Fat Chance Podcast - Beans Beans the Magical Fruit Ep.159

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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everything running and all set up we're good the class who does who could have thought who would have thought ocean yes so i mean it's been fun fun

good over here uh... the what do you wish jack a have a birthday i did wish him a happy birthday and then he replied and then i just forgot to reply until today so I talked to Jack a little bit and Jack if you're watching hey bud

Not that's a thousand percent he is because he Messaged me and said oh by the way my Pinterest is now private Oh Really jack if you're watching, please come back Jack we need you come back from the Peace Corps. Yeah, we'd like you to What did I say? He's just on break due to personal reasons of personal beliefs. I believe personal beliefs Yeah due to personal reasons. Oh, personal beliefs, I believe. Personal beliefs, yeah. We can tell him where Jack actually is. Jack has actually do one of those runs,

like in Forrest Gump, where he runs from one part of the US all the way to the other side of the US. He's an ultra marathon runner now. He's doing those like one marathon a day for a month kind of thing. But in roller blades, which is even crazy. Yeah, because he needs the ankle support. Yeah He needs the ankle support. Otherwise, he wouldn't make it. Yeah put in the comments where you think Jack is right now

I think every week Jack should be somewhere else. Yeah, it's like Carmen San Diego. Where's where in the world is Carmen San Diego. I Have no idea what that is That was that was a game show back in the day when you were way too young for this, but it was a game show back when I was a kid that was on after school. And the premise of the game show was geography, and they would have these kids try to guess where Carmen Sandiego is, and they would give them clues, and they'd have to figure it out. Who's Carmen Sandiego?

She was like a, I believe a spy or like a anti-spy, which is like the villain. Which is also a spy, right? Yeah, she was like, I think something like that. Like they had to figure out where she was. That's a good question, but yeah. And my first guess would always be, Sandiego. Yeah, that'd be a great guess.

It's almost too easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're trying to throw you off the scent sort of situation. Yeah Well, how was your weekend? I good. I I had my first show here. Okay, how'd that go? It went pretty well. I thought it went pretty well. I I'm slowly growing my connections here, which is really nice I feel like this weekend has been great for the connections department. I got connected with a little more into the the Denver comedy scene. I finally started talking to the comics. There you go, that's good. Because you know you're on a show, so you're like, hey we're all performing today. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I introduced myself, because I'm walking in the door, I'm like,

hey I'm performing too, just letting you know. And then I met some, I introduce myself, because I'm walking in the door, I'm like, hey, I'm performing too, just letting you know. And then I met some, I met a lady at the bar who came up to me and my buddy Connor, and it was, she's hammered, but she's, we were talking about, I don't know what, and it got over the conversation, like, yeah, I'm into lacrosse, and I'm looking to get into the sports world

and stuff like that, and she goes, oh, I'm into lacrosse and I'm looking to get into like the sports world and stuff like that and she goes oh I'm connected with the the avalanche and the Colorado mammoth here connect with me and I'll try and hook you up with some connections I'm like sweet and I thought it was like one of those things where you just like say it when you're drunk like you know when you make plans yeah you know you're not gonna do those but then she instantly pulled up her LinkedIn app on her phone I was like type your name in I go this is the most adult interaction at a bar yeah I've I've been a part of like this is this cool and then I connected with her

day and she actually replied I was like wow that's great and then I I met the one of the co-founders at the same bar. We went back the next day For a brand called skiing is easy Okay, and I have a meeting with them tomorrow The that's great, that's awesome. Yeah, so I also have a buddy in Denver who works for like a bunch of different entrepreneurship things and also is on like a team that does a bunch of different events and marketing and networking events.

So I didn't even realize that he would be great to have on the podcast he has a great story he's in a wheelchair I used to play baseball with him and does he have a job for me he I don't know he might he but he right now he is he is in the crossfit games he does the crossfit games, but he's in a wheelchair so it's like All these crazy like he basically pulls himself up by a rope and stuff and lifts all the stuff over his head Which is wild. I'm glad you just kept talking and didn't let me interject there. Thank you. Yeah Yeah, he'd be great. I'd love to have an athlete on here. He's probably more athletic than I am Oh, he's been on a bunch of podcasts, too Yes, why don't you let me know next time

What that just came to me that I know like I was like, yeah, I know my buddy Brandon I'm gonna give you some homework tonight, and that is shoot him my information. No. Okay, that's fine. This whole episode is what we should have been doing the last 24 months. Finally some brain fog stops. You know what's huge for the media department here at Fat Chance Studios is Michael finally is clearing up the backlog of clips that need to go out. That's huge. The third

and fourth episode at Natty Oaks were just completed today so those are gonna start going out yeah. That's fun yeah I mean like it's it feels like a weird time especially for clips, because there's so much stuff that is like even you don't know like a lot of people those TikToks people that delete the app for like the one day that we got hoodwinked. And then like all the other people are like, oh, throw it on reels. Let's throw it on this thing. And you have to be on it's like Sometimes it's good just to have a break

Yeah, the break was a little too long. I'm gonna be honest. It was a little too long It was it was about a month and a half. That's fair. So Yeah, the break was a little too long. I gave myself I told myself today or this week I was like you are gonna get these all done and I told myself today or this week, I was like, you are gonna get these all done. And this week. So I got two, and then I got six more episodes to do. So we'll see.

I think the last clip I put out is like one of Diego over Christmas. Oh, that's not even an episode I was in. No. Yeah, wow. Oh, that's not even an episode I was in. No. Yeah, well. Well, do you want to fly back for Wednesday,

the Wiffle Ball Championships? I was meaning to text you guys this. Are you guys in the championship? Yeah, we'll play Wednesday. Oh, are you playing the team that hates you? I don't know. I don't think so. Or us, because I guess I'm still part of the team.

Yeah, not that one. I don't think, we play the one that we usually play. Like we play them, the two good teams are us. No, so. Oh, okay. Yeah, they, this is the guy that looks like Noah Sindagard. They're like the long hair. No.

Just absolutely cranks them. Oh, we we played them in the playoffs So to get to there. Yeah, that's that's nice. I've been meaning to ask I thought when because Josh sent me Josh sent me a little snappy the day of you golfing and I'm be honest Your swings looking worse. Oh, yeah, you were talking mad shit about that. That's what Josh said. Your swings looking way worse You were talking mad shit about that. That's what Josh said. Your swings looking way worse. It was chipping Motion it was all arms. It was all yeah, cuz we had a chip 30 30 feet you well you look like you sent it 30 yards They I thought it was gonna be about the whiffle thing I just never followed up with them, but I'm glad we're in the championship. And if we win, if we win, um, I'm not going to do anything, but if you guys get

t-shirts, can I have one because I felt so left out, you guys all had matching those like three quarters sleeve things. And then like the first two games and I go order a pitcher of beer and the bar team, I go, what's your team name? And I go, I don't have a clue Like I'm here with the old guys. Yeah That's funny. But yeah, we'll see if we can get you a t-shirt if we win, but we have to win so Yeah, they don't give anything for losers without me

We've been put up pretty good numbers. yeah, we also had Jux come out of Uh retirement well, baby he came off his sabbatical and uh, He hit a he had a walk-off granny to win it in extras one game So yeah, that was that was some electric stuff. It hit the top of the wall and then just fell over That's nice. That's real nice. I could never. I think I had three home runs in my career there and a lot of singles. Yeah, I mean it's all about just fun and having some beers with the guys. I mean that's really what it's about. It is something I want.

I wish they had here like that little, that area. That indoor wiffle ball area. water is so cool. It's so unique Yeah, and they might have something like that here, but I just I haven't really looked for it. Yeah, and I just announced that will that there's a comedy show that happening and on the wiffle ball field and May Kevin don't tell Kevin Farley is coming. Yeah, Kevin Farley would be coming and Yeah, so that should be should be fun. You can get your ticket. What if he was related to Chris Farley? He is that's his brother It's funny cuz they look so similar exactly the same. Yeah. Yeah, but it's funny What else I was gonna say? Oh, yeah, the golf thing dude. I love the heated

The heated thing me and Josh play a little scramble yesterday. I'm so ready for golf. Yeah, I am too. I am I Probably could be golfing already here. It's been in the 60s the last week and a half, which is really nice I haven't looked for a driving range yet. I need to go do that. Yeah. But I'm excited when I confirmed the date for the golf outing, August 23rd, back at Deer track fat chance classic numero three trace, I believe is the number three. Um, I was getting pumped cause I was like, Oh, like the guy who I'm talking to he seemed excited about it

He keeps telling me he's listened to the podcast My honestly, I'm gonna be honest a lot of people say like I've listened to the point like it's okay if you haven't it's okay If you haven't Just don't you don't lie to me. Don't I double know don't double dip don't double dip Why but then it hurts to be like I support you Yeah, even if you know they don't you know So I thought he was lying at first and then he goes well. I noticed you moved to Denver I'm like oh he might actually have just looked at a title

But still he looked at a title so still you know I think I think that's the thing I think more people listen to it than we know you know there's people that don't people listen to it you know no you don't know who it is but and if you do watch it we appreciate it which there's some people I don't mean to rip on Deer Track at but, and if you do watch it, we appreciate it, which is really neat. And I don't mean to rip on Deer Track at all, because if they actually do watch it and they like it, especially in this experimental time of us being virtual, sweet.

Yeah, I also think, like, people will come to me and they'll say something, and I was like, how do they know that? And they're like, oh, you said it on the podcast. I was like, I said that on the podcast and I was like, how do they know that no, I go you said on the podcast I was like I said that on the podcast Yeah, I just more baffled that people have listened at all Yeah, I don't get it but What was I gonna say? Oh, yeah, I've been getting excited for golf. I'm very excited. I'm ready to get the clubs out

Ready to swing. I'm ready for when I come back. And I don't want to pay to bring my clubs. So I use an old set of my dad's and then I hit you and Josh up and then I still beat you by one. Well, who knows? If who knows what will happen? Cause I mean, you're already a range session behind. So who knows how many range sessions I'll

have I saw that range oh Josh's little boomerang does not tell me how it was not good let me reenact it it looked like this straight as an arrow straight look at the golf ball swing your swing the ball will go straight I was not even like doing any type of slicing till the end

yeah see that's all that matters is till the end if you can get through a whole range session without slicing then I'll be a little worried but now I know that once you're like on shot 42 yeah you might be able to get that open back back nine I'll just keep on turning a little bit more but it just get you a new camera saying I'm thinking get one, yeah I know. I've been saying I've been getting a new one and I just haven't yet. No instead you got that stupid lab putter let's move on to the

game. I want you to try it and then you tell me you're stupid. No I'm gonna stick with my $30 Walmart putter. Yeah today's game is a little bit of logic puzzles How do you how are you logic puzzles? Do you think you have logic I think I have logic but I don't think I have well, I like puzzles We'll see by the way Yeah He uh, no I was gonna say my mom, I was on the phone with her, she's like, ever since you moved, I've been listening to the podcast now. I was like, cool, I didn't know you weren't

listening to them before. No. Hey, Mama Cusky. But she goes, I've been playing the games and I've been answering how I think you're gonna answer them and I've been getting pretty good at it. Let's see if Mama Cusky can get this one. Well, play along, Mom. All right, here we go. So first logic puzzle is there's 99 left-handed people

out of 100 in a room. How many people would it take to leave for there to be 98% left-handed people in the room? Wait, what? There's 99 left-handed people in the room Wait what? There's 99 left-handed people in a room of a hundred Yeah, how many people would it take to leave the room for it to be 98% left-handed people? Would just be one left one left-handed person to be

Yeah, that's incorrect, but To be 98% so there's 99. I mean there's one right-handed person One right-handed person left then it's a hundred percent of the people are left-handed Yes, correct. Yes one Left-handed person and I have an alarm going off. I don't know why One left-handed person left and there's 99 people 98 of them are left-handed and one is Correct. I don't know what's the answer

But I totally wouldn't be 98% Okay, what's the answer? 50 left-handed people. Oh, God, yeah, that's a good answer. Shit. Mamakoski, hope you got that one right. All right, now I know how my brain needs to function. All right.

The tough thing with these is I don't want there to be a lot of dead space, and so I'm just trying to give you Something my first answer You know you can be good. Yeah, I could do a lot of anything guess who doesn't like to do that All right two brothers were born on the same day at the same time to the same parents, but they are not twins How is that possible? parents but they are not twins how is that possible? Two brothers were born on the same day at the same time to the same parents? Mm-hmm.

They're just born in different years? Incorrect. They're not twins. Were they adopted? They're not twins but they're triplets or more. They're triplets or more? So I said they're not twins. Well, that means that they're either triplets or more. That could be sets of seven or you know.

Yeah, but doesn't my answer make sense? Because you didn't specify a year. It was just the same day. They were born the same day at the same time Yeah, they're both born March 14th 12 o 2 p.m. No one was born 2024 one will be born in 2026 incorrect Okay, what answer? their triplets their triplets

Yeah They're not twins or triplets But they're not born at the same time Do you think when people triplets are born all three heads are coming out at once It could be there's like a three-headed monster. It's coming out Okay, I think my answer is better than that one okay one of those where I would write in Yeah, not worded correctly Okay

All right the more you take the more you leave behind what am I oh? Fuck we've done this I think more than two more you more you run to take the more you leave behind Come on mama kusky. What do you got over there right in the comments? What you I mean I keep taking food and I keep leaving behind poops. Why would that be the answer? But it makes sense. The more you take, the more I eat, the more I'm going to probably have movements. Alright, the answer is footsteps. Again, you leave footprints behind and you take foot... alright. I see what you're doing here. You're trying to piss me off.

Alright, a plane crashes on the border of US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? There are no survivors. That is correct. Or they don't bury the survivors. Yeah. I believe that's true. They don't bury the survivors. Also yeah they don't specify. Yeah okay. You were right.

I was wrong. I got cocky. Yeah. Alright. I am always running but never move. I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a mouth, but I never eat. What am I? I'm always running, but I never move. I have a bed, but I what? Never sleep. And I have a mouth, but I don't eat mm-hmm what is it a cuckoo clock no I never sleep I don't know you have a mouth that's a Like it

Because I couldn't think of any smart-ass answer to go with it. I know This one's tough you come to a fork in the road where one path leads to safety and the other leads to certain doom Two guards stand there one will always tell the truth and one will always lie. You can only ask one question to one of the guards. What do you ask? Oh, I like this one. This is a fun one, yeah. I can only ask. This is a fun one. Yeah, I Can only ask?

You're gonna ask one question and only ask one of the guards and one always lies and one always tells the truth What would I ask the guards? Oh, okay. No, let's not ask that question. Um, hmm. What would I ask the guards? So one always tells the truth, one always lies, fork in the road. This one's fun. I like this one If I say which way should I go and this guy says that way and this guy says this way

You're actually kind of close. Because you say which one's the right path and then the guy lying would say the other one. The guy telling the truth. It's kind of a gamble because... Yeah, you're so close to it actually. I would say this is the path and be like no this is the path. Yeah, are you ready for it? Yeah. this is the path, and I'm like, no, this is the path. Yeah, are you ready for it? Yeah. The question you would ask would be to either of the guards, you'd say, if I asked the other guard which path

leads to safety, what would they say? Okay, explain it to me. And then you take the opposite path. So if you ask the truth teller, hey, what would the other guard say is the correct path? Okay. He would answer. It would be wrong and then you take the opposite way. But if you ask the liar. Hey, what would the what would? Backyard say he would he would give the lie one and you take the opposite one that way either way. I like that one That's a good one. That should be on the ACTs and every interview

Application instead of asking me what my race is and me having to go hot Give you that question then we know who's a real thinker. Yeah, I like her Three friends check into a hotel that cost $30 They each contribute $10 later the hotel realized they overpaid the guests and gives five dollars back The bellboy keeps two dollars and gives one back to each guest. Now each guest has paid nine dollars, twenty seven dollars in total, and the bellboy has two. Where is the missing one dollar? Oh fuck, okay. So they paid $30, correct? Correct.

And they overcharged them by 5? Correct. Correct, okay. Bellboy keeps $2. Mm-hmm. Correct? And gives one back to each guest Okay So then they all have paid nine dollars, which is 27 mm-hmm and the bellboy has two dollars

Where is the other dollar? taxes Shit I'd see these are the ones I need to like I love these questions But I need to like visualize it and write it down So yeah, this is one that you kind of have to write down Because technically if you do the math There is no missing dollar What's the answer then because the 27 includes the bell boys $2

making the total 30. Oh yeah. So there's no missing dollar. There's no missing dollar that's a that's a little red herring question there yeah. Yeah. All right. Here's another tricky one. I kind of like this one too all right you're in a room with three light switches each connect to one of the three light bulbs you can only go into the room with the light bulbs once how do you figure out which controls which bulb How do you figure out which controls which bulb? Three light switches, three rooms, three bulbs. No, three light switches basically in one room. And then there's three light bulbs in the other room.

You can only go into the room with the bulbs one time, but you have to figure out which bulb goes to which switch. Okay, how would I determine which one goes where? Yes, there's another thinker. Yeah, there's a thinker. What I would do is, this isn't the right answer, but I would flip two up and then I would go into the room and realize where the down one flips and then I would just 50-50 guess. You were kind of close actually. But I would...

You're getting warmer. Yeah. So here's how you would do it. You switch one on, and you have it sit there for one minute. Okay. And then you turn it off, and turn the other one, and turn the middle one or another one on, and quickly go in there. Oh, and see where the one or another one on and quickly go in there. Oh, and see where the one that's dimming?

So, or whichever one is warm. Yeah. There would be one that's on, one that is cold, one that is warm. So there you go. That's smart. You didn't say I could touch the light bulbs. I don't know if I'm being honest with you.

No one told me there's a step stool because usually I can't reach the lights. So I'm gonna go with my I'm gonna guess 5050 answer is C Bob the answer is in the middle D all the above. All right. Here's a birthday problem two friends Alex and Sam are talking Alex says I don't know your birthday Sam says I knew you didn't Alex says now I do Sam says me too Sam's birthday is today

and Sam's birthday is between May and August the possible dates are May 15th 16th and 19th June 17th 18th July 14thth 16th and 19th June 17th 18th July 14th and 16th August 14th and 17th What is Sam's birthday? You expect me to remember all just wait just wait just wait Yeah, I actually that this one's kind of hard. You should I wish you to write this one down Yeah, if Sam doesn't know at first,

the month can't be June. We need to skip this one. Okay, yeah, you're gonna have to write this stuff down. What is the answer? It's July 16th, because it eliminates, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna vet these questions next time we'll skip that I realize that I see it

yeah I think my initial answer like yeah I knew you didn't be like fuck his birthday was either today or the day before because he missed it so and he hasn't said happy birthday yet well that's the most unclimatic ending to it that was the end Jesus That was terrible That was a terrible ending. What are your favorite? Yeah, that's it

It was a dud I bet I Realized halfway through reading it. I'm like oh, you're not seeing You should have seen what the inside of my brain was doing. I was like Others there was no way I was getting that one, but I do like some of those logic puzzles Those are you I need to see them in front of me and visualize it Yeah, and it's kind of fun And those are the kind of ones that they piss you off when you hear the answer like god damn it I do too, I need to see them in front of me and visualize it. Yeah. And it's kind of fun.

Those are the kind of ones that they piss you off when you hear the answer. You're like, God damn it, that's smart. And then they have, I mean, like looking up all these logic puzzles, they had the easy ones like there's been a crash, a dad and a son are in a crash and the dad passes away and they get to the operation table and the the son is getting operated on and the doctor says I can't operate on that person because that is my son how is that possible I don't know. Are they both dead? No. It's, that's his mom.

The doctor is his mom. Oh yeah. I guess when you eat your son you assume father. I like that. Yeah these are good. I would fail 99% of these. But I'd give you great answers. Yeah. Poop? These are good. I would fail 99% of these But I'd give you great answers. Yeah

Poop more I eat a more I poop. That's a great answer It's like beans magical fruit is not a good answer that wouldn't even get clapped at Beans should have been the answer you know that song right? Yes, magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better feels to eat beans for every meal Yeah, it's I mean that is a Last time you had that is No, that is first of all that is just Propaganda made by the beans company. That's what that is the

That's big but that in Chicago the big bean. Yeah, that's the house is made by big bean that's big bite that in Chicago the big bean Yeah, that's what it's made by Propaganda that's the whole reason for that dude. They're making We don't even know how much bean content we absorb in our brains to make us think that beans are good how Beans are magical fruit is it expensive to mean in Chicago cultivate and farm beans some legumes What's the last time you had a magical last time you had a bean what's your favorite bean let's get on beans See this is all you're you're part of big bean culture

Big bean little bean flick the bean you got it dude It is ingrained in our mind that the the PR team for beans is doing great things ever since that song They've had to do nothing though all the bushes. They have great commercials. I love the bush I tell you what if the bushes can Makes baked beans look so enticing If you say hickory brown sugar a nice warm Can you like you know what I could eat these over a pot in a net in the woods? Tonight I want you to go to bush beans

bush baked beans calm and Go and look at their merch their merch. Their merch is unbelievable. It is so cool. To the point where I'm like, this is the best PR for Bush Baked Beans ever. I would love to be a Bush's Baked Bean sponsor. Like if we had any, I might add them to my short list of people if we could bushes baked beans

Are you kidding me? We need to reach out to bushes bake? I have one of the 28 ounce cans of baked beans bushes baked beans in my pantry right now Let's let's be cutting part of big bean We already are part of big bean. We just don't know this. Yeah, this is gonna be the goal for 2025 We're gonna lean full baked bean That's we're gonna do what is what what is fat chance studios? year by vision sponsored or at least

Replied to by bushes bushes, but that is it. Yes bushes If you're listening, here's our pitch. We will promote all the bushes baked bean Every single one of our episodes will have a bush bean can in in the clip Then I'll be holding you episodes are just Bush's baked beans title my pantry would be full of them even even silverware would be just for both I will fill a tub and do a podcast Full of baked beans yes, I'll follow our blockers high as I can do a podcast in a tub full of baked beans. Yes. I'll fill the shower as high as I can. Call or bluff.

Call or bluff. Judd will fill his tub at home with Bush's baked beans, and we'll do the next episode covered in baked beans if, if all you got to do is reply to this clip. It could just be with a thumbs up, and then you send us a bunch of beans because I'm be honest No, also, I don't want to I want a shirt. I want one of the bush baked beans dog shirts. No, you're getting greedy You're getting great. Okay. Okay, we have to do the visor and all I just I just give us a thumbs up and maybe a

eggplant Bush is up way your move. Yeah on you bush and an eggplant. Thumbs up, Wayne's eggplant. Yeah, on you, Bush. Your move, baby. We could do a whole new slogan. Bush did it, but like, our version. Bush's

it's an inside the house job. Exactly. That went off the rails real quickly. You never answered my question. When's the last time you had a bean? I don't know. Probably in some chili this past year. It's in the, I had a bean.

Oh, I had beans all last week, I think. I do a lot of black bean corn salsa. I make hummus. That's a garbanzo bean. I have a giant tub of hummus. I did artichoke garlic. It's great. And then,

I don't think I'm having any beans this week. I'll keep eating the hummus. Until Bush's replies to us. Then we are full of Bush Bean Podcasts. God, I would love just baked beans. Baked beans and stilted. I just want land shark too. Baked beans. Bush's baked bean and land shark. And I will, that would be incredible for me. Land shark the beer? The beer. Yeah, I love their beer. I'd be so happy. Landshark the beer? The beer, yeah, I love their beer.

I did not know that about you. I love their beer. It's a Jimmy Buffett beer. Yeah, I one time, they used to sell 50 cent Landsharks at a bar by my college and we'd drive there and it was like a dive bar but it was 50 cent land sharks and we would drink them out of the land sharks. Yeah and then my buddy every time would tell the bartender hey I'm gonna have my birthday party here

and then she at some point must have wrote it down on the calendar and he was always drunk when he said that but on his birthday she called him but hey what time you guys coming in like oh we forget that we did that did she order like two cases of land sharks yeah yeah so we stopped going there he's basically ghosted a bar it's it's a less skunky corona but there's something about like I such a feels guy and right now all I'm picturing is Like a little tiki bar on the beach or like an all-inclusive You're right near the water and someone's just handing you like two to three dollar land sharks and like music's playing

You're just like, you know what sun's out. You're a little crispy. Like, oh, I got dinner tonight with the front, my boys. It's going to be, it's just sounds, don't you just feel all warm, cozy, and a little intoxicated inside? And then the only thing you're missing is a crab cake where it's just one crab cake right in the middle and then the biggest, the biggest bucket ever seen in your entire life. Oh my my god go to whatever it's called pistol Pete's barnacle buds barnacle that's our episode and we clap three two one Music