Fat Chance Podcast - Cat Daddy Ep. 182

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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Hi, and welcome to a fat chance the podcast. I'm your esteemed host, Michael Cusky, and I'm sitting here with Michael Cusky. Michael, how are we doing today? I'm doing great. Can't complain. I would be doing better if I could turn my microphone on. Yeah, turn that on, and just let's get everything going. It wouldn't be a fat chance.

podcast if we didn't know how to work technology. Yeah, and usually 90% of time it's on your end. Okay, okay. But the funny thing is, is it works on my end, and as soon as they send it, like, everything works. Like, it all sounds good. And as soon as I send it, you're like, there's no audio. And I'm like, well, shit.

There have been a few times. I'm like, why is there only seven minutes of audio? And they're like, hold on. And then you send me the same, it's not like it's two different files. It's just. yeah then i said i just said i just sent it to you again i know yeah one day you'd think we'd be good at this by by one day oh my god so if you see me distract he is stuck um the kitten is out of the toy never mind nope no he's not there you go i should have a separate like kitten camera you are yeah you are

going to be just distracted the entire time. Absolutely. It's going to be so distracted and you know what? That's okay. They're adorable. They can do whatever they want. Do you have a good weekend? You have a good Halloween weekend?

How'd the book club come together? It was good. It was exactly what I thought it would be. It was just a bunch of guys. I got there late. and the guys made a bunch of chicken wings, had a few appetizers, had some chocolates and didn't discuss the book at all.

Wait, did you read any part of the book? No, no, no. I got out into the book club well after they decided the book, and this is more so I just showed up to show face. And to learn what the next book I'm not going to read is, which is I believe it's called Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Oh, with Nicholas Cage Giant Depp

I think either you're frozen Or I don't know what's going I don't know if that's true Is it with Johnny Depp? Yeah, it's with Giant Depp What am I thinking of raising That was pretty good right National Treasure

No, I'm thinking of raising Arizona I think Yeah, that's probably I don't know what that is. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is about Hunter S. Thompson, I believe. Yes, and it's like a drug trip. Yeah, which is an actual true trip that he took. And he had, oh, man, I'm going to butcher this.

My brother has a tattoo from the artist he took with him. Because he took a guy with him. Oh, man, why am I blanking? on this I'm good at art and I should know this but anyways yeah he took a he took a person with him and the guy that he was with him they wanted this acid trip but he did all his all 100th Thompson's illustrations for his books

and then majority of them during that trip were surrounding bats and stuff so a lot of music will take that also avenge sevenfold has a whole album called Bat Country that it's supposed to be

about that as well and my brother has a tattoo of a gator head with bat wings on his hand so I should know all this but I... Sounds like you do

you just gave us an in- Yeah the artist the artist that does it all is escaping me but yes that's... Someone will comment it right after you tell us

they see myself right now which by the way we should talk about this to the audience I know we said we will watch the movie grind and we will We will watch this movie. But I texted Michael today, and I said, did you watch the movie Grind?

And he acted like, this is the first time he's hearing about it. And it was like, what? Did you? Did you know how quickly my brain turns off? When, like, this podcast ends, I'm just like, okay, it's over. Yeah. I don't even know what we talk about 24 hours later. It's so funny when people are like, yeah, I heard that on your podcast.

And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like, I said that? You can make stuff off And be like, yeah, I probably did I probably did You're lucky Like when we do film Mondays And I don't get to editing it

To like Wednesday night We're lucky if the thumbnail And the title Actually match what is being talked about In the thing Like it in the episode I'm Well it's also a different vibes

I used to write down I used to go through these episodes And I would clip back and forth I like that it's just side by side now I used to clip back and forth and I would write down clips that were fine I have stopped caring a lot about it I mean I care a lot about it

but like the my mind has been else for the last couple months yeah yeah you're a busy man on traveling in book clubs and the Colorado living and kittens yeah man you are the whole kitten caboodle over there as some would say

I don't know where they are right now but so so so you have to read this book are you just going to watch the movie and just talk about that oh i immediately looked if there was a a visual version of the book and yes i will be uh i will be watching it that's fair i bet you're johnny dapp i'm sure it's a good movie probably watch that before i watch um grind oh yeah well you used need to watch grind too because when you talk about it on the podcast i'll do a double feature this weekend. Which I'm going to put Grind in the

chat for this one and so people can watch it because it's on YouTube. So where you watch this is where you can watch Grind and then we're going to talk about it and you'll be in the know. It'll be fun. It'd be all encompassating that everyone's going to be knowing what we're talking about. Yeah, all seven of us.

Yeah, which also I looked up the movie and I 've looked into it. Guess the Rotten Tomatoes score. I'll give you three guesses. I'm going to do lower. Four.

Higher. Seven. Oh, eight. Eight is the correct answer. So this is going to be a great movie. I already know that it's going to be one of those funny movies that you kind of like, it's so bad that it's funny. Is it going to be like the, what is it?

When I hear it like grind, is it tires or rubber? It's eighth grade dance. but yeah no like the movie rubber was it where it was like a tire yeah yeah no I think it's about skateboarding this one but that's where my head is going it's going to be that level of

a cinematic experience yes there's another there's so many movies that I would drink way too much on a Friday night and then Saturday morning we would be all hungover watching one of the worst movies we've ever seen but it would make us laugh so like we would be in tears laughing about this

it's the the hangover like in college the hangover debrief the hangover movie where there's like nine guys just laying on the floor like that's the best way to watch a comedy movie you can't there are very few comedy movies that i can watch or poor movies i can watch by myself and truly enjoy it for what it is, but if there's a room full of dudes and you put on a comedy special or stepbrothers or anything like that, oh my guess, the funniest thing you've ever seen. We stumbled into

the wrong turn the wrong turn arsenal of movies. We somehow stumbled on wrong turn two and they just kept playing them back to back. And it was those movies are insane

and also so funny to be a movie that it's like someone definitely thought of this and thought this is going to be scary but it's just like so wacky and in the best way but yeah we couldn't stop watching them

I'm trying to think of what would be our my movie in college was the get smart get smart remake oh yeah yeah Steve Carroll and the Rock. Steve Carell.

Yeah. Yeah. That was, I think I've quoted that movie in my regular life and will to the day I die. But I've quoted it so many times. It's,

I think it's probably up there in top ten favorite movies of all time for me. Wow, that's impressive. Maybe not top ten. We'll go top 15. But it's, yeah.

It's a great comfort movie. I don't think I've ever seen all of it. I've probably seen annoying pieces of it. And the end is, some of the best lines. What is what is the one movie you wish you could go back and watch for the first time again in terms of

like comedy wise? Because it never hits the same but the first time you're like the hardest you've laughed ever. I mean Anchorman, Anchorman's the hardest ever laughed ever because it hit me in the right time like I was in the young stage

of just like goofy but yet riffing and outrageous things that they're saying was so fine to me and I knew that they were all like really good

funny people alone like Steve Corral and like all these they're so funny alone like Paul Rod and all this stuff so but yeah I mean just that would probably be the number one or Hot Rod with Andy Sandberg

that was awesome I was great. Yeah, I don't know if I could, I asked a question. I don't know if I can give you an answer. There are moments. I remember, like, laughing in theaters, like, the moment in, like, even 22 Jump Street where he finds out he fucked the captain's daughter and stuff like that. I remember the theater losing their goddamn mind over that.

So one of the, one of the best, like, switches in a movie ever. That's an Mnit Shammone twist. If I could relive that moment, I let, I've almost pissed myself. Oh, yeah. But it doesn't hit the same anymore. Oh, yeah, because you know how it, you already know it. And then you've seen these characters, but like, yeah, Jonah Hill was just, don't wake on my dick.

It was on the, you know, it was on the red eye. My God, he played that so good. He's like, we're talking missionary. We're talking missionary. We're talking me on top, girl on the body. Yeah, no, it's great. Hi, are you going to jump over here? Go ahead.

It's a jungle gym in the place. It is a jungle gym. Like, if you do visit here, we talked about you in, like, new years or whatever, it is, it's a cat's paradise. And we're going to get a cat tree, and they are ruining our couch, and it's okay. Yeah, you got to get a skirting post, scratching post. And I can send you some recommendations of things to get. But let's see what time we got at. I mean, we can switch the cameras and play the game right now.

Well, because the reason I said it is the reason we were talking about coding movies, we kind of have, that would be a nice transition to what the game is. Oh, really? So, yes. Okay, that's fine. I wonder if I can, I got, the cameras caught, Sheldon. I'm not going to get Rory, but we've got two little kittens running around

right now, and I am loving it, if people can remember from the last era of this show with Jack, and all the times I got made fun of for being a cat guy. No, I'm definitely a cat guy. Got two little ones. Just a cat. But I don't, in my own home, I'll be like,

these are my kids but they're not my kids I don't like them like yeah I'm a dad you're not a dad I don't like that no you're a dad it's harder than having a child right now

you're going through the stages I think that's really what you need to tell people tell people that yeah I'm not getting any sleep I have some kittens people love that especially if they just had a child they love to hear that I know I mean

I love when I go to work I lock them in a bathroom just like I would a child I mean, it's the same thing. You put them in a hot car with the windows up. Oh, your mother is not going to be happy about the scratches of the back of the couch right there. Hey, would you knock it off?

I actually watched two. I watched them both play with their own tail. I thought that was only a dog thing. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. You're so distracted right now. I am distracted. But I'm ready for it.

for the game. The game is going to be who said this quote some can be from movies, some could be from just in life of general. Yeah. But I don't know if you're going to get the actual who said the quote because quotes could be obscure, but then

I'm going to send you a text message and you have to do the impression of what the saying is. Okay? Because the saying that I'm going to give you is not their famous saying. Okay. Does that make sense?

So I'm going to send you the text message of their famous saying if you get it incorrect and you have to do the impression. Okay. All right? So the first one is you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. Who said that? Fuck. You tried your best.

Lesson is Never Try. Are we, these are movie quotes, correct? They could be from movies. They could be from life. They could be from shows. Could be from anything. So these are just famous quotes. There's a famous quote.

Lessonists to never try. But not their most famous quote. Who would say the lesson is to never try? I don't know Superman That is incorrect Okay Do

Is that it? Yes correct And who is that Duh I have no I mean me? What? Homer Simpson

That is Homer Simpson That is Homer I've never really watched The Simpsons. Really? Yeah, I'm not a big, like, cartoon show person. So, like, I wasn't a family guy. I wasn't a South Park. I wasn't a...

They're definitely going to unplug this camera at some point. And then this show is just over. Hey, yeah, yeah. Your head is stuck in this toy again. All right, hit me with the next one. All right, the next one is everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. Oh, fuck me.

Everyone has planned to they get punched in the mouth. Mike Tyson. That is correct. Really? That is correct. Even though I already had the text message to send you. You can do your best. You're so silly.

Superman. Um, if you want, uh, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. Uh. Who said that? Who said that? Not quiet. They're about, you know.

Uh, Michael Scott. Ooh, that's. All right. incorrect that is incorrect I love duff beer is this Simpson again that is Homer Simpson I would not have known that

but I think my brother had a duff beer sweatshirt I don't know why it was great duff beer is around also duff beer is a like seltzer water now too you can buy yeah you can buy it like five below and stuff.

Interesting. Fun fact. Who said the only rule is don't be boring, dress cute, wherever you go, life is too short to blend in.

I don't know. Is it one of those girls from... Is it like on Wednesdays we wear pink lady? So you think it's one of the mean girls?

Yeah, one of the mean girls. That's incorrect. That is incorrect. All right. Text message coming in. That's hot. That's hot. That's hot.

That's hot. What if? Oh, you were so close. It's Paris Hilton. What if I would have said it? That's hot. No, I wouldn't have got that. You don't have got that?

Yeah. Damn. All right. milk is for babies when you grow up you drink beer who've said that jack sarasoli that's that seems like something jack would say uh milk's root wouldn't you i don't know hit me with the hit me with the i think jack's the best one do you think jack is the best one yeah all right that is incorrect okay uh uh Um, is this Arnold?

Wait, you didn't even say it? There you go. Get to the japa. I was going to do that one too. So like a lot of these quotes, I was like, all right. It was like lesser known quotes. Like they obviously have their famous quotes. But these are like the lesser known ones that make them look like philosophizers.

Yeah, that's a real philosophical quote. You have milk when you're a kid, but when you're an adult you drink beer. Yeah. Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do. Ah. Dude, the clause.

Excellence is not, it's a repeated act. Are you... Sorry. There's Rory. Mother fucker. This is a quote that I feel like you see on like your fourth grade teacher's wall. Yeah.

And it's shocking that this person said it. Like once I tell you who this person, you're like, I can't believe he put this many words together. Danny DeVito? First of all, Dan DeVito is a national treasure. Do you never. I know. I love him. All right.

He also was an actor in the scary movie franchise. Interesting. I'm waiting out of the text. Yeah. My eyes are crossed. Is this Shaq? That is Shaq. That's Shaquille O'Neal.

You're like, when did it's Shaq? Oh, I don't know. My eyes are crossed. That's why I'm his three throws. First of all, that's... It's got to give you real low. Full. No, that's it Ryan Conley.

You wouldn't get full. My eyes are crying. I don't think I can get into a shack. Yeah. It's also like Airy Spears's shack, too. It's not even. Oh, that's such a good shack. Such a good shack.

That's what I always do. Like, if I was, oh, ho. Sometimes you have to take a step back to move forward. Who said that? Bugs Bunny. Ooh. Incorrect. Nike?

No. LeBron? Just do it. Oh, Shailabuff? The Leboof. The Leboof? The Leboof. It just says, just do it.

I was like, no, Nike. Doesn't he have it? Doesn't it just do it? What is it? Is it just do it? Yeah, it is. Also, how, can you imagine?

Like, that is your, just do it. That's your slug. Just do it. Dude, so, like, apparently, he wrote a bunch of these videos to be memed. That was the assignment. He was teaching a class at NYC. Really?

And, yeah, so he wanted. these people to go viral. I mean, it helps when you're already famous. Yeah. But, I mean, he nailed it. He nailed it. But apparently they did a bunch of takes at this.

And, like, the one that's stuck was to just do it one. He had a bunch of other slogans. Look at it. They're like puppets. They do. They do. I know they're going to clean each other and fight each other's necks. Yeah, it's a weird thing.

It's a two boys. Pandemonium over there. I know. All right. Paying to the boys, which right now, no one can see because we've cut them out of frame. And there goes. So we are talking to no one. Yeah, yeah.

We're just talking about off, which is, this is the greatest off-site podcast there ever was. Yeah. If you ever want to see two guys distracted, talking each other over FaceTime, that's... And then bring up things that we've talked off the podcast about. You might be uninformed. That's the podcast.

This is... That's what it is. Who said, I think what you don't see is something that is the most telling. I love that you make yourself read for these games. not why i was also trying to text during that so um i i think i say it again uh some no no i that's one i think what you don't see is something that is most telling and then his famous quote is i want to take his face off um

I feel like this could be another Tyson thing because he bit an ear off. Or he would go, let's ride. That's another famous quote of his. But my favorite quote of this guy is, I want to take his face off. Do I do the hand gesture again? Let's ride. He goes, all right, let's ride. Um

I want to take his face Is it Gary Busey? No, it's Nicholas Cage Yeah, I wouldn't have got that Wait, you've never seen Gone of Independence Yeah You never, I don't think he ever says that

Yes, he does He's like we're going to see the generation of India Yes Okay I don't know Um who said to be the man

you got to beat the man Kobe Bryant RIP This man I think maybe RIP as well Wahoo Is that Mario No

Wahoo Rick Flair Wahoo Did you give me a Rick Flair impression Woohoo I mean this tough Like you just give me There's no

I don't know If I don't know the person You want me to give an impression I read I want you to Make Rick Flair videos But then just dub Mario's voice When he goes

Woohoo That'd be great Someone makes it for us Yeah because God knows We can't figure our technology To save our life No, my time is precious. The older you get, the more rules.

They're going to try and make you follow. You just got to keep living, man. L-I-V-I-N. Matthew McConaughey. That is correct. And his famous quote would be. It's either, all right, all right, all right, or they just keep getting younger.

Or what is it? Do they say the same age and I keep getting older? What is that one? That I thought you were going to make me say. Yeah, yeah, I think it was, I think, you know, the best thing about college girls is I keep getting older, but they keep getting the same age. Yeah, that's just a weird line. You creep? Yep.

All right. Last one. Yeah. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and you will never go wrong. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and you'll never go. Is this our Lord and Savior? Jesus Christo? It is incorrect.

Would you think this would have been a creatine guy? I don't think you'd be a Joe Robo, you know? Oh, is this Joe Rogan? No. This is... Hell yeah, brother. Hulk Hogan. Hell yeah, brother.

That's Rachel got into a kick of calling me brother, like a lot. During sex? Yep, during sexy time, during normal time. I'm getting brother. I'm getting a brother look right now. She'll text, but she'll be like, yeah, brother. I was like, all right. How funny would it be if she got in a kick of having such a big stepbrow fantasy

that she literally calls you brother? No, we would Be 12 to 6 real quick Yeah, absolutely not We'd be done I don't like that I don't like that at all That's uncomfortable

To even think about Yeah, yeah I get that I understand that But some people's got to be into it Yeah, some people I don't It's just

I don't get it I feel like that was a I love Chris Schmidt's joke about what's your biggest sexual fantasy and he goes well you're going to have to adopt me first

that's a good one that's a good one he's very funny I heard a similar one about like hey well you have to marry my dad first you know yeah a lot of step bro steps his stuff it's just that's not my lane

but it's not my lane I'd rather Rachel call me Brother. Brother. Get in here, brother. And now that I've said it out loud again, I think it's going to start happening again. You've got to get a little shitting grin on her face over there.

Yeah, yeah. She's getting ready to call you, brother in a tag team death match. Brother, you want to go to the gym now? Brother. Yeah, you and Goldberg are going to go in a tag team death match. Let's pump some iron, brother. And she started doing it. doing it around the time he died i was like i think he's been reincarnated into into rachel she's

got a lot of peach fuzz that are just going like this on her face suddenly blonde blonde peach fuzz is that growing out of this yoked just she don't keeps ripping all her shirts Yeah, no, I'm not a... I saw Mama Kuski was in the vicinity. She was. I had a busy October and deserved a little recap. Mom came to visit. Baster party, two other trips.

I mean, it was a month. And I'm looking forward to it. Are you going to have a... Yeah, are you going to have a chill in November? Yeah. The most part, don't really have anything planned. We'll come back home for hunting, which is in two weeks already, which is wild. The only problem is flights are ridiculously expensive.

It might cost me between my flight home for hunting and my flight home for Christmas. It might cost me over a grand. Yeah, and also you might not get on the plane because I don't know if you notice right now. Everywhere is getting, you know, the airports are getting shut down because they're not going. getting paid you know how are you going to show up to work if you don't get paid you know yeah it's kind of wild i uh so hopefully i don't have to drive also we got to figure out what to do with these two little munchkins now yeah i know you got you got kids now you're a father i am a cat daddy rachel may call you brother but i'll call you daddy how with that that works

that's probably the best way to end it so yeah can you clip that let's just end it on there we'll clap on three hey watch grind it's going to be in the comments we're going to talk about it next week all right