Fat Chance Podcast - Draft Day Ep.165

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Did you not want to go to this wet? I'm like this I'm trying to say and she kept interrupting me I was like I just letting you know I'm gonna be on my phone for part of this well. Yeah, it's I mean it If you're she was like if you would have told me two months ago You had plans to go to Lambeau for the draft. I would have been like you have every right to miss this wedding But it's also The draft itself is gonna be fun. I'm gonna have a blast at it, but like the actual draft part of it
Starting point is 00:00:29 is the obsolete thing in my mind. Oh, absolutely. You're going for the vibes, you're going for... Yes. You're there to party and the first round and then after that, who gives a shit? Maybe round two and three, see who they bring out to announce picks.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah, I think we're, yeah. So we're gonna go there Thursday Friday and Just hang out and have fun and then Friday morning. We're golfing doing all that stuff. So it's gonna be a good time Oh, that's a great. I'm so jealous is the weather nice for you at least yeah, it's kind of means like 50 but overcast and Hopefully yeah, it was gonna get better. better, so we're excited about it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, that's great. I that I'm I'm jealous I'm happy for you. That sounds like a wonderful
Starting point is 00:01:14 Wonderful, I'm getting excited like life is starting to get a little better. I'm not this is I'm going on two weeks two weeks No, abscess. You know how you that is? That's very nice, yeah. Sun's out, you're golfing, football season's around the corner, the draft is two days from now. Dude, I'm ready. I'm ready. And I mean, it's crazy because the draft is always in April and it's so far away from NFL season. Yeah. But as soon as the draft happens, I'm ready from NFL season. Yeah. But as soon as the draft happens, I'm ready for NFL season.
Starting point is 00:01:48 It's like, I'm fine when football season's over, actually. I'm like, you know, especially if the Packers aren't in it. I'm fine. I'm like, you know, I could use a little break. It's been two months. It's been two months since football season's over, and I'm already ready for it again.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Like, this is a good little teaser. And you know what? After the draft, I think I have a month where I'm like ready for it again. Like this is this is a good little teaser and you know what after the draft I think I have a month where I'm like you know what? I'm feeling I'm excited I like hearing about the our picks and whatnot and how we went defense again And how our picks suck and I'm pissed off because we'll probably draft a kicker in the first round Have you have you ever been pissed off by? By their draft picks yes, absolutely really I'll be the first to admit. I was not happy when we picked Jordan love oh
Starting point is 00:02:32 Really oh, I mean you're but you're a big Rogers boy, so I'm a Rogers guy, but I think at the I'm glad we have love I hope he turns out I think last year was there wasn't a lot of progression, but you know what I? Have faith in our guy, and I think we year was there wasn't a lot of progression, but you know what I have faith in our guy And I think I'm gonna do well the thing is you you you get a quarterback when you're not needing a quarterback I think a lot of people don't understand that I Get that I get that and you know what we did well. I trust the process whatever blah blah blah But part of me wanted to just once be like, you know what, let's go all in. I've made this point to you before, but like Rogers was, in his time with Green Bay,
Starting point is 00:03:13 it was the equivalent at the time was hospice. We were just like, make him feel as good as possible. Let's go out with a bang. Go get him a first round receiver. Go make some moves. Granted we pissed him off enough that he won MVP and we probably should have won Super Bowl. So, I'm glad we got the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:03:31 But in that moment, I was not too thrilled we traded up to go get a quarterback. Mainly because I think we could have gotten him later. I mean, I'm okay with it. I mean, looking back, it's a great move. It's what well Yeah, you know absolutely defines Green Bay as a great franchise But I believe we've missed some on the draft like I last year wanted to pretty I wanted Cooper to Sheen last year Obviously we didn't get him he felt way far and you know, but things like that happen. I think the biggest one was, there's a guy by the name
Starting point is 00:04:07 of Justin Harrell got drafted in the first round. We were around 15 or 16, whatever we were, and I just looked and I was like, who the heck is on these big draft boards? I didn't even see that dude's name once. And yeah, he turned out to be a bust, so. Shuck it. Coober regime would have been nice, but you know what?
Starting point is 00:04:32 In hindsight, if we got him and the Eagles didn't, maybe the Chiefs win another Super Bowl, and for that, I'm all right. But I think a lot of our picks have just, like, they fan out after three years. Yeah, I mean that's fair I mean that's not so the NFL the NFL like in the grand scheme of things Everyone's oh did longevity being in the NFL is only four years. Did you know? So it's like oh, yeah, we are just so fixated on our guys and like oh this guy's
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, but in the grand scheme of things a lot of these teams miss on all these players you know. Oh absolutely yeah so it's just it's but it's nice to be invested in something it gives you another thing to look forward to you don't just go to your go to work come home and then just go to bed and do it all over again you got a little there's a little yeah yeah to to look forward to. I can't wait. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I'm so excited for the draft. Yeah. I'm going to experience. I'm going to try to kick a field goal. I'm going to try to run a 40. You should. Do you know what the worst part about being not a Packer fan, but we have a good fan base.
Starting point is 00:05:44 We've had a good franchise for a while. The worst part about being a part of one of these middle to top tier teams year in and year out is the draft actually isn't as fun as it could be. You know how many times we draft someone and I just go, huh? Even in the first round, I'm like, OK, whatever. We drafted this guy The okay the most Packers thing that they did was that one? It was a couple years ago. They they
Starting point is 00:06:14 Traded back out of the first round so everyone waited the entire night And we were like we were like 30 or something like that and they traded back Yeah, out of the first run what the fuck yeah? So stupid and we could have got TJ what so yeah? So don't be shocked don't be shocked if the Packers trade In Lambo, I think they're gonna make their okay, that's fair I think the NFL has to like like, listen, do not. Just do not get rid of it.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Because that would be, we would never get the draft again if we traded out. Yeah, I mean there's supposed to be a lot of Packer players there too, like I know Jordy's going to be there and stuff like that. I think Clay is supposed to be there, I think maybe AJ Hawke. Yeah, that's so fun. Yeah, I think it's going to be a great time. So speaking of Packers Well, you actually know what do your thing first? No, I was gonna say the same as thing you're saying
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, so speaking of Packers and the draft I wanted to do kind of a take on your top fives, but we're gonna draft Instead so instead of us having our own and we can overlap if I take something you take something and it started off We're gonna draft our ideal Packer team now you don't know how many players I wanted you to pick so I hope you have a plethora of ideas in your head But I do draft so we're gonna draft a team and this how it's gonna work. You're gonna get two quarterbacks You're gonna get three receivers You're gonna get two running backs Two defensive players, one coach, and then one morale guy or one random guy.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Whatever you want can be anywhere. It can be another receiver, quarterback, you name it. All right, did you say two defense? Two defensive players, yep. OK. Got it. And one coach and one morale guy yeah okay and how what I want to ask is how how do you want to do this do you want to snake it yeah let's just want to go back no let's go back I think back
Starting point is 00:08:15 and forth works best okay yeah like that how do we decide who goes first I'll let you go first cuz because you are in the green bay Packers sweatshirt I'll let you go first okay with you are in the green bay Packers sweatshirt. I'll let you go first Okay with the first overall pick in the fat chance green bay Packers draft. I will select Aaron Rodgers I Mean that's a great. That's a great pick. I mean you can't go wrong. You can't go wrong He's he's tried and true. He's won MVP. He's won a Super Bowl. I mean he is one of the greatest players in NFL history granted his offseason stuff that he does you know away from football is insane and
Starting point is 00:09:00 Into a mental hospital isn't that insane we just cover it too much You know if people do a bunch of random shit that we just don't cover if you know the cameras often for a little bit we'd be fine no No, because yes, because he Goes on Pat McAfee every single week Don't say that he's not adding into it. That's the thing like oh Roger just wants to be left alone What do you mean? He's on this segment every week where he can talk whatever he wants to talk and he you know does everyone's after me You know I'm miss it's just like he wants to be in the spotlight just as much as you know
Starting point is 00:09:32 Anything I think yes, and no I think some of the stuff He talks about is prompted by the stuff that we put out there now could he shut up We'll move on My mind is then I will get the other quarterback out of the room Shut up We'll move on My my Then I will get the other quarterback out of the room and that's obviously dick pic break farf Alright, I kind of feel like this fits our personalities I feel like you're more of a far guy than Rogers guy anyways. No, I'm a Roger guy through and through that was my guy
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah, I mean when I was growing up Rogers was I was playing quarterback and Rogers playing quarterback So I was you know all about that. I want to yeah No, I'm gonna speed it up a little bit I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna take a wide receiver off the board right away, and I'm gonna go Jordy Nelson That's a great pick. It's a great pick I'm gonna go our defensive guys, so I think those are the easiest to give me Reggie white Reggie white that's a great one That is a great one. I uh I feel like you're scaring me a little bit and wanting to take defense and that I feel
Starting point is 00:10:35 Like I should go take one right away, too But and you know what I'm going to because I think there's a plethora of offensive people. I'm gonna take Charles Woodson That's that's who I was gonna take with with the other defense okay those are my top two defensive players as well okay well I mean the coach is going to be something that's pretty easy being the greenback Packers we have we have had some great coaches I think we have four options but Vince Lombardi is named he's the pinnacle of what you want to be as a full coach Vince Lombardi you're taking Lombardi, okay? I I think I'm gonna save my coach for last because I have three to choose from now. It's great. I I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:11:17 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go Devante Adams Whoo Dang you're already going your two receivers. Yeah Okay, well I mean I'm gonna go running back then Yeah Don Hudson Don Hudson Wow I don't even have him on my list when Don Hudson got out of the league he had 19 NFL records and
Starting point is 00:11:44 The Packers named the practice facility after him Don Hudson. Well what years did he play was it the leather helmet era? Probably probably yeah helmet yeah he was playing against steel workers okay I got two receivers I feel like I'm kind of safe. I'm gonna I'm gonna get him out of the way. I'm gonna take Josh Jacobs as our running back as one of my running backs Yeah, he wasn't even on my list. I mean he played one year with the Packers so far. He's doing great I mean I need more longevity out of that. You know that's fair. That's fair. I feel like you're going more of the older route
Starting point is 00:12:24 We can see the age in In this draft we can see the agent in our coaching staff Yeah, well, I mean then I'll take my receiver James Lofton the hall of the Hall of Fame receiver from agreement Packers James Lofton Do you have anyone pre or post 2005? I have so many people on here. Okay. James Lofton, the wide receiver. I do not have him on my list.
Starting point is 00:12:55 And to be honest, I don't even know if I've heard of him. So I'll go a little older. I'll go a little older. And I'm gonna go Sterling Sharp as my final wide receiver. Oh, you pick three right here I put on two. Okay, so Then maybe I would pick the earlier. Okay, sterling sharp. That's a good one I'm gonna have to go with the fan favorite then Donald driver. I love it I feel like if he wasn't picked between the two of us
Starting point is 00:13:23 We would definitely get, you know, kind of yelled at for sure. Yeah. I mean, he was great. He did so many different things. And he is in a bunch of commercials now for Quick Trip. I was kind of hoping I could maybe sneak him in for my feel-good guy.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Like, I see the one random choice is just like, who's a packer through and through like who? Scream who's our commercial guy who's yeah, but I'm gonna take my final running back, and I'm gonna go. I'm on green Oh That's the guy. I was gonna take before down on the man. That's a good one. Oh Great great guy also used to my college when I left the next year he was the eSports coach It's interesting what okay? I've learned a little bit about eSports and
Starting point is 00:14:16 Coaches because I have a buddy now who's coaching a Mario Kart team what what was the eSport of choice at your high school? Do you not know at the time? It wasn't my high school is my yeah, I don't it wasn't my high school? Do you not know? At the time it must have been like 64. No, it wasn't my high school. It was my college. And I don't know. No clue. And then he was there for a few years and now he is the coach for Nebraska. E-sports or just... E-sports.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Oh. Oh, he really went into the whole... If I can't play, I'm not going to do anything with it. Yeah, alright. hole if I can't play I'm not gonna do anything with it yeah all right it's why um so I'm gonna take the other quarterback off the off the board I'm gonna take Bart Starr Bart Starr I figured you would I think the other quarterback I'm actually you know what I'm gonna go defense I'm gonna go defense I'm gonna get my last defensive player out of the way I already have a defensive back and I feel like Charles Woodson he covers my secondary. I need someone
Starting point is 00:15:10 Upfront and I have two and you know what I'm gonna give you one of them if you want it, but I think Okay question I know this is my game But are we going off of their time with the Packers or we going out? It doesn't just all time. I mean you can go all time you go off I was going off the Packers, but I mean that guy also still played really well for the Packers, too Yeah, I think I think I'm gonna say Julius Peppers, I want him and you're going to run. Yeah, I want him up front Well, that's totally fine because I'm gonna go then
Starting point is 00:15:46 Clay Matthews claim oh shit. Yeah completely forgot about the linebackers Didn't even think linebackers could have gone AJ hat AJ Hawk Clay Matthews my other my other two I think I have I have Xavier McKinney on here. I think he's gonna do us well, and I have BJ Raji Yeah, I have BJ Raji as well. I have so many guys. I have KGB which was Kabir Badra B. Milla. Oh I remember him yeah. He spoke in my grade school about having sex with his wife and then how he played better
Starting point is 00:16:16 after it. It was very funny. And that was basically the whole talk which was very funny. I have Atari Big B. I have so many players on this list All right, so many good Packers so many so many memories so many memories all right I'm up I have I need one coach and I need a quarterback and I need my my player My through and through I'm gonna I'm gonna give my
Starting point is 00:16:43 I'm gonna have my Packer legend and I'm gonna go Leroy Butler Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he does everything he's I mean he's leaping legends the vodka He's does he sells cars and will pack he's on the radio. He he's just through and through He is the Lambo leap. Yeah All right, so I'm gonna go for my running back And I want to do something a little tricky. I'm gonna go John Kuhn Because if I have two running backs in there I only need is one and a lead blocker and we're good to go. So I'm going John Kuhn
Starting point is 00:17:19 See John John Kuhn was gonna I don't know why I said damn it He was potentially gonna be my my packer through and through I know the first time I heard the Kuhn chant and I was like, are we booing him? I generally thought we were booing him. You can still go to the go to Laneball Field and see people with Coon Jersey Just cool. It's very fun. Yeah I'm gonna take my second quarterback my final quarterback Some people think I should take love. I'm not I I'm going off of one performance and one performance only. And I'm taking Flynn.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I'm taking Flynn. Flynn versus the Lions. Give them a contract with Seattle the next year. We bring in plenty of people afterwards. I'm thinking future of the Packers. I'm getting rid of them later, but I'm taking Flynn. Yeah. That's great. That's a good pick. Who doesn't love good Flynn? I'm thinking future of the Packers. I'm getting rid of them later, but I'm taking Flynn. Yeah That's great. That's a good pick
Starting point is 00:18:09 Who doesn't look at Flynn? Now for wide receivers. I have some tight ends down Yeah tight ends absolutely Okay, I'm gonna put oh man. There's two that I want and they're both up base name only So it's either Bubba Franks or Mark Tramura, also known as Chewie. Who do you want? Who do you want? Because you've only taken, what, one receiver? I've only taken, I've taken two receivers. Two? Who have you taken? Lofton and Donald Dropper? Yeah, so I'm going to go Bubba Franks.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Bubba Franks, I love it. See, I don't have a tight end. I thought about adding tight end in there, but you know he's received I probably would have taken your Michael Finley though Short-lived yeah, I mean Nick Collins would have been my defensive guys well another short-lived packer where it's like small samples really good, but Injury hurt them Tramon Williams injury hurt them Tramon Williams had a great career yeah yeah it would have been great
Starting point is 00:19:09 okay I saved the coach for last I saved the coach for last yeah who do I think should lead the helm of this team some would say McCarthy that's where we got the Super Bowl with Rogers some would say Lefleur
Starting point is 00:19:24 we're doing pretty well with him I'm gonna go Holmgren yep I'm gonna go Holmgren I think there's no ill will towards him and he's gonna lead this team and if I had to play your team I'm pretty sure most of my people are still alive I think we're gonna win but so I rounds out your team? So I have my morale guy. Yeah. Now, I really sat with this one. I'm between two players, and you know both of them. Number one, Jeff Janis.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Yep. He caught all those passes in Arizona when we were down to our seventh guy. You know? Wild. in Arizona when we were down to our seventh guy, you know Wild but my morale guy Jamal Williams. Yep. He was my number one on here That is my most number morale that he's the best player to just smile and constantly be happy players Love him. So it's great to have him. I Think that's a wonderful pick and I think that will conclude our all-time Packer draft I think I should switch your camera now, and we'll move to our other drafts
Starting point is 00:20:34 Dude you went old I mean I mean you you have to remember the Packers have been around for a while And I don't want I don't want to just be you know We need to talk about the history my man. Yeah, I'm glad you you got through the history I'm glad we hit on we hit just about everyone if I if I wanted if we did this again. I would do a You remember Packers? Which would be so fun like Sam congato. I think remember my number running back Sam shields Okay, so
Starting point is 00:21:13 We have four more. I'm gonna let you put four more drafts I'm gonna let you pick which one you want to do so we have comedians. Let's do comedians. Okay. We'll do comedians this one I have picking five and I think we should we should do this one a little faster It's pretty easy if you have a comment on someone picking a ridiculous comedian. We can't go But I'm gonna let you start this one I mean, I want to go I'm gonna just put them in there Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg. That's great I think I knew that was gonna be your number one one. My number one, we know it, Tom Segura. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Segura. And now we're picking five each? No, you got four more. You got four, it's five total, yeah. Perfect. I'm doing Stephen Wright. Stephen Wright. I actually don't know who that is. Look him up. Very funny.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Very old. My number up. Very funny. Very old. Very old. My number two, Robin Williams. Oh, really? I just learned. Now, this might not. I don't want to sway your perspective, but I just learned that Robin Williams would steal
Starting point is 00:22:18 people's joke. No, would steal people's jokes. And then when they caught him, he would just throw money at them and be like, that's my joke now. That's what I heard. Hey if it works it worked I guess. I'm gonna go John Mulaney. John Mulaney very very you comedian I like John he's on my list. Number three I'm gonna go Ron White., would love a good Ron White. That's not even on my list, but I love Ron White. Love Ron.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Alright, well then I'm going to go number four, Norm McDonald. Norm McDonald. Great. I think I'm going to go in that route for my next one, and I'm going to say David Tell. Oh, really? Okay. Love him. Interesting. Yep, really? Okay. Love him. Interesting. Yep, loved him. So far
Starting point is 00:23:08 I've gotten everyone I wanted and I think I'm still going to get it. I'm going to too because you're not going to have this guy. Nate Bargatze is my last one. Well, that was my last one too. So that one hurts just a little bit. He stole one from me. Yes. Okay, so I have a slew
Starting point is 00:23:24 to choose from and I'm probably I'm probably gonna go Chris Rock. Oh, yeah, great Chris Rock. I think goes between him and Eddie Murphy I had I had four of them just in case you stole any of them, but I had yeah Conan O'Brien Anthony Juscelik, Brian Regan, and Bill Burr. Bill Burr was on there. I think Daniel Tosh is actually a really good comedian. I do like Andrew Schultz a lot. I think just in terms of name-wise, I also had Eddie Murphy and Seinfeld.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah. Yeah. I would mostly stand up and then Conan O'Brien there too. So I don't know which one and then Conan Bryan there too So my which way you were gonna take that my one that I knew you would never pick But I don't think I could put my top five Bill Engle oh I love bill. I mean no don't don't he want I probably would throw out of there was Schultz out of yours I don't think he's he's
Starting point is 00:24:22 you know, he's he's a I don't think he's, you know, he's a acquired taste, but yeah. Yeah, I like a lot of his earlier stuff when he was doing clubs in New York, but I haven't seen a lot of his newer stuff now. Okay, you can keep picking. We have iconic YouTube videos. We're only gonna do three of those. We have sandwiches, which is, we're gonna do four of those.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Or we have TV characters. We're gonna do four of those or we have TV characters Or do five. Oh, I'll leave the TV characters for last because there's so many I have but let's go YouTube videos Iconic YouTube videos. I'll let you start okay number one for me drinking out of cups Drink a lot of cups like a bitch I also have how many like? views it has on mine, so Drink a lot of cups like a bitch. I also have how many views it has on mine. I have number one, Friday, Rebecca Black. That is a banger.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Yeah. I can't put it on there. That one annoyed me so much I couldn't put it on my list. Number two for me,'m gonna go chocolate rain that was I would didn't put it on there because that song annoyed me so much of how much I got played oh yeah I'm going number two dramatic chick monk Which one's that? The chipmunk that does oh yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good It's a 47 million views on that's insane. Yeah I think this one maybe we should do a fourth. I don't think we're gonna overlap but this one I found very entertaining
Starting point is 00:26:03 I'm gonna go the evolution of dance That one's that one's a yeah classic one. I mean, I don't know if I've seen it all the way through Oh, I have multiple times Here's one that you probably know I like turtles. Yeah, that's great. That's a good one. That's my third But yeah, then I go and I go into some ones that you probably forgot that you were even massive Hit me with two or three honorable mentions you got. I got the grape lady. She's mentioned grapes and falls Yeah, that's a good one I got the leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama Yes, have you seen a leprechaun say yay?
Starting point is 00:26:50 in Mobile, Alabama. Yes. Have you seen a leprechaun say yay? A landlord by Will Farrell where that little kids is landlord and then I got llamas with hats and Leroy Jenkins. Oh Leroy Jenkins. Yeah mine, I I had to give you three honorable mentions, Charlie the Unicorn, I think that's a classic. I think the, um, the wedding entrance dance that the office ended up doing in their thing, is that like a Chris Brown song or whatever it was? And then the Apparently video. Apparently! I've never been on live television before!
Starting point is 00:27:23 I always watch one that's a shovel. This guy falls and he's on ice and he falls and throws the shovel up. The shovel hits and it literally sounds like the start of Smells Like Teen Spirit. It's got so many views because everyone just keeps rewinding and it goes doom doom do do do it's so funny All right down to sandwiches. I think this one's I just wanted to throw something weird in there different Okay, we'll go real quick on this one Did my god I get first you go for you get first pick on our sandwich draft ice cream sandwich
Starting point is 00:28:06 Didn't even have that on mine. What are you crazy? Are you? Yeah? I'm gonna go class at PB&J Also not on mine, you know that because I've never had one I'm going number two lobster roll Is that a sandwich? That's like adding a hot dog on there? I? Mean hey hey, I'm putting an asterisk by it. I'm putting an asterisk my number two the BLT
Starting point is 00:28:40 Classic sandwich classic sandwich then I'd have to go with the club I was gonna go specific turkey club from schlatzky sandwiches I don't know the best sandwich I've ever had in my entire life the best sandwich Where's where is that? I thought it was only in West Allis, Wisconsin And then it just disappeared and then I saw it like a truck stop once I go. Oh my god This is a chain but schlatzky sandwich. Just try and spell it out Google will correct you but you get the turkey club sandwich or something about like I don't know if it's like a focaccia bread or whatever But it is like crack in a sandwich the bread is it's it's the best sandwich I've ever had and you know what?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Some people are gonna be like that's a disgusting no for me It's the best sandwich I've ever had and you know what some people are gonna be like that's a disgusting no for me Childhood right now wow great. Okay, okay? You took the club for me that sucks because I only wrote down four of these or five sandwiches, and we need four I'm gonna go grilled cheese. I'm gonna go grilled cheese. That's fair. I don't have that one This one might throw a loop in your wrench Breakfast sandwich I love a good breakfast sandwich. That's a great answer, and I really wish I wrote that down. I really wish I wrote that down.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Because right now I have chicken parm as my last thing on here. Chicken parm's great. And you know what? I'm going to go with it. Because I feel like everything else I like is taken, and I have to just play by the rules and the way of the game when it comes to the draft I'm gonna go chicken parm it number four you didn't you didn't pick any of mine cuz my other two was Italian and cheesesteak
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah, those don't do much for me those. I think an Italian gets too Greasy and oily and a cheese steak It's so hard to get it right. It's so my thing about an Italian you can't you can't put it in the fridge Yeah, because it's gonna be bad the next day absolutely All right TV characters now this one. I have I have two lists, okay? Now I always watch TV, and I always think oh which character is most like me? And it's mostly insanely outdated. And I just think that I'm that cool, but I'm really not. So a lot of these characters I picked, I think that I am.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Oh, this is going to be great then. So we're going to do a TV character draft. You think who you picked is like you, and I'm just drafting who I think is an incredible character I guess yeah yeah all right I have first pick go ahead number one off the board Thomas Shelby whoo my gosh I can't believe he's not even on my list I'm gonna put him on my list just so I can say that unbelievable character, and I have a man crush on Killian Murphy because of him. Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:31:28 Literally when that show first came out I showed my barber I was like here give me this now because you just put them on your list. Do you think you're Thomas Shelby? No, but I want him on my list. I just feel like I should yeah, okay should My my first one that I think that I am like Sean Spencer Sean Spencer who what is that from? Psych the show psych It's a show about a person faking that he's psychic just because he got in trouble one time and
Starting point is 00:32:03 With the police and now he has to go with the lie that he's psychic the whole time oh interesting I always saw and everyone loved that show or said they loved it I just never got into it yeah my number two my number two is gonna be Ron Swanson ooh okay I don't have I don't have a Ron Swanson from person I do have a guy from Parks and Rec do you want me to say that one? Yeah John Ralphio John Ralphio great character
Starting point is 00:32:35 Great character annoying as shit, but great character such a good character that he was only supposed to be in one episode Really, but they had to bring them back for more of course all right, okay? My my number three and we're doing five of these but my number three Sheldon Cooper big bang theory never seen it Currently watching it right now great show Some people are gonna give me shit for that one, but Sheldon Cooper unbelievable character I'm gonna go Harvey Specter. He's on my list. He's on my- you think you're Harvey Specter? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:33:16 The fact that you think you're Harvey Specter and John Raffio is... I can blend. Yeah, we'll call you a delusional chameleon. Okay, my number four is going to be... and I think I'm getting this right. It just came to me when he said Raffio. But, Rafi from the league. Oh, that's... yeah, Rafi's great in the league.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Oh my gosh, he's so funny. I can go so many different ways. Here's another one you'll hate. Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock. When Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm getting so much out of this because I'm gonna put just a list of this is who Judd thinks he is Sherlock Holmes Harvey Specter John Raffio and who is your first one Sean Spencer from psych that might be the only one the guy who's lying about who he is. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:25 That's a good metaphor. Good way to start it. OK, last one. This is tough, because I only have one other one you haven't taken, and I'm between two people. Well, from my original list, I'm between two people. So I'm going to give you my last one, and then I'm going to give you My two honorable mentions, but my last one I think is going to be
Starting point is 00:34:50 Ford from Westworld Yeah, and that hurt me to say cuz as I said it I had two other people and I'd like to change my answer, but I'm gonna let you go Who do you want to change it to if If I'm gonna go in that route, I'm gonna go Raymond Reddington. From the blacklist. Yeah, from the blacklist, yep. He's not on my list, I don't think I'm gonna go.
Starting point is 00:35:13 My last one, Jake Peralta. Jake Peralta, ooh, that's a good one from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. From Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Yeah. I think you might look the most like him. Slightly Jewish. If I had to give you an honorable mention, my honorable mentions would probably be Ford from Westworld and then Neil Caffrey from White Collar. Of all people, I think Neil Caffrey. I said this before, if I could have one job and get away with it, it would be like art thief or just like the guy that knows way too much about everything and just he Everything worked out for him was great. Yeah, it's a wonderful show. I
Starting point is 00:35:52 have a bunch of Just give me give me who didn't make the the cut the top Sterling Archer Okay from from Archer I have a Scooby-Doo. I have Mr. Rogers on here. I have Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote. I have Michael Scott from The Office. Okay. Yeah. And I have Annalise Keating from How to Get Away with Murder. She's great. You know someone's comment, why not Walter White? I think Walter White deserves to at least be mentioned
Starting point is 00:36:28 in the iconic TV characters realm. But you know what? You make a list. To me, I think he made it out of respect for me. Cause like, and just his name. But for me, he's not top five. I think Breaking Bad got pretty repetitive. But love the show.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I think the number one that everyone says is Tony soprano, right Tony soprano is a great one. Yeah, you know who I'd also give is Who I don't remember his name but in Peaky Blinders who? Tom Hardy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Hardy and whatever he did. Yeah great character absolute Butte of a character. Yeah, and they making a movie, so it's gonna be great I Cannot But that was good, I think I Think we had two you get very different personalities
Starting point is 00:37:19 Well also I took the I was like I don't want to be the normal like every day of like oh Walter White Tony DePran Oh Chandler Bing you know the One yeah, but not in the top five Yeah, but usually everyone says the same oh those same yeah those same characters. You're like. I think we were both a little different I think we had the the classics each had a classic, but You're like I think we were both a little different. I think we had the the classics each had a classic but Yeah, I can't believe you got to watch I don't think you're gonna like Big Bang Theory it's a bunch of stupid humor, but I Love those sitcoms parks and rec Big Bang
Starting point is 00:37:56 Yeah I'm watching right now shrinking with Jason Siegel Okay, yeah, I think Jason Segel Okay, yeah, I think it's Jason Segel If you like Ted lasso, oh Fuck that's a character that should have been on there. Yeah If you like Ted lasso watch shrinking, that's what I would say because it's made by kind of the same people
Starting point is 00:38:23 Okay, I do like Ted Lasso a lot. And they're making a new season. Yeah, which I always think that's just a cash grab when they do that. I mean, like, I also had a... I think they ended it too early. I think there was plenty more you could do with Lasso. Yeah, but also you want to leave on a high note like that. Yeah, you want to leave on a high note like that you want to leave Yeah, I mean like the the
Starting point is 00:38:52 Arrested development was a good one. That's a good. I'm not gonna pick any of those characters on that That show for me is definitely a sleep show where I'm like I just need the TV on so I can scroll on my phone and arrested with the amount of episodes I've been through on that show, but I've actually seen are vastly different Yeah, it's it's great. I mean I I wish I there's like an app you can rank TV shows or movies that you've seen and like they keep it and then you have like your profile It's just like all the movies you've seen I Think it's called letterbox
Starting point is 00:39:24 But yeah, that's that's uh I wish I could do that with all my TV shows. I'm just too lazy oh Absolutely, that's like me with recipes on Instagram. I'm like. Oh, I definitely want to make this and I'll save it I Might go back the amount of times. I'm like you know what I'm in the mood to make something I don't know what. And then scroll through my Instagram. At the time, I was looking for, yeah, I know it sounds good. This carrot cake cheesecake. I'm like, I'm not making that.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I don't know why I even saved it. But there's so many recipes on my phone that I should just organize and make something. But it's not going to happen. Yeah. and Make something but it's not gonna happen Yeah But yeah We have the golf running coming up Teams have been signing up left and right have a few of them already
Starting point is 00:40:14 So please go sign up for the golf voting. It's gonna be on August 23rd and Gonna be blessed dear track golf club in Okanemawak Yeah, last thing just cuz I started to get him again But people are offering to buy my socks again, and I just want to put it out there If you don't give me a serious offer, I'm not gonna give you a serious answer so Show me the money is what I'm trying to say
Starting point is 00:40:43 Me the money for both the golf outing and my socks if you'd like to buy them also goodbye. Drink booze better. And then we're gonna clap on four. One, two, three, four. you

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