Fat Chance Podcast - Americas Top Foods Ep.187

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

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I'm sure I still got it. Oh, yeah, because I just saw you on a podcast this morning. I know. You still, should we do our vocal exercises? Me, me, me, me, no, no, nah, nah. Nah, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, it's the... Swear word, swear word, swear word. All right.

We should get a bleep button. That'd be fun. A bleep button. I'd be down for that. Like, not even, like, editing it in, just like a big, beep. There it is. You know? Oh, like, we, hold on, like, a, like an easy button from Staples?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very funny. So, watching you this morning, obviously, if you haven't seen it already, Michael was graciously asked to be a guest on another podcast. fridge brick time as you can see on my t-shirt yeah fridge brick time asked them to be a and it's all right guys if you didn't have my number it's okay i'm sure they they did ask you to be on it that's why i texted you what are you doing this week and you're like i'm at my family so i was like yeah that's fair that's fair okay yeah that's fair okay but uh um my favorite thing about the podcast um there's a few of

things we can go over some of it but my favorite thing is they have breaks in it and they actually yeah they're literal breaks of like breaking that too i actually think it's kind of funny oh yeah so funny it's just like a funny bit um but it gets you to think that they're doing an ad break at that moment i genuinely thought the first one i was like all right they're going to do some skit like It definitely felt like this is where they're going to plug in a skit. And they're just like, nope, I'm just going to make you sit here for five, ten seconds, which I was like, after like the second one, I wanted to throw to it a lot more. Just like, um, so what's your favorite thing about comedy? Actually, we're going to go to a break.

It's like, just like, don't make you answer it. Just get progressively longer. Yeah. No, it's fun. I had a good time. It was, it was nice. Like, just. I know how, like, you and Jack feel now or must, like, still, you still feel.

But, like, when you're done with this, you're like, that's it. That's it. Well, I mean, well, not to give too much behind the cream, but yeah, we do, we do, like, we send you, like, now it's a little bit different when we have to send you stuff. But, like, in Jack's basement, you just had to show up. Yeah, and then, you know. I would leave and do all of it, yeah. Well, that's why, like, I wanted to bring games. I want to bring, you know, I wanted to actually do work for the podcast.

No, and it's much appreciated. Yeah, it's just like a freeloader. Absolutely. Well, it was one of those things where I was like, I threw you out there. I was like, this is what Judd and I'm due to me. I'm like, all right, up here, and then over here, and then nothing. I was like, all right, now it kind of hurt my feelings a little bit. Yeah, it's so frustrating.

Every time. It breaks my heart every time. Because it would be so fun if I wanted to take the time to do. do it but i don't and i think those guys uh they can definitely get sponsors i mean they're um they got the look they got the northern uh accents it's great to see um them doing well and and enjoying what they like to do so it's such a cool like for someone who wants to be like anyone that wants to be a creative and um do your own studio like what they have is so cool like i for When I walked in there, I was half thinking this is going to be similar to me.

We're like, all right, this is going to be in a basement. This is going to be in a separate room in an apartment. This I'm just going to be in my living room like I am here. No, it's a whole separate studio. They have a lobby. They have like a kitchen break room. They have two, three offices. And then they have the studio.

Man, yeah, I should do this podcast from there. Yeah. I should just go over there and hang with them. It would be sweet. You don't have to say right now, but are we going to have them on the pod? I would love to have them on. We just, we have to coordinate how that's going to work. Because right now it is hard enough doing it just you and I virtually.

And we had two more people that look the same. I'm not going to know. It helps that they sit next to one of them. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. But that was fun. I enjoyed the podcast, and boys, you're doing a great job. Keep it up.

You have to go work. What do you got on your feet there? I got, these are a Christmas present. All right, hold on. Nope, you don't get that. They're just little slippers. I got hardwood floor, and I think I have glass feet. I have since I was a kid.

And if I stand barefoot on the floor too long, it's my feet start to hurt. And I've had the same moccasins, which you've definitely seen. episode before for, I don't know, a couple years, two, tree, nine, and I think it's, it was time to go. The only problem is, is they now also have the same structural integrity as those, uh, as those other ones because these are 10 bucks.

And, and now it's, it's like walking on soft hardwood. Yeah, yeah, now you have, now you have a piece of foam in between the hardwood. Yeah, and my feet are sweating. But it's, you know what, I like them. I got two pairs, I got these, and I got ones with ducks on it. You're a hoes slipper guy. I don't think I am. I don't think I could be.

I, be honest, usually I'm not. I'm usually, I want to be barefoot. I do. I want to be barefoot. I want the least amount of clothing on is possible. I overheat a lot. Man, the people watching this are going to love that. They're like, he's sitting up.

Is you going to take something off? I want to be naked. I want to be. If I could be shirtless, no socks. on, a pair of shorts, I would all the time. But I can't, and I shouldn't do that for the Internet. And you know what? I wasn't ready in the New Year to just have the tozy-woesies out.

Fair way. And, you know, I'm trying. New Year, new us, we're going to be, yeah, we're going to do the exact same thing we've been doing. Normal, I'm going to forget that I only have socks on or no socks. on and I quickly threw these on. I was like, you know what? I'm going to be, I'm going to tease.

I'm going to be a playful tease. Yeah, for my new year, the reason I'm actually wearing this hat is I accidentally threw this hat in the wash. It's an old school bucks hat. Okay. I like that. Yeah, it's super cool. Accidentally threw it in the wash and it got a little damaged.

So I'm trying to structure it back out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, with my head. I think I did a good job. I, I, uh, I, er drew it and put a towel in it, but now I'm trying to, it's like, sure it shapes back. I think the brim is a little bit bent, but. I, I don't know, everyone's while, like, I think a hat needs a wash, even a dry.

Oh, yeah. Like, if it's like a sport, just toss it in there. Let it, let it, you know, get beat up a little bit. Who cares? I've had the same workout hat for, again, a couple years now, and that thing is rancin. I'll toss it in. I need a new one. And that would be the logical thing to do, but I can't be bothered to buy a new one.

You put a fat chance hat on. I see, these aren't workout hats. See, I do have a workout hat that I, that my little sister made me. It's got, she, she during the pandemic got into making stuff like crafts. So she made hats. Like they were, they were, they were, she bought blank hats. Okay. And then, and then basically,

put logos and things on top of the hat. They just... Oh, I like that. I like that. That's a fun little hobby to pick up. Yeah, for hers, she made me Stanley dribbling a basketball. Oh, okay. I think I've seen that.

I've seen that. Yeah. Yeah. And it looks pretty good. For my dad, she made a one with the state of Wisconsin, and it has the Green Bit Packer logo, and I think she made my brother, like a guitar and stuff. So, yeah, she made a bunch of them.

That's nice. That's a good hobby to have. I like that. Where was she when we needed these done? I feel like I could have gotten a discount. No, I think, yeah, she's in Texas, so they would take a little bit for shipping, I assume. But our hats look great.

And would there ever be a fat-ch-hand store where you could buy your own? Yeah, I actually was talking about that with someone today at work, and I want to do it. This whole comedy world the last three months with the new job is taking a back seat. But now I'm settled in. I'm ready to rock and roll.

It's one of my goals to have a place where you can buy these. I just... And it's a t-shirt or a sweatshirt. Nothing fancy. Just a shady link that you could send me money and you may or may not get a sweatshirt.

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't have an S. It's an HTTP. Yeah, it's just HTTP. We only take... We only take Venmo and PayPal. It says Venmo preferred. And when it says ask for the last four digits,

I say, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You send me the money. Yeah, I mean, even in 2020, I'm going to gradually get in the merch. Because I feel like I don't ever sell merch after shows. And I feel like it's an easy thing to do.

Yeah. It's more annoying than anything. But once you get over that fact of like, hey, I have stuff, you know, it kind of like feels weird. But I see so many people do it. And I'm like, oh, man, that's just a few extra bucks for your show. And it might make it worth it, you know, especially when you travel. Okay. Let's, two things.

One, do you think if you perform poorly, you're not going to pitch the merch? Like, if you think you have a good set, obviously you pitch it. But if you're like, I bombed, you're going to be like, hey. After the show, I know none of you had a good time, but if you'd like to then give me more money. Honestly, it's kind of funnier that way. Because if you bombed, you know you bombed. You're like, hey, if you guys loved it, even though I know you don't. You might.

Someone might like it. And then, um. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Buy it for the. Okay, go on. I want you to, you're wrapping up your set. Okay.

Mm-hmm. I'm the audience. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, however you need to picture. me naked just my t-shirt whatever you need um i want you to just just yep no slippers just say you're wrapping up a joke i want you to give me your spiel to get me to buy your merch and go so i would do i would do what everyone normally does okay that that is going to be by the way i'm going to

be uh opaq selling these stuff and what i what i want to do is i have a uh a joke joke in my set, talking about my boy to lose, my cat, how he cost me a lot of money by taking him to the vet. Yeah. And then the way that joke ends is by me saying, oh, I'm going to owe back, I'm going to be selling merch, I'll be selling a hoodie string for $833, which is the exact point for the bill.

Yeah. And then I can be like, or you guys could buy these stickers that I have. I would say that. So I would say that in the middle of the set, probably. Because I feel like pitching merch at the end, it's always just a little tiring and can be. Ah, so you want to be a, you want to be a middle, a middle pitch. Yes. And what I'm creating right now is a little sticker that you'll soon see. Is this going to be my boy Toulouse, Lane?

and it just says, I'm in so much gambling debt. That's what it says on it. Or I'm in debt. One of the two, I don't know which one he's at. But that's what I feel like this sticker would be, because that's just a funny sticker to have. Are you going to have a string coming out of his ass? No, no.

I think it would just be funny to, because I always feel like the stickers that are so specific to jokes, you kind of have to know the joke, and then you have to explain it. But if you just have a sticker that says, I'm in so much debt. That is very funny. I'm in so much gambling debt, and it's just has a cat on there. It's kind of funny. And stickers are an easy thing to, like, it doesn't cost much. You can, there's a good profit.

Even if you sold them for a buck and you bought enough, like, you're going to make at least a couple cents on them. You know it would be a fun ornament, though, for you for that joke, is if you made, oh, well, I guess Judd's phone died. It is. We're just, we're going to keep going. What I was going to say is a fun merch idea would be an ornament. It would be an ornament, and it has a cat coming down. Ah, he's calling me back. Do we want to explain what the hell just happened?

I don't know what just happened. It just had called failed on both our ends, so. Okay. Well, I've been recording, but maybe I'll cut it. Were you still recording? Yeah, we're still recording. Cool. So what I was trying to say, what I think would be a good merch

for that joke is if you did an ornament it's a cat but the thing that's hanging it up is a string like a deliberate strength yeah that's funny yeah or at least get

get your lady one of those for for Christmas get anyone in your family whoever you want something for Christmas I'm gonna flip my camera by the yeah go ahead I should have done that one we you should have it's okay shit done

Yeah, let's just restart and talk about the Fritchbock Boys and how we'll cut the arc about us. All right, for the game today. And we're back from our break. Oh, and hi, welcome to Fad Chance Podcast. Neither of the phones went out. Don't worry about that. And, yeah, I should get some merch and look on that. There should be an ornament coming with a string that Michael said.

That would be great to get for everyone in your family. We'll see what we put in. You know what pieces me off is I have to edit something now. Yeah, that's great. I feel bad for you. And I felt bad. You know, you were in person here. We could have done this in person a couple days ago.

Yeah, that's true. But I do have a fun game kind of about that. Kind of about. So, yeah, got seeing for Denver, which was a lot of fun. and learn that Michael likes to cook a lot and loves his food. He's kind of a foodie. I am.

But without being a foodie. So today's game for today is I'm going to name you the states. And you have to tell me what their most popular food is in each state. Okay. I've seen some YouTube videos on this, and there's some very unique ones. There are some very, I meant you right now, the first one is going to be very funny.

Also, I thought of, why don't we just do shots for every wrong answer? Shots? Like, I start drinking. I would be fucked up every Tuesday. All right. Well, let's see. So here we go. The 50 states of food.

Yeah. Play the theme. Are we doing all 50 states? 50 states of food, starting with Alabama. Alabama. Alabama. Corn fritters. Pecans or pecans, whichever one you like.

Pekon. Pekon. Okay. I think it depends on the sentence, like data or data. Yeah, it's a state nut, apparently. Alaska. Alaska. Ooh.

It's not whale, is it? No, you're close. You're close. It's something like Nordic? Salmon. Salmon. Okay. Yeah.

Arizona. Liquor. I've only ever been not in a sane state in Arizona. Arizona, Arizona, Arizona, Arizona, Arizona, Arizona. Ooh, Tex-Mex? It is a Tex-Mex dish. Is it? Ooh.

I don't know. Chimichongas. Chimichongas. Chimichongas. Hi. Hello. And he's gone. Arkansas.

Arkansas. One of these states I know is chili and cinnamon roll. Is it this state? No, it is not this state. This is Arkansas got to be poor crimes. War crimes? Did you say? Pork crimes.

War crimes? Yeah. You think the state of Arkansas does war crimes. All right. Pork crimes. Tomatoes is the correct. Tomatoes, really? Okay.

I know, yeah. Also fruit and a vegetable. It can't, it's both? Uh, is it like the square rectangle thing with tomatoes? The tomatoes is a state fruit and the state vegetable in our, it sounds like Arkansas doesn't grow much of anything else

I think so California yeah who's cooking in that brain yeah no the first word that came to my mouth or mine is not going to come out of my mouth because it's not a food

California the burrito Avocado Avocado Are we thinking like singular food or like food item Just the most popular food in the state Colorado the state you live in

Oh I probably should know this Coors Light Banquip of beers No it is steak Steak Okay I feel like that could be a lot of states food yeah i don't know why that one is that um but it ranges a lot uh Connecticut

this is where it gets a little dice it gets a little dice in terms of like it's a dish not necessarily of food yeah i think it might be good in Connecticut i think maybe uh I've never had it oh you've never had it um is it clam chowder oh you're so close it's white clam pizza White Klan pizza. Okay. You know what? I'm going to give myself a win on that one. Yeah, that's a good win.

Delaware. Delaware. Hot dogs. Blue hen chicken. Blue hen chicken. I prefer the red hens. Now we get some softballs. Florida.

Oranges? That is correct. Georgia. Peaches? Perfect. Hawaii. coconut oh my god

seafood pineapple pineapple oh okay sorry we're going fruit I got we were I thought you were to get all three in a row man all right I want to say like pokey's got to be

like the big thing but I guess now we're back to the now we're back Idaho potato that is correct Illinois Fibs

um Pizza Deep dish Hot dog Deep dish pizza There you go Is it? Yeah deep dish pizza

That boy Uh In and then Indiana Corn No Um Do you say porn?

No Um Well close enough Uh sugar cream pie Sugar cream pie Sugar cream pie Sugar pie

That's uh I didn't get to say it like that. I wonder what the obesity rate is in Indiana. Hey, do you want a cream pie? Do you put your sugar on it? A little extra sugar for my sugar. They don't even talk about that in Indiana. I don't have a southern accent at all.

You want a fucking pie? Yeah. Iowa. Is that corn? That is corn. Kansas. I don't know, a loaf of white bread. Oh, you are, what do you put in between them?

Peanut butter and jelly? Oh, barbecue. Barbecue. Barbecue. Oh, duh. Yeah. Kentucky? Fried chicken.

Ooh, that would be a good guess. That is a very good guess. Blueberries, or blackberries, actually. Blackberries. All right. Okay. Louisiana. The Louisiana.

And this one, you can say, in a... Gum. That is correct. A little gumbo. You are correct. You all correct. Give me a jamblai. That gombo.

All right. Maine. Lobster. That's correct. Maryland. Blue crab. That is correct. Massachusetts.

You said this one earlier. Oh. Is it clam chowder? That is correct. You killed those three. Michigan. Michigan. Oh.

Is it parogis? Oh, that would be upper Michigan. First of all, for those people who don't know in parogi is, go get one. They're great. Cherries. For those of you who don't know what it is, I'm not going to tell you. Yeah. It's a meat, pal.

Figure it out yourself. Okay, cherries. A lot of fruit. Yeah. Minnesota. Not a fruit. Minnesota. Oh, thank you.

Minnesota is not... Oh, you're saying it... Okay. Minnesota, not a fruit. Ah. I don't know. There's nothing that comes to mind when I think Minnesota.

Wild rice. Wild right. You know what? Spot on. Yeah. Spot on. Yeah. Mississippi.

Mississippi? Yeah, these are getting harder. Yeah, this is you get to say also in a southern accent. Ew. But it usually goes with something else. Oh, really? Cornbread? Ooh, so close.

Biscuits. Biscuits, okay. Biscuits. Yeah. Missouri, you're not going to get this one, but Missouri, it's fun to say. That's good. I love this. Cracket.

jacks you just assume i'm the oldest person that ever lived you're like oh what does he love finding a gold ring an old cracker jack box a little toy it's for say so that's the first thing that came to my mind i don't know why that was i said i like it

and then it was a reflex that just came up and then the phone goes down again but it's okay he's still recording crack jacks you know judd is going to be the ripe age of 42 in like a month 42 i don't know what we're going to do i mean we sign out for like a r p he's gonna what do you do with an old person this is this is weird this is a new one for us we're back we're back oh yeah

welcome back from the break you're not back I can't see you but I know you're there can you hear me okay I can hear you so

and my camera's still running so yeah good minus two Missouri is ice cream Missouri cool I didn't even

hear you ask about Missouri so yeah because you told me that you like, that I would eat Cracker Jacks. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, never mind. Montana. Montana, bison? No, it's something I've never heard of Huckleberries.

Oh, Huckleberry. From the movie and book Huckleberry Finn. Yeah, that's where it's from. Montana. That story about Montana. Nebraska. is that also corn no

it's actually I'm going to give that to you yes it is also corn it's popcorn oh okay that's a baby win now I am Nevada I'm not going to get right because I don't even know to pronounce this

okay well then this will be fun listening to you read it can you give it to me in a sentence no how would that make me read it better but just try and try and but how would that help it's not supposed to help you I want you to be I want this to be worse as if my favorite thing is I couldn't like I can't sound it out like I don't know what it is and you're like well just put it in a sentence as if that changes how I

well I want to hear it in a sentence I want to see if because I maybe I know the word and maybe you put in a sentence wrong also you can't all right so it's it's the the definition says difficult to pronounce easy to devour strippers and cocaine uh chaturrie brain that's what I would say

a what a charcuttery board chartouterie brained I don't know it's like it's C-H-A-T-E-A-A-U-B-R-I-A-N-D I-A-N-D Whatever the hell that is. And when you googled it, it just said easy to devour, hard to pronounce.

Easy to devour or hard to pronounce. This dish is a large beef filet that is grilled between two low-quality pieces of meat that is discarded after cooking. Usually served it with a sauce of white wine, shallots, butter, lemon juice, and the dish comes in many Las Vegas steakhouses. Yeah, I've never heard of that. Yeah, exactly. So it's not just me.

Anyways, back with the easy ones, New Hampshire. It's one that you already said plus something. Is one I already said plus something? Yeah. It's actually that just in a more specific role. Oh, is it a lobster roll? That is correct. New Jersey.

New Jersey. is it bagels blueberries I know crazy New Mexico also Tex-Mex

I'm gonna go cassidia Chesdea Chalais Chiles okay New York Pizza

Pets Bags I would have thought that too but it's actually cheesecake. Interesting.

I'm calling horseshit on wherever you found these answers. I mean, they have a New York cheesecake, but yeah,

I think that's crazy. North Carolina. North Carolina. I feel like they... North Carolina? Cheeseburger. Strawberries. You know what?

This is bothering me a little bit as just singular fruit and items. I would have, I'd like to know what their most popular dish is. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, some of these are dishes I'm aren't. Uh, North Carolina. So, a play I've never heard of again.

It's a fruit, apparently. Okay. It's blackberries, or, or, a cousin of something. Okay. Like a poison berry? Choke cherry. Choke cherry. Yeah.

It's a kinky cherry. It's a kinky cherry. Ohio. This one's fun to say. Ohio. Flapjacks. Papa. That's what it's called.

Papa? A papa. What's that? It's a sweet fruit. Enough with the fruit. Okay. All right. Then you're going to be upset with this next one.

Oklahoma. Fruit in Oklahoma? Oh, this is actually technically a vegetable. But I think of it as a fruit. What would you think of as a fruit? It's a vegetable because it does have seeds. But you put it in fruit... You put it in a bunch of fruit desserts and a bunch of fruit stuff.

Fruit desserts? I'm thinking grapes with their seeds and grapes. Watermelon, but there's seeds... Is it watermelon? You're right. It's correct. It's watermelon. It's actually a vegetable. There's seeds in watermelon.

Yeah. Doesn't that make it a fruit? Isn't watermelon technically a vegetable? I don't know. This is not the show where we get to the bottom of things. If only we had Diego to fact check it. Oregon. baked beans

Pears Pennsylvania Bonanas Who you should give this one This one's a dish that's mostly known in Philly. Philly cheesecake That is correct Rhode Island

Bananas Frozen lemonade Frozen South Carolina Come on and raise up This got to be barbecue. Boiled peanuts. Boiled peanuts.

Okay. Did you ever see that at the... You know, North Carolina State Fair, right? Never been to North Carolina. Do you ever have the peanuts in Coke? What? Yeah, you heard me. No.

South Dakota. Chili. Coochin. It's a German cake, I guess. I don't know. That was weird. Tennessee. Whiskey.

Dave would usually have this. Who the hell is Dave? He has hot chicken. That's correct. Oh, hot chicken. Texas. Texas. Is this got to be water burger, barbecue?

Texas toast is what? That is not. Okay. Utah. We're going to. Get to the end of the line here. Mormons. What if I said, it's the pudding.

Figgie pudding. The figgy, ooh. Quailudes. Jello is the correct answer, Jello. Jello. Vermont. See, now I'm just going like word association. I went pine trees.

So, acorn. Not. Oh, you were close. You're close. Pine. Maple syrup. Maple syrup. Okay.

You know what? Trust the fruit. That's, yeah, that was pretty close. Virginia. Virginia. Keep that word association going. You might get this one. No, I went cavalier.

Oh. Yeah. Virginia ham. That is correct. Woo-hoo! Washington, the state? The state? Are they hot dogs?

No. Think of a big coffee chain from them. Oh, is it just coffee? I said the word coffee. Again, not a food. That's correct. It's not a food. West Virginia.

Ma' mama. Yeah, your mom. Your Mount your mama. Rocky Mountain Oysters. Apples. Which would make no sense in the Appalachian. Yeah, apples. Okay.

Wisconsin. Is it the cranberry? Or is it cheese? Or is it cheese? Cheese. But we are the biggest producer of cranberries. That's also true. I don't think of that's why.

And then the last one, Wyoming. And That one can make you upset Because it's not going to be a food, is it? It's a weird food It's a weird food Is it cornbread and chili? It's chili and cedar bread?

It's soda bread I've never heard of soda bread. Yeah, this game is done. Where did you find this? BuzzFeed? 50 ways to keep your idiot friend busy? Yeah, that's what I just usually Google is How do you keep a small charge?

A child busy. Just BuzzFeed articles. A middle-aged child. How do you keep him busy? What era woman am I? Yeah. If you were three people you like to date that are in a movie. But yeah, that was fun.

I enjoyed that. That obviously plays 50 Foods from everywhere. I think as much enjoyment I get out of you, not being able to read. You get enjoyment out of me getting pissed off at the stupidity of some of this. That's fair. That's fair. Well, we can wrap this one over.

It's been going for quite some time. We had some technical difficulties. So I want to love to see how this comes out. Just we're, you know, it's going to come out. It is going to come out. It's happy to be back. 2026 is going to be a big year for a fat chance. Go get yourself some comfort.

sweatsh pants, which I'm wearing right now. Buy booze better, I think. Buy some booze better. And if they're still around, let us know. We'd love to hear from them. Take stance against canned cocktails. Don't drink. Make it yourself.

Yeah, don't. If you want an old-fashioned, make it yourself. Buy the ingredient. And go check out the boys at Fridge Brick. Yeah. Support them. They're a lot of fun. We're going to clap on three.

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