Fat Chance Podcast - Dialing Up Year 30 Ep.168

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

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might i say you deserve that i deserve it you you act like the consequences of that action was not going to be that well he could have not push me into a car he also couldn't be you also egged him on and said you'd be a mop

but it was clearly joking and uh... all of it was all it was all playfully where it's one one of those were like you're pushing some around your laugh in the whole time and then it just the alcohol kind of didn't I would say Didn't make us aware of our surroundings. So yeah and if we do have a concussion which It's minor which I don't think we do, the blinding production light in my eyes and headphones in my ear is going to do wonders for me today.

Yeah, I think that's great. I think we should also put it on strobe lights for you. Yeah, we should do it all. We should do it all. But yeah, that's neither here nor there. So was it rough at the bachelor party this weekend with your fake injury? No, that haven't Saturday the bachelor party dude. I'm telling you right now this bachelor party has ruined me for other bachelor

parties in terms of setup and like food and activities and whatnot so like first of all it was over my birthday so like I couldn't ask for a better birthday either because I'm just golfing the whole weekend and I I made sure we didn't try and overshadow the Bachelors weekend. My close friends at the Bachelors party knew. It was perfect. But we get there, and we drive up, and we're like, we know people are already up there.

But they hadn't stopped at the house yet, I guess. And we're like, where's all the food? We don't want the food sitting in the car while you guys are golfing one round, and we're getting up here late and then it clicks the the dad of the guy getting married runs a catering company and we're like holy fuck they're catering this whole bachelor party and I like they prepped it and because they did prep it but they brought their entire catering truck up two and a half hours north of where they live

in Minneapolis, like grill, brought a smoker. They used like none of the stuff we had at this like compound we rented, which was unbelievable, ends up on a lake, it's got a party, it was incredible. But we had breakfast planned out, catered every morning. We had bagged lunches packed for us for the golf course. We had dinner catered every night.

And then we had late night snacks catered every night as well. And I'm like, oh, we made you guys like chips and dip. Like we had a taco bar. We had steak sandwiches. we had chicken wings, pretzel bites and those are the late night sandwiches or late night snacks. It was, and then you just golf every day and then there's this clubhouse that's got golden tea,

shuffleboard, air hockey, foosball, like a giant TV set up and we were watching all the playoff games. It was like it's a guy's heaven. It was perfect. Yeah I mean that sounds like a great bachelor party. I mean I always love the kind of away from the town area bachelor parties where you're kind of secluded so it's like more of almost a family atmosphere of just just the dudes being dudes, you know There was like there's only one time though the neighbors like can you guys just turn it down a little bit if you're gonna be

Up past two o'clock in the morning. Well, I gather that's fair. That's fair But it's the only downside of this weekend was like every other weekend prior in Minnesota It's like 70 75 and sunny gorgeous weather And then this giant cold front came through. So every round of golf we did was in the 50s, slightly raining, very windy. Yuck. We're like, you need to warm up from the inside and the outside to come around. Yeah. We golfed draft weekend and it was raining.

It wasn't raining when we got there, but it was freezing cold like it wasn't raining when we got there But it was freezing cold and it started to rain around hole three and didn't stop to the point where we paid 18 but we only went nine because we're like we can't do this like this is awful and We're the only people on the course and we had six of us And the guy the guy was real that was working behind the desk was very weird. No one else on this course, this course is a hunk of junk. It's not a good course and we knew that going in. We just wanted to golf.

And this guy comes out right before we all put the tee off and he goes, just so you know, we never Let six people golf And then he pauses like I thought that was gonna be it he buzzed for so And then after that he's like but I guess this one time we'll do that There's no one else here Within the parking lot, there's no one has three times all day We got yelled at by the Rangers in the last day and I get it rightfully so but The we waited on the last two holes

Every day we were golfing so we can kind of like golf as like a big group or whatever and we had 27 people so we didn't have 27 people on a hole, but like we would do like 10, 12, stuff like that. So the last day we ended up getting three groups on one hole, the Ranger comes up. He looks like he's in tears. He's like, oh guys, what's going on here? And we're like, we're just finishing the last two holes up.

Here's a scramble, it's going pretty quick. He goes, yeah, that's not gonna happen. I'm gonna need you guys to go last two holes up. Here's a scramble. It's going pretty quick He goes yeah, that's not gonna happen. I need you guys to go ahead finish up. We got people behind you They're really upset and I'm like, yeah, we know the four groups behind us. I don't think anyone's Anyone's upset. I think you just don't like that. We kind of took advantage which I get it it's like not what they want to see but well, I think it's it's better like I like when they when you finish up and you just watch the last hole at like by the by the green I always like that yeah I like that too it kind of feels like a the ending of a championship round kind of thing yeah yeah waiting up for people I'm

like no let's just go like I don't like as much as I like my buddies like I'm like, no, let's just go. As much as I like my buddies, I'm like, we'll meet them back there. I don't need to see them tee off. Yeah, I like a mix. Because we were just doing, we were doing kind of not Ryder Cup style, but it was like 2 v 2 best ball, scramble off the tee kind of thing. We didn't do any really scramble scrambles.

We're like, let's just scramble scramble. There's nothing we were competing for just to Say we beat you and it's like let's just scramble last two three holes And it's fun just to mix it up until I mean everyone was having the time of their life I mean we had music was going on three different speakers Everyone's thrown out beers the last couple holes like the guys are having a time and then this Ranger drives up says this and you just watch everyone's Face just become defeated. You're like you just ruined my whole fucking afternoon Didn't riddle it ruined like 20 minutes, and then I'm glad I'm glad you're your whole your was it your birthday

Cuz it was my no those over those and that was the day after. Yeah. How old did you turn? 29. Isn't that crazy? You're so old now. I am old now. I don't feel 29. I feel 25. But.

But you look 30. So I mean. I did not look 30. I don't act 30, that's for sure. Yeah, that's probably true. You probably act 18 Yeah, I had some shows this weekend. That was fun. It was my first time in Port, Washington That's a very rich town I Did not know that I did not know that going in pretty much the show was at the harbor

So there was like boats all around it was wild. It was a good show, but like yeah, it's crazy How'd it go the shows go well, yeah shows them well shows them great Steve was great saw Steve Talked about you a little bit and I said he sucks so don't book him on anything that's fair I bet my name didn't come up once but No, I know I talked Steve I mean we drove means Steve drove to the to Port Washington so But yeah, it was good Mike Marvell was headlining the Port Washington show and He kills like he always kills

It's just he's someone you never have to worry about. Yeah. Even if it's not as good, it's good. Everyone's leaving, they're like, you know what, I had a good time. And the crowd was probably the age, like, probably everyone there was 15 over at least. Okay, so he definitely murdered then. Yes, yes. So, you know, they loved it. So, it was good. Yeah, and then when I don't tell as well, which is always good. There was a you know a packed audience

I'm just like excited people and then Chris Higgins headlined. So he killed it Sounds like a good comedy weekend. I don't know how I want to sit right now Yeah, also get the you got the dogs caged now. The dogs are caged. They're going back to normal. You know it's a punishment for not getting to the 3,000. I know and it was crazy because we had to do the video again you know because we messed with the audio. Yeah it's funny it's like I almost put in there because part of your visual cut out because you're not good at timing anything, but At the end of the day it was my technical mistake as to why the audio cut out and It shouldn't have but it did and you know what we'll just we'll re-upload another one

And if people want to want to watch the other half of it Hey, they can but I think a lot of people who go to the video on YouTube got what they came for, audio or not. Yeah, no, I think the thing is, you say that you want to cultivate to all audiences, so get the audio, you know? Yeah, we'll take them. Because otherwise we're cultivating them

to the only one audience members. The only ones that wanna these these toesies out of Okay, I went to bingo last night drag bingo ever been to like a drag bingo thing No, I've played bingo I played two different bingos in my life once at Pado and once in Wilmington, North Carolina, where we won a double-sided dildo, but other than that. Yeah, I played drag bingo at Oak Brewing and it was a blast.

It was all for a charity and stuff and they had a bunch of raffles. And then they had a bunch of, also there they had dogs that you could adopt and that was just so cool you could see like a big about all these dogs and then they all like Instagram handles and everything it's funny do you adopt a dog I feel like I did not know you're gonna you're gonna cat people I'm a cat guy too. Yeah, I mean, I used to have a dog, but yeah. It was a farm dog.

No, I've had a dog since then. I could talk to you about it, but we probably cut that part. Oh, did your dog die? Did it negligence? No, no, not at all. But OK. Well, I don't want to hear a sad story about your dog. OK, that's fair.

Good. We don't have to. All right, I'm going to flip and we can play the game then. You don't want to hear a sad story about your dog. Okay, that's fair. Good. We don't have to... Alright, I'm gonna flip and we can play the game then. You don't need to flip quite yet. Oh, I don't have to flip right yet? It's been 15 minutes. Oh. Okay.

But I mean if you want to, if you don't want to flip it, go for it. How long do you think this game's gonna take? A little bit. I mean, it's not too bad. I have 15 questions for you. And since it was your birthday, I have, and you always called me old, right? And you always say that, oh, only you know about these things. So you grew up in the Great Depression, you know?

That funny joke. You did. And yeah, you and Jack would give me all these funny things. So today's game is going to be I have things that a 29 year old Probably does not know but a 34 year old does so

This is just emphasizing more how you're older not me. Well, it's how how you're older than me. Well it's how you're just not gonna know the way of the world and I'm more knowledgeable than you are. That's basically what it's gonna be. Oh good lord. Alright we can start that. Go cut your camera. And first of all, you probably will know some of these, because I mean, you grew up with parents that were...

Older than me? Yeah. But, alright, so here's the number one question. You had to blow into a video game cartridge. What was the console? Oh, I mean it depends. It was either the Nintendo 64 or the Super Nintendo. Nintendo would have been the correct answer.

That's easy. That's easy. See? I'm warming up. I got that. I got that. Alright. So there was a program where you downloaded music legally on your family's computer What was that program called? Is it like Napster or limewire? That is correct. See look at you. Yeah. Well, I you ever have to no never did that I I was I think I was afraid of Getting that on my parents computer. I also don't even know if I knew how of getting that on my parents computer.

I also don't even know if I knew how to do that. I was a big, my neighbor knew how to burn CDs. So then I would get like CDs, I'm like, oh dude, let's go, oh yeah, make a playlist. Back when, playlists were a thing. I mean, they're still a thing, but like yeah like a see oh yeah I remember getting my first one from my neighbor Joel and had like all like the um I don't know is it like punk rock it was like Green Day, All American Rejects, like all that stuff I was like this I'm fucking

cool I have all these CDs now. Yeah I I was rolled on with a Sharpie and stuff. Yeah. Michael's sick hits, 2004. Yeah, that's a good year. Good year. Before Apple Maps and Google Maps, what did you print off to find your destination or- MapQuest.

That is correct. Yeah, MapQuest my mom Big MapQuest girl big met my mom. She didn't want to print it out She wrote it down like literally head on the screen and we've done that before too sure if it's a short enough drive but I remember going to like Gulf Shores, Alabama and for a spring break my mom printed off the book Alabama and for a spring break my mom printed off the book Directions and my dad is I think he's a little bit of a savant a little like But he would go to Google Earth instead and he would then just study it and then he would look him out

I don't need that shit, and then would get there without looking at it. My mom always had it just in case And then we'd get there without looking at it. My mom always had it just in case It's like what if we need to stop somewhere. You're not planning for stops I know how this we're gonna get off on this exit boys probably need to go to the bathroom Maybe we get a little food here, and I know how to get right back on I was like okay That's that to me is wild you tell me to get somewhere 20 minutes from my apartment now and tell me go look at Google Earth. I probably would be able to do it Oh, yeah crazy like Even today I won't like if you have a hosting in like a suburban neighborhood. I'm still like

not Focusing on the numbers. I'm just focusing on where blue line ends Yeah, it's like it's on your right. I'm like, on where... Where that blue line ends. Yes. Yeah. It's like it's on your right. I'm like, okay, well this has to be the house then. Yep, this has to be. And then you pull in and you're like, oh shit, it's one over.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, I'm doing good. I'm three for three. You're three for three. All right. So what kind of internet did you have growing up? What was it called? Internet Explorer? Yeah, yeah. So what kind of internet did you have growing up?

Was it called Internet Explorer? Yeah. Yeah, but what was the internet called technically? Like dial-up internet. Yeah, you a dial-up internet. I Don't know What are the other options? Yeah, can you make the sound of dial-up internet? It was like oh Isn't that it yeah Did you have that I Maybe Maybe we had it. I'm not sure

When we finally got like a family computer it was later It might have been more so the computer lab in school that had it Okay, but I don't know for a fact. I know I've Experienced some dial-up internet in someone's house before yeah, yeah, you were right on the cusp of that open it Yeah, you could you couldn't like call out you had you had to like like tell your parents to be on I'm gonna be on from 7 to 8, so hope you're not expecting a call cuz it took up the phone line Yes, yeah, I didn't I was too young to even But I've seen enough memes

Where I got it there you go, okay? if you watched TRL And you actually cared who the number one hit was who was the host I Don't have a fucking clue what that is TRL TRL was a place where you could watch where you could watch music videos of the top ten songs that were voted on by people every day.

It's like a chase in waterfalls kind of thing? Don't go chasing. No. It was like American Idol just for these songs that people would vote on. And then you'd watch the top ten music videos, but they would bring an artist in between them and have interviews and these things and it was in Times Square yeah who was the host the host was Carson Daly Carson Daly yeah no it was not gotten that was on every day after school I couldn't even pick out Carson Daly in a lineup that's. Do you remember when phones used to have batteries?

Right? Remember that? Yeah. OK. You played the game Snake. What was the phone you played the game Snake on? Was that Blackberry? That is incorrect.

There's your second one you got incorrect. It was a Nokia. Nokia. Well, I feel like you probably could have played Snake on Blackberry. Brick Breaker was the Blackberry. That was Blackberry. So it came standard with every Nokia phone. Oh, okay.

I don't think I had a Nokia. My mom, I remember when she got a Blackberry. I was like, this is pretty sick. It had the, do you remember like the roller balls that were big for a while on phones? Yeah. You felt like such a bad ass having that. Did you have a MySpace?

No. You never had a MySpace? Never had a MySpace. Well then you're probably not gonna know this answer, but how would you change your layout on your MySpace? I have no idea. I had an AOL or an AIM account, but that was it.

I really didn't even understand how to use that one. But changing your layout, is this the invention of the three dots in the corner and hit change layout? No, you would have to go to another website. You'd have to Google myspace layouts And it would be like a Chinese website and you have to copy the code and then go to your myspace and like put it into the code

You had to basically embed your own layout into myspace Yes, it was wild Yeah, and it would slow down your computer because like all these like downloading all those like ringtones Then I was in your parents be like why is there $40 in charges for? Full riders boots with the fur In only 30 seconds of it like well I kind of need to let the girls know I get low Yeah, I mean and you like apple-bottom jeans, you know, I never love it. Yeah, I don't even know what they look like But I think I think of the big ones were low

crank that Oh soldier boy. Okay boy. Smack that maybe by a con. There you guys another one convict Yeah, every time you heard the word convict in a song, you knew it was gonna be a banger coming up. That or Jason Derulo. Who? Luga Heights.

Ha ha ha. What type of texting was there before no keypads? I mean, I don't know the exact name of it But it was like you have your three letters on a number if you want to do like LMN is one maybe you have to hit and it's like four I mean the four three times get to the end. Yeah, it was called t9 texting t9 texting I knew that. You did? I didn't. Yeah. I'll take half a point.

Well then here, the next question is, how many buttons would it take for you to say your name in text, Michael Kuski? Can I look at my, if I had a phone, I could tell you. You gotta do it in your head, you can't cheat. That's so hard hard because I never this is something you've never do that's That's funny. I'm going to say 18. Ooh, you're 10 off. 28 buttons.

It would be 15 for the first, 13 for Cusky. Oh, I thought we were just doing Michael, and so I feel better about being closer with that. But it knows my full name. Yeah. I'll be honest, I was getting like getting tripped up doing the alphabet and then trying to coordinate that with numbers Yeah, that's funny. I didn't have you actually do the numbers, but yeah But after also for texting

If you had sprint you could text for free after what time is a big slogan back today i don't know is it six p m nine p m nine p m okay because back in the day you only had a certain amount tax that you could do other than the edge are a ten thousand tax or something like that you never like they should be like he something like that. I remember I used to be like tease my friends,

be like, the hell are you, it's crazy. I mean, why do you need to text so much? Why are you texting so much? Get off your phone. And now we've kind of, then it's like, you actually see, you become addicted to your phone, and now you're kind of getting back to it. Why are you texting so much?

I hate texting. I absolutely hate it. So right now, I don't know if it's up yet, like why are you texting so much I hate texting I absolutely hate it so right now I don't know if it's up yet but my provider cellcom had a huge outage and no one could call and I couldn't text anyone with an Android like what is the name of your provider my provider'scom. And this is hitting for like four people right now. Four people are pissed because they also had Cellcom. Oh, is this back then or is this right now?

This is right now. This is happening this week. Yeah, there's so many people. And Cellcom on Facebook put up these posts of like, hey, we're trying our best. But obviously it looked like it was like AI generated Yeah, just like it would say so many words but say nothing We're doing we're trying more actively looking into the problem Like it was just like very vague and like the comments were crazy

just evil like comments saying terrible things about them and just evil like comments saying terrible things about them and Then had like other providers going into their comments being like hey guys I know they're doing having a bad time, but if you want to come over to Verizon Like people poaching other clients. It was a while never heard a cell. I'm caught up on that Never heard a cell Yeah, it sounds like a satellite phone like like a giant one, you get in a backpack. It was wild. What did you, have you ever had a normal one?

No, no I've only had Cellcom. I know you probably went from like string and cup to Cellcom, but like there was nothing in between? There was nothing, I've always had Cellcom. Yeah, and that's what everyone has. I've never known people to have other things. That is not what everyone has. I guarantee you I ask, I could ask 100 people, 100 people, unless I hit you, unless, yeah,

unless I hit you, no one is saying they have Cellcom. I bet you 75 of those 100 people would be like, what are you talking about? I meant growing up, it was all Cellcom also everyone I knew was on Cellcom so only until I ventured out. You knew four people your other family members. And they're on Cellcom we're on the same plan you know it works out. Okay all right. Moving on.

Who was your first friend on MySpace? I didn't have myspace Who is everyone's first friend on myspace then? Dane cook No, it is the guy my name of Tom as soon as you start your myspace you get one friend and it is a guy named Tom and it's just him in a white t-shirt looking like this and And he must have like coded in that he was your first friend. He was yeah Everyone everyone gets to be friends. Yeah, it seems very predatory

I don't think that would fly today Yeah, it's like basically the if you go on Facebook and your first friend is Mark Zuckerberg. That's basically what it is Okay, so Tom created it. I believe Tom was lurking It was creepy for sure Who dies in the OC that gets fans very upset What is the OC? It was a TV show back in the day, very popular in the early 2000s. The Orange County?

Yeah, the OC. It was a big, big drama. It was like, you know, it was like The White Lotus back now. Be honest with you, I've never seen an episode of White Lotus. You're missing out. Very good show. Nah, it's all right. I have other things to do.

Who dies in the OC? Let's go George... Rutherford... Witherspoon. It's Marissa. It's Marissa. When Marissa dies. Yeah, I know. When Marissa dies, everyone gets upset. And they turn it off.

What is the OC about? It's just like Orange County. It's just like, Laguna Beach was another one, but it's like it's more scripted It was like a dramatization of teenagers Kind of like the outer banks is now it was like that. Oh, okay. I get it I get it just like yeah drama sitcom all right. Yeah harder What did you listen to before CDs?

Cassettes that is correct. There you go. Yeah, you have a cassette player and I remember in My car it's not a cassette player. It didn't have a CD player. So I would have to Have I would have a cassette thing with a cord and that would go to a CD player. Honestly that stuff was so impressive to me that like they made that work because even we borrowed our buddy's car to go up to the bachelor party and I had one of these but it was the the radio adapter where you plug it into your cigarette lighter and you go to a channel that it had, basically a dead one,

and you put that on your radio and you connect Bluetooth and then you played your music through that. Yeah, I had one for my iPod Nano. It was, you put it in the cigarette holder and it came up and you could play the iPod Nano Because it had a aux there a aux cord where you just plugged it in and then yeah set in it was like three different machines working to get music Yeah, it was like a whole rig and you're like and then I love my favorite is like when you're like don't touch it. It's in the perfect spot

Don't touch it. Yeah, otherwise, it's gonna static out and then also you see it rotate a little bit You're like god damn it. I gotta go to a different one now it was awful because like It was a it would it would stay in one position if it was charging and if you moved it in any way or form It wouldn't charge so like it would be dead and then you couldn't hear any music so the big thing was like guys you we're have to listen to the songs we can't move it we can't touch it right now because it's charging so that was a big thing do you ever have to do the and I think still people people still do this with the not the newest like lightning chargers but the older

ones where your phones old enough you plug it in but then you got to like wrap Not the newest like lightning chargers, but the older ones Where your phones old enough you plug it in but then you got to like wrap the cord around your phone So it pulls up a little bit. It just hits it enough to like charge it. Yeah Yeah, I have that right now or I like have to clean out the the thing because the connection is not good enough Yeah, I have one of the older phones. So Still the I just need I just need a new phone What what is a disk man a What a disk man Is that like the portable CD players? That is correct. Yeah in on a disk man. There was a thing that said ESP

What did that mean? especially rad There was a thing that said ESP. What did that mean? Especially rad. Electronic signal pulsator. Ooh, you got the first word right. It's electronic skip protection. Oh. And you're supposed to click it if you walk with your Discman.

Oh, so it wouldn't like, it's gonna like lock it down. Yes, but it would drain the batteries more. So then you're not supposed to have it on all the time. Yeah, all of a sudden you're like, the first walk you do, you're like, all right, this ain't bad. And then by like two weeks later,

you're probably like, I can get two songs in and this thing's dead before I make it around the block. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah And there you go see like you know more stuff than as a 29 year old than you thought of yeah It's not that bad. We're not that we're not that different. We're not that see you're older. You're older Yeah, I'm older than I think it's I was saying I don't know who I was telling this to this weekend, but like ever since I turned 26, I think you crossed that 25 threshold,

and I think most people do it, and at the end of the day, it's just a number, how you feel, treat your body right, you're fine, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I think it's kind of like a rite of passage to like be worried about turning 30, have you done enough in your life, are you in a good spot? And it's like you got your own path, but since I turned 26. I was like okay. I would do this every year

I'd be like fuck 30s around the corner at 26 looking back at it now. I'm like dude Shut up, and then turn 27. I'm like all right around the corner, but then like a few months on the road I'd be like Michael you still have to get through 27, turn 28. You got to go through 28, turn 29. Then you got to go through 29, then you're turning 30. Then that logic in my head, I was like, that's enough sentences, I got time.

28. I'm like, oh, fuck. It hits me. My parents are like, oh, wow, do we have a 28-year-old? I'm like, oh, oh my you still got turned 29 You're good. I turned 29. I'm like holy fuck 30 is next yeah, I can't rationalize it anymore You gotta grow up man Peter Pan you gotta grow up. I don't have to grow up. I physically can't There's still time. I think you're gonna hit your growth spurt just what you can you imagine that there was a kid

You'd be there's a kid if something six foot there's a kid I knew after like high school, so like probably 19 or something like that. He was the shortest kid like good skinny scrawny kid and now He's over six four and can dunk Skinny scrawny kid and now he's over 6-4 and can dunk Yeah, see you hear about those stories, and I I'm sorry. I just don't see it in the cards Maybe 30s your year for growth. You know that'd be oh

Man, can you imagine if like the next time you saw me I was like six two that'd be great yeah that'd be pretty funny oh I'd feel on top of the world if I was six two I think I think just shoot for six foot shoot for six you know at least at least let's get baby yeah honestly six two too much yeah, honestly, six, two, too much. Yeah, you're gonna hurt me. Honestly, I'll take five, I'd take five, 11. Five, 10. You don't even know what to do with a body. But, you know? Dude, are you kidding me? I would be getting things.

I'd go to the grocery store and just be like, Oh, ma'am, do you need that? Boom. Yeah, you would finally put things on the top shelf in your apartment, yeah. I would have to not use the ladder we have here we have some very tall cabinets that even like the my taller friends would be like that like cabinet on top of the refrigerator you got stuff all the way in the back and

be like unless you're six seven you're not reaching all the way back there so you're not gonna bust out the ladder go crawl up, go get the air fryer, bring it back down. Put the air fryer lower. You want to feel young and immature, get yourself a kitchen ladder. And just put things on the top shelf that you use every day and just go get them. Just go get them. You'll be like, you know what? Do you put away your kitchen ladder when company comes over? Kind of stuck behind the fridge right now We don't use ladder yeah, but I can also just blame it on Rachel

Yeah, the ball standing like that. I don't think you can just give him. I'm taller I'm a good chunk taller than her. She can I would say it's her ladder Well, we have the golf voting coming up We need teams in fast now. Yeah, come on get your teams in for the golf voting We probably send on another newsletter come be on the lookout for that. So make sure you teams in quick I'll be sending another newsletter, be on the lookout for that, so make sure you get your teams in quick. It'll be coming up quicker than you think,

so yeah, it's gonna be a blast. August 23rd at Deer Track in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. Be there. Be there, be square, send me your money. It just goes to a wonderful cause. I don't get it, trust me. I wish I got it. I wish I was a bad person and just kept all of it.

Lied to you that it was for charity and just went into my pocket. But I don't. I have a conscience. I have a soul. I have a heart. I am the Grinch who stole Christmas and is giving it back. It's a tax write-off for you guys.

Cool. It is a tax write-off for you guys. It really is. I'll give you a, yeah. Look, it'd be nice. Be nice. Just a nice donation. And you come hang out.

Come hang out. We've said this every week now, so you know the drill. We'll re-release the other episode. You know what? At the end of the day, we didn't hit our mark. That challenge is still out there I Appreciate people sharing and liking and commenting and

I'm seeing some old faces in the comments Tinker Bells back, baby Tinker That guy's my favorite and Michael Frank. Oh, man. You're making me a little uncomfortable when you say you want to worship something of mine. Please don't do that. But I miss Tinker. Some about Tinker. Gives you a good ego boost, though.

Just hearing how much they like your feet. Yeah, it's weird. It felt like the old days second there were like oh shit numbers I was surprised I put the video out and I don't I don't check anymore until I remember that we actually do this show and I was like oh let's take a look I was like holy fuck so that's good So that's good. Thank you. Do it again. Don't stop.

Please don't stop believing. Can't stop, won't stop. Please don't stop the music. Please don't stop the music. Music. And... DJ let it play. I just can't refuse it.

Like the way you do this. Keep on rockin' to it. Thanks for watching!