Fat Chance Podcast - 1st Date Ep.172

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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We do, yes, but our landlords do not live anywhere near here and the management company doesn't do anything like that. So it shouldn't be that hard. I just have to go down to our storage unit where they left us some AC filters and put in some manual labor. Wow, look at you just doing manual labor. Such a man. Such a man.

Such a man is right. That's what that's why I tell myself every morning just so I I feel good about the day You're a man. You're a man and then I get off my step stool and then I Yeah, I leave the bathroom take out your Mickey Mouse shirt that you're wearing or whatever Yeah, I almost put a spongebob shirt on today instead. I have a shirt that says good dog, and it's a dog with a With a ladies swimsuit top Yeah, you know you don't know what it's implying maybe he's bringing her the swimsuit I don't yeah, I don't get it at all but hey you do you man. Yeah happy pride. How was your your weekday your weekend? Interesting week and

weekend I worked to lacrosse tournament all weekend so I spent the last three days just boiling in the Sun. But that was, it was nice to get around the cross again. It would have been good, I was happy to do it, make some extra cash, get around the cross again, be outside, and I was feeling good. I was supposed to work Friday to Sunday, and I was like, Thursday, I'm going to go get my car, I'm going to come back here, I'm gonna go get my car, I'm gonna come back here, I'm gonna get everything ready. Ran to my car where it's parked about two miles away and I got there and there's a water truck parked next to it.

I was like oh, I'm gonna have to wait a little bit to move my car and then I got to my car and the door handle to my car was not there anymore. And someone had ripped the door handle to my car was not there anymore. And someone had ripped the door handle off my car and broke into my car and then ripped the undercarriage underneath my seatbelt, or not seatbelt, my steering wheel out, because they were gonna try and hotwire my car. But luckily enough, my car had a push to start, which I guess means,

according to the dealership, that they couldn't take it. So, yeah, they didn't do it, they didn't take anything, they just ripped the shit out of my car. I don't have a door handle, and at this point, with all the shit that's happened to me since moving here. I Didn't even react. I was just I rubbed my eyes and then I looked around to see if I was actually at my car And I was I mean also your car already looks like it doesn't have

Door handles up So here Michael's car is driving. It doesn't sound, see, you haven't heard it since I replaced, I fixed everything. So it actually has an exhaust system. So, and I fixed it the day before I left down here. And yeah, so I just don't have a door handle. And I got a quote and it's gonna be about $1500 to fix, which I think technically totals my car

Your cars yeah Hotels my car if I didn't have a new engine in it, but because I have a new engine it doesn't total it So I did the Kelly blue book my or no I did the carvana car estimate and it said my car is worth $700 That was that's more than I would have guessed so I was thinking maybe 1500 Just like scraps just for scraps like the tires alone. There's new tires on there. It's I mean Yeah, so That's that was how my weekend started and then you know got a little Sun and that's that so I gotta go take my car

in tomorrow, which will be real fun and to whoever to whoever broke into my car You think they're big fans of the pot if you are I Hope you never listen again You think they're big fans of the pot if you are I Hope you never listen again Could you have least maybe left the door handle next to the car and maybe I could have tried to find a way to get It back on

No But I think they kept it like keep prices. No, I actually know they didn't keep it because My friend Cody she lives where basically I parked my car the street behind her. It's where she parks her car and I Walked to her because she works from home after I noticed my car. I couldn't drive it and I was like hey, I need you to give me a ride back. I don't want to run with all my belongings and someone broke into my car and We're sitting down and she's like well have you done this isn't this Mike blah blah blah

And she goes you know what about three days ago. I was on a walk with the girls her dogs and She was I saw a silver door handle on the side of the road in the grass I was like man. That's gotta suck I wonder whose car got broken into or who got sideswiped. I go it was me Cody. It was my car and I wish you knew my car a little better cuz maybe could have grabbed that door handle for me Yeah, but you see a door handle you're not like oh, that's my car Absolutely, not no I know I know but I just I thought it was funny

She goes yeah, I saw your door handle four days ago on the side of the road I go oh, so my car's just been sitting here like this Yeah, yeah, and it's still sitting there right now. I'm gonna go get it tomorrow and They said according to the mechanic I can drive it. There's no electrical damage according to the pictures. I took and so I just have to open my Rear passenger side door crawling through the back seat to Get to my front seat. Let's start that up. Let's see. Yep. Yep, and

Yeah, so the plan is now is fix it up sell it start a lease do you? Think that this is just retaliation for not showing our feet after they've got it to 1,500 views or 2,000 views or whatever. Do you know how wild it would have been if I found a note that says show your feet next time, motherfucker? It's like, fuck, this is for you, baby. I honestly, I would have been okay with it. I would have been so okay with it.

No, I think this is karma for all those grocery donuts this is this is pick and save getting back at you if I've had $1,500 in grocery donuts then yeah you can take my door handle but I know I haven't I don't even think of a clips $20 this is Metro mark just getting back at you so pissed so other than. But yeah. So, other than that, I mean, yeah, I'm honestly, I don't know what else could go wrong. I mean, since being here, I have been taking the court for a medical bill, so I was actually sued. I have gone to the hospital for the same procedure twice. I've had a drain in me for a total of three weeks.

I've had my car broken into my door handles stolen the dash broken and Yeah Welcome to Denver everyone. Yeah, you are you've been you moving back Yeah, actually if you can't tell I'm in my mom's house right now And you just put a fake wall like a green screen and yeah I took a picture of this exact background before I left ago Let's just make it look like I didn't move home and cry one of those teams meetings where you're just like it's just the outside

You know exactly Exactly, so yeah anything new with you shows and shows weekend We had a very funny comedian by the name of Mason James in fucking love him. He's so I love him Yeah, yeah, he's so good and so we had shows on Friday and then Saturday mean him and And then Saturday, me and him and our good friend Josh Smith and Doug all went to the baseball game, the Berbers baseball game.

So he got a taste of Wisconsin tailgating, which he couldn't wrap his head around, which is very funny. He just goes, every game you guys are just out here. And they're like, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So, pretty much. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, so that's good and then we had a show on Saturday, which was good and

Yeah, then then Sunday I played some golf with my dad and whooped him up and it was fun I'm glad your weekend was better than mine Yeah, yeah, and then there then there's some other comedy drama stuff that's happening there, but we'll tell that after the pod, but yeah. Yes, that's what I live for. Give me all the deets, give me all the deets, and I can't wait, I can't wait.

I wish I didn't care about hurting people's feelings. Well, I really don't, um, that's a hard thing like also. It's just like I don't know how many people are in Involved in it, but it's just like something that i'm trying to like steer clear of but for some reason I got asked and stuff and I miss but i'll talk to you. What's I after? Sick, well, we could probably jump into our quote unquote game. You just gave me a bunch of topics that I, I don't have answers to all of them,

to be honest with you. That's fair, that's fair. I got answers to some of them. Yeah, I thought I'd give you a chance instead of just off top of your head if you can take some time to think about it, that'd be great. Because we just, I wanted to just have

some final questions that... Because I saw this lady on TikTok and she was like, I write questions down that I say on first dates, you know? And I was like, oh, these are first date questions. No, she goes, I hate the first date questions. These are her like, better than first date questions. You know? Okay.

So she said she has a list of them and then she said a bunch of them. So I thought I would write and ask you them so that we're on a date, you know? I like that idea. She's like, first date questions are terrible. It's like you just suck then. Like if you can't get past the basics,

like what do you do for a living, what's your name, what are your hobbies, what's your favorite, and you can't sound like remotely interesting or interested in someone else, that's on you. It's 100% on you. I like these questions, but these aren't first date questions, like where you sit down like, you know what, I'm gonna ask you, this is how I'm gonna get% on you. I like these questions, but these aren't first date questions, like where you sit down like, you know what? I'm going to ask you, this is how

I'm going to get to know you. No. This is how you take someone to prison, or you're like, no, this is a red flag. No, no, no, no. Just enjoy someone's company right away. I think that's a big thing, is just being present and enjoying the connection and the vibe.

But I think a lot of people are nervous in in in a first date and they don't have you know a Social skill being like oh, it's present like they don't want playing space They don't want it to be you know forced or have it but like some people you just don't connect with you know Have you ever been on a bad date? I'll give you that I've been on like two dates in my life and The second one led to Rachel so Yeah, no I get like everyone like one of these questions could spark a conversation to find with that But in my head this lady's like I have ten questions

I need to ask you and then just the other person sitting there like this person's a whack job. Yeah Yeah, it's it's I mean it's also I sitting there like this person's a whack job. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's also, I mean, if you plan out too much, it's almost like you are going off a script, too, sort of thing. Exactly. Exactly. So that can't be good.

There needs to be some authenticity just off the cuff. Let it happen. Let it be natural. Let it be, yeah, be natural. Be loose loose bop around don't first date also big. Oh shit First date don't go to a fancy dinner. I don't I don't like the fancy dinner It's got it, but I also don't like Just coffee. I would say I would say no dinner. So sure Coffee so short.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then also at some point you have to use the bathroom with coffee. You got to use the bathroom, it's so short, and then you're quickly like, okay, if I like this you better have something you can do afterwards. If you don't like it I guess it's a quick out. But it's just something about where like, I don't feel like I have enough time. Coffee's more of a catch up.

Yeah, it's a catch up or it's a, hey, I had a great time the first time. Would you maybe wanna grab coffee Sunday morning kind of thing? See where that goes. But a fancy, fancy dinner for first date. I wouldn't say dinner at all. I'd say get like drinks and maybe some apps, maybe,

if that, but like enjoy being to have A and out if it's not going good. But also not having to focus on food and like stuffing your face and not being able to talk. I think Dave and Buster's has to be a great first date. You can get some food, you can get some drinks, you can play some games, and I think that's great. I think Dave and Buster's gotta be a great first date.

Let her know that you're competitive right away. No late night walks, yeah, yeah. You're competitive, you're fun, you're flirty. What if she's competitive? Maybe she likes it Yeah, I don't know if I'm when I'm competitive. I'm not fun flirty I'm there to win I'm fun flirty competitive until you start dating someone for three years and now I want to watch you cry. I'm gonna beat you I'm gonna beat you But I'm gonna beat you.

But let's get into Ms. Frizzlewitz's 10 or 11 first date questions. Yeah. What is a petty grudge that you still hold? Really? I mean, there's an easy one, but there's a really easy one. I know one. Yeah, I really don't, this was tough because the first one that came to my mind was the easy one. And I, it's not, I don't even know, it's just petty, It's not even a grudge anymore. It's just for the bit

I don't I think as of late. I've kind of let go of a lot of grudges There are certain I think the one I have now is the most recent job I applied to that I went through the entire process and It was like a six-week process which is too long for a job interview. You can't every take a week and a half to get back to someone after each round especially when you're eliminating people each time and then me have to follow up to hear that you went on somewhere else. That after the last round. It was like you can't, the whole job application thing, and this was like two months ago, but

I'm like, I think that company, do you know them? I know them. I wish them the best, but I wish them a little bit of a struggle. But I do wish the person who received the job, I kind of know the person who got it. I wish them all the success in the world. I think a lot of grudges come from me just having negative interactions with that person that just kind of rubbed me just a little bit the wrong way. Do you have a lot of people grudges? that just kind of rubbed me just a little bit the wrong way.

Like... Do you have a lot of people grudges and not like... Yeah, I would say people grudges more than anything. I'm just being like, I don't like that person just because of the one interaction I had with them. They did this and it's like, you know, there's a comedian. I'm not going to try to name names, but... No, name it. I'll beep it out yeah it's okay you think we need to beat that out no we do yeah but this comedian said he headlined don't tell comedy in my city and he

the only reason that he was put up last because he was late and then went on to tell people and now I'm like absolutely not I just hold a grudge no matter what anytime I see anything pop up right away I'm like oh fuck come on I wouldn't even call it a grudge you You just hate that. He's lying through his fucking teeth Yeah, but now I see like like like anything like they that this person puts up. I'm just This oh this sucks That's fair. That's very fair the next one is unwritten rules everyone should follow

So this is tough. So we've done this one before and I was trying to think of something new and I don't know if I necessarily believe this one or not but I'm going to say this is an unwritten rule. If you are going to have guests over in the summertime and you live somewhere that's very warm, your AC should be on in the house. Do not invite someone over and then when they walk in the house, it's as hot inside as it is outside. You know what?

I only thought of this because I had to crash at a buddy's place this weekend because we both worked this tournament and he's not thrilled that his lady doesn't turn on the AC. And you know what, after a long day in the sun, after a long day in the sun, you don't want to walk into a house and be like, fuck, there was no relief there. Yeah, it's still hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was a good one. And my dad, when I live with my dad, he did that all the time. I mean, I have the joke about it. I was like, can we close, can we turn the AC on? And he's like, no, that's what the windows are for. I'm like, it's 90 outside. We're trying to make the temperature inside not be the temperature outside. And we're just creating a bridge leaving the windows open. Some people's like their body temperature is different than other humans. Like I have a friend, he is always hot no matter what. So we'll be in the

winter and he'll have the windows open and that to me is like insane. Like just it's snow. You can see snow outside and you have the windows open. What are we doing? I think I get warm pretty quickly but that's a little that's a little much. Yeah just don have, yeah, just turn your heat down. Turn your heat down in the house. What about you? When I think of unwritten rules, I mean, I could name a bunch in baseball, you know? Like you just don't do, you don't show up in umpire, you don't show up a pitcher or anything like that. And then I thought of a bunch of things

people shouldn't do on airplanes, because when you travel, there's so many weirdos that you see. Airlines an easy go to. But the very first one that came to mind is when someone's doing something, and obviously you can tell that someone's setting up for an event or anything Get the hell out of there, or if it's close to

To like closing don't just sit around at a restaurant for for for way too long get the hell out of there Like those people on yours holding the staff hostage. Don't overstay your welcome. Exactly. Yeah, don't overstay your welcome. I think that's a good one. It's a big one for me. The kitchen closed an hour ago.

What are you doing there? You're not going to order anything else? Yeah, you're not going to need leftover food. You're not going to need leftover food. Let's have you switch your camera. Now we're at about 20. Then we'll continue. What sucks is your first one, the drink Wisconsinably,

I think I have for like three answers. Check out my fun socks. Oh, I, this is, they're gonna excite people, but right now underneath, because it's so warm in here, I had to kick off the moccasins. I can see all ten toes right now. I can see all ten toes. And you know what? I just want you to know they're down there.

They're down there. But guess what? They're staying down there for now until I forget and then my foot comes up on my knee here The dogs are uncaged. They're uncaged. I'm working. What's the time you embarrassed yourself trying to look cool I Feel like there are so many of these but the most recent one that came to mind is that stupid fedora pick that you keep bringing up you ever like when you're when you're younger and you know what for the sake of this here's the fedora pick when you're younger and you're like you're trying to be cool and impress people by being funny or whatever and I was like I put that fedora I was like oh by being funny or whatever. And I was like, I put that for the door. I was like, oh, this is funny.

Or I actually probably thought it looked good on me. And now it doesn't go away. At least being friends with you, this thing pops up. I've googled myself recently for I forgot what purpose, and oh, for job stuff. And I was like, cool cool this thing is like the number three picture on here it doesn't go away I'm just like that basically overtakes the one in a giant penis costume true true so you're welcome I've done you a

service yeah there's I think I think this one time that really sticks out in my head one time trying to be cool is I was it was in a coffee shop and I wanted to like Get it cuz I thought I saw someone that I knew I was like, oh that's person I know and I'm gonna walk past them and as soon as I walk past somebody That is not them and I get to the point where like I now I'm gonna have to turn around and come back them and I and I and I come back around turn around and I spill my coffee right in front of the person that looks identical to the person I thought and I'm like this is the most

embarrassing moment of my life this is insane that I am this dumb and now they 100% saw me walk past and then come back and just spill stuff in front of them. They think I'm an idiot I'm a loser if that's the most embarrassing moment of your life. There are people out there who hate you because that's that's not terrible It's really not that bad. But but I get it. I get it. There's plenty of embarrassing moments in my life. One time I camped, I went to camp when I was a young kid. Band camp? What?

Band camp? No, not band camp. Not band camp, but it was a camp. And I remember you shower outside and then you go to the cabins and There's a girls cabin and there's a guys cabin. You always wanted to like hang out by the girls cabin and You have to walk from the showers You have to walk past the girls cabin against the guys cabin and I was a very I was probably 12 Maybe at the time so like girls were just you know anything you talked

Anything grabbed her hand you're like, oh my god, we're dating, you know anything you talked girl anything grabbed her hand you're like oh my god We're dating you know sort of thing but on my way to the show where I dropped my underwear and Like the hottest girl at this camp like pick them up and I was like who's underwear? And I wanted to die I wanted yeah see that right there that I can feel that I just Transport myself to be in 12 and that right there like oh because you know your underwear weren't cool No, we're rocking the cool underwear yet. It's still in tidy white Oh, you're like damn it. Why did I wear my Buzz Lightyear ones which has come full circle cuz I have those again. Yeah

Yeah, and you're like shit,. She's the only one with boobs and Yeah, I'm taking this one to my grave. Yeah, I don't know who's under where that is, but you can probably burn it And now and now you'd be like it's mine give it to me. Yeah, yeah, be like those are definitely my cow boxers What's the weirdest thing you've googled recently? This one I don't have an answer for because I don't think I've googled anything that weird recently. It's yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I got one for you. Maybe it has something to do with like sourdough bread. Because Rachel's making those a lot. Maybe a recipe. Yeah. I like sometimes I just Google ingredients I have

in the fridge and see if a recipe comes up, which is kind of fun because a lot of times it does. And then you get pleasantly surprised. But I'm being honest, I don't think I have a weird Google search. I've been getting into doing the prompts for the AI prompts where you can make photos or anything. So very recently I've been getting to turn this photo into cats. Just like me as a cat.

Every once in a while I'll do that. I've been using chat GBT as like an actual tool lately, which is kinda nice. Yeah, I mean. But I can also see where it's gonna ruin someone's brain. Like it's just. Oh, for sure. It just takes, yeah. It ruins a little bit of the creativeness,

but if you use it as a tool to be creative, that is where. Yes, I think it's a great outline tool. It's a good like catalyst for getting you to be more creative, which is really nice. And catalyst, by the way, great use of that word right there. What's a lie you told that went too far? This one's easy, and I don't think I'll ever top it but the fact that I'm a personal trainer it went so far that I actually became a personal trainer yeah I got my last job

in Wisconsin I ran operations for a few anytime fitness's and I started as the GM and the guy who owned it was like do you want to train people here? And I was like I don't think I should do that and then he goes well You look like you know what you're doing so go for it. We'll just let it 7525 I was like okay, and then For three years I had training clients And they would ask me all sorts of questions for the first year and a half be like why does this happen? Why I'm like I have no fucking clue. I mean got to a point

I was teaching group classes for the elderly and they're like we trust you Michael your there's one guy who literally told his doctor I'm not kidding. He told his doctor. He has a a fib and The doctor said you need to go on medication for this aphid which is so common just like go on medication it usually helps you and he came back and he's like I told my doctor I needed to speak to my trainer first to see if I could find another way without taking medication because he's a professional and I was like Jim no I have no doctor training it was literally like then I was like Jim I'm not a doctor I like I'm I'm barely a tree yeah yeah when the when the airlines when the airlines are like in the case of emergency like if you're

seated yeah doctor here yeah and I'm like and I'm like I I don't even want to sit there There's been a mistake. I don't want to help people. You know, let's not do that Yeah, I mean it was such a happy accident lie. I mean, I love doing it now I end up going to school and I'm a certified trainer now, but I mean for a year and a half I I'm a certified trainer now, but I mean for a year and a half I Was just winging it They're like can you make me a workout I go yep, and then I go hey Chad GPT Can I get a workout for a 70 year old man who keeps asking me questions every day? Yeah, and it's pretty much like you probably do the same with with the simple like the age ranges you're like all right

Well, you're doing this today, and you give it to the three yeah, yeah The Have I told I told the story on here, but they The child right yeah, yeah, okay, so the child one okay. I don't think we have time for that one Yeah, that's right. I told I told Rachel that this weekend That's probably the biggest one. I told Rachel that this weekend. And I don't know how it came up. We were at some brewery, and she's honestly not even

surprised. I was like, yeah. But I told my buddy and his fiance, the couple who don't turn the AC on, about your parking ticket one. And they absolutely loved that. That's a good one. That's a great one. That's an love that. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a great one. That's a great one Great lie, it's a great. Yeah, what's worse group texts or apply all emails?

I Think because I think group texts are worse, but I think group texts are also beneficial so it's like a love-hate with group texts are also beneficial. So it's like a love hate with group texts. I think every man will get into maybe two or three group messages in their life that they're okay keeping on their phone. The rest of them are created for convenience and for like three days.

And it's like then we're never gonna touch this again. And if anyone does reach out in that group chat again, you're like kick rocks. Like no, we're done. Like you were added because you were there this weekend. No, I think group texts are universal, but when they start blowing up, I'm a big put them on mute person.

Because I don't, yeah, I put them on mute and I just I'll look at him occasionally But reply all emails. I feel like that's an easy just like swipe delete gone. It's yeah And I we've been doing reply all emails for our golf outing Now we have? Oh no, we just been doing mass emails. Sorry, not reply all. But yeah, it's reply all emails just Yeah, I for for me, I think like a group chat with someone with an Android that's where I draw the line like gosh dang it. That's fair. That's very fair. What would you do with a clone of yourself for 24 hours? So I have two answers for this.

Do you want, actually I'm just gonna give you the bad answer first. The bad answer, I think if I had a clone of myself for 24 hours, I would probably have that clone, and am I in control of the clone? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I would probably have that clone, and am I in control of the clone? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I would probably have that clone just make a bunch of questionable decisions

I've thought about making throughout a day and just see how they pan out. And then I could make them the next day. But if I'm being honest with you, if I had a clone of myself, I would go golfing and do a-man scramble and probably shoot the best score of my life because when someone asks What'd you shoot today? I can say I shot like a 64 Honestly, also first of all shooting a two-man scramble is so fun. I just did it

Tuesday night or something like that. I don't yeah last week. We. Just at Grant for, after work, it was so nice out. I was like, I can't stay inside, so I just went nine holes and I just played a two man scramble by myself. It was a little blast. Well that's where it comes from, is like how many times have you gone golfing by yourself and you're like, I'm gonna play two balls and you're like, you know what, if I would just,

if this was a scramble, I'm shooting par today like ball a Like for three holes is better ball B is better. It's like, you know what? How many times have you gone to the range? You're like, alright, you're just better on the range because you have that I have another ball mindset. Oh, I have another me mindset. Good Lord. Watch out people people that's very watch out yeah yeah that'd be fun I would I would love to yeah play myself in a bunch of different sports that'd be fun for me oh okay I like that you know see just see just how good I am in certain sports I think that'd be fun you know just trying to be

around me or maybe watch me do stand-up like this guy that would be fun, you know, just trying to be around me or maybe watch me do stand-up like Okay, that would be fun to just like sign your clone up for a bunch of things that you do and truly get that like out-of-body outside perspective because yeah like sport wise you could be like I'm actually pretty good and then you watch like I Don't look that good Maybe I'm not as athletic as I think I never had a guard of me in basketball before you know, let's see what's up exactly Exactly. I like that answer. I like that answer If you found a box of things that you've lost in your life, what would you grab first? I?

Give all the I don't even know what I've lost, but if I'm being honest like Probably it'd be a bunch of childhood things like I want my Pokemon cards back I just go pay my rent for the year get it over with Maybe like the old lightsaber I used to have I know there's a golf polo. I lent my buddy Jack loose in Chicago It's a Peter millar polo with a bunch of martini glasses on it It's the most comfortable golf pole I've ever had but it's kind of big and I gave it to him for a golf outing And I've never gotten it back, and I really want it back Yeah, you don't hold grudges. I don't think so at all. No not at all. It's not a grudge on him

I just want the polo back. He said he'd give it to me. I've just never followed up And now I don't live near him. I just sent him your address and it texts right now Yeah, I think it'd just be like some childhood memorabilia. What about you? There's a weird handheld game that I used to take on like road trips that I used to play and it was this We Will Fortune game that was also a slot machine. And I played it like it was from my aunt's house and I play it like crazy all the time and then one day I think my mom just got sick of it because it kind of had a little noise to it yeah and it was gone and I was

like yeah but that's that's what I would I've looked up on eBay like how much it is to buy one of those but yeah that's probably what I would do. I love I love looking at old toys. I used to play with like I loved the Like the Christmas time where you get the catalog and you put like you mark down what you want I miss you know circling toys and not like clothes or I need a new toothbrush or Can someone get me a door handle for my car? Yeah, stuff like that. But like do you want I always go back to that? It was like I weirdly liked it do you remember like the

Magnetic bullseye like you bounce it on a trampoline the ball and it goes yeah It was like a ski ball, but like a no I'm talking about No, no, okay. You were a baby guy weren't you? I had one beanie baby and scream beanie baby. Oh, I only had one beanie baby I don't know even know what that means, but I had one beanie baby, and it was a Ricky Williams Saints beanie baby You look like you just got a bucket of them somewhere. And my mom has recently given me that Beanie Baby because she thought it was worth money and it is not.

So. Oh, I love that. I love when parents are like, this is worth it. Like, it's not, this is trash. Yeah, well, she thought it would be, you know, because Beanie Babies are worth stuff, but I looked it up and it is worth nothing. Nothing, yeah.

I looked it up and it is not worth nothing nothing. Yeah Your ghost who or what do you haunt and why Again, I don't know I'd probably ha specific areas of the deer district I Just make sure I I don't know I feel like if in my head if I'm like a if I'm a ghost I'm also like kind of all knowing a little bit So I would maybe just like haunt local bars and then make like the pull tab machine Stop right before the winning ticket every time just really piss people off

That's a good one anyone I still have a grudge with I'd haunt but I really don't know who I'd haunt Yeah, what about you? Yeah, I would probably pick someone I do not like and I would just mess with them a little bit Not a lot do not mess with them a lot just like randomly make my inconveniences Yeah, just make them lose the things to the point where they're like am I freaking out? I thought I just put this here. You know that that to me. It would be way more Than just being like Like like forcing deja vu on people like way too much. I think would fuck with someone Deja vu on people like way too much. I think would fuck with someone

Like I swear to God. I just saw I just experienced this I'm like you did and I'm making you live it over and over and over again. That's good We can skip the next one I Like this next one. Oh you actually an answer for this go ahead then you got a red flag or deal breaker Red flag your deal breaker for me in a relationship. I feel like they change as you get older. I feel like you actually put up with a lot more as you get older. You're like it's really not that bad. They have their own quirks. For me now if you're not an adventurous eater or willing to try something or go to a restaurant like that looks unique Maybe we get it to split and then we still get our own meal, but like just willing to explore other Cultural foods and stuff like that can't do it if you are a picky eater

Like chicken nuggets and french fries. I can't I can't do it if your main Food color of choice is beige yeah I think for me it's probably like someone who's in a nicotine or drugs or anything like that I'm just like it's just we're not gonna have fun together you're wanting to you know go to a forest and and look at some trees and drop acid and I'm Gonna be very boring to you then I want to sit on this patio and drink some beer We're not on the same level those vape rigs. I can't Yeah, that's why we had it

What's what was the last one again? That one was a bad invention? But we can we can skip to the gulf voting if you do you do you have a bad invention? There's plenty of bad inventions, but if you have one good Mine was just canned cocktails They're very popular now. Even White Claw is making them now. Yeah, I just like canned cocktails. And I don't mean like what Press or White Claw or Carbless,

or they're calling them canned cocktails kind of thing. I view those all as kind of like one category of seltzers and then a spectrum of carbonation. I mean like and this was partially as a joke but partially serious, but if you put like an old-fashioned in a can or a cosmopolitan in a can or like full-on multi-ingredient cocktails in a can, I think they're never good. And you might think they're good at first and then you have a second one you're like fuck I fucked up and then you have 36 of them

Yeah, it's like but like I actually like both Haha, and truly means stop putting Multi ingredient cocktails into a can they're not good. That's fair Come to our golf outing. It's gonna be I'll act it out this time. Yeah yeah come to our golf outing on August 23rd. We have the fun people that will comedians from all over Milwaukee that will be ripping you a new one on hole one. We have fun events that are going on on the course, all 18. Holes are going to be a blast. Whether you like golf, good at golf, or you just want

to have fun, come on to the golf, holding a Deer Track Golf Club in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. It's going to be a great time. August 23rd, please go get your tickets or register your team, basically is what I'm trying to say. And we'll be there. So, cool. Come on out. Drink booze better. Yes. Drink, I guess, yeah.

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