Fat Chance Podcast - Do We Know You? Ep. 114

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

Jacks fiance tastes their dogs pee. Michael addresses the haters. Judd learns to wrap a burrito. SPONSORED BY: @DrinkWisconsinbly & Drink Wisconsinbly Beverage Co. DW produces high-quality beverages at an approachable price, perfect for toasting all the people, places, and things that make our home state unlike any other place in the world. Find them near you https://www.wisconsibly.com/beverages/ Booze Better Supplements: Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster! https://www.supplementsolutions.us/?ref=67FwapSjNHdTKo PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy Diego Avila - @trashpimp (photography)

There are people who make a living off of literally stuffing their face with food. Can you talk to our haters right now? Kick rocks, you spare parts. No one wants to talk to you. We get to drink in old-fashioned now. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do, brother. Can I tell you something? Before I came in here, I was talking to the sweet baby girl out there. She was sanding some items. She finally stopped barking.

There's only one in that other one. Again, we're doing the mystique. Is there another one in there? Okay, so grab the other one. I was talking to her. I was like, know like lady pooped in the like near all like our cabinet stuff and then um she's like oh is that pee over there in two points in the corner and like we have a tarp down and so there's just this like neon yellow

thing that's definitely pee they go yeah that's for sure pee. She goes, oh, I almost tasted it. And I was like, wait, why did you almost taste it? She goes, I didn't know what it was. I thought something was leaking from the ceiling. So I dipped my finger in it and smelled it. No. Smelled it. That is, by the way, that is worse than me smelling the benches after a guy called me

and was like, I peed all over them. Nope. That is worse. Nope, because you knew it was pee. She didn't know it was pee. Yeah, yeah. That is, but I didn't put it in my fucking mouth. She didn't put it in.

She said, I almost tasted it. But the thought never went, I should lick the bench just to make sure it's pee. She was worried that something chemically was leaking from our house. And she still was like, I should put it in my mouth? No, she was like. Gee. I can hear you, fuckers. Yeah, she's not sanding.

She's just slowly moving her hand around so she can listen to this. That's still not worse than what you did, Koski. Because you specifically knew it was pee. I smelled one bench. Hoping that it's pee. No, praying it wasn't. The best answer is pee.

Please be pee, please be pee. No, if I didn't smell anything, then we're good. The guy was just fucking with me. Please be pee. Please be pee. No. If I didn't smell anything, then we're good. The guy was just fucking with me. Oh, yeah. But there was no thought about putting anything

in my mouth. Dude, that's ridiculous what you just did there. I wish a camera could get from my angle of what he's doing because I don't see the cup. So he's just

pouring it into his lap. It's wild. Shut up. This is like an ASMR show right now. They hate that. Remember when we chew into the microphones because we're idiots? Also, that guy is fucking stupid. Muck bangs are a thing, all right?

Yeah. They're like, everyone hates when you eat into the microphone. There are people who make a living off of literally stuffing their face with food. Can you talk to our haters right now? Kick rocks, you spare parts. No one wants to talk to you. Spare parts. My sweet baby girl.

That is my favorite intel. He calls them spare parts. Oh, what'd she say? About one of the clips. It was not nice. Wait, what happened? She sent me a message on one of our clips and it was us probably eating the peanut butter cookies yeah like hey you guys look disgusting

no i want to read i want to read it out loud because it was not why are you guys eating talking it's so annoying i can see the food in your mouth and it's fucking disgusting people hate it no some people hate there are a lot people. We're looking for the mukbang people now. No, we're not. We don't want mukbang. We're not. There are a select few people I don't mind watching food reviews on. They eat and review it. It's usually because they turn the mic off mid-chew. Yeah, the dude that sits in his car.

How Kev eats. Yeah, that's him. He's great. He's great, yeah. I'm not a Keith Lee guy, but there's one guy I just found that he's reviewing this place called Sushi Philadelphia or Philadelphia Bali or something like that. These sushi rolls look so fucking good. My mouth is watering.

I'm like, I just want sushi all day, every day. Are you a big sushi guy? I love sushi. You like, I guess I should. I like grocery sushi. Yeah. I like cold sushi probably eats it before he gets to the fucking oh we've gone over this i get sushi to eat in the car on

the way home yeah and those calories don't count that's like eating if you make pasta and you eat pasta straight from the pan those calories don't count until you put it in a bowl and then you sit down and eat it those are the calories that count If you eat it in where you're making it, those don't count. What's your favorite food? Bread and butter. Carbs and fats. I regret asking. Just bread and butter. That's your favorite thing.

If you don't like... So that's like your bread and butter. Made that joke already. Well, it's better coming out of my mouth. Maybe we should... Never mind. Making the punchline a cold old-fashioned from Drink Wisconsin is very funny to me. Like, all our punchlines just... That'd be very funny

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Oh, yeah. We should probably start talking about that. We should probably start promoting. We're headlining the Comedy Cabin in Janesville, Wisconsin, May 31st. Oh, yeah. We should probably start talking about that. We should probably start promoting. We're headlining the Comedy Cabin. Are you near Janesville on May 31st? That's the date. Do you have internet in Janesville? May 31st.

Have you seen a podcast in Like Our Feet and want to see them live? In Janesville? In Janesville? Just keep saying the keywords. Janesville, May 31st comedy cabin booze comedy yeah that's gonna be white men so uh we're bringing it live do you guys like that we're gonna be live in front of people with our shoes i can't fucking wait i'm way happier to be live i know you going to be really mad at me probably. I already am.

We are going to go step on you. I'm going to step on you. And you're going to be like, fuck, I'm so much funnier than Jack. And he just keeps stepping on me to say, I jerk off a lot. That's what it's going to be. We are going to go so rogue. It is going to be amazing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was that, Batman?

Rogue? Wintergreen 3 milligrams? Two of them's fine. We're just nonstop ad reads. People aren't paying us. Well, it's Bobo's, you know? Bobo's! I had a grape one before last week's episode.

Bobo's. Strawberry? Those had to have come from Costco. 100% jelly. Bobos. Strawberry. Those had to have come 100% jelly. Bobos. Is that what it says? No peanut butter in it whatsoever

unless you read the ingredients. But the only thing PB stands for pretty Bobo and jelly. Soft baked peanut butter oat

crusted with strawberry filling What's your favorite food? If you just ask him what his favorite food is You definitely don't like peanut butter or spicy foods So I'm a big pasta guy I like pasta

So carbs and fats No no no I mean Bread and butter I would say it would be Fried chicken I love I love a good salmon Ice cream Can I say a good salmon ice cream can I say ice cream

ice cream you can say but what would be the number one yeah you gave us you hit a lot of spectrum oh man I haven't had dinner yet I don't know if you noticed that

neither have I there's some peanut butter jellies from Bobo Bobo brought us something I don't know probably I'd say I'd say pastas

because you can create your own. Like do all the bunch of different ones. What about you? Italian food is great. Anything that I can like slap some cheese on in all seriousness like is a big thing for me. Bread and butter. I love Asian food. Yeah, I love Asian food.

But the thing is like you can't put cheese on Asian food. No, you can't. So like if I'm just looking for like comfort food, is you can't put cheese on Asian food it doesn't work no you can't so like if I'm just looking for comfort food it has to have some cheese on it as I drink my

damn good brand new old fashioned on my DW glass put some cheese on there but I'd say probably Mexican just because so that's your favorite

cuisine is Mexican no no probably give me like a a really nice burrito that'd be like something that you can get

you can give me every day of the week and I'll eat it. But favorite cuisine, Asian probably or Italian. Mine's Asian or Mediterranean. How good are you at rolling a burrito? Pretty damn good. It's pretty good. I worked in a kitchen. If you want me to roll your burrito, half the food is going to be outside the burrito.

I'm not good at it. Honestly, it's not your fault. It's the fact that you're not getting big enough tortillas. Yeah, you need a good tortilla. That's like, you need a pliable tortilla. So the ones you get they don't say that on the packaging. Yeah, but it says

they don't sell it like that, no. But it says it in the color. So if you're getting that like mission tortilla, it's super white, it looks kind of dry. That's not a good tortilla. That's going to break right away. You know, the tortillas you get in a restaurant, they're,

they're definitely bigger. They kind of have, they're thinner too. They're thinner. They, but they almost have like, the best way to start with almost like a greasy look to it. Um,

those are the tortillas you want. Like, uh, it's essentially like a, uh, Chipotle one, Chipotle, Chipotle burrito,

uh, tortilla. Like that's the tortilla you want. You don't get that at your local chain grocery stores. You need to go to a market or not where predominantly white people shop. It's not your fault. It's the tortilla's fault. That's all you need to come away from this episode with.

All right. I have fail food better. I would let you roll my burrito any day. Can you confirm? With the right tortilla. Fair enough. Can you confirm his hat still has the tag on it? Oh, it's even better for Roger Baseman.

It's spicy. Like someone still has the tag on something, and you're like, oh, you should take it off? This is the one time I'm like, you should keep it on. Keep it on. Keep it on. These and Off-Whites. Are you trying to see if the cameras are on 14 minutes in?

14's not a bad guess. What do you think? 12. 11.39. I see 12 right there. You fucking undercut me. That says 12 right there. Yeah, but I never start them at the same time.

But that's good deductive reasoning, unlike Dumbo over there. I read the information there. I called him Dumbo, not you. Sorry, I was about to throw over there. I read the information there. I called him Dumbo, not you. I read it! Dumbo. Just taking offense. I'm not that dumb! Me read number, I read number out loud.

Number was from computer. You idiots want to play the game? Remember when I thought four? No, no, that was a different game. Yeah, that was, yeah. Last week. Last week, we like reminiscing about good times with the boys, Josh.

Heaven forbid, I just like having a silly time. All right, ooh, I need to. Hey, if we can actually, like, film next week, should we do it? Wait, like here? Or there? Here. Oh, yeah, we can do it here. We're just getting multiple in.

I thought we were doing it. All right. We need to have one. We got to write some things down on paper Can we just have one moment Where we have to like go to the Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding We have a couple of those last week

From my memory I think we've been through too much almost last week And the week before We should do an episode of It's Just That That should be on the That should be what the QR goes to. No, the QR should not just give you free access to ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding content because ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding content gets me fired.

No, no, no. It's in trouble. It's not behind the paywall. It's just that video. It's like, hey, the boys went too far. Speaking of which, before you start the game i have recently this is you guys are gonna have a field day with this one um i have recently showed both my father's and my mother's cats cat tv and it has been one of the most entertaining things i've seen i think I ruined my dad's several hundred dollar TV.

I put on my cake, Dad. Guinness is going to love this. And he goes, okay. Guinness is your cat's name? Guinness, yeah. That's a good name. That's a really good name. Yeah.

Guinness. Guinness. So I put Cat TV on, and he is as special as we are. Okay? Something's missing. Agile, ahead of the game. He's a cussie. He's a cussie. And so I put it on, and he notices, and he goes right up.

He goes on the TV stand, and he just sits there like this and watches. And about 15 minutes in, he goes, you know what? It's time to attack. And was rocking the TV closet. You could see the lines from his claws going down the TV. I am crying, laughing. My dad's on the phone. I think my son just ruined the TV.

Didn't do anything about it, though. He goes, yeah, we'll stop him eventually. I'm like, dude, when we go to an actual TV program, it's going to look like the Wolverine got to this thing. And so now I put it, when I leave, I put it on. I came home today. Cat was I leave, I put it on. I came home today. Cat was still there.

I think it's like borderline abuse. I think putting TV on for animals is pretty fucking wild. But it's cat TV. So it's just birds and squirrels. That's what I'm saying. He loved it. They need some enrichment. No, I will enrich the dogs. Yeah, but dogs are a lot easier to take outside.

If I... You put the cat in a leash. What would you rather me do? Take my cat for a walk on a leash or just put the TV on for him? Can I tell you something? My neighbors next door, they have a cat named Snickers. Let me tell you, Snickers... Terrible name for a cat.

Snickers owns this block. Snickers is an outdoor cat. Just will show up on her doorstep talk shit to me through my ring doorbell and run away and he'll talk shit to my dogs and he'll like walk promiscuously down the street while my dogs are on a leash and they'll be barking at him hardcore sometimes whiskers walks home with snickers walks home with a limp but that's because he's been having a good time the night before he's a little hungover. But your cat's in enrichment.

Throw them outside. They'll come back. They won't go outside. They're pussies. Yeah, they are. They're cuskies. I don't like this tagline he's got. It's Cusky Long Island.

Hey, do you want me to make it Brand new old fashioned Yeah I think you should 3, 2, 1 God damn it I couldn't make it that fast Do you think you can make it again Do you think you can drink that Really fast and make it again

Give me 5 minutes Not the fastest brand new old fashioned Can you Let's do it at the same time then Okay buddy No no not right now She in a second Not the fastest brand new old thing. Let's do it at the same time, then. Okay, buddy. No, no, not right now. Just like... See you in a second.

See you at the bottom. See how easy it is to convince him, I don't have to drink this now. Did I ever tell you the silly thing we used to do in college? Anyways. Bad. Bad. Bad Guinness. We didn't have a spray. Spray him with a bottle.

That'd be really good branding. That's a great branding. Beat him over the head with it. We just came up with something. And you know what it sprouted from get us he tried to lead you into saying the branding like literally that was the whole thing you're like like, oh, Brandy, Branding. Yeah, we already got to that point.

No, I tried to get him to say racism again. So, who's the dumb idiot now, John? Koski. So, what's that fun little thing you were doing? That's not what I said at all. We used to get beers, and my buddy used to set up beers within the party, just around ledges on people's TVs and stuff, or on counters and stuff, and then would come up to me and my friends.

We were just hanging out, and he would be like, he goes, you guys see what I see? And I'm like, what? And he goes, you he was talking shit over there and I'm like what yeah you see those beers

over there I think they're talking shit and we're like what are we gonna go take care of that or what

and that means we would walk over and just chug the beers I love that and I was like it got us so hyped it's such a dude thing, and it's amazing. Because the beers were set up around the apartment.

Do you hear that? And at first, you're like, what? They're talking shit over there. And you're like, who's talking shit? And we look at it, and it's just like three bush lights. It's so funny. I love that. Yeah, I think we ought to take care of those guys.

We're just constantly looking for bro moments, and that's a great one so funny. I love that. Yeah, I think we gotta take care of those guys. We're just constantly looking for bro moments and that's a great one. I might start using that. Yeah, dude, it's fun. Guys are very easy to please and it's just let the guys go on their bro moments.

I mean, bromances are such a thing. Now, when we're out at the bar, he will just buy them and then be like, to the bartender, he'll pay, he'll be like,

keep these here. And then, yeah, it's bad, but it's fun. Yeah. I love that. That's a good one. That guy's a silly goose. Yeah, he's very funny. He also, I'm not going to say that on camera.

Back to what I was saying. No, it wasn't that. Anyways, you guys want to play the game? Yeah, come on on hit me another one it's time to play the game alright so this game is going to be movies after this we do have to

figure out what movie review we're doing oh yeah so basically is it like a book club for us? sorry I didn't mean to interrupt movie we do have to figure out what movie review we're doing. So basically Is it like a book club for us? Sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Okay.

But basically I'm going to say an actor and you're going to tell me movies that they were in. Jake Gyllenhaal. And each time you get a point for that but I have a secret title. Secret title gets you five points and ends the round. Is the secret title a real title have a secret title. Secret title gives you five points and ends the round.

Is the secret title a real title? A real title. They were in. Why is it a secret title? Because I thought of that one right away. Oh, so it's the first one you think of. Oh, okay. But you still get points and you take turns, okay?

If we're like vaguely close, can we get credit for it? I think you should get the title of a movie 100% correct. These are movie stars that you will know. They're not like anyone obscure, okay? It's not like Britney Spears. Like Conor McGregor. What's the movie? Roadhouse.

But yeah, these are big movies. Alright, here we go. I'll start with the first one. Jack, you can start. Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman. One point for Jack. I have no fucking clue. Jack, you can start. Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman. One point for Jack. I have no fucking clue. Eat, Pray, Love?

That's one point for Krosky. Fuck yeah. Hook. I think that she's in that. I don't know. She's Tinkerbell. Okay. Captain Hook.

No. That's not a movie. I don't know. I got nothing. Ocean's Eleven. I'm going to be honest with you. That is correct. I don't know. I got nothing. Ocean's Eleven. I'm going to be honest with you. That is correct. I don't know what she looks like.

Jack? Ocean's Ten. Ocean's Ten? Incorrect. Ocean's Nine. Ocean's Twelve. That is the secret movie. Jack wins five points on that one. I can move

twelve with the secret movie. Wait. Is she in I can move 12 with the secret movie. What is Julia Roberts? Julia Roberts. Wait. Is she in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? No. Oh, my God. Who is that lady? You'll recognize her.

Yeah, no, I figured that out eventually, but, like, she's in the Traveling Pants. No, she's not in Traveling Pants, you idiot. What is she in? Eat, Pray, Lob, Dick Bag. Jack is up 9 traveling pants. No, she's not in traveling pants, you idiot. What is she in? Eat, Pray, Love, Dickbag. Jack is up 9-1. Oh, cool. Cool. She's in Erin Brockovich.

Yeah, Erin Brockovich. Pretty Woman nodding. Pretty Woman's her most iconic role. That's what I said. I said that. No, I said it. I said Captain Hook. Eat, Pray, Love.

He's a pretty woman. Oh, okay. All right. Next actor is Tom Hanks. Kuski will start. Is it Sully? He's in Sully. Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump. Okay. Kuski? Toy Story. Toy Story? Cast Away. Cast Away? Toy Story 2.

That is the secret movie. That's Toy Story 2. Very good, Kuski. These are not the versions he thought of. That's so funny. Kuski, you came back hard. You are now up to 8 to 10. So are we just doing it until someone gets the secret movie?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the end of the round. Did you see the pattern I was going with? Toy Story 2? Go with 3 and 4 next? Leo is the next one. Leonardo DiCaprio is the next one. Jack?

Django Unchained. Inception. That is the secret movie. Look at you! Wow, Custy threw up the lead. Now it's... What did I say? Don't call it a comeback?

13 to 11. 13 to 11. 13 to 11. All right. Next one is Tom Hardy. Kuski, you are starting. Batman. Which one? The Dark Knight Rises.

Mad Max Max Venom Inception Venom 2 Venom 2 That's a TV show um oh fuck um um uh that's a movie

that's a TV show I'll call him that no um Warrior yeah you call it a TV show I mean if you Peaky Blinders

yeah that's what I that's exactly what everyone's thinking it's great I'll call him um why am I I said Warrior

Yeah you said Warrior It's a movie He's with Shia LaBeouf It's about moonshining I know exactly What you're talking about And I don't know The name of it

Fuck That's not the name of it. Fuck. That's not the name of it. Shit. That's not it either. Tats. Nope. Wow. We haven't gotten to the secret movie yet.

Dang it. He's in another movie with Christopher Nolan. He's in Inception. He's in... Batman. Dark Knight Rises. And then he's in another one with Christopher Nolan, I believe. Iception. He's in Batman. Dark Knight Rises. And then he's in another one with Christopher Nolan,

I believe. But, I'm going to have to pass. I honestly don't know. I'm pretty frustrated about that. Technically, he's in the cut scene of the last Spider-Man movie.

That's true. I'll give you that, I guess. Fuck you. I mean... Can I look... I know the movie. Can I look up the name? No.

No. You just gave me shit. Like, can we be kind of close? You haven't even given a guess. I'll pass. I'm passing, too. What's the secret movie? The secret movie is the movie that Jack cannot pick up.

Oh. It's the one with Shia LaBeouf where he paints his back, right? Or he tattoos his back? No. No? He washes feet. Shia LaBeouf washes feet. Transformers?

No. You both are wrong. I don't think either of them are right. No, it's where they're moonshiners. They're moonshiners. Yeah, and Shia LaBeouf goes to church and he washes his feet and he's in love with her. Oh! Criminals, Outbrothers.

Outlaw. Oh, no. It's like that. No, I know exactly what this movie is. Outsider? No. No. Gunlaw. Gunlaw. Outlaw. Oh, no. It's like that. No, I know exactly what this movie is. Outsider? No, no. Gunlaw. Gunlaw.

Outlaw. Outsider? Nope. Outslinger. Nope. Outsider. Cusky's closer. Gunlaw.

Ready for it? Yeah. No. I know this movie. I like this movie. It's a good movie. It's a good movie, yeah. He gets his throat slashed and everything.

Yeah. It's Law is the second part of it. Gun. Slinger. Gun boy. Cowboy. Not the second part. Outlaw.

In-law. Ready? Yeah. Lawless. Lawless. Shit! Can I get half points for that because I knew the movie. I said it out loud.

Damn, that's kind of half points. I like that movie. I didn't think. That's really good. I completely forgot about the movie. I didn't think anyone else had seen that but me. No one knows about it. No one talks about it. It's a great movie. No, that's kind of your hat points. I like that movie. I didn't think... You know what? I completely forgot about the movie. I didn't think anyone else had seen that but me. No one knows about it. No one talks about it. It's a great movie.

Since this actress got stabbed, Reese... Reese? Witherspoon? No, with a knife. Alright, thank you very much. I knew that's what he was doing. The minute he goes, Reese, I go, oh, fuck.

All right. Reese Witherspoon. You're up. Can we start the last one? I don't know anything she's in. Is she in? No. What's the movie with the pink?

First of all, Jack's up first. Oh, Legally Blonde. That's correct. That's the secret movie, everybody. Thank you. Nothing. I would have said Legally Blonde, too, with a prayer. And with that, Jack pulls up one.

He pulls front. He comes back. He comes back. This is a good race. All right. A little back and forth action. This one is Paul Rudd. Pucky.

Ant-Man. He is an Ant-Man. Ant-Man 2. Friends. I'll give it to you, I guess. You said we could do TV shows. Ant-Man 3. Is there an Ant-Man 3?

Is there? Avengers. All right. Okay. Avengers Endgame. Okay. Meet the Fockers. No.

No, Dinner for Schmucks, sorry. Dinner for Schmucks. Okay, okay. One answer, please. Role models. That's a role model. I thought that was going to be the secret one. Yeah. What is

I'm trying to think Judd Judd Judd Paul Rudd Paul Rudd Do you have another one already I've got a bunch

Really I don't have a lot of Paul Rudd Is Paul Rudd in Oh Paul Rudd's in 40 Old Virgin That's correct Avengers Infinity War That's what I said

Avengers Yeah Oh Avengers Civil Avengers Avengers Civil War Captain America Civil War is he in Forgetting Sarah Marshall yes he is he's very funny you said Dinner for Schmucks that's a great movie by the way it's so funny You said Dinner for Schmucks? Yep.

That's a great movie, by the way. It's so funny. When I watched it, I was too young to do it. Forgiveness or Marshall was still one of the fun movies. You need to watch those movies with a group of people. That's when comedy thrives in a group. You watch it by yourself, you're like, eh. Paul Rudd. For your origin.

End game part two. I have a bad feeling. That's not a thing. I'm just kidding. Don't put that down. Looking at Judd's mic, I have a bad feeling his mic didn't record last week.

You ready? Anchorman. That is the secret movie, everybody. Good. Nice. Thank you. So you're up. He's got to be up five now.

He's up four. Oh. Yeah. Five. There's a lot left. I'm excited. The Rock. Kuski. Oh. Yeah. Five. There's a lot left. I'm excited. The Rock. Kuski.

Jumanji. Jumanji 2. Fast and Furious 8. 5 through 8, I think. So which one are you going to say? Should we just say Fast and Furious counts? Fast and Furious. You say 5? And you can have another Fast and Furious. Let's just make it even say Fast and Furious counts Fast and Furious You say five And you can have another

Fast and Furious Let's just make it even At Fast and Furious Cause we're gonna go One for one on each one Yeah Um So I'm back up again

Yep Um Avalanche Moana Central Intelligence. Skyscraper. Damn, I was thinking about that one. Why am I blanking?

Jack, what do you got? What do you got now that I'm out of yours? What's the one with the giant goop? It's a big one. It's one of the... Oh, um... The Tooth Fairy. That's a good one.

The Mummy 2, I think, where he's a scorpion guy. Is he really? Yeah, he's a CGI scorpion. So bad. Interesting. I'm just picturing the movie because it's like so very clearly terribly designed and it looks nothing like him but kind of like is that dwayne johnson like as you're watching like i think that's the rock and it's just like so poorly done um fuck he's in everything how have we how am I blanking right now and

what is you are giddy with this one it's very funny it's very funny to me right now and you'll see why is this a popular movie yeah it was it was

that's time that is time do you guys want me to tell you the scorpion king no the scorpion king I wanted to do the other one and see if Cressy got to it tell you the scorpion king no the scorpion king I wanted to do the other one and see if Cressy got to it

but yeah the scorpion king scorpion king which is very funny cause like what's the scorpion king so after he did the mummy

shitily looked like a terrible video game character yeah they made his entire movie off of that character yeah really

it's basically like Conan the Barbarian but it's Dwayne is like a scorpion king guy. Yeah, it's... All right. Bargo Robbie. Cussie, you're starting.

Sweet baby Jesus. Wolf of Wall Street. Barbie. I'm blanking on the name of the movie. What does it start with? What's it about? It's with Will Smith and their gambling. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that the secret movie? Okay, but can I have the point? Yeah, I'll give you the point. Cool. I said lawless so many times in words. And he said, Will Smith, but gambling. And I said, he's with Shia LaBeouf. He gets it.

Yeah, I'll give it to him because he's not going to get it. Suicide Squad. That is a pretty big movie. Suicide Squad. That's where I was going to go next. Oh, yeah? After the one you couldn't name? All right, here we go.

Sorry, I had one thought and I stuck with it. Ryan Reynolds. And because he's down, Custy goes first. Deadpool. Deadpool 2. Deadpool 3 is not out, but I'm going to say The Proposal. That's a good one. Benny White's in that one.

Sandy B. What's the one about that being at Shenanigans where he's like a server there? Do you know that one? I do know that one. Is it the secret one? It's the secret one. Could be the secret one.

What's the Shenanigans? Is it a rom-com? I don't know, but I just remember him being the main server. And he was like, just so you know, you have to do this. And then they rubbed their peeves. It's where the goat came from. The goat. And the bat wing.

Where you have to show people your... Your balls. Oh, I have an idea. Do you pass? Something, I don't know, some service industry related. Van Wilder? Van Wilder is so good. I'm right.

That's the secret movie. It's also National Lampoon's Van Wilder. My movie is a secret movie. That sucks. Did you say the proposal already? Yeah. It hasn't come out. If hasn't come out yet, but if. No, National Lampoon hasn't come up. If hasn't come up yet, but if.

No, it hasn't come up. He can have the point. Okay. He wants me to win. You're so far behind. Yeah. Is it, what's the, he's in its, is it like the, not Try Guy? Fall Guy. Fall Guy Fall Guy

that's it no not Fall Guy where he's in like a simulation Free Guy Free Guy um

I can tell you right now the movie that Jack is thinking about is the is the one is the one is it a romcom no I think

it's just like a it's Justin like a cop. Justin Long is in it. What's the... Luis Gomez is in it. Yeah, that's the guy that... Justin Long's in it. Oh, is it...

It's like a service industry. It's like a joke like that. Is it a service industry? It's not the Harmon Institute of Technology, that movie? No, that's a funny movie. What is that movie's name, though? Walrus. Accept Technology, that movie. What's that? That's a funny movie. What is that movie's name, though?

Walrus. Accepted. Accepted, that's it. Ryan Reynolds is not in there. Yeah, but that's why I think Justin Long, I think, accepted. Or Tusk. Tusk is very funny. All right, let's go. It's Waiting.

Damn it! Now what do I got now? Last one. One of the Chris's. Chris Pine. Wonder Woman. Sorry. That's good. Don't you worry, darling.

Transformers. Isn't he in Transformers? I don't think so, but I accidentally gave you the point. Yeah, okay. No, sorry. Chris Pine is also in Star Trek. Star Trek. He also dated Fergie, so Black Eyed Peas.

He dated Fergie? No. No, again. Dumel. That's the wrong dude. That's the wrong dude. They look so similar. This is Chris Pine.

You're not wrong. I'm not wrong there. Okay, that's a... He also gets a different justify. Oh, what a Chris Pine. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, do it. Are you going to make a brand new fashion? was justified or crisp the yet do it

it may be a great done also there is a problem is that it is more uh... more. It's $140. Oh, sorry. I didn't know I was looking literally where you were writing it. But I did not read it. I'm sorry. Who's the guy again?

Chris Pine. Oh, um... Wonder Woman 2. No, what's the one with Florence Pugh? What's the one with Florence Pugh? Don't worry, darling. Don't worry, darling. That's what I just said. You did? Yeah.

That's what I was hoping. I was hoping Jed was going for the controversy. Yeah. He was not. There's another Star Trek 2, Into the Darkness. You won. Just give us the answer. Princess Diaries 2.

But not Princess Diaries 1? Is he not in that one? Princess Diaries 2? Is he in 1? I don't know. He's in Princess Diaries 2. But not Princess Diaries 1? Is he not in that one? Princess Diaries 2? Is he in 1? I don't know. He's in Princess Diaries 2? Yeah, he's in Princess Diaries 2. No way. Pretty loud, right?

I want to look that up right now. Do you guys have... Jack won. Yeah, obviously. I won last week's game. Acting like it's the same day. Do you guys get the thing where you see someone familiar in a movie and you're like, I got to go find out what else they are? Oh, he's the same day. Do you guys get the thing where you see someone familiar in a movie and you're like, I got to go find out what else they are?

Oh, he's the main prince. Holy shit. And now he looks like a Botoxed up woman. Look at this guy. Yeah, look at this guy. So does Zac Efron. But would you be upset if you look like that? Yeah.

Would you? I do look like that, don't I? Here's a question. Here's a question. How many celebrities, if they weren't celebrities would be the most basic people on this planet That's what Paul Rudd is right? That's true he does age well, where's dad pooping Bucket for buddy, he's off the show

That's what we have the ice bucket for, buddy. When do we tell him he's off the show? Let's wait. Let's wait. Wait until after the call. Like, hey, Judd, we want to do 10. One night, if you give us 10 games, I think we can figure out how to do a game after that.

Yeah, we just give us... How about we just do a game workshop with the guy? We could. You look really dim over there. Dim? Yeah. No, it's's gonna be all right well we'll figure i'm i'm on a dark blue couch i'm in a black shirt it's all right i'm gonna cut this part out 20 something days at this point isn't that crazy that's 20 days this week's you married in over 30 days. Not that, like, that's that much of a difference. No, it's, well, because when this one comes out.

Or are you getting married before you go? No, when this one comes out, it'll be April 11th. Yeah. And I get married one, two, three, the three weeks from that, the Friday after that. Yeah, so just over 20 days. I really wish, like, I actually feel, I wanted to go so fucking bad. We'd be a bear.

We'd be sloppy. It'd be so fun. We'd be sloppy. Well, we'll just, like, if Judd gets married, we'll go. Judd's going to get married. He's going to be such a sweet young man. Is he, though? Sweet, older than us man, but still young.

He's basically dead at this point. He's such a sweet young man. Is he, though? Sweet, older than us man, but still young. He's basically dead at this point. He's not dead. You only die when you get married. So you're close to death. I'm very close. You think things are going to change when you get married? Like, when you get back? Is it going to feel weird?

No. Is it going to feel different? No, I just feel like I'm going to do a lot more things than I'm contractually obligated to do, otherwise I lose a lot of money. So it makes it a little bit different. Yeah, I feel like it doesn't sound fun. I'm excited, but it's going to be... After that, it's like a whole extra level of stress on that bad boy.

We're talking about how I'm getting married in just a little bit over 20 days by the time this episode comes out. Congrats. That's fun. What I do want to talk about is two things. Not marriage. Number one, I thought of a very funny bit of me just falling on all those plants over there and going back, guys, I fell!

It's just me all white. Covered in paint. Because they're painting outside. Number two, you have your ball scraper. Yes, I wanted to bring this up too. Do you shave your balls downstairs? No, it's my neck shaver. Those hairs were pretty short.

My neck hair doesn't get very long. This is the longest I've been in a long time. Let me see your neck. That's not been shaved Hey does the beard Does the beard match the farm I have not been down there to use it In approximately three weeks

Have you been down here to use it This is much shorter Which would mean No because I don't use that But like why are we just leaving it out Probably because the last time Why do you shave your beard downstairs? Wait, wait, what?

Because she gets mad because I leave hair. Shave my beard downstairs? He means downstairs in the house. In the house, not like... No, I haven't touched this thing once. Do you know how long it is? It's to my fucking... You're not using that one?

Yes, yes. It's tucked into my socks right now. I was talking the metaphor. I should have just let you hit it. I was like, Judd's an idiot. Let me explain it. And that's my fault. I should know you're smart.

I've played your games. Man. Those aren't for my balls. All right. That's fair fair That's what he says But we're talking about marriage After words I don't share my balls ever Yeah aren't you bummed we can't go to the wedding Sure

What answer do you want me to say Yeah I'm really sad Wish I could go watch One of my friends get married Yeah but it's not like we're not going to see him after he gets married. I know, but weddings are so fun. Weddings are so fun. And if we're going to Mexico and we don't know half the people,

so we have no social obligation. We can pretend we don't know you until the day of the wedding. We could crash it. We have no social obligation to anyone but those two. And they don't want to talk to us, so you and I could just have the time of the wedding. We could crash it. We have no social obligation to anyone but those two. And they don't want to talk to us, so you and I could just have the time of our fucking lives. Yeah, but as soon as G sees us... She's going to be like, get away.

Yeah, before... Because she will see us before the wedding because we're going to be at the swim up bar. I'm going to live at the swim up bar. Yeah. Love a good swim up bar. And as soon as G tries to enjoy her wedding and sees us, it is no longer enjoying her wedding.

And why do we want to ruin that sweet time? You know what would be awesome? If we walked up to her with microphones and said, hey, we need to record this. Can we mic up Jack real quick? We need to get this footage. Can we just put two lapels on you real quick? And you and Judd are walking through with cams just like. Jack's mild.

This looks terrible. Oh, man. That'd be a really good giggle. Guys, buy the Patreon. Pay for our flights to Gruncheck's wedding. Gajan America just bought our Patreon. Why can't you? That was his name, Gajan America.

Do you think he's like, his name's Gary and he's Asian? Yeah. That was it. Yeah. I think, you know what, let's just drop one letter. No, dude. Cut it. Cut it.

Cut it. His name's really Gary America. And he's Asian. Dumb idiots. These dumb people. We should make a game for Judd. And it's going to be so complex, he'll never keep up. Mathematics.

Two plus two. We're so many steps ahead, Judd. All you can do is hope to keep up, buddy. What would our game be? That's what we have to figure out here. We'll figure out here. We'll figure it out. All the faith in the world.

I don't think we give up. You're starting so well. You're like, we got a game for you. And then Custy's like, what's your game? And Jack's like, oh, once we figure it out. Oh, my God. We're plotting. Just scheme it over. The game's going to be so good when we come up with it.

I think we just give him food. Once we think of a game, just any game, and then we just give him food challenges. Yeah. That's fun. Which really sucks because he goes, I hate this. And then we're just going, whoa. The peanut butter and jelly thing was wild. That was a surprise.

Yeah, it was wild. That should be something you bring up the first, second day of meeting a person. Never had a peanut butter and jelly. Multiple people have messaged me, even on my comments to that video of me eating peanut butter. It was like, I'm going to send you peanut butter and jelly sandwiches until you eat them uncrustable every single day. And that's a person I've known for 30 years. I want to bring you a peanut butter and jelly. I want to bring you a peanut butter and jelly. I wanted to bring you a peanut butter and jelly so bad.

Just force you to eat it. I mean, that's a cookie, but yeah. It's close enough. Yeah, basically I had one. No, it doesn't count. Okay. The fact that he still ate one and then you said no to eating one means you're a bitch. The worst thing. But guess who still ate one? you're a bitch. The worst thing...

But guess who still ate one? I pushed through adversity. Also, you thought that was coming fast? Imagine how fast the fastballs that you're going to try to swing at are going to come. You're not going to hit the strike zone. They're way more aerodynamic. I'm not going to hit the strike zone?

Just hit him in the thigh. You're not going to swing? Is that what it is? Nope. I'll catch. That'd be great. Okay. Just hit him in the thigh. What, you're not going to swing? Is that what it is? No. Just bunt. I'm so scared. Just bunt. I'll catch.

That would be great. Can we please do this? We can do that. Yeah. I'm okay with that. But I told him, I said, you can pitch at me, and I'll let you hit me with one pitch. I'm not going to hit you. I'll let you hit me with one pitch.

Please. No, I'm not going to hit you. But I get to suit you up in extra padding as a lacrosse goalie, and I get a rifle on my heel. It's going to be more satisfying to strike you out. Yeah, it's way better to just... What if I just drill you in the face with a lacrosse ball? So I used to drill... But he can wear a helmet.

I used to... It does not hurt when you're wearing a helmet. He's going down. I used to hit my friend. I used to hit my friend. He was on another team. That's not nice. He used to hit my friend. I used to hit my friend. He was on another team. That's not nice.

He used to... They sucked. I could... I literally never lost him any time I was pitching. So, Fish, have you heard... Fish? Fuck you, Fish. I loved hitting you.

It was great. Swim away, motherfucker. So, he would used to, at games, my little sister would be in the crowd. He used to take... He'd go, Judd! He used to blow kisses to would be in the crowd. He used to take... He'd go, Judd!

He used to blow kisses to my sister in the crowd. I'm on Fish's side right now. And then I'm like, alright. And I would just drill him. And he goes, that's all I got on base. He loved it. But one time his coach gave him

the bunt sign. And he already... He professed his love. So he has to turn to square to bunt sign. And he already he already professed his love. So he has to turn to square to bunt knowing that a ball is going to be straight at him. At his heart. So he gets drilled right in the chest. If only it was concave.

Just literally got drilled right in the chest with the fastball. And he was bunting. So he got hit. And when you bunt, you have to pull it back if you don't want to, to swing. So he got hit and thought he got to go first base, but the umpire was like, nope, you still tried to bunt.

You're coming back, buddy. So he comes back to box, and he knows he's going to get hit again. I drill him, Like just upper shoulder Like kind of neck area Oh man He was not happy You're fucked You're so fucked

Hitting someone Wait hold on Can you do an at bat too? Hitting someone once is very funny But hitting someone twice In one at bat Oh man It's nothing like it

I'm wearing one of those McDavid rib cages when we do this. You're getting fucked up. I'm not going to. You're not going to get hit. Do I get a helmet? Yeah, I'll give you a helmet. You're not going to get hit.

Hit him. You're not going to get hit. Hit him. What if I dress up like your sister and he blows a kiss at me? You should do the hot dog challenge while I get hit with baseballs. Honestly, that's pretty funny. I'm getting hit with baseballs. Jack's on rollerblades like, I'm almost done, guys.

How many hot dogs can Jack eat before Kuski hits one baseball? Two hot dogs. There's no way. What would you consider as a hit? Does a foul tip hit? Does that count? No. No, that's a tick hit? Does a foul tip hit? Does that count? No. No, that's a tick.

That's a foul tip. But what if it's just... You have to get on base. You're saying a foul tip. Do I need to be on base? Or can I just... Can it be a little dinker into the... A dinker in play works.

You're not going to hit one, dude. Are you kidding me? When's the last time you... I played tee ball for two years. And you struck out on the tee just like I did. That's why I haven't signed up. I got a warning from my father, and then I still hit the ball. That's even worse.

You were worse than I was. My dad wasn't the coach. But you still struck out. Yeah. I didn't strike out. You know how hard it is for a dad to go. I have never struck out in my life. Okay.

All right. Cool. Hit him. Let's do it. Do you know... The more you talk, the more I want to hit out in my life. Okay. All right. Cool. Hit him. Do you know? The more he talks, the more I want to hit him. Real quick. How bad would you feel if I hit the first pitch? You won't.

You won't. I already know you won't. Just the long shot. I hit the first pitch. How bad would you feel? Would you quit playing baseball? All right. Sure, sure, yeah. Good question here.

Quick question. I'm giving you good – I'm giving you, like, more probability in this than I do. If I hit the first pitch that I swing at. No. You swing at? Fine. If I hit the first pitch. And it has to be a good pitch.

Okay. They're all good pitches. So he's lacrosse. You are baseball. I hit the first pitch. And it has to be a good pitch. Okay. They're all good pitches. So he's lacrosse. You are baseball. I'm football or hockey. I think Kuski has a better chance of beating me in a one-on-one drill than he has of hitting your fucking ball. Oh, there's no chance I'll hit this baseball.

No. There's no way. There's not a chance I'll hit this baseball. He also sees how I swing in golf, and I see how he swings in golf. It's like a very smooth, controlled swing. Him? And I'm just like, yeah, him. And me in golf is just like an actual baseball player,

like what I need to do. Judding golf, if the course is in front of you, he's aiming at the parking lot and hopes it'll come back. What do you mean hopes? I do that too. It does. Every once in a while you're like, fuck, back. What do you mean hopes? I do that too. It does. Every once in a while you're like, fuck, I got a hold of that one.

I just went straight. No, no. That does get spooky though. I'm going to say more than you. I would say 90% of them go where I need to go. We should do like a simulator before we all go out together just to... We should go in real life

and we all have to get tired because we have to run to find Judd's ball. I was free this weekend. I do love Jack. Are you free? Are you free until June at all? No, I'm not. No, I'm a slave after my wedding.

But no, I'm not free at all. You're lucky she's not downstairs anymore. She knows. She knows. She's queen of the castle. I mean, yeah, just way to transition that one. You just got to leave. I do have to leave. I got to tell jokes. You do have to leave.

I got to get to Hawaii. I have to tell jokes this week. Ooh, who do you think won out of the LSU Iowa Women's Basketball? I really want Iowa. Actually, I want LSU to win again. I'm going to tell you right now. The winner is Iowa. Yes.

94-87. I love that. I think Kaitlyn Clark deserves to go. It's so fun to have LSU just consistently have her number. But also, Juju Watkins is going to beat all our records. Who's Juju Watkins? That's a good point. It's a USC guard.

She averages more points this year as a freshman. She's crazy. She's super Jewish. What? I'm going to tell you right now, if you Google Juju Watkins. You go. Juju. Juju.

Bye, Judd.