Fat Chance Podcast - Fake News Ep.157

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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And we are back Hi, welcome to fat chance podcast Just you think we're starting with that crossing state lines just being multi cultural state lines Yeah, I Don't think I ever want to do a proper intro to the show I think I just want to always start talking or I want the intro to always be talking about

I'll never do an intro to the show I used to do I used to do a joke every every one of my podcasts do a joke I had one joke that I would write and it was like the worst joke I could think of that that week It was or that day. I would be like it was it was rough Yeah, that's I It was rough. Yeah, that's, I don't write like that. So it'd be like, oh, here's my one joke and we're four minutes in.

Okay, no, you can't do that. No, it was always like, hi, welcome to Judd and Earbuds. And then I would say the joke. And then I would introduce the guests. I'd make sure that I'd get it out right away. So people have to listen to it? Oh yeah, they would turn it off, right. And so I just want them to turn it off right away. You know have to listen to it? Oh yeah, they would turn it off right, so I just want them to turn it off right away.

That's really what I got. Yeah, I don't even want them to know who the guest is. Yeah, oh this sucks. I do remember. We need to. No, go ahead. No, do your thing, do your thing. No, no, go ahead, we need to what?

No, I was gonna say we need to find a way to get guests in here again. Yeah, do your thing. No, no, go ahead. We need to what? No, I was gonna say, we need to find a way to get guests in here again. Yeah, we can definitely do that. We just need to find people with cameras and microphones. Like, hey, do you have all the equipment? Yeah. We need you to have. I mean, that's not that.

So you could be a proper guest? Yeah, it's not that hard to find, I think. Probably. You know? Who knows? I mean, have you been doing any comedy out in Denver? Yep I've done plenty. I've doing about three a week now I'm taking the same approach as I did in Wisconsin Mondays for filming I can just concentrate on this Relax afterwards, so I need to go rush to a mic after this.

And who knows, that could change. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then if I have plans Friday, whatever. Or I'll go do a mic Friday if I'm really feeling it. And until I get into the scene and doing the shows again that's just gonna be the routine but have been doing comedy here has been going decently well just got to get through that barrier of no one knows my name so I get bumped every goddamn time I get do it you're getting bumped a lot they, the first time I got bumped, I've been bumped twice and then I realized a lot, and it's by no one's fault, by any means, I'm not mad at anyone, but they put

the list out at like seven and show starts at roughly seven30. And I'm like, all right. I got there at 6 55. Didn't see a list. Went to get a drink at seven o'clock. Didn't see a list. I was like, all right, the guy's late. Went to the bathroom, came back. Boom.

I'm 27th. I was like, holy shit. And then I'm or 22nd. I'm like, okay. I'm like, I'm here. I'm just, I'm going to eat it. And then all of a sudden I'm like, we're not even going in order.

Oh. And it's just one of those where like guy 36 went like third. Oh. Like all right, so we're just picking and choosing and so eventually the guy came to me and goes, what's your name again? I was like, oh fuck me.

So hopefully the more I go, they're like all right, and I'm doing, I've been doing pretty well, so I'm like, oh fuck me. So hopefully the more I go they're like, alright, and I'm doing, I've been doing pretty well, so I'm like, okay, let's- How is the, the feel of the comedy though? Is it up to the par where that you would say better or worse than Milwaukee? Is it, um, Is it It's different oh what it is I might be biased But I think and here's okay. I'm biased, but I'm also not in the scene yet I haven't seen the people who are doing shows consistently and stuff like that I

Don't really know my way around yet So just based off of sheer knowledge of the Milwaukee scene. I think Milwaukee's a little bit more talented That's I mean terms of in term in terms of the open mic scene now from what I see there might be a greater divide in the Denver one where you're either open miking or you're doing shows consistently. But I did, I've put some connections together now of open mic comics who also work at like the underground or working at ComedyWorks and stuff like that. And I'm like, all right, you know who to get in front of. Yeah. It's a game and I just got to make sure my sets are still going well. If I'm performing to six people or 60. Yeah. They're having,

they have good turn. They have better turnouts to Mike's. I'll tell you that. That's good. I mean, but also it's like once you start doing shows, then you'll see the people that also start doing shows and then, and see the people that also start doing shows. And then it's different. Because granted, as much as I say, go do your open mics, get ready, and prepare for what you're doing, but also you need shows. The shows are way different.

You take it more serious. You have different jokes. These are what you've been practicing for. Now you're actually going to put it to use. Yeah, like these are what you've been practicing for and I are actually gonna put it to put it to use Yeah, like I said, I'm I'm realistically I'm two weeks into doing open mics here. So I've there's only one mic I've done twice. Otherwise, there's actually it there's more mics here than there is Milwaukee, which is really nice So I am I'm trying it's funny putting like the comparisons together like I thought I met the you version The Denver version of you at some point

But in reality, I think he's a mixture of you and AJ. I met Mark Vegas of Denver short Mexican ex-military And then like some mics have some similar atmospheres. I did one at RISE comedy here and it seems to be like an improv theater kind of thing. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah it's different, different demographic I'll tell you that. Way different. Do you feel like your jokes correlate or are you going to have to start blending it more towards the Denver audience? A little bit of both.

I think a lot of it has hit pretty well and then some of it depends. I mean it's every audience. It depends. I mean I've had one day where one I was like wow this did as I expected and then I did the same one at that rise comedy place granted. It was to four comics. I went 92nd But it like fell just well short yeah, there's a good. Oh there there's a guy on Don't tell recently that he's from Portland, but he moved to Chicago and he's but he did comedy in Portland everything that moved to move to Chicago and

I was like oh, do you want me to tell do you want me to say you're from Portland? He goes no They're gonna already think of me different as soon as I get on stage than if you just say I'm a comedian. And he's very funny. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's totally. He wore a car heart. And if you didn't know he was from Portland,

you looked Midwestern. So yeah, he didn't want to give that's a that's a good Good point and it's smart. Don't don't pigeonhole yourself right away. Yeah, it'll be interesting though. I'm excited to try and crack the How do I put it like I Don't even know they just crack a very stereotypical Denver audience versus you just have a good crowd when you have a good crowd you have a good crowd so yeah you'll get I mean obviously you've done comedy long enough

that you're gonna start to you know it how the game works a little bit that it you know just takes a little bit I'll tell you I do think my stage presence is much better than a lot of the people doing the open mics here. Which is funny because you can see a new I mean it's almost fresh now that you see all these people go up and you're like oh I used to be like that I used to yeah. Yeah it's a It feels good though knowing no one knows any of your stuff Yeah, it's nice. Oh for sure. It's really refreshing. It's really refreshing because everything feels more honest doing it Yeah, it's almost like it brings a little bit more of a joy to your set. Oh, it's great. I'm so happy like alright You guys haven't heard shit. I'm like I've done

so and I I'm like, all right, you guys haven't heard shit yet. I'm like, I've done so and I've done like Not the same set but I've done a mixture of three sets over the past two weeks And it's I'm like I've barely dipped into What I what I have which is great Yeah, I mean that's like what going on the road is like it's like oh I can I don't have to use this joke because The audience hasn't heard this before man. That's wild So it's fun. Yeah, it's like, oh, I can, I don't have to use this joke because the audience hasn't heard this before, man, it's wild. So. It's fun.

Yeah, it's good stuff. For today's game though. Can I take a guess? Ooh, sure, if you wanna give a guess. It has to do with presidents. No, it doesn't, but that'll, that'll work. Damn it, it's president's day, I thought. It is president's day.

That's definitely where you're gonna go. But it's not coming out on president's day, and I don't know if but well, I just saw a Don't know the reason we're playing this game. So I saw a crazy Florida man headline Okay, so I'm bringing I think we might have played it before but I'm bringing back Florida man, is it real or is it fake I before but I'm bringing back Florida man is it real or is it fake? I like it. And you're I'm gonna give you a headline and you have to tell me if the real headline or if the fake headline and they're all Florida man or Florida woman

headlines. Okay we're gonna do this again but because we're in two different states we're doing Wisconsin versus Denver headlines who's got the best one. Okay we can do that maybe next week we'll bring that up. Okay, okay, so Hit me there's 16 of them the first one is Florida man arrested after driving car into ocean saying not my fault the truck doesn't surf oh Yeah, that's a Florida man for sure is that real or fake. I think that's real that is a hundred percent correct That's a real headline. Yeah here. Let me get you a pencil Not my fault told the cup not my fault the car doesn't car doesn't surf

But it is your fault you drove it into the ocean Like he like he assumed he assumed they were mad. What is it? Look at this. Oh my god. That is huge. That is one of the things that went from the Super Bowl. Oh that's fun.

So I fill that with why. I do want to go back. I like how that man assumed they were upset that the car Didn't float rather than that the car is just in the ocean That's the problem. Like hey, man. We don't care that it's in here We're just mad it didn't float. Yeah Next one Florida man tries to rob bank with live alligator Okay No, I think he robs a I've seen this robs a

Like a fast-food place like throws an alligator through the window. So I I think there's some truth to this but I I Don't I'm not buying this one. That is correct. That is a fake headline. Real headline is someone did actually try and rob a fast food place by throwing an alligator through the drive-through window. But also then you lost your alligator. You know? That's like throwing the gun through the thing.

Then they have an alligator. We're arguing that we think they have common sense. So then they're loaded with the alligator. They can throw it back. You got a problem here. Alligators come straight at you. Yeah, also, it's definitely not a big alligator. And do you know how easy it would be, like, OK,

to recognize man has alligator maybe closed window Move you're fine like that's it's such a minor and slow weapon That I can't imagine it it worked very well at all Yeah, I just I mean that's how chubs lost his hand so who knows Here's another one. Florida man impersonates security to get in a Taylor Swift concert. No Florida man's not going to a Taylor Swift concert. Oh that is your first wrong one. That is a real headline. Really? A man actually impersonates security. The way as much as the prices of those tickets. I think yeah, probably I Think the new like insane

Ticket price is Morgan Wallen. I saw he just announced a tour and people like dude you better be given out Like free meet-and-greets and if date with you for the price. We're doing this shit. It's insane like it my guess is it's Probably if you want two tickets, gonna cost you minimum grand. They're doing these big tours like Beyonce's going on tour, I assume that's gonna be a huge one too. Like I couldn't imagine how much some of these people are getting. And think about it, like as many people they can fit in there, just times it by that. Insane how much money they're getting. Oh, it's disgusting. Plus whatever a meet and greet is,

plus whatever endorsement deals for in there. I mean they're making stupid amounts of money. And I think Taylor Swift set like a president where like she did her heiress tour. She's like, I'm doing everything. So now you're gonna see artists doing like, oh my greatest hits tour. And it's like, god damn it.

Just give us like a normal concert. Go back to like sixty like a hundred bucks should be the max to see some of these people okay you're you got forty thousand people in this arena do you really need to charge a grand the summer fuzz lineup just came out which is always actually looks pretty damn good one of the best ones. I've seen in yeah, yeah Down goes the camera Yeah, I don't see you yet while you're doing that I'm playing with my the coolest toy I got oh

my Christmas present No, I Rachel got me the laser tag do you know how fun this is listen I Can't hear it do you hear that oh you didn't hear that yeah, I got good headphones. They could hear it, but it Oh, you didn't hear that? Yeah, I got good headphones. They could hear it, but it And you shoot the other gun. I got two of them and so we play laser tag in this condo You just I can switch from semi-auto to fully auto It's amazing my buddy Connor came over after the bars on Saturday And we were literally running around this condo shooting each other with laser tech

So we're gonna get a few more and just kind of yeah I can't wait for your 12th birthday party. It's gonna be I know so never nerf wars grown up No, no, I don't think oh my god. That was our thing that an airsoft We just go into someone's basement. Everyone got their nerf guns and it's like all right you get three lives and we basically just played war in the basement yeah I don't think broke surprisingly little stuff like we barely broke it and no one shot each other in the eye I mean I'm sure someone got shot in the eye but it's a nerf bullet yeah well airsoft that would be bad right well we were more goggles for airsoft and we did that outside. We weren't doing that inside got

We'd paintball we would paintball Yeah, we weren't a paintball. I went paintballing once first time got shot in between the glasses and my hat right in the forehead I was like this shit. Yeah, I got shot in the balls last time we did it for Buddy's bachelor party and first round I got shot in the balls last time. We did it for Buddy's bachelor party, and first round, I got shot in the balls. I was like, that's... Yeah, then you're timid the whole time. That sucks.

Yeah, then I just stood in the back, I'm like, just please don't get it in the balls again. Hit me with another Florida man. Florida man spends four hours eating junk food inside of a Walgreens after it closed Yeah, I agree that could be any homeless man. That's true. Yeah All right Florida man fights off intruder with bag of frozen waffles calls themselves the Eggo warrior No because it's Florida those waffles ain't frozen.

That is true. That's smart logic, that they wouldn't be frozen. Yeah. It's true? Are these all gonna be true? No, that was a fake one, that was a fake. Oh, so I got it right, sweet. So far?

I'm doing good, I only got one wrong. So far you've only one wrong, and the two you got, the two that were fake fake you both got right All right. Yeah, here's another one Florida man drunkenly calls 9-1-1 to report himself missing Yes That is incorrect. That is a fake really. Yes Well, you know that's happened before someone's drunk. Okay, man, I can't find me Where am I yeah

That is that'd be a great way like if you are drunk and lost to just report like hey, I'm missing Can you please track my phone and let me know where I am? Well, I mean, that's the old Tommy John again bit which I'm gonna butcher but he basically had a his sister went missing and So they reported they reported her missing but apparently she just left to go home with some guy from the bar and didn't tell anybody and Then they found that he's went to the bar and they're like, yeah She went home with this guy and they went to his house So I like 4 a.m. In the morning they banged on the guest house and like hey she in here and goes yeah And they just grab her sister and leaves and they're like, Hey, is she in here? And he goes, yeah. And then it's grabbing her sister and leaves.

And he goes, that is so funny because that guy took a girl home, thought he's doing the best and then all of a sudden the police show up and just like, is she here? Yeah. And just takes her away. So if a girl ever like stays too long, just reporter missing. Just be like, Jesus. Yeah. I think it's very funny. Just reporter missing just be like Jesus Yeah, I think it's very funny does the good Tommy John again bit

Nice way to get her out reporter missing this report. Yeah, that could backfire big time on you Yeah, but just imagine someone who's been like waking up the police are thoroughly the person you took home Yeah, get her out here That's very funny. Your parents are worried sick. I was, I was one time at my buddy's place when, uh, his sister got arrested. That was pretty much the closest I've gotten to something like that. I remember I was, we had a sleep,

we had a sleep over in the basement and she vandalized and stole from, I don't know, Claire's or something. And yeah, she was trying to be a rebel and then police came in and just took her away. Just did a scared straight program. Yeah, it was kinda like that. It was real, it kinda looked like it was also set up

from our parents to be like, oh, this is what you get if you steal earrings. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get arrested in, well, no, I have, my buddy got arrested in front of me. I didn't really get to see it, but nothing fun. All right, another Florida woman stormed the Capitol in a a scuba mask says she was just looking for a bathroom

Yes, that is true. Yes Was it issue was she fully dressed or was she in like scuba gear it's just says scuba mask so First I like to imagine she was actually like, where was she scuba diving near the capital? Like, are you imagining her in flippers and everything? Yeah, I am. Absolutely. And be like, I just need to pee.

My favorite thing is you have to fly to the capital. You don't just, that's not a drive. You probably have to fly all the way there. So you have to bring all your scuba gear and all that. Yeah, that's just, like that was their uniform. I liked it. All right, next one. Florida man drives lawnmower to court

after license suspended. Yes. That is a fake one. That is incorrect. Really? That is a fake one, yeah. I feel like I've seen that article somewhere. Maybe it was one of those onion articles.

Yeah. Well, I mean, that one kind of stems from the guy who, when he got his license suspended, and then was in his car when they were, because they do it, it was during COVID and they did it through, so he's in his car. Yeah. Doing the, getting the court hearing,

they're like, sir, are you in your car right now? Oh, I've seen this, he's like, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. All right, next one. Florida man takes on bizarre challenge I mean, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Alright, next one. Florida man takes on bizarre challenge by eating raw chicken every day. I'm gonna say no. But it's gonna be true, isn't it?

That is a real one. That is a real one. What was the challenge, just to eat raw chicken every day what was their goal how quick I want to prove you can get you know so yeah yeah how you probably get E. coli from it too yeah it's just gross I have been seeing actually a lot of cooking videos where chefs are like stop worrying so much about the chicken like they're like mix it up and then they'll lick their fingers with like the raw juices and the seasoning and I'm like it's just one of those things all right I

think raw chicken in its raw form is the most disgusting looking meat do you wash your chicken no I've seen people on like those videos wash their chicken Yeah, I don't I don't like that I Yeah, I don't know I think it depends on maybe where you're getting it from But I do not wash my chicken. No. Yeah I don't Yeah, I don't know I don't... Yeah, I don't know, I don't wash my chicken. So next one is,

Florida man saves neighbor from 11 foot gator by hitting it with his car. Yes, I think that's real. That is a real one, yes. Yeah, it's a lot of alligator stuff in Florida. So much, so much. Next one, Florida man arrested after live streaming climbing a cell tower.

No, they don't have phones. That's not real. Do you think they know how to live stream? That is a real thing. Oh my God. And they said the reason he got caught is because he live-streamed it like they were they didn't know she thought someone do so he was yeah he's the reason I caught is I told

everyone that I was doing it in the police report they said that they kind of waited until he got to the top just to see if he'd make it yeah but also then he'll come back down otherwise you yell at me probably wouldn't you know? You prize you might wait. I like that. I like that they're a little reverse psychology You might look like someone's gonna jump you just go just do it dude. You're like well now. I don't want to Florida man declares himself mayor of Walmart parking lot Florida man declares himself mayor of Walmart parking lot No Not buying that one. That is correct as a fake. It's a fake one. No one wants to be mayor

or be a Walmart parking line I Asked Diego this but like and I want to know what you think What's the highest level of political office you think you could achieve if you devoted your life to it right now? But devoted my life to it means that the read books I wouldn't want to be any of it I think it doesn't matter but like if you really I don't care if you want to be it or not what's the highest level of political office you think you could achieve? Right now. If you wanted to be mayor of your hometown I think you could achieve that? Oh yeah. Yeah I feel like I could do. I could do that

I could probably run for office in like be like a Like a local politician for sure from my hometown Yeah, I'm not doing anything Nationally not doing Senate the house no way well, maybe but Who knows with not doing Senate, the House, no way. Well, maybe, but who knows? With politics now, any you could do anything. But I think I could definitely be hometown mayor. Yeah, hometown mayor would be a good Hallmark movie for you.

That'd be so fun. Yeah, and then Rachel. What do mayors do? No one knows, no then Rachel hometown. What what do mayors do? No one knows no one quite knows I Mean they they like dogs as mayor's all the time. So I mean, yeah there I do know there's someone there What town is that? It's in Iowa. I thought or something like that Okay. Yeah, that's it Yeah, but anyways next one Florida woman leads deputies on chased and stolen ambulance

Yeah, I'm gonna buy this one that is correct that is a real headline. Yeah, there's a real headline Is there any more details on that one? How she got the ambulance not not anymore on that one? I could have clicked on it, but I Not anymore on that one. I could have clicked on it, but I didn't. You just needed the headline, yeah. I like to imagine she was fresh out of the hospital. I was like, you know what? You brought me here.

I at least can take it back. And they didn't like that. Or kind of like how after you get out of the hospital, or in Grand Theft Auto, you just arrive at the hospital after you're dead. the ambulance is right there It's the first thing you can steal Exactly, I like it Florida man sues a food chain for not serving breakfast at 4 p.m.. Citing personal beliefs

I'm gonna say no on this one. I don't think a Florida man knows how to sue or take legal action on anyone. That is a fake headline. That is correct. Yeah. Yeah. The idea of legal action, legal action in Florida is throwing alligators at people. That would be... I also love, I mean that's a smart thing,

anytime you get in trouble just be like personal beliefs. Next one is Florida man arrested after making bomb threat against himself. Yeah I'm buying that one. That is correct, that is a real headline. Any more details on this one? I would, this is. No I kind of looked at it a little bit.

How do you get caught? And it was, apparently he was trying to set up someone else. Like make it look like someone else was trying to get after it. Made the bomb threat on him, but he was like, hey. Yeah. He just worded it wrong? Well, they just traced the call.

Oh my god. OK. That makes more sense. I was going to say, if he called it on himself, like, hey, I'm going to blow myself up. That's not as funny a headline. That's just more sad. Yeah.

That's really sad. Yeah. Yeah, that's really sad. Yeah It's almost like the funny thing is where the That guy who was in the airport who said I'm about to blow up this bathroom when he's talking about taking a number two Rusted him and took him out and he goes yeah, it was a poor choice of words very poor choice of words absolutely, but also like You could tell with the sense of urge if someone's like I'm gonna blow this bathroom up about to blow it up I'm about to blow it up, and I'm gonna blow this up are two very different sentences I think he ordered everybody I'm about to blow this up. I think he ordered everybody out. I think that's what it was. Oh

That's on him then. No. Yeah, I don't feel bad. We're like hey everybody out. I'm about to blow this up. That's Dude, just go. You're being dramatic. All right here we go last one Florida Florida man buys mask at gas station to burglarize gas station across the street Yes, 100% That is correct. That is true And I bet it's the employee of the gas station across the street Went to the other gas station to rob the old place. He worked at because he doesn't like how much he was getting paid. Yeah

Well, you did pretty good you only got three wrong. No four. I got four wrong okay. To ball vote of 16 that's not bad 75% C's get degrees baby. I don't know if that's right math but yeah that sounds about correct. I can tell you I can tell you for sure it's the true statement. I can tell you where that degree is. Yeah, who holds degrees yet? I don't think I have mine. Do you think... This is a dumb thought. If I gave you one of these guns and you held it up and I shot my phone... Yeah. You think it would work?

Yeah. How? I don't know. This sees the other device. Yeah, but it also... Would that work? It goes through a little camera. And it goes through a good...

little backing. It's just here. And it goes through a good little backing. Are we? It's just here. Boom. And like it registered that I hit that gun cause it's still the gun there, right? I mean, it's still a light I guess, but I wouldn't register.

I'm gonna ship you this gun just to try it. Cause I know it's not gonna work, but I really want to try it. And then I have to ship it back If it yeah, exactly The dumbest thing you get in the mail Yeah, that would be That would be one of the biggest waste of money. I think I've ever spent I'm sure there's some way to register it You know, who's that guy like like, take that, Hank Green,

who does a lot of the, hey, how does this work? And he goes, well, let me explain. That would be nice to know. Yeah, I always like, I always- I can almost guarantee you, like, it's probably so dumb that it wouldn't work, but what if it did? I'm big on that guy who does unfun facts and tells you how like, actual things are.

I forget what his name is But he's a fun fun facts. Give me an unfun fact that he's given you Oh unfun fact like There's like frogs that can be frozen and not die frozen and not die. Oh. That went not where I thought it was going. It's unfun, but it's a technically good fact. He does a bunch of those, but there's, yeah.

So really, it's just random facts. No, they're all facts that aren't great. There's a certain amount of Cocaine and baby oil on every hundred dollar bill that you know if you scrape them off You can technically get high and stuff. It's Really on every hundred dollar bill. Yeah, it was like yeah, it's crazy, but just just like weird stuff. I Like that there's a guy that does a I like that there's a guy that does like 60 seconds of news that like you probably haven't heard and it's about like just really really weird stuff like aliens or the government's doing this and stuff like that.

Yeah I think I've seen that guy. It's like conspiracy news. Yeah. What's going on in the world right now? Yeah. Yeah. I'm also on the same the guy who does the unfunded one does, is this a scam?

Yep. My new thing is this. And he goes through what I call these things are scams. I feel like most things are scams. Yeah, but most things that we use are scams. Like what? The app, do you, when you're online, you have this thing called Honey.

It's like it looked for all the all the discount codes all the discounts yeah yeah in a new lawsuit they're getting sued now because what they would do is they would hide certain discount codes from consumers you know if the company would pay them. So it would have discount codes and almost like bully them and be like, hey, we have discounts codes, but if you pay us, we won't show them to anybody. You know?

Oh, so they do, oh, interesting. Yeah, so then it was a scam. And then to the point where they would almost be kind of how the mob did, and be like, oh, you've got a quite a good hot dog stand here. Hate to see something happen to it. It was basically like a shakedown. Listen, we found a way to get your stuff cheaper.

If you pay us, we won't tell the masses. Yeah. And if you don't, then we give away stuff. And then they would also do. It's a great business model. I like that. Be a mobster. And then basically, they would have people come in

from influencers or anything like that that would come shopping with their link, but as soon as it would get to the site, since the Honey is already running the code, it would switch the link so the influencers wouldn't get the 50%, but the Honey code would. So it would go to Honey. Oh, like the affiliate program, yeah, basically steal their affiliate money.

Yeah, because it goes in. That's shady, don't like that. Well go into the coke cuz it goes in the promo coke which Takes me my next thing. I did buy some comfort sweatpants Did you yeah, they're so nice. Well, they're gonna be let me know They're gonna be yeah, they're coming their bag here. Everything's a little weighted It's supposed to be like for your anxiety and whatnot. I've worn that gray sweatsuit, that's what I wear every night to just relax. And it is the best.

What color did you get? I got dark gray sweatpants because I don't really have that color. Cool, so the sweatpants you were making fun of me for wearing, you just bought. Yeah, but I didn't get the sweatsuit. I just got the pants. You should have, you should have. I'll see, wearing? Yeah, but I didn't get the sweatsuit. I just got the pants. You should have.

You should have. I'll see. I'll see. But yeah, so. They're great. I love them. Going to your discount thing. I did.

Isn't it true that Amazon, oh, did you use our code? I used the code. Oh, sweet. Cool. So you have 15% off. That was nice. I did. I have 15% off. And they nice. I did, I got 15% off.

And they were running a promotion at the time, so it was like super cheap. Yeah, they do a lot of promotions, which is really nice. But isn't it true that like Amazon Prime Day is kind of scammy, where they're like, oh, it's huge deals, but in reality, they're like, all right, it's actually 40%,

it's 40% off today. But if you look at the price Tuesday compared to Wednesday the retail price went up. Yeah. So the 40% off just kind of brings it back down to what you would have paid anyways. Of course. I mean that's how Black Friday works. They like have the price go up so much right before they take it off, you know,

so that it looks like a bigger saving than it does. But there's a website you can actually put in the Amazon URL link to whatever it is and it will tell you the last year of prices of it. And actually, yeah. And also you can, I mean, you can track the the revenue of an Amazon product of how many people buy it And things like that even because they have that type of distributing

Process you can put on the website and stuff so Yeah, it's wild like that Some transparency would be nice How long we've been going How long we've been going I'll take a look Cuz I don't know my camera shut off We're at 45 minutes. Oh hell. Yeah, we're at 45 minutes, but in reality. We're actually at like minutes but in reality we're actually at like 38. Oh. Because I was doing this for about seven minutes before you were getting set up because you can't do anything on time.

Whoa whoa I had worked. Just kidding. Yeah. Let me see my dual. I look like a child right now. You look like a child before you grab those, just the way you're sitting. I don't know. I was getting uncomfortable. I don't even know if I can sit like that. Well you have a rotating chair. I can sit like this for a while too. I don't think I'm flexible enough in my hips. Too old.

Just stretch. I'm too old for that. Dude, I am so ready for golf. I'm so ready for golf season. I am too. Should we just announce that we're gonna do the golf outing again? I mean we are. I think we always announce it. I know. We're always announcing doing the golf outing, but no one makes it this far. We just, I think, I need to tell Deer Trek. We'll be back this

Dear track Sign up at the link below In like four weeks when I make it every carts really have a brandy old-fashioned God damn it. I would be we're 40 minutes in without an edit and You know, what's crazy is when I left Jax, when I picked up all this stuff from Jax before I moved down here, he goes, hey man, do you want this? And it was two bottles of booze from a brand

I'm not really fond of. And I was like, screw it. It's just less I gotta take. And now if we open it, I have just less I gotta take and now if we open it I have to flip it off before we use it. It feels right. Yeah, it's something that's gonna be memorable. I have yet to walk back in that place since we've left.

I don't think I ever will go back. Yeah, probably right. I have't think I ever will go back. Yeah, probably right. I have no desire to. That's fair. But we'll find someone else, we have plenty of time, who will give us and keep the donation.

You know, in the right hands. They won't rescind it. But... Yeah, I think You know in the right hands. They don't they won't rescind it, but Yeah, I think I think I have a good connection with a few a few breweries around here as well because I Was in a golf voting after our golf hunting this prior to Yeah with one of the breweries so Good, and you know I have an idea for this year so and, and I think we should do the Back Nine Brewery Tour this year.

That'd be fun. That'd be cool. Yeah. And actually, now that we have the idea, not a month in advance or not a month prior, probably easier to sell people. But no, I think we can end it on this, but we are gonna do,

I'm gonna do an early registration and a late registration just to get it going right away, but early registration with this year Will not include inflation for prices because at FedChance we Think your money is valuable. So it'll be five hundred dollars For the first couple of months for sign up and then after after that, it goes up to $2,000. So sign up quickly. It will go up. It will go up for sure. Because we have to pay for eggs. Oh my god, eggs are so.

How much are eggs by you right now? I don't know. Do you think I'm buying eggs? We're making separate trips to different grocery stores just for eggs because financially, I don't think we Do you think I'm buying eggs? We're making separate trips to different grocery stores just for eggs because financially, I don't think we can take the hit here. You guys eat too many eggs. Yeah, we have about five eggs a day in this household.

I will go to a grocery store. Next time I'm at a grocery store, I'll check the price. I think it was $8.99 last time. For a dozen? Yeah. Yeah, it's insane. It's so much money here. Go to Costco, you can get two dozen for $8.

That's a good price. But who was it? Maybe Rach told me this or someone. Or was it you? Or was it like, back in my day, eggs and toilet paper were so cheap, we used is like back in my day eggs and toilet paper were so cheap We used to throw it in my houses Well the death and yeah, that's a true thing

Can you imagine a kid now? Throw getting caught throwing eggs at a house the parents would whoop them Be like hey, we're taking this out of your college tuition fund we yeah, yeah, I mean, we can talk about it next time, but like, I, my whole toilet paper and houses in high school was epic. Like we had these crazy like excursions of just toilet paper in people's houses. But.

We'll save it for next week because your camera's about to go down. Yeah, we'll save it next week. But cameras about to go down yeah we'll save it next week but alright bye bye bye and oh yeah clap one you