Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Real Friends Classic: 205 - My New Coat

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

In this week's episode, JD begins feeling like a doctor and upgrades his wardrobe to include a white medical coat. Meanwhile, Eliot discovers her new identity at the hospital. In the real world, Zach ...and Donald are all over the place discussing edibles, their love for Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn, and how many bugs are legally allowed in a can of tuna.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:07 so here's the thing that i'm learning i guess a lot of people aren't smoking weed anymore. They're now eating it. I have a combination of many different things. I like to smoke that. I hear you because I like to smoke that shit. Let me tell you why. You get way more stoned when you smoke it than when you eat it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:25 Sometimes one doesn't want to be that messed up and you just want a light little tingle. Who doesn't want to be there? Listen, man, that light little tingle is like Spidey senses to me, man. That shit's like a fucking anxiety. You're a large man. You're a large man.
Starting point is 00:02:40 And also that's like, oh, trucks coming that light little tingle. I'm telling you, I don trucks coming that light little tingle. I'm telling you, I don't want the light little tingle. I want to be knocked out like the whole body tingle. You'd be like, a truck's coming. I don't know. Fuck. There are those of us. There are those of us out there that kind of just want a light little. Ooh, that flower looks really red.
Starting point is 00:03:00 No, my my my weed shop, my weed shop. I walk in and they're like, you're back already? I mean, I'm not complaining, but jeez, kid. I love that. You probably keep the lights on in that place. You're like, you're like Norman Cheers. They got a nickname for me and everything, man. I woke up singing your song today.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Which one? What you trying to get into a day of shoon? What you trying to do? When Donald and I used to be young and go out we would uh we would text I guess we would probably call each other like yo what you trying to get into tonight? What you trying to get into tonight? What you trying to get into tonight? That used to be the go-to. When we'd be at work, it would be like six o'clock and we'd get off early. Let's say it was a Wednesday and we'd get off at around nine or ten and at around nine or ten, that's when the club kind of opens up, right? We'd be like, yo, yo, what you trying to get into? We'd have work. If they were like, you don't have to be at work until 10 o'clock in the morning tomorrow,
Starting point is 00:04:09 it'd be like, yo, dude, I don't got work till 10. What about you? I don't got work till 10. What you trying to get into? And then now that we're old, we're just say it like jokingly like, hell, what you trying to get into tonight? We're like, I'm trying to go to sleep at eight. I'm trying to get in my bed. Right? I'm trying to go to sleep at eight, I'm trying to get in my bed. Right, I'm trying to... But then as we've told you, Donald's name, middle name is Adaiashun. So then it became a song, I don't know if I wrote it or you, I think I wrote it. You wrote it.
Starting point is 00:04:33 What you trying to get into Adaiashun? What you trying to do? But I often... It sounds like a Sesame Street song. One, two, three, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. What you trying to get into, I dare assume. What you trying to do. You add some flavor to it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. I'm trying to stay out till one two three four five six
Starting point is 00:05:09 I like it when you do it cuz you add a little sauce you're like trying to get into It's that Al Jarreau man, we would you rode it up you Al Jarreau't know what you're trying to get into. This is welcome to the stoned out version of Fake Doctors and Real Friends. Well listen, every morning... I will be your navigator today. Almost every morning I wake up singing a song, and I don't know if I've thought about it in my sleep or what, but I hum, assuming I'm in a good mood, which is often, I have a little song while I'm doing my morning pee and I'm just bopping my head to something.
Starting point is 00:05:47 You never know what it's going to be. But this morning it was, what you're trying to get into, what you're trying to do. What you're trying to do. Oh man, I miss those days. I miss those days of what you're trying to get into. Was there a place called Joseph's we used to go to? There was Joseph's and that was just off of Yucca. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:08 And Ivar. Isn't there a line in, is it made? Yeah, made. You think I'm trying to spend the rest of my life living on Yucca? Yeah. That's Vince Vaughn in the very, very underrated movie, Made. I think it's a. I love that movie.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Do you want to fast? Because you stole stole my van and I don't like you! Yeah, if you haven't seen Made, John Favreau and Vince Vaughn, it was after Swingers and they were... it was like, I think Favreau's next film after that? Oh no, they had blown up after, like the two of them... Oh so yeah, they blew up and they did other stuff, but that was the next movie they did together. They came back and did this one together and the only thing funnier than made is watching the outtakes you got a watch Vince I don't know if we've probably talked about this yet on the
Starting point is 00:06:52 podcast we're already getting the point where I don't remember if we've said this ready but no we haven't you got to watch if you want to laugh your ass off watch Vince Vaughn riffing like only Vince Vaughn could back in the day and making shit up and Favreau struggling to back in the day and making shit up and Fabro struggling to get through the scene and it is hilarious. The two of them together man that shit is magic like they should really go back I know that they're both very grown now and both very seasoned now also. I wonder if the magics lost though maybe. I don't know man. Because some of it was they were so young and I
Starting point is 00:07:23 mean swingers was just fucking incredible. And they were just so young and wide-eyed, and they had just the most amazing banter. And they would improv, it was like crazy. And it was just, I don't know, Vince Vaughn was the quickest mofo in the world back in the day. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you something right now, man.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I think they're both so, like look at us, man. I think if we were to do Scrubs now, knowing what we know about comedy and about the industry and about timing and about making television and stuff like that, if we were to go back and start all over from the beginning with our knowledge, Scrubs would have been way more funny. That's like anything.
Starting point is 00:08:01 It would have been way more funny. I think the two of them still have their, you know, I think they still have their, their connection. Their magic. Their magic. And if they were to go out there and do another, I would personally love to see another incarnation of the two characters from swingers, a la maid, a la whatever way we would imagine. I don't know anyone that's seen maid other than you and I, but That's bullshit, man. That movie was so- It was not a hit or not a popular movie, I don't know anyone that's seen made other than you and I, but it's very funny. That's bullshit, man. That was not a hit or not a popular movie, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Oh man, such a good movie. Cardiff Giants, all of that stuff. And then how Vince Vaughn spent all the money in one night and everything, come on, man. That shit's just so, it's such a good movie. And then the scene I love when they get their per diem. And then. Right, and he spends it. He's like, when they get their per diem and then right and he spends He's like so this is my per diem, right?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Vince Worms character can't get you can't get his head around the idea that he just gets cash So this is my per diem Money out on the plane Sam Rockwell plays a guy who works at the hotel. They're staying at like, it's supposed to be like the Mercer Hotel down in Soho. It's like Soho, yes. Right. And you get a goldfish, remember?
Starting point is 00:09:14 He plays like. We can do a podcast on May, Donald. We should do a special episode. By the way, you know what we should do one day? Yeah. Let's say we really keep liking this and we run out of episodes Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna do season 9. We'll just yeah, we should do season 9 We should but then we should start doing this for movies We love like we'll just like do a rewatch of our favorite films. I'd love to do that
Starting point is 00:09:38 Maybe we could get the guests of our favorite film. Oh That's cool. You know what I mean? Yeah, we could have Vince Vaughn and John Favreau. See, that's the problem, though. If John Favreau was on our podcast, I don't know how long I would be able to hold out before asking him for a job in Star Wars or Marvel. I don't know how long I'd be able to hold out for. That's probably a...
Starting point is 00:10:01 Ha-choo! Bless you. Don't cry, dude. That's probably why he doesn't want to come on. I'm sure... yeah, that's probably exactly why... You know, a lot of these guys, like, I imagine, you know, John Favreau's of the world, or people that get entrenched in the Star Wars universe especially, they probably don't want to leave their house. Or Marvel, man. Marvel is bigger than Star Wars. They probably don't want to leave their house. They're like, oh god, the Donald Faison's of the world are going
Starting point is 00:10:22 to be like, damn! I'm chilled out, hold on. In Iron Man, three minutes and 21 seconds. Is that a real explosion? No, you'll never hear me ask about the movie. You know what? I made that mistake once in life and I got the answer I wanted. And I was so in awe of the fact that he was talking to me about what about his process or his process that I was more process that I fucking missed every word he said I met so I met George Lucas quite a few times because I'm a huge Star Wars fan and we had just finished watching revenge of the at Skywalker Ranch and he's standing with, of all people, Sam Jackson, Mace Windu, and Ludacris, right? And Ludacris had said to me,
Starting point is 00:11:08 you know, I'm thinking about getting into acting. Is there any advice you could give me? And I said to him, dude, you know how to do music videos and stuff like that. You know how to rap and everything. Just bring everything, all of that energy that you bring in your music, just bring that to acting, that concentration, just do that. He was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And so when he did that, I was bring in your music, just bring that to acting, that concentration,
Starting point is 00:11:25 just do that." He was like, oh yeah, absolutely. And so when he did that, I was like, all right, so now he did that in front of George Lucas. I now have an end to George Lucas to ask George Lucas, so how'd you come up with Star Wars? Oh God. So I'm embarrassed already. I said, so how'd you come up with Star Wars? And he fucking answered the question.
Starting point is 00:11:45 He's like, well, so what I do is I sit down in my house and I'm like, what would be an interesting galaxy? Maybe a galaxy far away. And then I come up with the idea of a planet. OK, on this endless galaxy, there's a planet. And what would the planet be? Let's say it's Tatooine, OK? And then what's it like on Tatooine?
Starting point is 00:12:02 And he goes into the whole fucking thing on how he's Creating galaxies and you know and I'm sitting there and in my mind I'm like fucking George Lucas is talking to me fucking George Lucas is talking to me I mean the answer I didn't hear one word He said he gave me the algorithm to Star Wars And I wasn't listening because I was so in awe of the fact that I was talking to George Lucas Do you think this is a lie? This is the honest I walked away like you fucking moron
Starting point is 00:12:29 You fucking didn't listen, you know, it's funny in my mind George Lucas was like hey invite Donald Faison because I might put him in on one of the leads of one of my new films Okay, sir. We'll invite him and then you get there and he's like, oh no He's one of those guys who asked me how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy Oh no, he's one of those guys who asked me how I come up with Star Wars. Forget it, Jimmy. Dude, I sat in front of him for Revenge of the Sith, right? And he's behind me.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And I loved Revenge of the Sith. Even when I saw it back in the day, I loved it. I still love it. Oh, Joelle, look at the face Joelle's giving you. And I sat in front of him. And I remember I was there. And we had cocktails before the movie. It was like this big MTV premiere.
Starting point is 00:13:03 We had cocktails. We had food, et cetera. I was like this big MTV premiere. We had cocktails. We had food, etc I might have even smoked a cigarette back then this was a long time ago, right? and I'm there with this girl that I'm dating and we are watching Revenge of the Sith and The movie ends and I turn around and I look at him and I can see he's like, what would you think and I'm like, dude It was fucking amazing. You did it, George. You fucking did it. Oh my God, I'm losing my mind.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I grab him, I give him a hip hop hug and everything. Yeah, I give him a big hug and everything. I'm like, I can't believe you. You did it, George. You fucking did it. And I turn around and I go, I can't believe it. He fucking did it. And I say it to the girl I'm dating at the time
Starting point is 00:13:43 and she was like Oh my god Babe your breath smells But I'm like all in this face, oh my god George you fucking did it Did it embarrassing by the way have another embarrassing story related to Star Wars you did Oh, what what I do Doesn't Kathleen Kennedy have an idea. God she has an identical and you went and congratulated the identical twin yeah, I did And you know what and here's the problem with it. Here's the problem with it. No, bro. That was embarrassing I was with you that one yeah, that was pretty bad
Starting point is 00:14:21 And then she laughed at me about it after I told I was like I just fucking went up to your sister and congratulated her on Star Wars. You are so dialed in with these people. I just don't understand how we can't get you apart. You're friends with the cowboy hat guy. Dave Filoni. Dave Filoni. You're friends with Kathleen Kennedy and or her identical twin. George Lucas knows how bad your breath can be. Why can't these fucking people hire you to be in these movies? I did Felicity with JJ Abrams. Yeah, you're like, it's, god, I really want to make it one of my life priorities to at
Starting point is 00:14:53 least get you in one of these movies. I mean, fucking Ed Sheerans in costume, hidden, doing cameos in these movies, why can't you be? Ed Sheerans in Game of Thrones too, man, it's like, you know. Why can't you be? It's what it is. Cause one, I don't necessarily. Who can I call? Who can I call? You got a lot of friends you could call, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:10 You're freaking well. I was at the same hotel. Call Spielberg and make Spielberg call Lucas, who will then call everybody over at Disney. You know who you need to get in touch with? These are the two people I need you to get in touch with for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Fiegie? Okay, I don't really know Fiegie, but I'm writing it down Kevin Feige okay I'm gonna call him today who else and the head of Disney well Sean Bailey is a friend of mine he's uh he's the head of production president production at Disney so I'm gonna call Sean Bailey okay Sean okay now will you make sure that when you meet them you have a mint in your mouth? I will definitely, I will definitely mint up that day. I will not only mint up that day, I will keep all of my emotions buried as Jedi do.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I was on, I hung out with JJ while he was making the last Star Wars movie, we were staying at the same hotel, and I would often see him in the lobby of the hotel, and we would shoot the shit. And I remember him sitting with a Laptop clearly in my mind which was tweaking the screenplay over by the fireplace in the lobby in London And I thought oh my god Donald would freak out right now JJ's over by the fireplace
Starting point is 00:16:16 What looks clearly like doing a rewrite of the script? Yeah, you know you're so lucky that I was not there. I know, because you would have gone over and been like, you did it! No, no, no. You'd be like, Donald, get off of me. No, no, no. Let's just be honest with it all. The order of appreciation for the Star Wars trilogies is the first trilogy, obviously,
Starting point is 00:16:41 the Empire Strikes Back, New Hope, Return of the Jedi, those three. Then you gotta go Clone Wars. You gotta do all of that stuff. You gotta go episode one, two, and three. And then you gotta go- I can't weigh in. Joelle, please weigh in because you speak- You're 100% right so far. You speak that- And you gotta go 789. You know, and the thing about 789 is it started so great, and then it kind of went off in a direction that nobody, you know, some the thing about 789 is it started so great, and then it kind of went off in a direction that nobody, you know, some people love it, some people don't love it. And then they tried to, you know, correct it.
Starting point is 00:17:14 And I don't know, I don't know, you know, a lot of people really, really love the new trilogy. I'm one of those people who's a little, you know, a little itty-dippity about it. I'd love Star Wars for the rest of my life. Don't ever get it twisted. I will always be a true fan of Star Wars. I'm not necessarily sure that the last trilogy was my favorite. That's all.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I feel like that's super fair. I feel like it's definitely a 50-50 split on fans. I think it'll see a lot like with the original or with the prequels. We saw a lot of kids who that was their first Star Wars are like ride or die for it. They're like, you can't tell me anything. The prequels are amazing.
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's my first experience. So I'm sure we'll have another crop of kids who are like, no, Kylo is everything. And I really like the relationship between Ren and Kylo. And there's a lot to love scene wise. There's a ton of like scenes and moments. I love that. Scenes and moments, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Joelle, you're nailing it. Scenes and moments. Ray shooting lightning was like, what is even happening? Like so good. Or just a storyline between Kylo and Ray. You know what I mean? And how they found each other.
Starting point is 00:18:19 And the, you know, it gets a little twisted. I feel like, and this is just my personal belief, and I love, you know, as a movie by itself, I think The Last Jedi is a good movie. But in the trilogy form, I don't think it fits at all. I think it's like, and I think it's because they're writing around shit in the two that surround it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:43 So in The Force Awakens, they wrote a story, he deviates from the story, and then JJ tries to correct. But the course correcting at the end did not work for me. I love The Last Jedi, it's my favorite of the new trilogy, but it's because it has a lot of tropes that I look for in a Star Wars. It takes a lot of the Clone Wars moments that I love and brought them to the big screen.
Starting point is 00:19:01 And I was all like, Holdo blowing up the ship? That's my next tattoo, very legitimately. But who the fuck is Holdo, man? And was all like, Holdo? Blowing up the ship? Like, that's my next tattoo. Very legitimately, I heard that. But who the fuck is Holdo, man? And where the fuck does Holdo come from? If you had read the book Princess of Alderaan, you would know exactly who that man's best friend. Yeah, I totally get that. But for the majority of Star Wars fans,
Starting point is 00:19:19 who the fuck is Holdo? It's like introducing Darth Maul again in Solo. Most of the people didn't, most Star Wars fans who see the movies have never watched the Clone Wars and have never watched Rebels, so they have no idea that Darth Maul survives this fall from From Obi-Wan when Obi-Wan slices in half. Hold on just wait a second. I'm worried people are tuning out I'm worried because people are tuning out. We have a good period. We have a good period on it. I'm worried that people are like, fuck this podcast. I just got signed up for a Star Wars movie.
Starting point is 00:19:49 We're going to pin it now. Let's get back to Scrubs. Is there something you want to say, Joelle? I was going to put a period on it, and then we can move on. This is the new conversation of nerds. Old nerddom used to be you had to read all the comics to go into the movies, the TV shows, to enjoy the stuff, because that's where all the juicy details were.
Starting point is 00:20:04 And that's how we separated. And I don't want to reopen the argument of what a true nerd is. You can like things and be as nerdy about them as you want to, but I find something so, so satisfying about having read a hundred comic books and 36 novels and getting to the movie. And then all of that back work is paid off in the film.
Starting point is 00:20:19 It's beautiful. I know it alienates some people and that frustrates people, but get on board. Like it's awesome. There's so much to do. Well, Joelle, you and I are the same person. I've read damn near every Star Wars comic book. Like I have singles, I have the actual graphic novels, I have it all. But that being said man, it's like you got to look at it as a lot of people don't read that shit and because they
Starting point is 00:20:38 don't read that shit you got to keep the story. You know you can still pay homage and have little inside jokes but you can't make actual storyline about things that happen in a comic that only you like a million people read. You know what I mean? You just get you just saying I still love it. Same here. And that being said, five, six, seven, eight. Stories about show we made about a bunch of doctors and nurses I think we should have kept going. I think we should have kept the preamble because you know why?
Starting point is 00:21:28 People are going to think, Joelle and Donald have begun a Star Wars podcast and I accidentally clicked on that. By the way, that was literally only three minutes, dude. It was great. I was able to get a light nap in. Listen, Isaac Washington, Ted Lang from The Love Boat. It was great. I was able to get a light nap in listen Isaac Isaac Washington Ted Lang from the love boat. Yes. He's awesome is that he's amazing in this episode Yes, he's a good actor and I always thought that he had done more episodes than just this one I thought he was in two of them now
Starting point is 00:21:59 Did you watch the level there's so many episodes of love was like over 200 episodes of the love boat Did you watch as a kid? I watched several episodes of the love boat. I do many episodes of love it's like over 200 episodes of the love boat did you watch it as a kid I watched several episodes of the love boat I do believe he did more than this I think we didn't we have other cast members from the love boat on yes well doc doc was on wasn't doc on yeah I believe so I could let's this is a Scrubs wiki question no we can't put him to work right away dude how are we doing with him? Well, do we getting him as fuck? Okay, he's happy. I'm working on that. Yeah, you got to keep him happy. It's like you got to keep you got to feed the beast. You got to
Starting point is 00:22:31 give him swag every time he answers a question. Donald. Do you want me to do the recap? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you rehearse? I didn't this time. Okay, let me get my timer ready. I don't really think this is I'm gonna say something controversial that I don't say very often Great this episode is not that great. Okay, I Wow, that's that's something to be said It's alright and by the way two all-stars behind it Matt Tarsus and Mark Buckingham I'm just saying it wasn't one of my favorites
Starting point is 00:23:07 I I didn't lol doesn't really go anywhere at the end It this is just like a day in the life in the hospital and it kind of you'll kind of hear that in my recap It feels like a b-side. Yes, like it's like it's like right It's like the Wu-Tang clan came out with Protect your neck and on the b-side was Clan came out with Protect Your Neck and on the B side was Method Man. The Method Man song is dope and the Protect Your Neck, I can't, this is a bad example because both songs are so really, just really good. All right. Well, I think we all know a song on the album that comes out that's like, eh,
Starting point is 00:23:38 it's not the best song, but I'll still play it. Right. And that's how I feel about this episode. It's like, it's fine. There's some funny shit and there's the opera singer singing mistake and there's some there's a couple funny things but I was I didn't I didn't really laugh out loud that much okay Rob man said here we go all right wait wait wait let me get my timer ready okay and go the gang has reached a new level of confidence but all make big mistakes in this episode
Starting point is 00:24:05 they all have to learn to live with it because let's be honest in real life you don't get a do-over some find it very challenging some find it very easy but in the end all of them are happy with how they've confronted their mistake and have learned a lesson or so it seems okay well that was 23 seconds. Ow. That's all I needed. I feel like you need to be really using your time. No, fuck that shit. I'm trying, listen, I have anxiety over this every fucking episode. Well good, you had seven seconds you could have gone into detail about the janitor wearing
Starting point is 00:24:39 a white coat. Well, no, because that's not a recap. That's telling the that's not the that's not a recap that I tell when you story listen my friend when you have when you're loop when you're fucking just giving up seven seconds you can be talking about the B story the C story you can that's but I think that's what we're supposed to do in the podcast. No, but you could also be like and also the janitor where you can be like and also the janitor wears a white coat because he tries to make a new Jels.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Tell me tell me if I have tell me if I get this in seven seconds and also the janitor wears a white coat because JD decided to wear a white coat to work one jealous. Tell me if I get this in seven seconds. And also, the janitor wears a white coat because JD decided to wear a white coat to work one day. OK, good. That was a very funny storyline, though, I thought. I thought the fact that, no, well, that too. But the fact that JD decided to wear, you know what? I'm a fucking resident now.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I'm going to wear a white coat to work. Right. And because I'm important, and I'm a doctor, and I need this white coat for status. He was totally feeling himself. He's feeling accomplished. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:25:31 Well, and then a little bit of trivia. Dr. Cox does not wear a white coat the whole episode. Which is odd because he wears a white coat always. Right, and I'm assuming it was some directorial choice to have him in his biceps. By the way, his biceps, he must have done a lot of... I have a sense that Johnny and the director decided, oh, I won't wear a white coat just to really accentuate what a dork JD is.
Starting point is 00:25:56 And then Johnny was like, but in lieu of a white coat, my biceps are going to be fucking pumped. He doesn't fuck around, man. You can tell he was curling before each scene. You can tell that Johnny does not fuck around when it comes to fitness, man. His fitness was, you know, I don't know how, you know, his wife is very health conscious when it comes to eating and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I don't know if Johnny was like that before he met her, but he definitely was putting on, he was definitely in the gym putting that work in. I don't know about diet-wise, but bro, he was always ripped. Yeah, he was definitely in the gym. Diet wise but bro he was always ripped. Yeah he was putting that work in. He puts us to shame dude. He is ripped.
Starting point is 00:26:31 How are you doing on your fitness thing by the way because I've been being a little lazy. I mean obviously I've got a few things on my mind but I haven't really been killing it. Well until they make weed that doesn't give you the munchies I'm in deep shit. Pretty much. Like I work out. You're stuck in a loop. I work out an hour every day, pretty much. I work out with the trainer. I work out on my peloton. I have food that's delivered to me. Shout out to Trifecta Nutrition. Do you know, by the way, there's an allowable amount of insects and rodent parts allowed in tuna?
Starting point is 00:27:08 Well, you're allowed to eat... Yeah, the FDA allows packaging and all of that stuff. You're allowed to eat a certain amount of... I'm sure it's in all foods because you just can't control. You can't get... If you have a factory, you can't get your insect slash rodent problem down to zero. But there is like a... Literally, you can Google it. There slash rodent problem down to zero. But there is like, literally you can Google it, there's like an allowable amount of like roach slash rat parts allowed in tuna fish. Did you know that, Joel? You're ruining food for so many people right now.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I'm just telling you, if you don't believe me, if you're sitting there listening going, fuck you, that's wrong. If you like tuna salad sandwich, you might wanna change your Joel, if you like to the salad sandwich you might want to change your Joelle can you Google what the allowable amount of roach slash rodent parts in tune is is just like that
Starting point is 00:27:54 Joelle's gonna Joelle's gonna do it for you guys because you're probably jogging or breastfeeding or doing the dishes podcast while I do dishes it's nice to it speeds along the dishes. I've been listening to podcasts while I do dishes. It's nice to it speeds along the dishes Does it? Yeah, you have a lot of dishes like that where you got to be where you're washing for an hour And my girlfriend's a really good no, I don't listen to the whole podcast My girlfriend's a really good cook and she's always making stuff Just because she uses a lot of pots and pans doesn't make her a really good cook, bro You know for a fact my girlfriend's a ridiculous cook. Your girlfriend's a very fucking good cook.
Starting point is 00:28:25 She's a phenomenal cook. Not only is she making these gourmet meals, but also there's like breads going during the day and it's like a whole thing. And I'm so appreciative of it, but then I look at the sink and it's like, like psycho. And so I gotta go in on it. Oh God, Joelle's face is not making, she's not making a happy face. Oh, what is it, Joelle? Okay, here we go. This is according to livescience.com.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Ground cinnamon can contain up to an average of 400 insect fragments per 50 grams. Oregano can do an average of 300 insect fragments per 10 grams. Yeah. Anything on tuna? I remember tuna being high. How many grams in an ounce? 28 grams and announce.
Starting point is 00:29:08 How do you know that, Daniel? How do you think I know that? Because you be selling that shit on the regular. Don't get the cops coming to his door. Wait a second. Coming after. Did you come in and be the feds? Did you find feds?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Did you find tuna, Joel? I think that's what Daniel just said to you. Right? No, he was talking about how many grams in and out. I just know how many grams in and out. No, no, Joel. Yeah, tuna. Look, tuna specifically.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Because I remember reading that being like, oh, you're allowed to have rat parts in your tuna. By the way, my episode is supposed to have Cat Stevens, Here Comes My Baby, but I didn't have it on there. Did you guys have it? No, I think it's on the DVD version. Oh, see, this is one of those examples of they replaced the song. I definitely didn't have that beautiful cat Steven song, Here Comes My Baby.
Starting point is 00:30:00 I found it very interesting in this episode that a bunch of doctors didn't know where the G spot was Hmm. Well, I found that very Sarah's character to know the G spot. No and the young she was a nurse She was a young nurse. That doesn't mean listen man. Come on now Come on buddy. I think that that it wasn't like She was a that particular young woman didn't know and because Sarah was being slut shamed by the way This episode is about someone being slut shamed. Yeah, and Yeah, Sarah is slut shamed by the entire hospital because she had a one-night stand
Starting point is 00:30:35 That's where I find that very interesting and this is a an age-old argument But I find it very interesting that women aren't allowed to, or in society-based, women aren't allowed to be as sexual as they want to be without being shamed for it. Yeah, I think that's ridiculous too. And I think this episode early on was trying to point out how bullshit it was. Also, Sarah's looking for some sort of identity. Elliot's looking for some sort of identity in the hospital. She doesn't really have any. You and Judy tell her that her only identity is being white. And she's looking for something that will help her stand out. So then as much as she doesn't like the attention she gets for this
Starting point is 00:31:20 one night stand, she's then starting to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh, I love, you know, towards the end, she starts to enjoy it a little bit because she's like, oh, I love, you know, towards the end, she starts like feeling a little bit. She's like, I'm Elliot Reed, tramp. But there's nothing I, that's the one thing that I'm, that I find, it's just a little weird to me. You know, a guy sleeps with a lot of girls and he can still be looked at as a stud. A girl sleeps with a lot of guys. She's a slut. You know, why is that? Why is that? I don't understand. I don't. I don't understand it either.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Because the body used to be a commodity. And so it can be tarnished. A guy can't charge his body because not worth anything other than what you can fight for. But if a girl's body is violated, then was she worth marrying? And we just haven't let go of that thought process. That's some stupid. Well, that's some stupid ass shit right there Joel Oh that can't I can't get over that It is real talk though that it's bullshit that there is a double standard and women can't do all the fun adventures No, they can they just are gonna get shamed for it. I know but that's bullshit. Yeah, it is I agree that's fucking bullshit all the guys the whole point in this episode is these guys all these these macho surgeons are all
Starting point is 00:32:30 chest bumping and high-fiving and talking about women and then Sarah like goes and has a one-night stand and the whole hospitals talking about it and everyone's staring at her and everyone's giggling and everyone's and This game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's like listening and everyone's and this game of telephone goes around the whole hospital until finally it gets whispered in her ear and she's like listening and she's like, wait, I'm Elliot Reed. And you didn't laugh at that? You didn't think that was funny? I thought that was funny.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I thought Sarah was funny in this. She made me laugh a few times and Rob made me laugh a few times when he's doing his motor boating. I mean, he does some funny funny shit. I laughed. I thought it was real cool the way it was shot. Me high-fiving all of my friends and the spin and all of that stuff. And then it cuts to me and I go, bye Turk! Bye Turk! I thought that was very funny.
Starting point is 00:33:18 What about your lisp, which is really prominent? It is very... I wrote it down. You wrote, my back is as swollen as Elliot's big ass breast, sir. Ugh, horrible. How many more episodes do we have to endure this lisp? I think it's like six or seven episodes before Bill was fired. Like, you gotta cut that shit out. Now I see what Bill, and these are the takes Bill chose.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Yeah. And I'm sure he made you ADR it, but how you got ADR it any better? Cause you got the fucking lisp still. That's one thing that changed a lot throughout Scrubs was my teeth. You know what I mean? I went from really tiny teeth to medium sized teeth to season nine when I freaking get my teeth fixed. Like in season nine, I have temporaries and so you'll notice it when we start watching
Starting point is 00:34:03 my teeth look like fucking they got You know, I got jacked up teeth, you know what I mean? How many how many types how many different rounds of teeth have you had? I've had like four Oh my god See I your baby teeth right babe the baby teeth that I started with then we then I tried to correct The baby teeth that I said when I look back at it now I'm like, I wish I didn't correct it cuz my my smile was so youthful But it was because I had teeth of a child, but I have a question
Starting point is 00:34:29 Did your teeth your baby teeth never fall out? They did except for one one didn't fall out and it was stuck Why didn't you have it pulled? Because the big tooth grew around it and I would have had a big gap in my In my mouth from that happening. Okay. Did your parents not take you to the dentist or some shit? They did, but I didn't want to get braces. I was like, get the fuck out of here. I'm not getting braces. Oh, and then ironically, your most famous role was having braces. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:58 To hide your fucked up teeth. To hide my fucked up teeth. Okay, so then we're in scrubs and you get your teeth redone. Yes. And then you get your teeth redone. Yes. And then you had them redone again. Well, I got them redone. I got a bridge put in.
Starting point is 00:35:10 And then one night while eating from Greenblatt's, I was eating a pastrami Reuben sandwich from Greenblatt's. And the bread was extra hard and I broke my bridge. And so when I went back to get the bridge fixed, he was like, why don't we just put a screw in it and there you won't ever have to worry about a bridge again. I was like, all right, fine, let's do that shit. And then the screw that the fake tooth that they put in was bigger than all the teeth in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:35:41 And so I was like, all right, now we got to fix this. Now I got to put symmetry purposes. Let's fix the whole thing. And that's how it happened. Now these, do these ones come out at night? You put them in like a cup. They're not dentures. Oh, I picture they pop them out at night. You put that little tablet in there?
Starting point is 00:36:07 I don't like you right now. My grandfather has that shit. You put that little bubbly tablet in there? It's real funny when I used to visit my grandfather and he would wake up in the morning and didn't have his teeth in, how his face looked. I could only imagine me right now with no teeth in my mouth. Oh my God, it's not a good look. It's not. It's a good look for my grandfather.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Hey listen, I can be self-deprecating about my appearance as well. I have no chin. And that really, you know, a lot of times the cinematographer and the director would shoot me in a way that I didn't mind the way I looked. But this episode in particular, I kept going, oh, that is not a good angle. I have, I just have no chin. I disagree with that. I think you have a chin. Someone once wrote about me, like some like, reporter was like writing a review and I'm like the chinless braff. See, that's some bullshit. And that's tab, that's a tabloid
Starting point is 00:37:03 speaking right there. It was obviously it obviously wasn't a nice person, but that's what they wrote. There's no way that's a respectable journalist. You know what I mean? Anybody who's going to sit there and make fun of someone's appearance to describe them is not a real journalist because we all come in different shapes. I'm just saying if I were to get dentures like yours, I would get like chin dentures. I don't have dentures, you fucking.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Let's go to break. We're gonna go to break. Let's go to break. We'll be right back. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater podcast network, hosted by me, writer and historian, Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else.
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Starting point is 00:41:29 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. ["Just Heal with Dr. J"] ["Just Heal with Dr. J"] I'm just saying if they made like a chin, I know they make chin implants, but I'm not going to go have surgery. But if there were like a temporary thing, like it was like the equivalent of dentures,
Starting point is 00:41:52 but it just kind of clipped on and made me look like I had a bigger chin. Maybe I'll get a prosthetic for like one of my roles, one of my movie parts. You know, I feel that way about my hair, man. I feel that way about my hair. You. I feel that way about my hair. A lot of people are blessed with a lot of hair. I have hair that is leaving me. It's literally- You can get plugs though. No, black people can't get plugs.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Why? It just doesn't do well. It doesn't do well with the healing process and all of these other things. If you look it up, African-American hair doesn't do well with hair plugs. That's why in all the Bosley commercials, it's mostly white men. Oh, I never knew that. Yeah. What about a toupee? What about you kiss my ass? What about let's get back into the show? Jamie Foxx has a great one. Well, I don't know that I know that I know that Jamie does wear his hair. Okay. Is this something we can talk about? Yeah. I mean, it's halfway pictures. I don't have the
Starting point is 00:42:54 real skinny on what's going on, but you can see that the Bron James do his hairline constantly. Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude. Well, that's the greatest comeback ever in sports history right there. It's his hairline, dude Why don't you call LeBron's guy? LeBron was bald dude. Why don't you call LeBron's guy? I'm sure because I you know what I think LeBron did the hair plugs and It worked for him because he has the scar on his head now. That's the problem with hair plugs You got to get a scar on your head Do you want me to call LeBron and ask him who did his plugs because I'm making another call stream calling Feige I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me to call LeBron and ask him who did his plugs? Because I'm making other calls for you. I'm calling Feige, I'm calling Sean Bailey. Do you want me to add LeBron? Yeah sure go ahead. Okay LeBron hair plugs for
Starting point is 00:43:32 Donald. Got a lot of calls to me today. You know the funniest part of this one. Matthew McConaughey! What the hell did he do? Because that shit was on its way out and now he has a full head of hair. He looks like freaking he's got a gold he's got golden locks. He's got a mane You know what the funniest part of this episode is? What's that Ted's office? Yeah, we see Ted's office for the first time and I wrote it down. He's so funny. I told him that that he has anosmia Ted Lang and he goes you cut off someone's nose? Where is it? Do you have it with you? You're disgusting.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Get rid of the nose. And then I go, Ted, just calm down. He goes, maybe you should calm down. And then he goes to his file folder and pulls it out and pulls out a file that says, oh, we don't have to worry. It's not our fault. And then I go, okay, Ted, thanks, Ted. And he goes, it's my birthday. And you're like, what? I don't like what? And he goes, nothing. And I leave and he goes to himself and many more.
Starting point is 00:44:33 And then it pays off in the end. It pays off in the end when Judy goes and tells Kelso about Cox actually not making a mistake and the hospital won't get sued. And he's like, when Judy goes and tells Kelso about Cox actually not making a mistake and the hospital won't get sued. And he's like, now get out of here. Because he's pissed that he can't berate Cox and make Cox feel low. He's like, get out of here because I'm about to make somebody hurt. And here comes Ted with his cupcake for his birthday. He's got a cupcake with a candle in it that he's lit for himself.
Starting point is 00:45:05 He's like, you mind if I sit down, sir? You mind if I sit down? And then Kels is like, yes, please. By all means. That's so funny. How great is Sam Lloyd? Rest in peace. Sam Lloyd, amazing. Rest in peace, Sam Lloyd. So amazing on this show. How do we... Speaking of rest in peace, I gotta mention that beautiful woman from Glee who they found today. Naya Rivera, yeah. Is it Naya Rivera Glee who they found today. Naya Rivera, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Is it Naya Rivera? Yeah, they found her. They found a body. TMZ says it's her, but they haven't... That is the most tragic fucking story. I mean, people are just dying in the most horrible ways it feels like lately. And I don't know. I never met her in real life
Starting point is 00:45:45 But man, she was so talented and out on a boat with her kid. I mean fucking hell Yeah, it's uh It's really crazy Kelly Preston Kelly Preston rest in peace. Yeah. Yeah crazy And you guys Russell Westbrook was just tested positive for COVID-19. Wow. Who's that? I'm sorry. So Russell Westbrook is is is one of the NBA's elite players. He's the only NBA player since Bill. No, since Oscar Robertson to average a triple double for an entire season.
Starting point is 00:46:22 He's done it for a couple of seasons. And he just tested positive for COVID. That's crazy. So the basketball season is not gonna really be able to happen, right? They're all in a bubble. Listen, if golf can happen, if all of these are- Golf is different. Golf, you're out on your own. These guys are gonna be bumping up against each other. Yeah, but if you can- that's the whole thing. If you can contain the virus in that bubble and it not blow up in that bubble, you can then have a season. The problem is-
Starting point is 00:46:52 You would do it? If I could, if you could safely tell me that everyone is being tested going into this bubble, yeah, I would do it. So what if you're on that, fellas? That's like going and doing a movie right now. If they can assure you. I wouldn't you they're not gonna be able to I I totally agree, but if they could assure you will have everybody crew included and
Starting point is 00:47:14 Food being made within everything catering everything No one leaves this bubble after you've been tested and you get tested regularly Then it all takes is one person to go. To make that mistake, yeah. Beardfuset's in the background in this episode. Yeah, good to see Beardfuset. Mickhead is in this episode. Mickhead is one of the guys ogling Saurachalk.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Yes, at the end of the episode. Yeah, lots of men are. What about when Todd is playing the bongos on Dr. Amato's head? That's funny. That is very funny. How about, would you say Dr. Amato? Dr. Amato, yeah. What did you say before that? But you say something robot.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Oh, I don't know what he got to Dr. Amato. By the way, they couldn't have found a shorter actor. And so there's all this like creative camera work to try and make him seem shorter than he actually is. Yeah. I mean, the guy did a great job, but I don't know why they didn't just hire a shorter person. Yeah, there's one shot where at the end, it's definitely a camera up high, on a high angle looking down at him and then a camera on a low angle looking at me. Yeah, they had to accentuate it.
Starting point is 00:48:23 To make it seem like he's- I mean, he's short. He's a short man, but I mean- They tried to make him hobbit short, though. Yeah, they tried to do some hobbit shit, right? Yeah. Where they cheated the size of him. Yeah. That's funny, when she, Elliot's talking about,
Starting point is 00:48:37 when she gets into, as she says, I'm Elliot Reed Tramp, she starts to get into it, and she's like, I told her the only two sexual positions I know, and then I just started naming bugs Yeah, and then she goes the thing is she said she already tried stinkbug We should talk about this bingo game that everybody's been playing now that Joelle brought to our attention I brought your attention. Well, Joelle brought it to your attention. No, she didn't Saw it on Twitter it was amazing I brought it to your attention. Well, Joelle brought it to your attention. No, she didn't. Oh, you just liked it. Oh, I just put a heart on it.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I saw it on Twitter. It was amazing. That's pretty cool. You already said quite a few things from the I was on time. Oh, are you are you playing the game? No, but I looked and I was like, wow, this is really interesting. These are our habits that we seem to do in every episode or almost every episode enough so that somebody can play a game of bingo. Right. I don't have it in front of me.
Starting point is 00:49:29 What were some of the things? Well, you saying that's funny. Have I said that so far? You said that several times so far. Okay. Me being late. Me saying, you know what I mean? Us arguing. Us arguing. Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. What was some of the other ones? You singing. Me singing. Yeah. Oh, I think it's when Joel or Dan speaks.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Both have happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we got every one covered. Joel, what are some of the other ones? Do you have it up in front of you? I was trying to look for it so we could give credit to the person. It was on Twitter, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Someone made a fake doctor's real friends bingo card. Hey, by the way, I was thinking, you know, now that Europe has really conquered this, we could go tour, do this show, and tour it across Europe. That's if they'll let us in. Oh, that's right, we're not allowed in. We have to sneak in. We have to figure out a way to get in.
Starting point is 00:50:25 We're allowed in the UK. We could just tour the UK. We'd... That's the only... Oh, man. But, all right. Imagine Europe starts letting us in again. Because this country... I'm sorry. We are so fucked with this virus right now.
Starting point is 00:50:41 And it's not getting any better. So I thought you and i are you should go on a european tour and we're gonna tour fake doctors real friends around we're gonna bring joelle and danil we're gonna get a big ass tour bus and we're gonna make the fake doctors real friends express wow let's fucking do it let's do it like a national lampoon's european tour yeah we're gonna go on all the adventures. We're gonna do this show live in front of people, they're gonna come to the theater. I mean, you know, I'm not talking about tomorrow because we're not allowed in Europe anyway, but I'm saying like, soon. All right, I'm down for that. You know, the second the second you started talking about touring recently. So maybe that's where I just think I'm tired of being in my house. And I know you are too too And what if there was a way once Europe allows American citizens back in how embarrassing is that sentence? Do you know I think I read online there's like only 20 or 25 countries that US citizens are currently allowed into
Starting point is 00:51:41 Fucking what a lot, you know, I read another I read another I read, I read another article where it said Florida is the fourth highest country, not fourth highest country, but it's the fourth highest in all of the world, countries included, COVID. It goes something like Germany, another country, the United States of America, and then Florida. Yeah, DeSantis. Nailed it. Nailed it, DeSantis. Let's do a real quick pickup here with the fake Dr. Jill Friends bingo. Okay, so the person who created it is on Twitter as at brown underscore bear underscore Moby, M-O-B-E. Oh, Brown Bear Moby.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Yeah. Some of the other topics that would have you've been able to put on your thing today is Donald does an Oprah impression. Oh, no, we haven't gotten there yet. But he's gonna do when we have the guests. So you would have had our what else ask Bill Star Wars talk. Oh my god, Star Wars talk. Ask Bill Star Wars talk. Oh my God. Star Wars talk. Ringtone reference. Willie talk. We haven't. Oh yeah. We did Willie talk. A little bit of Willie talk. We haven't got a ringtone reference. Get your ringtones. Another one. Another one. An essential workers shout out.
Starting point is 00:53:01 We haven't done that yet. We haven't done that yet. That's at the end of the show. And someone talks about wanting a hug. We haven't done that yet. We will haven't done that yet. That's at the end of the show and Someone talks about wanting a hug I do want to hug you now. So there you go Wow, listen whoever Brown bear Moby you did a good job because Everybody would that would have had a full bingo card So you guys get your go get your fake doctor. Maybe we should we should put that up on the maybe put a link to it. Joelle. Where can you put it? That's a good idea. Maybe we can make since we've got all of this merch coming our way. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:53:34 merch. And it's coming soon people. So just hang on. Hang in there. Yeah, maybe that's how we do it. If you can get your bingo card into Joelle the first one, how do we do that? Where we play a big-ass bingo game and if we fulfill your card, we should start, there's gotta be a way to do it, where we hand out bingo cards via either email or a website where you sign up and you get a bingo card. Oh, that sounds like so much work. How about we just put this dude's bingo card like on a t-shirt?
Starting point is 00:54:07 Because it's the same bingo, well that's fine too, but it's the same bingo card though. I know, but people aren't gonna really play. It's just the inside joke of it all. No one's gonna sit there and be like- Who doesn't wanna fucking play bingo? You think people are gonna be like, okay, the show's starting, let me get my card out.
Starting point is 00:54:18 No, that's not gonna happen, it's just a joke. They were getting the booze out when the show started. Yeah, but they said like, someone told me, I read on one of the comments was, good thing this isn't a drinking game, because we'd all be shit-faced. I was going to say, so you guys do have, from our kombucha friends, GT's Kombucha,
Starting point is 00:54:35 they are offering to send free kombucha to you, a fan. So we can either do it through a fan call, or if you guys want to reward Mr. Ground Bear, I can reach out to him and say thank you for the bingo card. Yes. There's some GT's kombucha. That's a good idea. That's a great.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I discovered a new flavor of GT's kombucha. What? GT's kombucha. What? Ginger berry. Oh. Ginger berry. It is good.
Starting point is 00:54:57 You know, I went to Air One, the health food store here, and I didn't know that there were so many flavors of GT's kombucha. I just know the ones they sent us. You know, there's like, there's so many flavors. They had a whole refrigerator rack. It was like, oh! Ginger berry tastes good.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Hold on one second, I'll be right back. Okay. He's probably going to get it. So that's a good idea, Joelle. We could, I think we give a prize to a fan, a fan, a fan, fan a deserving fan of the week I love that and I think we can go the month of the month okay because we're not gonna get it that much of the month so this one's this month's prize will go to Brown
Starting point is 00:55:36 Bear Moby yeah for his uh for his genius fake doctors real friends bingo card thank you yeah hit him up on Twitter now and I'll let uh GTs know we picked a winner Donald while you're away we decided that we're gonna give our monthly GTs prize to the creator of the bingo card oh yeah yeah you do are you okay with that you're the co-host you're the co-creator of the show? Are you okay with that? I'm fine. I'm fine with that. There you go. So if you have interesting ideas for our show and you want us to... Or merch ideas? Or merch ideas and you want to give us, give them to us, you won't be just giving them to us. You will receive a gift from us. You might receive something as dope as a GT's Kombucha care package.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Let me tell you something right now. I drink it every day. I'm out. I'm out of my last shipment. Now I go to the store and buy it now. Oh yeah, now I'm going to have to go buy it too. Now I'm going to have to go do what you're supposed to do and go buy it. It's delicious, man. It really is good. I do it, I drink when I'm working out. I drink it when I'm just chilling out in the house.
Starting point is 00:56:52 You know. My wife's like, would you like another GT's kombucha? And I look at her and I go, another one. Another one. But remember, you're only supposed to have three a day, not all that's what GT himself told us. That's right. Another one. Let's take a break. We'll be right back after these fine words. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater podcast network,
Starting point is 00:57:17 hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian, Dr. Randall Williams, and bestselling author and meat eater founder, Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say
Starting point is 00:57:43 when cave people were here. And I'll'll say it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday May 6th where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to the American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. She was a decorated veteran, a Marine who saved her comrades, a hero. She was stoic, modest, tough, someone who inspired people.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Everyone thought they knew her, until they didn't. I remember sitting on her couch and asking her, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? I just couldn't wrap my head around what kind of person would do that to another person that was getting treatment, that was dying. This is a story all about trust and about a woman named Sarah Kavanaugh. I've always been told I'm a really good listener, right? And I maximized that while I was lying. Listen to Deep Cover, The Truth About Sarah on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:59:12 And it's going to take us to heal us. It's Mental Health Awareness Month. And on a recent episode of Just Healed with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort of way. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid.
Starting point is 00:59:42 I laugh, you know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard to hear this and more things on the journey of healing You can listen to just heal with dr J from the black effect podcast network on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. Giving yourself that agency to not just be one thing, right?
Starting point is 01:00:17 I don't have to be the perception that is crafted or the version of me that everyone is kind of projecting onto me, like I am having my human experience and it is faceted. It's so faceted and it's fascinating. May is mental health awareness month and deeply well is a sanctuary for your healing. I'm Debbie Brown, healer, wellbeing expert, teacher
Starting point is 01:00:38 and fellow seeker. And each week we explore what it means to become whole through soul expanding conversations and practices. Why focus on tiny joys? Well, because they remind us of what it means to be human. They anchor us in the present moment and they create ripples of gratitude that nourish our spirit. Tiny joys are acts of self-love.
Starting point is 01:01:00 To hear this and more ways to prioritize your piece, listen to Deeply Well from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T. Connecting changes everything. Hello, Jamie. Sylinger. How do you do?
Starting point is 01:01:17 I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. I'm Jamie. Hello, Jamie Selinger.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Selinger. How do you say your name? Selinger. Selinger. Selinger. Jamie Selinger. And there's the last thing for your bingo card, Donald doing Oprah voice. How's it going?
Starting point is 01:01:43 Hi, Jamie. How are you? How are you? Good Jamie, how are you? Good, good to see you. Welcome to Fake Doctors Real Friends with Donald Faison, Zach Braff, Danel Goodman, and Joelle Monique. Where are you calling from, Jamie? Toronto. Toronto? Oh, she got her championship t-shirt on, y'all.
Starting point is 01:02:03 She's flashing her Toronto Raptors championship t shirt. Too bad they lost your boy last year when they lost Kawhi Leonard. Okay, we're still good. Yeah, you guys are still really good. Not only are you, I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought you guys were gonna be. I thought you guys were gonna suck this year. But Pascal Suyakam, holy shit, he can play ball. Your point guard, what's his name? Mike Jeminski. No, it's not Mike Jeminski. I forget his name. He has a very unique name.
Starting point is 01:02:35 It's like- Otis Birdsong? No, it's not Otis Birdsong. Anyway, he stepped up. He's now averaging 16 points a game. You guys got a little bit of a crew over there. Jamie, do you? Jamie, Donald said that he wanted to live in Toronto if he could live anywhere.
Starting point is 01:02:51 I know. I love that. I was so excited. You should. I love that city. Yeah. It's my kind of town. You know what I mean? What's a good what do you have a favorite bar, Jamie, that Donald and I should go to when we're in Toronto in the T dot? And when we're in Toronto? In the T dot? When we're in the six? Honestly, I feel like Toronto food is the best.
Starting point is 01:03:11 So okay, what's your favorite restaurant we should go to? Is there a restaurant that you should recommend? Well, that's the thing about Toronto. Toronto is so dope because it's not it's not American food. It's not Americanized. So it's not like, you know, you go and get Italian American food or you go get or you go get Ethiopian American food, it's not Americanized. So it's not like you go and get Italian American food or you go get Ethiopian American food. You actually go get food from the culture.
Starting point is 01:03:32 So Italian is actually, the people that live in Little Italy aren't necessarily from Canada. They're from Italy and have moved to Little Italy in Toronto so everything's very authentic when it comes to that sounds good I just thought Jamie might be like oh my god you have to try such and such like oh my god she's like in and out is an amazing burger like I say if you come to Los Angeles you have to try Saltz Cure it's like the best restaurant in town
Starting point is 01:04:01 isn't that that restaurant that you own yeah but it's good I love that place Salt Salts Cure. They do have a great brunch, I got to tell you. All right, Jamie does have a great brunch. I know. Jamie, sorry, this episode that you just joined has really gone off the rails today. It's all over the place, but it will always be remembered as a crazy one.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Do you have a question for for Oprah over here? Yes, I do. You said that memorizing lines were really difficult for you. So I'm wondering when you had to do the episode where you were speaking in Spanish, how did that go for you? I don't remember, to be honest with you, but I imagine I Judy was hanging out around the set to make sure I said my lines correctly. If I remember correct, if I remember,
Starting point is 01:04:49 I believe that was the case, but I didn't have to speak a lot of Spanish. I had to speak very little Spanish. I think Turk spoke poor Spanish, as a matter of fact, didn't he? Or he was learning it so he could talk to Carla's brother who spoke Spanish, and he kept messing up.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Anyway. Oh, I forgot about your whole nemesis that was her brother. Yeah. I'm gonna keep it 100 with you, Jamie. I'm sure they fed me lines off camera and that's how I was able to do it. Donald's very good at mimicking Jamie, so he can mimic things really, really well. So I'm sure that someone was probably just saying it and he was just like copying it
Starting point is 01:05:28 Yeah, if you can listen if you can make if it's gonna make my performance better I have no problems with line readings, but if it's not gonna make my performance better, please don't do it Yeah, well, this wasn't wouldn't really be a line reading if someone just saying repeat after sure if somebody was like say it like this Okay, what I s You know what I mean? Okay, que hora es? You know what I mean? That's a line reading. That was perfect. I said it just like I said it. Yeah, good job. What else? Do you have another question? Do you have a question for Zach Braff? Yes, I do. I'm wondering because when I would watch it back, I swear my thinking was in your voiceover. I'm wondering, because you haven't really talked about the voiceover work, so what was
Starting point is 01:06:10 that process like? That's a good question. No one has asked that. Nobody's ever asked that either. By the way, Jamie, kudos to you. Because after 20 years of being on the show, Dalin, I pretty much know the 20 questions we're going to get asked. And you have gone outside the box.
Starting point is 01:06:26 No one has ever asked me the voiceover process, um, on set because we had to time out, you know, a lot of times our movement around there would be timed out for how long my voiceover was. So in the rehearsal, I would read it just so everyone could get a sense of its place in the scene. And then while we were doing the scene, my stand-in, whose name was Scott Rabidou, would read it. So if we're in the middle of a scene and we all had to pause for the voiceover, Scott Rabidou would be off-camera reading the
Starting point is 01:06:57 voiceover. And then at a certain point in the week, I'd find a time to go down. They built a sound booth studio into the hospital. And I would go down into the sound booth and record all my voiceovers for the episode. And I'd go into the booth, and I'd kind of read each one three or four times, kind of trying different ways of doing it, trying different speeds of doing them. And those are what they'd use for editing. Then there were times Bill would come,
Starting point is 01:07:26 hey, will you come in here, I want you to redo this one for this reason. Or hey, will you come into the edit room, I rewrote this one. Or hey, you got to do this one way faster. And we'd tweak it as we went along. But just so the editors had something to work with, I would go in and kind of lay them all down. And that's how it was done. Very subtle thing that probably only sound engineers would notice
Starting point is 01:07:44 is there was a different microphone used for the boom mic that was recording the actors on set versus a sort of more voiceover style microphone for the voiceovers. And they always added a tiny bit of little reverb, a tiny bit of little echo to the voiceovers so that if it was ever unclear, the audience in their head could distinguish
Starting point is 01:08:03 between a voiceover and JD really talking, which would only happen sometimes if you were like, if I was off unclear, the audience in their head could distinguish between a voiceover and JD really talking, which would only happen sometimes if you were like, if I was off camera, you'd be like, wait, is JD saying that out loud or is that a voiceover? So they added this little bit of effect onto the voiceover that not everyone notices. That's great.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Do you have another question? We'll give you another one. Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you really set the bar high. another one. Yeah, that was such a good question, Jamie. Now you really you really set the bar high. I guess what is a scene that you can remember that was just so funny you guys could barely get through it? Singing guy love to each other. That was that was guy love when when when he holds up his fist and I say you're the only man that's ever been inside of me. And you grab my fist?
Starting point is 01:08:48 Yeah, and then, and then, and then, and then he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I just took out his appendix. There's no need to clarify. And he goes, oh no. No, no, you go like this, you go, oh no, oh no, I feel like we should clarify. There's no need to clarify.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Oh no. Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend. But in a totally manly way. Let's go. What I love about the let's go is the let's go was let's go to the end of the bed and sing the rest of the song. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go to the let's go to the end of the bed and sing the rest of the song. Yeah, and sing the song. Let's go! Let's go! Guy love! Let's go to the, let's walk two feet to the right and sing the rest of the song.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Let's go! It's... Anyway. Guy love! Compromise! The feeling of some other guy! Holding up your heart into the sky. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:09:48 I'll be there to share through all the lows. I'll be there to share the highs. Do your dear Michael Jackson thing. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And when I say, I love you, Turk,
Starting point is 01:10:03 it's not what it implies It's guy love between That sounds like Phantom of the Opera Anyway, look at that Jamie you got us to sing guy love Bum bum bum bum bum. Anyway, look at that, Jamie. You got us to sing, I love. I love that. That was awesome.
Starting point is 01:10:27 I wish I could send you GT's kombucha, but Joelle already gave it away. We only get a month's supply. We only get one pallet a month to give away. Joelle, we're gonna need more gifts to give to people because you've got me on this, you know, on real radio shows, they always give away. You're in a giving mood right now, dude.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Well, listen, you know, on a a real radio show they're always giving away shit I got two tickets to see Steely Dan Whatever it is, like I really wanna give shit Steely Dan? That's the first thing that came to my mind I wanna give shit away Babyface, live at the Palladium Doing all the hit
Starting point is 01:11:00 I'll buy your clothes Is that a Babyface song? I'll buy your clothes. Is that a Babyface song? I'll pay your rent. I'll make your dinner for you. As soon as I get home from work, I'll... That's the song, I'll pay your rent. Dude, Babyface could write songs about anything. He wrote a song called Shoop, and the whole song is Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoo-be-doo, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoop the whole song is Shoop, Shoop, Shoop, Shoopy-doo, Shoop, Shoop, Shoopy-doo, Shoop, Shoop, Shoopy-doo, Shoop, Shoop, Shoopy-doo,
Starting point is 01:11:35 my love. All you got to do is Shoop, Shoop, Shoop. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian, Dr. Randall Williams, and bestselling author and meat eater founder,
Starting point is 01:12:10 Stephen Ronella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. She was a decorated veteran, a Marine who saved her comrades, a hero. She was stoic, modest, tough, someone who inspired people. Everyone thought they knew her, until they didn't. I remember sitting on her couch and asking her, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this
Starting point is 01:13:05 real? I just couldn't wrap my head around what kind of person would do that to another person that was getting treatment, that was, you know, dying. This is a story all about trust and about a woman named Sarah Kavanaugh. I've always been told I'm a really good listener, right? And I maximized that while I was lying. Listen to deep cover, The Truth About Sarah on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,
Starting point is 01:13:36 or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's gonna take us to heal us. It's mental health awareness month and on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort of way. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die.
Starting point is 01:14:08 I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh, you know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young
Starting point is 01:14:22 and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. Giving yourself that agency to not just be one thing, right?
Starting point is 01:14:47 I don't have to be the perception that is crafted or the version of me that everyone is kind of projecting onto me. Like I am having my human experience and it is faceted. It's so faceted and it's fascinating. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and deeply well is a sanctuary for your healing. I'm Debbie Brown, healer, wellbeing expert, teacher, and fellow seeker. And each week we explore what it means to become whole through soul-expanding conversations and practices.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Why focus on tiny joys? Well, because they remind us of what it means to be human. They anchor us in the present moment and they create ripples of gratitude that nourish our spirit. Tiny joys are acts of self-love. To hear this and more ways to prioritize your piece, listen to Deeply Well from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 01:15:39 or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. ["Spring Day"] ["Spring Day"] ["Spring Day"] ["Spring Day"] ["Spring Day"] ["Spring Day"]
Starting point is 01:15:52 ["Spring Day"] And people like the song? Shoo, bae! This shit was the number one hit! Oh, yeah, I don't know. This shit was number one. It was one of Whitney Houston's biggest hits! Wait, didn't we go to Babyface's house once?
Starting point is 01:16:03 Yeah, for, yes, that's right. And all I remember was- Halloween party at the freaking, whatchamacallit, at the- Playboy Mansion. At the Playboy Mansion. And we went with my old manager, Evan Haney. We went with Babyface's wife at the time. Right, and we went to Babyface's house. And we went to- I remember us walking in and being like, holy shit.
Starting point is 01:16:24 There was a guard gate. I remember that house had its own guard gate. It looked like he had. I thought that was baller. I was like, one day I need my own guard gate. But the property was huge. It was like, he had tennis courts, he had a big ass field.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Yeah, Babyface did well for himself. You think? Is he still with that woman who was your manager, ex-manager? No, they broke up. Oh, she went on half. Her name was Tracy. She probably got the guard. She probably got the guard gate. She's she's done very well for herself. She's a very she's a movie producer. She's she's she's she's she's managed. Anyway, I've seen the house that shoot shoot shoot shoot got and it was dope. Well, I think that's the I think that was the the house that shoot shoot shoot shoot got and it was dope
Starting point is 01:17:10 Well, I think that's the I think that was the the one that boys to men got him cuz you know, baby face wrote Uh, he wrote a end of the road Still I can't let go It's so natural You belong to me. I belong to you I feel like I could have been in boys to men no No, I could have been no cuz I can sing on falsetto really well. I could have been the guy who always does us falsetto Don't think you the guy who always sings falsetto? Do you remember that time we met Neo?
Starting point is 01:17:48 Who's Neo? Oh, boy. Oh, no. You're breaking my heart now. Is he someone in Boys to Men? No, he's not someone in Boys to Men, but we were in Vegas. Now that time, Patrick came to Vegas to meet us in Vegas and his wife threw up all over the place and they had to leave in the middle of the show. But we introduced Neo. Yeah, I don't know who it is. I don't know his music. He wrote, so sick of love songs, so sad and slow. I know that. Why can't I turn off the radio? I remember that we were at this club and they said, would you guys want to come introduce Neo?
Starting point is 01:18:24 And at first we were like, no, no, said, would you guys want to come introduce Neo? And at first we were like, no, no, no, thank you. We're just here to have fun. But that's very sweet of you, ass, thank you. Then we got hammered and they were like, do you want to introduce Neo? We were like, yes we do! Yeah!
Starting point is 01:18:34 Fuck yeah, we do! And we were like, on stage? We were like, yeah! There was a pole on stage and we jumped on the pole like we were strippers. There was a stripper pole and we were like sliding around the pole. And then we were like, and I was like, I'm head.
Starting point is 01:18:46 I had no idea who Neo was, but I'm like, y'all ready for Neo. He sings, he's, you know, he sings that song with Pitbull. Uh, what's the big song? Excuse me. Excuse me. I might die to die to die to die. Should tonight and I, I should tonight. I might not see tomorrow. Tonight, I'm in love for you tonight.
Starting point is 01:19:12 I'm in love for you. We might not know. That one. We might not see tomorrow. Let's do it tonight. Ooh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Joelle looks like she's about to light a lighter and hold it in the sky right now.
Starting point is 01:19:28 We're here for it. Let's do it tonight. Let's do it tonight. No? OK. Donald, you should put out an album. I am. I'm going to put out greatest hits.
Starting point is 01:19:37 And it's only going to be the first five lines of every song that I know. I feel like I'm not lying. If I wasn't your best friend and just knew you I would buy the Donald Faison cover tracks album. But it would only be five lines would be like tonight I'm alive for you tonight although we've come to the end of the, blame it on the night. Oh, when you will be here in my arms. Something like that.
Starting point is 01:20:14 You're gonna need a nap after this episode. I know man. This is what I mean y'all, he goes hard and then he's gonna get woozy and need a nap. I'm woozy. I'm woozy y'all. You guys have any more questions for Jamie or Jamie Redd. That would be a good, by the way, that would be another one.
Starting point is 01:20:29 That would be a good notification. I'm woozy. I'm woozy, yo. Another one. Another one. I'm woozy. Jamie. I would still love my notification whenever I got a text to be like, I'm woozy.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Jamie, we loved having you on our show. Jamie, it was a pleasure. Jamie, we loved having you on our show. Jamie, it was a pleasure. Jamie, you really represented Toronto and Canada well. She's from the T-Dot. Give it up for the T-Dot, y'all. And thank you for coming on. Thunderous applause for the six. Give her some thunderous applause.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Oh, look at that, she got a Garden State. Oh, thank you. Jamie's representing, holding up her Garden State DVD. Thank you, Jamie. That's a good movie. Donald was almost in it, but he didn't read it. As many of you know, he couldn't find time to read it. Well, listen, I have seen the movie several times now to make up for it. I've seen the movie several
Starting point is 01:21:11 times. Did you know, Jamie, I once flew to London to watch Zach perform in a play. Yes. At the Duke of York's theater in the West End. Yeah. I paid my own ticket money. Oh, that was nice of you. To fly to London and watch Zach Braff Dude, I feel like we did the show. I know we did but this episode was I'm sorry to the audience I we we we started 11. I had a Red Bull. I can't it Donald must be drinking I'm not drinking. I am I am I am on my
Starting point is 01:21:38 On my Joe Rogan pill though. Oh god, and I want you to know something that If this episode is 11 minutes long, it's because we had to edit a lot of shit out of it. So I apologize. Yeah, we talked about a lot of things that we want you to hear, but we're just ashamed. We're not ashamed, but we're scared that you're going to shame us for it. Yeah. And that's the last thing anybody ever wants to be ashamed. We don't want to be ashamed. So if you're wondering yourself, hey, I'm about to go on a jog. Why is this episode 11 minutes long? It's because Donald want to be shame. So if you're wondering yourself, hey, I'm about to go on a jog Why is this episode 11 minutes long? It's because Donald needed to be censored At the end of the road I could be in that band dude
Starting point is 01:22:13 I feel fucking dude. I would love to have seen boys to men It would imagine the four four of them and then you with them Well, I did a voice to my noro with Charlie remember that's how we met Absolutely, but I would that's not how met, but I would love to have seen you be in the Boyz II Men band back in the day. It's like that one black guy that's in all the white bands, you know, there's the white bands. It's to make it so that it works. Just so we can have it so that not only white people listen to our music, let's put a, let's put a brother in the band. Just remember the Eddie Murphy sketch where he was the fifth Beatle yeah she loves you was she
Starting point is 01:22:48 loves you man she's got a ticket to Rod was she got a ticket to Rod and the bitch don't care man if you guys ever seen me man if you never seen the sketch where Eddie Murphy was the fifth Beatle on SNL. Please go watch it. That shit's hilarious. That's one of the funny, he had some funny, listen. I wish I could be friends with Eddie Murphy, Donald. Can we make that happen?
Starting point is 01:23:14 Why can't he be our friend? If I could put him in a movie, if I could just get to work with him as a director actor, then we can be friends with him. That's what you do with that. There's not really a part for him. that. There's not really a part for, no, it's not really a part for Eddie in this new one. Right? I am writing, by the way,
Starting point is 01:23:30 I just wrote before this podcast a letter to a thespian who I would love to be in my movie, who's one of your favorites. That's all I'm gonna say. I can't say more, but I'm going to off the air tell you, don't guess, but I'm gonna off the air tell you Who it is and I hope this is I'm putting out into the universe Now you fans you listeners you friends of ours will be the first to know if he says yes
Starting point is 01:23:56 Leo No, it's not Leo although we everybody knows about your Leo crush buddy, it's okay. I do love me some Leo man I know I know come on man There's nobody better. I feel like you want I feel like you want to hide the peep with Leo No, no, I don't come on man. I think I think come on man. No the dudes fucking amazing though I know he's amazing, but you talk about him a lot. It's like you try not to hide the peep There are certain trying to dog you trying to are you trying to dog? No, I'm not trying to dock? No, I'm not trying to dock.
Starting point is 01:24:31 If you had to dock, would you, would you dock, Leo? If someone put a gun to your head and say, dock someone now. I dock you, dude. Oh, thank you. Five, six, seven, eight. Hey! Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience
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