Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic: 201 - My Overkill

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

In this week's episode, the crew deals with the fallout of Jordan's season one truth bomb. In the real world, Zach and Donald recap the summer they lived above Amy Tan and the horrible musical they performed for the season two upfronts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No. Who are you? What have you? Season 2. Jesus Christ Superstar. Come on, Donald. Oh, I'm not up on that one. You're not up on Jesus Christ Superstar.

No, my brother even performed it in high school. He played Jesus in it too. And nope. John Legend's version was amazing. I don't know if they did a whole live thing with Sara Bareilles. I saw that. I didn't see it, the thing, but I saw a little part of this one person singing the song, and he was singing so passionately. He was a bald guy, very big gentleman, and he was singing so passionately. Yeah, I think guy, very big gentleman, and he was singing so passionately. Yeah, I think he was playing Judas. Was he playing Judas?

Yes, I forgot the name of that actor. Tuwell, will you look that up for me? He's amazing. I think he won the Emmy for it because it was a broadcast thing, but it was really good. I mean, if you like musicals and you haven't watched that, listeners, I encourage you to check it out because it was Fuego. I hear that. And Sara Bareilles was married. She's amazing too. I love her songs.

I'm not going to write you a love song. Brandon Victor Dixon. This man is such a good actor and such a good singer. Holy shit. Yeah, Sara Bareilles can do no wrong by me. Let me tell you. I do like her music. And I like the story. I do like the story behind that song too. I'm not gonna write you a love song. I like the story behind that too where the label told her to write a love

song. Right. And she was she was like, I don't want to write a love song. So she wrote that song and it became her biggest song ever. Right. But she wrote the musical Waitress, which is just incredible. And man, she's just so talented. I love her music. I love her music.

Did you ever see the movie Waitress? Yeah. Loved it. Carrie Russell. Carrie Russell. And yeah, you know that song, I Choose You by Sara Bareilles? No. It's a really good song.

I don't know that one. I'm not gonna sing it for you. I don't know that one. Season two. Yo, but check this out, dude. A lot of things happened in between season one and season two. So many things happened.

Speaking of musicals, do you remember the season two musical we had to do for the NBC upfronts? Yes. Yes. So tell everyone that story. We were a big hit, by the way. I just read, by the way, that season two, I read this on Scrubs Wiki, was our biggest rating season. Was this after we followed Friends though?

I don't know, but maybe, yes. Scrubs originally aired season two between September 2002 and April 2003 on NBC. It averaged 15.94 million viewers per episode. That's insane. Holy cow. For those of you who don't know, nobody gets those. We'd be number one on television right now. We'd be bigger than fucking football now,

but nobody gets those numbers. Neither one of us would have got canceled if we got those numbers I know 16 million people you just don't get ratings like that anymore And that was our this so this was our most watched season right on well great great start to the season to the episode's amazing Anyway, so yeah, go ahead tell them so we find out that we're getting picked up And we have to go to up front again, and all I could remember is, dude, last year's up front was so amazing. We'd already spent the summer together. So I don't even think we, I guess we had started shooting. I don't know. But I remember being like, holy cow, up front again? This is going to be the best night of my

life. I can't wait. It's going to be so much fun. We were excited. And they said, hey, good news. They're going to do a sort of a musical number and you guys are gonna be the star of it. And it ended up being humiliating, right? It was the song. You did not like it at all, but the song was from back in the day. So just wait, just to remind people,

just to remind people, this is like a, basically it's a convention where they're gonna sell the show to advertisers. And we're like the convention entertainment. And they've taken the song, Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now, and put lyrics about selling the show to advertisers in. No, they put it into, they made the lyrics about how we were coming back for season two. So instead of an ain't no stopping us now, we're on the move. It became, ain't no stopping

us now, we've been renewed. Yeah. Yeah. And then I remember this one. Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubbed. We got season two. Yeah. Someone wrote the genius lyrics, Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubbed. We've been renewed. No, we got season two. Okay.

And then, do you remember any more of the lyrics? That's all I remember. But I remember we all had a verse and something, some of it was like Scott Sassa was no, Fras... No, he was still Scott Sassa who was the president or something at the time. He's like, Scott Sassa is so sassy or something like that. Something like that. Something crazy. But it was like a fucking Vegas number. It was humiliating. We came out on we came out on gurneys They pushed us out on gurneys and there were dancers all around us It was like it was like a like a convention Vegas number and we had dance moves and everything we had to rehearse a lot and remember we did it in front of Megan Megan Malali and

Jay Leno Jay Leno showed up in the middle of I think they had yeah And then I remember in rehearsal we we had the... It was so humiliating. We had to like... We were like bumping butts, like on the side. Like there was like... And I remember I had to bump Johnny C's butt and I bumped him too hard once and he got really mad at me that I hit his butt too hard. Maybe Johnny got a bad hip and never told us. No, I think I just was... I think that there was supposed to be a gentle hip bump and I just, I went too hard.

And I remember Johnny giving me a look like, bump my hip like that again and I'll fucking kill you. You took it too hard with your hip bump. Scrubs ain't gonna get scrubbed. We've been renewed. We've been renewed. Oh. Dude, yeah.

I wonder if there's video of that. We got season two. I wonder if there's video of that. I'm sure there is video of that. I'm sure if you look it up some... Well, you know what? Somebody somewhere has that on video. And I remember when I was a kid and I would do stuff like that, I would try to get that video so I could put it on my reel when I was auditioning for things like, yo, I was also in the NBC upfront. You know what I mean? Did you ever

do that? Did you ever have a reel before? Yeah, of course. Back in the day, you had to have a reel. I suppose actors do these days as well, but now, I guess with the internet, everyone, you can look on YouTube or Vimeo for people's reels, but at the time, we to like, you know, assemble a, uh, on video tape, a reel of your work. And you'd have to like literally record it from the television. Right. You could, you know what I mean? At least, at least, at least.

Set up a video camera on the TV. Well, no, no, no. If you had a VCR, you have to literally tape it off the television and then edit it together. Yeah. I remember doing all of that stuff. Because you could never get your shit from like, no one was gonna send it to you. Yeah, the studio wouldn't send it to you for years.

So our ringtone is live finally, everybody. You can finally get the song live. There's been a little controversy with the missing. Come on. Dan has sent them the updated version, but a lot of people have said, where's- Wait, we updated it? Dan just sent me a text that's saying he them the updated version, but a lot of people have said wait We updated it Dan just sent me a text and saying he sent the updated. Are you allowed to update ringtones Dan? Dan why are you not talking?

Not even the mic this time I just had it off Yeah You can update the ringtone if you want to and I you know We'll see if they add it as another option, whether it's like a second option as a mm-hmm versus no mm-hmm, but that version has been seven. I just want everyone to know because there was a lot of beautiful requests for our theme song to be a ringtone. It took a while for some reason, but we made it happen. It's on Android and Apple, and you can get it by going to our Instagram links. I hope Donald, you put it up.

I did put it up. You go to the bio, just click on the bio, or you can look at my Twitter. I put it up there. Or of course, you can just Google Fake Doctors, Real Friends theme song ringtone. But we're very excited. Yeah, it's pretty cool. But yeah, so I saw in the comments, a lot of people were like, why no mm-hmm? And I was like, fucking Dan, you didn't put the mm-hmm on. Why are you-hmm? And I was like, fucking Dan, you didn't put the mm-hmm on. Why are you blaming Dan?

Why are you blaming Dan? Because he's the one who sent them the fucking file. Who do you think I am? I sent the file. Oh, Joelle, you did? It's totally me. I don't wanna be mad at Joelle. I just wanna be mad at Dan.

I don't wanna be mad at Dan. It's my right hand, man. It's way more fun. I like Joelle too. I wanna be that at Dan. It's my right hand, man. It's way more fun. I liked you well too. I want to be mad at Dan. Listen, so then I was reading all the comments today. First of all, I couldn't get the link right and everyone's like, the link doesn't work.

And I was like, feeling like such an asshole. Finally I get it right. And people were like, where the fuck is the mm-hmm? And I'm like, fucking Dan-el. Dan, I'm glad you didn't put the mm-hmm because now there's two versions out there. There's the original version and then there's the remix. That's how you... Oh, it's the remix.

We should have dropped it later, like the remix. But then I saw people, the comments were so funny. People were like, can we get the mm-hmm separate? Because I want that to be like my text alert. Oh, wow. Yo. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Danel, you you're gonna have to send him another one. Send him another one. Another one. DJ Khaled! Another one. We keep dropping ringtones. Another

one. Zach, another one. Another one. Yeah, that's how we drop our ringtones now there's now there's um bill saying five six seven eight another one another one we're gonna do it that's it it's done another one now you can buy the best we the best ringtones we the best ringtones yeah dude do you remember the summer? Cause I remember the summer very well. Yeah. After we wrapped season- Wait, before we move on, shouldn't we sing in?

Shouldn't you sing us into season 2? Oh, my bad. 5, 6, 7, 8. Well, that wasn't very enthusiastic. This is the beginning of fucking season 2, bro. You know something, man? Come on, pretend you just got off your angry Peloton guy. You know something, man? What? 5, 6, 7, 8! Gather round to hear our, gather round to hear our, scrubs. We watch your with Zach and Donald.

Everybody's ears are like this right now. Donald? You're drinking a beer, huh? Just a little beer at one? Listen, man. Yeah, what? No judgments. You drinking some quarantine, doing a little day drinking

quarantine stuff? Well, we're all back in the house, aren't we? Oh, man, we're so fucked in LA we? Oh man. We're so fucked in LA Here we go. We're so fucked. It's worse. We go. It's worse. We go. We need to live in a bubble Remember that John Travolta thing where he lived in a bubble? Yeah, man. We need that around our houses. Yeah We're back in we're so fucked. It's worse than ever Yeah, you know and and and was very, I was very optimistic about reopening and everything. Because people won't wear their fucking masks, man.

No one will wear a mask. Do you think it's the masks? Yes, yes. Or do you think we just reopen too fast? You know what I mean? Dan, Dan, you're so knowledgeable about this shit. Isn't it the fucking masks? Here's the thing though.

You shit on them and you make them feel like shit and now you're going to them for the information. I love him But when everyone says there's no mm-hmm, I was like this fucking guy now I know it's Joelle and I can't be mad Joelle. I love her too much. So I'm just lost I don't know what to do with myself now Dan is it masks? No one's wearing a fucking it's both. I mean look it's this is this is a It's both. I mean, look, this is a systemic problem. We are in the middle of dealing with systemic issues in huge, huge quantities. And unfortunately, it's all collapsing at

once. Our economy is such that like, back in 2008, when the housing crisis happened, we changed rules so that we couldn't make that mistake anymore. But banks are just finding other ways to pick up debt from other things. And instead of mortgages this time, it's businesses. And they're like, surely this won't go bad because a shit ton of businesses won't go out of business all at once. And now here we are.

So the economy is crashing at the exact same time this COVID thing is happening. So people are like, we need to reopen the economy so that we don't go into absolute critical red mode. And by doing that, we had an incredible spike in cases because people were like, we need to open the economy. We need to get bars open. We need to get blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah open.

And people were so hungry just to like get back out there again with no masks and none of the proper equipment and no proper social distancing. And so we are paying the price. I mean, we are paying the price for so many years of not paying attention to what super rich people have been doing to this country. And unfortunately, it's all unfolded at once. That's truly unfortunate. Well, well said.

You're well said. And it's very upsetting. But we're here to cheer people up. So we should change the subject, right? Don't absolutely. Do you want to five, six, seven, eight it again? No, but I kind of want to just do a quick, I just kind of want to sadly say it. Five, six, seven, eight. Okay.

Oh no. Oh my gosh. Anyway, the summer between season one and season two, Donald and I lived together. We've told you this before, but we lived together in a loft in Soho, Manhattan. Yes. Where our neighbor was, our neighbor was-

Amy Tan. Amy Tan. And she really didn't like all the ruckus we were making, which I understand you live in a very expensive loft and two fucking yo-yo heads rent above you. Anyway, we were fun as hell, right? We were at good times in New York. Donald was making a movie called, what, Donald?

I was making Uptown Girls. What was the story of Uptown Girls for those that don't know? Uptown Girls was... Of course, most people will know, but those who don't know. It was the story of a young, entitled girl who lost all of her money and had to become a nanny to make ends meet. Brittany Murphy, Marlee Shelton, Dakota Fanning, myself, Heather Locklear, Nas, this is the first time I got to meet Nas, and quite a few other people.

And did you enjoy making the movie? Directed by Boaz Yakin. I totally enjoyed making the movie. At this point, I got braces on the inside of my mouth, and I got them right before I started shooting this movie. So this was your first movie with a lisp. I don't have a lisp. The crazy thing is, I don't have and we'll get to the episode soon,

but even in this episode, I have the braces on in this episode and I noticed it, but I'm not sure everybody else could notice it. Well, I remember you coming to set and it sounded like you had a lisp. And I remember Bill being like, what the fuck are you doing with braces on? Did you notice it in the show? I didn't. You did not notice it in the show. No, I didn't notice it in the show.

We could go right to Bill right now. Bill, did you make me come back in and? redo did I have to ADR the first episode of the season because or the first few episodes of the season Because of the braces that I had put on the inside of my mouth after Season one of scrubs after the summer of scrubs. I remember Here because Donald came back excited because his teeth. I mean his teeth did look great, they still look great, but he was like, so the cool thing is that you can't even see the braces.

And because he had like big honking braces that were behind his teeth, so they wouldn't show on camera, but it made him sound like Sylvester, the cartoon cat. And there was definitely some loop in there. But hey, the results are great. Pays on, I love them. Love you guys. Well, thank you, Bill.

I don't remember, but I do remember that I remember laughing at you being like, what the hell were you thinking? Because they were on the inside of your teeth and you seemed to have changed, you were like, you seemed to have a speech impediment all of a sudden. Well, yeah. Well, what were you in New York for? I was doing a production of Twelfth Night at the Delacorte Theater.

What's Twelfth Night about? I'm not gonna summarize Twelfth Night for everybody. But if you ever get a chance, when the world's back open, dear listeners, you want to go to the Delacorte Theater in Central Park in the summer. It's a beautiful open-air amphitheater where they do free Shakespeare. You can Google how to do it. You get in line early in the morning and you sort of have a picnic and you can hang out with your friends. If you're in line early enough, you get these free tickets.

They have great actors that come and do the plays. And much bigger stars than me. Meryl Streep and Natalie Portman and all these super fancy people have performed there. And they do really, really cool productions. Mine had Jimmy Smits and Christopher Lloyd and Kristen Johnston and Julia Stiles and actually David Harbour, interestingly enough. Oliver Platt. Oliver Platt. Sterling Brown was originally in the show with me, and then he broke his leg, and the part was taken over by David Harbour. Wow. So there's the level of actors that are rolling through the Delacorte. And by the way, then he broke his leg and the part was taken over by David Harbour.

So there's the level of actors that are rolling through the Delacorte. So then when it rains, you can't do the show, obviously, and it rains a lot in the summer in Manhattan. And so you kind of are like, it's like in sports playing when they take a break, right, in baseball. Halftime, halftime. No, when it rains in baseball, they pull out the big sheets. Rain delay, rain delay.

Rain delay. They pull out the big tarps. That's always fun. That was my favorite part of going to the baseball game. You'd see all the guys roll out the tarps. So, not the game. No, it was the choreography. Every time you went to the game, you were like, please, please make it rain so I could

see the guys roll out the tarps. No, I just thought the game to me was boring But when all the men came out and did a choreographed in unison like tarp release, I thought that was beautiful I also like it in this what is it the seventh inning when they when they clean up the dirt You know when they do like the... The seven inning stretch? Yeah, you know when they're in the seven inning stretch when they jog and they have their little screens they pull and they make the dirt look pretty?

Oh my gosh. I like that part too. Anyway, so this is my story. So I had written Garden State and I was trying to get it made, and I knew that Natalie Portman had done a play, I believe she had done the seagull at the Delacorte in Central Park. And I thought, oh, here's a good angle for my letter to her.

It was raining outside and I believe I was in the same dressing room that she had been in. And I wrote her a letter saying, dear Natalie, I'm writing to you from dressing room, whatever, B at the Delacorte Theater, which I believe was yours during Seagull. And I want to talk to you about this movie. So that was sort of my in, and I wrote her this personal note, which led to her saying, I love the script, let's have lunch. And then we were

off to the races. But it all began there at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park. Dude, I remember that letter, and I remember you reading the letter to me. I did. Yeah, you did read the letter to me. And first of all, it wasn't just a letter. You put your heart and soul into this. You got it. You got to be you got to give it all you got to lay it all out on the line. No doubt. But this wasn't like like I feel like there were so many versions of this letter. You know what I mean? And you read me like one of the final versions. And I don't want to get too far into detail because it really is a message between you and her.

But it was well tied together. You were like, it just started raining in the beginning of the letter and at the end of the letter, you were like, they're going to call me soon. The rain has just stopped. Oh, I don't remember that. Dude, it was so good. That's good writing though. It was such a fucking good letter.

You recounting my writing to me gave me goosebumps. I always write, in fact, I'm gonna write one today to an actress. As you know, during quarantine, I've been writing this new screenplay and I'm very excited about it. And it's time for me to write one of those letters again. For those of you not in the business, when you're reaching out to a star, you might know them as an acquaintance, but you might not know them at all. You might, and then you chatted with their agent

and the agent might love it. And they say, okay, well, before I give it to her, do you want to say something to her or him? And you write a note. And it's sort of like an impassioned plea to really consider it. And so I'm writing one of those after this. That's great, dude.

You know, I've never- I'm starting right now. Dear Donald, what? Oh, fuck's great, dude. You know, I've never. I'm starting right now. Dear Donald, what? Oh, fuck yeah. I was about to say, I've never received one of those notes. I'm really looking forward to it. You never have? I'm sure you have.

You've probably gotten an email maybe. I like to do it like old school, like handwritten, but I'm sure maybe you've gotten an email like, Dear Donald, we love you for this. Please consider it. Yeah, of course. Yes, yes. But not a freaking handwritten Zach Braff note to star in a movie.

Yeah, I'm gonna write you one. I'm really looking forward to it this time. I'm gonna write you one for this movie. I'm really looking forward to it. I've even done, you know, because I collect some old school typewriters, like really old ones, and I've even done, like I've even typed them out on my old

fucked up typewriter because that kind of looks cool. Let's put it this way. That might be one step too far. I think no with this particular actress I might go handwritten. It's well that's fine too but it's not too far. This is what I think look if I had from 1970 something uh envelope with a uh letter in it from Spielberg asking me to be in jaws. Go on. I would freaking lose my shit and I would have and I still had it. It would be worth so much to me. It's priceless.

I have a letter from Spielberg. You know that. That's why I'm bringing this up. I'm trying to segue into this thing. So you have a letter from Spielberg? Really? Go on. I'm listening. segue into this thing. So you have a letter from Spielberg? Really? Go on.

I'm listening. Good segue, Donald. Yeah, I have a letter from Spielberg after Garden State. He wrote me a personal note saying how much he loved it, and it said something incredible, like on behalf of so many, I want to welcome you to the world of being a filmmaker or something like that. I mean, I'm acting like I don't have it memorized. And I framed it. It's up and, um, I framed it.

It's, it's up in my house. Cause I, I, I cherish it. Right. That's what I'm trying to say. Was it on typewriter? I don't think he typed it. It was like, it, it was, it's a typewritten letter. It's a physical letter and I don't think he sat there and typed it.

You don't know that. I don't know that. That's true. I, I guess in my head, I always assumed he dictated it to somebody. This is what happened after season one of Scrubs. Life became, my point is life became different. Life became different. Way to wrap it all around. Yeah. But it, but it really did. You know what I mean? Like I went away and I did a movie that I didn't have to audition for. Yeah. You know what I mean? I got to be in a movie with a bunch of really phenomenal actresses and actors and a great director, and life had changed for us at this point.

Yeah, we were feeling ourselves. I was bopping around the city to Michelle Branches, everywhere. Yeah, man. I just listened to that on my workout today on the treadmill. It really is a good workout song. You're everywhere to me. When I close my eyes, it's you I see ahead. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm not alone. And then there's the one after it, All You Wanted. That's another good one. If you want to, I can take you away from here.

I'm telling you guys, listen to that jam. If you like- So lonely inside, the good and out there, and all you wanted. So when I hear these songs, I think of this summer because it was hot as fucking balls in Manhattan. And I remember I had my yellow Walkman that you told everybody about. And I just remember bopping around the city to Michelle Branch, because that was the summer those songs came out. And I was like, the song is fire. It might even been the summer before that, but it's all good, dude.

Nobody's going to trip about it. No, I remember it was one of those... When the summer comes out, there's always those big pop songs you're going to hear 9,000 times. I'm pretty sure you were late to the pop jam of everywhere. No way. No way. Joelle, please look that up What year did everywhere come out? Wait a second

I don't want you saying I wasn't on the current jam because I know what the current kids are listening to okay Well, they're listening to now. What are they listening to now? I have no idea what those I put on hits one 2001 Donald We aired 2001. Right. And this was the fucking summer of 2002. What month? Yeah, thank you.

Well, it was the first summer that the song was available to bop to, Donald. Whatever, dude. Whatever, dude. I can take you away from here. Take me away, Michelle Branch. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, host of the podcast, Are You a Charlotte?

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The word on the street then was, he's too country for pop. But then once I got to country, it was he's too pop for country. So I kind of never really had a place to fit in, but that's exactly how and why I fit. I just embraced that. Like yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me. Listen to math and magic, and have loyalties like me. Listen to Math and Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing

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I spent the majority of my teenagers and my twenties just feeling absolutely terrified. I had a panic attack on a conference call. Knowing that she had six months to live, I was no longer pretending that this was my best friend. So this Mental Health Awareness Month, take that extra bit of care of yourself and your brain. Listen to the psychology of your 20s

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You say you never give into a meltdown and never fill your feed with kid photos. You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it and never let them run wild through the grocery store. So when you say you'd never let them get into a car without you there, know it can happen.

One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out. Never happens. Before you leave the car, always stop, look, lock. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council. So look, my point is this though, when we come into this episode and we do the recap and everything like that and we're now in it. Yeah. I laughed so much at this episode. I thought this was a very funny, very funny moment. Well, we were feeling ourselves a little. We had a pep in our step. We were a bit of a hit show, we had had an epic summer, and now it's time to get back into it. Did you have a mustache season one?

I don't think I did, no. I'm not sure. If I did, it wasn't as thick as it is in this season. I didn't see your mole. Your mole is out in this episode, and I don't remember it shining so brightly in other episodes. Really? Did the mole grow? Well, yeah. It used to be like a little tiny dot when I was a kid. And then as a grown man, it's become this monstrous thing that grows hair. Oh, yeah. We talked about that that and you have to shave the mole. The hair is a little bit thicker that comes you know what I mean it's a little tighter and stronger. Shave that mole. Now listen I um

I thought this episode was very funny. I laughed so many times and a lot of it is inside jokes too though. What do you mean? Well we can get into it. Let's get into it. Okay, I laughed at leaky o-ring. Leaky o-ring, yeah. That's an inside joke dude. That's something that we would, that went on forever after this and I didn't realize it came from the janitor. We were saying, we've been saying, I've been saying leaky o-ring because I thought it was something, I knew it was something that I heard on scrubs. I didn't know that it was at that moment right well I always thought I maybe I think I heard it from this and then you and I used it to describe like if you if you're

If you're shake shake shaking no matter how many times you shake shake shaking you still get a little dribble You got a leaky o-ring you got a leaky o-ring But it came from this dude, I promised my girlfriend's mom I'd limit the Willy talk, but there's some Willy talk in this episode. There's a lot of Willy talk in this episode. When he sprays me with the thing for the first time and I sort of push out, you can kind of see my... Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh. Well, no, I'm serious. I wrote it down. Oh, gosh. It's not that bad, but... You're talking about your bulge? I have a. I wrote it down. Oh gosh. It's not that bad, but um, you're talking about your bulge I have a little bulge. Yeah, I Wish it was wish it was where you were worried when you saw that. Were you like, yeah pop it through at 438

I wrote you can see my peep lump Well, she well is just slowly shaking her head with her eyes closed. Well, I mean, listen, not compared to Rob, who fucking is in the banana hammock. Right. That's okay. Right. Let's start from the beginning. All right.

But I just want to say Rob, Rob has run. This is the first time we ever see Rob and his banana hammock. Yes. Todd, the Todd. And it's, you know, I don't think it's appropriate for prime time TV. In fact, neither did ABC because when the show moved from NBC to ABC, which is a Disney owned company, they forbid us to shoot Rob like that from, from the waist down.

Yeah. And they thought it was too inappropriate because he's got a big ass package and it's covered in fire. The banana hammock has fire all over it. He's got a big peep lump. Dude, his peep lump is huge. His peep lump is huge. I wonder if Rob, maybe season two we should start an Ask Rob Rob Chapter let's do it. Okay, let's do it because everyone's been asking we're gonna have Rob on the show

But I think it'd be funny since he's such a fan favorite if we occasionally do an ask ask Ask the Todd ask the Todd ask the Todd ask the Todd. No, are we asking? We don't want to ask him in character. We want to ask Rob Mascio. What are you trying to ask Rob right now, dude? I want to ask him if he filled his peep lump in the banana hammock. Are you sure you want to ask Rob? Well, I think the fans probably want an honest answer to this. If that was filled out or not. Hold on.

Okay, what? are you editing? No, I'm not. We don't have to do this. I just thought it might be a good way to start the ask Rob chapter of season two. Okay, so go ahead and ask him. Let's just see how it turns out. Okay, well, how could this go wrong? You go ahead and ask him. Rob. You know, this is the first time we see your package. And, and the fans all

want to know, or at least I want to know, were you augmenting your situation in any way because your peep lump is very large? Guys, I admit it. I thought long and hard about augmenting it. Maybe slip on the weight grip from a dumbbell or whatnot. But in the end, I just went on that terrell. I mean, there's no stuffing in that loaf. Come on.

We just picked the right banana hammock. One that kind of makes everything stand at attention, if you will. It's what I also like to refer to as the package enhancer. Hey now. Thank you, Rob. Right. I've got pictures.

Yeah. Okay. Of Judy, of Aloma, all of these people. Rob has posted them on his Instagram account checking out his meat his meat lump really it's not meat lump It's peep lump meat lump sounds funny to me love is gross I don't want to hear that that's fucking nasty. All right, let's start from the beginning. Good morning tiger That's fucking nasty. All right, let's start from the beginning.

Good morning, tiger. Right, good morning. This episode. I got even before the good morning tiger. Good morning, tiger. The Twitch, before we go into the recap. So you're lying in bed and you do a little Twitch. Yeah.

Right before we go into Jordan. What about it? I laughed my ass off for some reason. I gotta pull it up. What's funny about the Twitch? I got it up on screen here. Because you were having a nightmare, dude, and I laughed so hard. But listen, this was us. The funny thing is that people be watching this because we're in bed together, because you've been kicked out of the room by Carla. And the funny thing is all the stories we just told you about living together, this was us during the summer. Like literally in bed in our box just being like last night was crazy can you believe

it you skinned a goat i know last night was crazy i think i think you slept on the ping pong table dude amy tannis amy tannis mad at us again it was a great it was a great summer anyway if you want a picture of what our summer was like, it's a lot like this. Donald and I in boxers talking about our nights. I love how JD and Turk are like at sleepaway camp or having a sleepover in JD's room in the beginning of the show. That's funny. And then you go, I thought we were going to do head to foot. No, you say that. I said, I thought we were gonna do head to foot.

No, you say that. I said, I thought we were gonna do head to foot alignment. And then you go, what's the difference? And I go, with the head to foot alignment, there's no way for them to lock in. You can't dock. You can't dock.

Yes. I think you can still dock, but that's a story for another day. How about rowdy Humping My Leg? That is like a classic moment in Scrubs history. Absolutely. And you go, yeah, Rowdy. Yeah, Rowdy, hit that.

Yeah. Dude, that is a classic moment. That's a meme, dude. That shows up all the time. That's a meme. It's a gif. It's all the things the kids love. I thought that was very funny.

I don't know if that was in the script or not. Was that in the script? Oh, I don't funny. I don't know if that was in the script or not. Was that in the script? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I would be honored if I'm the one who improv the taxidermy dog humping my leg. That's pretty funny. Yeah, no, no, he's just gonna abuse it. You know what? Yeah, you know what? Let's go to bill and ask him. No, no, you can't ask Bill things like did Zach improv

this because he's going to be like, No, no you can't ask bill things like did Zach improv this because he's gonna be like no That was my genius idea five six seven eight Just love having him on the show man That episode was very funny with him and Krista. I listened to it back, and I was laughing out loud a lot of it Yeah, yes, So was I. They're funny people. Yeah, you Luke Skywalker know at the, you did the Luke Skywalker know, dude. What are you talking about?

When Jordan's about to tell Cox that you guys slept together, you give a little Luke Skywalker know in your sleep. What do I do? You remember when Darth Vader standing in front of Luke Skywalker after he's chopped his hand off at Cloud City over the planet Bespin? No. You don't remember that? Joel does.

Joel is once again sitting there nodding, being like, preach. And he says to Luke Skywalker, if only you knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. And then Luke says says he told me enough Oh my god, you killed him Dan's lip-syncing along and then Vader says to him no I Am your father and then Luke goes no That's not true That's impossible

Search your feelings Luke. You know it to be true. And he did exactly what you did. No! Oh my god. Oh my god. Good performance, style. It's one of the best moments in cinema. I defy anyone on this planet.

When that movie first came out, if you are still alive and you went and saw that movie in the theaters, when Vader reveals himself to Luke Skywalker to be Anakin Skywalker, no one saw that shit coming and it blew everybody's fucking mind. And to this day, I don't care who you are, that's one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever. And you can argue and fight and say, no, it's not. It's one of the best moments in cinema history. I'm not arguing with you. Period.

Oh, he paused for the period. Now, Colin Hay, we haven't spoken about Colin Hay. For those of you who don't know, Colin Hay was the lead singer of a very famous, very successful band called Men at Work. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And they were an Australian band, but Colin's Scottish, that part I don't fully know the history of, and their music was incredible. And so Colin, as we told you in another episode, kinda went solo and was playing clubs in LA, singing his own songs, but also singing some of his biggest Men at Work songs,

kind of just acoustically on a guitar. And that's where Overkill came about. And that's where Colin came on to the show, because we all loved him. Right, well, Krista said she told the story last episode, but she said she found, they found each other at one of the shows at Largo. Yeah.

And he agreed to be on the show, which is amazing. That song is so good. It's very good. First of all, we did a whole Colin, it's like a Colin Hayes slash Scrubs music video in the beginning of the show. This shit's at least two minutes long. It's at least two minutes long. Now, do you notice, there's a lot of talk about how you're holding those coffee cups on the street because there's clearly no coffee in them. You hand me these two coffee cups and you're holding it like this and you're like here we just ordered coffee and then you hand it to me like this. Like there's clearly no coffee in the coffee cup.

What kind of fucking coffee holding acting is that? Oh my god you hand it sideways for the acting is that oh my god you hand it sideways for the for the effect and so you could see my face if I hold them straight up if I hold them 20 years later you won't take responsibility and say I did shitty acting with those coffee cups what are you what no you you held them on there's clearly no coffee in the coffee cup that's not true there was was, that was, that was so listen, man. Listen, man. I'm going to be honest with you. I want to give a young actor some advice out there. If you're holding a fake cup. I didn't go to the Harvard of the Northwest. I didn't go.

The Harvard of the Midwest. Whatever the shit is. I didn't go to Northwestern. We call it the Harvard of the Midwest. Listen. I didn't go to Northwestern. We called the Harvard of the Midwest listen I didn't go there. Well. We didn't have a class in how to hold a fucking coffee cup if you're an actor It's just obviously you did you studied some form of holding things with no weight and making them feel like they had weight at college Listen, I didn't do that. I'm winging it if you're an actor I'm winging it and you're holding a coffee cup, at least put some water in there so it has some weight to it. Okay? You've learned a lesson here today. Why is that coffee cart in the middle of the sidewalk? Did you notice that too? It's like, we're walking down the street and

there's like a coffee cart. Because this is back in the day when scrubs wasn't supposed to be necessarily in California. It was just anywhere America. And if you go down the street in New York City and you walk down that you'll find Baristas on the street, you'll find bagel and donuts and stuff on the street But that's like those traditional New York City streetcar. This was like a dude who had like a bar set up I just thought it was weird production design. That's all no I Promise you it's because they wanted to represent street vendors in scrubs.

Like if you are anywhere in America that's metropolitan or any type of metro area, you're going to run into street vendors. I believe that's the reason. I just thought he was placed oddly. At 411, Colin really goes in the morgue drawer, which is a bold move. I want people to know this isn't a set, so just think how many corpses have been on that drawer and Colin was willing, as part of his contribution to scrubs, to be rolled in and closed into an actual morgue drawer.

With some skins on. He had the underwear, the skins underwear. Yeah, you had to have something because we would have seen up his gown. Right. He doesn't have a gown on in it He had you know, but no, he's butt-naked when he's in the morgue. He's oh, yeah. Oh, you're right the guitar I think was hiding his giblets Yeah, but I remember thinking like like anytime we did stuff in that morgue it freaked me out because I thought about all the hundreds if not

Thousands no, excuse me the thousands of dead people that had been in that room, and they were everywhere like acting. Had you ever been inside one of those drawers? I don't remember if in eight seasons if I ever was forced to do that. I really don't. I think I would have remembered it. I imagine you would remember that. Yeah, that's one of those things where it's like, holy cow.

The sun just came out, Donald. The sun just came out. Finally. Just having some GTs kombucha. I love GTs kombucha. I need another package. Trilogy. You ever had this one? Trilogy is one of my favorites. It's trilogy. It's kind of like everything. It's kind of like, it's like the rainbow flavor. I have a question. Do you guys get, do you guys get packages from GTs kombucha? No, we do not. That's for you. We need to put that in our rider. First of all, we need a rider first of all, and in the rider is going

to go GT's kombucha for everybody. Do you guys, of course you do. Yeah. We need to make this happen. Yeah. I certainly wouldn't mind. Well, let's pull our, our limited strings. Donald.

Let's, let's see what we can do. Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we can, if Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we can, if we come through, you gotta talk about it on the podcast. You know what's gonna happen is that we're gonna be embarrassed because they're gonna be like, no, and then you and I are gonna have to go and buy some shit

and just drop it off the house. Just drop it off. And we're gonna have to front like they would, oh, see, we pulled our strings and we got it for you meanwhile it's us dropping off. No way. They would never do us like that at GT's Kombucha. Yeah. Hi, I'm gonna bring me mom to us driving up. No way. They would never do us like that at GT's Kombucha. Yeah.

Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, host of the podcast, Are You a Charlotte? What we have all been waiting for. Sarah Jessica Parker is here and she is sharing stories from the very beginning, like the time she forgot we filmed the pilot episode. I remember some things about shooting the pilot. Right. I have some memories I can fill you in. And that you're going to fill me in. Yes. But then you forgot about it?

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So I kind of never really had a place to fit in, but that's exactly how and why I fit. I just embraced that. Like, yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like

me. Listen to Math & Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I have a question for you, and I want you to be honest with me. How are you? It's a really hard question to ask. It's a harder one to answer, but taking care of our mental wellbeing has never been more important.

All of May is Mental Health Awareness Month and on the Psychology of Your 20s podcast we are taking a vulnerable look at why mental health is so hard to talk about and all the science and psychology behind some of life's hardest moments and transitions. Prepare for our conversations to go deep. Everything from grief to heartbreak, career burnout, anxiety, all of the things that you would only talk about with your closest friends.

I spent the majority of my teenage years and my twenties just feeling absolutely terrified. I had a panic attack on a conference call. Knowing that she had six months to live, I was no longer pretending that this was my best friend. So this Mental Health Awareness Month, take that extra bit of care of yourself and your brain. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You say you never give in to a meltdown and never fill your feed with kid photos.

You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it and never let them run wild through the grocery store. So when you say you'd never let them get into a car without you there, no, it can happen. One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out. Never happens. Before you leave the car, always stop. Look always stop look lock brought to you by Nitsa and the ad council How about the new title sequence that's not on very many episodes because people fucking hated it I Didn't mind it though. It's too slow. I liked it. That's what I sure that's what I wrote I wrote it's a little long, but I like the new opening. It's crazy that after one year of opening,

I wrote it down, obviously. I'm reading it to you. It's crazy after one year, we only had one year of the opening of our show. And after one year of that opening, people lost their mind when the new opening came out and were like, no, you can't do that. It's like, look, imagine Family Ties, which had a new opening every year. It was

the same song. They did? Oh, same song, but different, different shots. Same song, different shots, different way of singing it. Oh, wait, was it? No, they didn't change the way of singing it. I've somehow believed that at one point it got acoustic. I could be wrong. No. But maybe I'm wrong, but different shots. A different world, every year it seemed like there was a new opening for a different world.

And the Cosby show. The Cosby show. Every year a different opening for the Cosby show. We tried it on Thursday night, but I guess we came out at a time when they weren't doing that anymore because Friends had pretty much the same, even though that was different clips also. We tried it and everybody's like, hell no. The reason was because they wanted to add Neil because Neil Flynn, the janitor, had become a regular and he wasn't in the title sequence.

And that took, you could see that that took a long time to shoot, like a full day to shoot those title sequences because of the effect of it all. And it came out and just wasn't as good. They had had to make the song slower. It just didn't work. It wasn't as cool. I didn't think the visuals were as cool. I like the fact of everybody walking past and Neil's, I like Neil just doing janitor work in the middle of the shot. Yeah, I watched it and I was, so anyway, there's not that many episodes. I think the, the fans revolted enough and said, how dare you?

You know, people get, people are very loyal to things, Donald. After one year though, it wasn't like we've ran. It wasn't like you changed the cheers theme. You know what I mean? Like imagine changing the cheers theme after five seasons. Yeah. You'd be pretty pissed off. But imagine you slowed it down though, it's like making your way in the world today.

People were like, fuck that shit. We were only on for one year. I didn't know we had- Well, we were popular. We had 16 million people watching it. That I was about to say, it shows this season. Imagine we tried to change up our very popular theme song now available as a ringtone. It'll never happen, people. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry, people.

We're not even worry about it. Don't you worry people. We're not even thinking about it. I was, at one point I was like, yo we should do another version of the theme song. And then I thought, right then and there, I remember when we tried to change the Scrubs theme song and it didn't work out.

But you know what people want, is they want an extended version. They want the full song that we can sing. They wanna make it into a full song. They want us to make it into a full song. Do they want a bridge and a hook? I mean, they want a bridge. We're going to need all of it. But I think Charlie's busy releasing an album, so it might not be good timing. If he's not releasing an album,

he's definitely releasing $5 foot long hot dogs. I know. You see Charlie's all over those. Make that money, Charlie. Make that money. Get that Lambo. $5 foot long. Get that Lambo. Make that money, Charlie. Make that money. Get that Lambo. Five dollar foot long. Get that Lambo. It's like, right here.

All right. Did you see those Nikes I sent you the other day? Those were nice, right? You didn't send them to me, you showed me a picture of them. I know, those are hot, right? They're dope. That's a big difference from sending them to me and showing me a picture of them.

I'll get you a pair if you like them. Dude, I do like them. Did you get, you got a hookup at Nike? No, I got a hookup with Travis Scott. That's his name, right? Are you fucking kidding me? You hang out with Travis Scott now? No, I don't know Travis Scott, but I know someone who's down with Travis Scott. Okay, let me get this straight. Travis Scott sent you sneakers.

He doesn't he wasn't like and get these to Zack, but no, he indirectly did. Yes. This is the bullshit I'm talking about. What? It's a great thing that you getting all these kicks and shit like that, but you ain't going to wear them things like I'm going to wear them. They're so hot. Aren't they?

Did you see them? They're so dope, dude. They're called the cactus. I'm a little jealous. I'm a little jealous. Just a little jealous. I texted you what they were. They're the cactus something.

They're so fire. They are fire. They're Air Max cactus something. They're fuego. Are you guys googling them Dan and Joel? Yes, you should they're fuego Yeah, I didn't get those. I wore them yesterday Travis thank you. I don't think Travis is listening even if he's not somebody is anyway Nipsey Russell played the Tin Man Donald now. I love the fact that we gave a shout out to The Wiz. The Wiz, and Nipsey Russell had a catchphrase. Do you remember what it was?

In The Wiz? Not in The Wiz, because that was a scripted thing, but whenever he was in things, often he would say- No, he only had it in Wildcats. That's not true. He said it in other things, and it was, right. Yeah.

Now, if you guys haven't seen the movie Wildcats, it is a fucking masterpiece, right, Donald? Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Goldie Hawn, movies, movies that I grew up on. When I was a kid, I loved that movie so much. Dude, I loved that movie so much too. When you introduced me to Goldie Hawn, when you made the movie with Kate, and you introduced me to Goldie Hawn, that was a highlight of my life because it's the sport of kings, better than diamond rings, football.

Yeah. That was my jam! That was the title sequence, the credit sequence. They sing a song and the whole cast sings it and it's got that awesome hook. Someone should remix that song down. That song is fire. It's the sport of kings.

Better than diamond rings. Football. And she couldn't get it right until the end and then she finally gets it right. Football. And she starts singing the harmonies. Yeah. I got it! Football, I love that.

Oh, okay, you all need to go watch Wildcats tonight because I have a lot of fun memories from that. Wildcats. Anyway, Nipsey Russell played the team, what was his position? He was like the principal of the school or something like that. Right, and he would say his catchphrase,

which was, right. I believe it was only that movie that he did his catchphrase, which was, "'Right.'" I believe it was only that movie that he did that catchphrase. That feels too hard for Joel to Google, but I believe that that was his good. That was his what you talking about, Willis. I'm pretty sure he didn't do that shit in The Wiz. What would you Google for that, Nipsey Russell, right? How about the, oh, so at 1101, there's this shot that pops wide to the cars on the road

as they, as you know, they're all like frozen. Do you remember that moment? Yes. Now I had coincidentally recently seen car guys on like Twitter and the internet talking about this shot because apparently every car in that shot is like some beloved car that people love. I'm not talking about like classics like Corvettes and shit. I just mean like, if you're a real car nut, these guys were like, look at this shot from Scrooge. And I imagine is the guy we hired to bring cars out, probably just bought his whole collection to make a block

street. But some guy was like, look at these cars. There's the, the, the, the, the Subaru, the, the, the, the, the, there's the VW did it. And they were like laughing slash I don't know. They were enjoying the funny range of amazing cars that car people love that were making this traffic jam. I had no clue. I would never have known. Cause to me, they look like random cars, except for the VW bug that's in the foreground. But if you're a car nut, I encourage you to go to 1101 on this episode and you'll know what they're talking about. Did you notice that in the shot after that, when the camera overshot the angle and so

you can see that there's nothing behind what's in frame. You know what I mean? We literally cut it off. We angled it up as far as we could go, and there's nothing after any of those cars. I don't think we were allowed to block more than that section of the street. They let us block that much. But in the last shot, you can see, holy cow, there's nothing behind these people. Well, Riverside Boulevard is where where we shot is a major street and I think you're not allowed to just like shut it down for a shot for like for that long.

Yeah, it's one of the major streets in the valley. Yeah, you know what I mean? There's Ventura, Riverside, Moorpark. Before you get into the deep valley, this is these these areas would still be considered. So we weren't allowed to shut that down for too long I'm sure so they said okay, you can have 20 cars or something. I don be considered. Right. So we weren't allowed to shut that down for too long, I'm sure. So they said, OK, you can have 20 cars or something. I don't know. Right. I want to say, Aloma, right out the gate, Aloma crushes it. Here's the thing.

There's one thing that we didn't talk about when we started this, and that's the layoff period. You and I were very lucky. We went right into work right after the season was over and we both kinda kept our rhythm going throughout the summer, right? Throughout the partying and everything like that, we were still doing the job.

I wonder if other people were working that summer, if other people had the fortune that we had to be able to work. Because I remember there's summers that we didn't work and it was always like that nervous feeling when you came back. Yeah, sure. And feeling like by the time we get into episode three,

my rhythm will be back. But we were very lucky. We came into this thing charged and ready to go. You know what I mean? That's why when I look at the stuff that we did in the beginning of the episode that follows through the episode, we're very in sync and we're very, I don't know how to put it, but it seems like there's a little bit of season on it. You know what I mean?

Well, the funny thing is we hadn't separated. We had spent the whole summer laughing and being ourselves slash Turk and JD together just in Manhattan, and then we just rolled right into it. That's why I think this episode, you and I are really funny together in that whole bed joke because it's just like... That was kind of what we did all summer. I wonder if Bill was probably imagining that that's what we were up to. But do you ever find when you start a new movie or a new project, like in the beginning,

especially the first week, you just feel so weird and rusty and you kind of always wish you could go back and redo whatever you did the first week? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. I find that sometimes those are the better scenes because you're not as... I don't know, man. When you start to, oh, I nailed that or that was what I wanted, you've already decided what your choice was that you wanted to put into the scene. But when you're rusty and you can't figure it out, you're trying anything and sometimes that's the best, you know, that's the best thing. Yeah, and you've got an adrenaline going. But whether I'm

directing or I'm acting, I always feel like day one is so crazy because, you know, no one knows each other, you're meeting everyone, and it's a whole new world, and then you have to go perform. I always try to make the first couple days of if I'm directing super light so people are, especially you don't wanna put anything like some big emotional scene or a love scene or anything that's too intimate

because you want people to sort of build the time to get to know each other and you try and pick something strategically that isn't too hard of a day. But I always have this fantasy like, oh, I wish we could go back and like, reshoot week one, you know, after we now that we're all friends, we all now that we all know each other. Right, right. Um, we paid off, there were a lot of jokes in this episode that we, you know, we either put in the beginning of the episode just so it could play at the end of

the episode or some that are from last season, like Elliot telling her mom about the guy at work that she's, you know, that she kind of still has feelings for on the phone and you hear, and she goes, yes, mom, I'm straight. That was a joke from last season that finally gets paid off in the first episode of the second season. Yeah, well that's what Bill was talking about in the last episode of the podcast when he said that, people like it when there's these continuing things that they go, oh, I remember when she said to her mom

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Yes. But then you forgot about it in the very long time they took to pick us up. I completely forgot about it. And she reveals what she thought when she read the script for Sex and the City the very first time. He said he wrote this like I was in his head in some way, which I found really interesting. And does she think Carrie is too good for Mr. Big? for Sex and the City the very first time. He said he wrote this like I was in his head in some way,

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Oh. They are the JD and turk colors. She definitely has on a turk color. She's wearing a turk colored top. Oh nice. to meet you Julia. Nice to meet you. I'm so thrilled. Dan big round of applause for Julia Faye and Noah Star. There you go there's your Oprah intro guys you know you've made it on the podcast when you get a Donald Faye's on Oprah intro. I can't believe they just said my name. Yep. How did we get two people at the same time? How did this happen? Well, they might know each other. I bet there's something that Joelle is going to reveal or maybe Julie is going to reveal it.

So we have a mother and son here. They've been quarantined separately, but watching the show. They've been watching the show together for a long time since this kid was 13. Oh, my God. And it continues to bring them together. So I wanted them to share their story. That's so sweet That's really, what's crazy is that he looks like a grown man. So that just makes me feel old. Well, how old is Noah, Julia? He's 24. Oh, he's a grown man. Oh, yeah, he's very grown. He's a grown man. Now, Julia, tell us the story.

Did you guys, were you, when did you start watching? Did you, were you always watching together or were you watching when it was originally airing? Well, I was always watching when it was originally airing. I wasn't gonna allow him to watch that when it was originally airing. Noah, you missed it already, but I said already, Noah, stop!

There you go, Noah. And Julia, stop! Okay, Donald, I think you've done the Oprah intro. Jesus, people's ears are gonna blow out. No, keep doing it. Don't you like me to do it agaaaaaay? Oh my God, Noah, please don't encourage this behavior. I expected this out of you, Zach. I cringe, I love it, don't get me wrong.

Donald's Oprah voice makes my life, but I do have to pull my ear, my headphone back from my ear. And I'm always worried that someone's going to be like on a jog and like blow out their eardrum. Yeah, no, that's fine. Tell us about you guys. Your mom started to tell us, but like, how did you find the scrubs? And you guys are apparently watching it together through quarantine somehow? Yeah, I mean, it was a long time ago. I mean, we got to watch probably, shoot, when did you guys start? Because I would say we were probably around season three

when we actually started watching from when you guys made it on TV. So we were like week to week by that basis. But after that, I'm still, I'm young, but I'm still old enough to like have the discs. Watch that pre Netflix pre Hulu all that stuff. You know, I hope that people are watching as we do the show. That's what we envisioned happening. I don't know if I definitely because a lot of people ask me on on Instagram, like,

can you do a summary of the show at the top? And I mean, I guess we could do that. But I just assume that, I don't know, I guess a lot of people don't have time to do that. But do you think we should be doing a summary? Joelle, should we be doing a summary? Is that better podcasting? It feels boring to me to be like, and this episode. Yeah, I thought people would watch along. But if you're getting a ton of comments, I think maybe we could try to do a timed one. You do like a 30 second recap of the show. That's kind of fun. Yeah. Well, Dalton and I could try and do it like together, like without reading it. Because like you could easily read one, but it'd be more fun if we're like, all right, this is what happens. Yeah, totally. Try you. I got to have a timer. I'll be like, that's it. You can't explain

any more of the show. Yeah. And we only get 30 seconds to explain the show. Well, or we could each have a competition where we each have 30 seconds to explain the show I love it or we could each have a competition where we each have 15 seconds to describe the show and then and then you and Dan vote on who did a better summer of the show No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I I I know no absolutely not then I've been vetoed I Yes, veto that shit. Okay. I think I would enjoy I would enjoy like the Donald summarizes There could be like a little music cue Dan like a like a bell tree or something like and now Donald Faison summarizes the episode All right, so this is what happens, right? JD and Turk That shit would be a lot you know what

Yeah, we'll try it next time but no rating who did it better. Okay, fine fine fine listen I just think that for season two we got it You know you always want to introduce some new things for the fans you want to bring in like so now we're gonna do a ask Rob we're gonna do a Donald summarizes the show in 30 seconds. Okay. This is the kind of quality content that people need. Two brand new things. Let's get back to Julia and Noah! Oh my god. Do you guys have a question for for for Donald Faison and or I? I mean I have a question and Noah has a question. Okay, Julia, you go first.

Julia, you go first, you're the lady. My question is just for you, Zach. I was just wondering if you had gotten around to watching Remember the Titans yet? Oh, fuck, I knew this was gonna come up. Great question. Fucking great question, Julia. Why are you putting me on the spot?

Well, for a couple of reasons. I think it's one of the best movies ever made. It's definitely my top three. And I mean, Donald's character, Petey Jones, is the running back. The running back, y'all. That's right. He is the running back. It is a beautiful, beautiful movie.

It is one of the movies that if it's on TV, I'll watch it with commercials. I'll sit down and matter where it's at in the movie and watch it beginning and middle. It doesn't matter. I think I've seen it. I don't know. And I'm not exaggerating at least a hundred times.

Julia, first of all, first of all, Julia, I appreciate you. You are amazing for that. Second of all, do you know what you and Zach don't have in common? You've watched Remember the Times. Listen, I knew this was going to come up today and I was very nervous about it. And I just want to say I had my parents here this weekend and I didn't have time, but I'm going to watch it is on. It's 113 minutes. That's it. Okay. I know. It's a beautiful, beautiful movie and indicative of today's times, even though that's actually very sad that it is. Well, one more thing about remember the Titans.

We love it so much Noah and I do that Noah got married this past January and, um, ain't no mountain high enough was the, uh, was the mother son dance. That's great. That's so sweet because of the locker room. Yeah. Brian Gosling singing, ain't no mountain high enough. And you guys all point at each other. Spoilers, Julia, spoilers. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. Zach, you won't be disappointed. No, you're right. You're right. And I'm ashamed about it. And you can believe that I got a lot of heat on my Instagram comments about how dare you not watch Donald's movie, et cetera. It's a gorgeous, gorgeous film. Okay. Zach, have you seen Clueless? Of course I've seen Clueless.

I love Clueless. Oh, OK. We're not going to go through all your credits, OK? I haven't seen Homies Pomoni. Zach, Zach, Zach. I saw the postman one. The postman? Why was it?

Oh, you saw Next Day Air. That's because I brought you to my house. OK, come on. I made you watch. Don't argue in front of the guests. Noah, do you have a question that's unrelated to remember the title? You ever watch Waiting to Exhale, Zach? You ever watch Wade in the Exhale, Zach?

You ever watch Wade in the Exhale, Zach? The late great Whitney Houston's in that one, Zach. I know, and Angela Bassett, who's a friend of mine, by the way. Award-winning Oscar award-winning Angela. Wait, did Angela Bassett win Oscar? No. It's a shame. She should have won.

She should have won. That's right, for for Tina Turner. What's up? You know, you don't know that Noah Noah's question might be, Zach, have you watched another one of Donald's movies? You don't know. Let's see. Let's find out.

Okay, Noah. Noah, no pressure. Noah, go ahead. I wish I was better with my hands and looking up to ask if he has. Oh, you don't have to look them up. They're all hits, Noah. They're all hits. Noah, I want you to do me a favor. I'm going to watch I'm going to watch Remember the Titans tonight, but I want you to watch a little film called Homie Spamoni.

You can watch that if you want to, or you can watch Next Day Air or Kick Ass 2 or Clueless or waiting to exhale or can hardly wait or juice or juice or these are all movies. Josie and the pussy, Josie and the pussy. All these movies are considered movies that made a lot of money. And guess who's never seen any of these movies. That's not true. I saw Josie and the pussy cats.

No, you didn't. I saw can hardly wait. Who was I can hardly wait? Uh, and can hardly wait. No you didn't. I saw Can Hardly Wait. Who was I in Can Hardly Wait? In Can Hardly Wait, you're the guy who's friends with the other guys. Yeah, exactly. Go ahead Noah. Noah has a question. Zach, okay, so I know that obviously JD loves his Appletoonies. You've been quoted saying you don't yeah I mean a lot of people got upset. I think I tweeted that years ago and people were like, what is life?

People people were like I don't want to live anymore Yeah, exactly that was the reaction people to have they were like it was so funny it got retweeted What? Zach Brath isn't his character? Right people were like I don't want to live in this world anymore I'm just curious what you do drink and if you get a little handsy afterwards what that all looks like I can't wait I'll before you Can I answer the question was directed at me dude? Yeah, but it's one of those questions that I should probably answer. You can answer after me.

I think it was for both of you. I like all things. I drink, it depends. If I'm gonna have wine, I like like a white, like a Sancerre. If I'm gonna have red, I like a nice Pino. If I'm gonna have a cocktail, usually vodka something, vodka, soda. Do you remember when you were in the Gimlet? Yeah, I was in a Gimlet phase for a while. And then I like beer. I like beer, but I'm gluten free, so I drink gluten free, like, pale ale, because I like

pale ale a lot. Okay, so listen, Zack never gets handsy when he's drunk. Not and handsy in the sense of grabbing and hugging and all of that stuff, but he does get very handsy with the with the with his points. So if he has a point to make, Zach is very, and let me tell you, emphatic. Very emphatic about how he, you guys can't see it at home listening to this, but it's one of those things where everything has, his pointer finger is pointed high and then he brings it down hard like a javelin.

I think that's a common quality for people who've been over served, that they get emphatic. No, that's what I drink. Donald drinks anything and everything. Listen, I don't have a preference. Yeah, Donald just as long as it is alcohol. No, it's not. No, well, no, let's be honest. Let's tell the truth. I do enjoy libation. Do you have a plan for the fourth, Donald? Are you gonna make some fancy cocktail at your house?

No, but I probably will make burgers and Franks. Okay, but you don't have like a frozen drink lined up. What do you guys got plans for? Yeah, what are you, Julia? No, I assume you're not together in the same city. We're in the same city. We're about time and we're just trying to be, you know, good. Do you guys go around other people then, obviously? You've been around. No, we try to keep it very, I've really only been home. I have to say, I fell off the wagon, Julia, with my mom because she came to visit me and she's been very, very

strict as have I been. And so I felt... And she'd driven, she didn't fly. And I opened the front door and she said, are we gonna hug? And I said, you bet we are, mom. That's right. We had the biggest hug. So why don't you guys, if you guys have been both quarantining for 14 days without seeing anyone and stuff? Well, we try to, we try to, all three of my kids actually live in the city and we all live about 10 minutes away from each other. We might be able to see each other this weekend.

Where is that? We're a little bit. We live in Grand Rapids. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Michigan in the house! Right on. Yeah, you guys are experiencing a spike right now too, like we are in California. Michigan Michigan in the house right on Yeah, you guys are experiencing a spike right now too like we are in California. It's going out

Yeah, yeah, nothing like LA County though man where we are is is just blowing the roof off the graph sadly Yeah, it's a shame. It is but we're here to cheer people up. So we're not gonna dwell on that. Right guys That's right. All right guys? That's right. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming on. I hope you enjoyed your visit. An amazing pleasure. Thank you so much. We're so glad you like the show and the podcast. We hope we're trying to just try to make people giggle a little bit during this wacky time. Yeah, you've done a great job.

Thank you. Thank you. I just wanted to reiterate what Julia said when she asked her question Zack oh god Tonight it's gonna be tonight. He's gonna be tonight You guys all heard it here tonight. We don't have a we don't have a movie. We've been watching alone though By the way, have you guys watched the show alone? No, Zach, everybody's rewatching Remember the Titans. I will watch.

I will watch the fucking movie, but I just want you to know I'm giving a shout out. First of all, it's not a first of all, watch your mouth when you talk about the Titans. OK, first of all, watch your mouth. Second, it's a classic. It's Disney and it has a classic, it's Disney, and it has a lot to do with what's going on right now. And your boy's in it, your homie's in it, your friend's in it, your compadre is in it.

Oh, you, sorry, I thought you meant, I know Denzel or something. I'm gonna watch it tonight, but listen, you guys, I'm gonna give a shout out to this Netflix show, it's called Alone, and they put these survivalists in the middle of the Arctic, and they have to see how long they can survive with nothing, and it's amazing. Doesn't sound better than Remember the Titans.

Okay, well, they have no music that Julia and Noah would dance to at Noah's wedding, I can guarantee you that. That's really cool, man, that's really cool. You still married? I am, yeah, so. You know why yeah, so you know why because of the song because of the song All right, we got to wrap this up because we've been going a very long time and we have to finish talking about the episode But thank you guys so much. We appreciate you. We love you. Stay safe. Stay healthy and have a great holiday weekend People please give a big round of applause to Julia and Noah.

Thunderous applause, Dan. Thunderous applause to them because they're very nice people. Yeah, they were. How funny was my pratfall when I reached for the dryer? I mean, come on, that was glorious. You got skills. I mean, did you see that the arms went up like this? I fall back, the hand dryer. So I'm like, I'm trying to dry my crotch on the hand dryer and then Kelso says something like, you need to buy that thing dinner. And then I fall, and my arms go out. I was pretty proud of that. By the way, that was the JD fall noise.

Okay. That should be a ringtone. We're going to make everything a ringtone. Another one. Another one. The best ringtones. We the best. We the best ringtones. Another one. Yeah, we dropped another one. How funny was when Cox is screaming at

me and I'm like, yeah, that that wouldn't happen nowadays. With Corona. It was very funny. It was funny though. And the way it was shot slow motion is I'm just like basking in his fiddle. Now that there was this cool floating fantasy thing, very Spike Lee technique. Spike Lee always has a moment in his movies where people are sort of seemingly floating as though their feet are on wheels. And we did that fantasy where it seemed like everyone was floating around. It's always in a one shot when they're walking down the street. So it's like a cowboy. Well, the cowboy is a... Cowboys to where's like a, it's like a cowboy. Well, the cowboy is Cowboys to where the, where your guns would be if you were a cowboy.

So it's, it's what's above that then, like just above that, like above the waist. You could say wastey. Okay. So it's I'm making that up. Yeah. What Donald's talking about, for those of you who don't know, is there's all sorts of shot sizes of people, of actors, have these nicknames. One of them is if someone's framing up a shot, they're like, oh, give me kind of a cowboy. And that means as you frame up the actor, have the shot be a hold where it's kind of back to the old school Westerns.

Make sure you can see where the cowboy's guns would be so you're wide enough to see that low on the person's legs. So that's that terminology. But he always does it so you can't see the legs moving and you can see above the waist. Yeah, so they're just gliding. They're just gliding. And they're gliding, right. And we did that in this... We did something similar to that in this episode. Right, they're all floating. And I'm gonna be honest with you, I can't skate. So somebody had to push me to get me

to get that movement going. And then on the other side, somebody had to push me to get me to get that movement going. And then on the other side, somebody had to stop me because I couldn't stop myself. I'm a horrible, uh, skater. Well, some of the actors, some of the actors, uh, I forgot which ones, I'm, I'm assuming Ken was one of them are on just like low, you know, platform dollies that are being pulled on ropes to make them glide like that. And then some of the actors who could be on rollerblades were on rollerblades. Sarah, who was a good rollerblader, is the one who sort of takes the turn. Yeah. I thought it was a really cool shot the way it was. I don't think it cuts. I think

it's a wonder and I don't know. I thought it was beautifully done by Adam Bernstein, who directed our pilot. Yeah, absolutely. Who actually gets a shout out, who shows up in the show in the second car scene when they're like, is this the same kid? Yeah, at 1741 when it cuts to people reacting. There's a scene of the hallway and Bernstein pops up. Yeah, Bernstein, Adam Bernstein, if you want to see a Hitchcockian director cameo, he pops up. He's the one on McGurney. How about Todd going at 1454?

You look totally hot, Mirror Todd. And then you grabbing his love handles. Yeah. You grabbing his love handles first. And then Sarah just having her bra out. That was scandalous. That was very scandalous. Do you think that would fly nowadays in on TV shows?

Yeah, I mean, it's funny, a bra, it's funny, a bra is no different than a bathing suit, right, especially if it's that kind of bra, but it's the context, right? Our brains go, oh, this is so risque because she's in her bra, but it's not like it's showing any more than a bathing suit would.

Right. Don't you think? No, I agree with you 100%. You know what made me laugh really hard though, was when, I forget what you 100%. You know, it made me laugh really hard though was when I forget what you said what you did. But for some reason, somehow you got me in trouble with Carla. And I said to you tonight, I'm meeting Mexican. Yeah. And I'll see you in bed. Yeah. Yeah. Meaning I'm going to be farting all night. Right. By the way, I always had this idea of an invention that I'm now going to give to the world to steal, although someone's already stolen it, that someone makes a pill you take,

and it changes the scent of your flatulence to something nice. Is that possible? I didn't think it was. I wanted to take it to Chris Sokka, my billionaire friend, and say, I have this great invention idea. Let's develop it together. And then I just saw on the internet today, someone was selling these chocolate pills and you supposedly eat the chocolate pills and they make your flatulence smell like chocolate. Bullshit. Google it.

Google that shit. So this was my invention idea. There were gonna be different flavors. You could have potpourri, you could have any flavorourri, you could have any flavor you wanted, butterscotch. I wouldn't mind. Yeah, what flavor would you choose?

Right, that's a good question. If somebody farted, what smell would you like to smell at them, chocolate chip cookies? Chocolate chip cookies is a good fart smell. Yeah. Or onions and garlic in the pan. No. Well, I tend to stay away from the savory and go more for the sweet. Okay. I'll go with sort of a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven. Yeah, that sounds nice.

So this was my idea. I had this idea. You know, I'm sure everyone listening has an invention idea that they never took action on. And then it eventually comes out and you're like, damn it, that person's gonna get rich off that invention idea. Well, mine was some sort of vitamin or capsule

that you swallow that scientifically eliminates the flatulence smell and changes it to something else. And now I'm telling you, it's a thing. I'm going to buy it and try it and see if it works. I would like some of it too. I'll give it to you for, I don't know, belated father's day. Have you looked at the books I gave you at all? Don't put me on the spot like that.

You're putting me on the spot with Remember the Titans. Have you even glanced at the books I gave you? Have you even glanced at the motherfucking books I gave you? Yeah, they're in my bathroom. They're my bathroom reading. Oh, okay, good. But you just on your phone the whole time. They didn't even fucking open those books to you. Listen, man. I want to know something.

Are they on the floor, but then when you're pooing, you just look at your phone? Keep it real. I love Shay. All right. Shay, I bought Donald your books because I thought that he would like them. And I think that him looking on his phone might be upstaging them and they might be on his bathroom floor. I love Shay. What about Johnny C. McGinley smashing the guitar? I bet he

loved doing that. Yeah, that was one of those moments where you could tell he was like, I'm sick of fucking Colin Hay being here, still fucking singing this damn song. I've heard it all week long. Give me the guitar. And then he goes to town on it. He even comes back around. He goes one side, and then even comes back around like with a back fist with the guitar. I bet that felt good though. I have other songs. Yeah. And then Colin Hay goes, I have other songs.

I think they have places you can go and you put on goggles so you protect your eyes and you take a bat and you can just like wail on a car. I think a lot of us need that nowadays. That would be nice, right? Just to break something. Yeah. Just to break something and not have consequences after you break it. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. You know what they have in Vegas too? They have, I really want to do this with you when the world opens back up. They have a

place in Vegas you go and it's a giant construction site type area and you can operate any of the giant heavy machinery like bulldozers and cranes and wrecking balls and like you could just buy the biggest construction equipment you've ever seen. It's like a giant enormous sandbox for adults. I imagine that could be a lot of fun but I imagine it's also very dangerous. I couldn't imagine myself but with a wrecking ball. How fun would that be though dude? We got to do that. It would be fun at first and then when the wrecking ball comes back and hits the fucking thing that I'm on. I'm sure that they teach you how to do it. I don't think they just throw you in it and be like, good luck. You need a license to use all of these things. Obviously not.

Everything's off in Vegas. They're like, they found a way around it. The funny thing is I think there's a bar, but like you can only go to the bar after the fact This all sounds very sketchy how far would that be though dude? I want to dig with you, dude I want to dig with you. I would We can make something together right we can dig Let's dig. I want to make something with you. I want to know what movies this what movies. I wanna make something with you. I wanna know what- What movie is this? What movie is this? I wanna be with you guys!

16 Candles. Yep. That's easy. That's easy. Yeah, that's the nerdy kid. The nerdy kid who doesn't wanna go to the dance. Who doesn't wanna go to the dance. And the parents force him. And they're like, they lock him in the gym.

They lock him in the gym. I wanna stay home with you guys! I wanna be with you guys! All right. Yo, you grabbing the pillow at the end of the show when I leave. Yeah, that's funny. Oh, man.

That's how I feel whenever I part ways with you, Donald. I wanna clutch a pillow. Clutch a pillow? I feel that way all the time when, well, not all the time, but when we part. When we part ways, you wanna clutch a pillow? Not necessarily clutch a pillow, but I still want that extra hug.

I want to bite a pillow. We haven't hugged, wow. We haven't hugged. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe always have such a good... I like a man who hugs tightly. A lot of men do this bullshit because they're insecure about their sexuality. I don't know what it is, but they do sort of a, your groins can't be touching, and they put the arm in between, and then they do a tap. They got a tap. That's not how Donald and I hug. We get in there. No, I like it when you fucking squeeze. Yeah, Randall Winston, who we've had on the show, man, he's a good hugger.

He's a good hugger. His hugs are just on the verge of almost hurting. Yeah, it's almost a bear hug with Randall Winston. You want to make sure you've taken a deep breath before you engage with him. He's definitely knocking the wind out of you. Yeah. It's like if you're going deep underwater, you just take a big ass breath. All right.

Well guys, we've kicked off season two. Go get the ringtone. There's talk that we might make it available with the mm-hmm and without the mm-hmm. And just the mm-hmm. Yeah. And maybe we'll even make available mm-hmm. We love you. This is fun. We're we're we're happy to be back.

Season two. Season two in effect, y'all. Stay safe. Wear a fucking mask. Right, Donald? Listen. I think tell them to wear a fucking mask. I am going to tell them to fucking wear a mask, but I think I think what's going on is people are looking at it as a control issue and people are trying to control you please don't look at it that way look at it more like even if you don't think you're

sick there's still a possibility that you could be and you're asymptomatic and imagine being a young child who, well, you know, teenagers and young adults are the ones that are getting this virus a lot right now and definitely can pass it on to their parents and the adult figures in their life. And people above 45 aren't fairing well with this. So please... And Donald just turned 46. So please, please, please. Wear a mask. Wear a mask out in public, okay? That's the prescription from two fake doctors who love you very much and care about your health and safety. Donald, count us in.

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