Fat Chance Podcast - Ep.15 - Josh Ringelberg

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

Identical twins, Sunday Munchies and Legitimate Candids 

that was college that was uh it'll never be released huh god no that will never be released i mean that'd be the dumbest thing i could do is like in the middle of cancel culture here's a video of five or six drunk prepubescent not prepubescent but like 19 year old dudes talking about what is needed at a bar and just necessary i mean good lord i wouldn't talk to another female and just necessarily, I mean, good lord. I wouldn't talk to another female. Ever. Brooke wouldn't talk to me. Actually, I don't even think I said that bad of stuff,

but some of the stuff that came out was just, and we knew it wasn't going to get released. It was on my phone. What was I going to do with it? Yeah. You can imagine. Hopefully no one gets a hold of that. Let's bring you to your microphone. This is wobbly. I just don't want to be the one to like wobbly. I just want to be the one to like break it

Kind of big but yeah, yeah, just what is this good? What do you face face this way talk to me look at your girlfriend and just make sure you're into the microphone Okay Yeah, you nervous. Um um not really you asked me more questions than most about yeah like so what do we do like while we talk you've listened to most like i didn't text you until yesterday i was like all right i was happy when did you text me saying i do have someone for this week i think that was that was early that was monday that was right when braxton's came out.

Because we were talking about doing this last Friday. Yeah. Right after Braxton's. I didn't even think about what this week was going to be guest-wise. Usually it's after I release and you beat me to even a thought. You're like, you got something? I'm like, I do now. I made it easy for you. You made it real easy for me.

I'm just trying to get in before the barbecue. When's the barbecue? One more guest. I think. You are... I have to decide if I want the 16th episode to be the barbecue or after 16 people we do a barbecue. Shut the fuck up.

Are they calling for you? No. It's just children running around. I'm so sick of children by the end of the week. Enough of 5 and 6 and 7th and and eighth grade kids coaching yeah i was like satan is that almost done or what no that was i got like a month left month and a half sixth grade you said fifth sixth seventh and eighth seventh and eighth tough age i was satan on wednesday, my God. These kids are going to be well-conditioned.

I'll tell you that. Holy shit. They barely did anything. I'm like, you guys drop the ball, run. Catch the ball, run. I don't like the way you look at me, run. We played a game just six on six. And I was like, all right, first to five.

Winner does 20 push-ups. Loser goes to the woods which is like a 150 yard sprint I said, bring me back firewood so I know they make it to the woods they have to bring me a stick and

first to five, loser does that and I'm like, here are the rules if you piss me off, I'll just send one of you to run, and then you'll play man up, man down. I don't care. If offense scores, defense runs to the short field and back, and then we start again. And if defense takes the ball, offense.

These motherfuckers ran so much. That drill should have, like, go. And if offense was smart, they would, like would just move it around and catch their breath. Yeah. Just take your time. Lose the ball. I'm like, oh, good Lord, you guys are idiots. I mean, they probably ran.

You're going to get reported. I'm not going to get reported. Coaching too hard. I'm not coaching too hard. These kids just, a few of them already. Usually in high school, I look at a kid and I go, you need to be punched in the mouth. Well, some kids talk too much,

and I don't think they realize one day you are going to... I'm one of them. I'm going to get hit. Yeah. Someone's going to... Or if you talk too much, you're going to get hit. Either figure it out now or someone's going to hit you. They'll make you figure it out.

I'm looking at some of these kids, and I'm like, you are going to get knocked the fuck out. You might be big for a fifth and sixth grader, but you can almost tell the kids that are going to hit a growth spurt. Who's going to just kind of have a steady rise and who's just going to be like the me's of the world. You're short forever kind of thing. I was going to say, can you tell there's some studs out there? Yeah. And I can tell right away, Coach Brown is going to love you for football. Mm-hmm.

I mean, you're definitely going to get plenty of penalties when you play lacrosse in high school. I know who the goon is going to be for everything. And who's Mr. Fancy Feed, who's all stick work. I mean, you can tell. Yeah. But also with the growing thing, there's some of those people that are, like, tiny right now, and then they'll grow, like, tiny.

That's how Ryan Coos was. He was, like, our shortest friend, like, forever, and then, like, it was not even his freshman year. Was he abnormally small, or was he just on the smaller end? He was tiny. He was pretty small. You've seen pictures, yeah. I could probably show you some pictures.

So you're saying there's a chance for me. Yeah. It might not be too late. I mean, his spurt was about sophomore or junior year of high school. So maybe it's coming for you. I'm waiting on sophomore or junior year past college. I'm looking at. Oh, good Lord.

You like my shirt, by the way? I do. I know you do the cartoon shirts. Yeah, my mom got me this when I go, Mom, this fits great. It's funny. It's going to look well. But I'm not wearing it. This is an ugly fucking shirt.

She goes, yeah, do not wear that out. Outside of the podcast. I don't know if you're thrilled. It's so bright. I like it. But no, I do like it. Smurfs. The shrooms and the smurfs.

The smurfs, yeah. Dude, yellow's a good color, too. yeah dude yellow's a good color too i think yellow's a great color yeah it feels very summery spring i feel like you know good weather good for today by the way it's a great day it was beautiful i've been getting lucky the last couple of so it's sunny or warm on friday this is the warmest it's been i'm in shorts today you can see my thigh yeah i'm getting that white tan the thigh tan? It's 70 right now. That's what it says. The thigh tan going. It's 70 right now?

That's what it says. You guys are going to love the brewery game. Today was the type of day where I was ready to be done with work at noon and just start drinking. I was like, I'm done when I woke up. I was like, I'm out. Yeah. We're not doing this.

But it also put me in a great mood. It was a great day. Especially when you know you have a lot to look forward to afterwards. It might suck for a bit. You're like, fuck, tonight's going to be awesome. Whether it was like, I don't know how much you look forward to this, but like the Brewer game for sure. I was definitely looking forward to this, and we're going to the bar.

We're going to Kelly's. Why aren't you tailgating? We were thinking about that. I don't know. That would have been fun because, like, obviously, well, first of all, I haven't gone to a game since before covid i haven't been to a professional game since like 2019 28 i'm sure that's i was in college yeah i'm sure that's when it was um but we were thinking of tailgating we're going to a bar that has a free shuttle service and we have some of us have gift

cards there kelly's in tosa okay we have some gift cards so we want to spend them it actually expires like you made gift cards at a ball like you can use it for alcohol yeah like we won we went there for music bingo that doesn't seem legal oh okay music bingo and we want some gift cards so we have to spend it because it expires like may 28th or something see i was thinking about doing before you even mentioned the brewer game tonight i was thinking about trying to get one together tomorrow and tailgate. But now that you guys are

doing it tonight, I was like, fuck. I do. I love tailgating. I do too. We have to do it again. We should just go there to tailgate and we don't even have to go. What if we just go tomorrow then too? Are you guys doing anything tomorrow? When's the game tomorrow? Well, we don't really have anything actually.

We're looking at apartments in the morning. I'm sure the game tomorrow? Tomorrow. Well, we don't really have anything, actually. We're looking at apartments in the morning. Yeah, I'm sure the game's not tomorrow. I have to coach lacrosse in the morning. I'm sure it's a night game, right? We're golfing at 2. It's 6. It's at 6. Yeah.

I mean, possibly. I'm trying to find stuff to do this weekend. I really got, like, besides games I have to coach, which it'd be nice if one of these last couple, last two weeks has been in Cattle Moraine, now it's Ozaukee, and Shorewood. Could I just have one in either New Berlin or Franklin? That's pretty tough.

Like, this is getting ridiculous. And it's Franklin. That's who you coach, Franklin, right? Yeah. So you've got to have some at Franklin. Yeah, we've had one game at Franklin. One. I think we've had two, but I missed the first couple because I was in Denver.

How early are your games again? These aren't bad. So the ones tomorrow are at 10.30 and 11.30, back-to-back. I remember the day that me and Brooke were golfing at Edgewood. I wanted to fucking kill myself. We finished our nine or whatever, and you were showing up. You're like, yeah, because we were out with you the night before. You're like, yeah, I just coached two games of lacrosse.

I'm like, it's like 11 a.m. Or it's like noon. And you were like hungover or something. Maybe you're just tired. I was so tired. We did Jack's, and then Jake and I bounced, and we went to Red Rock to meet with his friends. Then Jake and I were up until 4 o'clock in the morning.

Wait, was that the night we were at Jack's? Yeah. We left late and you were still there, I think. We left at like 1.30. We left at like 11.30 and went to Red Rock. Stayed there for two hours. Stayed up until 4 at Jake's place place it's always good jake wanted to do a silent disco well didn't you guys get super stoned yeah i got so high but which is i mean i

kind of like doing it now after i drink but yeah and so jake syncs different headphones to my phone and his to his phone and grabs grabs my phone, just us two. He's sitting on a chair. I'm sitting on the couch, baked off my ass, and he goes, play at the same time. He goes, we're doing a silent disco. I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now? So you both were listening to the same music.

Same music, two different phones. But if you walked in, you walked into that apartment, you would hear nothing. It was just two guys high with their headphones on. At first, I'm like, what are we doing? Then I moved a bit. I'm like, oh, this isn't bad. you would hear nothing and you guys it was just two guys high with their headphones on at first i'm like what are we doing then i then i moved a bit i'm like oh this isn't bad and then it hit me again then i'm like if someone walked in here we look psychotic like this is ridiculous which i hope no one would come in at 4 a.m but yeah you never know i looked at jake i'm like jake i need

to go to bed does he still live in that apartment with that crazy neighbor? Yeah. That he talked about on that one? Yeah. I haven't heard from him in a while, and I haven't seen the ghost yet. Wait, where is this? It's right by US Bank. Downtown. Downtown.

But yeah, we went to bed at 4. I woke up at 6, Ubered in my car. I think I've told this a bunch of times. Ubered in my car, drove home, washed the scent of booze and weed off me, drove to Franklin, coached two back-to-back games, then went and did 18. What a hell of a day. And then kind of went on.

And then we went and got drinks at Vince's house for a bit and then drove back downtown to hang out with Jake. But the group he was with kind of really didn't want to do anything, so I'm like, why the fuck did I drive down here um had a few more drinks drove home and I passed the fuck out there you go it's a lot in a day yeah I didn't realize how exhausting coaching can be it's not really coaching it's just the constantly screaming at fifth grade children like, fucking listen. It's not hard.

Well, and you're outside. That just takes a lot out of you being outside. That day was so windy, too. The wind. Oh, my God. My eyes were so dry. So dry. What's this? I don't know where I got it from.

For Braxton's episode, I was like, I finally need to put stuff on the walls or at least your wall so the flag andrew for some reason has a roll that's just cardboard that bud light sign yeah he has another like 30 feet of that which says refreshing refresh bud light like okay cut it off put it there that no vehicle sign is supposed to go to my grandpa's in a week so people don't actually trespass the baby head i has been here forever why don't we put this outside the garage for now what people know because people don't look at it i mean people the dog will probably walk in here at some point i just saw the dog was that the dog was it a black dog or a white dog? A little one.

A little one. Yeah, it's Penny. Yeah, Penny usually walks in here with Rita. But like Penny wants to get in. And so... If you guys wanted to, you probably could have fit...

This probably fits two cars, huh? It does fit two cars, yeah. We just have a ton of storage. You needed that. Yeah. My mom's boys. I just took away Country Club. I want to get like a backdrop

maybe who knows who's snowboard yours stevens i have no idea where mine is my dad says he didn't get rid of any of them when my parents just lose a snowboard change houses but mine's gone nowhere to be found also my dad was like yeah i haven I haven't seen it. And he's like, I haven't seen this snowboard either. I went into his garage and it's like right there. Like the first thing you see. I'm like, I can see it from outside. The door could be half open. I'm like, yeah.

He's like, you didn't look. So. Oh, well. That's it. Did you have anything you'd like to talk about today? Or are you just coming in blind? Coming in blind? I don't know.

We're just going to chat it up. It's kind of hard. Coming after Braxton's episode. No. You guys just like... Well, we did it. We did it for four months already. Yeah, true. So it's really easy.

This is your first time doing it, so it makes sense. Hopefully you don't have any voice cracks. Yeah, we'll see. Do you get voice cracks a lot? Kind of. It used to be really bad. Definitely really bad for a while. It wouldn't stop, but I think it's pretty good now, I would say.

It'll happen, though. I used to get... It was always, obviously, middle school I'd get mine, but did you ever do... The worst in middle school. What did we have? Was it Iowa Basics or WKCE testing? Well, we did WKCE.

Or the testing that... Middle school, though? I forgot what it was. It was at my private school. It sounds so fucking bougie. You are bougie. Yeah, she has her own VIP bucket over there. First time she's been here.

I almost found something and put your name, Brooke, and producer above it. Just for shits. I was not expecting this. Literally, I thought I was just going to be drinking Miller Lite. So I was like, this is awesome. By the way, if you want Miller Lite, go for it. No, I literally was like, Josh, that's what you picked. Yeah.

There's truly here too. Right away when he said Brooke's coming, I'm like, I have to go get something. And that's why I asked this morning. I was like, I was going to ask, what do you specifically want? I'm like, let's just see maybe a mini surprise. I'm going to gamble that that's her drink or that was just that her, that was her drink for the night. I said that on the way.

What if it's gin and tonics? I'm like, I got gin here. So it might be gin and spray. I said, Kuski, Kuski might provide for you. Yeah.

And he did. It's already right there. It's big time. This is the most I've done for, I'm doing more and more each episode. This is the most I've done for an episode. You didn't text her and ask her what her favorite drink was? Nope.

I guessed. That makes me feel very special. Thank you. Don't feel that special. I mean, I iced down beers for once. Granted, I didn't buy the cold ones. I don't know why. I'm starting to get rid of the bucket of candy.

I think it's just going to be a bucket of beer now. We're fucking adults. We don't need to eat candy yet. We're grown. I think it's just going to be a bucket of beer now. We're fucking adults. We don't need to eat candy yet. We're grown. I do like candy, but... Go for it. Do you want a Warhead? I don't know if I'm feeling candy right now.

Candy and beer? I'm going to have a bottle next, though. Yeah, dude, I'm definitely more of a bottled person. I am, too. Definitely more. It tastes better. Why didn't you just say bottles when I texted you bottles or cans? I don't know like you can just get more if you buy a case of cans and would people ask you ass or tits Do you lie to know?

Then why'd you lie about this? That's more important bottles or cans It's easier But I will have a bottle next Luckily we didn't drink all of them I also do like drinking out of red soles I prefer it Mine's like the opposite I can chug them down faster

I prefer In order It would have to be bottled for sure And the reason I said before I switched to this Is when I have i feel an alcoholic beverage in my hand like in its original canister can bottle whatever it's just like that notion like it's here you're supposed to drink it so i'm constantly doing it not because i need it it just it feels like that's what's supposed to happen like when i have a lacrosse stick in my hand i have to cradle it that's just i can't just hold it yeah and so

here it's i feel that it dumbs it down a bit i feel i mean it definitely sounds like i have a problem but what about when you get a nice glass that's frosted with a beer in it i see that's gotta be the top right no a cold bottle and i'm fine i'd the glass be better than a bottle no i don't know i and this i think it's this i guess nostalgic because i feel like i'm at a party true that's that is how this feels but i like it i feel like i'm about to go play games. I'm going to do stuff outside. That's what cans feel like though too is it feels like summer. I just want a summer day.

I know. I want to be outside. If I knew the children wouldn't hit anything out here I would do this outside. It's dangerous. It's very dangerous. It would also look so much better.

There's a lot of kids out there or what? There's anywhere between 9 and 90. I'm never really sure i saw two coming in yeah like there are days i see like three or four and i don't i can't even i know where like three of them live i think the people across the street again either have three or 30 kids it's so many the in and out um the people over there and they're constantly playing and then every once in a while there's just a block party when you first come in and if you would have taken a right yeah of like you're talking about maybe a million people did you say constantly a block party no

every once in a while i'm just like holy shit i didn't there's three houses over there four houses one of which is abandoned. Okay. And we found out now. They're party people. Yeah. It's just nice. I haven't been invited to one of them.

I'm a party person too. Go bring up the rest of that bottle of vodka and go meet them. Wait, what are you doing, by the way, tonight? I want you to come to the brewer game. Kind of mad. I will let you guys know afterwards. I feel that. Okay. That's no worries.

But no, this is something I need to handle tonight. Understandable. Something I need to do. So I turn 25 on Sunday. May 16th. Yeah. So I have something I need to do before I turn 25. I'm doing that.

Interesting. So doing that. All right. Off the record. Interesting. So doing that and then. All right. Off the record. That's got my mind going crazy. Off the record. So that has to happen tonight.

I'll cut this part. No, I'll tell you after. Wait, are we recording? Yeah. Wow. I have no idea. You can be as loud as you want. I don't care.

I should have gotten you a microphone that turns on and off and you could just chime in. That's next episode. We'll have the microphone over there. Or next time I have a producer. Yeah. I like having the third person over here. I mean, yeah, you can just add another little tidbit, I guess. Yeah, and now when I say someone look it up.

I know. Brooke can look it up. I know. I was laughing when you said Braxton might come because I don't know if you listened to all Braxton's episode. I think I did. Yeah. He's like, yeah, you need someone over there.

I'm like, I know. We say this every episode. I want the TV over here. I want someone to look it up. Dance, Mookie dance, whatever. And I said, don't take this the wrong way. I'm like, Braxton, you would be really good over there. Yeah, you did say that that's right

you go from co-host to behind the cameras and he goes what do you mean I'm like you would make me you would just look stuff up to make me laugh and I know that if we started talking about whatever you would have it up right away you would listen and you would chime in whenever you wanted and I would have no problem with it

I would much rather have someone like him back there or if he did say something i know it's either gonna be funny relevant or just stupid and you guys are always talking about like well like i don't know like for example if you were like had sports going on you needed to know like a stat or something like hey or he's like hey you're about to lose your bet or something like that yeah it'd be i would love it oh my god it'd be perfect if he had like a grand on a game and all he's doing is watching it and not listening to anything i'm telling him dude just here he loses like fuck oh my god that would it would just everyone would feel the stress that he's under i would laugh my ass off he would just leave

but he wouldn't leave i don't think he could handle being around people no no because he said too when we were doing 10 to let's see like he doesn't tell people how much money he's bet so superstitious with that which is fine i also like just i don't need to know as much as i want to know i don't need to know how much money you bet i i always get on them i want to know i want to root for oh everyone does as much as everyone says they don't like drama or like gossip it's kind of nice to know things. You always want to be in the know. Right.

And with that, because it's not really my money on the line, so I'm not too worried, but it's something to root for. It's basically like I have a bet down when Braxton has a bet down. Oh, yeah. Because he has a good amount, so I'm like, this will work. If he wins this, he'll probably buy everybody a round. Exactly. That's what I was going to say.

Let's go. This is kind of like, hey, I might get a free drink out of this if he wins this. If he wins a grand, what's a $50 round do? Who cares? And then if he loses, I am very sad for him. If he loses, I'm like, wow, I have way more money than you today. No, that's – I'm glad I'm not into gambling because that would – I've had my streaks.

I've had my streaks with it. It always just ends with me losing a lot, and I'm like,'m not into gambling because that would – I've had my streaks. I've had my streaks with it. It always just ends with me losing a lot, and I'm like, got to be done. I'm like, pick it up again. That night we saw you guys at Jack's. We were all at Jack's. Jake and I started our night. He goes, let's do a reverse night. I go, what the fuck does that mean?

He goes, let's go to Pato first. Wow. I was like, wow. That'll just gauge where your night's going. Exactly. He goes, well, he's like, if we win, then we can just spend the money we win out, and it feels like we just went out for free. If we lose, I forgot what his point was.

What would you do? Yeah, you drown your sours and out. Yeah, so you're like, all right, whatever. I lost some money. Who cares? He thinks it's better than getting stupid drunk, then going to potto, and just blowing, like doubling no matter what. That makes sense, I guess.

Because you're probably not going to make a rash decision at 3 o'clock in the morning at an online blackjack table. Battle time. Go for it. What did you guys do that night, though? Did you win? Jake did. I lost 40 bucks. He won 70. Okay. And he felt so bad for me. I did you guys do that night, though? Did you win? Jake did. I lost $40.

He won $70. Okay. And he felt so bad for me. I'm like, why? Like, I willingly decided to do this with you. And he tried, like, giving me money. I'm like, no, you don't give me what you won because you feel bad. Don't mess. You overshot that so badly.

I'm over two. My first one was short. That one I put a little oomph on her. When it's this close. I'll go grab it. No, you put a little oomph on her. When it's this close. I'll go grab it. No, you're fine. Leave it. Leave it.

When it's this close, you overthink it. I almost missed it multiple times. It looks so easy. And I think that box in there is deceiving me. I'm like, I got to land in the box. Like, right. You can't just hit it yet. No.

Yeah. When I have the bottle too, I'm like, if you miss, it's going to break. If you miss, it's going to break. And I'll like rim out or not rim out, but I'll hit it. I'll make this one. I hope so. Otherwise, we are going to break. If you miss, it's going to break. And I'll like rim out or not rim out, but I'll hit it. I'll make this one. I hope so. Otherwise, we are going to pause and clean the glass up. Should make another beer ad today.

I'm finally starting to post more. Cody's not. Is she doing it or is it you? No, she's not doing her fucking job right now. That was me. I'm proud of you. Cody's supposed to run the social media accounts right now i don't know so all right so cody is supposed to i was like what speak would

you do this to her yeah this is her and she's not she's done one post and i told her i'll do the major ones but little stuff and she has helps she has helped. You start following people so you interact. But Cody... I texted her today. I was like, the post I just had, what do you think, thoughts, blah, blah, before I post it?

She goes, I like it. I go, okay, cool. Maybe you should have thought of this one. Which doesn't help, though, because I haven't sent her anything to post. So it's also 100 hundred percent my fault. Just like waiting for her to like, just like you should just have all the stuff I have on my computer.

She has none of it. I haven't sent her anything. So yeah, I kind of like take back everything I just said. Yeah. Yeah. But it's good though. I think,

right. You get more followers and stuff or. Yeah, she was right. I need to follow people or just let people know I am doing this, I think, right? You get more followers and stuff? Yeah, she was right. I need to follow people or just let people know I am doing this. But, at the same time, I just

have fun with it and I don't give a flying fuck. The podcast itself is... I mean, you gotta start somewhere. Exactly. And if it's in your mom's garage, it's in your mom's garage. And eventually, like, if you... I'm showing a lot of thigh right now. Sorry. It's good. I have my And eventually like if you I'm showing a lot of thigh right now Sorry It's good

I have my arms like this I look naked Thighs out Skies out thighs out Skies out thighs out Do you like the shorts with the lining in it? Um I don't think I have any shorts like that

I have bathing suits like that See I always cut it out of bathing suits I always cut it out of bathing suits I was like that But now like I like it in bathing suits i don't know why do you like the ones where it's like the tidy whitey thing or like the lining like this like that so yeah if i had that in a bathing suit i'd be fine with that yes that's what my bathing suits are these are my only shorts i have like this and so i and i don't mind it but it rides up a lot good I don't have shorts

like that yeah are they Lulu uh-huh you are bougie yeah you're not gonna like this next statement those are all my shorts if you get 25 off or if you're a coach you just sign up for this thing and every purchase tell the subscribers to buy some lulu off your code and use her code and then they can get i think that's pretty illegal is that illegal i think so no i know but yeah use my discount code lulu 11 backslash michael no um I want some Lulu stuff, but the price. I know it's worth it. It's so worth it. So all my sweatpants besides two pairs are Lulu,

and all my shorts are Lulu besides sweatshorts. And it's not that. So, like, I don't buy clothing. This stuff, I do it for the show, and it's like $4 for a t-shirt. Your mom bought you that one. And my mom got me this one as a gift. But like, the other cartoon t-shirts, I go like, oh, I just, give me five so I'm good for the next five episodes.

And it cost me $20. Yeah. In terms of buying new clothes, if I, if I get, it's either Christmas presents from the last four years. Well, you let people know that you like it, so now they buy it for you. So yeah, or like a birthday present. No one's bought me any Lulu yet.

She looks away right away. And she has a 25% discount code. I buy you other stuff, so shut up. Yeah, I do. Lulu's worth it, but you're not. Yeah, apparently. No, they do. Lulu's worth it, but you're not. Yeah. Apparently. No, they're nice.

And I'm hit or miss on these because I can just throw them on like no underwear. I feel like I have underwear on. I can just go wherever. It's basically underwear. Yeah. Well, it is. And then, but at the same time, it rides up. And if I'm sitting in my car, I'm like, I have to dig out my fucking crotch. It's very uncomfortable.

I think I'm going to a bottle now, too. You want to see how quickly this one goes down versus the one that's in a cup? Get the tornado going. And down it. Hey, Braxton's shotgun started. Do you want a shotgun middle? I saw him do that. I actually didn't even know he shotgunned until the video.

I think there was a video, right? I think that... I don't... People are still, I think, mainly on... I could shotgun. Do it. I like to say I'm good at it. Go for it.

All right. Do it. What do you have to do today? Go to a brewery game? You shotgun with me. I can't. I have to drive. You can drive.

She's down in vodka. By the way, can you do me a favor? If at any point one of us needs to pee, can you please hop into the chair? Yeah, of course. Are you comfortable doing that? I think after one more drink I will be. Oh, this isn't hard. I need my keys.

See, he's already out of the shot. This is the only bad part about having people who haven't done this before. It's like, I'll look at them. I'm like, all right, get in the camera. Get in the microphone. I think I'm good at this too. Maybe away from my computer. I'm pretty good at this.

That's good. Find a camera and just Go in front of it What a great producer Alright, you ready? I can't spill anywhere There's a lot of cords over there I got you

I'll be thinking about you I'll tell you the price of the equipment If you... Yeah. I got you. All right. I'll be thinking about you. Just... I'll tell you the price of the equipment after you ruin it. Ready? Ready? He's in one of them. We'll figure it the fuck out.

That was pretty good. I think that might have been better than... That was clean. That might have been better than Braxton. That was clean. That was real clean. Can you make it now? Yeah.

Oh, here we go. Look at that. I wasted my third time, though. I don't know what's going to happen with the bottle. Third time's the charm. I knew that one was going to win. Are you feeling yourself now? Yeah.

This is going to be easier? All right. So from here on out. I was in that one. I think you were in that one. Yeah. All right. So from here on out. Where was I in that one? I think you were in that one. Yeah. All right. So now we're good.

Maybe I just make everyone shotgun one. And now they're really feeling it. Is that your buddy? I have no idea who that is. There's a clip from Braxton's episode. It's a seer. There's a clip from Braxton's episode where it's him just, I went and peed, and he's just listing animal facts off for like two minutes.

But the whole time, the whole time you just hear, like someone's car alarm is going off. For the whole time, like no one wanted to turn that off. You can hear sirens. Like as much as I want to do this outside it is a audio nightmare i know this is a great spot though actually to do it i think it's perfect i feel yeah you're hanging out with everyone yeah it's cool it's like a garage party it is it's going to be the garage party for the the cookout is going to be so fucking fun. I can't wait. So fun. Brooke, are you coming?

Yes, I'll be there. I have, we just like the details now, but this right here. Sliver. This right here is a. That's a great table for, wait. No, that's a pallet bar. So I put it together and it's a full bar two level bar we're gonna put that back here this the smoker we'll do

brisket pork belly and then ribs will go on when that comes off and we'll have all that and then we'll do one episode everyone can pop in and out music whatever and you guys bring whatever you want and everyone that was the first 16 people so season one we'll all do it and then every 16 people from then and out we'll do a barbecue that's awesome a little a little kuskies cookout i think it'll be fun and then like one day like three years from now it'll be a ton of people and it'll be like a party on the beach at the end of the year at the end of the year how cool would that be like everyone all like however many people 52 i guess a year i want to start doing more than one a week um but that'd be cool like hey we just rented out a house let's go rage dick yeah and

this is when you're gonna be like rich because of the podcast so i don't think i'll be rich because of this we'll be out but we'll be out at a party maybe maybe one day this makes some money that we can rent a house for like a day or two yeah well what's cool about this is like you'll always have these to like go back and like look at like who knows what you're doing or like what you'll need like i don't know but like you'll always have these these are like it is cool it is nice and i've always been always yeah cool. It is nice, and I've always been... Yeah, it's fun. Always have them, and I've always been someone who hates pictures. Like taking them, because they always seem forced.

You hate pictures. I hate them. Because they seem forced. Well, I mean, it's a picture. You guys all go to the Brewer game today, and I don't mind the one, let's do one and done, this is what we did kind of thing. But I'm going to be honest with you. People who normally don't post on Instagram have something to post, and they're like, I can do, oh, look what I did this weekend. That's simply what it's for.

That's what you mean. Because let's be honest. You're going to take a picture at the Brewer game tonight? Yeah. You will not look at it. You won't. It'll be on your phone it'll be posted by someone else it'll be like it'll be posted by someone else you will be tagged by everyone in the

group uh-huh it's not that i don't like that it's happening like i appreciate like i'm tagged in it i had a great time blah blah i'm not one to post that picture but let's be honest outside of that you will not look at that picture again probably until one day you're scrolling through my phone your phone and you go past it yeah so you're probably right i don't look at that picture again probably until one day you're scrolling through your phone and you go past it. Yeah. You're probably right. I don't mind if that picture gets taken but then when it's just like alright now just you three or you four or you

two. It's like why? If I'm not going to look at the one with everyone I'm definitely not going to fucking look at the one with me, my buddy and my buddy's friend that's visiting from a different state. I can give a fuck about that right now, okay? Yeah. But it might be special to somebody else that is in the picture and wants it.

But that's why I don't like it. I would rather, and that's when I started bringing my camera to when we were hanging out in the summer, and I would say, Hey, just grab it and take it. Okay. And then when it's just like, Oh, you have it now. I have it now. And I was like, Oh, this is like, we're taking pictures for fun and memories. We're taking pictures to have them, not to post them. There's a huge difference. I like looking at those. Like I'll occasionally go on like the Google links I have and just go through. I'm like, Holy shit. Like this was a huge difference. Yeah. I like looking at those. Like, I'll occasionally go on, like, the Google links I have and just go through them. Like, holy shit, like, this was a fun day.

Half the pictures look like shit. Yeah. Half of them look like we're having a ton of fun. Uh-huh. But I like all of them. Those are fun pictures. And, like, I'm thinking of Braxton's Cabin. Yeah.

Like, all those pictures we got, those were, like, so good, too. Yeah. Those are better. I agree. Because those aren't forced at all. Because're doing like whatever and then all of a sudden you hear someone say like hey turn around camera yeah me and then you're right back to doing what you're doing it's not oh let's do that again it's like oh that's just what it looks like okay yeah because that's how the

day felt and that's what it was like the whole day was blurry if a few camera pictures are blurry Wow that that might be the best picture you have all day then you want to like a a moment it's something to capture that moment it might as well be blurry because i guarantee we don't remember at least six hours of most of the day when we do stuff like that yeah that was a great they're quote-unquote candids and those are candids. Yeah. And not fake ones. They are legit. Look.

I mean, I have pictures of Braxton's nipples on my computer. You got to hate the fake candids, huh? Oh, it's like. Yeah. To be honest, the fake candids would be like, hey, can you take a picture of me having fun on my podcast? Yeah. Now watch me clip that and post that i bet you will maybe cody will find that one no that that video i think would be great um but no i just i don't that's what i don't like about and that's

what i mean i don't like pictures it's they're too forced and they're taken for the wrong reasons. I mean, it's such a cool thing that we can actually capture something live. Like what we're doing now, I can go back and look at. Right. You told someone that like 300 years ago. Like, are you fucking kidding me? I know. I had to carve that into a rock to try and remember what we're doing. Yeah, even 50 years ago i guess and now we're

faking reality yeah it's like how dumb is how dumb does that sound that's true yeah it's getting a little ridiculous i don't know there's social media well i saw a really cool thing i don't know if you've seen it um well i thought it was cool. I don't know. It was on Instagram. It was like, what if there was a time where all Wi-Fi, or was it Wi-Fi? Oh, when social media shuts off at 6 p.m. Yeah. Like a business. At first, I was like, okay, whatever. But then I was thinking about it.

That would be really cool. I was thinking about it when I'm older. Maybe I'll probably enforce that in my house. Or you can sign up for time slots. Like, I'm a bartender. I need it from, like, 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. That's when I get my – like, you get eight hours a day kind of thing. That would be cool, though, actually, because it's kind of just taken over

and it's definitely not healthy. It would ruin a lot of businesses, too, though. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a lot of businesses. So it'll never happen. Right. What I like the idea is, I I think in terms of a health standpoint for a lot of people, if you could just turn – because a lot of it is when you're looking at social media at 10 o'clock at night,

when you're thinking the most about how your life sucks and you're not doing enough, we've all done that. Like I need – and that's when you're most motivated too. It's like tomorrow I'm going to do all this shit. And when you wake up, you're like, I'm too tired. I'm going back to bed. Yeah. But that social media just like reinforce it.

It's like, oh, look at all these people my age or younger doing way better than me. And I'm sleeping in wherever. Yeah. Yeah. It's not how, if you could just like not look at it, but some people would be better. Ignorance is bliss. Maybe like those businesses that need it and would run off of it and like survive off of that would get like approved for it

but like the people that can't get approved for it that's all you see after 6pm is just Instagram ads hey everything you talked about today you want to see an ad for it? Boom but then if it's just that like we don't need that like I mean those are the companies that like

I don't know if they Yeah. Like, I mean, those are the companies that, like, I don't know. If they're making a living off social media, is that something that really is needed in, like, society? Could you? Now, I don't know what I'm saying. Could you make? I'm getting deep, I think. I don't know.

Maybe not. Could you make an app? Like, this would be a cool app idea. I don't know how they really work. But something like a program that goes on your phone that shuts off at 6 o'clock, all your social media is just like it's – you can't access. You can turn it on, but all it does show are ads. So then people can – for an app, people will pay to be in that time frame for everyone that goes on.

But then like so. Someone do it and just like put my name on the bottom. I have no fucking. I barely knew how to set this up when I first started. You think I can build an app? You can sell your idea. That's a thing. Copyright.

Just put the C and circle. There you go. C, circle, copyright. That's my idea. Don't fucking take it to be honest even even the people that listen to this i don't think anyone's smart enough to do that so you know all the stats of the people that listen to this huh yeah oh yeah that is it growing gradually yes little little. I thought it was...

So when we just did me and Braxton attending a lisp, we just had audio. And if we're going just off the numbers, I'm a little better than that. Because I guess I have... If you add both audio and visual up together. Yeah. So on average, I beat every episode that me and Braxton did.

Also, I didn't know that it's on YouTube. All the episodes are on YouTube. Why did they go up? I don't understand that. Like, because every Instagram post says available on YouTube in all fucking – I will – Let's just go to it. I see all your posts.

Do you? So if you click on the more, it goes, so the last one says, he's back. $5 solos, skydiving, skydiving mishaps, and shotgunning a 30 rack. Go check out Braxton on this week's episode.

Available to watch in all capital letters on YouTube. Yeah, I don't know then. I probably have liked all your posts too. Maybe I just don't. You do. You do. I think I just don't hit them more.

I don't. I think what's going to happen is this next one, it's just going to say YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, Josh Ringelberg, YouTube, YouTube, check him out. How do people watch the YouTubes? Yeah. More people on average I think watch the YouTube than listen to it. I think the people who listen to all of it are still mainly audio.

mainly audio um but youtube i think i very i think half of them listen to the whole thing on youtube usually it's just kind of like half of it that's the other thing too is like the statistic breakdown and all that shit is ridiculous like i'd be like all right people people click through at this point um 20 percent listen to this amount of it. I wish the whole thing would be all that. Yeah. The Anchor one, I can click on. It'll go as far as which planet we're on, which I'm convinced means we're not alone. Anchor is definitely made by aliens. Yeah, okay. I got you. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

And so. Good for them. Yeah, so then I can go, all right, earth which is a hundred percent of my viewership unfortunately and then united states then i mean this one's in four or five countries tending a list made it into 20 some um and i think it's an accident because let's be honest someone looked up like a weird word podcast like how to fix a lisp in podcasts and someone from all around the world yeah something weird in like germany or something and that yeah or someone is like hey how to fix a lisp and then they get like nashville hangover hornies and what

the fuck is this and then all of a sudden they're just a little hooked and they're like all right yeah let's click on that but yeah 99 of my viewership is here in the u.s one percent a full one percent not less than one okay full one percent is in the uk wow so shout out to you big man or big girl little guy little girl i don't know he she it they even if they were looking up how to fix a lisp at least this shows up and at least some people click on it. I mean, you'd think there would be other ones. You'd think there would be more, like, I should not be the number one recommended how to fix a lisp podcast.

We make fun of his lisp. I said this on here before, but someone said, someone mentioned to someone that the name of our podcast, I mean Braxton, was offensive. Come on now. I loved it. I was like, are you serious? That's a perfect name. That name was fucking perfect.

Also, do a little research. I mean, people in general need to research something before that's offensive. I mean, half of the show had a lisp right i mean literally and if anything tending a lisp sounds like we're fixing a lisp yes and it's just a fact and yeah braxton had a lisp he doesn't care about it and tending was me i was the bartender yeah did you guys understand that part i did i did yeah yeah i don't think a lot of people did. It was tending a lisp.

Tending was me bartending. Braxton obviously has a lisp, and we met while I was bartending. Is that the first time you guys met? Probably at the W? Kind of. I think that's how we became friends. That makes sense, yeah. It's usually him just like stumbling over.

I'm like, Kuski! Eyes half closed. I feel like grinning from ear to ears like dude and i'd already have a drink in front of them god damn captain coke friend again and he goes dude i fucking love him like how'd you know i'm like well this is the ninth time tonight you're also the only one here i bet that happened a few times too he was never the only one there well yeah but it was like oh every time he got too drunk he's like dude how do you you're awesome like it's not hard like i can hear you coming over the 600 people that are here like whenever

your guys's group not your specifically but by your guys's I mean anyone I was friends with that was with a group. I saw you coming. Because, obviously, I wish I was with you guys, so I'd occasionally look over and see what you're doing. I'm like, oh, Michael, why don't you make yourself feel worse and see your friends having fun on the other side of the bar? And when you all turned around, I go, all right, Michael, gear up.

You're probably going to take two to three shots yourself, pour about two to 30, and you're going to get two to three dollars for it. Yep, that's pretty much how it went. Although, like, I feel like whenever you gave me free drinks, I don't know if this always happened. Eventually, I would get a little hammered or whatever. But I would try to tip you as much as the drink would cost because you would give it to us for free and i'd be like okay he just gave us five vodka sodas so for free yeah

i'll throw him 20 bucks it probably was less than that so no he would he would i would try the ringlebergs are were very generous and they which is good bar etiquette. So if you do get drinks for free, if you don't tip, you are the scum of the earth. Yeah. And you should tip over in, in a, like a,

from a normal, and I'm not talking like the bar scene in Madison. So if I, I'm not talking like when I was bartending, you guys should have given me the money that costs as a tip. Like that's what the reason i gave you free drinks is because one you're my friends two i know none of us had a ton of money so i'm helping you out like i'm telling you don't spend your money here go spend it elsewhere yes kind of thing

rent on your bills exactly like stuff you need okay like? Like here, if I can give you drinks for free, I'm going to. But in terms of if someone does give you a free drink at a bar, you should definitely tip. If you're younger, I can see like at least half the price of the drink or the price of the drink, which seems stupid because it's like, oh, then what's the point of the free drink? I just paid for it. It's like, well, you didn't the point of the free drink? I just paid for it. It's like, well, you didn't pay for the tip and the service kind of thing.

Right. So it's like you saved two bucks, which is why I say when you're younger and you don't have the means for it, then yeah, do half the drink. Be like, oh, I just got basically 60% off kind of thing because you don't have to tip then afterwards on the price of the drink. But yeah, most people didn't do that. They're like oh shit this is cool and then not tip at all i'm like you still tip even in a college rally you if you get free drinks all night throwing a ten dollar bill down usually would be most bartenders like thank you because if everyone did that for every group they gave it away to i would have made way more money right i'm trying to think if that's why i first met you because ten dollars w if you

tonight if i told you all you're gonna do is spend ten dollars this and twenty dollars this entire weekend and you were going out two full nights two full days i would be like that's fucking awesome 20 bucks yeah i don't know when we first met i definitely called you jack the first time we met for sure i believe that it happens a lot after the wedding yeah and you pretended to be jack to get free drinks oh that wasn't the wedding was it no but kuski was there that night. I don't think it was the wedding, because I was there that night, and they... I mean, I fucked up a wedding party. Yeah. You blacked us out.

Well, because we were the first ones there. We were the first ones there. I think it was a different night. It was a different night. You went up, like, pretending to be Jack, and the lady totally, like, knew it wasn't you. Yeah, so I remember... It was hard. This wasn't. Yeah. So I remember it was hard. This was tough. I went.

I kind of remember this. I forgot when this was. I mean, I easily would have went to you if you were there. So I know he wasn't bartending. Didn't you skip the line? But it was just us two. Saying you were Jack? No.

I did that a few times. Yeah. But there was one night I was like, Brooke, I know Jack works or used to work here. I'm hoping some of these people know. So I went up there. I wasn't like really gonna push it too hard, but right away she was like, Jack. I was like, yes, perfect. I'm in, I'm in. My mind starts thinking, all right, let's play cool. I was like, yeah. Hey, how are you doing? Like, um, can I just get to whatever we were drinking, like two vodkas or whatever. She's like, oh, yeah, no problem or whatever.

And this was, I think, in May. There were, like, finals going on. Yeah. So she asked about an exam. And that's where I was like, ooh, what do I say? I gave the average, like, you know, it was pretty tough. But I knew a few, guessed on a few multiple like you know it was pretty tough but I had I knew a few guests on a few multiple choice but it was all right and then it was after that where I don't know if I

said something wrong there and she looked at me and just kind of like said like whatever I don't know she may have said something but then I saw her go back and she said something to another guy bartender and they just knew it wasn't. They just knew it wasn't. That's the thing, too. So when did you work here? Yeah. Or something. And I was like, oh, I worked here a little bit, and now I'm done, but I don't really know.

Did they give us free? Yeah, I think they did, and then I was like, they know. They know. We can't do that again. It's really mind-fucking, though. I was like, if I didn't know Jack had a twin and you came up to the bar. Oh, yeah. Because if I didn't know, I'd definitely be like, Jack, what's up?

And then when you got closer, I'd be like, you don't look the same tonight. And it's not even that. And so then I'd ask you a question. I'm like, something seems off. You just know something's off. And then even if you're like, no, I'm Josh. I'm his twin. Right. I wouldn't believe you even if you're like, no, I'm Josh. I'm his twin.

Right. I wouldn't believe you. Like, go fuck yourself, Jack. That's what I was thinking with these people. Like, now you're fucking with me. Because that sounds like something a 12-year-old would say. Like, no, it's my twin evil brother. Right. That's what I was thinking with her.

Like, I was, that night, I remember thinking, like, I mean, do you think they really think it's, like, Jack's twin? I'm like, maybe they just think Jack's acting weird. Like maybe I should go up and get another free drink, but I don't think we did. But yeah, because like that's like almost the last thing you think of is like maybe he has a twin, right? Yeah, it's the last thing you think of. I think. I don't know.

As common – I mean, twins aren't that common, but we all – I think we all know – obviously, we all know a set of twins. Actually, this hit me. Probably more. Do you know any more twins? Yeah. What were you going to say? Casey and Jono from Denver, they're Connor's friends. Okay.

They would be fun. Identical? Yeah, another fun set of twins I have on here. We're just two people, not like they're a package or that's their identity. But yeah, I genuinely would like to have both of them on here. I think it'd be fun. Yeah.

They're great guys. I almost came on that one time, but we had something going on and I was going to bring it up because for Jack's episode, I looked up twin stuff and I think it would have been, if I would have asked Jack the right questions, um, and I could probably ask you the questions. I have to remember them and I'm,

I'm thinking about it but very twin like of you two you two are the only two people that have brought someone with you to this podcast and both of you brought your girlfriends very twin like I guess

I mean it makes sense for us she came from where she lives in Whitewater, and then we're going right to the bar. Butch, on here, congratulations again for graduating. That's awesome. Big master, Brooke, over there. Masters? Masters.

Holy shit. I don't know why I thought undergrad right away. I apologize for that one. She's your age. Yeah, I always forget that. Yeah. I always forget that. Right.

I just feel like the old person. Like, are you 25 already? I'm only 25. In June. June 9th. Okay, so again, we've had this conversation so many times. Yeah. It's literally less than a month apart from you.

I was like, oh, okay. I forgot. You didn't forget. Fucking Sunday. I don't. What are you going to do? 25. I mean, you have to like 29 until you really got to start learning about your age. It's basically the end from starting now.

Round up, I'm 30, which means I'm basically dead. So let's just call it quits now. Did your peak happen yet? I don't think I peaked yet. No. I think I for sure peaked in high school. Oh, I definitely didn't peak in high school. You want to see pictures?

Not great. Cody Gester sent me a picture today. I go, God damn, I hope I look that handsome again one day. Oh, my God. I look like I'm 110 pounds with like a 20-pound weight in my pocket. What do you mean? It's like I buzz cut. Buzz cut.

Just straight buzz. I mean, it's not terrible but I mean it's one of my better pictures but if that's one of my better ones like there's one like I don't know my mom has a picture of me on spirit day we did or spirit week

I just finally said fuck it I was the too cool or not too cool like too embarrassed to do it for a while. It takes me like a little bit to just like crack me open. I'm like, I don't give a fuck anymore. And I'm kind of at that point now, especially with this stuff. I'm like, I don't care.

Yeah. Like the YouTube. That's kind of how I am. Which is awesome. But the Spirit Week stuff, I would just, if so, we would have each day. It was like, all right. So Monday is leading up to homecoming. i don't know if you guys this monday is disney theme and then tuesday is pajama day then it's wednesday's uh

like 80s opposite gender day which wouldn't fly now no chance um and then thursday is color day each grade out of color and then obviously it's like just spirit day on friday and so we had pink ones and like the guys eventually as seniors were just like fuck it we'll wear a dress short shorts leggings tight whatever. I had pink tights on, pink short shorts, a boa, a tank top, all pink, buzz cut. I mean, I looked hair. Why are you saying you looked heavier? No, I didn't. Not in high school. Oh, I thought that's what you said.

College, my body, I was so used to, like, I can't gain weight, I can't gain weight. And it doesn't click that no shit you're playing two to three sports a year all right you're practicing three hours a day plus whatever you're doing outside of it okay um your parents probably fed you the decent amount of food and the right amount of food who cares if you had a few snacks you burn it off your metabolism through the right away oh yeah and then freshman year of college freshman year of college you're like all right my face got a little puffier like that's just the booze it'll go away nothing happens here's because your body's still coming down from that high metabolism and then sophomore junior when that shit's gone and you keep up

the freshman year drinking habits like all the time all like the freedom that's when it started packing on that's when i say i got heavier, like the freedom, that's when it started packing on. That's when I say I got heavier, look like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Like senior year of high school, six-pack Michael versus a completely different six-pack here. I mean, like six rolls, like a pack of rolls right here. Yeah. It's disgusting.

The beer six-pack is more fun sometimes but i mean at least you're back to where you want to be now yeah i'm i'm probably maybe not cardio wise and i can tell because i chased a bunch of fifth and sixth graders around yesterday playing lacrosse um i also never played like the midi position where i had to run all the time. I'm more of a 40-yard dash rather than a 400-meter thing. I feel that. But yeah, I'm probably in the, if not the best, just underneath physical shape I've been in in my life. That is pretty awesome.

It feels good. But I'm also insane going to the gym like i'm if i don't go i feel a little bit of body dysmorphia kind of thing there could be worse problems than that there could yeah and it's like at all and i eat well now and yeah that's what i'm trying to which it does kind of suck i'm kind of used to it though oh. Oh, I'm used to it, and I like the food I eat, but I miss being able to, like, come home from practice, eat an entire bag, family-sized bag of Guardettos, and, like, two Mountain Dews, and then just go to bed. I now don't sleep, and if I had that bag of Guardettos tomorrow,

I'd be like, someone fucking kill me. In college, when I was being forced to work out like four days a week and I had football practice every day I could eat whatever I wanted. It was really the best. And they encourage you like you need to eat more. They do. Oh yeah. They always say that. You're getting too skinny.

They say that to everybody on the team. They're always trying to make everyone put on weight. I'm like don't tell me twice I'll do that. That's no problem. The second I got going basketball, I was like, I'm not working out for a month. I gained 25 pounds like that.

It's scary how quickly the metabolism definitely helps when you're younger. Now, when it's not as high, granted, it's getting higher the more I work out and doing the lacrosse stuff, but it's not as high, granted, it's getting like higher the more I work out and doing the lacrosse stuff,

but it's scary how quickly you can put it back on. Like if I eat Sundays, I, I'll eat whatever I want and it's just my day. I don't care.

That is so true. I still do that. But if I, you need that mentally too because if I, if I did what I did Monday through Friday lunch, I would hate myself. I would go insane.

That is so true. Once Friday lunch hits, it's just a free-for-all. We eat anything over the weekend, which I think evens out, I guess. And I work out during the week, but really never on the weekend. This is the start of the downhill part of my week when it comes to what goes into my body. Absolutely, yeah. It starts with beer. It starts with beer or alcohol at 3, 4 o'clock in the afternoon, which I'm fine with.

I work my ass off all week. Yeah, we deserve it. And then I probably either I'll go out to eat tonight or I just won't eat because I'll ride this high out until we're way too drunk and I'll just pass out. And then I probably will barely eat Saturday, which isn't good because I want to do stuff and I just forget to. I'll be hungover, so this might be a little hard to eat. And then Sunday, my thought process is like, you ate really well all week, then barely ate the last two days.

Put something in your body, buddy. I don't care if it's like 19 chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, exactly. I don't try and hit the amount of protein I should eat, the amount of carbs I should eat, which I look at now, kind of. I don't weigh food. I don't whatever.

I just vaguely know. On the weekend, I don't think food. I don't whatever. I just vaguely know. On the weekend, I don't think about it. No, not at all. Could care less. Right. Didn't care less at all. I'll go from chips and salsa, pretzel. I munch.

Sunday, I munch. All the leftovers. Sometimes I overdo it, and Monday sucks, though. Yes, and I do agree. I think that is from food. Oh, it's 100% from food. I always think, oh my God, I probably just drank 100% from food. It's not from alcohol. I always think I'm like, oh, my God. I probably just drank so much this weekend.

But your body just doesn't digest. Mine is not like a lot of processed food. So I could do, if I made all my food Sunday rather than like boxes or bags or whatever, then it'd be way better. But it's not. Like that's not what i eat but if it's that processed stuff it just my body doesn't digest it as well yeah yeah we're old man is that where we came came through here you want me to chuck it or no i don't think i want to actually go for it are you nervous just no we're at an hour you break it? Just know we're at an hour.

You break it, we're done. We're at an hour? Yeah. I don't want to do it. Here, I'll just put it in the garbage. Yeah. Can I go to the bathroom? Absolutely.

Upstairs. Brooke, this isn't your episode. You can do whatever you want to do. You can be in there. Upstairs and then right, right away. My mom's name is Christine if you you see her yeah it's a bush she's like i think she's taking a nap maybe she's just in her room up and to the right you can't miss it she's probably gonna miss i had something to say but i forgot now i feel like what was it regarding let me try and let me try and like or i've thought of multiple things since we've been

doing this or before we're doing this we've been doing this yeah and like things just come up i'm like i want to talk about that i want to talk about that and then i just like forget about it but i'm trying to think here what i've gotten a lot from people when i do this now like your first time is you're like i would love to do this again because you're going to be way more prepared yes and we'll do it Like I think that's what that I can't believe it's been an hour That's gotta be Yikes That's what I think this barbecue is gonna be Is everyone that was like I had something else I wanted to say

Just You want the You want the mics on And we're gonna just kinda Pop in Like I'm The main So the initial thought was gonna be

I really want Do you remember Corey From Madison Blonde dude So the initial thought was going to be, I really want, do you remember Corey from Madison? Blonde dude? Blonde hair or no? Am I thinking of the wrong guy? My old roommate. Short hair, tattoos.

I don't know if I do. Well, my old roommate, and he had a kid. Yes, okay. And I wanted him, Ellie, and Callum to come down for the barbecue and that would be that would be their episode and everyone else would be here hanging out they can meet Callum

because most of the people that have done it before all know Corey everyone loves Corey he lives in Madison but I didn't know if one that's going to be able to happen because he's busy. He's a nurse. And so is Ellie.

And then, so Corey, you listen to these. Let me know if you guys feel comfortable coming down and having like 10, 15 people around. But yeah, that was the initial plan. And it would be his episode we everyone gets to meet the kid yeah um or calum and everyone's always hanging outside we do our thing people can pop in and out say hi um whatnot and now it might just be if that can't happen you guys are just gonna come everyone's just come in and out i'm gonna going to be here hosting it, and then I'll leave. I'll poke the fire for smoking. It is going to be like I'm texting everyone next weekend.

Okay. It is going to be – it's an all-day thing. This isn't like, hey, we're doing this for a few hours. This is like you guys will be at my house at 10 o'clock in the morning, and we will either go out or you will go home at 10 o'clock at night people well if you can do the whole day that's awesome that sounds fun to me i don't know people like don't like that idea no that sounds so like we're spending the whole day outside drinking hi penny hi penny oh boy oh boy she's coming okay. If you could get Penny, don't touch the camera.

That would be fun, though. Also, it gives flexibility for people to, like, kind of stop in if they're, like, busy in the morning or not. Like, if they can just stop in in the morning and not the afternoon. This is scaring the shit out of me. Sorry. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Ooh, girl.

Penny loves here. She really wants to see my mom. She's a cute dog. She's very cute. She's so nice. I remember what I was going to say. Oh, what? I was going to talk about Braxton's, um, when he shotgunned the 30 rack.

Yeah, Ryan texted us after the episode was like bullshit. I was there. I was there too. I was there. Me, Ryan, and Braxton did the Thunder all four days. So whose side are you on? Are you on Ryan's or me and Braxton's? I'm with Braxton, you.

I saw every single one. He actually made it a point. Maybe he did with you too. Yeah. He was like. He fought me. Go say it. Look at this one.

Yes. I think he did that for both of us. And I bet he did that for Ryan. Yeah. He was like. He found me. Go say it. Look at this one. Yes. I think he did that for both of us. And I bet he did that for Ryan, but Ryan says no. Ryan doesn't want to believe it. Ryan, you're a non-believer. Is it because he was like spilling? I think because he spilled it. And to Braxton's point, and we both said like, who is not going to spill some beers?

When you shotgun. Some of the beer. If you shotgun 30 of them. Okay. 30. If you shot, put 30 in, Bryant ended up giving Braxton's like, I bet, I believe you put 30 beers to your mouth,

but you consumed maybe 22 content wise. I was going to say. That might be dramatic. Like eight beers were gone. But if you believe he put 30 beers to his mouth, I would give him maybe two total beers were gone out of that. Yes. And that. Two, maybe three, which by the way. Okay. beers to his mouth right i would give him maybe two total beers were gone out of that yes and that

two maybe three which by the way okay so maybe you don't have the full contents of the 30 if i shotgun 27 beers five years ago in my peak of drinking or now you would have to shovel me off the ground yeah and maybe that's part of ryan's argument If he shotgun 30 beers, he would be black like we have seen him before, but he was actually pretty good that day. He was phenomenal. Remember he had that picture

with his pigtails and his cigar? That was that day. Also, cigar and 30 beers? Yes. Holy shit. I would be a fire hose of vomit. Yeah, and what I would say to Ryan, if you don't believe it because he was just not as drunk as you would expect him to be, is...

You can tell him tonight, probably, after the Brewer game. I'll tell him. I'll let him know. But it was over the course of the entire day. Yeah. Like, that was probably starting... When did we wake up? Seven.

You're supposed to have one drink an hour, according to DARE. Your body processes it. You don't get drunk kind of thing. All right. So let's subtract the seven hours we slept. Okay. We wake up at 7. That's what?

17 hours. Okay. So that's seven of the hours he has to drink two. Most of the time we're having three to six an hour kind of thing at the time. Yeah. If he just did that, he'd probably be more sober than most people over the course of 17 hours. I agree.

But let's be honest. That's a crazy stat to have just with you. You carry it with you in your pocket and you can let anyone know. That has to go on a resume. I don't care what you're applying for. Being way bottom, shotgun to 30 rack. Just let them know. You'll have those employers that are like

that's impressive. The off chance your construction employer is a frat guy, you're definitely getting the job. Those construction guys are drinkers. Oh yeah. Damn Braxton, you are impressive. I'm going bottle again. Okay.

I'm so sore. I'm sore too. It's all that working out. Yeah. We're fit. It's a good problem to have. No, to be honest, it's sore from running, which is embarrassing. I am sore too. It's from running.

I ran today. We were down when I said we were. I had a big run today. Did you really? How far? I can't run. Ask me to run a mile, I would cry. You would ask me a year ago if I was a runner?

I definitely would just... If I asked you now if you're a runner, would you... Well, like, I've been trying to get into it, so I want to run. I don't know. I think it's just good. It is. I have heard it's, like, hard on your knees and hips and all your joints. Yeah, it's really bad.

But I ran around our lake today, which is about four miles. Yeah. Like, I could not have done that a year ago, but I'm just starting to try to do it. I know where you live. I would have made it to the stop sign where you turn into your neighborhood and be like, I'm done. Basketball completely ruined running for me.

We used to have to run time miles every single week. And that's what I think happened with me. Did it just stop? Is it good? Dead? Memory. Full. with me did it just stop is it good dead memory full at least it's just the camera i've been in this one yeah that's just weird but yeah i'm getting real sick the technical difficulties on this show um which this one makes no sense like i was saying if it's a usb it's like a usb but if i delete everything off of it it's clear it's cleared it's empty there is a 120 gigabytes on each of

these these are each 70 hundred dollar sd cards yeah i should be able to record a feature fucking film on this what's the company with these cards? No. Let's contact them. Let's get a refund. So yeah, this is the bonus part of the Ringelberg episode. That's on my voice. It's okay. I'll just close

the video portion off at a good point. And then I'll just leave the audio be the whole thing i mean when people listen to most of it like i said before it's the the audio version in their car so you're gonna get your whole episode in and i got i got plenty already in my head stuff we can clip out good should be good cool and i'll send it to you what time do you have oh let's i should ask what time do you guys need to be at your bar? Our plan is to meet at 6.

And it's 5.15. We're going to Tosa. It's not that far from here. No, it's like 15 minutes. We're in Tosa. I might actually... You want to come? Join you guys for 30 minutes.

Yeah. That would be great. And then I got to handle my business. I just want to know what this is. We'll figure it out. Is this episode ended? Episode ended. So it is now.

What is it? Boom. Go. An extra five minutes on audio. We'll cut this. So what is it? No, I'm not certain. We'll do it off the thing.

But yeah, it's... No, I think if we leave... Yeah. There's no rush. There's zero rush. I know. To get there by six. Oh, what are you saying? What are you saying what are you saying sorry sorry let's do this how about this let's actually close it down i didn't know it was that long let's do let's do our closing thoughts we've been doing closing thoughts at the end of these episodes i want to know what do you want to know i want to know what you think of this. Everything. The set, the show, me, the producer.

What you like, what you dislike, what you think you could have done better. Just actually anything that popped in your head. While you're doing this, what do you think? Well, I really like it. I think, like, I listen to it every week, pretty much. Yeah, you're one of the few. I'm a big fan. I'm trying to think of

constructive criticism that I could give. Memory cards at work? That would be a good start. But this is the first time it happened. I don't know. I think you're just like I know this is what you kind of want to do.

It pretty much shows now and you've done it so many times so you're just like you're good at it i don't know if there's like i don't know i know you don't want to like prepare anything right like you don't want to no i like it off the cuff it's like it should be more prepared when i do with friends because if like let's be honest i really don't want to talk about you guys doing financial stuff for an hour i don't think anyone wants to hear that either right yeah probably pretty boring if you if i had like people that were like chefs and stuff then yeah i prepare like stuff and i said this last episode um that would be cool i can do that for an hour so maybe yeah

when i have my friends like let's play a few games while we do this. Yeah, that would be fun. But I always worry talking about, well, I thought I saw a bird, which was real dumb because we're in the garage. Where, what, god damn, my head goes everywhere. What I would say is, like, I know you don't want to do this either, but, like, segments. So, like, it's a segment. So, it's, like, the's like the same thing every time however like i haven't thought about what like a segment would be but like i mean obviously when braxton and i did uh warheads and riddles or we did the uh the mask off stuff yes the mask off i don't want to copy that though like yeah true as much to think of something new. As much as this is a continuation from Tenning a Lisp,

I would like to make this, this is my thing. That was our thing. Right. Like, the podcast I listen to, well, like, the Barstool guys. I listen to, like, the part of my tape. I also don't want to copy that either, yeah. Yeah, and they have, like, all these segments. And, like, it is kind of fun because, like, you kind of know what's coming. But, like, it's always, like, something different. So they do, like, it is kind of fun because like you kind of know what's coming,

but like it's always like something different. So they do like the Mount Rushmore. So they'll do Mount Rushmore. Yeah. Meaning top four of whatever. And then it'll be anything. So like the guys will go in a circle and they'll all say it'll be like a snake draft and you can pick something.

You know what I mean? So it'll be like Mount Rushmore of like food appetizers at a restaurant. And I'd start with like mozzarella sticks and you'd go like wings. Like it'll be like Mount Rushmore of like food appetizers at a restaurant and I'd start with like mozzarella sticks and you'd go like wings like it's stuff like that but I know you don't want

okay yeah you've listened to every episode or just about yeah yeah who are your top four people you can't say you

that have been on this show top four people between here and I can't say attending a list because it's just been me and Braxton top four people there have been you're gonna hurt i'm gonna hurt a few feelings you're gonna hurt you're four you're 15 you're gonna hurt 11 people's feelings yeah you're gonna hurt 10

people's feelings yeah no offense to the other people but there's definitely a group of probably like six people that i'm gonna be choosing from and I think they would expect me to choose them so there's maybe like what and so there's probably if I have to pick for you it's a quick six nope I are you asking for six cuz you think your brothers at five and six no no um are you saying like what episodes I like most yeah who do you. Who do you think were the four best guests on this show? I did think Jax was good. Okay. And Braxton's is good, too.

Oh, man. And now I'm down to two more. Do you want to... Here, I'll give you... I think I can kind of... So, here, I'll give you the list of people. Oh, I'll say Heilman because I really love that episode Okay

You don't know Toth But the first episode was four different people So they could count as one But then there's Toth, Heilman, Chad Fry Jake Gane, Goyette, Marco Piper Piper that's right And then Kuz was on here

John was on here Fowzer Kuz Gessner Braxton Cody's was funny Because of her tattoo Oh yeah

That was crazy I wanna Wait I wanna see her tattoo Oh her tattoo Yeah I'll show it to you I haven't seen like a picture You gotta post it on the

I know I have to post it Well I need to get one Where it's Her leg isn't hairy. I don't think she wants me to post a hairy leg picture. It's not that hairy. No, but like... That's funny because I think on your...

Cody said it. There's no cameras, yeah. She got that. She legit had... And I've said it every time. That is the Instagram handle. That is not the name of the show. Cody said that.

She sent it to a friend. And the first response, he responded like, oh, you need to, like, shave your legs or your legs are hairy. That's kind of funny. Okay, so who are you for? We have Jack. Jack's was good. Braxton. You guys are just good.

We're good, yeah. All I said is Braxton makes me giggle. He is one of the very, and nothing against anyone else, but one of the very few people that genuinely just makes me laugh for being him. It's just a, yeah. I mean, he's always been that way. He's just a funny guy, and that's why I wanted him to come. But I'm trying to think, like, who's that I really like?

So you have two of your friends already. Jack Braxton. Heilman was my favorite. I like that one. I like that one. I love that one. You like a lot. Yeah, you really like the story from Heilman. Yes.

I've told you that before. I have his on video that I could release. It just looks like dog shit. So was it Cody? What am I going to say here? I think I liked Gaines a lot. And Gaines. Gaines was in his basement, yeah.

Yes, I loved that one. Gaines was good. Gaines was really good. I enjoyed Gaines a lot. I will put him at... Gaines is always good. He's in the top four. Yeah.

Well, I mean, Gaines is basically a part of every episode, and he's not here. We talk about how terrible his drinking nights are. Yeah, I know. He's in nashville right now for his sister's 21st birthday right now specifically jason aldean concert with brian okay at least that's like well is that better or i but no i think brian brian like is so they are involved in what he's doing now that he's a lot better with that stuff. Yes. And I've never seen him too bad.

I miss Brian. Yeah. I miss you. But we all miss you, buddy. But Gane. Restrictions are off in Nashville. Gane and Megan, they're posting all their, like, end with this. That's cool.

She's 21st. Yeah, it was a great surprise from their family. Megan, I hope you enjoy this. If you listen to this to the end, happy birthday. Um, happy birthday, Megan.

But they're in Nashville and I was seeing like their snap stories back and forth. And I saw Jake posted one of Megan and it was like gain and gain next to each other. I look at both and Megan's with Jake and then Jake has one of Megan. And I just, I saw the face on Megan. She was so happy.

Yeah. And she looked like she had so much fun. I bet she did. Which, then I'd think, fuck, okay, gain. If I ever look like that and having that much fun, gain is always gone. In Nashville too. Gone. I have a fun answer.

Andy's in Nashville. No matter where I am. But if I look like that Gain is you And I'm with Gain Gain's usually gone At Nashville At his little sister's

21st birthday It was like an impulse I just Replied to his story I go Fucking behave And he goes Always do

I go You're gonna die You're gonna die He texted me Today saying He's like My first time at Tootsie's wasn't so good. Second time was when I dumped the beer on my head. Third time was yesterday, and I actually finally noticed that there was a rooftop bar outside on the third floor.

He said, third time is the charm. And that made me laugh because we were all there when he dumped the beer on his head, and I know he was. Yeah, and then he came back to the Airbnb, and i bitched him out because he was like going into the what that's that's alarming yeah he finally remembers it yeah if you but then go somewhere three times and just don't notice a huge geographical part of a building. I'm like, oh, this is here? I mean, like me going inside, I'm like, oh, you have bathrooms? I've been here a hundred times.

Are you kidding me? Right. Whatever. All right. We're ending this. Can I ask you, or can I not ask you? This is just a question. My top four?

Yeah. Can I do that for you? No, you can't. I figured I can't. That'd be pretty tough for you. Absolutely not. I love them all. All right. At the cheers i i have so i love them all thank you i love them all i love them all but i will admit there have been you you have a top one i don't

have a top four i have a bottom three that I've had too. And they're not bad. It's just I felt like I had to pull teeth and drag people here to do it. That sucks. But it is. It is what it is. Yeah. All right, man.