Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers - Barcelona Festival Chaos, Arnold Sighting, & Dad On A Box Truck: Listener Episode #23

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

Seth and Josh are back with the monthly listener episode and this one’s got it all! We hear some incredible listener stories including one recalls Oregon coast family trips, visiting The Goonies filming locations, and bluffing his way into Ecola State Park during the filming of a movie with a very famous actor (Arnold), another shares a honeymoon arrival in Barcelona during the International Women’s Day march that turns into a taxi nightmare; and finally, a spring break trip to Delaware goes completely off the rails with missing linens, a beach bomb warning, and a box truck accident. Want to submit your family trips story for our next listener episode? Or send a question in to Seth and Josh? Submit your voicemail to speakpipe.com/familytripspod! Watch more Family Trips episodes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlqYOfxU_jQem4_NRJPM8_wLBrEEQ17B6 ------------------------- Support our sponsors: Yahoo Stress less with Planner from Yahoo mail Shipt Go to https://Shipt.com/offer and Use code ""podcast"" to get a year of Shipt for only $49 – HALF OFF the regular $99 price. Terms apply Butcherbox As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/trips -------------------------Family Trips is produced by Rabbit Grin Productions. Theme song written and performed by Jeff Tweedy. ------------------------- About the Show: Lifelong brothers Seth Meyers and Josh Meyers ask guests to relive childhood memories, unforgettable family trips, and other disasters! New Episodes of Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers are available every Tuesday. ------------------------- Executive Producers: Rob Holysz, Jeph Porter, Natalie Holysz Creative Producer: Sam Skelton Coordinating Producer: Derek Johnson Video Editor: Josh Windisch Mix & Master: Josh Windisch Episode Artwork: Analise Jorgensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Family Chips Brothers Hey Pashi Hey Sufi If it looks like I've been crying It's because I've been crying a little bit Oh no No, it's good crying I just watched that

I just watched that Birthday video you sent me Oh yeah With your friend We talked about this before But yeah I saw it And it's incredible

I mean obviously We've established. The reason Josh sings a song at the end of these is because Josh has always sung a song at our get-togethers with friends. But this was above and beyond, the fact that you taught everybody different parts of the best song in Les Mis.

Yeah, one day more, but this was one drink more for your friend Molly. And it was incredible. But you sent me a video, obviously it was from different cameras, different phones. Who edited it together? My dear friend Alex Gorosh, who is our director over at California Now.

Gotcha. And so any of the stuff that we do on location there, he's our shooter. And he's just a great director. We've worked together on a lot of stuff through the years. And he compiled sort of all the different phone videos. He edited it together with the best shots. He laid in the subtitles. So if you aren't picking up the lyrics, they're right there for you.

And yeah, I watched it yesterday. And he was like, hey, is this okay? Like, do you have any notes? And I was also crying. And I was like, no, no, no notes. It's something else. It really speaks to, I want to cry again. It speaks to the kind of friend.

you are to people posh. Yeah. Well, I was... Not a lot of people get... An expression of... You're a one of one, Posh. No, Sufi, thank you. It was my honor to do it.

And I was so... You know, I have talked about it here, but I was so delighted that everyone jumped on board and people rehearsed. their parts on their own. Yeah, that part was amazing. And I will say, and I don't know if I said this before, but we had a rehearsal.

We were up in Ohio for this birthday party, and we were staying at this great hotel. And McKenzie and I had this little patio that we hadn't used at all. And people were like, are we going to have a rehearsal? And I was like, I don't know when it's going to work out to have a rehearsal. And there were a couple people who had solos,

and they were, kind of clamoring for it. And then there was a little gap in the afternoon. It was like 4.30. And I could tell some people were like going to go take a little nap before the evening kicked off. It was a seven o'clock cocktail hour, eight o'clock dinner. And I was in the pool and got a sense that Molly was going to take a nap. And I was like, all right, six o'clock rehearsal in our room. And we probably had 20 people piled into our little patio and I was like let's just be quiet but people couldn't be quiet. Yeah it's a very hard song to be quiet for. Yeah and rehearsal was so fun and every like first time through people were great like and I was like do we do it again and people said yeah let's do it. So yeah. I also

I mean it is I it might be my favorite Broadway song of all time. It is also a song that I sing full-throatedly when the Steelers extend their season. Yeah. It's that. It leads up when we go away for our sort of our fantasy football draft weekend. It's typically like a one day more text goes out the day before we all get there. It is a true rallying call. Yeah.

I remember once there was some sort of event at my apartment. It was before Alexei and I were married. and she was hosting our family and there was a lot going on. I don't think you were there, but dad was there, mom was there, and the Steelers were, if they lost, they were out. And I remember just they were losing by a lot and then they beat maybe the Packers. But I remember like bringing mom and dad into my bedroom and closing the door and soft singing one day more. It's nice that you say such nice things about me.

And because also when I first talked about Ohai on this, on the pod, it was for a listener episode. And you were not there for, it wasn't a listener episode. I was an intro to the episode that McKenzie was in. Oh, right. And I had to record a solo intro. And McKenzie was very worried about, you know, am I going to sound okay on the show? Am I going to look okay? Like she was, you know, just, it's not what she does.

So she was a bit unsettled and she was worried about the episode coming out. And then, you know, it comes out and she's great. She's so charming. Very great. And, you know me. I'm not a big comment person, but. You don't like the comments. The comment section is not for you.

I don't like, I don't want to engage with it too much because then it makes me self-conscious. And like, I think the, I think choosing to not engage. with the comment section is a very healthy choice. I was not being judgmental. Yeah, I mean, I like that people are commenting and occasionally, you know, there might be cause to go in, but McKenzie starts reading comments and she sends me one about the solo intro,

and apparently I was pretty ornery in the morning. I dropped it, so, and McKenzie's like, if you need to do a solo intro, maybe I should do it with you. Maybe just to like calm you down a little. Because I told the story about, you know, me and Devin where people play golf. A little bit of a Karen. Yeah.

So I'll read this review. But I was mad that this like fancy golf course that I paid a lot of money to play, there were two fivesomes in front of me and Devin. And for the uninitiated, a five-sum is sort of a bit of a no-no, correct? It's definitely, it's against. the rules and if we've also established i think this is not a gray area this is uh no it's it's hard yeah it's hard and fast and you know we also we talk about games and rules and uh we like rules we like rules are an incredible part an incredibly vital part to a functioning society yeah but

t g weiss 67 uh wrote of me and my intro i love you guys but wow josh is a real karen Tadletail complainer. Just be direct and ask if you can move in front of the fivesomes. Quite whiny, passive-aggressive. I hate to call them out, but it did feel a little lame. Wow. I would say no punches pulled by DG-74 or whatever it was. Yeah, T.G. Weiss, 67.

I hear you, T.G. Weiss. I will say we did say, hey, can we go through? And the fivesome in front was like, well, there's a fivesome in front of us, too. Which doesn't really. And I'm not looking to get in a fight on the golf course. I just lodged a complaint with the pro shop. And, yeah. Well, I personally don't think that you are a Karen in this case.

Thank you. I would also say, yeah, I don't know what I would do. I probably would have just been like, all right, I guess this is a sign we should go home. Yeah, but we really wanted to play this golf course. And we could have driven around them, but then you miss three holes. And we weren't there to play 15 holes of golf. Right, right, right. It probably cost us 45 minutes on our day.

I'm sorry, bud. Pool's head. That's okay. I've rallied back. You've rallied back. But I think the important thing is no solo intros for old poshi. That's when he takes out his axe and grinds it. I just sort of write some quick notes.

I'm like, what's been happening in my life that I can talk about? And yeah, I was rattling through them and I guess I got my hackles up, so. Yeah. Well, it's good to know. Good to know. Hey, we're going to take a quick break and hear from some of our sponsors.

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That's shipt.com slash offer. Terms apply. Well, this is very exciting. It's time for stories from listeners. Yeah, I hope they're not stories about me being a Karen. No, no, but we did say to our listeners, send in a story where you behaved as badly as Josh did on the golf course. It's not true.

Yeah, this is no Karen's. But we do have stories. We love listening to them. And we're very lucky to have Sam here, a producer, who's going to roll them for us. All right. So let us hear our first one, Sam. Hi, Josh and Seth.

This is Andrew from Oregon. As a foreign service officer living overseas, I've enjoyed the show's nostalgic focus on memories from a particular time in America, when travel was basically road trips and boardwalks and backseat bingo. Here's my story. I grew up in Oregon, which in part means two things.

We all go to the Oregon coast on vacation. We don't call it the beach. It's not warm enough. And we all have an encyclopedic knowledge of the movies filmed at the coast. For example, short circuit and point break. The second point is important in my family because my dad grew up in Astoria, the location of the most famous Oregon film, The Goonies.

Released in 1985, the Goonies was a sort of backdrop for our family trips to Astoria for a few reasons. including my grandma's long-standing but unverified claim that she had been an extra in one of the downtown Astoria's scenes, only to be left on the cutting room floor. Most of our yearly road trips to Astoria included visits to the jail of the Fratelli's escape from at the start of the movie, Mikey's Victorian-style house on the hill, and scenic bluffs overlooking haystack row. With us pretending we were looking through a stone skull to identify the location of one-eyed Willie's treasure. One of our yearly stops was actually just south at Echola State Park near Cannon Beach. The Colostate Park stretches for nine miles along some of the most beautiful coastline in Oregon. Once explored by Lewis and Clark in search of a beached whale, the park is sweeping views of the misty coastline, including the famous haystack.

On one visit, which included my visiting aunt, uncle, and cousins from Illinois, my dad aimed the Dodge Ram van up the hill towardicola and our favorite viewpoint. The Oregon coast is not warm. even in summer. Most people don't swim without a wetsuit and rolled up jeans for tide pulling and hoodies are the uniform. Reaching a good viewpoint on a sunny day, which it was, especially with out-of-town visitors, is kind of the unicorn of Oregon Coast activities. As an important aside, let me say that my dad was a lawyer who made his living dissecting local ordinances, and my uncle, an aerospace engineer, happened to be pretty buffed due to bodybuilding during the youth. As we reached the entrance to the park, we were stopped by a young

Boy Scout, which was unusual. My dad rolled down his window and the kid politely told us that the park was closed for the day due to the filming of a movie. A movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. We were equal parts frustrated and thrilled. We had family to impress on one of the few sunny days at the coast, and Arnold was in town. Family memories diverge at this point. Some say my dad looked down his nose at the poor Peach Fuzz face boy and said, son, I'm an attorney registered with the Oregon Bar Association. I know for a fact you cannot block entry into a public state park. Others say my dad looked at the boy, looked at my uncle, and said, son, this man here is a stunt double for Mr. Schwarzenegger, and he needs access to the set right away. Whatever he said,

the Boy Scout shrunk back and led us through. We somehow found parking spot amid a swarm of legitimate extras and quickly blended into the background of what appeared to be a school carnival scene. We were captivated as the Austrian oak stood at the center of action. actors, cameras, lighting, and to the disbelief of my mom, an assistant whose only job appeared to be to hold an umbrella over Arnold's head. As Oregonians, we generally avoid umbrellas in favor of raincoats. But the idea of using an umbrella, really a parasol, to avoid the famously meek Oregon Coat's son shocked us. Did the Terminator really need an umbrella in a 70-degree day? My mom wondered aloud. We had stumbled upon kindergarten cop in which Arnold

plays John Kimball, a hard-poiled LAPD detective, who goes undercover. as a kindergarten teacher in small town Astoria and catch the bad guy. It of course became one of our family favorites, both because it was filmed in Astoria and because we like to think we might spot ourselves in the background. Our trips to Astoria, Cannon Beach, and nearby seaside

where you can still find Pronto Popcorn Dogs, agate shops, and bumper cars are some of my best memories growing up. Your show reminds me of that feeling. A feeling I hope I'm sharing with my children when we take them home over the summer from where we're living overseas to Oregon. Mine is Arnold, of course.

Thanks for the awesome podcast. That was just a fantastic story. Thank you, Andrew. I think I've been to that park. The Oregon Coast, if you've never been, is just jaw-dropping. It's beautiful. It's so rugged. And then to add on top of that, Arnold.

Yeah. Well, umbrella. The two sons. Somebody get my umbrella to protect me from the Oregon sun. I will go swimming later Where's my wetsuit This is a tiny wetsuit How am I supposed to fill into this

Two wetsuits for major muscles This one wetsuit Is good enough for me Later I'm going to go to the The police station where they got away No way They shot goonies here Here's where they shot

Goonies with Joey pants Norway also short circuit the mama from Tomama from the train

these are other Fitelli's in the movie John Matusack he was an NFL player he was junk Goonies I mean

about a movie that holds up. Yeah. I haven't seen Goonies in a while, but you got kids, so you were watching some Goonies. Well, I was on a plane, and we've talked about this sensation, where somebody, like, a row up and one, like, the aisle across one row up was watching Goonies, and I was just, like, watching them watch Goonies. Yeah. Because it didn't seem like I should watch Goonies on a plane.

But then at some point, I'm like, I don't just watch Goonies. And first of all, it's not. beautiful that movie like because again it does take place in the most beautiful place yeah for me you know know i like a rainy sort of like uh yeah mossy i like everything to look a little like soft yeah big trees going on up there i got that old growth bocuni is genuinely scary uh genuinely uh moving uh great great movie and uh a fun what Josh Brolin, a young Josh Brolin is the older brother. You know what?

Movie I think I've maybe never seen. What's that? Is kindergarten cop. I have never seen kindergarten cop. I feel like it felt too young for us when it came out. Definitely was. And so it's like, I don't know. But I bet it's really fun.

I can do one line from it. Oh, yeah? Well, can you? Do you... Is it... You got it. I know you got this. No, it's not...

It's not a tumor. It is, it's not a tumor. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's a kid in the kindergarten. I only know it from the trailer. Yeah. But... It's not a tumor!

Yeah, all right, well... Sorry, I delivered it so questionably. Yeah, no, you've got to believe in yourself. Yeah. I remember we were at our grandmother... grandmother Addie's house in Marblehead, New Hampshire, and the Witches of Eastwick was being shot. Oh, yeah. And I remember, like, Cher walking by. Yeah. And we saw, like, a couple people. And it is, like, it's so exciting, or it was so exciting to see a celebrity and be like, what's being shot here?

And to stumble upon, like, to be going somewhere and then all of a sudden have a turn into, like, Oh, no, Arnold Schwarzenegger is here. That's... I'm going to tell you, I'll do you one better. I'm... I have a talk show. I meet celebrities every day. When I walked on the street in New York City

and they're filming a movie, I'm always like, oh, there's a movie. I was like, oh, my God. Oh, hey, any celebs? Anybody see any celebs? Like, it's like, you just feel like you're stealing... I don't know. Like, you're just like, it's like free showbiz.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a great park. I'm confident I've been there. And really, I feel like kindergarten cop is maybe one that you could watch with your kids. I, another, a book that takes place up in logging country, maybe top five Sufi book is sometimes a great notion by Ken Keezy. And it was a movie with Paul Newman that is impossible to find.

And there was a clip of. of it, Ethan Hawk did this fantastic documentary about Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. And there was a clip of it in the movie. And I actually wrote Ethan and said, you know, I've been trying to see that movie for years. It's so hard to find. And I then followed up and said, I've heard it's not great.

And he said, it's way better than you've heard. And there's one of the great movie scenes of all time. So that's kind of continues to be my like, I don't know, my white whale of a movie that I'm dying to see. Yeah. There's a very, there's a, one of the most haunting sections ever in that book. Yeah. Which I'm going to now.

But also like, that book jumps narrators like paragraph to paragraph. You, it's not, you can't be super casual in reading it. But if you put in the time, it sort of pays you back dividends. It is one of those, not to not to get into turn this into late night lit, but it, it's, it's, It's a very challenging book that pays off. Like, once you figure out what's going on, everything, you know, nothing has been written to confuse you. Right.

It is, it's all purposeable. And, you know, I'm in a book club. I'm not ashamed about that. We're reading Sound in the Fury by William Faulkner. Mm-hmm. Another one that is just impenetrable off the jump. Just an impenetrable narrator. I think it's just like, I had to like read.

There's like nine. different timelines in the first chapter nine you know just moments in time and you're like this is and then as you read it's four chapters by the fourth section you cannot put it down because you're like oh i understand everything now yeah i get what everything's not dissimilar to like the wire is like totally so it's like it's like it's like i don't know and then it's when pieces start connecting it's like oh no no this is yep yep no everything they've done this entire time has been for a reason yeah Well, thank you, Andrew. I hope you guys are still. Thank you for your work. And the Foreign Service as well. Yeah. Keep looking out.

Thanks for looking out. Yeah. We got another story, Sam. Hi, my name is Brandy Graf. I'm from Anchorage, Alaska. And in 2019, my husband and I went to Barcelona for our honeymoon. At the time, we were living in Boise, Idaho, and it took over 24 hours to get from Idaho to Spain. By the time we landed, we were a little exhausted and overwhelmed, especially trying to figure out how to get from the airport to our Airbnb.

Someone at the airport was really helpful and pointed us to an underground subway and told us exactly what stopped to get off on. We start heading down to the subway and it felt like endless stairs. It was like we were going into the depths of the earth. We finally get on the train with all of our luggage. I definitely do not pack lightly, and we ride for a while, completely exhausted, but also excited to get to our place and finally get some sleep. We get off at our stop, as we were told, and we cannot find a way out. We're wandering around this underground platform, looking at all the stairs, trying to figure out how we actually get to the street level. We finally find the right stairs, and as we're walking,

up, I can see the night sky, and I'm so relieved to see open air. I'm thinking, okay, we're close, we're almost there, we can finally go and relax. But then I start hearing noise, like a lot of noise, a huge crowd of people. We get to the top of the stairs and the streets are flooded with people. There are signs and chanting and singing. And what looks like, like a full-on parade. And that's when I realized we've come up right in the middle of the International Women's Day March in Barcelona, which I later learn is one of the largest in the world. So here we are dragging our very heavy luggage, which everyone told us not to pack, over Calablastone streets, trying to weave through this massive crowd and not bump into anyone

or get in the way. And at one point, we literally have to cross the street in front of the parade. Eventually, a taxi driver pulls over. Well, wasn't pulled over. They were just there. We come across them and ask where we're going and if he can take us there. Again, we're relieved, like, here we go. Maybe they can get us where we need to go.

And my map is still showing we're like two miles from the Airbnb. be. We hop in and then we don't move at all, like not even a single foot. The place is so packed with people that our car can't even move an inch. We sit there for about 15 minutes and don't go anywhere. Finally, the driver turns to us and is like, well, sorry, this is as far as I can take you and charges us 15 euros for that. We end up walking the rest of the way to the Airbnb. And thankfully, our host was incredible. He was waiting outside for us to make sure that we found our way.

He had a bottle of wine ready and we got to our room. The whole time I had such a brave face on, but as soon as we shut the door, I broke down crying. We drank the entire bottle of wine and we got, you know, 12 hours of sleep and had an amazing rest of the trip. Everything was flawless after that. And I wouldn't change a single minute. That is fantastic. Now posh, do you think the taxi driver was like, I'm going to be sitting in traffic anyway?

Like, I might as well pick up a fare. If someone's willing to, you know, get in. Yeah. I also think, like, it might have been worth 15 euros to sit for a half an hour and have your luggage taking care of instead of having to stand and being jostled yeah i mean i don't think it's uh i don't think it's uh i don't think it's really a great service that that taxi driver no we don't want to make him he's he wouldn't want to make him the hero or anything yeah um but yeah coming up against a parade i imagine when they said they had to cross right in front of it

it's that sort of uh running in front of a approaching train kind of a vibe yeah um because if the head of the snake of a parade is coming your way and you've got to pull luggage in front of it. You know what they call International Women's Day Parade in Spain? What's that? The running of the girls. Now, as the dude, I feel like when you're in the middle of a Women's Day Parade, are you like, do I help my wife with her luggage? Or like, is that, like, is that, you know what I mean?

Is that the patriarchy? Do I like, is the night thing you make her? I told her not to pack this much. Or is it like we're equals? She's got to carry her luggage. I carry my luggage. I would definitely be like, I don't know what way to play this.

Yeah. It is, do you got, when you travel, I imagine you rarely are checking luggage. We almost never check. Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the nice things about our, by the way, there's almost nothing nice about this.

But, you know, now that our kids, we're buying full. plane tickets for our kids, right? I think they're only free until they're two years old. But you have, like at this point, you have the luggage allowance for five people. Right. Mm-hmm. So.

Yeah. That which is not bad. But it's so, like, I'm very much like, if McKenzie's checking, then I'm like, all right, then I'll bring my check bag to. Yeah. But then, yeah, I, you know, we know some people who are old school checkers, like Andrew Moskos, I remember.

Yeah. But he also thinks like being at the airport as part of the vacation. So he don't want to be like rolling around a suitcase thing, and now I go shopping. Yeah. This also, this friend of ours, Andrew Moskos, has a theory that if you've never missed a plane, then you're getting to the airport too early. And his wife is like, I never want to miss a plane. Like, nobody wants to miss a plane. Yeah.

Also, like, I missed one flight one time and was like, it completely changed. the way I operated, whereas he's like, write a passage. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm glad that Brandy's take is that she wouldn't have changed a thing. I think it is those, you know, those gauntlets that you have to go through, those trials that make the rest of a trip like that so much sweeter. I hope it was the bump in the road and the rest of it was smooth sailing. And I think if he had been with you, Arnold would have said,

15 euros for not for this. This is the vibe. We've only got a few blocks. Really good, Sufi. You've really been. Thank you, buddy. I wanted to wait until you forgot that was part of this episode. Yeah.

Oh no, it's a parade. Oh, no. Go back down the stairs. I will say, like horror movie nightmare style being in a foreign subway where I don't know how to get out. Oh, yeah. That like feels like, I mean,

our buddy Jordan P.L. should just make a fucking movie where somebody gets on a subway in a foreign country and then gets out at the end of the line and it's just like, I mean, that's kind of what the, us, you know, where they just like go down like, yeah, stairs, stairs and stairs.

Yeah. I was going to say, We almost had Arnold on the pod, but it didn't work out timing-wise. He had a book a couple years ago. But we would love to have him on, and we would love to see. I had the times old's wrong. I thought it was Eastern time and it was Pacific. I miss a family trips.

All so many good stuff. So it turns out, Sufi, we both do very good impressions of California governors. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Good way of looking at it. Yeah. Finally.

And also, there's only one of him, so it's not like when you do an Australian impression and a whole fucking country's mad at you. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there are other Austrians. Yeah, but I feel like...

Do you think they all sound like him? Do you ever heard Bill Burr's bit? Bill Burr has a great bit, which was like... Like, he pulled off the hardest... Like, a guy born in Austria, like, became a weightlifting star, then a movie star, than the governor of Galluport.

Just like, like that it's the most impressive act that anyone has ever accomplished. And he's not wrong. He's not wrong. Yeah. No doubt about it. Hey, we're going to take a quick break

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And we usually would go to Florida because my grandmother, my dad's mom, lived there and had a house, and we would go stay with her for spring break and just swim and, you know, hang out. rollerblade it was the 90s so rollerblading um but for whatever reason one year we decided we were going to go to a different place for spring break and we had some family in the maryland delaware area so we were like going to go down there for you know change it up so we rented a condo um on the beach and um it was just like a small condo simple rent on the beach so we rented a condo um it was just like a small condo simple rent on the beach So we could go to the beach and hang out. We get to the condo.

We drove down from Vermont. We get to the condo. And there's no sheets or pillowcases or towels anywhere in the entire house. So apparently we were supposed to bring that stuff with us, which we didn't know, whether it was an oversight on our part. I have no idea. But we didn't have any sheets or towels or anything like that. So we go to like Walmart or Kmart, buy some towels, buy some sheets,

pillowcases so we can have something to use while we're there. And to preface, my mom really didn't want to do this trip, I don't think. And my dad was like, it'll be great. So that's like strike one for the trip so far. And then the idea of staying in the condo on the beach was that we could just go down to the beach and it was somewhere that we could walk from our condo. And then we get a notification from the condo association that there's some sort of like wartime relic being dug up from the beach that washed up and could potentially explode. So there's like a bomb warning down on the beach and the whole entire beach is closed for the duration of however long it takes them to dig that up and get like the bomb squad and whatever. So now we are no beach,

No towels, no sheets or pillowcases. So, you know, the trip goes on and we're trying to find stuff to do because, you know, we can't go to the beach. So we're trying to find stuff to do in the area, driving around in our suburban. And all of a sudden we get rear-ended so hard in traffic by a box truck. And like all of us slam forward, like whiplash. The truck tries to pull away. and leave the scene of the crime. And my dad, who is probably the most passive man I know,

like to make him, I've probably seen him mad like three times in my life and this was one of them. My dad gets out of the car, runs up to the box truck and like hops up on the side and is like, you're not going anywhere. And we're in the middle of traffic in Delaware. Like, what's dad doing? And so anyway, the truck did not leave. The police came. You know, we did the whole thing.

So now our car is bent so that we can't open the trunk anymore. And we all have whiplash. And we like go back to our condo where we don't have sheets or towels and we can't go to the beach. And I'm pretty sure, if I remember correctly, like I was fairly young at this time, but I'm pretty sure we ended up going home early because we were just like, let's cut our losses. drive back to Vermont. But it does make for a good story, and I do think my mom likes to rag on my dad because she was like, I told you so, we shouldn't have done that.

But anyway, it was a great story to be able to tell and look back and laugh at it because in the end, you know, none of it was a huge deal at all. Love listening to the pod. I love hearing the call-in stories of people and quiet army. Righteous kill. Right. Just kill. Fantastic.

And I kind of like the thesis of our pod when we started, which was how memorable a great way, how memorably great a bad vacation is. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's one that's going to stick with you. That's a comedy of errors. A dad jumping on the side of a box truck is pretty good. Yeah, a mild-mannered dad.

Now, our dad is not mild-mannered, and I could see him jumping up on the side of a box truck. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would just be, like, Tuesday. Yeah. I think we've talked about it, but there was... We were at Skipple Airport in Amsterdam,

and there was, like, a long line to, like, check luggage, and two business guys walked by... to, like, the front of the line. And according to dad, They were acting like they were like misunderstood where the line was. And then since they were at the front of it, they just tried to kind of weasel their way in. And dad stepped out a line and pointed at them and said, hey, you. Get in the back.

And they were, and then they kind of like started doing, they started like speaking Dutch. And he's like, you speak English. You speak English. And he wasn't wrong. I mean, there's no businessmen in Holland that don't speak English. So dad was like, fuck, you don't die. I know you. Yeah.

Really good. Every part about that was just fantastic. Going home early from a trip, I think, is, I think that's allowed. I think that's pretty cool. Yeah, sometimes it's the right call. She's like, let's get out of here. How are you going to put it back together once the pieces are that? It's also like, hey, everybody's ready to love home?

Everybody love home now? Let's go. Also, like, if you get home, if you get home and you still have, say, two days of vacation time, that it's like, you do whatever you want to do. Like, if we want to go out, go get pizza, we want to just go to the movies. Like, we're still on vacation, but we're here. Yeah, very, very, very allowed. I also think I like that observation that the mom, her mom likes that trip because she can still bust on the dad for it.

Yeah. So I'm so. So I screwed up so bad, Posh, which is, you know, stand up one week and a month. Yep. Book Denver on a Friday. Said to my agent, hey, try to find me something close enough. He's like, you want to go to Albuquerque? I'm like, great, I'll go to Albuquerque.

It's the Saturday before Mother's Day. I know Albuquerque go there all the time because that's where my wife's from. There's no way to get back in time for Mother's Day. It's a fucking hardest place in the world to get back from. Saturday, like, oh, Saturday and then Sunday morning. So now Sunday it's Mother's Day. And like, even if I bust ass and get the first flight out, got to connect, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.

And I own this and it is totally my fault and I feel great shame about it. However, I do secretly think the best Mother's Day gift I can give her is something to complain about. Like, where she's unimpedicably, when I say complain, like, where she's unimpeachably in the right. You know what I mean? Sure. Like, this is not a complaint where, like, you know, she's not. she's right like i've given her right and there's no uh there's no like oh well you were off making money that supports our family oh huh cut that part out sam i got this nice cut that part

right out sam but then maybe posha and i'll reconnect on that later yeah that's tough we were uh i was gonna maybe try to go home for Mother's Day this year, but I got a buddy's 40th that weekend, and it's a big we're going away. But I'm going to see them shortly thereafter. You got to write a huge fucking musical number for it. Mom will understand,

and I'm going to see her nine days later or so. Nice. Yeah. All right. That's a great story, Samantha. Thanks, as always, for those fantastic stories. It is, you know, one of our nicest parts of our week. to listen.

Yeah, great stories, great details in those stories. The story's in the details. And, you know, a box truck helps you sort of visualize it. Yeah. The International Women's Day March. It's Arnold with the parasol. Yeah. I got hit once.

I got rear-ended by a bag truck once. I think we should probably wrap this up. I think I've lost my mind. Oh, wait. Should we wrap it up? Or should Arnold wrap this one? know. Time was thank you for listening

everybody. There was a back truck. They put the beer on the back on the wheels. All right. Love you, Paji. Thanks, everybody. Love you, Sufi.

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