Fat Chance Podcast - GAMBLING ADDICTION AND SIDE HUSTLES l Ep. 102

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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Yeah. What are you? What's your sign? Taurus. Okay, so bull. Bull. Bull. Yeah. What are you? Four-letter word.

Fish. My Pisces. I'm also a fish. Yeah. You guys should kiss. Fish don't kiss. That's literally what they do. Billy fuck, buddy. The guy who took over all my training responsibilities.

Your poop training manager. You take silver shoes? We take silver shoes, yeah. Silver shoes, silver sneakers, silver flip-flops, silver, just silver. We take silver. Yeah, do you like whittle it down? You can melt it down. I melt in the back.

That's why I'm here late all the time. I think you smelt. I'm smelting. Do I smelt silver? I think you smelt silver. And melt gold? Smelt for silver. Smelt.

Silver melting. That's what it is. I honestly don't know what smelting is. I don't either. I think it's a mixture of smelling what you melted, you know? Oh, boy. That's also very dumb. Over under an extra five minutes before he's down here.

We're going to just do this whole episode without Jack. I mean, hashtag no Jack 2014. Hashtag he might be getting in trouble. Hashtag we don't know if he's drunk. I think his house has no heat. I don't think it has heat. So, I mean, I heard her yelling at him. Like, why would you do that?

So, he maybe punched the wall. No. No. He he seems like a gentle giant there's no way he's punching walls a long drink though delicious this is so good legend of 1952 there's no way it's been around that long not in that can fuck you um go pack go um i'm glad you had your packer hat on i did have a packer hat on Go Pack Go. I'm glad you had your Packer hat on. I did have a Packer hat on. I won a blanket yesterday, which was the coolest thing ever. I won nothing.

Which was shocking. Oh, my God. I was hoping the way that game was going, I was going to win that bug assault shooter. I was going to bring it here today, and you were all going to take turns getting shot with the salt. Do you think it hurts? Yes. I've seen people get hit with it. Like, it doesn't feel good.

It's supposed to kill a bug. With salt. With salt, yeah. But also, then you have salt all over the place. Well, then it's not a case your house ice is over, you're good to go. What, yeah, but what kind of salt is it?

I think regular kosher, iodized table salt, maybe something like that. I don't know. Man, I'll get you one. I might get one, yeah. I'll do it on the company card. Yeah, how much are bug shooters? All right, let's do a prices right over under.

I'm going to go 75. No, anywhere from 40 to 70 for a bug assault shooter. Also, I'm convinced the Jair jersey they raffled off, they didn't actually raffle off. I think the guy just kept it. I did not hear them raffle off the Jair jersey. Which, by the way, in case anyone does watch this, Judd and I went to Double D's the bar um for the packer game yesterday

go pack go by the way the most fun i think we've had watching a game we were just talking about ever uh well not ever the super bowl was pretty damn good it was one of those games that i've i've like from the word go i was pumped you were excited about everything that was happening on the stage packers got the coin toss and was like, give me that fucking ball. There wasn't a moment where I was like, ugh, at all in that game. Besides actually one moment. We put Jordan Love back in. He ruined his perfect passer rating.

But it was pretty much all clapping, just drunk dudes next to us. Every time we scored, they said we got a shot, which I didn't believe until they're like, what time is it? And everyone screamed shot. And I'm not kidding. Besides one time, our server had the shots next to us within 15 seconds of us saying shot o'clock. And it was, I mean, there was 40 shots. It almost sounded like she made the play call.

And it was like a longer pass. I think it was the Musgrave one. Yeah. Because it was like I mean, there was 40 shots. It almost sounded like she made the play call. And it was like a longer pass. I think it was the Musgrave one. Yeah. Because it was like. Touchdown and we turn around and she's like, would you like one? I'm like, holy shit. Also, this is a funny thing. So, second or third touchdown, we had a red shot.

So, the other ones were green. And we're like, oh, did you run up? She goes, yeah, we ran out of green. Next touchdown, green shots. A little less green. I we're like, oh, did you run up? She goes, yeah, we ran out of green. Next touchdown, green shots. A little less green. I think they went and got more. I don't think they expected us to have seven touchdowns. Yeah.

We didn't. I think there was maybe seven touchdowns supposed to be that whole game. We put up seven. Yeah, I think we almost got it. There were 11 touchdowns that game, right? I think over under was 53, and we almost got there. We had 80 points total uh do you want to go do you want to go the price is right for the bug the bug assault yep

yep uh you can get it right now um on sale on sale i'm gonna go retail price retail price 74.99 incorrect lower okay retail price 39.99. Incorrect. Lower. Okay. Retail price $39.99. Ah, higher. $1, Bob. $49.95. You know what? But you can get it on sale right now for $44.95. Wow.

5% off? Yeah. But this one's a gold edition. Gold. Can I see a picture of it? Yeah. Dude, we got to get one of those. I know you can't see this, but. We have enough of these long drinks tonight.

I'll buy one before we leave. You know, someone enjoyed us chewing into the microphone the other day. Someone also probably hated it. I hated it. I hated it. And it was me chewing yeah i watching them back watching these podcasts back i a hate when i step on people's jokes i hate when i interrupt yeah yeah like that's the only thing i was like don't step on their jokes and when jack's on a roll sometimes i interrupt i'm like oh god he could i do the same thing and i i literally get so mad at myself and i get like louder and i'm like michael just shut up sometimes

it's good to interrupt because you have something sometimes i'm like dude stop talking yeah yeah but also you don't want the blank space too which is understandable um that and then also like looking back i just do so much laughing and chewing and drinking into the microphone. Well, it's always, yeah. How many times a week you sing? I think at that one time you were like, yeah, I heard you sigh to the microphone. I was like, come on, Michael, just put it away from your mom.

I've done that. Well, I think I have a deviated septum. I sound nasally just normally, in my opinion. And I'm definitely a mouth breather. Like, I'll be laying in bed next to my girlfriend, and she'll be like, why are you breathing so heavily? I have no fucking clue I'm doing it. You're going to need, like, one of those sleep ap machines.

But I get congested just, I don't even know I'm congested. And I'm so used to it now. I think I have something going on. I almost want, like, to break my nose just to – I mean, they can do it without breaking your nose. You can just go – I mean, there's a commercial that says if you're breathing out your mouth, that means there's something wrong with your respiratory system. You know, I wanted to bring this up in the actual podcast,

but maybe we'll save the embarrassment. Only three people will watch this part. You know, like, you might be the only person I know that listens to the radio every once in a while. Yeah. Like, I got no way to work. Do you know the, and this is very Wisconsin, the commercial Advent Nose.com? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, whatever that is, I thought up until maybe, and I just was reminded on the drive here, up until maybe a month ago, that was an air duct cleaning service. It was like, good breathing, simple solution, Advent Nose. I thought nose was like K-N-O-W-S. And I thought people were cleaning your air ducts for you. And then I actually listened to the beginning of the commercial. I go, oh, this is like nose surgery and stuff like that. I go, maybe I need to go to Advent.

Yeah. But that doesn't sound like a- Clean your own ducts. That doesn't seem like a cosmetic. That's not a cosmetic jingle. Yeah, but the people they do it for is people who have bad sleeps. That's like you. Yeah.

Oh, I sleep well. Yeah, I don't sleep well. It's not like a plastic surgery place. What is it? It's for people who have problems breathing. But it's, I guess it's not cosmetic. It's a medical procedure. That's not a medical procedure jingle.

That is like, hey, we're going to do your roofing or like Roto-Rooter, that stuff. Yeah. That's not, so I was like, oh, that's air duct cleaning. That's very funny. I didn't, yeah, Advent Nose is very funny are you just knows well for i mean for the longest time i'm a dumb person just to begin with for the longest time i thought pigly wiggly slogan was chop the pig and i was like oh it's so funny they're chopping them up but that makes sense selling it at pigly wiggly but it's shop the pig both of ours make sense though does yours is more than mine but chop the

pig it could easily be that i mean they're selling we got the meats or whatever that's rb sorry uh we're just gonna get all the ads this is the jingle portion uh i hope you napa know how this works what's my favorite one? My favorite jingle, like Wisconsin jingle, Rosen, Rosen, Rosen, Rosen, Rosen, Rosen. Also, they just sponsored something. I forget what it was,

but it says Rosen. I think it's at the Bucs game because I was at the Marquette game and it was Rosen, Rosen, Rosen. That's it, but it's one of the greatest jingles because it's one word. Yeah. It's just Rosen.

What do they do? Some with cars, right? Yeah, some cars. Yeah. Yeah. That would be a fun thing is to say jingles. I'm like, Kusky, what do they do? I have no clue.

I just – that's how I know I have – Rachel says I have selective hearing. Like, I definitely do. I can tune in and out of a conversation. It might be ADD. It might be – I have selective hearing. Like, I definitely do. I can tune in and out of a conversation. It might be ADD. It might be, I don't know. But I'll hear Rosen. Like, that's all I concentrate on. They could talk after before, and I have no idea what they're talking about.

Yeah. I've just heard that one enough that I've heard some car thing. It took me long enough to figure out Advent Nose is, you know, sticking something up your nose so you breathe better i mean it's stuck with you that you even know it so well to get the dot com it's i'm trying to think other jingles at least i know a gruber is one call that's all uh i hate that one well uh a guy who's actually been on the podcast one of his best jokes is about gruber and he goes yeah the reason that gruber's only one call is because that's all i can take because you have the fucking bucks game

off who's got the one where it's like one call but i guarantee he's got a bunch of emails that brandon yeah the oh speaking of like if we're just going full wisconsin here um i had a guy come in for a membership of the gym today, and we were talking. He saw I was wearing my App State hat. He's like, why are you wearing that? I was like, oh, my girlfriend goes there or went there. And we got to talking about it.

Your girlfriend went there? Yeah, she went to App State, which is why I have that hat. I wouldn't just have an App State hat. It made more sense why you went to homecoming. But, yeah. Just putting pieces together over here. Just like Jack's dad is dad. But we were talking about it, and he made a joke about App State

because he knew someone that went there, someone on the football team. We started talking about Madison. And I was like, I went to Madison too. And he goes, oh, did you not recognize the name? And when I said his name back to him, because he had an appointment, it didn't register, but I was like, wow, that sounded familiar. You just said J.J. Watt to him? And he was like, Aberderis.

Oh, Jared Aberderis? Yeah, it was the uncle of Jared Aberderis, yeah. He goes, yeah. I was like, oh, yeah, number four, because I will never forget Jared Aberderis. Fucking fucked us. Only because I went to one Badger game before I went to college, and it was a Badger football game, and Jared Aberderish, like, they announced him as, like, number four because I play for God.

I was like, oh, Jesus. And I was like, that was it. That's how I know. It's Michigan State. They threw a Hail Mary, and he was out there because he was a tall receiver and mistimed his jump, and the dude got it. That's how I know. It's Michigan State. They threw a Hail Mary, and he was out there because he was a tall receiver and mistimed his jump, and the dude got it. They won the Hail Mary, and they scored a touchdown, and we lost. Jared Abadaris.

Jared, tell your uncle I would like him to sign up at the gym. I know you're one of our Patreon subscribers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think Jared Abadaris is super in defeat? He's got a financial advising company with four kids in Montello, Wisconsin. That's what I found out. Yeah, he's from Wautoma. Yeah.

Jared Aberderis. My dad thought he was going to be good. My dad was like, oh, Jared Aberderis. I want a Jared Aberderis. I'm like, Dad, he's not even going to make the team. And he's like, no, I want him. And then in one preseason game. Isn't he the leading receiver all time for the Badgers?

I don't know all time. I mean, we had some good receivers. I think that's what his uncle said. We had Chris Chambers. I don't think Jared Aberdarius is the leading receiver. By the way, this is what Drink Wisconsin is going to want. Yeah, yeah. Also, I learned Drink Wisconsin, Marquette Bar.

So, like, I went there before the Marquette game, and the Badgers were technically playing. They don't have the Badgers on. They have the – because they have other games on, but they don't have the Badgers because the Marquette bar. When did Drink Wisconsin start? I feel like we should know that, right? Oh, I mean, we've been drinking Wisconsin since 1848.

It's on the flag. Well, that over on five minutes on whether or not he was going to come in. We are 15 minutes in. All-time receiver. This is some good stuff. That's what he said. It was Jared Aberderis. No, it's Lee Evans.

Then Jared Aberderis. Oh. He's second. But Lee Evans. Yeah, Lee Evans. I mean, we have. Well, then maybe I had my selective hearing there. He's like one of the top receivers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top five. Jared Abderas is second. How many? How many yards? 3,140 for Jared Abderas. In four years? In four years.

That's pretty good. That's very good. And then we had Brandon Williams, Nick Toon. I remember Tooney. And Travis Beckham, who is a DJ in Milwaukee now. Did you say secretly gay? Let's not put that on the table. Allegedly.

Allegedly. I was just asking what you said. Well, I thought Chris Chambers would be hired, but maybe he left early. Alex Erickson. Yeah. Troy Fumagalli and Jake Ferguson are back-to-back. Fergie. Three touchdowns against us yesterday.

Quintus Cephas? Yeah. He got in trouble because... Who did he go play for after... The Lions. The Lions, yeah. And then got in more trouble. So he got in trouble

with the badgers because the lady thought that he was i remember that and then she he got acquitted from all the charges uh and then went to go play for the lions and then was betting in the locker room i mean dude on football you already i why? You're barely making the team. You're like a – You're on the radar. Yeah, you're like four or five on the depth chart. You should be in and out of that building early, late. Don't say a word.

Maybe don't bet on your team to win. Especially when you were playing on the Lions. It wasn't this year. Yeah, it was a while ago. But, yeah, that's very funny. And then I haven't seen him play since. playing on the Lions. It wasn't this year. Yeah, it was a while ago. I haven't seen him play since. He's got to put an eight-game suspension when he does. Who's going to pick up

a practice squad player that couldn't be available for eight games? Because he has to be... For the eight-game suspension, you have to be on the active roster. Yeah, no one's picking him up. He's done. Yeah, so he was already barely making the roster. He's probably playing like Arena or Canadian football.

Oh, we should look that up. We'll go into Cephas. Oh, boy. I'm convinced Jack went to bed. He was like, I'm not. And I'm convinced Genevieve has forgot we're down here, too. That or they've killed each other. And we have now, I think.

That's a funny concept that they both. And I think by law, we get the house. It's like godparent rules. Like both the parents. Technically, we're squatters. Did you hear about that dude from uh what's called uh like missouri uh they watched they watched he was renting a house and they were like watching uh the chiefs game and then like two days later none of the people from that

party went to work and everyone's like where are these people knock on this door he wouldn't it wouldn't open some people like went to the backyard and there's like three big clumps of people and like they must have and then they knock on the door some more and the guy like shows up he's like what do you want they're like where are these people he goes i don't know and there's three dead bodies in the backyard like full of snow he's like hey they must have died and they must have got hypothermia wait so he murdered people or i don't know if he murdered him because like you can't say that he murdered him yeah but he fucking murdered him you know damn and they were just laying in the snow like and then he would he showed up to the one to the door or the wine glass

like like must have been drinking. They said it was like early in the morning. It was like 11. Interesting. I've been following that. Oh, also, do you use directions still when you come here?

Or do you know how to get here now from your place pretty easy? I knew how to get here right away because I used to work kind of out here. So I, like, for a while was using directions because it's like Milwaukee has intersections where all of a sudden they're like, you're going to keep going straight. You're taking 305, but you're really getting off at 305A, not B or something like that.

So I was like, where am I going? I've come here enough on mondays now that it suggests and so it was 18 minutes to the compel family so they're the compels or the compels the compels yeah c-o-m-p-e-l so if you're a compel or compel or wherever do you think that was like a business or something i think it does go to a business because it's just it takes me right to the uh i believe the walgreens or it says it's like a walgreens right around the corner um and here come the dogs lady lady lady sit sit sit sit sit sit relax relax. Hey, is Dad dead?

Do we own you now? Do we own you now? Are you the person? That would be a yes. Nope. Stay away from the computer. No, you don't need chocolate either. Yeah.

Sit. Sit. Lay down. Good girl. I think, how are you with the internet? Do you use the internet a lot? Yeah, we finally got it back we got it back like an hour before

we went to the bar and I was just like you know what I'm kind of feeling going to the bar I like the bar atmosphere but I also love just being at home

like part of me was like I would just be so comfortable to sit down be here just hanging out with my dad or whatever That game was which

I like watching games in the comfort of a warm basement or something like that. But that game was awesome to be in that atmosphere. Oh, absolutely. Like, it definitely

I would have enjoyed it at a very high level if I was just by myself at home. But being around those people and being able to jump up, you're going to people high fives. I mean, I hugged your friend. I don't even know his name still.

Rob. Yeah. Jordan. He's going to be a father by this. By the time this comes out, he's a father. Yeah. And so congratulations on your,

um, I'm baby love. And I bet they might name jordan we've we've thought of i mean they jordan what name jordan again jordan jr jordan jr yeah i mean jordan mill name like who are you named after not your father but jordan love because maybe they'll name it davante davante it's a white baby So maybe not I know one white Kobe And I think that's weird Kenny Clark Is his last name Clark? No

Robbie Jordan Robbie is his name? Jordan Robbie That's a terrible name I don't think you get to pick it Two first names? No it's R-A-B-E That's Rabe I know but it's Robbie That names? No, it's R-A-B-E.

That's Rabe. I know, but it's Robbie. That's all they pronounce. That's real close to... It's not a nice word. Rave? Ah, I was going the other way. The dude doesn't like to party. But yeah, I think I want to go...

Like, ideally, for me, the best way to watch a game someone's like basement but it's like 20 of us but like someone's nice basement like no offense to jack but like you have a tv down here it'd be fun to watch the game there's like eight of us yeah but having like a huge party watching the packers play like if that game was in, if you're in high school and you're at your best buddy's basement and all your families are over and you're watching that game, oh, my God, you'll talk about that one forever. My buddy Doug, he's got a great basement for it because he's got this big L coach. It's kind of like this, big L coach. And then he's got seating behind it that's higher.

Ooh, stadium seating is nice. Stadium seating is nice. And then he's got on the other side like a bar where you can put all the food and stuff. For Super Bowls, we always go to Doug's place because he gets a nacho machine. It's so cool. And Doug's a great host because he does Super Bowl trivia. So he has, at halftime, he gives out Super Bowl trivia. And the winner gets a bottle of something or a bottle of wine.

Hot Pockets, son. But the Super Bowl trivia is never about... It's like, how many hot dogs do Americans eat during the Super Bowl? That's good. That's good. It's not like... Because you have that one, you, sports fanatic trivia guy who takes girls on dates to trivia who would be like, oh, I guy who takes girls on dates to trivia.

Who would be like, oh, I know who won the Super Bowl in 1974. Go. 1974. I'm going to say the Redskins. Let's see if that's right. I'll look it up. I'll look it up. Also, while I'm looking it up. If that is right, that's going to be a fucking dart.

That's a guess and a half. I'll look it up. But go give me, you're at a Super Bowl party. This would be good actual pot. I mean, this might just be another episode of this one. Michael and Judge's take over Jack's house. You walk down, give me your game day spread. It could be as much as you want.

Give me your game day spread. What's got to be there? Dude, I need some taco dip. I love taco dip. Oh, okay. Yeah, I love taco dip. So when I go to my buddy Jux, I get him because he loves taco dip too. Taylor Jux.

Okay. But we have another Taylor, so it's like mixes with it. Also, Lefty has one of the smoothest golf swings I've ever seen in my entire life. Very good. And he likes spicy taco dip, so I get him a small thing of spicy taco dip, and everyone liked the bigger one. And it's empty by the end of the day.

Oh, it's got to be. So taco dip. Taco dip. I need some sort of sweet, like the cookies you can get from my pick and save. Yeah, that's great. Just like, oh, absolutely. Okay, continue.

You can get those um bush light i can you know let's go more food but all right ah you need you need to have the liquid courage of bush light to you know give you a little confidence that you might actually win i'd be shaking the whole time um yeah for food i mean we we mix it up a lot for we do we just did slider sunday where we all made sliders or like a jug set up on uh he had some pizza sliders and stuff um yeah i mean anything uh pizza's great anything that you can just grab and it's greasy it's got to be grazing food for sure. Anyone does a full meal for a Super Bowl party, they're insane.

Yeah. I like the sliders, wings, taco dip, and buffalo chicken dip. You got to have some version, like three dips is what it is. It's taco, chicken, and some version of like a French onion kind of thing. Those are your dips. You have your pretzels, your chips. Put your veggies out if you want them i do like i do fuck with some veggies um that's if you're grazing on food veggies are a great thing yeah a little veggie a little like the celery carrots broccoli and ranch maybe a little cherry tomato every once in a while if you're feeling frisky um but then sliders and wings are probably the two

like main things and then someone's got to have a crock pot with like those like small meatballs or cocktail weenies in the barbecue sauce are you kidding me you gotta yeah you gotta come my buddy tp he makes he makes the best of those and that's like his specialty so he just brings the crock pot yeah and it's a crock pot and he he's a smaller man, so it's as big as he is, and he just brings that. It's pretty amazing. Absolutely. So we're one episode in, and Jack is already here.

He was plugging in. Oh, is it broken? No. He was going to plug it in. Oh. The battery died. I could have told you it was a battery. So Jack's thermostat broke.

That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. I said I'd take the whole thing apart. Well, that's the first thing that IT would tell you. Have you plugged it in? Long drink. Long drink. They're delicious.

Can you have... Can you, you know... Can I have another long drink, sir? Have you ever thought of flipping the pot around? You know, like when Paul's dead? We were convinced she killed you. Yeah, there was a loud bang up there. I think that strength wasn't the one,

but we got to make sure your camera's good, and then you can just keep going, sir. Into the first one? In the first one. Oh, okay. I thought we were 27 minutes into the second one. That's where I was like, ugh. We got a full hour in 27 minutes.

I hope we're warm now. We are pretty warm. How you been, man? How's life? Well, can we have like 15 minutes of me to calm down from what happened upstairs? I'm sure I'll say nicer things. Just give me 15. That's about fun things.

Like, um, Kostki's an anti-Semite. So that's how this first episode is starting. Let's ignore the other 27 minutes we just did. You know, I'm sure he will cut that out because he has the budget for it when he does it, but not when I do it. What were we talking about previously? Our Super Bowl spreads.

I'll leave the anti-Semite in for you. My Super Bowl spread? Yeah. Give me a couple Parmesan garlic wings. I'm not going to ask for anyone that asks. You know what I mean? No. No, I don't know what that means.

Wait, that's not what we were talking about? No, if you had to pick like five things that are going to be at your Super Bowl spread, what would they be? Well, garlic Parmesan wings, obviously. Garlic parmesan wings, buffalo chicken dip. A extremely large pepperoni pizza. Brooklyn or thin crust.

Chips and salsa. Ooh, salsa, yeah And then A lot of light beer See, I didn't have beer on my list Because I just went the food route Well, if we don't put it on our list Is beer happening? Oh, beer, that's a given

That's like the free space in bingo Okay, next thing is Twizzlers. Oh, a little candy. I like it. A little candy at the end of it. By the time you get to the fourth quarter, you're like, oh, I'm so sick of having all this.

Yeah, a little salty and sweet action. I said the cookies from Pick and Save. Those are good. And they got a variety. I didn't put any sweets on mine, but I think I feel like I should. I like both those options, having a little dessert. This is a fun one that I probably wouldn't put in because it's a lot of prep work. Dirt cake.

You know what I mean? Ooh, dirt cake's good. When's the last time you had a dirt cake? Couldn't tell you. But I know it tastes good. Dirt cake is like the Oreos like the Oreos Chocolate pudding Cool whip And gummy worms Correct

Yep That's it All the good things In the entire world I made I made an Oreo layer And gummy worms For New Years

And brought to doggies And it was You made a dirt cake For New Years Yeah it was like It was like a layered Like Yeah pretty much

Yeah But it wasn't called dirt cake It had a layer Cool whip Layer of cream cheese Mixed with Dirt Cake. It had a layer of Cool Whip, layer of cream cheese mixed with Cool Whip and powdered sugar, and then layer of chocolate pudding, and then the bottom layer was just crushed up Oreos. Oh, yeah, I know exactly what kind of dip.

It was so good. Oh, yeah. That's not Dirt Cake. But that's the same stuff that's in a Dirt Cake. It's the exact same thing. That's Soil Cake. You just gave everyone that makes a dirt cake a middle finger and said,

I'm better than you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just layered dirt. Ugh. You must have watched Top Chef recently. That's what happened. You what?

You must have watched Top Chef recently. That's what happened. You knew how to layer it properly. Do you like cooking shows? I love cooking shows. I like very specific cooking shows. I hear Jeff America.

See, I got to be in the mood to be like, I want to be challenged. Have you ever seen an Italian guy that looks like he's only Irish running around with orange Crocs pretend to cook? Chef Mario Batali. Didn't he get canceled? Probably. He probably fingered a lot of people the way he wore those Crocs. Didn't he get canceled? Probably. He probably fingered a lot of people the way he wore those Crocs. I think he was the anti-Semite. No.

Didn't he die? He was a Semite. He probably was a Semite. Bourdain died. Bourdain died. Yeah. He didn't wear Crocs. No. Mario Batali definitely did.

What did he say? His cure for a hangover was a lot like yours. It was drink a little bit, smoke a cigarette, have some spicy food, and then maybe have sex. I've never had that in a while. Spicy food? No, I have jalapenos frequently. Fornication. Fornication.

What's coming out of your clipboard over there? I don't like that you have no cards. By the way, he prefaced this game. I don't know if you guys are dumb enough to get it. So we're quite smart. Yeah. I think you guys are too smart, but also, like, you guys, you always complain about you're helping one another.

So are we going to screw each other this time? You don't want the person to get it. So you guys are going to try to fuck one another. I do that every Friday. So this is the game. It's basically a categories game. I'm going to spread the cards. One of you is going to pick one of the cards.

And me and you are going to list off three things from the card and you also have to list three things with us but you don't know the category okay i think it's like a tiktok game i've seen where the guys have a category same same exact thing and then you have to you're basically gonna have to say what category it is okay okay i kind of get it. Me too, yeah. I think we'll do a practice round. So, like, my, I guess, example would be, like, Super Bowl champions is the category. You don't know it, but he would go Tom Brady. I would say Aaron Rodgers. And then you don't know the Super Bowl champions.

You'd probably say, like. Quarterback. No, you would say, like, Peyton Manning. You have to add your own list. You would like... Quarterback. No, you would say like Peyton Manning. You would add your own list. Oh, I add on to it. I say another thing as well. And then at the end of all of our lists, you go, this is what I think the category is.

And then if you get it right, you get five points. But also, if you get anything that's on your list that has to do with that category, then you also get a point. Wait, where's my list? You made me my list? No, no, no. So you're going to say the list when we talk.

Oh, okay. I get it. You'll get it. But, okay. I think me and Kuski should go first, and then you'll get it. This will be not a practice one, but we'll see. I got the game right, though, correct? Yes. Okay.

Me too. Take the card. All right. No, let me see the card. Okay. Is it Kosti's mom? Susie Cussie's mom. I'm going to write that down for your first one.

Jack Wilbur starts you off a list. You're going to be starting off the list apparently. Susie Cussie's mom. This category is great. I don't have a long list of this one. All right. I'll start. Okay. Bolt.

Marley. Okay. Bolt. Marley. Okay. Jack, do you want to go? Brew. Yeah, can we just agree that it's dogs? Buddy. Buddy. I don't have another one

Lady Lady I guess to us Wait no What is this Hero Dogs Underdog He got it Famous dogs

Jack I'll give you Five plus underdog. He got it. I mean, yeah, famous dog, famous dog. Yeah. Famous dog. So Jack, I mean, I'll give you, I'll give you five plus I called it. And you also, yeah, that was great. You're like, what'm sorry, Kusky's dog. Kusky's dog? Mom, I'm sorry. Mom! Oh, boy. I've got the meat out of the palm of my hand.

Deeper. All right, but do you get the game, Jack? Yeah, I think I got it. That was an easy one. Yeah, that's why. Are there some harder ones? It's only going to say in the mic it doesn't count. That's the rules to live with.

Okay, you can keep it. Oh, boy. I'm going to go fish. I agree with that one. That's correct. Yep. I'd probably say crab. Oh, yeah.

You said crab or crap? Crab. Lobster? Hmm. Yeah, that was good, but, you know. Try your mom. I'm probably going to go bowl. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yep. I'd probably say a lion oh yeah I got it tank interesting that's exactly what I would say as well deduction would make me say tank scorpion

would you give me that pass pass hmm oh that threw me off I have no clue now yeah I don't think it would goat man oh yeah yeah yeah Oh, that threw me off. I have no clue now. Yeah. I don't think it would. Goat Man.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. Sonic the Hedgehog. I don't fucking know. Is Goat Man actually a thing? Does that work? I think it's... Yeah, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. But everyone knew what you were saying. All right. Tusky, what do you think? everyone knew what you were saying. All right.

Mr. Tumrus. Tusky, what do you think? Things that don't make sense. No. Do you want to show them the card? Get one more guess. Come on. Well, I thought it was going to be four-letter words.

Because you all said four-letter words to begin with. Oh, we did. We're so smart. But you said crab. You said fish. Things that come in a tank? No. It's animals that are also zodiac signs.

Mr. Tumnus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have never gotten that in a million words. That was good. That was good. Scorpion threw me the fuck off. Scorpion was a wild turn of events. Which, by the way, my first deduction,

pretty good. Four letter words. What are you? What's your sign? Taurus. Bull. Four letter word. Fish. My Pisces. I'm also a fish. You guys should kiss.

Fish don't kiss. That's literally what they do. I really hope that my You guys should kiss. Fish don't kiss. That's literally what they do. Fuck, buddy. I really hope that my HVAC is charging on a USB-C charger right now. You know what they need? Advent no stock. Who knew that you had to charge NAS if you didn't have the power cable connected to it? Which is also their fault.

Oh. Oh. Because he's mom. Again. Jack is starting. Oh, that might be the new pumpkin pie. Oh, my God. It is. I'm saying it respectfully, Kusky's mom.

I don't mean it in any way. I'm going to let you know two great answers. I'm going to go. You've had these all the time. I'm just putting feelers out, Kusky's mom. Let's not be too specific. I'm going to go rabbit. Rabbit. Okay. Yeah. not be like too specific. I'm going to go rabbit. Rabbit.

Okay. Yeah. Aggressive fornication. Would strawberry be a good one? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Rabbit and strawberry How many did we do?

Three? Three Okay Cabbage patch Cabbage patch I'm gonna go Blindfold Okay I'm gonna go spit

Yeesh Interesting Whipped cream Whipped cream Alright Feet No no no I

I'm going to go... I'm going to go... A bead. A bead? A bead. Ain't no bead. Alright. A bead's A bead. Ain't no bead. All right. A bead's not bad.

Not bad. Not where I was thinking. But maybe a belt. Okay. Belt works. That's actually good. That's not what I thought. Jack, what do you think?

That threw me through for a loop. I thought it was things you put in your ass until you said belt. Until you said belt. Rabbit. If you're a magician, you pull it out of there. Belt made no sense. Belt couldn't have happened. So what do you think it is?

Belt, rabbit, strawberry. Cousin. Rabbits, strawberry. Valentine's Day celebrations. Ooh, that is close. I'm going to give you two points because you do have two things that would work here. It is sex toys. Didn't want to give you a dildo and anal beads. We just gave you one bead and a belt. This is why we did not mean to show you.

You're not a sex toy. It's going to be bad. It's one time I'm going to try and say my mom, and it's going to be even worse. I respect you guys. I did not mean that to be an attack on you and your personality can we check your thermostat it's getting kind of cold down here you

kill fuck you please don't be my mom what is this what is this bottom one uh like me no so I What is this bottom one? Like Me? No, so

I'll go first Car You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah If I say ham, does that count? If it's three-letter words now?

That works. Car, ham... Rubber duck. A sparrow. That was the one you were going for? Yeah. Rabbit. Oh, yeah.

Rabbit, sparrow, car, and ham. Oh. Things I could hit with my car. You can never catch a sparrow. They're pretty elusive. Jack didn't understand one of the words. I understood the words. I didn't know the meaning behind the words.

What happened to your finger? Did you get jacked up? I burnt it big time last night. And then I popped it. Were you jacking off? Yeah, just too much friction. I was going really fast. I would hate to masturbate with tape.

I mean, the tape happened after the masturbation. Good for you. He's got a sharp dick. No, it's bumpy from all the pencils. I'm going to go goose. I'm going to go off. I agree, frequently. A lot of times.

Yeah. I'd go hammer. Okay. Puppet. What do you think the list is? What was your first word? Car. No, it's not that then.

I was going to say for a second, if a car wasn't one, things with double letters in them. Ooh, that's pretty good. That was my guess, yeah. Famous Jacks or all-time Jacks. Car Jack. Okay, that's good. Jackrow jack rabbit jack off jack hammer hammer would have you know ham threw me off it really did that's okay kuski is blanked again i'm blanked yeah you know i did win last week You did win last week You might win again I don't think I'm gonna win again I don't got a lot

I didn't see any of them so Don't believe that Okay Um I'm gonna to go Mason. Okay. Okay. Smith.

Jack? Steelers players. That's your answer? That's your answer? Yeah. All right, I'm going to type in Steelers players. Hater? Okay, yeah, hater's not bad.

That's going to throw him for a loop. That's a good answer. Trying to think here. They are my motivators. Lee? Yeah. I got a P. Chan. I know where your mind is going right now You're on the right track sir

I'm gonna go Man. It's tough because you don't want to give it away. Yeah. It's like. Yeah. You know that you do like one or two of them. It's for sure. One for obvious.

Conor McGregor. Ooh. I mean. I'm going to go. I've already got to go one. Oh, you've got to go one? Yeah, I'll go Wilkinson. I'm going to go Washington, then. Okay.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I'm going to Washington then Oh yeah absolutely I mean it's pretty much We teed it up for you Well you're guessing I'm going to pee Also you have one more guess Georges Also you have one more guess off. Georges. Also, you have one more guess off. You can guess one more.

Any Georges. Famous Georges. That is incorrect. I mean... George Webb. I'm going to give you one point because George Lopez is one. This was George Washington. Well, the category George Lopez would be one.

George Lopez is a category. George Lopez is a... Oh, Hispanics. No, famous comedians. Damn it. It was just any comedian's last name. They got me again. I'll give them a plus. I thought Wine would give it away.

Wine would have been a good one, I think. Wine would have really got me because I definitely would have. Went alcohol instead of Brandon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have really thrown me off. But he goes famous Georges, which is pretty good. George Washington. I would have said Lopez.

Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good guess. All right. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good guess. All right. So, Jack. Take the top one. Take the top one because I read the bottom one. Oh, Bubba, you're fucked.

I was hoping you'd get this one. Yeah. I was hoping you'd get it. Really? Okay. Because, yeah, you probably know. All right. I was hoping you'd get this one I was hoping you'd get it Really? Okay Because yeah, you probably know Alright I'm going to go first

Do you have answers written down already for these? No Okay Snake Okay Sneeze snake I'm a snake Sneeze snake

Sliver, sliver, snake Sneeze snake Jack? Fly I'm a snag Sneezing Slipper Slipper Snag Sneezing Jack Sly What did you say? Sly Sly Okay

Slurp Slurp I would love that to be Something I love slurps Oh I'm slurp I've been in a slurp For a while

John fuck Crash oh yeah yeah yeah oh it's slurp snake sly John

and Crash. It's not my mom. It will 100% never be your mom in this one. Unless I have the power of a million dollars. Joe. Realistically, probably could be. Yeah. No, That actually Yes

Right? Yes Okay From what I'm thinking Yes Because that was actually Going to be my next one So did I get a point?

I think you got a point there You definitely did get a point Sweet But I don't think you know why I don't have a fucking clue I have a point But There's still a point there That's okay It got a point. I don't have a fucking clue why I have a point. But there's still a point there.

That's okay. It's a point. No call to comeback. It's not. I'm going to go. Not close. Naomi. Ghost.

What the fuck? I feel like I'm getting some challenging ones. Naomi Ghost. This is meant for you to have against me. Okay. Just so you know. So I should know this pretty well. No.

And no, you should know this pretty well. I should know this pretty well. Jack would know this pretty well. Okay. This is not your fault you don't get it yet. Oh. Zelda. What do you think the category is?

Video game characters? There it is. Crash Bandicoot. I don't know who Naomi is. Snake is... I don't even... Just from Snake, right? Naomi's from Metal Gear Solid.

By the way, Joe? I was thinking G.I. Joe. Well. Which is why I said Joe. But also, isn't Joe the dude from Last of Us? Joel. Joel. That's what it is.

But does G.I. Joe count, then? Is there a G.I. Joe video game? There's probably a G.I. Joe video game, but we don't want to give you points for that. I'll give you one. But do I get any points? You got it correct. Oh, okay. And you got it. You got it. Okay.

Yeah, and you had Zelda. Sweet. That was the biggest clue. I had to think again. I was like, oh, this is... I would definitely get this. You knew. Like, oh, what's something nerdy?

We were talking at the Packer game or at the bar last night. I was like, if there's a spectrum for jock to nerd, not that you're a complete nerd, but I'm in the middle, you're more nerd, he's definitely more jock than all three of us. I'm the most nerd out of the three of us. Yeah.

Like, I could have a conversation about video games but also sports with you. Not that you can't have it, but I think I do fit in the middle, and he definitely knows way too much about sports, like an autistic amount about sports. Yep. I'm sorry. I haven't even looked at this yet. Lady, come here. You're going to have to explain this one to me.

Where's your mama? Mama. What? Croskey's mom. Oh, it's the next word? Don't say that. Okay. Oh, that doesn't say... No, we're fine.

Sorry, it's hard. We'll be alright. We'll be alright. Okay. I'm going to go martini. Okay. I'm going to go Martini. Okay.

Teeth. Okay. This is your first guess. Which you haven't had a first guess because you said Kuski's mom. which, by the way, probably would have fit. For this one, it would have fit. Yeah, I think so, which is... Wait, whoa. Your son.

I know. Genius. Genius. Because I think you're very smart because he's I'm going to go liar oh

I can give one I think might give it away I'm going to say that's my third maybe player oh yeah I'll say that's my third maybe. Player. Oh, yeah.

People you meet at a bar. I'm going to go scoundrel. Definitely meet me at a bar. And give you a name maybe. Shirley? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely maybe that bar. Kuski's Mob. I can give you a name, maybe. Shirley? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shirley, that's got to be one.

Non-alcoholic drinks. Shirley Temple. Is that your answer? Yeah. That is incorrect. You're close. Close. It is. Very close. Dirty Yeah. That is incorrect. You're close. Close. It is. Very close.

Dirty something. Dirty Shirley. Yeah. I was going to go hairy too. I was about to say Dirty Shirley after I said Shirley. Yeah. Dirty Martini, Dirty Liar, Dirty Teeth, Player. Yeah.

All right. Dirty Cusky's Mom. Not that you're a clean lady. That's why I thought Kuski's mom I think we'll just give you Kuski's mom For everyone Yeah it'll be your first guess

But let me know if I'm on par Yeah I'll let you know Like you know what That's a funny one Because it kind of makes sense But obviously not Because she's an angelic woman

But This is funny for us. Koskis mom. Koskis mom. All right. I'll start first. Bun. Mom.

Oh, mom. Fuck. This sucks to be you, dude. Rabbit. Rabbit. That little cat, then. Mom. Cat. Rabbit. mom cat rabbit

what was your first one again bun I love a good bun I'd probably say map oh map yeah map oh a map yeah have you ever seen

a bug map before a tin Ram? Is that what you were going to say? No, Ram. Shut up, Jack. Shut up. Dumb idiot. Pit.

Pit. Pit. Is this three-letter words? That is correct. There we go. No, three-letter worlds. All right. I probably should have just guessed another three-letter word because I would have got another point there.

Yeah, you're an idiot. But I just thought of another fun game that I wanted to play with you guys next time. Stay tuned. All right. I can't see it. I can't see it. I can't see it. My eyes are closed, Jack.

Did you go painting with a hat on? No. I bought it like this. Wow. Isn't that kind of nice? All right. Okay. I got it.

Let me see. Oh, I just assumed you knew. I didn't know. Okay. Yeah. You just put it down. Should I start? If you want to start, you can.

Go ahead. Football. I'm just going to go with life. That's a good one. Candyland. That's a good one. Candyland. That's not bad. Honestly, I was thinking Candyland. That's one of my favorite board games growing up.

Board games, right? Probably games, things like that. They don't mean anything, but we all like games. You almost beat me. Too bad. I almost did, like, two fucking games. Did you see that one? No. That was good. Was that one? No.

That was good. Was that right? Yeah, it just said games, Eni. You could have had two more points. It's okay, I like to jump the gun because he's mom. That doesn't make sense, but it's also kind of funny. It does make sense. Someone say my mom next time.

You're fucked. I have no idea what this means either. I know what it means, but I don't know what it is. Oh, you better fucking do some Googling. Yeah, you do. Oh, shit. All right, I'm going to start... B.

Like the letter or the animal? Just B. Okay. C. That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the term. Alphabet? You should say that What is it

Things that sound like they are Like onomatopoeia Is that it I don't want a B on you either Things that sound like they are Alright Next one I'm gonna go with D Is this the only one?

D? H? That actually doesn't work, I don't think. Yeah, I'm going to go A. Damn it. A minor. F? Musical notes? That's correct.

I didn't know what I was doing. Dude, I'm glad I didn't get that one. Say it for me. A, but a musical note. That's what I said. We got one more? Yeah. I think because I knew you would be like, pick right away the alphabet.

Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? All right, this is the last one. I might as well look at it. Okay. I think this is in my realm. This could be so easy.

I'm going to start. Jason. That's a good one. I'm going to go Vince.

Okay. John. Well, Jack has to go yet. Oh, sorry. What if I wanted John? You can take John. I'll give you another one. Jason, Vince take John. I'll give you another one. Jason, Vince, John.

Mike. That's a pretty good answer. Pretty good answer. Yeah. I'm going to go Carl. Okay. You got another guess already? Sorry, I dropped the guess.

Yeah? Yeah. That's your last answer. Yeah, I get that, how that works. Anthony? I feel like you have so much graph paper over there. All the charts you're putting together. Yeah, yeah.

He is like... I'm not walking Excel sheet. He's like RAI. He's got so much data on us. Man, this one's difficult. I'm going to go... Just give it to him. All right. I'll go Pat.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's like shooting fish in a barrel for points, but will you get the category? That's the question. That's the name of the game. Will you get three? Will you get three? Well, I had Bill and I had Mike, right? Yeah. Those both worked.

I mean, did they? What's the name of the game? What is the name of the game? Oh, I call it Scaredy Cat. Okay. NFL Head Coaches? That is incorrect. I liked where your mind was going, though.

Yeah. What was it? NBA Players' First Names? NBA players' first names. We figured if we gave you Giannis, LeBron, Dwayne, Kobe. You guys can never say it. You guys said Giannis, and I go, oh, Greek men. Greeks. And that is how you play Scaredy Cat.

All right, I have to tally up these points. Once you tell me that I win, I have to definitely go up and check to make sure the thermostats are working. Really? Yeah. Go check it right now. Yeah, go check it. I don't know if I win.

It won't take you that long. It'll take me much longer to figure out if the thermostat's working. This is going to be a weird one to edit. We had 30 minutes without you, and we got 30 minutes with you. And we're going to be a weird one to edit. Like we had 30 minutes without you and we got 30 minutes with you. And we're going to

go leave for another 30 minutes. You could probably cut it in and out. You could probably cut it half and half. Oh, I could. We just got something.

That's all I care about. I'm having fun. That's it. When do we get to the anti-Semite stuff? You mean our group chat? Oh, dude. Oh, Kuski took the lead on this one.

Oh, shit. I'll take these right back. Yeah, I do. I do them so fast. Wait, we're missing football right now. Then Kuski gets the lead again. There's football right now. Oh, my God.

Yeah, he goes Bucs. You guys both tied with 18. All right, whoever guesses the score correctly or closest to the Bucks-Eagles game right now wins. Okay, okay. Next category. People that Kuski hates. Jews. Tall people.

I think it's people who play against me. I have a category. Tall Jews. You guys. He hates tall Jews. Tall Jews. He hates tall Jews. Tall Jews. Is that Elon Musk? Or is he just autistic?

Same thing. He's Jewish? So dumb. That's the dumbest answer oh okay someone guessed the score to the Eagles Bucks game right now I think since you're presently surprised it's 14-7

Bucks what do you think? 17-13 Bucks it is 16-3 Bucks yeah the Eagles aren't great Okay. What do you think? $17.13. It is $16 to $3. Yeah. The Eagles aren't great. The Eagles are. They're blowing it lately.

The Bucs are going to go to the Super Bowl and win the whole thing again. Well, fucking put your money on it. Clip it. Right now. I never see those people that bet like crazy. Dude, did you see? I saw something on the Pat McAfee show. If you bet on the Texans to win the Super Bowl in March of last year.

Yeah. Obviously, because this is you. If you put $100 down, you win $20,000. Really? Yeah. What is that, a plus $2,000? Plus $20,000. Holy? Yeah. What is that, a plus $2,000? $20,000 plus $20,000. Holy shit.

Betting is insane. So my buddy was in Vegas for the Super Bowl. He's a teacher in Wrightstown. And during the Super Bowl, it was the Patriots versus the Rams. And there were two high-powered offenses. And one of the bets that were in Vegas you can bet on is no touchdowns in the Super Bowl. And it's never been done before. Every Super Bowl has had at least one touchdown.

And the Rams versus the Patriots was such a high score. 13-3, wasn't it? Yeah, but they were supposed to score a fuckload of points. put that they were supposed to score a fuckload of points. My buddy put a $5 bet on no touchdowns in the Super Bowl.

He would have won more money than he gets an annual salary of a teacher. That's $14. $14. Wow, we made $10,000. That's a fuckload of money. That's probably $60,000. $14 Wow we made 10 grand But that was crazy

That's a fuck load of money That's probably Probably $60,000 Yeah it was like 40 grand or something Like that Yeah

But It went into the Fourth quarter And he Like They didn't And he couldn't Watch it

He didn't watch it He walked out of the bar Couldn't watch it Did he win? He did not win No Robert Gronkowski Reached over in the fourth

quarter and got him you know how fucking cool would be to make that bet and win it dude probably the only person that's such a ballsy bet or it's like the guy who bet it's a ballsy but it's also like uh what do you bet a hundred dollars or five dollars you said five i guess i'll fuck you like yeah he bet it was so low but but imagine A $100 bet on that thing Oh my god he would've Yeah What would If $5 made you

$60k It was crazy What's $100 making you $600,000 $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion

$1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion

$1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion $1 billion Go check the thermostat I have to go check the thermostat

Yeah Most people who go up there Freezing her Her feet off And everything else It's okay We can continue on Without you for a little bit

We need you though Yeah We all need us We all need each other And that's the heart of this story Oh my god I'll bring my tech decks. Oh, can you bring the extra ones that we can all?

Oh, bring a ramp. Bring the ramp, yeah. Oh, on the way out, potentially, maybe throw me another longie? A little long pass with the long drinks? There's only one left, Jared. Do you want the other one? No.