everything. I'm so jealous of people that can speak multiple languages. I wish I could speak multiple languages, man.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Like I tried to get the Rosetta Stone and I just failed at it. Do it! You know what I mean? But I failed at it. No, you didn't fail at it. You just didn't commit, Donald. You know what? That's a better way to look at it.
Starting point is 00:15:18 That's a better way to look at it. You know, I probably could have been great at basketball if I dedicated a lot of time to it. I mean, I'm not saying I would have been like had natural super skills, but I always think of it like like, you know, it's what you dedicate time and focus and energy to. You know what, you're absolutely right, because I know a lot of people who didn't play sports growing up and put a lot of energy into sports when they got older, meaning like tennis or golf or something like that. And now they are very good at those sports. Right. I just want to clarify for yourself, for your own psyche, that you could probably
Starting point is 00:15:55 be, you could easily become bilingual if you cared enough to, if you dedicated the hours you dedicate to animation to learning a language. I probably would be fluent in a language right now. What language would you choose? If I could choose a language, hmm, that's interesting. I would choose Spanish because here we are living in California and it feels like it makes the most sense to be able to speak with so many Spanish speakers that are here. Ah, yeah. Spanish is a good one. Wow. Chinese is probably a good one now. French is a good
Starting point is 00:16:31 one. But if I could choose, I would want to choose something that's like out of the ordinary. Hebrew! I would love to learn to talk Hebrew. That would be great, actually. Oh my God, you speaking Hebrew in Israel would be one of the most amazing things. Can you just do it, please? We'll do it together. We'll do it together. I'll learn Hebrew. That would be great. I would love that. Well, so Sarah, we were talking about learning sports and stuff like that. Learning sports and stuff. I know you wanted to say
Starting point is 00:16:58 something. Go ahead. Oh, no, I just want to say two things. One that, yes, Donald, pick a language and absolutely master it. In terms of languages, I kind of cheated because I was a kid and I feel as a kid, it's like a gift into your brain. It's so easy and as an adult, it's so much harder. But sports, I'm living proof that what Zach just said is not true about you could play basketball
Starting point is 00:17:22 and become really good. I devoted so much time in my youth to basketball. It's all I wanted and I wanted it so bad. And I tried out for the basketball team in grade five, grade six, grade seven. I was at our neighbor's hoop in the pouring rain in Canada practicing every day. And then tryouts for grade seven basketball came
Starting point is 00:17:40 and I was like, this is my year. The basketball came from across the court, hit me square in the face and started a series of like crazy nosebleeds that lasted for months until I got my nose cauterized. But anyways, I kept trying out for the team and I kept practicing and I take like camps and I would try so hard. And finally in grade 10, and I was still the shortest kid in the class, I grew when I was like really like 18 or something. So I finally made the team and Blake who you both met who's my brother-in-law was two years older
Starting point is 00:18:10 and was my coach and makes fun of me till this day. And I made the team but I spent the whole time on the bench. But I was like, I didn't care cause I had a Jersey and I was on the team and I was getting on the bus with all of my buddies to go to the game and that's all I wanted. And we had a really good team and they would put me on his center forward as like a joke
Starting point is 00:18:27 when we were beating the other team, like 70 to four. And I'd be like jumping, trying to like, and it was all effort, no skill. So trying so hard and just, yeah. Well, you know what? You made the team. So all of that practice paid off. And you got to run up and down a couple of, for a couple of minutes during every game that year, I'm sure. I just think a lot of people say, and I'm including myself in this, like, oh, I suck at that. Oh, I suck at that.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Oh, I can't cook. Oh, I can't drive a motorcycle. Oh, I can't play basketball. And it's like, no, well, maybe you're not amazing at it, but you never dedicated any fucking time to trying right well There is that there is there is that there is that like I say all the time I can't write and I'm gonna be honest with you I can imagine so much and I can and I can and I can come up with so many stories You know what I've never done though? You know what I've never practiced? Trying to write it into, trying to write it down. I've always been like, well, I've got this idea. And somebody's like, oh, you should write it down. And I'm like, oh, no, I'm not a writer.
Starting point is 00:19:36 How would I ever know if I don't sit down and I put the pen to pad? Of course. Just imagine something you love, like in your case it would be animation or basketball or golf. Imagine all those hours you had been in a writing class. Right. You'd probably be a fucking amazing writer. Right, right. Absolutely. Or practicing, not just sitting in a class.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Well, it's like you said, I would learn how to write, that doesn't necessarily mean I'd be a great writer. I might not be great at it, but I would be able to understand structure and I would understand, you know, how to tell a story. You would still get way better. You would get way better even if no matter where you're starting at, will you become one of the greatest writers of all time? No. But if you, but you'd be, I guarantee you with practice, you'd be pretty darn good. I feel like you get put in a box as a kid of the things you can and can't do so early. And for me, that was singing. I was in grade five and Mrs. McKinnon was like, chalk girls, just mouth the words for this performance
Starting point is 00:20:36 to my sister and I, when we were singing Christmas Carols in a mall for some school, not a fancy choir, like a school choir. And I feel like it was that moment where I loved nothing more than musical theater and was doing musical theater after school. And it just completely shut me down and put me in this box of like,
Starting point is 00:20:54 oh, that's something that I can't do. So I stopped working at it and learning and trying. And who knows where you would have gotten if you would have kept going. Yeah, you could have been Adele. Eponine in Les Mis on Broadway. Well, you think it's, you think, I remember a kid I went to school with could not really sing that well. He could barely hold a tune. You know what I mean? But he could play the piano really, really well, right? When he graduated, he's gone on now to write songs. He performs all the time. He's a an amazing artist
Starting point is 00:21:28 You know what I mean, but I remember when he couldn't sing he could sing his ass off now You know what I mean? So cool my little brother Olamide when he was in a band called imagine when he auditioned for the band imagine He he sang show tunes cuz that's all he knew. I think his audition was something like, you know, the song, the Peter Pan, I won't grow up. I think that was his audition for the band and they were like, well, the kid can, the kid can hold a tune. Let's see if we can work with him. Now my little brother, he has music that he works on all the time and he
Starting point is 00:22:04 tries to get it out and he's you know He's doing his thing as a musician and he's a very good singer and he sings if you ask me he sings better than A lot of these motherfuckers out right now, but that's just how do we how do we how do we hear his music? Can you give him a plus? Yeah, we'll shout him out at yo, Olamide Y o O L a m I D E. I think that's it Olamide, Y-O-O-L-A-M-I-D-E. I think that's it. I, you know, to be honest with you, I wasn't expecting to shout him out like that,
Starting point is 00:22:32 but I think that's his handle on Instagram. Okay. If it's not, we'll fix it. We'll fix it if it's not. Anyway, he worked really hard to get where he was. So I understand, I understand the premise. That doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be the greatest. I'm just saying an epiphany I had in my own life, you know, in my 20s was, you know, stop saying you suck at X, Y, and Z. And it's not that you
Starting point is 00:22:59 don't, but it's because you haven't dedicated any interest. And it comes at any time, and it comes with interest. So the things that we're all interested in, in our own lives, our own hobbies and things outside of being an actor, we'll dedicate countless hours to. For me, one of my hobbies is photography. I will be online looking at cameras
Starting point is 00:23:18 and playing with new cameras for endless hours. Now I could be dedicating that time to something else and get quite good at that thing. So it's just foolish to say like, oh, I suck at that. You might, but it's not because you, it's in your bones. It's because you didn't dedicate any commitment to time. That's all I'm lying about. I agree with that 100%. And that also goes for learning lines also. Yes. Sure. Just putting it out there. Yeah. Donald always used to say, and always does say, oh, I can't learn lines. That's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:23:47 You were fucking high watching basketball. And that was honest. That's the honest to goodness truth. And when I stopped doing all of that, I found that learning lines was actually very easy to do when you just, look, if you can't learn it in two hours, there's something wrong. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:04 You should really think about finding other exercises to do when it comes to line learning, that is. It's just a matter of practice for me. By the way, we should just, Sarah, before we get in the episode, how is your quarantine going? You're up in Canada still, I assume? Yeah, yeah, I'm up in Canada.
Starting point is 00:24:21 And it's like a never ending roller coaster. We're doing pretty good. We've had like a little bit, you know, people get sick and then obviously that's not a fun time because every, you know, anytime you get any symptom right now, it's terrifying. And just trying to find ways to keep the kids positive and occupied. And I feel like it's, you know, it's a constant game with your own brain to just, you know, keep focused on positive stuff. And are they opening schools back up in Canada yet? They are. They sent out a survey to say, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:06 would you send your kids back? And I answered back, I would not, could not, in a boat I would not, could not, with a goat. Right. It's kind of hard to do that right now. That's the one thing that's, you know, that's the one thing that I, I don't know that I could do that, you know. I could, I can't, I know, I don't say, I shouldn't say I don't know. I know that I wouldn't. I'm not ready for that yet. But they're not doing that this school year, right? The talk, if anything, would be the fall.
Starting point is 00:25:33 No, they're opening here now. They're already open. Some people are talking about August. Some schools are already back. Yeah. My kids' schools are back. And I feel like, I feel like it's, you know, I pardon me, which is the message they were putting out there was there's absolutely a need for some kids to go back to school. So please, if you can keep your kids home to make more space for the kids who have to go back so that there can be social distancing, as opposed to like, do you want to send your kids
Starting point is 00:26:02 back, it should be, I think, a little more focused on the goal of keeping the numbers small still for the people that have to go back because they need to go back or because their parents are working on the front line or whatever it is. Mm, right. Sarah, forgive me for not knowing this, but has Canada been hit, I mean, I know it per capita,
Starting point is 00:26:21 obviously, but has it been hit as hard as the United States has been hit with it? I don't think so, right? You know, the numbers on the west coast are a lot better than the numbers on the east coast right now. And I think that, you know, part of that is the west coast of Canada, their spring break was a little bit sooner. It hit there first. The west coast had a bit more benefit of time in terms of locking down a bit earlier in terms of when the virus arrived. And I think it's obviously less densely populated. And so I think part of it is just luck. Part of it's the social distancing, but the numbers have been lower. And the borders aren't open yet, right? Like you might be able to because you have
Starting point is 00:27:05 dual citizenship, right? You can. But if you don't have dual citizenship, you can't get into the United States, right? No, they're still closed. I don't know what their plans are for that. Oh, I miss you. Well, yeah. I miss you guys too. And you guys have been keeping me entertained and happy. Are you really listening? Because we had to prove to Randall, I don't know if you heard the episode with Randall, but he tried to act like he was listening and then he said three two one and he got outed. No, I've been listening. I haven't heard all of them. I've heard a bunch of them and it's making me so happy and I can't believe how much you guys remember and it's so fun to just especially in a time like this like go back into that
Starting point is 00:27:41 go back into that headspace and And we had so much fun. We had so many fucking laughs. And I, yeah, all of it. Like Donald singing Sanford and Son the other day. You know what it is. It's fun to hear Johnny C. Well, you know what it is. I was hanging out with Paul Rudd and Alicia Silverstone
Starting point is 00:28:00 and Breckenmire doing a clueless reunion like a year and a half ago or something like that, right? And Paul said something that was very, very interesting. He was like, we have history together. You know what I mean? So because we have history together, it's so easy to fall back into where we were when we were working on Scrubs, right? He was saying we're clueless. He was like, we had such a great time and it was such a big opportunity for all of us.
Starting point is 00:28:32 And it turned into something so big that when we see each other, you can't help but reminisce and feel all of those great feelings that you had when shit jumped off, right? Yeah, I think also, you also, when we did the show, we didn't have all these years of knowing just how special it really was.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I mean, we've all done plenty of jobs since and continue to work and will till our dying day. But I think when I watch these episodes back and I talk to you guys and it's great seeing everyone now, we're doing the show, we see you, Sarah, we saw Johnny C. We see people that we don't see all the time. It's even bringing back more nostalgia for me because I'm going, wow, what a unique time this was to not only do something for so long, but to create this wonderful bond with these people.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And it's, you know, a lot of jobs as an actor that you do, they're fun and everyone's cool and it works or it doesn't, but it isn't such a special thing where you have these lifelong bonds with people. It's so true. It was our 20s, right? It was our 20s. It was such a formative time, I think, too, in our lives.
Starting point is 00:29:37 And then for it to be on such a special show, and yeah, like you guys were saying, now we realize being adults, how fucking rare that is. And to have, you know, I mean, we would, we would spend it was like you guys were talking about with Randall. It's like, we would spend 1620 hours shooting, we would go over time that people don't never do anymore. And then we would go with the whole crew to the money tree. You know, on a Friday night, we would have wine and cheese Fridays. I mean, we've literally just spent like over a hundred hours together and then,
Starting point is 00:30:10 you know, and then are still hanging out or would hang out on the weekends. And I think we'd really all eat lunch together. I mean, I don't know if you guys nowadays on sets, people are like, all right, later it's like lunch. Everyone goes to my trailer. I go right to my trailer. But we used to every single day for nine, for eight years have lunch together. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Yeah. It's so, it's so, it's so rare. I was working on a job like a year ago and I just, I was new there and I just grabbed my train, went down and sat with the crew and a couple of guys that I'd worked with years and years ago. And somebody said like, oh, actually, you should just go to the trailer. I was like, oh, that's not how it's not how I grew up.
Starting point is 00:30:47 That's not what I enjoy. And it was, yeah, I don't know if you guys remember, but Carrie Bennett, our amazing costume designer who had her own fabulous. I definitely remember Carrie Bennett. I think she was so great. So she she she she'd say to me, you know, after lunch, she was like, Sarah, um, I don't want to say this, but we're running out of scrubs in of your scrubs. And we, we, we just need to, we're going to give you this art smock as a giant bib. And you've got to wear it to the lunch tent. And I was like, you're kidding me, right, Carrie? She's like, no, no, just like wear it and then it will protect the scrubs, these beautiful baby blue scrubs from the chili stain. And so I did and it was kind of humiliating
Starting point is 00:31:31 and I was super proud. I came back from lunch and I'm like, Carrie, and then I had taken a quick disco nap in my dressing room and I fell asleep on a Sharpie. And so these baby blue scrubs that were like pristine on the front had like a Sharpie staying the size of a grapefruit on the butt. Sarah, is it okay to tell everyone
Starting point is 00:31:53 that you're not necessarily the tidiest person? Oh my God, I forgot about that. Your dressing room. Oh my God. Holy shit. How did you find anything in that? You've never seen anything like it, people. Oh my God. That's right. That is so true. Well, I don't know. Do you guys remember I moved dressing rooms? Because I was between your two dressing rooms at the right end of the hallway. And then in whatever season that Heather Graham
Starting point is 00:32:21 came on, she was coming for eight episodes. And they made her a really nice dressing and they brought in like new carpeting and they painted, they brought in this cute little couch and it was smaller than our dressing but it was so pretty. And so when she left, they let me have it. So I ended up switching over to Heather's dressing room, which is amazing. They fixed up a dressing room because Heather Graham was coming. And then when she left, you were like, can I have it?
Starting point is 00:32:44 And they were like, sure. Like I'm so fucked up that after all this time, you didn't get that dressing room because Heather Graham was coming. And then when she left, you were like, can I have it? And they were like, sure. Like, it's so fucked up that after all this time, you didn't get that dressing room. Well, that's, that's, you moved across the hall. That's right. You moved to the other side. Oh, but okay. Yes, I did. And, and to, as more proof that I've been listening to your podcast, Johnny C. I was laughing so hard. He was like, he was like, remember we remember how we each got $1,500 from Disney every year to improve our dress rooms? I was like, hell no. I remember just going in there. I remember going into, Donald didn't have much decor
Starting point is 00:33:15 and he would just like add like whatever the latest video game system and the controllers everywhere. And then Sarah looked like a teenager exploded. There was just like shit everywhere. I kind of was a teenager. I mean, when I look back at those episodes, we were babies. Like I guess in the 24s.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Yeah, but you were in your 20s, you weren't a teenager kiddo. I know, I know, I know, you're right. And then Zach, your dressing room looked like fucking, you would walk in and it would smell good. You had freaking art on the wall and shit like that. Yes. I fixed it up.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I was there my whole life. I thought it had to be a little bit nice. But I want everyone to realize, these are still hospital rooms, okay? These are small hospital rooms that basically just had some Ikea furniture and a fresh coat of paint. But dude, you changed your shit up a little bit more
Starting point is 00:34:03 than just IKEA furniture Like Zach here's your room and you were like no we got to fix it. Hold on now Where did you get this? Where'd you get this furniture from? Ikea. No, no, no, no, we gonna have to get pottery barn It was not as nice as pottery barn I think it was all rental shit So every year they bring you in like, how about this couch? And you'd be like, no. And then they just go to the rental house and be like, how about this one? It was just like some bullshit couch.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I'm learning so much. I never got the 1500 Johnny C's. I never had someone say, how about this couch? I was just whatever couch was in there until I took Heather Graham's room. I mean, in my defense, I was there the most hours of the day. So I I did I did occasionally like I'm gonna need to nap So I'm gonna do remember saying I do remember going up to somebody and being like listen I don't want to be a pain in the ass or anything like that, but my couch is made out of like It's like dandery or whatever this shit is and it's really hard on my face and it's really hot is there a way we could find something that's a little bit more cooler and not cooler
Starting point is 00:35:12 like like aesthetically cooler but cooler like keeps your body cool cooler I don't want you to be a pain in the ass but is is there any way this could happen? And I remember them being like hmm. Well, let me talk to somebody about this You're talking about the frame leaves you can have her count, but maybe Zach's like they would be like here's a couch What do you think of this couch? No, okay You should have been like you should have been like Heather Graham would like me to have a nicer couch Should we get into the episode guys absolutely I know you both have I know you both have children that need tending to so Yes, we are going to break Sarah, would you like to throw to break? Five, six, seven, eight. No, no, no, no, no, Sarah. Jesus. Five, six, seven, eight.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Sarah, you do not. No, we're just saying we're going to break. Oh, God, Sarah. Guys, we are going to break. No, Sarah, do it again. Go ahead. We're going to break. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:37:22 to learn more. The big guests continue on Las Culturas. This week, it's the very funny Amy Poehler. Don't overthink it. They talk water. We did not drink water growing up. Water was not a thing. Parenting. You got teen boys.
Starting point is 00:37:36 This is like the black diamond of parenting. And of course. I don't think so, honey. Horror movies. Okay. Okay. Amy Poehler is on Las Culture. The latest episode is out now. Listen to Las Cultureistas on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Starting point is 00:37:54 The best things in life are on the other side of difficult conversations, but most people avoid them, staying silent, missing opportunities and holding themselves back. I know this is true because I used to be one of those people. As a kid, I struggled to fit in and I was afraid to speak up. That fear followed me into adulthood until I realized something powerful. Negotiation isn't a talent, it's a skill anyone can learn.
Starting point is 00:38:19 And it starts with negotiating with yourself, breaking through fear, self-doubt, and the limits we place on ourselves. Now I help people from all walks of life, whether it's people closing multi-million dollar deals, parents setting boundaries, students finding their voice, or professionals advancing their careers. If you want to handle tough conversations, get what you deserve, and take control of your future, this podcast is for you.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I'm Kwame Christian, host of Negotiate Anything, the number one negotiation podcast in the world, where you'll learn one simple truth. You don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate. Listen to Negotiate Anything on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Starting point is 00:39:02 And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, d***less version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless D***less Me. I'm the old one. I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:39:16 A lot of cussing. A lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. It could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out. It's a work in progress.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Listen to Beardless D***less Me on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever. You get your podcast. Welcome back. We're here with Sarah Chalk, the legendary Canadian. I would say America's favorite Canadian. I used to call her Canada's Britney Spears. Maybe Ryan Reynolds might be slightly more popular than you, but that's it. Other than him, maybe. Maybe Michael J. Fox. That's it.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Maybe, maybe Seth Rogen. Maybe. Oh, he's Canadian Seth Rogen? Yeah, maybe Ryan Gosling. Stop bringing Sarah down on the list. In my heart, Sarah. In my heart, Sarah, you're number one Canadian. That means a lot. All right, let's try. How about this? You're one of my favorite human beings on the planet.
Starting point is 00:40:14 How about that? That's true. That's true. And Sarah, when I see your face, I automatically smile. Put it that way. That's the highest compliment I can give someone. I see your face and I smile. I'll put it that way. That's the highest compliment I can give someone. I see your face and I smile. I'll take it. Donald, directed by Adam Bernstein
Starting point is 00:40:29 and written by Matt Tarsz. That's a power team right there. Those are two all-stars. That's a good, I knew that was, there was a reason why I really liked this episode. Well, there's a lot of good, there's a lot of good stuff in it. But for those of you who don't know at home,
Starting point is 00:40:43 those, we've been talking about them, but Adam Bernstein directed the pilot. Baby's Got Back. And also the music video for Baby's Got Back, if you want to see some of his finest work, which involves a giant ass. The set, Adam's choice, Adam's vision for the Baby's Got Back video was to just build an enormous ass. If you don't believe me, look it up on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:41:08 These dancers dance around a huge ass. Well, you know, I wonder this. Did Adam Bernstein direct Sir Mix-A-Lots' follow-up to Baby Got Back, Put It On A Glass? Very good question. Joelle, would you mind looking that up? Ask Bill. No, Bill won't know, but Joelle can look it up. Joelle, who is the genius auteur behind
Starting point is 00:41:31 Put It On The Glass? Was it indeed Adam Bernstein or not? Now, Donald, what are they putting on the glass? Their boobs or their bums? Their boobs. Oh, they're putting their boobs on the glass. Yes. So he went from Baby Got Back to Put It On The Glass. Can you imagine the meeting that he's like... Can you imagine like they're like Sir Mixlot comes in and he's like, hi, I have a song I want to do about the love for my children. And they're like, ah, no, we were thinking more along the lines of put them on the glass. I want to follow up baby got back with a song that's
Starting point is 00:42:01 really dear to me. Yeah, It's about my connection to my spirituality and my love of my parents. And right. And I'm like, no, Mix-A-Lot, we were thinking. Sir, do you think they called him sir? Sir. Sir, Sir Mix-A-Lot, we were thinking. Baby's Bout Back sold so well.
Starting point is 00:42:19 So many records. Yes. And rightly so. It's only right that we follow up with Put Them on the Glass. Yeah. Yeah. You're focusing on the tushes. We made millions. What if you did something about putting boobies on windshields?
Starting point is 00:42:32 I don't know that Put Them on the Glass was as big as Baby Got Back, though. Now, wait. I have a question, Donald. Was Put Them on the Glass specifically about putting breasts on a windscreen? Yeah. It was like on a windshield, yeah. So like, I think... What was Sir Mix-A-Lot asking of the women specifically? I don't know, but all I know is the hook was like, put them on the glass. And I remember being like, yes. What a different era.
Starting point is 00:43:00 What a different era. Joelle is fact checking who directed that. And if you don't know what we're talking about, you really need to look up these music videos. I used to PA on music videos back in the day. And it was a different era. I mean, people actually watched music videos back then. You remember? Yeah, dude, I remember music video.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I remember MTV. What I really remember is The Box. And that was when you got to call in and make your video request. Canada had the box for a while. Y'all also had other things that, look, here's what was dope about just shouting out your home country. Her name's-
Starting point is 00:43:38 Degrassi? Degrassi Jr. High? Well, Degrassi Jr. High, Degrassi High, Yo MTV Raps, but there was another one, it was like Music Box or some shit like that. I forget the name of it, but it was like, all right, so when I was a kid, BET had Rap City. Oh, was that, yeah, that was BET, I think, yes, right? And so Canada also had a rap city also,
Starting point is 00:44:05 and it would be Canadian artists. And that's how I learned about Cardinal Official and all of these Toronto artists and stuff like that. Anyway, if you had cable when you were a kid, you could get Canadian television. And on Canadian television, they would play Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High. And what's the name of the channel?
Starting point is 00:44:23 Did you watch Degrassi? You can't do that on television. Oh,i? You can't do that on television. Oh I remember you can't do that on television. Uh Moose uh Yakustin. Yeah. Peeking out of the lockers. Wasn't Alanis Moore set on that? Yes and Sarah wasn't that um wasn't that the show where if you if you said I don't know they dropped green shit on you? No that's something on Nickel I thought that was a Nickelodeon show. Oh, that's Nickelodeon. I thought that was a Nickelodeon show.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Anyway, my point is, my point is, you guys had some pretty dope television to watch as kids, man. They dealt with some serious shit on Degrassi, man. It wasn't like the usual, you know, it wasn't Saved by the Bell where Shorty got hooked on freaking caffeine pills. On Degrassi? Thaty got hooked on freaking caffeine pills on Degrassi. That motherfucker got hooked on meth, like shit like that, like on like straight up pills, dude. Yeah. And was Drake a leading character on Degrassi or like supporting? We were older by the time Drake was on Degrassi. They weren't, you know, some of the original cast had come back and they were like the teachers on, they were like, I see building type shit.
Starting point is 00:45:25 I see. But when it comes to, when it came to like, there was a girl on the show who got pregnant in junior high school or something like that and goes into high school. I think her name was Caitlin or something like that. She goes to high school and she got a baby and stuff. I don't remember. Listen, I don't remember it well, but I just remember it was like, these are more realistic problems that youth are going through right now
Starting point is 00:45:47 When I would watch de grassi and stuff like that Watching uh compared to watching save by the bell or you know city high or or you know hang time Y'all had the freaking real deal. Holy feel Things happen to kids and also interracial. All types of shit on that shit. You know, I just remember. I remember well. Well, let's chime in. Donald, at 50 seconds, you vacuum Rowdy. Yeah. I laughed at that.
Starting point is 00:46:16 That was the best part of the episode. I have an LOL mark beside that one. That was terrible. I think that's the only time. I think we don't ask the Scrubs Wiki guy. I'm pretty sure it's the only time in nine we don't ask to ask the Scrubs Wiki guy. I'm pretty sure it's the only time in nine years. Rowdy's ever been vacuumed. You know, it can get just because it's dead. I mean, I guess it can't get fleas. Can it?
Starting point is 00:46:35 I don't know if dead animals can get fleas too. Well, I know you're working on the put them on the glass, but I'm just kidding. Don't worry about it. Okay. So let me ask you this. Yeah. I, I, okay. I know both of you do. I love my parents. Yeah. I was about to say the same thing. I love having them around. You know what I mean? So when watching this and they're like, and, and Turk and, and Elliot and JD are trying to avoid their parents. I was like, I don't necessarily fall in line with this.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I don't necessarily, you know, I love my mom and when my dad are around me, you know what I mean? It's a lot of fun. I know, and I was thinking this. I know you both so well, and I know that you both are very close with your family and your parents. And as you know, I am the same way. And it's funny that
Starting point is 00:47:26 the writers will blame Matt Sarsas since he's credited as the head writer on this episode. There wasn't a varying point of view. The whole episode was like... It was like a universal truth. Parents suck. I know. I got very lucky in the parent department as well. And so, um, yeah, that moment when, when Tati walks up and Donald and I are so bummed. Yeah, you're crying. You're literally, you're, you're, you're, you're comforting each other. And then I come and hug Donald because he's so sad that his mom, now, by the way, Hattie
Starting point is 00:48:01 Winston played, uh, your mom. Yeah, she did. Let's give a shout out to Hattie Winston. And she was very funny and very lovable. I mean, I guess she's supposed to be that she gives you a lot of shit. But I mean, I didn't buy that she was the pain in the ass. She was lovable and fun. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Do you remember Hattie Winston from our youth? No. What was she on? The Electric Company. With Morgan Freeman back in it. Do you remember The Electric Company? Yes, I do. Do you remember the Bloodhound Gang?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Wasn't it? Hey you guys! Yeah, da da da da da da. Uh, I forget this one. Come along. No, that's Great Space Coaster I'm thinking of. Shoot, uh, remember Great Space Coaster. Anyway, Howdy Winston Electric Company. Morgan Freeman Electric Company. It's the Great Space Coaster. Get on board to the great space coaster.
Starting point is 00:48:47 See, notice I'm conspicuously silent any time you guys start singing because I revert into this little shell where Mrs. McKim is like sitting over my right shoulder. Well, Sarah, in the spirit of this episode, you can't do that anymore. I can't do that. I can't do that anymore. And I've always made fun of you for singing, but now that I've heard that it's a tender spot in your heart, I never will again. Kie Moah.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Oh, boy. So, I never will again. Qui est moi? Oh boy. So I got Hattie Winston. Yeah, you see, one of my favorite scenes was Hattie Winston and Judy, you know, when they first meet and Judy fucking just lays out, lays it all on the table. Oh, I just got the note from Joel, put him on the glass is not Adam Bernstein. Okay. Well, there it is. Sarah, the guests don't usually read the producers' notes.
Starting point is 00:49:27 That's usually for the two hosts. But if you want to, Sarah, you're the first guest that's had the audacity to read our producers' notes to us. I'm all right with that. I think that shows my comfort level. I'm all right with it, don't worry. If you want to read more production notes. Let's do our handshake, let's do our handshake Donald.
Starting point is 00:49:46 Sarah, if you wouldn't mind closing the chat thing, because what if Joelle's like, oh my God, shut Sarah up, and then we, you read it. Joelle would never say anything like that. This just in, Sarah needs to stop talking so much. Note from Joelle's, Sarah won't shut the fuck up, please move on from this topic. Have her shorten her sentence, answers quick, Sarah won't shut the fuck up. Please move on from this topic.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Have her shorten her sentence. Answers, shorter is better. Shorter is better, God is to well. I wish the audience could see, wait before you say that, I wish the audience could see how Sarah has framed her iPad. It's as though like,
Starting point is 00:50:17 you know when you talk to your grandparents and all you see is like an eyebrow and maybe an ear? That's the camera shot we have of Sarah. Okay, that's because my laptop's broken, so I'm on an iPad. So it's precariously balanced on a tower of books and poker chips and a gift that's wrapped and counterbalanced with a hot cup of scalding matcha.
Starting point is 00:50:40 How many different types of tea are in front of you on that table? Hmm, so only one, this cup of matcha. I have a few other beverages around me that is not tea, but as Donald was saying at the beginning that I like salad, I was telling my kids the other day because they were teasing me for how much I keep making soup and they're so tired of soup and it's this soup and then that soup and then I'm just trying to keep everybody healthy. And so I was explaining to them how my nickname on scrubs, other than Second Becky, was also soup for breakfast because I would always have soup for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:51:08 But also, Sarai, the only person I know who would like make a tea and like bring it to the set or to her room and then have a few sips of that and then be like, I'm gonna go make a different flavored tea and then have one in each hand and like just be bouncing between the flavors. I've never met another human being who does that. Is double fisting?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah. Well, do you remember Darla, our makeup artist, used to put post-it notes on the makeup mirror and be like, please tomorrow beat this record and have less scalding beverages than you did today, because it would be like 14. And she'd be like, I'm tired of mopping your sweat from these hot drinks that you're drinking in the middle of summer in this poorly ventilated, air conditioned hospital. Listen, it's your method. It's how you are.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Ain't nobody fought on you for it, girl. That's how you do. I'm very familiar with how you do. Where did we get that from? All of a sudden, that became something that we talked, we said all the time. I am now familiar with how you do. Okay, I'm hearing you. am now familiar with how you do. Okay, I'm hearing you.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I am familiar. I am familiar with how you do. All right, well, let's talk about it. 104, the legendary John Ritter walks in. John Ritter. Oh, John Ritter. He was. We've all spoken about our love for John.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I've spoken on the podcast before and just in short, I loved this man so much. I grew up on Three's Company. It was sort of my introduction to physical comedy. I thought it was hilarious. I told you my embarrassing story about bringing it up at my dinner table. But I just loved this man so much. And when he came on to play my dad in this episode,
Starting point is 00:52:39 I was just giddy. I think we all were. Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead, Sarah. I couldn't believe it when I heard he was coming. I had I had worked with him when I was younger when I did you know, a series of these disease of the week movies that film up in Canada is what was filming here when I was growing up at the
Starting point is 00:52:56 time. And, and, and this one movie of the week that I got to do with John Ritter that I will never forget he was so kind to me. And I was this young kid, I think I was probably 17 maybe. And there was a power outage where I lived and my alarm didn't go off. And this has only happened to me twice, once then and then one time on Scrubs.
Starting point is 00:53:21 That wasn't a power outage, but it was another situation when Michael J. Fox was working with us. And so I'm 17, my alarm doesn't go off with a power outage, and where we're shooting is an hour and a half away. And John Ritter is John Ritter and so talented and this incredible actor and the lead of this, and I'm playing his daughter, and I had this small part, and I couldn't believe it. My phone rang and they're like, where are you? And it's obviously the worst feeling in the world. And I got in my car and I drove out there and he gave me a big hug and he's like, ah, it happens to everybody and told me this story and
Starting point is 00:53:56 immediately made me okay about it, as opposed to all of the other choices that he had. And I will never forget that. And then obviously everything you said, Zach, about like, yeah, I mean, growing up with, with three's company and being in awe of him and, you know, Sarah, did you watch that show? I mean, it's funny cause I were around the same age and I, I feel like I, I know Donald and I have referenced it a lot, but was that something in Canada you were watching? Oh, okay. It was huge. It was huge. It was one of my sisters and my favorite shows. We would sit down and watch it.
Starting point is 00:54:26 And it's like you said too, like the physical comedy was so incredible on that show. And, you know, we got a taste and a bit of an opportunity to try some physical comedy on Scrubs. That was actually one of my quarantine lessons. We've been, you know, trying to keep the kids busy and occupied during quarantine.
Starting point is 00:54:43 And with me and my sister's kids, we have such a wide variety of ages. So we've been doing different things. And one of my lessons was pratfalls and my three year old was just giving her. I mean, I just like put a stack of books on the ground and I was like, okay, so you're approaching it and the trick is to like, make it look like you don't see it, so you turn away just at the last second. And I have to send you guys the video. I mean, Frankie just bailed, like just gives her bail.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Did you give her a, did you give her a mat for God's sakes? We didn't have a mat. We had like kind of a rough carpet. So probably that would have been a better way to introduce Pratt Falls with a mat. You're a very good physical comedian, Sarah. I think you're very good at Pratt Falls. It was one of the funnest things we got to do on Scrubs was like, you know, doing all the stunts and our favorite thing obviously was all of of us for all of us was to be like, let me try it. Let me try it. Except for the best story I think of not wanting to try it was Bill asking Zach and I if we would bungee jump. Oh, wow. And, and we both said no, and because we didn't want to bungee jump
Starting point is 00:55:42 and our stunt doubles met that day and my stunt doubles her first day ever doing a stunt her first time ever and they met and got fell in love and got married and then for the run of the show it was so cute our stunt doubles were married. Do you think they're still married? They are not. Oh! Not a happy ending. Sarah I love how you were not gonna leave the audience with you were gonna leave them on the positive romantic comedy version. What happened? I was... But I... They bungee'd again and then they broke up.
Starting point is 00:56:10 No, I don't know what happened. I just was on another job years and years later in New Orleans and your stunt double was working on it and I asked him about my stunt double and he said, we're no longer... I'm telling this terrible story now. This is dark. No, but by the way, I love it because it's like we're all like, oh, and then they fell in love and they got married. Are they still married? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is that this is we're now talking after the credits have rolled, man. Everybody, everybody in all the movies, it always is going to end great.
Starting point is 00:56:41 You just don't see what happens after the credits, after the credits. They hate each other, you know, a few years later and they get divorced and it's freaking ugly. I want to know what broke them up. I wish you could get... No, you don't. No, you don't. Oh, they're probably listening. This is going to be terrible. I mean, that's so personal. No, but what if it was another stunt? A stunt brought them together, another stunt tore them apart. The movie writes itself. You mock them. You mock them.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I'm not mocking them. I'm laughing with them. The best part was Bill then got so mad at Zach and I, I remember because we then go, all of us as a cast, to Brazil and Mexico to do a Scrubs press tour, and we go hang gliding. And Bill's like, you wouldn't do an organized stunt jumping off a bridge together, but you'll go to Rio and jump off a cliff attached to a kite. Yeah. All right, but wait a second together, but you'll go to Rio and jump off a cliff
Starting point is 00:57:25 attached to a kite. Yeah. All right, but wait a second, you're going too fast. I remember being like, fuck no, I don't want to bungee jump with a tied to Sarah off a bridge, but I also don't think it was fully up to us. I think that the insurance and people were like, no, no, no, you're not doing that.
Starting point is 00:57:42 But I don't know, I'll take the blame. But I do remember in Rio, was it Rio Rio that we all decided... It's very random. These guys come up to you, and they're like, do you want to do hang gliding? No, this wasn't a random guide. One of our guides was like, I have a friend who wants to... Yes. Will take you hang gliding. And hang gliding basically involves trusting a stranger and then running off a cliff with them. And I remember being like, I really hope... And they kept going like, the wind is not good today for hang gliding. And I remember in my heart being like, thank God,
Starting point is 00:58:13 thank God the wind's not good for hang gliding. And then he finally came and he's like, the wind is now good for hang gliding. And I was like, fuck, I didn't want to go. You felt that too? I felt like that. Well, we all felt like that because I remember we were all at the pool and they said hand gliding. Chilling at the pool. Chilling at the pool. Having caipirinhas.
Starting point is 00:58:31 They said hand gliding and he was in the pool and he came swimming up to us and he didn't speak very much English, but he did say, I really want to take you all hand gliding. And he kept saying that. And we were like, oh no, no. And he was like, you know what? And at one point we all got the courage. We were like, all right, fine, we'll go. And he was like, Oh, you know what? The wind's not good. And we all, like all of us were like, whoo. And we were like, well, you know what? If the wind was good, we would have win.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah, I wanted to go. I'm mad at the wind. Right. And then I remember... And then I remember... Oh, and remember in his broken English... In his broken English, he kept saying, will you be making a hand gliding? Will you be making a hand gliding? It's not good. Remember, we're all the pool drinking at the taipaninis. Remember? In his broken English, he kept saying, will you be making a hang gliding? Will you be making a hang gliding?
Starting point is 00:59:09 And I remember being like, I really don't want to make a hang gliding. I do not want to make a hang gliding. But do you guys remember, it was build up the whole trip. We were in Mexico first, then we were in Brazil, we were in Sao Paulo, and then we were in Rio. And there was build up the whole trip, like, are we going to hang glide? Are we not going to hang glide? It was this conversation the whole time.
Starting point is 00:59:25 And then by the time we got there and we said yes, and then the wind changed back. I remember thinking like, fuck, like I used to sail race my whole growing up. The wind changes on a dime. So what if it changes to not good when you're jumping off of the cliff? And I don't know if you guys remember what happened, but we sign our lives away on those contracts. We drive up this giant cliff. We get into our with our with our instructors who we're going to be jumping with and I was
Starting point is 00:59:49 terrified and the instructor came up to me and he was like, I've been doing this 25 years. Nothing has ever happened. So he goes ahead of me and I'm with another guide and you guys are all near I'm last and I and we're it's gorgeous, it's spectacular, you're flying over the jungle and then the ocean and you land on the beach. When you jump off, they say, now right away your hang glider's gonna drop until it catches wind. So there's this like split second where your hang glider just fucking drops
Starting point is 01:00:16 and your stomach goes into your throat. And he says to me right before we leave, he goes, when you run, you run, you don't change your mind because that can affect. And I'm like, if that can affect whether this thing catches wind or not, this is not an activity for participating in. So you go.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Yeah. My guy said to me, my guy said to me, the only way we can get hurt is if you stop running at the wrong time. So when I say run, you need to fucking run. Right, so we all go running towards this cliff like fucking mad people. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH were like, okay, the most important part is the landing. You don't want to land wrong because you could break your legs and everything. And I'm like, oh shit, we didn't go over landing.
Starting point is 01:01:09 We're coming in and I'm like, all right, I'm going to fucking make this landing. I'm going to make this landing. And this, I feel like this dude tripped me or some shit like that. Cause all I know is we landed and my feet were in the ground and then his foot catches mine and now my face and arms are fucking in the fucking sand dude I Love that in your mind the hang gliding guys like you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna trip this motherfucker You know the guy the guy we were all with it Oh, we were all with a guide and the guy who was like, will you be making the hang gliding went alone
Starting point is 01:01:45 because he wiped out and he was all bloody. Do you remember? He snapped his hang glider. So he was ahead of me. He lands and I'm like, he's just told me nothing could go wrong. He fucking lands, his hang glider snapped and he broke his ankle.
Starting point is 01:01:58 And that happened as I'm still in the air about to land. And so I'm like, are you kidding me right now? So he was okay, but he definitely hurt himself and we land and everybody's like getting handed their roll of film because the whole time they're like, look over and there's like a little mini camera triggered by this little thing in their hands. So they're taking pictures of us all the time.
Starting point is 01:02:16 And I thought, great, I'm gonna have proof. Nobody's gonna believe I did this. And we get down onto the beach and he says to me, I'm so sorry, I forgot to put film in the camera. So the whole time we're in the air, he's taking all these pictures. So I have a picture on the ground before we like on the cliff before we leave. And when we land and he's like, I'll take you back up again for free because I feel so bad. And I was like, Nope, Nope. We are not doing this ever again. I have my pictures. There's somewhere I remember seeing
Starting point is 01:02:44 them. I have never seen my pictures of me hang gliding ever. Before we get back into the show, I do remember another thing that happened to us while we were on this trip. It's called explosivo. It's called explosivo. And I know you guys remember this because it was the worst thing that's ever happened to me ever in my life. But I missed a whole dinner because I was sitting on a toilet exploding from my butthole. Our listeners might not want to hear about the extent of your diarrhea.
Starting point is 01:03:15 I don't care. You know what saved me though? One of my favorite Donald stories. Do you know what saved me? What? The tequila. I'm not going to lie. Oh.
Starting point is 01:03:27 So your advice for people with explosive diarrhea is to drink tequila? No, that is not my advice. As a TV doctor? That is not my advice to people. But because my stomach was so messed up, I was drinking all of these concoctions, like some of it was white, some of it was pink. Peptobismal. Like I was going crazy and nothing was working. And my stomach was always like, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Do you remember what I said after I came out of the bathroom? Has anyone ever seen a gallon of shit? Does anybody know what that looks like? That's what you said? That's what Donald said.
Starting point is 01:04:12 That was what I said. We read Brazilian barbecue. We went to Brazilian barbecue and Donald said, I wonder if I can drown it in meat. I wonder if I eat so much meat that maybe this could stop finally, because it had been 10 days at this point and it had cycled through all of us and we were like having lunch was with contest winners and I would like jump up to run puke. We all were so sick. And the whole thing with hang gliding was, is it going to be possible for us to be in
Starting point is 01:04:37 the air for 15 whole minutes? Right. So in the back of our minds was hang gliding, if we make the hang gliding, are we going to shit our pants? Yes, pretty much. It lasted for a really long time with me. I remember being on the plane and pooing on the plane from like Mexico to Brazil. So your protocol that you gave yourself of meat and tequila didn't work?
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Starting point is 01:08:21 You get your podcast. Now, Sarah, we have a very special guest today. There he is. That's Trevor. Hi, Trevor. Hi, Zach. Let me tell you guys something about Trevor. Trevor's going to explain it to us all, but I have been stealing all of my Scrubs trivia from a Scrubs Wiki, which I believe Trevor has curated himself.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Trevor, have you curated this whole thing on your own? Oh, no, no, no. It definitely is a team effort. So Scrubs wiki is similar to Wikipedia or Donald may be familiar with Wookiepedia, which is the Star Wars wiki. And so Scrubs wiki is this club's equivalent There are about a thousand of us. Oh Wow, wow
Starting point is 01:09:10 Yeah, there's a core 30 people really that kind of did the majority of it, but I'm here on the podcast today so I guess I Pulled the right you you did pull the right strings because Sarah because you don't listen to the podcast. I'll tell you I heard this I know this. If you put in Scrubs Wiki or Scrubs Trivia, this comes up and it is an amazing curated resource for you fans to check it out. And I've been stealing all sorts of factoids and trivia and all sorts of information. And finally, I was looking in the last week and
Starting point is 01:09:42 was it you, Trevor, that had written, Zach, thanks for, he put in one of the, in one of like the trivia lines, like Zach, thanks for enjoying Scrubs Wiki. Have Joel email me, I'd love to talk to you guys. So I did, it worked. And I wanna thank you and the thousand or so people that have curated this thing because it's incredible and a great source of fun for, I'm sure, fans if you have a question about an episode.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Yeah, there's a group of us that, to understand something, you need to write it down. And so when we watch an episode of Scrubs or whatever TV show that you have a favorite Wiki for, you watch it and then you write down your favorite quotes, your favorite bits of trivia, and then over time, those thousand people will help kind of correct what you might have gotten wrong. And how do you, Trevor, how do you prevent someone from, and I'm sure this happens on Wikipedia as well, but how do you prevent someone from writing something that's nonsense and isn't accurate?
Starting point is 01:10:38 Oh, I guarantee there is some nonsense and some inaccuracies there. Especially now after I've just blown it up. I was about to say, because my Wikipedia, my IMDB says I was in Uncle Buck. That's not me in Uncle Buck. You weren't? That's not me in Uncle Buck. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Now you're going to tell me. Uncle Buck is a fantastic movie, so. Uncle Buck was a fantastic movie, but I wasn't in it. Trevor, do you do any wikis for any other things that you're a fan of, or is this the only one you participate in? So it's funny the TV shows lost and scrubs and it brought me out to California and jump started my career at that website Phantom calm and so I was telling my partner who were starting to watch scrubs together now from the very first episode now We just started season 2 I Telled her that it's because
Starting point is 01:11:26 of scrubs that I got to meet her. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, because it brought you to California. So when you do it for you did it for lost as you're welcome. You're welcome. Just putting it you're welcome. You're welcome. Trevor. Yeah, you do for loss as well because loss probably really needs a wiki because it's so confusing. Yeah, Lostpedia was the big wiki where it organized all of the theories and the smoke monster and all of that crazy stuff. Is there a theory to what Lost, where they were? They ended it, right? It was all it was all it was all purgatory, right? They never explained it being purgatory. They never explained anything. They left it open-ended so you can make up your own mind that's the crazy shit with loss what they used to do was sorry sorry i guess that's a spoiler well no it's not it would loss what they would do is because everybody's what if you
Starting point is 01:12:14 haven't lost watch loss spoiler alerts uh they never saw they never solved anything on that show they would introduce something and then at the end of the season there was no explanation. It was very good though for the first few seasons and I have to, I eventually gave up I have to admit but I have a friend who's hardcore lost fan and he says up until the last 15 minutes it was one of his favorite series and then he just hated how they chose to end it, which I never saw but was assumed was purgatory, but I'm wrong. So I didn't spoiler it. Oh, I was going to segue back to Scrubs because I think Scrubs season eight finale, my finale
Starting point is 01:12:53 is probably the greatest finale to any TV. Better than Breaking Bad? Uh, so comedy. I'll hedge it. Okay. Why did you do that? And then you made him qualify. Check this this out I've never watched an episode of Breaking Bad I saw the finale and I was like, holy shit. That was a great episode You decided to start breaking bad with the finale. I'm just checking that that's true. Absolutely There's certain shows it's safe to say that you might be the only person on planet earth who started breaking that bullshit
Starting point is 01:13:22 Billy Crystal's character in in when Harry met Sally would read the end of the book before he started the book don't even try that shit I'm not the first person to do it I just happen to do it on television with television shows my friend's father my friend's father watch go ahead go ahead my friend's father watches four weddings and a funeral and skips the funeral part because it makes him too sad. He knows it's coming. Now Trevor has agreed to all of you listeners to provide a service for us and we'll have to send him a gift basket, Joel.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Can you put together a nice gift basket for Trevor? What do you like, Trevor? Well, scrubs and lost. We're going to send him swag. I, Joelle. Can you put together a nice gift basket for Trevor? What do you like, Trevor? Well, scrubs and lost. We're going to send him swag. I don't think he wants swag. I think he wants like wine, maybe some cheese. Do you drink, Trevor? I have a handful of vices. Okay. Well, you'll give Joelle all your vices. We won't announce them to the world right here. But if you send Joelle your vices, we will send you a gift basket as a thank you
Starting point is 01:14:24 for the service you're going to provide. Well, we're send you a gift basket as a thank you for the service you're gonna provide. Well, we're not drug dealers, so don't be asking for my gifts. Right, and we're not sending you leather masks. Right, we're not sending you fucking, a bottle of crack cocaine or anything like that. We are not drug dealers. Or like S&M gear, we're not sending you like.
Starting point is 01:14:38 I don't even know where to find that shit. Let's keep it 100. A giant, you know where to find it, Donald. The pleasure chest. I don't know where to find stuff like that, what are you talking about? The pleasure chest. A giant, you know where to find it, Donald. The pleasure chest. I don't know where to find stuff like that. What are you talking about? The pleasure chest. Chains, whips, lubes, oils.
Starting point is 01:14:48 I don't know where to find that shit. In the West Village, there used to be this sex shop and in the window was a giant fist. Just a giant fist. And my brother always thought it was so funny. Like, you know, he'd walk by and be like, what a funny thing to have in the window. And he would bring his friends by and be like, look, it's just a giant, like, forearm and a fist. And they would laugh.
Starting point is 01:15:12 And one day he came by the window and it wasn't in the window. And he was there to show his friends so they could laugh at the giant fist and forearm. And he went in the shop and he said, hey, where's the fist? And the shop owner went, the fist is upstairs. Could you come back? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, the fist was upstairs. That's great. Anyway, we're not sending you a fist, Trevor,
Starting point is 01:15:41 but whatever else you want, we'll send you. As in a giant, we're gonna make you a a big gift basket. So sorry, I digress. Trevor, when we have a question that we can't figure out the answer to, and it's not on Scrubs Wiki, we're going to have a thing like we have with Bill where we ask Trevor, ask Scrubs Wiki Trevor. Are you down with that? Are you down to do it? I'm happy to help, but the thing is I wrote it on the Wiki, so I wouldn't have to remember it Okay, so it sounds like he doesn't want to do it Cancel the
Starting point is 01:16:17 You know, we're rewatching the show and so as I've been doing this is so embarrassing as I've been doing this. This is so embarrassing. Right. Do you ever see that, do you ever see that firework display where they accidentally shot off like 20 minutes of fireworks at the end at one moment? I feel like that's what's happened.
Starting point is 01:16:32 I built up my fireworks and they've all exploded in my face because Trevor doesn't want to do this. No, I would absolutely love to. And as you rewatch the show, you've seen your things and I'm adding it to the Wiki. And so if you have questions I'll try my best to okay Well, it seems to me you already answered one for us because we we asked you about whether the hungry chicken was the only time
Starting point is 01:16:53 That was ever That was the only time right that was the only time the three of your characters do other celebratory Dances once coming up in the season one finale but it's not exactly hungry chicken. Okay. Sarah, do you have a trivia question that you that you could see just if Trevor might know it? He might not know it because he just said that he doesn't have it all memorized. Like something that I know the answer to and I want to I'm testing him or something? Yeah, something you know that the answer to and just see just for fun to try and stump Trevor if he
Starting point is 01:17:26 might know the answer to it could be about your character it could be about scrubs anything what song did Sam Lloyd sing so beautifully in the Bahamas oh hey yeah by oh yeah that's very good good job sorry a little bit obvious but okay what color scrubs those Jamie what color. So I was going to be judged on my question to Trevor. Donald, do you have a trivia question you want to try and stump Trevor? I don't. I just want to know if he has questions for us. OK, that's how this works. All right. Well, no, I just thought we could try and stump Trevor on my whole. My whole I can't.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Do you feel like you could stop Trevor? Um, Trevor. Um, that's a no. No, I didn't have anything prepared. All right, Trevor, do you have any questions? Interesting, interesting, Zach. Interesting. Fuck off. You guys, I was really excited about this. We've already had to return the gift basket. Trevor, do you have any questions for Sarah Chalk or Donald Faison?
Starting point is 01:18:11 Yes, Sarah, you can have Trevor's basket. Trevor, do you have any questions for us since we're all together for the first time? I do. I really do. So thanks for having me on. I'm going to go ahead and start. I'm going to go ahead and start. I'm going to start.
Starting point is 01:18:19 I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to start. I'm going to, you can have Trevor's basket. Trevor, do you have any questions for us since we're all together for the first time? I do. I really do. So thanks for having me on. You are talking about the episode My Old
Starting point is 01:18:32 Man today, right? Yes, we are. Yes, sir. Yes. Oh, what a classic. John Ritter, Patty Winston, never seen JD's mom or Turk's dad. In the episode, we do see Elliot's parents, but we never see any of her siblings. And so I'm just curious if you could do dream casting from any period of history, who would you want to play, whether a sibling or a parent? Wow. That's a great question, Trevor.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Very good. We had DL Hughley on as my brother. Right. Had he was on his Zach's brother. Had he Winston played my mom, I think she would be married to some like Turk's dad would be someone. Hmm. That's a tough one. Well, just go with Denzel. Well, I would I would go I would go with Denzel. When all else fails, go with Denzel. That's not necessarily realistic that Turk's dad would be Denzel. Well, I would go with Denzel. When all else fails, go with Denzel.
Starting point is 01:19:26 That's not necessarily realistic that Turk's dad would be Denzel Washington. Why not? Well, you know, that's just like ultimate stunt cat. That's being stingy with it. You know what I mean? And being like, being obvious and not really doing your... If I could have anybody play my dad on... Scrubs. Who would it have been? Hmm.
Starting point is 01:19:48 I would say like someone like Avery Brooks is someone I would have enjoyed playing my dad. Someone who's, I don't know what Avery Brooks is. Avery Brooks played a Hawk on Spencer for hire. He was also captain Cisco on Deep Space Nine. He was the first African-American captain in a Star Trek universe. Anyway, I would have him, Avery Brooks would have been a great, one, he was one of my mom's professors at Rutgers University. He was a theater professor, if I remember correctly. And he was on television all throughout me growing up. He could do comedy. He can do drama
Starting point is 01:20:32 He's very handsome. And so I think he he and Hattie Winston could have Definitely made Turk and he's also a bald-headed man. So, you know, it would make sense to Turk matches his dad Every books I just thought of my answer for my mom Julie Haggerty from airplane And he's also a bald-headed man, so, you know, it would make sense that Turk matches his dad. Avery Brooks. I just thought of my answer for my mom, Julie Haggerty from Airplane. Do you remember Julie Haggerty from Airplane? Yeah, but why would you... You want to explain or you just want to throw out the name? Well, I was thinking of funny women.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Catherine O'Hara is another idea. Really funny women who might be age appropriate. And those were the first two names that came to mind. I think that she's so incredibly funny. And Catherine O'Hara, of course, who's always been a living legend, but is having quite a moment right now with Schitt's Creek, I think she's hilarious. Sarah, who would be your siblings? I would have to go with my dream, Lisa Kudrow.
Starting point is 01:21:29 I have always wanted to work with her and it is still a dream of mine. And I'm such a huge fan of everything she's done. And I just think the way when you just see her read a line, sometimes I just think what that would have looked like on the page and nobody reads it like her. She's so incredibly talented and funny. And the comebacks, one of my favorite shows ever of all time. Yeah. Season the first, the first season was incredible.
Starting point is 01:21:54 So good. So good. So I feel like, um, the combination of Markey post, I mean, Markey post actually was kind of a dream casting for me. I loved her so much. And I was, she was amazing. I was waiting for us to bring her up. She did such a great job. What's the gentleman who played your dad's name? Because he was so good also. And he's in so many things, dude. And we don't make, we talk about Hattie, we talk about Markey, we talk about John Ritter. We don't talk about that guy,
Starting point is 01:22:25 and he's been in so much stuff. Joelle's on it. I can see her furiously typing as we speak. Don't worry, I joined the podcast with the Wiki already open. Oh, Trevor. That was really- Can you beat Joelle?
Starting point is 01:22:39 Trevor, go. I'd be Lane Davies. Lane Davies. He was so great. Him and Kelso in their wrestling suits, circling each other. Yeah. So good. What we could do is just keep watching the episode or talking about the episode and keep
Starting point is 01:22:57 Trevor on because he might, and Trevor, feel free, don't be shy. Feel free to weigh in since you know the episode probably better than we do after seeing it all these years later. Is that okay? Do you guys like that plan? I love it. Let's go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:13 I love it because I just figured out how to do gallery views so now I can see everybody. It's fantastic. Forever. You'll be the first caller we've ever had hang out for the going through of the episode, which we've barely done and we were an hour and 23 minutes into this. It's Sarah. It's Sarah and her tech problems. I mean, it's the bean and cheese quesadilla. How about when John Ritter checks Rowdy's balls and says, Rouser, Rowdy's a boy dog.
Starting point is 01:23:41 I mean, going back to just like minute one when he walks in the door and he says, get some chips, the look on his face and that like smiley, like nobody can do it like that. He's so good. I wrote that down too, Sarah. I wrote that down. The look on his face as he exits frame when he says, get some chips. He's like this. He really just, and I remember, you know, he's not in that many scenes. Like we
Starting point is 01:24:06 said, we had planned that he was going to be a recurring character and he was supposed to come and do another episode and he passed the night before he was supposed to come to our set. And as Donald had mentioned in another podcast, they frantically rewrote the episode and had Tom Kavanaugh come and be my, get the guest star and be my brother. But so we had planned that he was gonna be a recurring character and he was just, you know, making lots of stuff up left and right. And it was, I remember just thinking it was so funny.
Starting point is 01:24:35 Oh man, I pooed a little was, I know I'm jumping all the way to the end of the show, but that was something that he came up with on his own. It was just supposed to be pull my finger and he farts. Yeah. But I remember you getting so excited about that and being like, and coming upstairs, cause we were all working that day
Starting point is 01:24:54 and you coming upstairs, you were like, yo, dude, I pulled his finger. He went, I pooed a little. I never thought that was gonna be in the show. I just thought he was riffing and being silly and it was so funny. I mean, I know it's a fart joke, but it was still hilarious and the face he makes he's like But then after after he says that his face gets like he gets a little disgusted in himself, too
Starting point is 01:25:17 In the cafeteria when he he just palms the jello and brings it to the table He was just doing shit like that. Just like just coming up with the weirdest, funniest choices. Yeah. And the best thing about that, I pooed a little scene too, was it was also such, everything about that scene, it was such a quick scene and it had everything. It was heartbreaking and funny and then funny and then heartbreaking. You know what? It was so, you guys were both so great in that scene. Well, it's hard. It's funny. Again, the show is 22 minutes without commercials and you have to service all three of our storylines and of course, the janitor with Arlie Ermey. Again, it was like, wow, it's tricky to do three and a half stories on on all those
Starting point is 01:26:06 different people in 22 minutes, but I thought they did a good job with it. Yeah, it's really interesting how Bill was able to do that, because there is a lot of information that needed to be shoveled out in this. And they found I mean, not just the parents coming, but also Turk and Elliott winning this award from a couple of episodes ago, you know what I mean? They're studying and they're working together, it's paid off, and now they're about to go present what they've studied to a bunch of people. And also JD being pissed off about that, you know, and how he was dying to be able to do
Starting point is 01:26:41 something like that, but wasn't necessarily given the opportunity because Turk and Elliot were. Much like the handshake. Much like the handshake. Now, Sarah, at 823, you have a very impressive piece of medical jargon. I mean, neither Donald and I could do that as well as you did that, but you really must have worked on that.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Do you remember doing that? I mean, I feel like in general, I remember the medical jargon feeling like a language because you just obviously like I don't know what any of that means. Sometimes I would try and look it up so that I would be thinking maybe this will help me memorize it if I have a sort of basic understanding of it. But I remember little chunks of like I remember my first piece of medical jargon I ever had to say was superior mesenteric insufficiency and I don't know what that means. I feel like it always felt like just kind of memorizing a phonetic almost just yeah
Starting point is 01:27:35 as if you were just it was just another language. But I kind of liked it because I saw it as like a weird challenge, especially when it was something that was that long. I always found that like one trick was writing it out by hand with like a pen and just kind of, you know, putting it on paper a few times. I feel like this you did a bit of a visual. I feel like this one you did in one breath too. You were like, Yeah, but that's not hard for me. Cause that's just how I talk.
Starting point is 01:28:06 The one breath part, not a problem, the medical Jordan. Yeah, that stuff was hard. At 846, I have to use a pay phone to call my dad. In the middle of the hallway. There's a pay phone just like in the hallway. Well, there might be, but isn't it funny this many years later seeing someone, I got to call my dad and reach for a payphone. I mean, kids today probably don't know what a payphone is.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I have a question. When we started this show, were there payphones in the hospital? Weren't there payphones on the bottom floor or something like wooden payphones? I remember there being wooden payphones or something like that. I don't know if it was a prop or if it was real,
Starting point is 01:28:46 but there was definitely, it was a pay phone era still. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. They totally still existed. Do you remember when we started, you know, we talked about how we got the BlackBerrys for the first time and how exciting it was. Yes.
Starting point is 01:28:57 Right. Oh, that was such a huge deal. I mean, there were cell phones, but you had to be like wealthy. They were very, very expensive. You know, it was like a luxury. Yeah. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:29:08 Going back in time to two minutes 50, when Marquee Post says, is there a rule against looking pretty? And that was sort of always a run when Marquee Post came back in future episodes. And I remember Bill had written this one line where I'm talking on the payphone to Marky Post and she, I say, yeah, yeah, I know mom, short hair gives me pig face. And Bill would find things with the background and with us that were just kind of like, just true to all of our appearance.
Starting point is 01:29:41 And like we would, we would short hair, short hair definitely gives me pig face. It's not attractive. Like I don't, I grew up like people saying like, please don't, like you actually just can't cut, you can't have a bob. You can't just like cut your hair off, which obviously I- Sarah, I don't think you could ever have pig face.
Starting point is 01:29:57 I disagree 100%. No, no, no, no. It definitely, but don't you guys remember that? There'd be things in the script where we, it would be actually about our appearance. Like I have a wig right here. You don't look like Gary Buse'd be things in the script where we they would be actually about our appearance like I have Right here. You don't look like Gary Busey. What are you talking about? Yeah, first you do not look like Gary Busey And Hattie Winston doesn't look like Morgan Freeman for the record right for the record
Starting point is 01:30:19 I have this this mole right here Trevor. You can see it. It has three hairs that grow out of it Trevor add that mole to the Scrubs Wiki, please. Trevor, don't add that to the Scrubs Wiki. But I literally like had to say a line where I was like, oh yeah, chin hair's back. Like there were so many. Do you guys remember things that were like basically- So do you have to trim the hairs in your mole regularly?
Starting point is 01:30:40 Oh yeah, when Charlie was four, he looked at me so seriously, like completely deadpan and he was like, mama, I have terrible news. Oh, you said what and he goes, you're growing a beard. Donald, you have a mole. You have to tend to that mole or it's covered now with the mustache, right? Well, I got a whole facial full face full of hair right now. But I know, but I have a question about your mole.
Starting point is 01:31:06 I never have to tend to it. Like it's, it's been checked out. It's a no, I'm saying it doesn't grow its own hairs. Of course it grows. It's a, it's a, it's a mole. All moles grow hair. Oh, so you have to trim your mole hairs. No, never.
Starting point is 01:31:19 I know. It's allowed. I feel like it's more acceptable on a male than it is on a female. That's exactly the point. Donald doesn't have to trim his mole hairs. I have to it's more acceptable on a male than it is on a female. That's exactly the point. Donald doesn't have to trim his mole hairs. I have to pluck these three more hairs out of my chin. I feel like moles should not have hairs. I think everybody, no matter what your gender should trim your mole hair. I will say this. It's a lot sharper than the hair that grows above my lip and around my chin.
Starting point is 01:31:45 I could cut somebody when kissing them and it's just the mole hair and there's nothing padding the area, like more facial hair. The mole hair could cut somebody. It's like a needle. Have you ever pierced Casey's face with your mole hair? No, no. I don't even think Casey knows I have a mole. Ever since I've been with her, I've had this beard and some...
Starting point is 01:32:08 She likes the beard and mustache. She might not like it this full. It suits you. But she likes the beard and mustache. I think it looks really good on you. I can't remember the last time seeing it this full. I don't think it's ever been this full. Is it a pandemic thing?
Starting point is 01:32:21 Are you not going to cut it till the end of the pandemic? I kind of like it. I think I'm going to keep it for as long as I possibly can. Even the hair on my head, even though it's not, you know, even though I have a receding hairline, I like the way my hair looks on the top of my head. I, you know, I think I look like freaking, you know, the dad from good times. I'm going to keep it 100. Oh, it suits you. I like it. I kind of like it. I kind of like the George Jefferson.
Starting point is 01:32:46 My last thought on mole hairs, I was working on a job and it was late and everyone was stressed out. And we just needed to lighten the mood a little. So the makeup artists put those individual eyelashes out of every freckle and mole on my face and neck, just like a little kind of group of these little fake eyelashes so that I went to craft service and people thought like, didn't really know what to say.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Like kind of wanted to be like, um, you have a, but just like out of every one, every one of your most and freckles, just like a little grouping of three. That's weird, dude. It was great. It was great thinking that you're like, you know, it would be funny if you just put it there because it was like, it was like, it'd be the conversation. People be like, not know, it would be funny if you just put hair. Just hair. Because it was like, it was like it'd be the conversation. People be like, not sure what it's like. You have a there's just a you've got to.
Starting point is 01:33:31 I laughed out loud at 1558 when Sarah, you say, I'm not crazy. Am I? No. Shh. I don't feel like it's like the first example of Elliot starting to lose it. And then that opened up like a whole new world for her of crazy. I laughed at Bet Your Powdered Bottom. You can bet your powdered bottom. And I laughed at it because it reminded me of Annie, the sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your powdered bottom.
Starting point is 01:33:58 Who says Bet Your Powdered Bottom? I lost that. John C. McGinley says it to you. Oh, you could bet you. Johnny has a great moment in 1519 where he's like, just, just berating me as per usual, making me feel like shit. And he knows so badly that I'm dying for a father figure leader because my dad isn't exactly that.
Starting point is 01:34:17 And then he just, at the end, gives me the most beautiful little, he could have done a much worse job. And it's like, it just gives you just a little seed of a compliment so that JD could see that like he was there for him, you know, just a little bit. He's not going to give too much, you know? And then in the end of the episode, he buys it all back. And that was such a great scene with both of you. And it was mostly done in a one-er, like except for his little chunk at the end to you, it was kind
Starting point is 01:34:42 of mostly a one-er down the hallway. It was so great. Yeah. I want to give a big shout out also to, you know, Hattie Winston's performance coming in and Judy's performance, they pretty much had to mimic each other for the whole episode. Yeah. And it had to be convincing to, for you to believe at the end for the joke to work where she's like Did you are you dating me because I'm exactly like your mother it had to be Almost perfect that you know, they did the exact same thing
Starting point is 01:35:15 Also for Carla to realize holy shit I'm his mom and I just I thought it was really cool how they they did it so well You know, it was really like they had worked on this for the week, instead of that day when they met, they had worked on it for at least a week because even the way they were talking, it sounded, they sounded alike. And I thought that was amazing.
Starting point is 01:35:39 Yeah, and there's some subtle things too, like at 940, when they're in the break room, her top matches Judy Scrubb's. I don't know if you noticed that. Right. They're the same color. They're wearing the same colors and everything. They both love the same color. And then poor Hattie trying to do that freeze thing they made of you. I don't know why they did that. They should have just frozen the left side of the frame, but she's frozen.
Starting point is 01:35:57 I know. She did such a good job. She was amazing. Well, she did as good a job as most people can do, but she's not exactly ready for Washington Square Park being a frozen statue of liberty. Right. Well, she did blink. You're absolutely right. She did blink, yes. It's hard. I mean, but she was like, you know, moving around. Right. Trying to keep it together. And I really like the payoff for it where, you know, Carla asks Turk, she's like, you know, are you dating me because I remind you of your mother?
Starting point is 01:36:28 And Turk goes, baby, that's exactly why I'm dating you. That was one of my favorite scenes. You and Judy were both so good in that scene. I saw my favorite scenes of the episode when you're like, you know, yeah, you're both smart, strong and smart and independent. And yeah, I mean, I didn't want to do it. Judy, I wanted to ask you, Donald, like, do you, I mean, I don't know why Judy was so worried about that.
Starting point is 01:36:53 I mean, would you say that there's qualities in Casey that overlap with your mom? I mean, I think I would. I mean, both great moms, very loving and. Absolutely. Well, I think, I think if you're a mom, if you're a mother, most likely you have a lot of love in your heart and you'll do anything for your kids. And so I think all moms or most moms... I don't think that's universally true for the record. You know what? You're absolutely right. It's not universally true, but you know...
Starting point is 01:37:18 Everyone with a shitty parent right now is like, come on, but... Right. It's like, fuck you, dude. My mom sucked. But, but, but, uh, yeah. So Casey and my mom are definitely, uh, definitely have that in common, but for the most part, they're very different. Uh, they're both big personalities. Both, both, both surely and Casey are like the life of the party and loud. Yeah. But my mom's not a ball buster the way my wife is a ball buster. My wife, you know what I mean? If I do something great, my mom's like, holy shit, that was the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Or if I fuck up royally, she's like, you know what? We'll get them next time, honey. You know what I mean? Casey. They both like to have a good time and throw a few back. No doubt, but well, no, come on, shut the fuck up. No. All right, shut the fuck up. You're just kidding. No. All right, we can edit that out.
Starting point is 01:38:08 But I've had a few drinks with Shirley in the day. I was about to say, my mom is a way bigger drinker than Casey is. So my mom is very supportive. Casey, if I do something really dope, it's hard to get a compliment out of her. You know what I mean? I'll do something dope and she'll be like, well, you're supposed to do that. That's how it's supposed to be. Don't get
Starting point is 01:38:29 all excited because you did that. You're supposed to be able to do that shit. Damn it. You know what I mean? My mom will be like, that was amazing! But don't you think, and I think this is true for a lot of men, and definitely true for Bill Lawrence and might even be true for me, that you like a tough woman who's going to bust your balls and keep you on your toes. Absolutely. Absolutely. But there comes a time where you want some form of affirmation or some form of, you know,
Starting point is 01:38:58 you want some form of love. Accolades. You know, some form of accolades. Like I'll do something, I'll do something good. And she's like, you should have been able to do that anyway. Who gives a... Move on. I do something bad. I want my wife to be like, oh, it's okay, baby. Don't worry about it. We're going to figure this out. She'd be like, you fucked up. You know you fucked up too. Why are you even asking me?
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Starting point is 01:42:19 Hey kids, it's me, Kevin Smith. And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, d***less version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless D***less Me. I'm the old one. I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.
Starting point is 01:42:33 Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. It could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out. It's a work in progress.
Starting point is 01:42:43 Listen to Beardless D***less Me on the iHeRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I love your wife. She is a ball buster, but she has a saying that she does not censor a single word she says, which I like a lot in people. And she also says, all right, when she's about to say something that she's worried you might judge her for, she goes, all right, no judgments? All right, let me tell you. And then she's like, it's like, no judgments? Question mark? Okay, if there's not gonna be any judgments, I'm gonna lay it out. Then we can have this conversation. You gotta be judgmental that we're not doing this, right?
Starting point is 01:43:22 But I like that expression, because it's like, you want me to be fully honest with you? Because then you need to pre-sign this document that says you will not judge what I'm about to say. But then that, but also this doesn't, with this whole thing, it doesn't necessarily track with the beginning and how Turk is sad that his mom's coming. Because he should be excited that his mom's coming because he's dating a woman that reminds him of his mom and he knows it so Part of me is like I don't necessarily get why
Starting point is 01:43:58 Turk is so disappointed in his mom showing up, but that's just me. It's an ask bill guys No, no It's not worthy of an ask bill because he's just gonna say five six seven eight I don't get the music going and he's out of control that guy He can't be blamed in I really love that Elliott comes out to her mom That's funny when Kelsey goes the guys and the guys in my radiology owe me some money Funny when Kelsa goes, the guys in radiology owe me some money. So funny. I know that was great. All right.
Starting point is 01:44:29 We need to wrap this episode. And wait, also one other funny thing too when Johnny C is telling you right at the beginning of the episode, would you like to bring your dad with you? Take a vehicle, take him, secure a vehicle, a balloon, a car, a tricycle, anything and take him with you. It's a great life. Um, Sarah, we're so, well, first of all, Trevor, thank you for coming on. You didn't really have much to say after your segment.
Starting point is 01:44:54 We didn't ask him anything. He said, you know, well, the three of us are big personalities yelling into the microphone, Trevor, uh, you know, he's letting us do our thing. Yeah. As a fan, I don't want, you know, if I were another fan, I wouldn't want me, a fan talking the whole episode. Absolutely. You have every right to, you have every, this is, listen, as much as this is Zach and my
Starting point is 01:45:14 podcast, everyone who comes on, Joelle, Dan, Trevor, everyone who's on here is open to, is welcome to have conversation at any moment. Right, I wish Dan would talk more. He never talks. He's very shy. The only time he got Dan to ever talk was when he got really passionate about fucking hating Spectrum. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 01:45:36 Right, I do remember that. Dan like turned off his mute and fucking went on a monologue about Spectrum. I do hate Spectrum, they suck. Can we, Dan, can you tell everybody about your dad and how he's a hero? I'd love to hear this. I do. I'm the son. Can we, Daniel, can you can you tell everybody about your dad and how he's a hero? I'd love to hear this. Sure. Yesterday, my father was at the protest at the mayor's house and he was approached by Fox News.
Starting point is 01:45:58 And, you know, my dad is a white dude who lives in a relatively nice neighborhood in Los Angeles. So and my feeling is that Fox News came up to him looking for some sort of take along the lines of I don't like what's going on here What happened was my father very eloquently in my opinion laid out exactly what the problem is in this country right now laying down how We are here in this country on stolen land that was built on the backs of 400 years of slavery.
Starting point is 01:46:29 And after years and years of not being listened to, of being pushed down and silenced over and over and over, what do people expect at this point? This is going to keep happening until these three officers are brought to justice for standing by and doing nothing, until actual reform is made until our country Actually accounts for the sins of its creation until we do that until we actually make that effort
Starting point is 01:46:54 Nothing will change and that is what he laid out on Fox yesterday And I think that interviewer did not get what she wanted did they air it did they air it? Not only did they air it but I was able to retweet it and it's currently sitting at, you know, 420,000 likes on Twitter. Oh my God. Dan! Will you send me that Dan? Absolutely, of course.
Starting point is 01:47:15 Dan sent it to me too. That was beautifully said and I have to say, I love the running gag that Dan doesn't speak and then when he does, he speaks incredibly articulately and does a long monologue. First about Spectrum, now about injustice. Dan, please contribute more to the show. Don't hide out in your little tech bubble. Well, you honor me.
Starting point is 01:47:35 Thank you, I appreciate that. Sarah Chalk, we love you. I love you guys too. Thanks for having me. Trevor, thank you for everything you've done Scrubs-wise and I'm so happy that we were able to bring you and your partner together. And he's still going to get his basket even though he's hedging a little bit.
Starting point is 01:47:50 He should get his basket. Yeah, but it's going to have like the generic shit in it now. Well, that's okay. We're low on groceries anyway. Put the Trader Joe's pecans, the sweet and salty Trader Joe's pecans in it. Hey, I'm going to call you after this and we're going to curate an amazing, we could give them some swag. We can sign some stuff for him. That sounds great. I don't have anything, so...
Starting point is 01:48:09 Yeah, some company made air fresheners of us without permission, which I don't mind at all because I'm just happy to have an air freshener of myself. I'm not giving that shit away. Donald smells like, quote, black ice. And mine I think smells like vanilla. No, you're Appletini. Appletini. Appletini. Appletini.
Starting point is 01:48:25 Well, anyway, maybe we can throw Trevor some unlicensed JD and Turk air fresheners. There are a lot of people that are going to go looking for that. I know. I'm happy to throw the business some business because I think they're funny and I don't really care. What am I going to make a penny off that? I don't care. Okay.
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