Fat Chance Podcast - Am I Old? Ep.178
Episode Date: September 25, 2025Fireworks at an acceptable volume? Yes please! ...
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They're pounded in the rock to them.
Good.
If I lose nothing, if I don't win a game in our league,
which I won the first week, but it's fine.
I lost the $20 to play with you guys,
but I cannot take last in my other league and get punished.
Did you have pretty much the same team or what?
No.
The only person I have similar is Chase Brown.
which is a bust.
Okay.
James Brown.
Jamir Gibbs.
Yeah.
I think the whole podcast,
you shouldn't be facing us
and we just talk to your back.
Did we start?
Did you talk about how the game is?
I didn't know you were ready.
I said, we're ready.
I said, we're rolling on this one,
and then we're rolling that one.
And hi, welcome to Fat Chance,
the only podcast that hasn't got canceled yet.
My name is Michael Cuskey.
His name is Michael Cusky.
We're the two Michaels.
And our guest today is Jimmy Kimmel.
Yeah.
Well, he's back.
He's back.
He's got time.
He's finally back at the ABC.
I started to think it was a publicity stunt because his ratings were terrible.
And now he's going to have the greatest ratings ever for about a week.
I love how we all of a sudden think we know how ratings work in the nighttime.
We're like, oh, yeah, of course his ratings were bad.
We're like, we've never looked at ratings ever.
No one has.
The Nielsen rating stuff.
Yeah, no one cares about ratings or even, like, maybe the publications do,
but like, whoever watches the late night, watch the late night.
They're not going to not watch late night because of that.
They just like late night.
And it's just the same 90-year-old audience members.
Were you ever into late-night TV?
I had a Jimmy Fallon phase for a while.
Like in high school, I liked watching the Tonight Show.
Um, I was, I would be, I watched, um, Conan O'Brien, I watch Conan.
Conan's not bad, yeah.
Yeah, Conan was good.
I watched him, uh, but otherwise in the other ones, I really don't watch them.
Uh, I'll watch clips if there's like someone I care about that's on there, but that's funny.
Yeah, I think the, the vast majority of my intake of late 19.
has been through
Instagram, TikTok
just that, just clips,
just clips,
like actual sitting down
and watching full episodes
from like monologue to music guest
probably seen four.
Yeah, I used to be a big
Colbert Report person
when he was on Comedy Central.
Okay.
I thought he was very clever and funny.
Played a really good character then.
And then when he went to CBS,
he kind of stripped the character
a little bit more. It wasn't as
it was still satire, but it wasn't as
out there and outlandish
and stuff like that.
I like the
on the street stuff. I like that kind of
more than the straight up just late night part. He had a lot of that.
Like all like the TikTok on the street
people? Because those people bother me.
No, no, no, no, no. Like the on the street reporting.
Rate me one out of ten. It's like,
where the insult comic dog is the insult
Comic Dog goes out there and talks to the Star Wars fans, that's a very funny one if you want some time.
Yeah, I guess, yeah, if it's intentional.
I don't like the ones that you always come across them every once in a while where it's like, it's definitely younger, younger guys and girls that are like, what would you rate me one to ten?
It's like, oh, which is very funny.
Would you kiss me if I tried?
Shut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's weird.
That's so weird, too.
But also, it's like, you know there's so much on the scrap, on the floor of just things that didn't work, that they couldn't show.
Like, the people are like, no, you're disgusting.
And they're like, well, cut that one, you know?
Absolutely.
My favorite is when those kind of accounts post, like, this guy tries coming after me and I roast him.
And it's like, you definitely didn't.
You definitely did not.
Like, you look even worse now.
so here's here's a little hot take that i think um the the word the word roast is getting thrown around
too much okay going going deeper about that i i think just the word roast needs to like you you
put someone on fire you burn them and it's now it's just getting to anytime you respond to
something you know anytime you've had like a conversation that's slightly
elevated.
Yeah,
that wasn't exactly planned.
And your voice was just
slightly louder than the other one.
You're like, I roasted it.
I was like, I saw a standalone clip that said,
I roast this heckler.
And he basically said,
what, what's going on?
What's going on tonight, guys?
And then cut the clip.
And I was like, what do you mean you roasted them?
Like, you did nothing.
That's fair.
I think people are using it this.
See, I think we should bring back
burn
burn it's great you you you burn i mean that was a big 70 show thing
burn yeah burn yes i love that show seen it through way too many times but i think we
should bring back burn i think okay i think grown men should we start bringing back burn
i think burn's a good one i uh i just think roast is getting just throwing around way too
much and i mean i don't know how you feel about it but the roast battles are always like
Like, I think few and far between should be like to build up some, some, you know,
but like every week I feel like Chicago's having a roast battle.
And it's like, how do you write and get enough content that would be, you know?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I've never been big into being a part of the roast battles.
I think, and it's weird because we see it all the time.
And so we see these people and they're down.
definitely reusing stuff, but the audience doesn't see it every time.
Like, you might go to one roast a year, and you're like, wow, that's amazing.
So you're just attracting new audience.
I see both where you can be like, all, we're doing too much.
It's becoming, like, a little oversaturated, but also, I mean, that's just comedy in
generally.
You can pick any touring act.
It's like, you're doing it every week.
It's like, yeah, but it's a new audience every week.
So, yeah, yeah, I guess.
It's, I get what you're saying, because even.
I've had that same thought where I'm like
can we do something else
I don't need to hear
you call him like
you look like Elon must love child
and it's like
yeah I don't know but
no I get both sides of it
and you know what if that's
your niche that you like because
I mean some people it ends up
you make a career out of it very few
but it is a nice gateway
into things and I guess for some people
does help you write?
Yeah, I mean, if that's your style, then maybe, yeah?
I mean, it helps you, I don't mind the writing, just exercise of writing in a different
style either.
That doesn't bother me.
But if you're only writing roast stuff, it's going to be hard to come, to be a stand-up
on a show where they don't know you're a roast comedian, you know?
Does that make sense?
Especially if that's looking to your other old material.
Yeah, it's just like you've got to be a good at both.
It's going to be a double-edged sword.
You know, you got to be good at roasting.
But I remember the time, and I'm not going to throw out the person's name,
but they did a show.
No, it's not Brandon Wine.
They did a show, and the audience was a little talky, which happens.
We both know that happens.
But they went straight to being mean to the point where the audience wasn't even like being mean to the comedian.
Like they were just kind of little chatty to them.
And they were talking like they paid for the show.
It wasn't a free show.
Like it was he was one.
Oh, I shouldn't say he would.
He was one of the.
I'm giving it a way.
No, it wasn't brain.
But yeah.
And then it.
No, it wasn't a paycheck grow.
Um, but yeah, then I, uh, I just thought he just went mean right away and it kind of turned
the audience against him. Um, like a no strike policy he had.
And it was, it was like you, you don't need to roast the audience. I mean, it, it, or ruin for
another comedian behind you, just like, because then they go up just starting fresh and
have to gain the audience back. But yeah, I'm always on the board of like, hey, the
audience is there to have a good time. Let's show him one, you know.
yeah unless it's a roast and they're looking to get roasted themselves yeah yeah so people are loving that
i mean that's the whole killtony aspect of what comedy has been in certain circles so yeah i can't
get comfortable you can't get comfortable you can be all right no i honestly full disclosure i have to
poop um well what are you were you drinking a corona before
am i drinking what what are you drinking what are you drinking a seltzer
This is a, this is a bubbler.
This is, this is, uh, Rachel and I are obsessed with these.
It is a nice little boost of natural caffeine.
Um, it did start in Wisconsin, only Wisconsin, and they have now migrated to Target.
And so we've been able to pick them up, targeted in Walmart.
And so we've been able to pick them up in Colorado now.
Whoa.
Why haven't we been hit?
Let's hit a bubbler.
Let's promote their route stuff.
I have.
I have tried.
It doesn't work.
Um, I have tried.
By the way, numerous times.
And turns out foot demographic, not their thing.
They're more of a all-natural, I mean, I guess it is all-natural piggies.
What if we, yeah, what if we pour Bubbler on our feet?
Would they bring audience members?
That would bring in other foot enthusiasts who also share love for Bubbler.
It would not bring in Bubbler, but I can't say if that is or isn't a step in the right direction.
So we'll see.
We'll see.
I've had, you know how I know we're officially back,
the request for my feet again are back.
And I don't think we've really been showing them.
I really don't.
Like I got the chair scooted up, trying not to,
but like sometimes I got to get comfy.
My dogs are caged tonight.
But I am wearing the comfort sweatpants.
I am wearing those.
Give me a little fit check.
Give me a fit check.
We should maybe we just turn this into a fit check podcast.
Ooh, ooh, look at this.
Yeah, do that where you lift your foot up?
Yeah.
Do they, like, grab the back of your heel?
Yeah, so this one is, these are great.
They're very, like, baggy, which I really like.
I would say it's, like, a parachute weighted parachute pants, and they're so nice.
Oh, they're fantastic.
But hit me up with the rest of the outfit.
What do you got?
Shirt, socks.
So then I got a shirt.
I got a shirt that says, United, we stang with a Mustang on it.
Okay.
We have a Fat Chance Buddy hat.
Yeah.
And we have some Puma socks, some short ones, because I didn't want a long one because I am roasting.
I was cooking, so.
I have a team-issued club lacrosse shooter shirt on.
I, too, have the exact same Fat Chance Buddy hat.
And then I have well-worn in black Lulu Lemon ABC pants because, you know,
daddy ain't poor anymore
they're well worn in
they're well worn in
and then you're like well because I'm not poor anymore
I'm like well how did you
yeah but it was I got him before I was poor
and then I had a free
a few months of poorness
and now I'm back to not being poor
and then I have my signature
I just give a little tell right there
white Nike dry fit socks
and my underwear
Nike Dry Fit
Nike Dry Fit underwear I believe
It's great
I'm a Haynes guy tonight
I'm a business cash
From the waist down
But my undergarments and my uppers
I could cross you over
It's a functional outfit
Yeah
You're ready for anything really
And
My favorite thing is you have
Wisconsin shirt on it. I went to the badger
game Saturday, and God
did we suck. Oh.
We were bad.
We, I didn't
know, so this is how uninvolved
I am in college football, and even
Wisconsin.
I didn't know we were favorites going
into that game. I actually just
assume we're not favorites going into any game.
And apparently
we were big-time favorites in this game, and
Rachel and I went to a brewery
Saturday, just for
pint, just for a pint in a view in the mountains, check some foliage, some tree peeping or
whatever it's called, though. And it was 27 to 3. And I was like, well, we weren't supposed
to win this game anyways. Turns out we were definitely supposed to win that game. I'm more
concerned with how your time was on campus. What you do prior, what you do after. Okay. So it's
11 o'clock, it's 11 o'clock start, which is the worst. Paint to picture.
Which is the worst for getting to, you know, anywhere you...
Like, 11 o'clock is a tough one when you're not in Madison already.
Hold on. Before you continue, imagine being Mountain Time.
I thought it was game started at 10 a.m. here.
Yeah, I know.
Blow my brains out if I was in college. Continue.
Yeah. So, but I, Thursday night I went to the Laugh Factory in Chicago,
and then Friday night I was in Kekana for a show.
And then, so it's like a lot of driving.
So I was like, in the morning, I was, like, in the morning,
soon as the alarm went off was like oh man i got to go to this football game and uh i get we
we get in the car everything's good um meet my buddies uh at a at a bar right outside and we're
pretty much a 30 minutes till game time and we're like oh well we can miss the first like first
you know kickoff we'll be fine and uh he's talking like yeah we're 10 10 point favorites i was
like man that's that doesn't seem right we suck so we're getting into the stadium and we can hear the
crowd go oh and we're like what just happened and we get to we get to our seats and everything's
right and i asked the person next to me i was like hey you got big big groan before well what was that
And he goes, oh, well, we got the ball.
We got all the way down the field.
And then they blocked the kick right away, our first field goal.
Instant block.
So I was like, oh, okay, that's the way it's going to do.
And then as soon as that went, it was like, dude, we were down 20-0-0 by half.
It was over like that.
Did you leave it at half?
No, we stayed for jump-around.
And then we left.
That's fair.
And then, like, we were like, well, we probably should get.
out of the city to get some food
because we were like hungry.
So we had a drink, watch a little bit of the game
and then we're like, oh, let's get some pasta
outside, or outside the city a little bit.
And, well, I love some pasta,
some Saturday pasta. It would be, sounds great, you know?
Sunday soup, Saturday pasta? Is that your thing?
Yeah, I mean, like, but, so I just Googled
pasta, Madison, right?
and they had some pasta place on there
that's got good ratings
so here we go perfect
we're all in our badger gear
and we get to this place and it's a fancy sit-down
like pasta restaurant
now
I'd probably have to look it off what it was
but
it was a fancy
and
and
my buddy goes in there
and tries to get the
the reservations
and
They're like, oh, we're a full, but we can put you outside.
And he's like, okay, that's fine.
It's a nice day.
I hope we can do that.
And they just put us in this alley, and we are the only people in there.
It was almost like they were like, put those guys outside.
Let's not have them in here.
They're going to ruin the image.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then we get out there.
We probably get within close like 20 minutes, maybe 15 minutes left of our dinner.
And then it starts sprinkling.
so we're like
we tell the waitress
I was like hey
could we happen to go inside
is there like we'll belly up to the bar
we don't we don't care
just is there anywhere we can sit
a tabletop that we can be at
for inside and they're like oh yeah
we have room
we'll put you over there
so they reserve us
a place at the bar
and that's where we all brought our plates
in and we ate the rest of it
but yeah it was very funny
well I mean it sounds like a good experience
I mean other than the game
it's still fun it's memorable
it's memorable yeah it was
and it was good
pasta i mean i wish i knew them for the yeah everyone uh all the all the people were dressed
as a hamburger they're all in like look like they were getting out of jail they're on black
and white stripes uh stuff it's very funny to me yeah no i don't know that restaurant there's i mean
there's a lot of good there's a lot of good places in madison but no i'm glad you had fun i
think at that point now i mean i've gone back for a few games nothing's been the same since i went to
school there and it never will be it's a different mindset when you're like you're attending school
when you're done you're like maybe first year back you're like we're back baby and now it's like
it's been six years uh yeah it's like oh remember that remember them yeah and it's changed like it's not
as good as it used to be uh you start yeah because you're not you're not young like it's
let let people have their thing i mean i i i i
everyone who's old always just complains about other things of young people like just let them be young people yeah let them have it's their time it is no longer it's your time to be this age it's their time to be that age I'm all for it but also your time to be this age part of your right is to complain about someone else being the age you used to be like it's just life that's it's a circle and a square and a triangle and it's all of it and it's just live is about
part do you want to know what i i said what i think is the oldest sentence to ever come out of my
mouth this weekend and i had to preface it to rachel be like this is going to make me sound
really old like really so we live a hop skip and a jump really close to coer's field down here
and friday this weekend they had fireworks go off yeah fireworks to go off yeah fireworks to
off to launch to celebrate the end of their miserable season basically and they're like thank god
we don't have traffic downtown anymore and they start going off and we're like well let's go watch
them on our balcony and it was a beautiful like summer night just sit on the balcony i had a little
drink of my hand watching the fireworks and i looked at rachel and i go this is an enjoyable volume
to watch fireworks.
I was like, this is perfect.
This isn't too loud.
I'm not too close.
I can see them.
I can go home immediately.
I was like, this is a perfect volume
to watch fireworks.
And I go, oh my God, I think I just aged 10 years.
Do you know who else used to, like,
my grandmother used to watch fireworks on the TV.
She used to watch fireworks on the TV before July.
I mean, that's two steps ahead.
me.
But I, I mean, I was like, this is nice.
Like, I can talk to you at a normal volume and hear me.
I don't have to whisper in your ear.
I'm not on some shitty blanket in the middle of the grass.
I always hated that.
I fucking hated that.
Let's go watch fireworks in a field to get eaten alive in the middle of Wisconsin.
No, thank you.
Absolutely not.
All right.
But I was like, wow.
I'm old.
I'm old.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I haven't seen any fireworks in quite some time
And I don't care from back then
I don't care from now
They're fine, they're overrated
One of the most
They're one of the most overrated
Celebrations things, I think
Yeah, there's always one person
When you're down with fireworks
Like if you're in a crowd
They always like, yeah, that was awesome
That was great
And then you just hear like in the corner
But the pollution
And it's like, all right, you know what?
I love some overrated stuff, but, yeah, that was definitely,
Fireworks is one.
I used to say for a while, I thought a piñata was overrated.
I was like, it's kind of stupid.
Like, just give us the candy, you know?
Like, don't make us work for it.
But then the other day I saw, like, a bunch of, it was like a kid's, like, seventh birthday,
and they were going ham at a pinionata.
I was like, okay.
A pinata is amazing.
Well, I always thought at the back of the end.
I was like, just give me the candy.
Like, what are we doing here?
You're grown-ups, you get candy, we're kids, give me the candy.
Why you got to make me just look like an idiot
and you just, like, blindfold me and try to me to swing at something?
Yeah, but a pinata, a pinata, is it kids, like, ballpark peanuts?
Like, they're way cooler when you've got to crack open the shell and you get it.
If I handed you just a cup of deshelled peanuts, you'd be like, why?
But if I gave you ballpark peanuts, you're like, hell yeah, I'll crack these things.
I'll toss them on the ground.
I'll make a mess.
No rules.
You're encouraged to make a mess.
I did.
I did see a kid with the piano, and they were going ham on it.
I was like, that's kind of fun.
That seems kind of cool.
So I turned the blind eye.
I'm back.
I'm team Penaata now.
The older I get that, I'm more team piñata.
There you go.
Team Pinata.
I'm going to flip my camera.
Flip your camera.
I think Penaata is an appropriate celebration, but there's definitely an age cap.
Fireworks, I'm always going to be team firework.
I'm trying to think of another celebration that could be over or underrated.
I really don't know.
What do you think of the birthday cake?
Do you think that's over, under, or perfectly rated?
I think it's fine.
The birthday song sucks.
I always hated that.
But then also, just of like a celebration where they tell the baby's gender
where they have to shoot glitter cannon.
The gender reveal?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's so funny when they pick sports that they're not good at, like golf,
and they just swing and miss.
I was like, what?
I think gender reveals have gone too far.
I think gender reveals are fine, but they need to be intimate.
they should, you should not have to, if you're sending out invites for you to read an envelope
your doctor gave you, I would love it if one time you gave a doctor just played a little
ha ha funny and we just wrote, you have hepatitis and they opened that instead of a gender
reveal. I think that would be great because everyone would love going to that party.
That's the most messed up.
party have ever heard i had i had uh when i was getting tested for all my sicknesses well no it
freaked me out because the doctor world is very confusing that someone who doesn't know it but i had to
get after they didn't know what was going on with me so they're like we're doing all this
blood work and we're going to figure out if you have like blood cancer or all this stuff like just
like the scary things i was like we could test for hepatitis and all that and all these like my chart
things would come back and prior to these tests would be like negative negative negative negative negative
negative i'm like i'm good and then like the second time i went for blood work they're like hey
we're going to test you for hepatitis and i got my notification and said positive i had never
called rachel so fast in my life being like i think i have hepatitis and she's like no it just
means you're positive for the antibody which means you don't have it i go there needs to be a
Universal, yes or no, you got it in this.
If you're sending it to a patient, you need a dumbed-down version that just goes, good, bad, okay, needs work, yes, no.
Like, those are the terms that should show up on a chart.
Yeah, I know Rachel's a nurse, but why do they also talk in military time?
Who's that for?
Why are we doing that?
No one else talks in military time, so don't come and talk to me in military time.
Yeah, I don't like that either.
not a military time guy.
I'm a metric system guy, though.
Oh, you're big in the feet.
I mean, when you say centimeters,
you can use a much bigger number.
All right.
Well, I have, let's bring back some games.
I do have some games for you.
We haven't done games in a bit.
So I didn't print it off,
but I'm going to do some rapid fire questions.
Okay.
And these are questions.
that are supposed to trip you up a little bit.
Okay.
Are these like brain teasers or like?
Yeah, kind of.
We're brain teasers, but there are some trivia that are brain teasers.
What's the only fruit where the seeds are on the outside?
Strawberry?
Correct.
What country are Pamana, Pamma hats actually made?
Panama hats.
Panama?
Ecuador
Which animal can hold its breath longer than a dolphin
Sometimes up to eight minutes
A whale
No
A sloth
Because its heart rate slows down so much
Interesting
What was Walt Disney
Afraid of?
What was Walt Disney afraid of?
Mice
That is correct
What is banned in public places in Florida
After 6 p.m. on a Thursday
Urination
Farting, technically that's a law
Really? I would be jailed so fast
It's only on Thursday
So Wednesday you're fine
I gotta stay inside on Thursdays
Yeah
If you dug a hole straight through the earth
And jumped in
Would you come out in China?
I think it depends on where you dug the hole.
In the U.S.
No.
You'd come out in Russia.
Nope.
You're correct.
No is the answer.
Most of you come out in the Indian Ocean.
What is the technical term for the hashtag symbol?
Pound.
Octothrope.
Aquatrope?
Octothrope.
Octothroop.
Okay.
What were the first hockey puck's made of?
Um, cow dung.
That is correct.
Frozen cow poop.
It is illegal to eat, to own.
What is it illegal to own in Hawaii, but perfectly legal to eat?
It's illegal to own in Hawaii, but perfectly legal to eat.
Um, dolphin.
A snake.
Which U.S. state has known for having more cows than people?
Oh, we did this.
I swear to God we did this.
This one we have.
Is it like Missouri?
Montana.
If you mix red and green, what color do you get?
Red and green, isn't that blue?
Brown.
Oh, yeah, duh.
In Texas, it's illegal to put what on your neighbor's cow.
It's illegal to put what on your neighbor's cow?
These questions, when you say they're trying to slip me up,
I'm like, all right, they're easy answers.
I'm thinking too hard.
A saddle?
A graffiti.
Graffiti, okay.
What's the only food that never spoils?
Honey.
That's correct.
What is the technical name for the funny bone?
The humorous?
That is incorrect.
The Unlove nerve.
Okay.
Nothing funny about that.
Which animal has poop that is in a cube shape?
In a cube shape?
A cube shape.
I think a human with IBS.
No, a wombat.
A wombat.
What did people use before toilet paper was invented?
Handkerchief.
Corn Cops.
What was the first toy advertised on TV?
G.I. Joe.
Mr. Potato Head.
The U.S.
Which U.S. state is famous for having the most UFO sightings?
Is it Utah?
Nevada.
Nevada.
Uh, which planet in our solar system could float in a giant bathtub because it was less dense than water?
That's actually a really good question.
Uh, I say Uranus.
Uh, no.
Neptune.
Saturn.
Saturn.
Saturn. Okay.
Uh, what is Scotland's national animal?
Oh, a drunk.
A unicorn.
A unicorn.
What is the technical
What is the technical name for a group of flamingos?
A flamingo flock.
A flamboyance.
A flamboyance.
Okay.
Is that fun?
What did Napoleon suddenly keep, supposedly keep in his pocket?
A stepstool?
No, poison.
Poison. He kept it in case he was captured.
Yeah.
Which country has more pyramids than Egypt?
Which country has more pyramids than Egypt?
Mexico.
Sudan.
That's a good answer.
What usual job did Pope Francis have before coming a pope?
Is this our most recent Pope?
I believe so.
Well, before.
Train conductor, White Sox fan.
No, no, no, no, that's this guy.
The one before, Child Diddler,
preschool teacher.
Nightclub bouncer.
Nightclub bouncer.
Yeah.
Okay.
How long is an average yawn?
four seconds
six
yeah what is the national sport of Japan
video games
sumo wrestling
what's the only letter that doesn't appear
in the U.S. state name
oh
Um
X.
Q.
Oh, Mexico.
Um, Q. Yeah.
I almost said C.
It's Arizona.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did terribly at that.
But I'm glad the games are back.
So.
You know what I missed?
You know what I missed more than anything
is listening to you, Reed?
Yeah. The person who shouldn't read the most, does read the most. It is bad.
I mean, it's truly, it's horrendous. I love you, but it's horrendous.
It's...
A very funny thing was, I was watching some sort of reality game show.
Yeah.
Where they... It's called Taskmaster. Taskmaster.
Oh, love it.
Love it. Yeah, it's great.
big fan of it, but they
read the tasks.
And I think that would be my biggest problem of
at all. You could never host
any television show ever
where you have to read off a teleprompter.
Yeah, I would
just have to do it again.
They would play you off
so fast and the voice
of God would show up and be like,
and the nominees for greatest actor are
and you'd be like,
Hua, Hua Quentin Phonix?
walking uh
josh
do them all
do them all
uh yeah
will smith will smit
will smet
the
like it's just me
focusing so hard on it
the
nominees
for
based
best
picture
in a motion film
exit stage right
okay
just like
clearly reading off of something
do you don't have like
there's that one person
on glee that they think can't read.
Yeah.
That should be the rumor about me.
That should be the rumor.
It's not a rumor.
We have hours of visual evidence.
Hours.
Too much.
Too much time spent of Judd trying to read.
I could put together a year's worth of episodes of you reading games.
If we ever wanted to take the time
and putting the clips together from old episodes,
It's just me trying to read.
I would pay someone $100 to go back and clip together,
like the greatest montage of you reading and mishandling words.
Easy.
If someone wants to take that time, there's the offer.
I'll give you $100 or a pair of socks.
Yeah, that's so funny.
And for some of you, that's a lot of money.
And for some of you, that's a huge discount.
So.
And for most of you, you are.
Just wanting to watch some two idiots talk.
And you're welcome.
You're welcome.
This one's got a hole in it.
Of course, how would you get your foot in?
And out.
Sure.
But yeah, so it's fun to be back at the pod.
When are we going to have?
I think Derek Henry already scored, so don't tell me about it.
Yeah, we'll see.
As long as Derek Henry,
not Lamar Jackson, I'm good.
Yeah, so when are we having the skiing is easy boys on there?
Probably the next couple weeks their new merch line is dropping the next week and a half.
So once that's done, then we roll in and we have some fun.
And I need to get it done soon because my entire month of October is booked with stuff every weekend.
Well, good.
So, yeah, we might, I mean, this could be talked after the podcast,
but we might have to bank some episodes just so we can get up.
Because I'm also, my October is pretty wild, a bunch of other stuff.
Well, with that being said, we're going to take another three-month break.
We'll see you never.
Talk to you next week.
Clap us out on three, two.
Thank you.
