Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers - Family Trips: Live! In Boston with Tiffany Haddish

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

This week on the pod, Seth and Josh take Family Trips live to Boston and welcome Tiffany Haddish! Tiffany shares her unforgettable experience spending four days in a completely dark cave retreat, including eating, bathing, and exercising in total darkness before an emotional blindfolded return to the outside world. She also talks about traveling with strangers through Groupon trips to places like China, Japan, Bermuda, and Victoria Island, and plans for a comedians’ girls trip to Mallorca. Plus, Tiffany recounts bungee jumping over the Zambezi River, visiting Auckland to see a rugby player, her DIY YouTube adventures, and her thoughts on aliens and the Grand Canyon. Watch this episode on the Family Trips YouTube or Spotify, or listen wherever you get your podcasts! 00:00 Introduction with Seth Meyers and Josh Meyers 02:02 Boston Live Show Intro 05:56 Myers Brothers Boston Memories 15:00 Introducing Tiffany Haddish 18:47 Four Days in Darkness 30:48 Groupon Group Trips 40:13 Aliens and Grand Canyon Giants 51:16 Mallorca Girls Trip Plans 55:04 Bungee Jump in Zimbabwe 01:00:02 Eritrean Roots and Hawaii Trips 01:08:28 Grand Canyon Bits 01:13:28 Eclipse Regrets 01:19:06 Puerto Rico Iguana 01:34:01 Final Thanks and Song Watch more Family Trips episodes: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlqYOfxU_jQem4_NRJPM8_wLBrEEQ17B6 Support our sponsors: Avocado Mattress Find an Avocado near you or shop online at https://AvocadoGreenMattress.com/ TRIPS — and check out their mattress and bedding sale! Cologuard If you're 45 or older and at average risk, talk to your healthcare provider about screening for colon cancer and ask if Cologuard Plus could be right for you. You can also request a Cologuard prescription online today at https://Cologuard.com Hims Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/trips to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Family Trips is produced by Rabbit Grin Productions. Theme song written and performed by Jeff Tweedy. About the Show: Lifelong brothers Seth Meyers and Josh Meyers ask guests to relive childhood memories, unforgettable family trips, and other disasters! New Episodes of Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers are available every Tuesday. Executive Producers: Rob Holysz, Jeph Porter, Natalie Holysz Creative Producer: Sam Skelton Coordinating Producer: Derek Johnson Video Editor: Josh Windisch Mix & Master: Josh Windisch Episode Artwork: Analise Jorgensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is the second episode we did on the road. Back-to-back nights, this one in Boston. Yeah, our producer Jeff drove us from place to place. Shout up to Jeff. Shout up to Jeff. Real yeomen's work to get us there, get us to the church on time. Jeff was very funny in the car and kept saying I was stealing his jokes. Not really, not wrong.

You didn't steal one, like, he said it, and then you said it and recorded it, and I think posted it, which is, yeah, that's joke. That's joke stealing. I mean, but that's producing. I guess. I'm giving him credit on the pod. I don't know where else to give him credit. Okay, yeah, no, fair enough. I could not believe our guest took a red eye to.

of Austin to do this show with us. I thought she was coming out east anyway and was like, oh, I'm coming out. I'll come out early, you know, as a favor to the Myers Brothers. Yeah, you know, because of looking at your app or however you're watching this, the Tiffany Haddish is our guest. So she took a red eye. She landed the morning of the show. And then the next morning she left at 6 a.m. to fly to Seattle to go do stand-up.

She left before we were awake. Yeah. Huge kudos to her. And also in the course of our interview with her, we failed to mention all of the projects she has coming out, which is, I think, part of why she wanted to do our show. Never not working. Yeah, never not working. So Tiffany has Haunted Heist, which is available right now. You can rent that on YouTube, on Prime Video, on Apple TV.

And then she's got a couple projects that are about to come out. She's got the girl in the river, which is very exciting. And then she's got the deputy with William H. Macy. Very exciting. And I mean, just if you blink, there's probably going to be two or three more Tiffany Haddish projects that are about to come out. She's one of the all-time grades. She's also just a – she's a light. She's a good person.

She's so genuinely funny. But really spending time with her, like, the takeaway is just her warmth. and it comes across. Yeah. And also, just I'll let you know real quick also. After we recorded this episode, I had a bunch of friends from growing up who were around. McKenzie was there. We had this little sort of side room set aside to have some drinks with our buddies afterwards.

It's maybe 10 o'clock, 10.30. And Tiffany's like, got to get picked up at 6 in the morning. And she's like, no, I want to come talk to these people. And was just, yeah, as gracious a person as I've ever encountered. And man, we love her. And she's great. By the way, I think if we had her on a third time, we wouldn't even come close to scratching the surface of the trip she's been on.

Yeah, true. True that. Please enjoy it, everybody. And thanks to everybody who showed up in Boston. And thanks to City Winery. They were amazing. Family trips with the mice brothers with a mile. Hello.

Thank you, everybody. We are the Myers Brothers. And this is our second live show, and we didn't know how they were going to go, and it's just been so exciting to have, you know, to sell it out and to be in a full house. So we're just so excited about this, and thank you so much for being here.

Yeah, yeah. We do, we love Boston. Boston was like the town for us when we were going to go do something exciting. It's also the town for Ben Affleck. That's why they made a movie about it called The Town. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

But this is like, this is where we would come. We saw great theater here growing up. We'd come in for Red Sox games. We're from Southern New Hampshire. We grew up in bed for New Hampshire. There we go. And I will say, I think, you know, again, you grow up in New Hampshire, and you get the Boston Globe, and you get Boston TV stations, and you root for Boston sports teams, and you feel like you're from Boston. And I will say, no offense to any Boston person here.

You don't consider where we're from Boston. Yeah, definitely don't. I remember once being at a charity fundraiser, and I was talking to one of the Walbergs, not Mark. If it was Mark, I would have said. It was one of the... You know, there's a lot of Walbergs.

There's a lot out. And I remember we were talking, and the Walberg said to me, are you from Boston? And I said, oh, I'm from Southern New Hampshire. And then they said, uh, so no. I think that's... That tells you a lot about people from Boston.

Yeah, in general. Yeah. And we also, uh, Our mother's from Marblehead. Yeah, so that counts. A lot of connection to the area. Yeah, we've got family in Salem. Also, tomorrow I'm going to go on an Airbnb experience.

A sunset sailboat ride in Salem Harbor, which our uncle used to have a sailboat. We used to go out there. And I'm going to go out there with like 11 friends and family, and it's going to be great. And yeah, thank you, Airbnb for that. I think I knew I wasn't going to be a man of the sea. from those trips with our uncle Eric who had a beautiful sailboat because all I looked forward to was we were allowed to like bring one soda of our choice and so I remember the whole all I would think the whole time around the boat is like

orange crush orange crush orange crush orange crush and that was the same thing with camping and I think as I've grown into an adult you know no camping no boats yeah I'll still put down an orange crush every once in a while you're not super adventurous I am not super adventurous thank you thank you for saying that I will say this, I did not think this was very adventurous. We talked about this on the podcast because I brought my son Ash to Boston in April, and we went on a duck boat ride, which was fantastic. Yeah.

I mean, the duck boats, give it up for the duck boats. But there was a lot of, there was a real cocky air on the duck boat from our guide about the fact that there had never been, a duck boat had never sank. No incidents. Weeks later. Weeks later, a duck boat goes ass over tea kettle. Yeah. Just had one bad flipper.

Yeah, exactly, by the way, exactly the place that you most fear would happen is where it happened. But fortunately, nobody was hurt at the duckboat. Although I didn't fully Google that. Yeah, no, no, no. You don't. You just stop. Either nobody was hurt or rest in peace.

We'll make an edit when we do the final one, we air this. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. We used to come to Boston all the time. We used to come to see shows. The first time we saw cats was in Boston. We moved here. The day we moved here, we flew from Michigan,

we landed in Boston, we saw cats. It was sort of like our parents' way of pulling the wool over our eyes that we had left everything that we knew in our life. And it was like, here, look at these cats. Yeah. They didn't even tell us we were moving. They were like, we're going to get on a plane, we're going to go see a show about cats.

We're like, great. And they're like, pack everything you own. Which wasn't a lot. It wasn't a lot. We saw cats. I've told this story before, but marvelous Marvin Hagler, the boxer, was at our show. of cats.

And my dad, our dad, um, thank you. I make this mistake a lot. Um, yeah, I consider him mine, um,

but he said, go ask him to have your playbill signed. And for a long time, I had my, uh, which by the way is a very funny place to have a boxer's autograph. On like a playbill for cats.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like I got Muhammad Ali on, uh, carousel. Uh, but, uh,

We went over and I remember while we were getting it signed, a woman came over to Marvin Hagler and said, my husband says, you're overrated. And he looked up while he was signed and goes, have him come over and say that. And I remember, yeah. Yeah. It's a good ask.

Yeah, good, an ask. Can I say something about, I feel like you had a road trip foul today because we drove. Yeah. We drove from Philly to Boston today. One thing that was interesting is when we're in Philly last night, we were talking, Oh, I should say at the end of this,

we're going to have a microphone, we're going to have somebody bringing it around. At the end of the interview with our guest, we are going to see if anybody here has any questions or if you have a trip story you'd like to share. Josh has something to say about your trip story real quick. Ideally, if you have a trip story, it's a good story. Yeah.

And you're not just like kind of making it up as you go. Just because you went somewhere doesn't make it a good story. Something needed to have happened. Yeah. Something amusing. It's not binary. Don't be sitting here right now being like I either did or didn't go on a trip. It's so much richer.

It has to be richer than that. Right. And like a minute, 90 seconds, like you're not going to get eight minutes. So think about that as you're thinking about this. And there will be a way to know, a subtle way to know, if it's going on too long, which is Josh will scream time. What was I? Oh, so we were doing the Q&A and somebody in Philly said, my least favorite thing in the world is driving through Connecticut. and everybody applauded.

Like, everybody in Philly. It was a... And don't take this the wrong way, but, like, you know, we grew up in New Hampshire and we thought the worst place to drive was Massachusetts. Like, we never got to Connecticut because we would turn back.

But is this something... Would you guys agree? The Connecticut is the worst place. It's fascinating to me. Also, like, those cops pull you over in Connecticut. They're writing tickets. Yeah, they're ticket writing people. What was the foul of it?

So the foul was, and by the way, look, I have a great amount of respect for your veganism. So. I don't, it doesn't sound like you do, but go ahead. But like, part of a road trip is we had a long drive, right? It was six and a half hours. Like I was trying to find a place that we could stop. We stopped at a really good, well, food, what would you call it? In Parkville and Hartford. Yeah.

It may have been, it's a great. It was a food court. It was a good. It was great. A lot of ethnic foods from all over the world. great. And we got there, and you had stopped in the morning and bought like a vegan hoagie.

Yeah. But like, so you bought a sandwich in Philly, ate it in the car, and then we get to Hartford, and like part of the joy of a road trip is like, let's go eat this interesting food, and you're like, I'm full. I had a, I had a juice. I had a nice juice.

Nobody likes to be with the juice guy. Nobody likes to be. I had no complaints. I also bought you a breakfast sandwich, which you picked at like a weirdo. It was, look, and again, I have nothing but respect for your vegan food. I don't mind vegan food. It was some, it was a weird consistency. It was a weird consistency, yes.

It was like, like, because again, it's that thing of like, I know it's not a sausage. But they're trying to tell you. They know it's not a sausage. But we're going to go through this dance and call it a sausage. So can at least, like, feel like a sausage? You know what I mean? They're working on it. They're working on it.

They're working. They're working on it. It's the best I can say. Again, I look, I mean, again, and hopefully it's coming through in my tone. Nothing. Anything else on your list of something else that I've done wrong? No, I have something, I have a couple of, because we were talking about the last time I was in Boston, I brought my son, two things happened when I brought my son of note, maybe

three. One was we went and saw the Red Sox and they got crushed and it was April when the Red Sox were bad. And it was the first Red Sox gamer brought my son to. And I realized because he'd never been to a game before, he just had this assumption that like, because they, and by the way, a lot of Red Sox fans had this too, that they were bad. So I keep telling him they're good now,

and he's like, not based on what I saw. And I'm like, man, there's been a lot of baseball since then, Ash. That was one thing. Another thing is we were here on Marathon Weekend, which was kind of poorly planned by us. Not, and by the way, it's great to be here for the marathon. The days leading up to the marathon, you just feel bad about yourself every time you're outside

because just packs of fit people are running by. And the one thing that has to be. that was the highlight of my son's entire time in Boston, is a guy, a pack of like 100 people running by, and then a guy turned and went, whoa, Seth Myers! And I went, hey man, and then he turned back around and literally ran into a planter. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, everyone's gonna like that. Except for the guy. Except for the guy. Except a 10-year-old boy, he was like, ah! And then like basically, like, even like during the Red Sox game, I'm like, you've taken in the first Red Sox game, he's like, you think that dude's okay?

Like, that's all I cared about. Um, we have a guest. We have a guest. We have a very exciting guest. We have a very exciting guest. And we love that we haven't told you who this guest is. Yes, we really appreciate that you're here not knowing who the guest is. Yeah.

And we kind of then in a way, it's kind of, we're rewarding you for your faith in us. Yeah. And we love this guest. We love this guest. This person loves to travel. They love trips. One might argue they gave the greatest performance in a film. about trips all time?

Probably. I mean, right up there. Yeah. That film was a girl's trip. The guest is Tiffany Haddish, everybody. Tiffany, we are just, we are still in awe at the fact that you said yes,

we are so grateful, we are in your debt. You are so welcome. And yes, finally a white man on me, something. And now, Tiffany, also, Boston did not immediately agree with you when you landed.

No, as soon as I entered into the Massachusetts airspace, my body started to have a chemical reaction, I think. And as soon as I came off the plane, like my eyes were burning really bad. Then the further, I walked into the airport. Like, it's tears coming out of my eyes. My nose starts swelling. My lips start swelling. My eyes was like, I thought they was going to fall out my head.

By the time I got to the hotel, my eyes were basically, swollen, closed, and the front desk, the lady at the front desk, goes, oh, Miss Haddish, are you okay? And I was like, bitch, I don't know. I can't see shit. Don't ask me to sign nothing. I'm not going to mention the name of our hotel, and everyone there is lovely, but they are not exercising discretion, because we showed up a few hours later, and literally the first thing

the clerk said is like, Tiffany's having a lot of issues with the pollen. Tiffany's having an allergic reaction, and she came in, and it was a thing. Yes, I thought I was going to die. So you claritined up. Yeah, so I took a clarinet. I always traveled with some, like, some claritin. Some drugs. I don't even want to say that after Tuesday.

But I always have claritin. So I took one. And then I was like, okay, let me take a little nap. And then I should feel better. And I took a little nap and I woke up. And I was like, okay, my eyes, I could see a little better. I'm like, let me go outside and do a little walk around. because that's what I do when I go to a new play.

I like to walk around. But like I just walked around a block, like literally just, and it's a little bitty block. I just walked around. I was like, I can't take this anymore. I got to go back inside. Well, we're so, thank you so much. And you did for a moment.

You were worried that it was maybe food you'd been served on the airline. What is the food you're most worried about? I was worried about mushrooms and pineapples. That's what I'm really allergic to. Very hard to sneak that into anything. Yeah, well, I still called the airline. I was like, what the fuck was in that food? And they told me the whole, I was like, I need the whole recipe.

Did y'all use, like, mushroom oil or anything? It's like, no, nothing. Yeah. Well, you did have the, you had the mushroom pineapple chalupa. You were a guest on our podcast, November of 2024. Yeah. In case anyone wants to go back and listen to it, just a fabulous guest. Thank you.

Great stories. When we last spoke, you were about to go into a. cave in Portland, Oregon for four days just you, no one else. What was that like? It was so awesome. First of all, I really got to know me and all my personalities so well. I am so entertaining just by myself. Like, I didn't need brothers and sisters and all that stuff.

I don't know why my mama did that because I'm the funniest. I was having so much fun in the dark all alone. And it's so funny because, you know, You know, I had a couple of friends that did it, and they were like, you know, it can be really, like, uncomfortable at first, but then it's like you get, it feels like you're in the womb after like a day. The first day I was there, I was there, I did it four days. Full dark? Complete darkness. And so what do you, and what is, how do you eat and drink?

Okay, so there's a, there's a hole in the wall, okay? It has a little door on the hole in the wall. And somebody comes every single day. They come for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. and they talk, they shout out to you like, hey, Tiffany, you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm good. Now, I might have been masturbating right when they're like,

ah, shit. That's at my session. Like, but they're like, yeah, I'm good. And they're like, okay, we got your food here. And there's a two-way, like, door. So it has like a little shelf in there. So they open the door. They put the food on there and they close it.

Does light come streaming them and they do that? No, no, because there's another door there. And if I held that door, open maybe when they were putting the food, then it would be light that comes in. But I'm not doing that because I'm in a bathtub enjoying myself. They got this bathtub in there. Now, I don't know what the bathtub looked like on the inside. But it was so crazy because I had to fill around to find the tub, right? So I'm using all my senses. And I turn on the water. I'm like, oh, no, that's cold water. Turn on the hot water. I'm like, okay, that's high water. And then, like, I'm looking for,

I had brought some bath bomb, and I have my suitcase. I'm digging through the suitcase in the dark. And then it's like, you really discover that, like, eyesight is amazing, but also all these other abilities that we have are super dope, too. So I put the bath bomb in there. At least I think, I'm pretty sure it was bath bomb. Might have been a bottle of Claire. It might have been sea salt.

I don't know. No, but I put the bath bomb in there. And then I get in there. and it felt like, I felt like the safest and like, I don't know, I just felt like, just as so much peace. And although I was in complete darkness, like through my eyes, through my heart and my soul, like I felt like I was surrounded in safety and light. Like it felt like like they were had explained like you in your mother's womb. Like there's nothing that can hurt you. And so then it started feeling like when those.

was coming from the outside like Tiffany we have your food how you feeling in there are you okay and I'm like yeah I'm out great time I was exercising in there doing jepa jacks I had wrote now I couldn't write down on paper but in my mind I wrote a monologue okay I might have been talking to myself a lot uh but it's like acting out when you when did you book it for four days because that seems like such an aggressive choice for something you've never done before do some people just do it for one day the first time they try it I don't know I think everybody has to book three days oh well well Okay.

But I booked it for four, and it was so great. I needed that reset. It was like a full, like, factory reset. I didn't have no phone. My phone didn't work in there or nothing. I didn't have no light. There was a little thing. If I wanted light, if I needed some light,

you could push this little button in a little bitty, like, dim light would come on. It was kind of sexy. That's when I was masturbating. What was your... My sister was an evangelist, right? And she's like, oh, the demons. going to come out, you're going to be in that dark, the demons, you're going to be seeing demons and stuff,

because you got sex demons, you got this demon. I said, well, if the demons come, they're going to get played with. They don't want to mess with me in the dark, because I'm going to be the one to get down. She's like, Tiffany, you so, oh, my goodness, I hope God shows up. I said, I hope God shows up, too. I'm going to be in there butt naked waiting for him.

That was really good, too. I didn't have to put, like, I brought a suitcase, and I'm like, what did I even bring this for? I could be butt naked in here the whole time. nobody going to see me. Then I started thinking, dang, what if they got like one of them

night vision cameras in here that I can't see? They're filming everything I'm doing. But this will be a great show. Fuck it. What was your re-entry into the world?

So the re-entry was crazy. So they put this blindfold on you. It's funny because they opened the door, right? And it's like a little bit of lights coming through because the way they had it set up is like you go down these stairs. And there's a, so you go through a door and you go down these stairs

and the stairs lead into a cage. and then there's a door there and it's like that door is the door into the room and that blocks out. Like, by the way, whatever kind of mattress they had in there to sleep on was amazing. Because I slept like a dead body, not even like a baby. Babies wake up.

I slept like a dead body straight. I don't know how many hours but I felt so rejuvenated. That's when I started exercising and talking to myself taking baths. Anyways, when you come out they put the blindfold on you because they're like, you want your eyes to like sleep. adapt to the light or whatever. And they like hand walked me up the stairs.

And they filmed it. They filmed it like when I first took the blindfolds off. I was like, well, like everything, the color of, it made me really emotional. And I thought it had the camera there and I was like, don't cry, bitch. Because it was like, I really got to appreciate everything that got made.

Like to see those trees that, how green they were, the grass that was growing, the way the mountains look, I saw a deer way far away. And also, my vision had improved times 10, probably because I wasn't stressing my eyeballs out for days, right? And it's just like everything, everything was so just gorgeous. And I was like, turn off the fucking camera because I want to cry. And they're like, we got to interview you. And I'm like, oh, I want to do it.

you got to pay me. And wait a minute, I didn't pay for this shit. So they cut all that part out because I stopped talking shit. We did like a little interview, but it was just really made me appreciate God so much more and how beautiful colors are and shapes and how awesome my eyeballs are. And then they took, they were like, okay, now we're going to do this music in the dark. I was like, music in the dark. What the hell is that?

and they took me into this like they had dug a hole in the ground like a silo in the ground and you climb down these like this ladder and there's like all these beautiful pallows all around and they painted the walls all white and so you're in the ground

and there's all these instruments and this is some white people shit I'm telling you. We're not going to be... We've not done it. We're not fend to do no music in the fucking ground. No, no. We'll be above ground. I mean that's most like every Christmas

we would get in the silo go to the body. Like y'all going down into the basement and I don't know. Anyways, we were down there and it was just like make music in the dark so we're in complete darkness again

which I felt very comfortable and even though it was just me and three white dudes which I was like if they try to fuck me I'm getting pregnant by all of them. I was in heat at that point. And that is definitely the start of a movie which is nine months after that.

You calling up three guys and being like, we got to figure out who's this You guys remember the silo? What about if it's the reverse where they see like, I'm all famous and oh, Tiffany's having a baby. And they're like, that's my baby, no, it's my baby, no it's my baby. And then it's like, who's the daddy? I'm like, none of y'all are the daddy. And then like, we all go on more ear or something.

I would love to see men try. I love watching like those like paternity court and where the men are like, no, I know this is my baby. I'm like, oh, I love that because it's not his. And it don't be. It don't. But you can tell by the ears if it's your baby or not. Always by the ears. I could tell.

If you want me to line up your kids and look at it, I could tell. I could tell you. It'd be very funny if you went, you were a doctor and you came in for a DNA paternity test. And you're like, it's actually not. We don't draw blood. We just look at the ears. We just look at the ears. Yeah.

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and I didn't, you know, I'm not such a Comic-Con guy, so I knew that I wanted to have a great place that I could go to get away from sort of the hustle and bustle of the convention, and I found this beautiful little apart. right on Balboa Park. Ooh. I had these great hosts that I saw when I got there and I saw when I left and I did not see them in between at all. I was in this cozy little hideaway.

I had a lovely patio that was all mine. You love a patio. I love a patio. I had a little kitchenette. I had a little table to do some work at. I had a couch that was very comfortable that I could have slept on, but I also had a little bed and a loft. And it just put me in a neighborhood in San Diego that I've never spent any time in. I would get home in the evening, walk around.

I found great restaurants. I found a great record shop. And I just felt like a local, and I was not a local, and it was only possible through Airbnb. It's a wonderful story. If a table is in a kitchenette, can I call it a table at? Sure. Okay, you're going to allow it?

I will allow it. Oh, thank you, Potsie. It was truly exceptional. It's my favorite way to stay in a city that I'm not really familiar with. Well, you know what? On behalf of my brother, who had such a nice trip, thanks Airbnb. Support comes from Boar's Head, you know, in the summer. Very nice. We send our kids off to camp every day. Day camps, but we've got to put a sandwich with them in their backpacks.

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you're proud to pack and they're happy to finish for lunchtime inspiration. Visit borishead.com slash back to school. For Borishead, head to your local deli counter. Did you, I mean, so this is a solo trip and I feel like you take all kinds. Do you have a favorite kind of vacation? Like, is it solo? Is it with a big group of friends? Is it with a big group of family?

Is it with someone you're romantically involved with? Okay, so my favorite. kind of trip is groups. That's why I was so heavy in the Groupon for a long time and I'm still heavy into it. I still do Groupon vacations. I like groups, strangers.

Yeah, because then that's, I usually learn a lot. Groupon is still going, huh? Yeah, I still use it. Hello? You're single-handedly. You went to like China. Yeah, I went to China and Japan

on a Groupon. I went to Hey, y'all laughing, but it was off the chain. It was only $1,400. We got to stay at three and four-star hotels, which I think was two-star hotels, but that's neither here or there. With the exchange rate. I met some very intelligent people. I met an accountant who, an accountant gave me the advice to read the book, The Weekend Millionaire.

And the accountant said, if you're doing movies and you think you're going to make it, you know, when you start making money, buy a piece of property every year for 15 years. And no matter what happens with their career, you'll be successful. can never cancel you or stop you if you have land. You'll be a multimillionaire just even with 10 properties. And now I have like 17. Every time I do a movie, I do. But I'm housing foster kids, so I ain't making no money.

But still. You got those houses. Yeah, I got the property. I got the property. I got, I got, I got. So where else, have you done any other group? I can bail myself out of jail. Any other Groupon trips that you've done?

Yeah, yeah. So I've gone to Catalina Island on a Groupon. I've gone to Victoria Island on a groupon. I've gone to Bermuda on a Groupon. So on those Groupons is do you... I don't quite know how they work. Do you provide the group and they provide the coupon? No, you do not provide the group.

So what you do is you purchase... So basically Groupon buys like a big travel package, right? Gotcha. They're not a sponsor. Let me stress not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. But they're interested. Yeah, they're interested anytime Tiffany's on.

Well, you know. I invested in them. I bought stock in them. When it before fame, it was like 2014, I was like, I'm gonna get me some damn stocking this, because this, I liked this, I was getting my hair done, getting facials, getting pedicures, manicures, don't look at my toes today, because I didn't get one,

because I couldn't find a nail shop. I would get massages. Like, it was my first time getting a professional massage was through a group on. Otherwise, I was getting massages from guys that were like, you seem stressed. Why don't guys do that anymore? I'm fucking really stressed now.

No, no guys like, you know. me to rub your shoulders. Nobody does that anymore because it's like, ah, me too, shit. Anyways. You used to do it all the time. Yeah, it is the silent cost of me too.

Yeah. No more massage. No more free massages. No more free massages. So Bermuda, for example, you go to Bermuda on a Groupon. How big is your group that you're with? Oh, so, okay, so the group on,

the ones I get usually include the plane ticket and the hotel, right? And then there's like activities you can add on to it. So it depends on what you purchase. So I get the group on for the hotel and the plane ticket and I go. And then if I buy the package, that's when you meet all the group, right? That's when you meet the other people. And so if they're taking you like on tours and stuff, it might be 20.

It might be 100. It might be 50. You don't know. Yeah. You just show up. Yeah. And Bermuda's like famously, we actually talked about this last night in our Philly show, but you have to ride mopeds around that island.

Were you riding a moped around? No, darling. I was in a little minivan, darling. Very good, very good. Well, he can't ride a moped either. Yeah, no, I would not want to. I had to ride on the back of Josh's moped. It was real cool.

So it was like you guys were kids again. Yeah, except fully grown. Which makes it a lot less charming. And you were sitting on the back, not the handlebars. No, I was sitting on the back with the bag. big old dumb helmet. Arms wrapped around my brother's midsection. Holding on our tight.

Looking like each other. Pete, we were going so fast. We're like, I'm like, go fast, so it just looks like one person but it's blurry. Did you, and those moments, like, where you first saw the group you're with on a group on, have you always, do you clock in that moment? Like, I think it's a good group or I think it's a bad group? Yeah, I literally, within the first 10 minutes, I decide who I'm going to hang out with if I don't bring any of my friends. If I, like, do an independent trip, I'll decide, like, within the first, like, probably four or five minutes. And I'll just be, like, looking at people, reading their energy, see how they stand, see how they look at other people.

You know, you can tell a lot about a person just by the way they're dressed, their body language, how they look at you when they first look at you. like, I show, because usually I'm the only black person. So I show up and I'm like, like me, this weren't me and her, we would be hanging out. We'd be cackling. I learned all about her life. She learned about mine. And we would become friends for life.

Like, I have friends that I have made on these group on trips that will be my friends forever. That's fantastic. Yes. And it's a way to meet people, like from all over. like all over the country, all over America they come from. And so then whenever I go to like Tennessee, I see my girl Carol. When I go up to, when I go to Michigan, I see Perviv. Like it just, it just depends, you know.

That's fantastic. I want to put my glasses back on this life. Go for it. Go for it. You, you worked for airlines before you hit it big. Yes, customer service, darling. You work for American Airlines, Alaska Airlines. You worked for Air New Zealand.

But we didn't talk about, have you been to New Zealand? Yes, I have. Where'd you go? What'd you do there? I was in Auckland, New Zealand. And I didn't go too many places. Okay. Was it a pollen situation?

No, I was visiting a friend. Okay. Interesting. I was in my, you know, terrible twos. You flew all the way to New Zealand to visit a friend? Well, he was a rugby place. They give very good backgubs. And a few other things, too.

They don't be having no teeth, so it'd be real nice. Strong muscles built like an ox. That is it cold? Walk around with you on his hip if you want to or on his neck. With no teeth. Mm. And you would call it a scrum. What you guys were doing was a scrum.

was the scrum? If you say so. Scrum did a Leondum. That's a really, I mean, so is that, that's pre- so where is that in your life that you're going to Auckland? You meet a guy here?

Where did you meet? I met him at the airport. I was working for Air New Zealand. I was doing customer service at the ticket counter. And a lot of times, these rugby players, you know, they would come to America

and to play games against different, like, you know, people's. And I would check them in and, you know. And check them out. Yeah, so he liked me. I like him. That's great. How long were you in Auckland? For like five days.

Great. And when you left, were you like, that might be the last time? Well, when I left, I was like, dang, I didn't see a koala bear of nothing. But I feel like I've been fucked like a koala. Have you ever seen koala sex? It's crazy. Really? Yeah, I posted a video of a little for play they do.

What do they do for play? What do they do for play? What do we do for play? What do humans do for play? Same, same. It's kind of, but they're a little more violent. It depends on the relationship. But that's like the only time they, like, activate.

Like, they have a lot of energy and stuff. It's like when the male koala comes around. And then he has to like fight the woman a little bit to like prove his strength and everything because you know She don't want no weak ass man I'm gonna get pregnant like I'm gonna get pregnant like a weak dude and nobody I can beat up And so they like wrestle around a little bit and then when she submit then he like go down on her and then they do it I definitely I would be very disappointed if I made a trip that long and didn't see a koala

But I would also be a little relieved I didn't see that Yeah, well, when you see it, you realize why they got chlamydia. They do. They do kind of famously have chlamydia. From our last conversation, I also know that you're very pro-aliant. Yes. And you see all the stuff that's been coming out since the last we talked? There's been a lot coming out.

All the spaceships and everything. I don't know if it's AI or what, but I feel like I'm going to give me an alien husband. Have you ever done any alien tourism? Have you gone anywhere where there's maybe some? I mean, out of Arizona. I've been in New Mexico and I might have walked into some weird gift shop, museum things. Okay. Yeah.

But nothing like, no. Okay. Yeah. Nothing like, I'm going to go find aliens today. Right. Yeah, yeah. And what is your, we talked about the Grand Canyon, giants? Giants.

Your theory is that giants live there now? It's not our theory. It was in the Arizona Sentinel, I believe. Yeah, you saw that? After you said it, I read it. Yeah. Giants live in the Grand Canyon, bro. Can you still fill in the ground?

They live underground. They got whole kingdoms and queensdoms down there. In the Grand Canyon. In the Grand Canyon. Why don't nobody look? Okay, look, first of all, no shade to nobody in here, but y'all know how y'all like to take over stuff. You're moving to everything, especially.

like just colonize you know what I'm saying why they ain't colonized the Grand Canyon I also because they worked out a deal with the giant they're like look we'll stay our giant ass inside the canyon if you stay the fuck out of here

otherwise we're coming out and we're eating y'all oh it's a deal and bring us 10 babies every month no where all the kids going bro they didn't go missing kids missing all the time Where are they all going?

Not the Great Canyon. Shit. You talked about cruise ships. You're not a fan. Why y'all laughing? These giants is eating the babies. And this is how I'm going to become the president. By the way, the fact is it...

You got to say wild shit. That one would make headlines. Yeah. The Giants are eating the babies. They're going to be like, Shaquille O'Neill. You, by the way, Josh, you did read the... this Arizona Sentinel. I did. How far a field did we go from what was written in the article?

I mean, no, that's, well, they don't talk about babies. Right. Well, that's in a YouTube video. I'm going to send you later. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's how you know. They don't just put anything on YouTube. I would love to see your YouTube search history.

I think it would be amazing. Do you want to hear it? Give us the, yeah, give us your last five. My last five on the YouTube search history. Oh, my gosh. You're going to be dying laughing, because it's crazy.

I'm not so live. There's a video. It's all koala stuff. Okay. So I YouTubeed you guys, family trip. And then I watched our video, just to refresh my memory, I search for myself.

Okay. Yeah. I watched me in court the other day. I was like, I don't know why people think I was trying to be funny. I was dead fucking serious. And then I want a pretty face, pretty bank account videos, like manifestation videos. So it's like songs and stuff that make money come to you and you can have a pretty face and pretty bank account.

How to how to redesign your kitchen because I'm going to redesign my kitchen. And then how to install a thermostat because I did that. This is not as interesting as I thought. No. No, no. I like the DIY of it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you really putting in a thermostat?

Yeah, I put it in. Okay. I installed it very well. You want me to show you I can control the temperature from my phone. No, no, no. For years, I've been having to do a switch. Oh, yeah, the slider. You know, the slider switch, like from the 1900s, but I'm going to hit it upgrade it.

Yeah. Yeah, the rest is just, you know, how to win a court case. That shows a lot of confidence in your legal team. Why isn't my mirror? Why? Why? Oh, why? Oh, I, so I have a mirror wall unit air conditioning, and it wasn't getting cold.

And so I said, why isn't my mirror wall unit air conditioning getting cold? And then I got videos on how to clean the filters. So I cleaned the filters myself. Ricky Lake, what happened to her? Does Zendaya have any drama? I like these are just the things that are occurring to you while you're cleaning a mirror filter. Wait, wait, wait, because I knew that I was taking a plea deal.

How to hypnotize yourself to stop smoking weed? And I know I'm going to Texas soon, so I really don't want no problems. How do you lower blood pressure quickly at home before doctor visit? And I tried it. And I tried it. It worked.

Yes, yes. I took my blood pressure before because I'm on blood pressure cuff because black people, that's what we get. When you get to 40, you got to get a blood pressure cuff. And so I took my blood pressure and it was pretty freaking high. It was like, I was like, how am I alive right now? It was like triple digits at the low end of top. It was crazy. And so I was like, I Googled it.

I looked it up on YouTube. And then it said wall squats. Wall squats will bring your blood pressure down. So I wall squat it for three minutes. Let me tell you some. My thighs are amazing. sink and it burned a lot but then I took my blood pressure again and it was normal and so right before I went it to the doctor's office in the lobby before my appointment and people was like are you

okay miss Hedish what's going on with you miss Hattie? I was like thank you for knowing who I am they said do you need any help I was like I'm good up against the wall I'm just chilling I'm just seeing what's going on in the lobby it is a fascinating instinct to try to like trick your own doctor. Yeah, because, you know, I hate when the doctor has anything negative to say to me. Because most people would think the best thing

would be for my doctor to know the truth. Your baseline. Fuck that shit. The doctor, don't doctors say everybody lies to them anyways. Look, I told them, when I got in there, I said, look, my blood pressure being high all week, but let's see what happens

today. Maybe I'm better. I was perfect. Great. He's like, I have a camera in the hallway. I saw you doing wall squats. Yep. So I know how to heal myself. We were talking.

Cruises came up backstage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were saying that you've enjoyed cruises, but there's a cruise that you've not enjoyed. Right. So I was saying, what I was saying was, I'm not a big fan of cruises. And I think if I went on a cruise,

maybe just with my girls or by myself, I probably would like cruises. But every time I've ever gone on a cruise ship, it's been with a man, and they be trying to control me, and I don't like that. Because it seems like, how do they try to control you on a cruise ship?

Because it feels like a pretty controlled environment to begin with. Right? You want a boat? What am I going to do? Well, like, okay, so you know how sometimes the cruises be having, like, live bands? Yeah, sure. Like when you're walking through to, like,

the corridor, there might be something over there, playing music and I'm the type of person. If you play in a song that I like, I'm going to stop. I'm going to sing and I'm going to dance. Yeah. Some men are embarrassed by that and they don't like it. It seems like they've made a terrible choice. Yeah, I don't know. I'm like, why would you date me? Why would you even bring me anywhere where it is live music and the opportunity to dance? Because I'm going to do it. And then I would like, I eat a lot. Like, I know it doesn't seem like it, but back, especially back in my terrible twos and early threes, I ate a lot of food and I would go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. They would be done like, okay, let's go.

I'm like, wait, I need one more plate. Because it's buffet life. It's buffet living on a cruise. Yeah, yeah. And then I would also, I always, no, I shouldn't tell that. Okay, fuck it. I had a Tupperware thing in my bag. Because in the middle of the night, you want to snack, right?

But then it's like, you don't want me walking around this ship in the middle of the night looking for food, do you? So I fill up my little Tupperware thing. And then you'd be all mad about that. Like, you're making it like we poor. Like, first of all, I pay for this fucking cruise with the goddamn group on I got. Hey, we're going to take a quick break and hear from some of our sponsors. Support comes from HIMS. Hey, Baji.

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And I didn't, you know, I'm not such a Comic-Con guy. So I knew that I wanted to have a great place that I could go to get away from sort of the hustle and bustle of the convention. And I found this beautiful little apartment right on Balboa Park. Ooh. I had these great hosts that I saw when I got there and I saw when I left and I did not see them in between at all. I was in this cozy little hideaway. I had a lovely patio that was all mine. You love a patio.

I love a patio. I had a little kitchenette. I had a little table to do some work at. I had a couch that was very comfortable that I could have slept on. But I also had a little bed and a loft. And it just put me in a neighborhood in San Diego that I've never spent any time in. I would get home in the evening, walk around. I found great restaurants.

I found a great record shop. And I just felt like a local, and I was not a local, and it was only possible through Airbnb. It's a wonderful story. If a table's in a kitchenette, can I call it a tableette? Sure. Okay, you're going to allow it? I will allow it.

Oh, thank you, Potsie. It was truly exceptional. It's my favorite way to stay in a city that I'm not really familiar with. Well, you know what, on behalf of my brother who had such a nice trip, thanks Airbnb. Support comes from Boar's Head, you know, in the summer. Very nice. We send our kids off to camp every day. Day camps, but we got to put a sandwich with them in their backpacks.

And Boar's Head is the deli meats and cheeses we turn to. And you know what? It was the lunchmeat I got excited about when I was a kid. It was the first time I saw Maple, honey ham, maple, honey turkey. It was the first time I even knew maple and honey could be a part of my dinner. deli meat experience. And look, you get them on sandwiches in the summer, then you transition right back to sandwiches when it comes to the school year. This is a family-owned company committed to the craft since 1905, and you can tell. You can tell it's 115 years of lunchmeat

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Are you very excited? Have you ever been to Mallorca? I have not been to Mallorca ever. Okay. And I'm very excited about it. And I'm going with a group of female comedians, which is, I think this is the first time, for me anyways, ever experiencing anything like this. Where we're not going to perform.

We're literally just going to have. have a good time and relax. That seems like it would be a lovely thing. And it strikes me that you, again, based on my interactions with you, you're a comedian that's very fun to be around because you are both very funny, but I think you also enjoy other people being funny. I love other people being funny. I love watching other people shine.

It's my favorite thing in the world. That's why I try to create platforms to watch my friends shine. I think it's the most awesomest thing to have friends that are talented and gifted and where I don't have to do, I don't have to be the entertainment. I literally can shut the fuck up and watch my friends. And it is the best in the world. I love it. I love seeing talented people.

It brings me so much joy. What are you hoping to do in Majorca? I'm sure, like just some sitting around just chatting. That's hard to beat. But are there things that you want to do in New York? Well, we're getting on a yacht. We're yachting, which I'm really excited about the yacht life. I'm like, oh, my God.

We got me in a yacht. You were saying that you, what was it, that you saw? Wait, wait, wait, it's the YouTube video coming on. Hold up. Are we just auto plays if it's something I think you'll like? Yeah, it said black families having issues. Wait, yeah, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. You saw something as a young girl.

Yeah, as a kid, I watched Lifestyles and Rich and Famous, and I remember, I'll never forget seeing the pretty girls jump off the yacht into the ocean. And to me, I used to say to my, the little girl, the little girl, Tiffany, little Tiffany was to be like, I know I'm going to make it when I jump off the side of a yacht. That means I made it. That's how I know I'm mad. I'm a big star when I jump off a yacht into the ocean. And I did it twice.

That's fantastic. And you got it. Third's coming up. And the third time coming up with my girls. But I don't even know who all the girls is. Okay. So Chelsea Handler invited me. Right.

And I'm like, oh, I'm so excited about this. And then I'm like, who are going? And she was like, don't worry, Yamonika be there. And I'm like, bitch, who else is going? She was like, don't worry, Yamonika. Like, basically, and Yamanika is another comedian. There's a black woman.

And it's like she brought a pet for me or something. You won't be alone. Don't worry. Don't worry. But you think it's going to be like eight of you? Something like that? Yeah, I think it's going to be, yes, eight of us. She said it's going to be about eight to nine people and it'll be a lot of fun.

Right. And so we're bike riding, yachting. we are going dancing and she said she got a bunch she got a bunch of activities for us to do which I love I mean you I'm usually planning trips I'm usually like deciding what everybody's doing so

when somebody else does it it's like so great and then she's like no no you know no what's that word you'll be using when no pressure no pressure if you don't want to participate no pressure if you want to just stay in the house a day that's that's a thing that no pressure

to you is like a white person expression? Yeah, that's all I hear say that to me. Black people stay applying pressure. But it feels like more pressure when somebody say, no pressure, then it's like, all the fucking pressure.

But you strike me as somebody who's in for any activity if there's an activity. Yeah, I'm down for whatever, as long as it doesn't feel like I'm going to die. Yeah, right. And maybe then still, I might try it.

What's the riskiest thing you've done on a vacation? Jump off the side. of a bridge off of a bungee cord jumping off a side of a bridge with my friend and then enjoying it so much doing it by myself where did you do the bridge jump in zimbabwe okay yeah i did it on that on my tv show tiffany hiddish goes off and did you would did you have any hesitation about it like once you saw it were you like all right i'm going to do it but let me tell you what made me not hesitate when we pulled up there was a dude that looked like he was pregnant you know i'm so

She said, what? No, you know what I'm talking about when you see the men they got that hard beer belly. Like, it's just like their belly stick out further than anything else. Like, you know, he ain't seen his penis

in here. He got to look in the mirror to see his dick. He got to pull his stomach up and look in the mirror. That kind of big. I've seen him jumping off the side of the thing. I said, oh, I'm good.

I could do this. He didn't die. I'm going to be all right. And you really, so I will, that is something that I cannot fathom ever doing. But can you tell me how much time

do you have to think about it before, you know, the sproying happens? We had like a whole hour, maybe an hour and a half to think about it. And it was funny because my bestie, Selena, she did not want to do it at first. She's like, I'm too big. I'm like, I'm too big. I'm like, girl, I don't think you too big. You saw what we, did you see what we just seen? Did you see that man?

You're not too big. She was like, I don't know. We did something happens. What if something happens? I'm like, shoot, the network going to take care of the kids and everything. You're going to be good. If we die, we're going to be good. And she's like, I was like, let's go together the first time.

We let's do it together. So we did it together. Because it's like, it kind of was like very symbolic of our friendship and our relationship because since we were 12 years old, we've known each other. And we have always taken big risk and done like wild shit. And like we come out on the other end, okay. And it's not even that wild. But in our world, it's like, wow, why would you do?

Like, why would you ride your bikes to watts? Like, and, you know. And then Watts is like, at that time, this is 1900s, you know, it was dangerous. It's not like it is now all gentrified and scarier. It is scary. Why don't a little white boy riding on the bike by himself? Where are he going? Like, anyways, yeah, so it was very symbolic of our friendship to like jump off that bridge together.

And it was so much. Which part is fun? The part? We're like just because I'm genuinely. curious. Make some noise if you've done a bungee. Yeah, I have. Oh, wow, so it's way less than... I thought it would have been so much more.

I did. I will say, I thought it would be more too, but I'm actually, I feel like... They don't have group on. I feel like that's the right... That's the right number from what I think as far as. But like, which part is fun? Like, when you realize, when you, when you bounce back up or on the way down, like... I think the part, the whole thing is fun because, you know, it's kind of like a scary, movie. Yeah. You know how, or like when you go like to a haunted house.

Like you know you're not going to die, but you still are like, ah! Yeah. You feel more alive for having done it. And it's like all this adrenaline rushing. And when we, when like, I honestly thought she was going to quit right before we like fell like, like went like step, took that step off. It's like just step forward and I put one foot out.

And I thought she was going to be like, no, no, no, no. But she didn't say no, no, no. And then they was like, step the other foot off. And I was like, Louise looking at each other. It was like, if I was going to die with anybody, I would want to die with her. Like, she's my best, best friend. And I would love to be in line with her when they decide, do you go to heaven, do you go to hell? I'm like, girl, come with me.

Of course, the odds that, like, both of you would die. on two different, you know what I mean? I mean, no, we were together. We were tandem. Oh, on the same one. Oh, yeah, that increases the odds. That increased, yeah. Yeah, we was together together.

That's a good way. My braids, hit her in the fucking face. Like, I had long braids. They hit her. Like, we were together. What is, what's underneath you when you're doing that? Is there, like, a river or just? Yeah, the river was there.

The river, what's the name of that dang river? We were in Adhari. It's where Zimbabwe. Zambizzi. Zambizzi, yeah, it's the Zambizi River. Yeah, that's what was right there. They have alligators in there. And then you can see like little monkeys on the wall, on the cliffs, like just watching.

Like, are they going to die today? You really, like, the way you look at it, it's like, it's an adventure show for people and it's a prank show for alligators. Who, like, every day are like, ah! And you have, you have Eritrean citizenship, correct? Yes, I do. I have dual citizenship. Have you been back there recently? Yeah. Well, recently, no.

No, not in the last like two years now. Okay, all right. Well, then we've talked about it then. Yes, we have. Yeah, we have. Two passports? Do you have an air train passport? No, I have a green card.

Okay, gotcha, green card. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha. You take a group trip to Hawaii once a year? Yes. Every year in December, I go on this group trip with, it's like, it's an entertainment group, you know. entertainment group, and it's super fun.

I learn a lot every time. And that's another one of those trips I don't have to plan out at all. And at first it would be like all these like directors and like the owner of Panavision and the owner of this. And here's the HBO executives and this executive and that executive. In the last two years it's been kind of like, I'm like, I don't know if I want to do this trip anymore. I feel like I'm the most famous and most powerful person.

Yeah. And I don't like that. I want somebody, you know, some. So I made some phone calls, and I invited Viola Davis. That's a good Rolodex. It's a good road. I was like, y'all should come out and bring your kids and stuff. It'll be fun in December.

They're not. They have not responded to my text message at all. I sent them the thing. There's like a little thing that goes, a newsletter that goes out to everybody that goes. I feel like kids would find you very magnetic on a vacation. Are kids, do they want to be around you? do they want? Yeah.

Do you want to be around kids? Yeah. I'm cool with them. I mean, do I want to beat around them for more than an hour? No. Yeah. But a good hour with kids makes a huge impact. Yeah, it makes a huge difference.

And a lot of times, you know, a lot of people that come on that trip, they bring their kids and then like they will hang out with me, like, we'll be hanging out at the pool or I'll be like, I'm going to the beach and the kids like, I'm when I go to the beach and they're like, Mama, can I go with Tiffany to the beach? And I'm like, hey, only if you come with me to me, like, you want to be responsible for these little white kids. And at first, they were just like, go ahead, just follow her. And I'd be like, I wouldn't leave because I'm like, no, you come to tell me.

I'm not just walking around here with your kids because people would probably say I stole them or something. And so they would have to come with me. She's working. You know, she's working for the Giants. Yeah. She's working for the Grand Canyon Giants. Someone's got to feed them.

Yeah. Otherwise, they're going to come out of the canyon. A procural service. The Grand Canyon Giants. I'm dropping kids up. So, real quick, because we are, we're going to ask questions as well. And Tiffany, you're going to stay for questions. Yes, I am.

But we do want to run through the questions. Now, this is a, you're the third time we've had a beloved guest back. And so Josh is going to ask you the question, but also check them against your previous answers to see if you, Tiffany Haddish, have changed. Yeah, let's see if I've changed. Yeah. And there's one new question as well, so you can't go wrong there. You can only pick one of these. Is your ideal vacation relaxing, adventurous, or educational?

All of them. I want to relax. Like the first day I get to, like, when I go on vacation, when I first get there, I sleep for as long as possible. First day is just rest. Then after that, it's like, adventure. And like, yeah, I want to learn something in the process. Like, yeah.

That's a match. Yeah. It also, it speaks to how much we love you. The question truly begins. You can only pick one. And I never give one. What is your favorite means of transportation? You know, I wish I could just appear places.

Teleport. I think that's what I always say, teleport. But airplanes fine. Previously, you said teleport, but then you went to airplane. If you could take a vacation with any family. alive or dead, real or fictional, other than your own family, what family would you like to take a vacation with?

What family, what... What family got the big, the nicest... The Hilton's. That's a match. No, I keep it 100. And Paris did just recently invite me to something, so I'm like, yes, bitch, let's go! If you had to be stranded on a desert island

with one member of your family, who would it be? We have some of you got to, no. It would be my little brother, my baby brother. He would be the best to be on the island with because he's strong and we could get off that island because he do what I tell him to do and we're going to build us a fucking boat. He'll figure out how to cut the trees down.

Yeah, yeah, my baby brother. That's a match. He's obedient. That's a match. This is a new one. What's a dream destination for a family? vacation. A dream destination for a family vacation? My family? Yeah, somewhere you've never been where you'd love to take your whole family. I know that taking your whole family is a whole ball of wax,

but yeah, because half of them don't got passports, but I would love to take my whole, there's two places I would love to take my whole family. I love to take my whole family to Eritrea so they can see where my father come from and they have a better understanding of me because I feel like once you go there, then you understand. Like, so, so many, like you think like culture is learned or whatever, but also I think some things are inherited and the way I do things is so different than the way that my family does things

and once I went to Eritrea, I realized like, yo, this is in my blood. This is why I like to eat with my left hand with no fork. I'm just like to put my hand out. Like it's just certain things. So that or Fiji, like Fiji, like Fiji,

Papiete River Tonga, those islands, those Polynesian islands, I love to take my family there. All right. You are from South Central Los Angeles. Yep. If you wanted to get more families to come visit South Central L.A., what would you tell them about South Central? I would tell them that we are about to get a five-star hotel right off of Exposition in Buckingham.

I would tell them that there is this brand new museum that just opened right next to USC that is absolutely if you ever come to L.A., you have to go to South Central and you need to go to this museum. And I hear sometimes, like, you have to make a reservation. Is this the new George Lucas? Yes.

It is so dope. It looks crazy. It is so dope. It's the Museum of Narrative Arts, I believe, and no one knows what that means yet. Yeah, well, narrative, okay, which is to narrate,

is to speak. So this is a place, if you don't know how to read, if you don't know how to read, you will still. be entertained and amused at the museum because the museum is where you go to monitor amusement. Yeah.

And you see things, which is the musee. Mu-sci. Mood C. Amall. And I would suggest when you come to South Central L.A., you have to go to Doolands off a Crenshaw. And then I'm opening a grocery store there. So when my store open, you got to come to my grocery store. Yeah.

All right. I mean, things are changing in South Central. Previously, you said get one of the great Airbnb, rent a great Airbnb. Well, I was getting ready to say that next. Because there's a lot of historical homes in South Central, L.A. I personally have two. And those are over 100 years old. Built 1924 and 1923.

And I'm refurbishing one, really, really nice. nice and I'm going to put it up on my I'm going to call it the girls' trip house and I can like come Airbnb and you can stay right next door to me and I'm going to come over and I'm going to talk shit and eat your food. Seth has our final questions.

But we know it. Have you been to the Grand Canyon? Have I been to the Grand Canyon? I've been through it. I've been through the Grand Canyon. I've been there. I mean, I ain't been any the Giants that invite me yet.

When I get my personal invitation, I'm going to be up in there. What are you going to call, have you come up with a name for your grocery store? Is it just a... It's going to be called Diaspora groceries. That's fantastic. Yeah, because we're all a part of a diaspora, unless you are a Native American. We all come from somewhere else.

Some of us might have been here for 100 years. Some of us might have been here for three, four hundred years. But your initial bloodline started somewhere else, and you came here, and that's what diaspora means. When a culture has been displaced and moved to a new place, and that's what America is, a melting pot of different cultures. So this grocery store, no. When I tell you it's going to be the boss,

you're going to love it. Well, we're so lucky you came here and give it up for Tiffany. Tiffany. Everybody. Nobody like her. And all right, so we have our producer Jeff is over there. I see the traffic pattern is going to be a little tricky. So let's be patient with Jeff.

Oh, man, this looks like Hardworths. Yeah, but it is. You know what? It's like a tight version of Hogwarts. I was like, what is this seating? And it's Hogwarts seating. You're right. This is like a Hogwarts reunion.

Yeah. So excited. It's only one or two black people in here. Just like the school of... It's the 25th anniversary of Harry Potter. Oh my God, it is Hogwarts. Oh, my God. You guys have done so well.

Everybody thought they'd do better because they were wizards. They didn't think it would be a city winery. All right, here we go. Hands up. And there we go. Jeff is going to find some people. And Jeff's doing well.

Jeff had to get a little dry run in Philly to get a little. Sorry, I didn't think that'd be so fast. Okay, I went on a family trip in June to Alaska for my cousin's wedding. Wow. We landed Thursday morning, and by Thursday night, there was no more wedding. Oh. Wow. Who slept with her?

What happened? That's a long way to go for that shit. Really long, really long. I used to work for Alaska Airlines, too. I've been to Alaska. They have lovely planes. It needs to be there. Yeah.

So, can I ask a quick question? Absolutely. How many people at the wedding if you had a lasso of truth around them would be like, I was always surprised they were getting married in the first place? So, so they were actually, they eloped last year. Okay.

Okay. This was the celebration. Gotcha. I don't use their names because I'm sure they will think another couple this happened to. Of course, of course. If they hear it, they'll be like, it's not nice. There was another couple that eloped and then a year later called off their wedding on a Thursday in Alaska. Well, it was for, they did a bachelor and bachelorette party to.

two days before the wedding. Oh. This is a stripper situation. And they did boys and girls, and the men went into the woods. Okay. With, they shot at homemade bombs. Okay. On the river, because Alaska.

Yeah. And then on the way back up, the groom got an ATV accident. Oh, no. And got flown... Sorry, it's not funny, but also... He got flown to Seattle. Okay. So we got an email in the morning saying

there was no wedding. Gotcha. So it wasn't that the wedding got called off. So I thought the wedding got called off and instead there was just a terrible accident. And I now... Drunk driving sounds like to me. Yeah.

I will say it's kind of amazing when the injury happened at a different part of a day where you also shot at bombs. Yeah. Yeah. So did you have a nice time in Alaska, aside from... It honestly freed us up a lot.

So we got to go to the Midnight Sun Festival. It was a good time. All right. My birthday was the next day. That's great. I've never heard a story where I have no idea what the moral is. Yeah.

I really can't put my finger on what the moral of this story is, but I am very happy that you shared it. Thank you. And yeah, you know, to that couple. Thank you. God bless. God bless. All right, here comes Jeff with the mic. Hands up.

If you got one, there we go. Hi, it's just a really quick question. Josh, are you sad that you missed totality of the... I am. I am. I had tickets to go to... There was a festival in Iceland yesterday, and Bjork was DJing

during the solar eclipse, the totality. I don't know, have you seen a full solar eclipse? Yes, I have. I've been on the planet long enough. Although I do identify as 21, but... I've never seen a full solar eclipse. I'm desperate to see it. And then I watched video. Bjork's outfit is incredible,

but it was overcast. I watched a video that this girl had posted, and it seemed like it was okay to miss it. Okay. I'm still desperate to see a total. I would say go to the next time. What? Did you make a wish during a solar eclipse?

You're supposed to go wish? No, I was doing a show in Philly. Oh, man. But I'm desperate to see it. I'm confident that I will cry when it happens. Have you seen one? I imagine it's very emotional. They may have you do that in elementary school

where you had to make the little box. But I want a full, yeah, I've done that. I've seen a partial. I wanted to blot out everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And. It would less. So for you since you spent four days in a cave. Yeah, it's great. I love being in a dark. The moment it all goes dark, you'll be like, okay. Also, I work for Alaska Airlines. I've been up there in the wintertime when there's no sun.

The sun only comes out for like two hours. Yeah. Up in Alaska. Yeah. Great. Jeff, actually, real quick, we do have another sponsor. We have a local business that's starting up in Bedford, New Hampshire. It's called the Pied Pooper.

My friend Matt Coburn over here, can you just give the, the microphone. Hey buddy. Matt and I met in fourth grade when I moved to New Hampshire and I was just up in New Hampshire and was like, hey, I'm gonna go take our dog for a walk and you have a dog

and you pulled up in this truck and it says the pied pooper on it. Yes. And tell us a little bit about the pied pooper. We pick up dog poop in Bedford, New Hampshire. So if anyone's interested in some dog waste removal services, you can call the Pied Pooper.

Do you have a website? Yeah, piedpooper.com. And what is the, what's the license plate on your truck? The license plate is Scooper. Okay, great. And it's your lawn without the landmines, is I believe your story. That's exactly right, John.

So if you're in the Bedford, New Hampshire area and you need your dogways picked up, please consider the Pied Pooper. Yes, family trips is brought to you by Pied pooper. Yeah. It was, the sponsorship was a 50-50 split

between Airbnb and the Pied Pooper. He has business cards. It is a real thing. This is happening. That could be really strange. Would if somebody's like, yeah, I need you to come inside my house.

The dogs pooped everywhere in here. Oh, yeah. Just like a woman in a bathrobe, like, oh, no, there's been an accident in the bedroom. Yeah. The dog kept in the bed. It's Amber Hurd.

Sorry, imagination. Back here? Yeah, there we go. This is a really stupid question. If you could design a hotel, what would it be like? What would make it unique? And most importantly, how much would you

charge for it. This is like, so a full business plan. Yeah. And how many nights minimum stay? What would be a thing I would design? So I felt very strongly. I just want a different shaped doors. I feel like we've gotten real used to the shape of doors,

and it's a great job. I get really excited where I'm somewhere, where the doors are a little different. So I'd lean into that. You're not a big Lord of the Rings guy, but you've always loved the doors and the shire. I do. I think shire doors,

a million dollars a night. I'd like to invest in that idea. Thank you. My hotel would have, it would be like you walked into a mermaid's castle. And it'd be like, it'd feel like you were under the sea, it'd be like aquariums,

all around. And then when you get into your room, it might be like fish over your head or something, but like not dangling off the wall, like paper, like the kids make, like it would be real like maybe a... Real fish.

It'd be real fish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Real fish. And a water bed. All the rooms are have waterbed. Have you ever stayed at an ice hotel?

No. Why would I do that? That's cold. I don't know. But you've been in a cave. I just feel like... But the cave wasn't cold. Yeah.

But like, every now and... And like we've gone to, you know, Scandinavia, and I feel like those are those ice hotels. And I, until I stay at one, I just don't, I'm never going to. Is that your native country? Our mother is Swedish blood. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I would stay at an ice hotel. Got the hand of the cold. I cannot. All right.

Who's next? I think Jeff's in the back with somebody. So my family and I went to Puerto Rico. and my sister peed on an iguana. Intentionally? No, but if you think about sisters, she's my older sister, a little uptight, I'm the middle, and I have a younger sister.

So it was all of us, and all of a sudden we rented this house, we're in there. I have my niece and nephews, my sister, her husband, my husband who's here, and we hear a screech. It is the loudest screech we have ever heard. And she comes running out because she went the bathroom and she peed in the toilet, as you do, on the iguana. So because we rented this place, we're like, oh, my God, what are we going to do? There's an iguana in the toilet.

Oh, my God. So we ended up calling, like, the maintenance guy or whoever was, like, in charge of the rental. And he was like, yeah, this happens all the time. Like, he was not concerned at all, but all of us were like, oh, my God. is an iguana in the toilet? What do we do? So he's like, all right, what you need to do is you're going to take a bucket of water and pour it in the toilet and let the iguana run out. And of course, my two sisters were like, I'm not doing that.

So I was like, all right. The toilet didn't flush? What's that? You couldn't flush the toy when you put a bucket of water in there. bucket of water and it means that there's no running water. No, this iguana was huge. I don't know how it got up, but it wasn't going to.

Yeah. Man, oh man. So did you have to, so we had to fill it high enough that the iguana could get out? Yeah. So I was like, all right, sisters,

I'm the middle. I'm the peacekeeper. I'm going to take care of it. I dumped it in. It scaried. out and we now have this video of my sister being like, ah, and the

iguana, like running out the door and we send it all the time. We're like, remember when this happened? Now this is, you're going to think this is crazy. Matt also has a company called I want a iguana gana

Ghana. We might need that. And the next time you need it, just give them a call. It's based in Port He's very localized things based on what people need picked up the most. All right. I'll give him a ring. Thanks.

All right. We're going to get the next one. Here comes Jeff. I see Jeff lurking. He's coming down. Here he is. There he is. Hi.

Hello. I have a Puerto Rico story too. All right. So we're in Puerto Rico. It's Easter. Easter Sunday. We go to this like random town. We parked the rental car in a parking lot that's like dirt.

We go, we have some food, we come back, and we're blocked in. So cars have parked like perpendicular to us, and we can't back out. So on the other side of this dirt parking lot is a mud parking lot. It's full of mud. It's just there's no cars parked there. It's just mud, mud, mud, mud, mud. My husband's like, I'm going to go through the mud. And I said, I don't support this.

We're going to get stuck. This is the end. It's Easter. We're not going to be able to get a toe. This is a disaster. He's like, I'm doing it. We got this. So he pulls into the mud.

We get stuck immediately. Like, immediately. Ten minutes spinning the wheels. We're gathering debris. You know, it's like hurricane debris everywhere. So we're getting like pieces of wood, bags. We're putting them under the thing. Crowds are gathering.

I'm like, I'm gonna call AAA. My husband's like, no, we got this. Everybody's watching. My son and I just get out of the car. We left the scene. We're like mortified. I'm like, can I just ask somebody for help, please? No, we can do, we can do it.

So finally some like really nice guys are like, we're gonna pull you out. So they call some people, this is like ours. They call some people, they've got some ropes. They finally like pull us out of this mud trench. My husband is still like so, embarrassed, but the most amazing thing is, is the guy who pulled us out.

It's from Massachusetts. Oh, my God. So he was from, he lived, born in Puerto Rico, living in Springfield, down there to visit his parents for Easter. And we got rescued by somebody from Massachusetts. That is fantastic. That is fantastic.

And just, he must have known, like, I bet when he saw the car in the mud, he's like, I bet this is a mace hole. This is one of mine. I got to get him out because he's one of mine. I got to handle this. This is. There's a bunch of hands down here, Jeff, have come down.

A question. Yes. Sibling rivalries have given us some great companies. Like Adidas and Puma, Aldi's and Trader Joe's. When you guys inevitably have Liam and Noel Gallagher blowout. Yeah, we have our split. Yep. Who will split?

at mid-show and what will your podcast be called? Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not split, maybe it's just on a moped together. Josh is gonna be called No Shotgun. Yeah, the lonely vegan, I think, by beep truck. Yeah, I think Seth is, I don't know. I think Seth's more ornery.

when we are recording sometimes. Yes. I'm more orner, but like in the pre-record? And, yeah, in the pre-and-post, like...

I'm pre-and-post ornery. You're more ornery during an interview. Sure. Yeah. Because you, like, if it's not about family trips, you feel like

a thousand angels die. Yeah. It's a, we have a theme to the show. Right. That's what it... So somebody, if somebody wants to talk for a,

second about the fact they were on S&L, a thousand, a thousand angels die. If you're like, oh, I also, I wanted to say in the intro, I forgot that,

Tiffany won an Emmy for hosting SNL. Remember that audition? Yeah, I remember Tiffany auditioned for S&L when I was, when I was head writer, and we got it very wrong. No, you got it right.

Yeah. I'm going to see where I'm at today. It's always true. It all works out that way. Yeah, everything works out. Perfect. But I was going to, that you and I have won

the same amount of Emmys for S&L. 12 and a half years, you came in for one week. Boom. Boom, Emmy. Yeah. Bia! That's how I do it. Yeah, but Seth sounds charming in the ads, but between the ads, he's a little less.

So mad. He's like, how many ads do we have to do? How many ads? I mean, it's very madman. If there's a typo. That's where the money comes from. If there's a typo in the ad copy, I'm so mad. I'm like, I can't read this.

All I do is read all day long for my show. And I'm like, ah, I need a break. Yeah, I got my... And you call that honorie? Ornery. Ornery. Yeah. Ornery.

Yeah. I get a little ornery. I don't think you're an ornery person. You don't have... Oh, no, I could be... Well, my family, how we call it, we say, onry. Oh, you all here being an onry and shit. It's like...

Honor. Honor. Yeah, I thought I had an age in it. We got some over there. If you can make your way through... Jeff. Thanks for making your way over here. So for recent listeners of the pod,

we've been promised that we might see the Poncas tonight. Yes. Poncas had better things to do. Yeah. What are they doing? They're up in New Hampshire. Yeah, they're up in New Hampshire. Probably watch it.

Well, no, because the Red Sox played today, so they really have no excuse. It is when you expect them to show up and they don't. That, of course, means you have been punked. Yeah, so we're sorry we cannot We cannot deliver the Pankas tonight Apologies. We wish they were here. But we're gonna go see them tomorrow

Yeah, sorry that you won't see them tonight. That's okay. If you want to move forward, there's another one up here, Jeff, down there, thank you. The Pankas are our parents. Yes, yes. They didn't want to buy their on plane ticket like I had. So dishonesty, so onry.

So sad. I got a know. You've talked how your sons wanted a younger sister, but is it really that Axel just had such middle child energy? You were like, we need a third? It was, my oldest was the one who wanted a third. Ash was the one who felt very strong. Because, again, Axel was only like two.

No, that's not true. He was two and a half when Alexei got pregnant, basically, almost three. So he didn't really care one way or the other. Ash was the one who felt very strongly about it. And Ash also really wanted a sister. That was, I think Axel had sort of turned him off for the idea of like, I think he was very strongly like, what if we try another thing

and see if that's a fit? Wait, you had another baby because your child said y'all should go make another baby? Yes. So wait, so parents really do be listening to their kids and they're like, I want a sister brother, and be like, oh, come on now, we got to go in here and make this baby. You heard the kid, he wants one.

They ain't paying no bills. He ain't contributing in nowhere. Ain't going to change no diapers. It's not going to help you raise that kid at all. So this is great. The next time one of them wants something, could I put him on the phone with you? Yes, I will check that in a minute.

Not a problem. I want him. He now, I will say even the oldest one wants another one and his selling point. We're not going to do it. But his selling point is like, I just think Addy would be such a good big sister. And it's a very sweet thing to say.

But I don't know what I'm... What if he's really saying that? because he feels like you two need more intimacy. Yeah. He's watching the relationship. He's watching the relationship. He's watching the relationship. And he's like, I remember when y'all used to kiss.

And you only, and when y'all kiss a new baby comes, so maybe if I tell him to kiss more. He knows more than that. I swear to God this summer, Ash said to my wife, he goes, you know what? You do love dad. And she's like, oh, why do you say that? He's like, well, you've slept with him three times.

That's how you know. That's how you know. Yeah, yeah. Third times, the charm. Three for three. That's what makes it love. Three for three. If you have ten kids, my goodness.

Oh, my God. You guys do it too much. Yeah. Oh, there's Jeff over there, and he's going to find someone. Oh, look at that. You've got to really snake your way in here. There we go. First of all, that Tiffany is a great, great,

guest on every podcast she ever does. Thank you. Don't say that because you're my type. I know. I see you got a ring on. I'm going to leave a long as you got tight. I see you. I see you.

How are you doing? Tiffany, may I introduce you to Whitecommon? So she did a great job hosting for Jimmy Kimmel this year too. But one of the favorite things I've ever seen to do is Bear Grills show. She absolutely crushed it. And I was wondering if either of you two would ever do that with Bear Grills. I 100% would. I own a Bear Grills shirt.

I own a Bear Grills knife. Which when I take it out of its sheath, it is terrifying. You take it and you're like, oh, my God. That's a nuts. It is nuts. Yeah, it has a little flint on it. It's very cool. I would do it in a heartbeat.

He would never do it. He's going to make you eat bugs and stuff too. Yeah. And guess what? Guess what? I'm going to tell you something. And I probably shouldn't do it, but I'm a tell because I'm a snitch. Oh, yeah, you said that before, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a snitch. On bare grills, you know, and they be having, like, you got to eat these bugs and he make it seem like he found them. No, somebody put it there before we walk right there. Yeah. They got a bug wrangler? Literally a bug wrangler. It's somebody who puts bugs and, like, snakes and stuff and all these things.

So we was walking. I seen the dude way up ahead of us with the red hat on in the hot yellow shorts. It's also Matt Coburn. Way ahead. And so when we get to that spot where that dude was, and he's like, oh, look, it's a snake.

And I was like, yeah. He's like, you're not scared? I'm like, no, it's a snake. And they were trying to scare me. And then, like, they wanted me to eat that spider. You see, what he said, like, eat the spider. Now, the spider had been dead. The dude killed the spider and put it in the water.

It was dead. And, like, and they, like, we eat the spider. I was like, oh, no, it's a religious holiday I'm supposed to eat today. It's young keeper. I can't eat today. I can't. I can't. I got a fast to the sun.

When the sun set, I'll eat the spider. He's like, please, please. So I put like a piece of it in my mouth. And then I was just like, okay, this is really, it's a real spider. It was a real spider. But I didn't swallow. I never swallow. So how many days.

I only swallow when I'm in love. How many days do you have to. give to Bear Grills. One. What you do? One travel day to get there. And then when you get there, they do like a bunch of training stuff to make sure

that you know how to use the equipment. And then you're out there the next morning. Like, yeah, they didn't do, no training on hanging off the side of a helicopter. But, you know, I've been hanging off a shit for years. Yeah. You came to prominence hanging off. When America fell in love with you,

you were hanging off something. Yeah, I was hanging off of something. This is, um, this is. This has been absolutely wonderful. We want to say thank you to Boston, to City Winery, to Airbnb, but most importantly, to Tiffany. Thank you so much, everybody.

Thank you, good night. Chips, brother. Will you come to Boston? Tiffany said, yeah, I'll go. What a show. Had to say, trip me, trip me. She said I'll do four days. She did it all.

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