Fat Chance Podcast - Depends On Who You Ask Ep.174

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Nothing for you good episode. We'll see you next week Come to go funding drink drink the DV yeah, drink drink booze butter and How's your fourth Before it's good. You were in Wisconsin, and you refused to see me. That's true. Yeah, let's put it out. Let's put it in I

Texted Michael. I said hey, you're gonna be home for the fourth. Do you want to go golf? Yeah, and Then he said no, I'm already go with my dad. So that's fine. Yeah, so then I Texted him. Hey, well, we were having a pool party. Come on over Bunch of my bunch of my friends were having a big pool party and I Didn't also didn't also didn't show up. So he's avoiding me. I Actively avoiding you I uh, I think I Think that might be the worst part about going away for a while and coming back for a short period of time, is you try to appease everyone and see everyone.

And then it ends up like, I felt like all I did this weekend, I don't know, I was relaxing, I enjoyed myself, was drive. And it's, I mean, back and forth, back and forth. And you know what's I'm very thankful I got to see everyone I got to spend a lot of time with my family But it was it was a lot of driving. It was a lot of driving And yeah, I mean at least you didn't have to drive to st Francis you know for a pool party or took the golf course with me. It's fine. Yeah, what about that?

That's tough. Did you end up golfing on the fourth? Yeah, and go in fourth. We've been to Rivermore. Okay, which We've golf before yeah, it's nice nice narrow course Yeah Small greens is what the yes what they what the big thing about Rivermore But the funny thing is it was on the fourth so we're driving through Franklin and then drive through Waterford Both towns were having a parade that day and people were we went golfed at 9 a.m

So we like went through those times on a dish and people were already Setting their chairs up Drinking beers having an ice cream sandwich. It was It's a mayor. it's American it's American as hell I love it it's American or more like what are we doing you know celebrating we're celebrating I on the fourth the fourth was the least fourth feeling fourth of July I've had in a while because I went golfing with my dad and his buddies Friday morning got rained on a

little bit and I'm making it through which is nice and then ends up clearing up that day which is which was great and the lady she she called me she's like we're like you to meet my two other friends boyfriends so we'll go downtown we'll have a couple drinks and drive back and stuff like that. And I remember leaving Indeed Brewery and walking to The Harp. And I was like, this, it just doesn't feel like the fourth.

This just feels like, no, we didn't walk to The Harp. We drove and then parked somewhere. Oh, OK. OK. Either way. I was like it's a far walk maybe a far that's not like anyone really is gonna understand that but no it's uh it's all the jazz but I was like this it just doesn't feel like

the fourth it's because like our my mom's like fireworks and Waterford like tissue again area that was all Saturday so it's like let's let's plan our 4th of July for the 5th. And the 5th felt like the 4th of July for me. But I was like, everyone is like, out and celebrating right now. 4th of July, decked out in red, white, and blue. And I'm like, nah, it's the night before 4th of July for me. And yeah, so.

With the 4th being on a Friday, I did not know what day it was at all Using I was it was very like my mind couldn't wrap my head around that Saturday wasn't Sunday So it was like very crazy. I was I was with you. I thought Saturday was Sunday I thought Sunday was Saturday cuz I didn't leave till last night and it's like Like Monday came around like I don't Like what I don't know what to do with myself I was just there like Monday all I did was help my mom do like household chores

I was like let's let's clean up the house. Let's let's put some stuff in the attic. Let's really start organizing this house. I was Useless could have came to Bremen. No, because my flight was at eight. Okay. Yeah. Nevermind. Yeah. Nevermind. But yeah, I mean, it was fun. My fourth was, uh, you know, fun. I went to summer fast. Um, which it's not like you, I don't think that's... It's not like you. I don't think that's not a you move.

Not a me move. Also not... There was no bands that any of us were going to see except Josh. Josh featured in past guests, Josh Smith. He's in a band? He wanted to go see a band. He wanted to go see a band called Babymetal, which after the podcast, you can look up, it is, yeah.

Yep. So we all had free tickets. Like a group of us had free tickets. We probably had a group of probably eight going, and Josh is the only one that's gonna leave and go to a metal band concert so we like got some corn and tried to win the DJ Mondo and And it was supposed to be Drake night and he didn't play any Drake songs for the first like 15 minutes that we stayed

What was going on? I love Mondo summer fest. We talked about going on the fourth and I love Mondo. Summerfest, we talked about going on the fourth, and Rachael's like, you know tickets are $30 now? I was like, I swear last year they were 17, or like the last time I went. Like, growing up I always just had free tickets. So I never really understood that like,

you had to pay to get into Summerfest. And now, at Summerfest, as you get older, it's like I better have a free ticket, or really like one of the free stage bands Yeah, that's the only reason I'm going otherwise I'm not just going to hang out that was a high school early college thing you hang out to eat the Miller Lite sign You get some booze and you just get after it Then you try and use your fake ID to get in downtown later like that you couldn't you couldn't like they

The kids which which makes me see say feel so young when I say this the kids were trying to they were all just like Hurting like in the alleyway like in the walkway Like they were just trying to like just stand there and like hope someone buys my beer exactly I don't know, but it was just like so packed. It was so Like they were just passing around one joint, you know, smoking weed and it was just like, man, I don't want to be here at all. I love watching the secret to this. You're like, you guys aren't being sneaky at all.

We all know you're doing it. And the best part is, is we were the same people. And I think that's a beautiful part of life is you get to go through it, think you're cocky, you're confident. And you're you're cocky you're confident And then as you get older like damn we sucked People just it was a habit Yeah, and also it's like these people they came in with water packs on their back like how did you get that in? Really and then yeah someone also had a had a basketball in there

How did you get a basketball in here also? Why did you bring a basketball? They had to have won it from a game? No, you're playing. No that was no it was an actual basketball It wasn't like one that you like oh it has that's one thing No, this basketball has been outside and played with for a while. It was interesting. Yeah Yeah, I wonder if it's one of the people that I never thought was you were tried sneaking in on the rocks before That I never thought was you were tried sneaking in on the rocks before Like the color yeah, they just were playing like some streetball down the street And they're just like let's just walk walk the rocks. I'm just getting for free which I think is a great idea I don't think I've ever done that but I mean I've snuck booze in every which way into Summerfest

Every which way I've had shoved it up gooch Captain which way I've had some gooch Captain Morgan I've had some boot whiskey up the sleeves everything yeah it's waistband it oh those are good times good times the only thing I want from sad or I just blew it from summer fest is a Saz's platter that's it yes as a platter I heard went up in price which everyone was talking about but the corn was what I really wanted I would need some corn my life some sweet corn roasted sweet corns Can't you can't get it anywhere? You know you can't get it roasted sweet anywhere in Wisconsin No, I'm just I'm the side of the road and pick it

Yeah, you can get it, but it's like it's the best from from like summer fest or a big fair or whatever. Oh fair. Absolutely I think I'm gonna go they were gonna do the Renaissance fair here in the next couple weeks and I'm getting one of the big Turkey legs. That's the only way I want to eat a turkey leg in my life is a Renaissance fair Renaissance man big yeah, I gotta get my my plated armor and huzzah Did you get it? Did you are you getting it all you dress up? What's funny is I went to my grandpa's who like we're trying to clean out his property and I found like gold plated

Like Roman armor. I was like I should take this and wear he like it was a hoarder So he bought like that's we think he bought a truck full of costume jewelry in his house were like 20 to 25 boxes like plastic jewelry that you would use for a movie set or something or a play yeah, and There was gold plated armor like I I want this I I Want the there's bull horns? I'm getting those shipped to me soon. They're going right above my desk Rachel's not thrilled with that one. You're gonna put you're gonna put them on top of your car. Oh, I might glue them to my car That's funny yeah other than that the fourth was good I I saw too many fireworks. I played a game on the third

Which is which is you know fun within itself, but one of the games there was a fireworks after the game and There's they had this 12 year old girl sing the national anthem and she was good She was just great singing national anthem But in the middle of the like and the bombs bursting and they shoot off a firework like halfway through and it was the loudest Firework I've ever heard in my entire life. I felt so sorry for that like 12 year old girl Just trying to sing the anthem and just bombs blowing up all around her.

There was a guy a few houses down from we were we were hanging out with some neighbors, and there was a guy that I think he bought fireworks that just made noise. I mean like the ones that boom, that sound like you're gonna get the big colorful flower, nothing. And you would get like a warning,

or boom, and then tch. I was like, all right, and then sometimes you wouldn't get the warning. And they were doing this at like seven o'clock in the afternoon I don't mean to be like the old guy here but this is obnoxious right now like there isn't even something to look at you're just making noise and it's it's annoying and then I was like why aren't we getting a warning for some of these and I look over and after one of the non warning ones. I just see water shooting up I go they're just tossing fireworks into the lake and they're there. I think they're fishing. I think they're fishing and

Some mom came up there as he goes, but what do you guys want to go call the cops on them? I was like, all right, we're not gonna do that there they changed the Down by the lake they usually do the fireworks, but they change it to a drone show this year But I like I hate that I love it. That's love it So that's so unamerican that is I bet you all those American I bet you all those Those drones were made in China. They aren't like UAV drones. Drones are pretty American.

Oh, they're American, but those drones were not made in America. Oh, you think your fireworks were made in America, you idiot? I bet you a lot of them are. I bet you a lot of them are made over the border. Have you ever been to Phantom Fireworks? How crazy is it that it's legal to buy fireworks in Wisconsin, but illegal to set them off? That's American. That is American right there. You can buy them but if you light them off we're gonna arrest the shit out of you. I like the drone ones because A, everyone's dog is probably just

freaking out about the fireworks, you know? And then B, it's also like a veteran. They don't like fireworks. So like people that fight overseas in the military or anywhere in the military who has PTSD, to honor them we just blow up a bunch of stuff. You know, it's like very stupid. I get why we do it, but. Yeah. Jesus.

Oh, okay. Sooner or later Santa's just gonna be, his sleigh is gonna be pulled by drones, and I don't like it Wait isn't in the Santa Claus. It's powered by caring Is what isn't I thought it's I thought in one of the Santa Claus movies. It's powered by people believing in him It depends on which Santa Claus you believe in. I'm a Tim Allen reindeer guy. I think if you're one of the Christmas Chronicles, it's like you need the Christmas spirit.

That's what powers his sleigh. And then the reindeer just for show at this point. It's like the bull horns on my car. Yeah that's a... I don't know. The drone's cool. I've seen a few drone shows They're very impressive But I mean maybe throw on like one or two fireworks and the drones could be like fireworks incoming in three two one Give them a warning cover your dog's ears

But so I get it for your sake How did you golf we have a golf wedding coming up August 23rd if anyone wants to get in. We have a golf wedding? Coming up before, we have a golf wedding August 23rd. Yeah, soon, I need teams ASAP otherwise I'm gonna cancel this. I need to send another friend the thing.

He asked me last week to send him it and I forgot. Cool, he needs to sign up soon because the price goes up in two weeks actually Okay How'd I golf Thursday afternoon when I golfed not great, but this okay. I could get into this for a while about golfing now I Thursday used my brother's clubs. He's got brand new irons. His wedges are all the same brand. He's got the the tailor made sim driver. I got the M six went underneath. I was like, you know what, like this shouldn't be that bad, but it's gonna I'm gonna have

some adjusting to do. And I think I shot like a 92 the first day. And you know what, for new clubs, I was with it and it was hotter than hell that afternoon. Shot an 88 fourth of July morning and I was starting to realize like these clubs they go much far like my clubs are literally from the 90s and Stevens are from the 2020s and I'm hitting nine irons 20 to 25 yards farther than I do with my clubs and it was so fun I felt like a big swing and dig I was like oh 160 nine iron sure yeah yeah you can reach you can reach things so easier well not having to go down to like a long iron was so nice. Like, oh, 170, pull out the eight, swing hard.

You can just pop it up and let it fly. Those are fun. I looked at my dad, because my dad gave me his old, old clubs. He goes, your clubs aren't that old. I go, remember your old set you had? He goes, yeah, those are the ones you have. I go, no, I have the older ones of those. He goes, clubs aren't that old I go remember your old set you had he goes yeah Those ones you have I go no I have the older ones of those he goes. Oh shit. I was like yeah I yeah, just getting clubs From the 2010s. I think would help me improve. I think you should get new clubs

I that's what I'm gonna do my turn 30 next year That is I'm gonna go to Europe, and I'm gonna get myself new clubs And then I'm gonna live in a box cuz that together will be $45,000 That's fair, that's all I want new clubs And the one thing I don't like he's got the two ball putter like the ones with the whatever I hate that sounds like you're hitting a rock Or two ball putter. I don't know what that is

It is just not good. I don't like it. And it's a, I don't know. Every club was nice, I'm like, dude, I'll get you a new putter, we'll get you a new putter. Yeah. We were going low. I think everyone shot pretty good on Saturday. Yeah, Friday. Yeah, everyone shot really good, so we were going low. I think I shot 84. Nice. Yeah, just had some really good shots and it felt like my favorite thing

is played the whole day one ball. Oh that's such a good one ball and I got my brother some extra balls. You hit him maybe a little off a little off like you know I'm gonna do a quick little quick little search for my dad's in The woods like here's six more balls put them in the bag Yeah, I didn't have nice You have to be like hey throw me another ball like from thing that's one of the most embarrassing things ever Oh my favorite is like if I'm not looking and I'm playing with my dad And I'll like you can hear a shot you're like oh that sounds good or that sounds bad You can kind of tell if you golf long enough, and I'd be like peeing. I'm just finishing up I'm like here hit and like oh, that's a good shot. I turn around

He's already got his hand in his pocket putting a ball down. I go When you got another ball on the tee before your first ball lands You're fed up with the way you're playing like if you already have a ball in your pocket You already know it's not going well Sometimes I like I'll put the breakfast ball in my pocket and I just know that's pocket It's not what you're supposed to do I know you're not supposed to but I'll put it in the back pocket or I'll put it on the ground then put it Back in my pocket and then it's just in there

But yeah, I try not to have like anything in my pockets. I am superstitious. So if I'm playing well First couple holes and I realized my wallet is still in my back left pocket And I take it out and I hit a bad shot that wallet goes back in my pocket. I Was like I like that I'm just used to that motion. I'm used to that swing. Yeah I usually my rule is if you have a beer don't crack until your first bad swing then you need it. Oh absolutely you you don't start drinking until you have kind of a blow up. Yeah I wouldn't say even a blow up just to tell you till you have a bad swing or a bad shot you're like all right maybe maybe we'll be all right. I mean a bad shot as long to tell you have a bad swing or bad shot. You're like, alright, maybe we'll be alright.

I mean a bad shot, as long as it's like a good swing, like oh I miss hit it a little bit or I push it. I mean like you just completely got behind it, you skull fucked it, you topped the drive and it's like it didn't make it to the lady's seat, then you crack open the beer. Or if you're playing well and you're seven holes in, then you can maybe have a sip. Yeah, but, alright, we can get to the game. Yeah, let's do it. I can put my camera.

Let's do it, cause I don't even know, why am I getting off the screen? Oh, this is perfect, we're at 20 minutes. What do we got for a game today? So, so for the game today, we're going to do a little fun game called Good Person Bad Person. Now I'm going to read you a quote, and you have to tell me if it's from a good person or a bad person. Oh, this is incredible. Alright. Good person, bad person. All right. How many of these are Hitler?

I have 16 of these quotes, and I'm not going to tell you who they are until after. Are these all real people or are there some fictional movie characters in here? How many times am I in here? That I cannot say. Okay. Sounds definitely in here. But all you have to say is good person or bad person. Good person or bad person.

Alright. Yes. Alright, here we go for the first quote. If you can feed a hundred people, if you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. Is that a good person or is that a bad person? I think that's a good person. You are correct. That's Mother Teresa. or is that a bad person? I think that's a good person. You are correct. That's Mother Teresa. If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed one.

I don't even know how you'd spin that in a bad way. Yeah The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. Is that a good person or the bad person? That's gotta be a bad person. That's Adolf Hitler. That's a bad person. Yeah. You're a two for two. I should write down how many... hang on let me get... Two for two? Victor will never be... that's right there being like, listen, I'm gonna cheat my way through this or I'm gonna do some nasty, nasty things. Yeah. All right. Michael's two for two. All right, here we go. Another quote.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Is that a good person or a bad person? I think that's a good person. You are incorrect. That's Bill Cosby. Well, you know, it depends on who you're talking to. It depends on the Bill Cosby. Is it pre-sleeping pill?

Is it post-sleeping pill? Do you think he was always doing the sleeping pills? No matter what, either way. Okay, here's the question. Are you pro-Bill Cosby? I'm not pro-Bill Cosby. The Cosby show I did like growing up. I bet I can tell. Well here's like a, I guess maybe it's a philosophy question. Let's say you have teenage Adolf Hitler who's totally like a fine normal person good morals and then Something happens to him that makes him a bad person and he's bad Adolf Hitler if you had a quote from like 12 year old Adolf Hitler and

He actually truly meant well would that be considered a quote from a good or a bad person because Because you're not the same person. It's still a quote from a bad person. You don't get to change the person just because they said it earlier. But the person changes all the time. You're not the same person you were ten years ago. Do you think you're a better person today than you were ten years ago? Yeah, but then you're saying a whole you're saying any quote. I said before this doesn't affect me I'm saying like what are you considered like if I said? I'm considering the person the bad person. Okay, you're pro-bill. You're pro-bill Cosby. I get it Alright here's the next quote each one of us matters has a role to play and makes a difference

That's a good person good. That is a very good person. It's Jane Goodall. Good in her name. Yeah What did Jane Goodall do? Who's Jane Goodall? Is that the gorilla lady that is the gorilla lady? There you go. Yeah, the silver back gorillas Yeah, I took a primates class in college. Oh Yeah, that's fun. No bows are the only primate other than us to fuck human style Moving on the sock brand What you say bonobos is the only one yeah the bonobo monkey No, I thought the sock brand. Yeah, they they they fuck missionary.

Death is the greatest form of love that a good person or a bad person. Death is the greatest form of love. Death. Death. What could they be talking about? Death is the greatest form of love. Like I killed you. I love you so much. That could be a domer quote. Death is this great misword of love. Once they die, love you so much that could be a domer quote Death is this great miss Ford of love once they die you realize how much you love them I'm gonna go I don't let him say this is a good person Do you think Charles Manson is a good person again depends on who you ask but no What wasn't Charles Manson like a CIA experiment to though

Now you're gonna get too much into your dad now. I'm losing you you're golf way too long I Have sworn to only live free that a good person or a bad person what say that again? I Good person or a bad person what say that again? I've sworn to only live free. Is that a good person or a bad person again? I see the good in people we've known that from this podcast. I see the good in people I'm gonna say this is a good person It's Osama bin Laden Damn it. Okay again depends on who you ask

That's the title of this episode depends on who you ask. That's the title of this episode, depends on who you ask. That's not dependent on who you ask. It's not easy being cheesy. Is that a good person? That's a good person. That is Chester Cheetah from... Shit. Alright. shit All right Pride is more difficult to subdue than a wild lion

That's a good person as well. This is like Steve Irwin. That's Genghis Khan He's talking about pride all right, yeah He's talking about pride alright Yeah I'm a good person, but with many defects that a good person or a bad person This sounds like something I would say to defend something like depends on who you ask about Bill Cosby I'm gonna say good person. That's a Ricky Iglesias You know that I bet you there are some women out there think he's a bad person I think that's pretty ambiguous answer. Yeah

Yeah The we should be never free This should be called is it a person or someone who's killed a lot of people? Or someone who's killed a lot of people Here we go The weak can never forgive forgiveness is an attribute of the strong. Is that a good person or a bad person? Bad person that is a good person. It's Mahatma Gandhi Fuck I am NOT doing good. I'm overthinking these. You were doing great and now you're just on a bad streak.

I'm on a bad streak, yeah. I got like three or four correct now. I believe in one thing only and the power of the human will. This is a good person. That is a bad person. That's Joseph Stalin. Fuck. You know, some of these are good quotes. You just put them in the right person's mouth. Exactly.

Now you're starting to get the game. You put them in the right person's mouth. It's a different game. Is it in your hands to make a better world for all who live in it I agree that this has to be a good person that is correct that's Nelson Mandela okay there's I couldn't fuck that one up like when he says I agree in there yeah if you want to shine like the Sun first you must burn like it bad person that is correct that's Adolf Hitler I'm two for two on the Hitler quotes what does that say about me student of the game no job is too big no pup is too small oh

My god is this Michael Vick bad person this is a good person this is rider from Paw Patrol All right two more left Who is that? All right two more left Probably more excited to see my cat than anything today Exclamation point this is me good person Depends on me ask that is correct that it's you And Last but not least pars are possible. Is that a good person or is that a bad person? Oh, this is the greatest person on the list. This is past future forever guest

Hard-rock screamo fan Joshua Smith. That is a great person Parts are possible five six seven eight nine nine out of sixteen. I was going for eight. I was alright with that Yeah, yeah I Think there might have been only like two quotes in there like that's definitely a bad person The rest depends on whose mouth it came out of I thought there'd be more from me. I thought there'd be more from me, but. If I was playing against someone else, probably. Yeah.

I know your little tricks. I know where I'll fit into some of these at some point. But, I mean, speaking of which, I was very excited to see my cats this weekend. It was great. We almost got a cat like two weekends ago a Little fur ball running around here if I do get a cat. I'll just hold it right here like jack did when he got his dog just I

just do the Austin Powers, what's the bad guys name in Austin Powers? Mr. Evil? Dr. Dr. Evil just he has a doctorate in evil And there'll be my mini-me. Yeah, I played some pickleball with Jack. He's doing good. Is he? How are his ankles?

Ankles were great. He had both braces on. He's ready to go. Yeah, we had some fun. We played the pickleball courts right underneath the overpass. By the Pollock Market? Yeah, if I had those.

Yeah, that's a great court. It's a great court, yeah. It's a lot of fun. It's a unique area. Who won? Was it just you, V Jack, or was it couples? You won. I won, but it was very close and also we went to Tiki

afterwards yeah I went to Tiki too it was great yeah and then first time like I've been there it's probably since we went that one time and then it was just so funny because we're watching people just be The weirdest people in the world like there was a guy who would take His motorcycle and then was taking people for rides on motorcycle around the block from Tiki He'll just go up to him. They want to ride on my motorcycle And people were saying yes Yeah, people strangers were getting on it was crazy. Yeah, just full of love in Wisconsin I love that people watching you just open it up and you just kind of can see everything. It's a it's

top three bars, I think in Milwaukee and then there was a person who showed up who sat by himself and was drinking I was I was like, I kind of know this person. And Jack and I, I was looking at him and I was like, who is that? And then it dawns on me who it is. It is my college, one of the security guards that was like one of like the students that was security guard.

So like no one really respected him. But he was also just the weirdest dude. He thought he was going to go to the NFL playing in Division 3 football. Those are always the weirdest guys that are like you're definitely not going to go to the NFL. Yeah. So then he made a YouTube tape of himself to give to or to send to NFL teams and he talks to the camera before he does he's like hey my name is this and I'm 5'10 and I'm

100 pounds I'm gonna do a shuttle drill. He does like a shuttle drill. We used to. We used to put them up like at a party we'd be like just put him up if we knew that he was making the rounds We just put it up on the TV just in case he like ever like comes in and looks in That's not mean but he I mean but it was Bruce him and he must be still doing the thing of just like He was trying to talk to people just like in the court trying to talk To people's yeah, it's like oh man. He's still the same as he was back then He was just weird dude. My favorite is like I'm 510 160 right there unless you're like I'm auditioning Auditioning trying out for kicker off like this. Yeah

Trying out for kicker off like this. Yeah I'm 510 160 pounds and I want to play nose tackle delete. No one's looking at that. I Had the guy I used to work with that told me I was like, what are you doing? You're off time he's like well, I actually play semi pro football, which I don't really think that's a thing and Because I'm I'm rehabbing my knee will build this training program from the ground up and then I'm gonna go He said audition for the Green Bay Packers. I was like what the dedication for it is insane and You know those people don't have like health insurance even No, I think the dedicate it's not dedication, it's delusion for some of it.

And you know what, there are people who are generally trying, like I love when people have like dedicated, you're working towards something that doesn't work out great. But there are people I think are like, I'm gonna do this, but they just tell you they're gonna do it. And you know, like you just went home and you're like well my knee hurts I'm not I'm not doing anything I'm gonna do it like I see what you eat I see how you move like you're you're white you're not gonna play running back for the Green Bay Packers I'm sorry you're not John Kuhn. There's people in your life that you know that that you know I always think you should you should do a lot of the work in silence like

Your your like don't be talking about like don't film your workouts. Don't Showcase that you're doing this that just work out in silencer or or behind the scenes, you know Towards the goal that you want. Yeah, sure then maybe Then then maybe you know when you hit your goal then you want. Yeah, sure. Then maybe, you know, when you hit your goal, then you can, you know, say, but the people that just need to showcase or tell you that what they're doing all the time, it's like, that's not what we're supposed to be doing. Like, you know, don't be, it's always, I mean, there's people in comedy that do that too. They're like, oh yeah, come to an open mic and see how funny I am and it's like dude

No, this is practice. This is not where You know your your audience needs to be keep working and getting funny and then your audience will build itself Yeah, I agree with you there. I Agree with you there with that being said we do not have a golf outing August 23rd We're not working towards making it great. I have done nothing at all Nothing whatsoever no work. No nothing. No one's gonna be there. It's gonna be sharing We just we didn't just land another fun little prize pack for you guys Potentially another one and maybe a third here after I have a conversation or don't have a conversation we don't have fun little

giveaways we don't have unlimited booze we don't have a don't have we don't have comedians that roast you we're not even make fun of you golfing yeah it's not at deer tracked golf club in O'Connor Mok August 23rd. Please do not come out or please do not sign up on this form that we will link at our social media. Yeah, that's already in every description since we started working on this outing. That isn't in every description. It is, you know what this is getting hard to keep up as a little bit, so let's Right now before I don't get upset in three two