Fat Chance Podcast - Falling for a Pyramid Scheme Ep.120

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Michael joins a pyramid scheme. Jack has never been more upset at one of Judd's Games. Judd once again thinks the boys are absolute morons. Check out the Boys at the Comedy Cabin May 31st! Cabinlaughs.com (Fat Chance Podcast Live) SPONSORED BY: @DrinkWisconsinbly & Drink Wisconsinbly Beverage Co. DW produces high-quality beverages at an approachable price, perfect for toasting all the people, places, and things that make our home state unlike any other place in the world. Find them near you https://www.wisconsibly.com/beverages/ Booze Better Supplements: Use the link below to start drinking better and recovering faster! https://www.supplementsolutions.us/?ref=67FwapSjNHdTKo PATREON!!!! patreon.com/fatchancestudios CHECK OUT THE NEW FAT CHANCE SHORTS CHANNEL!!! @FatChanceShorts https://youtube.com/@FatChanceShorts?si=wCjiBc0ddHEYk_bs Get your Chewzie TODAY! @TheChewzie https://www.thechewzie.com Check Out The Crew: Michael Cuske - @michaelcuske on everything Judd Reminger - @juddremingerscomedy7298 @juddreminger on all other socials Jack Cerasoli - @jackthedragon1 or @jack_c_comedy Diego Avila - @trashpimp (photography)

all right could be handheld could be yelling loudly this is fucking idiot you hit himself it hurts you so i've produced don't tell comedy in milwaukee and good cold open when when they when they have uh these have a banner that would say don't tell comedy it was a woman in black and white shushing it's just it's just a banner in the back and we no longer can have that banner because the company, Ashley Madison,

sent us a cease and desist order that we could not use their logo anymore because if you go to Ashley Madison, which is a website to cheat on your spouse with, their logo is a woman in black and white shushing. They got mad at you.

Yeah, they're pretty married to that logo. All sites that probably don't want publicity, don't you think that's the one they'd want to be kind of secretive? Yeah, that's why they send a cease and desist. Yeah, they're like, we probably can't. But I don't think that's really going to bring more people to the... More people together? Yeah.

Or apart at the same time speaking of dude the the tom bray rose is so funny they just basically talk about how he got divorced like the whole time did you watch it well first of all tom bray yeah i watched it and then i got like bored with it yeah it's like yeah i heard that joke fucking five thousand years already um my favorite are the people that are like oh my god, Julian Edelman's so funny. And I'm like, oh, you mean the writers that wrote him and him reading off a teleprompter? Yeah, he's so funny.

He's really funny. I've only seen clips of it, and everyone gave Nikki Clay her flowers, and she killed it. She was really good, but Jeff Ross killed it. Jeff Ross, I didn't see his. I thought Hinchcliffe did pretty well Ross they don't want to show him as much because of the stuff that came up with him what about Jeff Ross he used to

date a girl and she was like 15 yeah and it was in in shoot yeah dang it yeah and then like people like oh yeah she was all the time over at the Comedy Store but we never would asked her her age or like, oh yeah, she was all the time over at the comedy store, but we never asked her her age or anything. We just thought she was there. And the braces didn't give it away. Yeah. Jeff. Damn it, Jeff. Don't do that. That's coming up next

for all of us. So Jeff's on the roast, but you notice you don't see many clips of him other than the one that Tom Brady being upset with him. Yeah. Jeff killed it. I thought he did the best. I haven't completed it. and Tom Brady being upset with him. Yeah. But, you know, Jeff killed it. I thought he did the best. I haven't completed it because I think I was like 30.

I don't have Netflix anymore so I can't watch it. You don't have Netflix anymore? Well, I loved John Mulaney's Every Day in L.A. or whatever the fuck it's called or Live Every Day in L.A.

John Mulaney did a bit, like it was like a live podcast thing. Oh, okay. A live podcast thing oh okay or live netflix thing for for and he's brought on these strange peoples and he would call the mayor it was just like oh it was it's just like a a compilation of just chaos and like the perfect john mulaney like explaining to you why la is terrible, but also he loves it. Is the whole Netflix is a joke fest on Netflix? I don't think so.

That'd be kind of cool if it was. A good chunk of it. I think it also is something to be sought after to go to. Yeah. It was funny though. Not funny, but they promoted Nikki's special on Netflix,

which is on HBO. Did they? No. Ooh, that stinks. And she wrote a song for it. Well, also, do you know why the Tom Brady's roast was on Netflix? Because he signed a deal with Netflix. To do what? He's probably doing some sort of, liketon Manning does interviews and stuff like that.

This is how I make avocado ice cream. Yeah, yeah. Tom Brady's going to have a food show. He's going to have a food show. Could you imagine? Now, this health supplement store has my favorite pill. You know food shows make you hungry? They'd be like, ugh.

Instantly watch Tom Brady's like, ugh, I'm not hungry anymore. I want to be fat. I want to be fucking fat. That happened to me last night. I was in bed, I don't, I'm not hungry anymore. I want to be fat. I want to be fucking fat. That happened to me last night. I was in bed. I couldn't fall asleep. And, uh,

I was like watching like cooking, like videos. And there was all this like gourmet shit. I was like, I'm hungry. I'm going to try to cook some of this. Went down in the fridge. There was nothing.

Looked at the pantry. There was nothing. I just put a bunch of chips on a plate and some cheese and microwaved it. And I was like, this is the same thing. That's my favorite. Like quote unquote, hungover activity. After a night of drinking, the next morning,

you're just doing nothing. I will just scroll Instagram and be like, dude, how good do cheeseburgers sound right now? And they're like, oh, what about pizza? I'm like, this looks fucking awesome. And then do the exact same thing you do. I go, grilled cheese it is. You just don't want to make it.

Oh, you mean the leftovers from last night? It is. You mean the two topper sticks I have in my fridge? Yeah, it either leads to shitty food I made or an absurdly large order of takeout that I'm not going to eat. The amount of shitty toppers I've eaten this second day because you didn't touch one of it the night before because it took way too long to get to you. Yep. At the wedding, you could just order room service.

I ordered it after we got back from the bar at midnight. I was like, I want a quesadilla, a cheeseburger, and I ordered four things. I wake up the next morning and they put things in a window. They didn't put it at the front.'s like a locked window for the hotel so you they open it they put the food in there and then like you open it on your side of the door and it's there and so i

a prison yeah randomly so i was just like because you can throw your trash in there and they'll take it out through there so they don't have to come in and so i open that to like put my trash like in there and i go holy shit there's food in here and jay goes yeah you ordered that last night and fell asleep three minutes after you ordered it and so i'm in bed eating like the grossest cold quesadilla you'll ever have your entire life that's why you had explosive diarrhea dude no i had explosive diarrhea from day one it was bad but the amount that is it means you got on the plane yeah i got after it the uh i've only been at one all-inclusive resort and the amount of times you walk down the hallway it's like full food

full food because there's no repercussions of it let's just let's get the whole goddamn menu but the amount of times I've had friends drunkenly or Uber Eats do you guys want food do you guys want food

and we're all like sure why not and you know you're gonna fall asleep so you don't care they're paying for it they're gonna forget they paid for it you don't gotta do anything and they order i had a buddy order i'm not kidding 35 like burritos from taco bell one night it might have been like fourth of july night fucking do you imagine being that worker How much spit was in your burritos? That's all the burrito was. And we just forgot. We all went to bed. He forgot about it. We were like, oh, we're just not getting food.

We didn't even remember we were getting food. The next morning, he sees the charge on his card, and he goes, did I spend $70 at Taco Bell last night? And he goes, did you eat it? We're getting blamed for eating all his food. No one ate food. We leave our buddy's house the next morning. I think it was maybe the 4th of July.

He ordered one to the wrong house. You didn't even remember. There was three large family-sized bags of Taco Bell sitting on the next-door neighbor's house in like 75-degree heat. He goes, should I go get it i go no no if it was winter you can probably get away with it that's that's the equivalent of like shitting in a bag and putting it on there yeah uh a buddy of mine he'll go nameless so we'll call him josh in this

situation it's uh i haven't met one of those it's definitely josh and i don't know how to respond to that. Us either, Siri. So he called toppers and ordered it for the wrong – I swear he said they never delivered it. I think he ordered it for the wrong place. So the next time they come, they have this big coupon for them that has a free large and free topper sticks. It was like you get two things free. And he had it on the fridge, and he would call ahead and order it. And they're like, all right.

And he goes, yeah, I got a coupon. He goes, okay. And then they pay for the coupon. And then they would just drop it off. But they would never take the coupon. So he just kept on like, yeah, I got a coupon for it. Buy one, go ahead. They're like, okay. And got a coupon for it. It's this. Buy one, go in. Okay.

And they would just keep dropping it off. He never had to use the coupon ever, but we got free toppers every time. Unlimited coupons. Yes. Well, if I'm the delivery driver, I'm still not taking the coupon because you're probably still tipping the guy, right? I assume. You're probably tipping the guy. So that guy's probably getting a decent tip because you know you're not paying for it.

And eventually you're catching it like, these guys haven't paid for shit. But they're allowing me to take it there. So he's just pocketing $20 every time he goes to your house. That's a great little deal you guys and the delivery driver have got. You keep ordering. You just tip me. Like, hey, these are my shifts this week. Okay.

Also, sexist. Delivery woman. Yeah. She was a delivery woman. Yeah. And Josh had the hots for her. I mean, person who's nameless. And the hots for her.

Oh, we did say we were calling him Josh. Yeah, we called him Josh. We called him Josh. What did we call him? He's definitely not his real name. We should give him a last name, too. I would say something generic like Smith. Okay. Let's go. You were talking about T-Bell. We should give him a last name, too. I would say something generic like Smith.

You were talking about T-Bell. Yeah. Did you know on Dave's special, he calls out T-Bell in Milwaukee? No. Yeah, because... Attell or Chappelle? Attell. Because after the show, the managers at Improv were trying to drive him to go pick up food and nothing was open and so they brought him to this t-bell and it was about to close in five minutes and apparently

dave was just roasting the fuck out of him the entire time they were driving around and so like on especially he's like where does this milwaukee i can't even get t-bell i thought that was hilarious because i remember like hearing about it the next day and dave was pissed like not actually but like like smart-ass-ly wise. But we're also 21 minutes in, and we have missed our plug for the delicious, brand-new Drink Wisconsinly Vodka, Drink Wisconsinly Brandy, Drink Wisconsinly Brandy Old Fashioned, Drink Wisconsinly Mugs, and we drink responsibly, and we think responsibly. And I'm saying everything very fast, and I was just telling you responsibly, didn't I?

You know what? Well, let's slow down, because he's going to make that real quick. Drink Wisconsinly, think responsibly. And we have? You know what? Well, let's slow down because he's going to make that real quick. Drink responsibly. Think responsibly. And we have these great old-fashioned cans. You make them in a snap, literally a snap of the wrist, snap of the little finger, boom, made. Made.

That's how quick that is. All right? And honestly, what's better than a brandy old-fashioned? Vodka out of the bottle. I was going to say two brandy old-fashions. Two brandy old-fashions, maybe the brandy that's in the old-fashioned out of the bottle. But if you're not feeling brandy because you know what? We have so much alcohol.

Every once in a while, you're not feeling brandy. And you know what? You're probably feeling a little bit lighter alcohol. And you know what you do? You know what the answer to everything is, Judd? Vodka. No, you turn to the bottle. Can I have it?

That's actually a terrible advice. Do not turn to the bottle. Do not turn to the bottle. But I'm going to because I love a good cork top. And it's Monday. That came out a little rough, didn't it? Yeah, it sounded more like it was the evening. My voice sounded like Monday really is.

No one likes Monday, but we like DW Vodka and it makes your day just a little, more like a lot better. This is a really good Monday though. This is a good Monday. We're back with the boys. One of us is married. He's been married for, yeah, two days. Shotgun wedding. Joe went to Vegas last week.

Honestly, I own a lot of shotguns. Oh, God. We should just do ASMR. How about that for organic ads? How about that for organic ads? All right. All right. DW, we need more old fashions.

We quickly went through those. I don't know why. There's a fuckload of boxes in the fridge. Are there? You just showed up today thinking that I drink five boxes of brand new profession. I thought maybe you used them as party favors at your wedding. All right. I couldn't take it.

I have to take tax on them. You guys ready for the game? I did free again. Time to play the game. It's all about the game and how you play it. It's all about the game. Damn, damn, damn. I don't know the actual words to that.

The last part is pretty good. I don't know what he says during it. There's a word played game today. We're not good at these. Here's your second one. I don't know if you needed that or not. If you need something, go fuck yourself. It's in the fridge.

I got the bottle to myself. You might as well finish it. This is a wordplay game, so it's a lot of wordplay. So be remembering. Why can't we play this last week before I had any drinks? I think – I love his intros. Like, be ready for that. I'm like, yeah, you guys are – You guys are going to have to think.

Call me Steve Harvey because this is Family Feud. I got such a kick out of that clip again. There are ones that I think are just for us. That one's definitely just for us. There's no way that's funny to anyone else. It was you saying that, Kostka and I thinking you were going to have a really good thing to say, and you're just going, call me Steve Harvey because we're playing the thing that he always does. Even watching it back, I was like, why did he roast me so much?

It's just the way you said it. It was not smooth at all. We're playing the thing that he always does. Even watching it back, I was like, why did he roast me so much? I was like, is this pretty smooth? It's just the way you said it. It was not smooth at all. You can only be in the room to understand that. All right. So it's a wordplay game. Buzz in like normal. We need to get buzzers.

Yeah, we do. We should just do Kahoot when we get the TV up. Kahoot. Kahoot. When we can record the Kahoot. When do you want to get the TV up? You guys want to hang out one of these days? Well, I've been thinking because I got that new grill, I've got to try out a new barbecue recipe.

And I've got a pretty nice new cooler now, so I'll bring a bunch of beers. I'm going to start grilling at noon. Let's do that. When do you want to do that? Tomorrow. Okay. I'll be here tomorrow. I'm taking that. When do you want to do that? Tomorrow. Okay. I'll be here tomorrow. I'm taking off.

We'll figure it out. It's my birthday Thursday. You guys want to hang out? Oh, your birthday? Happy birthday. Birthday's Thursday? Yeah. I'm going to be 18 years old.

Yeah. The way that mic came out from my voice, yeah. It's my birthday. It's my birthday Thursday. Hang out with me. I'm bored. Text me.

Find me on Twitter where the bonfire is. I love this Snapchat story. It's like, hey, morning to the bar tonight. Who wants to hang? It's like,

baby, don't go to the bar, buddy. You're going to be there by yourself. I also, yesterday, I was like,

I so badly wanted to type on all those people's Mother's Day posts. I'm like, your mom doesn't have Instagram. Your mom doesn't care. Yep. Love you, posts. Be like, your mom doesn't have Instagram. Your mom does not care. Yep.

Love you, Tammy. No. All right, here we go. Continue. Wordplay game. All right. Which is the following of these two things? A formed,

pollering apex that scales up to the peak and also a scheme that your high school friend falls for. Pyramid. Pyramid's the correct answer. Drink Herbalife. Have you guys ever... I love the It Works one because if it actually did work, they wouldn't have to say it in the fucking product. I interviewed for a pyramid scheme once just to get the interview practice it was um he didn't get the job no i got it i

got offered the full like hey we're gonna let you uh their pitch is always the same so if you guys sell a bunch we actually take everyone on vacation to cancun you know all you get free shit we just need you to get nine of your friends to paint houses for $8.50 every day the entire summer but you go to Cancun I had a weird one where I interviewed for a job where they were selling

spectrum internet in a Walmart yeah that's definitely not going to go well but it was sports marketing you were just wearing jerseys I've seen those in D-Dads That's definitely not going to go well. But it was sports marketing is what they were saying. Yeah. You were just wearing jerseys. I've seen those. Like, Indeed ads are like, we need you for our whatever sales.

It's always like, you're going on location. I go, that means Costco. Yeah. All right. Here we go. The next one. What word is spelled with a Q in the United Kingdom and derived from the Greek word meaning sweet root, also is Ronald Reagan's favorite jelly bean flavor?

What word? Spelled with a Q? Spelled with a Q in the United Kingdom. What is licorice? That is correct. I'm adding a whole other game. All right. Name another Q word.

Quintessential. Queen. Equip. Quality. Oh, does the Q have to be starting? I'm not sure right now. In licorice, the Q doesn't start the word. I know.

Shit, that's why I didn't get it. I was thinking quick ways. All right. I know. Shit, that's why I didn't get it. I was thinking quick ways. All right. What two rhyming words summarize a tiny amount of kitchen cooling device?

Fridge. What two rhyming words would complete the following? A tiny amount of kitchen cooling device. A tiny amount of kitchen cooling device. Nice ice. Ice, ice. Ice cube. Ice spice. Freezer geyser.

A tiny amount of a kitchen cooling device. Tiny amount of a kitchen cooling device? I don't... What is... What is happening? This is a real... Tiny amount of kitchen cooling device.? I don't... What is... What is happening? This is a real... Tiny amount of kitchen cooling device. To Rhyme and Fridge.

Huh? No, Mini Fridge is a rhyme. Kitchen cooling device? Are you guys... Tiny amount? Do you want the answer? Yeah. Smidge fridge.

Oh my God. That's not a thing. The first project. No, you need to move on. Smidge fridge. All right. Jack, air conditioning. I am so ridiculously angry from that it's almost

like i'm violently hung over and need to have what's the thing called again god damn it all right what word has both what word has both the following meanings a tightly bound bundle or the actor who played Dick Cheney? I know what bundle of sticks is and I don't think I'm allowed to say it. Tightly bound bundle? It starts with an F and rhymes with...

No. It rhymes with... Nope. What word has both the following meanings? and F in rhymes with No. It rhymes with Nope. So what word has both the following meanings? A tight bundle or the actor who played Dick Cheney

in the movie Vikes. Oh, who played Dick Cheney? Was it Was it Christian Bale? So what would the word be? Bale? That is correct. Can I have that one?

I'll give it to you. I said it faster. Yeah, well, I said it first. All right, number five. Randy. Johnson. Or Kate. Or something on a rock or tree.

What is an or? Randy or Kate or something on a rock or a tree. Oh, what is Moss? That is correct. Nice. Randy Moss, favorite football player of all time outside of Aaron Rodgers. Kate Moss, favorite figure skater of all time outside of Christy Yamaguchi. Green Moss, favorite Moss on top of a rock of all time.

Blue Moss, favorite moss because it matches my balls. Blue Waffle, not something you want or real. He does have. Drink Wisconsin. All right. What rhyming phrase refers to dried or salted meat of the animal it's made of? Cured? What rhyming phrase might refer to the dried or salted meat?

Oh, jerky. Turkey jerky. That is correct. There you go. I was going to say beef jerky, but that's not. Who doesn't rhyme, you fucking idiot? Smidge fridge, bitch. All right. Could be handheld. Could be yelling loud. I was gonna say beef jerky, but that's not it doesn't run me a fucking idiot smidge fridge bitch all right

Could be handheld could be yelling loudly I think like Judd needs this for the week. He goes, you know, I had a bad weekend. Really need to feel good about myself. Good thing we're recording Monday. You think I need this to feel better? I feel like some booze and some idiots and you're like, I'm doing okay with my life. Hit yourself into the microphone and tell me you don't feel better. Yeah, tell me.

Harder. His microphone's different than ours. He's got the microphone and tell me you don't feel better. Yeah, tell me. Harder. His microphone's different than ours. He's got the soft one. He's got a soft head. It's a fake mic. Yeah. It's like a foam finger. That's why you never hear him.

Could you be, could be handled or yelling loudly? Either way, they're staying cool. What are they? Could be loudly. What?

Could be handheld. Could be yelling loudly. Either way, they're staying cool. What are they? Could be loudly. What? Could be handheld. Could be yelling loudly. Either way, they're staying cool. What are they? Could be handheld. What is a fan? That is correct. Koski.

Wow. Taking a 4-2 lead. All right. This is Jack's specialty, his games. Remove the first letter of this breeding dog. It's a bird.

Say the whole thing again. Remove the first letter of this breeding dog. It's a bird. What is a No, I was going to say finch because maybe it was fitch and then a dog is a bitch. It's a bird and a dog.

Let's combine our heads on this one. What is a breed? They're becoming double stupid. What is a breeding dog if you move a letter to bird? Humping dog? Ump? No, what is it called? You're breeding?

Yeah, what do they call them when they breed them out? No, they give them, they're like, this is a fucking dog. Pretty much, that's what they're worded. Oh, pureb out. No, they give them, they're like, this is a fucking dog, pretty much. That's what they're worded. Oh, purebred. No. Also, I want you guys to coin the term

fucking dog. That's still trying to figure out. Hey, is that one of those fucking dogs? No, we made sure we got them

non-fucking. I want you to go to a house and have one of those and be like, hey, that's not one of those fucking dogs, right? We got to pump your leg. You have to be on a porch drinking tea. Yeah, yeah.

Like you have to be on a screen. Hey, you get that fucking dog away from me. That ain't one of those fucking dogs, is it? But what is it? Where they're basically pimping the dog out. I'm trying to figure out. They're pimping the dog out. I'm trying to figure out. Pimping the dog out. It's pure bread.

That was so damn fast. What's the dog? Eagle. That is correct. Thank God. You're an idiot, Kuski. So beagles are the fucking dog. Yeah.

Why is it a breeding dog? I don't know. Just breed of dog is probably the right way to word that. Okay. Yeah. Moving forward. Anyways, when we have this question again. What plural word, which describes something you might list on a job interview,

The plural word which describes something you might list on a job interview is the longest English word at nine letters with only one vowel. Experiences? Only one vowel. What? That's what you think a vowel is. Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes. Why?

What? So this is on. You're not getting the job interview. You're not getting the job. It's Kuski at the old. Kuski's wearing sweatpants at the interview. He's not getting it either. It shows I'm a relaxed guy.

Yeah, but we can see your piece. I don't get flustered by. How tight are the sweatpants? So it's a nine letter word., one vowel, on application, plural. Nine-letter... How many nine-letter words can you name? Go. I can't even count to nine letters.

I don't even think if I guessed a word, it'd be nine letters. Don't get hung up on the nine letters. I mean, it is nine letters. That's an important part of the tablet. It's on the top application. What plural word, which describes something you might put on a job interview. You might put on a job application. Is the longest English word at nine

letters with only one vowel. You guys give up? Yeah, 100%. Absolutely. What the fuck is it? Strengths. Strengths. Some of these are wordplay. Some of these are wordplay. Some of these are riddles.

I'm getting real fucking confused. What is wordplay but a riddle? You know? Which two rhyming words describe a utensil you use for eating itself? First of all, say utensil again. Utensil? Is he saying utensil? He said utens he saying utensil he said utensil no he said utensil no that second one was even more utensil wait what am i supposed to say utensil utensil

okay which two rhyming words describe utensil you use for eating itself which two rhyming words describe utensil you use for eating itself? Remember, one was midge fridge. Midge fridge. You know what? Midge fridge would have been good. This wasn't the game from last week that you said is better than the previous game, right? No.

Okay. That was Cusky's. No, that was my tweets, which I can't wait until we get into yours. I don't have tweets. I want to get into Judd's. Mostly it's Facebook. I just saw a Facebook post. So, utensil eats itself.

Rhyming words. Someone's climbing Mount Everest upstairs right now Eats itself Jiu Jitsu instructor's over You're not seeing the Tom Brady roast You're not going to get that How long do you think we would be silent? A long time. Let's skip.

Pork fork. Pork fork. Wait, why would a... Eating itself was not supposed... Eating itself didn't help. Eating itself was bad wordplay there. Because I thought, like, a fork and a fork. I was trying to think of that.

I was thinking, like, a cannibal. A cannon cannibal, yeah. Yeah. Feastable. Feastable. Shitty chocolate. Continue. Cannibal and crustable.

That would have been good. That's not a utensil. Never mind. Continue. Bobo. It's a utensil because it's... Nickname the round mound of rebound. Boobs.

Which was his college nickname? What NBA star whose name anagrams to Skyreach Baller? What words just came out of his mouth? Baller.

Round mound of Skyreach Baller. Skyreach Baller. Skyreach Baller. This isn't going to take us long at all. What's an anagram? I am Lord Voldemort. Round, mound, pound.

It's basically... Lound. Hound. Sound. Can you say the word again? Found. Sky Ridge Baller. So stupid.

I don't know if you guys are going to get this one. Yeah, I'm out on this one. I don't know a lot of basketball. LeBron James. Charles Barkley. Dude. I'm so mad. I was like, it's probably Shaq or Charles.

And I go, that's too obvious. Yeah, Baller, Barkley. Okay. Kick rocks, dude. Okay. What pair of rhyming words describe the phrase, What pair of rhyming words describe the phrase an easily deceived, foolish, and removable tree? Removable tree?

Yes. Removable tree. An easily deceived and removable tree? Yeah. Technically, removable tree, easily deceived is how it should go in there. One more time. Easily deceived, removable tree. Easily deceived.

Gullible, trugnable. Gullible. But it should go removable tree, easily deceived is how you should say it. Oh. Removable tree. Stump. Hump. Stump.

Dump. Stump hump. Stump lump. Stumpy, Hump. Stump. Dump. Stump hump. Stump lump. Stumpy humpy. Hump-titty dump-titty. You're warm. I'll give you that. Stump.

Easily deceived. Dump. Stump. Humped. Bumped. Dumped. Crumped. Blumpity bump. Bumped.

Bumped. Donald Trump. Stump. Stump Trump. Stump Trump. Would foolish help? Foolish stump. Foolish, stoolish, stoolish.

Doopity, whoopity. Doopity, whoopity. Scoopity, doopity, boopity, poop. Roar, Roach, eh? Yeah. Stump Chump-chump Chump, goddammit We said every other ump word but chump

Alright This is one word We're not as good as this game It's also a tree of willow trees What a fucking tree Also it's what Michael Kuski What am I, a botanist? Fuck you and your tree?

This also is what Michael Kuski wasn't in high school. Popular and popular. Popular is the correct answer. Am I winning? Yeah, you're winning five to three. Sorry, I was popular. One of these. All right.

Two words. One, you have to pay for each month. One you put near a fireplace if you get this. Subscription addiction. Poker. Hoker. These are not rhyming words. Subscription.

We have to put this next to a fireplace? Extinguisher. Extinguisher. If you get this, you put this next to a fireplace? Extinguisher. If you get this, you'll be next to a fireplace. Wait, we pay for one... Subscription. Subscription would. Subscription. Is it one words, two words?

We learned today... I'll give you a hint. We learned today that one of us does not subscribe to it. Netflix. Streaming service. TV. These are two words. TV.

Technically, it's three words. Can you say the whole thing again? One of these you pay for each month. The other you'd put next to a fireplace if you were this. You'd put next to a fireplace if it... Netflix. Not rhyming words. But is Netflix one of the words?

Yes. Netflix subscription. Netflix password. Netflix and chill. Netflix and chill. I put a chill next to a fireplace? No. If you have a chill, you got to get warm.

You said I would put next... I'm not going to put a chill next to a fireplace. Oh, you would..., you gotta get warm. You said I would put next... I'm not gonna put a chill next to a fireplace. I get what you're saying. You would put yourself next to it if you had a chill. This is one of those things I need to see the pictures, like the fireplace Netflix or whatever.

Alright. You guys are terrible at this game. Yeah, it's not the fact that you said you're tinsel. You go word association game, I go, this is going to go poorly. A lot of dead air this time around. All right. Here's another two rhyming word one. Describe a petrified pixie.

Frozen midget. Ooh, that sounds pretty good. Frozen Midget? They don't rhyme, but I get the concept. Dusty Musty. That's an okay one. At least it rhymed. Pixie, she's probably a little bit of a sleut,

so a little musty down there. You're getting close. Frozen Pixie? Petrified. Petrified? Look at that. Ah! Ah!

I was just doing the frozen pixie thing. Yeah, I saw it. A cold kusky. Stone cold Steve Austin. You guys are getting farther away. It's a scary fairy. Petrified is not scary. Yeah.

These associations I get, but they're not completely there. Next week's episode is us just critiquing all Judd does for us every week he scores 5-3 we played 92 versions of this one we have no points it is still 5-3 something cool in the gang likes something cool in the gang likes

in the gang likes or and the gang likes. Something cool in the gang likes. In the gang likes. Or and the gang likes. What are the gang likes? This is going to show everyone's age. This is before my time even. And the gang likes something cool? They still do Summerfest gigs. Cool beans?

Limp Bizkit. Definitely not that. That's still cool. Cool beans. Beach Boys. Definitely not that. That's still cool. Cool beans, beach boys. In the gang. I know people in the comments just write, they're like all so furious about you guys. Who are you going to blowfish?

You guys aren't going to get it. It's celebration. I don't even know what the word is. Celebrate good times, come on. That's cool in the gang. You know what I need? You know what I need right now? A little bit of brandy.

Yeah, it's going to help us solve these problems. You know what I'm going to need after that? That's damn good brandy. You know, brandy should have a good burn to it. I think alcohol should have a burn to it. If it tastes like apple juice, we'd all have a problem. If you put these two actors together. Michael and Jack.

If you put these two actors together, it is a Wild West showman and an SNL cast member that starred in Lost in Translation. What would it be? Wild West showman? Yes.

Who is Michael Longfellow? Hugh Jackman and Mike Myers. If you mix these two people together, it is a wild-lust showman and an SNL cast member that was in Lost in Translation and Caddyshack. Adam Sandler. And Hugh Jackman.

For the love of God. Who is Michael Kine? If you mix these two people together, one's a wild list showman, and the other one is an SNL cast member in Zombieland. Groundhog's Day. Woody Harrelson. Lost in translation.

Woody Studi. Woody the Gopher. What is he asking for? That's my question. One name or two names. He's got a couple too many old fashions in him. Hugh Dangerfield. Rodney Grant.

The answer is Buffalo Bill Murray. Buffalo Bill Murray. Love of God. To be honest, the last four, I don't know what he's asking for. What's the score? Still five to three. How many are left? Two.

Okay, we'll fight through this one. Go for it. What's the score? Still five to three. How many are left? Two. Okay. We'll fight through this one. Go for it. Oh, fuck. We should have done this one the first episode. Yeah, I know. This guy seems stupid. What word when pronounced differently

might refer to a language of 45 million native speakers or something you pick up in the beauty aisle at CVS. Spanglish. Spandex. No. Can you say it again? I wasn't listening. What word, when pronounced differently,

might refer to a language 45 million native speakers or something you pick up in a beauty aisle at cvs my lip gloss be popping uh the beauty aisle we have makeup we have eyeliner we have tampons we have, what's in the beauty? Is it the men's beauty? You think tampons are in the beauty aisle? Well, if they want to feel beautiful and clean, I don't know. Eyeliner. Soap.

Lip gloss. Hope. Soap. No. Mascara. Deodorant. Perfume. Wipes. Cologne. Soap. No. Mascara. Deodorant. Perfume. Wipes.

Cologne. Cologne. Cologne. Cologne. What's spoken by natives? Do you want me to say it? No. Yeah.

No. Yeah. Yeah. It's polish. Polish. But I would have said nail polish and be like, yeah, it's close. And then we would have gone to like. Nails. We would have went to nails. Nails. And then I would have said nail polishing. I'd be like, yeah, it's close. And then we would have gone to like... Nails.

We would have went to nails. Nails. Screw. Screwdriver. All right. Orange juice and vodka. Doritos. Where's the one I put on here?

Is there a men's beauty aisle? I think it's a gift one. Shame. We were probably going to get that one. You probably would have. That's probably the only one you would have got. It's a gift one. Shame. We were probably going to get that one. You probably would have. That's probably the only one you would have got. It's a name. It's a common male's name, but if you add a letter, it's a liquor.

If you add two letters, it's a liquor. Whiskey. Don't know where that went. All right, here we go. It's a common male name, but if you add two letters, it's a liquor. Two words. Brandy. Brandy. Drink with Gossip two letters, it's a liquor. Two words. Brandy. Brandy.

Drink with Gossipy Brandy. Just one letter. Two words. Randy. Or Randy. Oh, Randy, but it's a common name. Randy's more common than Randy. Two words.

Andrew. A city where you'd want to iron out a crease. A city where you'd want to iron out a crease. Wrinkle. Flint. Michigan. I don't know. Crinkle.

Curved. Yeah, describe that one. Round. There you go. Keep doing that motion. Do it again. Tectonic plates. You see, when one goes over the other, we have like a... We'll be right back.

We want to iron out a crease. Where's my bigger? Oh, weird. It's gone. Who would have thought? Iron out a crease. Fold. Old.

Told. Should. Wrinkle. Spinkle. Tinkle. Trinkle. They're not rhyming crease. Fold. Old. Told. Should. Wrinkle. Spinkle. Tinkle. Trinkle. They're not rhyming words. Button.

Smutton. Wait, is this supposed to be a rhyming answer? No. Yes. It's supposed to be a rhyming answer, Michael. You should have listened. No, it doesn't rhyme. Fold them, hold them.

All right, you guys ready for the answer? Yep. Yeah. Cleveland Steamer. We need to just we're going to end this episode right now and we're going to apologize that the two of you watched this

and we'll see you honestly I don't think we're going to air this one I'm going to show my feet Jack's barefoot finally the hot guy with the feet out. Jesus Christ. Bye. Are we done?