Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers - ANDY SAMBERG Had a Closet for a Room

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

Seth and Josh welcome their pal Andy Samberg to the pod this week! He tells them tales of how he was always the one to throw up on a roadtrip, his encounter with seal pups, what his spirit animal is, ...what he really thinks of his hometown, PLUS he chats about his new podcast with none other than Seth! Sponsors: NissanGo find your next big adventure, and enjoy the ride along the way. Learn more at nissanusa.com AirbnbSupport comes from Airbnb your home might be worth more than you think find out how much more at airbnb.com/host to learn about hosting. MandoControl Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo Trips at ShopMando.com! #mandopod DeleteMeGo to JoinDeleteMe.com/TRIPS and use promo code TRIPS for 20% off. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This episode of Family Trips is brought to you by Nissan. Nissan SUVs have the capabilities to take your adventure to the next level. Learn more at NissanUSA.com. Hi, Poshy. Hi, Sufi. We talked a little bit about Costa Rica. The boys still talking about Yosef Santiago. Shout out to those guys who get our kids on the boards.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Nice. Now, Posh Alexi loves to surf the boys love to surf baby Addie even went on the front of the surfboard a few times
Starting point is 00:00:31 when Ash was surfing I should note the water was very shallow so yeah she did roll off but then immediately stood up so I don't want people
Starting point is 00:00:39 to worry about my daughter's surf you know she's also she's good in the water she's good in the water good in the water now so we that's it four out of five like surfing what do you think where do you think I land about my daughter's surf, you know. She's good in the water. She's good in the water. Good in the water. Now, so that's it.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Four out of five like surfing. What do you think? Where do you think I land? I bet. I'm going to say you didn't even try. Oh, okay. So I did better than that. Well, you're probably, I mean, I wasn't there, but I'm guessing you were no, you know, Laird Hamilton on the board.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I'm guessing you didn't get the rush. No, that's true. I think there's another thing that's happening to me, Posh. What's that? You're getting old. I'm getting old. I think that my floor and my ceiling are incredibly close for surfing. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:01:25 How much better am I going to get starting where I started? Well, that's one way to look at it. And the other thing, and this is going to be more positive than maybe people are used to hearing from me. You know what? Here's where the rush is. Watching my boy surf. That was a rush, genuinely. Standing there, Addie and I, when she wasn't on her brother's board, where the rush is watching my boy surf that was a rush genuinely standing there addy and i when
Starting point is 00:01:46 she wasn't on her brother's board we would just sort of lounge about sort of waist deep water two of us sitting there having a grand old time watching the kids surf and it was great now do you think you know your kids aren't at a place yet where they could like, you know, throw a baseball back and forth with any regularity. They could not for a billion dollars throw a baseball back and forth. But that time will come. Do you think when that time comes,
Starting point is 00:02:14 you're going to be like, yeah, let's have a catcher. You're going to be like, I'm going to sit in a chair over there. Oh no, I would love to play catch. You guys throw it to each other. I'm going to sit over here. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:02:23 My floor and my ceiling. I'm just going to over here. No, no, no. My floor and my ceiling. I'm just going to be under the floorboards of this house. How dare. You know me better than anyone on earth. What does the thing you just described have that surfing doesn't? Water skiing doesn't? You stand in the same place. No, a ball.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I like a ball. I've always liked things where a ball is involved and you can keep score, and that is why I would love to play catch. Axel and Nash and I played soccer this weekend. Yeah. All the best games, I feel
Starting point is 00:02:56 like, I feel like the games that Dad got really into when we were little, he would be stationary. Yeah, he would even say standing in one place games are his favorite. Yeah, and he would be all- Yeah, he would even say standing in one place games are his favorite. Yeah, and he would be all-time quarterback. We played, what was that sock catching game? Knee football.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Well, knee football, but then there was one where it was just like you would just go out to make catches, but it was still, it was in the family room. He would sit in the corner of the couch. Oh yeah, and he would just throw socks to us. Maybe just sock balls. A lot of shagging flies. We would go out to the Little E Field and he would sit in the corner of the couch oh yeah and he would just throw socks to us maybe just a lot of shagging flies he would we would go out to the littly field and he would just hit
Starting point is 00:03:29 balls he would stand home play and hit balls but that was a lot of fun i like shagging flies yeah i mean my kids again i they're not great with balls yet and it might that moment might not come i do feel come on it's gotta come well no I mean you know did it ever come for me would you say oh Seth's really good with no but you could you were serviceable on
Starting point is 00:03:50 catch on playing catch thank you Pocky so nice you won most serviceable I did I did the little league team
Starting point is 00:04:02 didn't you yeah unless it was tennis because then they said we don't want to call you serviceable because that might lead people little league team didn't you yeah unless it was tennis because then they said we don't want to call you serviceable because that might lead people to think you know how to serve yeah so anyway it was it was good watching them surf i liked it a lot the other thing is i mean again i wish i'd learned how to surf when i was eight or six i think they've got a a bright future ahead of them oh absolutely The other thing that happened is we were flying a little plane to the main airport to then go home.
Starting point is 00:04:34 And as we were flying, it smelled really bad on the plane. And there was a sense that maybe Addie had an accident or maybe one of the boys had just blown some gas in the plane. And we also, Posh, do you know what our kids call it when they have gas? Poo-poo gas. Poo-poo gas. Our kids say poo-poo gas. We've disabused them of ever saying fart,
Starting point is 00:04:59 and I do highly recommend poo-poo gas. It's great. All of a sudden, it smelled so bad that the pilot had to get on and tell us it was the smell of the volcano.
Starting point is 00:05:11 Huh. Because I think the pilot could tell there was maybe going to be a riot on the plane. Yeah. With the amount
Starting point is 00:05:17 of finger pointing that was going on. It was the earth farting. The earth was farting. The earth was having poopoo gas. There will come a time in your kid's life
Starting point is 00:05:26 where they're going to have to switch to fart. Yeah, it's already starting. You can't be in high school and be like, oh, who poo-poo gassed in here? Yeah, no, you can't do that. Especially if you don't know how to throw a fucking ball. Oh, but the other thing is I was sitting next to Axel and the pilot comes on and goes,
Starting point is 00:05:41 if you're wondering what that smell is, it's a volcano. And I said, Axel, good news. It wasn't anybody. It was, we're smelling the volcano. And Axel said, also, I poo-poo guffed. So, Axel even given the chance for having to blame it on the volcano. Yeah. He's a good dude.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah. I'd never thought about that. But yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. There you go. That's a little bit, we had a little bit of a geology lesson here today. Uh-huh. Not one I think you could
Starting point is 00:06:09 take with you and apply to anything, but worth having in your back pocket. Sure. So, my friend, our friend, Andy Sandberg. We went on a vacation with Andy Sandberg once. Didn't even talk to him about it during today's interview. Yeah. Yeah. That was a miss. The two of us, Andy Sandberg and Colin Jost, went to Copenhagen, Helsinki, Amsterdam.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Correct? Yeah. Wonderful trip. Summer of 09. I was actually just last night. The day we got to Copenhagen, we went to a bar and there were these like cute Danish girls. And we were like, hey, what should we drink? Like, what's a good Danish drink?
Starting point is 00:06:51 And I can't believe we didn't talk to Colin about this. But they were like, oh, Fischmann's. Yeah, Fischmann's. Which I still don't know what Fischmann's is. But Colin sent me a bottle of it after that trip. Yeah. This trip is how long ago, do you think? 08 of it after that trip. Yep. This trip is how long ago, do you think? 08.
Starting point is 00:07:07 It is 08. 08. So it was 24. I have more than half of the bottle of Fishmans left. It's terrible. But I had a glass of it last night. No way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:18 You had a glass of Fishmans? Were you out of everything else? No. I started watching a Norwegian show, and I wanted to drink something that was... Thematically. That was, yeah. And I had started, I wanted to watch this movie, Magritte, Queen of the North.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah. About this Danish queen in the 1400s. And the only thing Amazon has is a dubbed English version. So I fired up my Fishmans and I fired up Magritte and then at the beginning I was like, what in the world?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Who, who watches a dubbed movie? Yeah. Yeah. More like dud. Dud. Yeah. More like.
Starting point is 00:07:59 The, the other thing we should have talked about, we were in Helsinki. We were going to go to Tallinn, Estonia. Decided we were too hungover, especially Jost, it should be noted, was too hungover to get on a ferry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:13 And then we flew to Amsterdam instead, and we're going through customs at the Helsinki airport, getting our passports checked. And the four of us were in a line, and the three of us were in a line, and the three of us went through, you, me, and Andy, and then the guy went on break right before Jost got there. And Jost was so hungover, he just stood there in front of an empty kiosk,
Starting point is 00:08:38 and I had to scream at him to go one line over. He was also weirdly sick. He had like flu of the brain. Yeah, he had brain flu. But anyway, one of our favorite people, Andy Sandberg, is joining us today to talk about his family trips. But first,
Starting point is 00:08:57 let's listen to Mr. Jeff Tweedy. Family trips with my brothers. Family Hey pal. Hello. Hello. Hey, pal. Hello. Hello. How are you?
Starting point is 00:09:29 Like not a day has passed, Josh. Here we are with Andy Samberg. Now, Andy, you and I have a different podcast from this one. It premiered yesterday. It's called The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast. It premiered yesterday. It's called The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast. And one of the things you say in almost every episode is how little you respect the art form of podcasts.
Starting point is 00:09:52 That's right. You don't care for them at all. Nope. You low-key hate that you're doing one. At all times. And you're super bummed to be a guest on this one. Correct. Across the board.
Starting point is 00:10:04 But I'm glad to be lining your pockets, Myers brothers. You also, it should be noted, texted me an hour ago. So wait, do I have to talk about a trip? Yeah. And no response, by the way. Just fully throwing you to the wolves. We were recording another one. With whom?
Starting point is 00:10:21 FYI. With whom I'd like to know. Oh, Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Podcasts have really taken off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:29 I should have been, oh, excuse me. Julie Andrews and her daughter. Excuse me, Dame Julie Andrews. I have to talk to one of my oldest friends who's less prepared for my podcast than you, Dame Julie Andrews. Look, I looked up the titles of all the other ones and saw that, like, you know, Mulaney had a mishap or something. I don't know what you guys call these.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Thanks for looking at the titles. Yeah, like, you know, Ike Barinholtz clogged a toilet. I don't know. Now I'm just guessing, but... Look, here's... Oh, we're going to start with this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:02 One of the things I like about you, and I genuinely think it's made you kind of what a solid dude you are, two older sisters. True. How much older? True. Three and six years older. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Now, that's a pretty decent age gap, but did you guys, were you close? Yes. I mean, my eldest sister, the six years older, was going through teen years and college years and stuff when I was still kind of a dinky doodle. I think that's the medical term, a dinky doodle. Yeah. So we connected a lot when we were little kids, and then she was sort of off doing her own thing, and then we have connected more now as adults with kids.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And then the middle child, my sister Dara, she and I were very close pretty much for the duration because of our proximity and age. You are, I feel, obviously I'm on this podcast with my younger brother. I feel like you sort of have a consummate younger brother vibe to you. Yeah. And I think that's probably what has made our friendship flourish, right? Yeah. I think it's good. I think you never really outgrew dinky doodle hood. But were you sort of an irritating younger brother? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah. But did they think you were funny? Because I will say this. My first take when I met you, I've often talked about this, was irritating. Yeah. And then I had a real like, oh, but I like it. But that's that youngest sibling. You're like, I'm so irritating, but you're noticing me.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I exist. Yeah. Josh, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's pretty much, those are my moves. You're so much more like stoic than me, though, as a younger sib. Is it because there's just two of you guys? You had like more of a firm place in the universe. think that's true i don't know perhaps i mean i was very much a uh like i was a i was a crier i was a i'm gonna run up to my room because what's going on
Starting point is 00:12:57 right now is making me upset or i'm being teased perhaps perhaps. Or, yeah, something. I don't like the state of the world, so I'm around to my bedroom and cry it off. He was a real drama king. I think you can say that these days. This is going to sound like a bit, but there was a split second when you said you were a crier. And I was imagining, like, a town crier. Where you were like, the guy who was like like six o'clock and all is well well that's
Starting point is 00:13:26 I was like what where did you guys grow up this is but this is a true story Josh also I'm not also doing a bit my dad's nickname
Starting point is 00:13:34 for Josh was the town crier because Josh used to also run into a room and announce that thing he'd just seen he was a little rat
Starting point is 00:13:39 he was usually a little rat but my dad was like he's the town crier Josh was just I was also called radio because I would I think also just report on things that were going on It was usually a little rap, but my dad was like, he's the town crier. Josh was just like... I was also called Radio because I would, I think, also just report on things that were going on. And the movie Radio is based on you.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yes. Cuba Gooding Jr., I mean, he does a great... It was very unkind. I think when you look at Josh now and you see how he played Radio, I think it was unkind. Wait, so just to backtrack, you would see a mouse? Like, did you guys have mice? We had mice. But the sort of announcements, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:13 There would be a lot of like, he would run in and say, like, I tipped something over. Narc would have been a better nickname for Josh than Town Carrier. But a self-narc. No, narcing on me. Oh, you knocked something over. Yeah. Right. Seth did something bad and I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:14:28 He was called Radio Silence when he knocked something over. So he'd be like, 1025 AM and Seth knocked something over. What's new? Yeah, he would do it. He was like, this is Josh on the fives. Oh, he's like a shock jock. He was baby shock jock. He was, he was, he was baby shock jock. If anyone's wondering if my old brother Seth got into some trouble this morning,
Starting point is 00:14:50 the answers are resounding, yes. I'm going to fling this in some, some Limp Bizkit. Maybe blast Limp Bizkit. Yeah. Now, all right. So you're, you grew up in the Bay Area. Oh my God. Andy's taking the longest sip of coffee. You grew up in the Bay Area. Oh, my God. Andy's taking the longest sip of coffee.
Starting point is 00:15:07 You grew up in the Bay Area. Did you get your coffee? I was two-handing a mug. Two-handing a mug. You are like a soap opera girl who just got pulled out of a river. The mug is a special gift for my dear friend Akiva. Oh, that's lovely. Skywalker what?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Sound. Skywalker Sound. He got to go up there to mix Rescue Rangers did you take were you a family trips family? we would do some trips not a ton we weren't exactly flush your dad was a photographer your mom a teacher
Starting point is 00:15:40 sounds like you would have been rolling in it shout out mom and dad love you guys love you guys thank you for all that you did i know it wasn't easy but we made it hey that was a big old cup of job here we go again Uh, yeah, we would do, I grew up in Berkeley, Berkeley and Oakland, and we would sometimes go to Stinson Beach for the summer, which is over Mount Tamalpais, uh, which, and it's now impossible to go there because of Silicon Valley stuff. The prices have skyrocketed, but it is is that was a lovely place to go you know and you'd go for a whole summer would you get like a little a little cabin a little spot on the beach a little cabin there it was literally called uncle bob's cabin great and you know you get your boogie board on you go to the parkside cafe get a little burger get a little hot dog. You know, you go to the local library,
Starting point is 00:16:45 read every Garfield book they had five times over. Would you check it out or would you just read in the library? Well, it started off as in the library. And I realize now my mom was smart. She'd be like, there's a little piece of trash. I'm just going to sit him down in the library. He's going to read Garfield for the next three hours straight on the floor like an orphan i do remember being like we rented a house once and there were old comics like old uncles like scrooge mcduck comics which are really great and because there are a lot of like um they're like tin tin comics there's a lot of like world traveling and felt like Indiana Jonesy. And I just would sit in a hot room in a beach house and just read comics all day.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Those Tintin books I also got into on these exact same trips. Garfs and Tintins. And looking back on it, Tintin is like, is it for kids? I don't know if it's for kids. I will say I loved it very much. And I think maybe 20% probably don't have a super problematic drawing. Exactly. You definitely want to—
Starting point is 00:17:53 Count of three favorite character. One, two, three. Captain Haddock. You didn't say anything, but I assume that's what you're going to do. Yeah, of course it's Haddock. Of course it's Haddock. You definitely want to read the Tintin books where he stays in Europe, if you can guess what I mean.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah, I wasn't a comic guy. Seth would be reading his comics. I'd be off digging around in the dirt for worms or looking for cool stuff. Tintin, though, is Tintin's more of a graphic, long book? Yeah, yes. It's so tall. More so than Garfield, for sure. But I will say those, I remember...
Starting point is 00:18:31 There are some special Garfields. I went to get a Scrooge McDuck book for the kids, and I picked it up, and it was way more Tintin than Garfield. Those books as well. There are a lot of, like, the voice bubbles are super dense. Got it. A lot of plot. You're talking about the novelization of the movie Scrooged.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Yeah. Hey, we're going to take a quick break and hear from some of our sponsors. This episode of Family Trips is brought to you by Nissan. Hey, Pashi, ever wonder what's around that next corner or what happens if you push further? Seth, I know that's something you ask me every day. Sure do. And that's why we're excited to partner with Nissan, Seth, I know that's something you ask me every day. Sure do.
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Starting point is 00:19:51 So thanks again to Nissan for sponsoring this episode of Family Trips. Now go find your next big adventure and enjoy the ride along the way. Learn more at NissanUSA.com. Family Trips is supported by Airbnb. Hey, Pashi. Yeah, Sufi. Sometimes friends of mine will ask to stay with me. And, of course, I'm happy to have them.
Starting point is 00:20:11 But what I want to say to them is, hey, you have a beautiful home. Why not, when you're on vacation, do you not explore hosting? Your house is Airbnb. Make money while you're gone and then use that money to get a place to stay that is not my house. Yeah, you might even come out on top. Yeah, you might make money while you're gone, and then use that money to get a place to stay that is not my house. Yeah, you might even come out on top. Yeah, you might make money. You might go on vacation and make money. We've got a trip. I don't know if we're going to take it or not, but we were just invited to go to this trip in Puerto Rico for a friend of Mackenzie's 40th birthday. And I was like, well, I don't know, like, where are they staying? She said, they've
Starting point is 00:20:43 got an Airbnb and there's a room for us. And it's like, oh, well that kind of makes it a no brainer. And then on top of it to think like, oh, well we could Airbnb our place out when we're away and that's a total cleanup. If you're somebody who's put a lot of time and care into attention in your home, why not share it with people
Starting point is 00:21:02 who are looking for a place to stay and you will make some money when they do. And you might be thinking my space couldn't be an Airbnb, but that's not true. If you're concerned about the time commitment, you can even just Airbnb your place just a few weeks a year when you're traveling. Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much more at airbnb.com slash host. Hey, do you remember the story about when you played Scrooge McDuck at Update? What's the story of it?
Starting point is 00:21:32 You did Scrooge McDuck, and at Dress you had a joke about diving into a pile of money that worked, and at Air, it's the biggest gap between how a joke went. It was radio silence. It was to call back. Oh, it didn't land. It didn't land at all. And I was expecting it to land.
Starting point is 00:21:49 It was so quiet, I heard your gasp of realizing it. You like said, you're dressed like a fucking duck. You're like, here comes the clincher. And you're like, it's a pile of money. And it're like, here comes the clincher. You're like, it's a pile of money.
Starting point is 00:22:06 And it was like, I think I did Australian. Do Scrooge McDuck. Can you cold, give me a cold read of your Scrooge McDuck. When I'm with my nephews, Huey,
Starting point is 00:22:19 Dewey, and Louie. I can't believe it didn't work. That's my guess. So, all right, so you're in the library. You're reading. And are you excited when you guys go on these trips?
Starting point is 00:22:32 Are you the kind of kid who's like, yes, vacation? Oh, yeah. Super psyched to go to the beach. Knowing it's going to be like a free-for-all. I'm going to get my garf on. I'm going to watch Captain Haddock just cuss his ass off knowing that our dog Mel is gonna roll in at least three dead seal carcasses bring that back into the house how did Mel travel?
Starting point is 00:22:56 were you guys I feel like you were a station wagon fam we had a Volvo station wagon I mean I would barf every time windy road there and we had the Volvo station wagon way back seat that faces backwards. Yep. And I notoriously would get nauseous. Still, by the way.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah. And I think at a certain point they were like, Andy's going to throw up no matter what, so let's put him in the barf seat. Yeah. And sure enough, I mean mean they would just check in periodically and hope to get it get me out of the car before it happened but it was pretty much every time we drove over the hill i would have to throw up how long a drive like six minutes no uh i want to say from home to there total or just the hill part? No, from the home to there. I want to say 45 to an hour. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Now, was it so ominous, your knowledge about the upcoming barfing, that you dreaded that part of it? Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not so much that I didn't want to go because I knew once we were there, I would be happy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And you also said like you'd go for the summer. Would you sort of drive that 45 minutes and you wouldn't go back to Oakland or Berkeley for the rest of the summer? Maybe you would skip those trips for the obvious reason. To me, the whole summer was, it was probably two weeks. Uh-huh. But for me, you know, when you're young, that seems like 10 years. Was there any fear in the water that those seals would be bumping into you? Well, it's funny you should ask. They don't bump into you, but I've had like multiple instances,
Starting point is 00:24:32 some of the greatest moments of my life of like floating on a boogie board as the sun was setting and then like a little seal pup pops its head up and stares right at you from like four feet away. And you're like, hi. Wow. And it's like, what a beautiful and magical universe. And then it like pops back down and it's honestly, it feels like a bluey episode or something. Yeah. I think of any, I mean, best possible animal to make eye contact with. Seal? Seal?
Starting point is 00:25:05 Seal, probably. Yeah. And I've been told by multiple people they think that's possibly my spirit animal is a seal. I would seal you. I would go seal. You've talked to multiple people who said seal is your... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Where are you coming across these people? Berkeley. Well, they're mostly seal experts. I was going to say my stereotype of Berkeley is that's mostly what people are talking about. Yeah, like who your spirit animal is. Oh my God, Seth, you would get so banked on at my high school. You have no idea. I hope that's good.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I hope banked on is good. You'd be coming through there just like, here are my thoughts. And they'd be like, get the fuck out of here. You'd be like, oh, Berkeley's not nice. Oh, right. That is important to note. I do think of Berkeley as hippy-dippy, but it is... You guys went to a hardcore school.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Yeah. I would say in moments, hardcore. In moments. Certainly compared to experiences of some of my friends that I've talked to. I didn't realize it at the time. But yeah, there was a lot of fighting and stuff. I was waiting for you guys to talked to. I didn't realize it at the time. But yeah, there was a lot of fighting and stuff. I was waiting for you guys to finish talking because I didn't want to interrupt you.
Starting point is 00:26:09 But I had something to say, and then we kind of moved on away from the big hill. So I'm just going to go back and be impressed like I came up with it at the time. So on those drives to the beach, would you say your mantra is, gotta barf to get to the garf? Can we cut that in?
Starting point is 00:26:30 We can take that piece and cut it back in. No, we're gonna run it the way it showed up. Hey, how much of the comedy you've written over your life would you say,
Starting point is 00:26:39 what percentage of it is barfing and diarrhea? I would say like 5%, 4.5%. Oh, I would've thought higher. I would say like 5%, 4.5%. Oh, I would have thought higher. I mean, in my defense, at the show, a few of my barf
Starting point is 00:26:51 things were not written by me. Yeah. I could see wanting to write something that's barf-based and being like, who are we going to put in this? True. And then like, well, Samberg. Yeah, I had sort of made it clear I was down to clown in that regard. Your spirit bodily fluid is barf.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Hmm. Hmm. Comedically. Got stoned. Got stoned hard by both dudes. I really don't like actually barfing or actual barf at all. Like, it bums me out. You don't?
Starting point is 00:27:21 No, there's something in my brain where I can separate it. Sorry, I know you were being sarcastic, Josh, but I just want to make it clear though, because since I do, you know, deploy it for comedy as Seth hates, there's something about seeing it like in like, you know, Monty Python or something that doesn't give me the squicks the same way real barf stuff does. If that makes sense. The cartoony version of it I find funny, but no other version.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Every time Ash, my oldest, has seen someone barf, he's barfed. It's like a stand by me. He can't, yeah, he really is. He's just, and so when you gotta barf, not that I barfed in front of him, but my wife did when she was pregnant with the baby.
Starting point is 00:28:09 And so she basically had to like, it was the worst thing because she was this wildly pregnant woman who then had to like get out of her eyeline of her oldest to not start a barf domino when's the last time you threw up seth i feel like you never throw up no i haven't thrown up in forever like you drink well you used to now we don't have time but you would drink a lot you would sleep for three hours then wake up and work out and then I would see you like 20 hours later I've thrown up from being sick but I've never thrown up from drinking right Josh. Younger. Yeah. We're sensitive. It's also like, I was, yeah, you're going to, it's a good move. It's how you get better. It's how you're not going to feel so terrible. You got to get some of that stuff out of you. First time I ever got drunk, I threw up.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Yeah, same. Boons, Strawberry Hill. That'll do it. That'll do it tomorrow. If you drink that. It was pretty good though. When you go on your summer trips, where does, you have two older sisters, where do you stay? Do you get your own room? Because you're the soul boy. No, there was a bunk bed. There is a story that is famous within the five members of my family, which is I was on the top bunk of the bunk bed. I think this is pretty common, but at the time we thought it was insane.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Where I was sleeping on the top bunk of the bunk bed and apparently in the night rolled out and fell hard from high up off the bunk bed with my blanket and was still asleep. I never woke up. And my mom came in in the morning and saw me just on the floor. And she's like, how the fuck did he get on the floor? My sister was like, oh, yeah, I heard a big thump in the night. Yeah. Was your sister in the lower bunk as that was happening? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah. It's, I mean, it's the same thing as being in a station wagon facing backwards that is not okay. The fact that there were bunk beds without rails is nuts. Also, and when you're the youngest and the smallest, just proven over and over,
Starting point is 00:30:20 you kind of get just like shoved into whatever corner is available. Like at a certain point i moved out of we were all three in one room together and at a certain point they were like hey we don't want him in our room anymore he's a boy and and i was like what and they gave me my own room i'm making air quotes which i was so hyped about and then i realized years later was a closet. But when you're small,
Starting point is 00:30:49 there's something to be said for a closet. I was stoked. I was in there with my hamster and my Tintins. You traveled with your dog when you would take him out to the beach? Yeah, are you going to ask if he would get like a bright pink boner in the back seat? Because yeah, he did. I feel, knowing you, Seth, I was like,
Starting point is 00:31:04 here it comes and would we all go and scream and laugh yeah of course and did we laugh so hard that we farted undoubtedly isn't it just being a child i feel like you're just describing being a child this is your words you're like it's amazing for somebody who doesn't like podcasts at all you're doing a great job of hosting and being a guest at the same time I'm telling you it's this jivity job man this hot java
Starting point is 00:31:31 I heard Yorm didn't record his audio he got some of it was he a good guest what kind of dog did you guys have no clue really he had black hair Was he a good guest? What kind of dog did you guys have? No clue. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:53 He had black hair, and he had one ear that went halfway up and then hung over. Mel, did you say his name? Mel, yeah. Okay. Was that his whole name, or did he have, like, a longer name? Was he Melvin? Oh, no. Just Mel.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Gotcha. I thought you meant, like, Mel Torme or something. Did you have? That also would be a no. Just Mel. Gotcha. I thought you meant like Mel Torme or something. Did you have? That also would be a longer name. One word. Did you have more dogs or was Mel the only dog you guys ever had? Mel was the only one. Got it.
Starting point is 00:32:23 But I have a lot of issues around Mel because I loved Mel, but I was, again, the youngest. So I sort of was born into a life of taking care of a dog that I had no choice in getting. Yeah. And then at a certain point, my sisters were gone and me and Mel remained. Was Mel already part of the family when you were born? I think they got Mel when I was a baby. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Gotcha. So we kind of came around the same time. But you never felt like he was your dog. Exactly. That's the same thing with Mike, because we had, and I'm loathe to bring her up, but we had Frisbee first. Our dog Frisbee. And then the kids, I mean, the kids are far more Andy
Starting point is 00:33:03 on their take with Frisbee than they are. They align with you pretty well, I would guess. Gotcha. Yeah. They think Frisbee's like rotten. They just kind of think she doesn't bring much to the table. And they think that she looks like sort of like the middle of that fast motion raccoon carcass video from the Nine Inch Nails video? Like sort towards the tail end of the decomposition?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Yeah. They most, my kids almost describe everything in regards to that Nine Inch Nails video. Is it a raccoon or is it a fox? I think it's a fox. Is that the impression Fred Armisen does an impression of a fox decomposing? Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:33:43 Yeah. Of course he does. Of course he does. Of course he does. That's how Fred gets impressions that aren't well-trod. How great to have a friend who'll be like, hey, this is a fox decomposing. You're just hanging out. It's not for anything but you.
Starting point is 00:34:01 So did you guys ever take any, did you fly anywhere ever? Do you have any trips that you recall? We flew to Florida. We flew to Florida. Was that Disney-based? To see grandparents. No, no Disney. My family never Disneyed.
Starting point is 00:34:16 All right. I didn't Disneyland in LA until I was in high school and I went with friends. So grandparents in Florida, whereabouts in Florida? Sarasota, I want to say. And were those trips fun? They were pretty fun. I mean, that's when I first learned about Publix with an X. The supermarket chain.
Starting point is 00:34:37 The grocery store chain? Yeah. That was pretty much the main takeaway, I think. I will say, I do also remember that about going, like when you went to somewhere other than your home and went to a grocery store, it was weirdly exciting
Starting point is 00:34:50 because you felt like, you're like, why isn't it Safeway? But also, you got to build the food from ground up. You got to be there with your parents and just say,
Starting point is 00:35:01 I know we're only here for a few days, so let's just get the chips I like. I promise to eat them before we go. Cookie crisp. Yeah. Was there a sweet cereal you guys were allowed to have? We had Frosted Flakes. Yeah, but I don't like cereal to this day.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah. Rice Krispies, not really sweet cereal. No, that's a joke. Yeah. I like those. I feel like we'd go to camp and we'd get those little boxes. Yeah, there's some corn pops, some Frosted Flakes,
Starting point is 00:35:33 the Cocoa Puffs. But Seth didn't even like them, so you'd just get everything you wanted. Yeah, Seth would just have English breakfast tea. And then rashers. I liked a few rashers. In general, just an English, a full English breakfast.
Starting point is 00:35:50 You're like, I want the big, messy, grilled tomato. Yep. My mom, God love her, figured out how to make blood pudding at the campsite. Were you a camping family? We camped a few times.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I remember it being good. I don't have a lot of really distinct memories of it, though. Did you have like a big tent that you would all be in or multiple tents? I feel like we had to have had one big tent. And did they install a small tent closet for you? They just put me in the cooler. I feel like I have a very distinct memory
Starting point is 00:36:31 of my dad trying to put the tent together and muttering under his breath. Yeah. Fuck it! Piece of shit! I think most...
Starting point is 00:36:39 I think most children have that memory. Yeah. And then now, you know, when I try and put a tent together, I realize what he was going through, and I have a lot of sympathy. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:36:49 It sucks a lot. You, and I bet it's easier for us than it was for them, based on tech improving for tents. Yeah, no YouTube videos back then. Exactly. Yeah. I also, when I get to a campground now, I will set up a chair first, and I will sit in the chair, and I will, like,
Starting point is 00:37:06 look at the instructions for the tent. And I feel like most mistakes are made because people just launch right into it. Yes. And that's just a great way to make a mistake. But I've been there with Josh, and what he's leaving out is when he sets up the chair, he's like, ah, fuck. The chair. The chair's a tough setup. The chair's a really tough setup. the chair's got a bunch of moving
Starting point is 00:37:28 parts you know you asked if we ever would fly we did fly to new york my both my parents and their families are from new york so we went to new york as well a few times to the city to the city yeah that's exciting as a kid it was crazy crazy. And in fact, I do have an anecdote, which is we went to, I want to say we spent the day with my uncle and cousin and my dad. And I think we went to the Natural History Museum and we were up around that area. And then we realized we were starving and we all had to pee. So we just walked into some random bar restaurant. And walking to the bathroom, I must have been like 10, 12 years old, at the bar, Bill Murray.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Get out of town. Wow. And at that age, I mean, that was 100% the first famous person I'd ever seen. We were big Murray heads, as you probably could have gathered based on my novelization of Scrooge reference. And we all were like freaking out. Did you talk to him? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Okay. But I remember being like, he's just at a restaurant bar? Just like, shouldn't he be in some fancy place and he was you know there he was just kind of at the posted up just chatting with people yeah yeah i went to a northwestern yukon basketball tournament game i think that's a basketball tournament game i went to the ncaa tournament in brooklyn northwestern my alma mater played yukon and they were cutting around people in the stands.
Starting point is 00:39:06 And I was like, here it goes. They're going to cut to me, Mr. Celeb. And then they cut to Bill Murray. And I'm like, oh, so I guess I'm probably not after him. That's probably their closer. So if they haven't cut me, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. We've been through that. Me, Keith, kevin yor went to a dodger game
Starting point is 00:39:27 kind of recently and they were like we're gonna cut you guys were like awesome and then we realized like not only were we early in the order of who they were cutting to but like there was like three other times out of commercial that they cut to bigger and bigger by the time it got to will farrell and the whole stadium went fucking apeshit, we were like, oh man, we were pretty early in the rundown. Top of the second. Hey, we're going to take a quick break
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Starting point is 00:43:27 Yep. Bravo. That was really good. Did you ever go to summer camp? Oh, yeah. Okay. Did you have a regular one that you went every year? Yes. Well, I started off, before that,
Starting point is 00:43:43 I went to a sleepaway one-week soccer camp. One of the most embarrassing moments of my childhood was I arrived there with a friend of mine, and there's a little rules and regulations manual for the campers. And they were like, for the first big assembly in the gym, everyone wear your camp uniform. And it was like this dumpy t-shirt and the shortest short shorts you can imagine. And we were like, oh man, we don't look cool, but those are the rules. And we showed up and we were literally the only two kids in the whole place wearing those damn short shorts. And everyone was actively, unapologetically laughing at us
Starting point is 00:44:25 and so yeah it took a couple days to climb back out of that hole do you have that picture is there sort of a welcome to camp picture that you're just I'm sure it's I'm sure it exists somewhere but if I ever had it I'm sure I burned it yeah if anyone listening has a
Starting point is 00:44:42 copy of it and knows that you were at camp with Andy Samberg, please send it our way. Maybe you don't even, you didn't even know it was Andy because he was just a kid then, but now you're thinking, wait, I got a picture where it's everybody
Starting point is 00:44:54 and there's two dinky doodles wearing short shorts. They're taking out their magnifying glass right now being like, holy shit, that is Andy Samberg. Yeah, yeah. Everyone who went to a soccer camp for one week in the Bay Area and they have
Starting point is 00:45:06 dinky doodle aged photos. They open up their folder in their files labeled dinky doodle age. That's tough to get off to a bad start at a week long camp. And it was co-ed too.
Starting point is 00:45:19 So we were definitely crushing on girls and stuff and it was like, oh yeah, you guys are the fucking loser. The shorts guys. Well,
Starting point is 00:45:31 at least you made a name for yourselves. Yeah, we were like, rules and regulations, everyone. And then after that, you went to a more,
Starting point is 00:45:40 like a real summer camp camp. Yes, a more traditional sleepaway camp in Yosemite near Bass Lake. And I started off as a camper there. I was a camper for five years, starting at, I want to say, age 12. And then I became junior staff, and then I was a full counselor there as well. So I have a question for you. You loved camp then.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Loved it. Do you still have friends from camp? I do. I feel like that's true of everybody I know who goes to summer camp, two Loved it. Do you still have friends from camp? I do. I feel like that's true of everybody I know who goes to summer camp two or more years. My question to you is, would you support the idea of your kids going to a summer camp? Because everyone I know who went loves it. Everyone, every parent I know who has kids who go say they love it. And yet I can't imagine wanting to let my kids go away in the summer because I love having them around so much. I see. I don't know. Yeah. I, if my kids really wanted to, I wouldn't want to deprive
Starting point is 00:46:32 them of that because it was so formative for me. Like, I really feel like I was able to figure out who I was outside of like the intensity of public school and that dynamic. Going to summer camp and being like, oh, and when I'm here just kind of on my own and with people, I find people I get along with and this is who I want to be. And a lot of that was, by the way, performing. You know, I ended up being obnoxiously prolific around the campfire time. You know, I would write stuff and perform stuff and meet up with people who wanted to do that kind of thing too.
Starting point is 00:47:09 And et cetera. That's great. Was that like a four-week camp or was it all, was it eight? Was it? Four. Yeah. And then I always have this impression of like counselors is like, obviously you're a little bit older, you can you fuck around a bit more
Starting point is 00:47:26 or there's like rumors of that so how does it evolve from just a little dinky doodle camper to cool as shit counselor i think a lot of the stuff that was going on is not happening now like i think just like insurance-wise and that sort of thing, like we were still on the tail end of the sort of 70s and 80s version of summer camp. It was right before the major legal shift happened. So like the counselors were partying.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. I remember having that revelation when I went from camper to counselor. I was like, oh. The reason this camp is so chill is because everyone's all high and drunk. And how wonderful. I actually think I don't, haven't been properly taught canoe. Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Is that where you had your strawberry boons? Was it at camp? No, no, that was junior high. That was just around my your strawberry boons? Was it at camp? No, no, that was junior high. That was just around my neighborhood. What were the counselors drinking at camp? I want to say schnapps. Great. There was like peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate thermos stuff happening.
Starting point is 00:48:39 That's good. That's good camp cloth. Still yummy. Yeah. But then you're sitting around a fire with some probably camp. But then you can also, you're sitting around a fire with some probably campers and you're like, I'm just sipping on this
Starting point is 00:48:49 and you can't crack a beer. Yes, yes. Yeah, drink some spiked. Yes, I do want to say, I think most of the drinking and stuff happened when counselors were not on duty.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Like, even if it was like, oh, the kids are all asleep in the cabin. Now I'm going to go do it. Or I have my one day off a week. So we're going to go rage by the lake. Right. You know, we were coming from the Bay and some of my friends in there were from LA. So, and it was the early nineties. So we were like, let's go get forties. Like that's pretty much all we did for so long, which is hilarious to think about now, but it's inexpensive, and you want to
Starting point is 00:49:30 just drink and be like your favorite rapper. It is funny how I feel like the downside of where we grew up as far as rules and regulations was that we were driving around without seatbelts and rolling off the top of bunk beds. But the upside is that we got to rock and roll at things like camp.
Starting point is 00:49:50 There was definitely SoCo also. Oh, yeah. SoCo. Yeah. A lot of SoCo. That's a bad. That's not something I'd order today. No.
Starting point is 00:49:59 A lot of acoustic guitar and SoCo. I remember one of the first times a couple of my buddies drank, an older sister of theirs bought them stuff and made a list of all these drinks they could make with these ingredients. And one of them was a slow, uncomfortable screw. And it had Southern Comfort Slow Gin. Orange juice, probably. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:22 But it was like both of those dudes couldn't stop throwing up. It was a terrible, terrible scene. It was called a slow, uncomfortable screw. Yeah, the drink was called a slow, uncomfortable screw. What a nightmare. And Matt Coburn and Chuck Lansbury had a rough go of them. Now, Andy, did you... Because I feel like you have always had very good radar for things that suck.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Thank you. And my question is, did you at even a young age know that it sucked when someone took out a guitar at a campfire? I would say it was song dependent. Okay. You know what I mean? There was a lot of Steve Miller. Right. You know what I mean? Like, there was a lot of, like, Steve Miller. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Like, the Joker or whatever. And you love him to this day. I had obviously had a year in high school where I loved Steve Miller band. I mean, best is Steve Miller. I would argue I probably had a two-year run where I listened to it almost all the time. Or, like, a lot of Leave It on a Jet Plane. Yeah. Cat Stevens' Father and Son. it, a lot of leave it on a jet plane. Yeah. Cat Stevens' father and son.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Like a lot of that stuff. I would say I was kind of in it. I was kind of in it. I just sort of gave my snobbiness over to the vibe of summer camp stuff. I will say there's no, again, if I could give any advice to people that age, I would say just turn your snob off. Just turn your snob off. Turn your snob off.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Save it. Save it for later in life. Just squeak close that snob faucet. No girl at the campfire wants to hear you explain why this thing she likes actually stinks. It's true, although now because of Barbie, playing guitar at a campfire correctly is kind of lame, and I just saw some commercial ripped it off.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah. Which, again, so annoying when commercials do that. They just straight up take a thing from a thing and go, like, look at this thing we came up with. Like, we all saw Barbie. Like, we just all saw it. You have another podcast where you go at commercials pretty hard, right? The one that I just do alone yeah
Starting point is 00:52:27 yeah no guests no guests just me ranting on commercials but you don't have the rights to any of the commercials so you have to describe them
Starting point is 00:52:37 you can never play them exactly yes it's a hard listen and she's like where's the beef and I'm like da fuck
Starting point is 00:52:43 so you go anyway thanks for tuning in or whatever this is It's a hard listen. And she's like, where's the beef? And I'm like, da fuck? Anyway, thanks for tuning in or whatever this is. The real bummer is it's almost impossible to get ads for your podcast because everybody's like, I feel like he's just going to crap all over us. And then every time I try and read one, I end up sort of deconstructing it while I'm reading the thing. Have you taken your parents on any trips as an adult? I haven't taken them specifically. I did that PBS show, Finding Your Roots.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Yeah. You know this well. Shout out to Henry Louis Gates. Hey-oh, that's the guy. Professor Henry Louis Gates. And my mom was adopted, and they found out who her parents were. Sicilian. My mom was half Sicilian. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:25 So recently our entire family, my sisters and all extended family went to Sicily and me and my sisters and my mom and dad went to like the village town where her family originated from. So I didn't like pay for their tickets, but I, I did foot a lot of the bill, if that's what you're asking. It was. All the questions was about the bill.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I mean, you asked, did you take them on a trip? I feel like the implication is like, now that you're a grownup and you have jobs. You're right. I should have said, did you go on a trip with your... So this is, I want to say, and it's a really, my episode is super boring. Your episode of Finding Your Roots is really exceptional.
Starting point is 00:54:07 And your mom had no sense that she was half Italian because she was adopted. And I would imagine, I mean, talk about a family trip. Was it emotional for her when she went to Sicily? Yes. I mean, when we went to the town, especially. Did you encounter any family? Were you trying to sort of find connections? Not any, like, relatives, but people who knew members of our,
Starting point is 00:54:34 I was going to say her, but I'm her son, so our family. Yeah. And, like, showed us where her family had lived, you know? How young was she when she was adopted? baby yeah so that's crazy what a thing in New York
Starting point is 00:54:48 and so and this was the thing I mean I think it's very cool she never ever would have known that if you hadn't done yeah and it was the only reason I did the show as you know I don't like to talk about too much I mean I'm doing this podcast so I'm cooked
Starting point is 00:55:01 but traditionally I would always be like I don't want people to know too much about what's going on with me and my personal stuff and then when I got asked to do that I asked her if she would want me to do it if there was any chance even though there's a chance it would be like on tv that we find out something terrible about yeah you know who she was related to and who her parents were and stuff. And she was like, I just really want to know. So I just did it.
Starting point is 00:55:28 And it turned out to be incredible and a huge relief. And then I found out our great Uncle Joe was the Zodiac Killer. No, you did not. I still think, Josh still thinks, yeah, but I'm like, it would have come up. He was weird. He was a weird guy. And he always wrote notes in weird codes. It would have been incredible if their finding your roots finally cracked.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Yeah, when you got a card from Uncle Joe, you were really like, I don't want to open it. Yeah. I felt like if anyone was going to figure out who it was, it'd be Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? That would have been a real, if Gyllenhaal did it and found out he was related to the Zodiac mean? That would have been a real, if Gyllenhaal did it and found out his,
Starting point is 00:56:07 he was related to the Zodiac Killer, that would have been real. Talk about a twist ending. Oh, yeah. He'd be like, yeah, I just felt drawn to this part. I just really, I needed to know. My father. My real father was a bouncer.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Oh, shit. Now that's Roadhouse. Yeah, we switched to Roadhouse. Yeah. How many times did. Now that's Roadhouse. Yeah, we switched to Roadhouse. Yeah. How many times did you see the first Roadhouse? I'm going to say at least 10. I think that's right. I would say 10.
Starting point is 00:56:32 It was on cable a lot when I was younger. Yeah. I had a college roommate, and we think Roadhouse made him go crazy because he watched it so many times in a row, and it was right before finals, and he just disappeared, and he withdrew from school. He watched it so many times in a row. And it was right before finals. And he then, he like just disappeared and he withdrew from school.
Starting point is 00:56:52 And had to like retake his senior year. And we think Roadhouse broke his brain. Like he really was watching it like on a loop. And do you think he just loved the movie? Or was he just like sitting there waiting for the bone scene? I don't know. A bit of a little from Colin Maynard. I think,
Starting point is 00:57:10 I know he told, I know he told the Dean he just kind of couldn't stop watching it but we think it might have been the latter. So we should call
Starting point is 00:57:18 the Dean is what you're saying. I think let's check in and now it's time for our new segment Checking In With The Dean. Look, everyone takes for granted now that we know about all the different ways to do crazy sex. But when we were younger, Roadhouse introduced the concept to a lot of people of having sex up against a wall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:40 That's true. I think at our age, we only thought of walls as sort of ways to divide rooms. Mm-hmm. And then all of a sudden, we only thought of walls as sort of ways to divide rooms. And then all of a sudden, we're like, whoa, hello. Yeah, not something to smash on while your knees get all shaky. Well, yeah. Unless you're as strong as Swayze. Swayze has no trouble.
Starting point is 00:57:59 He didn't have shaky knees. But trust me, if they had panned down on Swayze, those knees were knocking. But it wasn't Swayze, right? Swayze wasn't wall-pound. No, Swayze was wall-pound. We're talking face-to-face on the wall. Oh, right. I'm thinking of a different scene. You're talking about from behind in the closet with all the kegs and stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:20 I was thinking about that. Which I didn't. The double douche. I didn't know that. Closets. That was the first time I saw clos about that. Which I didn't. The double douche. I didn't know. I didn't know that. Closets. That was the first time I saw closets that way. You must have been. It's been hard for you, Andy.
Starting point is 00:58:31 You saw them bone in a closet and you were like, that's a child's bedroom. Yeah, that's my house, dude. Also, then he gets fired. He fires him for having sex on the job yeah he does you can't do it spoiler alert
Starting point is 00:58:48 this is turned into a real but again at least we're spoiling the old one and not the new one yeah I'm sure it has all those scenes though
Starting point is 00:58:54 right it's not like a reboot it's super fun I will say New Roadhouse super fun I do want to see it yeah
Starting point is 00:59:02 it's good time start to finish alright I feel like we should ask Andy's questions That was super fun. I do want to see it, yeah. It's a good time to start to finish. All right. I feel like we should ask Andy his questions. Yeah, we got some questions for you. We ask everybody, so don't feel like you're getting grilled or anything.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Okay, this is like the questionnaire of your thing. Yeah. You can only pick one of these. What's your ideal vacation? Relaxing, adventurous, or educational? Relaxing. What is your favorite means of transportation? Train, plane, automobile, boat, bike, walking? I love a train, but generally that's not a viable option to go where you want to go. If a train's available, I'll go train. If not,
Starting point is 00:59:40 I think plane. Great. If you could take a family vacation with any family, alive or dead, fictional or real, other than your own family, what family would you like to take a vacation with? The royals. Perfect. Thank you. If you had to be stranded on a desert island
Starting point is 00:59:58 with one member of your family, who would it be? My immediate family or my new family that I've created? Either one. Yeah. Anyone that I'm related to at all? Correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Would I know that someone is taking care of the kids? Yes. And that they're happy? Yes. Yeah. Then my wife. We lied. Your kids don't know you're gone and they're losing their shit.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Oh, man. We abandoned them. Sorry, dude. Well, that was your mistake. Trick question. Should have done more research. And your hometown, you consider it Berkeley or Oakland? What do you consider your-
Starting point is 01:00:36 Yeah. Most of my life, my childhood in Berkeley, yeah. Would you recommend Berkeley as a vacation destination? Oh, yeah. A short vacation. Yeah, I've never been. I'd like to go. There's a lot of beautiful stuff there, Tilden Park.
Starting point is 01:00:50 And especially if you're a foodie, there's incredible food there. All right. And then Seth has our final questions. Andy, have you ever been to the Grand Canyon? No. Do you want to go? Yes. Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Josh wants to go. I don't. I think it'd be cool. Do you think of that as a thing? Are you the kind of person now who thinks, I'd like to bring my kids there? Yes. I think we will.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Okay. That's really nice. Seth thinks his kids are going to fall in. I do. But his kids are real tippy. They have to jump so far. I don't know, man. I will say Addie's not tippy at all.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Our daughter is very... She's the sturdiest of the kids. Yeah. Would you like to bring Frisbee to the Grand Canyon? I mean, I think you know where this is going. I think I know where Frisbee's going. Don't name a gross dog something you chuck. If you don't want it.
Starting point is 01:01:52 I can't believe you're finding new ways to burn Frisbee. You've been burning Frisbee the entirety of your life. You named it thing. God, don't name a gross thing something you chuck. All right, well, I love you despite your cruelty for my dog. I love you. Thanks for doing this. Thank you, Andy.
Starting point is 01:02:10 One more quick plug. If you want to hear Andy and I talking more, sans posh, check out the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast, which is already the new episode. The first episode just came out yesterday, and it's a lot of fun. And what's it about, Seth? We talk about the digital shorts. Those are the things that Andy and Akiva and Jorma made when they were on SNL.
Starting point is 01:02:32 They're really good, some of them. Some stink hard. But we talk about those, too. And we talk about SNL. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. And also stuff that Seth was up to. Thus the title of the podcast, which I just was... I kind of feel like I also am just sort of facilitating.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Nothing makes me happier than, than talking with you guys. So it's been, it's a fun to do and it's a fun listen. And this is a lot of fun too. Thanks for coming, bud. My pleasure.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Great to see you guys. Thanks Andy. Thanks buddy. When the school year was finally over And he hung up his book bag He was just a little dinky doodle And he hopped into the station wagon Then head to Uncle Bob's cabin Got to drive over the hill
Starting point is 01:03:24 Hoped to see a sea light on the water That's a spirit and a mill On the road to Stinson Beach Get your bar found Nail in the back seat Get your ZAR found At the library Get your gar found
Starting point is 01:03:42 The cat hates Mondays But he loves lasagna.

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