Fat Chance Podcast - Draft Day Ep.165
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Did you not want to go to this wet? I'm like this I'm trying to say and she kept interrupting me
I was like I just letting you know I'm gonna be on my phone for part of this well. Yeah, it's I mean it
If you're she was like if you would have told me two months ago
You had plans to go to Lambeau for the draft. I would have been like you have every right to miss this wedding
But it's also
The draft itself is gonna be fun.
I'm gonna have a blast at it,
but like the actual draft part of it
is the obsolete thing in my mind.
Oh, absolutely.
You're going for the vibes, you're going for...
Yes.
You're there to party and the first round
and then after that, who gives a shit?
Maybe round two and three,
see who they bring out to announce picks.
Yeah, I think we're, yeah.
So we're gonna go there
Thursday Friday and
Just hang out and have fun and then Friday morning. We're golfing doing all that stuff. So it's gonna be a good time
Oh, that's a great. I'm so jealous is the weather nice for you at least
yeah, it's kind of means like 50 but overcast and
Hopefully yeah, it was gonna get better. better, so we're excited about it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, no, that's great. I that I'm I'm jealous
I'm happy for you. That sounds like a wonderful
Wonderful, I'm getting excited like life is starting to get a little better. I'm not this is I'm going on two weeks two weeks
No, abscess. You know how you that is? That's very nice, yeah.
Sun's out, you're golfing, football season's around the corner, the draft is two days from now.
Dude, I'm ready. I'm ready.
And I mean, it's crazy because the draft is always in April and it's so far away from NFL season.
Yeah.
But as soon as the draft happens, I'm ready from NFL season. Yeah. But as soon as the draft happens,
I'm ready for NFL season.
It's like, I'm fine when football season's over,
actually.
I'm like, you know, especially if the Packers aren't in it.
I'm fine.
I'm like, you know, I could use a little break.
It's been two months.
It's been two months since football season's over,
and I'm already ready for it again.
Like, this is a good little teaser.
And you know what? After the draft, I think I have a month where I'm like ready for it again. Like this is this is a good little teaser and you know what after the draft
I think I have a month where I'm like you know what?
I'm feeling I'm excited
I like hearing about the our picks and whatnot and how we went defense again
And how our picks suck and I'm pissed off because we'll probably draft a kicker in the first round
Have you have you ever been pissed off by?
By their draft picks yes, absolutely really I'll be the first to admit. I was not happy when we picked Jordan love oh
Really oh, I mean you're but you're a big Rogers boy, so I'm a Rogers guy, but I think at the I'm glad we have love
I hope he turns out I think last year was there wasn't a lot of progression, but you know what I?
Have faith in our guy, and I think we year was there wasn't a lot of progression, but you know what I have faith in our guy And I think I'm gonna do well the thing is you you you get a quarterback when you're not needing a quarterback
I think a lot of people don't understand that I
Get that I get that and you know what we did well. I trust the process whatever blah blah blah
But part of me wanted to just once be like, you know what, let's go all in.
I've made this point to you before,
but like Rogers was, in his time with Green Bay,
it was the equivalent at the time was hospice.
We were just like, make him feel as good as possible.
Let's go out with a bang.
Go get him a first round receiver.
Go make some moves.
Granted we pissed him off enough that he won MVP and we probably should have won Super
Bowl.
So, I'm glad we got the quarterback.
But in that moment, I was not too thrilled we traded up to go get a quarterback.
Mainly because I think we could have gotten him later.
I mean, I'm okay with it.
I mean, looking back, it's a great move. It's what well
Yeah, you know absolutely defines Green Bay as a great franchise
But I believe we've missed some on the draft like I last year wanted to pretty I wanted Cooper to Sheen last year
Obviously we didn't get him he felt way far and you know, but things like that happen.
I think the biggest one was, there's a guy by the name
of Justin Harrell got drafted in the first round.
We were around 15 or 16, whatever we were,
and I just looked and I was like,
who the heck is on these big draft boards?
I didn't even see that dude's name once.
And yeah, he turned out to be a bust, so.
Shuck it.
Coober regime would have been nice, but you know what?
In hindsight, if we got him and the Eagles didn't,
maybe the Chiefs win another Super Bowl,
and for that, I'm all right.
But I think a lot of our picks have just,
like, they fan out after three years. Yeah, I mean that's fair
I mean that's not so the NFL the NFL like in the grand scheme of things
Everyone's oh did longevity being in the NFL is only four years. Did you know?
So it's like oh, yeah, we are just so fixated on our guys and like oh this guy's
Yeah, but in the grand scheme of
things a lot of these teams miss on all these players you know. Oh absolutely
yeah so it's just it's but it's nice to be invested in something it gives you
another thing to look forward to you don't just go to your go to work come
home and then just go to bed and do it all over again you got a little there's
a little yeah yeah to to look forward to.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
I'm so excited for the draft.
Yeah.
I'm going to experience.
I'm going to try to kick a field goal.
I'm going to try to run a 40.
You should.
Do you know what the worst part about being not a Packer fan,
but we have a good fan base.
We've had a good franchise for a while.
The worst part about being a part of one of these middle
to top tier teams year in and year out
is the draft actually isn't as fun as it could be.
You know how many times we draft someone and I just go, huh?
Even in the first round, I'm like, OK, whatever.
We drafted this guy
The okay the most Packers thing that they did was that one? It was a couple years ago. They they
Traded back out of the first round so everyone waited the entire night
And we were like we were like 30 or something like that and they traded back
Yeah, out of the first run what the fuck yeah?
So stupid and we could have got TJ what so yeah?
So don't be shocked don't be shocked if the Packers trade
In Lambo, I think they're gonna make their okay, that's fair
I think the NFL has to like like, listen, do not.
Just do not get rid of it.
Because that would be, we would never get the draft again if we traded out.
Yeah, I mean there's supposed to be a lot of Packer players there too, like I know Jordy's
going to be there and stuff like that.
I think Clay is supposed to be there, I think maybe AJ Hawke.
Yeah, that's so fun.
Yeah, I think it's going to be a great time.
So speaking of Packers
Well, you actually know what do your thing first? No, I was gonna say the same as thing you're saying
Yeah, so speaking of Packers and the draft I wanted to do kind of a take on your top fives, but we're gonna draft
Instead so instead of us having our own and we can overlap if I take something you take something and it started off
We're gonna draft our ideal
Packer team now you don't know how many players I wanted you to pick so I hope you have a plethora of ideas in your head
But I do draft so we're gonna draft a team and this how it's gonna work. You're gonna get two quarterbacks
You're gonna get three receivers
You're gonna get two running backs
Two defensive players, one coach, and then one morale guy or one random guy.
Whatever you want can be anywhere.
It can be another receiver, quarterback, you name it.
All right, did you say two defense?
Two defensive players, yep.
OK.
Got it. And one coach and one morale guy
yeah okay and how what I want to ask is how how do you want to do this do you
want to snake it yeah let's just want to go back no let's go back I think back
and forth works best okay yeah like that how do we decide who goes first I'll let
you go first cuz because you are in the green bay Packers sweatshirt I'll let
you go first okay with you are in the green bay Packers sweatshirt. I'll let you go first
Okay with the first overall pick in the fat chance green bay Packers draft. I will select Aaron Rodgers I
Mean that's a great. That's a great pick. I mean you can't go wrong. You can't go wrong
He's he's tried and true. He's won MVP. He's won a Super Bowl. I mean he is one of the greatest
players in NFL history granted his offseason stuff that he does you know away from football is
insane and
Into a mental hospital isn't that insane we just cover it too much You know if people do a bunch of random shit that we just don't cover if you know the cameras often for a little
bit we'd be fine no
No, because yes, because he
Goes on Pat McAfee every single week
Don't say that he's not adding into it. That's the thing like oh Roger just wants to be left alone
What do you mean?
He's on this segment every week where he can talk whatever he wants to talk and he you know does everyone's after me
You know I'm miss it's just like he wants to be in the spotlight just as much as you know
Anything I think yes, and no I think some of the stuff
He talks about is prompted by the stuff that we put out there now could he shut up
We'll move on
My mind is then I will get the other quarterback out of the room Shut up We'll move on My my
Then I will get the other quarterback out of the room and that's obviously
dick pic break farf
Alright, I kind of feel like this fits our personalities
I feel like you're more of a far guy than Rogers guy anyways. No, I'm a Roger guy through and through that was my guy
Yeah, I mean when I was growing up Rogers was I was playing quarterback and Rogers playing quarterback
So I was you know all about that. I want to yeah
No, I'm gonna speed it up a little bit
I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna take a wide receiver off the board right away, and I'm gonna go Jordy Nelson
That's a great pick. It's a great pick
I'm gonna go our defensive guys, so I think those are the easiest to give me Reggie white
Reggie white that's a great one
That is a great one. I uh I feel like you're scaring me a little bit and wanting to take defense and that I feel
Like I should go take one right away, too
But and you know what I'm going to because I think there's a plethora of offensive people. I'm gonna take Charles Woodson
That's that's who I was gonna take with with the other
defense okay those are my top two defensive players as well okay well I
mean the coach is going to be something that's pretty easy being the greenback
Packers we have we have had some great coaches I think we have four options but
Vince Lombardi is named he's the pinnacle of what you want to be as a full coach Vince Lombardi you're taking Lombardi, okay?
I I think I'm gonna save my coach for last because I have three to choose from now. It's great. I I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go Devante Adams
Whoo
Dang you're already going your two receivers. Yeah
Okay, well I mean
I'm gonna go running back then
Yeah
Don Hudson Don Hudson Wow I don't even have him on my list when Don Hudson got out of the league
he had 19 NFL records and
The Packers named the practice facility
after him Don Hudson. Well what years did he play was it the leather helmet era?
Probably probably yeah helmet yeah he was playing against steel workers okay I
got two receivers I feel like I'm kind of safe. I'm gonna
I'm gonna get him out of the way. I'm gonna take Josh Jacobs as our running back as one of my running backs
Yeah, he wasn't even on my list. I mean he played one year with the Packers so far. He's doing great
I mean
I need more longevity out of that. You know that's fair. That's fair. I feel like you're going more of the older route
We can see the age in
In this draft we can see the agent in our coaching staff
Yeah, well, I mean then I'll take my receiver James Lofton the hall of the Hall of Fame receiver from agreement Packers James Lofton
Do you have anyone pre or post 2005?
I have so many people on here.
Okay.
James Lofton, the wide receiver.
I do not have him on my list.
And to be honest, I don't even know if I've heard of him.
So I'll go a little older.
I'll go a little older.
And I'm gonna go Sterling Sharp as my final wide receiver. Oh, you pick three right here
I put on two. Okay, so
Then maybe I would pick the earlier. Okay, sterling sharp. That's a good one
I'm gonna have to go with the fan favorite then Donald driver. I love it
I feel like if he wasn't picked between the two of us
We would definitely get, you know,
kind of yelled at for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, he was great.
He did so many different things.
And he is in a bunch of commercials now for Quick Trip.
I was kind of hoping I could maybe sneak him in
for my feel-good guy.
Like, I see the one random choice is just like,
who's a packer through and through like who?
Scream who's our commercial guy who's yeah, but I'm gonna take my final running back, and I'm gonna go. I'm on green
Oh
That's the guy. I was gonna take before down on the man. That's a good one. Oh
Great great guy also used to my college when I left the next year he was the eSports
coach
It's interesting what okay? I've learned a little bit about eSports and
Coaches because I have a buddy now who's coaching a Mario Kart team what what was the eSport of choice at your high school?
Do you not know at the time?
It wasn't my high school is my yeah, I don't it wasn't my high school? Do you not know? At the time it must have been like 64.
No, it wasn't my high school. It was my college.
And I don't know. No clue.
And then he was there for a few years and now he is the coach for Nebraska.
E-sports or just...
E-sports.
Oh. Oh, he really went into the whole...
If I can't play, I'm not going to do anything with it.
Yeah, alright. hole if I can't play I'm not gonna do anything with it yeah all right
it's why um so I'm gonna take the other quarterback off the off the board I'm
gonna take Bart Starr Bart Starr I figured you would I think the other
quarterback I'm actually you know what I'm gonna go defense I'm gonna go
defense I'm gonna get my last defensive player out of the way I already have a
defensive back and I feel like Charles Woodson he covers my secondary. I need someone
Upfront and I have two and you know what I'm gonna give you one of them if you want it, but I think
Okay question I know this is my game
But are we going off of their time with the Packers or we going out?
It doesn't just all time. I mean you can go all time you go off
I was going off the Packers, but I mean that guy also still played really well for the Packers, too
Yeah, I think I think I'm gonna say
Julius Peppers, I want him and you're going to run. Yeah, I want him up front
Well, that's totally fine because I'm gonna go then
Clay Matthews claim oh shit. Yeah completely forgot about the linebackers
Didn't even think linebackers could have gone AJ hat AJ Hawk Clay Matthews my other my other two
I think I have I have Xavier McKinney on here. I think he's gonna do us well, and I have BJ Raji
Yeah, I have BJ Raji as well. I have so many guys.
I have KGB which was Kabir Badra B.
Milla.
Oh I remember him yeah.
He spoke in my grade school about having sex with his wife and then how he played better
after it.
It was very funny.
And that was basically the whole talk which was very funny.
I have Atari Big B.
I have so many players on this list
All right, so many good Packers so many so many memories so many memories all right
I'm up I have I need one coach and I need a quarterback and I need my my player
My through and through I'm gonna I'm gonna give my
I'm gonna have my Packer legend and I'm gonna go Leroy Butler
Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he does everything he's I mean he's leaping legends the vodka
He's does he sells cars and will pack he's on the radio. He he's just through and through
He is the Lambo leap. Yeah
All right, so I'm gonna go for my running back
And I want to do something a little tricky. I'm gonna go John Kuhn
Because if I have two running backs in there
I only need is one and a lead blocker and we're good to go. So I'm going John Kuhn
See John John Kuhn was gonna I don't know why I said damn it
He was potentially gonna be my my packer through and through
I know the first time I heard the Kuhn chant and I was like, are we booing him?
I generally thought we were booing him. You can still go to the go to Laneball Field and see people with Coon Jersey
Just cool. It's very fun. Yeah
I'm gonna take my second quarterback my final quarterback
Some people think I should take love. I'm not I I'm going off of one performance and one performance only.
And I'm taking Flynn.
I'm taking Flynn.
Flynn versus the Lions.
Give them a contract with Seattle the next year.
We bring in plenty of people afterwards.
I'm thinking future of the Packers.
I'm getting rid of them later, but I'm taking Flynn.
Yeah. That's great. That's a good pick. Who doesn't love good Flynn? I'm thinking future of the Packers. I'm getting rid of them later, but I'm taking Flynn. Yeah
That's great. That's a good pick
Who doesn't look at Flynn?
Now for wide receivers. I have some tight ends down
Yeah tight ends absolutely Okay, I'm gonna put oh man. There's two that I want and they're both up base name only
So it's either Bubba Franks or Mark Tramura, also known as Chewie.
Who do you want? Who do you want? Because you've only taken, what, one receiver?
I've only taken, I've taken two receivers.
Two? Who have you taken? Lofton and Donald Dropper?
Yeah, so I'm going to go Bubba Franks.
Bubba Franks, I love it. See, I don't have a tight end. I thought about adding tight end in there, but you know he's received I probably would have taken your Michael Finley though
Short-lived yeah, I mean Nick Collins would have been my defensive guys well
another short-lived packer where it's like small samples really good, but
Injury hurt them Tramon Williams injury hurt them
Tramon Williams had a great career
yeah
yeah
it would have been great
okay
I saved the coach for last
I saved the coach for last
yeah
who do I think should lead the helm of this team
some would say McCarthy
that's where we got the Super Bowl with Rogers
some would say Lefleur
we're doing pretty well with him I'm gonna go Holmgren yep I'm gonna go
Holmgren I think there's no ill will towards him and he's gonna lead this
team and if I had to play your team I'm pretty sure most of my people are still
alive I think we're gonna win but so I rounds out your team? So I have my morale guy.
Yeah.
Now, I really sat with this one.
I'm between two players, and you know both of them.
Number one, Jeff Janis.
Yep.
He caught all those passes in Arizona when we were down to our seventh guy.
You know? Wild. in Arizona when we were down to our seventh guy, you know Wild but my morale guy
Jamal Williams. Yep. He was my number one on here
That is my most number morale that he's the best player to just smile and constantly be happy players
Love him. So it's great to have him. I
Think that's a wonderful pick and I think that will conclude our all-time Packer draft
I think I should switch your camera now, and we'll move to our other drafts
Dude you went old
I mean I mean you you have to remember the Packers have been around for a while
And I don't want I don't want to just be you know We need to talk about the history my man. Yeah, I'm glad you you got through the history
I'm glad we hit on we hit just about everyone if
I if I wanted if we did this again. I would do a
You remember Packers?
Which would be so fun like Sam congato. I think remember my number running back Sam shields
Okay, so
We have four more. I'm gonna let you put four more drafts
I'm gonna let you pick which one you want to do so we have comedians. Let's do comedians. Okay. We'll do comedians this one
I have picking five and I think we should we should do this one a little faster
It's pretty easy if you have a comment on someone picking a ridiculous comedian. We can't go
But I'm gonna let you start this one
I mean, I want to go I'm gonna just put them in there Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg. That's great
I think I knew that was gonna be your number one one. My number one, we know it, Tom Segura.
Okay.
Segura.
And now we're picking five each?
No, you got four more.
You got four, it's five total, yeah.
Perfect. I'm doing Stephen Wright.
Stephen Wright.
I actually don't know who that is.
Look him up. Very funny.
Very old. My number up. Very funny. Very old.
Very old.
My number two, Robin Williams.
Oh, really?
I just learned.
Now, this might not.
I don't want to sway your perspective,
but I just learned that Robin Williams would steal
people's joke.
No, would steal people's jokes.
And then when they caught him, he would just throw money
at them and be like, that's my joke now. That's what I heard. Hey if it works it worked I guess. I'm gonna go
John Mulaney. John Mulaney very very you comedian I like John he's on my list. Number three
I'm gonna go Ron White., would love a good Ron White.
That's not even on my list, but I love Ron White.
Love Ron.
Alright, well then I'm going to go number four, Norm McDonald.
Norm McDonald.
Great.
I think I'm going to go in that route for my next one, and I'm going to say David Tell.
Oh, really?
Okay.
Love him. Interesting. Yep, really? Okay. Love him.
Interesting. Yep, loved him. So far
I've gotten everyone I wanted and I think
I'm still going to get it. I'm
going to too because you're not going to have this guy.
Nate Bargatze is my last one.
Well, that was my last one too.
So that one hurts just a little bit.
He stole one from me. Yes.
Okay, so I have a slew
to choose from and I'm probably
I'm probably gonna go Chris Rock. Oh, yeah, great Chris Rock. I think goes between him and Eddie Murphy
I had I had four of them just in case you stole any of them, but I had yeah
Conan O'Brien Anthony Juscelik, Brian Regan, and Bill Burr.
Bill Burr was on there.
I think Daniel Tosh is actually a really good comedian.
I do like Andrew Schultz a lot.
I think just in terms of name-wise, I also had Eddie Murphy and Seinfeld.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would mostly stand up and then Conan O'Brien there too.
So I don't know which one and then Conan Bryan there too So my which way you were gonna take that my one that I knew you would never pick
But I don't think I could put my top five
Bill Engle oh
I love bill. I mean no don't don't he want I probably would throw out of there was Schultz out of yours
I don't think he's he's
you know, he's he's a
I don't think he's, you know, he's a acquired taste, but yeah.
Yeah, I like a lot of his earlier stuff when he was doing clubs in New York,
but I haven't seen a lot of his newer stuff now.
Okay, you can keep picking.
We have iconic YouTube videos.
We're only gonna do three of those.
We have sandwiches, which is, we're gonna do four of those.
Or we have TV characters. We're gonna do four of those or we have TV characters
Or do five. Oh, I'll leave the TV characters for last because there's so many I have but let's go YouTube videos
Iconic YouTube videos. I'll let you start okay number one for me drinking out of cups
Drink a lot of cups like a bitch
I also have how many like? views it has on mine, so Drink a lot of cups like a bitch.
I also have how many views it has on mine.
I have number one, Friday, Rebecca Black.
That is a banger.
Yeah.
I can't put it on there.
That one annoyed me so much I couldn't put it on my list.
Number two for me,'m gonna go chocolate rain
that was I would didn't put it on there because that song annoyed me so much of
how much I got played oh yeah I'm going number two dramatic chick monk Which one's that? The chipmunk that does oh yeah, that was good. That was good. That was good
It's a 47 million views on that's insane. Yeah
I think this one maybe we should do a fourth. I don't think we're gonna overlap but this one I found very entertaining
I'm gonna go the evolution of dance
That one's that one's a yeah classic one. I mean, I don't know if I've seen it all the way through Oh, I have multiple times
Here's one that you probably know I like turtles. Yeah, that's great. That's a good one. That's my third
But yeah, then I go and I go into some ones that you probably forgot that you were even massive
Hit me with two or three honorable mentions you got. I got the grape lady. She's mentioned grapes and falls
Yeah, that's a good one
I got the leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
Yes, have you seen a leprechaun say yay?
in Mobile, Alabama. Yes. Have you seen a leprechaun say yay? A landlord by Will Farrell where that little kids is landlord and then I got llamas with
hats and Leroy Jenkins. Oh Leroy Jenkins. Yeah mine, I I had to give you three honorable mentions,
Charlie the Unicorn, I think that's a classic.
I think the, um, the wedding entrance dance
that the office ended up doing in their thing,
is that like a Chris Brown song or whatever it was?
And then the Apparently video.
Apparently! I've never been on live television before!
I always watch one that's a shovel.
This guy falls and he's on ice and he falls and throws the shovel up.
The shovel hits and it literally sounds like the start of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
It's got so many views because everyone just keeps rewinding and it goes
doom doom do do do it's so funny
All right down to sandwiches. I think this one's I just wanted to throw something weird in there different
Okay, we'll go real quick on this one
Did my god I get first you go for you get first pick on our sandwich draft ice cream sandwich
Didn't even have that on mine. What are you crazy? Are you? Yeah?
I'm gonna go class at PB&J
Also not on mine, you know that because I've never had one
I'm going number two lobster roll
Is that a sandwich? That's like adding a hot dog on there? I?
Mean hey hey, I'm putting an asterisk by it. I'm putting an asterisk
my number two
the BLT
Classic sandwich classic sandwich then I'd have to go with the club
I was gonna go specific turkey club from schlatzky sandwiches
I don't know the best sandwich I've ever had in my entire life the best sandwich
Where's where is that? I thought it was only in West Allis, Wisconsin
And then it just disappeared and then I saw it like a truck stop once I go. Oh my god
This is a chain but schlatzky sandwich. Just try and spell it out
Google will correct you but you get the turkey club sandwich or something about like I don't know if it's like a focaccia bread or whatever
But it is like crack in a sandwich the bread is it's it's the best sandwich I've ever had and you know what?
Some people are gonna be like that's a disgusting no for me
It's the best sandwich I've ever had and you know what some people are gonna be like that's a disgusting no for me
Childhood right now wow great. Okay, okay? You took the club for me that sucks because I only wrote down four of these or five sandwiches, and we need four
I'm gonna go grilled cheese. I'm gonna go grilled cheese. That's fair. I don't have that one
This one might throw a loop in your wrench
Breakfast sandwich I love a good breakfast sandwich.
That's a great answer, and I really wish I wrote that down.
I really wish I wrote that down.
Because right now I have chicken parm as my last thing on here.
Chicken parm's great.
And you know what?
I'm going to go with it.
Because I feel like everything else I like is taken,
and I have to just play by the rules and the way of the game
when it comes to the draft
I'm gonna go chicken parm it number four you didn't you didn't pick any of mine cuz my other two was Italian and cheesesteak
Yeah, those don't do much for me those. I think an Italian gets too
Greasy and oily and a cheese steak
It's so hard to get it right. It's so my thing about an Italian you can't you can't put it in the fridge
Yeah, because it's gonna be bad the next day absolutely
All right TV characters now this one. I have I have two lists, okay?
Now I always watch TV, and I always think oh which character is most like me? And it's mostly insanely outdated.
And I just think that I'm that cool, but I'm really not.
So a lot of these characters I picked, I think that I am.
Oh, this is going to be great then.
So we're going to do a TV character draft.
You think who you picked is like you,
and I'm just
drafting who I think is an incredible character I guess yeah yeah all right I
have first pick go ahead number one off the board
Thomas Shelby whoo my gosh I can't believe he's not even on my list I'm
gonna put him on my list just so I can say that unbelievable character, and I have a man crush on Killian Murphy because of him. Yeah, I
Literally when that show first came out I showed my barber
I was like here give me this now because you just put them on your list. Do you think you're Thomas Shelby?
No, but I want him on my list. I just feel like I should yeah, okay should
My my first one that I think that I am like Sean Spencer
Sean Spencer who what is that from?
Psych the show psych
It's a show about a person faking that he's psychic just because he
got in trouble one time and
With the police and now he has to go with the lie
that he's psychic the whole time oh interesting I always saw and everyone
loved that show or said they loved it I just never got into it yeah my number
two my number two is gonna be Ron Swanson ooh okay I don't have I don't
have a Ron Swanson from person
I do have a guy from Parks and Rec do you want me to say that one? Yeah
John Ralphio
John Ralphio great character
Great character annoying as shit, but great character such a good character that he was only supposed to be in one episode
Really, but they had to bring them back for more of course all right, okay?
My my number three and we're doing five of these but my number three Sheldon Cooper big bang theory
never seen it
Currently watching it right now great show
Some people are gonna give me shit for that one, but Sheldon Cooper unbelievable character
I'm gonna go Harvey Specter. He's on my list. He's on my- you think you're Harvey Specter?
Oh, God.
The fact that you think you're Harvey Specter and John Raffio is...
I can blend.
Yeah, we'll call you a delusional chameleon.
Okay, my number four is going to be...
and I think I'm getting this right.
It just came to me when he said Raffio.
But, Rafi from the league.
Oh, that's... yeah, Rafi's great in the league.
Oh my gosh, he's so funny.
I can go so many different ways.
Here's another one you'll hate.
Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock.
When Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm getting so much out of
this because I'm gonna put just a list of this is who Judd thinks he is Sherlock
Holmes Harvey Specter John Raffio and who is your first one Sean Spencer from
psych that might be the only one the guy who's lying about who he is. Yeah, yeah.
That's a good metaphor.
Good way to start it.
OK, last one.
This is tough, because I only have one other one
you haven't taken, and I'm between two people.
Well, from my original list, I'm between two people.
So I'm going to give you my last one,
and then I'm going to give you My two honorable mentions, but my last one I think is going to be
Ford from Westworld
Yeah, and that hurt me to say cuz as I said it I had two other people and
I'd like to change my answer, but I'm gonna let you go
Who do you want to change it to if If I'm gonna go in that route,
I'm gonna go Raymond Reddington.
From the blacklist.
Yeah, from the blacklist, yep.
He's not on my list, I don't think I'm gonna go.
My last one, Jake Peralta.
Jake Peralta, ooh, that's a good one from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Yeah.
I think you might look the most like him. Slightly Jewish.
If I had to give you an honorable mention, my honorable mentions would probably be Ford from Westworld and then Neil Caffrey from White Collar.
Of all people, I think Neil Caffrey. I said this before, if I could have one job and get away with it, it would be like art thief or just like the guy that knows way too much about everything and just he
Everything worked out for him was great. Yeah, it's a wonderful show. I
have a bunch of
Just give me give me who didn't make the the cut the top Sterling Archer
Okay from from Archer
I have a Scooby-Doo. I have Mr. Rogers on here. I have
Jessica Fletcher from Murder, She Wrote. I have Michael Scott from The Office.
Okay. Yeah. And I have Annalise Keating from How to Get Away with Murder. She's
great. You know someone's comment, why not Walter White?
I think Walter White deserves to at least be mentioned
in the iconic TV characters realm.
But you know what?
You make a list.
To me, I think he made it out of respect for me.
Cause like, and just his name.
But for me, he's not top five.
I think Breaking Bad got pretty repetitive.
But love the show.
I think the number one that everyone says is
Tony soprano, right Tony soprano is a great one. Yeah, you know who I'd also give is
Who I don't remember his name but in Peaky Blinders who?
Tom Hardy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Hardy and whatever he did. Yeah great character absolute
Butte of a character. Yeah, and they making a movie, so it's gonna be great I
Cannot
But that was good, I think I
Think we had two you get very different personalities
Well also I took the I was like I don't want to be the normal like every day of like oh Walter White Tony DePran Oh
Chandler Bing you know the
One yeah, but not in the top five
Yeah, but usually everyone says the same oh those same yeah those same characters. You're like. I think we were both a little different
I think we had the the classics each had a classic, but
You're like I think we were both a little different. I think we had the the classics each had a classic but
Yeah, I can't believe you got to watch I don't think you're gonna like Big Bang Theory it's a bunch of stupid humor, but I
Love those sitcoms parks and rec Big Bang
Yeah
I'm watching right now
shrinking with
Jason Siegel
Okay, yeah, I think Jason Segel Okay, yeah, I think it's Jason Segel
If you like Ted lasso, oh
Fuck that's a character that should have been on there. Yeah
If you like Ted lasso watch shrinking, that's what I would say because it's made by kind of the same people
Okay, I do like Ted Lasso a lot.
And they're making a new season.
Yeah, which I always think that's just a cash grab when they do that.
I mean, like, I also had a...
I think they ended it too early. I think there was plenty more you could do with Lasso.
Yeah, but also you want to leave on a high note like that.
Yeah, you want to leave on a high note like that you want to leave
Yeah, I mean like the the
Arrested development was a good one. That's a good. I'm not gonna pick any of those characters on that
That show for me is definitely a sleep show where I'm like I just need the TV on so I can scroll on my phone and arrested with the amount of episodes
I've been through on that show, but I've actually seen are vastly different
Yeah, it's it's great. I mean I I wish I there's like an app you can rank
TV shows or movies that you've seen and like they keep it and then you have like your profile
It's just like all the movies you've seen
I
Think it's called letterbox
But yeah, that's that's uh I wish I could do that with all my TV shows. I'm just too lazy oh
Absolutely, that's like me with recipes on Instagram. I'm like. Oh, I definitely want to make this and I'll save it I
Might go back the amount of times. I'm like you know what I'm in the mood to make something
I don't know what.
And then scroll through my Instagram.
At the time, I was looking for, yeah, I know it sounds good.
This carrot cake cheesecake.
I'm like, I'm not making that.
I don't know why I even saved it.
But there's so many recipes on my phone
that I should just organize and make something.
But it's not going to happen.
Yeah. and Make something but it's not gonna happen Yeah
But yeah
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