Fat Chance Podcast - Bigger Than a Tic Tac Ep.167

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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I Feet are still dirty don't believe you I Don't believe it's an accident anymore Last these two yes, I don't want to go put on socks my feet are disgusting. I get flip-flops on here. We'll do this Just dirty the inside of my slips the It was crazy is that it was no sock day. I Didn't know that's a thing Well, I think they made it because of you had no socks. I don't know. I looked it up afterwards It was actually I think it was like May 8th is no sock day

That's impressive things just aligned the stars aligned and They were pretty heated in the comments about me not going barefoot and i say i will go barefoot once you watch this episode two thousand times as we watched two thousand times on youtube by each person or just total total two thousand times

i'll go barefoot or you get our subscribers up to two thousand then I'll go barefoot. Or you get our subscribers up to 2000, then I'll go barefoot. That's cool. So that's on you. Can we also do, let's do, you said that early enough, which is nice, let's do likes, let's get to like 50,

I'm fine with 50 likes and 2000 views, and I'm fine with that. Whoa, whoa. I'm on views, let's get it going, you know? But yeah, then then well maybe maybe There's like souls if overnight we went from where we're at to 3000 I will do an episode Where it's just my toes in the camera and your toes in the camera. And I will take the time to edit a drawn mouth

and it'll be like our feet talking to each other for a full 30 minutes. I will call it soul to soul. Soul to soul, yep. A real eye opening episode. Yeah. It's very fun. How was your week? Did you do anything fun?

Um... What did we do this weekend? Let's see. Friday? What did we do Friday? Oh, we hung out with... Yeah, I have our producer to the right. Um, Friday we hung out with

another couple friend of ours for a little bit. Had an easy night in considering the weekend prior was pretty aggressive and this upcoming weekend is going to be pretty aggressive for me. So we kept a chill Friday night. Saturday Rachel took me out to dinner as like a preemptive birthday dinner because I won't be here next this Friday. So we went to an oyster bar in downtown Denver. Wonderful. Did you go to suck and slurp or whatever it's called? I is I don't is there a place called suck and slurp? Yeah. Yeah. It's over in the Rhino district. I'm down for that. That Rachel look up suck and slurp oyster bar, please I would yeah, yeah, I would say maybe don't just put yeah, make sure oyster bar goes after you Just got the bird

We did that and then we came back home set on our balcony Had two beers listen to some music very, very relaxing, went on a little walk, a little sip and stroll, actually down to Rhino, had some wine, just people watched a little bit, came back, grabbed some ice cream, some of the worst ice cream we've ever grabbed, we're pissed about it still to this day, that was Saturday night, and that was it. I love the Rhino District. That's always fun. I stayed at the Catbird Hotel in the Rhino District. Very fun. There was a rooftop bar on top of the hotel and they were doing drinks

off of your astrological sign. Oh, that's interesting and annoying at the same time. And mine was the only one that was non-alcoholic. Maybe you were just too drunk. Yeah, maybe they were like, this guy has a problem. Yeah, absolutely. If you're a Pisces, you need to stop. You need to chill. But yeah, it was a pretty nice weekend.

We did a farmer's market too, which is which was nice Rachel's on the farmers market kick We also yeah, we just Rachel actually just finished planting a garden on our balcony She's as we plants out there what yeah, we are growing shrooms weed acid cocaine We're growing shrooms, weed, acid, cocaine, all of the above. Alcohol. Alcohol, yeah, we're growing alcohol. It's just a full.0000001 acre corn field out here. I don't know.

No, we- It's one stalk. We started a little herb garden and we have some tomatoes and peppers hopefully growing. Wow. I know. Real domestic shit happened happening this past week you guys are getting real Denver real no I mean if we grew mushrooms it'd be real Denver I mean you're gonna be start wearing drug rugs and putting that weird C on the

back of your cars your Subaru hatchback there was actually a there was a what was it we were walking down Rhino down to Rhino and there was actually a There was a what was it? We were walking down Rhino down to Rhino and there was these a bunch of people just kind of set up tables and trying to sell their stuff Clothing whatever there were these three guys. They're like you guys want to try a free sample of chocolate Like no definitely not like it's definitely mushroom chocolate. She was they look like they're having a good time ago. They're all high as fuck right now Just handing out free samples of chocolate because apparently in this state you can grow and give away, but you cannot sell Really? Yeah Wow, that's an interesting way to live. I guess you know I

That's an interesting way to live, I guess. You know? I don't know. I teached her own. But yeah, I was not about to take part of that chocolate and then have a different experience. Did you call Mama Cusky or did you FaceTime her? What did you do for that? Because it's Mother's Day. I did.

I FaceTimed my mom almost immediately after I woke up and she didn't answer so I gave it some time she shot me a text like I am outside okay I gave it some time called her back again in the afternoon she didn't answer and then she didn't even follow up with a text message after that so I had to text my little brother back listen a little concerned mom alive does she love me and he goes yeah She's still outside. She'll call later And then she called it like 630 our time and then it seemed like she wanted me off the phone the entire time Yeah, she doesn't love you you you left her so I

Mean that's on you. She wanted to go back outside, that's all. I don't blame her. She forgot how many kids she has. She did, she's like I have two good ones. Realized her best one is far, far away. No, I don't blame her. Your brother moved?

I don't blame her. Wisconsin, you know, you're there. When the weather gets nice, You don't want to be inside Oh, yeah, it was it was it was a great day. It was great day yesterday. I was so happy for your mother So I played some baseball she watched me play baseball And I gave her some nice She liked it. It was a good time. She was in the Sun I And I gave her some some fun walking shoes

Some new ones that that she has some beat up ones that she's been working on I like you gotta throw those away that when you can see The sock through like the the mesh that's in there like yeah the holes and I was like mom You gotta throw these away. So I got her some nice on clouds Which are all the rage. Oh, that's nice. My grandpa used to, we used to have to buy him shoes because he'd be like, I don't need any.

He'd go, your toe is quite literally poking through the bottom. Like you should not be able to feel the ground with your feet like that directly. Yeah, and the ones that I got for her, like they're like supposed to be snug on there like you don't need to tie I mean just slip into them and stuff So she's having a She likes them. She said they're great, but just going to be taken some used to not to tie her shoes

She keeps bending down. There's nothing to talk. Yeah, that's fair my uh my it was this year is my my brother's turn to kind of hey you need to Lead the charge and getting gifts for Mother's Day. I shot him a text to go Hey, I'll pitch in money. Just please get mom a gift get her some flowers get her a nice card Please like hang out with her, you know the usual the bare minimum kind of thing Yeah, I get a text from my middle brother Sent to both me and our youngest soon goes Hey, this is what I got her came out to X amount of dollars if you would like your name on the card Send to me money. I

Was like dude we did I did like the last eight years of just buying this stuff and your name went on it every Time didn't I was like hey if you want to pay me you if you want to pay me, you don't have to, or you can, you don't have to. That was the extent of what I got. Never did put his name on the card. That's just rude. Come to find out what he bought my mom was just yard work. My mom told me on the phone, she's like, I asked for one hanging plant. One hanging plant, like a $30 plant. He bought $130 worth of mulch, soil, the pot the plant comes in, the stuff you hang the plant with that's not on the pot, the plant itself separately, and then a bunch of other stuff. My mom was like,

nine bags of stuff showed up and then everything else deconstructed I go you gave you bought mom three hours worth of work well to be fair doesn't your brother work for no landscape no construction no he does heavy machine operation has nothing to do with soil or mulch the other one is okay in company yeah so I mean gotta go you't fault them. He went above and beyond got all the stuff. I was like maybe we Don't have like you know parts included assembly required, but she probably loves it. I mean I think to a point I think to a point It's like when they say get a puzzle and they get something even more Like get you a bunch of both and I'm like well now I gotta put them all together.

Yeah it's like I just wanted one puzzle I didn't need this much work. I wanted to like just I think people with yard work they you get that bug and you're like you know what it actually sounds fun to work on the yard plants of flowers plant a garden and then you get like three four five in you're like this shit sucks Yeah, like mowing the lawn mowing the lawn sounds like a blast like oh, yeah Mulan you know that could be relaxing put some music on just let your cares go away But like the 17th time you have to mow the lawn in the first like you know yeah, cuz it keeps growing You're like oh, this is a nightmare or it or 20 minutes in you realize you live on two acres and you're like this is gonna take all day my buddy big grad came down for a concert he was coming down a concert and he was a

anybody get down before that no leisure and he just got a new house so I was talking about new house and he goes I'm gonna murder my neighbor and I was like, oh well you haven't you having troubles What what doing he goes? No, he just keeps mowing his lawn. He's mows lawn twice And I was like, okay and he goes that makes me look bad. He's like, I'm gonna kill this guy He mows his lawn one more time Some people like some people they love it They like it really is therapeutic to them and And I, like you said, like it sounds good at first. Sometimes you just get that itch.

Like let's just do some yard work and then. Then you have a garden on your porch. We do have a garden on our porch. I'm pumped because I get to utilize all this stuff. Like I'm, Rachel will make sure everything stays alive and then I'll cook with it. And I think it's a good trade off. Wow, that's cute. That's adorable. It is adorable.

Built domestic, she's flipping you off. Now she's naked. Ew don't let's put on our take your shoes off. Not our demographic. Yes not our demographic yes Yeah, but Got some got some shows this weekend gonna be in Port Washington, Wisconsin on Saturday, so if you're in Port Washington, Wisconsin Come come watch there or if you're in Harris, upper, Michigan. I'll be there in two weeks. So are you doing in Port Washington? I'm doing a show at oh Rotating tap show yeah, yeah, I met the guy who puts it on here at ComedyWorks oh Steve Steve yeah after my first set of ComedyWorks he came up to me and I mentioned I was from Milwaukee and

Instantly he like shoots his eyes and he goes, you know AJ grill. I was like, yeah Okay, I'll be right back and then shot a message over to AJ grill AJ AJ said some nice words about me. He came back. He goes Alright, I confirmed. I like you. I was like, okay cool sweet All right, I confirmed I like you. I was like, okay cool sweet Yeah, nice guy very nice guy very funny I will see if Steve I'll see see you Friday Yeah, he's gonna well, I mean this comes out Thursday, but don't tell anyone but he might be on don't tell Friday. So What's our it's already sold out so I don't care

Yeah, it already sold out, so I don't really care. It's sold out, which is kind of a brag, but it sold out last week, like Tuesday. You can be on the wait list if you do have more tickets. Right now we have more people on the wait list than we do even tickets that were available. Why not add another show? The venue doesn't want to is the venue stupid or just dumb it's it's a BYOB show so why would they you know it's not making them it just makes them be there longer oh fair where's like the menu um

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I usually don't like prequel movies. Because you know how it ends, especially if the prequel comes out after everything else and you're just kind of like a money grab. I will say the first prequel Movie that came out for Hunger Games. I would highly recommend people go see it was very interesting very good It's about this boy on Tatooine that gets a lightsaber Yeah, he's got a scar on his forehead Yeah, oh his like phrases got milk or something like that. I like it.

We've all seen it. Of the flies. Okay. I have a lot because I'm not okay. Well I kind of want to see the direction you went but I mean I can give you I give you an easy one do you have a timer on you okay cool because I don't currently my phone is over there and I mean I could set one on my watch but I really don't want to In 30 seconds if you can name as many numbers as possible go No, I'm kidding

Jesus Also, usually if you can't name more than 30 and 30 seconds that would be embarrassing You're gonna count that slow Okay All right, so actually? So in 30 seconds, I want you to name the Is that a book or a movie Catched To kill a mockingbird and then I pretty sure it's where the red fern grows not to the red fern whatever you said I Would have gone to kill a monkey like a mice and men Fahrenheit 451 Lord of the Flies But I guess you are 10 years older than me so that no they haven't come out yet those are newer books to kill a mocking

bird early 2000s Nike, New Balance, Adidas, Puma, Reebok, On Cloud, Hoka, Sperry, that's not tennis shoe, but I bet they do have one Timbaland maybe Uggs Asics Skechers That's not that bad It's not bad did which one of those don't count? Spare is yeah I'm not trying to think what I have then I also I go oh my god. I have like all new balance shoes Which is like two pairs of shoes?

Oh, yeah under armor, holy shit. I forgot under armor Okay, if you have one I'll give this if you have one that you want to bump up to 45, I do think we're going to run out pretty quickly, so a minute might be a lot of dead space. If you want to bump one up to 45, call an audible, just let me know. This one I don't think we're going to need 45, but if you could give me 30 seconds of slurs go please don't do this one please don't do this

if you just give me the first letter uh... that would be great to refer to uh... here one that i think might challenge you well yeah you are a little are uh... i need thirty seconds of country music singers go. 9, you got 9. To start with Rebel Wilson, the lady from Pitch Perfect is incredible using a Laney Wilson or Gretchen Wilson I think I know how you know it you watch the Masked Singer Sparks, fever, aces, Subarus granolas lightning tacos

Sparks the sky the sky The sky Sparks fever aces and sky I feel like I should have gotten links and one of the other ones, but definitely should know. I thought I was close with Subarus, but that'd be a great team. Is this, is there a team in Seattle? Cause I feel like the Seattle Subarus would be a great WNBA team. You know what gets through, you know what? Weather's a storm better than any other vehicle?

Ford F-150. Oh, okay, I'm up. Here we go. I need 30 seconds of chain restaurants go 12. Yeah. 12 yeah do you because I feel like you could have blended those because I would have given you Chipotle or Doba but I like the way you went I like the way you went. I like the way you went. I think the big one you miss is Panda, I think you miss Panda Express Yeah, I still I brought I give Panda a step over McDonald's mainly because less people are there

It's frequent But I love I love the Ruby Tuesdays call right away. That was would never have said that one would never have said that one. That was good. That was good. Wisconsin, Minnesota, yeah, Wisconsin, Oregon, New Mexico Wyoming That's tough They got a lot of a's in them, New Jersey would have been good Connecticut, Illinois, Ohio

Yes a lot of East Coast a lot of East Coast they like their continents over there Okay, you ready, I don't know how many we've done I feel like I've given you three maybe four I've given you two fake ones but um here's another one I wanna test you cause I feel like this one is the equivalent of you giving me the WNBA but on the clock 30 seconds Pokemon go Pokemon Go You have Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Pikachu. If you would have had Charmander I would have given you some sort of respect. Asher, Ash is the original guy who's the Pokemon trainer.

Sabertooth is my high school mascot. And I don't know what else you said, but you got three. I believe that's, yeah, it's a cartoon character. Yeah, it's a cartoon character. I did too, but I also, you know, participated in pop culture as a child. You grew up on a farm, you partied with animals, it doesn't count. Oh, motherfucker. Animals it doesn't count Motherfucker bills

Vikings Jaguars Titans or do the oilers count to the oilers win Texans Bengals And Raiders? Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, damn. Okay. Super Bowl, yeah.

Chargers are just going to be my next answer for Raiders, but Raiders is a bad guess. Okay, that's not bad. My favorite one like the Vikings. Can't do that pose with these shorts. I'm bulging it. I slept in these shorts last night. I'm going to sleep in underwear. And then I was helping Rachel in our patio garden drill holes in the pots and I realized

Little Michael was hanging out of the shorts on the balcony for the whole world to see first Yeah, no my penis is just huge I Want everyone to know that it's it's so big compared to a tic-tac okay moving on Clip it clip it okay No, that's okay. We'll ignore that call isn't anyone important oh I didn't think so all right 30 seconds on the clock. I want you to name Milwaukee comedians Alright, 30 seconds on the clock. I want you to't match two of the top five finalists of Madison's Funniest Comic this year in Brian Leconte and Syed, but you know, neither here nor there. You'd think they'd be at the top of your list, but...

I really wanted to see, like, who are you leaving out that you probably... most people know, I'm like like all right who does he not like just trying to stir the pot a little bit Me, you, almost everyone that tries stand up. It's just not going to happen. I'm being realistic. We're having a great time. The guy who dresses up as the Joker in Milwaukee. We know the guy I'm all thinking about um, everyone just thought of their own person and um Okay, that's pretty good

Who me you everyone and and the choker yeah Yeah, i'm not falling for that trap, asshole. I, at least, was like, hey, name comedians. OK, and you could throw out any name. You're like, name comedians that you think suck. And that, I think everyone is funny in their own way. Comedy is subjective. And we all should continue doing something we're passionate

about. But eventually, eventually, just give up. When am I going to quit? Oh, I'll probably quit when I'm 30. That was a good shout out by the way. Things are going well for me here't complain. I don't there's no reason for me to quit Let's see here We've done chain restaurants. We've done numbers. We've done books you read in high school. We've done I've done nothing from that one. Oh

Here's a fun one this one's very tailored to you And I just want to share with the world the kind of person you are. In 30 seconds, please name us every way you have ordered a black coffee? Think how much money you could save if you just didn't put sugary shit in your coffee but you know what if that's your if that's your vice I'm glad that's your vice and not like I don't know there's a lot cigarettes yeah yeah Diego I saw Diego I had a rip him a new one he's like this is my he's zining now I'm like dude I'd rather you smoke cigs I have actually

speaking of cigs I I think I showed you this I bought it a long time ago and I never got to do it but all the comedian smoke cigs in Milwaukee and I finally I bought and bought candy cigarettes just so I could go hang out with everyone outside and not smoke and kill myself And I finally opened one of the packs this past weekend And we I went through a pack a night. I get it now. I get the addiction I Was buzzing on sugar though everyone was asking me for to bum one no I didn't need a lighter though So if you're if you're looking for a fix

to your fix May I suggest the candy cigarette? I'm surprised you haven't been punched. I really am No Vegetables that are actually fruit tomato Is strawberry technically a vegetable Move on this was actually a fruit tomato Tomato cherry tomato grape tomato Roma tomato Beef steak tomato heirloom tomato tomatoes on the vine

plum tomatoes Yeah Tomatoes on the vine plum tomatoes yeah Okay Really So this is if it has seeds in it no, it's I think there's got to be a more specific definition oh if it or if it just it has seeds in a pumpkin is okay is it really I'm a big fruit guy then I'm a big fruit guy then a big fruit guy alright

uh... okay pokemon country singers done that that one's boring that one's boring we've done that if you could tell me in thirty seconds as many soups as you know Go Nine. I'm going eight and a half. What the hell is a milk soup? This served like saltines or something. it question hotter cold soup you have a like here's the problem with like hot milk bother like playing that I get hot milk like hot chocolate makes sense but like a I don't know I feel like I might want that one cold Sometimes you also you also didn't say cold not cold, but you say chicken noodle

You gave every note you said chicken dumpling, and you said chicken wild rice I Thought you're gonna do the chicken trifecta and you blanked you got to father son and what one wait oh I thought you're asking to out first or second one just yeah hit me with them why not Why not? What? What's the Beyonce kid name? Blue? Blue Ivy? Sexy Red?

Is Trippy Red a name? Is Trippie read a name? Blue face is that is that one I've seen that one on the tickety-tock. It's I don't know why This is that this is like you me asking you about country music singers. Okay. I don't really consider him a music. Jack White. Oh.

I don't know why in my head I was going musicians. Because I feel like that's the best way to do it. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's nice to know afterwards. Okay. Is this is this my final one for you? Okay. Oh, no. Oh, let's do this. Okay. In 30 seconds, items you find in a vending machine go 19 yeah 19 that was good that was good I thought so once you said soda I was like I might not give you coke and Mountain Dew but then I because that's

like an extra it's a freebie but no that was a solid 19 yeah you could you could do so many you could you left out water Gatorade maybe a granola bar Cheetos cheese it's You went sweets. You're a sweets guy. You didn't say a single really gummy at all Maybe like a lifesaver gummy maybe But yeah, I think I think you went right with the chips candy and drinks is oh I know that's where I was going to I was like what's the one in my old gym protein shakes but you could literally say anything It's like cuz there are vending machines and like bars and stuff like that like Oh condoms

Weird sex toys what stuff like yeah Fuck what I have no idea who you're talking about Oh yeah, I've seen those. Yeah instead you have been, you have dollar for donged me on a golf course and I've ended up with one of these cards in my pocket and then yeah and so I have I've since passed it on to other people so I don't know where that card is but hit me with it it is I love that I love that we're doing that with the hopefully doing that with that like anal beads tug-of-war champion shirt I gave my buddy for like a flight t-shirt swap. I go if you get it you sign it you wear it you pass it on I that's it But yeah, hit me with that last one

New girl New Girl, Jessica Jones, Supergirl, The 100, trust me on this one uh... i think i'm out of time that's all i got oh yeah archer to the one yeah and i just watch that one i should know that it's tough to be like a sometimes you see like a male and like I think new girl Like Jess is a lead character, but I feel like all of them are pretty like Jess Nick and Schmidt We're all pretty good leads on that

If you do it to 3,000 subscribers by the end of next week Thursday, like tell all your foot friends, tell all your friends, I will literally do one with the like my soul, right soul, Judd's left soul, just being like, Hi Michael, how are you today? Oh good, how are you today? Oh, good, how are you doing? Yeah, it'll just be us wiggling. Just wiggling. Maybe not a whole episode. Maybe we'll give you like five minutes to just toes up front.

Some real good, some OF content for free. That's our only feat. Yeah, don't hold me to it. Alright. And 3, 2, 1.