Fat Chance Podcast - Christmas Movie Watchlist & Parlay Locks Ep.147

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

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I'm gonna dip this in Bailey's and we'll see how it goes. Does it feel darker in here? The lights are farther, maybe? They might be farther. I had to do some work in that ceiling tile. Um, before we start, Michael, are you coming Wednesday? Yeah. Okay. Just, I gotta put-

It's my MLB debut! I gotta put it in the group chat. Wait, I gotta try the Oreo in the cream. It's not much better. Listen, I know you don't want to share your Oreos. That's not what I'm doing. Is it kind of what you're doing? No.

No answers now. Ooh, are you a big germ person? Like, he touched the Oreo. Would you have eaten that Oreo? Yeah Okay Mine's a penguin, what is yours? Um, Oreo?

Oh, other side Snowflake Yeah, mine's a liberal Hahaha So stupid Hunter Biden Pardoned Oh, this guy's the worst So stupid hunter Biden

No, I'm gonna be honest hard open I told gee I've had this before Yeah That might have been it Not the homemade shit. I also have some holiday beers in the fridge. Yeah, well we're in for a long holiday Um, I got no news. Should we just go to the second episode? I'm still getting sued I'm still getting sued. I don't think we said that on the podcast. No we did not. You can't talk about it publicly. As your defendants. I've been watching a lot of Suits. I can say it.

Suits is good. I watched Suits when I was on TV normally. It's cause you're 46. Yeah our version of Su suits is coming out suits la That's gonna be such a suits gonna become the new like CSI like CSI, Miami No, it's not gonna be good like so they tried to do this before Back in the day. I don't know but kind of start the second one when it came on Netflix. This is now 1999 But suits had a thing like I don't know how far you are in suits I just started season 6 so is Jessica Pearson

What about it She's on the show. Okay, so she's not gonna be on the show. No like a little bit later Don't if you ruin anything for me. I'll kill you. Okay I think she probably died. She wears a pant. No, she does not die. She wears a what? Can I tell Jack? No. We'll just move on.

OK. Well, that was a good topic. Let's make another one up. I love topics I can't talk about. Exactly. Merry Christmas, everybody. Happy holidays. It is December.

That's crazy. Last year, December was five weeks long It was one of those like long months this whole year has felt like it's been three weeks It's been so fast. It's so I didn't realize it was December until maybe noon today Yeah, I know it's December 2nd you When do you think Christmas starts for you right after Thanksgiving? Yeah after the dinner after mine starts when Spotify wrapped Send me my third thing. When does it send it like soon? Yeah, like the Scott'll be soon like first two weeks of December I'm like alright now. We'll get into it. You know what one of my biggest fears is

I'll think about the Spotify rap probably around June July my biggest fears like oh my god It's gonna be the exact same songs. Like did I diversify at all in my music taste or did I find anything new or have I been the same boring person the entire year as I was last year? Can you tell me over and over again? No, sometimes, there was one time I was in the top point one percent of listeners for an artist.

I was impressed with that one. I also, well I'll be on the golf course and like a buddy will put on a song and I'm like don't you dare ruin my Spotify wrapped. If that song comes on there, so help me God. Do you post your wrapped? No, I don't post my wrapped. I'm not that weirdo.

I will not post my wrapped. No. I've seen, I saw this like meme and it was like can't wait to Comment on everyone's Spotify rap. Well, that's extremely problematic And when they ask why say it's not my job to teach you Like not my job to educate you and I think it'd be so funny to just have like someone's mind blown Like what the fuck is it's like a well think how many people are gonna have Zach Brian on their top five? Oh yeah.

And I'll be like wow, you hate women. Spotify has already been like pushing against some problematic artists. Like it's very hard to find Gary Glitters, Rock and Roll Part 2. Who the fuck is Gary Glitters? Is that like a cat band? You know, you know the song. The song. Yeah, it's you know the song. The song. Yeah, it's just one song.

Speaking of the song, uh, Thanksgiving. The lions played who? The bears. My mom goes, Oh, I like Shaboosie. I like his song. I go, Mom, that's not good. You can just like, Oh, I like his song. That's all he's got, is one. He's got some good songs. Yeah, but she only

knows one. She goes's I really like him yeah yeah it's very hard to find that song why it's called rock and roll part two why why why is he problematic this seems like it'd be in an Adam Sandler movie rock and roll part 2 Yeah Here I'm gonna but like if you have I'm not digging this cream if you have it on a playlist they kind of like Don't don't really They don't show it. Don't like it'll be the last song you why why what's so wrong with that song? Okay, so I'll

Read me the lyrics and say the bad words. No, no, no. I'm going to try it. Is it the lyrics, or is it Gary Glitter that we have to be worried about? His career ended after he was convicted downloading child pornography at 899. Yep, OK.

Yeah. ["SHADOWSKILLS"] See, it beeps and it ends with the year each time. I take it back. Adam Sandler would never have that in a movie He might yeah before I don't know what kind of guy is think he's on the Diddy list no The covers and one shorts Yeah, but also did make a movie called grown-ups. I feel like he's projecting a little bit Then that's a stretch. I think that's a stretch that guy does not go to the oh no

I don't think he goes to diddy parties or yeah the mansion The thing is probably a wild party some people like just got invited to diddy parties and there was not the part that Yeah, they were invited out back. Yeah, you weren't invited to the freak-offs. That's a different thing. So there's a party? Where that song was playing. Yeah, yeah.

As you walked through the door. Yeah, like the after party. Dude, he's just like walking shit off people. Like the after party, you know? Yeah, you get invited to the parties, you can say you went. But you get invited to the social gatherings, sometimes you're not getting invited to the orgy.

Right. I've never been invited to the orgy that's a lot of all you it's still that hurts just a little bit is a little bit i'm gonna take another or you know for that comment you know for a baby he's just in the corner? Just joking.

Well, you know how Michigan beat Ohio State this past weekend? The Pat McAfee Show came on, and they were introducing A.J. Hawk. He went to Ohio State, and he was rooting for obviously Ohio State. And he was like, this guy is a former reclusive packer, college champion, Super Bowl champion Once won that college championship at Ohio State and then they announced AJ Hawk and I was

I was thinking in my head that they cut his Skype camera. He's just I was like AJ missed this perfect opportunity to just troll so bad. I don't think he'd ever be on live TV ever again. It would have been so funny, but I was pissing myself at my desk today thinking about it. He does have some of the best moments, just like unfiltered. Who's it goes like like you look like Castro I like to just like bring shit up by the key he would be the one to do that. I do John Lee Casey for Halloween Yeah Can you move that bottle down? Yeah, they can't see your nuts

My ball might slip out they can tell you're crazy. Oh Well, what'd you ask for for Christmas? Um. Oh, that's it. I've, my list sucks so bad. What's your list? It's things I would pick up on the way to the golf course. Balls, tees, scrubber brush.

Like it's like. That's good. Yeah. Those are needs. Yeah. And then it's like packer socks. you know, just like I already have a pair You know cuz they had a quick turnaround this week Yeah, you know, so I don't know what to like I don't need any of that stuff

I find my golf balls in the woods after I hit the one I have to start the year and I come out with 12 And I'm good It's tough like I don't want more clothes. I don't want more clutter. And then I'm like, oh, you know what I could use? I could use golf clubs. No one's buying me golf clubs. Someone's asking for a list.

I go, here it is. Please get me now what you decide you want to get me because no one's not going to be this. Yeah, I've been trying to figure out what to have. A putter. I did put a putter on there. I think that's reasonable. I had a putter on last year put a putter on there. I think that's reasonable. Yeah. I had a putter on last year.

And then I went out first. And I was like, got money for it. They're like, all right, you go. Here's the money for it. Here's the Galaxy gift card and everything. So all right, cool. Then I went out first gulf of the year. I didn't buy it yet.

I putted so good. I was like, I'm not losing. I'm not buying the putter. Can't lose this putter. That's tough. If someone goes, oh, you want a putter? Here's some cash for it. That's tough if someone goes oh you want a putter here's some cash for it You're like that's great in the moment. I go I got $200, but then the next day I'm like Or I just have $200 cash

And my putter is fine. I don't need it. Here's $200 good, then you go blow half it out that weekend Half of it on that weekend you're telling me you haven't spent one hundred dollars out before. Yeah but I'd buy a putter before I do it and then I'd blow one hundred dollars afterwards. So even worse. It's already in my head. I've already. Three hundred dollars in the hole. No you're like I saved two hundred dollars on the putter so I have two hundred dollars to spend. Already in my head I spent the hundred dollars going out so just use the money for what you want to spend it on. What's on your list Jack? I don't really have anything on my list. I've got anything home improvement related.

Snow pants for shoveling would be nice. That's pretty much what I've got. We're getting old if that's our list. I have snow pants on mine, too. So I can use them twice a year. I'm trying to look up the whole day I spent I should have been working I was looking up more gifts that I can put on this list. That's all you did today? I know I did other stuff but still. Majority of the day.

Majority of the day. I was looking at the things that I want some people to buy. I want more toys. But I saw maybe getting like a sushi gun or something. That'd be cool. Actually, that'd be pretty cool. I have one. Do you want one? Is it cool? I have two of them.

No, you're not. It's dumb. But I'll give you one. I got two of them. Take it off the list. Take it off the list. Michael ruined my dream of having a sushi gun. No, think of it this way.

I give you a free one. You get something else for Christmas then. It's like an extra present. I have wool socks, button down shirts. We are so lame. Wool socks and button down shirts. Do you have a campfire or a cozy little nookie you can sleep in with that? No. I do have a fake campfire that does heat. Perfect. It'll fire up in the living room. So that'll be nice. I put, Rachel and I did like a, we're doing kind of like a theme thing this year

We're like hey, we don't want to go overboard with presents Just getting a little ridiculous although. I like to go overboard with presence Yeah, and I okay This is where like you can do one thing off their list one thing that's not on their list and then my third thing Like you could pick like your third was like I want one thing that makes me feel like I'm like a kid on Christmas again So something I can interact with on the day. What would that be?

Because that was like the fun thing about Christmas, like I open all this up, like now I'm gonna go play with it. I'm like, I don't care if you give me a Lego or like an old like vintage game that like you and I can play together, something like that. But I think that would be fun. And then last night we were on FaceTime and she was laughing at herself.

She goes, it's almost embarrassing at what the age requirements are for the website I'm on looking at presents for you right now. I was like, what is it? I think I know what it is. It might be a football for 1999. Come on, Lego. Lego. Lego.

You can't fuck Legos. But I like that. It's like, you could, it would hurt. You can fuck cranberries, we found out. I bet that would feel pretty good. Only in that form though. Yeah. A bowl of cranberries actually might not be bad. I love how the audience does not know what you're talking about.

Judd sent us a picture of a cranberry fleshlight on Thanksgiving and said, Happy Thanksgiving, boys. A bowl of cranberries might not be bad No warm cranberries Slightly like 45 seconds 45 might be a little too much, but then you have a little cool down time Yeah, maybe mix some maple syrup in there Sticky sticky viscous. Yeah, you're gonna need a shower afterward, but it'll be a good time. I don't think we've talked about really anything yet. Well, OK. It's Christmas time. It's Christmas.

I think because he's got to bleep out a lot of stuff. Yeah, you are a bowl of cranberries. Boa cranberries are magically delicious. Oh, make it. Oh, do you guys want to know how we did in football? Yes. I think I did, I think I had like four losses, is my guess. Me, you got more than me.

Oh, and then, actually, I'll just bring it up now. So when we went to Big Putz, and I told you about my big win, bet $1, 12-leg parlay, hit it, won 135. Basically my first bet ever on the new app that I was using. My buddy texted me last night, and I just got a text before the picture came in. He goes, inspired by your success. And then in comes a picture of him betting. And I won't say his name, because whatever,

but he uses Fanatics. Put a five dollar wager down, bet on all 12 games yesterday, hit. Guess how much money he won? 20 bucks. $1700. That's pretty sick. I go, fuck you dude. That guy can get a lot of those cranberries.

And I go, are you gonna do it every week? And he goes, oh yeah. I'm gonna get a little cocky now, I'm doing 10. I'm like, fuck yeah. Also, drinks are on you this weekend. Yeah, absolutely. The scores are 12 and three, 12 and three, 14 and one.

Who do you think has the 14 and one, who do you think has the 12 and three? I think I have 12 and three, I know that. And then I think you're 14 and one, you're 12 and 3 that is correct. Yeah Jack went 14 and 1 cuz he and I went we're job better. We're really good at this Yeah, or the last week's games were pretty easy to pick on who's gonna win. Yeah But they were a lot closer than they were much closer than they should have like the Bears should have won the The Bears should have won.

That was the most embarrassing end. I loved it. I loved it. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. I get it. I get it. It's a creepy face. Cause they have the word ass in it. Oh tits. I thought they were going to shoot

Eber Fluss before he got off the field. They were close I'm pretty sure they didn't even let him go to the locker room after I'm just didn't they just fire him like on Sunday No, excuse me on Monday. Yeah, he's Monday. Holy shit. The problem is Today Monday or two today's But cut it is Thursday. But. Cut it. I can't wait for the next. So. I do my very thing about it is they couldn't call time on it and afterwards they're like yeah we played that perfectly. Doubling down on it.

What do you say is like I'm confident I'll be here planning for San Francisco or something That's you say that when you know you're not confident that you're gonna be here like I'm hopefully I could just project that onto the owners Then I'm not gone And then they took him all back cuz we did work his wife slaps him on the ass you can do it buddy Yeah, so that that's fun week. Good job. What was the one I lost on the Rams and Saints? So we each have only one two only one loss Weeks. Congrats. Imagine being him.

No, that's because he doesn't know football. That's pretty embarrassing, honestly. Should I bring up my fancy room? Hey, I'm on a schneid. Hey, if I think I have a chance to squeeze in, if I win out, do you want to collude a little bit? Yeah. Do you want to collude a little okay? Yeah

Stop that right now. Literally the points against I've had the most points against out of everyone. Are you losing this week? No, I'm winning this one and I have like one I'm still so pissed about this because I should be in probably in probably Sure, I could be in third or fourth fifth play I should be in third or fifth place Yeah, but everyone just has their games game of the game of the year against me and it sucks But I am in first place in my other league at 10 and 2 I am in last not in last but close to last in my

other league It's a rough year. It's a rough year. I'm in first in one of my leagues. We don't care. Move on to the picks. What are you in our league? I'm first in our league. So you're in first in two leagues?

I'm first in two leagues. And then my work- Are you the commissioner in both leagues? No. My work league, I am the commissioner as well. Are you in first in that one? I'm not in first in that one. Okay.

But like Jack, my points for- I am the commissioner as well. Are you in first in that one? I am not in first in that one. But like Jack, my points four, I lead the league in points. And I am right now in sixth place. See when it comes out of Jack's mouth, I feel bad for him. When it comes out of yours, I kinda just hope you stop. Yeah, you grinchy man.

I do like that sweater. That's a good one. On the back says. How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And Max is on the back. I've seen the movie, you tried it. It makes sense that that would be on the back of it. All right.

Games this week, we have Green Bay at Detroit. Give me Green Bay. Green Bay. Green Bay. Oh, you almost did it. Last time, Kuski didn't pick. Yeah and I was right. So maybe I am their good luck charm. All right. Jacksonville at Tennessee. Tennessee. I'm gonna do Tennessee as well. I'll just go against the grin and hit All right, no Trevor Lawrence

There's out cold yeah still Jets at Miami Miami I'll do Miami as well Atlanta at Minnesota Minnesota Minnesota Revenge game. I feel like this could be I'm gonna do Atlanta Atlanta like Atlanta could yeah It's gonna be so cool. The I think drew lock is Carolina at Philadelphia Philly although Carolina has not been playing bad. So it means right sound came back. Yeah happy they they almost won that game Sunday and they almost beat the Chiefs do yeah Cleveland at Pittsburgh Pittsburgh just work. Also, I don't know if I said this on that but but Philadelphia for the Eagles Panthers. Okay. Pittsburgh as well. I feel like that was just... Las Vegas at Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay. They're gonna be Tampa. I'll do Tampa as well. Seattle at

Arizona. Arizona. Seattle. I'm gonna do Arizona because it helps the Packers. Buffalo at the Rams. Buffalo. Buffalo. Chicago at San Fran. I would love it. Chicago. Everyone's injured.

I think it's, I'm going to think it's I'm going to go Chicago. I'm going to go Chicago. I'm going to do San Francisco. Yeah, I'll go Chicago. It's a good pick, Judd. LA Chargers at Kansas City. Chargers. I kind of want to do the Chargers, but no.

Give me Kansas City. I'll do Kansas Kansas City and then Cincinnati at Dallas Cincinnati yeah can be since II sweet we are sweet Caroline we're gonna do our picks for next week too. Yeah, we will. I just thought about that. It's going to be a weird order of things. The audience won't even tell. They won't even know.

They have no idea. Literally, they don't know what's going to hit them. We're going to have to make up an injury report. They're like, wow, I can't believe. I can't believe Tom Brady came back and is playing for the I'm also gonna have to fake what scores you guys Just know you got last week Yeah, I think we do anyone like to try one of Judson festive beer I think we should get a festive beer. Go get the festive beers.

I'll get the festive beers. Are you sure you don't want the elf to get it? Put your hood on. On camera. Next, come back with it on camera. Look at that. That's fun. What a slutty looking reindeer.

He's the sluttiest reindeer I've ever seen. The one that looks like a Christmas one. It says Christmas cheer. Holiday cheer maybe or something like that. Deductive reasoning. That's exactly what it was. Good job. Don't use your teeth. This is yours. This is yours.

This is yours. Don't use your teeth. Don't use your teeth, man. Got that. That's not dominant. What if your teeth would have cracked? You would have had to sit here. Will you cry?

You know how dominant this looks? Ouchie. Ouchie, mama. Ow. And like a cheer for all. You know how dominant this looks? Ouchie! Ouchie mama! Ow! And like a cheer for all. Is this supposed to be like a fruitcake? Yeah, it does. It kind of tastes like a kusky.

I'm not a liberal. I wish this was a little colder. But it's good. It's not bad. We can control that. We could. It'll be cold next week. It will. We're not filming next week. These fucking idiots. We won't even be here. These guys don't even know that we're just going to change. We're just going to pull the wool right over their eyes like Santa's hat. Oh man. Do I've already watched Santa Claus one elf

Hot frosty Hot frosty what's hot frosty this movie where a snowman comes to life This lady falls in love with this like borderline Eleven year old like trapped in this guy with abs his body. It's it's so stupid and funny What is it on? Oh, it's on Jen finds like does she find like just tick-tock movies all the time. Well, this is like a hallmark one actually I Told her about it cuz I saw a meme and she's like we should watch it and we watched it and then we watched for Christmases, I don't know if you ever seen that one. That's a good one

Did you see they have like a holiday hallmark movie about the Chiefs? Yes, they're making it Yeah, yeah, it looks so bad any reason it yeah The premise is like if you don't wear this hat on Christmas the Chiefs don't go to the Super Bowl Which is the most annoying thing ever. That's pretty funny though There's isn't there also something that they're doing. That's like Modeled after Kelsey and Swift. I think that's the movie so they have to wear the hat. It's the same thing I don't I don't know maybe I don't know this is a great segue into the game because we're doing Christmas movies Yeah, I'm gonna watch I think the Santa Claus movies Christmas movies. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Good for us.

I'm gonna watch, I think, the Santa Claus movies. Yeah. This weekend, maybe. Yeah, I think I watched Santa Claus one a little too early. We watched it on the 20th. That's a little early. I can't do anything until I can celebrate Christmas, I can do the shopping, I don't care if the decorations

are up, but music and movies cannot happen until December for me. Oh, we did it, it was the day after Thanksgiving, so I think it was the 30th. I'm okay with that. Like there's a grace period. If I like ya, that's acceptable. If I don't like ya, I think you're weird.

Well, I have 15 questions, all about Christmas movies. All right. And some you'll know, I think most of you probably know, but I want some classics, want to see some new ones. But start off number one. Are we a team? Can, we be a team. No Christmas. We're a team We are not enemies on Christmas. Yeah, unless I'm Jewish No, we're all friends Alright

What does the mayor of Whoville give the Grinch as a gift? Clippers, razor clippers, trimmers. Jack gets the point. We're a team. We get the point. Someone's doing the heavy lifting right now. All right. What does Susan Walker tell Chris Kringle is the thing she wants more than anything in

the world in Mir miracle of 34th Street Santa cock Santa cock Santa cock fucking movie. Who do you think is talking to Santa? I thought I was something. She's on Santa's lap. And you think this small child says. Stop saying small child. I want Santa's fat cock. Fat Christmas cock. I think love and friendship was a good answer Love and friendship She was snowflake no like American Girl doll or like a doll a Barbie peace enjoy harmony on earth no a family a father and a younger brother and a house love and friendship I haven't seen the movie in my head she's dirty yeah oh all right oh my god I might have a tear soon

how does one gain entrance into the secret hall of snow globes in the Santa Claus three the Santa Claus you um I don't remember in Santa Claus three how do they get it it's with the snow globe isn't it from the first movie how do you gain entrance into the secret hall of snow globes in Santa Claus three the escape clause It's like the worst one. Yeah, it's literally the worst one the one that I'd my I avoid it I picked it because I avoid it all the time. We know the other two The third one's one if I don't get to it, I'm not mad. I didn't see it Also sidebar I saw a video of bar stool guys being like talk when you see a better movie than this and it was home

Alone one and Santa Claus it was home alone one and Santa Claus one was the first one that came up and like fuck now is like you guys Idiots idiots a bunch of chimps home alone great movie not better than Santa Claus I should have brought the Tim Allen poster today. What does he do? You know my time because it's the little girl that gets into it right This one's the little girl. She's not 30 Yeah, I forget yeah, they go through a vending machine marked out of order oh I thought it was a jukebox, but I thought there was a secret code you have to say the jukebox It's all you have to do is you just go through a fucking fake vending machine?

Honestly, if Santa Claus 3... The whole of Snowglobe should have much better security. Yeah. Like, you need, like, the secret Snowglobe or something. My favorite thing is when you guys get a trivia question wrong, you instantly blame me. Like, I... Come on! I'm not blaming you, I'm blaming the writers.

And I'm blaming Santa for having poor security. I'm shooting the messenger. That's what I'm doing. Santa should have had better security. That's why Jack Frost commercialized Christmas and ruined it. Ruined it. They shouldn't have made that.

In Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, what does Hermey wish he was instead? Who's Hermey? The little blonde guy. Quick question, is everything related to small children? He wished you... Joy of Christmas. Did he wish he was a...

What did he wish for for Christmas? He's an elf. He's an elf. He wants to be... A real boy? No, that's Pinocchio. Oh, a dentist. That is correct. A dentist. He wants to be a real boy. No, that's Pinocchio Oh Dentist that's correct a dentist. You're gonna do much better than me at this for sure

What does but we're on a team? Yes, what does Clark Griswold hope to buy with his big Christmas bonus in national Lampoon's Christmas vacation? I don't watch that move. I don't either. I've seen it once. Oh really? Yeah. A pool. A pool. Oh, he daydreams about that, doesn't he?

Yeah. Yep. In Home Alone, where does Kevin's family go for Christmas? Paris. That's good. Good job, good job. That's good. In a Christmas story, what gift does Relfie receive from his aunt?

Bunny costume. Santa cock. Santa cock. That is a small grown woman aunt. What gift does Ralphie receive from his aunt? bunny costume Santa Claus That is a small grown woman and that is that is correct a bunny suit In what movie does one of the characters rush around trying to get her hands on a canned hickory ham Oh Christmas of the Cranks What is the highest grossing movie of the highest gross movie of all time? Christmas movie of all time. Oh my god, we did this last year. Yeah, we did.

And I put it on here again because I knew you guys would be here. Oh, the new Grinch. The animated Grinch. Yeah, it's the new animated Grinch, yeah. Because we thought it was Elf. And then I think we said Grinch. You're like close.

Second is Home Alone. Where's Die Hard on there? Do people consider that a Christmas movie? I think that's it's not a Christmas movie In what movie is turbo man the hottest Christmas toy? All the way classic By the way, I think that's my second favorite Christmas movie It's not good, but I wanted a turbo man was it Jimmy It's not good, but I wanted a turbo man. Was it Jimmy?

Was his name? Yeah, I think Jimmy and then Sinbad was the it's me your dad I'm turbo man In what in what movie does the main character eat cotton balls elf? The Grinch's heart is said to be how many sizes too small? Five. Two sizes? Two sizes is correct.

Okay. What's a normal sized heart? No size is too small. Unless you're the Grinch. It's too small. But it's too small, that's not normal. The Grinch gets red rockets. He doesn't have a human dick.

For sure he gets red rockets. He gets red rockets. Oh doesn't have a human dick. For sure he gets red rockets. Oh my god yeah. But at least it's in the Christmas theme. Green and red. It matches his Santa outfit. And then what comes out white. He literally is the Christmas mascot. We could have just ended with the red rocket we didn't need to get to the next part oh i wanted to get all colors in four christmas what does brad's brother love to do

in what christmas in four christmas he likes to play a trivia game he does mma that is correct good thing i just watched that for the first time. I've never heard It's John really John Favreau and Vince Vaughn Vaughn Reese Witherspoon, it's a good one. I did not expect it to be what it was. It's not really much about Christmas

No, it's more just like there's just on Christmas. It happens. Yeah but basically these are the premise this couple doesn't want to go home and see their kids or their succeed their families on Christmas so they both come from divorced families and they end up going on vacation and then they get caught that they're going on vacation so they have to cancel that and then go see everyone for Christmas kind of So they end up visiting all four of their families And it's just like is one of those movies where you're like this little tell me oh that's gonna suck like this

Something's wrong is gonna happen here, but it was funny John Favreau's the MMA guy He just beats the piss out of it's which is like an extension of his character on friends. Yeah, that's exactly what it was It's like he's like I really like this character. let's see what I can do more with it and then made a Christmas movie out of it I don't know if you made that yeah I don't know I think anything John Faber was in I feel like he made it yeah but they'd play the game taboo which is the best scene in there what was the thing that you needed the other night when you were too drunk oh my god it's that clip where he's like eating chicken wings that's a Christmas movie I'm gonna watch that

and then they start making out she's pregnant and he just viciously grabs her belly it was like so aggressive and then you see him now and he's just this big fat guy like he doesn't look anything like he does in that movie It's so funny. Okay. I gotta watch that where is it on? What can I watch it? I? Think even on this is our ad ad read Hulu no drink Who has live sports? We take chud talks with an ad read I talk over Any brandy not the stuff that is not what we used to like. We didn't

really like it that much. One drink Barron's old fashion. Drink new fashion. In what movie does the main character not hear Santa's sleigh bells. What. In what movie does the main character not hear Santa's sleigh bells Wait, what in what movie does the main character not hear Santa's sleigh bells polar Express. That's correct. I Think I've seen that movie once and I just know it's centered around bells And a train never seen it Yeah You're not missing too much. No, I don't like the graphics. It's kind of trippy. It's like that bail one They'll bail off is weird. It was like this could be really cool

If you just had people act in it, you know how much cheaper be to have people act in it They had people act in it and Julie was there but they just put like what do you think is the price difference like? Spider-man with Tom Holland or Spider-Man into the spider verse What the budget was like to do all that CGI? How much does it actually cost? I think it caught I don't think it costs more than like Tom Hollins thing Yeah, but the thing is they are they because they don't have like the actors. They don't make it look that real So yeah, you're still making like a but I guess if you're trying to make it look kind of super they try to make it look super real and they had like actually're still making like a cool. But I guess if you're trying to make it look kind of real.

They tried to make it look super real and they had like actually Angelina Jolie acting in it and actual like big name actors acting in it and then they just tried to animate over it so that I guess maybe there was less of a difference between the big monsters and the people if that makes sense. Yeah that makes sense. I'm wondering if that's why they did it but it was a dumb decision. So my legs look so pale can we turn these lights off. I look so dark I feel why they did it, but it was a dumb decision so come my legs look so pale Can we turn these lights off? I look so dark. I feel like we turn the light away from me uh

Yeah, spider-man spider-man into Spider-verse yeah 90 million to make and then what's spider-man you want? Spider-man no way like a 300 million. Yeah, Tom Holland. Yeah 200 300 million movie about 195 million I'm going to Spider-man homecoming. Just get a spider. Yeah, yeah 175 million, okay And when they say it's like 175 million are we is that have to do with what they're paying the actors to Yeah, it's actors marketing

Then in reality it's like cuz Tom Holland's probably getting paid how much to be in that movie Judd Yeah You're a mean one, Mr. Judd. Do you like Christmas being Jewish and all? I'm not Jewish. 1.5 million for the first Spider-Man film, and he got 10 million for No Way Home.

Okay. Okay. Four million for Far From Home. Wow. Think about that. They all have the word home in it. Yeah, like far from home is the one. I saw some weird posters.

Far from home is the one. Is it the one in the middle? It's in the middle, and that's the one that's in whatever. They're in Europe for a class trip, yeah. Because he's not at home. He like far from but like Tom Hollins from England so he's actually close to home and close to home is in the US but he's from the UK no way far from home no way home and then there's what's the third one homecoming

far from home already been home so how's it homecoming because he's coming back okay and he's going homecoming far from home already been home. So how is it homecoming? Because he's coming back. Okay, and he's going to homecoming with the vultures daughter And that's kind of a very crazy conundrum that he has to go through because he wants to smooch this girl But his her dad is used to be Batman to you see Batman Yeah, he came back and did Batman in the Flash movie. Yeah, I saw that. How was it? Exactly what you expect.

So not good. It's not great. Those movies, the DC version. They just fuck everything up. They fuck everything up. And there's something about it. I feel like the Marvel's done very good with the storytelling through Endgame.

And then DC just kind of like, they're like, I want to ride their coattails with the storytelling through end game and then DC just kind of like I want to like Kind of ride their coattails with the whole superhero thing. Yeah, they scratched an itch They didn't like create a storyline or there's no like They didn't make any mysteries or cliffhangers. It's just yeah one-off thing. It wasn't good if they would have made superhero movies The same like the Christopher Nolan ones, like the Batman's, and they made it all similar to that kind of dark, that would be a really cool,

really cool universe, but they didn't, it sucks. And now I'd rather watch Santa Claus 3. The best way to describe the new Flash movie is it's something you would watch on the plane. You're like, oh, they have it here, I kinda wanted to see it, but I would never actually go pay money to see it Or buy it or a big keeper like it is that's where I watch the beekeepers I want to watch the beekeeper. I've yet to see the beekeeper. It's Have you seen the beekeeper

You should it's I took a nap isn't you know, if you're in the mood for Jason Statham killing a bunch of people, Beekeeper is real. I'm the Beekeeper. Every once in a while, you just want to see one guy who's way too good at hand-to-hand combat and use of guns. I'm the milkman. The best part about that movie is

there's really no hardship for him at all in it. And I'm not spoiling anything. He literally just the entire movie kills people there is no like oh, I might die. It's like no I just kill everyone's a John wick. Yeah, John wick Maybe I'll have to watch the beekeeper, but he tends bees Does someone kill that was actually the most that was the most like disappointing part is Because I know you won't watch it but and you find out in the beginning, but it's like he just

Tends bees that's what he called the beekeeper Yeah figured that's probably why he got the name movies in besides the fast furious. It's just what he does. I received the transporter Yeah, he does He transports quite a bit you might might have a clause in his contract. These need to be easy for me to understand. This is what I want to do right away with the title. We don't want to confuse anyone when they get here. I want people to know what they're coming for.

Alright, number one, if you could get anything for Christmas. Like anything, money doesn't matter. You can't feel, if you could get anything for Christmas. Like anything, money doesn't matter. You can't feel guilty if you get it. Or like a reasonable kind of anything. Or you could say, still money doesn't matter, you could just get it for yourself if, you know what I mean? It's free.

Free? It's free. Ooh, number one thing. Do you have yours? I feel like you asked. You kind of know yours. I feel like you asked you kind of know no I don't think I don't know yet question

I mean a truck would be sweet. I'd be happy with a trailer Um I would be happy with a brand new car for sure a brand new car And if I don't get that which I won't get that Wait you guys said Santa, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mama Kuski. I do want new golf clubs eventually. You need new golf clubs.

I don't, though, because I'm better than you. And not by much. I beat him. Once. Last time he went out? Yep. Last time? And then he stopped going golf with me. Oh, classic. I went up. Yeah. And then he then he stopped. No. Yeah. Oh classic.

I threw my clubs away. Yeah. I was so embarrassed. But I think golf clubs will be a I'll treat myself when I turn 30. But I think a new car I agree with you would be real nice. I think you guys would like if I got a new car No, cuz we'll never know if you got butter. Yeah Rachel. I think the number one thing on her list is I get a new She hates that car so much I don't know why she like always like I hate this car so much Why it's cuz only brought trauma. There's no life. There's no sugar coating. They just know this car sucks Yeah, you started up and it just goes whoa Rachel where's Rachel what do you want tickets to a Packer game I love tickets

to the Packer game um I don't know man I pretty much have everything I don't uh... uh... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i in this fucking relax. Like Noah's Ark or the Kalahari? That indoor wave pool. You just see Judd laid out. Give me tickets to the wilderness. Judd's laying on one of the jets. Just absolutely shit can in the lazy river. I love a good lazy river. I would be honest, it'd be so fun as like adults. And I've done it in college.

We went to the Dos for one night. It's so fun. It was really fun. It's so fun. Because if you go in the middle of the week, there's really not a lot of people there, especially during the year, not during the summer, like winter break.

It's a good time. We ordered like 15 shots of kamikaze. So we're all passed out. One person knocks on the door. I open it up. Like, did someone order these? You go, no, but we'll take them. We found out if you're at the wilderness and you go to the swamp bar, you have I open it like did someone order these ago. No, but we'll take those. Thank you. We

We found out if you're at the wilderness and you go to the swamp bar You know the big margaritas like the size of your head Yeah, what you what they don't tell you is they'll pour anything in there. So my buddy gets too long Mike oh my god same price of marita. Some people shouldn't have adult money. Yeah. It's so funny. It's so fun going to like the Dells and like going into water park and like getting a little sloppy is fun. Oh yeah.

This also is the same guy who's 11 and 0 at sporting events that he goes to for the team he's cheering. If he finds a cone, like a parking cone and chugs a beer through it, He's a left in it now. But here's the thing. You got to pick and choose when you broke that. Yeah. How many times do you run past the cone. I feel like more often than you think. Yeah. How many times you I walk. I think I drive past hundreds of cones every day. I drive. He's like just walking like it has to be by the game or where he's by. Is it adding. He 11? He's 11 and no for the teams. He's cheering for If he chugs a beer out of it and goes to the game, it's such a niche thing

How many games has he gone to in the past 11? Well, he uh, he's I mean he's gone to More than 11 games. He's only chugged 11. Oh, so like if the packers were to say, I don't know A lot of the games are packers now would it count if I gave him a cone, where he's got to find the cone? I think he has to come across it. We have to come across it naturally. Like it's like.

You can't go searching. Yeah, he can't be like, hey, I need to find a cone today. I'm going to bring a cone and just like toss it. Like, oh my god, dude, a cone. Well, I have a thing now. And I was like, just let me know if you ever do find a cone and truck it. And you can put the money there. I'm putting the house on it, babe

You'll get it. He's 11 and oh if the Packers play at home. He finds a cone. He chugs a beer on it I'm putting the mortgage on it pay a hundred percent on it. It's a lock. It's a lock It only makes sense it It only makes sense. All right. All right. Well, Merry Christmas. I am really tired. I think I need to go get some rest before next week.

Same. I'm exhausted. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, everybody. Bye. Thank you.